Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Khalyla's Mystery Man

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

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I'll then be at Irvine, California just for one night on October 20th through 8th at the Improv. I'm going to be at Skangfest. Hell yeah. I'll then be at Irvine, California just for one night on October 20th. Then next month, you can see me in San Jose, Michigan. I'll be in Florida and a bunch of other dates. Go to Annie Letterman.com slash shows. Can't wait to meet you, baby. Hi, slugs. I'm back on the road this fall. I'm coming to Phoenix, San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland. Get tickets at EstherOnIce.com and my new solo podcast, My Pleasure, is available everywhere you listen to podcasts. Since none of us have kids, so we don't know what this is like, and we didn't birth our um, our fur babies. Are you sure? I disagree. Sometimes I put Randy back in my vagina and push him out just to be like, remember?

I visualize the time that I carry Donut in my womb so that like I really feel that she's my own. Well, okay. When I first got Randy, Olivia Munn gave me this bag that she got on Amazon. It was $17.99. I was like, Olivia, I thought it was going to be a little more expensive. But she was like, put your dog in this bag. She's like, my dog craves this bag like

because i carried him around when he's a puppy randy loves being in this bag and it feels like you're pregnant with him he's like in this little cloth bag and it's so cute you got to get donut in the bag but we have a bag we definitely have a bag but i feel like some dogs really don't take to that bag because i've bought countless bags over the years and i have a small dog named remy who's 12 he's really old and crusty he's toothless um but that motherfucker just wants to be on all fours and piss on everything he has no interest in being babied he wants to imagine esther um but yeah i don't think all dogs um but send me that one it's olivia month it's honestly like the cutest it's like uh if you

go on Amazon it's like gray and white and has like white it has white stripes and then it can flip inside out and it's got like it looks like a picnic table I don't know what that's called black and white Annie let me just say one upside to um wrapping your sweater like this armpit look a little dabber you know you have I usually always have like wetness on my knees because I would shove my knees up to like dry my armpits and there'd be like deodorant on my knees better this is sweaty sweaty girl stuff you wouldn't understand you know but I have been learning that you guys are way healthier because you're releasing your toxins and mine are all just like staying inside me and also they're definitely coming out somewhere else you're leaky also like in this heat wave in

la i've noticed that i am actually sweating more and i look prettier like my face gets glowy from the sweat a hundred percent i'm jealous of you guys are you the one that's allowed to decide you're getting prettier here's like if we actually have any i think i'm the only one well i was watching a thing where this girl did like um she did i think it was elizabeth taylor's makeup it was like a tiktok and she did um she said that elizabeth taylor used to do her own makeup back in the day and because there was no like setting spray or anything or anything to make it look dewy she would do her makeup and then she would get in the bath and let it like steam. So it's kind of like that maybe.

It gives you like the dewy sweaty look. Very sexy. Yeah. Was that so boring? See, I can't – I'm not bringing the TikTok heat, guys. You guys are the TikTokers. I know. I think that's interesting because I generally think people are prettier and stay younger longer when they live in humid weather.

So it's like when I look at my aunties back home that have lived in the Philippines, difficult lives, by the way, compared to some of my family members out here, like including my mom, even if they're older, they look younger. They just their skin has just absorbed, has been hydrated like their entire life. Over here, it's so dry. What do they eat the most? Like, is it fish? Very basic stuff like fish, vegetables. Yeah, the same. Rice, a lot of rice.

But it's so much of just being hydrated, I think, like every single day. I know my hair will stay young forever because it's oily. Oh my God, that picture Liz Vig took of you is so good. With your hair flipped back. That is so good. My oily hair is beautiful.

I can't believe Hulu cut your hair off like that to you years ago. That was so mean. That wasn't that. It's a superpower you have. Thank you guys, my Jew hair. Jewish girls do have the best hair yeah i think the best mix for good hair is jewish and italian because i was hanging out with this girl who's half jewish half italian and she had my dream hair was it lady gaga if you hang out

lady gaga and don't tell us we missed the lady gaga concert do we have fomo are we okay wait i lady gaga follows you yes this is only because i was a super fan and i think like whoever ran her social media in 2009 just like followed her first 1000 fans oh this is like when obama followed my porn star friend asakira exactly it's meaningless but that's so funny but he did it's meaningless on paper but in my heart deep down it's very i think we're gonna get her guys my heart, deep down, it's very special. We're going to get her, guys. She will be a guest.

Well, it's basically you have a direct link to her. She's going to read your stuff should you decide to send it. I wonder how true that is. But if it is, we need to put our minds together. Because I see her commenting on random TikToker stuff. Really? I think she's reachable. Okay. This is where manifesting this. Should we ask the cards? Yeah. Yes. her um commenting on random tiktokers stuff really i think she's reachable okay this is

we're manifesting this maybe should we ask the cards yeah yes carlos get ready to find out what these cards mean all right are we gonna get lady gaga esther you're picking okay are we all picking if hers is bad we'll pick again. If it doesn't give us what we want. Okay, I got the Princess of Swords. Ooh, it looks like Gaga a little bit. It doesn't look like Ellen Hunt. It looks like David Bowie.

It looks like David Bowie. That's one of her biggest inspirations. Okay, Princess of Swords. With this card and a career reading, it's time to implement new ideas and changes to the system. Yes. Our efforts will be rewarded do it tweet message her okay over time so i'll message her every day for the rest of my

life until persistence is key it says it's been read um it requires understanding that we are a part of a larger whole a member of a team master she's we need a fourth what they're saying is we need a fourth host and it's lady kaka yeah the chair is open for you miss stephanie germanotta we're fans of house labs you can come promote that here no we really are i have all the lip glosses the lip glass what do you call it okay i have it wait so did you guys see this article it was in vogue about clingy girls having it right all along so it says when when it comes to relationships have clingy girls had it right all along so basically it's what what do you mean by clingy like stage five like so like the girls who are playing games and which by the way i'm guilty of all

levels of this like i've played games i've been a clinger i've done it all but like if you just come right out and are like saying what you want and not trying to be small or be pick me or pretend playing it cool then you'll actually get what you want in life it's yes because that's just setting boundaries for yourself knowing but also it's like it's like let the person like say no and move on right the thing is you get like attached to the idea of wanting it to be that person so then you're like i'll play all these games and i'll manipulate them but if they don't like who you are they got to go so you're just wasting time but you have to like get you have to like go through it a million times yeah i feel like maybe this is a little bit like too broad to say okay all clingy girls have been doing it right because i've seen

clingy and i have that that shit can get like scary this article i'm not looking right at you what are you saying carlos just that this article says that true clinginess, like what's mistaken for being clingy, is actually just anxiety. So if you're just like calling a guy, that's not even clingy that the guy probably wants. Right. I think I definitely have been at fault of playing the cool girl for so long

that I abandoned my own boundaries. Because it's like, even when I was younger right it was like you got you were very much rewarded for being one of the guys it was such a prize when a dude uh all of your um boyfriends friends were like yeah and no girls except like and no girls except kalilah she's cool and it's like actually i don't want to be one of the guys i'd be i want to be one of the girls like i it was um because i found myself like never truly being comfortable and always trying really hard to drink more to know they were like open with me about their secrets and infidelities and i'm like i don't want to be the she was always putting gold bond powder on her balls it was she was doing everything she could and after a while i was like i want to be

a you know little fragile girl like i don't want to be one of the guys like i want to i don't fault you for that at all because even me who i feel like i could literally be the face of clinginess if it were a brand like that is just who i am look at those little hands look at those little clingy even me like i have totally tried to play the game i've totally like read all those like dating books and tried to pretend that i'm not obsessively dude when i first start dating a guy i literally would have to be like keep it in your head keep it in your head because when we're laying in bed together i literally want to say i love you i love you and i'm just like say it in your head say it in your head don't say it out loud which like that's probably a good

boundary to have so like there is a balance but like just i think that it's not our fault that we've been trained to be like gotta play it cool like don't let them don't come on too strong you have been trained from movies they're saying that in all these movies from the 2000s and 90s, that being the clingy girl was not cool. And that Gen Z, there's a generational shift with it right now. And it's turning into lover girls, which is... I'm a lover girl. I think that now I'm at a different stage in my life

where I really just want to present as me up front. Before, even like when i met bobby it was always like you're gonna drive to me you're gonna do this because i was just still playing the game of like i need he needs to respect me he needs to but it's like no i'm a lover girl i'm sweet i say i love you maybe a little bit too soon because i feel my feelings very deeply and i get attached to people very quickly and fuck it that's who i am that's who i am am i a lover girl too you're a lover girl are you yeah listen i anxious attachment style like yeah that's a part of who i am trying so hard not to be it's

like yeah i can't tell you how many times I would just like, just try so hard to bro down. And I was just coughing down my emotions. I was just like, shoving them down. Just like, no, I don't like you. Sure, go out with her. I don't care. You know, just like crying.

But I think I was really addicted to like, the pining feeling because I think I didn't have to actually face my true feelings. I didn't have to be vulnerable if I was the one that wanted them secretly. I was always the Taylor Swift song. I was always on the bleachers. And they're like, but you belong to me. I'm supposed to be the one. And then in my head, I had some romantic idea that we'd all end up together at some point.

Not all of us. I don't know why I made it sound like a harem. So so you're saying when you did that it was almost like a form of protection yeah because you didn't have to put yourself yeah if i really like what if i was like no i'm actually really into you and they're like oh me too then i'd be like what wow i don't have to do that but isn't that all we've ever done is to just do everything we can to like self-preserve it's like we didn't we weren't guided we weren't told you know like there was just no guidance in terms of like relationships or sex so yeah you just you know make all the mistakes you can and be called you know either you bro down or be called a crazy bitch you had two options right and my mom is like

she is like a bro down. Like she was like the, she was on the boys, the men's racquetball team and stuff. Is that legal? Yes, it is. My mom was a pioneer. Listen guys,

I bro down so hard for a dude that I would watch. I accidentally became a huge fan of both the WWE and UFC. Like to this day, I watch, I don't miss a fight card. Like last Saturday, I'm alone in my room on my iPad watching UFC, right? By myself. Because I accidentally broed down too hard when I was 18.

For a boy I really like. And it became a part of your identity. And then now I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, it just became a part of me. Now, when you say bro down, you're saying that is an example of you being a clingy girl, right? Like, yeah, okay. Yes. And then he would say things like, yeah, dude, my girl's so cool.

She watches fights with me. And in the beginning, I hated it. I'm like, I don't really care about, you know, Tank Abbott. But over time, I started to really care about Tank Abbott. And then I would go on to forums. I'm like, where's Tank Abbott now? You need to like go like share this story with all the young one be like you might accidentally start liking sports you need to be careful this is a dangerous game and then when i was 26 i put in a submission i think i tried to reach out to someone because i wanted

to be joe rogan's sidekick i was there's a guy named Mike Goldberg who did a wonderful job being a – he wasn't a color commentator, but he was on the side of the octagon basically. For the longest time, I was like, I would manifest this in my head. I'm going to be that girl ringside. I'm going to do this with Joe Rogan one day. That's how hard I broke down. Imagine looking at Rogan the way he's looking at him. Imagine that's you gazing into open mouth.

And I knew nothing about fighting. I don't fight. Never don't have a background in martial arts. Like I just thought in my head because I had fucking wanted to bro down so hard for this dude. Was it your beautiful Asian eyes? You know, I had. Thanks Annie for noticing your little

cross-eyed, but I have had a policy and I wonder like where it lands, if it's right or wrong or whatever. But like basically in middle school, I was dating this guy and I was like brewing, stewing. I was like mad over something. I don't remember what, but I remember telling my sister, like, I'm so mad about this like I just want him he needs to call me and she was like why don't you just call him she's like you're sitting here upset and angry and like you're just punishing yourself just call him and see what the deal is and I was like oh you're right like and so that really put me on the path of being someone that like speaks up and like reaches out which I still can't tell if that's the right path or not.

Maybe this article about being clingy is like saying it is. But then I've also sent really crazy texts today, like in the first month of our relationship. But I don't like like the first month of our relationship he went away for a weekend to a wedding and he didn't call me after a day and i texted him my famous words i guess this is the weekend we drift apart and then five minutes later he called me and said what is going on and you're like obviously nothing that's why i'm obsessed with you i love that that guy you called is probably like watching this podcast going like so it's her sister's fault she's driving by my house every day no that was a different different guy but i do appreciate that i think that um the kind of man that would appreciate that kind of assertiveness and saying like,

because the way I feel when I like someone, or at least now my game plan is that if I like him, I'm going to say I like him. I'm not going to try to, you know, play coy anymore. And if he is taken aback or uncomfortable with me just being like a little bit more assertive, great we don't have to yeah and it's not fine it's not for me it's not compatible i don't want to have to it's exhausting to have to like figure out the chess game we're also like older so it's like if you wait he's gonna get married he's gonna be married next month you know what i mean it's like you have not that if they're already dating someone or everybody you know i mean it's like people find their people so it's like there's not you don't have the time you had like when you're in high school or college to kind of play it cool. It's like.

And I feel like I have. TikTok. Yeah. And then at this age, you have more of the tools now. So things can move a little bit faster. And if a guy's my age and not ready for a relationship, it's like. Go handle your demons. Guys, I'm getting married.

By that, I mean, I'm getting married by that i mean i'm getting married um but yeah um chess game no more i think it takes up too much of my brain cells don't have time for it i agree like let's just decide like there's no time we have fulfilled lives outside of like just get to the answer you don't have to play like a whole fucking dance to get to like like the answer is the answer yeah even the answer i think that have to play like a whole fucking dance to get to like like the answer is the answer yeah even the answer i think that i used to do this though and with my anxious anxious attachment i would go on like one date with a guy and then i'd want to know where he stood and it's like i didn't even like know where i stood yet like i needed to know what they thought

of me before i could decide what i thought of them and that's like so fucking unhealthy and then they don't know like if unhealthy. And then they don't know. Like if I don't know, they don't know either. It's like, I didn't give it time to like, kind of like unfold. I just was like, do you like me or not? Like what's happening? You know?

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where the peaks are really peaky, but the valleys are very low. So it's like when you're in a valley, when the good times are really good and then they take you back down all the way here, but you're already anticipating how good this is this is gonna feel so it's like it's a way to manipulate someone to always sort of like hang in there you could look it up but there are they like love bomb you emotional roller coaster wait look at this

look how many tampons are coming on my purse there's so many tampons annie you said there was a thing called an old i got got an ultra tampon. Have you heard of this, Esther? Look at this. I'm going to sacrifice one. Okay. Look how big this is. This is bigger than Esther's entire body. Whoa. I'm impressed. Wow. And then let's wet it. Let's see how big it gets. How many? I'm going to dip in my how many hours does this last you? What? How many hours on your strongest data says last you? Three. Oh, this is not because I have a big pussy. Okay. It's a heavy flow. I don't want to be hearing no big pussy comments. NFL mouth guard. Carlos, will you come suck this? Come Come on. If Kalilah holds it.

It's just water. Come on, Carlos. I can't move. Carlos, are you in trouble with the internet today? Yeah, actually. Do you want to come back? Do you want to get... This is your redemption moment.

I don't know what happened, but this is the way out. All right. Kalilah, you have to hold it. You guys have tension. It's like a mistletoe. It's just water. You look dehydrated. I am.

It's our mistletoe. I can't wear this. They'll be ashamed of me. Maybe Kalilah should give you a sponge bath with it. I said it's our mistletoe. She's going to come. It's our mistletoe. Take the hint.

I have to do bad friends after this. Kiss her. I'm going to be killed. Wait, no. Kiss me, not the tampon oh it's a missile camel toe okay here hold on all right i went tight lip with it you're so gentle and sweet yeah i was trying to be chill yeah i'm not gonna like wait what do you mean did he try to make out with you i think so

because i did this my it was gentle it wasn't like aggressive this is very aggressive your reaction look at the drip that's going down his head here you go carlos can i use your hand it's better than having to suck it yeah okay you take that over there is there a trash can big enough for it? Wow, Carlos. Very soft. Honestly, my only takeaway right now is I really want to borrow your jeans. They look so good.

Carlos, how did that feel kissing Kalilah? Those juicy lips. Well, it goes well with how Andrew kind of spilled. What's going on today? Yeah. Well, Andrew was talking about his time on Trash Tuesday at Bad Friends. Oh, no.

Now everyone wants me fired. Well, we want you fired too if that helps. Nobody really wants you here. I guess George maybe wants you here. You're here for some reason. You didn't suck at the tampons. And he's mad.

Okay, here we go. Yeah. Was there a little sexual tension in the room? There was. And you know who was between? Who? Delilah. And?

Carlos. What the hell? I have to say this too, right? I think that you're the reason why we're not together anymore. There's been no sexual trauma. I see you in the videos, dude. You ham up.

You ham it up, bro. I'm just at work. I'm trying to do a good job. I know, but I've seen you on stage. You don't ham it up. You are not trying to do a good job, by the way, Carlos. Where we know you're lying. Carlos took it from the Esther camp,

where she's like, trying's gross. It's so funny. There is a thing now called silent quitting that I just learned about. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about that quiet quitting. I don't quite. You just don't do like the extra work. Quiet quitting is called you're about to get fired.

Like not anymore. Not anymore, especially not in the field of nursing because they are so understaffed everywhere. Go ahead and try and fire a nurse right now. She'll go get get hired somewhere else so it's like it's basically a nurse's perfect opportunity to set her boundaries make sure that she's not getting freaking eight patients to one nurse good that she's getting the break that she there's so many dead patients the patients are it's not that quiet because all you hear is beep. Wow.

Thanks, nurses. But it's like, there's a manipulation into trying to get them to do overtime, to just go beyond what they're like humanly capable of doing. It's such a cost to their mental health. It's a fucking difficult job and i have to say as someone who identifies as a patient i want my nurses to have peace i want them to just focus on only a couple then don't go to them then you are not the one for them esther definitely i respect nurses setting their boundaries but not when i'm the patient but for car if carlos plans on quiet quitting that won't go as well carlos quiet hired like carlos like what are we talking about

here carlos gets so mad when he has to do something except he did give me my coffee thank you so much yeah are you drinking a medello god it's such a- Oh my God, Carlos! Wait, wait, Carlos should be the face of quiet quitting. Nobody said there's no drinking and podcasting. This is not a normal job. The Modelo looks like loud quitting though. That's as loud as you can get. Did I ever tell you guys about when I got fired from working on Impractical Jokers?

Did I tell you that story? No. Okay, so it's so good. It's actually, you're going to love it. Okay, so I was writing on the show for, I was only supposed to do three weeks, okay? I made it like a week and a half. It's like, how do you get fired from a job

that has like an end date? That's like soon. It was like, it was insane. So, okay, so I get hired. I didn't really want to do it. I like the show and everything, but I just don't like doing writing jobs because I like to use my creative energy for myself.

But Casey Jost was in it, Colin Jost's brother, who's so funny, was in the writer's room. This guy, Andrew Law, like we were having fucking fun. And the showrunner, this was like, I didn't even know what a showrunner was, but the showrunner, this was like, I didn't even know what a showrunner was. But the showrunner comes in one day, okay? And all the guys that they were having this like meeting and the punishment. So how Impractical Jokers work is like they prank each other.

And then if you don't do the prank, you have to like get a punishment. So the punishment was going to be that we were brainstorming was different tattoos that they would have to get. And the showrunner had worked on Jackass. So he was like, you guys should get a tattoo on your balls. I have a friend that got a tattoo on his balls. And he got so much pussy from it. And I just went, I don't know. And everybody went like, what? And I went, No, I'm just over here working. No big deal. And they go, No, any, what were you saying? And I go, I just don't think anyone's ever been like, whether there's

a tattoo or not any girls ever been like, hold dick back let me get those balls like I can't wait to fuck you because of your balls and so the like all the guys start laughing and then the showrunner goes get back to work and I was like oh I guess I'm in trouble who cares um so then two days later two days later I get called out into the um by the showrunner into the other room. And he goes, I know you're on Coke. And I went, what? I had been sober for four years. We had had powdered donuts earlier. And I'm a pig, you know?

So there was just powdered sugar all over my shirt. Which is like, if I was on Coke, it wouldn't have dropped any. It was all over me. And he's like, I know you're on Coke. I thought I was being pranked because it's a prank show. So I was like, LOL. Like, what? And he's like, you're on Coke, I know you're on Coke. I thought I was being pranked because it's a prank show. So I was like, LOL. Like, what? And he's like, you're on Coke.

I know you're on Coke. And I was like, I'm not on fucking Coke. I go, oh, I know where you ate powdered donuts. And I talk a lot. Like, I don't know what to say. And I went into the trash can, like pulled the donuts out. I'm like, I'm digging in the trash, man. But the reason that reminded me of it, because it's like, when was there an agreement that

you're not doing Coke in a writer's room, by the i wasn't on coke but i was like why would that even affect the writer's room it would actually be a very sign of respect to the show yeah i'm just trying to get more done real fast okay maybe all the pranks are about middle school but who cares but anyway so um so then i ended up they he found some like he was like uh we don't really like your writing and they fired me like two days later. It's not about that. I go, it's about the Coke. It's because you accused me of Coke because I quit.

I was like, I'm not coming back to the show because you just accused me of doing Coke. That's insane. I was like, are you pranking me? He's like, I don't know you well enough to prank you. I'm like, this is the craziest thing in the world. I am not on cocaine. So then the guys like Q and Sal were like texting me like,

please stay, don't quit. And so I came back in and then two days later, they were like, me like please stay don't quit like and so I came back in and then two days later they were like the guys don't like your writing and I go these guys and I scrolled through and showed them all the things and they're like oh uh uh and then some kid from the production was like I've always been a fan of yours I was working on the production I just want to let you know this was like years later he's like that guy ended up getting fired after that season because of what he did to you it was was so fucked up. Like we all knew it. Oh my gosh. Isn't that crazy?

But isn't that so funny? Well, it's like- That I talk so much that someone accused me. There's nothing about this in the WGA code of working rules. I think we have a lawsuit. Yeah, I can do coke if I want.

As your lawyer, I think we have- No, but you know who my lawyer was back then. Oh God. And my lawyer was like, they were so gaslighted. They're like,

it was probably your writing. I'm like, it wasn't my writing. I'm like, it wasn't my writing i'm like it wasn't my writing oh my god the the fact that like all these people in entertainment have had this lawyer who literally is like we hired but is working against us i never hired him he just started telling people he's my lawyer i was like oh have you ever been fired esther um i've been i've i think i have actually quietly quit slash gotten fired because when i worked at press juicery uh in in west hollywood they just stopped putting me on the schedule i guess would you refuse to press you're like i well i there was a lot of like requirements to stand when the chair was right there

and I was just like I I yeah for you to sit at your height though it's like it looks like no one's there so it was actually a real issue I had that happen at my um my um pizza job when I was 15 they just like stopped calling me to come into work and I never asked why have you I can't think of like a specific sit down and getting fired but I've worked at a place for one day and um I'm pretty sure it was we looked each other in the eyes and you're like well we didn't even no one got fired and no one fired anyone I mean no one no one quit and no one fired anyone we both looked at each other at the end of the day and both knew no one was coming back like that's but then i still went back were you wearing eye makeup my little asian eyes were in full display that day i have been

fired um but then do you think that it was right of me to go back and get my 68 check yeah okay that's your money legally if you didn't go get it they'd have to send it to you like that's yours it was at a shoe store too and it i just it just wasn't for me i was just like putting side you just have to have a foot fetish that has to be the only reason you're doing that job and it was like a shoe store for like older italian men you could have had a husband out of that you could have had a well-shoed husband I got epically fired epically fired I was working at this hotel called Hotel St. Francis in in Santa Fe New Mexico and I had worked at so many of the restaurants there this was like I was a cocktail waitress

and I liked the job I had a couple different jobs in town but I was like making bank you know and 90 days I didn't know I was on like a 90 day trial or whatever so they sat me down like you know we decided to not hire you after 90 days and I was like making bank I like couldn't understand I was like friends with everyone except there was one bartender that didn't like me and um so I guess she just was like I don't like working with her they fired me and I go well I was like so shocked because I was there like dressed ready to work so I was like oh all right so I left and I went to another bar and I was like I just got fired and everyone's like buying me shots and

stuff and I was like they're like fuck those people so we all went back like wasted I brought like a wasted like bar of people back to Hotel St. Francis like a fancy nice hotel and and we all like all the girls started making out in front of all the security cameras and like showing our tits my friend Julian was bartending. He's like, this is the best night of my life. And then they were just like laughing. And then the security guards were like, Annie, I mean, we have to tell you to stop, but this is awesome. Because I knew everyone.

It was just so funny. But we just caused like a scene. Tits were out. Tongues. Everyone was just hammered. Fucking going 69 in. I was like, I dare you to fire me they're like yes annie this is the behavior we fired i got i actually have a very like almost too soon to share a story but

i got me and my friends kicked out of a nice hotel in italy a couple weeks ago and it was i know i haven't even told you carlos like it was you are watching the news too loud you're bumming everyone out wait that's you're just following after bobby's footsteps yet again oh god he's been banned from a couple hotels in hawaii carlos is gonna steal dave from you now there was beautiful piano music being played and i was drawn to it we were sitting in this lounge in this beautiful bar and the Malfi Coast and in a really nice hotel and um the pianist had like taken a break and then my friend's sister went and sat down and she started playing My Heart Will Go On it was so beautiful I couldn't help but like get up and start doing some balletic movement and i thought it was going

great like i thought i was killing and i was just starting to really feel myself and all of a sudden this italian man in a suit marches over and he was so mean he goes too much out it's like not that mean esther's always like no annie but in a foreign country a man in a suit also she's fully feeling herself like you're so vulnerable freaking prima ballerina at this point i'll just never forget these this finger move were you like this or something when he did it like your leg up it was like way worse it was like so emotional was there a crowd gathering for you just like the group that i was with and then i had to like look at all my friends who are cooler than me and be like i guess we have to leave that was so shameful no esther you're wrong okay because this is what's

good about you is these moments where we're not sure how it's gonna go that's what's funny about you you like you can you make the room to a point where you're like is this bad or good what's happening right when we used to like attack people and ask them what they ate for breakfast right you don't know if they're like are they gonna be mad at us or not it's like sometimes it works it's pesty it's like we're being pests and they're not sure if we're good pests or bad pests but like that's what was funny about when you were dancing when Natasha was singing oh yeah because it was like we couldn't tell if natasha liked it or not and you just kept going and you were like doing it out of like a love for what she was doing and it was but it was like it was the tension in the moment and then it ended up being the perfect thing okay thank you i think maybe they're

the results are never going to be medium it's either you get kicked out or you have Natasha Bedingfield in love with you, right? So it's like one of the two. So she's maybe right. It's like it's always going to be an extreme outcome. So it's a risk worth taking. Right. Always. I will say I was like it was the first moment where I'm like, oh, we're not in Kansas anymore.

Like this is a foreign country. Like they will ask me to leave. Like I'm breaking cultural rules. I just felt really scared. Like spirit moved you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my heart will go on in an Italian.

Were they mad at your friend for playing the piano? I don't know. Like maybe it wasn't. But I did try to blame her. I was like, she was playing my heart will go on. Like I couldn't control my body. Was she good? She was really good.

Yeah. I mean, guy just had to stick up his butt maybe. Yeah. I think that's just meh. I think maybe they just don't want that. Had to be. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want that. They don't want that. They're like, who is this young girl? Who's this tiny baby girl? Do you guys ever find it tough to train your brain to stay in problem solving mode? I work in it all the time because of the help I get from BetterHelp. I mean, it's like, you forget.

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a very insidious kind of lupus that attacks the kidneys and that he's really just creating a kidney farm for himself should the time come that he needs a kidney transplant what are your thoughts i like it i instantly forgive him for everything i love it she's like a fellow victim why do you think esther hangs out with us she's harvesting us yes yes thank you for knowing and being okay with it um you can have one of you can have my spleen but it's like um and the other theory is like you know he has twins with mariah right yeah there's no way in hell she'd allow for one of her kids to give up a kidney to their father so he's just um gonna harvest from one of his other 55 offspring. And maybe he thinks the more he diversifies the mothers, then the better chances that the kidneys will work out. Different matches.

Right. Because I think that there's a 50% chance that the child will inherit the genetics or lupus. So in order to up his chances of kidney prospects he would like if it's a 50 chance having two more kids would mean you can only really get one of two wait if you have 20 then you have 10 options no now this is fucked up because it's i do think if you're gonna be one of these super producers where you make all these babies it's like you need if you have genetic issues like that's not fair to all these kids you're making because did you guys see that documentary on netflix about the doctor oh my god the doctor who was secretly did you watch i didn't watch a

documentary but i read about it when it happened i was getting my eggs at that moment so i was like i don't think it's time it is wild there are so many people that he inseminated and he had like some health problems and so all these kids are like mad like i mean i guess it's such a weird concept to like be mad at the person like you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for him i don't i can't even imagine getting into their heads and how to deal with that trauma but it is fuck now i hate the canon again that's the moral of the story i have another question for you guys speaking of lupus nephritis so i think that it's like pretty well documented that selena gomez has something like similar where

she's had to get a kidney transplant from her friend is it resa or isa right it was like her best friend who gave up a kidney yeah and gave it to selena but apparently there was like a rift of the friendship afterwards because selena was you know drinking and kind of like living her life after the person had already given her kidney with a new kidney what are your thoughts on let's say for instance you give you give a piece of your liver to somebody and then because they are um or else they they wouldn't live to see the next two years and then you see them start like partying but now you're like it really depends on how much they paid me are you paying for my silence but i guess i i don't

know i think if i once i give you a piece of me it's yours you do whatever you want i wouldn't police you no no i know you don't worry if you have been given my one of my organs like we have strict protocol to follow like oh my god that's why esther wants to give you an organ yes it's like put it's like having a iphone tracker it's like having someone's location well you think you have a say in how that person lives because you're one kidney less yes i think that we have to come to an agreement beforehand a prenup or whatever and a pre-cut and there's gonna be some rules you know like i think this is my one chance at really like making someone do what i say as here's the only person that's like, if you're going to take my organ, you're taking my full body and she makes you so hurt to them. You're Siamese twins.

I definitely think there would be rules. Curfew, for sure. What time? 9 p.m. Sending pictures of the outfits each day. Is this outfit okay? Lights out at 11. No more showers, only baths. Maybe I need the reverse of Nick Cannon and I just want to have a large group of people that I give some kind of organ to and then they have to follow all my rules and play games with me.

Maybe I should have kids. Is that where this is headed? See, look at this. Wow. What a sweet friendship moment. But I guess I would be a little, I would annoy me if someone was like going hard on the drink. I mean, I obviously don't know if that's true or if that's what happened, but like, you know, that's alleged, right? But I don't know. I think it would annoy me I think your initial reaction is the truest most right one which is like when you give someone something it's theirs yeah it's over for you like it's theirs and you have just you have no control over it yeah and like I think if you're going to be a person who gives unfortunately you have to come to terms with that yeah like when you lend

people money you're giving them money you can't expect money back that's the one thing my dad taught me at a very young age and about your beautiful asian eyes yes um but basically that um if you are in a position to lend like and that person is in the position to even ask you, don't even, you're never going to see it back. It's going to destroy a friendship if you think there's going to be a three-week turnaround of getting your money back. And I don't know. I don't give unless I know I'm okay with never seeing it again.

I have to say that I have given real thought inside my brain that I would like to do a fecal matter transplant from a hot girl but why a hot girl what if her gut biome is no good well assuming that the like i that's what i want like a hot girl who has like the perfect health the perfect eating like i would love girl wants nothing to do with you know she wants not to be near i could get near her shit okay that's what this is i would literally get her shit and have it like in one of donuts bags they put it in those little poop pills so you're basically you want to repopulate your gut with a hot girl's gut biome yeah or bacteria does this stuff work the it does so the fecal transplants work when you

they use they used to use it for this thing or they still do for the thing called c diff which is like a hospital acquired um issue where um it is like an overgrowth of bacteria in your gut that causes like intractable diarrhea and really like it it smells so specific like when you walk into a room with someone with c diff you don't miss it you're like that c diff C. diff. That's C. diff only. I smelled a GI bleed once and I'll never forget the smell. That's a funny, that's a strange smell. I'll never forget it.

Wait, what do you mean? I went, I had to go to the emergency room and I, someone, I went, what the hell is that smell? They're like, it's a GI bleed. You get used to it in here. What is that? What does it smell like? It's a doo-doo-y smell.

It's a pungent. Probably the smell of like heme too. Like there's that kind of like rusty rust smell if there's blood there what does that mean a gi bleed it just means you have a bleed somewhere in your gastrointestinal tract it's poopy and bloody smelling so depending on where like what what you're where you're bleeding your poop looks a certain way so if it's higher up black poops how we became yeah if it's higher up then i mean then it's probably going to be black wait is that what you guys call me black poop way worse um but yeah they used to for c diff they would i think they still use it um they use the

whose cacas whose cacas did they get um probably i don't know is that can you get like paid like the way you can go in for a sperm donor? Oh, we should look into it. Should we try and donate our poop? I don't think mine's that great. I don't think mine is either, but I have a couple friends where I'm like, I think I would take theirs.

What about them? I can't wait for the end of that friendship. You're the donor requirement. Okay, here are the donor requirements, Esther. So no antibiotic exposure in the past six months okay i'm out i'm out because i had an infection is not immunocompromised um is not at risk for infectious disease what does it even mean does not live with any chronic gastrointestinal i'm out gastrointestinal disorders i have colitis um will need to be screened for hep

yeah yeah obviously all the diseases and stuff and that's the thing right there they have to be screened for C. difficile

and that's the C. diff I was telling you guys about I like the nickname C. diff yeah I think I'm not accepting any new people into my life

unless they fit this requirement I'm only accepting people whose shit can i just say then you're fucked you're fucked because i don't know a hot girl that doesn't have gi problems all kim kardashian kanye just said she's always on the toilet like with chronic diarrhea kalilah that was not true right carlos yeah i heard it was not. It was a hoax. Okay, how? How was it a hoax?

I think like a fan made it. Oh, it was a fan. And he reposted. But hot girls are known to always have stomach aches. What do you guys think about Ray J coming out on Kris Jenner about having three options of sex tapes? And then he pulled out the contract and stuff? Let the man speak his truth yeah i think it's a weird i i think it's like we all kind of know the truth

and it is gets a it gets frustrating when people keep trying to hide stuff yeah because it's like we're not you're just treating us like we're stupid a little bit but at at the same time, like, if that's the way you guys live your lives. Isn't the price of certain type of fame, though, like, hey, you got to keep the secrets. And maybe he's like, he's breaking that, like, agreement to that type of fame that he was getting. Do you know what I mean? Well, somebody on TikTok, I don't know who, could have beenhany franco on one of her hands i love her but she basically said um here's a man who has to explain to his children um why he's being called um what do you call it like a man who took it who was exploitative of a woman because that's the narrative that the you know

who was exploitative of a woman. Because that's the narrative that the, you know, the Kardashians even have run with, right? Like this was a leaked tape and it was leaked by Ray J. And so now he has children he has to explain that to. And if he doesn't feel like he was exploitative and it was something that they both agreed on, then yeah, he should be able to speak his truth if that is in fact what happened.

I agree. One thing I'll say that i feel like i've learned is you also truly never know what's going on and like i do i i don't know but just because there's a contract doesn't necessarily mean that like it wasn't something that was unavoidable like who knows maybe like this the tape was going to be leaked and they were like we might as well do put our best foot forward and reshoot it like I don't know but I just almost like are you upset that someone's like saying something bad about Kim well I was saying that but also that somebody's like showing a contractor like contracts are kind

of my thing yeah I'm jealous I I've had contracts before but no it is scary to think like because on the other end it's like if like if I'm having someone work for me or whatever like they do need to sign an NDA but it's like are they gonna then post the NDA and go look I had to sign this NDA type thing right and they could do that and then not that you're gonna catch me doing anything I haven't already said I done banana break I'll try by the way someone could literally just post an NDA from you and think about what people could make up in their heads from just that a forced fecal transplant i shoved my poopy into their

butthole like i my my thing lately is just you have no idea what people are going through what they have gone through like look at shia labeouf he was enemy of the state like enemy number one for years and then he came forward with like that really i thought eloquent email to olivia wilde saying how he's working on himself similar like he has to explain to his children things like and he's putting in the work and it makes me go back and think like god knows what child star shia labeouf turned massive movie star like who knows what kind of trauma that guy has been put through what he's dealt with like it certainly doesn't excuse his

abuses but that's why i asked you guys last time it's like what is the redemption arc for somebody like this how much of forgiveness do we offer someone who just years ago fka twigs said you know wanted to kill her basically you know what i mean so it's like here's a guy who was accused of not only sexual assault of fucking being like slightly homicidal towards this other woman like how much grace do we offer when they're on the path under they're on the correct path to getting better also we don't know him so how are we forgiving someone what are you talking about i swim with him all the time i do oh you know i don't i he's always on the opposite lane there's one

pool i swim at no well thank you for for pointing that out because and because you're right i don't know him and i don't know what i actually am not educated on like what his accusations are and his abuse and stuff but i am more looking at it from a place of honestly jeanette mccurdy's book coming out and just shining a light on how traumatic her upbringing was and seeing like we have no idea what these people went through with their child stars or anyone who like was in the limelight like we just don't know and i i personally feel like i want to give grace to that i do too i i and that's exactly why i'm saying this it's like i'm always caught between a do we even the abusers in my life i'm always like you know for a long time i was like they should never work again they should do this that doctor should never do this but like if i'm granting

myself um the grace to change and evolve as a human, to, you know, to be kinder, to be a better person, like, shouldn't I offer or extend that same? Yeah, but the doctor who fingered you shouldn't be fingering. They can't really, like, you know, it's like, it's hard because, like, with my teacher, I remember when I first, like, told, like, went to the cops and everything after my teacher molested me, I got all these calls from his wife that were like, well, at first it was like, you fucking bitch, blah, blah, blah. And then like the next day he went to jail for one night and she called and she was like, you know, we realized since he went to jail, like he was molested too. And I kind of was like, I don't give a fuck. It doesn't excuse the abuse.

I go, I don't give a fucking shit. He just jerked off on me. I'm a kid. So like, I don't give a fuck. It doesn't excuse the abuse. I go, I don't give a fucking shit. He just jerked off on me. I'm a kid. So like, I want to be clear on that. Like at no point is, are you, are any of us like, you know, But everyone has like whatever their life is, you know, they have whatever they were given, whatever they happened to them. Let's paint that scenario.

Let's suppose some, like a comedian that, you know, say for instance, had been accused of um sexual assault i can't imagine it it's too hard it's too much of a stretch like just being like chronically a shitty guy to young women yeah being a sex addict being a cheater um just just bad abusive sexual practices emotionally abusive all of the above but then you see that not only has he gone to SA meetings or SLA meetings now he is in therapy he's doing all of the work you can possibly think of to try and see the error of his ways but then you hear rumors that it's still going on he's still doing it others okay but let's suppose that's not the truth of it and let's say like you see him just

really like coming out of it with clarity and being like oh like i fucked up there's just a hypothetical like where do we stand on that where do we are we still trepidatious are we like i fucked up it's just a hypothetical like where do we stand on that where do we are we still trepidatious are we like i don't trust this person are we like okay i thank you for doing the work you have a long way to go like where do we stand on that yeah um i think there should be a path to redemption of course like if people want to but it's also like this is all like public opinion so it's like we're not really supposed to be in front of all these people having all these people decide who we are and what we are. Really what it is is like it's this is a fucking individual's game.

This is a solo game. OK, we have our relationship stuff, but we are only this is our life. This is our world. This is our view of things. So like it's my job to get better. It's my job to be the best version of myself. It's not my job to cast judgment on other people. And as someone who has had so many traumatic events as a kid and had to go to court and stuff, I do have a tendency

with my PTSD to get hypervigilant. That is not my job. My job is not to fight for everyone else. My job is to fight to have the best life, to shine the most light, to be my best version of myself. And if that like rubs off on other people and they want to do it too, that's what I can. And I fuck up all the time. I can be mean and shitty and, you know, like self-absorbed or whatever. But it's like I can't like I had to like unfollow all of the people that were hypothetically talking about because I would get triggered like seeing them. And I'm like, I don't want to get this is like I have to like release myself from the responsibility of this. Right, right. I don't want to get, this is like, I have to like release myself from the responsibility of this. Right, right.

And I do, and I hope that they get better, but like, it's not my business. And I like, you know, I forgive my teacher in the sense that like, I release him from being attached to my life. But I think he's a fucking asshole. And I don't believe he's doing better. Did you lose an earring? No, I think I've always just had one this whole time. Carlos? They didn't come off in our makeout sesh. Carlos.

Check the tampon. Pull it out of the trash. Suck the tampon. Make sure there's not a... Suck it out? Make sure there's not an earring in there. I have to say that something that changed my opinion on all this,

I think maybe for the better was when recently i've been canceled on latin tiktok for saying beans are for ugly people um i made this tiktok video oh my god you're the christy tegan of 2022 yeah i made this video like as i do saying like what thing like what foods are for ugly girls because it's just obviously it's satire i'm being silly and like i will never apologize like i but so many people attacked me for it calling me racist calling they called me grew they called me all these really mean insults what's Gru? it's like an ugly character from Despicable Me yeah

I guess I look like you look like Groot is that the name of the tree? yeah Groot the tree this is who they called me so oh my god that's so cute

I know but I was just like being attacked on a massive scale that's so but knowing that I did nothing wrong and I stand like I'm not I'm not standing down like this is in fact there was a moment where I almost posted a TikTok that was like I demand an apology from you for being too stupid to understand what comedy is but that's literally my experience on tiktok it's just people like not taking everything you say completely seriously and being so mad at you i'm like jesus christ and then stitching it with their own right she's saying oh the amount of

times i was stitched and people went off in spanish i'm like guys i, I can't. We need to get Ben Affleck to translate it. But like, I just it was so absurd. And there's all of these people, though, that really think these horrible things about me are true. And I'm like, I'm, I'm not it's not my fight. I'm not getting into the fight with them. Yeah, don't get into the water. Jim Fortnoy says that don't just don't get wet with people. Yeah, they're getting in the water. You don't get into the water jim fortnoy says that don't just don't get wet with people yeah if they're getting in the water you don't have to bet for us carlos it's too hard but then it's like it's like oh are these people never gonna forgive me and it's like okay so imagine this right just zoom out Everyone is having this really heated discourse about beans. Yeah.

Like that's if you zoom out, it's comical. And unimportant the conversation is only because it's like, here's tiny little Esther saying beans are for ugly girls and everyone getting their fucking panties in a bunch over it. It's like this. It's like when you eat a lot of of beans you don't want your panties in a bunch okay you're gonna get skid marks you want to be careful yeah it was just there's no there's i have no defense because i have it's like i would have to write like a 10 page essay it's not you know your intentions you know your intentions and you don't have to explain yourself to anyone it's like that's the trap i think social media gives you where it's like you think you just don't just move forward just but that was yeah you're right that was almost a big lesson for me of like wait i never have to explain

i never have to apologize if i know how who i am like i only have to worry about that it's tempting it's tempting i read some comments i was saying this earlier i read some comments where this girl is like annie keeps saying her boyfriend's Asian. She's fetishizing him. And it's like, if you see my act on the road, it's like my whole point is that like Asian men have been like desexualized and I'm trying to like, be like date Asian men.

They're fucking incredible. Like, I love my boyfriend. He's awesome. Like, like, hello. Like,

you know, but it's like, but me even saying this is me like getting in the water. I'm getting in the water. So I'm not in the water, but yeah, but also it's like but me even saying this is me like getting in the water i'm getting in the water so i'm not in the water but yeah but also it's like thank god please fetishize more asian men there's they are so fucking hot my boyfriend's so hot i love that it's like for the the history of just asian women being exoticized i hate that fucking word or it's there is such a you're right i 100 agree with you everyone go fuck and also his culture like does come into the conversation like his mother is asian as fuck like it i'm having an asian mom experience when i'm going to his house

it's not like a regular mom it's a joy it's literally i'm not being racist i'm literally basking in the rice soup of the life of lugo you're making observations on your life experience like i'm half jewish i talk about dave being jewish i'm like my older jewish fiance like does that make me racist or fetishized maybe it is but look esther's fetishized okay i will say this about beans though okay i will chime in that i my body has recently rejected beans um i love beans so much and it's just it's a very inflammatory food for me and i feel like um my throat closes up a little bit she's what she's trying to say is her body is hot so basically my body identifies as a hot girl yes that's exactly where i was going with it so basically

does that mean i am gradually getting hotter esther i really like you without the eye makeup honestly you look pretty oh thank you you are fetishizing asia It's happening. I would just say that, you know, look, I've created a little world on TikTok where I decide what things are hot and what things are ugly. And it's just silly fun times. And you know what you did? You entertained all these people who are bored that are now yelling at you. Thank you. You gave them something to like feel about.

And if you guys are questioning it, I say go watch the video for yourself and see what you think. If you think it's a serious hate, act of hate, or if you think it's just a girl like me that is silly. And while you're there, follow me. I have no followers. I've been trying to not bring this up because it's actually kind of like, you know how I try not to watch any Netflixflix like food documentaries anything because i hate like taking on the new food narratives and stuff i hate like all of a sudden you watch a thing you're like i gotta be vegan i gotta do whatever yes i just randomly went down a carnivore diet hole okay and i listened to one hour of a podcast about carnivore diet and i got convinced that that plants are poison and they're trying to

kill us and that salads are literally shaving 30 years off our life and that we're supposed to be living for 120 years and that we're supposed to just eat steak like all day and it's the scariest thing that's ever happened well joe rogan did the carnivore diet he's on it now he had well yeah because he's trying to it's a very quick way obviously to like lose weight because it's basically atkins or keto right but he says that he had like diarrhea for a whole month yeah you get like diarrhea from it and then but you can get scurvy like how are you i'm surprised you're pooping with it at all but it was so convincing like i realized like in one hour podcast i can be convinced of anything like it was like they're like vegetables don't taste good because they're

not supposed to be eaten like the vegetables are poisoning because they want to survive they're like um you know that's just part of the vegetable i'm sorry there are a lot of raw vegetables that are fucking delicious i mean i'm like seeds yeah i'm scared of salads now what but like leafy dark leafy greens are supposed to be like the greatest thing we could ever not all right enjoy dying at 90 like a like a young spring little thing i there's some parts of that that i would have to like agree with like certain foods are so like depends on your body certain people swear by things like broccoli or very like that shit fucks me up onions fuck me

up so it's like as much as i like the taste of it i know my own gut and it wrecks it wreaks havoc no my body will be very loud about it i would say like you have two pieces of broccoli and you have those like farts that are sharp you're like oh they come with corners like ow ouch what was that so would you even dip a toe in like are you that far along i know okay the day i listened to that i ended up like eating like eggs and like ground beef for breakfast and then by lunch i was like i want a salad i want a salad it's like my whole life they convinced me to eat salad you you have to forego anything but meat yeah oh no thank you on that no i just don't like and then they're like they're saying that like high cholesterol being bad is a myth i'm like can you guys do this for like 100 years before you bring this to me i'd like to see someone live to

120 it's just so scary yeah i know michaela peterson's on it and like the and jordan peterson's on it a lot of the rogan people are on it but what they said started to make sense to me i was like oh look i i can see this for like extreme rapid weight loss because essentially no this is like a lifestyle this is supposed to be like forever um yeah but obviously rogan is not on it until he has to do like Sober October and like do like the weight loss competition with Bert and them, right? I talked to him and he said that he only eats meat

and some fruits. And some fruits. And that's all he eats? That's why he's not lean though or anything like that. Did something happen at the UFC? Ew, judging. Whoa, wait, Carlos is- Oh, I am judging. Carlos versus Rogan. or anything like that it's something happened at the ufc judging oh wait carlos oh i am carlos versus rogan wait wait food i fucking win that battle wait carlos what is your opinion on this meat diet i think for guys i was just in texas and all the guys eat meat like for two out of

three meals if not all three and all all the guys are way bigger than me. And it's just not the look I want. I don't think it adds to health when you're 40. I also want girls to like me. I don't want to look like the other guys. Carl's the pick me. I'm not like other guys. I think uh I recently um started learning about cycling your workouts according to your natural like your menstrual cycle and when to do like HIIT training according to where you're at

and you're like follicular follicular phase luteal phase and I'm going to start doing that when you pull the tampon out it flicks onto the ceiling and you go, ooh, I don't know. No, it's when you flick Kalilah's tampon. Because think about it. Dirty, dirty, dirty, bloody puss. It's like even the carnivore diet, right? Like I wonder how it takes into account the fact that like our periods change. Like even intermittent fasting and people are like, I swear by it.

It's like, no, the woman's body changes so drastically day to day. like no the woman's body changes so drastically day to day you cannot tell me that one eight eating eight hours of eight hour window of time when i'm fucking you know fully premenstrual is i don't feel good yeah do you know what also really scared me the thing that scared me the most about it because i was going on reddit and like seeing like what different women said they said that when you go on the carnivore diet, your lower body fat gets like really like soft and mushy. And I was like, I don't want that. That made me feel like, no, no, no. I don't know.

Okay, this is weird. Like, cause I too have been learning about like your cycle. And this is the analogy that comes up for me. So picture how, you know, you wake up, picture a day in your life, right? Like you wake up in the morning, you're tired, you need to have your coffee. Maybe you get a little morning burst of energy and then you're hungry. It's lunchtime and then it's afternoon, blah, blah, blah.

You go through the cycle of a day, right? Get tired at night, go to sleep, start all over again. That's literally our month. Our month is like the first week is like the morning, you know, It's just, I can't, I just, it's so hard for me to process this. We are literally running on monthly cycles. I know we've always known that, but I just never realized how different you feel and how different you are emotionally, physically throughout different days of the cycle. I don't know I'm a girl until I'm bleeding on the couch. Oh shit, I forgot. I mean, so much so that men don't know I'm a girl until I'm bleeding on the couch. Oh, shit, I forgot.

I mean, so much so that men don't even have to consider that their body temperature drops at any point in the month. Like, ours does. And the fact that we are, you know, like, we run hotter certain times of the month, that we're already burning more. Doesn't it make you sleepier if you're hot? Is that what it is? Well, I think that, like, closer like closer like when you're ovulating you should avoid like hot yoga extreme like overly

like sweaty thing yeah can we get yeah let's like learn the actual things um to do HIIT training and to do more like so when your um estrogen is completely down which means like the week of your period is when you're most like a man hormonally. So they say that's when it's okay to be doing more hardcore, like, you know, HIIT training, like high intensity interval. Oh my God, that's when you do it. And then the tampons flies out. I will say that I have a hack for if you want to work out according to your cycle. And it's that only walk yes don't do any other exercise i will never do HIIT training during any part of my cycle so i'm safe she's scared of being hit trained but you're your favorite guy of all time dr david sinclair

says you have to do HIIT training once in a while it's HIIT training um occasional fasting um what is it sauna cold plunge and i don't know what the fourth thing let's get can we get a um trash juse cold plunge and sauna please can we get i don't have a backyard can we get he would never do our podcast would he no i shouldn't say that out loud everyone will do our podcast anybody we want can we get him yeah that would be amazing david sininclair on our podcast. Yes. Carlos. Carlos, get on it. I have so many questions. What if we did like a monthly like medical one?

We could have like the egg doctor on one episode. Well, I am more desperate than anything in life to have Dr. Drew back on the show. I know. Oh, my God. We need him. That was the most soothing day of my life. I had a dream that Dr. Drew was like, wanted to like hang out and like chat. And I was like, so excited. And things kept happening. Like, I kept going to like the wrong

restaurant or like, there weren't enough tables or something. And I was like, I was like, so desperate for Dr. Drew. Annie, I'm concerned about your dreams lately. It's like, it seems that you're always in the place you want to be. You're finally getting to the place you want to be, but you're in that place. You can't reach it. Oh, how about, okay. So I told you I relapsed on true crime. I started watching frogging, a new thing that I now need to worry about,

where people hide in your attic and live in your house and frog you. So then I had a frogger dream where this old assistant that I had. I feel like this is a career path for you. I was just thinking like, wait, who has an attic in this room? It's so, it's the scariest thing in the world.

And so like I had a dream where this girl was like frogging in my house and it was so scary. And then I was trying to get Todd up. I was like to tell him and my voice wouldn't work. What does the frog do? Like what is the point one guy okay so there's this whole series I saw

I don't know if it's like on Lifetime it's on one of the true crime ones it's on Lifetime okay and it's like one of the episodes was this guy was like

stalking this family and he had all these plans of he was gonna like chop them up and turn them into like half lizard people or something

it's homicidal then what yes it's way scarier than someone just eating a place to stay I thought maybe it was just a hobby of like being in a place you're not supposed to. And some guy was like a cross dresser, was like dressing in these girls' clothes. And you know what it is?

This is why you can't believe in ghosts, okay? All these, a lot of the people were like, it must be ghosts. It's like, no, there's a motherfucker living in your goddamn house. Okay? It's not a fucking ghost. Stop believing in ghosts, okay? Let it become a ghost after the cops have come and caught the frog okay that is such a good because listen i've kissed some frogs i do not want to get chopped up by a frog and turned into a serpent person

i told you i dated a boy named froggy he wasn't very cute but he was very fast he was a fast swimmer so that's big bonus points in my book. Anyway, shout out. The New York Post says- I still love you. What? There was some frogging not too long ago. What?

This couple had this guy in his house and they said he wanted to play doctor on them. I think that might be the one I saw. Esther, of all your famous hot friends, whose house would you frog? Well, Whitney's would be the easiest. How long before she catches i could live in whitney's house the rest of my life and she would never know i convinced i could live there but one of her dogs would find you that they would just bite her again it wouldn't if i whitney whitney would be in the hospital again getting and handling a bite i think me and annie could live on whitney's house and grounds forever and no one

would ever know her chicken for whitney got me into chicken chips they're chips that are made of chicken they're so good is it not like chicharron no they're literally like they're like potato they're they're like i guess uh you know yeah those ones there's a chicken and waffle and that's pretty damn good oh my god chicken and waffle it's so good but realistically i think i would like to frog in my parents attic or crawl space i think that's what's next but then you would have to take care of yourself that's the problem oh because they wouldn't know i'm there yeah what do they subsist on while they're frogging up there annie like what are they have they already brought their provisions? Well, when you leave, they just go. No, they just, like, I think they eat your stuff.

Wait, no, I think I figured it out. I live in the attic, right? And then at night, my parents go to sleep. And then I come out, I watch TV, I have a snack. And then I can just leave my mess out, go back into my attic. And then when my mom wakes up in the morning, she'll clean up my mess. And she'll just do it without it's such a habit to her she won't even think about where the mess came make it look like the dog did it yeah i'll shit on the floor so they think pepper had a crazy night you guys another chaotic day in our lives that's right baby um you guys thank you so much for

returning again and again to the three old sperms that would be nothing without you we will see you guys next motherfucking tuesday Thank you.