Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Lamorne Morris Has a Gentle Face & Kyle Shevrin Does Not

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Thank you to our Sponsor(s):  BetterHelp! Never skip therapy day, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp dot com slash TRASHTUESDAY today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash TRASHTUESDAY.   Lamorne Morris of New Girl & Fargo fame and his Podcast Co-Host Bestie Kyle Shervin visit us in the stu this week. The podcast starts out wholesome with topics like  Prince, Danny Devito in Matilda & then naturally starts going off the rails in the second half of the episode. Toilet paper, mansplaining bananas and an unhinged Newlywed Game segment between K & E and the guests. Did Lamorne and Kyle sneakily cheat throughout the entire game or were they just being cute besties? We’ll let you be the judge, sluggies. Enjoy!   More Lamorne & Kyle!  Lamorne: https://www.instagram.com/lamorne/?hl=en Kyle: https://www.instagram.com/kyleshevrin/?hl=en The Lamorning After Podcast:     / @thelamorningafter   on YouTube! 00:00 Lamorne & Kyle ask the Girls if They Party 00:50 Lamorne insulted Esther on New Girl Set 03:45 Gentle Faces Vs. Mean Faces 06:30 Prince Didn’t Walk, He Floated  09:00 Khalyla Randomly Watched Matilda  12:40 Birth Order & Siblings  19:20 Lamorne’s Blood Diamond Teeth  21:30 Esther Stalks Her Parents  26:00 Lamorne is an Emmy Nominee!  27:50 Panicking in the Produce Section  32:40 Toilet Paper Politics  37:00 Don’t Mansplain Bananas to Khalyla 40:00 Newlywed Game: Hosts v Hosts  01:05:00 Wrapping Up     FOLLOW US: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday   Listen to Trash: Trash Tuesday Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TrashTuesdayPod Trash Tuesday Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TTPodAudio   More Esther: Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster More Khalyla:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@TigerBelly   Production: Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung Tiny Legends, LLC: https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod   Shot and Edited By:  Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps Sean Wanless: https://www.instagram.com/soundandshutter   Art Direction and Social Media: Ariel Moreno: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce   Branding & Music: Branding & Logo: https://www.instagram.com/jason_cryer Theme Song: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Banana Break Song by: Can Nguyen: https://www.candyedits.com  

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Okay. So my first ever TV appearance ever, ever. I'm like, you know, just moved, just got, just got off the bus from Wichita. And I'm so excited. I get on set of New Girl. And I'm standing there. It's me, Lamorne, Zoe. And Lamorne, I'm just meeting everybody.

He goes, oh, my God. I saw you at the comedy store. You bombed. And then Zoe's like, oh, Lamorne. That's not nice. But then, to your credit, your credit you were like no it was a graceful bomb you were like it was a funny bomb and i was like i do believe that i am i am a good bomber no it was it wasn't quite as brutal as the way you're putting it i think it was no because you know i have a very gentle face. You do. I assumed when I show up with this gentle face, all gentle faced it out, that somebody would, you know, my words would be dampened by the gentleness. They were.

So your first, this was one of your first shows in L.A. or something like that? Oh, when you saw me live? Yeah. I don't know. I think you said on stage, and I said that could have been part of your set, was that this is your first time doing stand up here in L.A. or something. Really? Yeah. That would be wild.

Yeah. Because it was funny. The set was funny. But I think the crowd, there wasn't a big crowd. So when it evolved, I just, I don't know why I said that. But, you know, obviously it worked out for you because of what i said to you no it was it was it was very funny what you said and i think at the very least it i don't know you know what it it was so cool that like this one of the stars of the show that i was guesting on

had seen me do stand-up so even if it was bad it was still a feather in my cap again i won't even say bad see it was awkward but like in a good way it was like the delivery it was intentional but it was intentional you're it's like uh you know rick rick glassman goes on stage sometimes and sometimes i'm dying laughing but you're the only one yes because i find it very very funny because it's intentional in certain certain parts we just started doing live shows so you can return the favor and watch him bomb too if you want no i'm not looking forward to that oh my gosh so guys welcome back to trash tuesday we have lamorne morris kyle i don't know your last chevron sorry i did this is

my first time meeting you Well done same And you guys have a podcast together We do It's very funny Yes indeed Yeah called the The Morning After You guys should get sponsored

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Yeah it's the morning after pill By Julie. Yeah, it's the morning after pill. By June. Oh, we're virgins. We don't know about that stuff. I can tell. I want to go back to what you said about having a gentle face. Because I feel like that is an unfair thing that people do have. Where you can almost basically fire off and say anything you want.

That's right. And people not take it offensively. That's right, you black bastard. I think I have it too, don't't i you have a really gentle face you have a gentle face though and a gentle energy oh thank you very much because you are right you can say it you have that you you said this mean thing to me but it was so funny and sweet like you pulled it off you do not have a gentle face jagged jawline yeah and pretty so it's like already everything about there's nothing gentle about me except my soul and the essence of who i am so make sure you remember that esther okay i'll be gentle with you i am right do you

feel gentle are you gentle faced What do you guys think? Sound off in the comments. I don't know. I'm actually going to say no. Wait, this could change it. No, you don't have a gentle face. Worse? I wouldn't say worse. I'm in the pretty category with you.

That's what I thought. That's what I thought. No, but something mean from you, it just, it would hurt me. It would actually destroy me. I can feel it. Here's the thing. Never heard a mean thing from him. So he knows his place.

And it's not, he has to be gentle because his face isn't. That's what I'm saying. If you're, you, I think inherently know when you don't have a gentle face and that's when you become like a people pleaser and someone who doesn't, you know, get to say what you really

want to say. Like, Esther, you bombed first. Yeah. Like, I would never say that. I don't think I said that.

You did. You did. I think that's what I said. I have a round face and I'm short so I can just like be as mean as I want no one will take me seriously people will just be like look at that speck of dust

how tall are you? 5'0 you're not that short you're in the fives you made it that's legit I can't believe that that counts as being in the fives but you're right.

Prince was 5'1". He was. You know, I saw him once out and I was like, wow, that's a short person. Let's talk about why you, where were you when you just saw him out? I was at like a Hollywood, like a nightclub back when those were still a thing. That's so weird because bobby has that same story we might have been at the same place yeah because it was i want to say eliza schlesinger was there and i don't know anything else about what it was club what sayers club oh prince was always at

sayers club where was that it was in hollywood like off of uh one of them streets yeah it could have been that yeah it's like there's holly Hollywood and then there's one of them. He just floats in, you said, right? Like, can he float into the New Girl set? Yeah, he came in. Oh, that's right. Oh, my God. Yeah, the man was dressed like Captain Crunch. He had all these, like, zippers and tassels and shit on, a lot of zigzags and shiny shit.

And his whole squad, he had an entourage of I don't know how many people. And they all were in, like, they were in lockstep formation with him. And he had on colorful heels. they were clear with lights in them he had a cane that also had lights in it and he also had a his his bodyguard had a little uh denuralizer what's that thing from men in black men in black nebulizer no wait that's for asthma yeah what was that thing because i had a fake one he had one of those and for so if you took well because people kept trying to take photos and his rule was and this motherfucker came to our set and told us we had to leave our phones in our trailers i love that we did and so but people had their phones and were trying to take pictures

and this thing that he had made it impossible for trying to take pictures and this thing that he had made it impossible for you to take pictures of him how i don't know it's prince i saw him at the forum um in my 20s and he did come out he was like tap dancing on the piano in the high heels and it was like the single most like memorable concert experience i've ever had i was like how is this guy just crushing it like this well you said that he floated and i actually that rings true with what i observed he floated out of a room it was do they make short kings like this anymore i would say who's no who's taking his place now that he's kevin hart like height wise danny davido short game though he's not a floater no kevin's not a floater you can't be

funny and flow do you say danny davido yeah that's closer than kevin hart i think the problem is prince is hot though that's why he's magical danny davido's not hot? How dare you Stella I just watched Matilda again last night Why? Oh my god because do you not like Matilda? I love that movie But I wouldn't have rewatched it on a random Tuesday night Matilda was

a coping mechanism for me when I was younger Miss Honey By the way have you seen matilda i mean who knows okay so here's what i'll say those kids are being abused miss yes yes miss trench bull quite possibly the scariest villain i've ever seen on any movie i don't care worse than the exorcist worse than anyone is miss trench bull please watch it again wait was it the movie where she like kicked the kid over to another yard? She puts him in the spike closet.

She made the kid eat the cake. Yes. And she forced the kid to eat the cake. The little blonde girl with the pigtail, she kicked across the yard all the way to the other side. She spun her around. You know what's crazy? I started watching that with my daughter.

I was scrolling through and I was like oh Matilda that seems safe and then like terrifying and I looked at her and like while all this shit was happening to these kids I looked at her and I said you got it good you got it real good you know I'm gonna send your ass off the board to school

one day but no that movie looks dangerous for children was your daughter scared no my daughter's not scared of shit she just she says she's scared just be she said my daughter makes up things she's afraid of to get me to like lie in bed with her or just for her to stay awake wait how old is she she'll be four in september oh yeah but no she's not she's too fearless i want her to be scared of things like i'm like please find this terrorizing you know it's like no fuck that dad i'm like i'm good i'm chilling you know what i mean like on the plane for example i hate turbulence like i just hate it and but i gotta

fly so often that i'm kind of used to it and i but my daughter is like the most playful during the turbulent times where she's just like oh this is this is dope. Like she wants to stand up on the seat, bother people. I'm like, she doesn't get it. She has no idea how frightening this is for me. Oh, that's so cute. Do you think that's something we're born with? Either you're scared of turbulence or you're not? No, because I know exactly why I'm afraid of flying.

I can date it back to the moment I was on a plane. It was about to take off. And my older bully sister turns to me and goes, did you know that sometimes right when a plane takes off, they just explode for no reason? And then from there on out, afraid of flying my whole life. That would do it. That's what's so unfair.

Because I just had a baby. So I've been thinking a lot about siblings and ages. I know. It's so unfair because i just had a baby so i've been thinking a lot about like siblings and ages i know it's so exciting um and my sister was eight years older than me so it's like she had such an unfair advantage at bullying me because she was so like if there's just a couple years apart like what what damage can you really do you're both so similar in age but she's so much older like she was using advanced tactics oh yeah psychological torture like she would put grapes in the freezer and then blindfold me and put be like put this in your mouth and make me guess what it is and then she'd be like

it's an eyeball it's a human eyeball but it could go both ways though it could go both ways because my sister landed in the hospital because i mind you i, I'm a year and a half, a year younger than her. I put seeds in her ear while she was asleep. What? And then teased her relentlessly and said, because they got lodged in there. And I was like, a tree is going to grow out of your face tomorrow. And I terrorized her and she was in tears and she was older than me and much bigger. And I don't know why I did it um but she had to

go to the hospital and get the the seeds removed that's terrible it's terrible so it could go my brother's two years older than me and apparently there's a story about how he tried to kill me when i was a baby how i was like how so they were like oh he sat on your head and then i think as i got older i realized i realized the thought that was going through my mind this whole time was that he sat like on my head, like bare butt on my face. But what happened was apparently he took a pillow, put the pillow over my head, then sat on the pillow to make sure no air got through. So it was premeditated. I think what I was going to say, he sat on your face, but like your face was in between his cheeks. And you didn't survive.

Man, you guys are vicious. Do you have siblings? Yeah, I have four of them. Where are you in the order? I'm the oldest. I only almost killed one. I suplexed. This was back when we were super into wrestling like WWE

fake wrestling and I suplexed him backwards onto my grandmother's couch and he hit his head like here and he had a softball welt that I got grounded for two weeks but my dad was also like

good technique I feel like suplexes and wrestling is almost necessary. If you have multiple siblings, I don't, I wrestled my sister. Did you not? Oh wait, no,

there was a year gap. Yeah. She just hurt me. Yeah. And I was just a wimp. Are these like full sisters that you guys, that, that was done to you and that you did to her, or are they half?

Mine is half. Or they don't really count? Mine is half. Okay, yeah, she doesn't really count. Mine counts. Mine counts, yeah. Vicious stuff. Yeah, I'm the youngest of four

and was never really abused other than the attempted murder when I was a kid. Right, but that's serious. The pillow is very premeditated. Yeah, that could have led to some demons. How does that friendship work? You're the youngest of four, you're the oldest of five.

Like, are you guys opposites or do you have similarities from being in big families? I don't know. We're very similar. I guess we've also been around each other for so long that there are times

where we're like finishing each other's, you know, sentences. Sandwiches. I thought you were going to say sandwiches. Sandwiches. Yeah. No, yeah. how we met was so cute a very cute story um we were at the library and i grabbed a book i think it was titled like um how to approach women in the workplace or something and then this like chocolate mocha hand also reached for the same book and i looked up and it was lamorne and that was like my second day in hollywood

it was like wow what a gentle face yeah mocha knuckles best friends ever since wait how did you guys meet though bitch we just told you. That story's real. No, we met at Laurel Hardware. This is bar on- Oh, I know Laurel Hardware. I remember when it was still a hardware store. Before it turned into a bar. Yeah. It was like, I actually thought that was so cool.

I can't believe it's like still- That they kept the signage. Yeah. I've never been since the transition. I used to go there a lot. Yeah. That was my date spot. Me too. I can't believe it's like still that they kept the signage yeah I've never been since the transition I used to go there a lot yeah that was my date spot

that would take a long time me too well not my date spot but it was a spot it was a spot I used to really enjoy bringing dates there to the point where

it started they'd last about a week or so and then I'd go with somebody else then you'd see her there with somebody else so it wasn't as bad I want to

ask you guys about this is having a date spot the move or aren't you supposed to rotate between spots i don't have the time to pick out different locations i just know they have great drinks and they have great brussels sprouts but then some point, like the bartenders are like, here's Lamorne. Yeah. Another week, another girl. That would, right? I would be so insecure. Like I would only be able to think about what is the bartender thinking right now about me.

Well, they're all so nice. Yeah. The bartenders were so kind to me because I was there a lot. You know what I mean? It wasn't like going to snitch or anything like that or be like, you know, dropping her little hints and sliding her notes. Like this is what he does on Thursdays. No, but it was,

it was good. Yeah. I dated a bartender there too. I had one of my most embarrassing moments at Laurel hardware. Really? Yeah. Some guy spit it out. This is how I knew like dating was like over for me.

I needed to get into a relationship. I, some guy was like, obviously he's like, oh, let me buy you a drink or whatever. And then he asked me where I was from. And then I started to explain that I was in the Philippines. And in my head, I thought he really wanted to talk to me. So I was like, maybe I went a little far. I got into like the history of the Philippines. And then he turned over to his friend and I overheard him saying like, this bitch is talking about history.

You gotta go and i was like oh i gotta get out of here like it's over for me yeah the dating scene wasn't for you no no no no no it's so funny bringing up history because someone asked us um at a pool party the other day about like what our podcast is about and it's so silly our podcast it's so dumb we talk about nothing serious. And with a straight face, I was just, I said, oh, we're a history podcast. And we really dive into like history.

And then she went on a 15 minute rant about how she loved history. Oh no. And at the 15 minute mark, I cut her off and was like, just to let you you know i'm also a history minor love history oh no we do a comedy podcast i think she jumped in the pool out of embarrassment i don't remember what she did but but she was so sweet but it was it reminded me of of what you just your story oh no what did she say for 15 minutes well she started talking about like she started talking

about school and how and her love hate relationship with it she started doing the thing where it's like it's like oh i'm a huge basketball like oh i love basketball she's like i tried basketball once it wasn't for me but i love it i respect it she was doing that with history she was like you know i it's not it wasn't for me in school but my teacher you know i got good grades you know he really pushed me because i couldn't i couldn't locate she goes i'm from africa but i couldn't pick out africa on a map that was crazy to me we're like you can't pick out i'm like you've never played risk it's like right there on the map and then she was like but i love it like i really enjoy it but you know it's not really for me and this went on for about 15 minutes oh no that's she sounds yeah we're like let's let her

let her off the hook yeah she's like history is like a story and it's real i went oh i know i know oh yeah we were like oh today i tomorrow, today will be considered history. Yeah. Because tomorrow will never come again. That's right. And then that blew her mind. Blew her mind. Wow, I wish I was on drugs for that conversation.

She might have been now that I think about it. I for sure was on drugs. Well, no, I'm still on drugs. No, not like the hard stuff. I had my teeth removed. My wisdom teeth removed a few days ago really this late in the game yeah i was gonna say no delayed stunted growth i uh i um did they finally start to bother you or was it just like i guess now's the time you could say that um i i got all these gaps in my teeth you know what i mean so i had like space so when they grew in it

was still like well you good you know, plenty of room. But then years ago, this top left one, I was on set new girl and I ate an almond and it cracked in half. My tooth cracked. Softest story ever. So I had to go and have it pulled. They were like,

you should have them all pulled in my mind. I was like, you're not going to hit me with this, with this, uh, uh, government overreach shit. I pulled my teeth out and then putting implants and shit in my mouth. my mind i was like you're not gonna hit me with this with this uh government overreach shit by

pulling my teeth out and then putting implants and shit in my mouth you know and so i was like no not getting my wisdom teeth pulled and then 10 years later or 11 years well however many years it's been this one started giving me issues and like like bad like if i even spoke air would fuck with it they pulled it out and I wish I had brought the teeth for you guys. This is wild. I guess I'm glad you didn't. Oh, you would have loved it. No, he showed me

his tooth. I was like, aren't they supposed to be white? Why is your tooth black? No. Blick. Blick. Shit was Senegalese dark. I thought it was like a like a blood diamond or something.

I don't know what it was. The shit was black. This one was so, so dark. And it was cracked in half. This one was gone. He could have shared some fragments with us.

I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna like shave some pieces off and then like. Okay, has anyone here heard of the app

called Life 360? No. Yes. Okay. I'm going to like shave some pieces off and then like, okay. Has anyone here heard of the app called life three 60? No. Yes. Okay. I'm so glad that I get to break this news. So I just learned about it from my niece and nephew and they're my sister, their mom. I don't know.

I was going to just call her their mom, but, but, um, so I have a lot of people on my, find my friends. You guys have that right where like you can see people's location oh yeah okay i that i've been doing that for years with my family my friends whatever but this app does the same thing except it will alert you when a person leaves

their house and then and then shows you this is very est coded. Shows you all of what they have been up to that whole day. So anytime I click on like my dad I can see where he was and then it tells you if he was on a risky drive. Another massage? What massage did you get today? Wait, did you do this? Gotta stay loose, baby.

Gotta stay loose. Did you do this to keep track of his possible gambling yes yes so my dad is sometimes yeah so he's a he has a gambling problem and sometimes he'll sneak away to casinos and we have to get like we have to really keep him on his toes it's so hard because he'll like literally use the old man card he'll be like i put on find my friends on his phone and then he's like then all of a sudden it goes oh his location's not available i'm like dad why is your location unavailable he's like i don't know i'm just an old man but then we find out no he went in and

took it out anyways now we have life 360 so i can see every little thing that he does and where he goes and i'm just saying like this app has like changed my life why would anyone volunteer for that yeah why would I want you knowing well you're I'm not asking for volunteers no but I'm saying like so people maybe for their children like young kids so my sister has her kids she tracks them on it but then also they have it with the whole circle of friends so picture that you're like 13 years old and all summer you can like track all your friends oh they're all at this person's house like that sounds so fun it makes sense now why you loved the 24-hour big brother surveillance why because you like life 360 you like to keep track yeah what did you say his game of choice was uh it is poker right now yeah i'm gonna find your dad on the app

i think i've only ever shared my location with one person that's just my sister you do that with friends yeah do you guys share with anyone i don't think i'm shared with anybody no one's shared no one has my location but i for some strange reason i have like 10 10 different people's locations you're you're their safe person i'm the safe person i guess so but i have like 10 10 different people's locations you're you're the safe person i'm the safe person i guess so but i'm like you know something going down more than 10 miles away i hope you got other niggas closer folks i don't know if i want my mom knowing it because she's gonna be like you haven't left the house in 10 days like what's going on be like, you haven't left the house in 10 days. Like, what's going on here? Like, fuck the app.

That happened with me once where I set, this is fucked up, but whatever. I set it on my friend's phone when he was in the shower. And so then I was like, I could always see where he was. And I kid you not, I checked every single time I checked, he was at home. And then I had to come clean to him and be like, you're, you loser. You're always home. In the shower for two hours. What are you doing?

Live up the part that's like, he's in a wheelchair. You can't really leave him alone. Oh, no. His house ain't that accessible. Yeah, he was a paraplegic. I should have mentioned that. Have you guys seen Big Brother Brazil? Talking about Big Brother? No.

What's up over there? I've never seen any of the big brothers but she's a hardcore but she was i'm off of it i have a problem with the live live feeds i couldn't like what was going on with the live feeds so you had a problem with them i just couldn't look away and i was not sleeping i wasn't socializing i had to stop what were they doing almost next to nothing they just sit on the bed and they talk and you just can go from room to room it was just so it was like sims or something like when you could like make your own little world and you could always they're always there it's just very

appealing to me am i the wait were you able to make them do things no no no no you just watch wait with my mind maybe okay no just wait um Wait, what's up with the Big Brother Brazil? So Big Brother Brazil, very similar. They're in bed a lot. How do you even have access? It pops up on Twitter, like the algorithm, like you said. But it differs. So you said they were in bed, not really doing much, just talking.

Oh, yeah. Big Brother Brazil is the opposite. They're doing everything. Yeah, if they're in bed, they do it. talking yeah big brother brazil is the opposite um they're doing everything yeah if they're in bed on camera they do oh no sex style sex them to they do it to her and then she does it to him and then they do it to each other sometimes they just together yeah so it's porn it's pornography oh no we didn't i didn't say that i didn't say that no but thanks to Project 25 those porn days are over if you're out there you're wondering

who yeah so Big Brother Brazil wow okay I think that's also Emmy nominated if I'm not mistaken Big Brother

or was it just Brazil is it really yeah I think I saw it on the release today Big Brother Brazil and myself both Emmy nominated

congratulations thank you that's why I'm wearing the release today. Shout out to Big Brother Brazil and myself. I know. Congratulations, Warren. Thank you. That's why I'm wearing the shades today. Emmy nominated as of this morning. I'm recording this. Thank you. How does it feel? Honestly, it's tiring.

It feels really good. But I didn't sleep well last night. And then I woke up and my daughter got me up pretty early. And then the call came in and i was while we were eating breakfast and i hadn't slept since and i was like i'm on red bull and celsius and i'm just kind of not red bull what was i drinking coffee coffee and celsius yeah dangerous combination very so now it's like i'm just kind of wired in and out and i have the shades on not to look cool not that i'm a different person now that that you have to say Emmy nominated Lamor.

Now that my status in life has changed. Just true. That's just true. That's just a fact. That's not what this is about. This is because I feel like my eyes aren't so kind right now because I'm so tired. So I'm just like, really, I don't want to seem high or like I'm on Percocet because I am. Because of my teeth.

Doctor prescribed. You know what I mean? It's doctor prescribed. But yeah, I just kept Percocet. Because I am. Because of my teeth. Doctor prescribed. You know what I mean? It's doctor prescribed. But yeah, I just kept this on for safety. Unless it's fine. It is fine. Both are fine. Yeah. I wish I could wear sunglasses everywhere.

I wear sunglasses to the grocery store. There's something about the produce aisle that sends me into a full scale panic. Really? Well, have you seen? Okay, you know how they spray on the produce so they're like all crisp and wet? You know what I'm talking about the produce aisle that sends me into a full-scale panic. Really? Well, have you seen, okay, you know how they spray on the produce so they're like all crisp and wet? You know what I'm talking about? Someone like on TikTok said that that's not water.

It's like a chemical. What kind of chemical? So now I'm like scared of the grocery store. Y'all be getting a lot of information from TikTok. Yes, we do. Where do you get your information? The Bible. God. The main line of the produce section kind of

freaks me out i'm with you there's something about the lighting i'm not sure if it's the lighting or the combo of nostalgic music playing but there's something that um really terrifies me putting the wet produce in like the plastic bag and sometimes it's like it makes a weird noise i don't know i don't really like doing it one time i was at a produce aisle at gelson's and i had to phone a friend because i froze i was in a full-scale panic and i almost i swear to god i almost went into like this fugue state and thinking that i was going to forget who i was who to call i just froze in full panic and i was a block away from home i was like jenna you gotta come get me why what's going on i was like i don't know and i was just frozen do you think

because of the lighting yeah something about it honestly it could be that dental work dr civil with the teeth and the lights and the government you know they planted something in there i'm trying to tell you man i have another thought. How come in the produce section, they give away plastic bags for free, but then when you're checking out, they charge you for plastic bags? Different quality. Yeah, because one's real thin.

I'm going to just show what the whole role of the plastic bags in the produce section to check out. Yeah, because you got to like, you got to like double bag them and triple bag them for like, you know what I'm saying? You still bag your fruit though or your produce? I always bag it. Wow, okay.

I would imagine. Sometimes twice. I would suspect that condoms that don't work are cheaper than the condoms that do. So the thicker ones are probably more expensive. Well, we're talking about double bagging it. Yeah. I have a friend who lost his

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so it would be soft enough to use. And I remember having to use like regular paper. And I had so many cuts, you guys. So many cuts. And it was such a core memory for me. Anyways, yes. That's disgusting. That is gross. I know. i'm so sorry i had to go

through that i thought something about soft the paper if you pre-softened it it probably was really soft i'm like this isn't that bad what do you guys buy ultra soft or soft or firm what do you it's not so much how soft it is it has to be ply is everything right yeah yeah yeah because nothing pisses me off more than beach bathroom ply oh yeah when your hand get right yeah yeah you inside your own ass and you need one you feel like fingering yourself that day and you did it you know toilet paper culture though you know you sit you squat and get the hot springs. Oh no,

that's a bidet. That's Japanese. They're ahead of the game. No, I come from mechanical washing my hands in a tabo, like, which is like a

a cup. What? And then you wash, you mechanical wash. Oh man, so I had a buddy when I was, I'm not going to say,

I'm not going to say demolition man with the seashells. We had a, we had a buddy when i was uh i'm not gonna say i'm not demolition man with the seat shelves we had a we had it was a group of us our friends you know we went to high school together then we all went away to college and whatever and then we got our apartments as as adults and we went to another buddy's place and i went to take a shit in his bathroom and i realized there was no toilet paper and i'm like fuck screw but i look down and i see uh a big gulp like a 7-eleven big cup okay just sitting by the toilet and i was so confused you remember that scene in is it demolition man with the three seashells and you're like you don't know how to use the three seashells till this day how the fuck do i use the three seashells and until this day what was i supposed to do with that cup when i when i get up and i let him know i don't have anything and he's so he tosses some toilet

paper towel in there so i had to go and like use that very very rough and uh and i was like hey man uh you ain't got toilet paper in there uh but why do you have this big ass cup next to the toilet? And he's like, man, I'm talking Americans, man. Dirty asses. Like, you guys just dry rub your shit out. Yeah. He's like, I use the big goat cup, put water in it, and I sit over a toilet and I like completely wash my asshole every time. The Asian?

Yeah, South Asian. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. wash my asshole every every time the toilet yeah south asian yeah okay makes sense because i do think that about um when i first came to america i was like oh this is a guessing culture you just guess when you're done yeah like you have to keep looking and then looking and then i'm sorry but for him to act all high and mighty but he's using a big gulp cup. That's very respectable. Yeah, what? No, big gulp cup is the amount of water necessary to properly wash. Oh, water's in there?

Not Mountain Dew? Not Mountain Dew. The Mountain Dew's gone. Oh my God, that would put my BB on fire. Oh my God, Mountain Dew. Because for me, I was like, how you get, so if the toilet's like, but so round, like, are you cocking your own legs up? No, no, no. It's, I was like, how do you get... So if the toilet's like, but so round,

like, are you cocking your own legs up? No, no, no. It's not from the front, it's from the back. You got to go from the back. Yeah. But then the problem... Then you have to arch. Do it.

Is there a bar to pull your legs up? So you have to... So you kind of... Okay, so if this is the edge of the toilet, you have to scooch up, and then you just have to pour it slowly so it runs down your crack, and then you just have to pour it slowly so it runs down your crack and then you stick your hand and then you mechanically do this so you just do this so you're walking around you want so you

gotta really wash afterwards because you because every time you take a shit your your butthole has shit on it and your hands correct every single time the the real the correct way to do it is to use some form of toilet paper first oh i see but that's not enough for us get the crumbs out yes you have to wash out the crumbs okay you gotta just like scraping the plate you want to get the big pieces off first yeah yeah and then you got the remainder you don't want to just stick full-on steak and bones in the dishwasher you gotta get this right you gotta get it okay i cannot believe if i walked in on you like normally in the bathroom like oh my god i'm sorry if i walk in on you using a big gulp cup yeah doing

from the back like what you just did that i may stay and watch but now it's like you gotta have a toto you gotta have one of those japanese toilets yeah those are those that's that's what saves my life you have a banana i do yeah yeah we went to japan that was the first thing we did when we got back it was ordered a bidet it's life-changing yeah it's very important you have the seat warmer yeah yeah that's the one that says hello when you mine doesn't say hello no but does yours open when you walk in no yeah you to get one of them. Get Toto to sponsor the podcast. They have free Totos for everybody.

Oh, God. Do you know the proper way to eat a banana? I see that I have a bone to pick with you already. Yeah. Every guy I've ever met. Yeah. What? Every guy. I'm a banana freak right don't do that good technique

my whole life are bananas i eat like three bananas a day i know all varieties of bananas i'm banana obsessed and every single man without fail has asked me, do you know the proper way to eat a banana? And I don't. It's from the top like apes do, right? Well, you don't got to look at me and say apes. You ain't got to do it like that. Like apes do.

Like humans. Also apes might do it that way. I don't know. I associate it with every guy watching the same joe rogan episode i think and somehow that that information being disseminated amongst all men like hey you have to eat a banana this way and i'll tell you why it's wrong because when you open it from here the black tip is still up top. I never heard no one complain about that. This is the first time in my life.

That's usually the first thing they go after. I want to see this, though. I want to see this. Because it's like, so it's, okay. Are you sure you want to do this on camera? Yeah, let's go. Look at that. What did you just do?

I just smashed the top. Because there's a little air pocket at the end. Keep going. there's a little air pocket at the end keep going a little air pocket at the end look at the top now you have to remove that you're gonna eat that little black tip remove it from your other side i'll just show you no tip nice and then when i'm done i leave the tip here what do you mean you leave so you literally hold your banana to the very end of the skin it doesn't it just comes off naturally now you have the extra effort of having to take that that's the best part you eat that the best part he's doubling down it's the healthiest part i should say it's the healthiest part healthy about it because it's the stem it's where it's

where it's it's the it's where it's like the embryo life yeah it's the ever when women y'all you know you just gave birth did you eat your placenta no it was infected you're a nasty motherfucker that's because i don't want to know what you were doing during i'm already pregnant you know you was using condoms fuck it right i guess no oh that's not this the stem i understand why you hold it strangely like just that but you gotta hold it like this because that's what you hold it that's how you hold it like this oh man that's that's hi you ever have a lollipop do you eat that shit from the you hold the ball the base of your hand? And then chew the stick until you get through the good part? There's a stem for a reason.

Oh my God. Let's play our game. Let's do it. I'm done with this banana. You know why? Because you opened it wrong. We are playing the newlywed game. Yet again, we're going head to head with whose friendship is better right yeah i feel like we've never been good at this but i think today i have a good feeling

because last time we did it you know i was a little too new postpartum like i'm back i'm back on my feet okay have you guys ever won no wait really it's a lock is this notebook legit from may 2022 yes yeah is that okay no i'm just as interesting i could turn that all into toilet paper for you i'm writing my name like when you used to be in school. So the next person who used this, the next guest, they'll see. Oh, that's fun. Okay, that's good. Okay, so first question. This is for the left side of the room.

Favorite ice cream flavor. Whose? Us. Us. Our favorites. And they're writing what they think our favorites are yeah I know

this is hard favorite ice cream flavor because it's like then I think of the one that like most of my childhood but I'm like she didn't really know me then right that's part of the game though you know can I get a

lifeline I watched Megan Fox and MGK do this game how'd they do? strange answers very strange answers what do you like about each other? blood oh that's right I do remember that yeah they be

they be biting each other and shit wait so um i wrote down so okay so you wrote down what you think my favorite ice cream is i think i got it i think yeah but guess what like real niggas don't be sharing ice cream just so you know so you said that was the easy one but like okay we don't be sitting down with cones and scoops and shit like let's take a walk and grab you don't like ice cream huh you don't like ice cream i'm lactose intolerant you still don't need it but i'll still fuck with it though if i ain't doing nothing do you know your favorite ice cream flavor i do wait so you're guessing mine no you're guessing mine dude by the way i got it i got it this happens every time i i feel like i

need to do a better job of describing. No, it's okay. Did everyone go to college here or no? I did. Oh, nice. I got it. I probably should have gotten how to play. Quicker?

Oh, I got it wrong. I didn't see. Mine is for sure wrong. I'm thinking about... Show us first. One, two, three, go. Cookie dough. mine is for sure wrong I'm thinking about fuck Esther show us first one two three go cookies and cream

oh shit I put is oreo cookies and cream yes you got it oh my god I got it you put mint chocolate chip

yeah I don't know cookie dough how am I supposed to know that cookie dough would be my second mint chocolate chip oh my god you got it would be my second. Mint chocolate chip? Oh my god, you got it! How did you get it? Mint chocolate chip is for serial killers, dude. When you said child, I was like, children are basic.

Wait, you said Oreo and you said cookies and cream. That's the same thing. It's Oreos, cookies, and cream. Are you going to fight us on that? Same. Listen, if it gets down to the wire, I'm going to remember this moment. We may have to challenge this one. Throw a challenge flag.

Because Girl Scout cookies, technically, they have the mint chocolate chip kind. So that is cookie dough in a way. It started out as cookie dough before they made the cookies. So that's the same argument you guys have. But I'm going to let y'all have it. This is your show. For now. Yeah, this is your show.

Next question. What is your co-host's biggest dating red flag? So when they're going on a date, what would you say you're most worried about their date, thinking about them? Same group, same person. Wait, what's the red flag that she thinks that I would? What?

The red flag. What's Kalilah's biggest red flag? Well, it's mine now they're guessing mine so what's Esther's biggest red flag when she goes on a date like that I'm looking for that I'm that you personally have this is an insulting

question oh can we change to the next one that's a little confusing for me okay never mind never mind don't say that because I might be wrong if your co-host could only listen to one song for the rest of their life what song would it be can it just be the artist

yeah I think that's fine artist is fine let's go with artist let's go with artist let's go with artist Larry you remember we talked about this on the podcast i sing them in the shower a lot okay enough with the word that's cheating you can throw the challenge banana if you want if you want to challenge the call have you guys ever been

physically assaulted by a banana peel in mario kart yeah oh that's a thing in mario kart oh yeah they took that right out of my childhood my mom whipped my face with a banana peel that's a challenge on tiktok i think should be okay here we go okay should we reveal yeah them first I can't take you seriously He wrote Creed He wrote Michael Jackson Creed is They're coming back They've announced a tour Have they really?

Oh yeah they're back Scott Stapp is fully back They were on Good Morning America recently It's gonna be fun I feel like Gen Z has really rallied behind Creed and Nickelback. Do you guys like Creed? I do. I love Creed.

That used to be my squat song. Which song? Higher? It's so good. You would squat to that. I just didn't realize that it was religious. I didn't either. I didn't catch it though. The religion part of it. I did.

And? Good or bad for you fantastic yeah yeah i got man he still sound like that he still got bars in his voice oh yeah yeah i think the the coke made it harder oh he was he was on drugs? He was for a while. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're thinking about Jesus and you on drugs? Yeah, I know you could do both. That's the combo, baby. You can hold two truths at the same time, Esther.

Platinum records. Are we ready? I'm not sure who was on cocaine once. Yeah, what is your, what did you reveal here? I put Gaga. Oh, close. I put Madonna. Very close.

Very close. Same. Same. I think both answers should work. No, absolutely not. They're two completely different people. Wait, you,

what was the last thing you said before we are revealed? A preacher on cocaine? Oh, no, I knew a preacher that was on, he caught the Holy Spirit

a lot, way too much. So we were like, that's not the Holy Spirit. That's, that's that Colombian white. Was he a youth pastor? Because I feel like the youth pastor is really party hard. Oh, no, I'd steal.

They steal all the money. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's like every... Yeah. Amazing. Maybe taking shit. So this is a kooky question, so get ready. What is your co-host's favorite Tom Hanks movie?

Wow. I got to think about this myself. There's so many. How'd you lose it that fast? I don't know. You didn't go anywhere. Why are you getting up like you went somewhere? Are we counting animated films

or no animated anything he's ever been in that was a bit of a we lost our pen oh my god this is really weird where did it go

I don't know I'm scared well you're about to lose your banana favorite Tom Hanks movie? I just wrote one down. I'm trying to think of what you wrote. This is ours, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I got to think of his filmography.

You already wrote? Wait, you said Tom Hanks or Chet Hanks? Tom Hanks, okay. Hanks? Tom Hanks. Okay. I love Chet. Yeah. Did you already write yours? No.

Okay. Because I don't think you know yours either in mind. I'm just going to guess. Yeah. I just guessed one because he has 400 films. That's true. Yeah. You know what I mean? I know you're a big fan of philadelphia um but i didn't want to put you out there like that a movie that's gonna like get me excited to record a podcast yeah we watch philadelphia

precious these are the movies that i go to get me up up should i reveal toy story toy story let's go let's go we did that can i ask for kalilah to reveal hers first no she was guessing yours yeah i want to know her guess first well my initial guess was going to be big great movie yeah okay then i okay, maybe something because you love Robin Wright Penn. Yeah. So then I was like, oh, it has to be Forrest Gump. Unfortunately, I went with... Castaway, you went with Castaway.

Almost. I landed on this Captain Phillips Charlie Wilson's War what that's your favorite answer I really have never even seen that

I can't think of any Tom Hanks movies but Dave was watching this the other day oh my gosh but if it makes you feel better it was not going to be

Forrest Gump that's too on the nose I know I know but I thought Captain Phillips was not on the nose enough. Though that and Castaway did cross my mind. If it was for you, I would have guessed Castaway. A League of Their Own. That's my favorite.

Honorable mention. The best one. Da Vinci Code. Was that it? Yeah. Da Vinci Code was not, yeah. You don't like that one? Oh, yeah.

You Got Mail? Is that him? Yeah. Next question. code was that yeah i think the code was not yeah you don't like that one oh yeah um okay you got mail yeah next question um and you we we can't count the one that you were just talking about esther but what is your co-hosts like what app on their phone do they use the most frequently still on us well no don't we're not counting the internet app let's let's not do internet app that's like you guys oh you know what i mean no socials like no social media no it could be social media but don't like internet explorer or google oh we're not using that no no no because you use that every day everyone uses that every day okay this is easy I think are you doing a bit or is this

no I I check this app every day okay I'm ready I'm not I'm not the 360 I'm not ready wait hold on

TikTok that's where my friends are did you say TikTok yeah we got TikTok dang that's where my friends are. Did you say TikTok? Yeah, we got TikTok. Dang. That's easy. Nice. When I'm lonely, I go there.

Ready? Wait, because I know you wrote something stupid. No, I lose the game. It's an app on my phone that I use every day. But it has to be an app. Yes. Kyle, this has to be an app, bro. It's not a site.

No, this is an app. This is not blackpeoplemeet.com. It's an app. X videos is not an app. I didn't write that one. Backpage is not an app, Kyle. I think you wrote this one. Okay. Raya.

What did you write? Raya? Oh. God, you're not on Raya more than you're on instagram yeah that's true how long have you been on raya 24 years now no uh since its creation yeah have you ever formed any real like friendships relationships through raya because my experience was so the opposite. Yes and no.

I mean, mainly no, I'd say. But yes, sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, I dated a girl one time from Raya. For how long? Like six months. Oh, wait, that's long enough. Yeah, that's a long time.

That passes the test. That counts. Trying to make toilet paper? Yeah, I am. Okay, good, that's long enough. Yeah, that's a long time. That passes the test. That counts. Same. Trying to make toilet paper? Yeah, I am. Okay, good. You'll see it works. How many are we doing?

So now we're switching. Oh, snap. It was only four. We went one for four? Shit. So the score is currently... Two, one. You guys have one.

Yeah, two, one. Do I get any points just for knowing the movie Charlie Wilson's War? No. It feels impressive to me. We went one for four, Larry. But that's on you because you over here fucking around. This is some serious business. I don't come to these things.

One for four is not bad. That's better than Bronnie's Summer League stats. Oh, God. Kyle, I got to go. Kyle, they're going to ban me from the stadium. Okay. So does everyone understand? oh yeah i'm gonna get all four of these watch okay um what does what food does your co-host hate more than any

other food in on the planet so now we're guessing you dude so. I'm guessing you. What food he hates? Hates? I don't know. I hate food? There's a food I hate? Yeah. You like every single type of food? No, there is.

Oh, yeah, there is. What? I just saw a click for them, and I don't know if it's clicked for us yet. Wow. You only wrote like three letters. What'd you write? Pear? I love pear.

Okay. Do you eat Asian pears? If you're listening, I miss you. Oh my God you the one from h mart the real big shiny ones the big one with the little net over it yeah yeah yeah are those organic huh no yeah they made that shit in the lab for sure they're huge that shit came from the wet market i'm on a reveal yes i mean i don't you don't eat these if i just wrote strawberry because you're allergic mayo interesting is mayo a food or a con that's a condiment right

it's still ingested you hate durian durian yes what is durian southeast asian fruit kind of looks like jackfruit but rotten see strawberry i'm allergic to but it tastes so delicious i don't hate it i just can't eat it i mean i wasn't when she said food i'm not thinking mayo i just thought i just thought you knew me better than that that's all if she If she said, what condiment do you hate? Well, you know, their rules are blurry over here. She said Oreo. She said chocolate chip. Banana challenge flag. I'm throwing it.

Okay, next question. What does your co-host spend the most money on? Oh, jeez. Well, I mean, this would be a pretty obvious one yeah I think I know this one I think hobbies

oh I think I know this should be I'm not doing a joke I'm not doing a bit this should be as obvious as it can get we already wrote down our answers yeah yeah you ready? I'm ready animals wow

that is a great answer yeah you spend so much money taking care of your animals but that is the correct answer I got my own answer wrong I know you better than you know yourself I put my dive gear sure but it's the animals I got my own answer wrong. I know you better than you know yourself. I put my dive gear. Sure, but it's the animals.

It is. She's correct. I'm wrong. I don't know myself. Spend thousands of dollars on hospital bills. Because I have four dogs. I have three cats. She rescues ravens.

What? Yeah. You rescued ravens? Yeah, it's a whole, it's a disorder. Wait, like a bird raven? Yeah. Or like a Raven-Symoné? Wow.

Okay, what's yours? I put house. Homes. Oh, wow. Yes. That's a very adult answer. I just beat my house. Ours is animals and diapers.

Not adults. If your co-host was a drink, what kind of drink would your co-host was a drink what kind of drink would your co-host be oh man come on now come on now wow you guys seem very confident about this one

this was true on multiple levels oh god keep it simple Estherher do you guys drink or or no no you guys like to party yeah no sadly no what's up you don't drink at all or just during the pregnancy i've never had alcohol oh wow are you being serious yeah you do have a i drink milk face I drink milk face. You're laughing too hard. The friend who drank milk at dinner? That's a weird friend. That is so not fair to me.

That's a weird friend. Please don't hate me as that. I never do that. I just assume, you know, you're always touring and doing all, you'd just be getting wasted at the clubs. No. No? Well, that's good to know.

No, but I'll have like a big dessert you know oh you gotta kill him or something yeah you gotta go crazy yeah let loose on a big salted caramel pudding okay i'm if you're a drink it's not pretty good and this is racist wait hang on i haven't even put my answer i don't know okay never mind okay if your coast was co-host was a drink, what kind of drink would they be? Let's do the answers. Boba. Oh, I put coconut water.

Oh, that's the right answer. That don't count. Old-fashioned. Negroni. That's really close. You order an old-fashioned way more than a Negroni. That's like one ingredient off an old-fashioned. A Negroni is an old-fashioned way more than a negroni that's like one ingredient off an old fashion is an old fashion it's part of the family it's part of the old-fashioned family i was what what what i was doing kyle i ordered two drinks two drinks only yeah it's a negroni or an old

fashion yeah but i for me personally what's what's if he were a drink if i were a drink nigga i'm black negro is the first part of this word i just assume also oh i mean i am 40 you're also a little old but i like fashion sense kyle you are off in this one this is bad isn't negroni part of the old-fashioned family? They are in the same family. That's why I'm kind of considering. No. Maybe half a point at most.

Half a point. But even Lamorne is saying he's wrong. I'm not even. You know what's crazy? I order old-fashions a lot. Like. Clip it. You drink a lot of beer.

I wouldn't call you an Allagash White. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't do that. Half Allagash White. I would say you're some sort of, you know, Cuban and Jewish drink. Rum, yeah. A rum. Are you Cuban and Jewish?

Yes. Whoa. It's not a drink, but we can make it. Yes. We could. But old-fashioned... Negroni's under the old-fashioned family. I don't know who's saying that. it's not a drink but we can make it yes we could but old fashioned is Negroni's under the old fashioned family I don't know who came up with that

they're actually not I don't think they share any ingredients okay next I'm sorry a lot of these are food related but that's our vibe favorite fruit disappointed in you that was our chance that was literally our chance you order old fashioned way more than Negroni

No I don't What do I make at home I literally have a Negroni kit Cause that's easier to make Some of us have moved on What's the next question I'm so sorry It's gotta be within me you're better than that what is your

co-host favorite fruit fruit i don't think i've ever seen this dude eat a fruit in his life maybe a fruit snack fruit a favorite fruit. Oh my God. I have a favorite. Do you? But you wouldn't know that it was my favorite. So.

Now I want to know. Well, I had some of it today in juice form. So I just, it's always around, around you know you wouldn't know this but okay i know okay obviously it's banana oh that was an easy one for you you have so many opinions and thoughts on it yeah it's true i she's a pro. Wow, what's happening? I'm telling you. Uh-oh. Dentist. I'm telling you.

You ready? Yep. Let's go. A lot of vitamins. Orange, but in parentheses, a lot of vitamins C and D. Here's where I feel like I'm onto you guys as cheating. Why?

How do we cheat? The Toy Story answer, right? The first one. you give hints he says things like is animated a part of it and then i've been clocking that too kalilah right and then the second one he says lamoran says i just had some in juice form today and so that narrows it down of what fruits can be juiced I want you guys to bullshit I had apple juice today yeah I had

I also had orange juice today and I had a peach Celsius with kelps yeah peach so he doesn't know

he's not gonna know which one I'm referring to and champagne grapes also had champagne yeah grape those are grapes I'm not buying it

but that's okay we'll give him the point thank you for saying cookies and cream. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, wait. Cookies and cream and Oreo is the same, but... Ask a thousand people. Every single one of them will agree. You think people are going to walk up to my

mixed daughter and call her a cookies and cream? No. If this was the 50s, they'd call her an Oreo. Okay? I need the comments to answer. Yeah, sound sound off is cookies and cream and oreo the same thing and i know you guys will do the right thing that's a hint right there if she's trying to sway the audience no it's not about this i don't care who wins and loses i'm not crazy like koala she is competitive i the score? I was born to lose.

It's not close. Really? Oh, we're just way ahead? You guys have two out of five, and you have four out of five. Oh, wow, Esther. We're off by two. How many more questions do we have?

If we only have one more, then it's like just name, call us a winner. This one's for all the points. This one's for bonus points. Oh, okay. Fine. We'll do a family feud.

And we got to be so specific on this next one. Yeah. So for bonus points. No pressure. Survey says. Because we gave you Oreo. What does your. You okay?

What word would your co-host use to describe themselves? One word. themselves one word physically or a character yeah let's say character okay and if I'm not I have it a hundred percent comfortable writing the answer

can I put stars yes or asterix this is cheating no it's not cheating i already know you are sneaky that's why we looked at each other we both started laughing because i was like this you know there's one word that i would i guess character then i'm gonna write it we can always cut it we can always cut it I would describe myself yeah

I know what I'm writing is right what you have written down doesn't matter to me because I know that I got it right this is for the winning team I'm just going to write it two different ways you don't want to get in trouble there's so many things I need cut out of this episode for my career's sake

wait mine is just as close it's in the family of sensitive fun we didn't do it empathetic empathetic okay what you have to be so specific i said if. I said if this is for all the marbles, but I'll... Okay, how about this? We'll let it go. But if we get ours right, we win. Fine. We know you guys are going to get it right. But by the way, she is correct.

Sensitive is more correct than empathetic. I know. Sensitive, empathetic. Great. You flip yours over and then I may have to... We win! We win!

Can we say it for the audio audience? I can't say it, but... I can say it, but I don't want to... Here's the thing. I can say it, but I don't want... I can say it. Don't get me, Kenzo. Here's the thing. I can say it. I'll say it. It says new girl.

I don't want the audience out there to feel comfortable. You know what I'm saying? I want them to always feel uncomfortable. So I'm going to look into this lens right here. N-word. That's what I said. That's what I said that's what I said you guys thank you so much for

we can never win these thank you for having us I feel bad you guys lost in my mind I didn't we don't want to come on your show and run the ship I don't want you to come on our show either I always do I tune in every week

that's disgusting that's not that's disgusting that's not who I am I want you to know that's not who I am I'm a Leo by the way I'm a Scorpio thank you I know

we're LeMorn and Kyle thank you so much we will see you guys on the LeMorning after show please yeah please

whenever you guys want please and yeah everyone slugs thanks for listening we'll see you next week with a brand new episode and go see LeMne's stand-up.

He's hilarious. When is this coming out? Okay, never mind. You can plug anything you want. No, it's August 2nd. I don't think this will come out before that. Unstable, season two, out right now. August 2nd.

In the improv. Go there. If this is already already aired then fuck off wait Unstable with Rob Lowe? oh we just had him on really? oh I'm seeing him in two days he was so great yeah that guy's awesome

all good yeah sweet thanks for having us that was so fun thank you