Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Our Burn Book

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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with your body you're you're strolling in here you're telling us that you're big. Don't take such joy in that. You're telling us that you're big. As she shoves food in her fat mouth. Tell me the story while I look at you and eat. Okay, because of my cluster headaches. Well, right before my cluster headaches, I hurt my shoulder using Whitney's row machine. Whitney Cummings.

I have very rich friends. I wanted this row machine really bad i saw it at uh best buy and i was like oh i want this row machine it's like the peloton of row machines you were at best buy this was like three months ago why something for todd's computer hopefully a britney spears cd i go to best buy for my cds when it's 2005 what do you do really best buy not tower because remember in tower records you could listen to all you could preview all of the all of the entire cd before you buy it that or you go down to penny lane and you get that cd like i used to get um the the the chronic 2 i got it for like two bucks and it was a brand new cd i

used to go in uh in philly i used to go to south street to use cd stores that was fun that sounds fun green day um do you have a time to swallow your food before you talk in the podcast it's been just i don't it's like it and it's what is it that you're eating this is a slim crunchy peanut butter vegan bar. I don't normally eat these, but I was in a rush today. I don't like eating. Oh, because you don't want to like promote it? No, I just, I don't like eating protein bars.

That's like. Is the first word on that slim? I've seen this bitch. Listen, I've seen this bitch eating bars. I don't know what's going on with her. Not in COVID times, because in COVID times, you can eat all your meals like slowly at home, because you're not on the go, go, go.

I've never seen her eat anything slowly. I don't know what narrative you're trying to spin here. I've said this before on podcast, Esther punches food into her face. She smacks it. It's like the biggest handful, like those little hands. It's a real size handful. It's like, it's all bubbling out of the hand. Yeah, she double hands it.

You know, when I go to the movie theaters, have a strict policy i'm not sharing popcorn do you understand get it through your heads now friends is it so you can play with your own penis no i just i don't want your hands in my popcorn covid or not covid vaccine or not vaccine i just want to show nobody wants your creepy little hands and there's your nasty little tiny hands you know what's scary how much how often your hand would be in the popcorn i wouldn't know that's scary to me i want to be aware of your hands at all times. And in fact, if I do go to the movies with you. You're pretending that people are fighting to share popcorn with you? You listen up. You listen up. If I do go to the movies with you and I have to go to the bathroom, I'm taking a picture of my popcorn before I go so that it looks exactly the same when I'm back. I'm surprised you wouldn't take your popcorn with you. Oh,

I'm taking your popcorn. When you go to the bathroom, I'm taking your popcorn with me to the bathroom and I'm taking a very different picture of it. You're buttering it up. I'm taking your popcorn. When you go to the bathroom, I'm taking your popcorn with me to the bathroom. And I'm taking a very different picture of it. You're buttering it up. I'm adding a little spice to it. I think Annie's 2021 goal is to hold hands in your popcorn with you. You guys, I saw, honestly, I saw the, this is the most, one of the most monumental moments of my life. My dad used to pick me, I've told this story before, so maybe you've heard it,

but my dad used to pick me up from high school, and we would go to this movie theater and watch all the critically acclaimed movies, but we wouldn't know anything about them ahead of time. We would just know that they were the good ones. So my dad would pick me up, and the best part about it was that there was no one in the theater, so it was just like this moment

where we're watching this movie by ourselves. We can talk to whatever. He picks me up one day from school, and goes all right we're gonna go see this movie called rec room for a dream and we went and we saw together record for dream we got like a large thing of popcorn do you know what happens in this movie no there's that there's an ass to ass scene you might be very interested it's like there's how does that work okay so it's one end in the dildo and one girl's butt the other get ended the dildo and one girl's butt. The other end of the dildo in another girl's butt. And they go, they gyrate backwards into the dildo.

It's ass to ass. Let's just say both asses are having a banana break at the same time. Towards each other. Please play the banana break song. And is it Jennifer Connelly doing ass to ass? What? Yeah. Jennifer Connelly?

From House of Sand and Fog? You know what's so funny? She thinks she looks like her. She thinks she looks like her know what's so funny? She thinks she looks like her. She thinks she looks like her. I can always tell when Esther thinks she looks like someone. No, I just loved her performance in some movies that I've seen. I poked into an Esther club once, and Esther was talking about Rachel Leigh Cook. She was like, and she was the most gorgeous girl there ever was.

And I'm like, Esther looks like, Esther has the same face shape. Like, you can tell. No, the movie She's All That they paint her out to be this ugly little hog and she's gorgeous

I agree why are you so triggered by this because this is you feel like this is your life because this ruined my childhood

this ruined my life I think I'm an ugly fucking piece of dog shit because I have brown hair and I'm short she not even she didn't even look mousy

you are blonde you're wearing pretty much the same outfit she wore when she was the loser you are blonde and blue eyes so you've been green eyes you've been portrayed in media your whole life as a fucking hot shit and you are you're not like me oh yeah i'm like you oh my god she's a model that's so embarrassing she's obviously like a full-blown model no but she wasn't portrayed in media as beautiful you were a model hand model my hands they cropped everything out of your body except for were you really a hand model yeah for american girl doll catalog and a pillsbury commercial i'd let you be like a model

of this part of your face i like this is a hot spot i wanted to be an actress but things turned into just hand modeling annie so what happened in the movies um okay so we go to my dad but i was just thinking about how we we were looking straightforward like esther the ass scene might have been the most family friendly friendly part shut up i'm telling you it might have been the nicest scene no truly she's not exaggerating it's one of the worst it was it's like having a nightmare and a fever at the same time while watching yeah it's it's like Ellen Bernstein's scenes where she's an older lady who becomes very crazed about this one TV show she thinks she's going to be a part of. So every day she's watching.

It's like a fever dream. It repeats, repeats, repeats. She gets more crazed as each day goes. And then there's another scene where a fucking heroin stick becomes infected and that just fucked me up. It's just so, like, there's a scene where like this woman's so fucked up that like like the refrigerator starts shaking at her like it's just so scary question how would you rank it watching requiem with a dream with your dad working for dream we

call it with a dream when my dad's there how would you rank that against watching pulp fiction with your dad wait right nothing pulp fiction is like are you serious yeah it is really she's right it's bambi compared to requiem and not even bambi because bambi is like traumatic as the mom dies which by the way still hurt oh that hurts me don't even bring it up change the subject i have i also have a true question about that like did they think that we could emotionally as kids handle that scene? It's because it was devastating for me. I dreamt about it. I cried about it.

They always did a Lion King and even in Frozen, the parents die, but they die like on a ship like you don't really like see it. But these ones, like we know the moms about it. Like they put suspenseful music.

Can we not? We have to know. No, no, no. Did you guys see AI when you were little? I did. I wasn't that little. I know. I think I think it was a teenager. Probably so was I. Yeah. not we have to know no did you guys see ai when you were little i did i wasn't little yeah i know

i think i was like i think it was a teenager at that point probably so was i yeah have you ever seen a movie when you weren't little oh wait not possible but ai fucked me up when he's like searching for his mom the little robot boy like didn't that mess you guys up oh my god that was that was sad but i think i was old enough old enough to kind of reconcile with my feelings at that time. What fucked me up as a child, like stupid bitch. I had like demonic dreams about it was fucking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I think that's not child appropriate at all. It's scary because it's like, do all those kids go die when they all get like sick and stuff?

And yeah, I was like, what is happening? Can I guess who Esther related to the most in the? Daddy, I want another pony. Oh my God, it's so good. I would love to see you shooting through like a little tube of chocolate. It's so true though. The second I got to the chocolate factory i'd just be like see ya and i'd like jump into the chocolate

what are other really traumatic oh very very impressionable two movies that really made an impact on me when i was younger during library hour when we would have to watch movies was twister oh i can't believe you just brought that up i can't the best right no three movies scariest because i have a quick twister story my dad took me to see twister and within the first two minutes of the movie a little yorkie dog is outside and i said dad we're leaving and we i left the theater and didn't finish it that fucking little dad upset you you should should see Chernobyl because there's a scene with puppies there. Oh my, dude, I'm so dedicated to puppies. I saw, that was not necessary to be in that show. It was honestly the only thing that mattered, I feel like.

It could have been a very short show. That was the most impactful where I was like, oh, it's bad what happened to those people. I thought you did not need that episode. It was a whole episode dedicated to shooting dogs. That was the worst thing i've ever seen in my life yeah same it's like the rule also in tv is like don't hurt animals because it makes it like makes everybody watching uncomfortable well let me tell you what movie not to watch ever in your life is amores peros it's oh yeah it's a spanish movie by um inaritu and i made bobby watch

it two weeks ago and he hates me to this day. He's like, I don't understand. I saw it so long ago. Why? That's what the two boys, right, that were in You Too Mama Tambien or just one of those little guys were so cute. They would make Esther look tall.

They would. But going back to Twister, so they just left the movie theater. You never watched the whole thing? No, I was like, dad, dad, we have to leave. I was so scared by the little dog in a tornado whenever Twister came out what if it's like i was not what your twister was i think i was probably like 10 or i was probably

nine and you know what's so interesting about twisters so i looked up the intent because that means that was such a big impact movie it was so good about it because i don't know what happened just as a kid i don't know those sort of blockbusters as a kid we probably saw it over christmas like all those movies deep impact armageddon twister apollo 13 oh yeah oh my god i i the greatest movie of all time to this day what movie what year was it george 1996 oh i was oh i was 12 11 11 i was eight that was a swing for your dad to take you there well oh that's my hope i remember when land before time came out the same time as jurassic park and i got to school on monday and all my kids all the kids were like land before time and i was like oh my family took me to see jurassic park and i'm

scared like they never i never got to go to kid stuff they were just like they didn't want to pay a babysitter so i just went and did all adult stuff let me tell you that's why i'm so cool and that's why you're repressed as a child forever let me tell tell you, it's a good thing you didn't watch Land Before Time. Because another thing, like emotionally, like who could handle at that age the death of a fucking cute dinosaur? I know. You know what I mean? Why do they have to teach us like this? So our parents don't have to?

Well, eventually they always do teach us the ultimate lesson about death. The one thing that i remember about land before by killing us by i esther and i are so obsessed with our parents like we can't like i always say if my dad was like really loved me he would just let me die first like dad and i know i'm saying this to someone whose dad's dead dead oh you guys yeah you're not you're not even near dead daddy's Club. Oh. Is that, like, really hard? I'm going to cry thinking about it.

You know what? I will say that I think it's harder to lose a parent when you're older than younger. Oh, why? There's a part of me, and I know that sounds really maybe not fucked up. While I was devastated, I was very much in the thick of my very selfish teenage years. And I guess like not be as devastated at that time.

But when I got like now, now it hurts me. Like now I can't look at a picture of my dad or see anything that he's written without having like a full scale meltdown. Yeah. Because I'm older now and I feel like i look back i'm like i had so many questions for this man i asked not one you know like i wasted my time well that's i think one of the worst parts about when your dad dies young right because you're not you aren't prepared you don't you haven't had enough life experience to know that you're going to need to know these things from your dad yeah that these are things that you're going to want to know because you're

you're in your selfish phase you're not yeah and you're just surviving right like this is a time when we were kind of still new to america so where you were just getting by like we were just like this is life this is tragedy you move on it was very almost like robotic um we didn't really have time to check in with our how we felt about it because we were um we didn't have a lot of money then we were trying to sort out where my mom was going to live so it was like and i i was still trying to, at this time, I was actively trying to still make the Olympic team for the Philippines. So it was like, there were too many things happening for me. She's so much cooler than us.

Could you even imagine saying a sentence like that? I was actively pursuing the Olympics. But I didn't make it, guys. So it doesn't matter. And then, so it was just, we were just on survival mode i think but but but now show me one thing that might even even a person that resembles my dad i was i was reading a leonard cohen um little coffee book table and there was one picture that leonard cohen drew that kind of resembled my dad and i bawled for three hours i called my sister couldn't get over it

how is she similarly yeah similarly at that time too she was just like we we don't have time for tears we got to move and but now it's it's like just a cry fest esther is really going to be the one that needs the most help later in life by the way i mean not that we didn't think that i don't know why i said that like that would be a wait who's going to take care of us when we're old and decrepit? Don't I? I honestly, I put in so much time with my nieces. Like, I put a lot of face time in with them where I'm like, I better get some ass wipings out of this.

Like, I talk to them every day. Like, I really actively am in their lives. Well, your guy is younger, so you're actually really set. I mean, do you know that, like like about once a month I just start crying and just for no reason then he like looks at me. He's like, why are you crying? I'm like, one day I'm going to look a lot older than you and that day is going to come very soon.

That's how I feel about Bobby. He's 13 years older than me, but we look the same age and it pisses me off to no end. No one ever, ever questions our age difference everyone's always like oh yeah you guys look cute together i'm like does he not look like my old old really really old boyfriend no one ever brother like i'm like taking care of my older brother or something never it really i'm like well what the fuck is the point of dating an older guy if he doesn't look older than you i know i mean what's the point of dating a younger guy because you just are gonna look like an old piece of shit but then you'll look really badass like

that front what is it the french president or whatever who's dating like his yeah yeah macron yeah you'll be like that wait and then he met her when he was only what like 14 15 and she was in her 30s what do you guys think of that i wonder like our guys like oh that's so cool i just i love when guys are not creepy about like having to have a younger girl harry styles is into older girls well we should name him harry styles nick jonas um slatani brahimovich gerard pk is much younger than shakira okay someone has really been clocking this i have been talking to uh what's jason momoa jason momoa that? Jason Momoa. All the hotties. All the hotties. Because Todd is

11 years younger than me. That's cool. That's in style. It's cool until you go back too far. When I started comedy he was 14 years old. Like started comedy. Not like became an adult. Like started

this other career. I know. Me and Dave. Because Dave is 10 years older than me. And sometimes it's like. Yeah. It's still 90s. I was on stage going.

I was going on stage going. I have to date Jewish guys because I'm lactose intolerant. And I can't suck dick cheese. Like I was saying jokes like that. And Todd was like skateboarding. It seems like. by the way isn't it kind of weird that it's like hot powerful men that want older women because it's those it's like insecure men that want like a young little thing it's it's true because look like our boyfriends like our boyfriends nick jonas has always dated older women delta goodrem who's like at least 10 years older

than her than him i've really looked into this by the way she's a she's an australian pop star no there's a thing like todd likes he's married to priyanka chopra now but well todd should we call should i call todd and ask him why he dates older girls yeah let's do that who are we gonna date when our old husbands die are we gonna get back on raya when we're 60 you guys todd will be available because i'll have died at a old age will todd take care of us as a harem yeah he better hello you're on the podcast yes not your face so you can continue to look disgusting if you want um just kidding look very cute can i talk to him

esther wants to talk to you but don't listen to anything she says no i'll ask him the questions unless you want to no you can ask she can ask todd yo why are you into older women i don't think it's that i'm into older women i'm just into maturity maturity i'm into you know i have eyes for one person confidence i don't think i'm into older women i think i'm into powerful women oh did everyone else get a little slippy slappy wet in their unders what brb gonna go master wait you said you don't like girls. I like women. Wait, you said you don't like girls. You like women. Correct, yeah. So do you ever worry about Annie's age? Is that ever a concern? How old and disgusting.

Are you ever afraid that you're going to be a cataract? Like what? Are you just afraid that one day you'll be her caretaker? One day? What do you think happened with my cluster headache? No, I don't worry about that. She lives a way healthier lifestyle than i do and you're you think she's super hot are you is it like hot to you that she's older

than you i do find it hot yeah fetish she's fetishizing so is she a fetish no it's not a fetish i don't think now and what would you be attracted to a girl younger than you or no? I mean, I could be physically attracted to a girl younger than me, but emotionally, on that emotional level and that spiritual level, I don't know. Now, you do know Annie is emotionally four. D7. On my way out, feeling very old. Okay, thank you, Todd.

I'm going to hand you back off to to on an emotional and spiritual level he's so cute oh he's shaved i thought you were gonna say he's shaved because what the hairs hit your special places my special places esther stop trying to see my pussy um now what you don't like like young girls because they are stupid and they talk dumb right yeah they're always like i have a feeling todd is not attracted to me you're old you're old you're short we've got to stop mistaking short for young okay as a society

we really do need to stop we need to get you stilt shoes so you can be regular i want to get you really tall let's get esther tall shoes no you would be scared to wear them because you'd be afraid you'd fall i'm not gonna wear them 90s platform ones okay 90s platform oh she's disgusting you just have to put like cool words in and show them buzzwords okay thanks todd you guys this episode today is sponsored by blue chew say it with us blue chew blue chew is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering chewable tablets that can help men get stronger and longer lasting erections bony bones blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in chewable form at a

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Todd about it. I feel like Todd blew, when he was eating me out, he blew into me. I feel like I could float away right now no because of my cluster headaches okay so the month before my cluster headaches i hurt myself on this row machine i was so excited that i saw this row machine at the fucking store and i wanted one i was like i was trying to price it out i was like how do i it's too big for my house how do i do it and then whitney literally texted me and was like rogan sent me this row machine i'm not gonna come use it come try it out and i was like i manifested this into my friends friends having rich friends gym wow so then i todd and i were going over and like randy would run out she's not even there so we would just like go and use her gym when she wasn't there she's in her other house she's renting the other whatever she could

own them all but um so i was just going so hard. I like hurt my shoulder doing it. And then so I couldn't exercise for like, I don't know, like two or three weeks before I started getting my cluster headaches. But I was like, can't wait. So I was already kind of like sedentary and just like not eating terribly, but like, you know, not active. So then I was like, all right, I'm shoulders getting better. But and then I my cluster headaches. And my cluster headaches are triggered by exercise. So you can't. So when I'm in the cluster headache cycle, I can't exercise at all. But once I'm out of the cycle, I can actually do this.

I mean, when it's taken from you, like when your toe was broken, weren't you imagining doing exercises? When my toe was broken, it was like I was so depressed. It was horrible. When I couldn't walk. I mean, it was like being on one foot. But, um. You need all toes.

You need them all. You might not think it, but you do. I mean, if one's removed, it's fine. But you can't have a sore one. Okay, why don't you take one off and see? I just don't want anyone with nine toes to get upset here. They don't have, no. They're stronger than me.

I've broken my baby toe. And what happened? I just splinted it and esther actually broke her big toe but we call it her baby toe wait so keep talking okay so because of my cholesterol headaches i can't exercise and then i kind of like get into this like you don't i'm not gonna like diet while I'm in chronic pain you're in emergency mode you need to treat yourself and it's not even just treating but it's like anything that's gonna make me feel good in between these things and there's certain things I can't eat because they trigger the attacks but so I couldn't have any like sugars or sweets or anything like that but even though if you do if you do research on cluster headaches it says that like a keto diet is good for it it

wasn't like my body was craving carbs like I bagel, like bread, like carbs, just straight carbs, nothing on the bagel, just like craving. And then my headaches would actually feel better. What? A dry bagel? Yeah, but that's what I'm telling you. It was like an animalistic like, you're a fucking dry bagel, bitch. You literally are a dry bagel.

Isn't it so disgusting? How dare you? Shit on my... I'm a dry bagel with hair. Okay? Get it right. Like, whose hair is this? Ew.

Just pretend you don't see it and eat it. So anyway, so I've been eating like so many carbs. And I know even though it makes me feel better, I just am so heavy. Like, I never am like a high carb eater ever in my life I've never been but I'm just like pasta and all the stuff so now I'm nearing the end of my my cluster cycle but now I'm like enjoying shoving carbs in my mouth it's like hard I keep doing the diet starts tomorrow you know no no no not even diet but just like regular eating and so last night um I did take an edible which I don't know what this audience knows about me but I'm weed I'm not supposed to smoke weed or eat weed weed is not supposed to be for me

but I just like to be bad so I've been like eating edibles to go to bed and it's just I just end up like ordering the most amount of food. Like we got pizza really late last night. Give us some details. We ordered pizza, desserts, like desserts. What kind? It was just, it was cheese pizza. And then we got, I got these cinnamon ball dots or something.

From where? Nuts from, there's this pizza place on 3rd that's open till like four in the morning which is horrible um it's in walking distance from someone's house that's not mine don't rape me and um again again i know guys another one would just be overkill at this point i think i've gotten my rapings my ration of raping but so um, okay, so I got these cinnamon knots. So they were just like bread balls with cinnamon on them. And you dip them in like an icing sauce. Oh, I got you grossed out or horny. I'm very emotionally turned on. Dude, when cinnamon things dipped in icing sauce is like, giving us the dipping option. Like I get to decide how much.

They even ask. I have to go to Dream Map. They give you two ounces. Listen, they give you two ounces of the cream sauce that you're experiencing between your legs. No, of the icing. And then you can order for more money, like larger amounts. Because people must be like, this isn't enough. But it was enough.

It wouldn't have been for me. It was rough. Do you like Cnabon yes i can't it's like a banned food for me because i get too freaky with it i my mom has like a really big addiction to cinnabon one time we were at the glendale gallery and the food court and um you know sometimes they put out well because she works out so much she probably her metabolism's probably yeah she yeah she's she doesn't metabolize anything cinnamon food testers keep going so you know how usually they put little samplers out there yeah with and um my mom this is what she did she's just an autopilot sometimes when it comes to food and when it comes to like free food that someone's order was just on the counter and it wasn't a sampler.

Oh, your mom. And she just passed by and swiped it and just started walking away, eating the Cinnabon. And the manager was like, excuse me, miss. And she just looked back like, just no bitch. Like, don't don't steal my joy. And it wasn't until we got in the car that i told her ma do you know why they stopped you i think that wasn't a sampler and then she was just laughing like we were hysterical it's a best case scenario it's a victimless crime really they have to make them again yeah who gives a

shit what are you gonna be out a lot of money making dough but it was a whole cinnabon she should have known that wasn't the sampler size dude she she did she might have known deep down but it's like her body was like this is what it's like when i have the cholesterol because i need the fucking bagel one time my i think i've told you this one time my dad and i were at old orchard mall and we went to the godiva shop and you know godiva chocolates they have the free samples and we were we were looking and they had chocolate covered strawberries and we were like these these are the samples today that's crazy and there's so many and they're so big and we just fucking went in and then the the employee came over and was like these

are not samples they're like these aren't real food these are these are shellacked for the you owe us 165 dollars we just got the fuck out of there oops i like how you're you're shoving godive in your mouth and she's literally diving in the ocean and capturing oh you guys i wanted your input on this um i think i might be joining a spearfishing competition will you guys go to arkansas with me i've never been yes can we have the can we eat the fish yeah so there's there's there's striper no longer vegan there's striper and carp i don't know if you're into those but they're delicious oh george doesn't say esther's vegan between the

hours of midnight and 7 a.m i think you say vegan between the legs there is nothing fishy there just straight i was gonna say she's she's pescatarian down there because it's a fish filet. Okay, so I have a memory of my parents. My dad and I do this too. We go to the mall and that's like our favorite pastime. We mall walk and then we just do mostly laps in the food court. And he has a guy at the cheesesteak place that hates him, knows him. And he's convinced that there's a conspiracy against him where he always gives him the small one,

which I'm like, just give my dad the big one and maybe he won't come back for a second one but we always like take pictures with all of our um toothpicks at the end like that's a sad thing maybe we won't have again oh no that's not coming back are you guys um complainers if you if you're not satisfied with your food do you tell the manager or the server or do you just let it be and i used to be but now i'm not as much but i want to get married still i want to be alone i my dad raised me to be vocal about like like assert your needs and sometimes though i go back on that and i just like take what i've been given and it doesn't feel good my stepdad is very much like you in that way where it's like

no if you you're paying for this if you if it's not up to what you thought then you should let someone know but i'm so anti that and i'm like look everyone's just doing their best if it's not good use it as a as reference and never come back to this restaurant but that's almost hurting the restaurant right so like as for me like what if you were the restaurant wouldn't you want to know so that you have the customer come back? I think it doesn't matter, like, if it's a real issue. I just have a feeling that you more often don't like what you get than when you do.

No. Well, I do reorder the same thing over and over again because I do have that issue. You're scared. You have the fear of. But I will tell you this. One time I was at Veggie Girl. Look at her little hands. It's so cute. I was at Veggie Girl with Carlos and

we got our food and there was a bug in my food and I freaked out and I'm like oh my god like I'm so nervous and like we gave it back they you know they gave us new food I think they refunded us and then when we left the restaurant I noticed that the bugs were coming from my hair and it was my problem

that's not an okay story we have to cut that story i can't allow the esther why were bugs in your hair i don't know did you just like brush up against like a tree before you i don't know there was just but then there was like three more of them that came out of my hair and this is when we found out esther had crabs top crabs there is a place on third street again i do not live there but um there's a place on third street again i do not live there but um there's a place on third street that is called fairy something and it's just a head lice store i don't understand it just is a head lice store what do they sell i have no clue i've never gone into i don't think it's it survives the pandemic it's called fairy something i'm going to say something controversial

lice having lice is so fun why i had crabs and i loved it shut right i had crabs in college i it was the funniest time it's when i decided to be a comedian why because it was i had joy in it rather than upset like telling people i had crabs was so funny and it was like i mean it was gross but it was like yeah and i flicked them on my friend was in town who was an actual prostitute on craigslist her and her boyfriend would like pee on each other for money and i and she came to my house and i was so pissed i had crabs and she didn't that i flicked them on her i was like come here bitch and i was like flicking my crabs in the philippines we call them well we call like ticks carapata but they're like the red ones that kind of you know the one before they get like gray and juicy have you seen dog ticks so the little ones are called carapata. Todd just took

one off Randy yesterday it was really hot he did a really good job he squeezed it yeah pulled very slight pressure and got the whole thing out it was still alive. A tick? Because wait wait wait how did he get a tick? Because dogs yeah if you if you walk your dog, go to the park or whatever. If you've ever like done anything to like exercise your dog. I've never seen a tick on my dog. You have to look. You have to like care about your dog. I look at her.

I'm always examining her little body. They're not always on the vagina. Well, we have ticks in LA. That's how you get Lyme disease. Please, Lord, do not give Esther Lyme disease. Please, Lord, I will not make it through I will not survive this if Esther gets Lyme disease

I will not be able to live another day the reason why having lice is really fun is because you have your whole family now doting on you and brushing your hair with a lice brush it's cute to see your little teddy bears in a bag yeah and then have you ever done this to like a really fat lice?

Go pop, pop their little body. Oh, it's the best. It's like getting a blackhead out that's been there for three months. Like a depow. Anything you didn't have in life, she had so hard. Oh, God. Lice. Tell me I have lice.

It's the greatest day. Let me celebrate. My mom says this to me. So randomly, she'll call me and be like, you know what? I really wish I had lice right now. Because the feeling, the itch, someone like going through your hair, popping those little. Combing it with a tiny little comb. That does sound nice. And it does give me memories of like when at school you got checked for lice and they put their plastic gloves on. And they're like touching your head and I'm just like.

They're just spreading. You feel special. yep can we do like a cosplay where like one day we all put those gloves on and play with each other's hair and we actually find lice on you my brother used to get fleas in his head because our our childhood dog would like sleep on top of his head and gave him head fleas but we were swimmers. I feel like the chlorine should have killed those. Let me tell you, I was a swimmer and I had a whole lot of life. We were dirty kids.

Honestly, like, you know, like the trash family in the neighborhood. We know that was you. But I didn't realize until I was older because the school I went to, this school, I went to Green Street Friends School. It was a Quaker school and it was in Germantown. And Germantown's like a pretty cool area of Philadelphia. And there was this one like really dirty white family that lived. It was, they were like kind of on our campus.

It was just like a really weird, like their house was like, it was like our playground and then their house was right there. And it was like, there was a trash pile in the back. Like they had just like dirty old things everywhere. And the kids would just emerge sometimes we're so scared of them they were like hills of eyes kids like ah we would just run away from them they were so scary um but i realized in my neighborhood we were the trash family like we didn't really have like trash on our lawn but like we that's so fun though we were the we

were the family to be just the the worst types of people and not know it i love it now like i look back and i and i do like as much as i like have gone through my issues with my parents stuff i'm like i really was raised very free i would not be this type of psycho that seems to work sometimes you know may i say having a house near a high school is really fun oh i'm so jealous of that. I would pass. I was in elementary school. That's a little risky. Yeah, that's not fun. A high school because I used to live right by Marshall High School in Pasadena. And when I would get off my bus, my 401 on Allen, I would walk past the baseball team when they were either scrimmaging or having practice.

And it was how I landed like a hot boy. How old were you? You were like 10. Like five minutes before I'd get off the bus, I'd have my little compact and I'd make sure my hair was on point. And I'd make sure that, you know, my, and it was just a strut every day. A strut. Yes, the strut.

Okay, tell me this. When you had a crush on a boy how did you handle it in middle school or in high school because high school and middle school are the same thing for you because you're short you tell me because i don't really have it i don't feel like i have a good answer oh i had moves i would find i would know their um schedule like i would have seen you know i would stalk the halls to know where they're gonna be i would make sure i walk by and i would just tell everyone they knew that i had a crush on them because i was it was just this like i just knew you told them you would have a crush on them i told people around and then i would just be available now were you also a student

at the school at the time i was the janitor guys covid been hard. I had to get a new job. The hot janitor has a crush on me. The strut involves making sure that your pager is on the right side so they see your green Motorola pager so they know you're reachable. Yes. You know? Yeah. Yeah. No, for real.

Like you were very like, it just giving that vibe that it's like, you can come get it. And it always worked. Yeah. I think I, by the time that was senior year for me i had a little bit more confidence then and so i dated middle school this was seventh grade i dated sergio sergio was a baseball player he was also a really hot name he eventually crawled through my window one time and boxed my face because i didn't call him back what boxed your face punched it boxed it he punched like a boxer he punched my head yeah did he really yeah because his school

was right next to my house so that's in your face i thought that was like he thought you were ugly so he put a box over your head and i've had that yeah so that's the downside of it is that like- People love doing doggy with Esther. I don't know why. When guys spin you, Esther, do they go, oh, no. So it turns out Bobby says he's a spinner. Oh my God, he is a spinner. Yeah, he's compact enough to be a spinner. That's why you never have to be threatened by Esther. Two spinners never work.

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best slammers yes but i really only there was only like really one year that i was into were pogs only around for one year yeah they came and went pretty quick yeah they did but the the perfect slammer was not too heavy and not too light people thought that the heavier their slammer was the more they could flip and it wasn't that it really involved technique we should have a pog contest let Can we- Let's have a pog contest. What do you even, like now that I'm thinking, like what did we do? We flipped them.

We flipped them. But you have to hit it at an angle and at the right weight for it to flip the whole, cause you never just wanted one or two pogs. You wanted the whole deck to flip. And that's when you're a champion. I'm very good at pogs. I would love to-

You know what, it was all her experience popping lice. I got a really good pog. Great, fine motor skills. Should we call my mom you know what it was all her experience popping lice great motor fine motor skills should we call my mom and see if she knows where my pogs are yes please oh my god I hope she threw them out I want to see this mom where are my pogs your what

my pogs do you still have my pogs what the hell are pogs mom explain to your mom what pogs are you remember my pogs? Do you still have my pogs? What the hell are pogs? Mom. Explain to her what mom-a-pogs are because they're not easy to explain. Mom, you remember my pogs? They were those little circles, kind of like cardboard with pictures on them, and they came in little cases, and they had slammers.

They were toys I had. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so where are they? Oh, I don't know. I got them right there. I don't know if we even still have them. I don't know. I got them right here. I don't know if we even still have them. I don't know. I got them here.

Where? Here. If your dad pulls his middle finger out of his pocket, he's a champion. I don't know what he has. I got it right here. But seriously, Mom, is there any chance the Pogs are in the crawl space? Oh, I don't have a clue. Fuck you.

I'm in the crawl space. We'll show you something. Yeah, get in there. I'll shut the door real quick behind you. All right, well, thanks. Okay, sorry. Bye, miss you. Bye.

Maybe we should. Your dad is my hero. We have the exact same attack on you maybe that's why i like you you're like my daddy that is so funny my dad someone would say that exact same thing they're very similar old dads once my dad um my mom used to make stained glass and she made this beautiful stained glass for my dad's uh my dad was the treasurer of the university of pennsylvania no big deal so why the fuck were you guys raised like trash it's who you are inside it makes no sense well my dad my dad was just really smart and like mensa and ended up like working his way but he my mom was was brought

up in like a really nice like upper middle class place in upstate New York and my dad popped out of a tuna can like I like I swear to god I'm halfway trash half tuna and he but he's just so smart he's like undeniably smart he just got he just rose his way up but anyway so he when he retired he was having all these like emotions about it and stuff so he had to take this he had this beautiful like window and he had the stained glass in the window at his office so he took it home and um you know i'm sure in his head this was like a representation of his like you know aging and life process and everything so it's sitting there and me and my brother just get in a fight like i'm like fuck you max i like throw a brush at him and he ducks and it just

cracks one of the panels. Now, it's not hard to fix. But when this is like, you're like, I just retired. I'm old. Like, it's a very big deal. So my dad is just like livid. Max and I were crying. We're probably 19.

We're weeping. We're like, maybe we're 16 or something because he retired early. But we were like, we were crying like small children. We were so scared. Our dad was so mad at us. And he was like, I would tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably survive. And then I have to take care of you for the rest of your fucking lives. It was just so funny.

Like, I'll be spoon feeding you. Like, he was just so, he's so like, even in his like fit of rage and like his whole life in front of his eyes, still has such good jokes he's just good isn't it crazy how like we would see the like the fear that would overcome my body because i truly believe like my parents or my mom wanted to kill me yeah like that's that's a real thing right like i know that feeling or right like my sister's about to whoop my ass uh-huh oh it's gotta run it's like imminent imminent danger you're like oh this is how and then your life flashes before your eyes i'm like i want to live more well mine was like sicker because mine was just like i want them to love me like it wasn't like i think they're gonna kill me me. It was like, are they not going to like me? That's so sad.

Do you not like me as a person? It's way sadder. Yeah, I'm so on their dick. But should we banana break? Yeah, we should. And I do want to finish because I do have to tell you guys more of eating story because some funny shit

went down the other day. We should make our own line of pogs. Yes. As collectibles. By the way, if your mom knew what pogs were, that would be so upsetting. She did after a quick explanation. But yeah, I was sad that she didn't know right away. What would you do if she had thrown them out?

I think there's a chance she doesn't have them. I feel like I'm the only banana connoisseur here. You are. No, give me banana. Oh, by the way, I vomited up some of the grossest foods ever after that fucking last episode.

I have a video of me throwing up if you want to add it in. I felt energized. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, George, can you play a video on the screen?

Yes. It is my favorite video and it is exactly the thing that Kalilah just described. Is it Chris Medina singing? No. I don't know who that is. Kalilah and it is exactly the thing that Kalilah just described. Is it Chris Medina singing? No. I don't know who that is.

Kalilah and I had a sidebar that we have to fill you in on. Hold on. Started from the very beginning. Please know that this is the imminent fear that you talked about. Mm-mm. Oh! Fuck! Fuck! the scream when you know it's coming i was the bigger like my brother once threw uh batteries at me i've never remember him running for their lives. The only room that had a lock was this one bathroom in our house.

And my brothers would jet to it and lock themselves in because I would fuck them up. And I did not care about their balls. My brother didn't go to school one day because I kicked him in the balls. You guys never. Wait, did we talk about this last time? You guys were never. You never did burn books, right? No.

Oh, I never did them., right? No, have you? Oh, I never did them. I had them done to me. I found a burn book and flipped through it and was like, oh. This is how sad and desperate I was when I first moved to the U.S. I really wanted to see if people even knew who I am or who I was in school. And I started a burn book to see even, I would have been happy if they had put me

under any of the, even the bad categories of like, you know what I mean? Ugliest nose or like- Wait, well, can you just explain what a burn book is to you? Because- Well, burn book for me is, it's not like the typical mean girls one.

In mean girls, they just talk, you know, you write your feelings about somebody in school. A burn book for me would be, for instance, shortest legs or worst kisser or biggest slut. And they would have categories and you would write a name on there. And then if you agreed with one, you would just put the points. You would just add points to each name. And where would you find the book?

It would be passed around school like each person biggest slut is actually like low-key such a big compliment in retrospect if you think about it because that probably meant they just thought you were hot well i wanted to have it could have been any category i just wanted to see my name and i didn't so zero and i started it you should put your name in it well no i wanted to see if others were thinking about me, if I was even on anyone's radar. But I wonder if you had like planted something about yourself in it, if people would have piled on. Probably.

Why do you think you weren't in it? Because I was new to America and I was just really like a studious athlete. This is before the sucking days. That's why I'm like, oh, she works out stupid, bitch. And then after that burn book i was like no one knows who i am i better show them who i am and i start sucking a whole lot of dick sucked her way right into that burn then by senior year i was on every page of every burn wasn't the only thing burning her pee was at home i um wait that's sorry wait that's a weird position to be in where

you're the hot, new... I wasn't hot. You weren't hot. No, no, no. I had really, really short hair, a whole lot of gums and retainers over those gums. How did you get rid of all... Because I used to not have a... I got my gums cut out at 15 because I had braces too young when I was 10.

And so my gums got really, really swollen. And so when I came to America, the dentist was like, oh, like we got to cut some of your gums out. And so they did. I don't know what they did, but eventually I had teeth again. Ever since I had Invisalign, when I smile, I have too much gum now.

And I'm like. When did you get Invisalign? Like three years ago. Maybe they're just swollen. Maybe they're just swollen. They're not even swollen. Let me see you. Well, maybe you like your teeth and you smile more. like three years ago maybe they're just maybe that's swollen maybe they're just swollen they're not even let me see you well maybe you like your teeth and you smile more because that's what happens when you when your teeth get pushed back together because i had gaps right no so my teeth

used to be much more forward so like the gums were back and the teeth were forward and now can we get a before picture of your teeth no no no can i show you guys uh um i'd like to show you guys a picture of of um my gums i would like to see you in high school wouldn't it be funny if she just showed us a picture of her vagina my gums she's like check out my gums that's like a funny prank well i used to always say do you want to see a picture of my dog to people and then i would show them just a picture of her vagina that was my move whose vagina my dogs oh god like don't see a picture of her vagina. That was my move. Whose vagina? My dog's. Oh, God.

I'm like, don't you see a picture of my dog? Have you guys, do you guys know like you can have, have you ever seen those teeth in places where they don't belong? No. In other parts of the body? Vaginal teeth? Like, yeah, they're called like teratomas. Yeah.

They're just made out of like random. I'm very territorial about my teratoma. It's almost like a mini version of yourself stuck in another part of your body it can be made of teeth hair is that what it is yeah it can look like a little baby human that's like a little hemorrhoid esters where do you see those sometimes not everyone has them they're tumors in random parts of your body wait before we move on i'd like to if your nipples are sensitive it means there's teeth in them carry on without me guys you guys okay so my burn book story no school no george those are

teratomas oh esther you have to eat that next episode oh look at the toes guys that's why i blur my feet that's not real i have teeth toes why is that happening i i'm not good i'm not good maybe esther not good once an episode is a demand i have it's a demand i'm not good that's really worse than you could think it's getting worse i'm not good we're really getting worse i'm not good i'd be weird you have to brush your toe teeth it's like going all right shut the fuck up now you gotta floss in between your toe teeth she's shut her up she's bad nobody can many have tried nobody can i would have you think sticking a dick in my mouth shuts me up oh boy or do you have something to learn boy is her mouth tired boy honestly that's why my voice is so deep because i've never stopped talking i would give anything to have teeth in my pussy anything

so um i could um keep him in there until his dick gets soft she's a guy she's anxious attached she's very scared of abandonment she needs to grip her teeth into your dick oh god i okay so the burn book i get the burn book okay i'm like you know the hundredth person to get it so it's all filled in and stuff I don't write anything in it because even though I'm like I am like a born bully I kicked my twin brother out of the womb legit kicked him out I came up feet first he just had first first um born bully I just that Quakerism got in me I just like could not bring myself to write things like it's too mean and so i but i was assuming like my friends probably didn't i get to my name and just slut in my best friend's handwriting oh i was so mad wait is this the best friend no no it was my

friend it's not the one that stole my mole my friend mickey from middle school because we there's been an ongoing conspiracy regarding um a mole and yeah and so tell us the backstory annie so here's the we're just oh my god that's the picture i think you could have cropped it you didn't need to that's a pretty hot picture when is that picture from before my period obviously it was probably the day before I popped blood. Look at those. Chi-chis. Wow, you guys. I am really impressed with myself in this. That's a great picture.

Who wouldn't want to steal a mole from this girl? Okay. So, backstory. So, I have this. I had this friend. A friend of me in high school who I've mentioned. Her name's on this podcast is Becky. And she.

We had some falling outs. I mean, and this is like, she told the cops I was lying that my teacher, like these are bad. These are like some serious, serious issues we had. They weren't just regular high school issues.

Wait, is this the same girl who stole your boyfriend, right? Yeah, she stole my boyfriend's. And she also told the cops I was lying when I took my teacher to court. Wow. Yeah court and yeah she told she literally i went into the and they said oh you're she said that you are a pathological liar that's crazy isn't that just so fucked up but anyway i then did landmark and decided to be friends with her again when i was 19. I was like, wow, it must have been my fault she's a cunt. So then I befriended her again. And then we had another falling out where she was, I went to the

restaurant she worked at with my mom. And she was like serving us and she got mad at me for talking to the table next to us. Where it's like, they were talking to us. It was like not even like a bed. She came over, she's like, Annie, this is fine dining, which by the way, it wasn't. She's like this and pushed me, physically pushed me. And I was just like, OK. Well, you're not allowed to chit chat when it's a fine dining place. We were like in a booth. I'm like, why would a fine dining place have a booth?

But whatever. It doesn't matter. It's like I'm sure it was annoying. I'm sure I was annoying. That's part of the story. I take the other side. It's just like, why would you push me, bitch? But I also was looking at her like, aren't you?

Don't you still feel bad that you said I was a liar to the cops? But you're pushing. Now you're physically pushing me. But anyway, so then I stopped being friends with her. But she's very hard to stalk. I love doing a nice stalking on the internet. And she's not. This we have in common.

She's not around. Who doesn't? She's not available. So I've searched for her. I've searched for i've searched for her search for her she finally she's doing very well for herself which as i'm how so she um she got married to this chef and she owns a restaurant her parents were kind of in the restaurant industry so it's like her thing and she has a really nice restaurant um i before when we became friends again in the landmark era we went to the same hairdresser okay and when i went to the when i went to my hairdresser i said i think it was her hairdresser first i will give her that but when i saw my hairdresser she said

that that becky had asked to look like me no yes no she became a blonde she had brown hair no she became a blonde and she got the side bangs i had at that time she had asked to look like me okay so this is important information to know for what i'm about to accuse her of we were best 14 to whatever the rest was like we were around each other a lot that is by the way i'm already getting visions like this is something i would do like have a best friend and then try to become them yeah you single white female yeah i've had a few of those esther's never never had the you're not someone i become but you're someone more like i just obsess with i'm not like i don't want to be you no you want to be in me um we know we know Esther, what you want.

You want to get up there. She wants to get into that uterine lining. Ew. Ooh, see if there's any teeth. Get in those teeth, pussy teeth. So, okay. So, could never really find her. Finally found her on the stuff.

So, when I Google her, I have to Google her name. I found her husband's last name. So, I had google her um because she there was like a photographer that had her name i mean i i dug it was hard okay i found her and was google imaging her and there's like three pictures right all of a sudden she has a mole but it's black okay it's not mole colored it's a black mole wait that's what she looks like yeah zoom do you see the mole it's black and it's flat like it's not actually there she kind of looks like you i know look she does look like a brunette version of you but do you see how it looks being tattooed on or drawn on? I think she stole my mole.

I think, and I'm going to go as far as to say, I think she's not online because she did me fucking dirty. And I know that's narcissistic. But I think, like, what shady shit are you hiding that you're not online at all? Wait, I have a question, Annie. Yeah. So you're saying, this is what you're saying,

she never had a mole in her cheek. I don't remember. Listen, I think I would remember if my best friend and I had the same mole. This is a very distinct mole I've had my entire life in my cheek. You're right, because Bobby and I have the same broken finger and middle fingernail, and that's something that we bonded over. So, yes, it's something that you cannot miss in somebody. But I will say that sun exposure, right,

could be that sun exposure caused this current mole that she has on her face. It looks black, like the same color as her eyebrow pencil. Like it looks colored into me. Or what if she had a pimple

and then she just turned it into a mole? There's other pictures. No, come on. I used to do that in high school. I know I'm narcissistic. She obviously copied. There's no,

there's just not a coincidence here That that is not her copy But isn't it crazy that I've not seen this girl A single white female But I know she thinks about I know I know I'm behind some of this She Bridget Fonda'd you Oh my god I'm just imagining putting a fucking

Heel spike in her eye Are you still mad at her I go back and forth. I'm just imagining putting a fucking heel spike in her eye. Are you still mad at her? I go back and forth because I'm like, how can I be mad at a 16-year-old still as a grown-up? I could do that. But I get very like, I'm happy for her. She definitely is living her best life.

This is her version probably of doing comedy is that she owns this restaurant. She's very like- This is her version yeah well you know she's very like she was one of those girls that would like drop a pencil and like pick it up with her like latinese straight and like was always like kind of like like she was just put on and try to get attention and very like she wanted the boys to want her and she wanted the boys to want well they did yeah want

her more than me which was very difficult it was very upsetting do we forgive in in bloodbath do we forgive or do we hold grudges against our high school myself like i do think when you're angry and you're mad at people still it does sometimes help you motivate you but for me what i don't know sorry keep going what do you what do you think esther do we forgive or do we hold a grudge against our high school bullies i i don't know like i can't remember anyone that ever said anything mean to me i can't figure it out i don't know who i hold a grudge against but i want to i want to hold a grudge you honestly liking being abused has probably kept you from having a lot of enemies yeah you don't take things

personally because you like you know that it's like a yeah i don't i'm trying to think of a grudge because i know they've been there you know my high school ex is a whole thing yeah i'm looking at your face and you a little bit have my same mole i'm like does everyone have this mole and i've just never noticed do i have one in that cheek no you do have one don't you i have a lot of moles let's's have Annie mole day and we'll all come in with one. But I'm like, like I know,

but okay. You guys in the comment section, please let us know what you think about this mole conspiracy. If you think someone stole Annie's mole. If a mole has been stolen,

we should maybe dine in at her restaurant and confront her. And do you also vote for hold grudges or give forgiveness? I need to be told which one to choose i'm a forgiver i gotta forget i just can't like it's because when i do get like

triggered i'll i'll have this visceral reaction to this girl and i'm like how 21 years later am i still a whole human can drink alcohol in the time that i like one of my whole boyfriends was created in this time but it's such an impressionable time where things really feel um you feel a lot like tiny small things really make you feel a lot at that age like for instance like i recently forgave the guy not recently i've forgiven him for a long time who told the whole school that like i you know that i was a face queen right and um maybe we should give him a call next week but he basically was the reason why i was called a slut throughout high school and um i just um we should call him next let's call can we call the guy my friend that i gave a blowjob to in high school that was like the

worst blowjob i've ever given we will love to rate this blowjob we should call our exes to rate our blowjobs it's not a new segment esther's like i've but i've never i i will we can call my exes though i would love to yeah i i will say i love a good grudge isn't a there's nothing more motivating than a good grudge i'm like craving a grudge as long. Are you jealous that I have a black haired version of me? Yeah. I'm going to grudge with. I'm going to go mate with her. I wish you could find her.

It's like she's private on fucking Instagram. I'm going to inseminate her. I dug though. I dug and I found it. You know what really triggered me though? And this is like it was like it was a newspaper article about how people are doing in, people in the city are doing in COVID, or maybe their COVID style or something. And up pops a picture of her like eight months pregnant.

And I'm like, so jealous. Is that something that gets you? It never used to, but it's like, it kind of pisses me off. I'm like, okay, you literally like told the cop, you threw me under the bus. You told the cops I was a liar. Like that's such a crazy thing to do to someone. I had to come into the school the next day. And the only way you got kicked out of my high school was if you threw a punch at someone.

So I like had my fist. I walked into her Spanish class and I like started pounding the table in front of her. She hated the word cunt. And I was like, you're a fucking cunt. Like I was just like, I was like, she was, I have nothing to say to you. And I was like, you fuck. I'm a liar, bitch. Like I just couldn't believe.

I was like, what? Are you crazy? And the teachers had to like pull me back. And then I got yelled. I remember being like, how the fuck are you yelling at me when this bitch. First of all, you let a teacher jizz on me, you fucking scumbags. And then you fucking all are somehow not on my side coming out with this. And then now you're like acting like this is a victim of me.

This fucking bitch just told the cops I'm a pathological liar. I will say, I wonder because we- I'm still very pissed. We do keep referencing- This is a grudge. This is a forever grudge, I think. We do keep referencing this is a grudge this is a forever grudge i think we do keep referencing the big story and i do think maybe if you're comfortable soon oh my gosh should we have a countdown to my molested story i do think that like because you keep referencing it

and i know if i was listening i'd want to know it i'd be bottomless like so i do think maybe if you maybe i can tell i can tell the whole story you'll tell the whole story but i go through waves of being like not now please please don't tell us now for the love of god shut up shut your fucking i'm gonna bring visual aids i'm gonna bring some elmer's glue oh we have a lot look behind you it's a glue wall oh my god i'm gonna squirt i'm going and then he went like this esther can i use your knee pit will you lend me a knee pit we can do an interpretive dance of it wait you know i did that i've had a boy um fuck my knee pit oh nobody's really surprised it doesn't feel good i'm like by the way we're gonna be on wiki feed just from your feet no we're not because the camera's not pointing that way i'll i don't care my feet are nobody wants these they do esther you guys thank you for

listening to this chaotic wild hang this is a hang this is a this is a hang um you guys any announcements from anyone i just feel i i feel very feel very grateful for you guys. I would like to see some photos of you guys stealing my mole. Tag us. Bloodbath Girls will repost you. And if you guys at one point in your life had really, really big gums, please send your picture to me. That would make me feel so much better.

No, me after. Okay, true. Yeah, I have amazingly white perfect mouth now but um i did have bumpy gum so send me your bumping on pictures they they pounded it out i have a clothing line sleepoverbyaster.com there's some of these still left maybe sleepoverbyaster.com check it out and i'm coming to arizona april 29th at eight o'clock at Stand Up Live. You can get tickets on their website. She's there to watch the show. I will be there in the audience.

I'll see you guys in Phoenix. She'll be your waitress. We'll see you guys next week. Bye, guys. Thank you.