Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Realizing You’re Not Ugly w/ Sherry Cola

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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I have to say shower culture. Yeah, the shower etiquette. It's shocking. Do you clean between your toes? When you're taking a bath, you really just don't have to do these kinds of things. Wait, hold on. So you're telling me bath is it? You don't do it. I thought bath was just for enjoyment.

It's for the actual utility. People have a hard time. I'm not judging. I'm simply curious. I respect the judging. I don't. I'm listening and I'm understanding. Okay? So it's a dip. It's a soak, it's a soak.

It's a soak. It's a deep soak. It's a marinade. It is a marination. Yes. Wow. I think if you were running the numbers, I think that there's an argument to be made

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So, I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. You guys, you know her from Good Trouble, Joyride, Nobody Wants This, she's hilarious, she's our dear, dear friend, welcome Sherry Cola.

Dear friend, okay? Dear friend, this is a friend's giving. And you've always been my hair goals. Oh! Thank you for sending me things. Oh yeah, of course. You did send me things. Yes, I want you at the ocean club. I really want you to take care of it. I'm very proud of you.

Thank you Sherry. Very very proud of you. Water has always scared me, so that's why I'm like, I'm living vicariously through you. Well you guys can talk then. Can you swim because I can't swim. I can get from A to B. Do I have form? Oh wait, you don't need form to survive. You just need to float.

That's deep. Right? That was like fortune cookie. I used to always say this when I was like deep into like my poetry and Esther hates this era of me. It's really hard. Wait, you say, is this a past tense era or a present tense era?

It was a past tense. I don't do poetry. She threatens to bring it back though and it's really scary. There was a time where I literally thought I was going to be like Rumi or something like I thought that I was going to be a poet. Rupi! Oh, Rupi. No, Rumi is also an author, right? Oh.

Who's Rupi? Rupi. I appear worldly. Rupi is also an Instagram poet, right? No, she's also a book, physical paper poet. Yeah. Okay, so there was an era that was quite embarrassing and it was, I think it was from 15 to 23, where I literally believe, Sherry,

that I was going to be a poet. And I remember like sharing this with Bobby later and he was like, what is wrong with you? A poet? He's like, that's not possible. But anyways, I would, one of my favorite lines in one of my poems was, "'Dead or alive, we float.'"

And I know Esther, that's not going to, it's a little too emo and it's making you more embarrassed to be my friend. It's just so deep and it makes me uncomfortable. How about, "'Dead or alive, we root your float.'" That I like. So see, I've always thought a poet is just a comedian that's even sadder than regular comedians

because you're one step away from a root beer float joke. Do you think that being a comedian is- We're so close to a root beer float joke all the time. You just needed Sherry. Do you think that being a comedian is sad? Of course. Really? Are you more sad? Tell me more. 1000%. I think that being a comedian is sad. Of course. Really, are you?

Tell me more. 1000%. Because it's so obvious from someone who didn't get the right love, especially now that I have a baby, I'm like, oh my God, it's so obvious. You're messed up if you're a comedian. So now that you're a mother,

what if your baby wants to go into stand-up comedy? I haven't crossed that bridge yet because she's only eight months. Listen, there's a gap in the market. I feel that that won't happen and if it does, I'm going to look up to her father for the answer because he was raised right and properly and he's healthy and doesn't need attention like I do. So whatever he says will go. Like I'm ready to be a handmaid. Like I will follow, I'm of David,

I'll follow what he says. He will steer our family in the right direction. I respect that first and foremost. I, yeah, no, we're definitely sad. We're, I literally had, how many times did you cry this weekend? Oh my God. I'm not kidding.

I was having an absolute breakdown consistently this weekend. Oh my God. Why are we so, just everything is a tantrum. Everything is, you know what I mean? I have so much to say about the parade road blockage. You know what I mean? It really triggered me. I'm also going through nicotine withdrawals.

Oh, rough. How long? Like two days and I bummed off of my makeup artists this morning. I'm not well. I'm not well. This somehow makes me feel so much better. Thank you for being a mess. No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't say it's a bad year. Just like daily there are challenges. Right. Amen. Once again, this is church. Nicotine. No, I wanted you to sit in the silence, baby.

I couldn't do it. I can't be paralyzed and silent. It's impossible. It's hard. What is your nicotine? Someone will call the cops. Is it like, are you analog cigarettes? Cigarettes.

That's Klyla's joke. For years and years and years and years and years. Never into vape. And then now into the vape. But the vape is tough because it punctuates my every move. It is on the nightstand. It is, you know what I'm saying? Oh, there's no like- There's liberty to the vape that is harmful

because you can do it in In an elevator, you know what I'm saying? So that's how I was when I was on the weed vape. It was like, oh this is and the possibility Where is the line? Yeah, wait, I should get you a gift No, no, no, yeah, have you heard a blip? It really really works. It's like an anti vaping thing I don't I I like the smoke aspect. I'm not even a public smoker, but here I am off for like, you know, 36 hours, and I can talk about it because I'm... You have levity.

Yeah, I have overcome. But no, no, no. My point is we're unwell. We're unwell. Great. Great news to me. Music to my ears. You are stunning. Thank you. So are you. Let's talk about that. Like, cause you know, we have,

we have history of rubber chicken knock knock jokes, right? Like since birth. When did you realize you were hot? Like literally like a few weeks ago. No, it's when I DM'd you, right? You're hot. Isn't she? She's like identified as like this like little ugly monster

her whole life. I know. We are beautiful. It's not until I start to get older where I'm like, wait a second, I see what's going on. Like I've been so insecure, solo self-esteem, solo self-worth, like all my twenties. But then you're like, wait,

actually the call's coming from inside the house, like I've been pretty the whole time. It's weird. No, it's the Discovery Channel. But you know why it is? It's because, like I'm sure you as well, like when I grew up, Pam Anderson was the only woman who was pretty, like there was no,

I didn't feel like I saw like a short pale skin brunette. And I know for you guys too, like especially like other races, like that's how I just, like, especially being Jewish. It's like everyone says like, oh, Jewish people are ugly. Like that was a thing that was imprinted in me. So it's, it makes sense why this is a late discovery for all of us, except for you. No offense

Well, I mean actually yeah, we'll get to that in a second Wait a second. No, but truly all of my friends were just dime pieces like in high school So I had to lean into the personality wait Were you know those that really like to surround yourself with only pretty people? No Accidentally happened. Oh wow wow. To my disadvantage, because then I wasn't the hottest one ever. So then I had to be the one who said the darnedest things. You know what I mean?

Ugly girls say the darnedest things. You know, a new show. What is that creature making sounds in the corner? Is that a bop it? Wait a second. No, no, no, no, you guys. But now we know. No, now we know. You don't need to convince us in 2024. We know that. But remember in high school, Sherry, they used to always like, the boys would always use the word conceited.

Oh my God. I haven't heard that. Vintage. When a girl even felt herself a little bit, when we were like, when we were having a nice like hair day or felt pretty, they would always be like, she's so conceited. Wait, what is that Gen Z version of conceited? Because I can't believe I haven't heard that word in so long. Right? That is like, that was how they weaponized that against us.

Totally, and we weren't allowed to feel ourselves. It was like, wait a second, is she conceited? You like yourself, she's conceited. Yeah, it was like, if you had it all going down, it's like calling you a witch. They would like catch you like, oh, but she's conceited. So she's bad. That was so horrible.

It was terrible. It was terrible. There's a therapist I found on TikTok and she's fucking brilliant. I can't believe I just stumbled. I think her name was like Dr. Lee or something like that. She says the problem with like, my ex, it's my ex. I can't believe I just stumbled. I think her name is like Dr. Lee or something like that. She says the problem with like,

my ex, it's my ex. Bobby's a therapist. Yeah, it's him. No, but she was basically breaking down the problem with like millennials and why our relationships tend to crumble like a couple of years in. And it's because we grew up around this idea, especially for women where women, it's like we were told to not be too much and men were told to not,

not be enough. So it's like fear of inadequacy for men and fear of being too much with women. And it's sort of like down the road that never fucking works. Like you gotta, you gotta meet in the middle. Yeah. It's, she does, she's much more eloquent in the way she explains it, but I'm like, oh my God, and it's the too much thing,

the conceited thing. We cannot, how dare we ever love ourselves. Take us face. You know what I'm saying? I think we are learning now in this day and age to own it a little more though, do you agree? Especially with Gen Z and internet stuff. I think it's about the brat of it all,

like just the serving cunt of it all. I've been studying my flashcards. I think you're right, but I do think for some of us, it is really hard to unlearn certain things. And also, is human nature just like always gonna repeat itself in some way and like there's actually no way to ever fix it? I don't know, is that crazy to say?

I love little baby Esther Nihilus. No, no, no, no, that's good too. That's good too. And now as a mother, like I'm learning to have conversations with my own mother. That was weird. That was almost like an announcement that I'm a mother, but I'm not.

It was like confusing for everyone. Yeah, I was like, Sherry, since when? I am Esther's mother and you are my daughter. On my honor. But how did you grow up? No, no, but how did I grow up? How? How did you get to this? Esther's just like, I wasn't raised well, but Dave was.

I was raised questionably as well. Same. Same. Same, same, same. Parents not together. What I was saying though, just to close the loop on the original thought of like conversations that we didn't have with our parents. I think we are single handedly changing the narrative this generation. You know what I'm saying? Like things, don't you agree?

Like things that you, you and your baby versus how we were with our parents. Like communication, no? Once again, eight month old. Yeah, there's no way for me to know. I think that yes, you wanna like break whatever generational trauma that you came from or that you had,

but also, I also believe whatever you do to fix what your situation was, something else will come from it. There's really no- New traumas, new traumas. Are you saying we may not know what new traumas we're forming? Yeah, because it's like, look at,

okay, just let's look at some facts, right? Like in the 70s, they put asbestos in everything. And then the 90s are like, that's gonna kill you. And then now it's like, then they're like, we'll replace it with plastic. And I'm like, now that's killing you. Like, whatever you replace anything with, we just, no one knows.

That's deep. And everything is bad. It's trial and error. Yeah. Forever. Yeah, so there's really no full proof solve and I think like even just now, I mean, I don't know, there's a lot of people, I don't know, I'm getting a little confused myself,

but I think that yes, we're seeing online, like a lot of the young women are like saying this and that, but I don't know, where's the proof that everything's fixed? Right. Shit, we're really breaking through. My birth father is behind this door. Do you know your birth father? I do, you know what I was actually,

no, no, no, my birth father, I have only one father. Okay. I was like, Sherry, I didn't know you were adopted. But I was like laughing at like, no, no, no, my birth father. I have only one father. Okay. I was like, sure, I didn't know you were adopted. But I was like laughing at like, what if I just started introducing my dad as like my birth father? Just for press. Yeah.

No, no, no, I grew up. Yeah, it wasn't perfect for sure. It definitely wasn't perfect, but for the most part, I don't know. Are you able to talk to your parents about like, things you feel like they got wrong? Sometimes it's in one ear out the other.

I am learning to be more empathetic of like their experience because you know, even just like being queer, you know, that wasn't an overnight conversation with them either. What was that conversation like? I mean, if we're really gonna fucking go for it, I was also not born here, so I'm also an immigrant, and my parents being immigrants, my dad though, from the jump, in 1994,

when we landed on the flesh of San Gabriel Valley, he wanted to embrace America. Like listening to pop culture, just really consuming all of it. That's pretty common too for like immigrants to kind of just like throw away. Sure, sure. Because they wanna acclimate as fast as they can, right?

Totally, like learn the language, et cetera. My mom on the other hand very much the classic Asian immigrant mother, let's just survive, put food on the table, yada yada. So they're very different. But I definitely have pieces of both of them. Like I have that dreamer mentality like my dad. But I also have like the the work ethic mentality like my mom

and maybe the practicality even. But my point is like. I like sexuality was not like like dating wasn't even talked about at the dining table, let alone sexuality, you know? So, as I, I mean there's so much to this, I'm trying to say the, you know, the super cutie, quickie, microwave version. Dumb. But when I, okay, I discovered that I liked women when I was like 20, like for real, for real. Maybe even 19, like for real, for real.

But then looking back, I'm like, oh yeah, those overnight slumber parties for sure. Like that was not just bestie-ism, that was like, you know, breast-ie-ism, if you will. If you will. And then, March. Yes, there's an icon in that department. You said you made your first sex tape at a slumber party, right?

I had a baby. We have to stop bringing these things up. We have to get them lost and confused. Wait, with other women? Yeah. We'll be in touch. For the sequel. Have we optioned the rights of the IP? Okay.

But my point is when I really started embracing being queer and all that stuff, like my friends knew I wasn't necessarily a public figure. It was just like it was what it was. And then I booked Good Trouble where I was playing a queer character. And that was when I was like, okay, let me tell my mom. You know what I'm saying? Like that this is a part of my identity to kind of spread my wings in real life. And I mean, of course she was just like shocked, which was also shocking.

But clearly she wasn't growing up watching The L Word. You know what I mean? Like. Jenny Schecter forever. Is Jenny your girl? Yeah. Oh my God. I know everyone's ashamed. But Jenny. I was, wait, like, girly, feminine brunette. Like, who, who did she date?

I can't remember. We were only defined by who we dated. The other one was Shane's girlfriend who played by Sarah Shahi. She was beautiful. She is beautiful. I was a Jennifer Beals girly. Oh, okay. That's Beth, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Beth was a blonde? No. We're confused. Oh my God. Am I straight?

Breaking news. None of this trivia was successful. No. We're confused. Oh my God. Am I straight? Breaking news. None of this trivia was successful. So I told my mom and she was like, of course, she was disappointed, you know, and surprised and didn't really know how to navigate it. And then I wasn't in a relationship enough where it was like, OK, what's the next step? You know, it was kind of like just this floaty thing, but I think even through the years,

she realized that queerness was a superpower, because, you know, through the craft, like it's clear that this is who I am. I identify as bisexual for the record. For the record, okay? Lots of bi erasure. Anyway, yeah, so then Lots of via erasure. Anyway, yeah, so then now I have a girlfriend.

A serious girlfriend. Now it's been like two years and eight months. Two days. Who's counting? And that was like such a mountain to climb for my mom because it was like a real thing. You know what I mean? So for years, basically what I'm saying,

from 2018, the good trouble of it all, the coming out and having a conversation, up until 2022, it was just kinda like, all right, I'm doing GLAAD panels, I'm doing, you know what I'm saying? But nothing was really as solidified as when I told my mom, this is my girlfriend. You know, this could potentially be my wife.

You know what I'm saying? And it took her a second to process it. And for me, I'm kind of tough sometimes. I'm like, the plane is taking off. Are you boarding? Essentially. And then there were moments of that. But there were also moments of like, okay, let me be not a bitch and realize that my mom has a different experience. And this is like, it's like, you know, before people started driving Teslas or charging cars, like what? You know what I'm saying? Like it's something people needed to get used to. Let me just be a little more patient. And sure enough, it now it's two years and eight months and my girlfriend is just like a ray of goddamn light and just the gentle, most nurturing, pure soul. So it's clear that mom was gonna get on board, you know?

My mom just gave her a purse on Wednesday. You know what I'm saying? So like the progress my mom has made, but also hand in hand with the fact that she sees that, clearly I feel liberated in some sort of way where success almost comes with that. For example, like, nobody wants this, my character's queer. In the movie I did Shortcomings, my character's queer.

These are things that have actually helped me. And it is authentically me. So I think my mom sees that it's not... Indrance. You know what I'm saying? It really is just me. And I haven't changed either, you know? But I think that's really where parents come from.

The root of it all is that they're afraid for you. Yeah. And it's not even their own ideas about sexuality that gets in the way of their acceptance of you. They're literally most of the time, unless they're fucking bigots, right? Because that exists too. And those people are monsters who don't accept their children. But for the most part, like even with my own mom,

anything that she's ever like resisted has always been out of fear for me. She's just literally, and I mean, you get it. Like you're a new mother where it's like, you have a baby and you have this like overwhelming feeling of like I need to protect this child no matter what age, but when they're born all the way. And I really see that now with my own mom. And I don't know if that sort of like reach, you know, rings true for you as well.

Yeah, yeah, I know, definitely. But it's good for her to see that it's really helped you out. Or just something, you know what I'm saying? Like it's not a crime, I know definitely that's I mean it's good for her to see that it's really helped you out or just something Yeah, I'm saying like it's not a crime You know what I'm saying like it so Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how we got here But but definitely just our upbringings have been so layered, you know And also divorced parents which was so interesting cuz my dad and I we we definitely had what I consider an emotional hiatus

after he moved out when I was 14 and my parents got... Yeah, around like, it was like freshman year of high school-ish, is what my memory tells me. And he remarried, he had two other daughters, who I adore, big age gap. They are 16 and 20. daughters, you know, who I adore, you know, big age gap. They are 16 and 20. 17, 20, one of those, one of those. They're like they're teenagers.

They're younger than me. They're Gen Z. Yes, yes, yes. But my point is like me having that emotional hiatus with my dad and then rebuilding that relationship as I get older, realizing boundaries as well, and the resentment that I had, and still kind of like managing that, and just giving him my time, giving him the efforts.

But my point was to say that when I came out to him, he was on board immediately. Really? He was like, my dad, I mean, once you meet the guy, he was like obsessed with Ricky Martin. We don't need to get into the Kinsey scale right now. My dad was like, just, he was even saying like, Lady Gaga likes LGBT, I like LGBT.

He was just like, so that was so interesting because someone who, in theory, I didn't feel supported by my whole life, suddenly was like, immediately supportive about this, whereas my mom, who's my rock, my everything, was, it took a second for her to get on board with the queerness, you know? So that was, it was just very interesting for me. But, yeah, my dad, yeah, he literally goes to Lady Gaga

concerts for sport. That's so sweet. I just found my, I found a, I've been watching My dad, yeah, he literally goes to Lady Gaga concerts for sport. That's so sweet. I just found my, I found a, I've been wearing this like wicked zip-up hoodie from like the musical and I'm like, where I found that was my dad's closet. Oh my god, stop, not the closet of our things. I know. Wicked is a universal love language though. It is, yeah.

I mean, have you, we've seen it? No, I haven't. Or not yet, but me, yes. I know, she's really ashamed of me. But I'm seeing it this week. What a spectacle, what a magical thing. I know. I mean, I, can I actually,

wicked is very fresh in my mind because this morning, I was at the hotel in Beverly Hills for a meeting. And I was early, and last night, at my friend's birthday party, I had In-N-Out and McDonald's chicken nuggets with caviar. That was her wish. We just went in on this like, versatile experience. High-low.

Yes. Oh, it is very high-low. The yellow chopped chilies, okay, got me good. Because I arrived at this hotel and I needed to absolutely go. So this is a very fancy place. I go into the hotel lobby bathroom and I'm not well. I go straight into the big stall

and I'm doing my thing and I'm playing the wicked soundtrack because I need something to drown out the sound. So. You're playing it loud out loud. I'm playing it out loud. You still do that? Oh my God, I have not done that.

Only because it was not good, what was happening to me. So there's a knock. No one thought it was good. There's a knock and there's a mom waiting for the big stall because she has a stroller and I'm like, fuck, this is the worst nightmare, right? As I'm still playing the wicked soundtrack because it was just the last thing on my Spotify so I just played it.

And so I straight up said, I'm sorry. I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, but I'm not doing so hot. That's what I said. I'm not doing so hot. I was like, are you waiting for this one? She's like, yeah, I have a stroller. I was like, oh my God, I just got it. I'm not doing so hot. That's like, are you waiting for this one? She's like, yeah, I have a stroller. I was like, oh my God, I just gotta, I'm not doing so hot.

That's what I kept saying, to say the least. And then I keep playing the fucking soundtrack because it's so good and it is the calm app. And then I was just panicking because I'm like, I gotta freaking finish pooping. And then I finished, but then she wasn't there anymore, so everything was good. But it was like this really interesting situation I was in.

That's really stressful. With the wicked soundtrack and the pooping and the stroller. It's already really hard. It's really hard to. I actually typically have no problem, but I was just literally, like everything I ate last night was just bad.

Like it was bad times. It wasn't coming easy. My legs were trembling. Oh yeah. I'm wearing this jumpsuit. The sleeves are touching the bad. Like it was bad times. It wasn't coming easy. My legs were trembling. I'm wearing this jumpsuit. The sleeves are touching the floor. Like it's bad. Oh, see, I feel like if you're, when it's a single stall, you know,

it's not like a full bathroom and you are doing your thing and then you just feel someone like trying to get in. That to me is enough to like just ruin the whole. Anything that forces me to cut. Oh, the cut. like homemade pasta, bro. That hurts me. It was almost gonna come out in one fell swoop,

and now you jolted me into cutting. It's giving part one, part two wicked. I hate part one, part two. It's like, it's either part one and part one only, or you've ruined my day. You've ruined my day, now my asshole is like a flame. It hurts. It hurts.

The cutting off, first of all, the power that we have between our legs. The slice. Oh my God. The steak julienne of it all. Oh my God, you guys. I didn't even plan on going here, but no, Wicked is fantastic.

That was my point. But no, yeah, I typically don't have a problem going publicly. Going public. I'm not opposed, but this is how you know, I do this on my Patreon. OK, you bananas, a phallic consumption. A yellow phallic consumption. Oh, remember when they used to call Asians who were white bananas? Wait, what? Well, basically, I hated that term. That was so not good. Asians who we were like, oh, she's like a white girl inside.

But there were also, dude, I know a couple of girls who were like, I'm a coconut, and say that really proudly when they're brown and they like... we were like, oh, she's like a white girl inside. But there were also, dude, I know a couple of girls who were like, I'm a coconut, and say that really proudly when they're brown and they like- It's just- It's like, why, why, why are we doing this, guys? It's 2024.

I don't like the way you did your banana. Yeah, there's something not- No, something weird happened. I'm not kidding, don't judge me, but remember me differently. I'm judging so hard. Because it happened so fast. First of all, I came in here, just the whole thing,

I was texting Stella, like an emergency hotline last night because I was like, wait, this wasn't in my calendar because we obviously talked in the DMs, but I blacked out clearly because it simply wasn't in my calendar. So I got this email last night and I'm like, wait, that's tomorrow. So I was like, oh my God. So I was like, we're trying to move things around.

Ended up showing up at the time that was original. And then so I was literally texting Stella. I was like, Stella thinks I'm well, I mean, Sherry, that doesn't excuse your banana. Yeah. How is that? Wait, I'm saying Remember me differently all around. Okay. You smushed the top of it.

No, no, no, that was an accident. This sacrilegious. No, no, no, no. Okay, let me retrace my steps. Oh no, no, no, don't tell me you were. Oh, you were trying to do it the correct way. Wait, what did you do? What did you do?

She's doing it the toxic bro way. You are queer. No, I didn't. You are queer. You mean I'm straight. No, no, no. Is this the correct way? No, this is like the Jim Bro way. The way you did it.

Oh, that's a Moshe Cashier way, I think. Wow, that's really... Yeah, I don't know. If you think you had hot shits earlier... Do we want to go viral or not. Yeah Can you eat that? Wait? I'll be honest. That wasn't a pleasant experience. Try it. Well, I do use banana peels in a tea You'll regret everything try it. I can't I'm not gonna do it. Wait, what? fiber Yeah, it's yeah too soon. Yes. Yes. Yes. So it actually is pretty good for you if you

It's yeah, too soon. Yes. Yes. Yes. So it actually is pretty good for you if you Boil banana peels and you just like drink it like a tea. What does that do for you? That's really don't know but my boyfriend has been doing this for me every night And I don't know if it's making me feel better or killing me or if it's what caused the wait. Okay. Yeah Let's go back to that. I feel like I really skipped over but you probably talked about oh, yeah Yeah, I guess I don't know repeat topics is your no, let's go back to that. I feel like I really skipped over, but you probably talked about Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. on this podcast. I don't wanna repeat topics. No, that's fine. Is your boyfriend your herbalist?

Cause I do that for Dave too. Like I'll make him little tinctures and little supplement combos. And sometimes he's like, you could be poisoning me so easily. Yeah, so cute. He really is my herbalist. Like he makes me like pandan tea.

Oh my God. Wait, what is that? It sounds so good. Wait, is he Southeast Asian? Because that's... He's Hawaiian. Yeah, what is that? It sounds so good. Wait, is he Southeast Asian? Because that's- He's Hawaiian. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Tropical, tropical man, tropical man. Wait, tell the white woman what's pandan tea. Oh my God, pandan will fucking change your life. Pandan is literally the future. And I feel like- It's a leaf. Yeah, it's a leaf. It's a long leaf.

But they extract- Very aromatic. I mean, so good. Paired with coconut very often. Yes, you can either use it as like a flavor for cakes or desserts, or you can just have it as a tea, and it is delicious. It's so good, and it's so warm. Yeah, very good for you.

Do you guys think that teas, like, actually move the needle? I do. You do? I do. Really? Yeah, I do. I feel that way with chamomile. I feel that way with peppermint when my stomach's upset.

I know you're going through a tea journey. Yeah, and I'm just... I love your journeys. Yeah, I go on a lot of journeys. First it was like liver. Oh, I'm a throat coat girly all day. I like throat coat. What's a throat coat?

And then I'll put in ginseng and this like herb thing that my mom gave me. It kind of looks like a black olive, but dry. And then when you put the warm water, it turns into this little, it's giving Pokemon really. I don't question it. It's giving Pokemon bath toys. Oh. Did you guys ever get those little washcloths where they were squares and then you put it

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I cut her hair and I renamed her Lisa and I gave her her period. So I got like a red sharpie and I gave her her period and she would and I never put clothes on Lisa. She would be in the backyard. Backyard just like, you know, traversing. Feminism? I know. Good for you. I'm the opposite.

I had McDonald's Barbie. So she would like serve me McDonald's. Oh my God. I had like trad wife Barbie back in the day. You made her call you, your highness. I had a Barbie, I remember. I also had a Gameboy. But I didn't, I don't remember bathing at all actually.

Now that I think about it because sometimes I'll be in the bath, shower mostly. I don't take baths often. Are we bathing? I do too. I'm a shower girl. You water in the tub, really? Yeah.

Well, do you clean it every time? Because that's my whole thing. Same. I'm a fucking, like, you would never guess it, but I'm like, my friends can't even eat chips on my couch. I'm like, really like, in terms of cleanliness. I respect that. So a bath is like a, you have to, you know,

make sure it's all the way clean, no? Do you really feel like you're getting in the tub covered in dirt? Look at you. You're barely, I bet you shower, you don't, we're all showering mindlessly. We don't need these constant, there's not grime on you. There is though. No. Yes, my neck rolls and right here in between. Do you don't scrub this out? Yeah, let's talk about your neck rolls by the way. We've been wanting to talk to you about that. Thank God you brought it up. You have smegma here.

Not smegma, because I'm not a penis. Good, good, good point though, okay? Get the folds. That's my rule, get the folds. Like, yes, the earth, I mean, the day is on you. No, it's on the tub. It's not about me, it's about the tub. The tub is not clean right now, you know what I'm saying?

So how can two dirties make it clean? I'm on your side all the way, Sheri, because I'd love to attack Esther about baths. First of all, any bath situation, you need a handheld so that you can rinse the bath. You know, for example, when I shave my legs, the tub is covered. It looks like a bear was murdered.

We need photos. Yeah, it's bad. Patreon, swipe up. So do you shave your legs just on a tub like a bear was murdered. We need photos. Yeah, it's bad. Patreon. So do you shave your legs just on a tub like this? That is nice to think about. How do you, how would else? Bent over like- Wait, wait, yeah. What's your setup?

I would drown. My shower is in a tub. Okay, so let's get that fucking clear. Wait, how do you shave your legs? I just like Captain Morgan onto a wall. Like, and then just acts, I don't bend over all the way. I'm very limber too. No, no, no, no, I believe it.

I believe it. It's not insane, honestly, like, you would never expect me to be so flexy. Is that just because you're queer? I guess, I guess. You gotta get creative, you know? We're doing all the numbers outside of 69. You know what I'm saying?

You ever do the 82? What's the 82? 82 is when you're just on the 101 freeway in separate cars. You know, and then one's doing donuts. And the other one is doing this. You know what I mean? But showering, I do lift the leg

onto the edge of the tub as well. Oh my God, I fucking, I face lift the leg onto the edge of the tub as well. Oh, my God. I fucking. I face planted so hard in the shower. I'm lucky I have my teeth. The shower is dangerous. It is dangerous. It is an escape room. It's slippery. It's it's dark at times. It is the most vulnerable.

Like falling in the shower. Like, can you imagine being found? No, but this is a real thing. And I think that this is actually like a hazard, Esther. For like pregnant women, they say. Yeah, they say like you have to be very- I just gasped for no reason. Just dramatically.

I think I know at least like two stories, not of personal friends, but friends of friends who have died slipping in a shower. I swear to you. This shower is so dangerous. This is why I take baths to protect myself and to add longevity. No, I'm leaning this way now.

That is true. That is true. And you are a sitting target. We've all seen psycho shower scene. I don't know how anyone can experience that movie and then like safe, feel safe in the shower. Yeah, I never showered a day after that. If an intruder comes and you're taking a bath,

how are you protected? I can shoot up. You could also drown the intruder. Yeah, I could be like, come here, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, seduce and then drown. Okay, that's interesting. If I were to be, I would probably grab, well, I have a scrubby sheet.

It's like a loofah, but crepe. I had that, but I've never been brave enough to use it. Oh my God, I use it because once again, I get behind the ears, you know, like in, get the folds, okay? You guys are over cleaning yourselves. Neck rolls, you gotta get each, how many you got? I got a lot.

I have a Kimora Lee necklines. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The KLNL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The very visible necklines. Oh, interesting. Yeah, some people, it's genetic.

You either have them or you don't. Yeah, you can count the rings. Yeah, count the rings on the neck. Yeah. So I would probably go loofah sheet and strangle my intruder. The sheet is long enough that you can almost like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. That's smart.

Or like squirt, squirt something in your eyes. Squirt is nice. I guess there are some people who don't use anything to scrub. No loofahs, no sheets. I have to say shower culture? Yeah. The shower etiquette? It's shocking.

Do you clean between your toes? Yeah, well- When you're taking a bath, you really just don't have to do these kinds of things. Wait, hold on. So you're telling me bath is it? You don't do a, I thought bath was just for enjoyment.

It's for the actual utility. Yeah, but I do know what you're saying. Wait, how are we talking about this? I get this a lot. I get this a lot. On podcasts? Just in life, no, pre-podcast since I was little. People have a hard time.

I'm not judging, I'm simply curious. I respect the judging. I'm listening I'm not judging. I'm simply curious. I respect the judging. I don't I'm listening and I'm understanding. So it's a dip. It's a soak. It's a soak. So deep. So it's a marinade. It is a marination. Yes. Wow. I find I think if you were running the numbers I think that this there's an argument to be made that this is a cleaner way. I find, I think if you were running the numbers, I think that there's an argument to be made that this is a cleaner way. I mean, the argument has, not the argument, the revelation of people not washing their legs

in the shower. You wouldn't know about this, but there are actually people who just like let the water community run through and don't soap their legs, don't do anything with their legs, they just kind of, and my stepdad is one of these people and my mom yells at him every day, like you dirty fuck.

And, but she's still with him for 22 years. So. Okay, what I will say in your defense is that once you've been doing the same thing for a while, like that is the system that your body is used to as well. You know what I'm saying? Like that's just what your body does. So it's, there's no right or wrong.

That's just what is. Right. So, so I, I, I respect you. Thank you. To be honest with you, because for me, I'm like, I'm so, it's almost like over obsessive. Like I have my spots. I got a hit.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And I will say, I realize now that I'm not a perfect shower-er myself, because I thought that I was- We're breaking through today, honestly. I thought that I was like getting all like the nooks and crannies, and then I shower with my boyfriend, and he's just like,

why aren't you scrubbing between your toes? I always just did the foot wash and he really gets in there and he was just like, you're not, you're not doing it right. I'm getting in between the toes. You are. I know. And he's that type and I'm not, because I definitely wash my legs and my feet,

but it's more like a quick scrub and that's it. You're really getting in there. I'm doing the thing. I'm doing the thing. I sort of think that men need to do a better job though than women in general in the shower. Yeah, your boyfriend's probably like a small percentage of dudes who wash between the toes. Yeah, he's really clean. Good for him. No, but I respect the bath.

I always... I manifest being a bath person. I just can't be bothered with admin work. You know what I'm saying? There really doesn't need to be admin work. Esther, I'm really surprised. Cause when I take baths, like I get lightheaded. I need a second chance because this is unacceptable. I don't know what happened. I have to say, now that I have a second chance,

just so I can walk everyone through it, the instinct was to do this, to pinch it out like a fucking, like one of those things from seventh grade. We're telling you that that's the correct way. That is technically the way apes open it. Apes open it that way. Because what happens? My problem with this method is that

there's a dangly thing in the way. You know what I'm saying? This feels like a handle. That's what the apes say. The apes say that. The apes say that. They won't stop saying that. I mean, honestly.

Okay, so now that I have a second chance. Wait, do you do this every podcast, Banana? Yeah, Banana Break, yeah. I should have really done my research. No, but shower, let me remember, shower, etiquette, bath, intruder. Where were we going with it? I'm still opening it this way Wow yeah, so your your instincts are your instincts Oh my god, the pinching the nipple of it all you still smushed it up. I can't believe I'm wasting bananas

I have to eat all of it. I'll take them home. Okay True or false bananas smell like nail polish false. Are you serious? I think this is one of those cilantro tastes like soap situations True or false, bananas smell like nail polish. False. Are you serious? I think this is one of those cilantro tastes like soap situations. No one's with me? Can I smell? Or more so, nail polish smells like bananas.

Do you think your dog's feet smell like Fritos? Yes. Yes. Okay, yes. I do have that. Why is that? Air smells, smells, smells. What came first? Okay, there's another smell.

Okay, it's Fritos, but it also smells like the inside of the vacuum cleaner. Oh. I sort of. Or the air that comes out when you vacuum? You're not wrong. No, hold on. Common denominator, the floor.

No. So I think it might, I don't know, I think I'm onto something here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then things that touch the floor perhaps create this corn chip stench.

Wait, were you at the Maggie Rogers concert? I was. At the Hollywood Bowl. Oh my god, I've been outed. You know it's so funny. How did you know that? Because I was there. But you know it's so funny.

Sherry is that like, we know each other. I'm the random bitch who's everywhere for no reason. You, I don't know how to say hi to people in public. Oh my god. But you also look like you were having a blast. And like, I felt so small, small that I was just like, I can't say hi to Sherry. It was the Hollywood Bowl.

It was the Hollywood Bowl. This was August of last year. Yeah. I remember exactly. Yeah. My girlfriend loves Maggie Rogers. I do too. So I do my thing.

And I know some songs. One of them is like really being overused in every movie. Which one? The light on, light on. It's in every movie. It is, it's a great song. Go Off Sis, Royalties. I know but what is it about me seeing someone I know

and not being able to say hi? That is so relatable. Okay, really? Here's my, let's break this down. Like, red string style. Because my whole thing, it's not that I'm like, something's stopping me. Sometimes I don't want to. Oh. What's your, no, not in terms of you, but in general, sometimes I'm like something's stopping me. Sometimes I don't want to.

What's your, no not in terms of you, but in general, sometimes I'm like, it'll be such a thing. It's too like out of context. It's like I'm like. What's the point or am I a Scrooge? Like this is happening recently. I can't even remember who it was, but it's like if you are out doing your thing,

you're on your walk, you're at the grocery store, you're like in your own movie, right? You have your soundtrack on. And then it's like you're on your walk, you're at the grocery store, you're like in your own movie, right? You have your soundtrack on. And then it's like, you're feeling your main character energy but then you see someone from like your life, it can really throw you off. B plot, C plot. Yeah, and it's like, it just,

it could be very disruptive, I think. But that's not always the case. I'm trying to lean away from that because I wanna feel more community and I think that accidental run-in is good for like the brain. Yeah. But it is hard.

It also depends how far in distance. So how far were you for me? Not that far. Like I could have been like Sherry. You should have. And you would have been like, what's up? You should have. I think the mistake that I'm drawing this

from like one negative experience at Trader Joe's and when I saw Andy Dick and he had already, I know, I know. But then I had done, he had already done Tiger Bell. He had met several times. I had met his daughter and I was like, oh, hey. Like, and he were like, I was right behind him in like the checkout line.

And he was basically like, who are you? So I'll never do it again. And I was like so embarrassed. I was like, oh my God. That is such a specific example. But he was nice. He was like, oh, he pretended. But I know like he didn't know who I was like so embarrassed. I was like, oh my God. That is such a specific example. But he was nice. He was like, oh, he pretended, but I know like he didn't know who I was. Imagine if I was like Sherri and you were like, you know.

I 100% know who you are. Let's just put that out the way. I bit off more than I could chew over here. Take your time. It also with Andy Thicke, I have a list now, okay? I'm rebranding as a person with a list. What do you think? It'll work?

Yeah, I'm into it. I think it's also the place. Sometimes people are like, they're like, wait, the place throws them off because he knows you in the setting of Tiger Belly, right? 100%. So he definitely knows you. He probably was like walking away,

45 minutes later like, oh shit! You know what I'm saying? But I do understand. I also think with Andy Dick though, he's the kind of person where minutes later like, oh shit! You know what I'm saying? But I do understand. I also think with Andy Dick though, he's the kind of person where it's like, he could run into his son and he'd be like, wait, where do I know you? But I had to go down my list of credits.

It was really embarrassing. I was like, Bobby Lee's girlfriend? Oh my God. And he was like, oh, I love Bobby. And I was like, okay, bye. Okay. The spinoffoffs of this, like, what's your experience in terms of when people recognize you, but they don't know from what,

and then you're standing there. It's so degrading. Going down your IMDB. No, it's so, when that is, that rarely happens. I almost feel like people, that happens and they don't say anything, but when it's like, do I know you? Like, that's horrid.

You don't know what the right answer is because it's like, someone's gonna walk away feeling bad. Yeah. I think that one time we were in Yucca Valley with Bobby and we were at like a Stater Brothers or something like that. I think that's their number one grocer there. And someone thought he was me yes, but the person was like oh wait Oh my god, dude. You're famous. I love you

And he was like and the guy remembered who he thought Bobby was and he said a name and Bobby was like no like that's Not me. Oh, no Bobby gets so triggered at that Yeah, well also cuz he he like came up in an era where like, I mean, it's, it is very triggering all around. He had to Google himself and then show it to the cashier. Yeah. I once did that to try to get a discount at Gap. I forgot what it was, but I didn't have my ID on me. I was, no, I was trying to return something at Gap

and I was like, no, this is me. And then I showed my Wikipedia. Dave was like ready to dump my ass right then and there. He was so humiliated. And what did the person say? All I remember is it didn't work. You know what? The rest is blacked out. That's very Reese Witherspoon of you though.

Remember when she got a DUI and she's like, do you know who I am? Oh my God, what year was this? That was a long time ago. I think she wasn't this buried, but obviously like I've said some crazier shit. I've said that not famous and drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah some crazier shit. I've said that not famous and drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've said that do you know who I am when I'm like, Kaila? No, honestly, do you know who I am? Because I do not know who I am. I'm so drunk. And I need you to drive me home now. Yes, yes, yes. What is my address? I've done the, this has happened a couple of times

where someone comes up to me, wants to take a selfie. And as they're pulling up their phone, they're on Safari and they had just Googled, like just to make sure. So it's like Sherry Cole via the search engine or they're like, ha, Asian comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah. Smoker voice. Yeah. Yeah. Just pictures of Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoker voice. Yeah, just pictures of Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.

Yeah. No, honestly, it's such an interesting, yeah. And sometimes it'll get to my head, you know? Because when people come up to you, and you're like, oh, hey, yeah, here we go with the... Yeah. And then they're like, no, hey, could you take a picture of us?

Like, whatever. I remember one time, I had like, some sort of recognition at this point in whatever years ago, and my mom and I were at the mall, and I was like, yeah, mom, you know, some people are recognizing me. And she's like, really, really?

And these two teenagers come up, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's about to happen. And they're like, hey, could you take a picture of us? And I was like, oh my God, humbly. But that's also, oh my God, another time, my friend, Kara Wang, and I, also my co-star on Good Trouble, she played my best friend slash ex-girlfriend slash girlfriend, all the things.

She and I were at Burke Williams, getting massages and all that stuff, and we were literally in the icy room, you know, we were in our towels, like the jacuzzi in the icy cold room, whatever, and we were just yapping away, yapping away, like no filter, just like screaming, really. And this're just yapping away, yapping away, no filter, just screaming really. And this chick comes in, pushes the curtain to the side

and says, excuse me, and we're like, oh, good trouble fans, like, whatever, whatever, let's entertain this. She's like, could you two keep it down? And we were laughing so hard. But yeah, it's always humbling, no matter what the fuck it is My favorite moment of all time was when we were at a Starbucks right on Ventura and I was I was with Bobby at this time And of course anyone that approaches he thinks is for him, right?

Like they want a picture with him. So the guy is just like hey, dude Can you so Bobby grabs the phone from the guy and then the guy proceeds to stand next to me and he was like, basically he wanted a picture with me. Not cause he knew who I was, he was a guy from like the butt fucking somewhere in America. He wanted to take a picture with a hot California babe. Oh my God.

And there was Bobby just like, he didn't even think that Bobby was my boyfriend, anything, and Bobby had already flipped the camera to take a selfie. And he was like, oh my God, I'm just taking a picture of some Miranda and Kalyla. He didn't know who the fuck we were. We were cry laughing on the drive home.

Cause I was like, so embarrassing for everyone involved except him. Instead he gets a selfie with Bobby Lee. That's his California babe. You are a hot Kelly babe. You are, wait, did you grow up here? I forget. No, Philippines.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, partially, mostly here now. What about you? Chicago suburbs. Respect. Wait, where were you born? SGV, huh? When you were you born.

Wait, actually I love that question because you know that we always ask where are you from or where'd you go to school, whatever. Where were you born? That's pretty good. What hospital? Just straight to the longitudinal attitude. Let's go.

Wait, what hospital? Shanghai, China. Wow. I have one of these things, you know, the immigrant. Me too. My TB shot. Where's yours? On the right.

Wait, what is that? I tried to explain it and I don't know what happened. So we were babies. We have different vaccines from the UK. And they took a chunk out of our baby skin, right? That's what happened Yeah, no, it's the scar is so big. Yeah, it's a it's a keloid. So we have it's like a shiny little keloid We all get and that's how you know, we're immigrants in any keloid. Yes at any kill. Mine's pretty flat actually I don't know what doctors you guys have in Shanghai. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry

Now wait, let me see. Mine is barely there anymore. Oh. You see? It's very flat. Mine is right here. Let me see yours. Yeah. Oh yeah, yours is more visible than mine. So we got different vaccines based on what was the pathogens.

Something, yeah. In our areas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So none of you guys got the TB shot. We all got our tuberculosis. Yeah, you, yeah. So none of you guys got the TB shot. We all got our tuberculosis. Yeah, you guys didn't get it here. Or else you would have what we have, right? But we're surprising Esther with the TB shot today.

So, Shanghai and then St. Gabriel Valley. So Calgary. SGV, you're so lucky. Ride or die. 626. You're so lucky. SGV is the best. I really grew up here. You really did SGV is the best.

I really grew up here. You really did. To say the least. King Taco, anyone? Porto's? King Taco. I know my stuff. Yeah, but those aren't the SGV hits. King Taco. That was a really loud teeth suck. King Taco really is like a classic.

I've never had it. No one talks about King Taco. So there's the closest one, Glendale, there's one. There's one. Oh yeah, there is one. The green salsa is, it's not a sauce. It's a recipe. Yeah. It is just like, are you spice queen?

No, spice girl, not spice queen. What spice girl do you most identify with? Ginger. Ginger. I'm a ginger too. Give Ginger her flowers, really? Yeah, she's the coolest. I want so badly to go back to that era of like,

I remember just having like a Spice Girls themed birthday party where the party favors. Yeah, party favors were like Spice Girls erasers, like just school supplies. Wait, who was your favorite? So I would identify as... Sporty Scary Rising, I think. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that tracks, yeah. The sporty, wow. I'm reading the flip. Scary in the, you know, the chaos of it and sporty in the power-top Mamacita of it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but sporty really was like the vocals of it all. Girl!

Yeah, Mel C is the one who could sing. And Baby, I think, I think Emma. They can all sing now. They can all sing, honestly. No, all of them can sing. I won't stand for the slander of the Britney can't sing. Okay, I've always wanted. The Spice Girls can't sing.

Let's go deeper into the Spice Girls of it because the movie, right? The best. So good. That was an absolute... The little Gucci dress or the little Gucci dress? There were aliens? You know what I'm saying?

Who wrote this? Because I want... And I was thinking about, okay, in the world, because it's always been my dream to be in the reboot as the Asian pregnant friend. But then I'm like, they wouldn't be able to do that because that was more like a biopic, real person documentary. Like you couldn't do a reboot because you couldn't have people play the Spice Girls.

They're real people who are still there. You know what I'm saying? You would have to do it with a different girl group. It wasn't scripted in theory. It was a very complicated genre of film that we're still studying today. There were aliens, people were playing themselves, there was fiction, there was nonfiction.

Honestly, nothing has been as unique of a genre to this day. Harvard Law is releasing a thesis. I clearly don't know anything about college. But no, it's like what? I remember the bridge scene where the tour bus was going over the bridge and you could see it was a toy and there was a string. Rewatch it.

Because- I forgot about that. I didn't even know it was that. Even like the dream sequence when they were all pregnant, like it just was the perfect thing. Movie studios really will get away with what they know they can get away with. Like they're like, this is the Spice Girls movie.

The Adelaide Chaps? Oh my God. A cultural phenomenon. Also, wasn't there a song in the movie only that was so good? What was it? There was one song that was never released, but it was just in the movie. Was it Come On, Come On? Yes.

I never thought that was never released. It was never released. It was only in the movie. We have MLC in studio with us today. So you couldn't ever get like the only way I could listen to it was like I never thought that was never released. It was never released. It was only a movie. We have an LC in studio with us today. So you couldn't ever get, like the only way I could listen to it was like rewinding and playing the movie.

I don't know. Is it the one where they did something? Yes. You wanna be in my game, my game, my game. We have to fucking watch that immediately. Do like just a full breakdown of it. You know, this is sort of how I felt about Free Willy. Like you could never get away with making a movie like that again.

Why? Interesting. They got a fucking whale from Mexico. Wait, how did they do that? No, because Keiko was already a whale that had been in such a small enclosure. Because they tried to work with different whales, like in the and different like zoos and stuff and they they were like Nah, so they went to Keiko who was in Mexico who was not in like ideal situation and her and her Packed her not her pectoral fin her thing was already bent. Are you have you ever met a whale? I

Have never met a whale but I hate to say this. I did go see Shamu when I was younger. That's OK. I think we all did. You didn't know better. Is that where it was? Sea World. Sea World. Yeah, I think I did that too. Yeah. And then Blackfish. And then it's like my heart broke and all of that stuff.

Yeah. We were young. I didn't know any better. I'm getting I'm getting the signal we're out of time. Oh, we are. Yeah, I know. It's this is my bad. Here's the thing. I want a second honestly. I'm getting the signal we're out of time. Oh, we are? Yeah, we're too- I know, this is my bad. Here's the thing, I want a second chance. I wanna come back. You can have a million chances. Can I come back immediately soon?

Honestly, Sherry, here's what I'll say. You had a second chance with a second banana, and you still blew it. And I still fucked up. So like, first of all, I ate this whole, I'm gonna wear this as a hat, until the next time we see each other. This is actually, what if like,

this was like a penis holder? Like a penis sweater. Do they have those? Yeah. Okay. Is this some, oh actually yes, like for like sex scenes and stuff. Yeah. It was like little, you know.

Have you done a sex scene? Never. But you've done a love scene? I've done some love scenes. I'm really bad at them. Really? Yeah. They're not, it's not my strong've done some love scenes. I'm really bad at them. Really? Yeah, they're not, it's not my strong suit. I can't really, it's bad.

I don't like kissing. Oh. Well, okay, because when we're kissing though, on screen, we're not kissing like we actually kiss. Like we're not, this isn't my, this isn't a real, you know, representation of how I kiss. The problem is, is that it's really happening though. Should we kiss?

Wait, can I ask you guys this? I'm so curious because I've never had an onscreen kiss. Are you supposed to kiss differently on set than you are in your real life? Your tongue doesn't come out. You think I can kiss with this lopsided mouth? Okay, first of all, do not dim your light. Yes, because obviously in the heat of a moment

in the backseat of a Jack in the Box, when you're 19 years old and discovering hormones, you're kissing in a heated way you would never want to be seen by others. That was really specific and weird. I related completely. I lost my virginity in that way. Oh really? When I was 19 in a jack-o-box. I really got vulnerable.

Wait a second, Sherry. Why wouldn't you want that on-screen kiss to mimic their real life kiss? Can I say it's ugly? It's uglier than like a put together choreo 5, 6, 7, 8 situation that would be the onscreen. You have the conversation, tongue or no tongue.

I need to, I need to watch your kissing scene now. I, please don't. I'm so awkward and weird. It's, I hate watching myself. Do you hate watching yourself? No, I like it. Like I will probably not watch this aside from the banana clip that will go viral and that y'all will put so I can collaborate on Instagram.

I was thinking of my last kissing scene. I was like, I did look cute though, but no, I'm just, it's too uncomfortable. It's so weird. I've never done like, I have done the makeouts and I've never done like sex sex. I have done like the going down. Like I have had an orgasm on screen. Oh really?

No, fake obviously, fake. Oh my God, Jesus. That's your sex take. Like I don't think I could ever do that. I, you know, the whole storyline was that my character had never had an orgasm. So then my girlfriend goes down on me, it's my friend Kara, that was weird

because we'd gotten close already. So then it's almost easier to do it with strangers. Do you agree? A million percent. Yeah, because once you know them, it's almost easier to do it with strangers. Do you agree? A million percent. Yeah, because once you know them, it's like, wait. It's like now this person I know is kissing me. It's so weird. And then I'm like, it's so weird.

I don't like it. How vulnerable. Now the orgasm, is it what you really look like or is it what you think an orgasm should look like? My actual orgasm is quite aggressive. You punch the person? No, I just run through the wall. This conversation needs a TB continue.

There is a, a, a, a. There's part two. A sherry shaped hole in all of my windows. That's how my neighbors know that I am fucking. Okay, you see this scar? We said it was TB Maxine. From Shanghai, it's not. No, baby.

That is window sill 2012. Oh my God, slugs. Really not my best. Cut it up and make it pretty. I wanna be back because back to the scheduling of it. It just happened so fast and I walked in. All good. You know what I'm saying? We will be back with part two with Sherry.

It's giving wicked, part two, okay? In one year, exactly. You won't have to wait a whole year. Sherry, thank you so much for coming here. We love you. Where can people find you? This love triangle is where you can find me primarily. Agreed.

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