Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Rick Glassman Attends Esther’s Baby Bath

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

Our frenemy Ricky Glassman comes back for his fourth appearance on TT. Rick talks to the gals about the new Trash Tuesday and whether he'd ever be the 3rd host. He dazzles us with his pregnancy insults, his marketing degree, the magic castle and gives Brent Morin a call just because! Thank you to our sponsors: QUINCE is here to transform the way you shop, with a range of high-quality items priced within reach. Go to  Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash trash to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince dot com slash trash. Quince.com/trash BETTERHELP - This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ TRASHTUESDAY Esther’s new movie: DRUGSTORE JUNE! Still Available in Theaters and you can now Pre-Order via Streaming Platforms!  https://www.drugstorejune.com/  TigerBelly LIVE in Hawaii:Tigerbellylive.com More Rick Glassman Rick & Esther Have A Time: https://www.youtube.com/@HaveATime Take Your Shoes Off: https://www.youtube.com/@rickglassman Website: https://www.rickglassman.com/store Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takeyourshoesoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman   00:00 - Rick Glassman’s Cold Open 00:30 - Drugstore June Promo 01:00 -Tigerbelly Live! In Hawaii @ Hawaii Theatre April 26 02:13 - Rick Knows Television, Trust Him 04:00 - Mountain Valley Water Sponsorship 05:17 - Rick Introduces Himself on the Show 06:50 - Should We Keep Podcast Name? Y or N? 12:05 - Rick's Moment w/ The Lava Lamp 15:14 - Rick Glassman’s Biz Achievement Award 19:10 - Rick’s Take on Esther’s Boobs 20:27 - Rick Went on a Date to the Magic Castle 23:10 - Marshall Rug Gallery 23:28 - Magicians/Entertainers & Movies about Magic 33:04 - Esther's Out of Breath 34:23 - Rick and Perks of Being Kinda Famous 37:00 - Restaurant(s) in Casino Money Debate 39:51 - Banana Break & Rick's Cold Open 42:35 - Pangea is Discussed? 44:35 - Should Rick Be 3rd Host? 51:28 - Rick and Khalyla Discuss if They Want Babies 54:12- FDR is Discussed Kind Of 57:53 - What’s w/ Being a Millionaire? 01:00:05 - Are Funny People Also Always Smart? 01:01:30 - We Call Brent Morin! 01:05:29 - Is a Fun Partner or a Partner w/ Same Values Better? 01:12:03 - Khalyla and Rick Put Diaper and Swaddle Babies 01:16:27 - Chicken Pox and Shingles are Discussed 01:16:50 - Wrapping Up   SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE TRASH TUESDAY: https://bit.ly/HitOurButtons Official Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/2QDAi8X   Trash Tuesday Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TrashTuesdayPodTrash Tuesday Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TTPodAudioTrash Tuesday Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Listen to our other Podcasts: TigerBelly -https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tigerbelly/id1041201977Rick and Esther Have a Time - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rick-and-esther-have-a-time/id1694264079    Follow Us: Khalyla Kuhn - https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk Esther Povitsky - https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster Theme Song Written by: Bobby Lee http://instagram.com/bobbyleelive   Banana Break Song by: Can Nguyen    https://www.candyedits.com   Podcast Producer(s): Stella Young/Tiny Legend Productions  Shot and Edited By: Guy Robinson and Sean Wanless Edited By: Andrew Tarr (Audio) & Guy Robinson (Video)   This Video Contains Paid Advertising

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so um clip it clip it baby we got our cold open it's nice to see your teeth open. It's nice to see your teeth. Blur my teeth. That's funny because I thought they were. Just a little tired. I was up all night laughing. From what?

It's going to sound so corny. I was watching Drugstore June. Oh my God. Did you rent it or buy it on Apple or Amazon? Oh, I'm actually curious where people could find it. You sent me the link, which I've watched twice, and I saw it in theaters for the premiere, and I saw it when I did the Q&A. I've seen it four times.

That was so fun at the premiere with you. Rick is not telling lies. Drugstore June is available for download on Apple, on Amazon, and I'm excited for you guys to watch it. Hey, thanks, Tom Cruise. But unfortunately, I can't be in that movie because I am busy the last Friday in April. That's right. I'll be in Hawaii starring in the Tiger Belly live show. Wait, no, no, you won't. But Kalilah and Bobby will be. Rick, it's false advertising if you say you'll be there.

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I'm in TV. I can tell. Very cool. Common Marker is basically, we're using the same slate for multiple cameras, make sure they're all in frame. I'm friends with all the people in all the different positions. I'm sure they love that friendship. They do. The annoying actor that has to have a long conversation.

Oh, you're just upset because you're not working. Esther, the thing is, oh, she's going to be on maternity leave. I'm actually upset that i am working oh wait so can i just announce to everyone that today i went wait are we starting i was hoping you'd do something i was really getting stressed about your disheveled gorgeous hat. Thank you. I had my 38-week appointment today where they check if you're dilated.

Do you know what that means? Esther, I said I'm on television. Yes. It means that you're wide. And then they're like, if you are, we can do a membrane sweep, which means the labor could start in 36 hours. Right. And Dave was like, looked a little freaked out by that. And I was like, let's do it.

Is that because he's so, because as a writer, he hates sweeps weeks. We'll be right back. Okay. For everyone who doesn't know what that is, because TV is not really in the, people don't know much. Explain what sweeps is to the people under 65. Absolutely. So when a woman is pregnant

and she finds out that her is wide, she has the opportunity to have all the advertisers come in within the next 36 hours. Speaking of advertisers, shout out to Mountain Valley Spring Water.

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just because I wasn't podcasting in a video, I was drinking it. I am not sure. Ask my Periscope fans. Ooh, deep cut. Ask them. Deep cut.

Anyway. Shout out to Brody Stevens. Truly. I'm zero centimeters dilated, so there was no membrane sweep, and I'm still just here, pregnant. Well, we're happy to have you. I'm almost willing to bet just Rick's presence alone might induce your pregnancy. Speaking of presence. What? I was thinking this morning like, wow, I'm going to be 38 weeks pregnant in a room with Rick Glassman today. Like this is not how I thought life would go. When? 10 years ago when Kalilah was

the first person to find out about Mountain Valley water? It's actually George Kimmel, okay? I can't take credit for that. And he only used to get it from- It's funny because you did take credit for it like two minutes ago. I know, but then I felt guilty and I was like, wait, I had no idea about Mountain Valley only because of George Kimmel. Release your feeling again. Esther, Esther, Esther. Now you guys are doing guests. And what a big guest we have this week. Let us introduce from the Take Your Shoes Off podcast, Tyso. Formerly, Rick and Esther Have a Time podcast. Yeah, well, it'll come back and it'll leave and it'll come back again.

Rick Glassman. Rick Glassman, everybody. Richard Glassie. It's good to see my impression of what the numbers are going to do relative compared to your other episodes sure you're not wrong you're not wrong last the first time i came on you girls were in um lingerie a long way since know, that's so far from the vibe today. Esther and I were on the phone yesterday. We talk on the phone every day for hours.

We were talking about it might be good for numbers if you girls came in naked, but you would blur it, of course. But then we decided that that would be... But you could wear nude underwear and then blurt for implied nudity. You wanted to up the up the game i don't know i thought that was a hook that i the costumes was you know i i do research i do bits i do serious questions my podcast is a real thing i don't we don't need costumes

but i do think however it is a fun it. It is a visual medium, you know? And also we're- Oh, I know. Believe me. You might not know this. We're kind of cute. I mean, Kalilah. What cute?

You know what? If you rename your podcast, I have an idea. I said- Kind of cute. I said we're kind of cute. Kind of cute. Yeah. Speaking of, what do you think? Do we keep the name or what do we- Well, this is something we were kind of cute. Kind of cute. Yeah. Speaking of, what do you think?

Do we keep the name or what do we? Well, this is something we were talking about yesterday. And I have, if you know me, and you do, that's why. Strong takes. STG, they call me. Strong take Glassman. And what I was suggesting. I thought that's for stagehand Glassman.

What's that? Stagehand. SHG? STG. I just thought maybe you were a stagehand. Now, for the people that aren't in television, could you explain what a stagehand shg stg i just thought maybe you were a stagehand now for the people that aren't in television could you explain what stage yes it's the person who just moves things around your coffee and moves move things around yeah like i don't like my angle by the way i've never seen you dress this way is this for me yes this is for so i went to the magic castle a couple of days ago

on a date and uh i was wearing a suit that I need to get dry cleaned. By the way, when you're in television, you get things dry cleaned just because you want them ironed. That's just how we do it. That's not true. It is for television people. I'm also a television person. Okay. And I don't do that. You know, you were on my podcast that just came out and it was out for about eight hours before it got 18 plus and i had to re-upload and i didn't change anything the only thing i changed was the thumbnail and i didn't show your belly in it and it was approved that is weird insane that is so weird i know my pregnant belly is offensive too but i think that's insane it's weird to me. My pregnant belly is for 18. Offensive too. That's insane. It's weird to me that I never even thought about it, but there are people still offended

by a bear pregnant belly. I'm sorry. Spell bear. B-B-E. Baby bear pregnant belly. Can I actually- Is it nude bear? Bear.

B-A-R-E. B-A-R-E. B-A-R-E. Can I come forward with something? I am offended by a bear pregnant belly. My own. I don't like it. At this stage in pregnancy, are you going, before you shower, are you still looking at yourself in the mirror? No.

Oh, Shester hasn't looked at herself since you've discovered mountain valley water. And we're back. We'll be right back. And we're back. We'll be right back. And we're back. Wait, I want to know what you have to say about the name, about our name changes. You know, we're going through cast changes. Right. For people who aren't in television, that means basically like when there's a new Harriet Winslow, right?

Who knows? Today, this could be an audition. Is that why you dressed up, for real? No. Why are you looking for a replacement? So Trash Tuesday has really strong brand recognition. I mean, how many people are watching this episode? Probably three times more than your other episodes. But also you want to do a rebrand. Now I have a marketing degree. I also graduated. You do? I do. I graduated with a Business Achievement Award. And if you are interested in what that means, I have a six-minute story for you. Can I tell you, though, just you

saying you had a marketing degree, I don't know why I pictured that you went to school to study how to be a concierge at a hotel. For people that aren't in television could you please explain the sweet life of Zach and Cody and what a concierge means. I am now thinking of the office episode where Steve Carell thinks the concierge is like a whore. Right.

When he travels internationally into Canada. Speaking of which shout out to Rainn Wilson and his podcast Soul Boom available everywhere April 9th. Well he's doing our show

pretty soon too. Okay back to the name change conversation. You don't want to hear about the Business Achievement Award because we could go back to it at any time later. I'll let Kalilah decide. What was the achievement? It's a six-minute story. Can it be condensed to 30 seconds?

I figured out how to bring it down from 45 minutes to six. Can I say that if you were truly a savvy businessman, you would be able to condense it to 30 seconds. And if you were truly a woman who didn't gaslight her guests, you would understand that this is about a narrative and not about how fast we could trim out the entertaining part. That's what you should rename. Pretty Cute Trash Tuesday changes into

We Trimmed Out the Entertaining Parts. part. That's what you should rename. Pretty cute trash Tuesday changes into we trimmed out the entertaining parts. So brand awareness is a very important thing for two reasons. One, it makes us feel comfortable. And two, you've watched Shark Tank. Of course you do. You're pregnant. When you see something on the shelf and you don't know what it is, chances are you're not going to pick it up. Esther? You lost her. Yeah.

I think you should keep the name. Okay. I was going to say, sometimes when I see something on the shelf and I don't know what it is, I'm more inclined to pick it up. Because I'm a little hunter-gatherer. Question for you. I want to know. Then you're a gatherer.

So, in fact, I'd call you a hoarder. Get rid of the der. Wait, do you not pick something up that you don't recognize? Yes, I do. No, he doesn't. He's scared. If there's a thousand things on the shelf, are you picking up a thousand of them or arbitrarily one random thing every now and then in however if you find what is this oh that's a drink careful careful okay is it hot no it's just

pretty serious you're touching it yeah is it hot well i was wondering why she was saying careful oh it's i think it's leaking maybe oh okay i'm scared i think trash isn't it lava hold on a second let's explore this let's explore this let's explore this let's explore this let's explore this let's explore this for the audio only people i picked up a lava lamp um And the, could I call you heavy? The heavy girl asked if it is lava. Now this is the hunter, by the way. This is the hunter. What does that question mean? Like if that's leaking and it's lava, are we all safe?

Wait, do you think lava lamps are actually made of lava? Do you think they're not? Esther went from asking a real stupid question to now leaning into the bit of it, right? It's wax. Yeah, Esther, you think that was molten lava? And it's just staying in the glass? Why is it called a lava lamp if it's not made of lava? Because it's supposed to look like lava, but right now it just looks like a whole bunch of...

Stop touching it around me! Stop it! Jesus, what, are you talking to Dave or something? It does look like, have you guys ever had a, you haven't, but like a man put semen into a glass of orange liquid? You think I haven't had a man put semen into a glass of orange juice? I'm sure you have. You must not listen to this podcast.

Do you remember it? Well, that would be a yellow liquid, if I'm not mistaken. Here's the thing about semen is that it doesn't mix well, right? It doesn't just, it doesn't. Oh, you have the wrong semen. It just doesn't mix well with water. It doesn't mix well with any solvent. It just kind of just separates from everything. Well, it's supposed to be able to move through, Esther, what do you call your vagina juice? Chocolate? Gloop. Gloop.

Acidic conditions. Yeah, that's so funny. Right. It is covered in the liquid from the prostate to withstand and endure the acidic conditions of a vagina. I feel that if Esther started a brand with her inspiration of Gwyneth Paltrow, she would refer to her brand as gloop. Yes.

Well, I find that... And yes, very good about the science. Discharge is either like gloopy or gloppy depending on the day. You kind of know what I mean. It's good merch. No one will know what it means. Discharge is either gloopy or gloppy

depending on the day. I get it. No, I get it. Gloppy is a little bit more watery and I think gloop is ovulation day where it's like that extra. I don't know if we're on the same page. Yeah, I don't think you guys are either.

I think Esther's just doing that thing she does where she says stuff. Oh, Esther, I think it's really cute that you thought it was. Glop would be chunkier. Yeah. Okay. No, gloop. No, glop. See, this is an issue.

Maybe the problem isn't the name of your podcast, but the hills you guys die on. Yeah. No, Gloop. No, Glop. See, this is an issue. Maybe the problem isn't the name of your podcast, but the hills you guys die on. Yeah. No. All right, if you guys are Team Glop thinking it's heavier, come into the bars, but you don't touch. So I know what the people at home are thinking. How the fuck did Rick Glassman get that Business Achievement Award? Well, we're not going to get into it today.

Okay? Let's try. But it's a medal. It's a medal. It's a medal? Yeah. All right. I could really trim it down.

I could trim it down, but you guys have to really be interested. Okay. I'm locked in. I know Esther's interested by how far away she's looking from me while I'm talking. Okay. Go. Freshman year of college. Oh, no.

Bored. I got an academic probation. I know, I know. I wasn't proud of it. All these, maybe a C. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. So you're not a smart guy.

Well, it's interesting that you're going to deduce intelligence without enough information. How ironic. I just got some pretty good information that's helping me deduce that. Oh. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, he doesn't like when his intelligence is insulted by the little pregnant lady.

Little. By the little heavy. I gave you two pieces of information. One, that my freshman year I got an academic probation. And two, business achievement award. Yeah, but that could- Real quick, how many business achievement awards have you won? Well, real quick, I've never been on academic probation and I also could see a business achievement award being won- Oh, reading it. Struggling reading what you're about to say. Being won by something I call charisma and not intelligence. Fair, fair. It was mostly charisma. Okay, so carry on. Thank you. So there I am doing my thing,

getting Ds. Just freshman year though. Just freshman year semester one. Can I, can I, look, I actually would say this story is moving too fast. Can you tell us a little bit about why that was happening? Yeah, absolutely. I've never heard you be interested in something other than what angle you're at. You failing in school? Yes. So in high school, I didn't do great. I didn't even go to my school the whole time. I had to go to special school for special boys. What kind of boys? It's called, not just boys, but for special kids. It was called PEP, Positive Education Program. It was for the troubled youth. Okay.

I was in the advanced program. Right. Accelerated. Yeah. Yeah. So that's just a difference between you and I. That's one of the differences, yeah. Yeah, okay.

I just wanted to set the scene. Sure. For the people that aren't into television, could you explain what that means? So I noticed that somebody in high school graduated with honors. I noticed on their diploma it said with honors. Now, I didn't think much of it at the time, but I did say, oh, that would have been cool. Sad. Why aren't you guys laughing at what Esther's saying?

How come you only laugh when I talk? I'm looking at a Trash Tuesday post. Oh, they're looking at their phone or something while you're talking. Oh, there. See, you're laughing now. Were you laughing at me or Esther? Esther. I'll tell you this.

I'm having fun. Yeah, of course. You're surrounded by more talented people than you are. And that's the difference. So there I am doing my thing in high school. And then I go to college, and I get on academic probation. I was just playing a lot of Magic the Gathering and doing my own thing. Were you having fun?

I wasn't like partying. I didn't drink or anything. I mean, I was playing a lot of basketball. I was just like, I'm on my own. I don't know. I just didn't care. Can I actually be honest for a moment here? I think that would be, I think, yeah.

I relate and I think back to the first semester of college and I'm like, that should really be about fun. I don't think fun and efficiency need to be mutually exclusive. No, they don't. They weren't for me. I was on an academic probation. Where did you graduate college from? So I didn't, but that's because I wasn't having fun. The fun stopped. Gotcha. Yeah. Rick, I can relate, but that's because I wasn't having fun. The fun stopped.

Gotcha. Yeah. Rick, I can relate, by the way. I had D's and F's my freshman year. You had D's and F's? Yeah. It wasn't a good year for me. Did you get a breast reduction?

I did. That too. Double D's to now A cups. Oh, well, you're an honor student now. Thank you so much. Did you have a breast reduction really? Yes. Can I see?

You've seen my tits so many times. How have I ever seen your tits? On the episode of when you were in lingerie. I've seen you in a bra. You've never seen my tits, Rick? Why would you? How many people have seen your tits? I've seen Esther's tits.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like we all share tits at some seen esther's tits that's what i'm saying like i feel like we all share tits at some point what's your famous quote about them well back in the day they were a waste on my body well i just remember i always looked at you as something that and i don't mean this in a nice way disgusting and i remember you you were young you know you're in your 40s and you lifted up your shirt for some reason because that was you know i feel like you only hang around people that show their dicks and tits i just realized truly you are not wrong about that um and esther's um esther's boobs i remember thinking like okay that's a waste why are those on her but i was also i was new to comedy too yeah you hadn't seen comedy tits before

oh no that's not what i meant i just mean i just mean I wouldn't say that now. I would just go like this. Wait. Did you say you were on a date? Yeah. Are you single Ricky again? It's nobody's business. Okay. That's fair.

Respect. But that is cool you went to the Magic House. Wait. Are you a member? I don't know if you can be a member, but if you can be, sign me up. I think it's like invite only, right? Something going on? Talks amongst yourself.

I thought the Magic Castle got canceled because they were, magicians were groping women in the night. I had never heard about that. No, I think you're thinking of stand-up comedy. Are you Mike? Do people know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yes.

Fun. Okay, do you want to tell the business achievement thing? Yeah, I also want to give a shout out to Nick Dopich. Do you know Nick? He's a comedian, magician. I've known him for a while. I sent him a message and I asked, because like seven years ago, he said, if you ever want to go to the Magic Castle, and I've always remembered that, but I never took him up on it.

And I sent him a message. And I don't know him that well, but he got me in. So he's there Mondays through Wednesdays. And it was a fun. Was it really? It was fun. That's what I hear. Yeah.

Vibes in there are so cool. I feel like it's dusty in there. Is it kind of like swampy? That's fair. Are you talking about Magic Castle? The one in Hollywood or the one right there? No, I don't know. It's dark.

How is the food? I picture the food scary. Right. The food. I mean, if you're going to Magic Castle for the food. I'm not. But it's expensive. But I want to have good food if I'm having a show.

You like the Magic Castle food? Yes, it's really good. Did you eat in the Houdini room? I don't know about that. It was delicious. Where in the Houdini room? I don't know about that. It was so, it was delicious. Where is the Houdini room? Is that the dining room or someplace else? It's a special dining room within the Magic Castle where Houdini's buried or something.

I doubt that. Is this embarrassing that I've lived in LA for 15 years, I've never been? I've never been. I thought that was the first time I went, but my mom said she took me when I was a kid. When you were in her belly? No. No. No. Okay.

I think a lot about what I'm going to tell my baby that we did while she was in my belly. Do you think you'll have a relationship with him? I'm wondering. Right. I think about it. So the food is like expensive. It's like a steak is in the 60s. That's just what I want to hear my date say.

You're laughing at Esther now, right? How far into the episode are we? He likes to keep track every time we record. No, Daddy paid for everything. My dad. My daddy. Yeah. Shout out to Marshall Rug Gallery.

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It's such a funny movie. Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi uh jim carrey uh magician movie it's it's like but what i just watched the prestige though the incredible first time the incredible burt wonderstone i've never seen that movie a lot of people haven't and it's a sleeper. It is laugh out loud. And Jay Moore, who is so funny, isn't it? Pull up a thumbnail. Maybe you recognize this. I forever just love Jay Moore from Picture Perfect with Jennifer Aniston.

He is so funny. I don't know him, but I reached out to him once. He said he'd do my pod. I'm just remembering. I want to ask him again. Doesn't Rick look like the kind of guy that would tell you that he loves the incredible Burt Wonderstone? Did you guys hear Esther's joke?

Wait a second. You've never seen The Prestige before? No, I watched it for the first time. Have you seen it? I think so. That's with two guys. Christian Bale. Christian Bale versus Hugh Jackman.

That's where they fight each other? Yeah. Yeah, I don't really remember it. It is such a great movie. The best movie I've ever seen in my life maybe i'll watch it tonight michelle williams is in it right no oh no scarlett johansson because she's with a drowning scarlett johansson i just re-watched someone else hey jesus rich i just re-watched my baby is here i get it scared my baby

um i just re-watched chef no go ahead talk about scarlett johansson chef with john favreau and scarlett johansson and bobby cannavale she's in everything that's crazy and john leguizamo who i don't know what your ethnicity is but you probably relate to him this is john leguizamo no lou diamond i know but john leguizamo is not filipino but lou diamond phillips is part filipino you can remember that because phillips, Guasamo, you know, drink it down. If it's brown. So this is Burt Wonderstone. Okay.

And it is slapstick at the, you know who else is in it? Tony Soprano. Really? Yeah. As Tony, like. I think so. As Doug Money. They would probably say not. What's his name in it? Doug Money. James Gandolfini as Doug Money. It's so, so funny. So this episode is sponsored by Mountain Valley Water and Burt Wonderstone. Okay. How did we get

here? Because Magic Castle. Let's go back. I'm thinking I'm ready to go back to the Business Achievement Award. Couldn't have come soon enough. Which is what Dave said you were on eight and a half months ago. Actually, nine months. You know a woman is actually pregnant ten months. People don't know that.

We do. A lot of men don't know that. Men. I know that women are pregnant for ten months and I know where the clit is. You're one of the good ones. Thank you. How long did it take for you to be like, and I know where the clit is. You're one of the good ones. Thank you. How long did it take for you to be like, oh, there's the clit? Right when she let me put my hand on her knee. Big clit.

Really big clit. There's... Oh, there's pictures. Yeah, it's... Anyway, so I didn't do well my first semester freshman year, and I remembered that thing that was on, oh, could somebody get Esther a milkshake? Can we get Esther a milkshake? I'm not going to tell it.

You know what? No, no, I want to know. I want to know. Esther, there's a reason that you guys need guests. I want to know. Watch what happens without this. Talk about Scarlett Johansson for another four minutes. No, no, I really want to know.

Please. Do your thing. I'll talk about it in a minute. Do your thing. What does the medal look like? You know my arms are a little tired. Why don't you carry the podcast? Please, Rick.

We love you, Rick. We need you, Rick. Rick. Rick. Rick. Rick. Rick. Cheesy energy in this place.

Wasn't the piano cool, though, Rick? Did you see that? Yeah, it was a player piano. They said a ghost does it. It was just a this place. Wasn't the piano cool though, Rick? Did you see that? Yeah, it was a player piano. They said a ghost does it. It was just a player piano. I've seen those. Oh, you sound like a little kid that's like, I know. I know it was not a real ghost.

That actually does look cool. It is. Yeah, but that ghost isn't there. You scream out any song and it plays. Oh, I didn't know I could do that part. It's kind of like Amazon Echo. That's like the main thing about it. Dave hates magic, so.

Bobby does too. Bobby hates magic. Yeah. But he loves Shin Lim. Do you guys know who that is? No. That's the Asian version of the Holocaust movie, Schindler's List.

That's what I was thinking. He's this incredible magician. And he was on America's Got Talent, but he has a show now in Vegas. Oh, he does close magic. He does the cards. He does the cards. Yeah, he's brilliant.

Yeah. Very, very good. Do you love magic, huh? I love good performances. I truly do. We've gone to musicals. I love comedy. I love magic.

Yeah, this guy, he's incredible. I love good showmanship. Love. I was at the Magic Castle, and I'm watching. There's different things. Like, you go to the show, and there's some main rooms, and you walk around, like, at the bar. Somebody's doing some stuff.

And there's this guy doing a shtick at the bar. And it's like, we're in different worlds, but it's the same thing. He's probably been working on on this act maybe he's been doing it for a long time maybe he tries new stuff i don't know where he is and how much he wants to challenge himself yet but like this is his thing this is his world this is his and people coming around and he has his things that he does and like it's supposed to look effortless and it's supposed to look like he's just coming up with it. But then he's going to go off into his little dungeons or whatever the magic people do. And we go off to our diners and whatever comedians do. But it's just like it's all performance.

We're all just trying to entertain people and be like good at it. I have a question about entertainers in general. Since you guys are both performers and entertainers, when you come across another entertainer, do you want to let them know that you are an entertainer too? Not really. Iser do you want to let them know that you are an entertainer too not really something you want to flex as well or do you just let them have their for me that's a no you uh it's not as binary as i get why you would ask that question no i don't be i like like if i'm in the audience i want to just like i want to watch i want to be in the audience but i think there is something to like like i went up after to tell one of the guys um how much i'm just being like honest like how much i enjoyed the

show and i really did and there was a part of me that like wanted him to take my opinion like value my like like i'm not just some jo some Joe Schmo off the street eating this sandwich and saying, this is good. I'm a chef. And I'm, you know what I'm saying? Like, so I mean, it wasn't like sneak that information in there. It wasn't important to me. I'm just saying, I get the question. Cause it registered. Like I get why you would ask that it wasn't important to me. Um, but maybe if there was like, uh, like if there was something I wanted to know how he did that, you know, or I wanted some access to the Houdini room or whatever the thing is,

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That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P.com slash trash Tuesday. Oh my God. I just got so out of breath. It's okay. Take your time. Did you think about when you had to walk up my aunt's steps when we podcasted? That was so hard. You weren't even pregnant. No. Is that in that one room with when you first, the first iteration of Rick and Esther? Yeah. Your aunt's house with that beautiful couch. Beautiful. Yeah.

Esther had to walk up, not quite a flight of steps, but like almost like you had to go upstairs. And she was furious. It was honestly a lot. Meanwhile, I had to bring a friend over to help me move this big table. I bought lights. I brought all my equipment. It took, I went the day before for an hour and a half and then an hour before to set stuff up.

I asked my aunt if we could use blah, blah, blah. I'm there. It's also on a hill. Trust me. It's on a hill. Trust me. We should literally do a Trash Tuesday Rick Glassman excursion. I'll show you these stairs.

It was at the house in La Crescenta. When I came to do this podcast today, I asked if I could have where the nearest tea coffee place was. And I was told it's 10 minutes away. You guys are in the middle of nowhere. Industrial a little bit. You have to do stuff. To get your location, sometimes you have to do stuff. You have to get your locations. Sometimes you have to travel. What are you?

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No, I just had it again a couple of days ago. That's really good. So Howlin' Ray's is your number one, right? And shout out to Johnnylin' Rays? No, I just had it again a couple of days ago. I saw you post it. So Howlin' Rays is your number one, right? And shout out to Johnny Rays, by the way, owner of it, who maybe, you know, like when you go up and you're like, maybe I shouldn't say this. I'll say it. We might have to bleep it.

I don't know. I'll let you know. Wait, are you and Johnny close? We follow each other on social, and I messaged him the other day that I was going into Howlin' Rays in Pasadena and let's just say I didn't have to completely wait in a line. What's your biggest flex? That's your biggest flex is that Howlin' Rays follows you like on Instagram?

Oh, not follows, that I was able to skip the line. Oh, that's a pretty big deal because that line outside that Howlin' Rays is very long. And for good reason. There's a couple restaurants where it's like a long line that I can kind of DM and get some food. See, that's the thing that you were talking about as a performer. Do you want people to know? No, I don't need people to know. But if you could get a little something out of it, who are we pretending that we don't want that?

If you can get a bagel without waiting in line, like, yeah, yeah i'll do that and you know what else i liked about the hookup i didn't get any discount no it was just that which means i now feel comfortable asking for that again yes that is a huge thing if somebody wants to pay for something for me i went to um the first time i ever went to Best Friend, Roy Choi's restaurant at. I've never been able to get in there. Is it good? It's really good. And it's really fun.

Wasn't that Bobby and Santino's podcast in the pilot? What's it called? It's called Best Friend. It's Roy Choi's restaurant in Vegas. Okay. But the first time I went there. Shut up. The first time I went there, he didn't let me pay.

And I, like you said, I felt really bad asking the second and third time that I was in Vegas. But what were you asking for? Because there's a long line or a wait to get in? No. It's hard to get in. I've never been able to get in. It's hard to get in. But when I went there, I, so the second time I reached out I was like

please for the love of God like do not like I want to pay for this meal like I'm with my family like we're a lot of people but that feeling of like it's like that I feel good knowing that I'm paying and like supporting a friend like a hundred percent. I agree, but I will say like, I feel like Vegas, it's like on the casino and it's a little bit okay. No, I don't think Esther knows how the world works. So it's his restaurant. It wasn't on the casino. It's the restaurant is in the casino. You don't think the casino. You think Bobby Flay makes money when, when Caesar's sports book is doing well? I know. You don't think the casino... You think Bobby Flay makes money when Caesar's sports book is doing well? I actually don't know how that works. But do you think that it's not... Real quick, Esther's mad at me, right? You don't think that it's the casino financing,

bankrolling the restaurant? I think that if the owner of the restaurant is going to hook her up, it's coming out of the bottom line of the restaurant. It's completely different accounting and bookkeeping. I disagree. Of course. Remind me where you graduated from college. I didn't, but I think this is more of a gambler's daughter's intuition over a guy who got a college degree from some school that probably wasn't that good because you didn't do good in high school. You don't even know about the Business Achievement Award, and you're just throwing things out there.

But she does know a thing or two about casinos. And I know a thing or two about the restaurant business. I grew up in the restaurant business. You think that the casinos can just comp left and right, and that that's coming out of... If the casino chooses to comp, then the casino is going to be paying the restaurant for it. The casino doesn't go to the restaurant and say,

hey, we're going to take $180 away from you because our whale is here. I think it's a licensing deal. Oh, my God. You're so Shark Tank heavy right now. The casino is running the business, but they're paying Roy Choi for the name. And there's no way that's not the case. We should just have Roy Choi on the show and ask him how it works. I'm sure he'll be happy to share.

When Roy Choi, say that one time slow, comps a meal for you, it's coming out of the restaurant book you make. That's what I am saying. It's not. Do you think the casino and the restaurant share books? I think that the casino runs the books. Do you think that LAX is paying for... I don't think there's a Cinnabon at LAX. You would know.

Is there? There's a Cinnabon at LAX? I don't think so. No, there's not. Oh, thank God. You think that there's one at O'Hare. There's one at your airport. At O'Hare,

do you think O'Hare is paying for the Cinnabon stuff? You're talking about an airport. That's a completely different subject. We're talking about a casino. I think that the casino gets customers in the casino to play the game. I'm sorry I spit. I'm just really.

Didn't even notice. Okay. And by the way that they do that is they advertise Roy Choi best friend. The casino is benefiting off of that name. It's like. And that restaurant is benefiting off of the foot traffic at the casino. It's harmonious marketing. Do you think that Lady Gaga, when she plays at Park MGM, is paying rent at the theater

to use it? No. She's being hired out to come and she's being paid for by the casino. I think it's the same thing with those big banner restaurants. Probably just ask somebody who does know. Thank you. I have an intolerance. So, um... Clip it.

Clip it, baby! We got our cold open. It's nice to see your teeth. Blur my teeth. That's funny because I thought they were. I don't know, you guys. So anyway, I was on the dean's list every semester except for one thereafter. Okay, Big Daddy.

How did you turn it all around? How did you go from D's and F's to being the guy? Yes, Cinderella. Well, I would love to tell the story. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Do you know that this is Esther's official baby shower? Could you imagine?

Wait a minute. I didn't know Esther, even when pregnant, would have a shower. I have not had a shower this whole pregnancy. Is that true? Yes. We should call it a baby bath. Yeah. Yeah. This is a baby bath. And thank you for dressing up for Esther's baby bath. Absolutely. You look great. Thank you. And I was taking a shower this morning. I was putting myself in water and soap and emulsifying. Got it. Emulsifying. And I was like, what am I going to wear? And I thought I had this thing hanging up waiting to go get dry cleaned or ironed for poor people.

And I said, I think I'd like to dress up for this podcast. I think it's ironed for rich people. Okay. You said that people in TV go get their dry cleaning just to get ironed. Yeah. That seems like something a rich person would do. Right. So a poor just to get ironed. Yeah. That's something a rich person would do. Right. So a poor person would iron their clothes.

Yeah. So I'm saying I get my things dry cleaned, or if you're poor, ironed. Yes. He's saying that poor people have to iron their own. Clip it. War him open. Lava. Slip it.

Warm open. Lava. Did you know that lava is just rock that is hot enough to be in its liquid form? Is that true? You're my lava expert. I lava a lot. Do you really not know what lava is? Have you heard of the term liquid magma?

No. Have you heard? Just lava rock isma? No. Have you heard? Just lava rock is just a rock, right? In its solid form. You know, in Hawaii, the islands is a chain of, because of eruptions that happened. And as the tectonic plates moved, as did the eruption location in the ocean. And then. Wow.

You must have been on the Dean's list. Well, for most of the time. You know, Rick, the Philippines is also on the Pacific Ring of Fire. What's his name? Johnny Cash. Yes. Filipino Johnny Cash. Pacific. The archipelago of the Philippines was also made that way through volcanic eruptions.

Do you guys ever talk about Pangea on this podcast? We can talk about Pangea. What's that? Pangea was... I can explain so I can understand. You know how when you were born, you had your family and all your cousins didn't include you, but you were all in one location. And as time goes, so do you all drift further and further apart.

But when you guys come home for some type of like, I guess you get together whenever you're doing a comedy special because you need them when you all come together that's like one continent again so oh yeah so it was all we were all one and then it moves away and mass that eventually through tectonic plate movement separated over okay i know i'm familiar with the concept. I just didn't know the name. East Russia and Alaska, even after they separated, were close enough that during the Ice Age, there was an ice bridge

that allowed a lot of the land mammals, some of which are probably your ancestors, to cross over. And that's how you could see some of these, otherwise, how would they relate? Yeah, look it, there's your family. Do you think that your ancestors are not land mammals?

Just curious. I do. Okay okay have you guys done it no i same i i'm sorry i don't want to happen what happened on rick and esther every time i didn't mean anything do you remember when you got ever said every time i made a joke i'm so sorry that's you're gaslighting me now you that's why do you what do you mean now are you conceding to gaslighting one sec i have I have a call. Do you know how much Neanderthal you have in your DNA? I don't like to talk about other people. What? I don't like to talk about other people. Yourself.

Well, it's about my ancestors as well. And some of my uncle-sisters. We'll be right back. Uncle-esters? Oh, I hated that one. Uncle-esters is a good one. How good do you think this podcast would be honestly and i'm not interested in doing this but if if if it were me with you guys all the time if we can talk about pangea and tectonic plate movement really excellent

that version of it i don't think people listen to comedy podcasts to learn about do you think this is a comedy podcast wait what did you think what were you gonna say you go first you first i don't think of my podcast as a comedy podcast what do you think of it as i think of my podcast as a funny podcast but it's not it's not a difference um yeah i'm not saying yeah okay um it's just a category to take your shoes off to watch jokes and to laugh all the time. And it's, oh, it's a fun, it's like, it's main job is to be funny. I put that to its pressure, like when I want to have serious conversations. I totally agree. And I think we both are on the same page with that.

Like comedy podcast is sort of lame. Like I would refer to this as like a kind of a boring podcast or whatever. Yeah, just friends hanging. How about that? Yeah, I have always fantasized about the three of us and not in the way you're thinking. Oh, you mean like sexually? I have low key always thought that after we did the lingerie episode,

I was like, wow, like there really is like a synergy between the both of you. Unlike I've ever seen. And I wish that, you know, we would get more than 17 episodes of Rick and Esther have a time. Esther, even when she came, she never really showed up. But I do think it would be fun to have you two on my podcast together at some point. We would love that.

We talked about that a whole bunch. Yeah, I've said yes multiple times. I'm not going to go through the texts right now, but it's tough to schedule. You're, you know, getting breast reductions and Esther's eating. Well, I will say the last nine months I've been trickier. Ten. Thank you. Thank you, Daddy.

It's been trickier, but you and I talked about this yesterday that I would love for us to come on your show. And honestly, I'll say it right here right now live in studio on camera we've even discussed rick month yeah at trash tuesday really asking what do you pay me for that we we will talk about that there conversation you don't have to pay me but we're you know it'd be fun to do write that down clip that clip that clip it but we would fun to do. Write that down. Clip that. Clip that. Clip it. But we would love to do, like, because we've been, that's, so, you know, obviously we're in this transition. And right now we're banking because I have some plans coming up.

What do you got going on? Let's just say she wasn't expecting to be recording at 38 weeks pregnant. I was expecting something else. Well, if you would have asked her 10 years ago, she never would have thought. Let's do a little practice. I want to see your acting. No, I can't. I ate everything about birth. You're blocking my camera and my light.

Numbers are going up. Watch this. Watch how much it peaks. Watch this. We'll look at the analytics later. this we'll look at the analytics later wait but rick i i want to know your opinion of this and also i would love to know the fans opinion too like this is something we've because you know we've been brainstorming like a month of a guest and change it up because we we're definitely not in the mood of like oh let's have a replacement

host like that's not where we're at and obviously we're early in this process of the reconfiguration of the show um but what do you think about like a month of rick here's how here's here's how i'll do that okay because you've had part one part two part threes with the same person right and you love that let's say for instance like adam ray because he's somebody that you just connect with on a different level. You guys have a great time. Third?

Fourth, maybe? Yeah. Is that what you mean? Or you mean in a row? In a row. Like in a row where you've just... I don't think I've done that before. I'm not against it.

I'm not against it. I've had... But I don't think I've done that. For no reason. I mean, I have no point of view on that. I know people do like residency type things. That's kind of what we're talking about. But, you know, we'll have a conversation.

What do you guys make a week? 50,000 each? 500 million smiles and kisses from Donut. How do you think people are going to receive this new podcast of yours? Well, we don't know. We just hope that they're sticking around and have faith that Esther and I will put on a good show, which I think we've had. Well, then you must have had really good guests. We've had really great guests. You're not wrong about that.

Yeah. Not saying I'm part of it, but just removing me from the equation, two of your favorite guests that have been banked up since this. It doesn't mean that your third and fourth aren't great, just like that you're most excited about. I think all of them. Okay. They're all bangers, actually. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll set my schedule. Everyone's so different, though, you know? Like, how can you compare a Miranda to a Rick? Ooh, that is a cute one. You can't compare them. They both have black hair and a nice figure.

But it's such a different show, and I think I personally love both. I think both are good. You've both seen You're Naked. No. I haven't. I got a break. Why didn't you used to show your boobs what was that you were young she liked them she was proud of them i think i just thought it was silly and funny and i was just like who cares like i don't this is not sexual for me and it almost felt like a

way to like scare a boy and i know that that that was wrong. Why was it wrong? Because it's not socially acceptable? Because I didn't really understand that I could be sexualized. Well, I don't think that you're necessarily wrong about that. I do wonder, though, why is it okay for guys to show their nipples? But for girls, it's not. I think that sucks. It does suck.

It's so weird. It's so weird that this thing, this mammary gland, is just so hyped up. For people that aren't on television, could you explain what that means? It's this thing that mammals just have on their chest

that we're supposed to conceal because somehow we're of a different gender. I'm going to be honest. The M-word is really triggering me while I'm pregnant. What would you call Simba's father? What's his name? I forgot.

I'll give you a hint. Cow. A cow goes. Oh. Mufasa. Oh, she said it. Mufasa's a good one. Oh, I can't.

I can't. Okay. I have to. I'm sorry. I'm like, there's something about being this far along in a pregnancy where I'm so squeamish about human things. Oh. Anyone?

Anyone else this far in a pregnancy right now? I'm not pregnant. Anyone in the room? Do you, have you, you've been pregnant a couple of times, right? Yeah. Do you ever wish that, do you want to in the future carry it a little bit longer before you have it thrown away? Yeah. I think so. How long would you like to have it carried carry it a little bit longer before you have it thrown away? Yeah, I think so.

How long would you like to have it carried before getting rid of it? What's your beef with abortions? Yeah, what's your beef with abortions? Is that what you think? That's what you call it, throwing it away? You don't think that they're emotional things we go through and tough decisions we have to make when we're 19 years old and have no money? Every time I throw away a donut because I bought 12 and I know if I don't throw them away now, I'll eat the other four tomorrow,

I have an emotional response to it. What's your beef with abortions? It's still my right to throw it away as it is yours. Yes. I don't have beef with it. I've done it. You have?

No, I think that if I were to have... I mean, there's context to it that you wouldn't understand. If my partner and I were to... If I were to get pregnant today, I would absolutely keep it. I think I've said it on a show multiple times. I think you should have a baby. I think so too. Wait, why are you saying that? Just because it doesn't look good on me. You guys need another, you need a host. I would love to have a baby. Yeah. I think I'm ready for that. Thanks. Do you have any, anybody in your life that you've had that conversation?

If, if blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, by this year, let's have like, we'll have each other's baby. Wait, are you trying to have that conversation with her right now? No, I have those people in my life already. You do? Really? Shut up.

Yeah. Wait. And what's the, what's the, what's the agreement? It's going to be this year. I'm going to have six babies with six different women.

Rick, be for real for one second. Okay. What is like, what age would you like to maybe consider being? Really? Can I just say that, and I'm being really serious, I think that really warms my heart. I know. That would make me really happy.

I really do think you'd be a really fun dad. We've had some good conversations because, you know, when we were doing Where Can Esther Have a Time, I was in the very early stages of pregnancy. It was very hard. But I was really pleasantly surprised to hear you talk about, like in a beautiful way, how much he wants to be a father. And I do think that that is very – it warms me up to you a little in a nice way. You're warmed up to me, aren't you? Are you not really warmed up to me? Isn't this all just for fun?

Don't you love me so much? It's both. What's the bad? What's the bad you feel about me that's not a joke? Sometimes it's like sometimes... Fix the way you're talking to me. Everything's fine today. Fix the way you're talking to me. Everything's fine today.

Fix the way you're talking to me. Oh, okay. I know what that's from. I've often thought about, like, if you could be any Disney princess, I would have you be Ariel when she leaves the water. Mute. Wait a second. I want to ask you guys what you think is more important. So I watched this whole thing on FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt.

Because of the New Deal? What's the New Deal? How much of FDR did you watch? Well, listen. Okay. So when FDR died, one of his closest... What? Oh, I forgot to set this up.

I forgot to set this up. I'm sorry. This is a character I've been working on all my podcasts. This is my impression of a guy who lives his life in the This is a character I've been working on all my podcasts. This is my impression of a guy who lives his life in the modern world and everything is the same as I live my life, except for he doesn't know FDR died. Okay, you're fucking with me. You know what? If you hadn't set that up, I would have had no idea.

Of course, you fucking dropout. Go ahead. You should call this podcast The New Deal. The New Deal is a great name. It's really? Kinda Cute was also kinda cute. Just look up FDR New Deal for these idiots. We've also talked about like something that has to do with Slug as a name.

Ooh. Two slimy girls and a guest. Okay. Slimy. Slimy's good. Also like Slug, you could think like this podcast is moves really slow it does sometimes and it's about to get a lot slower as i explain we're trying to put ourselves out of our shell all right go ahead okay so what do you guys think of this so when fdr passed away

one of his closest female confident like woman confidants who lived with him who was a really good friend i'm so sorry r. I know this is news to you. What are you talking about? Wow, he's really auditioning today. I'm not. Cut that part out where I said the month long of Rick. Rick, look at this headline. Did you miss this one? Oh, yeah.

It says, President Dead. That's actually harsh. She writes in her journal at this headline. Did you miss this one? Oh, yeah. It says, President Dead. That's actually harsh. She writes in her journal, this woman. She goes. They used to make their headlines, by the way, just like, let me just. No, no fluff. Let me just tell you what happened. It's actually better. Now it would be another male white president dies, finally.

I'm telling you, it's fun when you have funny people on this show. Have you thought about having just three different, me and like two other people? Go ahead, talk to Boris about New Deal. Why I don't get to talk about my business achievement award. I'm going to keep it really quick,

under 30 seconds. So this woman writes in her journal, she goes, poor Eleanor. This is when FDR passed away. And she describes their relationship as being so just, they saw eye to eye in just about everything, like their mission in life, all of their big dreams. But she goes, it always made me sad that they were never able to relax and play around each other. They were just very serious with each other and they had such a reverence for each other. So I wanted to ask you both, what do you think is more important that you're able to relax and play and be silly with your partner or that you share the same goals and dreams for humanity or like the higher order stuff? You know, this is, this is why Kalilah is Kalilah. It seems like it was really not not gonna go somewhere and it was

about it was about fdr and that really scared me because presidents and especially dead presidents the only presidents esther knows about are ones that have musicals i know no she's hardcore like kennedy historian oh that's true i love the kennedys they're such trauma how tall is he i don't know how tall is he now but don't know. How tall is he now? But isn't it weird that they called him Jack? Jack, yeah. They called him Jack. He was Jack.

You know what his dad did to his sister, don't you? A lot of bad stuff has happened. Yeah. He was a Nazi sympathizer. Who was? The dad. The dad, Joe? The patriarch.

Joe the millionaire aristocrat patriarch. Why do people hate millionaires patriarch i think why do people hate millionaires also why do people think i come from money i get comments people like this fucking rich guy i grew up upper middle class that's money that's money and then middle class oh my god i only got one nice new pair of shoes a year what a tragedy me too and you know how I got mine? My dad threatened to sue Nike. Smart.

Just trying to get the- Free shoes for the whole family. Once a year. Was he trying to sue them because- He fell in his shoe and found a way to blame them. And did it work? I just said free shoes for the whole family. Did I not?

A few years. How many shoes did you get? We had a lot do you esther do you know that i got free rebox and adidas for years because i was their athlete of the year that was wait what yeah it was like sponsored by my sister was sponsored by rebox by two oh and then my i was by adidas when i was younger when i I signed for the Philippine national team. So I would always get free shoes. But my mom, who was a tyrant, would never get my size shoes.

She would get them for my uncles and everyone else in the family. And I never got my pair. And it's really sad. She was like, you have to give it to the family. They don't have as much as you. I'm like, what the fuck, bitch? I'm swimming my fucking, like, I, anyways. Yours was Reebok or your sister's?

My sister's. What were you? Adidas. Adidas. The Scott Galloway pronunciation. We should get Adidas to send you some shoes in your size. You deserve that. Thank you.

Don't you think? Yeah. What size shoe are you? Of course it had a sad ending, by the way. I never, I'm a size nine. I was going to guess nine. Oh, thanks, Rick. What's I was, I was a size nine. Oh, thanks Rick. What's mine?

Five. Four and a half. It's five, but I could fit a four and a half if they made it. Yeah. Not while you're pregnant. Guess what?

Your feet shrunk when you were pregnant. My hands are shrinking. Honest to goodness. And again, I mean this in like the meanest way. While you were going like this earlier, I think your hands look so small.

Is that a real thing that happened? No, we don't know what's going on. Maybe the rest of you is just getting further away. Wait, what do you explain? Oh, you're so, so stupid. You're my stupidest friend. So you're saying it's all an illusion. Actually, you're not at all. Somebody said to me the other day, I was getting an MRI on my shoulder. You know me. Somebody said to me the other day, I was getting an MRI on my shoulder. You know me. No, this is my elbow. And the woman thought I was a scientist.

And she thought. Oh, that's not like a good physical compliment. She wasn't looking at my cock. I don't have a cock of a scientist. If anybody thinks that I have a cock of a scientist, they don't know cocks. Okay. But she's right. That's not a good physical compliment. It wasn't about my physicality. It was about my observations and my questions. Okay. That's okay. And I go, no, no, I'm a comedian. She goes, oh, yeah. And she just complimented my intellect. And then she goes, and she looked at, I'm not

joking. She looked down at my crotch area and she went like this. I don't know. Maybe she was just, I don't know. Maybe her lips were dry. But she said, oh, well, comedians are smart. So that makes sense. You have to be smart to be funny. And I thought about it for a second and I go, I have so many very funny friends that are idiots. Idiots. There is a range there he's not an idiot watch this Brent Morin I think is one of the funniest people

in the world I really do ask him about Pangea ask him how to spell pan watch this maybe he's just illiterate but check out his special specials i love i love so much you should have him on he's the sweetest guy ever i love him and you could make fun of him and he won't even know you're doing it he his brother is a ob-gyn really yeah and he gave me

his number that's so sweet he's great I think he forgot how to answer phones. And I know I said this on your podcast when I was on, Rick, but I was having a really bad night with my pregnancy ass. Sorry, one second. Pregnancy ass. We're on Trash Tuesday, or the podcast formerly known as Trash Tuesday. Formerly known? Well, I don't want to get into it right now.

Formerly known means like it used to be known as that. That's what I'm saying. That's news, huh? trash Tuesday and formally known. Well, I don't want to get into it right now. Formally known means like it used to be known as that. That's what I'm saying. That's news, huh? Oh yeah. Big time. I just break it now. So we're talking about, I said, cause somebody said to me that in order to be funny, you have to be smart. And I said, that's not true. I know so many funny people that are so stupid. And Esther said, who? And I said, I think Brent is one of the funniest people in the world and he's an absolute idiot. And I just wanted to confirm with you, who's FDR?

FDR? Oh, fucking, that's that thing you, so that thing you turn like a script into when you want to print it. That's FDX. What is, you're thinking of PDS. What is. That's a great president. No, no, no, no, no, no.

What is Pangea? Pangea? That's that fucking little bear in the jungle, right? No, you're thinking of a panda. Okay. All right. Let's see. How many months is a woman pregnant for?

That's a trick question Okay That's Brent Morin, check out his special I am Brent Morin or the other stuff Whatever the fuck I used to do I'm trying to get them to get you on the podcast Yeah, whenever What do you girls think?

I love him We need a cute guy For once Yeah, we need a cute guy. For once. Yeah, we want a cute guy in here. Do you have any girlfriends that are a

real catch that you could get on as a guest while Brent is on? And I could come too? Can it be us? What's that? Like a girl that Brent is on and I could come too? Can it be us? And Brent and I, what's that? No, like a girl that Brent would be attracted to. Well, he doesn't want us here. Well, let's do it, but we'll get all dolled up as best we can and see how it goes.

Okay. We'll go in disguises. Okay. Sexy lady disguises. What's your favorite thing about Brent and what's your least favorite thing about Brent? Esther first. My favorite thing is that he has acid reflux. Okay.

And I have no least favorite thing other than I just don't see him enough. Oh. Yeah. Everyone go on. I like that. What about you, Kalilah? My favorite memory of Brent is going to a CAA party where Bobby was being a… For people that aren't into television, could you explain what that means? Going to an agency party and Bobby being a social butterfly and Brent sticking by me and keeping me company because he's a sweetheart like that.

And I didn't feel alone. And what's your least favorite thing about him? That I don't see him enough. I haven't seen him in a long time. That's my least favorite thing about him too. And I could see him every day and I would still say that. That's Brent Morin.

Check out his Instagram at B-R-E-N-T-M-O-R-I-N. And his brother is an OBGYN. And he's a future guest on the unnamed podcast. What do you think? Because the podcast has changed and it's just Kalilah and Esther now. What do you think they should change the name to? Pangea.

All right. Bye, buddy. How do I turn this thing off? I love him. Yeah. What an idiot. You guys never answered my FDR question, by the way. It's really good.

No, I didn't. No, you didn't. I think, God, both are so important right like that you can be silly with your partner and be serious and be on the same page my gut is leaning silly but i don't think you could really sustain without like the formal yeah because i could be silly with dave but if we weren't on the same page about like not believing in religion, being scared of roller coasters, like I don't know how we would get through. Because FDR really revered Eleanor in that way and that he trusted her so much so that she became a part of like the United Nations like council and was the only woman in that because she was really a brilliant person. But they could never relax around each other, and that made me sad.

What do you think, Ricky? Well, there's a difference between sharing values and being serious. I think that if you don't share in some of the values that are most important, then it's a non-starter. important than it's a non-starter. Um, but my mom and dad are like, they're best friends and they, um, have things in common. Absolutely. But they have more interests that they do not share than interests that they do. And they could do them with each other separately or opposite my dad goes to vegas my mom doesn't want to go my mom goes to shows my dad doesn't want to go but they're always playing and doing and laughing um the idea of not being able to play

is possible because like not everybody shares similar frequencies of personality but the but the idea of somebody two people not being able to be serious together just feels like a hypothetical that isn't real like anybody could be serious no but serious in a way where you're able to understand the depths of the way they think i if i said i set up with brent brent you're stupid let me ask you some questions bre Brent now knows to play stupid. We had a conversation with each other without saying anything seriously or literally. I think that if you're able to play with somebody

and you're on the same page and play, that's a much deeper connection than just being able to be like, what is your favorite meal? Yeah, but that's not what she's saying about what's serious. It's not, what is your favorite meal? No, what I'm saying is

if you're able to play with somebody, if I'm able to be serious with somebody, it doesn't mean that I can play with them. If I can play with somebody, I believe I can be serious with them. But what if we could play, but it's like we disagree on very fundamental— That's why I was saying the values need to be lined up. I think that's what she's talking about. If I want to have kids and you don't, if I want to raise my kids Jewish and you want to raise them something

else, if you can't agree on those values, certain values and or find a compromise that works, then you need to have that. Okay. So what's more important, that or silliness? That's the fucking question. In a monogamous relationship i think you need to share share values first but i don't but that to me is just like also you need to be attracted to the there's certain things that you like need to have that to me don't define the relationship i think that i could probably forego play because i can i'm surrounded by you guys and people who i know I play well with. So I don't necessarily maybe need that out of my- So then your spouse would be just a utility. Not a utility, but someone I can talk about like the deeper stuff with, the more serious stuff that like really matter as opposed

to the superficial, light, silly stuff. True. And that sounds fun too. I don't have that I could think of a person in my life that I play with in a connected way that I cannot have those serious conversations with. But I could on the inverse. I see what you're saying. I've had, we've had many, many connected serious conversations. And I would imagine people that see us without hearing us talk about that wouldn't know that. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. us without hearing us talk about that wouldn't know that oh yeah that's true yeah because when we're on the phone i feel like we it's a little more or when we like hang out after a pod like

to talk about the same thing yeah yeah you're right yeah off camera if you could connect with somebody in play you can probably i guess an analogy would be that i i don't necessarily subscribe to but a lot of people do and i get why they think that is like when funny people that are good actors go do a drama. It seems so unlikely, but it's people say it's easier to do drama than comedy. I'm not saying I have skin in the game on that, but I'm saying that as an analogy. Like I don't I you yeah i you're saying what you're saying is i totally agree with you and i think it's true it's like it's easier to picture robin williams being this funny guy and then nailing it in a serious role which we've seen

him do than to picture like who's a great dramatic actor john c reilly um oh that's a great dramatic actor? John C. Reilly. Oh, that's a bad example. He was drama first. Liam Neeson. Not Liam Neeson. What's his name? Daniel Day-Lewis. Yeah, but somebody who has done it. Who has done both.

Not Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson's playing the new Naked Gun. I just re-watched Naked Gun. I just think if someone is funny, it's easier for them to be a good actor dramatically. The old Naked Gun? Yeah, the a good actor dramatically. The old naked gun? Yeah, the real naked gun. The guy in that?

Leslie Nielsen. Leslie Nielsen, not Liam Neeson. Yeah, Leslie Nielsen. I know what you're saying, Esther. And I still give up, though. I was trying to think of who was a drama guy before comedy. Those are good examples, but I was trying to look for an example of someone that was a drama guy that has not well executed comedy, but I couldn't think of it. But you can think of so many comedians like Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler.

Not so many, but those are the good ones. Yeah. I just, because to be funny, you have to play things real. I think of it like scripts too. Like a good comedy needs to still have good relationships and story and jokes. A good drama is the same thing, but less jokes. Yeah. So like a drama is just a comedy that isn't funny.

Yeah. Dave always says it's like the comedy comes later. It's, it's, you have to, it's, yeah. Yeah. It doesn't take away from the drama. Right. Yeah. So, uh, values first, play second. it's it's you have to it's yeah yeah it doesn't take away from the drama right yeah so uh values

first play second seriousness third you guys this has been the worst baby shower i've ever been to i've been clutching this baby thinking we're gonna have some swaddle contest or something shall we at least dip our toes okay so it's like around and then you swaddle it and then you put these little things on whoever Shall we at least dip our toes? So this is a competition. So I've actually never done this. So this is a great thing for me to try and do. I also think that doing it fastest is the winner is a metric that I don't subscribe to.

I think whoever does it the safest and most comfortable. I agree. Okay. So I'm going to take my fucking time. Okay. So you guys are going to swaddle a baby and whoever does it best. Well, we have to change the diaper first.

I've never done this before. So, I mean, I'm not going to be able to do it fast. I've never done it either. Are we allowed to show the baby naked or should I do it on top of the clothes? Oh, it smells like a baby. Wait, I can't take the clothes off of this.

Let's not. I should figure out how to do this too, but... You'll have your people do it. I'll learn later. I'm going to... This diaper is way too big for this little baby, so I'm going to... This diaper is way too big for this little baby, so I'm going to... Yeah, I'm just going to kind of fold

it. And its arms can't go up? I might. I think I got it. This is stressing me out. They say that you just kind of have instincts and you know how to do this stuff, but. Did it.

Oh, it looks like it's going to a little baby toga party. Kalilah, what's so funny is that you learn how to swaddle a baby in your pediatric rotation in nursing school, and I do not remember any of it. I learned this in Chipotle. That's what she likes to call lunch and dinner. I love Chipotle so much. I haven't had it in so long because it's too spicy. Is this like an umbilical cord for a doll? Yeah.

Are you going to eat your placenta? Oh, yeah. That's a good question wait i know that you're very sensitive about body parts right now but like is that something you've considered no i don't want anything to do with that stuff and today dave was like should i cut the cord i was like i don't want you anywhere near that it's actually funny that you say that because i was actually dave told me he asked your parents to do the same thing oh this is a very um aryan baby i know i won't be having one of those thank goodness it would never work why not just people hate white people now oh i don't really think people hate white people but that's kind of like what people say right that's what people say wow kalilah that's beautiful thank you my singing voice

i don't think i've done it right because i'm not hooking it onto something but yeah this will be it for now i will admit kalilah's does look a little bit chicer yours looks a little i don't know. I don't want to judge a baby, but. Rick, why do babies get swaddled? I feel like I've heard this before. Why do babies get swaddled?

To get to the other side? Yes. Is it because of. I know, Esther. She asked me. Okay. So a baby is used to a certain type of environment, both the compression, the sounds, the movements. And much like a person with anxiety,

if you could wrap them around with a certain amount of pressure where they could feel contained. It just, it suppresses the cortisol levels and it allows the baby to feel, and pardon the expression, but I mean this literally, at home. Oh, I mean, that's probably why. But I think also that they don't flail around and scratch themselves in the middle of the night. That's an added benefit. Kind of like when you have chicken pox and you put on mittens. But the real purpose of the cream

is to stop the itch. I'm Rick Glassman on another episode of We'll Figure It Out Later. Thank you so much for having me. Clyla, is there anything you want to plug? Did you guys, did your parents let you get chicken pox

or did you take the vaccine? I got them. It wasn't like... Esther's been bragging about this for a while. I got them at Disney World. Sorry. Not a chicken pox party? No. Did you? No. I got it, again,

just out in the wild. Yeah. What about you? Did you have them? My brother had it and my mom put me in a room with my brother to give it to me. But I only got some chicken pox. And my mom was like, I don't know if you got enough. So, a couple years ago, I... There was a... I don't know if you got enough. So a couple of years ago, I, uh, there was a, I don't want to

say who, but a very, very, very, very famous person had chicken pox and I slept with her. I fucked her to get the chicken pox. That's Rick Glassman from the take your shoes off podcast. And did you get it? Um, no, cause you... Well, whether or not I got it is none of your business, but I gave it to her. Real good. That's Rick Glassman from the Take Your Shoes Off podcast. Get your And We're Back merch and a whole bunch of other Marshall Muggers. And you could

also just make sure to check it out. Wait, I am curious. Has that been proven to not have been a good thing to force the kids? No, you want to get chicken pox early. Otherwise, you'll get shingles late. That's good merch.

That's not true. It's not shingles that you're worried about. It's adult chicken pox that you're worried about. You're going to tell me that I'm not worried about shingles? No, shingles is shit. You have it. It's latent. You have it.

You know what? Just because it's dormant doesn't mean I could be your doormat. That's Rick Glassman from the Take Your Shoes Off podcast. Guys, shingles is different. It's the same virus, but it's different from getting first-time chicken pox as an adult. I agree. Because my mom had adult chicken pox, and that was very scary. It's fatal for some adults.

Oh, shit. Whereas shingles is probably not. It's just very painful. Something to look into. I had shingles. Sorry to flex It's just very painful. Something to look into. I had shingles. Sorry to flex on you. What part of your body? Esther's talking about a barbecue and sour cream and onion.

Pringles. We're talking about something that's inside of you that is a virus. I had them and then I was going to cancel my late night appearance on the Late Late Show, but I kept it with shingles. Oh my gosh. So that performance, you had shingles during? Yeah. Is that why it was?

I think it was very good. It was a long time ago, but I think I look good. I thought you were doing a James Brown impression because you walked out and you went, ow. That's Rick Glassman from the Take Your Shoes Off podcast. All right. Make sure you can check me out on Instagram at Rick Glassman, TikTok at Rick Glassman from the Take Your Shoes Off podcast. All right. Make sure you can check me out on Instagram at Rick Glassman, TikTok at Rick Glassman. Make sure to check out

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That's Rick Glassman. Thank you so much for having me. I do want to say to the slugs, thank you so much for having me. And I do want to say to the slugs, thank you so much for tuning in. And if you have thoughts on who would be a good guest for a month long run, should we change the name? Did you like any of the names? Just comment. Let us know.

Let's talk. If you want to change the name, you don't ask them that because it's too ambiguous. You come up with a few names that you're thinking. Okay. And then you suggest what do you think of these and you gamify it. Do you have to get a marketing degree to understand what fucking interaction with your audience is? Basically what I just said, we're not.

You're asking them to work for you, not with you. No, we're not sure. We want to change the name. They won't know either until there's some options. Rick, will you bring your medal in the next time you blew out your baby's eardrums? Speaking of blowing out baby's eardrums, you should have met this very

famous celebrity who had chicken pox. Blew out her drums. That's Rick Glassman from the guy who fucks girls. Thank you so much for having me and thank you so much for teaching me that, you know, women are people too and as always slugs we will see you next week with a brand new episode thank you for being our friends