Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Tarot Cards & Wine Chips w/ Sosie Bacon

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

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may have missed the live stream you may feel like oh my god i missed the slumber party but we have good news for you you have two days left to watch the video on demand and you can see all the stuff that you miss we wish you were there and you were there in spirit now pay up bitches and come join us you can go to moment.co slash trash tuesday you missed out but you can be there in spirit if you just cough up a few bucks this is bacon you may know her from i don't feel like i have to introduce this guest carlos did you guys not see Smile? Yeah, did you guys not see it? The number one hit movie of all time.

I can't believe it says Wawa. Yeah, I got it made. Oh, and you were on Mare of Easttown. Yeah, and my dad's from Philly. Oh, s***. This was made by Taylor Bling. Okay, check this bitch out. I'm assuming it's a girl.

Honestly, it could be the boy taylor be taylor hansen who knows this is i want to get one you got to get one what could mine say um yours could say stupid smile scary smile kevin bacon's daughter yeah you're sedgwick's daughter and you can that that should be nepo baby apparently that's what people call them yeah i've been seeing that all over tiktok really nepo baby but there are nepo baby apparently that's what people call them yeah i've been seeing that all over tiktok really nepo baby but there are nepo babies i mean there are mildly nepo babies and there are real nepo babies and you are not mild you are the mildest nepo baby no you're just talented because here's the thing nepotism is annoying if someone's not talented and they're getting stuff. You smashed that movie.

You smashed. Did you see it? I know Annie saw it. Everyone in my family has seen it. That's her saying no. Were you scared? Honestly, call my mom right now. No, what if you call your mom? I want you to tell us what happens.

We'll bleep out that. Yeah, what happens in the movie? What happens? Yeah. So she's lying. Oh, my God. If you haven't seen it, I don't care. It's okay.

She doesn't care. No, you guys. I'm watching it with jean tonight okay first of all i i am thank you for going to see it i don't even care if you i know i know you don't i know you also oh botox is looking good bitch where was it during the movie really nowhere that you told me did you see how amazing wrinkly wrinkle my head but if you weren't wrinkly and like you weren't wrinkly like wrinkly you were like emaciated you were scared and my mom goes to me after seeing it really not fun seeing your daughter decompose right before

your eyes i was like okay decompose that's a strong word choice were they so proud of you though you fucking yeah they were stoked it was cool i can't tell you don't want to spoil anything you can spoil now i know that there's a i know my mom was talking about a car scene my mom was talking about it were you gonna like by the way the fact that your mom will lie for you that's what we learned no this is actually fun we learned no this is actually fun because you haven't seen it. This is fun. This is fun. People care about me. You're like, this is so fun to be here.

You don't give a shit about my career. No, it's fun. Where's Nehemiah? You're like, oh. I miss him. Okay, Sosie and I share an obsession with the challenge. Oh, right, right, right. I do know this about Sosie.

Yes, yes. And I'm, I, yeah. She gave me the biggest gift anyone ever has given me, which is that I was Washing dishes And I was having A really annoying night Can Skeet not wash a dish? What's going on?

He washes them Half the time He only shoots You can only shoot them up It's Scoot Oh I guess I was thinking Skeet We kind of do half and half

And this half It was me doing it Okay I was doing dishes I was having an annoying night And I get a FaceTime From Annie And I'm like Oh my god Why is she was doing dishes. I was having an annoying night and I get a FaceTime from Annie and I'm like, oh my God, why is she FaceTiming me?

I'm so cool. And I answer and she's with fucking Nehemiah, who's a member of the cast. Have you, do you watch it? I watch. So I know the classics. Here we go. Thank you to our sponsor, Rocket Money. Cancel unnecessary subscriptions with Rocket Money today.

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My pleasure available wherever you listen to your audio podcasts. I will see you in the very beginning of December, December 1st and December 2nd and 3rd in Michigan. I will be New Year's. I will be in Las Vegas at Wise Guys, December 30th and 31st. I'm going to be at Flappers in Burbank for one show, January 7th. I'm going to be in Wisconsin in January. In February, I'm going to be in Florida. And in March, I'm going to be in Florida. I'm going to be in Wisconsin in January. In February, I'm going to be in Florida. And in March, I'm going to be in Florida. I'm going to be in Canada in April. Go to

Annie Letterman.com slash shows. Also, you guys, my solo podcast Annie Wood is here. I'm having so much fun. It's so amazing. It's coming straight from my heart. You can watch it every Tuesday after this show after trash Tuesday at noon. I'm trying my best to get there and chat live with you guys each week. It's just been so incredible incredible please check that out on youtube.com slash annie letterman can we please go on the challenge no i think we can well i think we can all i i need to get in better shape i know i really need to get in better shape i need to get you're good no no no i'm not good you're good i'm not good my hands sweat good. I'm not good. My hands sweat. Anything climby, I'm going to slip off. But that's good.

High pressure competition. You don't want to be perfect. Therapist says no more competition for the rest of your life. Oh, yeah. In terms of physical competition. Because of? For my head. Swimming.

You can host the. Would you say you're like a naturally competitive person? I think I was forced to be competitive. Yeah. And I don't want to be. Yeah. It makes me like sweat even thinking about. You don't seem like.

No, not at all. No, no, not competitive. You always let me shine. Like not competitive, like career wise or stuff like that. I'm more competitive. You were forced to be. Like kickball. Sports.

Yeah. Sports stuff. Then I go nuts. Right. Like I will cuss my entire team out. Do you think that's natural or do you think that's from like the pressure when you were a kid it's pressure i don't like it being in the losing team yeah if i'm gonna be in a team you were like racing like a spoiled sport and you don't want to be a spoiled sport no i don't and that's the thing it's like you're gonna see people are like let's be on

kalilah's team don't be on my team because i expect excellence oh Oh, yeah. She'd be fun on the challenge. She'd be a fun. Yeah, I actually think she would win. She would be so mean to her partner. It would be great. And the guys would be crying. She'd make CT cry. That would be so good. No, but the thing is

she would also be the one that worked the hardest and then fucking Johnny Bananas would take the money. And she'd be like, you know I have a frame picture of that.

Because you're also so nice. I have a side frame picture of the moment he took the money from her. No, I know you told me. Did he take the money from who? He took the money from, I don't even picture of that. Because you're also so nice. I have a side frame picture of the moment he took the money from her. No, I know you told me about it. Did he take the money from who? He took the money from what? I don't even remember her name.

Sarah, Sarah. Sarah. Sorry, Sarah. I have, I'm not competitive at all. And in fact, when people want to play games, I'm like, okay, I'm going to go for a walk. I hate games. Do you mean like emotional games? Like you're like, don't play games.

Quit playing games with my heart. Like a backstreet. Yeah. What kind of games? games like you're like don't play quit playing games with my heart like a backstreet yeah what kind of game like board games sports games tennis chess like you know what i mean i'm just like i'm good what happens what do you think the outcome is going to be i don't like to do things if i'm not good at them right like because i it's like i hate to fail it's not just fun to me like it's like i feel like i look stupid shame yeah shame it's called um shame yeah that's what the s is on her shirt exactly it's what it stands for big

shame gal um but the kids scoots kids are obsessed with games so they always want to play and i'm like oh i have to do some work i'll be over here i'll be the the uh referee yeah now Now, okay, wait. No, you would smash the challenge. I always look at life as like you have choices on how to work with people. You can either be – this is so annoying. Sorry. You can – sorry. You can either be like a CT or you can be a Johnny Bananas. And Wes is a side note I'll talk about in a second.

I realize what Wes is. Okay. So CT is when he has a partner and he's like in the final challenge um he is very encouraging because you're the best runner in the world you're an amazing runner you're the number one runner and these bitches like literally become yes yeah that would be a good partner for me which is incredible right it's like we all can dream of a ct he's lying you'll see in the like and the the testimonials he'll be like she's not a good I know I know like he'll sell you out in the end but you still believe it

yeah in the moment it's really all that matters and then johnny bananas will literally drag your arm out of the socket and be like run bitch yeah like he'll just like he doesn't care like he's like tough love but it's actually just tough right but you'll win but either way you'll win with these two now wes wes's issue is wes is a mastermind but everyone nobody trusts him so nobody listened to him but if they listened to him they would win but no one wants to listen but also no one listens and then he gets really like ah no one's listening yeah he's a ginger he's a ginger he's like a stompy like grumpy he's grumpy about it what is it about him that people don't want to listen to if they know They already know he's masterminding like it's so masterminding but also but also he has this way of being like, okay This is what we need to do and like he acts so confident about it, but it's like West

So I don't know how to explain it. Everyone's like come on. I don't know like cuz they know it's coming They know he's like he's like pulling some manipulative moves and stuff. And it's for his, his win in the end. I thought maybe it was like his voice. Because there are some registers that I just, they could be talking straight into my face or snapping their fingers in front of me.

And like, whatever they're saying doesn't land. Like, it's like a mismatch of like voice. What is that? Kind of like a husky voice. Like a, no,

like, kind of like sounds like smoker. Like sometimes, no shade but like george has to repeat things to me six times oh you don't like this that'll work for you i sound i i sounded like i sounded like you for like a week because i was um like had congestion in my chest i loved it yeah i Yeah. I'm so upset it's over. Power move. Oh, I love it. No, pneumonia. Pneumonia voice is the way to go. You need to have like a rap. Wait, I think it's called like polio throat.

Wait, wait, I have it. Can I find it? Is that annoying? Yeah. It is annoying. You have a little bit of a deep voice to begin with. I have a very resonant voice. That's what I was going to say.

I am talking quiet now, but like my friend Michael's always like, your voice always pierces through the room you do my ras yeah come out everyone would be talking in the halls they'd come to me and i'd be like everyone's fucking talking they're like but you're the only one i eat wait so see aren't we aren't we voice twins is what is that what they that's what people say oh they can't hear the difference. Don't hear it. That's what the people say. Really? I can't hear it either. Say something. I love you. I love you.

Aw. It is similar. Is it really? Maybe. I can't personally hear it, but I guess how you hear yourself is not how you sound to others. Can I say something, though?

Yes, you can. Can I say something? What? This is maybe very rude, but I feel like it's kind of obvious. Sosie sounds like loved by two living parents. You have a twang of pain yeah longing of desire i don't have a twang of pain i think no no you i have i have a twang of pain i know you're a little annoying a hollow

hollow man i think mine is more like a nasal collapse. No, hers was gone. Your dad was just not present. I didn't talk in this part. Sorry. I found the time. Sorry, she's picking up a face. Forget it. Fucking forget it. You guys, you guys, I've been like foaming at the mouth wanting to talk about this for months, but I feel like we have held back, Annie and I.

But I really want to talk about Ezra Miller. I know everyone's like tiptoeing about it. But I think it's like, can we finally just, can someone tell me what happened? Okay, Ezra Miller. Do we, can, Carlos, can we pull up like the specifics? I'll give you the- Also, how annoying is it that he's,

or that they are they, and this is going to be the most difficult, this is going to be the most difficult thing I've ever talked about just because there's a they situation involved. Wait, can I just say one thing? Carlos texts me, he's like, most difficult this is gonna be the most difficult thing i've ever talked about just because wait can i just say one thing carlos text me he's like i'll be outside in a hat and a shirt and i was like i know what you look like don't worry like you say what other descriptors did you get blue shirt blue shirt that's a little too flirtatious also you know i used to live on this block you used to live on this block on this block anyways back to i remember i went there oh yeah you did one of your house parties yeah you have house parties it was that was the last one

i had this was like eight years ago yeah i'll go to a premiere i'll go to house parties anything with you oh you should come with me too i have an idea he's a great of course she is i have fun i'll go to the hospital with you too if you ever need to go I was just there with my friend all night Are you the same as me? Yes I'm a hospital friend I'm like Cedars 4am Wait one thing I was at Cedars at 4am You know how it gets over there I mean during the day too Cedars is wild

And so it was just her and I and all the junkies of course And like after a while My friend that was there was like So see why is it She's British Why is it that the junkies are only talking friend that was there was like, Sozi, why is it she's British? She's like, why is it that the junkies are only talking to you? And I was like, you're right. She's like, all of them have come up and said like,

when are you leaving and if you have a cigarette? And I was like, what the fuck is that? Maybe they saw the movie. No, maybe. I just think I give off junkie vibes or something. Well, you are decomposing in front of us. I just think I give off junkie vibes or something. Well, you are decomposing in front of us.

It's just such a good choice. It's like you're rotting. It's so good. It's so dramatic. Okay, Ezra. Is that a spoiler? No. No, it's just her mom being mean to her.

Yeah. But in a supportive way. Okay, so the short of it is Ezra Miller is perks of the wallflower handsome boy read the book loved him

milky boy but clearly suffers from some form of mental illness goes to Hawaii has a lot of police reports and gets arrested several times there.

Now, to me, is manic, it seems. Yes. Before all of this, like I did not know Ezra Miller by name. I gave. And OK, so we have. Years ago, years ago, I told Annie, like I was like, hey, like a friend of mine is you know dating so and so and he is absolutely batshit crazy this is before anything way before all of this and it was yeah yeah but this is before anyone knew it ever like he ever got arrested and well you can you can so then okay

so then there's a mutual friend. Right. There's a mutual friend of ours who tells us a story about her relationship with Ezra Miller. Okay. And, like, wasn't it, like, he was painting her toenails? It was, like, weird things. I think he would, like, he, like, worshipped her feet. There was, like, weird things happening. Well, I think he, like, rushed.

Like, they were, she took him to church. So I was, like, okay, bad move. She goes to church. Wait were she took him to church which i was like okay bad move she goes to church wait she took him to church also i wouldn't be like oh oh my gosh yay um thank you carlos i wouldn't be like you know what let's go to my like religious that's just odd i've gone on a date to church yeah but just to be silly right right? Like not to be serial. Well, he was both. I love Quaker. I'm Quaker. Are you Quaker? Yeah, because my dad's from Philly. My dad's Quaker.

Oh, my. The degrees that I am close to bacon is very weird. It's like we're so. But I always have been. Like, I didn't even know. Yeah, you didn't even know your whole life.

No, let's go to Quaker. Walking around. Do you want to go to Quaker? Yeah, I would love to. Take me with you. That's the one that I really, really actually think is like nice. It's so beautiful. Wait of course no everyone's an audi i told you yeah at my quicker meeting there was a uh guy in a yarmulke with one of the jewish yeah no it's just whoever wants to

go because i like to i you know surprisingly i like to go to mass i like to go to i like going to churches like spiritual gatherings it's amazing i love it yeah it's almost like watching people in their safe meditative space and feeling like pious is something that i like to see people kneeling on the pews it like it brings me warmth do you know what happens in a quaker meeting i don't okay it's quiet until if like basically oh wait hang on annie did teach me this yeah when you're moved to speak yeah yeah yes and i really hope that you are because you're always moved to speak i've literally never i mean i've never me too though but i've since i was a kid i slept every meeting that's so classic like i speak too much but i'm embarrassed but you're not embarrassed so you it's like i know it's like i know i can't what god is moves

in through me a lot wait that is kind of similar to like aa because i know that bobby is always like there's just some people in it aa who treat it like their stage time where it's like they just yes no bobby doesn't get to pretend like he's not one of those people and bobby doesn't get to separate i know what he's saying though. Those attention seeking because I've gone with friends and stuff before and like those people that are like this is my stage and they always go on so long and they are

they're hitting their beats. How about the people outside of AA that you meet and talk and then you like you go oh you're sober and then they start hitting their story beats and I'm like there was this guy I was with recently and I just it's like practice i had already met him so i'd already heard his like i already knew that i was like i yep you told okay but he like doesn't there's no i don't like you like when people think like their stories are planned because

they've said them so many times then i'm like okay i'm listening to a monologue yeah let me see your nails and i'm like i had good, we're not having a back and forth, you know? But I'm like, I have really good stories. Like I almost lost a nipple. You don't want to hear my stories. Like,

it's like he had no interest. Aren't these cool? They're so cool. And there's so much on them. Okay. So what did Ezra do? So basically, um,

my friend took him to church and at church, um, he felt moved to speak at her church but it wasn't he basically was like god is an abomination and like he's not wrong but like he he basically humiliated her in front of her entire congregation good message wrong delivery wrong place also just let people like let people you know it's just not your time to be like

hating on it yeah no it's not but this is before so Annie and I we've just been sending each other Ezra Miller for like the last three years

like oh here he is again here he is again and this last one who sent me she was like oh he might be facing 26 years there's no way

there's no way what's that little rascal up to this time he's just like throwing chairs at people's no way. There's no way. What's that little rascal up to this time? He's just like throwing chairs at people's heads and stuff. He's doing like a salty. It's like sad. He's probably,

he obviously has a serious like mental illness. He does. Yeah. And I think. And for the last one was for like theft and like burglary,

which is like a felon. Oh, I feel bad for him. But does our friend still get to brag about hooking up with him anymore? I don't think so. I think once someone spirals this hard, like you almost never want to tell anyone.

She told me this. And by the way, I'm not knocking bragging. I love name dropping. I mean, I have named dropped this OC one million times. You're welcome. I'm so happy like you, like being in this movie has really like given me a lot to brag about.

I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I know her. But you still won't post one Instagram of us, even though we took 49. No, you did not want me to post. Okay, let's take another one. Should we just blur our faces out? No, I think today I could do better. I was just so tired. I was like.

It was wild. By the way, everyone keeps telling me. The amount of Jim Carrey. Everyone keeps commenting I look like Jim Carrey, so you're not the only one. It it was like that's after annie talked about it oh got it yeah is it yeah no what's the face what's the truth that i it's all of us oh yeah but we were watching um hollow man the other day okay you you went back and watched that movie just right i walked in hot headed on todd had it on todd knows what I'm just like. No, we were watching.

We watched the fly. I thought your dad was in the fly for like 20 minutes. And then I realized we're watching Hollow Man. Why did you change the movie? I was like, holy shit. But your dad looks like Kevin Bacon, too, as well. He looks like I mean, I mean, he looks no, he doesn't like Kevin Bacon. He looks like he looks like Jim Carrey.

OK, so then it's all of us. You're just in. Dude, look, Carlos, look up Kevin Bacon young, and you guys will be like, that's the same person. Yeah. Did we already do that? No. No.

Okay, it's wild how it looks like just me. Wait, go down. Let me find a good one. I mean, that's so cute. I'm, like, going to cry. Look at that. Is that in Tremors? How's my life at that place?

That is me. Is that not me like we are identical who is this don't stare at him like that bitch he was already with your mom then probably right i mean it's for a movie or something i think i know i'm not okay okay still not cool did your parents ever play a couple in a movie that's when they stood they did a movie together that's how they met what movie together. That's how they met. What movie was it? It was like a play that they made into a movie. It wasn't like a

big movie. No one saw it. I think it's called Lemon. I don't know. I don't remember. Oh, that's so disgusting actually. What? That I don't remember? Lemon Scott. What's it called? Lemon Scott. Lemon Scott. And I think my dad was gay in it or something. Look at that. Cute.

Oh, look at my mom was hot. That's like basically my real life, always falling for gay guys. Wait, is that what happens to you? I was just talking to a friend about that. Well, Annie has, you know, suspected her. You don't fall in love with gay guys, I can tell. I fall in love with gay guys. I fall in love with a lot of-

I've dated gay guys for a year. I fall in love with like guys who have either had sexual experiences with men or still find men attractive, which I'm really okay with. We know what it is. Yeah. What is it? The shoulders. I think I have the shoulders too.

No, you don't. No, a little bit. So see, we've been through this. You don't. Okay. You don't know what shoulders are. We have a refrigerator situation. Wait, I went on a date with a girl.

How was it? You did? And it turns out I- Recently? Yeah, like last Saturday. Was it like an internet or a setup? It was like a kind of a both. Was it a Zoom date?

No, no, no. Well, I don't want to like- Is there a lesbian network? No, it was on Hinge, but I set my settings to just girls. Because I was like, wait a second. I want to see truly where I stand. I actually call it unhinged.

How was it? That's exactly what my mindset was. And I just never go out on dates. Even when I was single, younger, dating one-on-one has never been my thing. It's awkward. There's too much pressure. Hi, what are you doing? And you're waiting for the next. What question am I going i gonna ask next what else do i have left in the tank

it's horrible so usually it's always like my friends and i are here hang out if you want to hang out like that's usually yeah i can observe them right in in the wild and without the pressure of like um but this time i was like oh let's do something different let's shake it up let's go fully with a girl i'm sure it's much easier to go on a date because it's like not, you know what I mean? It's fun. And I think I am attracted to women like sexually. You're not like, is she going to rape me?

Yeah, exactly. You're not like actually scared. Yeah, I know. It's so true. Maybe it's boring. I have to kiss her at the end. I don't have the excitement of getting fucking bashed over the head with a fucking caveman stick. What are those

things called? But that's exactly it. There's like a feeling of safety and ease. Yeah, which is not as hot, right? But then I... That's serial. I can wear my heels and not worry about having to twist my ankle when I'm running. Yeah, I wasn't terrified to turn my back. For once.

Yeah, for once I wasn't terrified. Just dry as a bone, weren't you really pretty super hot like so lovely did she give you panty splash no pubes got dandruff girl she got dried up that pussy scalp dried like i can maybe i think no what i liked about her is that we were able to kind of just like get to i was just like i don't want anything like long term she's like neither do i and she's like liar yeah yeah not's like, neither do I. And she's like. Liar. Yeah. Yeah.

Not you. You said it first. So what was she going to say? Like, well, I do. Unless you're changing minds. No, but I think we were kind of like, we'll probably be pretty good friends. What did she drive to the. Exactly.

Friends. But you didn't get the panty splash. But I don't. I love that joke, by the way. It's one of my faves. What is it? What does a lesbian bring to a first date? A U-Haul?

U-Haul. Wait, so no panty splash. You're just going to be friends. Right. So there was maybe half a panty splash. But then you had to be friends. If you go on a lesbian date, you had to be friends after. Yeah.

I think it's kind of a win-win because she's legitimately someone I had a good time with. I go, oh, shit. But if you go on a date with a guy and it doesn't work out, she's legitimately someone I had a good time with. Like I go, oh shit. But if you go on a date with a guy and it doesn't work out, it's hardly, you can't really be friends. It's hard for me to transition. Yeah, right. You can. No, if I've dated them for like a period of time, then we can be friends after.

But it's a guy like one date. No way. I feel like you can pull off one date guy friend. I would always just like get blackout and then like hook up with them. Yes. That's why I quit drinking because I literally was like, I can't keep doing this. Yes. And it would be like the first like hour of the day then like hook up with them. Yes. I know. That's why I quit drinking. Cause I literally was like, yes. And it would be like the first like hour of the day.

I'd be like, this sucks. I don't like you at all. I'm not attracted to you. And then I'd be like, let me just fucking, I'm just going like, no.

Yeah, exactly. Like why? Oh, it's so sad. Like Kalilah will tell me stories. She'll be like, yeah,

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Oh, I'm sorry. You're turning our pockets into a woke... I know. I'm sorry, guys. It's liberal agenda. Liberal agenda. I'm sorry. Wait, I have to tell you guys.

Literally, that was like, you may as well just get vaccinated again. Just get a booster in front of us. I haven't gotten one. He's like had 12. No, I haven't. I just had. Abortions or boosters?

What are we talking about? We're discussing whore bitches, right? We're the DNC. After I got like COVID, I stopped getting them. The vaccines are her. Did you guys get the new one? Did you get the new one? No, guys.

Come on. I know. After I got COVID, I stopped. I'm a Republican at this point. Let's be real. I've been pushed. It's a liberal hoax. So when I was on Kelly, I read her and Josh Duhamel's tarot cards.

It was so fun. Are you serious? Yeah. Why don't you read ours? I can read them. Yeah? Of course. Wait, that's amazing.

I would have to go to the car. Well, we do want you to do that. But also, do you want to show us the... Oh, you guys do an unboxing. How tall is Josh Jamal? Tall. Josh, you tall? Someone else do the unboxing. Bobby, if you tell Bobby

that you met Kelly Clarkson, he will... She's the greatest person in the world. I met her... Can I tell you my meeting Kelly Clarkson story? I swear.

That was a far... I swear I didn't fart. She won't know. I didn't present myself how I usually do when I'm starstruck, which is like, I'm Annie Letterman. My name is on the comedy star thing. I know Joe Rogan. I didn't do that.

I know Sosie Bacon. I know Sosie Bacon. I'm her number one best friend ever. They'd be like, who's that? No. Here we go. First thing. You got this.

Amazing. So important. So cute. It doesn't fit in my car thing, though. I know. Why? I know. Come on. Oh, this one's good, though. That one's amazing. So important. So cute. It doesn't fit in my car thing, though. I know. Why? I know. Come on.

Oh, this one's good, though. That one's great. But it will only go down to the handle. Yeah, I know. It's annoying. Do you think they could make the cup bigger? I have a feeling you drive like I drive, too, where you whip a turn and then the drink flies. Well, I think that the cups are just not universal sizes.

They vary from car to car, right? Wine, chips. Yeah. Just a relapse? I think if you had a bigger wine chips. What are wine chips? Hawaiian. Hawaiian.

Both of us were such idiots. Oh, my God. Hawaiian. Red sea salt. Also, I like the hat, but it does. Potato chips. It's very round on the top. You do know that, right?

Yeah. Potato chips exclusively for wine. It makes you look very little head. Which I want because I have a very big head. Do you want to say it looks like a yarmulke on me? Are you afraid of what it looks like underneath? This is kind of sick. A Madonna record. Oh wait, it does fit.

Madonna! I've been following her on Instagram and really enjoying her weird 70-year-old flexes. Red 70-year-old labia shit is so funny. Wine. Who likes red wine? I'll take the wine. 70-year-old flexes. Red, 70-year-old labia shit is so funny. Wine.

Who likes red wine? I'll take the wine. You! I can't drink. I'll be banging Carlos. You're, you're, yeah.

I'm sober from alcohol, but I will tell you, I went to Skank Fest. He's like, no, no, it's okay. And you're like, no, no, no, you have to.

You have to fuck me. What I would give for Annie. I'd be getting rejected physically by carlos what i would give for annie to be the first person to fuck carlos i'm ever my entire my entire female first female female female okay i love this bag too can i try your hat yeah i have a tiny head though it's teddy fresh it's byila Klein. I have such a small head. Oh, that actually looks so cute on you. I knew it.

Oh, I love these kind of hats. I have a huge face and a huge head. So the bigger the hat, the more comfort I feel. I've never had a hat that I had in my life. Do you guys think Dini babies saw a smile and like regrets it? You know what? Here's what I'll say about Dini babies. I don't like the direct.

Oh, remember the one I DM'd? Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, I'm so glad that that's what you meant. I didn't know what you meant. Okay. But he's going strong with Kaylin. Kaylin.

But I can't. No, I mean, it's fine. I'm going. I'm good. I'm just, I'm just wondering if he regrets it. This is so sad. Here's the win for you. I don't want to saw you

on date night dude maybe you should scoot along she's obviously no scoot is so superior to genie babies i'm sorry it is king i know it is king the way he ignores you i know this it's when you remember sending me that picture we ran into we ran into um each other at the comedy store. It was an impromptu double date. And like I was obviously being crazy like blah. And Scoot was like, you know how he does, just ignores me. And then when we got home, I sent her a picture because I was talking and he just fell asleep on the couch. I was like, wow, talk so much. He just passed out on the couch.

Like mid conversation. Oh, I don't mind. I just my friend's in town and she came over to go on a walk this morning and she goes i just want to be quiet like todd's sleeping i'm like todd does not have any expectations of not being completely woken up at all yeah he is like able to shut off my i feel like we need that though like the balancing one because we're so i'm when you called me at like 1 a.m and you just passed the phone to scoot yeah and i thought he was so sweet he was like you know i think that she's just having a hard day and i could hear you like mumbling in the background and you're like tell tell scoot

what i need i was like i think that you know if you have like cl Clonopin. Maybe like. What was the clonopin? That was the answer. I didn't say the clonopin. I was like maybe something a little bit mild there. Kelly. Kelly, thank you, Kelly. You're the best. There's better than you can imagine. No.

I just saw Scoot in the Mila Kunis movie. Oh yeah. And I was like, Scoot is so hot. Dude, okay. I saw Mila Kunis in the Scoot movie. That's what, ooh. That is, you're right. He says that he doesn't think he's hot he is so he's always like i'm not sexy and i'm like oh my god scoot like you're dumb

oh like he's such a sexy dad such a sexy daddy you're like they're so fucking good i know they get mad they They're like, you dumb whore. Wait, I actually, I had the, I saw the best comment of my life. Okay. It was, I was from Andrew Santino's podcast. Someone said, I used to like Annie, but then she wore those glasses. And now I think she's a piece of shit. How funny is that to not think I'm funny because I'm wearing glasses. And like, just like you can.

Oh, I saw a good comment. Talk amongst yourselves. What was the name of your cat in the movie mustache mustache i went i did colbert and on the youtube someone commented like most of them were nice and then someone commented oh she's addicted to vicodin so sad happened to my uncle is your uncle jim carrey because i can see the resemblance but like why that's so random no i hate when they make stuff like that's where i really want to respond oh one thing i got i got in a fight with a with a fan that was being annoying and i feel bad and then they sent me an erwan gift card to my agent which is so funny I'm like oh you you are a fan they were like giving me this lecture about I shouldn't wear my purse on stage and to stop wearing my purse because it makes them feel

uncomfortable I'm like I spend extra two hours after every show meeting everyone signing their shit for free doing all this stuff I make you feel uncomfortable and like I'm not sticking around also I wear my purse because I have ADD. I've taken my purse off twice since I bought it. I leave it at this restaurant. I have wounds on my shoulder from wearing the purse. It's not good for me to be wearing it. You'd lose everything if you didn't.

I lose it. I have to keep it on, you scumbags. Why do you think the worst about me? Also, I've realized that my purse is almost like a security blanket because when I'm out with people, like I'm not completely comfortable with. Sifting through my purse is, like, a way for me to, like, kill time and relax. Yes, totally.

To kind of, like, reset. Oh, I'm just looking for something. All the time. I have really, really, I'm, maybe my ADD is not at the level of some, like, people or, like, Annie or Bobby. What, me? No. Yeah. Maybe my ADD is not at the level of some like people or like Annie or Bobby. What? Me? No. Yeah.

It can really, really get in the way. I have really bad like short term everything. Got it. And so I, yeah. Does it like bother you guys when, because I don't, I lose everything, but I don't care. I'm like, that's to be expected. I've gotten over caring. Yeah.

But I used to really like i would but i would burden myself but scoots like he really doesn't like it when i lose things because his adhd is way worse than ours so so he has a system to make sure that he never loses it he does yes he's like that willpower okay i've been looking up like a person to help me like i need like an add code well he has like a system that somehow works because never seen him lose one thing. What is it? I don't know. He knows to check like numbers.

No, he puts it in the same place. I don't know. But the point is, is that when I lose things, he gets so anxious that he can't like, when I'm like, oh, I don't know where my keys are. It's like, he gets so upset with me. And I'm like, I don't care about losing my keys. You do.

Every time I had to tell them to just start the podcast without me because every time I go to leave for the podcast, I can't find my water bottle. Like there's 20, like the garage opener is the one that makes me late the most. And it's hard to lose that.

It's so- I'm bedazzling everything. Now everything's bedazzled. So it's just a sea of bedazzle. But I'm like, where's the garage? I can't tell you how many times I'm late because I'm literally, my car is trapped in a garage. Same. It's just a sea of bedazzle. But I'm like, where's the garage car? I can't tell you how many times I'm late because I'm literally, my car's trapped in a garage. Same. It's just life.

I feel like it's just my life. Okay. I want to get my tarot cards. I really think you should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get them. Do you want me to grab them? So see.

No, I can get them unless you want to. No, I'm good. But Kalilah, I'll keep talking to you. Yeah. Is this really annoying? No. To leave? No.

Nothing's annoying. I'll be right back. You're so awesome i want you to be on i want you to be our fourth person if someone so see every time if someone is an excellent kisser right like the best kisser you've ever had you're already saying no you're already saying no hear me out annie also carlos what's the update on our love affair? Are you off the hook? I mean, I was found not guilty in bad friends court. Yeah.

But that's just because the prosecution didn't have good evidence. Right, right, right. Yeah. But I mean, I'm still down. Congrats to us. Congrats to us. Yeah. We got away with it?

Yeah. All right. We can text later. We fooled the world, Carlos. Yeah, fuck we can text later we fooled the world carlos you and i against the world annie's shaking her head i just i'm so disappointed in the audience you guys are dumb i they're just dumb it's like i love you guys and i like want to believe the best in you but the ones that don't get it are like you're stupid and they're the ones that are against us anyway i guess they're just looking for reasons to like.

Wait, so you're on Hinge? I only turn it on for the girls. No, I don't have Hinge. Because I wanted, I'm not ready for. That's why? I'm not ready for the boys. And also, I kind of just like the idea of like making out with a girl and like kind of just having. Oh, my God.

Clit tees. Did you do that? Kalilah's a clit tease. Oh yeah, I might be. Did you make out with a girl? That's okay. Last week? They're used to it.

I do know we didn't make out, but we had a great time. Cool. Yeah, it was really sweet. I think she saw her stalker though at the club. That's scary. It would have kind of killed, yeah. Oh my God, wardrobe change.

That was really hot though. We like both outfits. Did you go go what did you fix your car out there did you change the oil while you're out there i smacked the mailbox with my door that you're fun you are the funnest you are a fun gal you are my thing you're like me okay here we go ladies wait what does it taro sorry i'm still stuck in. Tarot. She's thinking potato chips. Boba. Boba, yeah. What do tarot cards predict?

The future, the past, or the present? Okay, so. All of it. I think tarot is non-predictive. Because I don't think we can ever know what's going to happen in the future. Yeah. Obviously. So I think it's more like, for me it's like information about what's

going on in me now that i might not see or um like you have a yeast infection yeah exactly but i'm not fucking kidding you once i didn't know someone and i they got like a card that sometimes represents fertility and they begged me to do a reading and i didn't want to because i don't like to do that and they got like sheet white and then the guy that did know her called me and was like they had found out they were pregnant an hour before oh wow so like it's like it'll tell you what's going on now and little you know it was real awkward i had to leave okay i'm really are you ready i'm on board i'm okay cool so take the card okay i love that scoots answer to add is that he just puts things into place it's like fuck you so you overcame add he didn't oh he didn't overcome it just not see your mic your

mic oh he didn't overcome it no oh he just uh you're so good at taking direction look like a vibrator bag it does it's not it's for tarot tarot you should put yours in a bag shuffle it up and like think about your life in general okay okay however you want and then like whenever you're ready tap it with your left hand everyone's gonna be like this is not how you do tarot i know they're gonna be like i used to like this podcast yeah exactly this is how i do tarot you guys suck you trash piggies can we change our name to trash pig i like trash pigs i can look so much like a pig if i i love trash pigs you didn't need to man it's already turned out the lord was already doing it but we've seen your parents okay here we go

so i put i just tap yeah whatever and then pass them back to me okay and then we'll just go really curious adg is a gift can you stop interrupting no physically i'm unable to mentally unable to tell me my insides i'm really i'm really curious they're fucking rotten rotten they've been fucking scooped out, if you know what I mean. They've been scooted out. By a one Mr. Herrera. She's been getting banged out. Banged out.

Okay, so you got the five of swords. Okay. Swords are a suit of like our mind and anxiety. Fuck. I'm real bad at this. Okay. Fives are like a suit of our minds and anxiety and our fears. Okay.

And you got the five. And then you got the four of cups. This is my favorite card because I think it's so funny. And then this one is the six of pentacles. So ready? Okay. Okay. Hold on. I need to look up one thing.

Oh, I thought you were just like showing us your read. She's like, also, I brought a book. And what if I was like, okay, that's it. No. Okay. Five of swords, five of swords. So swords, remember, it's like all in your head. Okay. So it's not reality. It's just kind of what your mind is telling you. And what it is, is that it's like winning something, but it's not necessarily like you don't need to. Hold on a second. Just give me a moment.

Okay. If the five of swords, this is my friend's book. If the five of swords has come to you, you're probably considering a full-on Joan Crawford, don't fuck with me, display of your strength and power. And guess what? It will almost certainly work. You'll get what you want in the short term,

but only because you have not given enough thought to the long term. How will this situation persist in spite of your small victory? Will your showy performance make your opponent double down in a way you can't compete with well though will there be fallout and from an unforeseen quarter who will okay blah blah um you are you either already are embroiled in a messy conflict or are on the edge of tearing something down. A both baby. Do you feel like this is real for you? I really, I do.

But the showy thing is, I always wanna win. Okay. But I like to quietly win. Okay. So I think that the showy part is maybe cautioning me to, if you're gonna do this, just be quiet about it. Take your victories quietly.

Yes. And also, if you feel like someone needs their comeuppance, they'll get it. You don't have to force it. Thank you. And then also, not like that. I wish you told her that before a couple calls I had with her. Okay, well, their comeuppance is coming.

I wore the cards when I needed it um but okay this is my favorite one because i get it all the time and it's so funny thank you for the comeuppance thing because sometimes i want to go full retaliatory don't and i'm just like even in therapy i'm like i have revenge fantasies and in therapy she's like kal, all the years that I've known you, that is going to eat at your soul. Just leave them as fantasies. And also it just doesn't matter. Things always work themselves out.

In my head I'm like, oh, I could destroy. Let me destroy them totally. And I used to think that way too. And then I realized, I think only recently, of like, oh, they'll get it eventually. Who cares? I don't want to put that out there you know what i mean i'll do like no contact almost with people i do yeah if i feel like a conflict i just completely back away too i don't want to ever talk to people when i'm like

feeling like a victim of them or mad at them or there's any poison in me about them so sometimes i never talk to them yeah i know there's a lot of people and they can just kind of figure out why i'm not wait but that's exactly and like the opposite of love is not hate it's indifference yeah so if you're actively hating somebody you are still actively obsessed and loving them in some way i remember when uh troy my ex-boyfriend first broke up with me and i was like heartbroken and i was in therapy and my therapist was like i was like but i need to talk to him and i need to figure out a bunch she was like no like and I was in therapy and my therapist was like, I was like, but I need to talk to him and I need to figure out Bavon. She was like, no, like you really don't

because it doesn't matter how he's processing it. Your therapist saved my life, by the way. She did? Yeah. She's your therapist too then. Yeah. Is it Esther? It's Esther.

It's Esther. Yeah. She's amazing. Truly like a lifesaver. Yeah, for real. Is she Whitney's too? I feel like everyone has the same one. She's Bobbi's. Is her name.

I've suggested her to a lot of people. She's everybody. You want her? Yeah. Take her. I'm just kidding. Annie? Life changing.

Life changing. No, really, like she is the most incredible woman in the whole world. In the whole world. Have you guys ever gone to. I got to take this out because she doesn't... I don't know why she doesn't want me to talk about her publicly, but... The body worker?

No, I need that, though. She'll move all the shit for you. That I need. I need an exorcism. She will exorcise you. I need my hips released. Carlos is squatting with bananas. I didn't even realize

that was... Squatting with bananas. Oh, shit. I need to tell you about your other car. I saw the most adorable take on ADD that I've ever heard in my life, which is, well, you look this up for when she's done, which is Gabor Mate on Joe Rogan.

On Rogan. And we can watch it. It's like so precious. What he says about ADD is so cute. I love that man. There's also a series of him where it's like an eight-part series about trauma and he has one,

Esther Perel. He is so beautiful. I love his voice. I love everything about this man. Send me that because I really, really want to. Gabor Mate. He also says this one thing

which really like hit me very hard. He's like, no two kids have the same parent. It's like even if you're twins, you don't have the same parent. Yeah, no shit. It's, and that gave me so much relief when it comes to like. Because you're twins you don't have the same parent like it's it's and that gave me so

much relief it when it comes to like because they're competitive you're not you're not like competing with the like who your parents are when they show up for you at a certain time is completely different like their financial situation how how you were or even how you were in utero with your even if it's a twin like everything you do not have the same parent oh my gosh yeah everything's completely different for like like as in because of so like my brother and my they parent us so differently it's wild yeah anyways okay i can't talk about okay so let me just finish your reading yeah this is my favorite card because it's this person who has four cups and three on the ground that are full. And then someone's even handing one down from heaven. And they're like this.

Hmm. Yes. I love that. Yeah. So it's like gratitude. Like it's calling for you to see what you do have. I need that. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I just think it's so funny that they're like. You're home full. Yeah. And that even if it feels like there isn't much,'s something you know what i mean right right and and like yeah and then the six of pentacles is wow is that trippy unless okay so it's basically this rich person like giving to other people look there's like beggars and then the person with the money okay so am i the beggar well that's the question because you could be either um and so what is it oh and it's just into me i'll say okay for those of you who i do you want to do

beggars or richers first um either or yeah okay so if you identify as the rich you rich take care that you're not living above your means the image is plastered all over the media of the extremely wealthy and the way they use the world itself as their playground can provoke jealousy longing and compulsion it's perfectly understandable to yearn for nice things or a better standard of living but make sure you are going about your acquisitions honestly not feeding a shopping habit or mixing out a credit card you'll have to deal with down the line me i do that i that's my that's my you are very like you'd never spend money but you are on what product my family i spend so yes but but it's like all of the things combined

that's why this is so interesting no it's my mom has literally told me to like stop like you need to cut everyone off because I don't know

how to say no to people needing imagine they're men that are you're making out with oh my god we can get to that like she has the problem

saying no to people the way we do to penises yeah I love making out I love making out like oh the fun is thank you yeah me neither me neither someone who identifies as the beggars i feel you maybe you're legitimately broke you're a freelance and in and your income depends on scoring jobs having clients who are

willing to pay you swiftly. As the head of a nonprofit, I was always begging for money in the form of grants, which often required... I don't like when I have to... Okay. Sorry. It's asking whether there's anything you can do to get out from under your dependence on other people's money.

Maybe you're living off a wealthy parent, but their control over your life feels bitter. There's going to be a whole clip on Kalilah with this one i'm gonna keep reading there's one thing that pissed me off when people when people were like commenting on me and bobby's breakup and they were like oh yeah there goes back to coach she goes back to like coach like economy that's so rude but here's the thing they don't know that bobby has like i've always flown coach oh it's bobby who's gone first class and me stay in the fucking back dude my parents flew first and put me and my brother in coach that's great what if they put your brother in first and you and coach yeah they're like it's our money not yours bitch but but this one i don't

have to keep reading because this isn't you um i don't know maybe bits and pieces but like not quite but the gratitude and the first one definitely but maybe also you're giving a little you're being rich you rich with your family and you need to chill i think i am because my mom's like for the love of god like so you can say no. You can. Yeah. And you need to. Yeah. I. I give thousands of dollars to like dogs. Yeah. No.

Kalilah. And me and Annie. You're such a fucking bitch for giving away our dog. Me and Annie give thousands of dollars to clothes. And purses. Purses. Parents too. You have fucking rich parents though.

Lucky. I know. I love spoiling my parents. It's fun though. What do you get them first class tickets i flew them out i pay for their meals and stuff it's so fun i you don't like basic stuff you know yeah yeah but like nice but that the basic stuff is the best like i love sitting coach is the worst and it's like if you if you can sit in business at first i'm like do it oh except except yesterday with my own money i did fly back um first class proud of you thank you tried to splurge i was like just kalilah just you need to sleep yeah it's an overnight flight what would annie do

make your life better yeah so yes it's about when you get off the plane. Except why was there a dying man with two flight nurses right behind me? And I could not sleep because all I could hear was his dying agonal breathing behind me. Wait. And I was like, it's exactly like that. And there were many times where I was like, is he croaking like right here? Why does everyone think they can fly in this state? Like people have been dying on my planes like every flight. No, but seriously, I'm like, don't fly if you're like that.

I think maybe they want to. I knew the girl that was sitting next to Princess Leia. What? What do you mean? No, my God. Oh, my God. That's so sad. But see, here's.

Isn't that the saddest? Wow. That I forgot her name. Carrie Fisher. Everything. Carrie Fisher. Did you see that doc? So good. I haven't. Haven't, but I will. sad but see here's not the saddest wow that i forgot her name carrie fisher everything's carrie fisher did you see that doc so good i haven't haven't but i will but there was a dying man behind me and i was like here i was thinking i was i splurged on myself and i could not enjoy

a single moment of that you should have gone back you should have been like can i sit and coach into the fight i thought about that i was like can i just move me back there to like a whole empty row but then it was like you know they try move me back there to like a whole empty row? But then it was like, you know, they try to be nice to you. They're like, here, what would you like for your five course meal? And I didn't want to eat. I could hear the gurgling. I just was like, I'm sad right now.

I'm like depressed. Like I want to be there for this. I couldn't separate. But also, and he was like, like right behind me. Are you not codependent anymore is that what you're trying to say i'm working on it we can heal out of that working on it yeah but wait you have to work on it i okay i was on i paid first class wait one second you would have been able to sleep with a man dying behind you look it really depends on the it

depends i would not go told you no way well fucking kalilah told me about this girl that we know i think i told this on this podcast before i'm in a fucking ayahuasca trip okay you're not supposed to have your phone on fucking did i tell this to you no i just heard it on the podcast i think she yes and i i turned my phone on like prematurely i thought i was done tripping. Was not. She's like so and so just three people found dead. One in a coma. I'm like I

had to go to the girl. I had to go. Hey girl I wish you well but I cannot make this up. Did you get out of your head? I got her out of my head. But I had something like eating at me in yoga today and I was like get out, bitch. I'm thinking about this other person.

If somebody says they have a stomach ache in my vicinity, I have so much anxiety. I have to like meditate or take a Klonopin or something. But it's like, we have the same death, right? Yeah, but it's because I'm worried about throwing up myself. Like I don't get grossed out by it. It's like, I have too much empathy pain. Like I'll get a stomach ache and I'm not trying to brag. It's not like- I have too much empathy pain. Yeah. Like I'll get a stomachache

and I'm not trying to brag. It's not like. I don't want to brag. I'm so nice. It's not nice actually. It's like not nice. Yeah. It's like actually unfair to people.

It's selfish. Yeah. Because it's not letting them have their experience. Yeah. But I would have just let that guy die. No.

I was on the plane. I was on the plane. I was on the plane. It was a red eye. Todd and I were separated, okay? The worst. Why? They just, we got the tickets too late.

No one would agree? Nobody would agree. And it's, you know what? No, I'm okay with it. Except this one lady. We were sitting behind each other. And I understand. If you don't want to switch aisle understand if you don't want to switch aisle if you don't want to switch aisle to window i'm totally fine yeah that makes sense people really like aisles in first class and i support that but so if you don't want

to switch that's totally fine we were both window there was a woman she was a nightmare sitting next to todd they had an open seat and they were like we're gonna call someone up but before we bring them up why don't you move up there because they did there was just a person in coach they didn't have a preference of whether they got um aisle or window do you want to just move up to this aisle in front of you so she can sit there and she goes no why she's a bitch that's there was literally no reason there was no reason she was i'm settled in and then it's fine like all right be a bitch it's fine it's your right to be a bitch she then kept talking to us and she kept going oh the dog's whining because his mother's not next to him he

wants i kept going she let the dog likes us together he's completely quiet when i'm sitting there was she trying to make sure that like you weren't mad at her and maybe you missed an opportunity to set the tone up front what What I do is if I separated from somebody and I know that I want the person to move and offer it to me, I'll be extra loud talking to my sister like, hey, do you have my thing? And then they just get so annoyed by the crossfire.

I am extra loud. I'm more extra loud. I know, but I'm surprised you didn't employ that strategy. The bitch was that lazy. I really don't like it when people don't do something nice for no reason. Yeah, just be nice. Sometimes I appreciate it, though. I'm don't like it when people don't do something nice for no reason. Yeah, just be nice. Yeah.

Sometimes I appreciate it, though. I'm like, you know what? All right. I think about the times I fucking did something I didn't want to do. It'd be nice. And then I'm like, oh, look at you. You just didn't do that. I know.

I'm kind of like, I wish I was like that. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. Because you don't like, I don't like people who aren't like that. Yeah. Like who are not generous or yeah. Just be generous.

Just be nice. What happened? Oh, this one woman on a plane. Like, oh, I pee all the time on a plane. And also, like, I have to pee all the time. And also, I spill something every time without fail. Yeah, you're the best. My dad said, like, ever since I was little, he'd be like, okay, she spilled again. Like, one time at least.

And I was next to this woman who was obviously, you know, like, she was like yeah you know like sat up the whole plane her like leg wasn't like above her head like ours anyways and she's like um she's like i want i need the aisle but if you do have to go to the bathroom let me know because i don't want you stepping over me okay and i was like okay but that's my nightmare like Because I do like the window seat, but as a people pleaser, it is a nightmare when they fall asleep. It's like, I will get a UTI. I'm like, hold on. I'm literally like holding my pussy.

But imagine she specifically said, and don't walk over me. And I'm a spiller. So I had the worst. I was so tense that whole flight. I was like. And finally, like at one point she was sleeping and I had to pee, but I held it for like two hours because I was like, I can't wake her up. She's terrifying. She had like five can I ninety fives on.

She was like, right. So she's clearly already in her own suffering as well. Whatever it is. There is a woman on her way to the Philippines. I was sat next to Bobby. The woman on to his left was exactly that type yeah and she said this she woke up from her slumber like mid-flight and bobby didn't really do anything he might have accidentally like kicked his backpack in front of him and she got up she sprung up and she was like

you were moving around too loudly i am trying to sleep and i'm like headphones bitch noise canceling you're on a plane. You are that person. Noise cancel your fucking life. But I, but he, you know, we're both so spineless. So he was just,

I was like, just say sorry. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Noise cancel culture. Can't stop talking about it.

But it's scary to be around that type of person because I myself, I'm like, I like to pull my knees up. I like to lean. I like to be, I'm a sloppy flyer.

Yes. Yes. Comfort is everything. I like to put my socks on. I like to expose my socks up. I like to lean. I like to be, I'm a sloppy fly. Yes. Yeah. It is everything. I like to put my socks on. I like to expose my socks. So I don't even, I'm not really into passenger shaming. Me neither.

I, you, me neither. And it's like a baby's crying. It's like, it sucks, but also it's a baby on a plane. Like,

what are you going to do? Yeah. But I had, okay. I had, I had two separate parties in first class, both drunk. Oh, sorry. So loud parties. first class, both drunk. Oh, sorry.

So loud. I thought they were like parties. I was like, okay, was there like a disco ball? They were screaming during a red eye. Screaming. And it was like, I am really working on like surrendering in my life and not being like, like I am like attached to the idea that I'm going to like have a peaceful red eye, right? And I, attached to the idea that I'm going to, like, have a peaceful red eye, right? And I'm attached to that idea. But I don't necessarily get that idea.

I'm not entitled to that. That's just an idea of what I thought was going to happen. And I'm working on just, like, you just get what you get. It's just how it goes. And you just make the best of it or whatever. It's really hard. And I'm such a loudie that I have to kind of like support other loudies because I've definitely been that bitch,

you know? So I'm like, all right, is it's too hypocritical of me to be the one yelling. But it was like, it was an insane amount of screaming. It was on a red eye, screaming on a red eye.

That's messed up. It was like, but I felt like the flight attendant should have done it. It's like, that's your fucking job. You should have gone over and been like, listen, first of all,

you're cut off. Like, like ground the plane at this point. These people are in a black that's insane it was crazy how does a flight attendant not say something when the flight attendants are always so rude to me like um ma'am your toe is in the aisle it's like yeah i know so at least they tell you before they run over yes in first class that's why i literally am paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get them to let me put my toe in the aisle. I'm low hanging fruit. I like I've had like my.

We saw what you did to mustache. Yeah. Get your toe out of the aisle. I'm pretty sure I've had several like broken foot bones because carts have just been rolled over my foot on the aisle. Like they don't even tell me they're just like going to run over this bitch. Remember, did you did I tell you I broke my toe? So see, you wouldn't shut up about your broken toe for a long time.

She's in the right seat, isn't she? That's a broken toe seat. Why? Because Esther, I mean, Esther had the most, it was like the earth shook when Esther broke her toe. Well, I tripped from standing, that's it. Wait, I thought it was from surfing. Sorry, no, this is the second time. So's it. Wait, I thought it was from surfing. Sorry, no.

Did you lie? This is the second time, so I didn't tell you about this one. I swear I was walking with my scoot son back somewhere. I shouldn't, like, give details. But anyways, someone who's a parent at the school, and I always feel kind of awkward because I'm, like, not their, you know, like, biological mom, but I'm still, like, well, anyways. So they were like, so see and i turned

around to say hi and i was wearing those do you know those squishy shoes like the sandals that everyone's wearing they're comfy now yeah you know what i'm talking i think they're like yeah so they have no support so i turned around i was like hi and then i tripped up and caught the full weight my full body weight on my big toe that one and basically just like maimed my toe like it was gone it was not the same toe no i'm just remembering a thing and i'm wondering if i want to share it with you guys go on wait wait a second it you you this is something else it's a different toe yes and the guy was like and it started gushing blood and the guy was like are you okay and i was like and he's like youushing blood. And the guy was like, are you okay?

And I was like, mm-hmm. And he's like. And you have to like play it off because you're out of school. Yes. You're not the mom. Exactly. Like I'm not going to be like, oh my God, my toe. Like there's a four-year-old.

He was like, no, but seriously, Socie, like it's really bleeding. And I was like, I know, but I can't talk about it now because he's in the foot. Yeah. I loved how you sent me like 18 different angles of your broken toe. My foot. Oh, your foot. That was my foot. Okay, tell the thingy thing.

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my hypnotist, is in town with her boyfriend, Scott. She's the best follower. Mary Lou hypnotizes you on Instagram. But we went to Catalina. We went on the ferry. We went over out of Long Beach. Out of Long Beach. We went and saw the botanical gardens where there's this giant structure for the guy whose name I forgot who used to own the island. And I thought it would be funny if I did a handstand, Todd was taking a picture, I was like, I'll do a handstand where it's like, I'm looking like he's eating my pussy out in the picture.

Oh my God. That's a very Jenna of you. Yeah, I was about to say. It just felt like funny to be like sex position and but i'm not like i kind of fake that i'm gonna be like tough enough to do that against this marble structure you know like i've gained a few lbs it's i don't know how much my wrist can hold i haven't done yoga in a while so i am pussing out i'm not really doing it and then all of a sudden my my friend's boyfriend who does not know that i'm like full of shit when i say i'm gonna do

something like a cartwheel into my with my vagina into my boyfriend's mouth he just lifts my legs up and i'm like no no no and my wrists are like quivering i'm like no no no and i broke my neck like i could have been in a fucking like coming in like. Wait, the rest of my life. Like I explain like that what you were trying to do. I was trying to do like a cartwheel. What? Text me.

Yeah, I can do a cartwheel. I was trying to do like a like a round like a roundhouse roundhouse. And then my vagina would be in his face. You know, you were just trying to do that. Like after doing it that's really hard it was too hard and as i was going to do it i was like it's very hard everything's marble this is how i know i'm like deeply codependent because um when i first started doing yoga i went to a class that was like way past my um capabilities and it was a power yoga class and i you know my handstands are fair like i need a wall behind me i'm not that great um but i injured myself fully fully fully fully because he was

like kick your legs out kick your legs come on i'm right here and um he wasn't right there and oh my god you poor thing and he was oh, I thought that you had it. It looked like you had it. And I didn't have it. So he was just like saying that he was there, but he wasn't. I'm right here. I got you.

That's manipulative and rude and weird. I missed the whole fucking thing. But also, hey, I'm as codependent because I literally wouldn't say that it hurt because I didn't want to make them uncomfortable. Oh, that's true. I was like, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. Help. Somebody help. Wait, codependent and fomo go together too i think because it's like right so i am having fomo codependently because i've been looking at this and not oh it was yeah we can fill you in later but it was purely his mistake but i would not have ever let him know that? No, of course not. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I embarrassed you. I know.

Exactly. Like, you look dumb, and I apologize. I wonder if we could do a handstand now, and you caught my legs. I have a... Oh, wait. If you did a handstand. Yeah, and you caught my legs. I thought maybe we would fall into each other's pussies.

Scissor. Yeah. Like, Annie, imagine that, our dream. So, handstand into scissors. Oh, I have to work on it. Give me a month. Triple scissors. Triple scissors.

I did wake up. Scissors. I woke up. I went to 6 a.m. hot yoga today. You did? Are you tired? Not right now. It didn't rejuvenate you.

It woke you up. It did. I was like, I want to go back to moto yoga, but moto has different levels. Yeah, moto. And I have to do just regular moto. I can't do the moto flow yet because I just haven't done it in a while. And then I'll be too – look at this. Oh, my.

No, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Close up on your face. I'm dead. Look at my face. I am. Todd is dead to me. Dying.

Annie, that doesn't even look like you. Ow. Are you okay? I'm healing. Ow. god ow that looks so fucking it looks like your face in the movie yeah exactly look at that 11 right there by a monster um you know what you look like i mean i couldn't look fatter but it's okay i'm on i'm doing a i'm doing a challenge you know what this looks like to me Have you guys ever heard of pleasure doms Look up at my boyfriend's fucking face He looks like a pleasure dom here

There are types of men He does he is really Enjoying it let's do it Kalilah Wait this is I'll be Annie you be Todd But nobody was helping me down I'm like guys so I had to just release My neck down

That's so unsafe. You could have actually broken your neck. No, I was very close. You don't catch yourself with your neck. There was nothing else to do. No one was helping me. Todd was laughing. Todd was laughing.

And the other guy didn't know I was, he thought I was kidding. He's, I'm a comedian. That's all he knows. Yeah, when people don't know that you're like, no, I'm not okay. I'm about to die. I fell off my horse two days ago. Like, flew through the air. Like Superman?

No. Nothing like Superman. I wish. No, it was fine. I was fine. Comment away. Did you apologize to the horse? I felt terrible for the horse.

Because I was like, I know I rode you wrong. That's why it happened. I rode you wrong. I've said that to a boy before. I know. I was like, I rode you wrong. Sorry, i rode you wrong that's why it happened i've said that to a boy before i know i was like i'm sorry i rode you wrong man i want you guys i went to skank fest i was supposed to go last year but i had like a really really bad crazy creepy stabby stalker oh and i had to like i was like i'm busy buying a gun i'm not able to go but they were so respectful they were so amazing everyone was fucking so amazing. Everyone was fucking incredible.

I love that. Every comic, I was like crying laughing. But one of the comics that I really bonded with is this guy. And I'm not going to say his name just because I don't want to like out who I'm talking about. But he hangs out with some of my ex-boyfriends, some of them, a crew of my ex-boyfriends. And he made me like kind of miss them and in a way where it's not like i'm gonna hang out with them again but it's making me like forgive them and see the good in them again which is very very helpful for my yeah my forward movement but it was i there were people

that i met on this fucking weekend and people that i saw that i haven't seen in like five years it was i was on acid i was on where. I was on everything. Where is it? It was in Vegas. It was so fun. And then I got Vegas added for New Year's. So if you want to come, I'm doing, I'm doing all four shows

New Year's Eve. That sounds really fun. The day before. I'd be down. I like that my tits are so soft. Squishy. Let me see. Squishy.

So squishy. What do you mean? Mine too. Did you lose weight? No, just like that shit. That's not squishy. No, look at? Mine too. Did you lose weight? No, I'm just like touching it. That's not squishy. No, look at her.

Compared to. That ass got big. They're not squishy. They're hard. Let me see. Feel mine. They're the same. Mine are.

No, no, no. Mine are squish. Mine are way squishier. Yours are big. Oh, Annie, Annie, Annie. I'm looking at you. Why did you point like this? Probably mine.

Because I lost weight. So they have. I have like sad like. Do you lose weight for sad Boobs Not on purpose Honestly I just was so stressed out Do you get stressed about your Well that one it was like Kind of stressed that one was particularly

Rough Are you so happy with Yeah I'm shocked You know it was supposed to be on streaming Oh really When did they decide that oh we're gonna do a wider after they tested it and people loved it but like that's only happened with one other movie it's your face the entire were you self-conscious it was your face the

entire movie they did a really good job of shooting it though like with the camera and stuff that no I wasn't self-conscious but I thought it was just gonna be on streaming come and go nothing and I'm like what it's more just like shocking than anything else. Are you blowing up on social media and stuff? I don't. On Instagram. There's a lot of cows. Are you a little surprised?

We were like, I'm bored and I'm bored. So many chickens. What's going on here? I don't post TikToks. And I've gotten more followers, but like not crazy. Not blowing up at all. Nobody cares. No.

Okay. So you got justice page of pentacles and the five of swords. Interesting. Hold on. Talk amongst yourselves. Let me just get it. Wait, the five of swords is also what I got.

Yeah. No, you got the, yes, yes. Five of cups is no five. That's a Jane Crawford. We're going to fuck.

That's so interesting. It means you don't have to, like I said to, you don't have to like, you're going to win. Just let it happen. No revenge. Don't fight. You want to know why we're getting it. It's because it's about the same fucking thing.

Yeah. I'm excited to hear what it is. Okay. Justice. That's Astrid. That's Astrid, the bitch. Call her right now. I mean, don't call her.

We won't tell her she's a bitch okay um generally it means that an ethical or moral issue has come into your sphere and you're having to deal with it maybe you are directly involved you've been wrong wronged or someone feels you've done them wrong maybe you've witnessed an injustice and it's giving you feelings whatever side of the conflict you're on the justice card beseeches you to act fairly now isn't the time for vengeance or martyrdom is not the time for gossip or defensiveness the justice card asks us to sit with ourselves and meditate on the issue at hand how we did or did not play into it how we might have handled it differently how we will conduct ourselves in the future. We keep going?

I love it. No, I love it. It's good. Cause I do, I keep trying to try to defend myself and it doesn't work. Yeah, justice is asking you to work. Yeah, just don't do anything. It just doesn't matter.

I know. What other, yeah. I know myself. Exactly. And what other people think, it actually doesn't matter. Yeah, it truly doesn't. But I don't practice what I put. All of the ass-

I hear what I say. I did at Skank Fest really made me feel so... Like, literally, the episode I did with Greg Fitzsimmons on my podcast, on my solo podcast, Annie Wood. Greg, your first guest? He's my first comedian guest, yeah. I love Greg. I know, he's my favorite person.

We want him on here. He's one of my best friends. I love him. But I just was, like, so self-conscious and i just realized like that's such like a weight not only is it wasted for me but it's wasted for like the message i'm trying to like share with the world and i think what i like where i am able to help people is to like show them that i'm not self-conscious you know that i am like busting through i think it's also like helpful to show people like that you are yeah yeah also to just accept that your emotions can be in flux at all yeah so it's

like you can have strong days like certainly like my hormones are always shifting every day there are days of the month where i'm just i feel completely invincible and others where i'm like oh my god like a light breeze could take me down today. It's just like also women, we just are like predisposed to be perfectionist because that's like what is expected of us. It's so unfair. And like, I think the one difference I have seen since Smile came out is that I'm like,

I'm being like, I'm out there so much more. And so I'm so terrified of like scrutiny. You know what I mean? Of saying something wrong or doing something wrong. You know, like you're out there the scarier it is but it's like for me i'm trying to do the opposite where it's like care less the more i'm out there because the yeah because we are going to get more yes like the more successful we get and like the more like i ain't going away my numbers ain't going down yeah everything's going up so it's like more people are going to be witness to us and they're going to have the so the percentage even though it's small people

that don't like us it that does just get bigger because totally it's bigger yeah you're gonna have 10 bags on you yes you won't take them off and when it comes to like just people like existing on the internet in a very like negative way. There is this one TikToker. Her name is Tefi. I love her. She's incredible. But she said something.

I don't know if it was her quote or somebody else's. But it's like the psychology behind why someone would like project that much like hate on the internet is because nothing is, she says, nothing is worse than not having a witness to your existence people want to be seen and heard so it's like rather than not be seen at all they exist in this way saying the worst most horrible hurtful things because they'd rather be seen in that way than not have a witness to their existence that is so sad which is true but also but also maybe they have this true opinion about one of us, you know, but they don't know us. So their true opinion, but it's like you're entitled to your like everyone, every the world's entitled to be whatever it is around me. You know, it's like it really is up to me to just not take it all. Exactly. But that but also to have compassion and understand that those mean comments come from a deep place of hurt in them kind of because there's a difference between having an opinion about somebody and having that discourse and then straight up just yeah, like, yeah, like, oh, she's so ugly. Yeah, right. So that's what I'm right. I know where it's like, you fucking pig trash gold thing this it's like that is like, oh, you just want to be seen and held, I think. My parents, do you know that they do not read comments

and they do not read reviews, not one. And I swear they actually practice it. They do not look at them. That's awesome. That is not at all. And whenever I say I am, they're like, why are you doing that? Yeah.

Isn't that crazy? How did they come to figure that? Probably read enough bad ones. They were like, fuck that. No, but it's just, it made them happier as people.

But also it's like, they're going to keep doing what you're doing. You're going to keep doing what you're doing. You're going to keep doing. I just, it doesn't really matter. Yeah. Yeah.

But also like, if you think about like the lens, you're looking at things like if I'm, if I use skank fest last year, like I could not go to skank fest last year. I was in so much fear of like fans being near me, having access to me. Like I,

the, I was working in a vibration and I'm not saying I was wrong. I was fucking terrified. The shit that I was getting like, and that's why I turned my DMS off. Like nobody has access to me like that now. And, you know,

I have like names that people need to know. I mean, I'm, you're not supposed to talk about stuff, but I think it's real and it's important. But so if I had gone to Skank Fest like last year, I would have been so scared when everyone asked to take pictures for me, stuff like that. This year I came in like the vibration of feeling safe, feeling love, all that. I had so much fun meeting everyone. It was so cool, you know.

Like what you bring to life. But it's the same experience. It's just my lens is, you know, different this time. Yeah. And I hope to God you never take that purse off your body. In fact, I hope you shower with it. No, it's like, I literally, I was showing her, I have like-

I want it to become you. Also, Annie, I feel like I definitely, even from listening to the podcast, which this sounds stalkery, but I listen to everyone. We love you. But I can totally see like so much, like where you're thinking about, like so much like where you're thinking about a lot like growth in the way you're thinking about things even for like just you and

you talk about it which is nice because people have to understand that like they can change all of that they don't have to live in whatever and also i i like kind of brag i think it's funny to brag like it's funny to be like this, but also it's like, because I have trouble like to get to like a bigger place for myself to get to like, to break some of my limiting beliefs. I have to like imagine I'm someone else because I can't, it's not in my realm.

So I am like, be like me, bitches. Like if you're feeling broke and like shitty, get, start bragging and shit and like, be like me, like be like me. be like me i know people

i want you to be able to get cocky yes and i'm like hey wait hold on a second i hate myself so much that i have to like say that i'm good it to believe it but then the hate yourself goes away yes exactly love no no i'm saying it goes away, but I'm not being cocky. It started from a place of, you know, you have to like overboard. Overcompensating. Yeah, exactly. Cocky. Who calls you cocky? You're like the least cocky person. No, she's so cocky. It was so funny. She did the best cocky moment when we called. What did I say?

With Nehemiah. You were like, I was like, don't you know from this one? And she goes, only the number one movie. Well, that's kind of like a joke no it's perfect no but it's also a joke it's also shocking yeah bragging is a joke it's great brag name drop wait sorry talk amongst yourselves okay you have page of pentacles too hold on talk amongst yourself that's the title of this talk amongst yourself. No, I'll read it to you. Okay. So court cards can be you, a situation, or someone else. So pages represent youth, newness, and learning. Students of the tarot.

Hold on. Learning the ways of the material world. What's your sign again? Cancer. Cancer. So your water. But this is an earth sign. Earth sign card, which is good for us water people. brings us down your water too yeah pisces oh fun yeah my

dad's a cancer oh is scorpio a water sign oh do i remind you of scorpio no no i mean maybe in that you're from philly and like are funny oh my god he. He is funny. He is so funny. Okay. You're almost there, Annie. Okay. If it's a person, another person, you can depend on them. There's something that raises a bit of skepticism about them, their youth, their lack of experience, or their very sheltered life. Regardless of that, their wish to apply themselves and make up for these deficits is real. That's if it's a person. Then if you are, stop daydreaming and start doing. Perhaps you've always wanted to learn a certain trade or take up an interesting hobby or figure out a way to monetize a hobby or draw some new merch. I've been milking those drawings for a while, huh guys?

Yeah. It's like, do it. You have to take the crucial first steps it's all very like material like it's doing not like feeling and imagining and then if it's a situation it's a good opportunity and it's at the you're very much at the beginning if you want me to read on about any of those i will no it's okay okay weren't we supposed to get matching tattoos that said honey hole yeah honey hole oh my god yeah i'll do them anytime anytime i brought i just got these ones honey hole is that from the last podcast we did no it's because scoot apparently says honey hole okay i say honey hole honey hole is a place in a lake where you fish where like there's a lot of fish they don't let me near there because i talk so much yeah right

exactly exactly fly fishing fly fishing they're like shut up i honey the poo that i winnie the poo that honey hole but i always say that like hunting and like texas phrases are all vaguely like homoerotic and sexual so like like where's your honey hole term where should we get it where should we put it on our assholes just kidding but but the o is our asshole i would you know i would get a tramp stamp honey hole one of the poo digging dipping dicking dicking and you don't dipping into your asshole oh that's all like you guys i brought these but i couldn't i didn't have enough because yay ears just for a little any you don't have any tattoos. No tattoos. I just realized that. Isn't that cool to not have any tattoos?

Yeah, it's way cooler. Well, honey, hold your first one. Kahlil- It's on my pussy, it's on my labia. Do you like these? On the long one? Because I just got them from this guy that just moved here from New York.

They're like Mexico. No. I like the one on the right arm. I was gonna ask if that was new because it looks pretty fresh. It's a naked weighty. Guys, if you have $1,000 to spend, these are the lip kits for you.

What is that? Lisa Rinna. Yeah, they're so good, but they're so fucking, put them on backwards. Can I, oh. Oh, it's like a little kid putting their shoes on the wrong foot. Can I try it or do I owe you $200 if I try it?

No, no, you can try it. But it comes with like the lipstick. I wanna do the little thing. I always end up losing them, but they're so fucking expensive, but they're so good. Wait, are they really a thousand dollars? no they're like 50 I think oh my god I thought you were serious

but 50 is so much is this right? I didn't realize how many ways you could do it wrong I did this last time 13 reasons why she can't put the ears on how many nepo babies does it take to put on an ear? if you played a high schooler, that's so cool. To play a high schooler when you were, how old were you, 22?

That was the worst. Yeah, 26. Okay, wait. Someone tell me how to put these on. I don't know either. I'm waiting for Annie. This goes on this one here. On the one closest to me like this. Oh, got it. Yeah.

Oh, it's cute. It really is so so cute it's a good look for us here oh my god this is right and oh and it's gonna go through this thing yeah the long ones might be hard to get in there my stylist i showed him our last trash tuesday and he was like well why didn't you wear makeup you look like shit in the last one i was like oh i thought you're so cute i don't think my ears support these remember last time they kept falling off i think it's called buxom are you guys ready yeah very corpse very decaying corpse colored on you my mouth is so my lip mouth is so big when i put lipstick on you know what I love about your wrists?

Oh, that's a cute thing to say. What? It's a very like, I did it again. Flatulence. They look like, they remind me of like my Filipino aunties. In what way? They have like just gold bangles on them.

And it's very like nostalgic for me but i was going to say about um flatulence yes i thought you'd be like macro flatulence i guess like men and women the fart science between men and women differ and women my car have micro flatulence so we let it out slowly over the day and men have a more like thunderous that's because they're allowed to they're allowed to yeah you think it's because they're allowed to and we just kind of like yes society society has made us squeak our fucking but how do you then evolve i push them out i'm masculine i push mine out you do oh yeah i force i but then don't you think that because of like we've had to stay ladies for so long we've

evolved to then have micro flatulence oh maybe so yeah that makes sense like I've never heard a girl fart audibly why but guys everyone oh really I heard you do it like five times no I feel like with girls it's like silent air can I do anything funny maybe we'll cut it out but I don't know that I was at I'm going to the Chanelanel party tonight and chanel dressed me and scuda and i went to the chanel headquarters which is like white carpets and like it's so fancy period on it we're both yeah but like no but i didn't but we're both so like dirty yeah i mean and they were like uh and and so anyways i'm trying stuff on and like as i'm leaving, the woman goes, possibly a Epsom salt bath tomorrow. And I'm like, why?

And she's like, helps with the puffiness. Oh, no. Can you believe that? Where did you think you were puffy? I don't know, but I'm just saying. It's so funny. Like, hold on. I know.

Fashion people are brutal. Brutal. They're so mean. But they're being like, they're honest. you were puffy i don't know but i'm just saying it's so funny like hold on i know fashion people are brutal brutal they're so mean but they're being like they're honest like with their eye i want to see your lips wait put it on can you put it on yeah you have such luscious yeah i've already lost one of the pieces that's another thing i have to like not defend what like you're getting too much work done i'm like like, I'm getting nothing done. You don't have work, any work done. You know what's funny? I feel the same.

You know what pisses me off the most? It's going to look cute on you. Yeah. Is when people think I have cheek fillers. And I'm like. I know because you. I'm Filipino. I look bad.

No, you know what? Everyone wants to look like you. Why? With their getting of cheek fillers. Yeah. That's what. It's like, I will tell you what I've had, but the cheeks are

not it. I've had the most, and it's been an insecurity of mine my whole life, and now that kind of They're jealous. Right on. There is this guy that I might, I don't usually

crush on people that I don't know. But I feel like I would, this is how I want to transition into, back into being single. There's this guy who his entire personality is being a pleasure dom. And apparently all he does is just make you come over and over and over and over again like you don't service him in any way he just fully services you they're pleasure doms and do you pay them I used to have a guy I had in my phone named

mouth mouth that's him yeah that's him right there and he would just make me come and I don't know what it is and he did not care if I made him come at all he just was like mouth I just put him I mean mean, he's a name. He's my friend now. But I have to tell you something.

This is him, right? Just, you don't have to play the audio cause I might come, but. He's got nice legs. I have legs like that. Kalilah, I like totally didn't put two and two together that you are single. And I have so many of Scoot's old man friends.

I do like old. They're not old. They're just awesome. Are they pleasure doms? Because that's my, that's, it's pleasure dom for us right now. Older guys are more pleasure-y dom-y than younger. And they know how to do it really fast. Yeah, and also.

Oh, no, young. No, no, no. They're good boys now. No, no. I'm not saying all. Yours is wonderful. You just cracked your neck in such a. No, this is so exciting.

I have so many ideas. Okay. So Scoot's old pleasure dom friend. Is he friends with Brad Pitt? He's actually, yeah, but... Strike me as a pleasure dom. Do you... What do you think about people being divorced and having kids?

If he's a pleasure dom. No, because they have to be rich because kalilah will end up paying for their kids to go to college yeah exactly like they have to be completely like fully no i hear that do you know what i mean i'm okay with this i uh regular blue collar i'm rich and divorced you know what i thought about this this is good i thought about it i thought about this this is like and no i'm just like putting my name in the hat put yeah putting your hat just put your bald head in the hat that's why put your head there's some major perks of dating someone with kids you know what kind of dad they're gonna be don't have to just guess yes maybe uh so funny that it maybe it will fulfill my um desire to sort of want have kids you know like where i'm i'm in limbo oh like half half half like i'm half in half out um

you look so hot yeah you look so and the lipstick because your head looks so big like honestly like your body looks so little and your head looks so big you look like a fucking movie star i'm literally like seeing stars in my eyes right now it's so crazy because i wanted to make fun of the hat and now it's like with the lipstick no i know it's hot carlos annie's coming in for the kill this is great when i walked in today i did natalie portman or something yes i thought to myself you look very very, very hot today. Thank you. And I think you kind of have your hair a little bit behind your ears. You guys. I was thinking the same.

The shirt. Your head looks big. Give me more. It just looks so big in the right way. You look fabulous, fabulous, fabulous. Thank you. And so do we, Annie. Look at my ears.

Oh, my God. We're desperate. We're like, someone look at us. No, I'm saying we look, I look like so like. Okay. Show me this pleasure, Dom. Yeah, I'm saying we look, I look like so like. Okay, show me this pleasure dom. Yeah, I want to hear him. I'm going to listen. You can come, Kalilah.

It's free country. You can come whenever you want. Listen, women need to come more. Pleasure dom is somebody that makes their entire job making somebody finish. And it's like finish a lot and hard and over and over again there's scenes i have where you know we hit like 25 in the course of ow that sounds tiring pleasure dom no i do like i do like porn where the guy just makes the girl. James Dean got canceled, right? He did.

This bad guy? Yeah. But he used to like fuck the shit out of those porn stars like beyond their acting. Where it was like they're not acting and they're like in pain they're coming so much. Right, right. 25 sounds like it would be like. Can we see more pictures of him? He.

25 is a lot. It's so much. Yeah. Like, I feel like it would make your, like, clit, like, broken. Yeah. I think we want him on the show. You ever get it where it's like... Yeah, like, it's too much.

Like, sometimes I use... Yeah, that is him. Yeah. I have to go see him. Yeah. Yenny. I know, me too. Yeah, it's Yenny.

Yenny? Yeah, it's Yenny. Hmm, Yenny. But he's a porn star. He is, yeah. No. But I think I like that he is kind of like Soft spoken

He's so cute I have such a pool of men for you It's crazy It's great I have a pool of men for you I have none Would they like me? No they would hate you

Of course they would like you They like me because i know what a honey hole is the question is is that like would you like them but i think you would because i love all of them they have such wondrous personalities and like oh that sounds ugly no but no that sounds like the ugliest man i've ever no no none of them are ugly they're all hot but they're just also like cool not just hot no you have to date the Yanni guy. That guy. The Yanni.

Yes, they would like you. Oh, my friend Nick thinks you're hot too, but I think you just got a girlfriend. I think everybody thinks. He's an island boy. I already have one Nick. Nick, by the way, Nick, where's our jewelry? Where is our jewelry? Nick, honestly, thank you so much for the chips.

You gave me the best. He brought me crab leg chips. better than um kelly clarkson's chips these actually i'm not gonna lie nick are the best it's neck and neck folks and i do want to tell you really quick i was at an escape room coffee shop yes they both went together got a free cup of coffee with the escape room it's like to make you escape each other then you have diarrhea so you have to get out faster you go so many places. So listen, so listen, I'm in there and Kelly Clarkson, like full Annie Letterman style bus in the door.

I'm in line. She goes, get the caramel frappuccino. It's the best thing. Like screaming in my face. Just a totally not active. Like she's fucking Kelly Clarkson just being insane. And then I'm like, okay, I'll get with Kelly Clarkson. Then she was gone. It's a beautiful story gone it's a beautiful story that is a beautiful story wait a second is

your nick the guy who also spearfishes yes oh he is hot and he's so hot i made out for 14 but my nick like gets like pelagic fish it matters what size the fish they get yes yes because my nick gets like the biggest, like most prized fish. And he like fish stamps them. He creates art around it. Lila, you're going to love Scoots so much. It's wild.

But wait, can I just tell you something? My Nick, my Nick, Bearfishes, but he also creates the backgrounds for every music video you've ever liked. He works with Beyonce. He works with, he he's what he makes up for in fish size he can fish but he lacks no it's fisher giant it's fisher giant yeah he has big ass fucking fish but he also has a little bit i know listen you could pretend like you don't like

this hollywood shit but you are in it a little bit i'm okay you want an artist don't you want a little bit don't you want to be a scoot is a perfect example of what's hot. Like he is in the industry, but he is rugged. He knows he's like a man. He's got like a tattered. He's got a tattered book with him. When I met him, I thought he was faking like being like that. I literally was like, no, come on. You don't actually care about that stuff.

You want to be famous. And then like and then I realized like, no, he actually cares way more about like boring motorcycles and stuff yeah then like you know why you're wearing this outfit to impress him why is this motorcycle outfit is this motorcycle kind of but annie yeah that's sad it's half asian and you cannot compete with half my next from the virgin islands why can't you just date both for now well one didn't give us jewelry yeah what kind of jewelry does he have my nick then he makes jewelry it's like incredible jewelry listen let's be real the reason you're here to begin with is because kalilah was trying to get his jewelry me and nick stuck around no no this is i'm speaking directly to nick oh you i i think nick's afraid that if he gives us the jewelry

He's gone And I can't promise that's not the time It's really up to Kalilah Oh you'd probably like his stuff so much We will promote it We want to wear it, we want to be adorned in your jewelry We're such a fan of your work Okay it's interesting

I like a little bit more of the simple stuff But I do love it Oh this is not good for you nick no stop like i love that yeah i just like i like more simple i love that see i like like kind of like flashy yet also simple if that makes any sense oh my god look at that but also my neck is your it's a skull with teeth of jewels no it's really good. He's our Nick. Okay, I'm obsessed. And then look at my Nick. Nick, I'm famous.

Just kidding. I got recognized on the island of Catalina by the boat guy. Good, right? It's creepy cool. Look at my Nick. Jenna would love this.

Where's a picture of him? Where's your Nick? He's so hot. I love him. I had such a... Why is Nick such a hot name? It's a hot. Look at mine. Jenna would love this. Where's the picture of him? Where's your Nick? I don't know. He's so hot. I love him. I had such a. Why is Nick such a hot name? It's a hot boy name, right? Nicholas is.

Nicholas. Come on, Nicholas. And he's twice divorced, which is like gives him a little extra. What does that give him? Like he's like been through it. Well, you guys, thank you. So see, thank you so much. Thank you guys.

It's hard to end. Honestly, I'll come back anytime. Like whenever. Not like you need our help because smile is the number one you don't need it i know but i i love being here miya west we love you we love you guys okay oh god west right now competing ct i wish i could just call ct is not like in our orbit like ct i feel like is like i'm too good for you girls c CT is, yeah, way too hot for me. I need, I, here's the thing. Oh, yeah, one more thing. Don't you feel like his feet smell in a way that's gross?

CT? I'm sure he's a stinky boy. I like a little bit of stinky boy. But foot smell to me is not the one. Not the ass, not foot smell. Not a good one, yeah. I will say this, Sosi. They cannot be too attractive.

I'm not really into, I need a, not pretty. A tint. A tint. A tint. A tint of uggo. Kalilah, trust me, I know. Not pretty for you. I know. I know that. I'm on it. That's so insulting to Nick,

jeweler Nick, but no, Nick knows he's hot. Nick is hot. I don't like pretty. Nick, you're hot, but But the jewelry. But Nick, he was like I thought it would be too weird To bring it to him Like Nick it's so weird

You didn't bring it He brought such good presents It's like just throw a fucking dime Or throw a little jeweled thing Inside the fucking chips I'm like the person that packs up Before class is over Wait you're also

Can I just tell you the best thing Wait I have one Nick flashback When we brought him to our island They're never gonna love you We brought him to our island And then And gonna love you we brought him to our island and then and then uh we were gonna go to a strip club and then it never happened and then he missed his flight and he goes well i was like why are you staying here and claire's like kid why why didn't you get your flight because you told me to me you at that time he said because you guys told me to stay and And we're like, Nick, just.

That is. Why are you listening? No, no, no, no, no. To a bunch of ADD kids. We make plans. We never follow through. I know this one thing about SoC. We're never going to let you leave. Tell me.

But you unpack your suitcase immediately when you arrive. Yeah, or else I can't poop. Oh, I empty. I dump my. I'm fucking curious. I won't poop till I've unpacked my suitcase at a hotel. Oh, I dump mine upside down throw everything everywhere and then i go pee and i don't flush it to assert the dominance over my room i do what to assert dominance over my room you know i like taint men

that's what i love wait oh i have a question sorry what is it showed towards you what is it showed what do you think it showed us it's like a short fat to you the runway okay so two people 44 and maybe 43 and older it's a taint oh really craziest fucking realization uh it's the same i know but like no to them same i was like it's obviously something a dick that's as long as it is wide and they were like what and i was like okay your language hasn't evolved these are the men you're setting her up with yeah get excited don't even know what a chode is bring me the zadi get it choded all right this was so fun this was amazing thank you guys love you guys see you next week Thank you.