Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Taylor Swift Eras Tour Mania & Crushed Crushes

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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pete and liz did you guys have fun i was a blast i thought it was really fun i liked the phone call at the end and i don't know it was cool to see everyone in like the crowd because this is your first one yeah it's cool to see everybody like be a part of that they you could tell they wanted live event in three years of this show it was and i feel like things happen we we say we're gonna do things and we're not lying it's just way way out but like it was the people who came they were so fun and cool and like there was guys in the front row like so at one point we had these these text messages about like ghosting which we can get into but like there are these like super macho guys in the front that were like don't call him back like they were so on the girl's side it was

just really cool to see like men one had a man bun i i remember like the front row being mostly men no we had so many guys we have boy slugs yeah our male listeners rule they're the best i know we don't give them enough attention i feel like because every now and then you'll see a comment that's like i'm a random boy slug i love this show am i the only one yeah no you're not but don't you feel like on the road our whole audience is like this always it's like so crazy they're so good i i don't have like a meet and greet all the time on the road our whole audience is like this always it's like so crazy they're so good i i don't have like a meet and greet all the time on the road i feel like my audiences are a lot it's a it's usually like short brunettes mostly like literally all no but like you know and this was a

much more this was a different kind of crowd like it was awesome and there was a lot of couples wait can we talk about the couple wait okay at the vip meet and greet there's a couple know them too we need to talk about them is that so there is this couple who he was like yeah you know i saw he was with his girlfriend and he's like well how i met her is i saw she posted one of these clips of kalilah saying she just wanted to gum a dick and i was like i need to hit up that girl he was like i want to talk to her and there they were there was that the swap meet a couple was that the same couple no no what i thought was so funny is so there's this couple in the front we're like how did you guys meet and they're like this is so hacky we met like selling vintage t-shirts at a swap meet i was like that's hacky like oh we're from portland i was like oh okay everyone

does that there we're like that's the cutest job we've ever heard of but my favorite then too was the couple that were they're like so we're exes and we're in a situation ship and immediately i'm like what is this like i got so frustrated by their story. But then it was so interesting. They so related to Kalilah and Bobby and they just wanted to talk to you about it. And I thought that was so cool. Yeah, you'd be surprised. I think that, you know, the general idea is when you break up with somebody that you're just supposed to just poof, separate. But there are so many people out there that are still very much like tethered to one another because the friendship was real. And and so long too like you guys were together

for so long and so was that couple in the audience like if you're with someone for a year maybe i don't think it's that hard to like separate your life it's like but if your whole like adult life has been with someone obviously it's going to be like a different situation yeah and it was so cute because they took pictures with us separately, not as a couple. Yeah. They could get their own individual picture. I was like, they had other plans. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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The date will be posted. So check my Instagram. I don't know the exact date yet, but you will see it September something. Hi, slugs. In a few weeks, you can see me September 14th through 16th at Madison, Wisconsin, at the Comedy Club on State. And then I'll be in D.Coston chicago san diego detroit and more and you can get tickets at esther on ice.com esther's so tired is this from uh of you. I had a hangover all day. If this is how I feel from her three-hour concert. There's like vitamin V shots. Vitamin V shots, vitamin V.

There's things happening backstage. Vitamin V. They're like. So funny. It sounds like a vampire name. No, it sounds like it has something to do with a bite in a vagina yeah vitamin vitamin the v vitamin v vitamin v um it was so fun like you went with nikki glazer yes which like was to go it's like to go with a super fan yeah it was her ninth time she knew everything about the concert what were you guys wearing she was wearing a gorgeous pink sparkly dress i was in a black

t-shirt and adidas track pants now i can imagine she got like hair and makeup for this event this is like this is like bigger than her own i don't know if she got it pro okay but um i went for comfort obviously i went for sporty spice comfort vibes. At one point, and I'll send you a picture to put up on the episode, these little girls started trading bracelets. They were here, and they were trading with the girl behind me. And it was like I did not exist. I've never felt more invisible.

They were just doing this all the time. I'm sure you felt that invisible high school when people were asking girls to prom you didn't feel like that but it was it was really fun good like girly vibes um was nikki in heels i don't think so no i think nikki was in she had flash yeah i think you want to be comfortable like she knew all the transitions she knew like when was a good time to go pee okay she's like joe rogan for the ufc yeah did you have to sit on her shoulders at all no the seating is very great at sofa also you're going tonight sofi stadium is so you're going tonight yeah it's like i am not i have such heiress tour fomo it's

like unreal i've been playing i played around the way here on a way back. Every single ride home has been T-Swift and I have like a lot of regret. It's not too late. There's like two. There's three more, I think. Tuesday, Wednesday. This girl's crazy. I could do it, though. Yeah. I relate to what she's doing because you're like, no, I should take time off. And they're like, but I This girl's crazy. I could do it though. Yeah. I relate to what she's doing because you, you're like, no, I should take time off. And they're like, but I don't want to. You know what? I actually think it's very dangerous for you to see this. Like, I feel like you're going to go into a mania. Cause you know, I'm going, I'm going,

I'm not going necessarily, even though I do like Taylor Swift, I'm going more for like one, it's an iconic moment. It's a historic moment. Yes, 100%. But also, after seeing, I went and saw, you know, Nickelback. I've seen Nickelback. I've seen, seeing. I love one episode

where we don't bring up Nickelback, but hey. Papa Roach is what we usually talk about. Get them straight. And there will be a Creed moment. It just hasn't happened yet. No. But, but watching,

I go and I watch like as a performer yeah obviously they're doing a completely different thing at a completely different level but i'm always like what can i incorporate what can i learn from these performers exactly remember kobe just giving yeah so much credit to taylor and being like of course i'm gonna study a person like that her output the length of time that she's been able to just top herself with each album that's incredible like that that takes discipline and a whole lot of freaking talent everyone everyone must respect her it's a it's a law now but like before before she came out i looked at nikki and i was like let's set our intentions like how do we want to be different

from before and after we see this even though Nikki's seen it nine times but and we were kind of like sort of what you're saying like I want to be more confident on stage and she definitely I'm telling you you're gonna go into a manic episode after you see her perform at the SoFi Stadium like you are I'm like nervous like I feel like somehow you will sell out the sofi stadium like by thursday i like that that's the goal like it's scary what this will do to you because there's just moments where she's like getting cheers from the crowd and like taking it in and you it's so honest too like you can tell it's not manufactured like you know when you've seen maybe other pop stars but

It's not manufactured like, you know, when you've seen maybe other pop stars, but she really... Who? Why did you make that face? You got a vendetta with someone? No, I mean, we look. We all know that, you know, we saw Britney in Vegas a few times and it just didn't feel right. It didn't sit right. Well, we knew there was like a father off. Well, now we know that that was not fair. But it also, I will say, I had a deep sadness at the eras tour where i was like

i wish we could get this from britney and i know we never most likely will not ever please but we won't get those weird cake videos from taylor so but like just like a concert where britney played like yeah maybe one more time oops i did it again era slave for you era do you think obviously there's like mental illness and and abuse and stuff involved but with with taylor swift you can see like she she's like in charge of her career she's so with it and that's the greatest most empowering thing about her it's so weird like i was listening to some of her songs just to kind of like refresh and get ready and it's like she does make you remember like what it feels like to have like a teen crush oh my god like it's like oh my god

yesterday all day yesterday i cried to the song august like just in bed because i'm on my period yeah and i hadn't heard that song in a little bit and i woke up in the morning and i was like why why is this song like in my head it was just like in a loop in my head and i played it and i had just a big emo cry yeah so cathartic but it's like that younger everything every era of her life there's a song that like speaks to you totally i hadn't realized how much too that i actually really do love the lover era there's so many good songs from that. And that's what she opens with. So I feel like that, you know, the first era is so much fun. I peaked the set list. So I do kind of know what's coming. Okay.

Yeah. To kind of get prepared. I will say, I think we haven't missed out. Obviously, we have to go with Nicki. Like, that's the top peak experience. But I think we should try to go to Beyonce together. I would love that. So I saw her at Coachella.

but I think we should try to go to Beyonce together. I would love that. So I saw her at Coachella. And when I say that I was exhausted within the first hour, I went from Post Malone and then to Beyonce and I had to sit down like so many different times and she was not stopping. She just went on for like two and a half hours.

Well, the fact that Blue Ivy's on tour with her is like, that's the thing now. She's fucking incredible. She's really good. She's incredible. i'm also desperate to see sizza you know i'm seeing oh sizza wait she's on tour yeah she's she's like doing a whole nother run because her first one did so well i'd be down for that this sunday i'm gonna go see um maggie rogers do you know oh he's my favorite you're such a white girl um hollywood bull okay yeah he's my most favorite who are you going with um jewels my sister and my friend meg oh cute i have a taylor swift story that's not it's not quite as good so my sister-in-law

my older brother's wife ginger is from ymsing pennsylvania which is where she's from oh taylor group and they went to the same church and her family was trying to get ginger to babysit for her and ginger's like i'm not babysitting and so she almost was taylor swift's babysitter but she was like babysitting this girl no way and she could have been taylor swift's babysitter oh my god but you never know you know that song she wrote about i'm sure she has a babysitter song somewhere in there yeah well and then also nikki told me while there's a song called enchanted which i'm sure all the super fans know this i didn't do you know this yeah wait no i know the song okay so that song it's about like meeting a guy in one night and it's really pretty like you'll love it it's meeting

a guy one night and how enchanted you are by him and the lyrics are like i hope you don't love someone else already you know and apparently she wrote that about this guy maybe the band is called like owl city is that something you know and because she met him one night is it a white band is that why you asked yeah she met him at an awards show one night and i guess like he found out that it was about him and like ever since then he's like been writing music about her like writing her notes and she just like hasn't responded at all i got what i needed yeah so she just crushed on him from afar or like had uh like a basically had a one night flirtatious interaction and writes a song and now this girl can stretch

she can stretch a real tiny flirt a little wink across the room and she got a new album i know it's like if you're if you're her accountant like you better call back like on time or that's a song she like i literally was driving over here remembering being on the boys baseball team little league team like having a crush on other like i mean she's like digging up and also i think being engaged i'm like remembering how my little like oh i'm going through my like um what was the the movie with uh what's his name where he worked at the record store and he went back to all of his exes oh um yes not saying no it's but it's him with uh with john cusack oh they just remade it Zoe just remade it Yeah It's But not like

What the hell why Oh my god High fidelity High fidelity I'm having my like High fidelity moment Where like You're going back

And remembering All of your love I love that Wait a second Not in like A disrespectful way To Todd or anything But like

But you know like Zoe Kravitz Version of High Fidelity Is actually pretty good I liked it I have not seen it I love i used to always love that because i was such a girl that like yearned for my exes for so long up until like you know but it's not a terrible thing you know walk down memory lane i think that you remind yourself of like the lessons that you've learned along the way the things you wouldn't do again and honestly how far you've come yeah but his whole thing was like he was having trouble i think with his

current girlfriend and then he went back and like visited all his exes to be like what did i do wrong like what's wrong with me or what i think it's healthy yeah yeah maybe yeah i don't i also like believe in letting people live their lives like that's why i was like we have to believe my ex's name and i'm like why i'm dragging back into this shit they can live their lives. Like that's why I was like, we have to believe my ex's name. And I was like, why I'm dragging back into this shit. They can live their lives. They can, they can block you.

Okay. They can live their lives. They can shut the blinds. Yeah. They have their own options. They can lock the deadbolt. I do appreciate though, like an ex coming back around a couple of years after and like making amends.

Oh, but sometimes. Making amends. I mean, they do always come back though. You know, an asshole. I see now that I was like really shitty to you. around a couple years after and like making amends oh but sometimes making amends i mean they do always come back though you know an asshole i see now that i was like really shitty to you and like you know i'm sorry about that and i like when people like grow up and take accountability i had one guy though that did that to me where he was like he came back and he's like oh i did like this chinese medicine and i did all this spiritual stuff. And I realized like how much I like hurt you or whatever.

And I was like, I was not in love with you. I was like, you cheated on me and I was afraid I was going to have an STD. I looked you to condoms. I didn't love you. It was like such good revenge just to see his face. I was like, what a narcissist. Like you went to go see a healer

to deal with what you did to me. Oh my God, this reminds me. I was like, are you kidding me? And then he tried to make out with me and we made out for a second, but he had Invisalign in it. How disrespectful. I made out with your retainer.

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this long distance relationship with a guy who was stationed in i don't know like the middle east somewhere right but he was maybe like 13 years older than me. And we had this whole, like, when he had his R&R, he would come visit me for a couple of days. And I was like super like into him, right? But that lasted very short. Like after I was 20 and maybe I liked him for about four months and then poof, it went away. Yeah, especially when there's all these things involved

that make it like kind of hot. For the past 15 years, we've just been acquaintances nothing really happening between us but when his so men are fucked up man when his his wife was pregnant um this was not that long it was about a year and a half ago i think he was coming off a bad shift from work i get a random call from this person and i'm like, why is he calling me? Isn't that the scariest feeling? A random call from someone you haven't? That's like.

I got a random FaceTime last night. Really? Whoa. Ex? No, it was my friend, Angela. Oh. I was like, sorry, Angela, I didn't save your number on my new phone. My bad.

And so I pick up because I'm like, oh, my God, is this an emergency? Like, did something happen? And I pick up and he was like, you know, I just want to say, like, I'm so sorry for the way I was with you. You were really young. And I know making it seem like he had such a huge impact. He's like jerking off. He's like, you were young. Yeah, I know.

There's like a heaviness to his breathing. I'm like, you know, I have a baby on the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And in my head, I was just like, who are you? Yeah. If you hadn't called, I wouldn't maybe have barely remembered. It's so narcissistic. It's like you did not have an impact in my life. Did you just spend the last 15 years thinking that you crushed my soul or that I had been thinking about you in a way bigger way than I actually was?

Yeah. It's so self-centered. I'm like, I don't, you're not even in the top 20 of boys that I've loved. It's so weird. Yeah. I kept in touch with a guy from my like middle school. Like I used to go to these Quaker youth retreats and I went to this like big, I might have told this story before. I went to this big Quaker youth retreat called Youthquake where they like brought all the

Quaker youth retreats from all over. And we stayed in these dorms in North Carolina somewhere. That sounds so calamitous. It was. I don't know what that word means. It reminds me of... Oh, calam... Okay, yeah.

Sorry. No, no, no. I understand what it means now. It reminds me of the brownie earthquake Oreo sundae from Dairy Queen. Oh. That does sound like... Better times. It does sound like a Dairy Queen order.

We got to get you a Zumbik. You need to be able to enjoy. You need to be able to eat and be skinny. But so me and a friend of mine, like we met these boys and I just got my nipple pierced. I just remember like little things. I was 14. So we climbed out. We said we were going to sneak out to hang out with these boys. And the counselors like heard us. nipple pierced i just remember like little things i was 14 so we climbed out the wind they we said

we were going to sneak out to hang out with these boys and the the counselors like heard us so they parked outside of our they stayed up all night outside of our door so we literally tied sheets together it was snowing and we climbed out and we scaled the wall and snuck into the boys room it was so epic it was so epic you had too much fun when you were young i it's never stopped i've never i mean there was a couple molestations but that's pretty exciting god that's still like going to court when you're a kid i'm like in a murphy brown outfit i'm like let's go um but i've never been bored ever you even got like a court episode that's so cool but so um I've never been bored so my friend this kid they all have weird names that's why I'm like I can't say they're it's like literally the most unique weird names

but so we like made out and I like showed him my nipple rings and that was it you know and then we stayed friends and I would go visit him he lived in upstate Pennsylvania so we would go like snowmobiling and I used to hang out with him and his like hick friends and stuff. And, um, but we kind of stayed in touch. And then he came back into my life randomly and was like hitting me up, like right after our breakup in like 2017 or something. And I was like, okay. You know? So we started talking again and he lived in Vermont. His family lived in Vermont. He's like, let's go to Vermont over winter break. And I was like, okay. So we go to Vermont and he's like trying to hook up with me. And I'm like, I don't know. I'm like in my 30s now. I'm like, I don't know. And I was like, we've been friends for 20 years. Like, do we even need to like do this? And he goes, yeah, but I look at it this way. We've been friends this long. So either like, it'll be good or like, we don't need to talk to each other ever again or something. And I was like,

I don't know why that worked. I was like, okay. So then we like hooked up a couple of times and I just, I felt like I betrayed this memory of myself. Like I got talked into it. Not in a way where he didn't like assault me in any way, but like,

I like got convinced of this thing. And I do think it kind of ruined what was cute about us having stayed friends. It was just like, oh, now we're just grownups that banged. Like it just was like, I was like kind of grossed out by it. Not like just, just the sort of spoiling of this sort of like fun childhood memory. And then he started like writing me love letters and stuff. And I was like. Oh no.

Oh no. The betrayal, the betrayal of it all. But I wish him well and I'll like no oh no the betrayal the betrayal of it all but I wish him well and I'll never talk to him again I got like a text from my ex-boyfriend I have I pay for white pages so I can like reverse look things up I pay $4.99 a month that's awesome yeah so if you ever need a number looked up oh yeah I'm coming to you there was this um boy same thing happened to me but in a little bit of a different way like I had this memory of just crushing him, crushing on him so hard in high school and really never getting his attention. And then one time after, like two years after graduation, I hooked up with him and it was sort of this perfect ending to this like longstanding crush I had with this boy. Right.

But then not too long ago, like three years ago, I get this Facebook message and I see his name and I'm like, oh my God, like my heart skipped a beat a little bit. Cause I'm like, I haven't really seen him, heard from him since, I don't know, we were like 19, 18 or whatever. And the message basically said that he needed money. Cause he had a bad tooth. Oh, no. He had a daughter on the way. A bad tooth is so nasty. Yeah. To share that with you?

I know. And so what I ended up doing was that I had my friend who's like a pharmacist in New York like write him a script for, you know, antibiotics. But I was like, I'm not going to fucking send you money. And it just shattered that memory i had that sweet sweet memory of like our crush your crush it crushed my crush we crushed so many of our crushes that's what someone on tiktok said they're like a crush is just when you don't have information yet there really is right it's just a crush it's just i love all your information

it's wild but that is so true I have no crushes on TikTok. I know too much. And it's so dangerous to have a crush because like the first couple times you're just seeing everything through like rose colored glasses. They can do no wrong. Well, do you remember having like a bigger crush on a guy like at night and then during the day? Like you couldn't like make moves at night.

Like I couldn't be like, yes, I'm going to be your girlfriend at night. Because then in the morning I'd be like. I've gone back. Taylor Swift has gone. Because I'm talking like crush where you don't even masturbate yet. Like that type of crush where you're like. Do you have a crush or did you have a crush that today you still kind of feel like. They've all been ruined.

Like lifelong crushes. Wait, that's such a good question. I feel like I should, but I don't. Nothing is coming up, which is probably a good thing well I had like my next door neighbor forever we made out a couple Christmases ago I was like all right get out of here but see you had some type of he's hot I think I'll always think he's so hot just because he and like other people might not think he's hot but I like he was so hot because when I was 11 when he moved in next door to me and it was like I mean I was like my mind was

I couldn't believe it I was like you know wearing like necklaces i made at camp you know but i think maybe that's your lifelong crush then if they're still kind of like oh he is i'm still friends with him i find him to be difficult though i feel like you don't you do yeah i feel like i have like guys who i was friends with in high school and stuff who I just had so much fun with that I was like, I wonder if when I'm older or something, but I never felt it. But I almost like wanted to feel it because I had so much fun with them. Or people even from elementary school, like guys where I just, again, like had so much fun with them, but it was never more than that. And that is almost, there's almost something almost something like like sad like you want it to go further but it's yeah you're just like it's it's not really yeah i don't know it's so funny

for us to be like fully engaged talking about these things i don't think i think it's so healthy and normal like i think to live in a world where we're pretending that other women aren't hot to our guys or like porn is not they're not allowed we're not allowed to think about our exes or whatever like i just i hate the falseness of that we who is your crush it's his this boy who i had such a huge crush on in high school and i haven't been able to get over him or I mean like not I'm over him but if I see him like on Instagram or whatever if he replies to my stories I'm still like swooning his name is John I'll leave it at that but he's this really really hot Taiwanese guy and I if I hear this one stained song remember the band Stained? Of course

I mean remember we listen to them all the time me and Todd there's this one song called It's Been A While oh even I know that and so when I at least once a year I'll play that song and I'll think of him and it lives

inside my body still my crush lives inside my body. Like to me I hear that and I'm think of him and it lives inside my body still my crush lives inside my body to me I hear that and I'm like that sounds so much fun like you are having so much fun when you get to see that his picture have that feeling listen to that song like that's like play time to me there's like you could fully be in a relationship with someone else and still do that and I think that's so like cute and a fun healthy thing for you he like we will never be together i can you can't 50 sure that we will never like we just it's just but that fantasy is so much better than that anyway as someone that has literally had sex with everyone that i ever

like i went back and i banged everyone i banged everyone yes and it was. And it was so sad. It was so sad. It was so sad. I kind of, okay. I banged my like main love, love. Okay. My main love, love. And he brought me into his, after we banged, he's like, let's look at old pictures of us. And he just pulled up pictures of me when I was 20. I was like, look how hot you were.

I like wanted to die. I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh my God. That's fucked up. I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh, my God. It's fucked up. I was like, well, you were fucking ugly. Sorry. I've been molested. So I was a little low.

So I initially had thought that I was going to have. I initially thought that I was going to have a rap girl summer. And I don't know if you guys know what a rap girl summer, but it's basically I'm going to eat everything. Fuck everything. Basically just having like a free girl summer but it's basically i'm gonna eat everything um fuck everything basically just having like a free girl summer right but now i raise four turtles in the right in the sewer to be ninjas ninjas um but then now i'm thinking what i want to do is i want to do some emotional edging and i want to crush on someone so, but just like not do anything about it. And just like let it like just eat me up.

Do you feel like, okay, as someone in a full blown serious relationship, do you feel like a crush helps you in the bedroom? You just crush and bang your man? man i've never been that person like i've never i've never like thought of another person or like even you know when you're jerking it like i never it's like for me it's like kind of porn like that's kind of it i've never had that experience like a distance thing where it's not people that are like yeah are you just watch you are watching and you're you're like in a window like when you're watching porn um and let's say i'm assuming it's like two girls say for instance whatever it is i don't know are you looking at her express what makes you i don't know and i don't like this question it's not fair this this conversation because i had to figure out what i would make and

it turns out it's not looking at the pussy it's looking at the reaction i figured this out yesterday were we just talking about emotional edging like let's go back to that please but what are what do you know what i mean revelation for myself that i'm actually kind of pg i don't need the hardcore stuff i think i just need the expression yeah i think that makes sense i i think the idea of emotional edging is like really cute and fun i almost feel like we can do this in a relationship like i don't know like cheating though no when you travel away from them and then like think about them i don't know i'm just thinking like building up some sort of we do have a good we do have a good job for like staying crushing on our loved ones yeah when i i was just out of town for two weeks in new york and i was like obsessed with dave while i was gone

like so much i was just thinking about him i'm like i miss him longing for him i'm still like that when he goes to like the reptile store i'm'm like, like if I come home and Todd's not home, like the earth shakes. I'm like, where the fuck is Todd? But when you guys are back together, that first meeting again, is it,

does it match the feeling you have when you're away from each other? It always depends. What'd you say? She'll be like, oh. Right. Cause like when Bobby was like in Budapest. We were taller.

Yeah. Like we were just like such lovers on the phone. I miss you. I can't live without you. You're the best thing that's ever like so sweet. But then he comes home and he drops his suitcase and what's up? And there's nothing, you know? thing where like when we're away i'm like oh i'm dreaming of my dream man like after 10 years together like it's yeah so i think that is a version of emotional edging just like when you're traveling away from each other yeah i think it's important for relationships to breathe physically to like away from each other yeah yeah and it's also be sewn together um yeah no todd picks me up from the airport every time so cute and randy's there on time um if he's wants to have a good day no well it's always like i'm always like out there waiting for like three to ten minutes, probably. Do you know what I mean?

We live so close to the airport that I call him on like the plane land. So it's like usually he gets there like a couple, like maybe ten minutes after I'm waiting outside. I can't believe you live close to the airport. That is amazing. And Randy's like, it's so cute. The whole thing's so cute. I don't make him get out and put my bag in the trunk, though. That's where I feel like I'm so nice to him does he get does he try to get out no he has road rage so

he's pissed he's like so mad that he's been in airport traffic so then i have to soothe him yeah that makes sense bobby used to have this uh requirement of me in the early years that um apparently i didn't follow through with very well but he liked to be picked up at the airport in a very specific way yeah no a very specific under the armpits i had to have a coffee in hand like at the edge at the edge of the elevator on the elevator at the escalator oh we made you park you the monster he made me park he was like you have to park and it's his lax you know and he he would travel like every other weekend yeah no we're gonna i'm at the airport every day so just to get your coffee so i would and if i was even a minute late he

would be so upset with me because he he's like this is my love language this is how i feel loved and you get it wrong every time. What? This is, I didn't know you could act this way. If I was like, can I just pick you up curbside? Not allowed. Or Dave. He didn't allow it.

So you had to meet him with a coffee at the elevator. Yeah. And look like with a look of joy on my face. Back in the day, my parents used to pick me up and like be like, I would get off the plane and they would be there before 9-11. You could do that yeah it was so cute except one time they were wearing i came back from hawaii and my mom was wearing my dad was wearing like the dread thing my mom was wearing like a dolphin hat i was like uh you like in the philadelphia airport i'm like i don't think white people are allowed to wear the dread hat you guys it's getting juicy brought to you by simply spiked we are about to get into

gossip corner right here so definitely stick around for this um okay i asked our listeners for some juicy gossip let's see what we have. So someone sent in, here's some tea. My boyfriend of almost three years got engaged to a family friend whose name I've heard before six months after us breaking up. Did I break up with him? Yes. Did we talk about marriage ourselves? Yes, very seriously.

Were we in communication about our present feelings for each other two months before yes did he give me the heads up about the engagement no did i find it in my in my car at a red light on instagram yes is this petty no because i've been so silent about how absolutely wild this has been and he listens to this podcast oh no oh my god and was the one who told me about this podcast to get through this and i have since been a loyal follower so yeah that's right i'm not saying the name um but she's just saying that these have been a crazy past few months and peace and love to us three well i think the sometimes people come into your life just to tell you about trash tuesday yeah and sometimes you have to be with them for

four years and suffer but you broke up with him girl so that here's the thing like it you are right to be hurt yeah but you have to just move on because you have to remember you left him you didn't want to do this with him you discussed getting married you didn't want to get married he obviously is like very ready to get married or feels that he is and he found someone that's down and you just have to but i could also see how maybe she's feeling gaslit like what if he wasn't that great of a partner because he already had his toe dipping in with someone else so she thinks maybe there was a cheating situation i don't know overlap it was a family friend of hers or his yeah i do think though you're so right the best thing always even if you weren't the one to break up is to always think back on why you think it wouldn't have worked and she has the advantage

here that she did break up with this person so she can really go to that well of where she was when she broke up but i still get it's so shocking. But also if it's someone that they knew before you. So you're like, oh, but I think if you're if you're in a like love and light vibe. Right. And you're going, I want what's best for everyone. Maybe he did realize he had had these feelings for this girl and he knows her well. So that's why they could move faster. He's already known her a long time.'s a familiar so it's not necessarily that they

were cheating on each other but that maybe they realized oh wait there was actually a spark here that's true like that could definitely expedite a relationship especially if you have a history with someone even if that history is purely platonic or even completely appropriate i mean that's happened with me where um like after with bobby i i dated the jeweler right oh and you knew him before but he knew me intimately because i was telling him why i liked coral why certain gemstones meant something to me so there was like a communication because he had to get to know me in order to figure out like what but then it was purely platonic and he was so professional about it. And until like months after when he was like, you know, hey, how are you kind of deal, you know.

Or he was also the first person who had to find out that we were broken up. He was he had to hold that secret before six months before Bobby and I announced that we were actually like not together. So he was privy to something. So he was privy to something that no one else knew about, you know, and even before you guys. So that creates like really an intimacy. Yeah. And I told him it's like, you know, it's not working out. He's like, don't, you know, like, it's okay. I'll be here if it does. Like there was already that kind of feeling of safety. Again, super professional, super platonic. And so by the time that we did when we did

reconnect it was more like oh i feel like i kind of like trust this person already and no one so it moved really fast right um so i can kind of understand how what annie is saying how like just knowing who they are just speeds it up but the thing is he doesn't know you already you've told him i am not your person so for him it's healthy for him to move on. Correct. That's so true. But counterpoint is anytime people are moving really fast, I'm like red flag. Yes.

That's all. Yes. Pedal to the metal is very scary. Quick burnout. She can at least feel that security of like okay if he's moving fast that's not necessarily like something healthy that's going on there i could be wrong but i think what you're saying too is hitting it on the head it's like she did end it he should be free to fly and even though it burns right it hurts and he doesn't have to give you the heads up because i had this happen

too where i was living with this guy for three years I broke up with him he I moved to New York for a little bit just to like kind of let things cool off he did not move out of my apartment and ended up kind of just like I just had to like forfeit the apartment to him because he was such a loser he couldn't afford of anything else it was so annoying like it was still my apartment it was very very annoying but rather than deal with the stress of it and I think I felt guilty because I broke his heart or whatever I end up just like forfeiting this this apartment to him that he's squatting in um I stopped paying for it and then I find out when I come back into town to get all my stuff he like won't let me in the apartment to see the cats or anything or go into my apartment and um

it's because he has a girl a new girlfriend and that pissed me off that he didn't tell me and like my stuff is still there and it was he did steal my apartment so there were all these things and I was annoyed about it but he doesn't have to tell me that like he wasn't wrong in it it was annoying for me and I think some of it that gets annoying is like you have these guys that are like I would die without you you know like and then they're not that's just how they felt in the moment so then your ego takes like this hit of like oh okay you were very easily able to move on you are bringing up such a good point like do would we want our ex to alert us hey I found someone or would we not?

It's just not my business. Like, it really isn't. And he wasn't a guy that was, like, trying to be my friend or anything past it. But now I'm torn because I'm like, there is something kind of polite about, like, getting the heads up. I mean, if this person might be in my home when I'm coming to get my stuff. But she also attacked me online and, like crazy oh yeah so that's where I was like you didn't tell me you're dating a mentally ill person that's like gonna make sounds like sounds like things were really great for them but you know what guys I'm but he still didn't have to tell me um I think that while I don't require it and I you know once

we're broken up like you really are free to do whatever you want in your own timeline like if my ego stings my ego is yeah it stings but that's on me right to solve myself but um a heads up would actually be really polite i would i would that would be especially if things ended like amicably or if that person knows that it might like hurt me or put me in some weird space um i would be like hey just wanted to let you know that like i met someone like thank you like our time was very meaningful yeah yeah it's respectful to you but it's actually disrespectful is it person i think it is disrespectful to the new girl i think it is really yes because It is. Really? Yes. Because because I have I have untied the knot. OK, I have said to you, I you are not my person. This is not for us. We are not going to get married. And then I'm saying to that person like you're cut free.

Yeah, I'm not like for me to go. Let's still maintain this thing. I want you to still prioritize my feelings like that. still maintain this thing I want you to still prioritize my feelings like I think the issue is that he hit her up two months in and was like we still have feelings for each other I see the fact that he was still dabbling with that that but or messed up but I do think that like when you break up with someone you have they are gone right they are not you cannot half break up with someone and I don't think that i think it's actually inappropriate to like hold your feelings i think you're right about higher than the girls but i think that that is so different from a friendly like hey like hope

you're well i just want to give you this i just want to let you know i think there is a difference there but if he's to the point where he's going to marry someone else he shouldn't even be considering her feelings shouldn't even be considering. Her feelings shouldn't even be coming. He should be focused on his... New one. New relationship. I don't see what would be so bad about Bobby goes off and falls in love

and he tells Kalilah, like... Yeah, but they work together. They see each other. We're still very enmeshed in a lot of ways. They are still enmeshed. Yeah, like we still are very... A girl that be dating bobby now would know that right so um yeah between bobby and i like if i meet someone and it's about to get serious like he would have to absolutely know um because he's still very much a part of my life so it's a very but that's that's an unusual

circumstance what him and i have but no i i started dating a guy recently and I basically told him like, hey, I still have residual feelings for someone else. And what his response to that was really cool. He was like, you know, like, obviously he's my direct competition, so it doesn't make me feel great. But like, I would love it if you could practice some discipline and like cut that off while like you're sitting. Like you're saying. And I'm like, oh my God. He used the word discipline. And I was like, oh, you're right. Because that's always just been like a comfortable thing for me to always. Like make me nail it. That's hot. But really like calm and cool and chill about it and not like applying too much pressure.

But I'm like, oh, you're right. But you're calling out my lack of discipline. You are absolutely correct. What I will say, though, about like to put a button on all of this, because that is actually so hot to our our slug is I would say like my mama slug advice is like, this is just your ego. It's all good. And like you've been given a gift to be able to get over this faster and not ruminate over what ifs and stuff. And you're just like you like just cut yourself off from like thank god this won't be a getting back together right you know thank god it's clean so that at least there's that yep you guys it's been an extremely wouldn't

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I just I had a memory of traveling without my parents to Indonesia because I was at the Southeast Asian Games because I was representing my country at the age of 12. And but my parents couldn't come. My sister wasn't there. And I was staying at some like I was in Jakarta, Indonesia, and I wanted to call my mom. This is before cell phones. And they were like, here's a calling card. I'd never used a calling card before. I didn't know that you had to like punch in the number of the calling card.

And so they're like, please enter your calling card number. And I'd be like, seven, eight. And I couldn't get a hold of her for like two days. And I was having like a nervous breakdown in Indonesia by myself. Oh, my God. She was probably freaking out, too. Like, is my daughter dead? Yeah, but then she saw me on TV.

So I was like, oh, she made it. But I was also, I had a really bad ear infection. I had a fever. I swam the worst race of my life. I basically shamed my country. Like, I think I finished. All at 12. At 12, I finished like eighth or something.

I know. That's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was- Fourth is like, you're getting a beating i swam with eighth is like nobody's even beating you they're like but then i was competing against like full-grown adults like i was the youngest no i'm kidding no but i but imagine that like but still there was expectation of me and i remember finishing eighth and like having like

my tail tucked between my legs and being like oh like i am like my country is gonna shut oh my god and then not because of the tail this is so traumatizing what you're telling me you were in a foreign country you felt the weight of your own home country on your shoulders and you couldn't get in your broad broad swimmer shoulders like i was sick i would not survive that at age 35 like that is so terrifying yeah the swimming part it's even what makes it even sadder is that there's a picture of me in the newspaper at the airport so on my way to and on my way to indonesia clutching um a stuffed turtle like that's how young i was in my head like i looked really sick and pale because i had a fever and i was clutching a stuffed animal like this they sent that girl

to compete and she did not do well this is why that's why pepsi fucked you guys over pepsi retaliated this is why bobby expected perfect airport pickups he knew you've been through some shit and you can handle it right you're right yeah my threshold for for abuse is high suffering yeah wow that it really is a thing huh did he want a sign he you know what he probably did I remember I love a sign do you like when there's a sign oh I love a sign I love us I love a sign but to be fair when he needed to pick me up from the airport he really went like above and beyond really he was really great he's never been late to pick me up at the airport so maybe that's just his his love language his love language

what always happens is todd will get there he'll be like yeah i'm in traffic and i go okay do you want me to like walk closer to he's like no just stay there i'm like okay are you sure because i could just walk because i don't i'd rather walk than sit stand the airport pickup process has definitely gotten us into some pretty big fights like where yes it's just a very tense lax airport pickups like a couple that can survive that is a really strong well the non-stop construction for the past 47 years with no improvements there's no improvements it's just gets the lane gets skinnier and skinnier it's so weird there's always like the cop yelling at you to move you're like why are you there what is going on go do go direct traffic like i long for a small town lifestyle just so that i could have like a small airport where it's quiet yeah

this is why you're the biggest one there this is why i um fly out of long beach a lot you do three gates yeah if i go to hawaii i go long beach i would rather drive the extra 15 minutes because burbank's cute too but doesn't go to hawaii no not direct but there's so many flights out of long beach straight to hawaii and it's just it's not even that far for you yeah wait really how how far is it um it's you just drive an extra 15 minutes from lax to get to the long beach airport there's like three gates it's the easiest thing it's so fast it's better than burbank oh my god if they i doubt they go to chicago but if they did like that will be my new home. But Long Beach is so far from you.

Yeah, but that would actually be worth it. Because the experience there. It's less time and also a lot of good restaurants in Long Beach. So let's suppose you pick up a friend from the airport there. We always just eat around the area. Are you just priming us to pick you up at the Long Beach airport? I lived there for so long. I love it there.

In Long Beach? Long Beach airport. I live there for so long. I love it there. In Long Beach? Long Beach is the best. We need a full Long Beach exploration day. That would be a good place for a live show. Yeah. They have a laugh factory there. Where else? They have a convention center.

We're taking over the Long Beach laugh factory. You guys ready to be a factory full of laughs? Come see us there. Wait, I have a really, I know you're going to make fun of me for how boring this is, but it's like a very normal life person question. I'm like so scared to ask it. It's so bad. When you are at the grocery store and you're buying cheese.

Like, do you have a preference? Do you taste it first? Do you have a preference between if you're buying cheddar, like mild, medium or sharp? What is it? You know, I rarely buy cheddar. If I want some cheddar, I'll probably go for like a Colby Jack or some type. But cheddar is not my jam. OK, maybe. But I will not. I'll usually go sharp. Me too. And cheddar is not my jam. Okay, maybe it's not the good ones.

But I will not, I'll usually go sharp. Me too, and I don't know why that's always what I go for. And I notice that's the one that's like always the most sold out.

And I'm like, does anyone like mild or sweet? I'm unable to participate. Do you grocery shop? Yeah. Yeah? But I just get like,

I don't get a lot of things, but I'm not a cheese person, but also I can't. Yeah, i'm not a cheese person but also i can't yeah i'm not in the cheese i feel almost like a personal attack on because you oh because you're wearing that question i mean it's just so i have enough i know but you know what is good you are tapping into like a normie like i know that the comments will be about this i hope they are i want to know who's buying mild and medium and should I try it? And then also I have a question. So I've been like at home, I've been remaking different like Chick-fil-A sauces and dressings. Okay.

Do you guys have a favorite Chick-fil-A sauce? I like the Chick-fil-A sauce. Okay, that's kind of the right answer. Yeah, but I like I do kind of like all of them. Polynesian. They are all good. I do like every single one. I'm like, can I have one of each? I always ask for all of them. I do, too. All but like, can you guys pour all of them in one cup? Into my mouth? We buy the real bottle of the Chick-fil-A sauces, the full size.

I've bought that, too, but I feel like. You're scared of the plastic? I'd rather I'd rather make it myself. and it's actually Chick-fil-A sauce. I'm pretty sure it's just barbecue sauce, mustard, and mayo. It might be one other thing, but it's on Pinterest. It's easy to recreate. So I guess I'm just putting that out there. Wow. I'm just losing my mind.

I'm so excited. I just never thought I'd live in a world where I could make my own Chick-fil-A mind. I'm so excited. I just never thought I'd live in a world where I could make my own chick-fil-a sauce. So I'm really. I'm not sure you can. I'd like to taste it. Yeah, I'm curious as well. I want to taste it.

Why does this taste like lemonade? I've also made they have this like apple cider vinaigrette dressing that is so good. And I've made a version of that at home. So anyway anyways that's where my life is going um more normie stuff have you guys had the frenchie girl yogurt from the larchmont um farmer's market no what is that it will change your life why it's the best yogurt i have ever had okay in my life what kind of yogurt is it? They have everything from guava, key lime, strawberry. They make tzatziki. She makes cream cheeses as well.

But it is so good I have to bring it home. Let's have her on. Wait, what is the... Frenchie Girl. What farmer's market is it at? Larchmont. Okay. When I'm out of town,

have her as a guest. I dare you. Oh my God, we're witches. Can I tell you why we're witches? What? This last episode, the episode before this, I think. Did we not talk about Jeremy Allen White? Yeah, we did.

We did, right? Yeah. And how he can get it. Yeah. I walked out of my yoga class yesterday and the first person I see with a coffee in in his hand is car me did you drop to your knees oh my goodness like I I don't know what I did but I ran away as fast as I could obviously yeah and then but my sister was like oh my okay so I want to play a scenario let's say we are together we walk out. We see him.

Do we make moves to set them up? Yes. Do you stop me from talking to him? No. You encourage it. You don't speak as much. Exactly. I use your credits.

What am I doing while this is happening? I use your credits. She has a movie coming out. She has a movie coming out. She stars in Rodent. Wait, what am I doing while this is happening you're not there you're not there okay you're not there i ran away because we've we've found we could charm in the weirdest way and we could actually make it happen yeah yeah let's play it

out okay let's play it out so what happens is we see him i go we gotta esther goes you go you go i go all right and then like you go and you say your stuff you're in my shadow a little bit i'm like oh my god i'm sorry she's like so annoying yeah like i'm so sorry even though esther's literally been like you have like it's like good cop bad cop like we have to like really play the game i'm too much esther somehow gets his number we're like our friend is basically like, our friend is like so hot. She's really hot. She was abused

by the Philippines as a child. She is Asian. She'll be able to wash clothes off your abs. She's very good at washing clothes. She dated a stand-up comedian

for 10 years so she can handle anything. Yeah, she can handle it. That's a great handle it it's a great point there's a great andrew keegan's trying to get at her on raya he actually has not he him leaving it unseen the dm is so wait a second i don't think we talked about this so you dm'd i saw my girl because i saw him in venice and i was like i don't want to stop i don't want to bother him he was like with his kid so i sent him a dm i go oh i just saw you i'm from venice and i was like i don't want to stop i don't want to bother him he was like with his kid so i sent him a dm i go oh i just saw you i'm from venice um i go i have a podcast

um or no i said something like i was like oh you know his thing full circle his like maybe it was a cult maybe it wasn't yeah i looked it up i was like i would have been in this a hundred percent nothing bad it was there was some hard kombucha that i wouldn't have been involved with but yeah but this is before kombucha this is where kombucha blew up so i think he got a unfair uh kind of i mean i would have been i wouldn't have been drinking alcohol so i would have been like just the person watching everyone i guess get drunk off kombucha but i was like i'm so sad i like came to venice too late after Full Circle. Is that what you said on DM?

Yeah. Because Full Circle's out. Because Full Circle got shut down over COVID. It was still going. Really? No, he's still a part. I did a lot of research. I made sure it's still like a kosher thing. It just went out.

It just went out of business over COVID. They couldn't sustain. So then I go, I have a podcast with two other girls and I put your names in. It's called Trash Tuesday. Something like the girl who watched, the girl who watched, what's the movie I was talking about Camp Nowhere over and over again would kill me if I don't ask you to come on our podcast oh that's sweet it was like

really cute and then scene and no response I hit him on many layers too I have to say I'm surprised you're not more used to the experience of an unresponded to DM. I'm mostly responded to. Because I that's like such a normal part of my my culture. Do you call DM a lot of people? Yeah and I like never get responses and that's just like the name of the game. I just assume I'm always gonna get a response and especially if I because I saw him so I went oh okay this is the time because I just saw him. Should hit him up be like oh I just I was like oh I just, so I went, oh, okay, this is the time because I just saw him. Should have hit him up. Be like, oh, I just, I was like, oh, I just saw you at, I don't want to bother you. Yeah, I did this similar thing with this, like, one of my favorite models.

I saw her walking in New York. And then the next day I, like, DM'd her and was like, do you want to come to my show? Nothing. I know. We have such a cool thing to offer, though, I feel like, where it's like, come to the comedy store, come to the show. Did it sting a little? I wish you would have responded, but I knew that it's it's such a long shot. It's like people don't like think about when you get DMs. It's like you just don't know.

And it's like too much to really like do your own research. It's just best to have people come to you. But sometimes you try and it's like we're i think it's worth putting yourself out there because that's like what our whole job is but i think it's i just i'm not like giving up that i think indra could give a crush i mean his his instagram is like him and his daughter so like i don't know if he thought i was like coming at him that way maybe but if you look at my instagram i'm very in a relationship i'm not like maybe i wasn't trying to maybe i should be making it seem like i want to bang have we tried devon

sawa at all i feel like we got we can get devon so i haven't tried him yet i think he's like really active on twitter so let's try x it's x now x yeah eli what are you up to eli you changed his name Eli what do you have to Eli you changed his name for him Eli I'm changing your name now if you change the Twitter

I'm changing your name for Eli I feel like that would be a good boy name for you Eli ew why I don't want a boy name

you don't want a boy name I don't want to be Eli what do you want to be besides you can't be Jacob because that's a dog's name Jake's a dog's name. Jake's a great name, though.

Jake? Jacob. What would your boy name be? You tell me. You call me Adam. Adam. You look like an Adam. We know too many Adams. You look like an Adam.

You're my Adam's apple. You're just a dead ringer. Adam's apple. You kind of do look like an Adam. I look like an Adam. I mean, mine's pretty obvious. Kyle? No.

No, Khalil. Oh, my God. I saw on Instagram that someone is, they're naming their baby after you. Yeah, I get that a lot. You do? Yeah, because it's a unique name. Oh, I know. do yeah because it's a it's a unique name oh i know so it's um yeah i think that's maybe since podcasting i've had at least maybe 15 that's like the girl version of a tattoo like

joe rogan gets like tattoos and we get babies named after us well i went once about a fan and she's like my dog's name is esther because i love the show alone together i was like that's something okay your doggy well she could have named it Benji which would have been more appropriate yeah this is a famous but it's so strange Esther's actually a great dog name that's so cute I disagree because it's your name yeah yeah I also don't like person people I love people names for dog Dave likes it too I don't like it but Randy was like the we were like looking at randy for like two weeks before we named him like this is randy oh yeah randy is people get weird randy when i meet randy like oh my god my dog's name's randy they're very upset about him

like why would that upset you i get my dog's cuter than you i do get lucky to share his name i've never i didn't live in existence where anyone else was Kalilah so I think that kind of fucks with your head a little bit yeah I feel almost I have a version of that because I never meet Esther's you don't go to the old folks home enough no I should volunteer more to get to figure that out you would actually be so cute doing your like singing and dancing at an old folks I would love that I did a stand-up show and like I ran a room that was at an old folks i would love that i did a stand-up show i don't know like i ran a room that was at an old folks really yeah it was not great oh i would have loved to do that you would have i would have loved it it was a really tough crowd it's i love a tough crowd have you ever did you ever do the synagogue shows no those are fun yes was this, I don't remember who used to run them, but there was a rabbi who was

like also a surfer. He's like a hot, like zaddy rabbi. And it would be for his, it was for his place. I don't remember. In LA? Yeah. Fun. The old folks home standup show, I would say there's, I, in my time of doing it, there

was never one laugh. We got a new audience each time too it was a tough show I remember Gerard doing it I feel like he did okay um yeah and Jamar I think did it you ran it what was your thought process it was just like oh the thing to do when you're like starting out as a comic is to like do a room and i was like everyone's already done everything i want it to be something different and like free yeah and also like have like they were not ruining their last moment no yeah they didn't like it when you start to like your level of friends that you get to do your show they will do them and these like weird places are not people are still workshopping let's just say that yeah you're not getting that many people with full sets that are like ready to go

would you like to um end up in a retirement home or some type of old folks home i don't know like what's your what you haven't thought that far d what do you think we're asian so we kind of just stay with your family with our family you know like for better or worse and it's usually worse and um but we just stick it out we don't really send our i want to stay with family i like family yeah so it's kind of like dude there was i told you the story about how my dad like when he was already in and out of just lucidity how he would forget who my sister was and you know try to call the cops on her and shit because you know he would try to throw his like dirty diaper like just like

slap her in the face with it. But that's what happens. I microdose mushrooms and they're just hitting. This is, like, the worst conversation we've had. You're on mushrooms? Yeah, they just hit. Well, like, how much of them? I don't know.

I just took one capsule. Oh, my God. I didn't read the label. I have yet to microdose. I really need to get on this. Have you macroed? Not macroed either I do feel like I don't want to but I a good brain rewiring in some way that's not drug related would

be good for me right now yeah like a sound bath does that oh yeah you can do breath work and you should do breath work in a sound bath there's no no drugs involved. Where do you do that? I'll find a good one. I would do that as a group activity for sure. It's amazing. Yeah, I love sound baths. I did one once and it was like the first time I fell asleep like peacefully. My friend Angelo who FaceTimed me last night, he was my hookup to all the good ones. I'll find a good one.

Oh, I just remember Joe Mandy's wife does sound baths. Oh, really? Yeah. But breathwork too would be good. Yeah yeah i think the mix is what's up oh my god todd says something so funny the other day um we're so whitney's baby shower is like during skank fest so i'm gonna leave skank fest and go directly from skank fest to whitney's baby showers we're during Skank Fest. So I'm going to leave Skank Fest and go directly from Skank Fest to Whitney's baby showers. We're going to be all fucked up. We're going to be like Johnny Depp, like give me a baby.

Like from Fear and Loathing when he's all tripping. We're going to be fucked up at that baby shower. How do we feel about baby showers in general? Well, if it's someone I love i'm psyched yeah like whitney i'm gonna leave i'm gonna leave my favorite place gang fest in vegas to come to it oh i'm gonna be in the east coast i'm so sad i'm gonna miss it yeah well you might get mistaken for a baby so it's probably safe for me to stay back people keep breastfeeding you though oh you're gonna miss out.

Baby showers are, like, a little uncomfortable for me. And it's, I think, because they're not, like, a regular event where it's, like, very casual. I've noticed, like, you kind of have to participate in activities. It's very much like a group effort. And I feel like if it's not the right group, it can be a little, like, intimidating or uncomfortable or something. Whitney's is going to be wild though. Whitney's will be fun. No Whitney's does not apply obviously. But yeah I'm gonna be tripping balls at her thing still probably. I go hard at Skankfest. I go hard at Skank Fest. Oh my gosh.

Well, you guys, thank you so much for being here. And any last thoughts? Do you buy a mild, medium, or sharp cheddar? Guys, comment below. We know all you guys want to talk about is the cheese. What's your favorite Chick-fil-A sauce? What's your favorite Chick-fil-A sauce? And do you think Esther's able to make it?

To where? To the Chick-fil-A sauce? And do you think Esther's able to make it? To where? To Chick-fil-A sauce. Oh. In Hollywood. Well, for the next episode, will you make it for us? And then we do a taste test? Potentially. Ooh.

She's going to make us pear. That's a fee. I'm going to put the costume on like I work there. We'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode. And thank you again to all the slugs who came out to our live show it was so much fun we had the best time we were laughing all weekend about it and we can't wait to do more of those so be on the lookout we'll see you guys next week Thank you.