Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Dave, Todd, & Bobby Lee Show

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

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Hi slugs. It's your girls. We're all three here today. This episode is a wild ride and I am announcing some tour dates. I'm coming to Portland and San Francisco and New York City. Get tickets at EstherOnIce.com and also check out Sleepover by Esther.com for my wonderful clothing line. Guys, the road has been freaking amazing. Please keep coming back. I love meeting all you guys. It's an honor to make you laugh. You can see me next at Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado. Then I'll be at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club in San Antonio, October 22nd through 23rd. I'm going to be at Skank Fest in Houston, Plano, Texas, House of Comedy, November 11th through 14th. The Irvine Improv, December 2nd. Austin, Texas, Cap City, December 9th through 11th. I'll be at Bananas

Comedy Club in December 16th through 18th. And there's a lot more dates on my website. Go to Annie Letterman dot com. Pick up a shirt. You guys have been rocking them. I love it. Thank you guys so much. Peace. Oh, it's so funny. This sound is so like. The suction release. Like it's the clip out. And then when he takes this off, it's like, it sounds like that. If you put that on your lips, would it like make them bigger?

Wait, but this is actually how I look. I feel like I look so hot as Dave. You do look, dare I I say the hottest you've ever looked it's are you attracted I've never been not my taste in any outfit it's not really the outfit issue the skin wait I am so excited right now I have more to show you why are Todd's pants tight on you I mean I'm just gonna say going to say, by the way, literally I was going to say this. I used to dress like a boy every once in a while and I was like, I've never looked hotter

because it hangs off your hips and shit. These are like fucking high-waisted pants. I have like camel toe on my boyfriend's. But wait, I have more. I have more. I had him draw his tattoos on me. Oh, shit. I woke his ass up with Sharpies.

I was like, wake up, babe. Time to draw. And then I was criticizing it at every moment. I was like, that's really ugly. You look a little bit like a Bears fan on SNL. Like you're going to say, duh, Bears. Well, in that sentiment, I was like, he is Asian. And how tempting was that?

Oh, shit. I was almost like, is today the day I get canceled? We would have given you a pass, I think. Because you're like an honorary Asian at this point. I would have needed 99 out of 100 Asians that we lined up to say it was okay before I did it. And I would need them to sign

and it would have to be a whole thing. Let's be real. I mean, I've been Pocahontas before. Is that bad? Yeah. Oh, because you're not Native American. I'm not Native. But it's really hard to believe.

I just want to throw, every time I see her, I want to put a feather right in your fucking head every time I see her. That's even worse, right? Like being sort of like, sort of almost looking like one. And then like,

imagine if, Annie always says, if I was in the industry, if I was an actor, to just be like completely ambiguous and not like imagine if annie always says if if i was in the industry if i was an actor to just be like completely ambiguous and yeah yeah you say what i am but i feel like it's kind of fucked up well that's like our friend jenna who's an actress and she i feel like she always like things have changed a lot in the last 10 years but before that people always thought she was indian and like that that's how she would like she would get cast as someone Indian. She always showed up with a bindi. She has worn a bindi for sure.

Okay, there's another. I taped my tits down, which I know was maybe not necessary. Now that is wishful. Let me see. But I couldn't help but make it a little hot. You know what I mean? What have you done? You're the only person in the world who would make titty tape look hot.

Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is there tape directly on your nipples? Annie, I got to help you out of this. Well, then I'll be able to pluck my nipple hair at the same time. Oh, by the way, I had to take my abs off because usually I have abs. So I painted them off because I have real abs. Because Todd doesn't.

So today we are dressed as our boyfriends. Esther, I feel like you should have to wear the mask the whole time. You've never looked hotter. Esther, I love this look on you. I feel so fucking hot. I just feel hot. You don't see it. You just are a lesbian.

It's like really weird. It's like just dress like you want. You could just dress like this. This is how I feel best. It't you? You don't see it. You just are a lesbian. It's like really weird. It's like just dress like you want. You could just dress like this. This is how I feel best. It's not that off. Like, and then I got his box. Dave's a boxer guy. Are you wearing boxers?

Yeah. Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. You guys already know. Let's not pretend we don't know what Bobby's underwear looks like. Bob Ross. Is that Bob Ross? Okay, that's cool.

Wait, let's see your underwear. Oh, God, that's so cool. This is the longest. I've never seen Bobby in long underwear. But these are his. His. These are his. These are his.

She is. Dave is a classic man in his 40s. Is this Dave's tattoo?'s no these are from the last episode oh by the way wait can we talk about the last episode first of all you have my arch nemesis on by the way rick glassman does not follow me on instagram and i give him very good comments it's a it there's a grudge from one side i know that is so juicy and he will be confronted on this because your girl's funny. There's no reason to not love it.

I, this is what I wrote. He, he said he posted a thing on his, you can't not respond to this. He posted a thing on his Instagram that was like, Hey, do you guys know any Holocaust survivors?

I'd love to interview them on my podcast. And I wrote under it. They've been through enough. Like read them alone. How are you not? That's, that's undeniably the funniest thing someone could ever write. It's like no like,

no, I got like all these likes, no response. He didn't pin it? Because he's got it. He has a grudge with me. And it's like, listen,

we're both on the spectrum. You can't play your little autistic thing with me, motherfucker. Okay. We're both, I went to occupational therapy. Okay. I got rubbed up and down with a weird vibrating thing. the horse brush yes and i got brushed at home my mom would have to

brush me with a surgical brush so surgical brush yeah like the brushes they use in their hands i will say there's a large appetite out there a large appetite for a for rick and annie in the same room yes i know but but listen i'm to tell you it's not coming from me because, listen. I think I know what the grudge is, but you know, we'll talk about it when he comes back on and we do a lingerie 2.0. I literally get, oh, and then you do lingerie. You look hot. And then for me, you're like,

hey, dress like a dude. You're like, no, we'll save the one word. You're looking at the wrong person. Also, don't look this way. That's the mastermind george didn't want to get a boner with you guys did leprechauns without me that seems unfair is that what we look like leprechauns do you want to know why we did that because she's saying leprechauns annie we were fairies you guys were not fairies sorry. Esther's a fairy right now.

It does look good. It does actually look good. Like it's there's something to it. It's so sad that you're like so desperately want to look like you went to Harvard. There's like no way. It's like we know this bitch fucking dropped out of school. You look like you do listen to Wilco. I yes, he loves Wilco. By the way, I did shows in in Chicago and you were missed.

Oh, my God. How was it? Did you eat anything good? No, I was in the fucking you were missed. Oh, my God. How was it? Did you eat anything good? No, I was in the fucking hotel getting room service. I was like. You didn't get pizza? No. Oh, you don't eat cheese.

Well, I mean, I will. But I just was like, I had just done my ayahuasca weekend. So it was like the day after I was like, I don't think I can eat cheese ever again. And I'm like. Wait, I want to talk about this. I want to know what visions came through during your last ayahuasca trip. I had a vision of Esther eating out another girl. No, you didn't.

No, but you got excited. I did. You're like, what did it look like? Say more. No, I didn't want to do the weekend, as we know. You're right. I was very hesitant. Why not?

Because I'm having too many shamans. I have too many shamans in my head. She has a shaman dilemma. Do you know that problem in your life where you just have too many shamans? I know that I'm doing well financially because I have a shaman problem. It's like I'm killing it. One shaman, you can still be broke. All right?

Two shamans, your money's going places, okay? Your assets are growing. I am manifesting some stuff. So, okay. So one shaman was like, do the shamans get along? Well, they don't know. I have one that's a divorce shaman and one's a gay shaman. Okay. And it's, but they're all so good. I love them. But one shaman I haven't met. I just know him through his brother-in-law who I do like these training courses with that are very cool. This guy, Jim Fortin. Oh, I love the Jim Fortin podcast, which you told me about.

Oh my God. Are you listening to it? Not lately, but I should. But you told me about it last year. And when I was listening to it, I thought it was actually beautiful. Did I give you a tool to change your life? Yes, but I did not use it. You didn't use it

that's very typical estrus okay no but i do like it a lot well i did this whole like training program with them for like 14 weeks and it's like the greatest thing that's ever happened we need to hear more but and it is opening up if you guys want to join but you have to tell them it's through me so i go oh my god this is a business scam it's's not a business scam. No, okay, wait. So tell us about the shamans. Okay, so he has a shaman that he talks about all the time, Jim Fortin. His brother-in-law is a shaman. Then I have my own shaman who's my like ayahuasca shaman who I like, love, and he's amazing. What is a shaman certification process?

Okay, well, here's the thing. So my shaman that does, he's like an ayahuasca shaman. So he's like trained in, he trained with these peruvian guys in brazil where he lives and he's south african and so he trained with like the people that have done it for you know their families done it for decades and or hundreds of years whatever and then you got a real badonka dunk over there sticking out of your pants. Happy trees. Happy little trees. There's just a real dunker over there. I'm still working on that root chakra, guys.

Ooh, we're going to talk about my root chakra later. I mean, there's things I can't even talk about. Oh, my God. So, okay. So then I have the other shaman is – so he's trained that way. And he's like not – but he's kind of like becoming like i don't know he's he's very like excellent and skilled at this at at ayahuasca shaman okay my jim fortin shaman is like was born in mexico to a family of shamans and was like buried to his neck in dirt and given

like mushrooms when he was nine and like left in the desert. Like he is like a he is like a trained motherfucking shaman. OK, like this guy is like can get in your mind when you're not there. Like he's like he is like a spiritual thing entity. And so they're different. But he randomly I'm in this like I have this one program where there's like a bunch of videos that Jim did a couple years ago. So I was just like randomly was like watching a video. I don't even remember what the topic was. But someone asked a question about ayahuasca.

And he was like, guys, don't do ayahuasca. And it was like I had already signed up. I was like at my plane ticket. I was like, wait, what? Why did I randomly click on this thing that said don't do ayahuasca? What did it say not to do ayahuasca? Well, because he doesn't want people, you don't want to just go do ayahuasca with some idiot like someone that doesn't know what they're doing because you are like going to another like

like dimension dimension i don't know you're like you're like you're you're going to another astral plane you're like in yeah life death yeah the the light yeah like it's just you go to a place that's really wild and he was just saying you don't want to do it with someone that's not trained because you want someone to be able to like put you back here like you don't want to like properly yeah because this girl was saying she was having nightmares and stuff now i have never not been like a hundred percent into my experiences with ayahuasca where i'm like i'm going in a hundred percent i'm drinking every cup offered to me I I love and trust everyone in this community and but when I heard that it put this like seed of doubt in me and then I started to panic and I was like wait but I am doing well I don't want to

be like it wasn't I've never done ayahuasca and like I did this situation where my life is like very good you know like I was always looking for something at a specific thing i was anxiously attached about a guy which by the way write that down because i heard my guy on a fucking podcast one of my old guys on a podcast explaining some stuff that was very interesting wait what i can't wait to tell you but let me just try to stay on track what should we just stop right now i don't know you're you're in charge baby that's what I learned because I didn't want to do the ayahuasca because I had these voices in my head from other people and then I was like in the end when I did the ayahuasca I was like the lesson was no more peer pressure no more no more external validation no more asking others what I should do yes this is

about listening to myself what do I really want what do I really want and I was in it I was fighting it the first time I was fighting it I just kept is about listening to myself. What do I really want? What do I really want? And I was in it. I was fighting it. The first time I was fighting it, I just kept thinking about how much I love Todd. I was like, oh my God, I'm so in love. I love him. I love him.

I love him. I love Randy. And just like really feeling like guilty that I wasn't with them and feeling very homesick, but feeling just so in love with him. Like just like, this is my guy. I love him. And then the next night um like I drank it and mother

ayahuasca literally like came to me and started like trying to peel my nose like take my nose off and peel my lips off so that I would like she was trying to like kill my ego like so I wasn't me anymore I was just like the light or whatever and And I just didn't want to do it. I was like, no, bitch, I don't want to go this deep. I don't feel like going this deep. I'm like working on myself here and I don't want to do it. And I knew that she was going to make me do stuff with my parents. And I feel like I've really worked on detaching from the upset of my parents eventually leaving this earth.

And not completely. Obviously, I'm going to be sad and stuff. But I'm really doing a lot of work on that and i was like this fucking bitch is gonna like find where i'm not fully there yet yeah so you're not ready to go there yeah but i but she took me there anyway i had to kill my parents again i was like my mom's fucking dad my dad's dad my god i was like fuck bitch like what the hell but then i like called my parents and i was like over this bucket and i was feeling so like i miss todd and miss randy i was just like called my parents and I was like over this bucket and I was feeling so like I miss Todd and Miss Rand I was just like so homesick and I was like crying over this bucket did you miss a little Esther and a Kalilah in there you guys well I did talk to you

about it and we only talk in person but um but yeah no that came up too but the parent thing was like so I'm like over this bucket and I was like I was crying and like throw and when you throw up it's not like I don't like feel like oh I gotta throw up whenever I feel like a sadness or like a a bad feeling that I'm working through when I'm ready I like sit up and it literally just it purges out like like it really does feel like you're like getting helped by your ancestors or whatever so I'm like vomiting. It's so funny. I look like this when I'm talking about this.

I'm vomiting into this bucket and I just started crying. And I was like, I just don't want to do this alone. And then it was like, boom, there's like the core belief that's been killing me. Like this like eternal like sadness and being alone. And so then I realized like I have to like call my people with me because they're a part of me and there's no way like it's not just like the tangible earth. You know, it's like I have to really start leveling up and looking at vibration and knowing that all of my people are always with me. So I like called my parents to come like be with me when I was lonely. And my mom was like helping me get water. Like I looked so crazy. I'm like like laying down then I'm like grabbing water like thanks mama thank you mama but it was like you know my mom was like

always be with you and my dad was there too but it was more about my mom this time and then um I also was I mean there were so many things but I didn't I only they offer you three cups throughout the night so like every two hours like you can come if you want to go deeper. And I didn't. But I had to go. I went to the altar and I was like crying to my shaman. I was like, is it OK that I don't want to take more? And he was like, yes.

Like but I was like, this is the thing. Like I was like sobbing because I wasn't like fitting in with everyone. Everyone else was doing it. And it was just like but it felt to me. I really learned that it's like braver for me to not do it sometimes than it is for me to do the thing. Yeah. I want to ask to ask well we know you think do less I wanted to ask you um what about the guy with the serpent the serpent on the altar oh there was a guy who was like shaking like he was vibrating he was like three people away from me he was vibrating in a

way that was like I I literally was like this is is a fucking serpent. And I was like, what is going on? What are you battling? Like, what are you? Like, I was like, this is a man who's like, something's happening. It was, I've never, this isn't like a, like, this was like a, I just, I couldn't believe it. When you do ayahuasca, when you look up, right, and you're not hugging the bucket, are you here or are you completely departed like are you able to like it's both like if you have to take a shit yeah you have you can go i mean if

the cops came and i have i i honestly can't imagine that scenario i love that word departed i'm really that's fun dearly dearly dearly i'm not i'm just departed right now no you're nearly departed but i um yeah but i was thinking i was really appreciating um your the work that you do the extra stuff that you do on the podcast because i'm gonna out us right now astor and i do not watch it we do not well yeah no kalilah is the editing mastermind really like i think about that too she's the editing mastermind for sure yeah like which is not a small part like that is actually the secret to the successful podcast if you could hear the stuff she usually says oh yeah i'm sure that we all believe it's me she really is just flapping that mouth um but i think we came up with that plan well before our first episode.

You guys are very clear. Like, we are just going to show up if that's okay. And I'm like, yes, that's fine. You have always been the mastermind. And we want to give you more of Esther's money. We've decided to give you. This is what we decided. You were in my trip.

We decided it. But wait, do you know what is crazy? Side note, while she is the editing mastermind she also did you by chance see her full body in her lingerie outfit no i already know it's i it's crazy i'm really just calling her that but it's right it's like a different level i didn't know what we have with her like this is like our little like just go out. You know that TikTok where it's like, hello, whore. Here comes the whore. Like that's I'm just so grateful. I'm the old.

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Everyone says that. I did start taking edibles. And it is weird. And I have so much. There's so much. All right right i can't wait for us to get fucked up oh that's the plan i'm strictly with the gummies oh my god i know it's i can only imagine how many you take because they taste good my tolerance oh my god she does she went up to 500 pounds she went up to 10 she went up didn't you go up to 10 yeah now are we

gonna do a thing where we see how high we can go no oh let's not play that game because i will start speaking korean no amazing if i start speaking korean we know i'm fucked up now i okay wait so i was thinking what if we just had like a medic with us my sister she's a nurse happened to you my sister because you're not actually like you might just freak out but if you hadn't wouldn't if you had a nurse going you're fine yeah but what are you trying to do have the most fun we could have okay just make it like the sound of that we put too high control but i really i was thinking about you in the eyes ayahuasca trip i was just sending you love i was like i don't need to tell her but i did i'm telling you i'm sending you love and thank you i want to do something different i want to be on

three different drugs each of us and see if we ever align at any point like you can take a side i could take a psychedelic you can take an edible no i can drink you take mushrooms you take an edible i wonder if we can meet in a place i'm down i'm super down for that but i also really want to because well an edible what does it what will what will pot do do you do if you do a lot will you get like silly fun because that's what i want i don't want the like a man like i'm just in my couch like i don't want that you don't want to be the couch girl from that ad? Remember that commercial? Where she smokes weed.

She's like, nothing happens when I smoke weed. Nothing happens. And then she's the couch. Like, will you get fun and silly? Yeah. Okay. I never, there's never been a drug that's taken me out. And he's probably fun and silly and ayahuasca. I did have some good ones.

Someone was like taking their second cup and they're like, oh my God, my gag reflex. I'm like, well, good thing I got rid of that in college. You know, like I was doing my jokes. And then also like we all got tested and everything. And this was weeks ago, so I didn't get it. But part of the ceremony is he like spits like this like rose water. I was crying laughing. Like he was spitting in our faces.

I was like, guys, this is like the opposite of like what has been happening for the past two years. Did it feel exhilarating to get spat on though? It was amazing. My shaman, I'm now in love with my gay shaman. Like I really have like very romantic, loving feelings towards him. And I did offer him sexual favors. Shut up. You did?

I mean, I love, I met him on stage. He told me it was love at first sight. He saw me on stage. I was his favorite. I do wonder that. Sometimes I feel like at some point in my life i felt very deeply connected to someone i probably wasn't sexually connected with yeah but like i mean the romantic feelings were there i would be like todd you have to let me as my shaman wait

i feel something different like i want to look into this because i feel such a deep connection with my friend john i know you're gonna make of me, but there's nothing romantic and nothing sexual, but it's just like, I just like, I always, I'm like, John, I love you. Can I offer an option?

Yeah. It's two gay people in the closet hanging out. But is that way, like, do you know what I'm saying? Like you just like, I just love you,

but it's not sexual or romantic. I have. It sounds like yours is, is that? Are you not having that with. True. But with a guy, it just seems a little different. I have guy friends that I have no sexual.

I mean, most of them, honestly. Yeah. Most of them. Really. I'm like, if I wanted to fuck you, I would have fucked you. I know. I know. I have that policy, too.

OK, so I'll remember more of the ayahuasca trip in a little bit but i so i'm watching i was watching a clip of a podcast and i had one of my uh exes are you gonna say who no but you'll say it to us right now give me the look okay so this was a guy that i had dated on and off like kind of friend zoned me really anxiously attached like very gaslighting situation like really like where i was like are you fucking playing me you're fucking playing me like i didn't wasn't into him i was he was we were like a little flirty in the beginning when we were friends and that was like kind of fun but then he started like holding my hand in public holding my hand at comedy clubs which is work and i was like dude no what are you doing i had just broken up with a

comic and a mutual friend of ours and i and i no, what are you doing? I had just broken up with a comic and a mutual friend of ours. And I and I was like, what are you doing? Like, this is like really like it was just like my boundaries were crossed. It was just like, why are you doing this in front of people? This is weird. I don't know what the future of this is. I don't feel like coming out as someone that's like dating you. I have my spidey senses up that you're playing me. And he's like, no, no, that's not it. I'm just like you taking me on a date, driving me around, take me up to his house in the hills, like just really like flattering me, just love bombing me, all of this stuff. And then we had like fucked once. And then after we fucked, oh, he was getting texts from he was dating this actress, which, by the way, I think he went on one date with her. But he had kept telling me about this when we were first friends, this actress he was getting texts from he was dating this actress which by the way i think he

went on one date with her but he had kept telling me about this one of my first friends this actress he was dating and he would like be like oh help me get make text her and stuff in the beginning and i'm like i don't want to help you text her who cares um and then like and our date we had gone shopping for clothes because i just broke it up with my boyfriend he's like i need new clothes so i was like oh i'll take you shopping. I have girlfriend energy. Took him shopping. Like there were all these like little parts, right? And I was just like, we're friends. We have fun.

Like whatever. Maybe we'll bang one time someday or whatever. But nothing like we're going to be boyfriend and girlfriend. He shows me those texts the first time we bang. So now he's making it like we're going to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Okay. Now before we bang, it's like there's been all of this like flirting. He's picking me up. We sit in his car for hours at night we he calls me in the morning we call at night um like hanging out in his hot tub like there's just like all of these like it was just like feels like it's gearing up we're starting to be a boyfriend and girlfriend which i was like i

resisted it but he like he broke down my walls and and then when we were banging the first time it was like we had gone to we were supposed to go to a meeting together because i'm codependent and every time i fucking date someone i'm like come to my business meeting with me wait what yeah i'm like oh these guys can probably help your career too um and then they're like why are you both here they're like why are you both here um but anyway so we went to the wrong place we like his gps just took us to like the beach accidentally that's weird oh my god he played me so hard so then we were just like at the beach with all this time to kill and we were like on the beach and he was like rubbing my ass and stuff and it was just like okay so we're like romantically and then when we made out there was no chemistry

oh but i was like well whatever we'll see you know like but i was like i still was like i'm not like he's trying to be my boyfriend i don't know like but when you kissed you weren't it wasn't like it never was really there like that you know but i did feel so into him because of these like little things he was doing but i didn't really like fully know that yet i was just in the process of being played so we're like driving back and I was like, all right, I just want to say something. I am like very uncomfortable with the situation. Like I'm down to like go like see how it goes. And like I wasn't like like necessarily going to fuck or whatever.

But I was like, you know, I am really I just got out of this relationship, this public relationship with a comic. I really it was very like intense and like love him, but very traumatic. It was like a lot. You were like not ready to go into something like that again. I really was not ready to do that. And I certainly wasn't ready to do like a comedian thing publicly. Right. And he was like, and I was like, and I don't trust you.

I just don't trust something about you. And he was like, well, there's, you can trust me. And, you know, I'm also apprehensive of dating a comic and stuff. But, you know, and I was like, yeah, I was trust me, and I'm also apprehensive of dating a comic and stuff, but I was like, I guess we're just here. So he was doing it all, saying it all. Right. There was a formula there. Exactly.

He was hitting all the points. But I'm not, I'm like, I'm feeling it a little bit, but I'm like, not, but he's telling me like, no, I'm just like, this is where we're at. This is just the moment of how we feel or whatever, and I'm like, okay. And it was nice. he was a lot nicer than my boyfriend before so I was like okay aren't they all like nice things at a house no nice car and stuff yeah we drove back to his place we were like hooking up but I was like I don't think we should bang and he like laughed

and then I was like all right yeah you're right let's just bang um but I like whatever yeah so we bang and it was like pretty good there was like potential to have like good sex in the future. But it was like first bang is always a dud. Yeah. And it's just like awkward. It's like. So someone's hitting someone's nose. Yeah.

Someone's bumping teeth. Yeah. Teeth. My teeth are touching your teeth. You just got the rhythms off. You don't know. You don't know how the other moves. How the other likes.

It's just. Yeah. First bang is horrible. It was better than I thought it would be from the kiss, right? But he was so kind of distant and weird. It's like, I get really like, I'm like a hippie. I really open the fuck up, even if I'm just fucking someone. I'm like, this is going to be a connection.

That's why I'm here. So in the middle of it, he gets a text. I don't even pay attention or whatever. But later, he's like, oh, that was the actress texting me. How awkward. Why would she even say anything? Right, but I was like, but it don't even like pay attention or whatever but later he's like oh that was the actress texting me like how awkward why would she and I'm like anything right but I was like but it didn't even I was like oh I was like yeah but even if she's like a famous actress like I'm Annie Letterman I'm hilarious in the bus like why would you I'm I've she ain't making you laugh bitch like I just was like no like it just didn't even like compute you're like it was Esther Povitsky

it was Esther this famous actressky. It was Esther, this famous actress. She's not going to make you laugh. The next morning, he goes, I said something about my ex-boyfriend. We were friends with him, and I was very recently out of the relationship, so I was still talking about it because I was still kind of in it. I mean, I was like two weeks out, probably three weeks out. And I go, oh, he used to do this thing. So like, thank you for not doing that.

Like I didn't get screamed at this morning, like to make breakfast or something. And he was like, oh, we'll have to make sure the next guy you date isn't like that. And I'm like this motherfucker says something like that. Why? Like literally had this conversation one million times so then i just like i'm silent he drives him like he drops me off i'm like peace um don't talk to him then he calls me like he calls me like a day later or whatever and he's like oh my god this crazy thing happened he's like telling me a story as if nothing happened

right like whoa and then and i didn't say anything because literally that's been my problem in life i feel afraid to say like how I feel. It builds up. I blow up. And that was another thing I learned in the ayahuasca where it's like boundaries can be very easy, nice, not a big deal. You can have everything you want if you just like let people know what you need. That's it.

And then he takes me out on a date. He goes, I'm going to take you on a date. Or he goes, I'm going to take you to my friend's proposing to his friend at a comedy club. Takes me to the comedy club. We watch his friend propose to a girl. He introduces me. Like, the guy's like, oh, your girl's, like,

everyone's, like, assuming I'm his girlfriend, right? It's like a closet at gay men. He's tired. He's busy. He was working on something. But it was just like. He's, like, still hanging out with you, but there's no sex acknowledgement.

But he's not hanging out with me. He's not hanging out with me at night. No, he's not hanging out with me at night. And you, he's showing still hanging out with you but there's no no sex but he's not hanging out with me he's not hanging out with me no he's not hanging with you he's showing you around you are right to me it sounds like he's bearding you yeah like you're his beard right but he's showing like like i'm hot i'm funny i'm like damn his good i'm his uh soul patch that happens and then i finally have a conversation with him where i go dude you're like making me feel bad like i don't like this like you you aren't like you're not you're you're staying in touch with me you're you're too busy to see me you're not giving me compliments like I gave you like my body like you need to like have a reaction to that I'm not like I don't just like I'm not like a drunk I'm

not I'm sober I'm here I'm like if I'm if you're gonna like ask me to open up to you and then I do you need to like yeah acknowledge it and whatever and he was like well I was talking to my friend about how like hot you are and how much I like you and he's like I really want them to meet you so he was like why don't you go bowling with me and my friends and I was like I mean I guess weird I guess so weird and I'm like my ex-boyfriend was in town I fucked him like I wasn't like I was like exclusively like with this guy, you know, but it was like, it did feel like it was,

I was like, I better fuck my ex-boyfriend. I really like you. Let's, you know, the whole, bowling. So that's why I'm meeting your friends.

And bowling is like the worst date. It's such a nightmare. But also for everywhere he's taken you. I'm wearing fucking shoes. I know. I'm not in my own shoes. I can't comfortably bowl with someone unless I've been dating them for 10 years.

How bored do you have to be already to go bowling? Well, here's the thing about bowling. Here's the thing about when you don't get a single pin, right? Yeah. And the walk of shame when you turn your body around to face the crowd of people who are like, it's all right. Also. It's all right. It's really a horrible feeling.

You're right. It's so intimate. It's sexual. This goes without saying. He obviously was a very good boy. Of course he was. So, okay. So then, this is actually so good I'm telling this story because it leads into what we were

just talking about. Okay. So then we go to the bowling thing. And before we go bowling, I'm like, I'm annoyed with you. I'm at the comedy store on the phone with him the night before. And I go, I don't like this. This doesn't feel right. I don't like this you're this this doesn't feel right I don't like this I was like you're like doing this push and pull thing with me and now acting like I'm like because he goes oh I just want to let you know

before we go on this date I am still seeing other people that's what it was it pissed me off and I went I went I like fucked my ex boyfriend the night before I'm like I go yeah why are you telling me this like yeah what like I'm like you're the one you're literally making me meet your friends right now why the moment before are you like now by the way it was just so and i'm like and now you're treating me and he goes i haven't done anything wrong and i'm like you're treating me like now i'm this needy girl like you fucking set this whole thing up so then i go so we go bowling and i'm so annoyed i'm like so mad the whole time because i'm like i am a fucking i'm like do I am a fucking, I'm like, do you know

what my DMs are, dude? Like, do you know how sought after I am? And you're treating me like I'm this like fucking nothing. Hottie. Hottie also like that. Just trying to get you excited. Also, Annie, did you throw a couple strikes in there? I did all right.

I did all right. I always do okay. Really? Not consistent, but I get in there sometimes. I guess you look like a good bowler. I look like I could stick my fingers in all your holes and make what needs to happen happen knock down your pins bitch but anyway so then okay so at the end of the thing I go I am too good for this situation I like his friends he has like fighting and stuff like in this I. I like his friends. He has like fighting and stuff. Like in this I go, I need you.

You are the boy and I am the girl. I am not. You are not going to get me into a situation. Just a weird thing for you to say right now. It's just awkward, honestly. You're just delusional.

Look, I could titty fuck guys. Oh my God. But so we go. So you say that to him? I say that to him and then when I leave he texts me he's like do you want to go on a date this so i'm like okay but i'm still so annoyed right so then i go do a set at the in the main room at the comedy store and i'm annoyed i do the set but i'm like raw you

know and i get off stage and i see these two people sitting there and they're like this guy is glowing there's this man is just beautiful glowing man and I just like high five him and then later I was staying really late it was like right after Brody died and it was like a weird time so I was like chain smoking cigarettes staying late this was like two weeks after and I'm like I just like couldn't leave I felt really drawn to stay at the club the one of the guys that works there was like oh my friend wanted to meet you you high-fived him and I was like oh really like cool he goes you're his favorite comedian he's been here twice and you're his favorite and i was like oh he must be trying to fuck me or as b ester's mom and he was like which is not mutually exclusive maybe both of them maybe

your parents want to have a threesome oh no stop stop stop stop i miss him by the way um I miss his sexual attention. Hi, Mary. Love you. Sorry. Thank you for being a fan. I'm going to send you a shirt for free. Sign it. Esther sucks.

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caught up in him but silver lining is you know the shaman showed up yeah dude my the fucking sound guy at the comedy store once pulled me aside and was like cause he sits in this booth the god booth and looks

down he goes what the fuck he goes you need to get the fuck away from this guy he goes i see you come in you film his sets you help him you do all this stuff for him he's never done one thing for you holy shit and i go no he helps me too and he goes no he doesn't and i go well my sets are later he's tired he goes i'm tired but when i'm working with someone and it's an equal partnership i help them was it danny yeah it was danny and he goes this is your time this is this is yours he's like do not give it to him wow that's great advice my first year at the store danny i remember used to he hated the guy i was dating and so he hated me too it's just funny that he was nice to you he was so i love danny even more i like him now though but you know i was like a 21 year old well he probably saw you being dragged into that world you were a different girl i was very different that's right i just want

to announce we're out guys i just want to happily announce that my pussy works again yeah okay what was it because of my story please clap harder than that george no no i didn't know it wasn't working can someone help i think know these weeks off really fucking someone help me well no i think we were we were talking about it we talked about it in passing how i just like my i shut down it's like you have to pity fuck yourself and you're like oh i guess let's yeah like i stopped even wanting to like masturbate right okay so you just weren't like i stopped wanting to yeah it was just this thing it just completely shut down i wouldn't even think i wouldn't even think, I wouldn't look at somebody,

anybody else. Like there was nothing in my body. You know how normal that is? Yeah. But it lasted a long time, Esther. Try me.

I love Esther telling us it was normal. Fucking weirdo. Try me. Two years. The whole two years. Well, it's pandemic.

Two years, I did not masturbate. Do you know how long that is? It's the pandemic. It's the most stressful shit dude it's stressful you're in a fight or flight right now did you wake it up recently is that i woke up the fuck up it was that episode where you touched her i took one look at you and this get up and my pussy woke up what if it was wet when she got up there's's a puddle. How happy would you be? Would you leave Dave?

You'd throw the tube to the wind? I wonder if we could work something now, like where Dave and I are, you and Bobby are a unit, me and Dave are a unit, but there's like swapping going on. Because I feel like Dave and Bobby could have some fun just hanging out. Oh, they miss swapping? No, no. Oh, Esther. Oh, wait, so you want to go i thought this was

pineapple time no no no did you just propose that oh it's just a hand this wasn't a date it wasn't a date it was like a lifestyle wait a second so we're not pineapple and you guys videotape it and then my boyfriend edits it okay i see i would mystery science theater it actually sounds great we should hang out more are we pineappling are we swinging yes but you and i are being sexual and the guys are playing video games okay i got it but they're both a little they could no i think bobby would you'd be careful dave because bobby would dave would not i don't think dave would either no dave is very with todd with todd boundaries though because no todd would not i know todd think dave would either no dave is very with todd with todd boundaries though because

no todd would not i know todd doesn't seem like he would ever straight point so then maybe it does need to be okay there's some sort of here's what i'm manifesting pressure my boyfriend but does dave does dave like if let's say like judd apatow was like dave no dave is not dave is like very straight yeah no but it's not that he's not straight it's how susceptible because Bobby's really the only one we're saying would just enjoy it enjoy it fully but well Dave is very straight but he does have a big brother we always say like he has he has a big brother complex and I have a big sister complex like we're both is that why he has long hair and you dress like a boy like he if there's like an older like guy he'll he does get really like excited about feeling like

a brother with someone he gets like really excited do you guys do this like they get really excited to hang out with like a cool guy um bobby in a very submissive way he does i feel like dave would like dave is when like when bobby comes up dave is like oh bobby's cool like he would like Dave is when like when Bobby comes up, Dave is like, oh, Bobby's cool. He's like wants to play with Bobby. I guess. Yeah. Bobby can be like that sometimes. Todd just hangs back and the cool people come to him. Yeah, it's true. Todd. OK, so Todd's having his 10 year high school reunion.

He's so young. Oh, my God. You're a child monster. I was literally sucking a dick between the towers. I was like I was a grown-up when that happened um he was born the year kirko bain died anyway so oh my god like that guy that baby is like older than my boyfriend that baby's like well older than you're gonna go to the reunion you gotta go but he said but he he posted and he goes, hey, sorry guys, I'm not gonna, I know that you guys know I'm friends with Olivia Munn,

but I'm not gonna be able, she's not gonna be able to come. I know you guys were hoping she would. She's pregnant. So I'll try to get one of my other celebrity friends to come. Oh no, he goes, hey guys,

because he was voted class comedian. So he goes, hey guys, it's class comedian here. And then he goes, says the Olivia Munn thing and then he posts the thing in the Daily Mail

of him with Olivia Munn Todd got in a picture in paparazzi a paparazzi picture where I was there but I was like

behind the car so it literally looks like Olivia Munn is driving is dating your boyfriend is dating my boyfriend but also like like bought a plant that's in the front seat

so he's got to sit in the back or something you know like there's a reason he's in the back but he's holding my dog my dog and my boyfriend were in the picture it was so funny but and then he posted that picture it's literally the funniest thing oh my gosh we're so all over

the place today but there's so much like i'm like enjoying it but i'm like wait what was that like wait can i tell you though that i saw him lay out the guy that played me. I saw him lay out how to get a girl on a podcast. Okay, so that's what triggered this. And it was all the same. Shut up. Yeah, because I'm not triggered. I don't give a shit about him. I'm fine when I see him.

Wait, stop it. Tell us. This is what I wanted to know. He goes, when a guy or when a girl likes you, never ask her on a date or anything. So hang on one second. You just heard him on a podcast. There was a clip that some, I don't follow him and by the way this person love and light like legit yeah

when i see him it's like ha fun we've done enough like it's just it's over it's not yeah it's not even bad i think he is just like uh he's got troubles and he's has a way of getting people that i don't think he means to do it yeah yeah puts people in. And that's just how it is. So like some kid calls it. And then so he's like, OK, if you want to get out of the friend zone, you have to make them know about another girl that's really into you. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

And then like have her like help you with the girl. Shut up. And then, yeah. And then have like show her all the texts from the girl. This is like the OJ book if I did it. It's like so. Yes. Keep going.

The factor. Still obsessed with OJ. I've moved on to a new American tragedy. Oh my God. Okay, keep going. I can't remember. There was like some other thing, but it was like, and the panties will drop or whatever. It's just like.

I hate that shit. It's just so fucking annoying because it's like I knew it was happening. It was denying it the whole time. Like I'm telling you like a year later, I was like, it's just so fucking annoying because it's like I knew it was happening was denying it the whole time like I'm telling you like a year later I was like here's my issue if you knew you weren't going to be my boyfriend don't come at me as a boyfriend I don't fucking care I wasn't trying to be your girlfriend you played me you were dishonest with me and that fucking I'm never getting over that like in this friendship I'm always going to need another apology like it's never gonna be enough and he was like well i mean um he's like i couldn't not fuck you i was just like so

into you like it's like no like fuck you i because i would have been down if he was clear about it too i probably would have just banged him and it would have i mean here's get it out of the way the fact that he even has rules or bullet points or a fucking PowerPoint presentation. How to fucking get a woman to fall for you and you not reciprocate is sociopathic. That doesn't seem good. Yeah, I'll tape you. Oh, no. So I'm watching Annie spinning around, round and round.

I do see a nipple. Dance for me, baby. Dance for Papa. Oh my God. Ah! Oh my God. You got... Annie, just put Todd's hat back on, but not your top. Okay.

We'll just blur it the whole episode. Shut up. Well, you guys know I'm doing a hustler shoot, right? Well, you're making up for the Miss Lingerie episode. This is what we get. No, I'm going to do lingerie when you guys least expect it.

You guys are going to look like shit and I'm going to come in so hot. When you least expect it makes me feel like at midnight tonight my doorbell's going to ring. Oh, you wish, bitch. I love how it's always something

where you're getting banged. Oh, my worst nightmare. All these girls come over and finger me. Wait, what's your hustler shoot? Tell us more. I'm doing, they're doing a six-page shoot on me. Spread. And, like, I don't have to be naked or anything.

Yeah, of course. But I'm trying to figure it out. But I do want to, i know this is for offline but i do want to get serious about pinning an edible sleepover night a vegas night there's another thing i want to do which i've talked to you guys about like i'm manifesting i want us to go to like a malibu boot camp retreat together okay i'm down i've got i've got a lot is that exercise or what kind of boot camp yeah oh please i've got big plans it's just rehab for you it's already an intervention you've started for yourself

but she's a weed addict help i do want to we haven't quite talked about the bobby lee look and i would love to talk about it it's such a good look i think that esther and i have both used at points in our lives yeah i think that bobby is sort of a style icon he never goes with trends he likes what he likes and he just flies with it and i love that about him same yeah it's like i yesterday like my mom he wore head to toe different tones of green like head to toe and And he was like, Ma, do I look good? She's like, you look like a grasshopper. And he went and he was just, I don't know, he just gets it.

Some people have it internally to like be that kind of like fashionable. He has the instincts. Yes. And his body and everything looks good on him. I know. Yeah. He really is cool. Yeah.

He really is cool. Yeah. He really is cool. It's so true. It's hard for a comedian to look cool in clothes. Like, that's not common. But he has his own thing going on. Why did you pick the glasses, the beanie? I feel like, is this like... This is his iconic look.

Yeah. I feel like, I mean, this jersey, I feel like he's worn a couple times on bad friends he likes a good um comfortable camo are his clothes tight on you not really here are the pants are dave's tight on you i wish they were bigger on me um but no his clothes fit me perfectly that's so that's why we share clothes i mean i i guess i him and i dress so similarly so similarly who took from who we take from each other because some there are some things that i buy that he's like i fucking love that let me have that and we fight we tussle and then we both end up wearing it but um he does take from my closet a lot because i have some really cool vintage tees

too yeah you do. Because I used to live on 4th Street, close to 4th Street in Long Beach. And they have the best vintage stuff there. So he would always take my shit. So it's like we're half-half on the good vintage t-shirts. This is, I was, Dave actually texted me information about my outfit this morning. I have not read it. And I should read it to you guys.

Remember Dave was actually trying to help me take that guy on a shop remember he was trying to find the place to go shopping oh yeah dave was dave was an accomplice oh my god he's so pathetic okay he said the shirt is a is wardrobe from a music video that he helped out on years ago that his friend mike directed and the video is based on a chapter from the book infinite jess which takes place at a fictional tennis academy so this is a tennis the hat is a red socks hat but featuring their secondary logo and the pants are uniclo and the belt is his backup belt because he can't find his favorite belt ever since my dad borrowed it your dad dad borrowed his belt? And the sock. Oh, I forgot the sock. Dave is a sock guy. Yeah, my dad, Dave keeps saying

that he thinks my dad stole his belt. And I asked my dad, and I don't think I got a clear answer. I genuinely don't know. But when my dad was visiting, he forgot a belt. And then there's no belt? Yeah. It could just be in your room.

Totally. You guys, it's been sort of a rough week. Bobby woke up and he was really bummed. He was like, Norm passed away. And I think what's sad is that like sort of no one knew and he feels as though like. No one knew he was sick. Yeah, no one knew he was sick.

I think that's gangster. It is pretty gangster, yeah. Look, I respect anyone's decision on how to handle things i think it would be gangster to share gangster not to share but i also feel like the reason i this is my theory obviously i don't know the reason he was able to live for nine years with it is because his identity wasn't i'm like a cancer guy like if you have that identity and people are saying that to you you're gonna get i i believe that you will you're convincing yourself to get sicker well does anyone know what kind of cancer he had no yeah it's really sad he's definitely like

the comedian's comedian like I feel like every year he's like your favorite comedian's favorite comedian and he's probably your like he's just i i feel like i had a weird do you know about my i had like a weird relationship with norm mcdonald's have we talked about this maybe i don't know remind me i feel like you know this it was like weird for a while your dad he's so much he's my dad's favorite and he's so much like my dad. Gambling. Oh, he wanted to bang me? No, but when I, so years ago, I did Last Comic Standing. And the judges were Roseanne Barr, Aweans, I never know which one.

And that doesn't make me racist, please. Please, Lord. Hashtag not racist, okay? I feel like I've talked about this before. And Norm MacDonald was one of the judges. and when we did this show the producers it was produced by wanda sykes and her producing partner this woman page horace who's awesome and wanda and page were like you guys we're producing last comic standing our way this is a comedian's air like this is safe a safe safe space for comedians this isn't like american idol no one's gonna like tear you down it's gonna be all constructive positive and so like great i go

out i do my first set the judges like me like i go to the next round and then i'm at my second taping and i was new to comedy so i didn't really have like a second five minutes i don't know maybe 2013 i really don't know i was just testing you to make sure if you were really new. I wasn't that new. And so I do my second set and it's like, obviously not as good as the first one. And like Roseanne, like the first two judges are like, they're like positive, right?

Cause that's what the, and then Norm hits me out of nowhere with like, this is the biggest disappointment of my night. And I'm like, I'm so caught off guard. He is like your dad. I'm so caught off guard. And then he starts like rewording my joke, like trying to like fix it. And for some reason, I just go straight to like teenager, teenage girl fight back mode, like how i was when i was younger and i was just like if i just went out after him i was like really norm like i'm the biggest disappointment of your

night like fuck you like you might then that i you must have a great life yeah and you're rewording my jokes as if that makes any sense like you know i don't need to hear this from my dad's favorite comedian like i just went off on him and the audience like that when you were going off you still complimented him but I was so worked up and I was so angry and I just like walked off the stage like I didn't do my exit interview I just left and we filmed this on the studio a lot at Universal and so I like busted out the doors and was wandering around the lot and I just sat on a golf cart and I called Dave. And I told Dave everything that happened.

And Dave is like, what the fuck did you do? Dave's like, no, it's so good you did that. Dave's like, Norm Macdonald is a fucking genius. He was trying to help you. He liked you. He's everyone's favorite comedian. Like, what have you done? And Dave made me feel so bad.

And then I called my parents and told them everything. And my parents just start laughing hysterically. They're oh that's who you really are and they're like he got a taste of you like how it really is because that's how i treated my uncles when i was young i was always like fuck you fight back and so that like for years like oh and then that week i called my agents and was like whatever you do like please have them cut this out please please please because dave i got it in my head that's gonna like make everyone hate me because i'm fighting them no it's so likable yeah that is like but i'm fighting the most beloved guy in comedy yeah but he was a dick i don't know anyway so they're like they my agents call the producers like they call me back

like don't worry it's never gonna air like they don't they don't want to air whatever it doesn't air so for years i'm walking around carrying this like norm mcdonald hates me i hate him we do we have a clip i've never seen it i've tried i've tried to dig it up um i'm like he hates me i hate him like this is this thing like he's ever he's the golden child of comedy and i have this beef with him then three years later my my manager at the time email it's like oh there's a dropout to open Irvine this weekend for Norm MacDonald. I'm like, okay. So I go. I walk in the green room.

I'm like, hey, Norm. I'm like, you know, sorry about, like, our fight. He's like, what? He's like, why would I fight with you? What are you talking about? And he didn't remember anything. Oh, good. And he was so nice.

And it was great and i it was just i'm so grateful that like instead of holding on to that forever like i got to like realize that it was absolutely nothing you know what's so funny this was nine years ago and you were like he had just gotten his cancer diagnosis and you walk and you're like sorry that i fought when he was like i'm going through something but he really was like such a nice guy and so funny and then also i watched his set that night and i genuinely was like fuck these are good jokes like the guys got it i know that's like everyone knows so funny for you to learn that later i know but yeah that's rest in peace i'm it's very sad and he's a fucking hero obviously i have been trying to look at death this is what i've been like learning from some of the stuff i've been doing as you have a contract

in the universe of how long you're going to be here and that's just people's contract and it's like kind of not your business when they go or when they stay and it's been helping me a lot with people's deaths where i just go okay like this was their time and yeah because there isn't another option yeah so it's like why you know like dwell on this and like it wasn't suicide and it wasn't fentanyl and it's like thank you norm yeah thank you i thought that lingerie one is, we should do it again. It was so stupid, but it also brought out,

turns out when Esther and I are in lingerie, it brings out something in you. Well, you were looking really good. Thank you. Yeah. I like how Esther still was like a maid. That's the more surprising part, not the sexy part. The maid part.

No, but I did what you taught me to do, Annie, draw my boobs my boobs in uh-huh i do think we should do lingerie again i would like another oh you know what dave was totally an asshole to me he was like kalilah's what did what we call she understood the assignment no but hers was like cat ears too wasn't it you both were like wearing she i thought it was ha. I was like, is this slut? I was like, is this slut Halloween? What's the theme? We're going reverse here because for Halloween we're going to dress as Con Air, right?

That's right. Hell yeah. Well, we kind of are now. I've got a game to the Dress Like Your Man episode. Okay. So we want to see how many of the greatest guy movies you guys have actually seen. Okay. I'm just going to tell you. That's a guy movie. guys have actually seen okay i'm just gonna tell you esther's never seen a movie and because uh you know this could be subjective so we just went

with the the top list on google best guy movies of all time so if google says it it's not these are the real ones the godfather yes no she has yelled at her godfather though so it's norm mcdonald we've seen it all right die hard no uh yes we've all experienced it on stage some of us with the c-pad machine okay scarface no yes esther's gonna have a scarface after she fucks us up. Fight Club. Yes. What? I know. These are like... No, I've never dated the right guy that made me watch these. I've seen No Country for Old Men.

I've seen... That is a great one. Yeah. I've seen all the ones my dad made me watch. Okay, Rocky? No. Yes. When your dad was like,

I want you to see this movie called No Country for Old Men, did you think it was like AARP propaganda? Where he's going to be like, give all your money to your father. Rocky was a big one for me. My new game is let's keep going

until Esther gets one. Okay. I love that this game is like, have you seen all of the movies? How are these guy movies? Yeah. This is sexist, George. It's on Google.

Have you seen 13 going on 30? See, you guys don't care about us. It's not that we care about you. I have seen that one. Well, honey, love it. The Terminator. Yes. Did you call it the Turbinator? That sounds like a porn I've seen

before. Let's keep going. We were making fun of Esther for not having seen this. Esther's still at a zero. It's not about me, Annie. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. No. Yes. I also made a remake of it. Todd did a whole thing in the beginning of the pandemic. Is that our podcast? The Good, the Bad, the Ugly? Oh my god. Is that the name?

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Yes. No. Yes. Wow, this is getting crazy. Here's your last chance. Saving Private Ryan Ryan she knows about stock she's like stock saving private Ryan Esther saving private Ryan

where do they put the heroin I've only seen parts of it on what my dad was watching on HBO I'd never watched the whole thing wow we're at a zero George Dirty Harry no

yes I've seen Dirty Harry and my friend had a really good joke about it he said he went home with Clint Eastwood's daughter this is Nick Maritato he went home with Clint Eastwood's daughter

and he's like and I could tell it was her because she had a dirty hairy pussy so funny what's that one oh Gran Torino

I've seen that one only the racist one yeah where he calls her a dragon lady by the way Todd's mom that's her favorite she thinks it's a comedy

she like cracks up she thinks it's so funny wait hang on keep going Esther's still at a zero good fellas good fellas Esther come on do you know how to open a door and if a guy likes you is that the one It's so funny. Wait, hang on. Keep going. Esther's still at a zero. Good fellas. Good fellas, Esther. Come on.

Do you know how to open a door and if a guy likes you? Is that the one where Sharon Stone blows him? No, Sharon Stone's not in it. Yeah, that's Casino. No, I haven't seen it. Here we go.

Come on, come on. National Lampoon's Animal House. Of course. Yeah. What's the scene? What's the famous scene? Cupid, draw back your bow when he's eating lunch.

We have to give it to her or else we're going to keep going. Or else we're never leaving. This will be a two-hour episode. Can I? Esther got one. We did it. Esther got one. Yay, Esther.

Can I? You guys, today was so fun. I felt like I could go for another three hours with you. I'm so happy. And she did not take Bluetooth, so that is a big deal. I'm so happy. And she did not take Blue Chew, so that is a big deal. I'm so happy that the three of us could all be together. I know people have been sad

that it's not always like that, but it will be more and more. When did you, you just started to sound like an actress. This is the first time when she's like, this has been so fun.

I love being with you guys. We are here loving each other. We like each other. Wait, did you say it right? No, we love each other. Come on, Esther. Get with the old sperm, old whores. We like each other. Wait, did you say it right? No, we love each other. Come on, Esther. Get with the old sperm, old whores. We're old sperm.

We're slugs. Kalilah played with slugs when she was little. Annie called it that I am an actual slug. And here we are. The slugs were born. I don't know. Someone told me that on the episode I wasn't on that you guys said we are changing the name again.

We're just going to say that forever. Okay. Who cares? Okay. For now, we're Trash Tuesday. We're Kalilah, Annie, and Esther and we will see you fuckers next week. Hell yeah.