Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Fart Artist & The Mortician w/ Chelcie Lynn & Paige Ginn

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

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I knew I understood you. Yes. They're your babies. They're your life. That's my child. Your child. Yes. And you're the same way. Yeah. You seem like a- I'm life. That's my child. Yes. And you're the same way. Yeah. You seem like a strict. I'm co-parenting right now.

Yeah. And you know what? I'm strict with a co-parenting. Bobby came over yesterday and he spent, I don't know if we should be, there should be like a police escort outside, you know, Hollywood co-parenting meetings go. But he cried on his way out. Oh, sad. parenting meetings go um but he cried on his way out oh sad he was really really upset so upset that he left his keys at my house his actual car keys and i don't know how he got home

i woke up this morning i was like his keys are here this is he outside is his car gone his car is gone because he's in new york that happened to me once where i drove my car somewhere and i had to valet and the valet is like where's the keys and I'm like I literally don't have them I don't know how I got here and then I realized that this the whole time ever since I had bought my car my extra set of keys was in the car so I never so someone and I never knew why I couldn't lock my car so there was always my car was always unlocked and available to be stolen for a year oh you lucked out can't you drive like a certain i don't know like 50 i think so yeah i think that um it won't stop but it's like shouldn't he have kept his he would have had to keep his engine on yeah that's weird i don't know you

never know what he's doing can i ask like what can us, like, the rules of the dog custody or is that personal? Well, he asked initially that I take all the animals, not because he doesn't want to be with them, but he doesn't think he's a good father. And I agreed. I agree as well. Their basic needs. Right. But I'm like, look, I'm probably going to have to get a much smaller place than this fortress of a home. So how about I take the four dogs and you take the cats?

Because cats are easy. You can just put, you know. Yeah. And he agreed to that. But then the new agreement is now I have to go back and forth and take care of the cats as well. Oh, wow. Oh, no.

So his thing was you cannot live more than like eight minutes away because this co-parenting thing really is single parenting. Yeah. So that's the vibe. And also the cats have a catio because we built this whole little like jungle palace for them. Okay. So I'm like, they have to stay there. Yeah. That's cute.

That's cool. I don't want to have cats around. But would you guys, I have a question for you guys. Wait, should we introduce the guests first? Sure. Okay. Do you want me to do it yeah i do you guys i've been really excited for this duo to come on this show only because i truly think beyond just being funny girls they're true performance artists everyone chelsea lynn page again i've been such huge fans for a very long time thank you thank youys. And you guys

are fellow wild and crazy female podcasters. Oh, big time. Yeah. Yeah. We're wild. They have their own podcast called Viral Podcast. Yeah. We're trying to take over the world. The Viral Podcast. And we are trying to take over the world. I always say that. Well, I think that you have to have that big of a goal at all times. That's i feel like i'm going for the top yeah i'm not like yes world domination i think madonna said that she wanted that and look where she landed exactly on the ground i love that yeah i think that i i told this to a friend yesterday i was like wait a second like everyone always says to like temper your dreams or manage your expectations of life and i'm like no like delusion has gotten me pretty far.

And this idea of being like grandiose, I'm like, wait, I can do that. Like it's good to be cocky and audacious. I'm leaning into that for sure. I'm like, I used to have to really be like shy and hide how confident, I don't know if confident is the right word because I think it all is wrapped in insecurity and low self-worth. But I feel like I've had to how much I love myself. I've had to hide because that can be very off putting to men.

Yeah. And so now I'm like, no, I'm better than you guys. And not only men, so many people are will put you down for if you dream big. They're like, you can't do that. You know, so it's like why do you even it's hard to express yourself if people aren't accepting it you know sometimes it's almost like you just got to keep keep the dream quiet but keep it big in yourself oh yeah also the reason why i think it's good for the world to lean into that kind of confidence is we are publicly showing

it to other people and they will learn and be love themselves more through it so big time yes for good reason yes spread the love who's this hey honeys came in with the fashion hey honey hello that Paige. Nice to meet you. Hi, little munch. Oh, my goodness. Hi, little one. I wanted to ask you guys, like, suppose you were single and you met a perfect guy and he ticks all the boxes. But then he meets your dogs for the first time. And it's not that he's mean.

He just doesn't give him the same mouth kissy love that you give he's kind of like indifferent oh that'd be hard if he was mean and didn't like oh done of course if he could if he liked them but just wasn't as obsessed with them i think i could deal with but what if what if he's like they're just dogs oh one time we were interviewing roommates my husband and i and we had this guy walk in and he literally walked in until he was barking because a stranger had walked in the door. And the guy, as soon as he walked in, he goes, uh, is she going to do this a lot? And I go, we're done.

Yeah, you're getting invited into my house. We're done. I'm actually wondering how you feel about how far Donut just went up my that's okay because you're like a you know you're well she's now high on ketamine oh my god no i'm just kidding it would be left over from a while ago but i mean it was up that far you're taller than i i'm shocked i'm a big bitch I'm excited about it I didn't even stand up I feel like I feel like Esther I'm huge Wait how tall are you?

5'11 Wow 5'11 Oh that's my dad's height Maybe that's why I love you daddy Perfect little yes I'll tell her she's a dumb bitch

No I would never I'm 5'8 My sister is 6 feet tall Wow But you know you live With someone long enough and you just don't think they're tall.

And then you don't see them for a while and you're like, wait, we're related? Every time I see Esther, I feel the opposite way. And Donut, actually. I feel the same way about you and Donut. I'm like, how are you guys real? Is this a thing? It's still, I still feel it.

I'm taking advantage of it. You still feel what? The nose. She got up in there. Oh, Donut's goal in life is to eat your brain through your nose. Oh, why not? I'm starting to feel like.

Because her tongue is small enough that it can go so far. I'm feeling less bad memories. She got my, she lobotomized me. What have you done? Like nothing. No mushrooms? Just like the. I do smoke or I do smoke weed and do mushrooms.

Oh, that's right. I like the idea of smoking mushrooms. Yeah. I would try it, but I've never done cocaine. Nothing. Same. Me neither. Nothing nosy.

Me neither. And ketamine. Ketamine for like, to get me out of my depression. Well, you have like nose, you have like nostril issues of someone who did do a lot of cocaine. You like got like a collapsed nose.

I have a collapsed valve. But I've never done cocaine. I kind of just did it on my phone. This valve is good to go though. This valve is, actually yes it's better hey what's healed what happened with that uh instagram guy remember last time i was here oh you know i never followed up because he it was too much he he was doing talking about yeah so his name the guy yinny yes very hot very wonderful and he came back with hey like honestly like this game has got to end let me take you out to dinner like what's the what's the hold up and then i i got

scared and then i asked out kind of an ick i i didn't reply but not because i didn't appreciate it something you got are you upset what happened a little bit there's a porn a porn boy a porn guy and his whole thing is like he's a pleasure dom and he's extremely good looking and i talked about him once in the podcast and basically he was like what's up like so basically his whole thing is like he just wants to make girls come over and over and over again what a guy i know that's what i'm saying i know and i know you left him on red i did and i i do feel like i just didn't have a good like reply because i i don't think i am open to go to dinner i can't do it you i'm not a dinner bitch maybe also maybe you're not feeling deserving of the

multiple orgasms that you know you're gonna get wait maybe you're not feeling deserving of being dominated with pleasure think about it i actually love love coming like over and over again no to the point where it hurts yeah we're like but i love the comfort of making myself come over and over again. Like the idea that there is like an extra work in the room that. May I say something that may not be how you feel, but I'm now feeling how I would feel if I was being asked these questions. Making yourself come, you're alone. You're going to.

A pleasure dom, he's dominating you beyond your own like ability to maintain some sort of cuteness in your pleasure so it is like so vulnerable if you get to that fourth fifth right and it is out of my control and he's just now he's seeing that's what he's probably getting off on is seeing the whole i'm like no i don't want to come anymore i'm depleted i'm out and he just keeps going that's what you know what you're only at like three percent at that point oh yeah when you're saying that you're like no no see none of that is what bothers me it's just that he asked you to dinner is what's grossing me for some reason like there's something about that like i don't like like you know where he's gonna be he's like like his fingers at dinner i don't know i'm like

there's something about being asked out on a date. I don't think I've ever, that's ever worked for me. So it just feels like it happened. No, I'm good. We just want come. Yeah.

I'm just good with one a day or one. I don't want to be too fucking, or I noticed you guys bleep out your cuss words. So I'm going to try not to only first 10 minutes. Oh, we don't. I think we're good, right? Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very smart. The whole podcast would be like, eee. No, me too. They keep taking our money away as well. Oh, yeah. They don't like giving it out.

But yeah, one nut because I get numb. And if he's trying to force a nut on the numbness, it might do something. But I like when I'm getting at myself, I like to just, you try to push through the numbness. It do something but i like when i'm when i'm getting at myself i like to just you try to push through the numbness it's how far can i go wait how numb are we talking like um below like the legs are paralyzed stranger like you know the boys that sit on their hands and their hand goes numb i'm talking the girl version where you just go so hard it goes numb and then you're like who am i fingering it's like is it me is it a stranger oh my god you and i are we're pretty close like you've been pretty vulnerable with me i feel like

it would make perfect sense if you mutually masturbate or to allow me to watch you masturbate would you really answer can i just tell you dave being out out of town like now look at this is this a surprise esther's now like let me see inside your vagina i've seen the outside i'd like to see the inside now you my tongue but would you annie could you i think you i think you respect me a little enough that you would let me watch if i let you if i it would be a complete disrespect if i let you watch i'd be like this is how little i respect no that's what i'm saying no um probably not what what about like if you were on a substance? If I'm being completely honest?

What if I- Pick a substance. Any. Ecstasy maybe. Ecstasy. Maybe acid. Acid's made me very horny at times. Don't you think it's good for like group bonding for like if you guys, for example, you host

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Oh, God. My mom was. Yeah. What? Were you like a like masturbate with the neighbors type kid growing up? Oh god. My mom was. Yeah. What? My mom was like didn't you guys rub your like your kitties on the corner of the. Oh yeah. Yeah the chair. 100%. I was always humping my grandma's chair. Yes.

And she would hump her doll's head. Oh yeah I think you told us this. I would fuck my dolls. Oh yeah yeah yeah. And would but would you like were you like with the neighborhood kids doing it too like we would steal our parents porns and watch them like bring all the neighbors over and we would like lock the door and we'd all wait so why is it okay that in middle school we do that right well i didn't but i saw like but i fuck one brother i saw it but it's like you always hear stories about like yeah like the boys stole their parents porn and there's eight of them too. But it's like you always hear stories about like, yeah, like the boys stole their parents porn and there's eight of them around and they're just like, you know, quietly jerking

off. Like what happened to that as adults? Like, do we just abandon like that past time? We didn't masturbate though. It was like the whole neighborhood would come over and we would just watch them and be like, he, this is weird. No, we didn't masturbate together. But I don't think I have that experience of like open.

Did you masturbate in front of neighbors? No. No, we would hump as little kids yeah through our clothes just hump I know it's just so weird that you're like this thing feels good I know yeah that was weird so you don't look like you're you've ever humped no I did not have any sexual no not me you never lean forward in a chair and was like showerhead never with angle i never had that neighborhood kids neighborhood boys you never just humped in the backyard girls honestly no i i i don't know what that means about me you all did that yeah because if you if you felt pressure like the first time like i really rode a bike like i felt the pressure against my pussy i was like like, ooh, this feels nice. Maybe it's because I never rode a bike. Let's go on a couple bike rides. Oh, she doesn't know how to ride a bike.

That's why. Bad feel. That's why. Sex is like riding a bike. Esther doesn't know how to do it. Esther's really bad at it. They never make bike seats that just rub your clit. Ooh. And it gets faster the more you pedal.

We're all just pedaling around. These guys just put dildos on our chairs for us to sit. I'm always like, do you just turn this into a porn monster? We're going to do those, you know, those bouncy balls with the wieners. We're literally going to film a pod where we're sitting on those. We don't know if it will be inserted or. I'll insert it. Just hanging out in the back.

Yeah. Kind of keeping you on. Yeah, we won't say much. We won't, you know. We're not going to say much. We're just going to tell people what we're sitting on and we're just going to do the pods

the whole time with it in us. They're pretty girthy. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see how girthy they are. Yeah. I want to ask you guys a question. I know you guys have sent pictures

of your vaginas to each other's fathers yeah um but i didn't send her dad one oh you didn't just just use her dad now why why wasn't it reciprocated oh i don't talk to my dad that would have been weird worse or better i know well because then we couldn't we wanted to know the response yeah he didn't respond um we later come to find out that he didn't respond because he thought it was a fan of ours and he didn't want to get in trouble because people message him and get his phone number all the time and people try to fuck him and her dad's like 75 77 77 like and he's still fucking right yep i'm thinking so oh yeah he is and people try to fuck

him all the time so he was like asian annie he's a chinese man yeah you're a dad yeah and he has a big dick because well because it got caught in the zipper i don't know if you heard but he we couldn't get it out oh my god and i saw a video she had to touch it yeah yeah i was like so funny and people thought that video was fake and it was not no well for a second fake oh should we pull up the video this is actually a really cute like family video i think i i thought my dad had a heart attack because my brother came out page we have a serious problem Dad Zipped up his dick It was bad When I first saw it I didn't realize that you were

Half Chinese So I was like what is Paige doing with This Chinese man's dick In her hand You can't see other halfsies You don't see other half Asian Well no and not with her so much I think I don't know why

But in a sense people can't see it with me no since i met you and since i started dating todd i call ever i would be like are you asian like i can't tell you how many white people like are you asian like what no one's ever said that to me in my life i just assume asian first esther could be asian don't you see it i see it asian for just everybody a fourth maybe yeah i'm small uh-huh and smart yeah there you go here we go then you're asian you're asian but didn't we establish that your general vibe is that of like a middle school like japanese boy yes thank you no i have i really respect and adore the asian culture paper shoes is that a thing i don't know just see

you in them do you like the rubik's cube um i never you know what i gave up early on the rubik's cube that was a struggle for me i was not good at it right out the gate she gave it one twist one twist i can't figure that one out the rubik's cube well here's the thing with the rubik's cube you know that you can just look online and know forever, but it's like... Did you guys know Obi? Really? I liked Obi. What's Obi?

I thought that was a tampon brand. Obi. This is the Rubik's Cube for idiots. Damn. It's a squeeze? Yeah. You just squeeze it? It's just a tampon?

Obi tampon? It's not coming... No, there's no cube. I pretty much just messed with Bop It. If I'm the only one. Yeah, Bop It was everything. Bop It was pretty easy. That's kind of reminding me of your thing.

What's that? Esther. Esther, you discovered something very cute. I'm like making something up. A fat wiener dog. Wait. Sorry. Can we pull up Paige's video with her daddy?

I think this is really good oh it's on Instagram if they haven't taken it down did anyone know this let me see it and then I think it's on the reels that was a stress ball that was given to you no I know you squeeze it and the eyes pop out that's all it does oh yeah it's for coping

they said this is a puzzle figure this out I couldn't stop fucking and riding bikes esther's like is this a puzzle squeezing it okay it should be down okay stop oh my god did you sit right there can you imagine here he is hot daddy oh that's my brother trying to help him there's me trying to think that was like a real thinking stance too you can tell this isn't staged what are you handing him a vitamin e that's so cute yeah your dad's a hot wait your dad is really cute oh he might get at you so watch what you say i'm into the asian persuasion

he'll be happy to hear for real yeah when i was in there it wasn't his balls it was his shaft he he zipped up oh he zipped up the shaft oh my god i would definitely just call low you call a task rabbit you said i'm like at his knees i don't care who's having the problem it's a task rabbit didn't you get my ex-boyfriend on task rabbit once i saw him on there yeah wait page were you the hero here yeah you were the person who finally got it out yeah my brother's like we got to go to the hospital and was he okay with filming it were you like look we got to do this he i don't even think he noticed because he's in so much pain yeah he was trying he couldn't even walk so i'm like we cannot get like we cannot spend more time trying to go to the hospital he probably would have lost but we do it's the camera on it's not hold on dad

hold on dad we gotta film but that is if you didn't get that on film it would have been an absolute national tragedy nobody would have known right would you guys save uh anybody in your family yeah their dick oh yeah well my dad was bedridden the last couple years of his life and so my mom my sister and i were basically his caretakers so like i ended up having to like wipe my dad's ass like there were times where i would sit him up and he's like i'm sitting on my balls and i'd be like oh sorry you know because it it gets pretty far back there that's like a good rap line but but i think what i wanted to ask you guys is like do you have have you ever seen your dad's penis and is it okay this is what we're talking about so her line is so weird okay they sent their pussies to their dads did you not think this was right right and you're talking about so her line is so weird okay they sent their pussies to their dads

did you not think this was right right and you're asking all so serious i know i did squishy ball i thought it was gonna be like something serious stop it annie um my my question and all like and your dad would like it i'm being serious it's like for me the first time i saw my dad's penis was when i had to take care of him and there was a moment when i changed his diapers where i was like oh he's he's done well in life like he's got a you know his size is good like is that a bad thing for me to have clocked in my head well you're older at this time you've seen other penises usually people see their dad's penises on accident when they're kids. So you don't have a range. I have a joke about this, about how I remember my dad's dick being big.

And he's like, no, it's small. And I'm like, what was like, was I looking? I was like, my daddy dick. Like, he's a big dick, you know. But I have a long bed. You have to come see me live. But I, you know, I've seen my dad's. I used to, my joke was always like, it's not Christmas till you've seen your dad's dick.

Because my dad wears like nightgowns. My dad wears like a nightgown. Like he'll wear the one that you get like at Christmas. Like they've got like scallop, like a scoop. And then it says Coca-Cola. It comes with a hat, but it doesn't wear the hat. I love him. He wears nightgowns.

And then they have this awning upstairs. So I'll come in like, guys, I'm home. You know, my dad will be like annie's home and i'm like oh my god no underwear i'm gonna like i'm getting like the devil's eye view of these balls oh my gosh so yeah i've seen my dad's dick quite a bit but i don't think it's bad to clock this out yeah i yeah no i don't think you didn't okay yes it's the most important penis in your life yeah well i always think of it as this, if I ever have a son and his dick is small, it will not be from my side of the family. Yes.

That's on his dad. I've seen all my uncles and they're well, you know, they're girthy motherfuckers. Now, this is where we get. I was about to say, yeah, what's going on? This is where we go, okay. Yeah, where'd you see those? Well, eat. Where'd you see those?

A lot of them. A lot of them would, like, swing like swing their dicks around like after the shower i know it's a molesty family but um yeah i i wish i hadn't seen it but i saw it growing up and they were like oh okay just doing the helicopter of this concept that's like pretty it's more common than you think but we're two brothers one has a really big dick and one has a small dick and it like basically like fucks up their lot both of their lives their relationship with each other yeah i've heard didn't we have someone on our show who said no it was someone i know was telling me about her sons and then i was talking about it with

some guys and they're like yeah we have guy friends who like one brother they know both brothers and one had a small dick and one had a big dick and it's like it the difference in their lives was like wow really severe i bet guys are just so i don't even know that's so interesting though like dude does it does it affect their relationship with each other because i'm sure they've seen each other. Of course they do. Yeah. Is there a resentment? Well, it's like a bald brother and a full head of hair brother.

It was like, ooh. Well, and also, like, you would assume that brothers would all have the same similar size, but that's not the case at all. That's what was surprising to me. I would think that. That they would all have the same. size but that's not the case at all that that's what was surprising i would think that that they would all have the same yeah yeah not not necessarily because i've seen my sister's pussy and it couldn't be more different than mine hers is like a porn star damn like very everything is just so put together and a different color that is like wow like you you are like a

she's a barbie doll she's a yeah she is and then i always look at mine like how like who did i get it from like at your height yeah putting that slinging that pussy in my face all day i saw my grandma's pussy i've never seen an uncle or a dad's dick but i did see my grandma's pussy spread open when she was in the hospital she was getting out of her out of the bed in a hospital gown i was helping her out she flipped open her legs it was right there and i was shocked it was beautiful you wouldn't think a 75 year old woman's pussy but i kind of i kind of stopped and was like nanny i go you have a pretty vagina and she was like i know like i know how do you think you got here she was like wow um i always thought there'd be cheese oh and a older a great cheese lots of just

meat hanging no her shit was tight no wrinkle nothing it looked like you know a 20 year old's pussy i was like wow it is you know like uh i haven't seen my grandma's yet you gotta ask to look at it my grandma's dad i'll dig her up i gotta dig her up she's our resident grave digger let me see that we do have like a grave digger here no also yesterday one of my friends was like she's a groundskeeper he was like how is anyone a mortician and my reaction was like i would kill it at being a mortician it's like literally playing dress up but they smell bad no they don't and that wouldn't bother me and they're human smells it's like playing dress up where you have all the control and i don't think that's scary and then my friend was like well aren't you scared of dead bodies and i'm like that's the least scary thing is the body what's

the most scary thing someone with like a weapon who wants to hurt you a dead body is not scary do you guys feel like you could be a magician yeah but have you ever heard of a death rattle no a death rattle is basically like rest in peace this is pretty tragic but what happened to anne hache where you think they're dead that was and then all of a sudden they have one more blast of like adrenaline and they like kind of spring up and you just spread your legs that's a pretty pussy that sounds exciting that doesn't sound i'm i'm not scared i'm gonna call bullshit on this are you really a groundskeeper you don't like are you really i'm confused if like a bug is near you bugs are different i'm grossed out by bugs dead bodies smell bad and it's not a regular human

smell that you're smelling also bugs can bite you and kill you like we have instincts to be afraid of them a dead body cannot hurt i don't want to tell you about this new show on uh hbo or on uh what's the last of us there's a show oh yeah those dead people can bite you oh i haven't watched that yet but that's a show annie he may never the soul's flying around the demonic shit that scares me i'd be fine with the body same yeah i i'm really scared of but esther does we gotta get her around a corpse because i gotta see i want to great let's go to a forensic scientist school or some shit no let's go to the body farm in Indiana. What's that?

I think that's what it is. It's basically where, I think it's in Indiana where they take like Jane Doe's and John Doe's and they're like, I don't know how this person died. So they send it over to these forensic entomologists who basically use insects to date a dead body. How long has this body been dead and they're able to like identify like the cause of death and um it's just a body farm they have volunteers that are

allowed to go or we're allowed i mean like a museum we're not volunteers esther does have a good point though because think you're just out at hobby lobby walking next to like a jeffrey dahmer or you know yeah there's way creepier people i'd rather be the jeffrey dahmer in the room than not yeah you know yeah that's so sad we're trying to her little body trying to chop up a big person oh esther with the saw it's like a big body when you guys are out and about do you look for exit signs or you're not that paranoid? Always. I have a list of people I call my active shooters. Am I at the top of it?

No. It's socially, no, we wouldn't be here. But that's really good. Where when I see them, I look for the exit. I'm always like, oh, okay, I'm out of here. Not that I'm scared of them. I just don't want to talk to them. Well, yeah. They're just not my vibes.

You know what I mean? And you're like, oh. Just in case. I'm an exit marker because my mom, like, my whole life would always, like, tell us horror stories about, like, clubs getting, like, catching on fire. Like, dance clubs. It's like, see, if you go to a dance club, look at 386 young people dead because there was a fire at a warehouse, a club.

So, like, my whole life, it's like, you're going to the club, you might die of a fire. So she's always like, mark your exits everywhere. Wait, your mom would say that to you? Yeah. Okay. I wonder, is that why you think you're more of like a homebody? Because I have this too, where my mom was such a worrier and would every time I would do something, she'd be like, well, be careful of this, you know, and put all this fear into you. And then that's why, like, every time you leave the house, you're like, is it worth the risk? Do you feel that? No, because I've definitely been a club hoe for, you know, a couple of years in Vegas. We saw that outfit.

Thank you. We don't forget that side bone, bitch. What were you doing? Your pussy was hanging out? No, I used to live in Vegas for a couple of years. So I definitely did my rounds as just, you know, just your typical happy ho in Vegas. Do you feel like you got it all out and that's why you don't like to go out now? Or do you think you're going to have a second wind of it and it's like you just were in a relationship that was more domestic?

I don't know. I think this is why I wear Crocs every day. I think those days are over. But what do you guys, do you have any tips for a girl like me who's like, we've just gotten out of a 10 year relationship? Damn, maybe just figuring out who you are as a human and, you know, just spend some time by yourself, honestly. Yeah. And don't leave doms on red. Yeah. Get that pleasure dom. I just wanted to find out how that went me too like does he just eat your pussy or is he gonna have intercourse should we try just calling yeah

just cold calling him we'll do it at the end of the show yeah he doesn't pick up it's over oh my gosh we gotta call him it's actually never over the pleasure dom i think he's waiting on you do you know anybody who has gone to him um i don't but i have seen some of his stuff and he really is like a great you could tell he's a good lover like he knows what he's what if you're like there's something about him coming in i'm the good lover where i'd be like you're the good lover you know but i guess he must be used to that and be able to penetrate through yeah and his dick's like kind of pretty just imagine you're like you know what i'm gonna fuck a lot of bitches i'm just gonna say but i'm pleasure dom yeah that's how you do it yeah yeah he's gaslighting you guys for sure

i remember going just going out to eat like after there was this guy who i used to bump cigarettes from and i i found him to be so annoying but i i just he was like i had cigarettes and it was just like all right he was like do you want to get food i'm like sure so we go out to a diner after and it's like i don't want to be hanging out with him there's no sexual anything there's nothing like that he's like an open mic he's like a 45 year old fucking first day it was just he was the most annoying person we're going out to eat he just starts talking about how he can make women come 13 times i had a i had to go and clap in his face and be like we're done here like i don't first of all don't

believe you second of all not interested don't even want to imagine you fucking anyone this is sex yeah it's a person you'll never know it's a person you'll never hear about for sure 100 that's something you should just never do yeah just go on a date and talk about somebody else or you know that's already a red flag yeah don't do that it's annoying wait so um when we did um tiger belly um you guys talked about getting your stuff yanked off of instagram often and even if it's not like a fully nude thing um we see a lot of people on they're just good looking people like full tits out nipples out and they their stuff stays up there for example page, Paige, you did a side-by-side. You did an exact replica of Kendall Jenner's post and they took yours down.

They kept hers. Yeah. And I just wanna, I had a thought on my way over here where it's like, you know, if you were to count or make an appeal, you could technically say like what you do, the falling, the stuff that they consider like violent or whatever. It is performance art. That like what you do, the falling, the stuff that they consider like violent or whatever.

It is performance art. That is what you do. And it's like, is there a way to appeal it in that way? That's what I've tried to do. Like, even if I have to put I'm not a, you know, don't try this at home to other people, maybe that would keep it up. you know don't try this at home to other people maybe that would keep it up but i don't know they'd take down all my fall videos because i'm putting others in danger and scaring old people with my falls like distress so i don't know but with the whole nudity thing i don't know why that gets taken down maybe they just change it though didn't they just make it so

you can put your tits on instagram really not me i just changed well why that gets taken down. Maybe they just change it, though. Didn't they just make it so that you can put your tits on Instagram? Really? Not me. Well, hers just got taken down and it was the exact same thing. And also, it's like, how boring is fucking how boring? And then also, there's nowhere to call. Like, it's not like you can try to get to Instagram, but they make it just so hard. Yeah, I wouldn't care if the rules applied for everybody but it's so unfair yeah the double

standard that's the thing that's so infuriating to breast hugging cupping and holding to be shown in posts i had um oh that's from 2020 anyway i had a um oh i see that's no yeah i had i had um the things that have gotten flagged on my thing that have really fucked with my algorithm and my business which is so annoying is whitney cummings posted something and i reposted it and wrote duh bitch with a heart flagged like my business is now in jeopardy because i wrote that then and i wrote back And I wrote back and I was, that's all. That's great. Then I did, I was doing a gig at a casino and it was like, there were these like tumbleweed, weird, gross, creepy, just like area outside of the casino.

And I did a promo there where I was like, hey guys, either see me tonight or you can see my special on Dateline when I'm murdered. either see me tonight or you can see my special on dateline when i'm murdered my i now am literally my my reach is now like shrunken oh yeah because of those two things and it's like are you guys fucking kidding well her whole thing got taken down my whole instagram for no reason at a million followers they just taken down and did you get at a million they took it down i had over a million followers and she even asked like why or like can we talk to the people who decided and they're like no it's just our decision serious it's been almost a year ago and instagram said um they told my management they were like

well you know we're not giving her her page back but here's the link to the community guidelines have her read it but i would have stuff taken down that were like like a selfie would get taken down i was cooking eggs one day and it got down for sexual this is why i'm thinking that instagram favors what they consider um good looking people to portray themselves and i don't think the same thing happened with bobby like he he put a picture of him naked but there was on i edited the photo myself full coverage like i put a emoji over his dick um i think in like only a couple weeks later there was a picture of steve-o full everything out with his girlfriend like super like sexual and that got didn't get taken down but bobby's did almost instantly. Did you see Eric Andre's Valentine's Day post?

Oh, with Emily. Did it stay up? Yeah, it's still up. But it's covered. But he's shown his... But she's naked in the back. And then she was saying that Bobby's was covered. Bobby's was completely covered.

And then also, Eric has posted his full dick on Instagram. I don't know how long it stayed i think that's two days tommy lee i mean that stayed up for probably like way longer than it should have i guess so i just have this theory that who they find attractive stays up well you know what if you had that theory there's a really good chance that it's true because look at how we keep finding these things out like even tiktok has gotten like it's come out that they push things through their algorithm that like the employees like so i think all this stuff nothing is fair like right oh no

it's so it's like if we suspect that it's probably true right what do we do though we just be ourselves i think we join trumps they take that be ourselves. I think we join Trump's. They take that out. Is the truth app or whatever it's called? Yeah. I'm getting on Parler. I told everyone, I said, I'll see you on Parler. Oh, it's Parler.

I said, I've had enough. It is so annoying. I've got to stay quiet at home alone. It's annoying. And it gets in the way of like content and comedy. Like I'll do like skits or, you know, not even just not even just pictures just like you know comedy and they'll take it down um you know when i first started years ago eight nine years ago people now are like oh your your videos are so different than they were i miss those videos i miss the things you used to do i'm like i can't post that i don't even wouldn't have a place to

post yeah right it puts you in a creative block yeah yes you can't truly just be yourself i know it is weird i got one too where i like i was holding a pill bottle and there was no you couldn't see what it was that got flagged too oh my you don't know what is this it's just it's to me you can't swear like when you said bitch that they probably flagged that i think the last thing that got taken down in mind was like a Mother's Day post where I said like happy Mother's Day or wish your mothers like a happy Mother's Day. And it was a picture of me like cupping Bobby's butt. But he wasn't even naked.

It was just a tiny bit of his tattoo on his butt showing. And it was just my hands down his pants. But his ass wasn't showing. I'm like, this is fucking lame as fuck is fucking but also isn't it people reporting it too yeah i don't i think it's more instagram i think that they should be the person who decides to take it down they should be like shown you know because it's so easy to make a decision behind a computer. Like Kylie Jenner. Yeah, you should be talking. Mark Zuckerberg, I'll be a good girl. And I will be a supportive and healthy, happy, good, pure girl for you.

Thank you for the like. Oh, wow. Good, pure girl. All your posts will stay up. And you need to eat your tomatoes, Paige. What's this for? She's got tomatoes. The nightshades.

I know what those nightshades are for. For her. For your gas. Oh, yeah. This one's pretty. We went to Eerie One. Are we supposed to eat that? We love Eerie One.

Yeah. Is that prettier than your grandmother's pussy? Ooh. I'm going to go for it. I really think about it. You got until the end of the... I'll let you know at the end. You really think about it.

Eat it. Does it taste the same to you? I was going to say, I should do a taste taste test we do a banana break just as uh she's like if i get demonetized you get demonetized annie what would you do if you found out that todd secretly like me and he didn't even know so it's, but that he had a kid that came forward. That would be cool. Really? Yeah.

I'd be like, oh, cool. We have a kid. I don't have to have or do really that much for. Oh, my dreams have come true. How long have y'all been together? Like three and a half years, maybe. Or maybe three now. Okay.

I think it's three. Because we kind of were together on Valentine's Day. Right before COVID. Because it was right before COVID. And then he. So is that four years or three years? Three. She's like, you're asking me math.

Three. I when COVID everyone's like, I feel like COVID was just yesterday. What I'm like, no, no, no. I feel like when I see people, I haven't seen you in eight years. They're like, I saw you three years ago. I'm like, oh, I'm like, wow, it's been a decade. Damn. How would you feel if you found out your partner had a kid that came forward?

Wait, better yet. How about this, Chelsea? You and Greg have been together for what, like 16 years? Yeah. Let's say the kid is eight years old. They're somewhere in the middle of their relationship. That's obviously, come on. But it was eight years ago now. Oh, it don't matter. now oh it don't matter yeah really dead oh yeah yeah show us on the

banana what you do don you say oh dude just fucking damn i wanted that damn uh yeah pager you in a relationship yeah how long six years i think um so let's suppose the kid is five and a half years old comes knocking at your door and is like hey like your your man is my dad i would say uh you're done yeah i'm not if he didn't know because i mean no i'm just i just don't want that right yeah you know i don't want to be taking care of a kid five five-year-old is it the kids the thing or the betrayal of it well i mean yeah and the cheating you got there i'm like so done with being cheated i'm like at this point i'm like if you cheat on me oh it's a wrap if you if i can't trust you and you lie to

me once then you're always gonna lie it's like i don't have cheaters helila you're in house single girl how would you date a guy who has kids as somebody who just recently went on a couple dates with someone with kids i wasn't turned off by it only because like i saw like what a great dad he was but also like this is gonna sound terrible he has daughters and like i really like i can i don't know like i i i'm good with daughters and young girls and i feel like it's very easy to click with them so no i didn't feel any type of way about it but i would have taken it much slower than had it been a guy with no kids like I would have really like what about if it was a boy on like a snail's pace I would have been more worried I think because I just like I don't have a lot of experience like

raising young boys I have experience raising like my nieces and I feel like I've done a really good job but I just would feel a lot more like nervous about like big boy energy i don't know what to do with that but um the snail space thing for sure like if he had no kids we probably would have been far progressed in our relationship i think that makes sense you have you kind of have to move slower when someone has kids i don't know why that like feels right to me. Well, because it involves, it's like a more serious commitment because you're also like becoming, even if you're not like obviously their parent,

you're like co-parenting. I was just talking to someone today about how his stepson, he realized he was an uncle to him. Like he had to give him uncle energy because he couldn't be what his father was. I thought that was cool. I like that.

Well, and for the kids too who knows like how much that guy's dating you don't want to just keep bringing your kid around these new people yeah yeah that might mess up their head like one a year like a teacher yeah yeah one each grade one a year yeah for sure because i remember my dad like dating people and I was like, who the hell? Who the hell is this? Did your mom and dad separate? Yeah, when I was eight. And how many?

Are you the youngest? Yeah. So after you, they separated. But all your brothers, all your siblings are all from the same mom. My dad had four and then four. Oh, there's eight of you? Yeah. Wow. Cool. I love it that's like

we're all we're all really close like show each other buttholes that's really like you know fun to have that big of a family it's fun it's a lot of fun yeah she's like what the hell i have a friend i have a friend that has a very large family and she was and they're older they're in their 50s and 60s now and they were saying they were like it's interesting throughout your life you become closer to you get like buddied up with each different times in your life have you found that yeah we all have a different relationship and in a good way yeah I feel though that's why me and Chelsea get along because she's like a motherly person. And I always attach myself to people who will take care of me. Yeah.

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Well, this question probably doesn't apply to Paige, but I was going to ask, do any of you guys ever fantasize about having like a long lost sibling? Hey, that could still happen yeah um never thought about that really you know am i the only one yeah yeah i feel like that would fuck up like the beautiful magical balance of my life it would be it would be cool like it wouldn't i wouldn't be like get out of here i'd be like yeah but it would be the seeing my because my parents have been together no offense oh i don't i don't give a shit we were happy my parents grow up or break up no i'm just kidding we were pumped when they got divorced were you it was like that yeah yeah they're they're still good friends that my stepdad

and mom have birthday parties for my dad they're all good oh i love it way better yeah that's cool and you got more like more presents more fam three christmases but yeah i wonder how i would feel if um there was a new girl that bobby was dating like really being loving towards my cats you know what i mean and taking pictures with my cats and posting it on instagram it'll be annoying but you'd get over it. It happens to the best of us. It's going to happen, bitch. It's going to happen. Did I give you permission to touch my cats? Damn, that would be a weird one.

That'd be hard. But that's when you have to like, you have to like get your ego out of it and just be happy that he is finding someone that is loving. Yeah. Because you wouldn't want them to not like your cat. That is true. You know, it's's like it's just that like well he didn't wasn't nice to me when i was being nice to my cat like he's being nice to her

you know it'd be like that type of thing probably yeah also in general like this is sort of a thing i'm trying to lean into is like there will never be another person like me there will always be someone prettier there will always be someone younger there will always be another person like me. There will always be someone prettier. There will always be someone younger. There will always be someone with bigger boobs, but there will never be someone else like me. And I feel like if you lean into that and you're like, oh, that person's petting my cats,

they're never going to be me. So go ahead. Right. Yeah. They're not getting that same thumbprint. What if they got... That's true. What if the girl... That's true. What if the girl got your specific implants put in her body?

Oh, you mean, okay, because I got my titties taken out. But I still have them. Now, what if you come to find that this girl has broken into... Yes, she's gone into the closet, the Kalilah closet. Well, they were supposed to go to Theo Vaughn. He has asked to own my implants. To own them. Is there is there like body matter on it can i get in on the fight there is a cause i mean it is i should just auction enough yeah put them on ebay slap those tits on ebay for sure i should huh they were not great you do have two

i have two i told theo i'd give him one maybe can you reuse them? Or what? Well, let's suppose you can. Let's suppose they've been sterilized, right? And then she takes them. She takes them. What would you do? Cut them out? And then Bobby's just fully enjoying them? Yeah, Bobby loves, he can't, he's titty fucking them.

And he posts pictures of them. He's like, look how great my- He's sleeping on, oh, I love these. There's something familiar about them, but better. Something better. You really are making my armpits. There is a like. Can you cut them out if you're like, those are mine?

Because I know Chris Hansen got in trouble for stealing license. He did something where he stole a license thing. And OJ Simpson, his trophy that got sold, he went to jail for stealing it. Can you, once she has it in her body, do you go to jail for chopping it out? Wait, what do you guys think? Taking it back? Like, if those are my implants, those were not given to her, they're obviously mine. They have a serial number on it.

Damn, easiest route, probably just call the cops. And what do I say? You don't think slice, slice first? Because if you're wrong, that's rough. You probably wouldn't get in trouble. You probably would not get in trouble for taking them but you probably get in trouble for slicing her open the slice it's the slice that'll get you in trouble yeah you know what we should have you around for more legal counsel you're good at this thank you the two of you none of us stand a chance

i'm gonna be in prison for life double life sentence well i'll be nice about it i'll go through the nipple so like the scarring wouldn't show a lot. Isn't the armpit the nicest way or no? I have mine in my nipple and you cannot see anything. Really? There's no, I have no scarring on my breasts at all. Do you have sensitivity in your nipple still? I have no feelings around the area that like on the inside here.

I don't know why, but you could, you could basically stab me there and I wouldn't feel anything it kind of sucks is that even now emotional like stab me even now i don't have like sensation like right on that what about on your nipple the nipple i do oh that's interesting what size of boobs did you have double d's and i here's a fucked up part i wanted c's i wanted full c's and i woke up with double d's and he said, well, I guess when he put the implants there, because I have far apart breasts. And what he said was the full C's would not give me like a true cleavage. And he took artistic liberties. And I remember waking up and being like, these are too big. I felt claustrophobic.

We need one doctor to just do you good. Just one. Multiple sizes bigger. Yeah. Not just all went up a size. Yeah. Do you mind if we look at a picture of you? No, no, no.

I can send you guys titty pictures. They were huge. How long did you have them in? Under two years. Wow. Because I was like. You never got used to them. You never. H yeah hated them hated the type of you didn't want that like they gave you something you didn't want do you think if you got in the seas you would stop them

in possibly possibly what did he say oh just massage them they'll go down yeah and he told me to massage them i think a little bit too hard because if you're telling an athlete to like you got to go hard. I think I went too hard. I caused, like, some internal, like, bleeding stuff. Because one tit became so hard that it stayed up here and the other stayed nice and soft. Mama's upset. Yeah.

That's not good of him to do that. He's a bad boy. Were you sleeping when he made that decision? I don't fucking know. But he's a, you know, he's a well-known Beverly Hills doctor. I obviously can't say his name because he signed that away too. Chelsea, you made the mistake of letting me know that you have a motherly caregiving personality. So I'm just curious, what kind of advice would you give to me as someone who's perpetually lonely on the inside?

Maybe it would be like a perfect day together that we what would you me and you yeah oh my god are you a fit do you like a physical like is that weird you out because i because i like to like physical like we i don't know i need that i need touch like i would lay on the couch and like just like because you're so tiny you would fit right here just perfectly we could spoon all day you got like one of those holders for her oh a little baby strap yes like dr evil I'm definitely fantasizing about that kind of a day I'm serious and you're so little and I love like you know spooning people and not even a weird I don't get weirded out I'll just spoon people no totally but I think you guys should walk around venice but you and a baby bjorn okay yeah walking let's walk in or a stroller and i'll cook you dinner and make

your plate and i'll ask you did you want mac and cheese you want another scoop you want you guys like i'm literally having physical reactions right now just like the way you're saying it and i'll be like what do you want to drink i'll make you a drink did you want a straw you know i'll make sure you're fed and and snuggled oh gosh that'd be great dude and not even weird wait what city do you live in no you'll have to come see me in nashville okay yes would you run her a bath like a bubble she loves baths yes esther rubber ducky all of your toys and stuff you do have to wash her hair with dish soap though there's a there's one caveat what you got going on in there we could do it like it's for social media but i would definitely love for you to bathe me page that page is a good question do you not let dave do that for you he's like not really he's over nurturing he's

it's just different like he would not bathe me dave does a lot dave does do a lot dave does a lot dave will bring her her popcorn maybe not seasoned correct but he'll bring it he does but then it's like yeah i have a lot of needs i don't think one person is enough could you need like a Todd? Because Todd will, there's not like an end to the things he's doing. So like he can bring me something and then there's another thing that could be brought. Yeah. Then it's like, fuck, I'll just do it myself.

Yeah. At that point. Every once in a while he's like, like, I'm done. And I'm like, okay. That's it. No more. I got enough from you. Yeah.

Well, you guys, you,sea you and annie have a lot in common and i found this out yesterday you guys are obsessed with crab legs it's my number one favorite thing in the king crab legs listen i'm a snow crab but i'll do king too but king is sometimes too salty for me whoa i know it's offensive okay but i also think i can get so much more and i feel like so much of the king crab is like the weight of it is the shell yes and you're and you are right on that um i love all crablet i mean i will do the crab claw if crab claws are on the menu i'm ordering all yes any any crab king is my number one and obviously it's the king yes it is the king um oh god you know about the shortage yes it's upsetting well oh yeah and if if price is double oh no there's price is not

money doesn't factor into this at all okay over the pandemic in the beginning i was still very i was struggling it was in my struggling phase when i got my check my trump check i was in a line there was a line of people all of us had our checks we were in line at hot and juicy which is now r.i.p hot and juicy is gone wait what okay i know hot and juicy closed down so like what has been your alternative for crab legs you know i just we just you go on postmates there's a couple near closer to can i suggest have you guys ever been to the San Pedro pier? I've been to San Pedro myself. You can just choose

whatever seafood and you have them cook it whatever way you want. In San Pedro at the births. I love births. Gotta go. It's always where I go with my family for seafood. It's really fun. Since hot and juicy has gone under. I wanted to ask you guys about casino buffets um is there um best case scenario yeah is there a

strategy that you have is there a favorite casino buffet and is there a strategy of how you attack a buffet what's how do you open how do you close it's crab legs and you open with the crab legs yes crab legs yes you might have water no carbonated beverage wait why oh because it gets a broom okay no bread i don't bread up front i don't do bread i'm telling you i will do like one or two things but i'm getting them just kind of have look like i have a variety but i'm going i'm i would say 99.9 crab leg also sorry i know that this is like not environmentally friendly or whatever, but I have a policy where whenever I go back up, I start with a new plate.

I want to start over. I want to have a fresh slate. Oh, I respect that. Oh, yeah. I'm a fresh plate guy. I like to listen. I'll get a fresh plate, but I'll leave that shit on the table. I want to see my mess.

Yeah. I'm proud of my mess. Yeah. It's a trophy. At a buffet. Like, I want you to know I'm getting my money's worth i'm getting it all but i will i mean the piles of crab legs yeah your favorite like take a few yeah no no and the prime rib yeah yeah top two carving stations have yes but carving stations are not an opener um you kind of are like maybe right in the middle, I think halfway.

What is your favorite casino buffet? Well, because I did so many growing up. We went to so many in like, you know, different parts of Illinois. Like where's dad? Where'd daddy go? But I haven't done any of the elite Vegas ones because I think like, maybe I went to the Wynn once with Dave, but I just, I do feel in my heart of hearts that actually like all of us, I was going to say this about us three, but you guys are included in this too.

Doesn't it feel like we all potentially could have met each other at a casino buffet? That's how all of these yeah started at a casino look at us i can see that yes yes it is my happy place just walking into casino in general i was like i'm so happy oh the smell oh everything's perfect i love vegas but i will say as a baby i think we could really open those crab legs for you have the meat ready for you you don't like crab i've never had them but do you think it's the chore of well the experience of having someone actually get it out for you is really something you have to catch them though why catch lobster i can't get crab crabs a little bit deeper spiny lobster yeah i have a lobster yeah do you guys cook i'm going on three years i yourself three years um yeah if i go get my own lobster i i'll i'll cook on myself we will

we'll go get lobsters and we'll there's a way i i yeah yeah i like crab better but yes i like lobster yeah yeah yeah you gotta have crab legs honeys i know i'm not okay for you okay oh my god it's but you can you know the type of girl that she is. She's explaining it. So there's a lot of work to do. So maybe it needs to be more. Well, I think I've just... The like touching the...

There's a little thing. Okay. Yeah. And there's a way to do it. There's a strategy. There's a way. Once you know what you're doing, it's nothing. Do you like activity foods like sunflower seeds?

Oh, like pistachios? Yeah. Okay. Activityios yeah okay activity foods oh yeah crab legs are part of that homework food yeah yeah sometimes you just don't get enough though like on artichokes oh that's so annoying it's so good and there's so little there i know i'm getting stressed life hack i started just chewing my artichoke i was like you know what i'm just gonna eat the bad part i did last time i got artichoke i was like fuck you artichoke i will just crunch this it's stabbing you on the way you're just bleeding i don't fucking care i'll see this is why i eliminate all of that frustration i go to trader joe's and i get their grilled artichoke and it's just all the hearts but grilled and it has that same joy of... It's so much better. There's no way there's the same joy.

You haven't plucked, plucked, plucked. Yeah, because it's not quite an activity food. You didn't like... But just please try to treat your Joes like grilled artichokes. Okay. It is such a joy. In the frozen?

Yeah. It's not frozen. No, no, no. It's in a... It's an oil. Yeah, it's saturated in oil. It's delicious. Okay, I'm excited.

I'll try it. Yes, me too. Because I go by the jar. My artichokes put it in pasta. It's delicious. Okay, I'm excited. I'll try it. Yes, me too. Because I go by the jar. The artichokes put it in pasta. Yep, exactly. Good. I would like, I would just, I want like two your bun crab legs right now. Oh.

I'm so pissed there's not just a pile of crab legs right here. Are you dipping, are you a butter guy? Of course, yes. Oh, I'm dipping my whole hand in the butter. Yes, everything's in the butter. And sometimes they put the garlic in. It's like, look, I'm not going to be mad at you if you do it, but I just need regular butter.

I'm fine with it. Yep. Same. I'm with her. I mean, we talked about the crab boil yesterday. Because then you have a lot of like burpage afterwards. This is why like I like boiling crab, but I'm not obsessed with boiling crab because I really do like the flavor of just a seafood with butter and the option for garlic and

spice if I need it. Yeah. Naked with the butter. And the option for garlic and spice if I need it. Yeah. Naked with the butter. I love garlic. Damn, that sounds good. I am like. I love garlic. Damn.

We're not eating crab legs. Oh my God. I'm having like, I'm starting to get sweat. We should have just had a crab boil. I know. This is it. Just filmed a crab boil. My auntie will make, she calls it the dump.

She puts like sausage, crab legs, shrimp, potatoes, corn, put some spices and everything. And then she just dumps it on the table. That's what we, that's it. Yeah, the crab boil. We do it in my backyard all the time with my best friend, Corey, and he does it so well. It's such a joy.

Guys, I'm sick. It's good to have friends that can cook who's the best cook out of you three it's got to be her because i've had her food there's a salt and sugar issue here you get them mixed up honeys i made her some vegan cookies in the pandemic and i thought they were the best cookies i've ever it was like i thought it was like a joke i was like are we kidding it's like gummy and dry at the same time they were a really unique consistency i think you just accomplished making them you were so excited i cooked a lot in the pandemic but it was very you know experiment yeah yeah are you a good cook i am that's something that i'm really proud of i

cook every day i also uh i cook every day of my life. What do you make? Today I'm making chicken tinola, which is like kind of like a soup. It's with, it's chicken thighs with the regular mirepoix, which is the carrot, celery, and the onions. And then I add ginger and cabbage. And it's just a very soothing kind of cold weather meal. That's what i'm making tonight like a chunk of like cooked ginger and something really ginger is everything it cuts through everything but um lemongrass you're putting lemon oh i cook a lot with sometimes i cook with lemongrass but i cook a lot of filipino food yeah because it's like comforting to me i love

stews i'm a stew queen is that dish you just described a filipino dish uh a version of Filipino food. Yeah. Because it's like comforting to me. I love stews. I'm a stew queen. Is that dish you just described a Filipino dish? A version of it. It usually has this other leaf called malunggay, which is like a small little baby leafy thing, but I don't find it easily here.

And it has, have you guys heard of chayote? Chayote is like a, we call it sayote, but it's like a green kind of squash. Uh-uh. But it's very soothing. I wish i could cook for you guys please do yes we'll contribute dude next time we'll have a crab boil and you can make us a stew i would love that i'm dead serious yeah we never crab oil like yes but we gotta get back we gotta get the seafood from like the asian markets

okay yes yes yes go to san gabriel i'm gonna have todd's mom take me to a seafood market and get me We gotta get the seafood from like the Asian markets. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Go to San Gabriel. I'm gonna have Todd's mom take me to a seafood market and get me the craziest thing. I would trust Todd's mom. Oh, she's my favorite restaurant. She's everything. How's Todd doing?

He's the best. I've never even met him. How's he doing? Todd's my whole heart. On Valentine's Day, he posted a very cute thing. I love my Todd love my time so cute oh how do you guys meet he worked at the comedy store he was in the basement i said you're not supposed to be down here and i plucked him and i said if you want to meet my friends i have to not

meet yours and then we just ushered him up into life now he's an emmy award winner oh hell wow at flick shows he works on my solo podcast annie wood, he's the best. He spruced up from that basement. I knew. I saw him. I go, I just got to get you out of here. Get you upstairs. I didn't pitch him to anyone. He just got around people and they just smelled his talent. You are kind of a kingmaker, Annie. I just saw and I was like, I just need to get them there

and then I just can be hands off. That's how you found me in a basement. I found you loitering around the basement off. That's how you found me in a basement. I found you close to the loitering around the basement area. That's true actually. We met right where you met Todd. Actually right like steps away from where I met Todd. And I said you're supposed to be down there.

You pushed me down. By the way are those stairs not the most fall downable stairs? At the comedy store which by the way Don't tell Paige that. We'll be here for a couple days. If you want to come to the comedy store i'm there wednesday are you there wednesday i'm there tonight i didn't i don't think oh because your boyfriend's out of town yeah i'm just like i wanted to go but then i was like todd should we like i don't know have anal or do something yeah yeah i don't want to you know for god is anal still on the table for you and greg and

for you and your boyfriend six years in 16 years in it's um like once every couple years type of thing okay that makes sense that's reasonable maybe if we revisit this it'll be different yeah still the same yeah but i'll do it yeah i'll do it it's not off the table for sure but it's not like the first thing that pops into my head it's not an appetizer like it's definitely has to be a for a special event my buttholes must be tight or something because it it's not it hurts you know yeah oh yeah yeah i don't know that it's like a loose tight butthole thing i think it's a ability to relax the muscles but i don't have that there's no relaxation i don't think my brain like goes to my asshole there's's no way I can relax my sphincter. It feels like my,

yeah, it feels like my asshole's on its own. Oh man. It's like on its own island. It has its own brain, its own thoughts. Yeah. And they're not front with mine.

And they're not matched up. You can take poppers, I heard. Which I would like to just take, honestly. What? Does anyone here had that? What?

What does poppers do? I guess it relaxes your sphincter muscle i think i know someone in the room that's had poppers oh for real this is a good look was it good what happened i i mean i didn't have anal sex but i just got really high oh yeah you didn't put anything in your butt at all no i mean he's so full of shit this is where we find carlos i would tell you anal gay crazy shit okay talk about syphilis with you not right oh yeah syphilis is for everyone did it do something to your butt what is up oh i didn't experience that i was just like no tingle in your butthole at all no guys. Guys, I've been jumping on a trampoline.

I got to tell you, like all of your body, you get fucked up from it. It feels good. I got a trampoline, like one of those mini trampolines, and it was making me really horny to bounce on it. I think because maybe like air was going inside. I was getting like air fucked. I was like, oh my God. Pussy lips were jiggling. Yes, everything was like.

Really? They were swinging up. Yeah. Smacking me. The wind was, they were back winded and they were whipped forward oh my god i have never felt that wow you've never lived you're not jumping hard i need to jump higher yes you never been airflexed no i'm slow i'll blow right into you yeah fly up you gotta fly up more maybe you guys could double bounce me we'll get you through the room

the moon holy moly dude but it was like i was like is this a thing i haven't looked it up will you look up if bouncing makes you horny or why it would bouncing makes it should it should it really was like a well my i'm going to rolfing where this guy's like doing this it's like a really deep like it's a series of um massages where they go and they're trying to like figure out structurally what's going on with your body and they go deep into the fascia and like reset where your bones are what's it called it's called rolfing like roll on the floor laughing and um crazy it was the specific bounce well you know what it kind of is you know when you're on a roller coaster you get kind of horny right yeah it was like that don't feel that on roller coasters

at all are you motion sick no i'm terrified for my life i'm trying to survive part that doesn't mean that i'm sporting all over the place listen on my deathbed it will be wet let's just say oh my god i'll be in the wet spot i will be in the wet spot i love it i love my boyfriend todd who we were talking about todd is uh my todd he is motion sick so he can't go on roller coasters and it's so sad me and todd could sip ourselves i was do you think that i didn't immediately think that when you're you were in my peripheral and i was saying that but i was was thinking about that because I just love being scared. But Todd likes – he likes slasher. He likes to be scared.

He just can't do the motion. Not a physical. He can't do the physical. Right. Wait, that's actually surprising because I – or no. I think there's like this study that says couples who – I remember this. Yes.

You're more compatible if you both like horror or if you both like like rides but i think it is because he can't go it's not like he has the personality of someone that would like a ride yeah he just physically is that he's like can't control boy i'm like yeah i can't believe i'm gonna marry puke boy yeah yeah because growing up you know that friend you're marrying todd yeah we're gonna get the roller coaster we're like pre-engaged we have a ring we have a ring but he has to get it put together i've been pre-engaged with every guy i've ever met well listen i know carlos you'd be lucky carlos did you get a friend i was gonna slap him across the room he was about to

get sent up to the moon um we're gonna double bounce you carlos if you ever say that again double bounce are there things you guys find hot in like weird things you find hot in men that you think others would be like what the fuck maybe like like a physical thing no yes yeah it looks like he's been through something but it was he was just born with it a cleft lip came in fighting you came in in a knife fight let's go but i feel like joaquin phoenix and the other guy from your um but joaquin also has that thing too from what um um my best friend's wedding for my best friend's wedding yeah dermot mel roney yes yes him so my best friend's wedding kind of ruined my life do you remember this movie vaguely i know you're talking about the premise of the movie so the premise of the movie is spoiler

guys it came out in 1990 fucking sex page hates movies yeah she's not a movie i don't hate them i just cannot stay awake i don't like don't ever talk to me like that i love movies i love movies not at me twirling her hair yeah bitch Are there any weird things that you're just like, wow, I find that so hot in a guy but maybe not. Maybe like not quite the cleft palate thing but maybe like

if they take off a hat and it's like sweaty. That's kind of attractive sometimes. He's been working in the field. He's been out there on the tractor. He's been on the tractor or maybe he's sweating because his penis

got stuck in the zipper and your mind's over naked or like chest i don't know i like hair kind of yeah i like big noses me too yeah but that's very on trend when they have like that bump oh look at mine even in women yes that is ever since i was a little girl i have been so i thought that was so beautiful you want to fuck my nose i would i'd let you rub my clit on it yeah i wanted to get and i didn't bring it in time i didn't get it in time i wanted to get edible underwear and see if i could make you guys eat each other who you mean oh they could just watch come on i'd watch i'd watch no i like i don't want to make you uncomfortable page but i do think your nose is really beautiful and it's like very attractive thank you have i

always told you that everyone can have a i love good prominent nose i like yeah thank you biggest thing and todd doesn't have like an outward big nose but it's like it's like wide and like round and it's so cute wait what is the plot of My Best Friends? Okay, so the plot of My Best Friends that ruined my life. So it's these guy and girl friends growing up. And they have gone separate ways, Julia Roberts and Dermot Maroney. And Julia Roberts gets a call from Dermot Maroney. Hey, I got to talk to you. They're both turning 30, I think.

Got to talk to you about something. Give me a call back. Miss you, love you, whatever. Hangs up. She's talking to her gay friend. She goes, oh, I have this friend and we had this thing in college where if we weren't married by 30, we would get married. And then she's like, wait, that's why he's calling me. I'm not ready to get married. So she's so nervous about it. So then she finally calls him back and it turns out he's like, I met the love of my life. I'm getting married to Cameron Diaz who's bubbly and stupid and cute. And so now

she's like, wait, you're not going to marry me? Then she gets so jealous and then she's like pissed that he's marrying this girl and then it's all about letting go. The whole thing is about- And why did that ruin your life? Because I was in that my whole young adult life me like pining over one of my guy friends feeling like we were gonna end up together and then they like meet someone and then feeling like never like getting it i mean i got over that but you're not waiting for that call oh god she found todd yeah no i found my guy but also if any of them called me i would say i got over that about 10 years ago. Yeah.

It was just like, I remember watching that movie and being like, this is my life. Oh, I need to rewatch it. I know, it sounds really good. I saw it when I was so little that I don't remember anything about it. Just a little. Thank you. Another great rom-com that is one of my favorites is with Cameron Diaz as well as The Holiday. Oh, yeah.

That one's a really sweet one. I just love her. Yeah, Cameron's great. Write that down, okay? The best Cameron Diaz movie, though, come. Oh, yeah. That one's a really sweet one. I just love her. Write that down. The best Cameron Diaz movie though, come on, is The Sweetest Thing. Yes. That's like a crazy girl movie. Yeah. With Christina Applegate. Yeah. Couldn't she get her tongue ring stuck on a dick?

Something. What's something they did a couple years ago? Both had MS. Oh, maybe that too. Oh, I didn't want to bring it up but it is they have ms out of three of them who who christina applegate and selma and i wish them well but cameron you better get yourself checked bitch what the hell's going on the sweetest thing how did they get that i don't know you delivered it like a joke they both have ms yeah i didn't even know that they're complete but it's like you're right they do how did this happen maybe on set or something anyway they're doing it from craft services yeah craft services

when was the first time you discovered that you were a fart artist and why do we have tomatoes right next to you well we familiarize because i yeah we can do that too um that tight butthole let's see how tight that bottle is yeah i guess we'll figure out figure that one out uh at what age were you like i think i can do this and this is a life path for me well when my sister was pregnant i think like five years ago i'm like you know what i need to fart the out the baby baby powder to like you know everyone was doing the gender reveals at that time huge you know oh my god and i wanted to make a make fun of it yeah so that's when i farted the blue powder out of my butt and i'm like i have to do this before nobody else nobody else is probably even thinking about it right but that's when I first did it and once you do

something you know people latch on now I can't even do anything with where's the fart yeah what are you tired wait wait are you tired of farting then are you are you are you at a point in your life where you're like you know what like I don't want to fart anymore no because i i'm gonna try to make some money off of it well the girl who was telling her farts she almost died oh that that was a girl from um a reality show she was farting in jars and she almost died it was the 90 day fiance one the girl who went to australia um but she started monetizing her farts and i think her diet consisted of just really gaseous foods like onions and beans for breakfast that might be a bubble that never pops yeah that could be me wow tomatoes make me fart but i don't know if anyone else is doing fart art the way you are yeah yeah they're farting in jars but you found a way to really

make it artsy there really is something very maria bramovich about you is you really are this like performance artist the way you fall isn't just like oh brachovich oh wait there is is there a cancer cluster okay no i think that like there are people where you can watch videos and be like, all right, like they, you're full commitment. You throw your body into situations. Like I've watched, I've grown up like watching jackass and those guys kind of don't have anything on you. They need to do better. They do need to do better. And I cannot believe they didn't pick you to be on that last movie.

I'm like, you guys. Were you in the running? Did you even know it was happening? A little because I talked to Steve-O's manager sometimes. But like, I think they maybe wanted me to go do something with what's his name? Zachass. Yeah. But it wasn't like falling.

I think it was maybe going down a skate like a 50 foot skateboard ramp which i'm not a skater yeah so not very smart for me to just okay sure but you don't really have a whole lot of yeah let me go bash my face for this but you don't have a whole lot of like fear around like being physically hurt because you launch your body because with the falls i don't get really just like a couple bruises you know on the on the knees. But other than that, I'm good. Do you fall like do you have like a little technique? Yeah. Yeah, definitely a technique.

Arms first. It's my legs first. Like for as long as my hips and stuff hit the ground, then it's like. And do you look back at your tapes and you're like, that was a good fall. That wasn't a good fall. And what's been your favorite fall? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely. Let's call this segment the legend of the fall the in and out fall was probably have you seen that one probably no can we pull up the in and out fall

i love that's bobby's favorite one i never like yeah it's on instagram i did used to do pratfalls i did a bet with this guy at the comedy store where we had to do this was like four or five years ago we had to do could be eight who knows um we had to do three pratfalls in one week coming onto the stage at the comedy store and we could not acknowledge that we did it on purpose so you would just bomb for 15 minutes afterwards but I never did it like I never got hurt hurt but I had no method and it was like a matter of time but I was able and i would always bring cup on for effect i'd have a cup of water and trip and get it all in front of me and you can't warn the person before you either that's the thing like the things you're holding is what makes the regalist and the sound definitely i actually can't see because the camera oh yeah that's so good pig you got to get a full a full tray of things and then have your hair out whipping yep wait that is like as a person who's a trained

dancer like that is beautiful choreography but you should just go through all of her falls and i'm telling you it's artful it is no. No, that's not, that's fucking skill. And now how long after are you holding the, I just fell the whole time? I, I just go to, oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. And people are like. My tampons. This is so embarrassing.

I dropped all my tampons. Yeah. I'm just gaslighting them so I don't get kicked out. Wait, this is you and Chelsea's. This isn't, where is this? Are you guys friends? Do you know Ed On Master? Yeah, we actually did something with him, but never got to see it.

I think it would be cool to do the fall and then like everyone saw and then like ask someone on a date. Like do the most and make it even worse. Will you fuck me? She's so horny. If no one tries to help her up she'll literally just go you like hold hold up her hand like and they'll come over and help her that's what i know the skate yeah i'm definitely afraid to like go like ah because yeah if you put people in distress then they're taking

it down oh whack so i just have to silently fall and she'll come up and we do a whole thing where she'll hold a starbucks and then or big gulp and then she'll be like you almost made me spill my big gulp this is 287 and people be like oh my gosh and she's like i'll beat your ass too we need to do another one it's been a while yeah yeah this old lady yelled at me once on on that video in ocean beach in san diego because i was like kicking her where she fell she fell into me and they don't know we know each other and that we're you know and so i was kicking her and this lady this old lady just got so mad at me well i what i i even like was like fuck you lady or something i don't know yeah it's fun dude it's fun to get in public yeah this boyfriend

and this is very tame but we would just we just knew that we had this agreement that we may get in a fake fight at any point anytime in public so we'd just be like at home depot and everything would be fine i'd be like fuck you and it'd be like we just create like we would improvise whatever the fight was going to be about like my grandmother was dying you said i couldn't go she's fucking dead she's dead you know we didn't have cell phones or anything really that's the best though it's fun those memories i would beg my friends i'd be like let's do a fake fight it would be in the cafeteria come on let's do it and no one would do it with you i was just got in a real fight with them as you're being a bitch about this thing

i love that shit i want to do pranks with you guys i'll follow oh dude i'd love to do shit with you guys let's do it let's plan for that i'm like trying to get more like because i have it in me to be pranky but then there's this like little part of me you know i know that you battle this like the part of you're like like oh are people gonna get like upset and then you have to like push through that and once you push there's always the funniest thing and it's just gotta look real and they they can't know that you're filming and you want to do it yeah want to like there's that instinct for me at least to be like it's fake you know but then you're like we never tell people that we're nothing yeah ever because if you say it's fake they're like okay well we need you to sign this do this you know it's all

real and you're getting the hell out of it yeah i wish i had stayed with this but I gave in but I had this guy Damien Leone who did Terrifier 2 which is this like movie I'm obsessed with. He does these slasher makeup and stuff so I had him do all the effects on my face like where my face was all cut up and it was for my podcast but then I had a spot that night and I didn't want

to take the makeup off so I was like I was like I'll just go to the comedy store with it on. So I had my face like all sliced up on stage and i made it i pretended that uh leslie jones had beat me up beforehand because she was ahead of me but i only let that go for like a minute because everyone was so worried about me like it's hard they did look really real i saw your story and i was like if i know annie at all i know this is definitely fake i was a little smiley but then i go on stage and then i like reveal and then there's a guy in the front row whose face is sliced up.

He had gotten hit by a car the week before. I was like, what are the fucking chances that you're sitting right here right now? And his face was just, it was so crazy. Hit by a car? I did. No, I 100% did. Like that's too crazy. It always happens like that. Hey guy got hit by a car and did no i 100 did like that's too crazy it always happens like that hey guy

got hit by a car and still showed up yeah yeah that's how much he loves comedy big fan i know i was like ew did you come for me i saw somebody get hit by a car in la really did they live she had two masks on that's how much she wanted to live and got hit by a car. Did the car have a double mask? Oh, double masked. You know cars have those bras? Yes. Car masks? That had two on two?

Like, oh my God. It probably obscured her line of vision because it was probably so high up here and she didn't have like peripheral vision. The car ran a red light. Oh. The car hit her and bounced back and she's just laying there and i don't think people really wanted to touch her everyone was like yeah everyone started going up to her like that well it's kind of tricky when you go like when it's like a someone who could have broken their neck yeah you don't want to move them so like and especially if you're somebody like if you're a regular citizen trying to help you're protected but if you're someone who's a nurse and you fuck something up then you could be in trouble so you there's always that one

psycho that's like give me a big pen right so like my sister so if someone's on the plane in like medical like in need of anything medical, my sister is not being like, I'll help. She always is just like, if they call and there, no one else stands up, then I'll go. But there's always like a legal.

Yeah. She's a lot. Yeah. That's good to know. So if I'm ever in a situation, I'm going to be like, who's the nurse hiding. They could have at least like popped off one mask for some breathing maybe her

mask stay on stayed on wow damn and did we do we know the outcome i it wasn't looking good when i saw when i saw the car bounce back you know that's not good bounced back that's when you know was she big an older shorter bigger lady yeah that woman's dead she's passed oh r.i.p yeah god bless well page um i i'm looking at those tomatoes and tomatoes make me shit blood they really do is the one food i can't have like tomato sauce on anything because i just straight up shit blood they really do is the one food i can't have like tomato sauce on anything because i just straight up shit blood they're nightshades i don't like nightshade i love the taste i don't think it matters whether you like them i don't think they like you i don't think they like me either and i'm looking at them and i don't want you to eat them because i don't want you to be gassy and uncomfortable i want you to be farting to fart and oh she's

been eating on them oh you have been eating haven't you yeah eating on them is so funny i know that's just how you talk but i could probably i have to leave early okay i'm gonna head out yeah yeah she's got to go eat on her day oh masturbate to this conversation and you're taking donut yeah oh sorry that's okay all they only have each other they can i hold her real quick for you leave were you gonna try to fart though um are we farting or what i'm telling you right now page if i eat that it's not fart that's gonna come out it's gonna be pure red squirting onto canvas do you need to fart page i could definitely try right now i think at least

give it a go we gotta give it a go after all this chat yeah yeah yeah yeah and if there's anything i can do to help you like assist you in any way like i'm game okay i'll let you know for sure sometimes the heart's instant and sometimes we'll be here for 30 minutes listen i'm waiting i'm waiting sit back no i think it's coming for real okay but i will say i did not take a doo-doo before this so if it smells like straight doo-doo oh that's fine a poop fart yeah oh those are not good you know esther for for someone who says she loves human smells i really feel like she would have really she bounced dude and i just we can bottle it up i were getting esther around a corpse because i'm calling that

bluff around a corpse there's not a fucking chance she'd be chill around a corpse. On her birthday, take blindfold her like you're going to take her. We have a great surprise for your biggest wish. And then leave her at the cold morgue. Yeah, leave her. But we should rig it to just to fuck with her where there's like something poking into the hands of a thing. Oh my gosh.

She wouldn't forget. Esther seems game for a surprise. This girl, her friends wouldn't have that fake fight with her because if you surprise Esther in the wrong way, you'll have three years off of Esther. Oh. Esther will hibernate for me. She's so sweet. She's a surprise hibernator. She's sweet.

What we got? No, she's a little munchkin. What color are you? Hobby Lobby. I guess pink. By the way, that is the greatest gender reveal. I have that instinct, too. Always like when there's the popular thing people are doing, you're like, how can I make fun of her?

Yeah. So this is the powder you get from Party City? Yeah. Yes. You know what? They need to sponsor me. Wait, can I just see the ingredients? I hope it's not talcum. It's definitely not good it's definitely not good what it's meant to be in a balloon not a cow cum powder

cow cum yeah cow cum that's like damn eat on that damn eat on that i'll tell you what's not good about it so it's not it doesn't haveum powder, but it does have red dye. Oh. Oh, yeah. Love consuming red dye. That's talk. Red dye's great. Good for you.

Red 40 is my. You're right. I love red 40. I like Agent Orange. Oh, yeah. Am I tripping or where's the. Oh. Oh, I brought a canvas.

But I have to hurry up and paint the canvas. And then I think I'm pretty much good for a good fart. Oh. Should I go wipe my butthole. No, no. Who cares? Who cares? Paige, should I pack the powder?

You want one of them to do it? Yes, ma'am. I can pack your powder, Paige, if you want. I know. Astor always leaves on the gay parts, huh? But tell me, Chelsea, can you show me how to pack powder properly? I feel like your pants need to be down a little more. Come on. Come on, get them down.

Well, I don't want them to get demonetized. Well, we'll blur. Okay. Okay, hold on. Let me pack. Let me pack. Should we put a mic down by the ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

Esther's mic. Yeah, she messed it up. Okay, that's how you pack it. You pack it, you kind of open it a little bit. Okay, yeah, open you pack it. You pack it. You kind of open it a little bit. Okay. Yeah, open the cheeks a little. That's it. That was it, bro.

Oh, my hand got warm. Bro, that was it. Wow. Can I poop on you or something? No, no, no. You're good. The farts were amazing. Yeah. Maybe I didn't put enough hodgepodge on do we think

well look it's there's some pink on there and I think that's enough the smell of the fart with the yeah this is art people just fucking splat paint on a thing the smell of the fart with the sorry no with the thing together is funny

it's like a 2D. Oh, what are we saying? Thank you, everybody, for being here and supporting Trash Tuesday. They're wonderful women. They really are. Paige, I just want to say before we wrap this up and chelsea that i haven't been i know that people get into these like circle jerks and do these bonding things and get to know people that way this couldn't have been a more bonding experience for me like at the wrong time and i feel so much closer

to you guys and i feel like we're family now and i really have such a deep love for the both of you. So thank you for doing this. Thank you for your. Oh, shit. Thank you for thank you for your contribution to the art world. I think there are a lot of pretentious art bros out in the world right now. A lot of pretentious artists who are nepo babies who are putting, you know, stuff that I'm like, what are you guys even doing? This to me is real performance art. And I'm so glad you exist. And thank you guys so much for watching another

episode of Trash Tuesday. We hope you enjoy this because we sure did. And we'll see you next week.