Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Girls' Guide to Getting Girls

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

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Well, I just think comedy is like for men. Yeah. And so we decided to make a big change. It took us a long time behind the scenes to kind of orchestrate this. But it worked. It was all amicable. Yeah. No, absolutely.

A hundred percent. And I went to Skankfest. Yes. I thought, what better than getting like some Skankfest energy up in this bitch and it just so happens that when Annie went to Skankfest she met someone there that we felt like was going to be the exact right fit for Trash Tuesday

and so we are making the big change and we're really really excited to introduce you guys to the new co-host of trash tuesday all right bring him out bring him out his name is kyle it's kyle he's uh he won't ever say anything about being a girl he's got really broad shoulders kyle what's up tell us what you think our fans are missing what's up little sluts today everyone's called sluts instead of slugs now there i actually am having sexual tension with

kyle see it's like we can get a completely different person here complete different gender and esther will still have the same vibe now you guys have questions for me yeah kyle what are your thoughts on comedy and comedians i think comedians have their heads so far up their own asses oh um you know name one name one and you know we'll see where i go with it You know, name one, name one, and you know, we'll see where I go with it. Annie, no! Annie, no! Annie, no! You know, I work out with d*** when we go to the same gym, actually.

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I'm scared. We should have a doctor on site. Honestly, are we even allowed to talk about this? I feel like you've heard enough and secret time and you see it when you believe it. You see it. It's going to be amazing. So fun. We are going to be very interactive with you guys on the live stream chat.

And it's all going down November 17th at 7 p.m. Pacific time. Again, you can get your tickets at moment.co slash trash Tuesday. Get tickets at moment.co slash trash Tuesday. All right, you guys. I'm so excited sluggies. I am on the road. I'm bringing Jesse jet ski juicy Johnson with me to San Jose next weekend on the 11th and 12th with Josh Potter. Maybe that's two weekends from now. I don't know math or calendars. It's going to be so fun. Please come out to that one. I will then be the 17th and 18th. I will be in Plano, Texas. Then we just added some more dates. I'm going to be in Las Vegas. I'm going to be in Michigan. I'm going to be in a bunch of places. Go to

Annie Letterman dot com slash shows. I cannot wait to meet you. Hi, slugs. My tour is starting so soon. It is time to get tickets. I'm coming to San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, and Phoenix, my favorite places. You can get tickets at EstherOnIce.com. I can't wait. Hi, you guys. I've missed you. Uh-oh. Here we are again. I love this. Here we are again. I love this, Esther. What, the missing-

I want to cuddle you when you look like this. Here we are. I love this, Esther. I want to cuddle you when you look like this. Oh, I had a feeling this was a very Kalilah bathing shirt. Well, it's actually, it makes me want to hold you tight. What it is is, can I tell you what it is? Is that Esther like has recently had her hair and makeup done. So it still looks good. I think so. Cause she had the girl.

And you're falling for it. Cause she kind of is making it look like a little messy, but it's not. It's because professionals were involved. It's true. I'm holding on to it for a few more days than I should legally be able to. But that's the hottest look, right? Like falling asleep in your makeup. What are you in Esther's movie?

What are you going to be in it? You know, Annie, that's a really good question. Oh, because it's so interesting. Everyone I seem to meet is in Esther's movie. Including my ex-boyfriend. It's just so, you know what's so crazy um your new boyfriend trevor too um it's just everyone i run to it's like it's like i'm bumping into the stars of esther's i it's you know what it reminds me of alone together it reminds me a little bit of alone together you know i have this isn't a sound fake i literally have very little to do

wait one second annie i am in the movie i know you she's not gonna cover the tattoo my character is by the way i'm so glad there's not an annie on that one i am that is when i'm not there's no fomo for that you charge me for the tattoo no my character is a tiger rally fan i've decided is that for real well no but just in my head because there's a freaking klyla tattoo although it is confusing because bobby is is actually in the movie so i don't know but you said that this will be like a girl that my character met in hawaii in hawaii yeah yeah that i fell in love with or something had like a like a three day just love affair yeah that's very on on brand yeah okay so also it's still disgusting we can change the subject did i tell you i did i tell you i went on a date with a girl

can i know more yeah what do you want to know how Do you know this? How'd she taste? Yeah. I told Annie. How did it go? It was me. While you were filming, we were fucking each other, bitch. Wait. How did it go? Ask her. She's telling you exactly how it went down.

Yeah. We went down on each other. Okay. Well, then that's fine. Let's go again. I don't. That's fine. She waxed for me.

I did. She waxed for me. I did. She waxed her two little Asian pubes. How was the date? It was nice. It was nice, but I don't think I'm ready for anything. That was like proof that like any, I'm like, she's like hot, hot chick, hot chick, super nice, super smart, super cool. Can we see a picture of her without anyone else seeing it?

Did you meet her online? Yeah. I turned my hinge on only to girls when i was in hawaii i did that before oh this was when you go over when you go when you get out of the type of breakup when you go to the breakup that you went through oh she's cute oh my god let me see um oh my god give it to me now don't i'm saying i saying? I'm not going to say anything. Yeah. Give it to me. That's exactly what got me there. I was like, oh, I can. She knows that.

Can we say what that is? The dog is like the cutest thing ever. How's her body? Incredible. She's hot. She's a hot chick. Well, of course. Yeah.

Who am I asking? Wait. How did it come out? This is where it gets weird. Whoa. We find out Carlos this whole time has been like really hoping that our prank was real. Titties, titties. I know.

Titties. Yeah. You stay out of this. She's so pretty. Does she have a deep voice? Yeah, she has like a very like soft girly voice. She's really pretty. We had a really good time

like we we drank a lot like it was a really nice nice nice did she know who you were um yeah that's weird um a little bit yeah but she was still like super like chill about it but the next day because i drank too much the night before i preemptively ordered an iv for the next day because I knew I was I love an IV right so I was like I need my Myers cocktail my glutathione I need all of these things so I I booked it the night before so the next day I get a phone call and it's a woman who gets on the phone and she was like hey um so and so was do you usually see this person does person, is this person your usual nurse? I'm like, yeah, that person is my nurse. Like he comes over every time I need an IV.

A nurse? And she's like, I'm really sorry to have, I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, but he passed away. Oh my God. And there I was just hung over, like feeling like I'm dying. And now my nurse is dead.

How did he die? It was a pulmonary embolism, like blood clot and i was devastated that sunday i was like this is not going well wait this is really how old was he young what the fuck incredible like i loved having him over doing my iv because he would just he was just so he was wonderful he was a wonderful nurse get ready to bleep bleep bleep that is so sad i'm so sorry i know oh no if it if it helps my cousin died two weeks ago is that funny i'm sorry this is someone that matters to her okay this is her murse how insensitive esther Esther. My murse died. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Wait, but how did your cousin pass? My competition. No, it is obviously sad, but I am awkward with sad things. Please don't think I'm like a sociopath. But no, my cousin was struggling with breast cancer for 14 years. Wow. And she passed away two weeks ago, which is so sad. And, you know, that was my mom's

first niece and she was born when my mom was 12 so like that was like the little sister my mom always wanted the competition yeah so um did you name your miscarriage after her oh my god annie so eating you what you want so um yeah i'm just i guess i'm just relating i don't know why i brought it up i feel awkward now change the channel r.i.p to your cousin yeah it is sad it is really tragic it's horrible breast cancer get we need to get our checks right let me just um since we're in the game of one-upping yeah my half sister died of breast cancer she did at 28 yeah at 28 guys in the any to honor the one-upping i'm wearing like really padded whoa you're on my breasts and i'm a cancer and i'm a cancer so there you go i hate breast cancer oh my god i do too clip it there's the clip just to be i hate you did it like extra like

girl you're like i hate it um what else i actually okay i have a mystery to present to you guys how possibly everyone in the world can be in your movie except me. Oh, my God. Annie, don't do this to me. No, it's not a big deal. I'm used to it. It's been, how long have we been friends? Okay, so, Carlos, I texted you two TikToks last night. The first one that I sent you, I'm going to ask you to play it, but I want to give you guys some context because this is like.

Wait, before we do. I was about to make the wish off of it and go, I wish she would come up with an idea that's not from TikTok make a wish I wish Kyle would kiss me okay so you guys know I spend like all my free time scrolling TikTok. I found this guy on TikTok and I feel this connection to him. Like he just spits real facts. He's kind of nerdy and like very honest and he's weird in a good way. Like he's very estery. Like this feels like the kind of guy that like I would have been best friends with in preschool.

Like something really weird, right? I feel this connection to this guy. i feel like you would have hated yourself what do you want you to hang out with you would have been so annoyed with you in preschool you both are like i'm cold you're like i'm cold i'm cold so he is a mystery man like i don't know who he is he's there's no evidence like of of his real name of anything about him however because i've watched all of his tiktoks he's dropped two hints that are really really interesting to me and our world so the first hint is he said actually his twin brother is famous he has a famous twin brother and i've checked all the comments no one knows who it is okay and then in another tiktok he mentioned that he's friends with a lot of comedians i know who it

is it's rami malek's twin brother this guy does not look like rami malek oh you can see his face it's not that he looks exactly it looks exactly then no he doesn't okay so again he has a famous twin he's six feet tall. Is it Scarlett Johansson's brother? No, dude. Because she's married to Colin Jost. Oh, Annie, you're really coming off the top of my head. No, I know what Scarlett's twin looks like because I've looked him up because he literally

looks like your twin and you look like her. It's very weird. Carlos, will you pull up the TikTok so we can show the girls what he looks like and his personality and see if anyone fucking can figure out who this guy is. Does he use any filters? No. Is it a male? No, he stitched this video.

But you see his face. He's not hiding his face. But there's just hints. And I'm like, who is his brother? Why does he know comedians? I asked that girl out, by the way. And she never responded to me that girl who's tiktok this is really yeah how did you ask her out on raya i know but what did you say i was

probably like hey hi how's your week going how come we haven't matched on there i feel like the algorithm thinks you're too hot for my level so like i only see people like bobby or something but like for you, it's like. Wait, so you. So you only have it on Mel's? And Bobby does too? No, if you're on the search by- Oh my God, that's the twist you guys.

Carlos and Bobby are kissing. Bobby wishes. Honestly, I think he does. I really think so. I think when he gets upset about you and Kalilah, it's not because of Kalilah. He's over Kalilah. Yeah, he's over okay i'm i'm trying to play this and we need to figure this out she's bok choy

a little suspicious oh they're hiding uh like off-brand schizophrenia essentially uh the develop the ability oh so wait can you pause yeah he's talking right now about how if a guy is too funny that they're schizophrenic. And he's basically talking in depth about how like comedians are shady if they're funny. Just listen, but also observe the mannerisms and everything. Oh, they're hiding like off-brand schizophrenia. Essentially, the ability to become like a top-tier comedian is derived during the adolescent stage as a coping mechanism. But what happens is they get some symptoms of schizophrenia.

So a second voice develops, but the second voice is their own voice. So it's not like they're – I don't know if I agree with this. But it's kind of like gaining control of your intrusive thoughts in order to produce funny jokes. It's a lot like that. But you also get other symptoms like introverted anhedonia which is like the inability to like feel happiness so like that's why you get the trope of like the depressed comic um they also uh don't like going to therapy so it's like really hard to get a comedian to go to therapy

uh so like getting anything treated is like a pain in pain in the ass because they they think that they're smarter than all therapists and understand the human experience on a deeper level than a therapist. So that's why they do that. People who are too funny, you should be suspect of. Okay. A lot going on here. A lot. Bobby has this theory that Koreans and Filipinos are like the funniest Asians is because we've had so much trauma and that, you know, a lot of the comedy or the intrinsic, it's like a coping mechanism to always just kind of Jewish people too. Right.

Right. Aren't women funny? Why aren't we? Why are we so unfunny? We have to have our period. You guys are mean to us. We're just not funny at all. It's so weird.

We've never been funny. But, but yeah, i don't know do you see how this guy is like spitting out introspective intelligent interesting things that like couldn't look more schizophrenic talking about other people being schizophrenic i mean he literally is talking and looking like a schizophrenic all the comics were like chill bro like but who is this guy i kind of know what he's saying with the where there's like two voice but i don't have two voices but i am constantly looking to tell a joke at all times and it is a defense mechanism i learned as a child it is what i want to ask you guys is do you hear your inner voice like when you have a thought i'm sorry do you hear your thoughts play out as a voice in your head or do you just have abstract

thoughts does that make sense because apparently there's two types of people one that um can hear the thoughts and one that don't hear thoughts i personally i don't hear thoughts i have abstract thoughts and ideas but i don't hear myself saying them me neither yeah but people some people do hear a voice i don't know i'm talking so much that i couldn't possibly it just comes out like i think it's like and i say it immediately that's when i got good at comedy though honestly when i used to like hold back i wasn't i would miss timing and stuff interesting but you don't have a voice either i don't think i do i'll try to pay attention what if i become schizophrenic i'm scared no it's either you do or you don't.

People that do are very sure they do. Clear they do. That they have a voice? Yeah. Like Bobby does. He's like, I hear my thoughts. Do you guys talk out loud to yourself when you're alone? I used to do this thing as a teenager where if I would have a thought,

I would say it out loud to see what it sounded like if I were to hear myself say it because I would have intrusive thoughts. So I would say it out loud and be like, that sounds so dumb. If you were to voice memo it, that would be cool too. You would know that you sound crazy if you say something like too hard to follow. Because sometimes it's easy to believe your intrusive thoughts, but if you say them out loud you're like oh my god wait that's a really good that's a great exercise i feel like i i never used

to talk to myself like the thought of people talking to themselves i felt like was like hacky and weird and i'm like you don't really do they couldn't possibly do that but then i've like kind of started to do it and i actually really am into it and sometimes i'll film myself a video like that's just for me just for my records like okay esther like here's this and like talk to myself is that narcissistic that's what that's what athletes do like really yeah like before a race you have to like envision everything from start to finish and you have to like tell yourself in the mirror every day like you are this like just everything from start to finish and you have to like tell yourself in the mirror every day like you are this like just affirmations i think that's what it is it's

all this mirror mirror work yeah mirror work i um sort of talk to myself in the sense that i know todd has stopped listening but i don't care like I just must talk like it just must come out of me or okay but so then could you talk if you know you're in a room by yourself could you talk to yourself I could like sometimes like if I'm mad like I think if I've like heightened if I'm mad at myself I would probably like say but then I have to try to like change it you know like yeah nice or whatever but it is like I mean I'll do the mirror work but I mean I definitely am like this is a little not it's like cheesy it's cheesy but I'll just keep doing it until it works yeah I it's it's almost like you have to sort of forget how cheesy and self-conscious you should feel about it yeah and then and just

embrace it and be like wait well this is a helpful free tool at my disposal i might as well use it um but doesn't that guy look familiar like someone helped me he looks so much like someone but what's his what type of celebrity is this i don't know is it a girl or a boy i don't know i'm thinking it's a guy but he kind of looks like adam pally a little bit too but i already googled he doesn't have a brother the biggest hint to me is this guy says he's friends with a lot of comedians he's like a skinny adam pally and he was heavy he was heavier he talks a lot about how he lost weight yeah what if he's friends which is bitch don't mess with carlos and wait yeah he got all serious formal well if that was true wouldn't he be out by one of those

comedians unless these comedians look comedians don't fucking consume other people's content like we be real about comedians and first of of all, you can blow up on Instagram and your comedian friends could be like comedians that have never been paid for a spot or something too. Right, people we don't know. If people latch onto what you're doing, it's not necessarily like,

he didn't get successful on TikTok because like a famous person shared his thing. No. Right, like it's like he could just have been like, he could be friends with the people that like do the mattress comedy. What's mattress comedy mattress comedy you know where they could just be doing it off of a mattress on the street you know they're always like in like a garage or something doing comedy and ever in the audience is other comics going ha ha ha ha do their jokes honestly that's

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Speed slower above 40 gigabytes. On unlimited plan, additional taxes fees and restrictions apply statement mobile for details he looks like yeah i'm getting adam pally what about john well no john gabers i'm just thinking because adam pally and i'm having that show yeah adam pally is this an awkward time to say that john Gabers is in my movie no everyone is I can't it's not like the only awkward thing would be if you like are you trying to find out who it is so you can cast it in the movie

as your co-host your female co-host no no I'm not even listen I don't want to be in your movie I just want to let you know how it is like who's who of everyone I've ever met isn't I keep bumping into people that are like oh I know you I'm is like who's who of everyone i've ever met isn't i keep i keep bumping into people they're like oh i know you i'm actually in esther's movie if there was a role for you it would be i don't care it's a lot of guys oh it's a lot of guys yeah the male gaze the male

gaze she's trying to make a hit guys um no i don't want to be in your fucking movie so yeah that's my new mystery man he has nice eyes oh god carlos is really starting to come into his homosexuality today we were on bad Friends earlier and he kind of came out. I didn't come out. I just told the story about how I took Molly and a casting director like try to hook up

with me in a bed. Really? What happened? Esther pretending like she's never heard the story. No, I don't remember. I'm like she hasn't been in bed with a casting director.

Sorry. That's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. First of all, casting directors don't have the power. Oh, I thought you were. It's not true. It's not true. First of all, casting directors don't have power. Oh, I thought you were going to say I have no interest in you physically.

Andrew was telling me the same thing. He was like, they don't have power. It's okay, Carla. Wait, but why were you in a bed with someone like. Molly. They haven't done Molly. They haven't done Molly. They don't understand.

Oh, really? It's just like a bedroom where people were doing like drugs and that's where the molly was and it just hit me really hard and then you're just sitting on a bed then you're lying on a bed not till our live show i have to say though like that sounds so fucking fun to me to just be in a bedroom with a group of people and you're all doing drugs and are happy i think everyone making out that's what i've been longing for no i wasn't i've had some like weird i had like um back in santa fe i guess it was ecstasy it was like before molly it was and we would we pulled like my friends like mattress onto the floor and then we were all like just rolling really hard but there was just

one married couple and it just threw everything off because everyone was kind of making out and I was like I don't want to make out with your husband I don't care if you guys are open I just don't want to make out with your husband because were you guys good friends we were all friends we were all like worked at the same bar and stuff so it was just like I'm not making out with your husband first of all I don't want to make out with your husband but then second of all I we're gonna get off the the ecstasy at some point and then I'm just gonna be the girl that made out with your husband first of all i don't want to make out with your husband but then second of all i we're gonna get off the the ecstasy at some point and then i'm just gonna be the girl that made out with your fucking husband wait that is such a fascinating concept to me right now because i'm like would you if someone wanted you to make out with her husband i'm like would i i

don't i don't want i don't know no i don't want i don't like i'm like all for like poly everything there's actually these like fucking adorable poly girls that come to my shows when I go to Irvine all the time. They're so cute. And it was, but I want to get to the bottom of, they were telling me like one of them, like I was like, did you break up with the girl that were in a threeple? And the one girl's like, I broke up with another girl. I was like, I didn't break up with her.

And I'm like, this is messy bitches. And I'm like, why'd you, but she goes, the girl had such a such a good she goes because she won't come to the show with us i was like good girl that's right but it's like they're sluggies what's up our poly slugs wait um wait a second was she asking you to make out with her husband or was he other girls make out with him well you know that's a good question it's just kind of we were all kind of like wandering around this living room, you know, like rolling around in these mattresses. And then he just became one of the people that was in front of me leaning in. Because everyone was kind of touching him.

Maybe he saw you out there. It sounds like that. Yeah. Yeah. Because it wasn't her telling me to do it. But I was like, even though I was like figuring they were probably open because they're doing Molly with all of us are doing XC. But it just was like, I just don't want to be like I if you're Polly, if you're in an open relationship, like God bless you. Shalom. Like, I am. But it just it like, I just don't want to be involved in it. I don't want to be involved in it. Yeah, that seems sticky. I don't want to be involved in it i don't want to be involved in it yeah that seems sticky i don't want to be in a sticky sitch yeah that that feeling of dread even when i drink alcohol is like something

that is like it's no bigger hell in my mind than feeling like what did i say what did i do who did i do it did i fuck someone's husband yeah that's it's always that and even now that even when i have a drink or two the next morning that i feel that same dread and i know what i did i know but that feeling of like what the fuck did i do dude i would black out every time so i was like i would wake up in the morning like ah what did i do and like if my phone wasn't broken into two fucking pieces i would always wake up my phone to be in two different rooms with the flip phones. It was like such a hell. Thank God I quit drinking before iPhones came out. Is that crazy?

That's how long I quit drinking. But I mean, I would have been just breaking a computer every night. I would just been smashing a fucking computer every night. And like, but if my phone was still with us, I would like just have to like text everyone sorry. Like I'd have to just be like, I'm sorry. I don't know what I did. I would just wake up with this guilt and this dread just like what did i do same and i

before i would leave the house i would always take six shots of jack daniels yeah or even leaving the house because i didn't have a lot of money yeah you're not you don't have money to go to the club so you would get almost as close to blackout as you could before leaving the house bring the bottle drink more in the park oh my god my bag my purse was like yeah so it was like a race and i think that 2 a.m cut off or 1 30 last call really makes it more urgent yes oh my god when they say last call i'd be like shots shots everyone shots like oh my god they're gonna end i would wake up reaching for more alcohol i was like had to keep going going going going I think it makes it more dangerous to have like a cutoff time. Because then people start to really feel like, I got to get as much in.

And then they, you know, they do. And then we all black out. And then you're fucking blacked out, bottomless in a noroia. I'm making out with a fucking cockroach in the fucking alleyway, you know? I once had a sleepover. Your sister's like, ooh, cockroach. Oh my God, this is so sad. This is how you relate to it.

I once had a sleepover oh my god this is so sad this is how you relate to it i once had a sleepover with a famous model and um she's better now but what does that mean but i never had seen anything like this we woke up in the bed in the hotel room and she rolled over and grabbed a bottle and drank it yeah because you get the shakes if you don't yeah you just start over we used to call it um we called jack daniels oj so we'd be like past the oj right so it's like in the morning but wouldn't that like make you so like the thought of that makes me so it makes you less sick less sick it's the hair of the dog it's coming down that's what that means hair it's because you're i don't know what can you look up why it's called down that's what that means hair of the dog it's because you're i don't know what can

you look up why it's called hair of the dog but it's like you when you're already like drunk like you're still fucked up it's still in your system but you're like not in a good place with it so then you drink more of it and you're chill you're good right so when you go on benders it's best that you just don't stop because if you stop then you have hours of feeling like shit unless you have an iv nurse but if your iv nurse dies it's better to just and this is how i lost five years of my 20s a shortening of hair of the dog wait what a shortening of hair of the dog that bit you a folk remedy for rabies by placing hair from the dog that bites onto the wound this is oh it's uh it's by taking the thing that you think is making you sick and actually remedying it with it taking

the hair of the dog to treat the rabies bite is the same as drinking jack daniels to fix your to avoid the hangover so basically a bender you should be drinking the whole time and then what happens when you want to stop the when you have to stop your bender oh should be drinking the whole time and then what happens when you want to stop the when you have to stop your bender oh is it hard as a spinner to be asking about benders i mean the week after i'd say like now if i have a good night of drinking it takes me about a week to recover i could never ever drink again anxious depressed dark just like i have night sweats it's horrible it's horrible coming out from like a big night of drinking now for me wait annie can you tell me why would you never drink i will never

have a hangover again i will never deal with again i get just like if i don't sleep i get a hangover like i still have my voice lost from um skank fest still from last week but i mean i wasn't sober i was sober let's just say i had some aa meetings in the bathroom stall if you know what i mean i wasn't sober i was sober let's just say i had some aa meetings in the bathroom stall if you know what i mean my sponsor was there as i said last time manscape wait a second do you i was like oh my sponsor manscape i hung out with manscape dude it was so fun manscape was came out do you get hangovers from doing like acid or shrooms is there like a come down it's just i don't sleep well so i'm just tired but and maybe dehydrated why don't you sleep well because i'm fucking because they act like uppers i'm going nuts i yeah you're like up for it's like

acid you could be on for like 11 hours oh god i had so much fun wait i missed the episode where you talked about it like it what was acid like it was so fun i was laughing we just had so much fucking fun i can't even believe it i was telling them they fucking bumped me on the show and i was like this is not the time to bump me i have time to this perfectly i was like oh my god i was like starting to trip on acid on stage I was like oh god it was crazy acid before yes because I timed it all because I wanted to get fucked up all day so the fun part about festivals I think is like the hang right also doing the shows but you just can't wait till your show's over to get all fucked up because it's fun it's like tripping with all my friends it was all my

friends from like New York it was people I hadn't seen in years. Mike Cannon, Mike Feeney, Scott Chaplin. Like, it was just my Sean Patton, just like these people that I like, we were like in the fucking trenches together back in the day. And just like so many jokes. So fun. And then like Josh Potter was there and like Hormoz from the comedy. So just like so many people. It was just like, and then I met like Joey Avery is my my new boy like i just i it just was like and kyle i heard and kyle kyle wasn't allowed in was kyle uh tripping on acid as well um kyle was yeah he was on actually he was on molly and nobody else he seems like a cocaine guy he was on coke yeah um todd was there obviously but it was just like it like every room I walked into was so fun it was

so fucking fun it was just like the fans were so nice I was saying this on the last episode I don't know if it'll stay in or we'll just put it in here but it's like the Skankfest fans you think are gonna be like the most misogynistic scumbag like they were

angels like it was like safe fun environment they were angels. Like it was like safe, fun environment. Annie's angels. They were so good. It was so fun. Kim Cogner was like fist fighting people in a fucking ring. It was crazy. Some girl was like beating every girl's ass.

There was like one skank fest girl that's just like the fucking most ripped, like thick, heavy muscle. This doesn't sound angelic. It was angelic. It was. I don't know how to explain it hell annie's hell zane hell's annie's angels wait um would you do acid in like a non like festival situation is the kind of thing you'd ever like do at home or is that pointless at home

would just like i mean i guess she's asking for herself yes i am projecting here like or how is it no we're gonna do we'll do acid together what does it do to you she's like i'm sorry i actually cast john gabrus and what do you like how how does it i know dave gets so mad at me when i ask these questions and if anyone else is getting annoyed i'm sorry but like how does it compare to like that's so sad that dave has made you so paranoid that you apologize to an audience that's not even here yet. Well, he's just like, act like you've been there. Shut up.

Everyone doesn't need to know you're high. No, we like that. No, we like that. We like that you're, it's funny that you're like this weird little drug prude. But tell me, how does it compare to the other drugs? Which ones have you done mushrooms now? I did like a little bit of mushrooms, but it wasn't. I accidentally did a lot of mushrooms.

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like my criteria for sperm donor well if you want to loosen up that puss why don't you start by popping out one of my embryos oh my god why don't you loosen that vajazz hole up if you're going to carry one of hers you'll out one of my embryos oh my god why don't you loosen that vajas whole up me if you're gonna carry one of hers you'll take one of mine as well at the same time annie and esther twins i'm i don't we don't think you're gonna be able to have one wait can you do that the baby

the embryo is bigger than esther wait is that possible if she had an embryo frozen embryo and i put two embryos inside oh my god that would be so cute that's what i would love to go in on a surrogate with someone and do that well then she's so jewish she wants half off but then i would have to like require that i get a hundred percent custody that you can be like um auntie mom like you know do you know you'll like spoil them so you can keep mine wait are you finally we got someone to raise our kids. That's been the whole problem. What is your criteria in terms of is it do you want someone, you know, or a stranger? That's been the biggest back and forth I've been going through.

And I would like I want to know the nature of somebody who they are, if they're good, like inherently good. But then I talked to the doctor, Dr. Moosa, shout out great but he was more like it doesn't matter he's like i have three kids and all are like completely different like the gamble the genetic gamble like it's just you just never really know like you could like have a baby with the most like pious saint and have like you know what i mean did you just hear pie but i heard strawberry rhubarb on my head of you but yeah like i think i have some of what i think i want you know i have an idea why don't esther why don't you list all of the people in your movie and she can pick one do we have enough

time bobby do we have enough time well is there anyone that you know that's like on the consideration can you tell us or not i don't want to say yet but i have like asked certain people like hey like would you consider this and they'd be like yeah that sounds cool they want to fuck you no we don't we're not gonna bang it out they think they're gonna get to fuck you no kalilah nobody's gonna be like yes i want to have a kid with you and not get to fuck you you're too hot for that these are guys who usually don't who

not usually these are guys who don't necessarily want children right that's probably but they fit the criteria of what I want like I like a

you know like I like a good country boy I like a oh my god is it Theo Theo he wants to have sex with that. So mean.

Oh yeah. To just carry the baby, but not do the, it's like the ultimate cock. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to like bang it out traditionally with them. No,

like I don't want to have sex with anybody. Like any, you don't want Theo's big bad-ass in between your legs. Um, I think about big ass. I really thought about this because everyone keeps pitting me and theo like together and i i really have i think about this all the time and i just don't catch a vibe but do you think but we do think he really has a crush on you or we think

he's kind of doing a bit he's doing a bit really i think he has a crush on you because when it'd be fun to be like the type of worshiping that Theo would do to you would be so hot? He absolutely does not. Like we have like our vibe like off camera is very like sibling love. I love Theo. I love him a lot. You fuck your brother though. And that is a good point.

Sibling love for you is very blurry. That is. You're the only one that that's weird with. That is tricky. Would you consider an athlete's sperm? Not even financially, just like to have. Not even financially. The fact that she had to say.

Just the genetics. It seems like someone else has. Creating an athlete is not number one on my priority. Because you are traumatized by being an athlete. Yeah. It's like there's so many. It's nice. Like you're a specimen.

Okay. I have a question. Six foot five. Yeah. I have a question. Six foot five. Yeah. I have a question. We know the apocalypse is nigh. This is hypothetical. We know the apocalypse is nigh.

We have, we know that in 10 years, there's going to be, not 10 years, 15 years, there's going to be crazy. Everything is going to be insane. Everything is going to be insane. We're going to be all fending for our lives. Do you want to have a kid? You have to have a kid. Your kid will be 14 years old at the point. Do you want them to be hot?

Do you want them to be athletic? Or do you want them to be smart? Which is going to survive and help you? You go with smart? Smart. Yeah, crafty. Crafty little savvy little thing i was thinking probably strong hot hot people always win you're right you're right the pretty privilege you can sell

them off you can sell them off make some money right so i would say a strong is probably third i think i hot would be second manipulate manipulate ones can manipulate but then does does does anyone looking at beauty is anyone's dick or pussy wet when there's a fuck it's survival is is is on the line i don't think so i guess you're right because for myself i would prioritize being smart but i when i think of my kid i'm like like scared. It's just going to be so weak. It's just going to be so weak. Your neck problems? Yeah.

Is it banana break time? My dream is if you birthed a baby and in 10 years he looks like little Hercules. Have you seen that kid who's just so ripped? He's so cute. And everyone's like, what do your parents look like? And then it's you seen that kid who's just so ripped and everyone's like and then everyone's like what do your parents look like and then it's you and dave that's so it's like you got to see little hercules yeah i think there's you could be good at disciplining like yeah it's just discipline you could just make your kid and train them to work out all the time

oh you're right you could discipline the shit out of the kid look i want that to be your baby okay it looks grown up wait it looks like me and dave's baby already the face and the hair neck up that's cute as that he's so cute he was obviously roided as a freaking child yeah it's like does seem a little child abuse definitely yeah he's so cute did he not grow tall though Look how not ripped he is now. Oh, because it's banana break, I want to tell you guys what I've been doing probably five nights a week. I take my bananas.

Put it in between your legs? Shake it around? Make Dave suck it? You're a disgusting bitch. Is that how I get on your movie? I gotta blow your banana? Very nice. bitch no that how i get on your movie i gotta blow your banana very nice no i put it in the freezer i take it out i put it in a blender i'm such a hack it's like no no no it's so good it's so good i make like a fake frosty i do we all have done that. I know, but it's important. Almond milk. Yes. Cocoa powder. Uh-huh.

Vanilla. Salt. A lot. And it's a chocolate salty drink. And it's so fucking good. And I just want everyone to know that just because I don't eat my banana here doesn't mean I'm not hoarding it for later. Doesn't mean I'm not hoarding it in between my legs.

For you to try to play this, you just figured out about banana. I know it is sad. But remember, I had really not that much of a childhood. I mean, I didn't need it. It was during my, you know, you never went like no sugar. You never went no sugar. That's the thing. You never went no artificial sugar until recently,

until Carla started slapping things out of your hand right usually i don't incorporate fruit into desserts you were you were gummy bears and dye color like red five colored uh sprinkle a lot of like gummy worms yeah i would like that like esther always like went to a place where they had candy in bulk and like made a bag for herself yes i always thought like a bag yes i've known you very long we have this place called the sweet factory at old orchard mall and the thing is you don't think i've known you because in all of your bodies of work i've never been in them so it doesn't look like you've known me i mean one would argue you are a large part of the biggest body of work that I have. Don't call me your biggest body.

I know that was your new girl. That was your biggest body of work. When do you think is the hottest you've ever been? What age? Is it now? Now. Totally. And I'm only mentally ever going to believe that I'm always going to be at my hottest.

Like I'm not, I'm never, because I've done that thing where you see, accidentally see a selfie of yourself like five years ago and you're like, oh no, there's differences. I don't like them. And I've just decided like never again. I'm not looking. I'm happy with what I look like now and moving forward, period, end of story. I feel like we all are like I like I what I actually feel like a little bit I want to like love myself at every phase of my life but I think I've gotten way hotter you are hot like if you look back on like yeah you have gotten

hotter I would because I was always trying to like hide being attractive at all like I never wanted to be like that is a real thing okay so and i feel like you too even but i feel like for us because of doing stand-up don't you feel like you were told like you can't like your looks will distract from the comedy so you like you could never be feminine and like be feel pretty and stuff i told you feinstein had a joke about it where she's like why do female comedians have to dress like one of the Beastie Boys? Fuck, that's good. She was at Skank Fest.

Was she in the movie? Oh, she was so funny. Everyone was so good. I think I just started wearing sleeveless shirts on Tiger Belly this year. Maybe once in the last, like one other time in the last like seven eight years just in time to have a shoulder injury exactly what do you think it's the same it's the same um idea that you have about trying to like i don't know i just felt like maybe um people would like you just don't want to you want people to listen to you and want to talk to you i had fake tits for a while too so more and more so that i wanted to like cover up always wear like sweatshirts

yeah when i did the podcast i don't know why maybe subconsciously i felt the same way you guys did um where i was like no i can't be a hot like chick next to bobby i would just be like yeah shirt whatever this is maybe fucked up to say, but I also feel like when you're in your twenties, it's like, I, I just have this vision that like predators want to like rape you. And when you're in your thirties,

like predators are like, Oh, she's old now. So I'm like, okay, I can just be myself and be hot and predators won't be as interested in raping me how does that well you did look so young until like recently not and you still look young but you look like a like a legal age now like you look 18 now and before

you look so young like for you to be you would have looked like me as like my little baby slut phase like my fortune i'd like backless shirts walking. But I looked older than you look now then. So you dressing sexy as a kid would have been insane. Like, yeah. As a 20 year old. It'd be pulling in too many pedophiles. I know you are a good bait. We should put you on the end of a hook. Throw you at the laugh factory.

I know who's coming in first. Coming in first and coming in hot. Kyle had a lot to say, honestly. I miss Kyle. coming in first. Coming in first and coming in hot. Kyle had a lot to say, honestly. I miss Kyle. I miss Kyle. I want to meet Kyle. I got to say like. Let's have a threesome, me, you and Kyle.

Carlos is like, what about me? You're out, boy. Oh, I got sleepy. Esther, would you really know how to eat a pussy if it was in front of you well you gotta put a gummy worm in it she'll slurp it on up like how do you think your pussy eating skills would fare i think good really where would you start and how would you do it oh my god have you ever practiced yeah have you practiced pretended. On like a papaya? Should we do that? We would get demonetized. Oh, really?

We ate out papayas. Look, Pete's like, we could let it pass. Let us do it, daddy. Should we do it on the live? We'll do it on the live. All right, we'll eat out papayas. We should have, who's like really good eating pussy? And I'm not allowing you, Carlos, to say it to you.

I don't think it's me. I definitely. I didn't fucking say it. But it's like you're going to. It's going to be so annoying. Not me. I don't want want it to be you we need someone that's like known as a good pussy now and get her don't try to make this the carla show i'm bad friends maybe not wait we call his ex-wife she would be her numbers disconnected she doesn't exist wait but do you know let's talk to the guys do you think that you're good at it carlos i think i'm good at it because girls have told me i'm good at it so i'm believing them and

they come like that's literally why do they squirt into your uvula like a punching bag? I actually was going down on an escort like 10 years ago. Oh, my God. I love you for that. She squirted, but I'm pretty sure it was pee, and it went all into my mouth, and I drank a little bit of it, and I was like, that's so salty. Squirt is mostly. Is it like a pickleback?

It was at a really cool hotel downtown where they shot Interstellar. So when I watch Interstellar, I'm always like, escort. It's so funny to make an escort come. That's so like. Did you get a discount? I made an escort come once. Actually, after the Naughty Show, we drove back from Santa Barbara. Esther, that night I saw an escort like at three in the morning in Hollywood.

And I made her come and she said I didn't have to pay her the $300. And she was like a hot 40-year-old. Oh, Carlos, this is so romantic. It really is. It was a big deal for me. It was right next to the W Hotel, so it was cool scenery.

You're a real man, aren't you? Yeah, you got it. Oh, my God. I like how it's like a cinematic moment every time you're with an escort. Why? Because he's making it up like a script? I'm not making it up.

Back to you, Esther. You think you're good at it? You think you'd be good? Yeah. Don't you think any woman who's interested in it would be good? Just like isn't any guy who's interested in giving a blowjob good at that? I don't think so.

Why did you get personally attacked by that? Well, just being interested in a subject doesn't make you. Correct. No, I mean interested in wanting to do it. Like passion behind. But you could get nervous because you're like in your head wanting to be really good at it. Right. Yeah.

Okay. True. For instance, like I don't think to be really good at it. Right. Yeah. Right. Okay. True. For instance, like I don't think I'd be good at it. With those lips, bitch. I mean, here's the thing. I saw you spit an olive into my mouth and I went, oh. I was like, is that squirt? Because I think that wanting to do it is not enough because I've been with men who really

obviously are like. Oh, that's the worst actually. They try so hard and you they it's just like this is terrible missing and you have to like explain to them and that hurts their feelings because they like it they have in their head that they're good at it right and then so you just have to be like i yeah oh that's the worst i actually think i've never had a bad version of that really when a guy is just so thirsty and he's like i'm so i'm gonna fucking do this i'm gonna do this and do this and then you finally do it with him and they're like

it's a little too not soft yeah oh he's soft in the tongue can you not be so fucking i had a boyfriend in college that was so good at eating pussy that it's like it's actually insane he was so good he's like married with kids now so i can't have him like on the show but i mean maybe his wife would actually probably were you gonna invite him to eat our pussies well you could show us how to that's where i was going with it except show us how to eat girls out it was crazy like we were like i was like failing out of college like we were just like not failing out of college we just like wouldn't go to class oh my god it was crazy we'd be like about to leave and he would just be like start eating me out again i'm like i i'm like you were failing out

of college because you were getting i mean i was probably gonna fail out anyway but he saved me the humiliation of like failing from my own brain damn that is so hot it was so he was really a talented boy i would love to like have my life fall apart just because I was getting it good. You look like you got flunked out of college for getting eaten out. Doesn't she have like a I just got eaten out for a while outfit on? Yeah, man. Peace. I'm going to make Todd eat me out tonight.

I feel like I'm like I'm in an eat out mood. I go let's go to in and out that is a mood though sometimes i just want to be fingered or ate out and i really don't want to do anything else oh totally oh yeah no i talked about it i think the last episode i had a guy and my phone is under mouth he would just come in me out amy you are a this isn't g you are a feminist well some guys are just like so their ego is so attached to making people to making women come that they like they don't care or they're like whatever or maybe they have like fucked up dicks or something like it didn't harvey weinstein not to be like carvey

weinstein's like we miss you buddy where you been connie's being mean to you. Oh, I don't like how Connie's speaking to you. But like. I want to go down on a chick and then have her be like, that was terrible. Todd likes lesbo porn. But Todd is so monogamous that I don't think he would let me eat a girl out. Really? Yeah. But I don't want to.

I just want my Todd. I don't want anyone else. Is that okay? That's totally okay. All of you sex fiends. I just can't. I'm just surprised at how like you, the lack of confidence you guys have in your skills.

Like, don't you think that because you've been eating out and because you know what feels good. I think I could do it. And I think maybe pressure, like the girl would have to let me know because I do, there is like, you know when guys do like the, where they do like a light sucking,

like I don't want a strong suck. I don't either. And there has to be like, it has to be a variety. It can't just be the one thing. Yeah. But there's like the pressure and then the tongue,

like the flat part of the tongue. What about getting fingered at the same time? Oh, heaven. It's everything. Especially from the back on all fours. If you just tap all three, that's like the best ever. Tap all three? Yeah, because you get your asshole like rub

and then you get eight out and then someone's fingering you at the same time. It's the best. How many people are there? It's a family reunion. It's a family reunion. Wait a a second you've not had that you're on all fours carlos here you're on all four carlos carlos let me try it on you yeah i'm gonna eat you out from the back okay i have a spot about to cancel my spot why to get eaten out maybe I'll make Todd eat me out in the basement. Look.

Oh my God. It's finger on the ass. Wait, hold eye contact with me. There's something about, but also like the tucked in shirt is so funny. Face down, ass up, please. Face down, ass up, please. Okay. Yeah. Arch the back a little bit more.

The pussy is going to be approximately right here. So you're going to have a finger in the ass. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to come get a few. In or just rubbing around? And then, okay. Finger in the ass. Wait, where's my phone?

Oh, sorry, sorry. Finger in the ass. Yeah. Right? Finger on the clit. Right? And then. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Right? Whoa, I don't think I've done that so you do this to the clit right sorry you do this to the clit you rub the asshole and then you're just right carlos okay did you come oh he's curling over he's coming he has a boner wait is that that's like always what i ask for oh wait that's so smart to ask that's always what i ask for i'm like is this on the menu you have i will say when guys are this is i do love todd but things happened before todd yeah but i used to love in dirty talk when guys would be like i'm gonna eat your pussy from behind even though don't, it's not really like, I don't find it to be the best. Yeah, I've never done it.

I don't find it to be the best because we're lazy bitches. It's like, I would much rather a pillow. Right. I can't imagine being relaxed. And I like to wrap my legs around, kind of trap them in. And I think the live show should definitely have some sort of experimentation element our parents cannot watch this time i think experimenting is healthy for young women guy by the way my bush is so big right now it's like so crazy it's so like i'll just go to town

look how long it is i love that that's like next level i'm trying to think of whether or not i should grow my bush back But it's just not happening He told me to He told me I was like What do you want me to get done I was like

I'll do whatever you want With my pubes He goes He goes I want you to have a landing strip But I want it to go All the way up Your belly button

To my unibrow Yeah That is cute I want to do laser When do we get our free laser Oh yeah yeah yeah Laser is really not expensive I know but I want it I just want to have Like. When do we get our free laser? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Laser is really not expensive.

I know, but I want it. I just want to have like a laser sponsor. Yeah. That's my mind. We should cultivate that. But it isn't that expensive. But you do have to keep going back. And it hurts.

Laser sucks. I like hurt. Me getting our sponsor. Laser sucks. I have an addiction to getting my twin hairs, my shin hairs tweezed. Like only my shin hairs. It is so painful and itchy at the same time. Do you guys try that?

I actually have some. Do we have any tweezers in the house? I might have some in my purse. Yeah. I just like, I feel like maybe someone can pluck my nipples or something. Yeah, but I can't imagine yours are like coarse and dark. Wait, let's do that minor let's do the live show we'll grow them out yeah all right let's grow out our nips mine i'm already there i'm already there but how do we but we can't show them we'll just show

blur or cover the circle part yeah we can't blur do you think we could sell them sell auction sell our nipple hair oh my god there's got to be a market for it of course really i'm sure you could you starting with you what's your bid i'm not buying your nipple grab it off annie if i want grab it off me oh assault i'm gonna take it off on set oh wait wasn't invited oh my god i didn't even get a job as craft services you believe that we can put it on those like microscope slides we don't need that this girl does as asian she don't have the hair like us oh no i do oh you'd be surprised you oh my god i can't wait to show you i cannot wait to show you oh yeah i got some good ones i have so much padding hold on i have to go through the full

padding it's so crazy how much smaller my boobs are than this. I plucked recently. I'll grow up. Fancy you. I saw a girl. Oh, my God. I saw a girl. I hope she's a slug. A girl driving down Lincoln Boulevard. She was mirrored down. We're in traffic. Stopped at a light. Plucking chin hairs. I was like, if that is not the vibe you know when you feel stray hair and you're like it must be plucked now i will die i will crash my car looking for tweezers i don't care i have had that feeling i have it's so gross i have this like one we all have one we all have one where like every so often i touch it and i'm like it's back it's gotta go

fucking stray single hair and it really does it's like there's a bug on me and i'm like get it off me get it off me get it off me like i can't it has to go yeah my whole life is like derailed really i i feel quite the opposite i used to have these like wiry white hairs just pop out of nowhere in my body and i would cry when they would fall off i get really attached to them what because they're wiry and thick. Because her dad passed away. And it's my dad coming through me. His gray hair. Coming inside me.

The way you're telling it though, it's like they're your friends and then you miss them. She is like this. Do you remember? You have a tattoo of this bitch. Bobby had a skin tag he didn't want to part ways with.

Oh yeah. I'm so glad I got rid of my skin tag. I look at i go what was i thinking clinging to that thing i don't miss it one day every once in a while hair does still grow and i go i remember you i haven't had any like stray hairs on my face yet but i can't wait i can't wait to keep them there i think this is your topic is it i like it what is it it's this it's basically getting blocked as a compliment oh it's another tiktok look at that i've been tricked i've been trick talked into the tiktok

been trick talked into a tiktok let's call this segment trick talk it's the whole show let's all all right we're gonna watch it yeah let's do tiktok corner trick talk time to trick Annie. Into not talking. Only block women that they're crazy about. The opposite of love is not hate. It's indifference. The fact that he and his girlfriend had to have a conversation about removing you. That's a compliment.

I would never block someone that I'm indifferent about. And neither do men. And only block women that they're crazy about. The opposite of love is not. So I did bring this one up because obviously it feels like a little bit of a possible. It's a reach, but it's a reach for a win as to my high school ex-boyfriend blocking me. He's scared of you. That's a restraining order.

It's different. Okay. This is not. This is like his house. He's you're blocked. He's worried about himself. I actually do think you're right but i just wanted to share a possible i have an idea why don't you offer him a part in your movie

it's kind of based on him wait i think there is some truth to this though because i'd say that if like for me if i was really asking my boyfriend never to speak to someone again, it's probably because I am she is poses the biggest threat. Like I am so insecure about it. But I've been blocked. I've been blocked by my ex. And when he got with his new chick, figured it was more her thing. And I don't know. He probably just like wanted to be like respectful of her but i know that she was definitely very worried about me was it like

just kind of out of nowhere that you got blocked or were you out of nowhere was it before you took the tits out god i really um i think it's because um she was somebody who got in the middle of our relationship and um she was trying to um so when we eventually broke up and they got together um she has a little bit of protection i think well they get scared because they know that they're yeah what they did um know what could happen but no, I got blocked maybe like a week after him and I had like a great talk. We were just like, hey, like we were together for four and a half years. Like let's stay cool. Not like best friends, but you know, we run into each other.

Hey, what's up? And he was like, I'm really proud of you. Like great to see you like doing so well, blah, blah, blah. And it was the next thing you know, he was like blocked on all platforms. Yeah, that's the girl. And I'm like, yeah that's the girl and i'm like yeah it's okay though but because how long like how long ago was that are you still blocked now yeah i'm still blocked yeah they just forgot but it's weird because like i checked too i was like oh maybe it's just him but then she blocked me off of everything i'm like i'm not actively like searching or like wanting to partake like we're broken up i broke up with him like what

are you doing yeah and it's it sucks too for her especially it's like that doesn't really solve the problem problem you know yeah it will help though because you can like get out of you can you get over people when you don't see them like if you have to keep seeing them it is kind of like yeah but if you have to force someone to do that. She was, they were in a relationship and then she got him while they were dating. So it's like it was overlap. Yeah, there was overlap. It was already a bad. I'm not saying they're right because that's like a shitty way to start a relationship.

But it's just like, it's just if you can block someone, then you eventually will forget about them because they're just gone from your life. And then you can't look at them because I had to do that. I blocked my exes for a little bit and then they're not blocked now i don't care now okay but my argument to that would be that if you have to force someone to block someone like it's already a bad situation well it's already a bad situation because they fucking cheated so it's like you know what i mean it's like yeah he isn't trustworthy i just i know i think he is though and he was really into her and i had a talk with her saying like hey like beep beep like this relationship is over i understand there was like uh what do you call it uh overlap is that what you call it

but i'm like i am not interested in him and getting back with him like can everything just be cool and she she did but sometimes girls want there to be that like that makes their man hotter like right if she you know it's like she wants to think that you are maybe like pining over him or something like that because I've had that too with an ex where it's like the girl that he ended up with was like so harsh and crazy to me and And I'm like, I don't want him. Like he is yours. It's fine. She was just pretending that you liked him. Yes.

Like make herself feel good. Yes. A hundred percent. I was like, dude, there's no fight here. Like he's yours. But she wanted there to be a fight so bad. And then the next guy she dated, she stole him from a girl too. That's like her thing.

Okay. So here's where I think the, for me at least, I needed to have that talk with her because him and I were still living together. And so I thought it was just the correct thing to do to be like, yo, he's not coming here. We're not hooking up. There's no vibe. We're breaking up.

The boxes are packed. But I don't know. I just think that that was so unnecessary only because it's like, I'm not after him, homegirl. Like that chapter is closed. I stayed friends with an ex and ex I dated when I was like much, much younger. And we were like in our late thirties now.

And every time he like recalls his past, he always talks about cheating on me. And while we were in a relationship i never it's actually so funny like we were together for like four three four years and i never thought he cheated on me i was so sure that this person i was like no like we live together like i know wouldn't you just rather not know i'm like just lied forever like because it fucks with my head i'm like oh then it makes you not trust other people it makes me not trust myself and my intuition because I'm like how did I just

go to sleep at night thinking this boy loves me so much all the while he was literally like he couldn't stop fucking other I'm always so shocked when I find someone cheating I'm always like what like I know I just because I feel like trust is a choice that you you just like decide to trust people and that's just how i've always looked at it so i never like i'm never snooping for bad things like i always i'm like if i've gone into a guy's phone it's like for some other reason and then i'm like oh my god what you're cheating on me but that because of because of things like that and because of people coming forward and telling me that type of information in i've that's all i do snoop yeah like i don't respect people's privacy yeah see i didn't have the person tell me after it was just like after the breakup everyone else just

assumed i knew and i'm like oh that okay but and i even then i was like i don't think that's true but looking back i'm like in high school my my teacher told me like oh it must be so hard for you to I was like what no clue but they were all banging us so I do want to say one other thing about the blocking video which is like it is and I have like a more toxic interpretation of it than yours which i really liked of like it's for you to not see them but it is a little bit like of a flex if someone blocks you yeah because it's like oh i guess like i'm just too much for you to handle sorry i think so i get a giggle out of it if someone like well i've i've no but i've been blocked by like girls when girls block

me it's like they're like you don't get access to me but then i'm like i will very fast be over you like the minute i go like oh you're not like yeah you're not your instagram's not even fun like it's not like you're like doing funny things that i'm like it's like oh i don't get to see the flyer of the show you're on right it's It's like they're not punishing you. Well, what I find is whenever I do have like that dark instinct where I'm like, I just don't like this person. I want to block them. Like it is of it always comes from a place of having no control and having no ability to like express or do anything.

So it's like the last resort. And I try to never do it. But like it comes from a place of weakness. It's like, I'm just so mad. There's nothing else I can do. I'm going to block them. Like it's not good. 100%.

Even the way I was saying it, like where it's like, I can't trust myself to not go on your page. You know, like I have like an addiction right now. I have a habit of like checking your thing. So I'm just going to cut that habit off by blocking you. That's smart. But it is like, it all doesn't fucking matter. I'm just working on like

so see bacon was on and she did like our tarot cards and both of us got one that was like about not like reacting not having to defend yourself not like just like letting it go letting go of like my revenge fantasies basically you know like life will take care of that for you yeah like everyone has their you know come up and at some point the taylor swift song karma pretty good off the new album really really applies here have you seen nikki speaking of no she's in town oh oh she's not in your movie that was me i was fishing i was like what's she in town for? You're like, Nikki, what have you seen us for? Carlos, thank you so much for letting me eat you out today.

That was so cute. Please let me return the favor. Whoa. Bad friends court. You know, here's the thing. One of these days, I'm just going to say yes, and then I don't know how you would react. I'll react in a good way.

Imagine seeing that head between your legs. Oh my God. What is this? Benjamin Franklin? Wait, don't you guys just want to see that for real? I'll FaceTime you. Yeah, wait, you have to. I do not. Can I just say I don't want to be on that FaceTime? That's what I block all of you. Wait, hang on. You know what we're going to have to do with Annie?

We're going to have like, you know, that one movie where they open up. We're going to force your eyes open. Clockwork Orange. Right. Clockwork Orange. Oh, that was cute when you did that. We're going to force your eyes open like this.

We're going to tape them. She's even hot like that too. I was like, I want to fuck her eye holes. I was like, I want to stick my dick in her eye sockets. And I'm going to make you see Carlos bald head inside. In between you. Like I'm birthing a baby. Like that. That's what what we're gonna do to you

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