Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Hula Hooping GILF w/ Jamar Neighbors

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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slash trash tuesday or use promo code trash tuesday at checkout to get a sweet 20 off your first order that's nativedo.com slash trash tuesday or use promo code trash tuesday at checkout for 20 off your first order hi slugs i'm doing stand-up and i'm coming to miami and atlanta and raleigh get tickets at esther and ice.com hey sluggies i miss you this week you can see me next in toronto can Canada at the Comedy Bar, April 21st and 22nd. I'll be in Raleigh, back in North Carolina, May 12th and 13th. I will be in Baltimore at Magoobies. I have been dying to get to Baltimore, June 2nd and 3rd. I will then be in Salt Lake City, Utah at Wise Guys, June 9th and 10th.

And then also Calgary for the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival with Andrew Schultz. All right. I love you guys. I'll see you soon. Jamar did try to untie my shoelaces I did and I did feel flirted with for a hot second there I'm rooting for a threesome I really mostly want to be the yeah the podcast started yeah oh oh I got y'all surprised what

is it your dick what's going on Jamar it's a bell is that for me Is it your dick? What's going on, Jamar? It's a bell. Is that for me? Oh, wait. What does it say? Ring for blowjob?

Yeah. Somebody gave that to me. Who? Huh? Who gave it to you? For my birthday. And I was like, um. Was it from a person who gives you a BJ?

Yeah. Jamar, you are very, and I mean this. And I'm giving it to y'all. I mean this with no judgment. You are one of the horniest people on Instagram and my feed. Oh, yeah. You know why? Why?

Because people don't be acting horny on the gram. So I'd be like, all right, then. I'll just be that person. I kind of respect it because I'm like, okay, Jamar is in character. He's being himself. He's honest. You're you get what you see is what you get. You're a horny guy.

But not really. No, no. When I be alone, I just be drawing. Like, I don't I don't be I don't be fucking like that. You made this amazing thing of Bobby that I I don't even know what to call it did you just ring that what the fuck it's so awkward in here like Like, what is going to happen? She's going to give me trouble, man. She's the reason I can't go back on Tiger Belly. Wait, wait, you're saying you can't come back?

That's how I feel. Wait, is that why you gave Bobby that gift? No, no, no, no. I was just making shit. That was an incredible thing. What do you call that? It's almost like a, it was like this 3D thing of Bobby, but he had clothing options that you could stick on his body. It was like a it was like this 3d thing of bobby but he had clothing options that you could stick on his body it was like a barbie it was like a bobby doll but a barbie doll and i hadn't met it was

like a life-size bobby and i made it because i was just i was in an art you know thing and then so i made one of bobby lee and it was just like a yeah that thing right there and you could switch out yeah like on the side well it's not on there but you can switch out his clothing yeah it had a little voice thing that's so cool of his jokes and shit if you press that thing yeah and then he has a little accessories over there i think i'm going to do it oh but it's also a light you're talented oh for sure 100 okay i this is like the most i hate when people do this on podcasts but i haven't seen you in a while and i've known you for so long i just can't stop myself from asking what do you remember about me in the early days when we met i feel feel like I remember you trying to spit in somebody's mouth.

She used to try to spit in people's mouth. Or it was one person she kept on begging. Who was that? I remember that because I know you got it from Don, I think. And then I think you start trying to do it to somebody. Who was that?

I don't remember, but I know you're right. But you was like, come on, let me spit in your mouth. And I feel like somebody let you do it to somebody who was that i don't remember but i know you're right but you was like come on let me spit in your mouth and i feel like somebody let you do it and then they said that that's your spit tastes nasty or some shit like that that's probably the how my bad breath rumor started because i was spitting in people's mouths that's that shit wait that that is uh i can relate to that feeling of wanting to spit in someone's mouth because that's Bobby's first memory of me. You spit in Bobby mouth? Yeah, like our first date or like the first time we made out was like our second date. But before we made out, I was like, hey, just let me spit in your mouth real quick.

And he was like, what? I was like, open your fucking mouth. Let me spit in it. And he let me. I think it was me and Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally forgot about that. We used to spit in each other's mouths in front of people.

What? That's so gross. Yeah. Didn't he smoke cigarettes and shit? He quit the year we were together. I had it like when I got him a bank account, I got him off cigarettes. But then after- You really got them together.

Yeah, but he started smoking like the day we broke up. He was heartbroken too. No, he yes he was really not not not not like visibly but like you could feel it oh my god that's like that was your boy that's the best thing i've ever heard wait what else do you remember okay um let me see because jamar and I did open mics together. I also, I mean, I do know a story which I'm so jealous of and that you guys have kissed before for a scene. Who? Okay, Jamar. I never kissed you before.

Yes, you did. On my mama, I never did. Okay, let me remind you. So you know it's serious how I put that shit on my mama. I never did. Okay, let me remind you. So you know it's serious how I put that shit on my mama. Do you remember we were doing a short film for Lexi?

Mm-hmm. And you walked me down the aisle, and it was not in the script, but you swung me around and dipped me and gave me a big kiss. But it wasn't tongue. I ain't kissed you. I swear to God. No, I ain't going to say I never kissed you. I would never, ever kiss you.

But I'm just saying like, did we? I do remember us. I do remember, I do remember Lexi paying, well, I used to work at Target and she wanted us to shoot that short. Yeah. Or whatever the fuck that was.

Yeah. And then, and I wouldn't come in and she was like, I'll pay you whatever Target's going to pay Yeah. And then, and I wouldn't come in and she was like, I'll pay you whatever Target's going to pay you. And I was like, all right.

And I do remember us all fucking being there. It was you, Willie. I did that. Yeah. Was we like hotel people or some shit like that?

It was me, you, Benji. Yeah. We were at the, do you remember we were at the Hotel Cecil, which is like, we're a famous member. In Koreatown?

Downtown. It's famous. Literally like twoown? Downtown. It's famous. Literally like two years. I kissed you. Yeah. What'd you think? OK, let's OK. Like I can really remember.

And this one, I had a front rotten tooth, too. And your spit, that was around your spitting day. So our mouths combined was probably crazy. I remember being like, I really loved you so much that I was just like, oh, that was fun. You know, it wasn't, you were, no, it's not like you were creeping on me.

No. Yeah. Well, I mean, not at all. Not even a little? Nah, because you always look like a little girl. Thank you. He's like, don't that mean you kiss a little girl in the scene? Not anyway, but yeah.

Yeah, but it was a friendly kiss. So yeah, that happened. Jealous? Nah. I mean, like, just it's coming out of my ears how jealous I am. Oh my God. That's great. Listen, Jamar, I really do want to apologize because i think that people kind of um turned it into a thing um on tiger

belly a couple episodes ago maybe like a year ago i said that out of all the comics i would have sex with you know like you'd be like number one on my list yeah um i don't know if that got back to you people kept on tagging me and people kept on tagging me and saying shit i'm about to like who because i forgot your name right so i was like i was like i was like who who the fuck is kalilah and it was like you know bobby lee's girlfriend and i swear to god i was like that chinese bitch that's exactly what i said. You were talking about me, not Bobby. Yeah, and I was like, oh, and I was like, and I was like, oh, that's crazy. People.

And then I think you guys said it again on like Theo Vaughn's podcast or something like that. And so it kept on coming back. So I was up there like I was like, she's just talking shit or whatever. And then I was like, hmm. And then I and I went to your page and i was like i was like yeah she all right and i said i said that's bobby lee's girlfriend i love bobby lee so much i it would it would be like crazy all right you know but i really do like that you thought i was a chinese bitch chinese because whatever i really am just very profoundly appreciative that you said that you weren't attracted to me because i looked like a little girl what are you into i don't know i just

like as long as you're biologically a woman and you pretty we're not in that we're not in that category actually you look a little older like maybe you walked in here and you said i died never change yeah but but now as i'm watching you like a little bit more and more i'm over here like oh yeah you can see it yeah the adult you see an adult finally hey i saw you in home alone three or four oh yeah yeah oh yeah i think you saw yeah you told me that yeah uh what kind of check somebody yeah i don't know just be cute are you in a relationship now i don't think so situation ship i don't know i don't think so if you don't think so you're definitely not that's not true

oh yeah you're right there might be someone out there that thinks they are is there someone out there that thinks they're your girlfriend nah no not really um I skipped valentine's just to make sure like just to make sure like uh this this person knew their place how do you skip valentine's you just sleep the whole day I yeah, I put my airplane on it and I just drew. I just drew all day. Where did you get your shirt and can I buy it off of you?

I got, the sleeves are cut off. That's what I, that's what I like. She's trying to get you to take your shirt off right now. I got it from Target. But you put the RIP on?

Yeah, because Cartoon Network is there, right? Right. But that's, can I see it? Is it the cow and the chicken? You really want this shit? Is it cow and chicken?

Johnny Bravo? Yes. Look. You got to watch it, though. And it's kind of dingy. You still want it? I would love it. Oh, okay.

Yeah, man. It worked, Esther. One of the smartest people I've ever met in my damn life, you know? Yeah, man. I am Angelo. Remember Angelo? Yeah. Remember Angelo, bro?

It's Angelo Bowers. Yeah. Did you know Angelo? I didn't, but Bobby told me everything about him. Yeah. man. I am Angelo. Remember Angelo? Yeah. Remember Angelo, bro? It's Angelo Bowers. Yeah. Did you know Angelo? I didn't, but Bobby told me everything about him. Right. We thought he, I mean, because he was like one of the first like ones that was like, oh shit, this dude gonna make it. Like, he's one of the funniest people to ever fucking live. Like writers, like writer

wise, he's just great. Like, he's like. I'll be back. I'm just gonna put it on. Okay. Yeah. Like,'s like- I'll be back. I'm just going to put it on. Okay. Yeah. Like, like he was just fucking phenomenal dude. Like, yeah, I'm gonna, I still be missing him. Now I'm in here with a fucking wife beater and shit. I think it works.

Wait, you're very strong. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm going to stay like this. I didn't really- You didn't realize I was buff? Lois, you knew I was buff, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I've never really been this close to a man so buff before. Yeah. Yeah. You good? Well, women. No, women are strong, too, though. You ever been hit by a woman? No. You never too, though. You ever been hit by a woman? No.

You never been hit? Have you ever been hit by a woman? Oh, fuck yeah. I used to be a scrapper. Women hit hard. Yeah, women hit hard. I think I hit really hard. Yeah.

My sister hits really hard. But then, no, I went to, I got into a lot of fights in high school. And a lot of fights, like, maybe like my freshman year of college, which is with dumb bitches. I was a dumb bitch too, though yeah women women fight hard yeah what's up with you ask you got a boyfriend yeah for real you married what you're married you got a boyfriend no i'm not married well i'm married and i have a boyfriend no i um i'm engaged but he's out of town oh okay so i'm kind of like- So we can fuck around.

Ring the bell, ring the bell. Fuck, where's my bell? Esther? Jamar, you would not like me sexually. I'm- Why? First of all- You be crying and shit?

No, I cry. I'm the crier. But not during, after. It's like when I, after I come, then I don't. But it's not emotions. It's just like the tears just come out. I want to know, what are you like in bed? Like, cause I-

A beast. What do you mean? What's a beast like in bed? A beast. Explain, say more. Do you go down on girls? Yeah, I do. Do you? I do.

You hesitated at school? No, I really do. I used to to have i used to have this girl who i didn't even used to have sex with i used to just go and just eat her out oh you're a pleasure dom yeah i used to do that you read like one and then what will you just leave yeah and i'll just leave oh that's that's what i picked up on and okay so because your bell says ring for blowjob i i'm just curious like what would happen between us because i've i get a lot of feedback that i'm not good at blowjobs yeah you seem like bitey no i'm not biting is anyone really yes they call them jimmy jaws does... I know that my teeth don't belong there.

I know that. Look, there are girls who are just predisposed, I think, to dragging their teeth. They're the same people who clang on their spoons when they eat. So you can always know who a Jimmy Jaws is when you see them eat. Because they clink. It hits the back of their teeth. And that could just be an anatomical problem. Okay.

I'm starting to pay attention to how people eat with their spoons. I am not teeth teeth oriented but i am curious i now i have a follow-up question why would teeth be bad uh some dudes like it like teeth seems like like if you go like this that feels good you are a bitey bitch would that be bad some some girls have used the teeth good but like most like most of y'all like would be y'all be doing it by accident that should be scraping my shit up and i can't fuck for two weeks what would you do in a situation where like you're into the sex but the blow job is bad like what would you do would you just make it stop would you give tips

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Some chick skin. I like, I like when a chick like ride and then her ass is just going like. Oh yeah, see. I think I know what you're talking. I think that's like twerking kind of, right? But then what I like to do is this, right? I hold your ass. And I go over here like this then i do it i like bounce this like a basketball

that is really you you actually are really like you look like you're classically trained but i'm not but but somebody but you don't i don't think I fuck every girl like the same way, though. Like either. Yeah. Like some girls, like I've been bad at. Like some girls, like maybe like three months ago, and she made me come in like under a minute. Like she was just too much.

Body. Body. Ass. Jiggling in my, it was too much. She wasn't a stripper. She wasn't a stripper from the hood. But like, I mean, she had her body, her, her delivery had that personality on it. That shit cooked me bad. I just try to hit her up every now and then. She don't, she don't she don't she be like what

I want vengeance but I don't know how to but I don't I want a rematch so I got I got a blue pill now I'm ready to

fucking kill this bitch oh you know there are also those they used to be our sponsors but they're Roman swipes. What is that? Where it's like this thing you can swipe on your dick

to last a little bit longer because you have a formidable opponent. Like that bitch, you know, had you in under a minute, right? She probably walked away like that's a two pump chump. Yeah. So you want vengeance, but you got to come with a pill

and the Roman swipes, I think. And you got to get one out the tank before the rematch. Yeah yeah i didn't know that i was gonna i didn't know i didn't even know i was gonna have sex with this person and it just happened do you have like soft christian love making sex like ever do you ever like gaze into a girl's eyes and you're just so locked in and it's sweet and you don't do anything but missionary but it still feels good and you like being there it's not like the bouncing basket you know what i mean you're not bouncing anyone's ass yeah

yeah yeah every now and then every now and then i'll do that you see but that's what i do like when i'm when i'm resting when i'm resting i'm taking a break i just get a missionary that i just kind of just kind of you, wind my hips like a dirty bitch. I feel like your resting sex is like my wild sex. What? Yeah. What are you talking about? I don't know.

It's like I didn't- You're like slow sensual. No, I think though that when- Like biting? No, I don't think so that when you're biting no i don't think so are you into biting sometimes sometimes bitches bite too hard yeah you know but yeah a little bit though i ain't been nobody in a while because i chipped my tooth like like like a month ago so i am i've been holding off on the biting because that shit can really fuck you up. You and I have that in common.

We have gaps. You got a chip too? No, just gaps. Gap, yeah. But now I got a chip too on the gap. So I'm scraping shit. That's not cool. I feel like you guys both sort of insinuated that sex can be competitive with the partner,

which that I have to say really freaks me out. I view it as like we're on the same team. This is a beautiful experience together. It could be that too. Okay. Jamar, I wanted to ask you as someone who is just gotten out, as someone who has just gotten out of a 10 year relationship,

what is your advice on me getting back out there and fucking again? Cause I'm weird. I can't just like meet a dude and then fuck him that night like it's god there's got to be a what's what's uh what's holding you back from is there anybody that you're interested in and and like do you like do you actually want to actually like get fucked and like what's holding you back um i think that um i well i don't know i just yeah i think it's a mental thing like i have to sort of like like you as a person before fucking do you do you have

to like the person or you can just go go for it i kind of have to like the person yeah yeah and so for me i have to kind of like i guess like have to respect, you know, there's like a mutual respect and trust. And then like we can go hard after. But without that, I'm just not down. Oh, yeah. And so you haven't found that? Here and there, sprinkling of it. But yeah.

So how long do you think I should wait before entering another relationship? How long you've been broken up? A year. Really? Wow. Just not publicly. Oh, yeah, that's right. You can go now. Yeah, you think so? I mean, why wait another year?

I mean, you can go now. That's long enough. It's long enough? Yeah. What's your guy like? he's smart and funny and nice to me why okay okay like you know see an alpha uh in his in certain ways with me yeah i would would say Dave is like the truest alpha. He's like, he doesn't need to show his power. He just is powerful, but he never needs to kind of bro out with anyone.

Yeah. That's actually a good call. It's like, how do you detect if someone is truly an alpha? Like I'm struggling with that in life. And I'm also like what qualities do you have that are feminine or masculine that you lean into i don't know like i guess i just sometimes i think certain people are alphas because of the ways that they act and present themselves and then i have i'm like wait that's not it at all well presentation has nothing to

do with whether or not you're an alpha okay so that's you and also i don't want to date an alpha bro like i want to bait a bitch like i want someone who's not gonna try to well that's not true i want alpha in its truest sense which is just securely attached doesn't need to be boastful about it knows it and isn't a quiet quiet about his power like that to me is like the truest alpha because if you're a person who constantly needs to say you're an alpha you're the most beta in the room right but also alpha who the give who gives a fuck like if he's a good dude if he's a little insecure why the fuck not okay also i used to always think like oh i'm submissive in the bedroom but then i'm

like wait no i think i'm like a mix of both do you feel like you guys are a mix of both too it depends on my mood you mix of both yeah sometimes it's just nice to receive other times it's nice to like be a full participant and like i told you like i wanted to be like a pillow princess because like i did most of the work when I was with Bobby. Like I always did the work. I did the initiation. I was the one who did, you know,

like he had like, he just, he's 51. He got tired a lot. So like I would always be on top, things like that. Also we couldn't do doggy because just like the height, you know, disparity there. So you'd have to put like phone books on his knees or like wear platform heels. What are you talking about?

We can't, Bobby and I can't do doggy. I'm 5'8". He's like 5'3". I can't either. What? Right? Yeah, because I'm not tall enough. The height is everything, I think, when it comes to doggy.

You ever do doggy with a chick and she got a pointy ass and that shit be fucking up your pelvis? Yeah. Fucking, yeah. doggy with a chick and she got a pointy ass and that should be fucking up your pelvis yeah fucking yeah does that take you out of it that shit just hurt it's like why i feel like i'm getting a sock in my pelvis like a pointy ass is just a bony butt yeah yeah if you don't have a lot of like like the homie said i remember the homie said this girl he bit this girl over and her eyes look like two elbows he does like hades joke or whatever but that's funny yeah yeah oh boy you ever hit that You ever hit some shit like that? No, not you. Like there are no men here. Yeah, that's crazy though.

Phone books, is that what's there? I don't want it. No, but then what I was saying was because I had done so much of the work for 10 years, I was telling Esther, I was like, oh, I'm entering my pillow princess era. I'm just going to lay back and now just receive. That's all I want to do.

But then I tried that and I didn't have as much fun. I was like, no, I want to participate. Like I get off on being like an active participant in bed. I cannot be a pillow princess. How old are you? I'm 38. My pussy's about to dry up. Nah, nah, nah. Actually, you about to, because you about to be 40, like you about to go real hard. You think so? I feel like you are. You know what? That's a good point.

Like, I've never been hornier than I have been. I've never been hornier than I am now. Not right now, right now, but. No, she, well. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my bad, my bad. Well, maybe you have. Yeah.

Recently or whatever. Or I don't know. But like 40s. Like, I mean, like right around. Yeah. You ever been with an older lady? much older than you but i was like i was in college like this lady was i was 21 she was 32 oh and so also i was 24 and this lady was like 45 but not like dumb oh yo

say it say it um I didn't I didn't fuck this lady but I ran into a lady in air one and and she was like older she was like 70 she was probably 70 but she looked but you could tell she was like older she was like 70 she was probably 70 but she looked but you could tell she was like a she could tell she was like a playboy model like back in her days right and i

was i was looking at her actually she was she was looking at me and i was like hi and then she was like hi and then um i said hey you're you're pretty i like your smile and then she goes uh she goes thank you she goes uh she goes you your smile. And then she goes, thank you. She goes, you look great too. And I go, thank you. And I go, do you talk to black dudes? That's what I said. And then she was like, as a matter of fact, I do.

70-year-old lady. I said, oh, okay. I feel like we should exchange numbers. Oh, so you guys exchange numbers. Exchange numbers, right? So there's more. Oh, so you guys exchange numbers. Exchange numbers, right? So there's more. Oh, my God. I love you. Keep going.

So this girl, so this lady, I was like, yo. I said, I started Googling her or whatever, right? I ain't going to say exactly who she is, but she was somebody back in the days. And so I was like, oh, okay. So I said, hey. And I finally texted her. I said, hey, we should hang out. And she goes, oh, of course.

You know, she's 70. That's what she thought. She already got the grandma voice low key. Like, it's crazy. Anyway, this lady, she lives in, she lived in the Hollywood Hills. Very fucking nice house in the Hollywood Hills. So I took an Uber. I took an Uber there.

I was like, oh like all right nighttime daytime nighttime okay right and it was in the hills like the hollywood hills so it's like she lived in a place where it's like okay here's a gate and then you have to walk half a mile to get to her house like a compound yeah yeah yeah yeah but but it was so fucking dark it was so fucking dark i was like oh my god i'm gonna get eaten by a fucking coyote old bitch pussy so i was so i had all my light or whatever my little iphone light and i would i was up to like i was up like hey i go are you around here and then she was like why is she like 70 oh my god that light

is so bright and I was like where are you she was like cut the light off and I'll reveal myself I swear to god and I was like alright

cut the light off. And all of a sudden, I put this on my mom. She appeared. It was this house. She appeared with a red light. It was like a red light. And it was like a black silhouette of this old bitch. And she was like, I'm right here.

And I was like, oh, shit. And I was like, all right. So I started walking through. I felt like Hansel and Gretel, bro. I was like, oh shit. And I was like, oh, all right. So I started walking through. I felt like Hansel and Gretel, bro. I was like walking up, I was like walking up and I was like, oh, hey. And then she was just like, my, my, my, they make those iPhone lights so bright.

I feel like I've literally said that on a date before. It was me. Every time we do an activity, she would just show her age like more and more, right? Wait, how? You hung out more than once? No, no, no. Okay.

I hung out with her once, but like all the times we were, like the whole time we were hanging out, she would just show her age more and more. Okay, so what happened? Like I wanna know how the night, yeah. So we go in, I was like, all right. You know, I was like.

I want to know how the night, yeah. So we go in, I was like, all right. You know, I was like, in her house, it was filled with this whole fucking red light, like all this fucking red light and shit, she wouldn't allow- Kinky, kinky. No, the bitch was 70. So like the lights was sensitive to her eyes.

She had bad eyes. So I was like, I was like, oh, I said, yeah, I said, whatever. I said,

yeah. So, so what do you do all day? You know, I took off my jacket like this or whatever. She was like, oh, the guy just,

I just hula hoop. What? I put this on my motherfucking life. No. And then she's like, would you like to hula hoop? And I said, oh, you like to hula hoop? And I said, I said, hula hoop?

I said, I ain't coming for no hula hoop. I said, I ain't coming for no hula hoop. She said, well, what did you come here to do? And I was like, you know, just hang. You know? She was like, okay, well, we can start by hula hooping. I was like, fuck it, fine, I'll hula hoop.

It's the easiest thing. I was like, I'll hula hoop and shit like that. She was like, man, I must warn you, I'm not that good at this. I was like, all right, damn the hula hoop. And I said,

I'm trying to get this hoop. And I said, I'm trying to get through this pussy. So I said, fuck this hula hoop. I said, what else do you do? She goes, oh. She goes, oh, I also play catch. And I was at the like, play catch. I go, lady. I go, it's nine o'clock at night.

I say, what the fuck are you trying to do? She was at the like, you know, I just, she go, oh. She go, would you like to play ping pong? And I was at the like, all right. Long story short, long story short, this bitch really just wanted to hula hoop and ping pong and I ain't getting no pussy but you went

in wanting trying to get that pussy yeah but I didn't want to I don't and as I was low key as I was looking at her like when she was like hula hooping and shit whatever it is his body I said I was looking at her and I said man Jamar you'd be wrong.

You would be wrong. Because I was going to try to beat that shit up. I was going to try to beat that shit up. As I was looking at her body, I said, you fucked up if you do that. Oh my God. Because you could hurt her? Yeah. Fragile ribs, fragile bones.

Like you could get, if you also also like the statistic is if you're an elderly person and you break a hip like the likelihood of you dying in the next like one to two years is really high yeah so i don't want to be that guy that breaks the hip you don't want to break the hip are you so you were into her though you were attracted to her for a 70 year old old school playboy model like she i was like i was like you know yeah yeah no i mean probably a lot of it yeah i mean how much of it was like the idea that oh this is novel i can talk about this but also like damn she's hot or like she's it wasn't really about the story to me i I was like, oh, she's kind of cute, like to be an older lady. Yeah.

You know, like she was 70, but she kind of took care of herself. So, I mean, she actually did really, she was actually in the wellness and like all that shit. So she like really took care of herself. But like, she was still 70. Like once I saw her body and all that shit, like just in clothes and like hula hooping and shit. And I was like. Maybe if you had just stuck around longer, she, you know, after the eighth activity, maybe she would have. Nah, she said I got to go to bed at 10 o'clock.

Yeah. You got there at 9 and her bedtime was at 10. That's pretty late for an elderly lady, I think. And she lived it by herself. Thank you. I mean, that's a really hot story i was really hoping you guys were gonna all right man when i was like i used to live in uh i used to live in balling hills i'm from here like running around like

balling hills and um there was like this, there was, like, this lady, there was, like, this lady who used to live downstairs, and they were our friend's mom. And, um, but she was, like, she was thicker than a motherfucker. Like, thick, like, she wasn't a crackhead, but

if she, she was just thick, and she had, like, she wore these short shorts, ass hanging out, all kind of shit. And so, so one day, and so one day we went to the ice cream truck, right? Around the corner, we had the grinding and shit. So I was like, oh, fuck, I'm gonna go catch that ice cream truck. The lady, the mom was up there like, oh, I'm gonna come with you. I'm like, I'm like 13.

And I'm like, and I'm like, oh, I'm going to come with you. I'm like 13. And I'm like, oh, yeah, hell yeah. I ran to the ice cream truck around the corner. She ran with me and all that shit. And she was like, yeah, the ice cream truck. She was like, damn, I like your lips. And I was up there like,

I was up there like, you know, that was it. How did that make you feel? I wish I wasn't a little bitch back then. Because I would have for sure, I would have for sure, I would have for sure

ate that crackhead bitch up. For sure. Wait, how old, how old were you? Were you already fucking at 13? No, no, I didn't lose my virgin until I was 20. Oh, 20? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was't lose my virginity until I was 20. Oh, 20?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like a late bloomer for sure. But like, did you have blowjobs before 20? Did you do other stuff, make out with girls? I went through like a, I don't know. It's like some like awkward, some awkward phase where i wasn't in the i was in i thought women were beautiful and great but i wasn't like focused on that shit or whatever until i got around friends who were focused on it so um i wasn't i didn't get like sexually active active active until i was like 18 and then i was with a girl

for like five years and then but she was a virgin and so we were both virgins and we went wait till we get married and like all this stuff and i was down for it or whatever and then like we broke up uh i lost my virginity to some chick and then she lost her virginity to a a tow truck driver i put that on. So I didn't get really sexually active until I was like 20. But like crazy, crazy, crazy, like 24, 25. Yeah.

I wish I had waited a little longer. How was y'all? The first time I was 15, but then I waited a whole year again before having sex because I just felt so like I was not ready i my body was like tensed up it hurt me and i immediately felt the ick after like i'm breaking up with him immediately and this was my boyfriend and i mean like i don't want to ever see you again that's

how i knew i wasn't ready and then i waited till my next boyfriend was like a whole year after that i was 15 too. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Damn. I didn't even. Damn, I didn't even.

When I'm thinking about it, I'm like, damn, I didn't guess. I didn't even guess. 20 is a great age, though, because there is some, you know what I mean? Like. I started late. In fact, because my homies like autumn foods they lost everything like it was like 13 14 15 like you know like and i didn't they weren't my friends back then but like the friends i ended up making in high school and then i think when i was 17

i had went to like this camp or whatever and there was this girl there i like i like finger banged her and all that shit. I remember that shit, too, because I went back to my tent or whatever, and I fell asleep just like this. It's like... I remember that shirt. That's so sweet.

Yeah, that shit was cool. I think sexual things can be funny. I'm like giggly during sex. Like I like to be silly, but I've noticed that that's not really received that well. It's not a turn on for me. If a guy is coming in and he's trying to like poke me or touch me in like a jokey way i'm

out it completely just dries up the pussy so fast like he's got to come in with like the look of fucking like hunger or the feeling of hunger or else if he's trying to make something funny i'm out yeah just during sex we can be funny the other 23 and a half hours of the day now i'm really wondering like is did we lose our virginities too young i've always been like i've always thought that was a good thing to just like get out of the way and have the experience but then you say 20 is good i don't i don't know i'm just we all develop at different like rates, I think. Yeah. But I know for myself, like I didn't get any education on it. Like I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I was probably Jimmy Jaws for like the first five years of my life, you know.

Like I probably, you know, scraped a couple dicks, you know, in my teenage years. I don't understand. It's like guys want to like have you grab it and like do stuff but a little teeth and that's a problem yeah because you could uh you that shit like it just burned like it just burned like after you scrape that shit because now it's like raw meat like you got you scrape that shit to like the white meat and even just a little even just a little scrape. Like if you get a heart, sometimes you can't get as hard as you can or whatever. Like afterwards, not as shit, because when they get hard or whatever, that motherfucker start to hurt because now it's expanding and shit. And now I'm exposing the customer. I got to go put some colloidal silver on that motherfucker.

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Oh my God. I used to steal and shit. Hell yeah. I used to have wire cutters in my purse so it was my sister my best friend and i and she was a small asian girl so we would always kind of send her out and go through sephora because like no one ever suspected her because she was just so innocent looking but we would go into like all of these stores and just cut the tags off because this is- How old was you then? High school. This is when I wanted the certain jackets that I could never afford, like the Rockwear jackets, the Echo, the Baby Fats.

I just went on a tear through that mall. What did you steal? When I stole, I was like a kid kid kid i was like i started stealing at six what would you steal i remember i jacked a lady i jacked a lady in her family what did you just say no because one day one day my auntie didn't feed me I'm not laughing at your hunger it's just funny she just sent me out to play and I'm like

I'm a play on your motherfucking energy bitch so I was so fucking hungry and she she'd make us stay outside all day and I'm like fuck man I'm hungry and so they had just built this McDonald's and I saw like this Mexican family by this big ass, come out with these big ass fucking bags and shit. And I was

up there like, oh, hell yeah. And I ran. I remember running so fucking fast. I ran so fucking fast towards the fucking Mexican lady. She had like three kids and I was up there like, . And I had them bags. I was running with the bags like this, three kids and i was like and i had them back i was running with the bags like this like fries and she was uh slamming out i mean falling out of the goddamn uh bag and shit and i hopped uh i hopped the gate uh to like this elementary school and i fucking i was just fucking start eating that shit yep so i jacked that i go to the liquor store and steal some Mexican bread. Oh, yeah. What's Mexican bread?

It's the conchas. The pink shit on the top. Yeah. So good. The pandulces, the sweet breads. Those, right? So good. And I used to steal stupid shit.

We had a parakeet. And so I went to Rouse one time. And I stole to steal stupid shit. Like we had a parakeet and I went to like Rouse one time and I stole and I stole like some bird seeds because I was stealing from my cousin or whatever because I wanted to like, I don't know, like be accepted or him think that I was like cool or whatever. So I was like, look, man, I got you something. You know, it's for Chi Chi. That's so sweet i had a parakeet named courtney i named her after courtney love in the 90s and she would pick at my cuticles and she would do everyone's nails really well because she just loved eating like the cuticles but she was like free roaming the bird you should just do y'all nails yeah really really cute and then i later on i had a sun conure and this was like free roaming. The birdies is just do y'all know? Yeah. Really, really cute. And then I later on, I had a sun conure. And this was like. What's that?

They kind of look like parrots, but they have like a yellow head. But this thing was so smart. No, smaller than a cockatoo. But thing was so smart that it was potty trained. So you could just every like two hours, you'd be like, go poopy over a trash can. And it would go poop and it would cuddle with me and we would love on each other did you have an emotional connection with it it's like a dog esther because these birds are flock birds so they want to be close to you they're so incredibly

smart like my next one and i'm not going to steal one out off of nature but if i i want to rescue like a baby crow like crows to me are the coolest things, like ever crow or a raven or any corvid really. Would it live in a cage or free? No, no, no, free, free. Ravens are smart too. Ravens are incredibly smart. They are the only like animals outside of monkeys and humans

who pass the mirror test. So they have a self-awareness. They're really like complex with their tasks. Don't they have funerals too? Yeah. And if you do them wrong once, they'll remember your face so distinctly that if they see you again, they'll come for you.

So you have to be nice to crows, defend them. Those and tigers are vengeful. Vengeful, really vengeful. And I don't like the way like like how we've named animals like crows i think a pack of them are called like a murder of crows and i'm like why those birds are fucking dope they're so smart yeah and i think that people are just threatened by things that are like superior like we call them pests like rats pigeons crows these animals that are obviously so fucking dope even cockroaches those are pests but they can live without their heads for like 20 days they're obnoxious

yeah because they can compete with us that's why they can't compete with us they being your food and shit yeah if you live it if you yeah i've lived with cockroaches my whole life you ever had roaches growing up? oh wait where are you from? Chicago suburb too cold we had the B-52 the bombers the big ones that would fly into your hair yeah those motherfuckers were scary the Philippines yeah

that's surprising are you brave enough to kill a cockroach? yeah that's a turn on for Kalila. That is a turn on for me. Can you say it again? Did you ever used to like kill them like creatively and shit? Ticks, yes.

Huh? With a magnifying glass. Oh, yeah. I would get a tick and then I would wait for them to explode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that... Wait, okay. In your defense...

I didn't know i needed defending isn't that how you're supposed to kill ticks like i feel like i've heard the only way is you have to burn them or they don't die uh no i think you can put them in something like caustic fluid i'm sure and they'll probably drown and die okay but i don't know i don't know you might be right alcohol kills them instantly it says okay i don't know. I don't know. You might be right. Alcohol kills them instantly, it says. Okay. I don't know. What are you afraid of? Spiders?

Bullfrogs. I hate bullfrogs. What? Why are you afraid of those? Them things are big. They slimy in their legs. They're like, they're just so, I hate that shit. I love frogs and lizards. I do too.

I can catch, we used to catch toads. I don't like, I don't mind frogs i don't like the big ones the ones with a big the bullfrog they're like the size of like a head and shit like that i'm like i'm out bullfrogs are pretty big but toads are big too but they're like the size like your fish you can i can grab those but i'm talking about huge ones like and they's slimy and it's just like fuck that shit yeah i like frogs i am realizing like our life experience is so different like because you're buff as fuck like you keep talking about my body well let me continue i'm like a small girl and I feel like the whole world is scary to me. Can you just go anywhere at night and not be scared? Yeah.

Because remember the Citizen app? Yeah. So it's always like I live like sunset, like La Brea, like over there. Yeah. And so it's always shit going on over there. Citizen app going off, going off. But I be walking around and no shit be happening to me. And I'm like, oh, okay.

Because I be walking past sketchy people all the time. I'm like, he, yeah. I go to 7-Eleven, 3 o'clock in the morning. I don't be scared. Yeah. That's really cool. I want that. Oh, but you're a girl, though, too.

Also, you're so petite, Esther. And I'm a scaredy cat, but I so petite Esther and I'm a scaredy cat but I think that's why I'm a scaredy cat it's like women jog during the day and they get murdered like it's just

during the day yeah that's crazy kill somebody during the day it's not like the day you do that shit

at night wear black like I don't know yeah I think I'm trying to see where I feel hey, you that shit at night. Wear black. Like, I don't know. Yeah. I think I'm trying to see where I feel. Yeah. I'm kind of scared of everything too.

I'm fucking scared of roaches. For real? I mean, yeah. It's because I live with them for too long. They're like, it's like, it's like living with your abuser for a long time and then like taking a break and then

seeing them again. And you're like, oh shit, you're back, you know? Yeah. But then while you were in the abuse for years like you kind of just got used to it so it's not until you're out of it that you start to fear them so i think that's where my fear comes from what else are you scared of i'm like very curious now uh i'm fucking frogs. No frogs. Spiders? I'm not crazy scared of them. Oh, a big ass praying mantis. Really?

You ever see a big... Praying mantis is cool, but I've seen them big. I've seen these in North Carolina. And they really like... Where Gerard's from? Huh like where Gerard's from. Huh? Where Gerard's from? Yeah. My mama live out there now. OK, so I would go visit her and I saw like these big ass like they're probably like the size of this. And it was like climbing up a Wal-Mart, like like a Wal-Mart wall.

And I was like, I'll freak out. You know, it's crazy about pre-matches. They always say like, oh, the female, you know, you always hear like the female will eat the male after sex. And then I was like, that's not true. That's probably just something like people made up. So I found a female and I took the males are obviously smaller and I put him in a jar and I swear to you within that hour, she gobbled his ass up. And I was like, oh shit, it's real what they say.

It was so quick too. Like she didn't even waste any time. Why'd she kill him? Because I guess when she gets the nut, you know. Oh, they fucked and then she killed him. Yeah. She's like, you're useless to me. Did she?

I think there's even a movie called Praying Mantis. That's about a woman who like kills like men did that thing but but that's like black what black widows do that too do they is that why they're called black widows oh um the guy afterwards they also um apparently when they kill them they lay twice as many eggs because of the acid from the male once Once they consume the male, some sort of acid gets incorporated into the legs, eggs they lay. That is so cool. So it makes for a better.

You look inspired. I'm like, is this sort of the founding? This is like the origin story for why we live in a patriarchy. Like men knew that like our instinct would be to kill them after sex so they're like we have to like keep the women down you know what you know how like uh don't when bees uh come they testicles explode or like when they sting you they die i know that but there's another one like where they have testicles yeah

i don't know about those or it's it's something i i read so many animal facts i'm probably mixing them up like but like some something like that happens and then like you know how like men like when we come like we like go to sleep it's like that's just us is going dormant it's not gonna be sleepy it's just like we ain't got no more life force wait that happens to me too i don't think it's just a man thing because when i come like i want i'm so tired i could not even care to like wipe off any like cum crust off of me i could i could fall asleep with a towel on my pussy and just like pass out do you enjoy scraping to come off like like like that like um like glue i don't mind it yeah i think it's like a activity yeah yeah it's an activity food that's fun i have

a i have a weird question if a white person is like way too excited about black lives matter is that a red flag i don't know i don't know i don't like it too much like i mean i don't i don't hate it but i don't it's just like when they a little bit extra out about it because it's like they can't wait to show that they're not racist it's like that's what it's coming off to me and i don't think all white people are racist but i'm like but if somebody's super excited about it it's like because they're super hyped to be like yeah I ain't racist oh man but I've been living with the guilt of it's just trying to you know shave the white guilt a little bit and this is yeah how you do it why is that you no I I just in my neighborhood like there's a lot of people that have signs

that are like end white silence and like like black lives matter and i sort of get the same i mean it's i get the same feeling that you just described where i'm like you guys are too it's like too don't they call it virtue signaling It's performative a little bit too, especially a lot of people like in LA. Because aside from putting out signs, like what really like are they doing, you know? Right, right. Like I saw that on like a nice house

and it was like, that's what you're doing to help? But also, but also, also it's kind of to keep, if there's ever a riot again you know like they want to hat at on their shit like no we support we support please don't break our shit you know that's what it's for it's like a beware of dog sign like but for BLM people that's so interesting I guess like this has nothing to do with that or sort of but like

what I find interesting is like when dudes like find out that I am like Filipino like from like there's a when I see them getting excited over like the fact that i am like a fucking immigrant or filipino that kind of freaks me out when they like zone in on it what what is an example of them zoning in like in the you know who you've heard of asia files right like asia

files are like the george kimmels of the world which is like they'll never admit it but they only date asian chicks yeah it's like you can always tell you've never felt that way have you ever been with like a white girl who only like dates black guys say for instance yeah and i've also been like a i've also been like a white girl's like first black dude and did they always say it you're my you have to announce it there's there's a thing yeah for sure yeah i remember dating this um i remember i used to date this one white chick and she i think that she was trying to do that where she was like trying to curve her white or her racism by dating a black dude or whatever and i go to her

crib and uh she'll have like pictures of uh barack obama no on god michelle's books all kendrick lamar right and i'm just like this bitch like this is just braces like this is race braces and then and then there's me and then this this this is where i knew it was kind of weird a few a few reasons like she'll be she used to want me to read to her right so she's the woman she used to want me to read to her so i just be like all right but she'll give me a book i can read my ass off like i'm whatever but sometimes i'll fuck up on some words right and so i'll be like and so she gave me like a she was a hella reader so she gave me like these like these books or whatever and i'll be like, and so she'd give me like a, she was a hella reader. So she'd give me like these books or whatever.

And I'd be like, because the man would go down to the shop. And I realized, I was like, man, she probably thinks, oh, this is like a slave reading. Like this feels like a slave reading to me. And I like the whole theater of it all. And this is just kind of hot and uh you know I don't she could fuck you she could suck it mean like she I can give a fuck and then I did not and then I um I wrote I wrote um it'll probably never see the light of day I wrote this movie called Not Another Slave Movie.

That's fucking amazing. And I was like, I was like, yeah, man, at this runtime I was really going hard trying to get this shit made. And then, so I was like, hey, can you read my script? Since you like to read so much. She was like, ain't nobody wants to read. Like, you know, she was like, I guess. What's it called wants to read like you know she was like i should like yeah it's like i guess like what's it called like oh it's called not another slave movie and

it's like send me that now send me that now i said oh my god i can't wait to read it or whatever like she couldn't wait to read it or whatever she read she's like oh my god it's the funniest movie i've ever read in my life and i was like you're not supposed to say that because like you keep white like it was like i don't know. I don't know. But so I did kind of feel that she was trying to, I don't know. Like fetishize a little bit. Yeah, there's something racy. I dated a white guy who was like always really proud to announce that he's only ever dated or fucked brown girls.

And he felt that need to announce it to me every time. He's like, it was like a badge, a badge for him to be like oh yeah i don't like white girls like i only fuck like brown girls and like the girl before me was like hawaiian and then there was like japanese and i'm just like that's fucking a weird thing dude like he and i think it's a kind of something similar where it's just a notch for them another thing to like you know and I'm it's it's icky you ever date a black dude I only dated in high school I only dated black dudes and well my high school is predominantly like black and Latino but I didn't date a white boy until like much later on where you from Philippines so I only dated Asian dudes when I was younger my very first boyfriend in the

philippines he was the only black guy in the entire island in cebu his name was james morris and boy was i in love but then um you went to high school out here though um yeah i came here right when i um ninth grade oh what high school did you go to out here um blair high school i know in pasadena yeah yeah green and uh green and yellow vikings yeah yeah i grew up at morango or something yeah on morango yeah yeah um but but yeah i never thought i would end up with like um when i did finally date a white guy i was in a relationship it was like it was with that guy who was always very braggy about like, don't worry, I only date brown girls. And I'm like, oh, fuck.

That's who cares. So sketchy. Fucking weird. My sister always talked to me about that because it's like, they think I only date white girls. Is that the rumor around town? Yeah, and it's just like, that's fucking crazy because it's so not true. And I said, and then she was like, how come I'll never see you with a black girl?

And I'm like, man, I'm like, and I'll be like, man, I fuck like two black chicks last week. I'm like, why does it? But it don't matter. To me, it don't matter. And I told her, I said, look, the rules should just be, just be cute. Just be cute. That's all. That's all that matter to me.

Cute lives matter. Have you ever dated a Jewish girl? Yeah, I did. Really? Yeah, I did. Actually. Yeah, I did. Actually.

Yeah, I did. That shit. actually yeah i did actually yeah i did that shit this jewish chick she was like i still refer to her i said and she was like the best of all time wow yeah like she was like what made her the best i don't know man i feel like I thought I thought I don't know she could just do everything she could do everything she had a nice body like but she had a big ass titties fat ass and like this

she be I don't know she was licking ass fucking like it was crazy dog I felt like a little bitch like I was like yeah like she could do everything and it was crazy dog i felt like a little bitch like i was like yeah like she could do everything and it was just i don't know i feel like she turned me out i was still i stole her moves and be trying them on me i mean like your ass like i swear to god like i don't know that bitch turned me out anyway she was to go i kissed one at 09 was it 09 our kiss yeah yeah 2009 yeah yeah so cute yeah well on that note jamar you're forever cute lives matter and you're

forever going to be our number one instagram horny boy and we thank you so much for being here and we love you thank you for having me thank you for the bell oh yeah yeah and we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode