Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Wipe Me Down Before You Go-Go

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

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i mean it's it's heaven i can't believe this happened i love our fans they're incredible i meet them i've signed so many breasts i meet you i have signed so many i've signed esther merch i've signed breasts i've signed annie. Bring us your titties. We will sign whatever, like any parts of you that you want. I know I'm going to Indianapolis in March 17th to 19th and I'm going to Philly

March 31st. Oh my god. Hey my Philly people go see my girl. You're going to like it. I'm going to San Diego, Austin, Brooklyn, Chicago. Go to EstherOnIce.com for tickets. Annie, where are you going? Okay, I'm going to be at the Brea Improv on March 3rd. It's one night only, so come see me.

I'm going to bring some friends. It's going to be crazy, wild, and very fun. Definitely doing a meet and greet afterwards. I'll be in Richmond, Virginia at the Sandman Comedy Club. That's March 12th, 10th and 12th, 212th. I'm going to be in Las Vegas. I hope you can come there with me. Las Vegas.

San Francisco, back to Florida and Dania Beach. I'll be in Burbank. At Flappers, I'm doing a one-nighter June 11th or June 18th as well. I can't wait for us to continue to meet our fans. It's been amazing. Just go to AnnieLetterman.com slash shows and Esther on Ice to see our dates. You guys, if you haven't heard about Anchor, it's the easiest way to make a podcast. Let me explain.

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And also I had an epiphany. Brandon Wardell is the brother I've never fucked. There's still time. Oh. He's still time. Oh. He's only one of three. He's a special one. There's still time, you said? There's still time, baby.

How long's Bobby gone? Should I show him my padded boobs? When does Bobby come back? Why is he the brother you've never fucked? He feels like a relative. Really? I look at someone like him and I'm like, I don't need to read the fine print of his life i know exactly what kind of boy he is thank you for these andres yeah these are

delicious i feel like you're trying to seduce us i love that i would love more of that that'd be great i have an announcement to make and i think something is wrong with me are you tan i think no i put a lot of. Before you're announced, I just want to say I think you look beautiful. You look gorgeous. We love the outfit. We haven't seen you in a while. For you to come back so hot is really. Could have COVID because Jules went to a fucking college party.

What? And came home with COVID. Is she in college? Jules has COVID? Yeah. Oh my God. Is she a college kid? She's a college kid and she's been cast away downstairs she's not allowed to come upstairs like us usually at the house she gets

treated like a regular guest exactly i always follow covid protocols at your place weird so you have to take care of the vicious dogs now? I do. I do. But something happened because I've been monitoring my symptoms because I'm like, okay, I've been exposed to Jules just a little bit, right? Not too much because she went to the party while I was not there. But then the last three days, like I've never been hornier in my life. So I'm like, is this COVID? She's a co-ho. COVID. You think maybe it's a symptom of covid to be extra horny

i think so is that on the list i'm trying to think of how i felt when yeah annie you had it tell us i you know what it is you know what when you get the test result because i'm i have a cold now and i didn't it came back negative my result my test results but we also if you just had covid you couldn't have it right right now no nobody knows what who told you that falchi nobody knows anything nobody knows a thing i don't remember being i just remember getting a spray like i remember just being like it's weird i have a spray tan and i'm so sick right now there's like an extra shame when your test result comes back negative or positive you're like oh i have a different type of sickness than usual that is true because you're almost too hot to be sick to get COVID.

Yes, I was like, but I am tan. Well, that is like, I feel like literally it makes sense from an animalistic perspective because when you're tan, you appear healthy and that doesn't go along with being sick. And I had my eyelashes done. I mean, I looked amazing. How does COVID victim matter? Victim. have you ever had

sex while um with a fever uh-uh no but i've read on reddit like that there's couples that when they're both sick they'll have sex and i'm like i can't even imagine it i'm so uncomfortable when i'm sick like have you done that how do you i? I have. What is that like? It wasn't. It was the flu. And the your internal temperature is so hot and his dick is so hot. So there is something kind of cool about it. It's like an ice pack. Yeah. Ice pack.

But it is really. It's not comfortable, but it is different. So if you're into different experiences. I like that there's like so many like crusty tissues but you can't tell if it's snot or jizz oh speaking of jizz i have i have a trash tank idea i'm listening and this isn't just an idea i think that we should actually sell this i want to i want to remind everyone trash tank is our version of shark tank and it's where we pitch business ideas that feel like they fit in with the theme of our is our version of Shark Tank and it's where we pitch business ideas that feel like they

fit in with the theme of our of our empire of Trash Tuesday I don't know if this will um give us an empire but I think it'll give us a few extra dollars okay so I think about when I have sex and the most inconvenient thing afterwards is if he's like a a big cumaster, it just, and he doesn't have like the hot towel ready. I mean, if he does have the hot towel ready, that's weird. If he hasn't like rolled, like you're at a fucking Chinese restaurant. Wait, imagine before you even,

you get to the house, you don't even know that you're going to fuck, but the hot towel is ready. He has one of those like warmers that they have at the spa. At the hospital, yeah. Just rolled up. The hospital.

The hospitals, they have the towel warmers. they have at the spa at the hospital yeah the hospital the hospitals they have you go to a nice hospital what hospital are you going to that beautiful nice warm surprising thing ever annie goes to a bad hospital well in santa fe our hospital used to be we called it saint victims because we're like oh my god that's the hospital we have to go to okay um so i was thinking he doesn't have his warm towel i've been wiped down by kitchen rags i've been wiped down by a fake like plant a fake leaf from a plant like anything in the vicinity i've been wiped down in here why are we playing did you bang in my chair i'd be honored if she wait you got sex in here after the episode's over or a dirty sock you know boys are just filthy right

and i think that not all of them are very smart um when they have cum brain so i think we should make designated cum rags with embroidered lettering on it that says cum oh my god trash tuesday cum rags okay the cutest thing i've ever heard okay i'm i like where this is gonna be like um the ones that they use in the olympics they're like squeegee ones you know what i'm talking about the ones that are what do they call them for divers yeah yeah yeah the shammy the shammy i don't know if i like it saying comrade because i feel like we are more creative i think something about go go something about trash like i i want a different kind of label but i will say my i always use a t-shirt because it

it comes right off you guys have a cum rag for my nightclub i just got on my shirt okay annie is just gulping down dayquil i'm it doesn't have to be extra points that it has your jizz on it oh god he has a family annie maybe it's wet well we know how he made that family, and we'd like to see it. We'd like to see. I think that Pete's come. Well, I shouldn't be speculating on Pete's come. Oh, God. Sorry.

What's setting them apart, though, from just any other towel? Are they going to be extra soft? Like, think about it. Well, look, we're three hot sluts. What would we like to be wiped down with? Ooh, a... Okay. Like, microfiber?

Does silk do well? Look, I think that Annie is right. I think it has to have a chamois element because that's the most absorbent. What is chamois? A chamois is like, it's almost like plasticky. It's like a squishy material

and it just really takes all the liquid off and it kind of puffs out. It's almost like a beauty blender. Yeah, but... Yes. This is the kind of innovation that we need to bring to this we gotta make these fast because these people are gonna steal from oh no no no

i did have an idea for a name i said i wanted to keep the name and then i thought of one okay in all the comments everyone's like they're such pick me girls but okay are we the pick me girls what if we're just the pick me pod i like that it's definitely intriguing to me we're not trying to get boys to like us but i just feel like we're so opposite of pick-me girls because we're literally like telling the world about our UTIs and like our molestations and like it's not attractive. Do you consider the UTI equal to our molestations? No. Your own body's molesting you?

I can't. It's tickling you inside? I mean. Actually, it's very similar. i do think that my uti was more traumatic it's inside for me it was for carlos too oh i want to actually bring something up this involves carlos i have a theory that esther's tweets are actually just meant to be text to carlos can you pull up Esther's Twitter real quick? I only looked at one, but I'm pretty sure all of them have this element. Wait, you're right,

because I think the last one was, does anyone know where my computer is? Yeah. Or my laptop is. It's like these could all just go to... Directly to Carlos. Directly to Carlos. I saw you tweet at me last night.

Oh, I just was retweeting what she said. I said, check Carlos's anus. It's very choogy to tweet, I think. It's what? It's choogy. What's choogy mean? For old people. Yeah, choogy.

To tweet at all? Yeah, I think it's lame to tweet. So when I saw that- Esther's the only one that tweets out of this crew. Look, I'm doing it my own way. I'm saying, hey, does anyone on Twitter know where my laptop is? There's nothing choogy about that. You're really taking advantage of me.

You're going, I really want to take your time for nothing. I really want to make sure you're paying attention. I need all my fans. Rudy on, Rudy with COVID is a savage. What do you mean? Everyone in my family, Jules. So everyone in my family is like, oh my God, that was a great halftime show with Snoop, with Dr. Dre.

And she's like. And like a savage, she was like, I'm sorry. But if you thought that was good, you're a choog. And if you're defending them, you're a choog. What is choog? Fully choogie.

Old. Jules is, wow, Jules and Carlos are the same age. But Carlos is not, but Carlos isn't. So that's the weird part. It's like,

Carlos, how are you getting this intel? I learned from this girl I dated in the summer who is 25. Really? Can we meet him? I mean,

can we have him on? I mean her. Can we have him on? I mean her on? What's funny is I learned Chugi from her gay roommate. So it's not even really her who taught me that. Was her gay roommate like, just come in my room. Get over here, Carlos. I appreciate your bald head more than her. I've heard Chugi on TikTok.

Yeah, Chugi is a very, that would hurt me if someone called me choogy I think. But also should we just embrace what we are? Maybe because we are past a certain age you know I maybe. Women past a certain age maybe that's a new podcast. Where for the content is for the world

but I don't know I think about it all the time where it's like are we just like fighting or like shouldn't we just be like enjoying the world through the eyes of the age we are? I agree. I think though, I almost think that chuggy is doesn't mean you're older. It's like, it's some of the things. It's the things around that age range that are like to like Harry Potter is chuggy.

So it's like, I don't think any of us are chuggy. Right? What if I like pulled out like a wand no here's oh really you quibble i don't know what i someone said i can't read so you're never gonna get me on books someone on twitter said if you use um neutrogena makeup white what makeup wipes you're a choog that's me i used I used one today. I have them in my bathroom. On my pussy. Oh god, that's not how you're supposed to do it. We did a shoot last night. You had makeup on your pussy? Yeah, we did a shoot. I had a breakout, so

I had a blemish. So yeah, apparently the halftime show is choogy. It was, listen, the halftime show was fun because it brought us back to a time. I mean, the lip syncing was off the whole time but we just weren't going to say anything i just think that i don't care i'm fine with people

i was like worried for 50 cents like medical needs at the moment it looks like his airway was constricted like somebody just flipped them don't let him hang like i liked him hanging i said keep him hanging like that upside down the whole time. When he flipped, I went, come on, you pussy. Stay the whole time. And Eminem looks so funny with his Just For Men beard. I have not watched it. It's hilarious. It's colored in like my eyebrows right now. It's like, did you not get to your threader in time?

What's your excuse? I didn't see this Super Bowl halftime show, but how could it be anything near as good as Shakira? Was that when you took a break? Because you were so into the football? Yeah. You're like, oh, the football. I'm when you took a break? Because you were so into the football? Yeah. You're like, oh, the football. I'm going to take a break. Yeah, I needed a rest.

So you thought Shakira was the best halftime show ever? Yes. Did you not? No, I thought the best of all time that really moved me was Prince. It was just him in the rain. And yeah, nothing will ever compete with that. I got very horny. I hooked up with someone that night, yeah.

Me too. I watched that at my friend's house. I had just started taking improv class, and it was my first start in comedy in Philadelphia, and I had no friends. I took the improv class with my dad, which was so embarrassing. Wait, whoa, whoa.

That's how few friends I had. What? I moved back to Philadelphia. I was like, I want to do comedy. You're a loser. I Googled, I know. You're a loser. Are you a little jealous you didn't think of it first yes you're you took this is the biggest loser thing I've ever done and she took swim lessons with her mom abuse me no my mom crashed

our swim team my mom just joined the swim team I was like how did you get that in your size that swimsuit no give it to me beat me beat me with. You went to improv with your dad? Yes. That's so embarrassing and nerdy and weird. The whole thing. And my dad was so sexual in the class. You know how your dad would be in improv? It was exactly how my dad was. Dads are like, let's just make a cum joke. You're like, what the hell?

My dad was 60 years older than everyone in the class. He was 60 years their elder. And everything was like, I got a boner. Like, come on, Dad. The suggestion was eggs. But we did the class together. I see how he got there. I know, kind of.

But we did the class together. And then I had no friends. And I was literally like, will anyone be friends with me? I have no friends. Were you embarrassed at the time? Or did you think it was funny and like that he was doing that stuff? Did you have a choice? It was both.

I mean, I liked him coming because I love my i mean not coming not that way except i would be happy for him if he could still do that that would be great so you you liked being there with him i did but it was both it was both it was both it was like fun to hang out with my dad and humiliating to be in the class with him but then it's an improv class everyone's the dork but so i became friends with this one guy i was like all right i'll hang out with you and i was like thank you and then he was like my friends are having a super bowl party so i went over and we were watching the halftime show and he had said something about how his younger brother had used his computer and when he was searching his computer the next day his his brother he found

his brother's adult profile finder or his profile on adultfinder.com or whatever and he found all these pictures of his brother's dick he had uploaded from his computer so the halftime show hit and i went hey do you want to go upstairs and show me your brother's dick that was my line and we had a fun time i think you see it uh no i just saw his dick i saw his own dick and i'm sure they were looked the same they're very similar brother brothers you would know this oh yeah you banned all your brothers today brother fucker over here he has asked me anything i actually meant more from just like you seem like the medical wise person like if do if there's brothers do are their dicks the same i've never

fucked brothers i've fucked my brothers but i've never again there's still time wait does brandon wardell have a brother who knows i want to tell you guys something crazy i did what i as we all knew i lost my sunglasses you so i had to rebuy them you lost the saline i lost the salines when and where i lost them a week ago I bought these a week minus one day ago I bought them immediately after

because I was like I'm not gonna where'd you go? I got them at Bloomingdale's and then the other day I found my I found my Celine's so now

are we doing a giveaway? or you're just wearing double? I'll give them to Carlos but they cost $700. Because they touched my face. Oh, they went up in value. They've gone up in value since we've been talking about them. Carlos pays it.

What is it? They're $465 at Bloomingdale's. Yeah. So guys, I'm wearing rent on my face. Damn. I just went to Bloomingdale's and got a balenciaga wallet i got the balenciaga glagos but i had that kim kardashian's been wearing but you got those yes but they make you seasick the ones like how much are they 400 everything's 400 everything's

around 400 somewhere 800 okay we this brings me to a conversation that we need to have as your business manager annie i need to have as your business manager. Annie, I need to teach you about something and it's called inflation and we're experiencing it very heavily right now. And I'm, it's not, I hate it. Explain it. I don't know what it is. I don't know how to explain it. Speaking of inflation, your tits look great.

I extra padded them for you guys today. No, maybe there is something fun we can do with the second pair. Yeah, we can do a Celine giveaway. A Celine giveaway. Oh, yeah. Is there a way we can sign it? Well, I thought they were mine. Oh.

No, no, no. You would have to pay so much money for them. It's like crazy. Oh, they went. Okay, that was real. Okay. That's for you. Yeah, we know how much money your parents made.

I've never looked into a camera before. What's funny is that after this ends, Carlos is going to approach you outside and be like, I'll give you 700. I almost bought them in New York. I know he did try them on. Yeah, I'd almost go. That would be so embarrassing though

if he came in alone. They look good on everyone. I think honestly, I think I have a gift and that is finding glasses that look good on everyone. I mean, I can't argue against you. But you have a face that, like you're like my sister. You have a gift and that is finding glasses that look good on everyone. I mean, I can't argue against you. Yeah. But you have a face that like you're like my sister. You have a face that just

all things look good on it. It's OK. That's including you. So listen, that's so sweet of you. I thank you so much for saying that. It's incorrect. It's so sweet. It's so kind. I want you to know I take the compliment. I love you. It is so incorrect. My face is so wide that sunglasses go out on me like they're children's glasses all the time. Like when I wear the clown glasses, it looks like a little funny. Not that funny. And hats like a regular ball cap, like right here is where it starts to come out. It goes here.

So it curves out like this. But thank you. You wouldn't know a thing about wide faces, sister. Me? Yeah, you don't have one. Oh, I'm round. I'm a perfect circle. My dad used to say I'm a bowling ball.

Why? Because he stuck all his fingers in you? Everyone laughed too hard at that. Everyone in the room. Because we know it's a joke. And we don't think your dad molested you. And that if we all were very quiet, that's when you worry. I'm going to just say something.

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gonna say I put my hair through so much. I bleach it. I'm always like I cornrow. Just kidding. I bleach it. I put clips in and stuff like i really do i put it i i put it to its limits and so neutrophil has been really good for me to kind of replenish the all of the nutrients and stuff that it needs to grow well the other thing i like about it too is all the ingredients in it are actually just like good vitamins that you should be taking anyway and i have dave on it i just ordered more for him and he i do see it really making a difference in his hair because there was some thinning and I feel like that has completely stopped. Listen, if you're going

bald, you're going bald. But if we can get your hair to come back, Todd, it has been such a treat. Todd has an Uncle Scott that I am really hoping he doesn't look like anytime soon. Uncle Scott, I love you, but that is a rough bald pattern. Uncle Scott, we are sending you some Nutrafol.

We're getting a Nutrafol. Before they even sponsored us, you told me about them and I bought it because there's a women formula and a men formula. I got both, you know, because of my household. And anything that's actually not a gimmick and that's healthy and vitamin focused that will give you hair growth and make you prettier, throw it in. We're not Sinead O'Connor, okay? We're not going to be balding it up.

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Sorry. I'm dehydrated now that I'm a squirter. I feel like we've gotten so many people we know hooked on liquid death. And like I don't have to feel bad about that because it's actually good for the environment to not use nasty plastic

and to use a can which you feel so classy did you guys see they had a super bowl commercial yeah i did see it it was great and with a pregnant woman drinking it i was so honored i was like that's right this is a cool look to carry around a tall boy wherever i go is the look that i want for myself the rest of my life animator to a drawer, I love the drawings that they have and everything. I just love the taste of water in a can. Call me crazy. No, I think it's really good. It's like making water cool.

It's like nobody wants to drink water. You never want to drink water. It's boring. It sucks. But it's like popping, hearing that crack open. It feels naughty. It's awesome. And it makes water.

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is just have it shipped to your house at liquiddeath.com slash trash. Just get some cases sent. It's also a cute thing. Sometimes I'll bring it. If I'm going to someone's house, I'll just bring a case of it, and people are like, what is this? I'm like, it's just water, and it's like a cute thing. Sometimes I'll bring it. If I'm going to someone's house, I'll just bring a case of it. And people are like, what is this?

I'm like, it's just water. And it's like a cute conversation piece. It makes you look cool in hot yoga too. Like, yeah, it'd look like you're just chugging alcohol in hot yoga. I just discovered something about myself. Actually, no, I discovered this a long time ago, but I'm now only brave enough to say it because it has been sort of this taboo thing for a long time you fucked your brother

that's not quite as taboo as this i think but when it comes to queefing we've always had that moment of like shame when it first happens not anymore i think queefing feels so fucking good. It's for us all. I've always thought this. It feels good. When that air rolls out of the pussy that way. When you're like, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam. It feels so good. It's like horses trampling.

It's like a trot. So I've done this before, and this is a secret I've never told anybody. I ask guys to make me queef. No, you don't. And if they don't, the pressure waiters or like like george and carlos so if they have they're having sex with me from the back they have to pull their dick all the way out and you know i actually think that feels the best when guys pull all the way out and back in but it's danger zone because they could cram into your ass

it's true it could also bend yes yeah oh and, it can hurt their dick. It's danger for them too and I like that. Or when girls... Put your dick in danger for me. Like when girls like are on top and they go up too high and crash down

on half a cock. I honestly don't think I have my on top game that good because I can do like when my knees are... When I'm like laying on you on top

but like you see the girls that are like that are bouncing like frogs yeah i don't even need a chair like his todd's head would be like under here but there's no i can't you know what i'm talking about i need help wait getting on top is actually a very delicate it's it's like you know i'm talking about when you're doing the crouch? That is like... Maybe you're meant for it because your hips are the Asian squat. No, my Achilles are very... The Asian squat helps. So I can do... I can get on top any which way I'm needed.

But I want to put a minicam on a man's face when a girl goes too high and is about to crash on his half-cock. It's like the face... It's the same face you see of the people that pass out when they're going up on that one ride where it crashes them down they're like oh you guys are present for this you guys are some old hoes but i'm a pro old sperm you're like young girls just get face fucked

can you guys please try just ask ask to be queefed. What? Ask for the queef, I'm telling you, and then think about it and sit with it without the shame. Okay. And it really feels so fucking good. Should we try to record a queef song where we all like our queefs kind of like

come together to form some sort of Yankee Doodle dandy? Some sort of... It's like a feather in her hat. That's what her queef sounds like. She's coming. She's quivering. All right, so I do have to tell you something. Three days ago

at 12.05 p.m. I squirted for the first time. I don't believe her. I squirted all and I caught it like I was squirting. I was like, oh my God. So I can't even imagine what will happen when I know i squirted all and i caught it like i was squirting i was like oh my god so i can't even imagine what will happen when i know the squirt's coming i am confident in it we have the tarp down i need a play-by-play yeah i need okay so i was okay so todd and i were

banging and then he came and right after he came i had the the clit sucker on right after he came, I had the clit sucker on. Right after he pulled out, squirt came out. So you need a clit sucker. I don't know what you need. This is what the vibe was. Thank you for leaving, Carlos. He doesn't like when girls talk about having sex. Will you close the door? He goes, ew.

It's unnatural for women to have sex. For women to jazz? But OK, so I realized it's because remember when we were talking about how we cover up when we cum? Yeah. I was like, I i'm not gonna do that anymore i'm gonna just be open and just like surrender to it and i fucking squirted like a lot came out and it's not p were you trying to score like did it happen on accident it was an accident it was not on purpose i just was trying to go with it and not what did it feel like it it feel like? It felt great. I feel like I'm missing out.

Was he? No. It was sex? And it didn't even require the G spot? We fucked with his penis. Yeah. And then we were making out. He came on my stomach.

Yeah. Okay. There was a quick towel to catch it so it didn't drip in and get me pregnant in the grossest, most lame way where it drips from your stomach into the pussy. I always think about them like if that's how i get pregnant a belly button baby i will be so pissed and then this is so gross i'm sorry you guys are taking a lot better than my family chat but i wanted to tell everyone i was so excited and i just want you guys to know that anything's possible you can do it and i'm not

sure if the levies have broken i've been busy and on the road and stuff so we haven't gotten to try again look i feel so inspired but also fomoed out of my mind i have never squirted in my life you can you can you just have to when you feel yourself coming just like fully like surrender just fully pee on him push it out it just doesn't feel like i'm close though annie i always feel like i'm close and then nothing comes just doesn't feel like heat. I always feel like I'm close though, Annie. I always feel like I'm close. And then nothing comes out. So I feel like the sensation of like the hotness, especially if like the G-spot is stimulated, but I cannot quite get there. Yeah.

So I'm going to try the glitzucker. And I tried when I went on the road. I brought it with me. And masturbating, I couldn't. I needed, I need tugs. I'm going to need like, did you just say Wayne? He's Asian. That's what you call it don't be racist

learn your Asian culture I did not know my husband is not Asian and I apologize not yet not yet again guys we have so much life left okay so I feel inspired I am gonna try that combo and I'll let you know I'll report. I'm so desperate to squirt. I'm going to let you go next. I honestly had to almost like bury it and like let it not be a thing that was ever going to happen. Yeah. Do you think that it had to do with the fact that you just surrendered and didn't cover up? I do think it did. I think I was like, it was like a push out vibe rather than a hold in.

Okay. But then I did try to catch it. I know what you mean by that. Yeah. I want you to try. if you guys both do it then i will i'll study this and it just sucks that you bang on the couch why because they're gonna squirt on your couch i do this thing that i like i feel like i i feel like i surrender during sex but there's one thing i do that i'm kind of sad about, which is I always cover up my breasts ever since I was younger.

And I don't know why. Well, I think I know why. I don't like the idea that like from from where he's looking like my breasts fall to the side a little bit. So lucky. And I don't know if I like that look so much. So I always cover my breasts. And it's like the one thing that is like a big barrier for me.

Can I just tell you how lucky you are that there's something to fall? All that happens is any meat just goes down and there's just nipples i have a full by the way do i not look post or like i got top surgery in this outfit this is top surgery i don't even know what you mean because someone transitions it looks like i'm getting pecs put on right now i have a pitch for you if that's an issue is you should just if they fall to the side just have sex in like a sexy push-up bra i always have sex in a bra oh okay that's been my problem like i want to start having sex without a bra and just say fuck it how were they fall sex is when i put my bra on just the only time i'm only wearing my bra yeah so i need i need help with that that is

the one thing where i'm just like when you had I care so much? When you had your big old fake titties, you felt that way too? I covered them up too. I always wore a bra then too. Do you guys like to come on your tits? They like to come inside my asshole. Oh. Yeah. Because you keep queefing on them. Yeah. Jesus Christ,

I guess I'll come on our asshole. Yeah, apparently. They probably like that because if it's on the menu, everyone goes for that. That's the most, it's the most, it's the delicacy.

When that's available, who's not? It's the evening special. When I got a colonoscopy, the doctor straight up asked, do you do anal? Shut up. Because I have proctitis, which is like inflammation of like that area and stuff. He was like, well, there's two reasons for this. It could be like an autoimmune thing or like how, you know, like your sexual practices.

Have you ever used a butt plug? Because one of my friends, he said that like that's what you do if you're gonna bottom like you do a butt plug for like five days before i didn't know really to stretch it yeah which i'm like is he lying to me wait butt plugs are like spacers like the yeah like people's ears like the emo kids that's what he said but then i and i'm like well i guess that makes sense what else would they be for i'm, but that's whole is a high traffic area. You shit big shits. It can take a lot.

It is meant to be to take a lot of. Yeah, I never have enjoyed that. I don't enjoy it either. I think when I was younger, I just thought that I would somehow be remembered as the girl who was just a freak and let me do anal. And I always took pride in that. Now I'm just like, no entry. Damn, they called me Anal Andy without that. You didn't even have to do it.

It's an attitude. It's an attitude. They just really think they can stick it in your ass. I did have a friend. She's a beauty queen, but she likes to strictly be fucked in the ass. It is her thing. I swear to God, like I've seen that girl like fart out a whole Cheeto. Like that's how much.

What do you mean by fart out a Cheeto? Like we were on the dance floor once and like I just think that her ass has just been compromised. How do you know? Because she just, that's her preferred place to receive penetration. Is she gassy? she is always gassy i remember we were going salsa dancing and i'm like why is this dance floor dance floor smell so bad you think it would be less like fart because fart really needs the quiver the sphincter oh yeah like without the like if it's a loose asshole you think the fart just i just think that this kind of need to be like no that i think that makes it like the it can just free flow out all night it's just diarrhea

smelling yeah there i mean look i think this sphincter but maybe it gets aired out more because the air good air is going in oh or maybe it wasn't her and i was blaming the wrong person maybe her asshole is still frog tight i don't know, but all I know is every time I'm around her, I smell like a cloud and I have this need to ask her like if she- Is our frog the gold standard for tight assholes? Well, it's watertight, right? What?

It's watertight. They're amphibious. I don't know about amphibians. Annie's so confused. I had a little night quill, guys, or day quill and i i'm not quite sure what is it bad to take adderall with this i feel like it is but you know i think that you're annie letterman and let it ride rock it out you may know me from bragging about Special K, snorting Adderall at Taco Bell's, and being

an icon of sobriety since 2009. You were in the news. I saw you in the news and people have been asking me about it. You were in the news? No, it's so horrible and stupid. Basically, it was insinuating that I was sliding into

the DMs of a British DJ. Right. Which I didn't even know there was such a thing as a famous British DJ. Also, they must not, whoever did this must not know you at all. Like, that is not a famous DJ. A DJ? You wouldn't give a shit about a DJ. It's so far off from what you'd be into.

Yes. That's why there was no reason for me to even comment on it. Also, male? Like, if it was a female DJ, I would have been like, oh, my God, Esther. Like Samantha Ronson or somebody. Oh, that would be good. That's juicy. And what's so fucked up is I called Dave and I told him about it.

And he didn't believe that the post was about me. I had to convince him that it was that they were talking about me. And he's like, they're not. They said this doll face. It literally said doll face. It's going to be a bloodbath. Bloodbath female comedian podcaster. But yeah, no, it was a weird feeling.

It definitely gave me anxiety because it was the first time where like something, someone was talking about me and like I wasn't a part of it. I'm so sad to tell you it's not the first time the minute you leave early we are trashing you the entire time but you know what i mean like we do this podcast we're in control of it we we tweet our stand-up you do tiger belly it's like when have you ever like been looking at news and you see someone saying about something about something about you that is so stupid and not true and then there's people who believe it and who are messaging me and commenting

and it's like it was i felt like freaked out by it but i obviously also think it's kind of funny and kind of cool no i was like yes bitch you so awesome you really helped me because you said like this is a good thing and whitney too like you guys had like good like positive girl girl power spins on it of like no this is a good thing like people are talking about you but there was a moment where i was like what the fuck well it's annoying to be like have something that's not true and you can't you're not really able to clear it up exactly like and i'm never gonna respond to that shit like i don't i don't care what they say i'm never engaging i don't want to i just don't want to play that game i'm never going to respond to that shit. Like, I don't care what they say. I'm never engaging.

I don't want to. I just don't want to play that game. I'm never responding to anyone that says, can I walk you to your trug? I'll never respond to any peach emojis. What do you guys think of me wanting to possibly get married in a cemetery? I think it's on brand. Yeah, you do look like the chick from the skeleton. What? From the Corpse Bride.

Doesn't she look like the Corpse Bride? I can see it. If the Corpse Bride was gonna be live action, you would be playing her. Thank you for casting me. Yeah. I think it's a compliment. I just feel like we're not utilizing cemeteries

as beautiful parks as much as we can. I feel like also you could get a good value, maybe a good price for it as a venue. I'll make you a deal. Annie and I have to choose the cemetery. Yeah, we have to choose who you're getting married atop. And it's going to be- It's not going to be one of your Hollywood cemetery fancy places. That's fine.

We get to choose it. Well, wait. Now all I want to do is do your Hollywood cemetery fancy places. We get to choose it. Well, wait. Now all I want to do is do a live show in a cemetery with you guys. Okay. Can we do that? Yeah. I.

She's busy. Even though I'm not Catholic. I'm not interested in hanging out with you guys. I'm not available. Even if I were to say, okay, that sounds like a cool idea. And even though I'm not Catholicolic anymore i still have that catholic fear and i think i'd be taking on bad juju if i were to just do anything why'd you have to bring up the jews can i that's true can i can i counter you i believe that it's actually polite and positive to spend time in the cemetery because if there really are souls there they're

lonely and they would love to have life be a part of their existence if i saw three old sluts tap dancing around my dad's grave for on a live stream you're right i'd be okay it'd be awesome yeah yeah like i i love going to cemeteries my favorite is westwood cemetery um it's that's where maryland is um why'd you whisper her name i you know i'm just just being casual um truman capote there's so many iconic legends and it's such a small cemetery that like you can kind of see everybody and it's just to me it's a beautiful pleasant park whenever i have visitors in town i take them there it's like are you kidding me and who are your visitors they're your parents stop acting like you have other visitors who are your visitors mom and dad i always take them to the cemetery like it is true well you're like you'll

be here soon it's so rude to take old people to a cemetery maybe kids to do the kids think it's fun they do the crayon rubbings and stuff i mean my dad's a dean martin fan i took him to meet dean martin i think i think i'm a good kid he He's a Dean Martin fan. I think Carlos is too if you know what I mean. So is James Kennedy. That's a gay thing? Are you calling yourself gay? Oh no, this is our new thing.

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I swear. I feel you on a cemetery. I spent most of my birthdays growing up in a cemetery. Oh, this is... This is part of the abuse I suffered. So November 1st, November 1st, similar to like Dia de los Muertos,

Filipinos also celebrate that. So like that whole week of November 1st, you don't have school. It's like a national holiday, but you spend one or two days. You bring booze, you bring food, you bring it to the cemetery over the, what do you call it?

The gravestone. And then you drink and then you party with the deceased. I love that because it really is like. Where do we have to do that? We'll do it. I love that so much. Whoever dies first, we're going to party on your grave. No, someone who's already gone.

Speaking of the departed, do we have an update on our buddy? Here's the thing. I went to his Facebook and stuff. And unfortunately, his band, his cover band hadn't taken off too much. So there weren't that many posts about it. But there was a memorial on the 6th. And I just couldn't make it. And also, I was thinking about it.

He blocked me, okay? Oh, he did. He blocked me back in the day. And it's like, if he didn't want me in life, he doesn't want me in death. And I wanted to respect that. I was also tired, I'd flown in that day. But it just, like, if I show up and I'm like,

I'm a finger bang girl. You know, like what, you know, but I'm guessing it was a drug situation i don't really know how he died but i'm also like i should think i should be okay with not knowing i really want to just throw you some respect and compliments that you knew that because he had blocked you in life that he wouldn't want you there he doesn't want me in there because i feel like everyone has been at a funeral where there is that one person where you're like they shouldn't be here yep and they're usually very chatty and sometimes they're in a puka shell necklace but i just have i have a distinct memory at a funeral our friend angelo bowers And there was some guy there who just stole the spotlight. And we were all like, who the fuck is this guy?

Come on, man. So I think you did the right thing. Because I was going to be inquired. Like, I was there to get some intel, too, you know? Like, yes, celebrate the – he was really like – he was like a friendly, cool guy. If you were going for intel now, I think you did the wrong thing. I know, but I wasn't going to be able to hang well.

It would have been, like, so obvious. I would have my hair extensions in. They'd be like, who is like dressing up for this? Wait, do we know where he's buried and can we offer him a candle and a Quiznos sandwich? Oh, maybe we should go bring a, that's a great idea. Quiznos. I can DM someone and just be like,

hey, this is the situation. I can find out some stuff. I just, I'm always like, when someone dies, usually like a public figure dies or someone we know dies, I'm always like, when someone dies, usually like a public figure dies or someone we know dies, I'm always like on that, that like detective hunt to find out how they died. And it's so fucking disrespectful. It really is like not my business. I've had to really stop myself from doing that because that is also my first instinct.

It's like, I cannot just go to bed at night thinking someone has passed. I need to know exact details of how they passed, they were doing who they were with who they chatted with last there's anything wrong with that i think it makes sense disrespectful to inquire is what annie is saying to like be like how how how did they pass i'm not like it's like it's it's not my life so it's like if the way that they died if it doesn't like appear to me in front of me if i'm doing this search it's like nosy it's not ity. It's not for any – but I think the reason we do that is like a common human like need to want to know. Yes, like that's what – It's almost like protection, wanting to know like what should I not do or is there something I can –

To me, this is like a good example of how we're all just animals and it's like we want to know what happened to the other animals that were –, I always think when I'm on a plane and it's turbulent and it feels scary. And you're getting fingered. I'm always like, ow, my cervix. And it feels scary. But you know, it's safe because turbulence is totally safe. But the animal in me is like, I don't like how this feels bumping in the air. Like, I think the animal in you is like, what happened to him? Right? Isn't that fair? I think that it's normal to feel that way. But it can be it can backfire. Because for me, what happens is how many more cautionary tales do I need to tell myself? Let's say the person died being run over on so and so bridge. That's another anxiety and fear I'm implanting in my head. That's a good idea.

Or even if he had died of COVID or this and that like I now have I'm added on to the whole pile of ways to die and you know a list of fears I have do you remember that show? Ways to die yeah no it was great it was so

funny so bad for anxiety oh good but it was like I think about like with bob saget where it was like we didn't know he died what i think this is a perfect time for a banana break yeah talking about but also imagine how how painful it already is for his family and then people really just prying into how the specifics of how he died in his autopsy report all really just prying into how the specifics of how he died in his autopsy report all the while they're already feeling the trauma this is the bad

moment of their life is their death it's not like especially when it's shocking like that yeah you're you guys are right but i wouldn't beat yourself up for oh i still find out yeah what i'll usually do is wait for the one idiot in the comment section to be like how'd you die and then look for that for the one idiot in the comment section to be like, how'd he die? And then look for that for answers. Oh, yeah. But I'll go 8,000 comments deep to find that one person would be like,

wait, what happened? And then someone, you know, usually gives the answer. I could not find out. That's why I was like, I'm just going to guess it was like drugs or suicide or something. But he was a nice guy. And it was nice to kind of like remember how nice he was like looking at people's comments and stuff when i found out my old boss died i was

like oh johnny rockets no the lady the lady i used to babysit for i like had to know what happened i just and i found and it was yeah she hung herself it was not good all right i have to bring up a brody thing which is I know we don't like to transition. I had a psychic that lived next to me, this girl. And she she was like she would.

It started to get really kind of like creepy. I kind of want to write a horror movie about it. Like she just it started to be like she'd be like, don't walk. I'd be like,

I'm going to go walk to the accident. She was don't walk there. I'm like, what? Is anyone going to get hit by a car? I'm like, up so like things like that but then she goes your friend brody it was like right around the time when brodia died and i am guilty of like talking to people just talking at people like needing someone to just like be the body next to me that i just talked to and it always backfires they always always come for me. I'm just like, talk, talk, talk,

and then something happens. To a warm body. Oh. Oh my God, I'm spilling my Dayquil. Anyway, so she said to me, she's like, your friend Brody has a message.

Do you want to hear it? And I go, okay. Can I? This is someone with many catchphrases. So I'm like, sure, go. Can I get,

was the message, please give Carlos the sweatshirt of me back that you ruined the sweatshirt you immediately got makeup on so what was it she goes here's the message okay and this is our friend okay we know how our friend talks we know his cadence we know his catchphrases she goes he just wants to let you know he loves you you're such a talent he wants you to keep it's like never in a million years would his message be about me i was like take a take a little gander on google bitch there's like so many catchphrases he could have said if she said his catchphrase was eight one he wanted to get you a message eight one eight i would have been like oh my god yeah i don't know if you see this red dot on my forehead it's not a bindi i'm

not culturally appropriate this is thank god i i've had a bump on my forehead that i thought in the beginning was a zit and i was like i don't know if it's a zit it's not popping i go oh i got a weird thing i'm gonna have to go to a dermatologist. Avoiding it, avoiding it. Todd the other day goes, let me pop that zit on your forehead. I go, it's not a zit. And he goes, let me just try. And he fucking Dr. Pimple Poppered my fucking forehead in a way that like, this man made me squirt out of my pussy and out of my forehead.

I'm so grateful for him. I keep looking at him and being like, thank you. Even I have a scar for the rest of my life. It's like, I can't believe it happened. And then I started watching Dr. Pimple Popper after it because it was so exciting. I was so sure it wasn't a zit.

So now I used to not be able to watch it. If you can just sit through a couple of them, you can get through all of them. What is the point of that? Wait, what isn't the point of that? Yeah. It's joy.

You want to have a wedding on top of the dead. Esther, you don't enjoy extractions of any kind, like earwax extractions or ingrowns. I get it. I love an ingrown on my body to come out. I love a friend. Oh, six hairs out of one pore. Oh, wow. That'll make me come when it's a long curly one you're like oh my god oh my god and then more and more come out

but even hearing the stories on dr pimple popper i'm like that thing could have turned into a horn but people do have horns yeah yeah horns are a real thing no they're not what people can't get horns they're called horns actually feel i have a horn feel this yeah oh i have a bump they said it's just like calcium deposit oh yeah what extra brain extra brain look at her just like wait what kyle what did you feel on her head People have horns. How? Ew. Sorry. No. Yeah.

I don't know if this is real. Those are real. What is causing that? A lot of things. I mean, have you ever heard of stone babies? No. No. Oh, God.

You're going to have a good time. Pull them up, Carlos. Stone babies. It doesn't sound like it. Stone babies are- Sounds similar to an experience Esther had recently. Oh, God. Are usually babies that go undetected like for instance a woman is pregnant but she doesn't know she's pregnant it either becomes

an ectopic pregnancy but over time instead of delivering the baby her body just rejects it and it it um it comes out her skin no it surrounds like it becomes a calcium deposit and it becomes this stone baby that they have. This is my baby up here. Yeah, that's your stone baby. Now, I had been saying a while ago I wanted to talk about the movie Old. Oh, God, I watched it. Did you watch it?

Isn't it so upsetting? It's upsetting because I just found it to be such a you could clearly tell it was shot during COVID like peak COVID. Premise wise, it was really good i just hated the movie besides that it didn't bring me any yeah explain to astor what okay so spoiler if you guys haven't seen them night shaman movie it's like this island that people go to and they something with the magnetic forces or something makes them age like their whole lives in one day. So, yeah.

So like the, you know, they, some guy went with his mom, his mom died almost immediately. Then everyone just aging rapidly. And it's just so, it just made me feel so much. Why? What did it make you feel? Well, just the whole point was like, it would be like, you know, this couple came on the island and they were fighting. And then it's's like they grow old with their kids grow up and their kids are sitting next to them and they're just like what were we fighting about

like the whole it's like a little on the nose but it just was really i thought that it could have been a really good movie just like the premise of it was kind of cool but it just was just fucking weird what would make people want to go to that island no they were bamboozled to enter because it was it became like the scientific it was a it was a like an experimental site right yeah um and they would bring people that had like an ailment they were just seeing if they could cure the if they could cure them yeah of their diseases and stuff in theory interesting just poor execution. It was just really...

Esther, have you ever heard of a teratoma? Speaking of stone babies. Yes. What is that? It's basically like an evil twin living inside you. A slow yes is a no. I've heard the word, okay? Pterodactyl is what you've heard.

And that counts for something. Pterodactyl. There's a lot of things that sound like that. I like to call it like an evil twin living inside of you. And that might be, Annie, your third. You had a triplet. A triplet. And that's what this is?

This is so, it's like a tumor with teeth. Right. It could almost look like a formed human, but just very small and kind of just living in you like a but there's a whole movie around this it's called i don't want another spoiler alert but it's called malignant um but better than old huh who's in it god who's in malignant i forget but please watch that movie if you're into teratomas. Is all I'll say. Is it because the other baby's territorial? Well, like, I don't want to give it away.

Wait, is it possible that Annie is a teratoma? Is that why you keep bringing it up? She has a teratoma on her head. I'm bigger than you. Esther, you would be the size of a teratoma. You are little. Thank you so much. Everyone is always like, how tall is Esther when I meet them? And it's like, would be the size of a teratoma. You are little. Thank you so much. Everyone is always like, how tall is Esther when I meet them?

And it's like, I don't even know how to explain it because I'm shocked every time I see you. We should just tell people the size of a stone baby. Well, sometimes it's the same size as a stone baby. Guys, we got to go to Vegas. We got to go to Vegas. I need our show in Vegas. What would we do? Kalilah, what would we do in Vegas?

Is there like a... Oh, God, we're leaving it up to me again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not leaving it up to you ever again. That's never happening. Let me see. That was not okay. I'm leaving it up to Kalilah.

No. I think your idea of just doing shows and eating nice things and gambling, Annie likes to gamble. I think that's fun. Can we get a nice suite in Vegas and just like get high and I don't know, just see what, see where the mood takes us.

I think we just remember there, the tensions may get high, but we like that. We want to remember that's good content, but we don't want to shy away from it. We don't need self care on this trip. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's terrifying. Go in it. And then we take a couple of weeks off. My hands are already sweating thinking about that. But what what if we did like we did it when we had already banked a bunch so we knew we could get some time off so it could be like an intense a goodbye day it's a it's planned so that we don't speak for a month yes yes we can kind of decompress i think if we do like three days which i think is so long that's so long in vegas but i think we should dedicate an est day, an Annie day,

and a Kalilah day. So it's like one day we do everything you want to do Esther. The shows, we want to see Gaga. Save up your money for Annie day. Save your cash for Annie day because we're gambling all day, baby.

I'm going to start smoking again. Yeah, so let's do that. And so there's no confusion. And then we just part ways and then take a month off. We're going to take a month off. Okay, I want to know what are some things that you guys would want to do on each of your days? Because I know mine is so easy.

I would want to see a concert. I would want to eat a really nice sushi dinner. And I definitely would want the concert to be in the same venue where we're sleeping. And walk, walk, walk. Get your exercise in. Go to a couple Sephoras. There's like four on the strip. And then we all like take an edible

and we stay up all night and just have fun chatting. A Kalilah day would be, we'd go to the Red Rocks. We'd go on a couple nice hikes. Love it. We'd go look for petrified wood. Highly valuable.

Or a stone baby. Or a stone baby. Oh, God. We'd maybe go to bring the speculum um we'd maybe go to see the colorado river on a boat um and maybe why maybe because you don't want to get um because i i have a feeling esther might be like i don't want to be on a boat i get seasick and it's not even definitely seasick i definitely do but for kalilah day we'll we'll get dram, we'll... We'll get Dramamine and we'll prepare.

I'll also have, make sure that the boat has like coverage so you don't get like a sunburn or anything like that. Okay. Okay. So more of that stuff

is what I like. I love that. And then we're going to be in a fucking smoke-filled casino all day. It's going to be so fun. We're eating the edibles in the morning.

We're not waiting until the night, okay? We're going to be fucked up all day. If you guys want to drink, drink. Like anything you want to do, we're eating the edibles in the morning we're not waiting till the night okay we're gonna be fucked up all day if you guys want to drink drink like anything you want to do we're doing it in excess okay okay i can i can hang with that yeah party vegas kalilah is i want to meet your friends wait yeah i forgot about my day has to be we have to have a strip club on my day okay we can have a strip club every night yes every night that? Every night. That's just part of my day, your day, your day. All I'm going to say is we're 0 for 20 at this point. But the amount of times we've mentioned going to a strip club has never happened.

Kalilah and Carlos went once. We did, but then. Oh, you didn't get in? Yeah, we couldn't get in for certain reasons. We can't say it on this show. Carlos wouldn't take his hat off. But we were so close, Carlos. We could smell the...

Pussy? The baby oil and pussy. Yeah. No, I always... What reminds me of strippers is that like sweet... I can't remember. There's like a dessert smelling... I know what you're talking about.

It's pink. They sell it at Sephora. Is it Escada? No, it's cheaper than that. No, Whitney had it too. Yeah, pink sugar sugar something like that yeah now okay wait so we're gonna do that we're gonna go to the buffet and get crab legs i'm down for that buffet every day is like heaven i mean i'm not against a cirque du soleil i always like to

watch to see if maybe someone will fall but um i don't know like yeah it'll be late night. I want to go on the Ferris wheel. With New York, New York? The Ferris wheel or the roller coaster? They have the Ferris wheels, the one outside. You get a cupcake from the, they have the cupcake sprinkles. Oh, yes, the ATM. And can we take ecstasy on your day? Yeah, but we have to make sure our gambling's through.

Okay. Because you don't want to distract yourself from the most fun thing in the world. Oh, are we going to make sure our gambling's through okay because you don't want to distract yourself from the most fun thing in the world oh are we gonna do slot machines yes bitch we're gonna do blackjack slot machines and roulette is there anything better than the thought of us three in vegas it's so fun we're elderly-ish too we'll wear like visors can i propose something too can we go um sort of closer to the summer like between the cusp of spring and summer because there's just way hotter guys there sure yeah so we'll also we should get hall passes oh my god and he'll never give me one hall passes i i use mine on youtube

hers doesn't leave the hotel room what's um is there a bobo update um he's home oh good and um he's you know he's doing better good yeah okay yeah um well ladies it has been a lovely time see you guys next week we'll see you next week thank you guys and um subscribe baby let us know if you have ideas for our vegas trip let us know what else do we talk about today look listen here's what we learn queefs feel good yes squirting is possible at any age you too can squirt i'm gonna try so hard this week i think you can do it you have to release it's a less trying it's like that i think i need you in my ear yeah so when i'm close to coming i'm gonna be the one manually doing it look if it if it's got to be me, it's got to be me.

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