Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Y2K Game Night at Trash Tuesday - Ep 140

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

This week the girls travel back in time to the early 2000's with a Very Competitive Trivia Game and a lot of Britney Talk. They also talk the magic of Food Courts, NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, Lindsey Lohan, and the Worst Gifts They received and how they've responded. It's a fun one! Thank you to our Sponsors:  Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code TRASHTUESDAY and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Mood - For 20% off your first order and a FREE gram of THCa flower, go to hellomood.com and use promo code TRASHTUESDAY Living Proof - Give your hair the detox it needs with Living Proof. Visit livingproof.com/trashtuesday code: TRASHTUESDAY for 15% off your first purchase. FINALLY! Trash Tuesday Merch!! Get it at https://itstrashtuesday.com/   See Esther on tour. Check out dates at estheronice.com See Annie on tour. Check out dates at https://www.annielederman.com/shows     00:00 - I thought you eat all bugs 08:40 - Y2K Party! 16:24 - Your teeth are my favorite...next to your big, giant shoulders 23:35 - I always had a crush on my improv teacher 28:20 - The best gift you've ever received 40:23 - Big Britney news 47:00 - Game Night in America 01:04:44 - Sharing your clothes 01:13:08 - Turns down a nude?! 01:17:50 - Your date's footwear 01:24:20 - Boxers vs boxer-briefs     Subscribe! https://bit.ly/HitOurButtonsOfficial Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/2QDAi8X Trash Tuesday Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TrashTuesdayPodTrash Tuesday Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TTPodAudioTrash Tuesday Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday     Listen to our other Podcasts: TigerBelly - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tigerbelly/id1041201977 Rick and Esther Have a Time - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rick-and-esther-have-a-time/id1694264079 AnnieWood - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/anniewood/id1653515392   Follow Us: Khalyla Kuhn - https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk Annie Lederman - https://www.instagram.com/annielederman Esther Povitsky - https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster Theme Song Written by: Bobby Lee http://instagram.com/bobbyleelive Banana Break Song by: Can Nguyen  🍬  https://www.candyedits.com Visuals and Graphics by: Andre Strauss https://andre-strauss.info   Produced by: Real Good Touring & Ten42 Podcast Producer(s): Stella Young & Julien Bensimhon   This Video Contains Paid Advertising

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But we got one in the can right now. So welcome. We're all in our juicy sweatsuits i will say i've already worn this just randomly on the show yes thank you but you've worn the pink one the tan one guys i've been trapped okay they say you dress the year you were oh no they don't we're not gonna say those words anymore because we're not getting demonetized. Well, and I've rocked some like low rise Von Dutch. Oh, that's right. No, you had to come back with the most disrespectful of the trends.

Low rise is back. It's not me. But who are these? It's like that's why Osempic came out and then they're like, okay, now we can do low rise again. That's interesting correlation that you found. You're not wrong. What's the equivalent for guys? Are they going to come back with like the Fleur de Lis, like bedazzled?

Like affliction? Jankos. I want Jankos bad. Those are bad. Jankos I feel like have never really went away. Do you guys know who Brandon Dermer is? No. Yeah, I do actually.

He and I. His aunt walks the neighborhood with my mom sometimes. Oh, that's right. He's from Chicago. That makes sense. She's like, I know him. Who is he? Who is he?

That's so sweet that your moms walk with each other. My mom and his aunt, but yes. Oh, his aunt. Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, so you don't know him. It's very far removed removed we have some snacks for you guys too okay two thousand really snacks we have to reach in it's oh my goodness scary my my most popular personal 2000 snack was eating the cookie dough that we sold for choir every

day after school watching trl oh my god can you give us a song from Choir? Yeah. No. Give us one. You must remember one. One year we did like TV themed songs and that was fun. Come and knock on our door. Oh. Wasn't that our dear Suzanne Somers?

Is it? Oh, R.I.P. Suzanne. I have been watching Suzanne and Alan videos. Really? And Suzanne and Alan. She's so gorgeous. What? You know she passed away.

Yes. Well, you are someone that might not notice that. Notice? You just started singing. You just started singing the song without a tear in your eye. I didn't know what show. Because to me, she was on Step by Step. That was my show with her.

Were you a child in the 70s? Like, why do you know? Do you not watch reruns? This is like your, that's what you do. Give me my box of snacks. Were you a child in the 70s? Like, why do you know? Do you not watch reruns? This is like your, that's what you do. Give me my box of snacks. You didn't stay home from school? Wait, okay. So you could watch. I'm horny. I'm so horny. Put it inside

yourself. Quick. I'm in a basement. You sicko. Put it in you. I'm in a basement. Squirt. Wait, we're not, I love how we're just not going to share with Kalilah I know I wasn't around for the you did a ring I wasn't around I we did have ring pops in the Philippines I will say I'm pretty excited I know can you guys explain to me what these why they were special to you because I some of these I didn't experience Dunkaroo's like what oh she's so lame what I'm becoming autistic.

I'm sorry. I'm going back to my age. This was around the time when I was doing my occupational therapy. I get excited. I want to squeeze things. Okay, explain Dunkaroos for me. Wait, you're excited for bubble tape?

Bubble tape? Why? Oh, we had bubble tape. Bubble tape is exciting. And I have Dunkaroos, man, and you're shaking over bubble tape? I'm going to bubble tape. Bubble tape is exciting. And I have Dunkaroos, man, and you're shaking over bubble tape. I'm going to bubble tape you to the couch. Oh, it would get so turned on.

Okay, Dunkaroos are special because they were like everywhere in the 90s for childhood. And then one day they just disappeared and no one could get them. And it was really confusing. What are they, though? But now they're back. The concept is fucking beautiful. Okay, these are like the rebooted version and they're not as good. Oh, didn't they used to be sticks?

It used to be little whatever. Is it like yon-yon? It's just little cookies and then you dip it in fucking frosting. A cup of frosting. Oh, dude, we have Asian people have yon-yon. It's way better. I just ate the frosting. That's why I loved it.

Well, yeah, you had to try to ration the nicotine. Yes, but then I would just go ham at the end. I have to take out my nicotine pouch. What? I'm trying to find something bad, and I was vaping. But you don't smoke. I know. I just want something bad.

Do you understand? Do you understand? I do understand, Annie. And I tried vaping, and it made me me tired and upset and it's not for me. It's bad, guys. It's actually bad. I've decided. Okay, those are great.

I love how this is just a stick of pure sugar and then a powder of pure sugar. Do you know what it reminds me of? Remember when Apple TV first came out and it had the tiniest remotes of all time? I was like, why are these the same size? You were dipping it in candy? I mean, if I could have found it, I would. I lost it within 10 seconds of that. It was before you could be like,

voice command, just no TV. TV was just on until we unplugged it. Okay, but also the streaming remote, trying to watch a streaming service on a TV, why do you still have to type in like, da-da-da-da-da, you know what I'm saying? Like, there should be a keyboard on all remotes. Yeah, voice command.

Dave. Are you still typing? Dave is typing. And putting in, pulling up the key. That's in Todd's 90% is plugging in things and filling things out. Wow, that's in, what do you mean his 90%? You know how he does 90% of everything

I do 10%? It turns out everything's in his, wiping my own ass is in my 10% and that's in. Oh, what do you mean? You know, he does 90 percent of everything. I do 10 percent. It turns out everything's in his. Wiping my own ass is in my 10 percent. That's it. Everything else Todd has to do. I'm actually shocked that that's. He would do it. He would do it. Now we have the bidet. He turns it on for me. favorite category of snack from childhood is like the snacks that you get at the pool at the community pool like the tombstone pizza that you pay $20 for but it's worth $3 the grocery store did you hang out at the pool a lot because I was there kind of surprisingly a little bit yeah I'm actually offended I was not kidnapped we were very cute we looked like the three Hanson brothers just walking to the pool and walking home every night Annie I sent you a link of the Hanson brothers now. Listen, they're in my algorithm. Mine too. Not mine. They're looking cute, guys. There's a little bit of a pudgy belly. I'm going, I'm going Taylor. Come on. Were you Taylor? Everyone

thought you were Taylor. Yeah, I was Taylor. Thank God. Yeah, Taylor was a cute one. Zach was one I was like, they're like, you need to lose a little weight. Isaac, it's like, you need to gain weight because your head's very skinny. Oh, that's right. What's that one, Esther? Baby bottle pop. I always got these. These are so fucked up. It's like, okay, it reminds me of my mom's nipple and it's just pure sugar. Is it just powder? Thanks, Obama. Yeah, it's just, it's just pure sugar like it's just powder thanks obama yeah it's just it's just you suck i like how you were this was when you were in your late 20s it was in the obama administration i got really into these michelle um this okay so nerds are not like the taste i want. I never was like interested in the taste. But the way that they had the dual size, the packaging, it was really everything.

I love nerds. Annie, I have one for you to get really excited about. All right, put it in. More gum. Well, listen, this could go away forever. But the watermelon bubble yum. Or bubblicious. Oh, bubblicious watermelon.

The bubble yum wasn't as good. But the watermelon bubblicious was like me and my neighbor would like make out on a hammock and chew the gum. The flavor lasted like five seconds. But then you just chewed more and more and more. Yeah. Will you drink this black Kool-Aid for me? Wait, those aren't meant to be frozen. Great.

No. This is a great purple. Did you ever put the caps into your mouth as a retainer? Yes. Yes, I did. I used aluminum foil and pretended that I, before I had braces, yeah. I did that with paperclips. How?

I would stretch out the paperclip and put it in here oh that makes it actually that looks better it's fine yeah it was worth it making gingivitis too braces mistake i really mean is i got those clear braces but they were you didn't get the credit what of having being a cool kid with braces well no but also they're not clear and they're yellow. You had braces? Yeah. I didn't wear my retainers. How old were you?

I think I had them like fifth, sixth, and seventh grade. Let me see. Because they're straight. They were really, my teeth were really bad. You're not going to believe this, but I had braces for years. I love your teeth. Your teeth are like my favorite next to your big giant shoulders that make me feel more comfortable being next to you.

That's not how I thought that sentence would end. But I love your, your teeth are like, I think the idea, like people should be trying to get a little tiny gap. It's so cute. Well, I got braces too young and my jaws were not done growing apparently. So when I got them removed, they started to space out again. I'm spacing out looking into them. Did you have braces?

Could you guys afford that in a trailer park? Where I know you secretly grew up. No, you know I actually just grew up in a nice neighborhood. I hitchhiked to the trailer park. I just identified. Which one is that? Airheads?

No, my mom. Oh, this is Fruit by the Foot. I remember it would have sayings in it. It would have like... Esther, you've got an arm on you. And tattoos. Oh. it. It would have like. Esther, you've got an arm on you. And tattoos. Oh, yeah. It had tattoos.

You didn't have these? We didn't have. Okay, we might have had them. I just didn't. Look, and it's not to say that we didn't have exceptional snacks growing up because we did. And Asia is definitely ahead of the curve when it comes to candy. I believe that. I just, yeah, these seem like not that fun I feel like you'd get a fruit by the foot in your lunchbox

so it was like candy wait it was like healthy candy I just remembered okay no then they started coming out with the like fruit leather and your parents tried to kind of trick you it was the organic and you're like this by the way my parents never once tried to trick me into eating something healthy. There was no thought put into my well-being. Well, maybe they were trying to get you a couple of inches. Were you allowed to drink soda? There was no rules in my house. What part of you guys think there was rules? No, I call it soda. Okay. Really? Were you allowed? Did part of you guys think there was rules? No, I call it soda.

Okay. Really? Were you allowed? No. Were you not? No, we were allowed. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, I'm so sorry. My parents have eating disorders, so we didn't have, we would sometimes have food in the

house and sometimes not. When I was little, I thought that you were supposed to drink syrup because my dad would be chugging Aunt Jemima. I would come down, I literally thought you would order like a cup of it. My dad would chug it out of the bottle every morning. And then we used to put it, we would have like Cheerios and we would put the syrup in the, did you ever do that? In the cereal?

No. I would too. Yes. It was so fucking good. That actually sounds really good. I was so deprived. I think my parents restricted all of the fun stuff. Because they needed you to.

Yeah. Because they needed me to like be their racehorse basically. But what I would do is I would, do you know what Milo powdered milk is? Like chocolate powdered milk. Yeah. I would just eat it from the can, like scoops into my mouth. I would eat whole sticks of butter, just like munch on the whole stick of butter. I would eat just cane sugar. I have a moment to bully you. I have to take, oh, finally she has a ring, Esther. Oh, you've won. She finally got one. Finally, she has a ring, Esther.

Oh, you boys. She finally got one. Thank you, Annie. Thanks for noticing. Oh, my God. You're right. I'm the only one unengaged. But, like, that's more normal. Yeah, but you're doing better than everyone else.

Like, look at. We're not exactly, like. You don't want to be us. Look at this couch. My boyfriend just graduated from college, okay? My fiance is still in his 20s. And he has 30 reptiles and my fiance has sleep apnea and he's really old. Wait, I'm dating a sleep apnea boy.

Does he have a CPAP? Yeah. He has a CPAP. And I find it so cute. Wait, someone just asked me on my Instagram DM dms what's your advice for making she just started dating a guy with a c-pap and asked like how can i make him feel comfortable what how would you answer that um the first night that he spent the first night he spent over i was like hey don't forget your c-pap i want you to be oxygenated and not wake up with a headache and i don't know

like that's it i'm like please don't forget your c-pap that was really smart because dave slept over once early in our relationship without a c-pap and that will be the last time that i ever sleep it is so brutal it's just all night it is so like embarrassing when you like i used to wear a mouth guard like it is so embarrassing wait does todd snore todd does snore loudly yeah not too bad I probably snore more the CPAP has so become like a not embarrassed like I think it's hot when men do embarrassing things and they're not embarrassed it's so hot yeah like if he was just like like it, just wearing the covers over him. Yeah. And also, like I love when guys are guys. Like when guys are just kind of a little bit stupid, a little bit gross.

Like there's a little bit of that that I've realized lately. Like, oh, that's good. I like that. I feel like these were not around. What are those? Zuri picked the snacks out. I would like to remember when these. I agree with that one. I feel like I was like excited about these were not around. What are those? So Zuri picked the snacks out. I would like to remember when these. I agree with that one.

I feel like I was like excited about these and into them. But I remember being grown. But I did like the regular. Remember Lifesavers came like certs? Yep. Those certs. Esther, when did Cream Savers disappear? I don't know exactly because with these things, it's always like you wake up one day and

you're like, I haven't had a cream savers in four years and I don't know what happened. But that was similar to Dunkaroos where it disappeared. And then it literally just came back after I made a 12 part Instagram series. Who could say the correlation? Did they ever pay you no what happened was uh there's this company that's called iconic candy they've reached out not with any financial um benefit to me but they they bought the cream like they buy old things like and then they remake them so i'm like does that count does it count if it's not made in the original factory by the original corporate overlords. Corpses, I thought you were going to say

the corpses of the people that died making them. I don't trust it. I once, this was like my most G thing I ever did for a boyfriend for his birthday. We had had this bit. It was like, I started dating this guy around Halloween and there was this like gummy ear candy and we would just like jokingly like put it in each other's like pockets like we were always like kind of like sneaking it back to the other person. What age was this?

I was 25 he was probably 34. Okay. It was cute he was my improv teacher we did bits okay. Okay. But like honestly the fact that you got the teacher very impressive I only got him third third uh third class I only got the classmates not good I followed on Facebook there was a dm there was a dm ongoing dms all night we had a bit where we would like it was like that's so funny to date your improv teacher and then it's everything's bits everything we would write back to each other would be like an alphabet it would would be like start with an A, then he would do a B, then a C. And then we're always like. What city was this in?

This was in New York. And what was the age difference? 10 years. Would I know this improv teacher? Maybe. What's his name? We can bleep it out. I don't know.

He, he's, he's good. He's a good one. I always had a crush on my improv teacher. Well, he was mean. So I was like really into him. He was like a mean, strict teacher. I was like sopping wet. I'm like. And to yell at someone in an improv class is so funny.

I always had a crush on. You're not zip, zap, zopping enough. Improv teachers are improv coaches. And then always had someone put a feeler out. And it was just, it was never, it never. They probably all had a crush on you. They didn't. If they did, they probably all had a crush on you they didn't if they did that they didn't if they did they didn't no the improv teachers were always like

getting hot shit like it was always like you it was some of my improv teachers ended up with like girls where I'm like this is crazy this is crazy but so we had this bit where we would like for like months we were just like every time one of us this bit where we would like for like months, we were just like every time one of us would like leave, we would like slide this candy into each other's things. So so I found the manufacturer that made the and then I got him like a box of them. So he like unwrapped and he I'll tell you, it was an annoying bit because then he was just left with all this candy. And I was like, bye. Is that your that your house not mine that's so sweet I feel like you really are

like a very thoughtful gift I like giving your strength sometimes I'll forget to give a gift completely and then you'll get a weird one in March I'm not really a good gift giver giver in general or I'm not also not I'm a really bad gift receiver. No, I like, you know what I like? What? Well, because when I do get you something, I am trying to get you something you're going to use because I feel like that's the only way to into your heart is like save you a dollar. Every gift I get, I'm like, I can't hide it.

Like if someone gets me a gift and I don't like it, my instinct is to be like, why did you get me this? You say it out loud to them? Kind of. I call it Christmas face. I don't like it, my instinct is to be like, why did you get me this? You say it out loud to them? Kind of. I call it Christmas face. I don't have Christmas face. Yeah. What is,

has Dave bombed with a couple gifts? This is not a safe subject. He stopped buying me gifts like eight years ago because there was, our first Valentine's Day was really bad.

What did he get you? This is safe. He got me edible underwear a mug now in his defense he'd be like it was a specialty mug for tea and you had been drinking tea what did it say on it it didn't say anything on it annie and honestly when you open a valentine's Day gift from your new boyfriend. He didn't even shove like a thong in there? And you've been together like seven months and it's a mug. I'm like, okay, like, did you just, are we coworkers now? It is actually thoughtful though, because he was watching your patterns and the things you were doing.

What would you have wanted? I, that's the thing. I don't know. I can't, you can't win. What if he got you one of those mugs that's like the handle is a penis and it's balls and he's what would you have done because i obviously think that was perfect what if he had shown up with you know like the undertaker the wrestler would just esther across his neck okay that would that would be triggering but i also and i know that it makes me sound like a brat it's just like don't get me gifts like i everyone in my life i'm like no gifts please like i can't handle it and then that comes from did you

grow up receiving gifts or well not christmas obviously no we did christmas i think i know what it is what i think when you get a gift that's not something that you really want it feels like people and it also feels like people don't like know you're like well i just feel bad i'm like you wasted money and like we need to fix this. We need to return this. Like and then one other time he tried. I feel so bad like because it was when I was hosting Glowing Up, which is like a podcast about skincare.

And he got me this huge box of like all this really nice Korean skincare. And I'm like. You're like, I get it free. No, but I was I was like, Dave, like Korean skincare breaks me out. Like I can't. Get it free. No, but I was like, Dave, Korean skincare breaks me out. Wait, what is the best gift you've ever received from anyone? Where you were like, oh, they nailed this. I mean, what comes to mind first is my 16th birthday.

Like my dad. Got you a car. No, yeah. Are you kidding? Are you fucking kidding? Came out, there was just a bow on a car that's the neighbors they took me to we went to Mangiano's classiest joint in the city in Skokie and I my dad like gave me a gift and it was a Fannie Mae box which is like a famous you know Chicago chocolatier and it was here's why it was good because there was a misdirection because as soon

as they handed me the Fannie Mae box, I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I was in a bitchy mood and then I opened it and there was like a trip ticket to take me to New York. Oh, so you like to be gifted experiences. I think so. Or just like something. Like when you went to Japan? Well, that wasn't a gift. It was a nightmare. It nightmare that's a paralympics do you guys have like a best gift that you've ever had do you remember i like giving gifts more than receiving them i like getting gifts too though um i like giving giving is fun giving is fun actually when you when you really nail it and when you really like that's fun i like when people know i'm paying attention and i know like i think i did a good swing for you but it didn't work when

i got you the gold tongue scraper oh but it was too thick yeah it hurt it actually hurt me but that is like a win for me that's a pretty that's really good that is really good the thought is there i got like a like an up level of a thing I know you use. Gold-plated tongue scraper is pretty cool. I once gave my third grade girlfriend my mom's pearls. Oh my god. Was she pissed?

Yeah, my mom was pissed and the girl's mom actually had to return them. And then the Lord punished all of you by making you only want girl necklaces given by men the rest of your life. That's what made me gay. You were so bad at being straight. Did you or Bobby ever have like a big fun, like gift giving or receiving? No, he's a, let me guess. He just threw cash.

He was like, buy yourself a gift. Gift cards, yeah. Like, I think our first... Gift cards are actually so funny. My first birthday, it was like a gas card, Starbucks, and then Target. Each one was worth $100, and he just like slid it across the table. I like it. Honestly, I love that.

Yeah? Yeah. I was like, oh, thanks. Practical. Honestly, I love that. Yeah? Yeah. I was like, oh, thanks.

Practical. My first gift to him, because we were obsessed with my 600-pound life. Yeah, that's what turned you on. You guys got horny. Yeah, we got horny. Did you like the whale? It was a hard watch for me. On the plane, because I watched it on an international flight, and I was like, I think I'm going to get a panic attack

just listening to the breathing. Why would they do that to us I know that was that was I've spent my whole life not ever being in that situation in what situation seeing an obese man really struggle the opening scene is just him dying from jerking off yeah but I I I, our first Christmas together, I framed, it was a framed picture of our favorite contestants, contestants, people on my 600 pound life. And I made it into a Christmas card and I framed it. He thought it was really funny, but then he didn't really, that's, that's it. I made my ex-boyfriend, he like loved my ass.

So I made him a birthday card once that was like, the front was like my ass with a skirt on and then you lifted it and it said happy birthday it was like my skirt came up oh my god what do you think about people who do like full like boudoir sessions and make calendars for their partners any time a gift is a photo of yourself it's like not a gift it's funny though I've had a guy do this to me but a boudoir thing is like to me like a little cheesy it's a little like red shoe can i tell you what this guy did to me aside from obviously i've told you like he bought himself a plane ticket to join my family vacation that he was not invited to but he made me an album it was like on the last page it was like all pictures of him but the last

page it was of him in one of those like thrones, you know, those like a furniture that looks, that looks like a throne. And it said in the bottom, a king is not a king without his queen, but it's just a picture of him. And like, I was 22. I didn't know any better. He was 40. So I was like, Dr. Remini or whatever. He was 40 doing this? Romani, we need you yeah and i that's so disgusting i don't know i stayed with him for like a year and a half but i did but i remember now i look back and i'm like why didn't someone intervene when they saw this fucking like who are the adults in my life this is why creepy guys have to date women in their 20s because they're stupid like you were too stupid

to know better no no yes of course well you're just and it's when you're young it's just hard to get out of relationships too for some reason and you don't know what's right and what's wrong kind of you know what i do need to give dave credit because there was one funny gift he really nailed which is then and i'm revealing something very embarrassing on myself but when I was like probably this was like eight years ago I would jokingly often refer to myself to Dave as a skinny pretty famous humble comedian and he got me like for one whatever holiday it was like this like like you know underwear that said that on the back and, like, a bunch of stuff that said that.

And that was pretty funny. My best friend in high school or, like, a little bit after high school, my 18th birthday, everyone kind of wasn't, like, she was on a trip. My parents were out of town. Like, it was, like, this weird, like, I guess we're doing this alone as a twin, you know, like doing things alone but so she knew she was gonna be out of town so she like left outside my door it was a dvd of adventures in babysitting and then she like made her like she put like her face on like a cup

and like like an upside down cup and it was like really cute then she friend dumped me two years later but it was a really good it was a great great, it was a cute. You should get one of those shirts that says dump her. Dump her. Dump me. Was it a formal? I'm with dump. I want that one. Dump me. Was it a formal dumping? Do people do that where they have a sit down talk? Well, I wasn't dumping. I wasn't taking the dumping. was just like thought she was busy because I was like we loved each other and she had like written me this when when I went off to college she wrote me this like letter about like that was I felt so seen by her like about how cool just like this whole like really she's like I feel like I'm giving a eulogy it was just this really

sweet little notebook paper she's like don't read this until you leave or whatever that's already sounds too intense is she in love with you no I think what happened was I'm just I am obviously like a lot and I am always like myself whether I'm trying to be or not and she got into this like really hipster crowd when she ended up going to school in Michigan. And she got into this, like, really hipstery, like, art crew where you can't, like, I was, like, a liability, I feel like, with them. Where I was just going to come in and be, like, because I just called people out. Like, I would just be, like, okay. No, we went out for New Year's. We were in New York. And her friends were being, like, they were, like, being condescending to me. And I'm, like, not, I think I'm pretty, like, aware of when that's happening or whatever.

So I would just kind of like let it roll. And then I kind of would just call it out. And she sided with, she was like, Annie, you're giving us all headaches or something. And I was like, she's like. You're like, I know. I was like, yeah. And the more you ignore me, the crazier I feel. The more I'm going to talk. Don't you know?

I'm like a pull talk toy, bitch. Like I, there was like trouble in paradise, but I just, I don't know. I always thought it was just like, she was going through stuff. And then I think she just had a boyfriend who, I mean, my interpretation was, I obviously I don't know what was going on. I'm like old enough to know that, like, but he, he was treating her in a way that I didn't like seeing him treat, her be treated, but I don't know what had been going on. Just I just felt like he was being rude and I would kind of like try to make a joke about it.

And then that wasn't cool. And then I ended up running into her years later on the subway in New York. And she was like, yeah, I married that guy. I don't say any of their names. She's like, I married him. And I was like, that's great. Like, I don't know. It just seemed like she was like, I don't know. Thought that I married that guy. I don't want to say any of their names, but she's like, I married him. And I was like, that's great. Like, I don't know. It just seemed like she was like, I don't know.

Thought that I was, didn't. The one that got away. That's all the story is. This sounds like a lesbian movie. I did take her with me to go hang out with my friends. Everyone fell in love with her. Like she was like very, very beautiful, very funny, very cool.

She's still, I mean, I haven't seen her in years, but I'm sure she still is but uh really just like a funny smart person and um I brought her I had these friends that I met through my like Quaker stuff that lived up in Williamsport and I would go up and hang out with them and we do like country things like going snowmobiles and go caving and spelunking and shit and weird stuff. But I remember bringing her to one of those parties and she, they obviously were immediately in love with her and I just had to be like, this is what happens. Here she is. Here she is.

And it ended up with all of us like on mushrooms and she definitely was masturbating in front of everyone in a bed. Like we were, like people were starting to make out but she was just fully. There was some interesting. Masturbate in public is crazy. I've never just started masturbating in front of a group, but I remember being like,

oh, okay. My friends were like, your friend's awesome. There is a category of gifts though, that actually I do appreciate and I think is good. And you can't really fuck up, which is a surprise gift.

Like it's not a birthday. It's not a't really fuck up which is a surprise gift like it's not a birthday it's not a holiday it's just like a random gift yeah because i remember and i i feel like i need to give dave credit because all i do is talk shit about him on this podcast you really do not he's like whenever he listens he's like well i heard you you know it's just something like bad i said about i was like you know you're not attracted to me whatever that's my sorry we just made you to me whatever um that's my sorry we just made you say it again actually that's my stand-up like the thing he gets mad about can you tell us more um but when we first started dating and i did a i had a podcast called weird

adults and i had just recorded an episode with eliza schlesinger where we like went into like basic girl stuff and talked all about Yankee candles. And I know. And we had been dating. Me and Dave have been like three weeks in. And literally I go to his apartment and he bought all these Yankee candles for me. And I was like. How many was it?

Just a menorah? It was probably like four or five. But I'm like, no one has. It was so so sweet thoughtful have you listened to the episode yes okay like that was like guys if you're listening like well three to five weeks in guys don't listen you know don't be too that that was like oh we're i'm marrying you no matter what what was the smell smell? What was the scent? What? Do you remember what the scent was?

No, I don't remember at all. Probably cookies and stuff? Yes, actually, like frosting. My dad got me. I really wanted, I was like getting obsessed with Yule Logs. Like, I just loved, like. What? I don't know.

I just love the idea. I like, I never knew they were called Yule Logs. What is a Yule Log? The scene of a fireplace that just plays. I also love those things. I don't know why. I was like. Oh, that is, that's cool. I was like, they're called Yule log? The scene of a fireplace that just plays. I also love those things. I don't know why. I was like. Oh, that's cool.

I was like, they're called Yule logs. And then I was like, I love Yule logs. They're awesome. And I get this like this present and it says dreams come true. And I opened it. It was a Yule log. But what do you mean? Like a figurine?

It was like a DVD of like a fireplace. A Yule log is also a very delicious cake. Yes. Correct. Ooh. DVD of like a fireplace. Yulag's also a very delicious cake. Yes. Correct. Ooh, my butter icing. What do you guys say when you get a gift that you don't like? Like what's your face or what do you say in terms of your reaction? Why did you get this?

I've grown out of it. Why would you get me this? You're upfront like that about it? Do you have a receipt? My friend did get me something so... I'm trying to, like, declutter, so sometimes when people give me things, I'm like, this is insane if you think I'm not throwing this out.

But, like, yeah, she got me a decorative, like, thing for... I'm not decorating my house, lady. Okay? I'm not doing holiday decorations, all right? So you tell him right up front then. Why did you get this? And it's family or, you know, Dave after this long.

But he does, like I said, he doesn't really get me anything. Was it you? Because I remember, which I thought was actually a really great gift for you. I remember having to run around to three different places with Jenna to find an Erewhon sweatshirt and sweatpants. Wait, but that wasn't even from her. That was from Caroline. I got that. Well, I went with her to go pick it up.

I wasn't sure who it was for. I wonder if that was for me. Was it? Yeah, we went to some place close to Hamburger Mary's to pick it up. Oh, wow. Wait, that's so crazy that you were involved in that. Yeah, so I was like, oh, this is actually a really clever gift. And another thing I thought was like, oh, Esther would probably like the Costco Kirkland sweatshirt.

I just saw that on TikTok and was like, I really want this. They're sold out. Sold out. I did get a Wawa hoodie like immediately when I knew they existed. I have like them in every color and I'm like, I got to get rid of them. It's such a good idea. Like why? Why?

Like 7-Eleven hoodie, zippy, give me that. Like that's a, we need more of that. But don't sell it to me at Target. I don't like when that happens. You know when Target will be like, oh, I'm selling. It's like, no. Like the Sriracha shirts. It pisses me off.

Yeah, I'm not into that. It pisses me off. But 7-Eleven did a collab with Crocs, right? Mm-hmm. That pisses me off. But 7-Eleven did a collab with Crocs, right? Mm-hmm. That was a good one. It was a little bit of an insane clog, but, you know. Yeah. Super cute.

How do we feel about Britney these days, guys? Do we feel as though it was the right decision to free her completely? I love her so much, and I, like, I don't know the situation. I don't know how to solve it. I don't know how to solve it I don't know how to fix it I'm not going to pretend like like one answer is right and one is wrong she's unwell I mean I think we can say that she's unwell I think maybe we're afraid of Britney people coming after us but she's unwell I mean this is unwell girl she's swinging around did the Britney people not see that she's unwell or did they not she's very unwell and I don't know

what was going on in that conservatory. Maybe that was very bad. I don't know. But this person is in danger. But did you see the news that came out today about her memoir? About the abortion? I did see that. She, obviously, everyone knows by now.

If you know, then everyone knows. But because I know you're not on TikTok. Or you are. But not the way. I'm looking at liposuction and nostrils not my level um so yes she came out and said that Justin sort of like nudged her he got her pregnant oh he's gonna be so nudged her towards the abortion and she's a very religious girl and I think like it's clear that that has had some sort of really deep and profound negative impact on her.

And then when you go back and watch the Every Time music video and there's a woman giving birth and the lyrics are like, Every time I try to fly, I fall. Like, I don't know. There's just. The baby falls out of me. It feels really sad. And like this could have fucked up her whole life. As an abobo experience.

Yeah, as an experienced abortionist. What's your? Abortionee, I mean. Abortionite? No, abolitionist. Abolitionist, yeah. As a baby abolitionist, yes. I can answer your question.

Can you see how that could affect her? Are you immune are you immune to having like a negative impact of that when I was 19 was my first abortion and um it was rough but I felt like it was the right thing to do and there was relief at the end of it wasn't physically rough it was rough for me why um I don't know but I remember like just being, just having to wear the diaper for the. You felt like not well, like taken care of. Yeah. I think I was like over sedated.

I don't know what it was. But no, it was like not a great time, but also like I felt like relief because it's what I wanted to do. Yeah, that's different. Right. So I don't know what the pressures in her young career were. You know what? Maybe even more than just Justin, I'm sure other people in her life were probably like,

you cannot be pregnant now. So I can't imagine that, you know, being easy. I mean, also, like, I have seen the clips of every time she's being interviewed by anyone, they're like talking about her tits and stuff. And it is like, she was just like a Christian girl. And they're like, it's not like she picked those outfits out remember the rolling stone but yeah but still you can be a baby slut and not yeah also you're allowed to dress slutty and not have you will be like tell us about your tits which is like what do you want to hear yeah no it's very fucked up

and i'm definitely ordering the book and i like it though I, when you do see some of the social posts, you're like, I don't understand how she wrote a book, but I'm going to get it. Listen, a lot of people have written books. Okay. Come on now. There's a lot of books out there by people. Are you guys going to read Julia Fox's book? Um, yes, I ordered it. Maybe we can, maybe now it's time to get her on. No, she was on, yeah, we can, that's doable. She's had a crazy life. We want her.

We'll do a denim episode. Julia Fox, will you be on our show? Not that we haven't asked you a million times already. Yeah, I mean, when you say read, I mean, I'll probably, maybe an audio book. Yeah. I don't know. It's hard. Do you think it was the right thing to do that she did have the abortion

that's only something she can answer yeah you ask her as a nurse yeah yeah like it's so but for pop music is the right move i mean for your sake yes she was 19 was she she? Yeah. 19? Okay. Yeah, that would have been... Probably a lot of us would already have kids. That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, we would all have gotten pregnant. I would have copied her for sure. That kid would have been a star, though. Is it fucked up to say that?

Maybe. She has kids. Yeah, but if her and JT had a kid? Yeah, if it had been Federline. Come on, does that really count even? Was it a dancer? Yeah, but it's JT. I don't know.

How did he gain so much weight? He was so hot. He moved to Hawaii. Ew, ew. I know, but come on. Ew. But come on. You know me.

That's my thing. It's the hot. He was so hot. Oh, my God. That's crazy, Annie. No one thinks that. He was so hot. But if you take away what he is, but He was so hot. Oh my God. That's crazy, Annie. No one thinks that. He was so hot. But if you take away what he is, but he was so hot.

That was my type. Yes, I see it. I see it. I see it. He wasn't his type. Okay? You know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

Well, he had a, you know, Char Jackson was pregnant. Yes. I'm not saying I liked his personality or wanted to date him or had a crush on him. I'm just saying he was hot. Oh, that's right. So was Scott Peterson. I don't appreciate what he did. I also think Scott Peterson was hot. Smoking hot. Scott Peterson. He killed his wife. He has that

just thick daddy look. Yeah. Yeah. So speaking of that, we have a little game that we want to play with you guys. It's a little trivia fast question game with a prize at the end. We have a little button. Something Esther won't like. Honestly, I think Esther might actually love the prize.

I just realized that every party I went to when I was like 18, 19, like adult parties that I would go to when I got invited to them finally, 19 like adult parties that I would go to when I got invited to them finally I would bring lollipops because I thought it was cute and I'm realizing how disgusting that is why is that disgusting because I was young and it was like blowjobs yeah yeah you should be the same age as everyone but we were all on molly so ecstasy was called so we have this little button sorry that I stopped you like while you were bringing in a heavy. Guys, this is amazing. Holy shit. This is incredible.

I like these pants too. Oh my God. Cute. We have a podium. We have a little podium. So what we're going to do is ask you the questions. And if you know the answer, you have to get up and buzz it as fast as you can. What kind of question? I'm worried about that.

These are 2,000 related questions. I'm going to lose this. If it's 2,000, Y2K questions? Yeah, Y2K questions. Oh, my God. Sorry, Jordan. And then whoever has the most points at the end gets a trophy. Gets a little.

A gift that we're excited about. Okay. Okay. So are you guys ready? Are you guys ready? Okay. Question one. What four artists sing in Lady Marmalade?

Ooh. Maya, Pink, Christina Aguilera, and, oh my god, whoilera, and oh my God. Who's the fourth one? Hang on, how many seconds do I have? You got five seconds. Five?

Five, four, three, two, one. Is that Lil' Kim? Is it Missy Elliott? No. No. Lil' Kim wasn't it. What'd you say? It wasn't Lil' Kim. It was.

It was. You got it. It was Lil' Kim. I would never have gotten Maya. I forgot about that bitch. Oh my God. I know. Maya's the forgotten one, honestly. If I got the three of four, who wins that?

But bonus, I think you all get a bonus. I forgot about my ghetto superstar. There is a bonus to that. Who intros the video? Oh, it's Missy Elliott. Yeah. Okay, so I wasn't totally, okay. So quietly.

Did I ever tell you about when my friend Abby and I went to a Missy Elliott concert and we blew up trash bags with air? Like we had to blow into them to be like that thing. And it was so hot and so disgusting and it was so uncomfortable to get through the crowd and no one thought it was cool or like, we didn't get.

It sounds like you had a really fun life. No, what I'm telling you is I'm very, me and my friends are very creative. That is so funny, that's so good. But we were like, this is gonna fucking kill and nobody cared, we were laughing so hard. Oh my God. If I can find a picture you can throw it up the wall.

Next question. Okay, next question. Who is... I know, I don't like playing with you at all. I don't like playing with you at all. Who is Elian Gonzalez? Elian Gonzalez. He grew up hot.

Who hit? With the media? Oh, he was the kid that was being torn between Cuba and Florida with the parents and grandparents. Yeah, all that. He grew up. He grew up? I mean, I hope he grew up.

He ended up studying engineering and he's now like he's going to run for government in Cuba. No way. But bonus question. Who championed him in the U.S.? Was it Janet Reno? A celebrity. A celebrity. It was his big champion.

Madonna? No. Oh, wait. Gloria Estefan. Yes. Jesus Christ. I do not like playing with you. You're like Dave.

You guys are freaks. Why are you? You should be used to this. You're shorter than everyone. I know, but I like this subject, and I thought I had a chance.. You're shorter than everyone. I know, but I like this subject and I thought I had a chance. But you're not doing great. I know that. Look at her.

No, no, no, no, no. She's not from this country. And she, no, Esther, you need to get with yourself. And she's just slapping the thing first. Okay. You would have gotten Gloria Estefan. What states did the girls in Simple Life travel to? How many are there?

We might as well guess. We might as well guess. Great. Annie? Alabama, Arkansas. This degree of difficulty was too hard. West Virginia. Good job. That was all of them? Yeah.. West Virginia. Good job.

That was all of them? Yeah. That was Julian's question. Did I really get all of them right? You didn't get all of them. Oh. Are there more? Texas.

There's Idaho. Yeah, we're up there. This is just going to- Idaho, Florida, Vermont, Texas, South Carolina, New York. Who would know this? Julian, this is Julian's question. This is a crazy question. Okay, get rid of it. Who would know this? Julianne, this is Julianne's question. This is a crazy question. Okay, get rid of it.

Who would know that? So we're going to get rid of it, and we have a new question. I have the fucking Simple Life on DVD, and I don't know that. Okay. Next question. Do you still use a DVD player? Yeah. What movie did Lindsay Lohan star in 2005?

2005. Ooh. Esther? Mean Girls? Nope. Ooh. Esther? Mean Girls? Nope. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen? How many guesses did she get?

One guess. One guess. Okay, 2005 was? That was 2005. Was it Freaky Friday? Nope. Herbie Fully Loaded? Yes!

Herbie! Esther's like, I haven't seen any movie. Was Mean Girls 2004? Was Mean Girls 2004? Yes, Mean Girls was 2004. That was a hard one. I would have never gotten that. I didn't even know that existed. It was just in my brain, too.

I didn't even think. It just came out. You just had that low hand. Herbie Fully Loaded. It's just in there waiting to come out. See, you are kind of like a little speaking car. Herbie? Tiny little car. Next question. Please name all of the Backstreet Boys members

as well as NSYNC. Oh. Annie. Backstreet Boys. Kevin. Kevin, Nick, AJ, and oh, my God. What's that little guy's name? The blonde one. Is it Brian? Brian?

Yeah. Thanks for the assist. Don't have her though. Is there another one? No, that's it. Okay. I can do NSYNC. And then NSYNC is Chris, Kirkpatrick, the hot one.

Yeah. Joy Fatone. The hot one. The other hot one. The hideous nerd, Justin Timberlake. The hot one. Yeah. Joy Fatone. The hot one. The other hot one. The hideous nerd, Justin Timberlake. And JC. You're missing one.

And. Gay. Oh, yeah, Lance Bass. Oh, my God. She needed a point. She needed a point. Just say gay. To leave the gay out. You can't leave gay out, Jenny.

He's our closest relation, too. I feel like he's orbiting us at all times. Really? Is he a comedy fan or a comedy person? He's just like friends with Justin Martindale, and he's around. Oh, OK. Good job, Annie.

We should have pants on. I'd love it. Next question. What food court? Wait, I have a question. Does this look like my body, this podium? Why did you make a podium shaped exactly like my body? Well, also,

why am I having the most fun I've ever had in my life? We need games every week. Yeah, this is great. Okay, number six. What food court restaurant had an Italian flag in the logo? Oh, God.

Sparrow. Yes. Wait, guys, can we just talk about food courts for one second? I need to just think about it. Master Walk. Mm-hmm. Your lo mein, if you're watching. for one second. I need to just think about it. Master Walk.

Your lo mein, if you're watching. I didn't mean to high out. Your lo mein. Why did you? I love you. Thank you. Sesame chicken.

When they gave me that's my first ever sesame chicken sample, they didn't know what they were doing. You know, my dad and I, we go mall walking and we go through and we do the rounds

and we see how many we can collect, how many toothpicks. What's the place called? I think it was Master Walk. Master Walk was my shit. Oh, I know. Never been.

Even the nasty egg drops too. Subway. Give me a Subway. The only reason that I knew Sparrow was because it was a huge deal when it came to my city

in the Philippines. And there was like a long line around and it was, that's when it came to my city in the Philippines. And there was, like, a long line around, and it was, that's the only reason why. Wow. The breadsticks were also good. And then there was always, like, a gyro place, and then there was, like, oh, God, that food court. Or a smoothie spot, yeah.

DQ. I want a food court right now. Can we have a food court in this city? Oh, we can have a food court episode. That's a great idea. Just wear the merch. Can I tell you, though, I'm really sad that, like, Panda Express kind of took out Master Walk. Were they in competition?

It's just Panda Express is more popular today. I think Master Walk was better. I do love a good Panda Sash, though. I never really found my footing with Panda. Maybe you should take me and show me around. One time I did a show near Panda Express, and then afterwards I had a good set, so afterwards I had to celebrate, but I'd been cheating.

And I saw these guys from the show, and they were like, oh, good job, or whatever, right? And so then I go, I'm like, oh, I had to take a shit so bad. I was like, well. So I go, and I'm taking this shit, and I'm like, how am I going to so bad so I go and I'm like taking this shit I'm like how am I going to like explain away why I've been in here so long because I figured obviously I didn't want to stay

I get my autograph, picture, whatever and they were completely gone when I came out they were not still there in my head I thought they'd be like like it was like good morning America and they had like signs out front next question what is one political conflict of the early 2000s, not including 9-11? Political conflict?

I'm out. Of the 2000s? Yeah, early 2000s. There's no way you're going to get this. Of the early 2000s, there's always been not peace in the Middle East, I could say that. Okay, sorry. Clinton was a little early for that. I got a couple.

Okay, the weapons of mass destruction, obviously. That's kind of 9-11. That's a 9-11. That's a little 9-11-ish. What about Gore versus Bush and the electoral count? That's pretty good. That was pretty good. Was that before? That's on the list.'s pretty good. That was pretty good. Was that before?

That's on the list. You got it. That was it, right? Was that before? That was 2000. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Florida.

That was pretty close. That was pretty good. Sarah Silverman has a funny joke. She's like, I don't have kids, so I don't have anything to, like, show time

except, like, 9-11 is, like, the only time. That's really funny. What was the top grossing movie of 2002? 2002. Ooh. Titanic was 99.

Was it Romeo and Juliet? That was 90s. That was 90s, yeah. Ooh, I like this. This feels like Doug Benson's. What the fuck? Can we get a clue? Yeah. Faster.

Let's say. Do you want me to say the star? Super. Okay. Oh, was it Armageddon? No, that's in the 90s. Wait. Super.

Super bad? Superhero. Oh, um. Spider-Man? Yeah. Oh, it's a boring. The Tobey Maguire Spider-Man? Yeah! Oh, two! Oh, it's a boring.

The Tobey Maguire Spider-Mans were so good. They were so good. Yeah. Spider-Man 2, Doc Ock. That was a good one too, yes. Get a grip. Who hosted the TV show, Shot at Love.

Oh, I know. Wait, was it Teela Tequila? Yeah! Was she the host? Yeah! Who recently became very canceled. Wait, the Shot at Love was hosted by her? She's the main woman.

No, she wouldn't be the host, would she? I guess they did host their own shows. I think she did host it. They did host it. Because I know the shot of love with Tila Tequila. But what was the

Bret Michaels one? What was it called? Rock of Love. Rock of Love. Trying to get me out on the point. Wow, that was actually a show I watched

was with Tila Tequila because that was the first one where she was dating guys and girls. Guys, when I went on Breakfast Club, I was wearing a cowboy, when I went on when I went on Breakfast Club, I was wearing a cowboy hat.

I was like in a cowboy hat day. And everyone said I looked like all the comments said I looked like I was in Rock of Love. Yeah.

What's your name? It was like a year ago. Oh, great. VH1, what a source of joy. TRL was so fun. It was so fun to have that place. I know.

And it was cute. Remember how Carson Dilley was friends with Brittany? Yeah. That was my after school. Did you do Carson Daly? And he was dating Tara Reid, right? Yeah, he was dating Tara Reid.

Yeah, I remember that. He dated Brittany for a second, didn't he? I don't think so. I don't know. Yes, I think so. No. He did. Carson Daly.

Carson Daly dated a lot of people. Oh, interesting. I remember he had black fingernails. Yeah, when it wasn't. You know who he's married to? Who? Dave King's former assistant. Really?

Yes. Dave worked on the last call with Carson Daly, like the old iteration. Yeah, yeah. He dated Tara Reid. Yes, Tara Reid. I do remember that. Yeah. Do we have one more?

Okay. Couple more. What's the score, I do remember that. Yeah. Do we have one more? Okay. A couple more. A couple more. What's the score, Julian? The score, oof, I mean, Annie, you're in last place with one point. We got four for Kalilah, and Esther has three. I meditate. My ego's not attached to me. Can I just say thank you?

I've never not been in last place. If this was a gift for me, then I like it. Well, I think it's like everybody knows that you're like the last place person, so I can... Okay, these two are going to be lightning round. I'm a natural born winner. Lightning round, okay. These two are going to be just like two quick shot fires, okay? You ready?

Brittany or Christina? There is a right answer. Brittany. Who's better? Gotta get the best. I'm saying Christina. I don't care, sorry. You're wrong.

I'm saying Christina. I'm saying it. I don't care. That's fair, but wrong answer. Her voice the better. Gotta get the better. I'm saying Christina, I don't care, sorry. You're wrong. I'm saying Christina. I'm saying it, I don't care. Yeah, but that's fair, but wrong answer. I'm saying it, her voice is better. That's true, correct. She's a better voice, and we all know that. It's not about that. It's a full package.

What is it, about sanity? It's a... Motherhood, are we asking who's the better mother? I think Christina. That is true. This is yours. That is true. Okay, next.

This is a similar question. Mandy or Jessica? Oh. Well, that's a hard one. These are also subjective. Yeah, exactly. These are really subjective. But for the 2000s, I'm going to say it was Jessica.

Yeah, Mandy had nothing. Mandy now, maybe. But the 2000s were all Jessica. Look, of course. Mandy has like a real. Mandy kind of had better songs. She did. The Candy song was pretty. Really good.

So good. I mean, yeah. And then the movie. And she was in A Walk to Remember. A Walk to Remember. Yeah, I think that's. But she was a little too classy to be a part. It was like, you're not supposed to be.

Jessica was like church born into it, supposed to be. Yeah, she's kind of the original Katy Perry in a way. But think about, yes. It's 7 o'clock on the dot. Where's Usher? In the club? Kalilah, go ahead. His drop top.

Yes. Cruising the streets. Yes. Great work. I love Usher. Thank you. Guys, that's what we should do is we should go to Usher's show. We should.

People say it's really good. Yeah. I want to see Katy Perry, but. I would love to see Katy Perry. I feel like we're supposed to be friends with Katy Perry. Sure. But you're, okay. I'm what?

The loser, so. I'm going to talk to you about it. You somehow will fuck this up you go up too high okay we have one more and you can choose to partake in this or not two of you we'd like for you to do your best impression of Sharon and Ozzy

Osbourne from the Osbourne show oh I'm out of this one well she already looks like Ozzy I've always wanted to do his hairstyle where he has like the maroon red underneath I love his hair color um Ozzy. I've always wanted to do his hairstyle where he has like the maroon red underneath. I love his hair color. Ozzy. It's pretty good.

Oh, Ozzy, shut the fuck up and wipe your ass. Sharon. Yeah. Remember when then he got the brain injury afterwards and we were like. And he's not bad. They started a podcast and he's with it. Who? Ozzy.

Yeah. I feel like he played that up a lot. Wasn't he? Or was he still fucked up back then? I don't know. There's one more thing for the game. There is one more and the button's gone. Okay.

That's okay. Okay. The question. The tiebreaker between Esther and Kalilah. Wait. I got the button's gone. Okay, that's okay. Okay. The tiebreaker between Esther and Kalilah. Wait, I got the Usher one. There's no way this is a tie. No, she can't. No, you got it.

Everyone's scared to tell Kalilah she might lose. Just don't pretend. I'm going to get beat by my mom if she sees this. We're pretending it's tied. This is like you have to just take the fall for her so she doesn't get beat by her. Klyla and Esther. So this is the question. Which unexpected candidate was elected governor in 2003? Klyla.

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They're just candy. It's just candy. I have a topic I want to bring up. Yes. Kalilah, I've had her shirt for six months now. I've had your t-shirt for six months now. I cannot have someone's property. It makes me so uncomfortable. I keep wearing it. I can't stop wearing it. I cannot have someone's property. It makes me so uncomfortable.

I keep wearing it. I can't stop wearing it. I can't stop wearing it. Every time a picture is posted, I'm like, oh my God, I got to get my shirt back. Today it was in a pile in a bag of my stuff, okay? I was like, it's dirty.

I don't give a fuck. I'm bringing it. I got to bring it to her. Forgot it on the way over. I'm not really weird about sharing clothing. Like I've never been that person who's like where's my stuff back um i find that people who are not generous with their things i don't necessarily have like a deep friendship with i would just be like okay my nightmare is you

thinking i'm doing it on purpose and not giving stole your stuff well i've had one person do this which i i cannot confront her about because I feel like I just don't know how to do it. So I was like, hey, did I leave my sunglasses at your house? And she was like, yes. She took a picture of them. And then never gave them to you. And so I knew that they were at her house, those specific ones.

And then when I saw her again, I was like, can I have my sunglasses? And she hands me a really cheap $20 pair of Costco ones. And I was like, oh, these aren't it. She was like, those are the ones I had. No, I don't. She duped you? She Amazon duped you? She duped me. And I was like, these aren't it. She was like, oh, those are the ones we must have just, you know, I just assumed those were it. So I said, yes, I had them. And I'm like, she forgot she sent me a picture. So I don't know, but we're not that close. And I don't know her that well. And I don't know how to confront her.

No, she's not. That's weird. So like, how do I even? And now it's been months. So like, I'm not, now I'm not. I'm going to have this instead of bananas. Oh, thank you. I'm going to have a Funyun.

I just realized too that I lied as a kid about my name. I didn't like telling people my real name because either they had a hard time saying it. But I used to tell people my name was Christine for like the first. Oh, my God. What? That's such a weird name. I remember being five years old. That would be so weird if her name was Christine.

Wait, did you not like your name? I didn't like my name. I didn't think it suited me. It felt very sexy and adult. Well, so did everyone else think that about you so when i remember being five and telling a stranger like oh yeah you're so cute what's your name i'm like christine and maybe up until the age of like seven i used to do that occasionally i didn't like my name but i never came up with like a you make sense yours

make sense i know but hers is i feel like because no one else had it, and I could see how as a kid you're, like, embarrassed or something. And I'd, like, have to explain that H and everything in it, yeah. I also have a silent H in my name. Yeah. I do. I learned from you. So does Annie.

Honey. Honey. Wait, did you like your name growing up? Yeah. I mean, I definitely, my name is Ann on my birth certificate. So I definitely was like, I think I got a cool name compared to that. You don't like Ann? Well, Ann would have just felt insane.

I just named this dog I rescued in the Philippines. I named her Ann. Yeah, Ann Curtis, who was like a celebrity back home and she was like really she had full of mange all over her body she's one of like just so fucked up so i'm like oh you can i named her after like the you know the most famous prettiest actress in the philippines just to counter the fine you can call me ann so yeah and it's not bad it's not hitting as you're a kid my name is Esther you can't have that with me I

yeah no there was Anna's pretty cute when I used to play games I always wanted to be the age 19 like when we were kids playing

19 29 and my name was Christina interesting or Michelle because I think those were the really popular names when we were growing up

they felt like hairdresser names and stuff like pretty hairdressers I wanted my name to be Sarah why Sarah? because all

the pretty white girls were named Sarah and I no one knew how to say Estella so I was I wanted to be Sarah

all my little Asian babies didn't like their name I love the name Estella so much Estella is such a classic beautiful name I think my name Estella so much. Estella is such a classic, beautiful name. I think my name I probably like was like, I like names like Alexis.

Like sexy girl names. My sister-in-law's name is Alexi. Isn't that cute? That's cute. That's really cute. And she's like hot hairdresser type. Like she's a hottie. Alexa was really common in the Philippines.

And I know it's such a nightmare now though. Yeah. Worst name to have. That and Karen. It's like just rename yourself. But are people still

naming their children Pamela or Stephanie or like are they still You don't hear those. Or like

Janet. You just named all of my It's all of Julian's cousin's names. It's my aunt and her daughter. Aunt is Janet. Daughter is Stephanie. And then a good friend of ours is Pam. Really?

I mean Pam is such a cute name. Pam is cute. In middle school I knew this girl named Janet and she was so beautiful. Like, she was from a different school, but she was, like, you know, kind of in our friend group. She was really pretty and really cool.

And I remember one day we were all, like, hanging out eating. And Janet goes, Esther, I need to tell you something. And we're all, like, eating. And she's like, I have feelings for this guy, Nick, who was my ex. And I remember when she started talking to me, I was pouring ketchup and I was like, oh. And then I poured the whole bottle out because I was like, it just blew me away.

Like this hot girl, like my ex, it was such a bad, scary feeling. I don't know. I just have not heard the name Janet since the- Do you know how many uggos I have raised their street value on? That's your specialty. I think it might have been mine at one point too. Like you just bring their...

You know, it's a cheerleader effect, right? It's like guys really start to look better. Maybe we're all very confident and like have our own taste. So that's why we're people that we choose the ugly guys what mine was low self-esteem that too mine was mean I had this um one of my exes got just got his wife just left him I don't care this is so long ago like I can't give a shit about this person

but so many of my old friends are like did did you hear what happened? They like want to give me the gossip about it. That's how he's bad. He's bad. I wish someone would be that for my ex. But that's so funny. I wish I had a, did you hear what happened? People are like trying to break the news. It's like when a celebrity dies, people are like, did you hear? I just met a person who has a phobia of long, like, cucumber or banana-shaped things. Like, if he sees a whole banana. It's a guy? It's a guy.

He's, like, freaked out or a hot dog. He has to see it sliced up. Is he straight? He's straight and married and everything. Or do you think he's closeted? He's like, that's such a strong reaction to a phallus. Men are not allowed to have phobias. That's, you can't have that.

What? Okay, so I was watching this documentary about this manor where it's like a haunt. It's supposed to be a haunt, but it's this guy basically just tortures people and he says. What's a haunt? It's supposed to be like a live action horror movie you go into like to get scared. They're doing, I met these guys that are so awesome they came to my show in in san diego but todd's been obsessed with them for a long time but in a lot of these places they'll they'll interview you and ask you what your biggest fears are ahead of

time and then they like make the haunted house towards your biggest shot so what would yours be what what would but it's but this guy just ends up torturing me. It's like he's waterboarding me. It's like a nightmare. What are things that he's done? His isn't like, I don't know, like if you're afraid of spiders or something. I just watched a thing on Hulu. I mean, mine would be like being buried alive. Cockroaches for you.

Drowning cockroaches. What are they going to do? Try to bury you alive? Like, this is crazy. I mean, for the guy that I just just talked about it would just be a room full of cucumbers and hot dogs and bananas i think what does it mean if a guy turns down a nude for me so i was you know a couple months ago i was seeing somebody and you know things were getting into like the sexual talk arena and um over the phone and i was about to send him a nude

and he was like no like no thanks did he say why no he's just like i'd rather like find out like i don't want to be he's trying to be special. Yeah, tell me, tell me. Break it down for me. Wait, did you say? I was just trying to be cool. Like, let me be different. Ugh.

Well, there is the whole thing though on the dating scene where people are like, I don't want to see your like Instagram or your online presence. Like, I want to get to know you in person. Like, I think that's been a big movement lately. Maybe that's like a— But are you really not looking at it? Or are you looking at it and then going in and pretending you didn't? That's a—

Okay, I believe you. Like, I think you're— That's right. But this is what people are saying. I need to know what you are. What are you before I go on a date with you? But also, like, I can kind of see it from— But I don't need a nude.

I wouldn't want a nude from him. Like, that—I would— How fast were you gonna send it i mean it was such a great picture of me i've had it you know for a couple years now and i was just really like waiting oh hell yeah do you not recycle nudes does it have to be you know taken in that that day when it's the same person for 10 years, like, actually, he has no memory. I could totally recycle. I have a friend that sent her nudes and then her boyfriend wrote back, like, notes on how the picture could have been better. That's disturbing. What? Yeah.

And what were the notes? Well, he was a director, so he fancied, like, he thought. Was he just trying to be clever? That's kind of funny, though. Was he being funny? No, he was not being funny. thought was he just trying to be clever kind of funny though being funny No, he was not being a thousand percent serious, but like actually talking about her bits and her parts Well, he was like this the angle this I just say something. She's dead. She's an artistic partner. That's enough I mean, he's like fairly famous too. That has to be is that we will bleep it out. Um, his name's

He directed Famous, too. That has to be. Who is it? We will bleep it out. His name's ****. He directed ****. I don't know if you guys saw that movie. Okay. He gave her, like, a bunch of notes on her nudes and was like, this angle is wrong. And it was the craziest thing. For what? Is he straight?

Yeah. I would be devastated. I know. If someone came back with notes. I know that I've never done online dating and like I should not be speaking to this, but don't you think that if you did look at somebody's Instagram before a date, you would start to come up with like ideas about them and who they are and you might like just naturally dislike them. Whereas if you met them in person and it was more of a slow blow

and you learned about it from them, like you have more of a shot at liking that person. Yeah, but maybe you're not supposed to like them. And also you want to look at tagged photos. You want to see them not in the photos they post. You want to see other people's posts. But eventually, let's suppose you like them, right? And then afterwards you see

their instagram and that is also another kind of disappointment where you're like fuck their social media presence is so cringe a lot of tv so which is better to know up front that their social media is cringe or to know after you've already started liking them everyone on the apps has been single for 50 years and they need to fucking figure this out and stop finding ways to finding problems in people and just like fall in love with someone i don't know i'm like all my friends on the apps i get that it sucks and it's really hard but i just hear them nitpick about like the worst like littlest things where i'm like oh yeah if i if I pay attention to that, like of course I wouldn't have gone further with Dave. It's like people are just, I think, so picky.

Yeah, I deleted my- And hard on everybody. I deleted my Raya for that exact reason. Because Andrew Keegan didn't match with you. It's exactly why, guys. Andrew, what the hell is going on? What the hell? There's nothing not to want in this situation. Get your

ass on here. We'll get you chicken strips. Are you vegan? We'll get you fake chicken strips. Get your ass over here. You want tofurkey? We'll get you some fucking tofurkey. You might even leave with a girlfriend. Hello? It really is a Y2K episode when you're mentioning tofurkey. I'm pissed. I'm livid.

On that note, Esther, do you want to close this out? Happy Thanksgiving in a month. We're having it early because we're hungry and hormonal. Wait, I have more to say. Oh, no. I want to see the shoes a guy is wearing before I go on a date with him, okay? Because there's a type of shoe game that doesn't not, that doesn't work for me. You sound

psycho to me. You are looking at every little thing. It's a style. It's not a connection. You're never going to fall in love then. I'm in love. But we're talking in a world for people who aren't. I agree with that. That was when I was dating. I don't want to deal with going to

a place and I have no vibe with them. I go to the date and then I'm there having no vibe how about I see that he's wearing weird moccasins and I'm fucking out honestly that should be a dating reality show there's shoes there's types of shoes yeah I totally agree what if he shows up in jeans and

leather sandals like no this is like that's a very it depends where you are because I feel like a lot of dudes in hawaii still you know or an island that's still kind of acceptable and then but over here no no thank you but i would i would accept it over there um but you know that dating show that you guys hate the naked attraction with whatever it's called why obsessed with it shut up obsessed i think there is something i love the butt pimples i love i love could you regular how regular these nobody's hot will you

go on it only if i didn't have to get naked and i could just choose like i i wouldn't be no i wouldn't show my again you know what i mean? Like I've had surgery on my tits. I feel like you could find your soulmate by choosing that way. I love how they have uncut dicks. I love everything about it. It's just this very – it is grotesque, but I like how it's very harsh lighting. So bright. Yeah, it's harsh lighting.

Everything is out and, yeah, I think there's something to it you know it's a little unfair to the men i'm gonna be honest because there's a lot of growers in this world they really are and not a lot of showers yeah because i thought about it because one of a couple of the showers on the show either they were they had like were smart enough to jerk off and have a half chub right before the cameras were on. Yeah. Or they were just showers, right? But I saw a couple of the uncuts where I'm like, I've had that uncut thick before and I know the potential and I know it can grow to this big. There's potential there.

You can see where the future leads. You just count the rings. I am like a tree. Like a tree. Concentric circles. Guys, I cannot believe I didn't tell you this.

I went to a nude beach the other day. Which one? I went in a black, in a... San Diego. San Diego. I was filming

doing a bit, obviously, but, wow. Bodies are fucking nasty. Nasty, nasty bodies. And nobody told me I was, like, going to have to, like, scale a mountain to get down there. It was, like, to work that hard to see that disgusting cockino. And getting back up.

What? And the way back up, you're like, what have I done? There was, like, a family going down with kids. I'm like, should I warn them? They look European. There was a girl giving, it was the nastiest looking people I've ever seen. Just because it's a nude beach doesn't mean that sex isn't allowed, I don't think. No, I felt wrong.

Yeah. Especially when I was, you know, pushing her head further in. Okay, wait, can I just say, though, that I have friends. This is not her head further in. Okay, wait. Can I just say, though, that I have friends. This is not about the nude beach. This is about dating. Stop there. We don't believe you.

Prove it. I have friends who, like, prioritize height in a partner. And I'm like, I feel like these people would rather date, like like a tall, bad partner than a short, good partner. That's correct. I played a game on Leah's show where it was, are they hot or are they tall? That's a great game. There's so many mid-tall guys that get like really hot girls and they just get them because they're tall. I quite disagree.

I don't like looking at super tall guys naked. I almost have like a phobia. I respect you for that. You're tall. I quite disagree. I don't like looking at super tall guys naked. I almost have like a phobia. I respect you for that. You're different. Yeah, I don't. Height is whatever. But I do have girlfriends who are bigger girls. Who are basically like, no, I need a bigger guy because I'm a bigger girl.

And I like to feel like the smaller one. It does feel better to have a person that is bigger than you. What are the parts on a man that real, like what are like your favorite? Hands, calves. Hands, calves. I love Dave's deformed hands. They're so hot.

They're so hot. Hands are a huge thing for me. Really? Yeah. I feel like, and I've said this on this show before, send me handpicks. That's my porn. Wow. It's so sexy to me.

Show hands. The veins, the forearms. The veins? Yeah, everything about it. I love hands. You need to go back to nursing school. That's so weird. The veins?

I've never dated anyone that's in a push-up in their life. I don't want people to have school. That's so weird. The veins? You don't like veins? Esther's never dated anyone that's in a push-up in their life. I don't want people to have veins. What? I want to cut into your skin and you be a Barbie. Like, veins are so scary. Veins are scary. Get her, Abby. Please get her. Veins

are scary. Kind of a vein thing to say, don't you think? Sure. She said, I don't like veins. I want to cut into your skin like a Barbie. But I'm an asshole because I don't want you wearing a flip-flop from the farmer's market. That could be your soulmate.

That was hand-whittled. I don't want it. That could be your soulmate. That's not my soulmate. Annie, I think that's brilliant. It's not my soulmate. She's wrong. No, there's no way. No, if someone was wearing like a Sorrel. There's a type of slipper that would make me break up with Todd. Sorrels are out for you. Oh, out.

And if you're wearing the wrong sneaker with the wrong pant, forget about it. Here's the thing. Style is always purchasable. You can always change the style. That's true. And I've dressed up many a man. Yeah, I think that is something if they're open to it.

But if you're willing to wear the type of sandal I'm thinking about right now, we'll never, it's never going to work out. Especially for like, Because those type of guys don't want you to dress them.

They're trying to prove some point or something. No. You know what disappoints me? I'm not saying I would break up. It's disappointing. Is it veins? Is it blood running through people's bodies?

It's disappointing when it's not boxers. What? What? That's a hot take, I would say. You like boxers? Loose boxers? I'm not in anymore. Are you guys insane?

We also like veins. Yeah, loose boxers for us. I like wearing boxers at home like I personally do. Are we talking what we wear? Are you talking about tight boxer, like boxer briefs? Like boxer briefs? Or are you talking about the loose Joe boxers? Boxer briefs are the ones.

Those are the ones. No, briefs are the ones. What are boxer briefs? Briefs? No, briefs are like tight trunks. No. No, that's underwear. You're saying just briefs, not boxer briefs?

No, boxers are so sloppy. That's a hot take. Hot take. Are you kidding me, all of you? You. boxer briefs. Boxers are so sloppy. No, I like- That's a hot take. Hot take. Are you kidding me? All of you? You. You. You.

You dirty bitch. Come on. You like boxers. I'll take anything other than tighty-whities. My dad loves those. I don't want you to dress like my dad. Okay, not tighty-whities. Boxer briefs, at least.

Can we agree on that? What is that? Obviously the hot ones. They're the tighter, like sliding shorts almost. No, that might as well be tighty-whities. What? No, y'all are- Can we agree on that? What is that? They're obviously the hot ones. They're the tighter, like sliding shorts almost. Oh, no. That might as well be tighty-whities. What?

Wait. No, y'all are. I feel like boxers are sloppy. Don't all of a sudden. No, I'm yalling. I am Brittany today. Yes, you are crazy. Out of your goddamn mind. I cannot believe the reaction I'm getting.

I thought everyone was going to be like a team moment. Honestly, I thought you might have one person agree with you, and I was thrilled when everyone looked at you like you were. I think we need to take this to the streets. Yes, we do. YouTube comments. Boxers or boxer briefs? Boxer briefs are mine. It's just because she wants to wear them.

Honestly, it is a weird self-perception. It's not that. It's hot. A man in boxers, to me, that's like a woman in lingerie. That's a hot, iconic way to see a man. It's so sloppy. It's sloppy, yeah. That's a hot, iconic way to see a man. It's so sloppy. It's sloppy, yeah. It's loose.

And it bunches up under jeans. Imagine that just bunching up. We're not doing well. You guys are- She's unwell, Annie. Oh my God. Happy Thanksgiving. And also lingerie on a girl.

Are you still into that? You loser. You fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. We got to listen, guys. Write in the comments who we can replace Esther with. I can't handle

these bullshit takes anymore. No, your soulmate is out there wearing flip-flops and it's just, it's really sad. I am married. What are you talking about? To someone with a style

that matches me. It worked out just fine the way I did it. I will tell you, Todd is one of the only people I haven't had to dress. And I do appreciate that. What a relief.

Same with Bobby. And he wouldn't want me to dress him, too. I like that, too. I guess I do like Dave's style. By the way, I definitely do not like a guy who likes expensive stuff. I need someone who's frugal and doesn't think that they have self-worth to spend money. I love honestly right now I had to return a fan I got a one of those expensive Dyson fans because I thought it would

Todd gets like allergies if I run a fan at night and so I was like oh this won't give him allergies but it gives him allergies and it was $700 I'm like it's the last day to return it and I gave Todd my credit card to go to Century City Mall. And let me tell you. Did he buy a lot of candy? There's going to be, not candy, there's going to be a very expensive jacket I bet purchased. Todd, I like when Todd gets a nice expensive jacket on me. Really?

Mm-hmm. That's cute. I do like buying Dave clothes. And he's so appreciative. It's like sad. It's actually so appreciative. It's like sad. It's actually so sad. It's so sad. Oh, God.

I think we're good, right? Okay. Okay. Everyone. Sorry we ate on mic. I know. Guys, we're human. We're hormonal.

We were here a long time. I am so far away.