TRASHFUTURE - National Posting Service, Part 1 (feat. Mike Isaac)
Episode Date: December 1, 2022This week, we're talking to Mike Isaac of the New York Times about Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter. And, let's be real, his desire to be loved, his insane right wing tendencies, the slow grinding o...f the platform into the ground, and the bizarre tech-libertarian freak thought undergirding all of the PayPal Mafia's conception of the world. This is part one of two! Get the second part on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/national-posting-75372006 *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Hello, Trash Future listeners.
We're doing an extra free one this week because the whole Elon Musk Twitter meltdown took
place while we were on tour in Australia, and we didn't want to leave you hanging.
We recorded an episode with Mike Isaac from The New York Times on the subject, and since
the episode went long, we split it into two parts.
The second part is available on Patreon, and it's been linked in the show notes.
And also, since I've got you here, look for some unlocked Britonology episodes on the
free feed and on the $5 tier as well.
Thanks for listening, and I hope you enjoy.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to this second post-Australia bonus episode of TF.
You all survived.
None of you got, like, eaten by any of the, like, megafauna.
No, not a single one of us.
Not from lack of trying.
Yeah.
Milo and I saw Huntsman Spider, but it was far away.
Where do you see the Huntsman?
In Brisbane, while walking to the venue.
Oh, very cool.
Yeah, it was great.
It's myself and my fellow Australian Returnee.
Yeah, I'm very sad about it.
I was in Brisbane trying to, like, find ways to find the swooping bird.
I did not find the swooping bird, despite all the warnings saying that I would.
I did find, it was called the Christmas beetle, and it's, like, one of the freakiest things
I've ever seen.
It just, like, sort of, just, like, fell on my lap and started, like, freaking out.
Yeah, I imagine to, like, normal Australian people, that would just be, like,
yeah, normal thing.
But for me, it was a pretty traumatic time.
Oh, right, like, call it the reverse Santa.
And of course, the Australian not-returnee is Alice.
I'm ashamed.
I'm very sad to have missed Australia, but, you know, I'm very hopeful that at some
point we can come back and bring me with us.
And the other two Australian returnees both still have plain madness because they
stayed for longer.
So it is Riley Hussain and Alice.
And we are because we are we are talking about
Elon Musk finally making comedy legal on Twitter, just like he finally
instituted road safety across the U.S.
by making it so that you die if you drive.
It is the New York Times's tech reporter, Mike Isaac.
Mike, how's it going?
Thanks for having me.
I'm currently being swooped by birds right now, actually.
So if you believe that feedback.
Right. Oh, Jesus, that is a metaphor.
That's like the original swooping bird.
It is kind of weird how, like, in the two weeks that we picked to be on tour
and therefore disconnected from, like, the tech news cycle,
the Elon Twitter thing happens.
There's a sort of step change downward in the sort of whole world of crypto
imploding, and that happens to be like the center of when Matt Hancock is on.
I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here.
It was like, yeah, it was like a scissorgy.
You know, the thing where all the planets line up.
It was like a once in a lifetime astronomical event for our podcast specifically.
And you were too busy getting attacked by Beatles.
Yeah, it was like the one time where we can't really follow the news cycle
because it's all live shows and everything happens.
Well, you would wake up and you sort of go online
and like you just get this splurge of like news, right?
So you'd get all the sort of Matt Hancock stuff that we sort of kind of understand,
but not really.
I imagine that we'd have understood the Matt Hancock stuff a lot more
if we were sort of experiencing in real time, but you sort of wake up
and you'd be like, oh, Matt Hancock, like a kangaroo ball.
And also he said some things and loads of people are mad at him.
And I was kind of like, yeah, you know, we like our Matt in sort of drips, right?
Like an IV drip. And this was too much.
It was like, it was like just getting a full shot of the good stuff.
It was like too rich for our blood.
Realistically, I think my my issue with Matt going on, I'm a celebrity,
was mainly that you don't need to put him in weird situations for him to be weird.
Like he's funny when he's trying to be regular, not when he's like,
that's also true.
And like people were very surprised that he handled it all quite well,
the various like humiliations, eating kangaroo penis, you know,
being up to your neck and sewage, things of this nature.
And I just think he was he was very stoic about this
as part of his like bid to retain or regain popularity.
But I was a conservative MP, like no one who has been exposed
to any sort of like parliamentary whips is going to be afraid of kangaroo penis.
They have like been deadened psychologically by like years of abuse.
There's no way that they're being phased by by the kangaroo penis.
Yeah, so a strange, a strange series of events happening to a strange man,
allowing him to recreate an Britain's most iconic political
ascrab on the bridge out of the torture jungle.
I wish him a I wish him more sure.
I wish him any more.
I wish that either.
No, no, because he like he might be trying to turn this into a media career,
which would be very annoying.
No, no, no, sorry.
He by perfect to invite like, yeah, like one of the people who knows everything
about the stuff that's going on in Twitter and be like, anyway, Mike,
so about Mad Hancock eating the kangaroo penis.
I'm just wrong with it.
About our disgraced former health secretary who went on a game show
where he has to eat kangaroo penis for a few weeks.
Yeah, but he also sort of became like a bit of, I mean, again,
I don't know how much of this is true and how much of this is just like
media kind of hyping him up, but he seems to somehow now be
but the country seems to be like Hancocked.
Like there's no better way I don't know if we're Hancocked or not.
I don't know.
This is the thing I genuinely don't know if he's popular.
I don't know how to feel about him anymore.
I feel quite conflicted about us sort of adopting him as our own son.
Well, did we like there was this thing where I was like, did we like
were we somehow complicit in all this?
Like, did we kind of like the diamond Joe Biden?
You know, are we responsible for this?
Which which of the producers and I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, listens.
This is a bonus episode.
It's safe to comment on the Patreon, but no, it's I think what's very funny
is like his attempt to become an actual reality TV star.
Because I don't know if you all saw this, but he has a plan to like
make a reality show of him like and like and Gina
delisio fixing up like like broken
Chateau's and stuff in France.
And it's going to be called Homes with Hancock.
That's his main idea is to do Homes Under the Hammer, but it's not Hancock.
OK, you know what? I've come around.
I do wish him every success.
I hope this pops off.
And I hope he's forever followed around by like, you know,
bereaved families, skywriting what an asshole he is, you know.
I have to apologize for my American brain, but I'm just picturing
Will Smith in a beanie going around and fixing French Chateau's.
Matt Hancock doesn't really fit into like an American physiology.
I can't imagine an American Matt Hancock.
Like in terms of like if if Hollywood did a movie about this,
I'm not sure who you would get to play him because I don't think there are
I don't think they make Americans who look like him.
He looks to British.
I think you would get like if you if you put like James Marsden
in like a nuclear reactor for a few hours, you might get it.
Who played him in the Kenneth Branagh Boris movie?
Because someone had to have done whoever that was.
Whoever that was, if you're also a listener to the show, right in.
We'd like to know how you got into character.
But look, look, this is obviously not our main focus for the day.
My main question for for YouTube, for our audience and for Mike is
have you dreamed this man because the information has released an article
saying Elon Musk made his first speaking appearance in Aaron Nyer's dream
life one night in mid-November. Nyer, a developer relations engineer at Google,
dreamt that he was inside Twitter's headquarters where he spotted Musk
exiting a meeting.
He rushed over to the new Twitter owner and sounded out Musk's
receptiveness to reinstalling Jack Dorsey as CEO.
This is a thing like multiple people across like various tech companies
have now been on record as saying I have been dreaming about Elon Musk,
which there's a couple of levels there.
First of all, is Elon Musk like a sort of a malign psychic presence is one question.
The other is what sort of like, you know,
sheen empire sort of imperial eunuch is going around
soliciting the dreams of like sort of mid-level Google people to see
whether they're good portents or not.
So this is how business is done in America.
Actually, Google engineers, who the succession.
It's a matter of time until Google like hires an org, you know.
Well, it's a matter of time until Google hires like like a kind of dodgy auger
who will like release a page of page in your window.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, Twitter, Twitter is after all, the bird website.
And eventually someone's going to have to do augury on it if it dies.
So. So the fuck up that I am dreaming about Elon.
Like, like, yes, but thank you.
I just needed to know.
No, I have been living this guy for a month that well,
at least for this month straight and then earlier in the year
when he was threatening to buy Twitter.
And it's I think this is just PTSD with work dreams or whatever.
But I very much identify with the Google engineer,
although I have no opinion on who should be the next CEO after it.
If listeners of this start dreaming about Elon Musk after this,
I'm genuinely concerned that we've presented sort of like a cognito hazard here.
Well, this or some I try to avoid any like video of Elon Musk
or like audio of him talking, just in case he's like,
tries to colonize my psyche.
I just kind of presume that this is like the intended effect of near a link.
Yeah, maybe we got a bunch of monkeys to like dream about Elon Musk.
Sort of going for like mysticism on here is, you know,
am I dreaming about Elon Musk or is he dreaming about me dreaming about him?
You know, the universe is contained within the beat of a butterfly's wings.
So the Androids dream of electric sheep.
No, they dream of Elon Musk.
So here's here's the Androids dream of electric sheep.
Yes, the sheep are also on fire.
That's here's Elon.
One person said they dreamed of Elon running wedding guests over in a Tesla.
There he is on a horse.
He's masterminding a real life Jurassic Park's working for a rocket ship,
swigging milk from a stranger's fridge or even hunting humans.
I love the idea of this going into a stranger's fridge and swigging milk.
I do like that as a concept, not just with like Elon, but just in general.
Of course, yeah, dreaming about a milk swing.
Yeah, this is this is one of these one of these sort of happenings.
I think one of these things that is going on in the broader culture.
And I think people dreaming about it is
just another example of the kind of inculcated helplessness
of a world in which we are supposed to where your main role is as a consumer
of what other things produce.
And you sort of have to just your the way that you act on the world
is by picking what you consume.
The moment that the moment that that sort of very, very limited power
gets occluded by anything, I think there is a psychic breaker.
You realize, yeah, a weird dumb guy, like how many people
must have dreamed about Trump during the campaign season?
And then when he was when he was elected, you know, for the first year or so,
where it was just like, oh, great, you know, the the structure of my life
is now being materially affected by another weird, a dumber guy
who I can't get rid of.
He's coming into my house and he's drinking my milk psychologically.
Yeah, that's right.
It really, it really, I mean, I do I it's hard to shake
the illusions to Trump throughout this whole thing, even though folks
that I'm talking to just keep making them, you know, and it's and it makes me
like I keep avoiding it only because it feels too obvious.
But you can just keep pinning it back to that.
I do think that's that's really there.
The illusion that I tend to make isn't isn't to Trump
who got what he was looking for and then sort of managed to kind of have
some fun with it and kind of make it sort of work for him for at least a while.
But to Liz, trust improve.
Yeah, to Liz, trust.
I kind of see that because Liz, Liz, trust and quasi-quarting
like had very similar vibes to Elon Musk in that, like, they thought of
themselves as insurgents within the sort of like the power structure,
whether that's like tech or whether that's the Conservative Party.
And the idea is we come in, we do, we move fast, we break things,
we present this like radical disruptive program.
It upsets all the right people.
Everyone else loves us.
It's very successful.
And they presented it and everyone hated it.
And it made sort of like genuine, like by genuine metrics of economic success,
it was a failure.
And they're just sort of left holding the bag.
And I feel a little bit like that's where Elon is with Twitter.
Also, like one thing to bear in mind is that the only people that really
kind of were on board of the quasi and Liz Trust thing were all the weird nerds
in like all the fintanks and stuff.
And like with Elon, it's the same as this, that the scale is so much bigger.
Just sort of hyping yourself up to do the thing.
Yeah.
And actually, like one question I really have for you Mike,
like as because we talk about Elon nerds quite a lot.
But like, I don't know how much of the actual percentage of people on Twitter
are Elon nerds, whether we just see them so much.
Yeah, you know, I mean, so just to back up,
I had not reported on Elon before.
It just is I never I'm not a Tesla reporter.
I'm not a SpaceX or or or Neuralink reporter.
So like this is a lot of this is new for me just in the context of him.
But I've been writing about Facebook and Twitter and a bunch of tech companies
for a long time. And so as I've been sort of doing these stories,
I have been flooded with just like literally the weird nerd brigade,
just like sort of enters my mentions and is just and I'm pretty
dispassionate, you know, as much as I can be just because of,
you know, what my job is and how, you know, for better or worse,
how they sort of want me to to act on a lot of this stuff.
But I think the, you know, I'm less like rallying against him
in certain ways than other folks are and more just like,
here's the shit that he's doing and you can make that judgment.
And it's pretty insane shit.
And like, and it's still like getting brigaded by a bunch of folks
who are saying you just don't appreciate it.
And like, and I like paying attention to the subreddit too.
I don't know if you all ever look in the Elon Musk subreddit,
but that has been truly unhinged. It's very bad.
I don't actually recommend it, but it's been truly unhinged,
especially as more of his haters come in and post like,
look at this fucked up thing he's doing and then the folks pushing back
saying, you just don't get it sort of thing.
So I think he has broad support, but like,
what I'm curious about is if this really crashes his image
in a way that he never had to reckon with before,
because he's like putting more of himself out there, I think,
in the last couple of years, then people like really got experiences
of him in my opinion, because like it was mostly just mythologizing
and like the book and the rocket man shit.
And so now he's like tweeting random conspiracy theories
that are poking holes in how let's say like climate change activists
or folks who consider themselves liberal are starting to be like,
oh, this guy fucking sucks more than I thought he did.
Well, it's the, this is something actually I have sort of captured
for later on as well, which is like, well,
that Elon Musk was in addition to being a creature of Silicon Valley,
in addition to being a creature of its kind of, let's say more overtly right wing,
like say culturally right wing as well as economically right wing,
as opposed to like California ideology.
He's also a key is if nothing else, a creature of zero interest rates.
He is a creature of a world in which valuations just go up because they go up
because it's a place to put money and where, and especially at the end,
right at the end of that period in the sort of, as in the sort of 2018-19 and through to 2022,
there was this phenomenon that a lot of financial journalists,
especially like Matt Levine and Bloomberg referred to as the Elon Musk reality distortion field,
which is that, which is, which is that simply by saying,
I am going to purchase a Dogecoin, he can cause huge fluctuations in its market capitalization
by like just making lots and lots of people just buy into it.
And then the more people know about that, they don't even care what Elon Musk thinks,
but they know enough people care what Elon Musk thinks to buy into it and so on and so on.
And that was the product of his reputation.
Again, much, not just created by himself, but created by a lot of the present company,
excluded world of tech journalists, who would frequently just reprint what he would say.
It's very funny now that all of those people are like, well, I used to respect him,
but now he's changed. He's taken some turn. He's not the same person anymore.
Because I think if you go back and look, I don't think that stands up to scrutiny.
I think he's always been like this. It's just, as you say, he's like,
allowed himself more people to see this. Because now he's locked into posting.
He just has to do it, which is tremendously bad for anyone, I would say.
And his most relatable quality, probably.
Yeah, I was going to say he's just like me for real.
The really funny thing though is that increasingly, he's now 24-hour tech support for weird alt-right
guys who have extremely petty beefs about their accounts being shadow banned.
And because he's positioned himself in this way, he has to answer
Super Hitler 1488 being like, why aren't people liking my posts?
And he has to do it within a couple of hours. It's a hell of his own making.
He's like, I'm interesting. I'll look into that.
It is quite funny how he sort of take over of it. Well, it's sort of like actions towards
Twitter where it kind of feels, and based on what I've seen of the notes already,
I'm sure we'll go into this in more detail, that he sort of oscillates between being really,
really obsessed with Twitter, but also not really enjoying the whole process very much.
And not least because a lot of these guys who are like blowing smoke up his ass and stuff
are now just like Matt Walsh being like, Elon, people keep posting this picture of,
no, not Matt Walsh. James, what's his name? James Lindsay.
James Lindsay. Yeah, the mad conceptual James.
Ways of these James are too conceptual.
He keeps getting mad, but people are posting pictures of him next to a known sort of like
sex cult member. The Nexian lady.
Yeah. And you have various other instances of this as well.
And it's just very much, and I don't know. A lot of it really just comes down to,
or from what it seems like, you have a lot of people who felt that once Elon took over Twitter,
they would like have a really good time on it because they felt that like what was really
holding back their posts from getting like fire numbers were like the woke left who were like
turning like turning down the dials on their posts. And then once you sort of,
because I had an interaction with one of these accounts the other day where like they had bought
a blue check and you know, all that stuff. And like despite buying the blue check for
what I assume because they want more visibility and more like people to engage with them on Twitter,
they were still like only getting about two or three likes per post maximum.
And I just like kind of wonder like at what point do these guys sort of realize that like,
oh fuck, you know, yeah, this can't be because my tweets suck ass.
It must be because there's like one woke left guy in the basement somewhere who keeps turning
down the dial on my post specifically. I wonder if Liz Truss had like an analog for these guys.
I wonder if there were like sort of psycho think tank guys who are about to go into the treasury
and thinking, I'm going to have a fantastic time in there doing sort of like freedom economics
and we're out within two weeks. Yeah, I'll tell you, there were those guys. It's the woke bond
markets people. Yeah, the woke markets who keep publishing their reports without capital letters.
They're the ones that are about, they're the ones who keep the economy. So I'm going to resetting
a little bit here. So what we've said about Elon and Twitter, I think has largely been proven
basically right, which is that he and a group of his weirdest friends have been increasingly
radicalized by like Slate Star Codex or Crypto or stories they tell themselves about local
politics in San Francisco and thinking about Meet Free Mondays at UC Davis. They purchased a
different company than they thought they were, they thought that they were thought they purchased
a different company than they actually purchased and are proceeding to be really strange about it
and appear to be driving it into the ground specifically because of this shared PayPal
mafia ideology that they all have, which is I think described as the cathedral and the bizarre.
Yeah, I brought this into the thing. So I want to talk about this. I want to say first and foremost,
I hate that I have to engage seriously with the ideas of a man called Curtis Yavin.
You may know him as Mencius Moldberg. He has been a huge influence on Peter T on that whole
sort of like group. And the crucial thing to remember about him is that he is a deeply stupid
and unserious man. However, because his deeply stupid and unserious ideas have seriously influenced
deeply stupid people like Elon Musk, we got to talk about them. And so one of them is this idea of
the cathedral. And the cathedral is sort of like it's like baby's first Marxist ideology, right?
It's like, wait a second, all of these guys who are in positions of power all seem to have shared
interests. But where your Marxist gets off that train at, yeah, of course they do because they
class organises itself capital, organises to defend itself all these things. You're Moron,
like Elon Musk goes, yeah, because they're all having secret meetings about what the new pronoun
should be. And that organisation is what Yavin refers to as the cathedral. He's cribbing this
from like an old social science book where like two methods of organising society are the cathedral
and the bizarre. And the bizarre is like your sort of libertarian free exchange thing where
everyone's all rationally consuming together. And so the cathedral is like this thing, this
wokest thing that encompasses all modern sort of liberal ideology. And Elon has sort of been
led to believe that the cathedral is located within Twitter and it controls what all the posts are.
And so now he's got in there, he's found that there isn't a big cathedral button. And so he's
just wandering around opening closets, finding like affinity group t-shirts that say stay woke on
them and going, nah, the cathedral. As someone's been following this for a while, Mike, does that
sort of resonate with you and how he's thinking? No, I think that's really good. I think, I mean,
it's very bad, but I think that's a good synopsis of it. Just one thing that really struck me,
by the way, Riley, is like, I actually have sort of revisited as my career in tech journalism has
gone like the eras of what tech coverage have looked like. And I wrote this book on Uber and
like a lot of my early Uber coverage was like, look at this sort of ascending company and the
valuations are going crazy. And I think a lot of tech journals had to like reset their mindset
in a lot of this. And I don't think I was one of the worst offenders by any means, but I do think
that looking at them through the proper lens has been something that's grown over the past few years
and at least folks are like trying to atone for it. I do, I totally agree, like it's what I was
saying, like there are definitely sort of backroom slacks, this sounds super nerdy, backroom slacks
and like sort of places where folks who share this sort of thinking, you know, convene and like
post tweets from, I mean, me being at the New York Times is probably like a perfect example of like
cathedral stenographers, you know, for for the woke publication in the United States.
You guys get like told what to write by the cathedral, you get like an email in the inbox at
every morning, right? That's the idea. 100%. 100%. I sometimes miss it, but I check my spam.
No, but that's the sort of that's like the I got into a fight with former ace,
ace 16s, the Andreessen Horowitz investor the other day, because he sort of insinuated that I'm
covering Twitter critically, because it's a competitor to my company. And therefore, my
bosses are telling me to like to hit pieces, which I mean is absurd on a lot of different levels,
but also like, think about how much I would have to be invested in the profitability of the New
York Times in order to change my entire like, it's just like all different conceptions of what
they think, you know, worker mentality is what companies are, how they sort of move forward.
But I do think, yeah, just to your point, Alice, like this, I do think that's a lot of the thinking
in there right now. I think he's cleaning house specifically with these sort of layoffs and code
reviews that he's making people post of like how much they've done in the past 10 days or seven
days. And he wants to recruit ideologues that sort of line up behind him, because that's where
he's comfortable. And that's how he feels like mission driven, I think, you know.
So he wants basically, it's the way I sort of see this, and this is going to come up, I think,
again and again, is that if we understand Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter ideologically as like
acting out this cathedral bizarre, as we say ideology, this idea, right, that fundamentally
the guys who are mad at the cathedral, and we see this over and over again,
they're sort of, they're looking for something that isn't there or rather, when they're talking
about like ruling class organization, they don't see themselves as part of it.
No, of course, that's what that's the advantage of having this like theory of the cathedral is
that it allows you as a billionaire to feel like you're an outsider or an insurgent. You're not,
you know, you don't have any sort of place in in reproducing the ideology of your class because
also, also they, when you're mad at the cathedral, generally speaking, you're most
frequently mad at ads, like you're mad at the marketing for power. Yeah, it's branding. And
it's like, I'm not mad at the existence of Chase Manhattan as a bank. I am mad because Chase Manhattan
has a pride float, right? Does the pride float sort of meaning, meaningfully impact on the way
Chase Manhattan does business? Probably not. Have there been like a lot of criticisms of this
kind of like pinkwashing by by queer people? Sure. Is any of that registering? No, of course
not. It's like, no, Chase Manhattan is woke now. The Marines are woke now. Whatever. Yeah. And this
is kind of like an ultimate form of cope as well, because like the reason why they sort of say this
is because when you sort of point out, well, like, you know, in this country, but also like in the
US too is like, well, kind of conservative, like the left haven't been in power like ever, right?
And like in the case of the UK, like, you know, the conservative right wing party has been in
power for 12 years. And I definitely wouldn't say that like the new labor government before
was like a kind of like socialist or even sort of left wing. So and when they have to sort of
acknowledge that they have to acknowledge that, oh, like, you know, it is kind of like the, you
know, it is kind of conservative government and conservative politics, neoliberal politics,
that have kind of caused this kind of real deterioration in, in living standards.
But as you sort of mentioned, like, they don't want to sort of see themselves as part of like
that decline, in which like Elon Musk is very much sort of like a benefactor of like the post
toward 2008 economy. The way that they sort of square that circle is, well, actually the left
own all the cultural institutions, and there are no elections and stuff for that. So we can present
ourselves at, you know, and Pete Steele kind of like says this quite directly, you know,
we can kind of present ourselves as a true insurgents, because not only did we sort of like
play the game by the rules, so to speak, but ultimately, culture has more influence than
politics anyway. And that sort of seems to be like where Elon kind of comes from. I don't think
that he's a guy who's like read any of the books or like will understand it. But I definitely think
that there are people who reads tweets and goes interesting. Again, he's just like me for real.
He's like, I'm gonna say, shit, is that bad?
You're telling me that the most credulous racist in the world is easy to red pill?
But like, there's like lots of documentation about like Pete Steele. And like Pete Steele was
like a guy who was like telling Elon to go by Twitter during the moments where he was like,
oh, maybe this might not be a good idea. And I should just stay posting. But like you have guys
who are very, very much invested, who then use Elon to kind of enact this fantasy. And Elon can
see himself. And I think ultimately, all his behavior, both online and offline,
it's like it's much more like he just wants to have the vibe of like being
someone who is liked and seen as cool.
You can kind of prove that the cathedral is like an elite ideology for elites
in that it allows no role for sort of like normal people, right? What we've actually seen,
there's like the what you might think is an acknowledgement of this within,
within Teal or Moberg or anyone else's theories is that like, there has been a genuine cultural
shift in terms of how we talk about things like racism or homophobia or whatever,
that these things have become less popular, for instance. But the in order to have the theory
of this this cathedral, it is that that that's a change that is being directed top down by
a mysterious elite group of a few people. We're not going to get into who those people are,
but maybe we can later in DMs, kind of like wink, wink, nudge, nudge kind of thing.
And it's purely an ideology for people who are used to elites getting their own way all of the
time, and thinking, Oh, what must be happening is that I'm not I'm seeing a pride flag when I
don't want to, because some other elite is doing that, because those are the only people who can
affect changes. And indeed, like this is a chase Manhattan when it puts out a pride float,
a pride float is not actually like any less homophobic organization. The US Marines,
the US Marine Corps is not like necessarily a great place to work if you're if you're LGBT,
like, and is not improved as much as one much by them doing a post that's like we are actually
a good place to work if you're LGBT, they might not mean it, but it doesn't register doesn't
matter. All that is solid melts into posts. Why it's important to talk about this before we
talk about the actual nuts and bolts of what's happening at Twitter is I think this is the
lens that makes it all make sense to me, which is that basically the the all the railing against
woke capital all the anger at the pride float for chase Manhattan or whatever is basically
these people they're not seeing it as a split within within the elite right the this whole
cathedral ideology is basically saying I don't disagree with anything that the powerful are
doing, except that they wish that the powerful would delight in the exercise of power, they wish
it would be not they hate that it has a human face to market itself to people, and they wish
that it would just have the terminator skeleton face, because they because they just love the
brutalization the hierarchies etc etc. And that is more satisfying love brutalization
and hierarchies. It's insane. This is also incredibly funny to me because it really just
amounts to like, we just didn't we just don't want power to be like aesthetically relatable.
And it's like almost it's very similar in my mind to like comic book nerds who get really
angry when like normies sort of, you know, are like present themselves as being like comic book
nerds too. And like, you know, the whole kind of thing about oh, you're not really authentic.
It sort of reminds me a little bit of that, which could kind of also
make the whole Elon kind they could make it could like explain a lot of things.
So that's all I'm saying. Let's let's go back to sort of Tesla Tesla, excuse me, Twitter,
an equally effective company. Let's go back to Twitter itself. And what's actually happening
there, right? And I think it's what we have is we have what is the state of play with Twitter,
like at time of recording? Mike, tell us what's going on. Last I checked, he posted a
3D printed gun to his timelines and and apparently drinks a lot of 3D drinks,
a lot of 3D caffeine, 3D coax, caffeine free weirdly, doesn't use coasters.
Yeah, I don't like I feel like I'm most mad at the caffeine free diet. I can understand caffeine.
Elon's 100% the type of guy to take a bunch of neurotropics that don't do anything, but also
not do caffeine because that like affects his thinking.
So what he what he seems to be doing right right is he has fired an enormous number of people,
as you say, Mike, probably probably going to then hire some like people from like the
Stanford conservative review or whatever to replace them. So we're basically going to have like big
gab seems to be. Yeah. No, I mean, like that's he so he cut first, he cut the workforce in half
with layoffs that actually gave people severance, although, you know, as of last weekend, as of
this weekend, I talked to folks who were telling me they still haven't received their severance
payments. They're worried that they're going to get them at all, even if and there was a period
in which Elon tried not to pay them out. But his lawyers calculated that it would cost him more
in court to fight than to just pay these people out, which is the only reason he chose to do
severance. But yeah, that now he's to give you an example, the latest person he's hired,
people he's hired, were the two guys who pretended to be laid off Twitter employees and like hoax
the media. I don't know if you guys saw that, but it was just the Ligma Rahul Ligma like Ligma
Balls sort of thing. I did full for that. I'm sorry. Elf me. No, I think I think a lot of folks did.
I thankfully did not because it would have been super embarrassing for me. But I think the
so like Elon was like, this is the funniest joke in the world. I'm hiring these two kids and
what are they going to do? What do they do? Look, there need to be people working on Twitter's
meme libraries that we need to find more. Look, we started with Pepe and then we got a more racist
improved Pepe in terms of Grey Perk. He was nude and he was more mischievous. We need a third frog.
But the thing is, like, Elon doesn't even post that many Pepe. All his Twitter memes are stuff
that are like 20, like between 20, like the 2012 earlier memes, right? And they're all like fried
and weird. And he, oh my God. Yeah, I'm not going to go into that. I feel like I'm going to lose my
mind if I talk about his posts. The thing about all of Elon Musk's companies, right, is that they
accrue, they grow on them like mold, a certain amount of like Elon related bullshit. Like you
have to do, you have to be, you must be at least this epic to write, right? And so the problem
with Twitter is that all of his other companies have this sort of like layer of insulation. They
have like enough, like enough sort of company underneath them. Tesla does at least make cars.
They might have to recall half of them and they might kill your kid, but they do make
a car. There is a product involved. SpaceX makes a rocket. Twitter, he's cut everything that like
makes it happen and the mold is growing. Like it's sort of, it's dragging it down because it's
much, much weaker than either of these previous companies were because it doesn't have other
shit going on. It can't support the weight of all of the memes. Well, more specifically, SpaceX
has like all of what used to be NASA's budget. And then, and then Tesla has carbon credits.
That's what supports all of the other stuff and allows, again, another thing that I think,
I wonder if you've seen Mike is other people coming out of the woodwork from his other companies to
post about how there were whole teams of people who were there to insulate the company from Elon.
Yeah. Oh my God, that was so good. That tweet thread. I think, by the way, I think the next
thing you're going to see is subsidized memes probably from the government when he starts lobby.
No, the, so that was the most fascinating psychology or look into his psychology for me.
And I've had other folks just to recap there, folks on Twitter saying like, hey, I worked for him.
He had this like coterie of folks at the top, but really even across the company whose job it was
to manage him, right? And I think that, I think that is both specific to him, but also specific to
billionaires and like this type of person, I think too. Like, I think that you could probably say
it's not a one-to-one comparison, but Zuckerberg is similarly surrounded by sort of folks who
know how to handle him or Bezos when he was at the top or whatever. Like, I definitely think,
but for Musk, it's specific in that he's like, folks are like, all right, we know you're like
the visionary, but also, you know, quote unquote visionary, but also like we need to like do things.
We need the company to like work. And so here's some stuff to distract you or here's a way that
we know that you will like this thing that we're pitching. So this is how we sort of present it.
And it seemed to work. And none of those people, the reason it's so chaotic at Twitter right now
is because none of those people are there. You know, you don't have the court jester
entertaining him while like, you know, dad actually like runs the fucking business or whatever.
So I think that it feels even more chaotic now. And I'm wondering,
someone was telling me they're like, he needs a COO, a chief operating officer to come in and like
do stuff while he can fucking like do psilocybin in the desert with his buddies who are like,
which is what he kind of wants to do anyway, you know, so and then like throw off random ideas
in the meantime, many of which were already sort of in the works inside of Twitter that he's now
taking credit for basically. Oh, that's he's never done that at a different company before.
What I think is interesting and what I think I think the difference if there is a difference
between the way that he is managed and the way that Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos manage is that
neither of them have really committed themselves to this sort of like ideology that is anti
themselves. Right. I think a lot of this sort of like insulation around him is go back to
cathedrals and bizzars, right? It's a bunch of guys throwing up market stalls around and to be like,
yep, this is this is definitely the bizarre to a guy who is wearing a sort of like Episcopal
mitre and like vestments. He is he has essentially purchased a very large house and is ripping the
copper wire out of the walls trying to find the cathedral. It's in here somewhere.
I know it's in here somewhere. And we talk about ripping the copper wire out of the walls,
right? We're talking about not just firing the people who actually like maintain a lot of those
code libraries, which are again, this is totally unsurprising to me, right? Rickety often sort of
legacy systems all built on top of one another, because most of these tech companies are a lot
of companies. In fact, how they actually work is that they solve problems in the short term,
and their goal is just to keep everything ticking over for now.
Oh, yeah. I mean, I know no one who's who's used Twitter could say that Twitter was like
not wasteful or was like always efficient, right? Every every employee I've ever talked to has said
it's built on like popsicle sticks. And I think they use Ruby, I'm not a coder, but like I think
they use like Ruby and like legacy code that is just not great for infrastructure. And so
he's coming into an already sort of fucked up foundation and further fucking it up,
I guess. And specifically, he's getting rid of the people who know how to do that is like
Keck Himmler 1488. So whoever he's going to hire from Stanford, you know,
does that guy going to know Ruby unlikely? Well, I mean, that's the thing. I think the
right wing sort of tech complex is much smaller than some of some of the others, because generally
speaking, if you want to like become influential in like in a right wing movement, if you want to
do sort of like Keck Himmler 1488 stuff, you don't really learn to write code, you learn to write
laws, right? And like the sort of like the right wing law school pipeline is significantly much
is like much more bloated than this. And we've seen the sort of like legislative effects of that.
Tech, you know, it's not really as prevalent. And the sort of the culture there is different
in a way that is less conducive for the moment for now, we'll see, we'll see to sort of like
smuggling this stuff in, I think. That's really interesting. I mean, I think there's he has
this stranglehold on, I mean, this is not even unique to him, right? Like the idea of like build,
build, build, build, like like anyone who's not like building something is a waste or something
that you don't need someone that you don't need to care about or something. And I think that he's
like the Pied Piper of those folks, you know, more than more than Zuckerberg, more than Nindris
and Horowitz are a lot of these companies. But but I agree, like the this sort of immediate
impact or at least the immediate impact on laws, I guess, is not as felt, you know, right away,
you know, in the sort of tech pipeline. But I do, I do wonder, and probably think those might
converge over time. And like one of the one of the things that tech always has a history of is
like just out, I mean, it's like by its nature, outpacing regulation, just because they're just
building new things faster than, you know, regulators can keep up with. But but yeah,
I think they've also there's like a line of technologists who also are recognizing that
getting the getting the JD is going to get them, you know, moved faster and how they can shape
culture. And that's that's becoming and those Stanford grads are like the ones who are thinking
about that. I think that's the other thing that folks ascribe like, sort of liberal ideology to
the Bay Area or to San Francisco. And I think it really has changed quite a bit in the past,
you know, 10 years alone, basically. So it's just it's a different landscape.
Well, I think if we want to just sort of sort of go back into a little bit of that
Cathedral Bazaar PayPal Mafia ideology, I think it works to remember that it is deeply ensconced
in tech solutionism as well. Because the the concept of tech solutionism is there is a problem
if only someone would just be smart and capable enough to solve it and was unafraid of tipping
sacred cows or breaking things that exist or whatever in order to engage in some shampterian
creative destruction. And when you look at what the sort of right wing tech salute what what the
what that ideology demands, like the place where its demands are sort of clearest and most related
to what politicians can actually do is San Francisco local politics, which is basically and
their demands are we if only someone would be brave enough to let the police do what they needed
to do. Right. The cops should have mortars. I should never have to see a homeless person.
That that is essentially a lineup between right wing politics and tech solutionism and the
class pans of those two things are if only someone would do something if only someone would build
something if only someone would get elected in Britain and then remove the top tax rate,
then everything else would just fall into place. It's the belief that with enough
vigorousness and power, you can through your own sort of heroic greatness rest into being a
better world. You just have to crush everything that's in your way, whether your Facebook moving
fast and breaking things, whether your Elon Musk deciding that the only people we're going to hire
are the ones who are just writing the most lines of code, not even the best code, the most inefficient
coders they stay because they're building more or whether you are trying to get rid of a progressive
DA in San Francisco because he's not turning on the punish button. He's not building the prison,
it's ludicrous to imagine, I think really. It was unusual that tech solutionists would be at all
progressive because what tech solutionism is, what build, build, build is, what all of these things
are is just a kind of aestheticization of speed, of breaking things. It's Italian futurism. It's
Italian style fascism. Wow. That's very astute. These things are the same thing.
But we also- I think there's a- Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, please, please, please.
Oh, I was just going to say the one sort of thing that I am seeing as a pushback to that is there is
a, I think a small but growing sort of undercurrent of leftist techies that are sort of seeing this
and are aware of it and are bothered by it. I don't think it's as large as the pretty right
wing sort of impulse to strongly support punishment and policing, hardcore policing in San Francisco
and just sort of tamp down in a way that I think a lot of the folks who got rich during the Facebook
IPO and the Uber and Twitter IPOs, more like early 2010 IPOs, are the ones who sort of identify with
that. But there's like a younger class of Googlers and even some Facebook people, interestingly
enough, that are pushing back on it. And that ideology is very interesting to me. It's more
complicated just in that it's kind of tangled up with the companies and what the companies
sort of mean and stand for. But I think that exists and is happening more in the Bay Area than
let's say like the past few years. The way I would see that breaking down is that if you look at
Google, for example, there is a history of work of developer organizing at Google to like
the protest against working with like Project Maven or whatever. So like so many things,
the dividing line comes with, are you as a like tech worker identifying with your other workers
or are you identifying with your boss? And if you identify with the boss, then you go and reply to
Elon and you say, oh my God, I love that you made a third frog, but can you please just credit me as
having invented the third frog? I don't even need you to, I'll still pay you the eight dollars. Just
please tell everyone that this new router naked or frog was actually my creation. I love you.
Please kill me with a car. Please run me over with the Tesla. Yeah. And so this is back to sort of
what he's doing as well, right? He's not just firing the people who know how like the popsicle
sticks and tape and gum that Twitter is built on actually work. He's also firing huge swaths of
people that let's just say, I don't think he knows why they're important yet.
This is for example, the entire Brussels office. Now, I don't think again, as someone who is
obsessed with the European regulation, what does that mean? Not important. As someone who is obsessed
with the cathedral, all he sees are agents of the cathedral trying to stop him or drag him down or
maybe whose job was to continue the kind of homeostatic self-preserving elite cathedral that
he was reeling in. If you're looking for some kind of like rules obsessed, kind of scolding,
school marmish like liberalism, you really can't hit on a larger or slower target than the European
Union. However, yes. The Brussels offices of a lot of tech companies, they exist to have places for
former Eurocrats to go and work to get great salaries so that while they're being Eurocrats,
they don't, for example, enforce data protection laws on you. And he doesn't seem to fucking understand
that. So he's basically like, has his one division and doesn't do much. And the only reason that
division exists is to go take a suitcase of money and put it in front of a very big scary door once
a week. And then nothing bad happens. The new mob boss who's like, why are we even paying off these
cops? They don't do anything. And he's starting to run into that immediately. The funny thing,
I was talking to the Buntuk guys about this, just how quickly the dismantling is having those
effects. When I unban thousands of folks who were banned for a particular reason,
and our advertisers suddenly get super squeamish, now I have to fund this myself. Like, what the
fuck? Like, why is this happening? But it's just more swift than I would have ever expected it
to happen, basically. Well, it's because the advertisers, they're all in the cathedral too.
Because Apple hates free speech in America because of, again, a bunch of reasons that
they'll just sort of come up with. He hasn't quite gotten there yet. What he's saying is that the
woke left... Oh, no, this is literally something he has said. Oh, as he said, okay. Because last
time I checked, it was like the cathedral, in this case, we're telling the advertisers not to
be on the platform. So now he's gone. No, the advertisers are actually in the cathedral as well.
They're a little old school. The cathedral just keeps growing. They keep building out new wings.
Which is the only explanation for anything that isn't an immediate success. Once again,
the right people are in power. Once the hard rain has come and swept away the former bureaucrats
or all this stuff. Once that happens, the only explanation can be clearly there's a bit of
the cathedral in here I haven't found. I need to go rip out more copper wire until I find it.
And he immediately... This is the problem too. He's gassed up 24-7 by all the folks on Twitter
that... Yes, gassed up by the folks 24-7 and nothing else.
And his staunchest supporters, like you were saying, David Sacks, who's Pafe Palmafia, and
Jason Calacanis, and there's a guy, Shriram Krishnan, who's an A16Z. Just like folks who
fully believe in... I mean, he is too many tech folks like the second coming of Steve Jobs because
they want this figurehead person who was the visionary and none of the other tech CEOs have
stepped up to that in their minds. This guy is the guy. And him failing immediately is because
of me at the New York Times writing pieces that are mean to him or advertisers who have the woke
mind virus or just any host of excuses that are coming up. And it's just very...
Podcasts. It's because of the podcast.
Yeah, exactly. The Trash Future podcast. It's very weird to see play out in real time,
but it's happening.
But one of the things I think we can come to as well is that this ideology is the product of
isolation. It is the product of the wealthy and powerful...
Spending too much time on the computer.
No. Well, partly, yes. But also partly, the wealthy and the powerful, especially again,
since the financial crisis, the widening gulf between the wealthy and powerful,
whether that's the politically powerful, the wealthy, etc., between them and the normal concerns
of most people, I think is evident in the fact that they are burning huge amounts of money.
And again, this is also true when Liz Truss and Kwase Kwarte take over Britain, right?
The huge gulf, the insulation of the world in which they live from the actual concerns of
regular people. Of course, they're putting off all their advertisers because Volkswagen doesn't
give a shit about the cathedral. Volkswagen wants to sell Volkswagen's and Volkswagen has an idea,
because they do a lot of market research of what normal people think.
They don't read fucking Mench's Moldbug to figure out what...
If you read Mench's Moldbug, then... And that's mostly what you do when you look at the comments
of Mench's Moldbug. And now they got me demolishing this fucking cathedral.
Then you will think that most normal people actually care about the cathedral, or more likely,
to explain why most normal people don't care about the cathedral. Then they'll read more
Mench's Moldbug and be like, oh, that's because they're hobbits who want to grill and wear dark
elves and they're other elves. And so it's infinite, but all these infinite explanations...
Can't stress enough how much dumber the shit gets the more you read.
Yeah, the more... Yeah, it's true. But that fundamentally, right, these are people who
have swept into these institutions expecting that when they do the weird shit that they and
their friends have been talking about for ages, that they will usher in a second coming of a
paradisle age. And this is, I think, again, driven by the fact that the rich have gotten
so much richer, so, so much richer. And people have gotten so alienated and depoliticized
that it's very difficult for them to make what they actually want heard. And so really, you just
get people who live in a different fucking universe talking to one another, arguing about
what the world should look like. Should there be a cathedral here? And meanwhile, any normal person
who's looking can see there is no cathedral there. There's nothing there. It's a Wendy's.
It's funny, I was thinking about... I'm in the middle of procrastinating writing another book
right now, but I've been thinking about how Zuckerberg has grown up in Silicon Valley.
Literally, most of his adult life has been in this one place in Silicon Valley,
surrounded by the same people, the same thinkers. He and Mark Andreessen are very connected
cerebrally, emotionally. And I think the... And a lot of the ultra-wealthy who rocketed to that
position very quickly with, again, writing on the advent of the iPhone and funding these startups
that turn into billion-dollar unicorns in a very short amount of time compared to wealth
accumulation in the past, they haven't experienced life in any other way as an adult human being
that goes through struggle and that goes through conflict in their real life and that goes through
having to be around unhoused people or city problems or whatever, and then just broadcast
their vision of what the future should be like and then are shocked when there is any pushback.
And then that's when, to your point, just that's when the sort of
inspiratorial thinking kicks in and they all start sort of retreating. And I absolutely think
that's more prevalent now than was ever before, at least with Valley thinkers and sort of the
people at the top. Well, it's not even, I think, that they start retreating. It's that they try the
thing and then because they live in a sort of cartoon soft world, they try to do the thing
in the real world. And again, you bring up Zuckerberg. I think that Zuckerberg is kind of
doing the same thing to Metta that Elon's doing to Twitter just slower and less dramatically
by trying to fund what is essentially a fantasy that he has because he can't imagine a world in
which maybe people don't want to go into the office, but he can't imagine a world in which
people want to go and actually see one another. That seems odd. Why can't they just have poker
nights in the Nintendo Wii home or whatever? I kind of have not sympathy per se, but I can
understand where Zuck comes from in the sense of Facebook has obviously had a huge impact
on the entire world. And you can sort of see that in a material way. And regardless of how
fucked and broken and this stupid Metta is, I don't think you can deny the impact that Facebook
has had and why that would sort of convince him to be like, okay, well, I think based on what
the success of Facebook, how I've kind of seen this, the thing like with Elon,
this very funny is that because he doesn't invented anything and because he sort of
bought this website, he's coming at it entirely from like a user's position. So it's not even
the case of like, I remember the impacts of like Facebook from when it was like the website where
like you kind of like perved on Harvard women to what it is now. Elon's a guy who's just like he
wanted to be a drug dealer, keeps like getting high on his own supply, but just thinks that it's
really great. And then he just got a bunch of money to just get loads and loads of cocaine,
because he wants to be like the biggest drug dealer, but he keeps eating his own supply.
And I guess I can like, because he sort of comes out of Facebook, he keeps eating coke off the
depths. I'm a good boy, he went to religious school, I only have a smoke weed. I have just
seen that is how you do cocaine. That's right. You make it into a nice cake and you have it.
How can the Coke spoon is so small?
That's why you see like cops rub it on their gum.
That's right. I mean, all I was going to say was that because he's coming at it from the
perspective of the user, like for him, it's just very much like, I'm having a great time on this
website with all my friends who keep telling me I'm cool and like really funny. And like his sort
of Twitter strategy is very much as based on the idea. But if he's having a great time,
then everyone else is having a great time. And the people who aren't great at having a great
time are the haters who are all in the cathedral doing the eyes wide shot, like a fucking ritual
to like, which we all love him specifically. The other thing, this isn't like strictly speaking
related, but the one thing I do think about when I think about like isolated rich people,
especially isolated tech rich people is that they're all giant nerds who are like,
you know, we've all read the articles about bunkers obsessed with the idea of the apocalypse,
right? We're going to like shit's going to pop off and Zuckerberg is going to have to go to
Hawaii or New Zealand and like seal himself in a bunker with a bunch of like, you know,
Academy guys who have shot collars on so they don't kill him. And all of those guys are like
praying for the apocalypse to happen. And then we had like a two year long pandemic that kind of
felt alternately like it was the apocalypse, but also you were going insane and it wasn't.
I don't think that's been good for anybody's mental health, least of all these guys. I think
probably being a billionaire was one of the worst ways to experience the pandemic psychologically
in terms of what it did to you, short of being on the front lines of it. I think it genuinely
damaged a lot of these guys. And I also wonder whether like, because, you know,
the sort of one of this sort of like parts of the whole ideology that underpins both like
Trussism and also like tech guys is the idea that like when the apocalypse comes, like, you know,
they're going to sort of be needed more than ever, right? And they can sort of be-
Runepoint Elon said he was going to make ventilators.
That's right. Yeah, he never did.
But like these, you know, these sort of like fantastical leaders that are sort of going
to save society and like all the sort of haters in the New York Times are going to be really
sorry when they have to like beg Elon Musk for like one of his two ventilators, which he didn't
create. And then what you end up realizing is that actually, no, like these guys are fucking
useless. Like they're bad at what they do anyway, and they don't really have any new ideas.
And like the ideas that they did have and the effects of them really suck. Like, you know,
this sort of general attitude I imagine to social media or like the social media platforms,
I imagine they're sort of like broadly pretty negative, maybe average, but certainly like no
one sort of like talking about them in glowing terms in the way that they did like a decade ago.
And I do wonder whether like part of this resentment from tech guys comes and you can see
it in like crypto spaces as well, comes from this idea that like they really want to desperately
see not just as cool, but like the saviors of humanity, right? They desperately want to kind
of- they want the deification that Steve Jobs got. And like Steve Jobs died at the right time
because like God forbid, like, you know, if he was still around, like, you know, I don't know.
So like they want like the Steve Jobs deification, they've now sort of like they're not going to get
it. But like because they've wanted it so badly, like what's coming out is just this real kind of
resentment. And they're just like blaming people for not getting what they feel like they deserved.
Also, I want to go back to something you said a little earlier, Hussein, which I think is
also very revealing of how they are choosing to run the company, which is that they're thinking
of it as a user because they're not thinking of it as a company with advertisers. There's not
thinking about it as a company that like needs to meet a bunch of standards that are set by
other powerful organizations. Again, not for reasons that are inscrutable to them. Apple isn't
secretly woke. Apple has obligations to other advertisers and so has to enforce certain
policies about what it can put in its app store. Apple has obligations to countries,
that it's a way of seeing the world. And it's not saying like I'm not sort of trying to suggest
that I'm in any way some kind of a conservative who thinks these things are good, but rather that
these things are just much more complex than the person who sees Twitter, not as the pile,
not as all at number one, all of the employees who know how to maintain the tape and gum or
the tape and gum or the advertiser relationship who just sees it as the timeline. And at the
timeline appears magically in that there are people who are like making the timeline better
or worse or whatever, whatever. For the automated luxury space capitalism.
Yeah, indeed. And the fact is that they're seeing it as users. It's almost like a kind of
incredibly stubborn commodity fetishism among the only people who really, if they want to be
good capitalists, should not be commodity fetishists. Yeah. Well, I think this is like,
I was saying this on like Paris's podcast quite recently and Mike, you probably like know more
about this as like someone who kind of understands the industry at a much like broader level. But
like, I think the kind of main contradiction with Elon has always been that he's actually,
he's always wanted to be a poster and like he's just wants, he just wants to post on the platform
and he had like a good time doing it. And then somehow he kind of got convinced like that, oh,
well, if you enjoy love, if you enjoy posting so much, you should own it. And that way you
can sort of shape it in your own image. And like everyone can enjoy it in the same way that you
can. But then what he's finding is like the contradiction. And this is like something that
I think, what sets him apart from Zuckerberg is that like Zuckerberg still thinks of Metta,
I believe as a business, he'd like it to sort of be something more. But I think that like
there is at least a good part of him is like, okay, Metta sort of has to work commercially
and everything. Whereas like Elon has never kind of really had that before, because again,
like he's never like invented anything really, like he's kind of bought his way into companies.
And sort of like used the sort of post recession economy as a way to boast bolster
his own personality and his own like, you know, PR team, and just like the kind of
the company itself. So then he comes onto Twitter where he like, he approaches it as a user,
but as a very specific kind of user. And he realizes that no, to run a platform, like not
only do you have to kind of think about all the kinds of users on your platform and how they
interact with each other, but also like the way in which your platform, which doesn't really make
that much money and is quite small compared to like all the competitors, how it even survives
in the first place. And as you mentioned, like part of that is, you know, it's very fragile system
architecture and like how you sort of maintain that. It also means like, how do you sort of
placate your biggest advertisers who probably don't want to be on a platform where there is like
fucking Nazis and you know, weird, you know, and has a reputation for like spam bots and stuff
like that. And because he hasn't really thought and because he's going to think about that really,
really late, like the result is that you're sort of having a platform that is like declining,
but he is not necessarily publicly accepting that just yet. And what I do wonder is that when he
does, when he does have to accept that, like how his sort of like ride or die guys who have sort of
like propelled him this far, how they're going to respond to it. I mean, I really, I think the
perfect example of, because I absolutely agree that he's approaching as a user. I think the perfect
example of that is the blue check controversy, the self induced controversy that he sort of
fucking shot himself in the foot, foot immediately. But it was, it was the idea of, and this is
something that I approached differently because I have seen it as a utility for a long time. I'm
like, okay, I'm, I'm a journalist. This is why I have it if there's someone impersonating me or if
like there's a political account that I need to make sure is them or whatever. That's how I see
this sort of system, you know, for better or worse, I think it's still been shitty and imperfect
for a long period of time. But like the, there's this particular subsection of users who believe
that it, it signifies status, it signifies sort of maybe, maybe it's an exemplification of this
cathedral sort of, you know, poster person. Yeah, the bricks of the cathedral of blutics.
He did get me to, I mean, mine did get me to so her house once. So who's to say whether that's good
or bad. So please go on. Go on. I think that's bad. I, I, I, no, but I, and so his solution to that
was to say anyone can buy a blue check, which, you know, automatically sort of
fucks up how the system has, the imperfect system has worked for years and, and through a bunch of
gears in the, or wrenches in the gears as far as verification, who is, who they say they are, who,
like if, if sort of important people or, or companies or whatever decide, like the, the
fake Eli Lilly decides to tank the really like Lilly's market cap because they said insulin is
free, which is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. But like, but this sort of,
he just immediately fucked it up because of his conception of how folks in his sort of circle and
his poster circle think of that. And, and then you see advertiser flight because of course they,
they don't want instability or whatever. So I, I, I'm curious, I think to your, I don't know
who's saying who's you, but I think to your point of like, when the reckoning comes of like,
maybe he can't, maybe he can't do it all or something. I still think the diehard enthusiasts
will point to the New York times or will point to like the masses of haters who didn't let him do it
because, because we don't believe or whatever, which I think is like the default sort of safety
way. I guess it's sort of, I was going to say, I guess it's like sort of like this whole Trump
thing where it's just like the sort of excuse that they made about like Trump not building the
wall and all that stuff is just like, oh, well basically the cathedral stopped him from doing
that, right? The cathedral full of pedophiles stopped him from doing it. So if we want to talk,
by the way, about some of that reckoning, I think it might have lurched closer today
as Elon is now posting that he's going to go to war with Apple, which I am certainly
smart. Okay. That's where the cathedral is. It's in Tim Apple's house.
Again, and where Apple is, Apple is basically just a gigantic, you know,
Apple is basically a gigantic barge with trillions of dollars on it that incidentally makes iPhones
and it has its app store. And again, it uses the massive group incident shakes out at the
moment was curious still out in the making iPhones. But, but that it is, it also is again,
has is a huge monopolist over at production. And again, what Elon, what Elon and his friends see
is that Apple has some kind of a global homo agenda and that they are trying to keep the free
speech from happening because somehow free speech, like genuinely free speech is a,
is would be a problem for Apple because then people would like send that meme of the many
little fish engulfing the shark to one another because Apple wouldn't throttle them. And then
they would all put on the V for Vendetta masks and like go, you know, yell at Tim Apple until
he like says that you can say whatever you want until he finally unthrottles cat turd to his post.
That's kind of the chain of reasoning that's going on here, right? Or they don't see is they
don't see that Apple through their Apple through their app store because they want to keep being
a trillion dollar company and weren't and and were like, let's say weren't as directly just
a beneficiary of being boosted by forces outside their own control as say Elon and all his friends
were, right? That they need to actually be concerned with with the real world around them.
They need to be concerned with say complying with laws and the jurisdictions in which they
operate. They need to be concerned that they don't scare off like people that might might want to
advertise with them on the apps that they do sell. They want to keep their position as a monopolist,
which means that they need their higher barriers to entry. If you want to look at like where the
various cathedrals are, it's just, it's just people work, it's just companies like Apple
say maintaining a monopoly over the app store so they can continue charging 30% of all app
sales. If you want to know where the cathedral is, we will have to sit down for this introductory
lecture about a class structured about ideology, right? And so the idea that he's going to,
he so he once again, he's going to war, but with an enemy that he's imagined and he's
tilting at a windmill that can deploy a trillion dollars to crush him. Can I just say that Apple
is actually a very large advertiser for Twitter? Like this is what I was talking to source over
the weekend who was saying like him fucking with Apple is just like again, self-inflicted wounds
because they for them, advertising on Twitter is a rounding error for Twitter. It is a
significant portion of their revenue. And so to what you were saying earlier Riley, like I don't,
we're not saying these systems are good, but we're saying that some of these players live in
reality at least. And like to your point, like Tim, Tim Apple wants to maintain his hold on where
he is. And so plays by the rules in these certain things. And I think there are folks in tech who
would say, well, that's why we like Elon because he doesn't play by these rules. And because he is
like a mover and shaker or whatever, like is willing to buck against it. But like the his
conception of what those forces holding him down are is just so removed from reality a lot of the
time that I wonder what that looks like. Well, again, because he's approaching all of this as a user
and like he's just sort of reacting to things at the moment, right? So like on the one hand,
it's like global homo that's like the enemy. Then it's advertisers like miscellaneous. Now it's like
specifically Apple, but then like it's also like Taylor Lorenzo. Like I like is all like the problem
is, is that like his opponent keeps changing because he keeps on like reacting to people
in the same way that like people who fought for getting a blue check would get them invited into
like whatever fucking club that the blue checks are in, realizing that this club doesn't exist.
Now just kind of have to turn to can get into so.
Wait, now like now having to sort of like justify the decision that they make, but also just to
sort of signal that like, you know, I'm actually laughing and not crying at all. And yeah, so he's
approaching me exactly. And I've kind of just said to people like on various shows, like
if you want to understand what he's doing, like think of him as just a like think of him as a
Twitter user who has suddenly been given like the steering wheel. I was talking to
again, the Boonta crew about this, and it feels like a super monkey's paw situation,
like imagine being the richest sort of man in the world. And now you've, you know,
actually I was talking about it in the context of imagine being the richest man in the world,
but also you are, you know, profoundly unfunny and can't actually do the one thing you want to do,
which is do good posts. But like, but also like dog catching the car and realizing that all the
things he believed or maybe realizing all the things he believed are not true. And and and
half the people on Twitter now are just yelling at him all day for all the things he's fucking up
rather than just only his mentions being filled with people that love him all the time. So
it's and that says, as you say, the dog catching the car it's been chasing. That's why I always
reject the Trump comparison and say it's truss. It's truss. It's truss. Perhaps one of the least
credible people in the entire world.