TRASHFUTURE - Your Own Personal Biden ft. Jason Koebler
Episode Date: September 3, 2024404 Media’s Jason Koebler returns to discuss AI in the classroom, Balaji’s private island/supervillain lair, and the growing deluge of AI generated slop by US political campaigns. Not so much in t...he form of deepfakes or Midjourney memes on social media, but rather by making a larger tidal wave of more personalised spam. Also, we discuss a hot new startup that’s ruffling a lot of feathers on K Street in Washington using artificial intelligence, and (more importantly) artificial names. Check out 404 Media here! https://www.404media.co/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour Here: https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)
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I was told it was my birthday and that we were going to party like it was my birthday,
but everyone in cabinet...
I thought it was Cipricardi like it's my birthday.
That would be inappropriate in the workplace.
But everyone in cabinet forgot it was my birthday and now I've told the ministers I like who
are cool not to come to government today.
It wouldn't have been appropriate to celebrate my birthday when it's not everyone's birthday.
Every day it is someone's birthday and if we were constantly taking a day off for frivolity
every day, nothing would get done.
It's a waste of money on candles and cake.
It's a fire hazard.
It can't be allowed.
Unexpected stoma coming out as a Jehovah's Witness moment.
Also, I hate blood transfusions.
We will be canceling blood transfusions from the NHS, but primarily for budgetary reasons.
The accidental Jehovah's Witness where you cut your way there.
Hi everybody.
It's TF.
We did accidental dueling starvers.
The accidental Jehovah's Witness being put into Jehovah's Witness protections.
Okay.
Here we go.
Like down at the other end of the country, not celebrating a birthday.
Hidden in plain sight, going around knocking on people's doors, trying to convert them
to be Jehovah's Witness.
The mob won't let you in.
They'll never know that it's you.
They'll be afraid of you knocking on their door.
It's genius.
Hi everybody.
It's TF.
Yes, we've started with with dueling Starmers. Of course, I couldn't let
the news that it was Keir Starmers birthday and nobody in cabinet wished him a happy birthday
and then it was leaked to the press that that happened.
Who leaked that?
Him! Of course it was him!
To make himself sound serious.
Yeah, or to just try to get revenge.
Jeremy Corbyn leaked it to the press.
He called Hugo Guy.
Hugo Guy also great.
We also have, we have a guest today.
We have returning champion.
It is Jason Keebler from 404 Media, who's going to be talking to us about the deluge
of election related AI slop, both coming from parties and supportive candidates and so on.
It seems to be, if not changing
the face of politics, then at least giving it six fingers. Jason, how's it going?
Good, good. Thanks for having me back. Second time, long time.
Yeah, you're now in the TF lounge.
I said giving a face six fingers, I'm aware I mix my metaphors.
And something that the AI would do, to be fair.
It is.
That's right. And we are going to do a little bit more probably on British specific stuff
on Thursday when we will be joined by Gareth Dennis to whom nothing significant has happened
recently I take it.
Yep, there's definitely not any news. He isn't like, you know, kind of the fulcrum of any
kind of scandal of any kind.
No, no, goodness. No, no, no, no, nothing like that. We're going to have a totally normal
conversation about the trains. Jason's here. We're gonna be talking all about a few different sort of AI news items, one tech news item
that's really tickled me recently, and then get into the slop title wave.
No, I'm gonna say sorry.
It's 99% slop, 1% Trump and Kamala Harris singing duets in Mandarin.
And 100% reason to remember the name.
Yeah. All of it's terrible, except for that, which I think gives us all hope that humanity can
be united in the future.
The position I've staked out before.
AI can never be good, but it can be funny.
That's right.
Wait, no, I mean, that's just, that happened.
They did sing that duet in Mandarin, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, okay.
No, the AI just touched it up.
Yeah.
It wasn't quite as good as when Donald Trump played
the Gibson SG for the whole arena for the people. That was also pretty cool. But I want to open us
on a little bit of news. Course. Good news? Uh, possibly. Okay. Depends on how you interpret it.
One of the things that's happening in Britain right now is we are undergoing, of course,
if you read the Tony Blair Institute, which I do, we are undergoing a technological revolution.
I got it delivered to my house.
Yeah.
We are where, of course, we are trying to revolutionize education and one private school,
the David Game College in London.
The David Game College for gamers.
Yes.
Well, that's not so far wrong.
Oh, okay.
The David Game College for future gamers has basically fired all of their teachers
except sex education and art.
OK, extremely loud British school
claxon sounding here.
They've fired all of their teachers,
and students will be abandoning textbooks and lectures
in favor of laptops and headphones
because instead of human teachers,
they will be learning core subjects, including English, English, maths and science from an AI system.
A. What, the same AI system that can't accurately say the number of Rs in the word strawberry?
G. Well, do you really need that in your professional life?
A. Yeah. No, probably not, to be fair.
G. Vibe space.
A. Yeah, absolutely.
G. Who needs to know?
A. We're just like teaching the kids the kind of like the lessons on tape from dog tooth, you know?
We give them a maths lesson that's like all the angles and the triangle don't add up.
Yeah.
Well, your teacher for everything is now Mavis Beacon.
I mean, to be fair, she did a pretty good job. I'm a good typist, you know?
Mavis Beacon teaches everything.
Yeah.
I had a number of complicated feelings about Mavis Beacon as a young girl.
And to be honest, yeah, you know, this is gonna like, you know, the youth of tomorrow.
Yeah, Mavis Beacon sex ed.
There's a new documentary coming out about Mavis Beacon and the creation of her and sort
of like her role in our AI future.
I haven't seen it yet, I just saw it announced.
Yeah, cause like when I was a kid, I was doing the kind of
rated you for universal version of her
with my, like with Mavis Beacon teacher's typing.
Yeah, real trailblazer in the AI teaching landscape.
It's Mavis Beacon develops sentience.
Mavis Beacon takes over.
Yeah, well the original purpose of the Mavis Beacon
was to warn sailors of the presence
of big typewriters floating in the ocean. The AI is used in such a way that sees students
learning with both computers and virtual reality headsets. And it teaches in a way that human
teachers simply cannot.
Wrongly. I think human teachers can manage this.
Yeah. Yeah. And they did a lot actually.
I still don't know how many hours are in strawberry.
It could be any amount really. Never, never do the hard strawberry.
By developing a lesson plan is tailored to each and every student while arranging it in such a way
that weaker topics are tackled right away and stronger topics are pushed later. The catch is
this teaching arrangement is very expensive with the 20 students who are receiving the AI teaching
treatment paying 27,000000 a year in fees.
Wait, wait, so it's both worse and more expensive.
Yes.
Great.
I mean, perfect.
Perfect British moment.
A lot of private education is like this, right?
Because like, okay, you can pay a lot for the connections, right, and the quality of
teaching and whatever, and you know, try and vault your kid up into the upper classes or
whatever, but like, a lot of the weirder side of private education in this country is like yeah
We'll take 20 grand a term and we will do just some fucking experimental shit on your kids
You know they're gonna be like weapon X except for not knowing how to spell yeah the experimentation used to be purely sexual
But now they've moved it into other arenas. Now it's more conceptual, you know, it's like all encompassing.
They said, however, that essentially what's happening is it's offering a level of precision
and continuous evaluation that's hard for humans to match. And if you want to understand
why a child isn't learning, they said, AI can pinpoint that more effectively. Again,
like, jokes aside, a teacher could pinpoint that perfectly effectively. It's just they
can't do it when they're responsible for like 90 children who are sitting on double-decker desks.
Yeah. Which didn't used to be a problem in private education, which retained low class
sizes until Keir Starmer and his band of wokes, you know, decided to maybe slightly increase
the amount of like, tax they were paying.
Of course, right. And this is, if you listen to this show, or if you read 404 media, you
will know, anytime anyone wants to introduce AI into anything
What they really mean is we want to fire half of you and rehire the the half that we fired on worst contracts
So can you believe it's they're looking at Jason for this one that a number of ex teachers have been hired as quote-unquote
Learning coaches. That's so good. I there's a quote in here that there are many excellent
teachers out there, but we're all fallible,
the school's co-principal said.
And I can't think of any system that's more fallible
than AI, you know, the strawberry one is good.
But even today, it's like Google rolled out
its AI answers again, and it hasn't gotten as much
attention this time, but I see wrong things in it
constantly still.
There's also a study I read the other day that firms that have tried to replace
workers with AI have found again, that it is more expensive and less good than
just keeping the workers that you have.
So this sounds about a par for the course to me.
That doesn't matter in the short term, right?
Like this is what we kind of mean when we say that, you know, you might be replaced by AI. It doesn't mean that the AI is going to do your job. It means
you're going to do your job. It's just going to be at the whims of a kind of capricious
idiot computer. And also your job has been like formally de-skilled. So you're not a
teacher anymore. You're like a learning coach because the computer is the teacher.
Yeah. Well, Mavis Beacon is your boss now.
Yeah, exactly.
Clippy is the co-principal. Yeah. Yeah. But
if you're a learning coach, when you can act more like a sort of American football coach,
you can have your own like, I'm doing Friday night lights for biology class. Exactly. That's right.
I'm coaching special teams. We only do kicking, whatever the kicking version of biology is.
I was the defensive coordinator for GCSE maths. So the learning coaches are there to quote, ensure discipline.
Ah, you can be a police officer.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, it's basically because what happens, right, is this class size of like 20 kids,
right, they might have before they would have had a teacher for English, a teacher for science,
a teacher for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Now.
Inefficient, get rid of it.
Yeah, now they have the AI system doing a personalized lesson. Also, by the way, they
have all the personalized lesson plans. I mean, goodbye to any kind of social element
of learning. It is just about memorizing.
It's so interesting, just to like a very short point, like looking at all the examples of
where AI is kind of introduced into sort of any system, be it like a school or be it like
in a supermarket or a warehouse or something. Like the fire and rehire policy is kind of
one where they kind of, yeah, the transition is always like, you've had this like specialty training
in whatever field and you're now going to become a police officer with no training.
Because the whole point of it is like, the AI has to work and the AI can only work through
like an enforcement of discipline, which like reinforces its use, right?
We're all going to be cops after all.
Right. Like the way that the AI works is AI works is fundamentally humans have to sort of work around
it and sort of to its strengths and everything. And in order to do that, in order to stop
humans dicking around, and in particular children, like the only way you can do that is to sort
of be, you know, be like, you know, enforcement. You can only do physical enforcement.
Yeah. The two kinds of teacher now, computer and Catherine Burblesing. This is the thing, like, basically to finish school in this country, you need to have a
minimum quotient of trauma.
So you need to have the permission from Catherine Burblesing.
It's very much just like, I finished my grades.
Is there someone you haven't asked?
We need a human factor in there to shout at you and make you piss yourself or whatever.
Well, that's the thing.
Katharine Verbal Singh is no longer the headmistress.
She's the learning manager.
You know, she's Sam Allardyce patrolling the touchline of the math classroom,
beleaguered in a big coat, you know, vaguely gesturing at children.
It's interesting because during COVID, they tried to have human teachers and robot policemen.
It's like there were all these remote learning tools where they were like tracking your eyes
to see if you were cheating and those didn't work.
They were like easily gamed.
And so now they've just like flipped it where the robots are going to be the teachers and
the humans are going to be the cops.
Finally, humo cop.
Yeah, I for one really look forward to cop future, the future where we're all cops.
Just going around like arresting each other saying like, what's all this then?
Yeah, well, what is all this then, of course, is that's just one school,
and schools in Britain are allowed to all be especially wacky with it.
That was one of the weirdest kind of like, pieces of deregulation, right?
Yeah, genuinely.
Michael Gove being like, yeah, just fucking do whatever to the kids, man.
Just get weird with it,
you know? Just really feel yourself, enjoy the space, you know?
Well, the AI teacher can survive the roof collapsing, so they're better than a regular
teacher who would be crushed to death.
But that's just one school in a country where schools are routinely allowed to get wacky
with it. But the government is also pushing this as well. Basically, there's a new program
that the UK government has announced.
It announced this last week,
where essentially they were investing
some millions of pounds to pool documents,
including curriculum guidance, lesson plans,
people assessments, which are then basically
can be licensed by AI companies to train their tools
to replace teachers, right?
And they say, this is the government press release.
So they can generate a high quality content
like tailored creative lessons plans and workbooks,
that can be used reliably in schools.
And to encourage AI companies to make use of the data store,
a share of an additional million pounds
will be awarded for those who bring forward the best ideas
to put the data into practice to reduce teacher workload.
And so this is not just one wacky school.
We've actually talked about wacky schools trying
to replace teachers with AI before.
We talked about a school that made a chatbot an official member of staff as well.
I remember that.
But this is also, the government is saying, please startups, companies, please come in
and residualize our education sector further. We're creating the data store so you can then
do that and you can go to a school that's again, might've had all its funding cut from its local authority, might be taking
on more students than it can like safely put in, especially because the building is falling
apart because it's made out of fucking meringue.
Hey, guess what?
You're going to be able to just to not hire any more teachers, not replace the ones who
leave, call them all learning coaches and end their specialization in any given subject
except for art or sex
education.
Yeah.
It's cool that this is happening right after the pandemic gave us this wave of kids. We
have a bunch more like special needs. Should be fine.
Yes. We've combined art and sex education. Paint me boys. Paint me. Paint me like your
French teacher. Yeah, that's right. RIP to the French teacher. She's been replaced with
a Duolingo owl. And that really would enforce some discipline in the classes, you know?
Yeah, that's right. Children, you're all making duo sad. Yeah. This is where we are essentially
with the UK. David Game College being likely the first but not the last to do something like this
and the government not just tacitly but overtly encouraging it with money.
Yeah, there's a subhead for this one, David Gamer Moment.
Yeah, there you go.
Hunting the most dangerous David.
But I want to talk about one more thing before we get into our main subject, which is, and
we almost need a stinger for this.
Okay.
It's the Network State Watch.
Okay, well I don't have that, so I'll just play something random.
Fuck off.
Quote, Osama bin Laden seeing a Soviet hind helicopter for the first time.
Basically, as you know, we're big Balaji heads on this show.
Hmm. Yeah.
Huge.
Yeah, huge Balaji heads.
I'm checking in with two things in my life. The, you know, the Tony Blair Institute and Balaji.
Yeah.
Balaji.
Yeah, we're all Balaji.
It's pronounced biology, but the AI didn't quite nail that, you know?
So, basically, I sent this to you as well, Jason, so you'll have seen this.
Balaji has decided to take Grey Pride a step further and has bought an island off the coast
of Singapore.
They all want to be super villains, so fucking bad, dude. Yeah.
Balaji Srinivasan, who again, we have to remember, has a plan for San Francisco that basically
involves a kind of like, uh, de-democratization and political take.
It's the Nerd Reich.
It's the Nerd Reich is what he wants.
Yes, there we go.
I'm really on my pun shit this evening.
Dr. Brough and his volcano lair.
So he has now a plan.
The problem with deriding all of the existing everybody who's not already on your team as
you know, either Quizlings or sort of morons who would love your leadership of them, is
you need to generate a kind of clerk and middle manager class to take your ideas, because
podcast toadies aren't always going to be able to do it for you.
So through the power of Bitcoin, Balaji says.
By the power of Bitcoin,
we now have a beautiful island near Singapore where we are building the network school.
Uh-huh.
We've bought an island with cryptocurrency is such a dangerous start to any plan.
And then we're going to put a school on it.
So, yeah, it's the most being investigated by Interpol start a plan.
You can, yeah.
This is like the fifth Bitcoin startup island or city that I'm aware of and none of them
have gone well.
I actually went to the one in El Salvador, El Zante, which has become this big surfing
destination.
And there were like 20 articles about how Bitcoin has revitalized this El Salvadorian city
And I went there and it's all just surf hostels and a bunch of surfers and no one cares at all about Bitcoin
So I feel like many of these Bitcoin utopias are you know grifts as you'd expect?
But they also just I have no idea what they are
Hmm
It really is a damning indictment of Bitcoin that they haven't even been able to get a bunch of guys whose main interest is surfing
to go along with it.
It's so dumb that those guys are like, nah dude, I'm alright.
ALICE So, to be clear, people who wanted to run
radio stations illegally had more success at setting up a microstate than this.
Like, genuinely.
And I also would like to apologize
to the Metal Gear Solid franchise for suggesting that it was implausible that you could just
have like a sequential series of attempted doomed microstates, you know?
Well, Prospera, and we'll talk about this more probably in the next episode, Prospera
is also, wouldn't you believe it, running into trouble.
Oh no.
They call it Outer Heaven.
Yeah, so, let's talk about Balaji's Out outer heaven. So he's bought this island and then he and
Brian Johnson are working together to develop a kind of total life indoctrination program.
Oh good. The Brian Johnson massacre.
Yeah. Is it good when billionaires have that?
Yeah. I'm going to read what the launch, right? It sounds 95% innocuous, unless you know what Balaji wants to do and what his vision of
society is.
Yeah, or unless you go there and you see a bunch of kids running around in grey sweat
suits.
Yeah.
Well, you can go there, and if you just hide under a box, the guards will walk by you.
Mostly.
The purpose of the network school is to articulate
a vision of peace, trade, internationalism and technology. To revitalize democracy for
the internet era. To train the next generation not just to be leaders of companies but inspirations
for their communities. Their structured part is about daily self improvement. So there
are four categories, the four pillars of Balogism. Haj. Yeah, b-boying. I will never get tired of doing that.
The four pillars of Balogism.
Learning skills, burning calories, earning currency, and having fun.
Learning, burning, earning, and having fun.
Yes.
Yeah, that's...
It's too motivational, you know, is what this is.
It sounds like a self-help book.
I mean, I guess it is a self-help book.
It's just kind of overgrown.
Yeah, well, it's a self-help book that should have been in the mind of someone who doesn't have
billions of dollars, basically. And it should have stayed a fucking book. Big boss dreamed
of a world where we were all burning calories.
They should, yeah, they should have like a fifth pillar, which is like, oh, mad.
Here's how it works. We set up many classrooms where you can drop in to see a problem of
the day and you solve that problem and a proctor
Awards you a crypto credential a free non-transport NFT sensor crypto wallet. I was gonna call it nerd Hogwarts
I guess Hogwarts is already nerd Hogwarts, but like this is like nerd to Hogwarts
Well, it establishes proof of learn
Did they fucking try and blockchain the concept of education?
Well, that's the thing, right?
They haven't understood that the thing that the actual already existing powerful want
in the world for education is the AI approach, not the blockchain approach.
No one cares if you actually read the book and you get like a little NFT saying, hey,
I turned every page
on Ulysses. Right. You don't, no one cares about that. They just want to fulfill their
statutory obligations to educate you cheaply or as Balaji says.
I don't even think, I don't even think that's entirely true in the sense or like it's not
like, not to say it's not true, but it's more just like, if you're super rich, like you're
sending your kids to schools where it has some type of prestige and status, right? The AI stuff is really just like ways of cutting back teaching costs
and like running schools on basically no budgets. But I'm not entirely convinced that like rich
people actually want that. And so this kind of just feels like tech guys who, again, it's
very much like we, this has to work, like whatever shit that we've got on, but like
the network state, it has to work. And if we can't make our sort of like weird little town in San Francisco, and we're
going to go to this weird like boy island and we're going to send a bunch of kids there.
And just like, please do not call it boy island.
Yeah. Bought boyard.
No, it was named bully island because there was a buoy there.
I thought it was like Fort Gerlard anyway.
Yeah. And like they've seen like Goodwill hunting once and they've seen the whiteboard scene and
they're like, oh that's cool, we should just do, like the entire education model is like,
what if he solved the Satoshi problem?
Our initial material, they say, focuses on founding tech communities as distinct from
companies.
That includes crypto, AI, social media, history, politics, and filmmaking.
I don't know why they picked those.
Yeah, we're gonna give fucking Bulgaria a dime square or whatever.
Yeah, it should be useful even if you're growing a traditional company or building a following.
Every Wembara of the network school gets a daily workout slot with a personal trainer.
You run and lift in the morning at your chosen time, getting a proof of workout from your
trainer, another NFT.
Then you get a box with a Brian Johnson blueprint optimized meal and head
to work. The point is to provide willpower as a service where the community provides
the discipline. Do you see that? Does this look a little bit like Balaji is trying to
build a sort of private army?
Willpower as a service where the community provides the discipline sounds a lot like
the Great Leap Forward actually. Sort of accidentally developing Maoism.
Well, I mean, sort of, yeah, this is a blockchain interpretation of the Great Leap Forward, actually. Sort of accidentally developing Maoism. Well, I mean, sort of, yeah, this is a blockchain interpretation of the Great Leap Forward,
that's like, we put the country on a, like, proof of dead sparrow economy, you know?
Well, this is, it's all, to me it just seems like it's all getting very synonon, right?
Like you go to this little island off of Singapore, your entire life is just like solving programming
issues and then like everyone around you makes sure that
you're doing all of your daily weightlifting or you get proof of willpower as a service
so the community provides the discipline. It's just public shaming. That's just what
that is.
It reminds me of those men's retreats, but as an entire society.
So they say, the network school is for people who admire Western values but recognize Asia
is in ascendance, that Bitcoin succeeds the Federal Reserve, that AI can deliver better opinions than any
Delaware magistrate.
He had to put in the Delaware magistrate bit as well?
Just bizarre.
Microbeefs.
Completely inscrutable.
Even to the most fanboyish Singaporean kid.
Imagine caring.
He says what this is for is for dark talent around the world, so like...
Oh, come on, dude.
Talent where we know that it exists, but we don't know how much of it there is or where it is.
You joke, but that is kind of what he means.
Oh, no.
He says it's for Indian engineers, or the last few Europeans who believe in capitalism, or, you know, stuff like this.
I'm not sure I love calling it dark talent and then going on mostly referring to Indians.
That's a bit iffy.
Yeah. But also I just think this is what I was alluding to earlier.
The idea that liberal democracies are hostile to these things is insane.
It's an amazing gift to them.
The Department for Education is trying to be taken over by technologists.
They're doing their best.
Yeah. Come to the UK.
Also, is the Delaware magistrate like one of those like weird, like legal terms?
You know, like, like they say, the man on the clapper, mom, nabous.
Like, could you explain this to the Delaware magistrate?
I'm just thinking like wrestling here, you know, like
he's trying to tie you up in red tape.
That's that's his secret move.
We were gonna do a coffin match, but the Delaware magistrate has stopped it due to health and safety issues.
Oh, he's coming in with the subpoena off the top row.
No, the Delaware magistrates like who hassles Elon Musk?
That's what I think that's in there for because Elon hates Delaware magistrates.
He like knocks someone out and he's like, case adjourned.
all of our magistrates. He like knocks someone out and he's like, case adjourned.
So, to finish, it says, for those who want Silicon Valley without San Francisco, and
for those who want to found, fund and find new companies and currencies, new cities and
communities, all be on campus full time, with Brian Johnson co-supervising the setup of
everything from the bench press to the French press.
From broadcast to podcast.
RILEY That's right.
Anyway.
So we're actually gonna be relocating to an island just off of Singapore.
ALICE Uh huh.
Why, as well, do all of these motherfuckers want to be Bond villains so bad?
Like, at some point down the road I'm sure we're gonna talk about Mike Lynch, you know,
late of autonomy and, you know, then of drowning in the Mediterranean.
That was a guy who put fucking piranha tanks in the lobby of his office, Balaji's trying
to occupy a disputed island between China and Japan, fucking the guy in No Time to Die.
Like, why are they like this?
Why does power affect them this way? Remember the guy who bought that like disused fort as well in Dover?
Yeah. Yeah.
The tech fort guy.
They also, to be clear, I was doing the no time to dilution. I don't believe that Singapore
is between China and Japan. Thank you.
No, they all want to live on Spider Skull Island. And if I had billions of dollars,
maybe I would too, but I don't. So I don't.
Well, the beauty of Spider Skull Island is that they keep all of the, you know, the flies
and other insects under control.
Jason, let's talk about AI Slop Title Wave Election Edition.
As someone who is a keen watcher of AI Slop,
as someone who is one of its first categorizers,
just let's start with something kind of general
before we talk about companies and individual people
actually turning this stuff out.
How do you view the now, I'd say, mid-American election cycle title wave of AI slop generated
by and for candidates in political parties?
Well, did you see that Taylor Swift endorsed Trump for the election?
Yeah, huge news.
Huge news.
Which I'm sure she was thrilled to find out about.
Yeah, I feel like so far it's been very low effort from the candidates themselves, but
there have been so many like fan edits where there's like an incredibly elaborate Kamala
Harris is a communist AI video that then Elon Musk shares to millions and millions and millions
of people.
And I feel like, I feel like the most impactful ones have been like deepfake
phone calls where Joe Biden is like telling people in upstate New York not to
vote, things like this.
And I feel like the sort of like A.I.
slop manufacturers are just learning that they can use this for their own ends.
Like, I think we're entering a time period where we're gonna see so much more of it, but I've
been shocked that it took so long for the candidates and the parties to actually start
doing this.
ALICE Are we fully sure that Joe Biden wasn't calling people in upstate New York telling
them not to vote?
Like, it seemed like the kind of thing he was capable of the last few days.
ZACH Yeah, I mean, he may have picked up the phone
and started rowdiling people.
Seemed like he didn't really know where he was at any given moment or like lost his train
of thought constantly.
So it could have been him.
But we've seen, I would say like we've seen audio deepfakes especially be pretty impactful
in like Taiwanese elections, for example.
And there's been a few cases here in the United States.
Joe Biden kept calling people in Taiwan telling them he was gay.
They're like, I don't know what to do with this information, Jack.
Once in America I'm gay.
Listeners may have forgotten that one democratic fundraiser email where for whatever reason they
just put in the subject line, recipient, I'm gay.
It was like a perfect shitpost.
I think you know what it was meant to be doing, but no one really sort of said, wait a minute,
what is that?
What are we really saying here?
An amazing email to not open.
Just like, well, I assume that's all I need to know.
Yeah.
So any case, just some context there. But so what we're saying, what you're saying
basically is the usual suspects of turning this stuff out have been a bit slow to start.
But if you want to talk about this in terms of misinformation, really it is creating like
audio clips of as you say, Joe Biden saying like, you know, the Hey, Max, stay home on
November 6th.
Yeah. So to be clear, it's happening. I guess what I'm saying is like everything else.
Politicians seem very far behind the curve with this tech.
And I would have expected this to have begun a year ago.
And we're really starting to see it ramp up now.
I think that the I'm gay email is about to become a lot more
personalized, for example.
It's like that's going to be
tailored to specific people.
Are we suggesting that we're going to start seeing hanky code emails?
Yeah, well, this is the thing. Like they're going to micro target someone who is extremely
susceptible to believing that Joe Biden is gay. Us. And then like, you know, sort of
move us to vote or not vote accordingly. Yeah, just a message.
Hussein, I'm a switch.
Email from Joe Biden. Kitten, please vote.
Kat can host.
More 20 friendly.
And I think this is where I want to go with this as well, right?
When most people talk about the use of AI in politics,
what they talk about instinctively is misinformation.
Because that's what most people, when they think, okay, well, it's very easy to create
a picture of like Kamala Harris being put on the sealed train from Zurich to St. Petersburg,
right?
To instigate the revolution.
What's she going to do that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's easy to imagine, okay, well, that will give people a wrong idea and that wrong
idea will then motivate behavior based on a lie.
That's like the basic disinformation view of AI.
But this is something we briefly talked about this before the show and it's something that's
sort of I've been reading more about and thinking more about.
Where AI is actually being used in politics to greater effect is political parties using
it as you've alluded to, to like gigantically ramp up essentially
robocalling and to make text messaging and emailing practically useless by reducing the
cost of each fake personalized email to nothing, right?
I think that's absolutely right. Wired covered a company called Battleground AI and it basically
it helps people write these targeting emails and the targeting
text messages that we're deluged with. And I think like we've seen with AI across the
broader internet, it's not that this stuff is more convincing. It's that it's like good
enough and it like turns creating this stuff into a factory. It's just like can spread
the flood the zone.
I think that we're starting to see campaigns just like absolutely blast to their
potential constituents with text messages.
And we're starting to see like more personalization across the board there.
And so I don't think it's necessarily a problem of disinformation or
misinformation. It's a problem of like flooding the zone with crap.
Once again, Hideo Kojima, you were right.
You're right about everything.
Yeah.
You know, so this company, Battleground AI,
I think is an interesting one, right?
And all it is, by the way, is it's just a one layer
over several other large language models.
And then you just have a graphical user interface
to like turn up the enthusiasm on the message,
put in some targeting, and then it essentially goes
and prompts it for goes and prompts it
for you and then returns something.
Recipient, I love being gay.
It's like hit these people with the anti-abortion messaging, hit these people with the economy
messaging, hit these people with the immigration messaging, so on and so forth. And it does
plug into chat GPT and Claude and Anthropic and all of these large language models.
So it is essentially like a big dial, like how xenophobic do you want to go? How far left do
you want to go? Like, I mean, that's how I see it at least. And you know, we, one of the things we
talk about AI being is a kind of barrier to communication rather than a facilitator of it.
And you know, anywhere, any process that you stick this into, even thinking about
a political campaign.
They talk about not just working for presidents, this Battleground AI app, which by the way,
is just like, they've just made the DNC consulting hustle more efficient because now you can
just say, oh, I'm a tech company. What I really am is just a rapper over several other tech
companies. And you can fire all of these enthusiastic interns you have working for you because you, a candidate by yourself, are just going to be able
to basically generate largely without writing or possibly even reading if you don't want to,
targeted messages that are just going to go out into the ether.
To me, it seems like another way to just remove people from a process. Not just remove people
from the doing of that process, but even the recipients, they become more removed from like the political candidate
for school board or whatever. Just as if the animation studio replaces all of its animators
with AIs, you know, that puts the there's a great distance between like the executives
and you, right? Because you're the only people there, but you're separated by an enormous
gulf and to and to stretch over that chasm, the output has to be very strange. And so, you know, in this case, right, it's
just saying, oh yeah, people are alienated from politics. What if potential candidates
understood them even less? You know, what if they had even more contempt? I mean, we
talked about in Britain, right, of, you know, like the Starmer campaign doing a lot of this,
of sending canvassers around to where people are trying to talk to them about what they care about. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't care about
what you're talking about. I don't want to talk to you. I'm just here to get data.
MArchus- I only want to talk about, yeah. Like, getting radicalized in an unexpected
direction by the same token and being like, well no, I don't want to talk about the stuff
that you think should be affecting me. I want to talk about what Joe Biden just fucking
emailed me, apparently. Which is some really stunning revelations about his sexuality, which were
a total surprise to me.
He's invited me to go to somewhere called Boy Island.
This is how political messaging has been going since, I would say, the Obama campaign, where
they had this amazing, quote unquote, amazing digital strategy, where they had this like amazing, quote unquote amazing digital strategy where
they were very good at targeting on social media. This then happened in 2016
with the sort of Cambridge Analytica scandal that was maybe blown out of
proportion, but the whole goal of Cambridge Analytica on Facebook was to
not look at people as individuals, to look at them as like psychographic
profiles that can be advertised to. And so instead of being like a whole ass person who has like thoughts and feelings about a
lot of different topics and might feel some nuance, like based on your browsing history,
your social media history, your location data increasingly, like where you go on yourself
with your cell phone, your phone is targeted, like your user ID on your phone is targeted
and they don't see you even as like a full person.
They see you as like hitting specific characteristics and having a specific internet trail and history
that a specific type of messaging might work with.
And so that's how you end up getting these emails from Joe Biden that are so bizarre.
And I think that with AI, like the hope is that they can be more customizable.
Rather than everyone getting the same email, they will have different parts that can be
plug and played automatically with their AI targeting. But ultimately, you're absolutely
right. It's like they're not seeing the voter as a person. They're seeing them as like a
set of traits that can be targeted.
I feel like every time we talk about AI coming into a new domain like this, every single
time, it's the existing processes have gotten it 95% of the way to being fully degraded.
Right?
AI is just the last hurdle.
Right?
Because as you say, there's a long, long history of creating distance between elected officials
and voters.
Right? And this is just- long history of creating distance between like elected officials and voters, right?
And this is just-
Well, ever since the Kennedy assassination, they've had to really-
Yeah, yeah.
I just got-
We've been letting them get too close.
I've just gotten this craziest email from the president.
I gotta do something about that.
Email.
I've just gotten this crazy letter from the president.
Lee Harvey, I'm gay.
The only way to cure me is to shoot me in the back of the head.
Lee Harvey was a remarkably homophobic man.
Scientists believe there's a gay cortex in the brain, which if you can shoot it up with the car-carnal rifle...
The most hated weapon in America.
I really enjoyed New York City JFK there as well.
Hey, whoa, I'm JFK.
So like that's one example of one company, right?
You know, where it's again, this is started by a long time Democratic Party insider who
would just be doing, who's understood where like the DNC consultant hustle is going.
But also a lot of it is just like MailChimp, right?
Like they're slightly streamlining a process you could already do by having like five separate email lists labeled like, you know, racist abortion,
like whatever, and writing five different emails that go to those people and then it autocompletes
with the name of the person. Like it's nothing that space. Because what level of personalization
would be meaningful and not also alarming? Yeah. Like what level of personalization would be
meaningful and not sound like a threat?
Like hey, I know that your daughter goes to like Elmwood High and she's not doing very
well in physics. Elect me for school board and I'll make sure that physics at Elmwood
High gets well funded. That's a threat.
I know that your son is growing up big and strong.
This is the thing, they haven't leaned into the grift that they could be doing, right?
Like yeah, that's a threat, right? But like you give that to an old like machine politician,
right? And you work some glad handing in, maybe he keeps a baseball bat under the desk.
You can't do that with a computer or with like robo calls or whatever. It doesn't work.
Yeah. We need to get back to more of a boss tweet kind of democratic party.
They have not automated me despise. So, the shadow mayor of New York City.
We've created a machine that rewards people for growing out beards with a bottle of whiskey
when they shave and vote twice.
But that's just one random company that's gotten written up.
Another one that you mentioned having some knowledge of Jason as well is Trueverse Amplify Software, which again is making text messaging
as useless as phone calls in America.
Yeah. So the text message thing, it's been a part of politics for a decade now. But I
feel like in this current election cycle, it's like if you end up on a list, like if
you donate to anyone, they will not leave you alone.
They won't leave your family alone.
They won't leave anyone you ever speak to alone.
The amnesian campaign strategist.
Yeah.
It's like, there's been like multiple screenshots of people just like telling the DNC to stop
texting them, like stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
And every time it comes from like a different number. My partner's mom has donated to political campaigns.
And because they're on the same phone plan, she's just gotten she wakes up every
morning to like 100 text messages from like 100 different politicians,
special interest groups like the DNC, the RNC, all of the above.
And I feel like these are not necessarily that AI powered at the moment, but they're
doing something where the like unsubscribe button does not work. Like they're sending
from different numbers constantly. It's very hard to know how you got on any given list,
what lists you're on, how to get off them.
And I missed your text. I had a hundred messages from Greg Stubbe telling me he was polyamorous.
There's been multiple times she hasn't responded to me because she's like, Oh, I like turn
my phone on mute because I'm just getting spammed by the RNC right now.
For example, like Adam Schiff uses Trueverse to send hundreds of thousands of small dollar
donors to a Senate campaign with the push of a button. But that's like this company
claims to offer more than just like Robotexting because the idea is, oh, we're going
to open up a conversation with a chatbot where you can say, oh, but you know, how high are you going
to build the wall, essentially. And then again, chatbots masquerading as politicians can be like,
well, what kind of gay are you, Joe Biden? And then it sort of has to answer. When they say,
will you say how high? Yeah. Trueverse is mostly for retailers.
Trueverse is mostly for the private sector.
So it's, for example, on their website,
they give a demo of how the product works, which is,
you have a reservation at like 6 PM somewhere.
You're having an early dinner, I guess.
And you can say, hi, can you change the reservation, please?
And it's like, yes, of course.
Would you like it at a normal time, like 7 or 8?
You'd be like, yes, thank you.
Or you're going to the theater to see Hamilton. Would you like to vote for Adam Shitt?
Yeah, right. So there's more that they can do.
Right. Well, now it's when you get the spam messages, you can talk back to them and they
will talk back to you. And so if you're trying to unsubscribe from them, they'll say like, well,
well, why? Like, yeah, exactly. Let's talk about this. Why are you breaking up with me?
Turn the tables.
Tell the candidate that you're gay.
See what happens then.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Biden.
Want to meet up?
So essentially, right, it's like on the one hand, robo-dialing is much faster and more
efficient, which is bad.
But there is this added element of you can just talk to and project onto the
spam text that you get and who's going to reply to spam text? It is of course mostly elderly shut-in.
Yeah. We are now going to get even more radicalized down even stranger pathways.
Sorry Mr. President, one moment I have an uncollected parcel that I need to pay a $2.95 charge on.
And I mean, again, it's much like the Cambridge Analytica stuff, right?
I think my view on it is that, like, okay, there's lots of ways of doing this stuff already,
obviously.
Like, a lot of these people are already radicalized and have already been... that's already been
done by, like, blunter force instruments like Fox News or whatever, but, like, I think it
puts, like, you know, it puts a thumb on the scale a little bit, and sometimes that's all it takes, you know?
If you are one of like 400 pensioners in like Ohio, or whatever, or Michigan, who is like
hyper concerned about whether Kamala Harris describes herself as bisexual or pansexual,
and your vote depends on that, that's a like, serious commodity, you know?
Both the pro and anti-Kamala Harris text messages are both describing her as bisexual.
That's something that chatbots have gotten not good at, but good enough to fool
an elderly voter, most likely where you can imbue them with a personality and you can say,
OK, you're Adam Schiff, pretend you're Adam Schiff and you program in his biographical data
and things like that, like his positions on different policies. you're Adam Schiff, pretend you're Adam Schiff and you program in his biographical data and
things like that, like his positions on different policies. And, you know, an old person sends
10 text messages back and forth with this bot who claims to be Adam Schiff and leaves
the conversation feeling like they've actually talked to him.
I think that these like character AIs are actually some of the ones that are not necessarily
convincing but that people like. It's like there are many people who are in relationships these like character AIs are actually some of the ones that are not necessarily convincing,
but that people like. It's like there are many people who are in relationships, like
these very bizarre relationships with sex bots and things like that. And it's not that
big of a step to see.
Like me and Mavis Beacon.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. You would type in those replies so fast.
That's, that's right. Yeah. That's where I got it from.
As you say, right, the kinds of the political impacts of AI to be worried about generally
is just circling back to the beginning.
It's not disinformation.
It is too much information.
It is too much noise.
And this is not something that's just the province of like one party.
This is being eagerly embraced by basically everyone involved
because it makes the whole thing cheaper
and they love hearing promises.
They love snake oil.
They can't stop chugging it.
And all it's going to do is provide another step
in what is now essentially a multi-decade process
of the total degrading of the American public sphere.
I mean, you guys have used AI
to degrade the public sphere that way.
What we've done over here is actually,
I also think a much more toxic
and politically consequential form of,
lying using AI or something like this,
it's nothing to do with like misinformation.
It's what's currently happening
on an industrial scale in the UK,
which is the promise that AI can compensate
for slash public spending.
That's how we're using it.
And everybody seems to be very on board and they don't even need chat GPT to generate anything about it. But
that's not the only innovative use of AI because it gives me great pleasure to announce that
there is another AI driven political startup throwing its hat into the ring. Ooh, that's
right. Jacob Wool and Jack Berkman are back. Oh man. I had blasts.
I was wondering where Jacob had gone and then, like, immediately this came up and like, yeah,
the algorithms have gotten really good. Clearly.
You summoned him. Like, this is the thing, like, you sort of like make him real by thinking
about him.
Yes, that's right. Somehow Jacob Wall returned.
Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of building the wall, what about rebuilding?
So for those who don't remember, Jacob Wall and Jack Berkman were essentially a kind of
Washington, Laurel and Hardy.
Yeah.
Who love to get into sort of-
Carrying a big pane of glass around DC.
Essentially, who love to get into sort of scrapes and flimflams. And wouldn't you know
it, they've served out their 500 hours of community service. They were given
by a judge for calling black voters in Ohio and telling them not to register to vote.
And now they can do it with AI.
Well, indeed. They founded a company called Lobbymatic. Lobbymatic. Jason, have you heard
of Lobbymatic?
So, this is crazy because I was reporting on this company six months ago when I saw it because it was fucking crazy.
And I didn't know it was Jacob Wall and apparently neither did anyone else because Politico just reported like the morning that we're recording it, that those are the people who are running it.
So I found this and I was like, oh, this is a, you know, they claim that they will help lobby on any bill.
And on their website, they have all these examples of having worked with like McDonald's, Microsoft, Facebook, etc.
So I, this was back in January, actually, I have my emails up now and I emailed with
all of these companies about whether they had any relationship with Lobbymatic and I
just never got the time to write it up.
So here I have an email from Microsoft.
How much did they help Microsoft?
How many bills did they get passed on Microsoft's behalf?
Just dozens and dozens of bills. So Pfizer public relations, sorry for the delay. I can
confirm they are not a vendor. Microsoft, we are not a client and we've never heard
of this company. Palantir, Lobbymatic is not and has never been a Palantir customer. Looks
like they're using us as an example
client. Yeah.
How badly is Jacob Wool want to be like a Peter Thiel kid?
I mean, this is the thing. He's, he's kind of trying to talented Mr. Ripley his way into
it. And the thing is he never learns because it like even having faced some consequences,
clearly this is not deterred him in any way from his beautiful immaculate tactic of just
lie about it.
Yeah.
Just lie and say you did.
Jason, sorry to cut you off there.
Did anybody say they worked with you?
No, no, no one.
No one.
And I emailed 20 companies because they had a bunch of examples.
I took a bunch of screenshots of it back in January and I ended up not writing about it
because I was like, this is not a real company
doing anything. There's no one behind it. They're not like I couldn't find any evidence
that it was anything more than a medium post and a website with a bunch of Palantir logos
on it. So I didn't write about it but now I will probably do a follow up on this. This
is great. This is very exciting news.
Yeah, because it's got Washington's greatest jokesters on the case.
It does explain all those text messages I got from Peter Thiel saying, Milo, I need
your blood.
Wall and Berkman, one of the reasons that no one clocked this is that they are using
pseudonyms in their new business.
That's all it took. They're running the scam playbook from the 1820s. Just go get a cart down the road to the next town and paint over the name on the side of
the snake oil wagon.
And that worked, kind of, for this long.
Getting an email from Wake Up Joel being like, I'm gay.
This Wake Up Joel fellow seems like a trustworthy man.
Lobbymatic was founded last year by Jacob Waugh alongside Jack Berkman.
What, what is it that binds these two together?
Oh, I mean, they have a deeply loving relationship.
Yeah.
Like they must be such good friends.
Well, listen, the bond between scammers is stronger than like almost anything.
This is a thing that you can find in a little movie called The Sting, for instance.
Yeah. Yeah, they're the Paul Newman and in a little movie called The Sting, for instance.
Yeah, that's the Paul Newman and Robert Redford of political lobbying.
Yeah, absolutely.
In his role as CEO and founder of the new firm, Wall went by the name Jay Klein, according
to a former employee with emails obtained by Politico. Berkman went by the pseudonym
Bill Sanders.
I gotta hear some weirder names for these guys. Like, a few more iterations of this
scam and like, Jacob Wall will be sending me emails telling me he's gay, like under I gotta hear some weirder names for these guys. Like a few more iterations of this scam,
and like Jacob Wohl will be sending me emails
telling me he's gay,
like under the name of like Sir Anthony Housefather
or something.
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm really excited to hear
Esteban Corcoran suggest that like-
Oh, Rufus T. Firefly is telling me that I could like,
you know, have access to Peter Thiel.
Fantastic.
We did a whole episode about a guy whose actual name is Dario Item.
So I think the sky is the limit, to be honest.
Yeah.
Also, the T in Rufus T Firefly stands for the.
So running the firm under their pseudonyms appears
from the latest instances, all from Politico of shady behavior
by the pair of convicted fraudsters.
Now they are seizing on public exuberance on the promise of AI
to transform the workplace, in this case case on K Street for lobbyists.
So Jason, what I have a sort of pracy of it in front of me, but just because I don't want
to miss anything because it's so thin.
What did their company actually purport to do for the people they didn't work with?
They claimed basically that they would help track bills as they went through Congress
and would help say Pfizer write a letter to lawmakers.
So they would keep track of all the lawmakers who are a part of the health committee and
they would both help the companies write legislation and then like send it to the lawmakers and
would track these bills through Congress.
So if it detected like a healthcare bill that got introduced, it would track these bills through Congress. So, if it detected a healthcare
bill that got introduced, it would flag it in its system and say, like, oh, this is very
bad, we need to lobby against it.
This is something that for the trans community is fulfilled by two Twitter accounts.
Yeah.
The AI email was like, dear Senator, I notice neither of your children have malaria for
now.
But also, it's like, that's the kind of thing that used to just be done by people, but again,
the whole point of a lobbyist isn't to pass information to companies on where bills are
and send letters, it's to have a personal relationship with a lawmaker, or know stuff
about them, that they can use in order to bend them to their will.
In fairness, Jacob Bull tried this one previously and kind of went to jail about it.
What do you mean?
Elizabeth Warren's a Dom?
Like, that's with the chain and the Marine.
That email is going out to Michigan voters right now.
Dom would never thank her husband for being there.
It's his dog cage, he's supposed to be here! But yeah, no, I understand once bitten twice shy on that one, you know?
LWX They have a feature in here called Contribution
Optimizer, and it says, an AI optimized plan to garner the most possible influence through
donations.
So essentially it's claiming to determine which congresspeople are most pliable and most open
to receiving donations.
But you can just know that!
I know, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Who are the cheapest dates in congress?
How come it keeps telling us to lobby in the UK?
Yeah.
But also, I do love that two of the former Lobbymatic employees resigned after learning
Klein and Sanders' true identities, while the other two learned only after they had left the company.
I would hate to learn my boss's true identity.
This hat comes right off.
What's so funny is how they learned it was that they were really bad at calling each other by their fake names.
This is why you need to do the reservoir dogs taking a perl and one two three thing.
Use colors right Mr. Blue, Mr. White, Mr. Green. That
way you don't fuck up and forget which business is your Dr. Anthony Q. Housefather and which
business your Reverend Rufus T. Firefly.
So, after getting hired by quote unquote Jay Klein, an employee soon grew suspicious about
Wall and the company after witnessing an apparent hesitation to obtain a business license.
Mr. Wall Klein. That's how I pronounce it.
What do you mean? That's how we pronounce it where I come from.
Ah, the lawyer for the accused, the honorable Esquire, Angelos Quench.
Now, these are quite spurious accusations.
My client Reginald HB Featherbottom has much better things to do in this time.
Pierre Le Scrouge is an upstanding citizen.
So basically, the employee took a photo of Wall, did a Google reverse image search, and
was like, that's clearly Jacob Wall.
That works?
Jesus.
Okay, first of all, right.
Put Jacob Wall back in prison. Give that employee
a private investigator's license and like some kind of old timey revolver and a raincoat.
The other employee learned of Klein's true identity after different colleagues told him he was Wall.
Three former employees said that Berkman would often slip up and call Jay Klein Jacob Wall by
accident. What? Like he's full naming him in the office?
Like, hey, Jacob Wall, can you get me a coffee please?
Thank you, Jacob Wall.
Thank you, convicted, convicted fraudster, Jacob Wall.
Any resemblance of Fernando Bloomington to Jacob Wall
is a highly incidental.
We're getting dangerously close to the Key and Peel
East West College Poll Day.
The Politico article does find three companies that they actually did at least correspond
with.
So, Wollen Bergman's company asserts on its website, this Politico, that it helps clients
massively increase your efficiency and effectiveness by harnessing the power of AI.
As we've talked to her with Jason, they didn't even seem to be doing the fake thing that
a company actually trying to do this would be doing.
They seemed to largely do nothing.
Like they just sat around in their office in like Virginia.
Well, they were coming up with fake names.
That takes up a lot of time.
It's so fun to do.
What are you talking about?
Me and my friend Archibald T. Fairfax
are just upstanding businessmen.
Its website states the technology blah, blah, blah.
Toyota spokesperson Zachary Reed said a person from Lobbymatic represented himself as Jay
Klein offered the company a three month trial, which they took them up on and expired last
month and they did not extend it.
Lanthias, a pharmaceutical company and also potential fake last name, spokesperson Linda
Lennox.
My name is Linda Lennox Lanthias.
We've achieved semantic saturation.
Every name sounds fake now.
You can't even look at a perfectly...
If someone comes up to you and says, hi, my name is Linda Lennox, you're like, cool,
nice to meet you.
Totally normal name.
After an hour of this shit, you're like, you are a motherfucker.
That is not a real person.
That is Jacob Wall.
That is Jacob Wall.
That's Jacob Wall under there.
You're doing the fucking Johnny English bitch.
You're trying to like kind of rip off the like grandmother's like wig to reveal Jacob English bitch, you're trying to like, kind of rip off the
like grandmother's like wig to reveal Jacob Wall beneath, you know?
Oh yeah, you're Linda Lennox and this is your PR spokesperson, Anatoly Huguenot.
I've heard it all before!
What are you talking about?
My name is Vassily Maltisistel.
Realizing the exact vitreousness of the glass house I live in as I remember that my name is November Kelly.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Am I Jacob Wall?
That's Jacqueline Bushman!
Am I Jacob Wall?
My name is vitreous humor.
Am I not?
I just need you to tell me right now that I'm not Jacob Wall.
But you do when the edible hits you hard, and you become convinced that you're Jacob
Wall and so is everyone else. But you do when the edible hits too hard and you become convinced that you're Jacob Walton
so is everyone else.
Now my client, my client, your honor if we're all Jacob Walton who is Bill Sanders?
My client Vitruvian Phlegmatic.
I can't believe that was just a generator.
Vitruvian flagman.
Isn't that one of the Wu-Tang clan?
The lesser known.
Jason, I'm so sorry to have you take time out of your business schedule to listen to
us come up with fake names for 20 minutes.
We were intrigued by the advertised potential of, I would say, Lanthius, obviously, the
person who initiated the free trial left the company and then they forgot they had it.
It's so funny that companies can do this too.
It's like you're the VPN, you know?
It's like, I'm still paying for this?
Fuck.
We were intrigued by the advertised potential of Lobbymatic and had a limited number of
employees test out the service to track legislation and summarize congressional hearings, said
one of the co-founders of Boundary Stone Partners, a lobbying firm. We quickly determined the tool did not work
and terminated our contract two months ago. At no point did we share any confirmation with
Lobbymatic and we did not know Wal or Berkman were affiliated at all.
Looks like they're going to have to just paint that wagon over and go to another U.S. Capitol.
I'm excited. I'm excited to see what Zachariah LaFleur-Bourge is going to do next.
You know, like.
My name is Temperance Quench and I know nothing of Jacob Hall.
So Jason, do you have any last words on on the exploits of our two favorite Hucksters?
I just can't wait to write about this.
The political article is great, but I have like 15 companies saying,
I have no idea why this company is using our logo
in their marketing.
I also have another feature that it has,
and it just has a big like to-do list.
And on the to-do list is just says,
email Sherrod Brown, who is a Senator.
Just like, email Senator.
Finally, we've invented a machine that can do this.
Rise and grind.
Yeah.
Hi, my name is Rise Grindington.
And Jason, as always, blast to have you on the show.
Thank you very much for making the time and coming on today.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
And also thank you to the listener for listening.
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Do share it in the Patreon comments.
Something like Portfolius Bitcoin.
It could be anything.
My name is Ethereum Ripple Cardano,
and I'm here to sell you on insurance.
So yes, if you come up with a fake name,
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And also, if you're not on the Patreon,
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Dennis all about his exploits on the railway and in press. So do check that
out. Otherwise thanks again to Jason, thanks again to my co-hosts, thanks again
for listening and we will see you in a couple short days
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