Triforce! - Triforce! #156: Biopunk 2077
Episode Date: December 16, 2020Triforce! Episode 156! Sips just wasn't hyped for Cyberpunk, Lewis is learning to organise his life and Pyrion questions the future of meat! Go to http://manscaped.com and use code TRIFORCE to get 20...% off and free shipping! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon:Â https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to a festive Triforce podcast.
That's what we're doing this morning.
I forgot where I was for a moment.
Ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers.
This is the sound of 10 in the morning for me.
Ready?
What do you suppose that is?
Is that your piss jug from last night?
It's last night's piss jug.
No, it's last night's. It's not. Last's not last night's piss jug is it a hot water bottle no it's not this is
my heel oh he's got it most streamers are g fueled fucking flax is g fueled h you amazing
so so as of when we're recording this jingle jam we're right in the middle of it but
by the time this podcast goes out it'll be over and the other thing that's happened this morning
is cyberpunk's come out um it's the it's unprecedented the biggest launch on steam
of a game yeah well pre before this was terraria with 486 000 concurrent players that's wild
cyberpunk last night was over a million yeah um and also i
mean a lot of a lot of people playing on other platforms as well because it's on gog which is
sort of their own platform yeah it's it's the biggest game boost for gog i guess too i mean
gog is actually pretty good but it's a great yeah it's a great little platform but i think that
people are really attached to their steam library you know and it's so convenient and that's because you've got everyone on there already
and it's all in the same place and i don't know tracks things as well which is it's kind of like
just nice to see oh what have i done this month oh i've played this much of this and this much of
this i don't know i wasn't interested in playing the game really at at launch like i'm still i'm
still not overly like i got it I bought it but um I um
I noticed a lot of people got like early access to it you know like some some people like you know
like the obvious ones you'd see like you know big streamers or whatever getting early access and
stuff and then a lot of other people got early access to it as well and I'm just left wondering
like uh where's mine like I never got any of the access this is like the twitch rivals stuff all over again like i didn't hear one thing from one person like nobody not even a whisper not even a
hint so i'm just thinking maybe that's it maybe i'm done you know maybe 2020 is like been a good
year for me but like at the same time maybe it's the last year you know what i think it is is that
i think most of it is that they want it to go to youtube and if you're not like regularly uploading
let's plays and playthroughs and previews and shit to YouTube,
that they just kind of take you off the list.
Do you think that's it?
No,
I don't think that's it.
I think it's,
it's just,
it's just oversight.
I also,
there's so many content creators and streamers.
Now there's thousands of thousands,
you know,
they can't hit every single one up or else they don't go send any copies.
I mean,
every chump in his basement is streaming now. So what if you send it to send it to sips you know they they got about
in their garage they need to do what about chumps in their garages though like i feel like yeah okay
chumps in their basements one thing but i'm a chump in my garage yeah that's a step up that's
better so i i was i got it last night and i played about an hour and a half of it and i played it
again this morning as soon as I woke up.
We saw.
We thought you weren't going to flip it to an hour.
I know.
We thought you were going to be a no-show today.
Luckily for you guys, I just glanced at the clock and I was like, oh, it's 9.59.
Shit.
And I ran downstairs and hewed up, did the dishwasher and then came up here.
I feel like I'm already a cyberpunk guy.
You're like a teenage boy, aren't you?
Just running downstairs.
Oh, sorry, Mom.
I'm going to play.
I'll see you later.
I've got friends.
All right, bye.
And then you're back upstairs.
I launched it.
I bought it yesterday.
I downloaded it, and I launched it.
I didn't even play five minutes.
I didn't even check out the character creator.
I got into the character creator,
and I was just like,
maybe I'll play this some other time.
I'm really enjoying it.
Well, it was like 1am when it came up, didn't it?
No, I get it.
Part of me is a bit envious.
I wish I had that
because this game is so hyped
and everybody's been looking forward to it and stuff.
I wish I had that Christmas morning feeling about it,
but I just don't.
I've been there with Game Watchers before
where everybody's hyped for a game and you're just not. And you kind of go along with the hype and get it and sort of try
to get into it and it just never happened but you feel like i like i don't know what the feeling is
it's not like jealousy or whatever but i feel like i feel like like i'm sneering at people
that are like excited for it you know what i mean like i'm some sort of like like fun sponge or like no no i get you are
really not it's that it's it's you see overexcited the hype yeah the the it almost looks childish
yeah yeah people are completely so excited about this and you don't want to be seen to be like
that and it's kind of off-putting seeing this this kind of attitude towards it where everyone's into
it so you almost don't
want to be because that's how we were i guess a lot of people felt the same way about me when i
was waiting for junkyard simulator to release which was my 2020 game you know like that that
was my cyberpunk i was looking so did it come out well it came out like you know the the usual like
the the prologue which is like the demo level, came out.
And it was really bad.
Oh.
Unbelievably bad.
And I just had, I'd hyped it up so much.
I thought it was just going to be this really awesome game that I could just dad out hardcore and like crush some old cars and stuff like that.
And it's just not like that.
They crowbarred in this awful tutorial that you can get stuck in you can't
even get past it like at certain points it bugs out i love how this is your side it takes so long
to get up to the point where it bugs out as well and it's not enjoyable like you drive a car like
you okay it's a game it's meant to be a game about running a junkyard and you have to drive a car
down this really awful road that's bland as
hell like the scenery and stuff it's just like i don't i don't know what they were thinking anyway
i'm not like that bitter about it but that was my gonna be my christmas morning feeling right
i like i wanted to launch that game i wanted to junk some cars i wanted to like sift through some
garbage and everything and i couldn't even do it
and and i was so disappointed and now i'll never love again is that what it is you've just had your
heart broken one too many times this year but not even just that one time but that one time is
devastating enough i actually can't remember you i do remember you talking about it and and i
remember thinking why is he so excited for junkyard simulator well i just thought it is very much your type of game yeah but i i saw the trailer and everything i was like this doesn't
seem as this doesn't seem worth getting that hyped about i hope he's not disappointed and yeah sadly
you were and sadly i was yeah another one another one that i really liked which wasn't disappointing
we actually delivered was that hardship uh hard cock shit breaker um ship
ship breaker you know that one oh yeah now that was good that that's that just did what it said
on the tin bust ships you didn't have to drive down a road or anything you didn't have to did
you play tin can yet yeah i did yeah it's good it's good yeah I like the idea of it I just um I just didn't like the the
feeling of not really knowing like exactly what to do I I feel like because you have to junk old
parts in that recycling machine I found that whole system really clumsy and just a little bit
off-putting either because it kind of felt like like you said but i i mean the the reason it's there is because
you have to decide what you can live without sure so you're like i don't really need the
on off switch for this set of lights and yeah i'll junk that you know and so i don't i don't
think that that at the start you should need to do that though i think there should be
one spare battery right like there would be in an escape pod i'm assuming right i mean oh
so you're thinking it should start off a little slower just have a spare so that yeah and then
you can just sort of like get your bearings rather than yeah you hit an asteroid belt and all of a
sudden it's like okay something's broken what do i do like i have to junk some old shit i don't know
if i'm going to need this or whatever i just feel like ease ease you in a little bit and then ramp
up the difficulty you know what i mean it's kind of like a little bit and then ramp up the difficulty you
know what i mean it's kind of like a roger like in that way yeah because you are inevitably going
to fail like there's there's no end game it's just that eventually enough stuff breaks that you you
perish and it's like trying to get the longest score that you can sure but i mean the thing is
like from a pacing point of view as well getting up to the slogging through 25 minutes and getting to that one where the EMP thing goes off
and then just melts everything.
It happens and you're like, okay, yeah,
I think I know what to do next time.
But man, do I really want to spend 25 minutes
getting to that point again?
You know what I mean?
Like it's like, I like roguelikes
and I like that sort of,
but there needs to be more, right?
There needs to be some,
like if it's going to be like that and it's the 25 you have to there has to be some benefit for you
learning that through a mistake or through dying and then restarting going back through 25 minutes
again to get through right like a real roguelike would right because i kind of you'd have like some
xp or some new experience or some new tool that maybe you could use or something but this is just
like now you're fucking dead you've got to start 25 minutes of garbage just to get back to the
point to try it again you know i think i think what what makes it annoying in that regard is that
um it's kind of a time-based game right so it's like it's not like like you said it's not like
you've you've you've figured out this first bit like in hades say where you go through and it's not like you've you've you figured out this first bit like in hades say where you go
through and it's a lot of the same levels over and over again but they're slightly different and
you're improving as you go and you know like you said you're unlocking stuff um and i also feel
like normally in a game once you've cracked that first bit you blitz through it but instead because
of the design you still have to wait for you're just waiting there for five minutes or whatever.
Yeah.
But I thought as a concept, I love the idea of being.
Oh, the concept is fantastic.
And I think it could be really good.
It's clearly early as well.
So, like, I mean, I'm not so sort of like narrow vision that I can't like see that it's going to be great later on.
But with a lot of these games that are made by one or two developers or whatever,
and you get the earlier versions, it's kind of hard to be excited about it
because what you get is just so limited.
And you know that there's potential there, but then you just have to wait years
for it to finally realize that potential sort of thing, right?
I played some Don't Starve together yesterday, which I've played a lot of don't starve and i really like don't starve and i played some don't
starve together a while back and at the time when i played it it was kind of like that right because
clay are a little bit like that they're a great great studio but they release stuff really early
and it's really bare bones for a long time until they just start getting into a groove of adding stuff.
Like their content release schedule ramps up a little bit.
Oxygen not included was the same.
And now,
now don't starve together after like a year.
Isn't it?
There's so much shit.
It's unbelievable.
Like mind blowing how much stuff is in it.
But at the time I remember thinking like,
this is really great.
Like I love like everything that's in this, but there just needs to be more.
And then you come back a year later, and there is tons more.
And that's, you know, that's always like a nice feeling or whatever.
But I just think Clay are really good at sort of doing the early alpha, early beta access stuff.
These three types of games are all so different, right?
I mean, you talked about Tin Can, which is basically a kind of it's like a puzzle rogue thing it's like a puzzle short single player kind of bomb game yeah
you have to quickly fix things and you can't really add too much text it's kind of a one-off
experience that's good right i love playing a game which throws you into a completely different
experience you're like wow i'm on a spaceship now right i'm doing things i'm trying to fix it i'm
trying to survive and then like after two hours you're like yeah that
was a good experience but i'm never gonna play that again you know and but whereas don't stuff
together actually not include these are these are kind of longer like more sandbox type games where
you can kind of take things at your own pace there's different ways to progress yeah there's
lots of things to unlock it's a very slow slow, gradual effort thing. And then Cyberpunk, which is a multi-million dollar,
the biggest game of the decade,
drawing on every single genre of game that have been successful and popular.
It's the king of the action RPG, if you like.
It's the pinnacle of what we've experienced over the last 10 years.
And they can't really make it too different.
They can't innovate.
They can't try weird things that haven't been done before because they can't risk it you know it
has to be familiar to people people have to know what they're going to get it's like it's very very
polished it's got celebrity guests it's a story-based game sure it's got side quests like
the witcher 3 but once you're done you're done as well and it's got a i don't know however long
our main campaign and however many side quests and And sure, they could do DLCs with another 10 or 12 hours of content.
But again, it is that package of like, that's it.
You know, how much time you were playing Don't Starve together with Glarms yesterday.
Yeah.
That base that he built is like something crazy.
Oh, thousands of hours.
It's like 8,000 hours.
More hours than I've played any game on Steam in my, whatever,
however long I've had Steam for,
however long I've been creating content for.
Like I've played, say, a lot of Fallout 4,
but it's only 400 hours compared to like the 3,000, 4,000 hours
he must have played Don't Starve Together for.
Jesus.
It's insane.
It's absolutely nuts.
The amount of time and effort that's gone into creating
what he's created in that game.
And that's the into creating what he's created in that game and that's the that's that's the difference right we have like these these these completely different experiences in games you know um hype hype hype and sort of like um
collective uh hype thinking is it's such a weird thing isn't it because like with cyberpunk i
understand the hype and i understand that cyberpunk is a franchise
that exists beyond this game as well right there it's like there's like a board game or something
there's something i know i don't think people know about leading into this right then again
like has added to their excitement people know of cyberpunk genre right okay people know of like
the kind of okay that that you know that that net net hacker
augmented kind of world you know it's certainly a popular fiction yeah yeah yeah trope which i
have enjoyed you know i'm sure cyberpunk draws on some actual uh stories from somewhere like the
witch yeah i thought yeah i don't think i don't think it's like something which people are
already invested in the same way it It's not a Marvel Avengers game.
Okay, but so some people are excited in that aspect.
Some people are excited because they love RPG games.
Some people are excited because they love story games and stuff.
And it's a weird one because I feel like I should be like that.
But if I look back, realistically, if I look back to all the games I've ever played and the games that I've enjoyed
and stuff, story driven games I've played in my own time, very few. I've played most of the story
driven games that I've played have been on stream with like an audience that I can interact with,
right? Like I played GTA 5. I would have never played through all of GTA 5 by myself in isolation,
in a room without anybody to
talk to without an audience or whatever I just wouldn't have enjoyed it you know what I mean
I would have not paid attention to half the cut scenes or the story I would have just become very
task driven in the end with the fetch quests 90% of those games are just a bad long movie
some of them do feel like that i mean some of them really stand
out obviously but through so through content creation i'm more interested in playing story
driven games but i'm pretty sure that i would never seek them out um in isolation by myself
you love the witcher well i like the witcher but i liked playing it with it like knowing that
somebody was watching me play it again i don't know if i would have played that just by myself not being a content creator for me it's completely the opposite i i
would much rather have the private experience of playing the story and goofing about and doing what
i want to do and taking my time and and you know fucking up and reloading and not worrying about it
and like i for me the idea of playing a multiplayer game or anything like that on my own is like weird
like that's mostly what I play, right?
Is multiplayer games.
Yeah.
That's like what I like playing.
Whereas like the kind of games like Junkyard Simulator and stuff,
I would only ever play on stream because I basically don't really enjoy them.
See, I'm the opposite.
I would play those like alone or I love playing them on stream too,
but I would play them alone as well.
Like if I'm playing something alone, I'm playing something like Factorio or Satisfactory
or something where I can just build stuff.
You know what I mean?
It's like playing, for me,
it's like just playing quietly with Lego, you know?
Like I just-
Interesting.
I just, I just, that's, I've always been like that.
City builders, management games, whatever.
We're all quite different
because I won't play the single player
and I won't play the builder, but I'll play the kind of things that are in the
middle like something that holds my attention through being a game but also has a decent story
so like i mean that's why my last two games of the year were uh the outer worlds sorry the outer
wilds right right and um obra dinn you know because they were such good they had a little
story that you had to uncover yourself yeah it was quite mysterious but also there was a game there i loved see i loved oberdin but i loved streaming oberdin as
well i loved the interaction and stuff like and also i got stuck also oberdin if i played it by
myself i really would have really enjoyed it as well oberdin just for me stands out as probably
one of the best games i've ever played i just loved it it's amazing it's amazing it was it was
so good um and what was that space station game i played this year that's quite short it was like four
hours long it's quite old now um is it the one where you are like the robots and then it's kind
of like a system shock kind of rip off that thing or not no but i can't remember god i've got so
many games on my steam library though holy crap you know what's funny about cyberpunk is obviously because the the idea of cyberpunk
as a genre is so fixed in a way that i think if you describe say fantasy or sci-fi is not as fixed
cyberpunk is very defined and it was defined by just a few things early on in its sort of
genesis blade runner neuroman Yeah. Everything comes from that.
So when I heard it was set in Cyberpunk,
I thought, okay, you know, that's cool.
I find that I like the idea of the body modification
and technology and like corporations and everything.
But it's not like Cyberpunk 2077
has some brand new take on Cyberpunk.
It is literally exactly what it says on the tin.
It is Cyberpunk.
So it is literally exactly what it says on the tin it is cyberpunk so it is just exactly
large corporations if people are eating food on the street it's going to be some kind of japanese
food or chinese food with neon signs everywhere loads of neon signs very blade runnery yeah um
now i i quite like that because i really like the blade runner and Neuromancer. I read it when I was a very young man
and had a major effect on me.
Like, you know, as a sort of future shock book,
I thought, wow, this is like amazing.
I can't wait for this future
where you can just plug into some kind of crazy network
where you can talk to other people
because this is pre-internet.
And I remember thinking, wow, this is just like unbelievable.
But it's weird because as a genre it hasn't hasn't changed it's basically remained this
very similar thing i don't know how you push that genre though i don't know how you innovate
on it you know it is really just sort of locked in isn't it it's kind of like medieval fantasy
like there's a couple of different things that they've done with medieval fantasy sometimes like
the game might be
more tilted towards like it might be more magical or more magical or more like more satanic somehow
like diablo or something like that like but like think about the difference between the witcher
and kingdom come which was magic and yeah you know monsters and stuff and kingdom come was literally
a medieval story no medieval you yeah. No, medieval.
You didn't like it?
Just joking.
Oh, dude, it was so scuffed.
It's a game that I love to hate.
I really enjoy it.
It was so scuffed.
I finished it.
I'm the same, actually, on that.
But it was such a weird game, man.
It was just...
There were so many fucking infuriating aspects to that game.
Yeah.
And the combat has to be the worst designed combat.
I've never played a game with worse
Oh, just flex you got to cut that bit out
I mean honestly that just the fucking the the squealing neck bearded fedora wearing nerds are gonna all come out
I mean, this is the best combat ever in any game
I don't care, they're wrong
In terms of in terms of 1v1
Combat I thought it was quite fun doing the duels and stuff like that
But the moment you
have to fight more than one person it's fucking awful i'm sorry but it is fucking awful it took
me a long time to be able to kill somebody in that game and uh and when i eventually did it was just
so unsatisfying it was just the the sort of reward for the amount of effort that you have to put in
you get so much armor if you kill the right guys you get loads of yeah yeah yeah in the end like It was just the sort of reward for the amount of effort that you have to put in.
You get so much armor if you kill the right guys.
You get loads of fucking armor. In the end, I had a good system.
You've got to remember that your character starts off as just a peasant.
Yes.
So you literally cannot fight.
Even if you know the moves, you suck.
So it is satisfying to see your guy grow.
And by the end of the game you are like
kicking ass yeah which is quite quite satisfying i enjoyed that but fighting against more than one
opponent you ended up just having to back up constantly and all right you know maybe if i
was fighting three people i would just continually move backwards over across a vast landscape it
just feels silly yeah it doesn't feel cinematic it kind kind of felt like in terms of like jankiness and bugs and stuff,
it was like a Bethesda game on crack.
Oh, it was hilarious.
Like there was so many times where like I'd go and like interact
with like the potion brewer and like fly up into the sky.
Like I'd get off my horse and the horse would just like bug out
or disappear or whatever.
Like, I mean, and it was funny.
It was good fun.
Like I think overall the game is pretty good, but there were really some.
There's a lot of scuffed stuff.
They're making a new one.
Apparently there is going to be a second one.
But I mean, I mean, I think they're a much smaller studio than, than, than some.
I mean, when I think about Witcher 3 to me that was like there
were bugs but it was such a polished game from the outset. And honestly I know people
are saying there's a lot of bugs in Cyberpunk I haven't seen any yet. There are a couple
of slightly odd design decisions. There's a big patch coming up for it apparently
like today or tomorrow like a day one patch that's going to fix a lot of stuff. Well it
went gold about a month ago so you know a month of work is probably gonna have a lot of changes but i've enjoyed it i i've read some people saying
that it's only so so i've enjoyed it because it's kind of like it's got deus ex stuff in it where
you can i mean i've gone for more of a hackery route so my lad is like a nerd basically and i
let's make him you know i can crack doors and i can hack this that and the other because i love
that it's much more interesting to me to solve the puzzles and the fights that way but yeah i'm i'm
like like the wow expansion i'm personally i'm not playing it but i loved i love seeing that
people are happy with it and playing it you know what i mean it's a game that i've enjoyed in the
past and i would never like i would never sort of like uh begrudge somebody having fun playing something, obviously.
I think to me, the game isn't so much about the actual game.
And I also don't expect things to last forever in the same way that I played the new WAN expansion
and I'm kind of done with it now and I feel like I'm happy with that.
I know that the game has got bits of it that are built to come back every day and come back every week.
And every time I encounter one of those bits,'m like it i die a little inside and i know that i do you know i
mean like every time i encounter something and it's like you can't play again until next week
i'm like well that that that is something that like makes me sad yeah um and but at the same time
i do like flitting between different worlds and i think that's one of the joys that we have with gaming and with books and with other
things that, you know, I'm constantly one day I'll be, you know, in steampunk, kind
of medieval steampunk, clockpunk, whatever it is, clockwork stuff, you know, land.
And then the next day I'll be in hard, hard sci-fi space and everyone's frozen on a ship
flying to another planet.
And then the next day where, you know, somewhere else we're in fallout which is more like atomic punk isn't it you know
and so it's again a completely different yeah i i much prefer that sort of setting i i i feel like
i enjoy any any setting i really like survival games i like the sort of like you against
everything um you know aspect you know like i think i'd enjoy cyberpunk more if uh you
weren't just like a citizen in some big blade runner city or whatever and you could just sort
of do your own thing a bit more you know like have like a little shack where you could like
collect stuff or do stuff with that stuff i know i fucking love it i love it i love i love i love I think you secretly want to be like a her somewhere I love
the sort of
starting from nothing stories
you know like you're just like
you live in a cardboard box and you have
a couple of things that are yours and you
just work your way up through this
It is very satisfying to buy a house in a town
and put stuff in it
there's some element of that which is very satisfying
and I mean that's the openness of the bethesda games and versus kind of the the more
locked in story of things like i played a bit of assassin's creed valhalla and that has a little
bit of you know building and city sort of management and bringing back resources to sort
of you know get your people out there and i i i think it's it's a these are great games and
wonderful to like it's nice to be suddenly a viking you know and going around doing that
sort of stuff and i don't really i i'm not like overly like again i think i could play any game
with any setting as long as like the mechanics so as long as it's set in a shack yeah it involves a shack in some way some sort of fishing
or gathering or hunting or like um you could have a trophy room or whatever put me anywhere and i'm
happy you know like i don't mind like if i can if i can like customize something or you know
make my car look different to anyone else's car or whatever like those like little mechanics i i'm
such a sucker for so here's one
thing that i've been doing which is a bit weird i've got like um a little cupboard next to my
kitchen which is supposed to be like a pantry is this in real life in real life which i've never
really experienced having before and i've just really originally used it as just storage for
like all the extra crap that i've brought along
with me like i don't know old vr kits and old boxes and you know i mean like you keep loads
of boxes for stuff and you're like oh do i because if this what if the tv breaks am i gonna have to
send it back in the box i've kept that you know you just keep this shit don't you um and i put
like suitcases in there and crap anyway i remember i remember one time we went to america we went and
visited this was when we visited maker america we went and visited this
was when we visited maker we visited this this there was this pr lady who knew the wu-tang clan
and all this stuff yeah yeah she was yeah she was great lovely yeah really nice and we went and
visited her dad who lived in this sort of retirement town on the lake it's where i fell into the lake
and lost my glasses on the video anyway they lived in this house and in his garage
i'm sure i've talked about this before he had like everything he had a really organized setup
of everything he had he had um glasses as far as the eye could see he didn't have the one thing i
lost no but he had like tins of stuff he had batteries he had toothpaste he had like everything okay so and sometimes you have a box full of old doorknobs some yeah honestly he had
everything and sometimes when i'm you know in my flat i'll run out of something i'll run out of i
don't know let's just say toothpaste and i'll think back to that moment and i'll think why am
i running out of toothpaste that guy if he ran out of toothpaste he could just pop into his garage
and go to the shelf which was labeled toothpaste yeah but you live in an apartment though lewis
you don't it looked like a little shop in his garage and i always but i've started to i've got
a little shelf now in my pantry with all this extra stuff five five toothpastes on there well
it's got like like extra it's like organized you're almost you're almost ready to
run a house and have children lewis this is the first step you know buying more toothpaste than
you need so that you have i think it's come from my developing way i've played games and become
more organized in use i used to play games a little bit like i i lived in a house where there
was just shit everywhere.
I didn't have any organizational structure.
Like, you know, I've just had toilet rolls lying around,
doing like the bottom of the shoe cupboard or whatever, you know.
And anytime I needed a toilet roll, maybe there'd be one in there.
Maybe they wouldn't.
Okay.
Isn't it the worst though when you use the last bit of toilet paper
and you're in the middle of like a pretty messy one
and you've run out of toilet paper and you have to the middle of like a pretty messy one and you've run out of
toilet paper and you have to get up with a just a shit full of like an ass full of shit and go and
find another roll of toilet paper yeah you have to like gingerly put your pants back on yeah and
you're like you're not sure whether you're gonna like yeah but you're you're really you you sort of
you pull them up but not all the way up because you don't want your underpants to ride up into
that everyone's done it everyone has experienced this at some point in their life so much yeah um like or you
sometimes at the office you'll do it and then you'll like stagger into the next store like
with your trousers like half down oh you can't well imagine you're in the middle of the stagger
you think the coast is clear and somebody comes in fuck me that's got to be awkward right pants
around your ankles staggering that's the larry david shuffling from one stall to the other to get the toilet
paper oh my god just bad decisions but no i so i want to try and avoid situations like that from
now on by being more organized and um i i've started to take some steps and i don't know just
it was just nice it just made me feel i don't know prepared you know just nice. It just made me feel, I don't know, prepared, you know? So I got some packs of rice and stuff.
I'm not doomsday prepping.
I've only got a shelf.
But I feel like I've got more supply.
This is the equivalent in the drug world of the first time you ever smoke weed, though.
It's just a gateway to then becoming a prepper.
You realize this, right?
But I think that would be kind of cool.
Next thing you know, you're going to have a full bunker
with like 20 gallons of spare ketchup down there and stuff.
I want someone, if there's on me apocalypse,
obviously I'm going to just die straight away,
but I want someone to break into my flat
and find a load of supplies and be like,
wow, this guy was a nerd.
This guy had a lot of stuff, yeah.
Look at all this weird vegan cheese that he's got. and be like, wow, this guy was a nerd. This guy had a lot of stuff, yeah.
Look at all this weird vegan cheese that he's got.
This is never going out of date because it's basically plastic.
Oh, I had a question for you, lads.
Something I read in an article that they finally made lab-grown chicken.
Yeah.
Like they cracked it.
I think they're Japanese scientists did it.
Right.
And it's like they cracked it. And think they're Japanese scientists did it right and it's like they cracked it and it's literally
Chicken that they've grown not from another piece of chicken, but just like in a lab with the ingredients. They've like made chicken Yeah, how many vegans?
Would say yeah, that's fine. I'm switching back or you know, I'm happy to eat fat chicken
Yeah, is it because no animal has suffered nothing no yeah nothing has suffered
would that be acceptable to you i personally i don't see that as being any better than like
micro protein based um you know meat free products i think i'd rather actually eat the
micro protein based stuff because at least that just comes from yeah the mushroom based one yeah yeah
and me too i i don't think i would eat lab chicken but the flavor would be the flavor would be
chicken rather than mushroom no but i mean like the flavorings they put on some of this stuff
i don't know if you'd really be able to fully tell the difference like i think i think where
people would want to eat chicken is because like you can prepare
meat differently right like you couldn't buy fake meat and then prepare it to like a michelin grade
um you know like a steak or something like that you know what i mean there's there's elements of
a real steak that will always be juicier taste better um flavor infused with seasoning and stuff. I don't think you could ever get a meat
free thing to that standard. So that's why I think people would still eat meat over not eating meat.
But how many people would say no, even if it's grown in?
Yeah, I wouldn't. Like, again, personally, I wouldn't bother. The only time maybe I'd be
tempted is that if they grew the chicken,
it's like lab chicken, but it was like really plump and juicy and, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
It's indecisive. Whatever.
I mean, eventually you will not be able to tell.
But the thing is, I'm so far down this road now.
I've been a vegetarian for so long that, you know, I just wouldn't bother.
Personally, I wouldn't change over.
I guess for me, like, like yeah i don't need it
like i i feel like i've not eaten meat for so long that i i'm not if if for example i went
on a to a restaurant and they didn't serve anything but they did have some lab grown
chicken i'd be like fuck it i'll try it do you mean i'm not gonna i'm gonna tear my nose up on
it but if there was a a veggie or vegan alternative i'd probably have that instead because i'm used to it and also i'm not eating is a thing which i
don't know maybe i'm not super in love with every food i feel the same i can just i feel the same
i'm not i'm not attached to food and in a lot of ways i just find it it gets in the way necessary
yeah i just feel like interesting i would just i've said this so many times before but i'll say
it again if i could take a pill in the morning that would fill me up and i wouldn't have to eat
like for again for the rest of the day i would be happy like i i've known this about you for a long
time tips and i'm not preparing food sitting down to eat food like i just like i can't be bothered
i love food and i love you know i love eating stuff don't get me wrong it's one of the big joys of life but at the same time like i decided to become a veggie because of
health reasons i just felt i just read and believe came to believe that eating animal products was
not very good for you and i didn't need that extra worry in my life if you like and i just didn't
just feel like it was necessary so i stopped and i don't i it was so
once i'd stopped it was very hard to go back like actually thinking about eating a raw piece of
chicken kind of turns my stomach really a little bit the the whole um i think the whole i don't
want to be feeling that way if i'm you know if i'm presented with a piece of chicken it will like
make me go i don't i i mean maybe the the lab grown meat stuff feeds into other advancements
that could maybe help medically or whatever at some point but like i just don't know what the
point is when there's already alternatives that are that are fine you know what i mean like
you can get like plant-based chicken products or whatever and it's like and they're fine they
taste pretty good like you know you know what they you know what's in them for the most part you know what i mean like why why
have they bothered to try to make chicken in a lab is i guess what i'm asking yeah what's the
what's the point it stops a lot of cruelty i know but like why not just try this plant-based stuff
that exists already i don't think it's for us though is it no i know it's not for us but you
know what i mean like i just i don't i don't i don't know why people are so it's obvious hell
bent on eating cheaper no no no it's not just that i mean for one thing it it would it would
solve a lot of the problems of things like the pollution caused by mass farming sure it would
be much easier and cheaper as lewis says to just pour in a bunch of ingredients into a one end of
a thing and it's it's your dream
factory sips you put things in one end and something comes out the other that's literally
the whole point just creates more problems though it creates or creates it sounds like it does sound
like a biological you know like it's like a biopunk you know how all of this like dystopian
future you know all that like the big you know like like soy products you know like
have become really popular right soy milk or like different alternatives and stuff like that
any anything that passes a certain threshold and becomes like mass produced mass farmed and stuff
just introduces new environmental damage right you know like look at palm oil now like palm oil is cheap it's in
everything it's like a disaster it's it's just the new thing that is just going to screw us over
somehow right like they've they've moved past um like old ways of polluting and have just found
new ways to pollute through mass production you know what i mean there's always going to be a
cost i suppose environmentally but
that but that's the thing a lot of people are fixated on the cost you know like you just said
oh it's going to reduce the waste of chicken yeah no it just creates new waste like in other areas
so we we move we move past like live chicken waste and we move into like some weird new chemical
waste right but the whole argument of vegetarianism is that it morally, it's impossible to argue that killing an animal for food when alternatives exist is a moral position that you can take.
You have to opt out and say, yes, I'm making an immoral choice, but it's my choice to make.
That's the whole point.
So there's no moral argument for raising an animal specifically to eat it when there are alternatives that don't require you to kill something.
That's the argument, right?
So if you don't have to kill anything, morally speaking, this has to be a better solution.
But you, in a roundabout way, do kill stuff, though.
This is the argument I always make, like with vegans and stuff, too.
You can't say that you're for animal rights
and and for pure veganism on one hand and then on the other hand support things that destroy
the environment and the habitats of these animals that you care so much for in the first place you
know i mean like so anything anything that's produced on a mass scale will inevitably destroy
environment and habitats which is which is completely countering your
point in the first place. Okay, but we do still need to eat. Of course we do. I'm not saying that,
but I'm just saying you got to think about the point is we are going to have an impact. Can we
lessen that? If this lessens the impact that has to be a positive step. I mean, we can't just say,
oh, it'll be another problem. I'm sure it will be.
It lessens it in the immediate, but then when it becomes mainstream, the impact becomes
either equal or maybe slightly more or maybe just slightly less.
I don't know if that's provable.
Well, I don't think it needs to be provable.
I think it does need to be provable.
I feel like it's just common sense.
No, but you can't just say that.
There's 8 billion people to feed on this right but if you look at look at cattle
farming for example it's a big polluter a big polluter because not only do you have all this
land dedicated to just cows and millions and millions of cows killing those cows then you
have the methane that the cows produce and all the rest of it that's obviously a bad thing now
if you didn't have that side of beef production,
whilst there might indeed be huge fields of whatever they make the beef out of,
we would have cut out the methane pollution.
Now, you're saying, well, there automatically has to be some other thing just as bad to replace that,
because otherwise, how could you do it?
I mean, I just think, well, then why try anything?
Why try to improve anything?
Because it'll just end up
some crops are definitely better than others like oats you know oats are obviously very
low impact they don't need much water they're like pretty low impact but they do need the land
don't get me wrong but for example almonds you know require like a hundred times as much water
and as and as a result that's a big problem. You know, there are different crops, different levels of thing. And if you can, you know, make a beef that is made out of oats instead of, you know, beef,
then fucking that's obviously a positive, you know, influencer on the planet.
But my question is, what happens if we just don't need to eat pea flakes?
What happens if we just become like Tesla events?
Yeah, what if we're just brains in a jar and we don't have to well we still need energy where's that going to come from space
electricity right what's going to generate the electricity thank you emails i won't i won't
piss and poo emails emails you have to you have to send a thousand emails thank you emails to
power your jar brain it's like a it's like a dynamo yeah yeah you just
have to constantly be productive right but oh my god could you imagine that would be it that's some
fucking cyberpunk shit right well you've got to keep moving to to be fed otherwise you've got to
keep working or else you just drop but you'd have to put in more energy than you get out or you die
yeah so you're saying we first first all right step one elon i hope you're listening
i know he's a i know he does step one you need to invent a perpetual motion machine obviously
yeah uh because otherwise we're gonna the if we have to run to generate the energy or send
emails to generate the energy to feed ourselves now via via our cyber stomachs there's going to
be we're going to be losing energy the whole time. Okay, now we don't need the petrol motion machine.
As long as you're creating something.
So imagine you're working on making, I don't know,
something that can be given credits, right?
Oh, so you're saying it's more like a payment system?
Yeah.
Okay, so they're literally going to be monitoring you and saying,
well done, you worked hard today.
So you're working in the future box factory.
And they press the nutrition button and you get some food yeah you're making the box you're in the box factory every box you make you know
you have to make like 100 boxes but then after any boxes you make power you right i mean that
is essentially how society works anyway because you have to pay for food i'm just saying
we just cut out the middleman now it's direct to your stomach
yeah oh my god i don't think it's
something that gets solved in our lifetime that's the thing like there's always going to be little
steps like throughout i mean there's been tons of steps right since we were born up until now
there's been changes and some of them have increased increased increased and become like
bigger changes or whatever but like you know lab-grown meat there is is always
like going to be a little bit controversial equally growing um human organs in a lab is is
controversial like there's there's a lot of like people pushing back on it there's a lot of people
who are for it because of the lack of i think those are organs for transplants and shit like
that like i think those those are just bumps in yeah but this
this stuff this stuff just takes forever to to get oh yeah i forget about our lifetime it's
not much it's going to change but i think in future we can see a general direction that
things are going yeah you're right like look there's there's eight billion people on the
planet and the planet is only so big and can only support so many people and you know but we also can predict that the population is probably going to level off at around
13 billion and so we could do some calculations on the back yeah just carry the four and uh you
get one one repeating of course if you if you grow this many food and make this much water and
you know use it this way you know you can sustain these systems for x amount of time you know and sure
like we are creating a lot of waste and we're we're using things up if you like um and and
it can't carry on like that potentially forever but you know that's that's that's something that
we don't have to worry about immediately because we currently still have millions of people who
are dying so there's so much stuff that people just don't really think about.
You know what I mean?
Like, okay, you order something from Amazon.
Say you order like a whatever, a new pair of shoes or whatever.
The components that go into those shoes,
the whole production line has involved probably killing some animals along the way,
producing a lot of waste, producing a lot of pollution and
stuff like that the packaging that it comes in not only will it come in its own packaging but
then it has to come in amazon packaging for for post as well which is um you know what i mean
like how is any of this stuff sustainable amazon aren't growing their own forests and and then
cutting down trees and stuff you know what i mean like some people do that and and it's good and it's a good step or whatever but a lot of people
don't do it because it's still we're we're still in a society we're still in an economy that is
that that is is looking to make massive amounts of money uh by doing things as cheap as possible
right and as as long as that exists, it feels kind of hopeless, right?
Like it's never really going to get better
until we can move past that.
I think it feels like humanity is running a deficit,
you know, at the moment.
The technology we have
and the amount of hungry people we've got
and the amount of education we've got,
it feels like we're trying to just scrabble to feet
and fix all the holes in the leaky bucket, you know.
And I think that, you know, in the future, hopefully we will be able to make something.
Maybe all it needs is for just the population of humanity to level off and start shrinking, you know.
And people to be educated across the world and realize that, yeah, maybe we're not going to have so many kids, you know.
I think that's the biggest thing. I think that the biggest thing you can do on your carbon footprint, you know, forget about all the Amazon packaging,
forget about vegetarianism, forget about taking into the continental flights.
The biggest effect you can have is not to have, not to do the one thing that we were kind of
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you and to your testicles you're welcome what else have you lads been up to this week oh shit i've
been playing i've been playing a lot of among us which um i know but listen the thing is the the
nice thing about it is you can't binge on it you You know, like I can't just fire up Among Us in my spare time and play it.
Like you have to have an organized group.
So it's kind of like a lot of the time you got like blue balls with it, right?
So like I'm always like scrounging around trying to find a group because I want to play the game.
I like the flow.
I like the game.
But it's just so hard to get 10 people together to play it so like do you know do you know what the best thing i did in terms of streaming
and i think like let's say um i stopped streaming let's just imagine i stopped streaming for some
people of course that would be a great day but for me it would no come on i don't think anybody
would think that's a great day you're you're like you're like a cornerstone of uh of like dad twitch let's call it a corner
anyway of dad twitch um the the best thing that i did was the the sub discord and creating a
community there yeah because i like we we do the in-houses on a tuesday night and there'll be like
a ton of people waiting to play those games last night i fired up hell let loose for the first time
in like probably four or five months, I feel like,
because there was a big new patch that came out, loaded that up. And straight away, there were 20 of us playing it. And if I want to play Among Us, and I'll just say something to Discord, I feel
like that to me, like I've created a community where we sort of moderate the kind of people that
we allow in. If people are assholes, we boot them out that that is the most positive part for me of streaming
yeah and and off stream i know that i can get a game of of something going um that that's my
solution is i haven't um i haven't done that so much with my with my community and and in a lot
of ways i think what you've done is better because you have on tap a group for any game you can have
right you have four people if you need them you have 10 people if you need them you can have 30 people if you need them for like hell let loose or something
like that right like when we did rust and stuff we got loads of people for that so what i've been
doing with among us is i've been playing in a lot of streamer lobbies which has been really good but
you know content creators are so fucking flaky it's impossible to organize like it's been i've
been organizing like my own lobbies i've been partaking in other people's lobbies and stuff and it's been really fun but organizing my own lobbies
has been really time consuming it's a it's a hassle right because everybody's really satisfying
as well and then getting into other lobbies has been really fun too because you just meet other
people you can make new like new friends that you might do stuff with or whatever and uh overall i
think it's been really good but i think
what you have is a lot more realistically sustainable right like like i said i mean
it's quite hard work you can do like when you want to play rust you can have a server full of people
in rust but the thing is because you hang out with these guys and play games with them so much
i could do that with my community and i know like my mods like and i played games and stuff but the
wider community i haven't really gamed much with
you know what i mean yeah but you don't play the kind of games that like we were saying like you
like uh like people watch you for a very different reason yeah they watch me because they want to see
me fuck up in a multiplayer game so they can clip yeah see with me i think it's because i'm i'm
handsome i got my of course you are my camera on and they can see my face and they can see all my
you know when my brain is working and i'm solving like really intricate puzzles, they can see it.
They can see it.
And you just look even more handsome.
With my big shitty beard.
Fuck me.
What a game, eh?
Yeah, I get where you're coming from, I think.
But it's satisfying to to to find
a group of people to play games with but at the same time like free flex you went through so much
faff yeah like dealing with unpleasant people or people who don't quite fit no i just drama and
effort of trying to we have to you have to have a clean out like you've got to manage the community
i think that's how most people feel about me. Like when they organize the lobby and I turn up,
they're having to deal with unpleasant people.
They have to find something.
You just,
you know,
you've got to keep an eye on it.
I think the main thing is that I've got really,
really good mods.
And I think,
I mean,
every streamer I speak to understands the value of,
of good mods.
Yeah.
And like,
they're just,
these are guys that I've known for years now and I trust them and they know
what I'm going to like and what I'm not going to like.
And what I'm going to say is like,
that's unacceptable.
But then also they'll come to me and say,
you really need to do something about X.
So,
you know,
we sort of moderate the community as a,
as a group.
Um,
it's,
it's,
it is,
it is a little bit of extra work,
but to me it's very satisfying because it's just, it's so nice to have people that I can play games with and people that
are funny and chill.
And like we were playing code names if you played, oh, that's great.
Yeah.
Code names is really fun.
Great game.
Great game.
So last night or a couple of nights ago we were playing it and it's just great.
I'm just off stream just hanging out because these guys are funny and they're fun to hang
out with.
And I like, I play games with them every day.
And I love that.
Because obviously none of my old mates from school and my real life old friends,
none of them play games at all.
To them, it's like a mystery.
We had a WhatsApp chat last night where I introduced them to the concept of OnlyFans.
They'd never heard of OnlyFans.
No idea what it was.
Oh my God. And I was, like, explaining
and they had all these questions, and I was
telling them about all the various
hot cosplayers I've met and showing them
their Instagrams. They're like, my goodness.
It's like a whole new world. Oh, that's hilarious.
Because it's just not something you'd ever read
about or notice. It's not a
dark corner of the internet, but the internet
is so vast, and there's so many
different avenues
you could go down that if you don't there's no crossover between reading about the news or
football and suddenly finding yourself on on a smut smut filled only fans it's like i just thought
it was funny that they it's not a cultural sort of uh thing that everybody knows about yet whereas
to me everybody knows about like you know people joke about this kind of stuff but yeah my mates have no idea about it mrs f had never heard of it i had to explain to her what
it was when i was relaying this story to her this morning but yeah it's just kind of kind of funny
how uh how different uh my view of what the internet is and and everything like that and
and the people that i think of as being on the internet are and the average persons uh of my age
uh it's just completely
different completely it's a completely different world they know nothing about
and and it's it's really interesting to them as well they're like they're like so interested in
i think they're horrified and interested yeah it's like a uh what is that it's like sort of
morbid curiosity about this but it's like the same as us it's like the it's like nice to go
into a medieval this is their cyberpunk is me telling them about only fans and then discovering yeah
maybe the uh the cam goes like yeah i wonder how people feel like i wonder how people feel
like ordinary folks who play cyberpunk feel like cyberpunk is the future jimmy i wonder how many
people because a lot of people watch like
sci-fi stuff or superhero stuff and they're like oh they're really cool when we have superpowers
won't it and i'm like what are you talking about we are never gonna have super strength that's not
gonna happen you know like we're not suddenly gonna be able to just have laser eyes who has
ever said to you it's gonna be really cool when we all have super strength i don't know like certain people i've met though i really think we're gonna have super strength one day well i
can't wait till we can jump over buildings in a single bound sort of like they sort of feel like
oh science is really cool isn't it i wonder almost like kids you know like oh look could i get bit by
a radioactive spider and no these are. You're talking to children.
You're just going to go to hospital.
I don't know.
But a lot of adults are just big children, P-Flex.
They haven't, they don't really,
in the back of their minds,
I think they do believe that, you know,
especially when you see stuff
like in the Jingle Jam this year,
we've got these open bionics arms,
which are being supported.
Have you seen that?
They have these really cool bionic arms
that they've got
and they look pretty cool
and they seem to work pretty well.
Very impressed.
Anyway,
I think we should probably
put a pin in this podcast
because Sips has just dropped out
of the channel.
I think he got disconnected.
Oh yeah,
I think his internet's gone down again.
And I've also got to
do some stuff.
We got some JJ into JJ.
Thank you, Sips.
Sips just said, Sips is, but he says he's a desk.
He's stopped.
All right, thanks, everybody.
Sips is saying goodbye as well.
All right, bye.