Triforce! - Triforce! #220: Sips vs Adele
Episode Date: May 18, 2022Triforce! Episode 220! Lewis is ready to rise up for Van Gogh, Sips doubles down on his dislike of Adele but luckily Pyrion knows a singer that feels the same! Support your favourite podcast on Pat...reon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the Triforce podcast.
Welcome back.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
We're here.
Welcome indeed.
Pirion, how are you?
I'm fine.
Do you suppose if you kept a lot of cattle, you could call it a prodcast?
A prodcast.
You'd have to, well, you can keep cattle without having a prod, though, right?
Like, you don't necessarily need a prod, so...
You'd be mad to try.
You would be mad to try.
Yeah, I know, but...
How do you move them around?
You need a prod, right?
Well, I mean, you could probably train them, right?
Like, over time.
It would be difficult, but...
I feel like maybe cattle prods are even banned now, dude.
Nah, they're still around.
They seem like a pretty dangerous, like, pretty cruel thing, man. Let's have a look. Cattle prods are even banned now, dude. Nah, they're still around. They seem like a pretty dangerous, like pretty cruel thing, man.
Let's have a look.
Cattle prod.
Okay.
Oh, gosh.
Cattle prod.
An electric cattle prod, also called a stock prod or a hot stick.
A hot stick.
Is a handheld device commonly used to make cattle move.
Right.
Or does it make them move or does it make them move?
Very good.
Move.
The use of the electric cattle prod has been debated by many people.
Organizations such as PETA contend that the use of cattle prods is as much mentally harmful as PETA.
Is it PETA or PETA?
I say PETA because I'm British, but if you're American, you might say PETA.
PETA.
Oh.
Yeah, but you'd say PETeter right you wouldn't say petter
i would say peter most farmers i would say better and that the short shock is minutely felt and soon
forgot well do you know what we they should be fine with them being tased then you know i'm sure
that that that time you were tased was quickly forgot it's not. It's not a big debilitating tase, though, right?
It's kind of like, it's more like a little jolt.
Yeah.
Like, when you're getting tased, you're incapacitated for a time, right?
I mean, I think there's a lot of, there's a voltage difference or an amperage difference or whatever.
Yeah.
But also the things, like the little needle clamp things that stick into you and continually.
Yeah. They don't do that to cattle i think they just i think it's like a little spark like a
like almost like just a little like a static shock right these are some big strong animals you know
yeah but they don't know what's happening to them though right but i doubt the farmer is
gonna try to do something that's gonna harm his product that would be like you know if your fucking machinery is broken down at the old
box factory you decide to go smash it with a sledgehammer to teach you the lesson i don't
think you would i'm not saying i'm not saying i'm i'm pro or con electric cattle prod i'm just
saying i can't imagine that they would be that bad because otherwise why would you use them i'm sure
some of it are really bad.
I guess it did develop into the taser.
I saw a lot of tasers being used at the old
Four Hours at the Capitol documentary.
I watched it recently.
It came on Netflix.
Have you seen that?
Oh, my God.
It was crazy to see these people who were very dumb,
very sheepish.
They were sheep, basically,
running through into
the capital getting tased um that's what we should so it was fine to use the tasers on them i guess
but they were like there was just just i guess the people at the capital think it's some sort
of museum or at least they did you know no i i think they they genuinely thought that they were
going to overthrow what they saw as a corrupt election.
No, no, no.
The people protecting the Capitol.
The general sort of police malaise.
You know, the laziness that's set in the security teams.
Well, who the hell is going to rush the, you know.
It would be like storming the House of Commons.
It's just not a thing that you would imagine.
And even when there's these gigantic, terrifying waves of people protesting,
And even when there's these gigantic, terrifying waves of people protesting, it feels like a very thin line of police is often... Yeah, I mean, you're not putting your best guys on that duty, are you?
Because, you know, how often are you going to run into trouble, really?
And oh my God, they definitely did turn up in force later on.
But I mean, like, and I guess it was all a very sudden thing that happened.
Well, you think, though, the whole thing is a really thin line.
Like, I don't know if you've ever had this before, but I went out to, well, to the garage the other night.
You know, like, I have to leave my house to go to my garage.
But it was late.
It was, like, 10 o'clock at night or whatever.
I stepped outside, and it was just, like, super, super quiet.
It was one of those, like like really still nights, you know.
And the area that I live in is like fairly built up.
And I just thought like, it's crazy, right?
Like everybody's just at home chilling right now.
It could be so different, right?
Like people could just be out there doing like fucking God knows what.
But they don't.
Like they're just like probably at home watching TV, just like having a snack or whatever, getting ready to go to bed.
And it just makes me think sometimes how lucky we are.
But also how – I don't know the word, but it just feels like one little thing could tip the balance at any time.
That's the famous saying, isn't it? every civilization or society is only three meals away from revolution
yeah there's no motivation for people to go i suppose not yeah i guess we're just all like
really you know uh pacified at this point with like you know all of our our stories and our
netflix and and other people do delivered food to our house
and stuff yeah i don't even think it's like modern living i think it's just that human nature is to
avoid conflict yeah to chill and as long as you've got enough to survive or this is the thing it's
not even on an individual level you need a lot of people to be fucking hacked off or furious for
some reason yeah to have any kind
of big thing i mean if you look at it like i've been to the house of commons and there's like two
police there on the main door with mp5s or whatever man did you do a huge flex while you
were there and just watch porn on your phone while you were like sitting there or no well
no because i'm not a tory m, so I wouldn't do that. Nice.
So yeah, I saw that and I thought, when you see that, you think, if there was a genuine
threat, the threat that they're looking at and that they're worried about is the lone
nutter or a couple of terrorists, right?
That's what they're protected for.
No system of government is really set up to defend against 10,000 people.
Because any revolution, if you like, if you want to call it that, whether you're pro or
con it, you could still call it a revolution, any kind of insurrectionist act.
The fact is, government and the function of it hinges on the fact that most people are
not going to be doing that ever.
As long as you can avoid, and this is true whether you are a democratically elected
leader or an absolute despot nutter, it's very hard to motivate people because it's
scary.
Yes, yeah.
Even if it's 10 guys with guns versus 1,000 people without guns, are you willing to charge
them and very, very likely die if you're near the front?
Most people are going to go, no.
They're going to throw some rocks and go, we're not happy, and then go home.
But it was so interesting watching this four hours at the Capitol
because all these protesters were just, I mean, obviously it was partly led
by these group of proud boys who were kind of, they're very stupid,
but also big men, obviously almost entirely unarmed
or just armed with things that they've
picked up locally you know maybe they don't need actual arms all they need is definitely did come
in a and fucking b you know with guns loaded safety off you know ready to like mill anybody
so fascinating to watch like once they some of them get into the into the capitol building
they're like it's so it's, suddenly they're in this museum,
right?
And it's like,
you know that they have a certain aura
about them,
these sort of places, right?
It's kind of almost like a holiness, right?
And some of the most effective security guards
were actually the ones who were like,
oh, come on, don't break that.
Jeremy, look, don't do that.
Or the ones who were just actually standing still.
And so if the security guard was like one of those guys at the Buckingham Palace,
you know, the guys who stand stock still and just blocked away,
like they would often be fine, right?
Weirdly, like the protesters wouldn't punch them or attack them or like
try and try and push them out the way if they just stood in a force whereas if the if the if
the cops looked like they were scared or they were backing off or like they were raising weapons or
they were like doing engaging like in a different way then very quickly like people would just be
like they're not they're not they're not protecting it we can we can reclaim the house. And they would just sort of barge their way through
or charge their way through.
And certainly, like, a lot of the time,
it was just guys saying, just unarmed guys,
big guys striding at a security guard.
It's so scary.
Him not wanting to shoot or attack that guy,
that guy not really being armed
or even wanting to harm the security guard right but
but like just through his sheer force of like aggression like physical like just just posturing
like scarily it caused this kind of strange and so so obviously yeah it was it was a it's a very
strange documentary it's full of um a very strange event yeah the whole thing is bizarre right
like like you know there was almost like a certainly a battle for battle in certain areas
you know where these guys are scrapping like hand-to-hand writing you know um for for hours
um and those different different kinds of of rioters gravitated towards different sort of areas.
And therefore you had areas where the rioters were more,
I'm not going to say chill, but less likely to be violent.
And then the more violent ones were all sort of grouped up and
let's get them!
Sort of those guys stuck together.
So you had pockets of absolute nutters
and pockets of people who were just sort of caught up in it.
Absolutely.
There were people who were there with their mates with the with a with
a with a goal and that was to like just call just to be fighting you know to be angry to like like
the people who turn up to a metal concert to go in the mosh pit you know those were the kinds of
people who were who were there and then there were also people there who were just trump supporters
just wanted to be part of it there were also people who kind of wanted had an agenda and wanted to to make a
like the the moose guy or whatever the shaman you know he was there to be seen and take pictures of
him you know yes he's constantly trying to he's got like a series of sort of people with him who
he's hoping will take pictures of him and film him and he's constantly gravitating towards the
cameras and and standing on things and hoping to get it's really interesting other people are kind of
i mean that's that's exactly what i tell all my fans when they saw those pictures of me there
and i said you know i'm trying to insert myself into history just like forrest gump did in the
movie you know what i mean like i want to look back and i want to have a montage of all those
you know historical events i was present at or whatever you know what i mean I want to look back and I want to have a montage of all those, you know, historical events I was present at or whatever.
You know what I mean?
You want to be there.
You want historians to go through the photos of the era.
I wasn't there supporting it.
God, no.
I was there just to be seen.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, like, you know, I got, Nixon gave me a Dr. Pepper.
I can't help it.
In a hundred years time, there will be a conspiracy theory.
Who is this strange middle-aged man who is at all of these major historical events just waving to the camera?
Every sighting, he's wearing shorts for some reason as well.
In January.
I mean, these events have all taken place years and years apart.
And this man has the same
pair of shorts every time what's going on what is going on yeah it could be the start of a new
conspiracy that's right it doesn't make i mean the the the documentary doesn't really make it's
not great in terms of trying to understand the motivations but it certainly does provide such
an interesting series of some unseen um documentary stuff footage because i i guess it's
like there was nowadays there's so much that comes out around an event that sometimes you don't really
get a cogent kind of like viewpoint of what happened or even like get to see all the good bits
in one uh 88 minute long sort of film but oh man it man, it's just so interesting just seeing how it sort of,
because they obviously had,
it was like an onion, right?
The Capitol.
It had kind of like all these layers of security.
And as one would fall, you know,
they'd fall back to the next one type situation.
But it started to get to the point where
they were like unsure
where their layers of security actually were,
you know, because they had never had to think,
oh crap, what is, what's the next thing we have to fall back to um yeah yeah because
it's different when it actually happens right like you can be as ready as you can be sort of thing
but when when when shit's going down it's it's really different it's almost like it's almost
like such an unbelievable thing though that people just wouldn't think it would be possible.
Well, yeah.
I mean, look at 9-11.
You know, like big buildings full of people.
You know, they had all of the documentation that they needed for emergencies and how to deal with stuff and whatever.
But imagine your job was to go to to the capital and say look imagine what
would happen if 10 000 protesters came and you stormed the capital everyone would fucking laugh
you your face out there they would not take you seriously at all they wouldn't respect you at all
they wouldn't implement any of your planning at all they wouldn't they wouldn't put any funding
down to to to to to to provide any i mean all very consistent with the rest of my life really um i feel like no but like
that you'd be you'd be accused of being some doomsday guy or some conspiracy theory guy
jumping for planning this this future of it but i guess i guess it it does feel like it's it's a low
chance you gotta be that one guy on reddit though who comes up with this crazy idea and then just
keep saying it keep saying it keep saying idea and then just keeps saying it, keeps saying it, keeps saying it.
And then eventually, somehow, by some miracle, it either happens or part of it happens.
And then he gets that five minutes where he's like, I've been saying this all along.
You know, like, there's people like that out there, isn't there?
Who just, like, come up with some.
It's so true.
There's always someone who'll say they predicted it, like the people who predict absolutely everything yeah and then you know they the 365
predictions when they get one of them right they're suddenly you know on the news like a
horoscope dave fuckface who correctly predicted this event you know thinks this about this and
obviously he's got his other complete bullshit yeah um but but i guess like you know
this is you can never plan for these things but i think i even like donald trump i'm sure
never thought that the capital riots would take place the way because i think he was so used to
spouting these rhetoric you know yeah and like just sort of saying things i feel like you can
apply that to every aspect of
of donald trump though right like i don't think he ever even expected to win like i like it just
the whole thing was just so absurd right like i think he just thought oh well it is it is the
strangest thing it really the whole way it's all panned out the whole thing him running and winning
and then everything that's
happened since and then they're just this like this this dormant part of society that just was
enabled by him as well which is is weird right because like pre there they've been around but
just never so um in the front of everything right you? Yeah, it's amazing.
It's wild now.
There are people in Congress now who literally could be one of the people
that was at that...
You know, they're that nutty.
They believe in everything,
all these conspiracies.
There's so much more awareness around them now,
I think.
It's scary.
They've probably been there all along.
It's so weird, the irrational...
I mean, I feel like this this is in a country, though, where we also just accept bullshit.
Like a lot of the religion that goes into the politics.
A lot of people are very much believing in the bullshit of religion.
It means they can also accept the bullshit of everyone else.
It's so clear to us that it's bogus.
But at the same time, on the other side of the world, also accept the bullshit of everyone else you know it's so clear to us that it's bogus but at
the same time on the other side of the world we're fucking upgrading the large hadron collider and
you know fucking doing like things that are very these look i looked at the upgrades to the large
hadron collider it's so complicated um the stuff the stuff and so pinpoint precise and such
such incredible technology you know getting free like
but that's just even the idea of like taking this like three mile long or half a mile long circle of
tube tube that has to be so precisely yeah you know it is you're preaching to the choir here
i've played like hundreds hours of satisfactory i pretty much know what I'm doing, so. You know what, it kind of makes me think that, I've been playing a lot of Civ VI
lately, and I feel like if you could divide things up, it would be like, one nation is
going for the science victory, and they're pouring everything into the app, and the other
one is just having open revolts and revolutions and, like, is, you know, we've got this fucking
war going on as well, It's all kicking off.
But then there's one bunch of people
just quietly trying to figure out
what's inside a particle
and crack fusion power.
And I just think,
surely one of these things
is obviously beneficial to everybody
and one is insane.
And we should focus more on the thing
that might actually help and save us
and make lives better for everybody
rather than being complete cunts all the time but that's not the way things are i think it turns out that
people and getting people getting groups together and dealing with this shared history of idiocy
that we've got hundreds of years of that is still massively problematic it turns out that's actually
harder than fucking finding the higgs boson or whatever i mean like like the job of of like
trying to bring people get them to actually fucking not hate each other or like i don't know
be awful it's impossible yeah sometimes it feels like we're at tier two and we're trying to unlock
tier nine right and it's just like what are you going to do with with all that forbidden knowledge
like there's which tier specifically well no well we're making like
some people like like well it's a little bit like how in the expanse i really like the expanse
universe because it's futuristic right people we're on mars and we're you know building spaceships
and stuff and yet everyone and all human factions are still bickering away yeah with each other you know
they can't there's always someone there's it's politics right so it's one person being mistreated
and knowing they're mistreated and then being dicks about the fact that they're being mistreated
you know and having this often let's face it's the working man you know like those guys the belters
they're just treating like shit they're they're out there working hard they're just trying to put food on the table yeah or like you know space space ice cream fancy united nations of
earth playboys in their big mega mansions you know plotting and scheming chuffing on all the air and
water they want and jeffing all over the place i mean come on exactly yeah so i i love that because i guess like i want my so i like my sci-fi classically as
all of us this is a star trek kind of the idea that everyone in the future is somehow better
and it's smarter and bolder i felt like star trek there was no real um it was it was it was more
like if if you were human and you worked on the starship that's all
you really saw but everybody seemed like pretty comfortable they seemed enlightened didn't yeah
they all seem pretty smart you know they all seem like oh we've got rid of money we got rid of
poverty yeah they all seem to be well fed from their um holodeck um we got rid of racism here's
my question right uh this utopian society that he created,
and long-time listeners, I do apologize
because I'm almost certain we've spoken about
Star Trek's lack of money before,
but it is interesting because people see
that Star Trekian utopia as the inevitable goal of humanity.
We are united.
We are one planet.
We are all getting along. We can replicate anything we need. We've got infinite energy. We are united. We're one planet. We are all getting along. We can replicate
anything we need. We've got infinite energy. Money is gone. You don't have to worry about
that anymore. Everybody's taken care of. And I don't know where we get all these resources
from, but I guess space. We went out and mined stuff. We've got all kinds of mining stuff
in space, whatever.
Sure. Loads of stuff in space.
Yeah, tons of space. So I guess they've done that. The idea that there would never
be a group of people who would say,
I hate the fact that Vulcans live on Earth.
You know, we should get rid of them.
You absolutely would have those people.
And there would have to be some kind of democracy.
Otherwise, the Star Trek universe must be a totalitarian dictatorship.
Well, that is the Star Trek universe, though, right?
The final frontier is racism, basically.
They can't get past it.
Like, everything else, they're enlightened in every other way,
except they just will not tolerate aliens.
Like, they hate...
Well, but in Next Gen, that's not the case.
Because in Next Gen, there are aliens on the ship.
They have a Klingon as their security officer, right?
Yeah, I know, but I mean, come on, everybody's got, like,
oh, yeah, my mailman's a Klingon, you know?
Like, it's that old one, right?
Some of my best friends are Klingons.
My best friend, I know plenty of Klingons, you know?
No one is, say, calling Worf, like, pasty-haired behind his back, though, are they?
No, but, in the original series, Bones McCoy is extremely racist towards Spock.
You blue-blooded bastard!
Yeah, he's constantly...
He's always here with his stupid Vulcan head.
Fucking stupid.
Hey, stupid ears, come over here and do an analysis on...
Yeah, dickhead.
That's why Bones is literally like that all the time.
Hey, analyze this, and he's giving him the middle finger and stuff.
Like, come on.
Kirk's just like, Bones and his racism. It's like, what the time hey analyze this and he's giving him the middle finger and stuff like come on just like bones and his racism yeah so what the fuck well i think that's a product of the
60s though right like we were still just casually racist in the 60s and so i think that you know
view of what humanity thought that they would be is right just racist forever no the next generation tried to be really squeaky clean but
what it did cleverly was it used data as its outlet so data would like malfunction sometimes
and then just be like more racist for an episode and that was that was the next generation's way
of like you know just having an outlet to vent sometimes. Because they couldn't make Riker or Troy or Beverly Crusher.
I mean, she's a mum, for Christ's sake.
You can't be racist when you're a mum.
But see, Data malfunctioning all of a sudden,
he could turn up and he'd be like,
hey, hey, Wafflehead, you know, or like, hey, Big Nose.
And they're like, what the hell's wrong with Data?
It's, oh, shit, some circuit malfunction malfunction again and that's the whole episode basically and then we deleted racism in 21 22 at the conference
of you know back to normal yeah you're telling me that there are episodes multiple episodes
where the entire premise is data malfunctions and turns into a race yes of course yes that's
exactly what i'm saying captain i've just noticed that uh jordy is black
no no replace jordy's human he wouldn't say anything about jordan jordan jordan jordan
jordan but jordy has a race no are we saying that the the skin color essentially
differentiator has been that that has been overcome we're so he's speciest
yes yes right that's the that's the type of of i've met a lot of humans who look more fucking
alien than any of the aliens in star trek you know yeah i think it's at that you got you got
to make aliens weird if you want to be racist against them right like put them in bags or tanks or like make them all make them
you know 70 feet in size you know you got i think the problem with star trek was that
all the aliens were all too fucking human and so it was it was very easy for us to
not be weird right the reason was that there's some ancient civilization had seeded all these
worlds with humanoids and they all evolved so differently i believe i like any trekkers out there can that was a bit of a that was a bit of a back
and the older universal translator very handy to me yeah very very handy and the fact that aliens
know don't know how to kiss uh is oh speaking of kisses and talking about the original series
having racism in, remember
they had, at the time this was the height of the Cold War, and they had,
so he was meant to be like, oh, we're chill with the Russians now.
And Uhura was the first interracial kiss on television was of course Captain Kirk and
Uhura.
And they had that episode where the guys were were half of their face was white and half was
black and it was depending on which way round the way in black was they were like those white on the
left black on the right bastards will never be in charge how dare you you black on the right white
on the left son of a bitch you know they were like at odds over that division which i assume
there is a cookie in the states called the black and white cookie,
where it has black chocolate icing on one half and white icing on the other. And it's like a big cookie. It literally looks like that. So I assume one of the writers was buying one of these
one day, saw that cookie and went, what if I could write a really shitty episode about racism and
point out its stupidity? And yeah, all the other races, like you say, the Klingons, are like, despicably evil.
And in the new series, it's the Ferengi.
And they're, you know, oh, they're just bad guys.
They're definitely not meant to be like Jewish people.
Is it Ferengi or the Romulans who have like big fucking satellite dish ears and
like the pointy teeth?
They look like Vulcans, because they're related, aren't they?
The Romulans and the Vulcans are basically the same people.
Yeah, they came from the nearby...
Anyway, I was thinking about this because I went to the Van Gogh interactive exhibit.
Van Gogh.
The guy outside was like, you coming in for the Van Gogh exhibit?
And I was like, man, every fucking time. gogh exhibit and i was like man every fucking time
but it isn't i'm covered in shit and and vomit all the time and like falling asleep standing up
and this guy's going to a van gogh exhibit come on so let him be free it was in london
um in like a big warehouse and the idea is is that they um they have these big projectors and
they sort of project all of his art up on the walls and so like starry night and so you're in there and it's kind of this
it's like it's like there's a few like it's just like a big gallery with lots of pictures of all
of his stuff and a bit of history and lots of things on the wall you know those things on the
wall where you stand there and read them and you're like oh this is fucking boring and then
yeah there's a big room and they just it's really interesting because it kind of immerses you in his art.
Right.
And it's very stylized.
But it reminded me in a lot of ways of,
even though this all happened in like 1880s, 1890,
it's all very kind of similar.
Like you'll see like he painted like these landscapes they look
the same as now you know he painted like a street the landscape looks the same as now or the paintings
so you're saying like things ain't changed that much obviously obviously all the landscapes
look the same but but even architecture like he paid he paid like a lot of cafe scenes
and any star's in there?
Well, there was like, yeah, there was almost honestly,
I was like, some of the pictures that he's done that are very famous,
you know, could be still, you know, an image of what you would see today,
you know, walking around any kind of European city with the cobbled streets and a cafe with some, you know,
some nice chairs
outside it.
It's kind of very familiar.
What if in the future, when all these corporations are richer than we could even imagine now,
and there are trillionaires out there and stuff like that, which is coming.
What if they just went and bought all this art and they now own it and they can do what
they like with it?
What if Starbucks bought that cafe picture and just changed it paid someone to paint the word starbucks on the
cafe and then exhibited it could you imagine that happening i i think they'd be furious if that
happened people would be losing their mind they'd be thinking it's like van gogh would people
actually give a shit yes because i don of course they would be sad or worse
I'm telling you most people don't give a shit
most people would not give a shit
are you mental
yes I am
I don't think people give a shit
I think sadly most people would say
never heard of him mate
and they wouldn't give a shit
I think that's the point of Van Gogh
that everyone's heard of him and therefore no van gogh i think that's the point of van gogh that everyone's heard
of him and therefore he's overrated you think that i don't think i i guarantee you a lot of
fucking people have no fucking idea who he is i watch these videos where they go and ask people
which continent is so and so in and they have no fucking idea what's the capital of france
don't know mate germany you're like they're people are fucking idiots van gogh cut his ear off didn't
he but you can show them one of his paintings and say who do you think this is oh no idea mate
and you can show them anything and they wouldn't even i probably probably wouldn't you know
necessarily know who well i'm not an expert i'm gonna look for trademarks though right like my
like my thing i always thought if i was ever going to become uh like an artist
my thing would be one-legged three-breasted women like somewhere in all of my paintings you would
find one right and it would be scary always painted that little bug in all the corners of
all his his uh books and things you're saying let's chuck big old three tits one leg in there
yeah so 100 years
time man on the street is gonna be like oh yeah chris lovett's i remember he's the one with three
titted women in oh yeah love rose yeah yeah that's me i'm just saying i think i think from our
closeted middle class perspective where we're very uh you know comfortable and we we know about
things like van gogh and stuff like that i think a lot of people genuinely wouldn't have a fucking clue and it
would be a story for a week and we would be horrified but i guarantee you most people in
the world wouldn't give a shit and starbucks would think look at all this publicity we've got
i don't think they'd give a shit i don't think it would affect their sales i don't think people
would be like banning starbucks for like art crime i think people would be like mad as hell
well you went to a gallery let me ask you a question how busy was it it was it wasn't it
was the gallery thousands of people there it was an interactive experience no but it was busy
they had to like literally people queuing around the block to see this no because i went to thorpe
park not long ago and getting in was a fucking bastard. More people are going to go to fucking Thorpe Park.
If you tore down Thorpe Park, you'd have a revolution.
People don't care about this stuff.
The matters, they don't care.
They just want to go to Thorpe Park.
We're overstating it.
Most people don't give a shit.
Most people were more upset about the fucking Super League with the Premier League.
That got people out on the fucking street.
Don't take old football away.
But if you said, we're getting rid of all the Van Gogh paintings
and put the Starbucks there,
they'd be like, that's fucking stupid, man.
I don't know whether it's too much more money or sense.
But they wouldn't take it to the street.
They don't care.
I think any lesser artist, sure, right?
If it was any old fucking chump.
But I feel like there's a couple of artists
that are just so culturally bound because of the ear thing and because oh he was mental
wasn't he went he's crazy but he shot himself didn't he um you know because of his he became
you know i i think that everyone knows van gogh your kids will know have heard of him right because
he is part of our cultural fabric right that? He is some kind of touchstone, landmark moment in history and art
and interpretation of what things look like, right?
Yeah.
And a quirky story.
It's so near of what a weird thing that sticks with you, right?
Like, you know, name something that fucking, I don't know,
some other famous artist did.
I can't even name another famous fucking artist.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, Huygens.
Name something that he did.
Or, you know, one of the other Dutch masters.
Bob Ross.
Yeah, what did he do?
You know?
He painted a whole bunch of banners,
like fucking hundreds of episodes worth.
Yeah, but he was a quirky guy.
He had this big hair.
He had that weird demeanor.
You know, he had this, like you said,
it has to be the, they need a gimmick.
I hate to say it.
And I hate to say that Van Gogh had a gimmick
that he fucking cut his ear off
and was very mentally ill, poor man.
He had a tough time.
Like, it was a very sad thing.
He was clearly clearly extremely accomplished
painter who struggled with mental health who took him uh and showed him what people think of his art
in the future so he's fine but he didn't kill himself then no he went on to the future and
doctor who saved him yeah imagine doctor who brought him to this future and made him read
youtube comments about himself that'd be that'd be pretty good, right?
If he was a content creator today, you could be the greatest artist of all...
Mozart, right?
Van Gogh, all of them could...
If they were content creators nowadays, the YouTube comments, there'd still be people
that...
Like rubbish, sounded like his last one.
We need some new stuff from Mozart, this stuff's a bit samey.
It would be like that.
Yeah, it would.
I think people do not appreciate fucking
anything in their wankers and shitheads
and idiots. I'm one of them.
But people did that
at the time. Van Gogh never sold
a painting when he was alive.
And same thing with all these other people.
I'm sure like Vermeer when he was doing those fucking
beautiful photorealistic paintings
and they were like incredible.
Everyone was like, oh, he's just using some fucking cheat, isn't he?
He must be using some Oculus Exclusus, you know,
like that fucking thing where you, you know,
you have the beam of light coming through and it projects it
and they paint over it.
He's just painted over it.
You know, I'm sure everyone was fucking given a hard time.
And, like, Rembrandt was probably everyone was like oh it's not all that good is it
so imagine that lewis this is at a time when there was no alternative there were no photographs there
were no films there was no instagram there was nothing none of you tiktoks basically if you
wanted to go see something that looked like you know something and like like a painting that was
it you had to go look at pain man even music though and even then they didn't like it what was it what was the first my
point what was the first way that you could listen to music without actually being at a concert was
it like that was it a gramophone or whatever like the the one the the crank one that that that that
plays like the the record and then they i mean, they had those music boxes where you could go...
Yeah, yeah.
No, but I mean like you think like some of these like, you know,
old, old, old school composers and stuff.
The only way that you really could have listened to them is to be there, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You'd actually have to go to the concert.
I mean, they didn't have festivals where he played open air in front of a million people
like the Rolling Stones do or whatever.
You know, it was all very...
No, I think they did, though.
I think they had, like, those open air concertos with candlelight supper included and stuff.
Yeah, but that's all fancy dance given to that.
That's not your average bloke, is it?
No, that's true.
They had amphitheaters and theaters and areas to play music and speak and things. They had these
events, but I mean, it was
you're right, like in a sense
you know, I think what, a sense I got from
Van Gogh. Would you go, okay, I've got a question
just before you continue. I've got a question
for you though. I'm just going to talk shit without
having any knowledge. Go on, you
cut me off. Okay,
imagine you live back in
time and there's no way to listen to music
other than to attend a live show would you go see adele live yes what is this again you're so wrong
about this of all the wrong opinions we've had your obsession with adele being a show that no one would enjoy is insane.
It's insane.
It's one of your worst takes.
You would go and see Wu-Tang live, right?
And you have done.
Oh, yeah.
You know, you have to like it.
Do you know what I mean?
But you wouldn't, if you got, are you saying if you got free tickets to Adele and it was just around the corner, you wouldn't go?
Yeah, I would not.
So let me point this out.
Someone called me close-minded. Somebody called me close-minded on reddit they were like parents
so close-minded i don't think i'm close-minded if i just didn't say anything you could say i'm
open-minded but god forbid i give an opinion my opinion is i think adele's pretty bloody good
i'm not saying i'm not shooting down the wu-tang clan i'm just saying i think she's pretty good
how is that close-minded?
If Wu-Tang was opening for Adele, would you go to the Adele concert?
I would, yeah.
I'd watch Wu-Tang.
I'd leave after the opening act.
I'd fucking leave.
I'd be like, all right, show's over.
What if the Wu-Tang was on, but Adele was playing first?
What if she was opening for them and you had to sit through her?
Kind of like an Eminem dido sort of thing like
yeah sure i don't know i i i guess i i guess i would like put up with it or whatever but okay
what is yeah like what if they work the wu-tang clan into all of her songs
what like change the beats around and like you know and then they come in yeah they sort of
rap over the top of it or whatever i mean i
can't think of anybody who wouldn't want to see that so i would just yeah no i would definitely
watch that i think it would spice it up maybe that's what i think you would be tapping your
feet along with the beat just like every old dad at a disco i think that's what i think hey do you
know what on this topic i was watching I watched the start
of the Beastie Boys story on Apple Plus just like a documentary about the Beastie Boys and one thing
that struck me was um the intro is like there's like there's like this kind of like five minute
montage you know intro like with like some of their songs footage of them and stuff and this
all leads up to the format of the show which is the two surviving
members of the beastie boys um kind of like hosting like a live at a live venue they're on
stage almost like they're doing a ted talk but like you know telling the story of the beastie
boys sort of thing so they both come out on stage and you can see the audience and stuff
and uh you know like sabotage is playing or something like that and they come out on stage and you can see the audience and stuff and uh you know like sabotage is playing
or something like that and they come out on stage and they're quite a bit older now you know like
these guys are like probably in their 50s now or whatever but um the the the thing that struck me
was when you look out in the audience it's it's like it was like a sea of my mom and dad like
it's just like all these like balding old old people like wearing
yeah well you know all these clothes and stuff and like i guess at the time they were kids when
when beastie boys were like you know churning out the the bangers and stuff mike d is 56 yeah i know
it's crazy it's crazy to think though isn't it they're not so much boys as a jet as gent you'd
really struggle to find in that audience any young people right because i guess
it's just um like we were saying about like mozart and stuff like that you you listen to the stuff
that's of of your time i suppose right like the stuff that you listen to uh and then you probably
just carry on listening to i mean we've talked about this a lot but um you know what i mean like
like kids now are
listening to to what's popular now right the same for mozart people said i loved his early stuff
you know when he was eight that stuff was great but now he's 12 yeah rubbish yeah he's really
crap now yeah yeah it's it's it's a weird it's a weird one but i mean it's it's interesting too i guess but
man ill communication when that album came out yeah uh in 1994 i was just i was approaching like
i was like 17 i think yeah maybe i was 18 and it was just it was so fucking good it was yeah like
i was absolutely it was the soundtrack of the start of high school for me.
Like it was just that album came out and you heard it everywhere.
Like every skate park, somebody would be playing it.
Like, you know, outside or whatever.
You know, you go to school.
If you took a bus to school or whatever,
you'd hear somebody would have it on their Walkman or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like you just, you heard it everywhere.
It was huge. It was just this like massive massive album that everybody everybody
loved and it was uh yeah it's it it's it's funny to think but and now you know all those people
that loved it are like in their 50s now and going to the beastie boys story live live event thing
which is fine you go into the wu-tang clan yeah exactly
yeah i mean all the guys in all the the the wu-tang clan members are in their 50s now
like uh i was watching uh i used to listen to a lot of like uh like no effects like kind of like
skate punk when i was younger as well sure and those guys those guys are still performing and stuff. Like, they did this backyard party performance thing during COVID.
And, you know, like, there was people there, like, masked.
It was outdoors.
But they were just playing some of their old songs and stuff like that.
And these guys are, like, you know, mid to late 50s.
Like, they're still, you know, they're still just doing the same old shit.
You know, you can...
It is funny to see punks doing this stuff.
They still have like, you know, mohawks and stuff, but they're just a little bit fatter
and a little bit saggier than they were.
And visibly, you can tell that most of them have really struggled through addictions and
stuff in their life as well.
But which is, you know, it happens.
You know, some people weather it worse than others, I guess, or whatever.
But I don't know.
It's kind of nice.
It's like reassuring in some ways too, right?
To think, oh, you know, these people are just still doing the same stuff.
When people were going to see, like, Barry Manilow and stuff like that
from that 70s era and the audience was all,'s for a lot of these acts people of that age man
for me i don't know if this is right but that scene in goodfellas where he takes
uh what's her face to um is it helen what what's her name the the karen karen when he takes karen
to that show uh at at that uh at that place right where yeah it's like at the restaurant at the
restaurant and they and you know like the the waiter has to bring the table over
and set it all up quickly and stuff.
Bobby Darin or something, I think they go to see him.
Yeah, I can't remember.
And he like sends him champagne and stuff like that.
People going to see Manilow
must have been consuming Manilow in that manner.
I will not accept it any other way, right?
That is of the time, I feel like. You know, you dressed up, you wore a suit. consuming manilow in that manner i will not accept it any other way right that is what do you mean of
the time i feel like you know you dressed up you wore a suit it was like a big a big event and you
went to see him at like this dimly lit venue where they had to bring the table out to you and stuff
like that no i think he was like he was very popular with with women yeah he was like a heartthrob
barry manilow um and i mean you of course, they didn't know he's gay.
So as I understand it-
Wait, what?
Yes, of course.
I don't know if you're being serious.
No, I'm not.
I'm just joking.
No, yeah, but it's-
So yeah, I don't think they went...
I mean, Barry Manilow played big stadiums and big concerts.
Yeah, he did, yeah.
He was a big artist.
He was, yeah.
I don't think he played that little tiny venue.
Maybe early on he did, but then I think he was a resident in Vegas for fucking years
and stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think it's just the style of music.
But when we were growing up, when we were growing up, that was seen as old people music.
Yes.
And the Beastie Boys was completely different.
Yes.
So my question is, when you go to see the Wu-Tang Clan or you go to see the Beastie
Boys if they played now, would it just be an old crowd and young people would be saying that's old no absolutely
i mean when we went to see it still sounds relevant when we went to go see ghost face in
bristol i would say that the demographic of that crowd was probably like uh it was you yeah mid
30s early 40s easy like it was people who were teenagers when when Wu Tang
So my point is would young people and I'm talking teenagers and people in their 20s have any interest in their music
Would they see it as old person music?
There are a lot of young people now who think that music now is rubbish
Yeah, and they still listen to stuff from the 80s and 90s as being like the golden age
They probably I know lots of people that say that especially when it comes to metal and rock and stuff like that it seemed
nowadays as not being like a thing i think some people view 90s hip-hop as like boomer music
like uh which is kind of kind of odd but i you know i guess it's changed a lot right
there's multiple generations though right like i mean mean, when I was growing up, my mum listened to certain music,
like The Beatles, which was fine.
You know, I think that was...
And that still...
It's transcended the kind of...
Everyone can like The Beatles, right?
Some of their stuff is almost timeless, right?
And fuck Kate Bush, do you know what I mean?
And fuck a bunch of the other stuff that...
What the hell?
Hold on, slow down.
You're not a fan of Kate Bush. No, I'm not. Man, I'm
glad that you floated in with this
bad take because I feel like
the pressure is off me for having
the Adele bad take now. How the fuck can you
not like Kate Bush, dude?
I don't know. I just never got it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think that was because
it was something my mum liked
Right
And therefore I didn't like it
Because
You're not a fan of like
Wuthering Heights
Or Running Up That Hill
Or Babushka
It wasn't my
It wasn't that music
That was hitting
You know
I was listening to
You know
Gagas' Paradise and stuff
Right
He was listening to
Kate Bush
He was listening
You must listen to Kate Bush
Let the bodies hit the floor.
She's incredible.
She is incredible.
I am a big fan of Bush.
I'll look it up on Spotify.
I'll probably like it.
Kate Bush was kind of discovered and produced by one of the guys from Pink Floyd, right?
Like, wasn't he related to her in some way or something?
But like, kind of discovered her and and and then yeah also like produced her
first album and promoted her heavily at the time as well i'm sure this is true i was very much you
know in in the mid 90s early 2000s that's when i was this that's when i was discovering music and
also i was at school and so it was important music it was important to to like the music your peers
were listening to you know this may be Strokes and that kind of stuff.
Well, I mean, that's what teenagers are like, right?
And you carry a lot of that with you throughout your life.
What was your music snobbery of the time?
Like, you know, as a person who was like, you know, say 14, 15 years old,
you started listening to, at the time time what you thought was like serious music right
important music you kind of transition from like listening to joke music to or like kids music to
just like normal music you're right in your eyes it's like it's like it's like the ramones right
it's like it's like people think teenagers so there's certain groups of teenagers who are the music aficionados right
and they have they're the ones with ramones t-shirts who don't actually like the ramones
um and and stuff like this you mean like like that there's certain bands that do have this
reputation pick floyd's good example as well of people who are kind of the the the the the
the artist's choice you know almost like uh the artist's choice,
almost like the artist's favourite artist.
And I'm not saying that they're not good.
They're not necessarily mainstream though, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I remember being slightly snobbish towards The Offspring.
Remember The Offspring when they came out?
Oh, they were shit. They were, yeah. were they were very popular when they came out remember like
self-esteem and all that and i so like a lot of those bands like papa roach yeah and limp biscuit
and all that shit i i really hated it what did they call it new yeah new metal yeah i left me
absolutely cold it just seemed so i think the start of all that was kind of-
It seemed like none of them ever fucking washed.
No, I feel like this-
You know what I mean?
It just made me think of the insane clown posse, stinky crotch, stank-ass bitches, just
disgusting fucking smelly fucking disgusting...
But I thought Linkin Park were a great band.
I loved Linkin park when i was a
teenager you know parker a banger mate that's that's fair but new new metal i feel like maybe
i'm maybe i've i got this wrong but i i feel like there's there's a correlation between new metals
popularity and uh and and professional wrestling at the time as well i bet that's really funny that's interesting because i feel like i feel
like wwe or was probably wwf at the time and uh and wcw helped popularize new metal big time right
like because they used the music went with it that was just like go-to genre music for every
entrance for a wrestler at the time right like it was it's angry
music right but it's also kind of modern so you don't feel like you're just playing acdc again
like it's something that's current so young people will like it but it's also angry and
wrestling fans always seem to be like screaming like they're about to tear someone apart uh so
yeah that's that's really interesting that's my take on it i always see it that way as
well but for me i feel like nu metal kind of started with like with uh rage against the
machine right like their sound was just so different to what you were kind of used to in
in the 90s i don't know if i'd consider them nu metal i don't know they were so different though
like because they were very different because nu metal to me always had like kind of almost a bit
of hip-hop to it right like like just like the beats and like the just the the the cadence and
stuff too all right so would you put well what do we call the red hot chili peppers chili peppers
is no but what was the name we came up with them for the other week we called them the the chili
willies or something i can't remember now oh
fuck well either way would you say that they were new i don't know i mean red hot chili peppers i
feel like are man i don't know i don't know how to categorize like i would probably categorize them
sometimes as pop right like because some of their songs but certainly their earlier stuff
their earlier stuff yeah it was very demeaning had it had rapping and stuff like that like that
was not an uncommon thing and you would say Anthony Kiedis's singing was not the classic
rock style it was different I guess so it was weird they're like a they are a rock band they
have to be and I feel like they've experimented
a lot too like i'm not but do you think that they had a big influence on new metal because they were
and still you know for a long time they were massive i guess so and i think they were very
influential yeah i don't know like i don't know i really don't know enough about them as a band
you know like i'm i'm obviously familiar with like some of their bigger, more mainstream songs or whatever.
But like I've never owned a Red Hot Chili Peppers album or listened to a full album or, you know, like I wouldn't say I'm a fan.
Like some of their songs I like.
So what about Porno for Pyros?
Do you remember them?
I remember Porno for Pyros, yeah.
And bands like that.
So when you think about bands like that, I feel like that was a, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, that was a very California thing.
Yeah.
They were always tops off, very tan, lots of tattoos.
Yeah.
You know, they looked like a bunch of surfers.
And they played a sort of, not softer metal, but different from the classic metal that had been around in the sort of 70s and 80s and as the 90s
came out they became different red hot chili peppers porno for pyros like a new wave of metal
you might say man what uh remind me porno for pyros like what was like a big song of theirs
like i can't like i i remember the band but i just can't remember any of their music um what about
um we'll make great pets Do you remember that one?
We'll Make Great Pets, oh maybe.
I don't know.
I have to go back and listen to.
I'll recognize it if I hear it, but it's been a while, like again.
Yeah.
I mean, they weren't like enormous or whatever.
They weren't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but they were pretty big.
I mean, there were a lot of bands around like that California rock sound.
But I think that was what led into Limp Bizkit stuff and insane clown posse that kind of but that was
more of a i could be talking absolute bollocks here but this is how i feel about it when our
music knowledge ends right like oh man for me for me like late 90s is kind of like it drops off
and ever since it's been like yeah there's some stuff now yeah i went to a gig a couple of
weeks ago for a band that's still going and relatively young yeah no i wish i did listen
to more music i think it's like i i think it's not as common but it i mean for sure it happens
you know like i guess the thing is i do listen to a lot of music but i don't know who it's by
music is fucked up now it's on i listen to spotify but i don't listen to a lot of music, but I don't know who it's by. Music is fucked up now. I listen to Spotify, but I don't listen to necessarily specific bands.
You can consume a ton of different music now, like never before, right?
I listen to weird genres, like Nintendo, Edge, Cyberpunk Pop.
I listen to weird fucking mix-up playlists, and I find a song I like, and I play song radio, and the place fucking random shit i think that's the noah band the album is dead the album i'm sorry to say it
but the album is dead yeah like you can be a well-known artist but nobody could name one of
your obviously there's exceptions to this but in the general sense yes i agree but albums used to
be fucking everywhere yeah right obviously smoke and oakum i know
in general people consume artists track by track and you want to have a whole bunch of different
tracks by a whole bunch of different artists rather than waiting for a big new album to drop
and that whole album has taken like three years to put together now it's like album album album
album album tour tour tour tour all at the same time. So I feel like there's a been a big change from the big like
Defining album of a genre and a sort of generation. Yeah, like like sergeant pepper, for example
Yes, although that that's not the only one. I'm obviously just an example nowadays artists
They do bring out new albums, of course
But the idea that people only can see music by listening to an entire album is people don't just buy albums they buy tracks or they just listen on spotify or
it's changed i am interested in the concept of of an album though and and like uh like the flow of
an album and if people do it and they do it well i still think that that's great you know to listen
to an album from start to finish because that's kind of the way they intend you to listen to it.
Right.
But bear in mind, back then, like we're talking tapes, CDs and records.
You put that on and you have to listen to the whole thing or you have to find one track, listen to it, take it off the record player or take the tape out
remember you right put another tape in so really the album experience it was defined by technology
rather than people's taste yeah yeah yeah there's there's i can't think of a time when i have
actually put on music to listen to that music specifically it's always to when i'm doing
something i guess like a podcast.
I'll give you, here's an artist for you. He's very young. He's been around for a few years now,
but he's very young. He's like 27 or something. And he's got, I think he's got two albums.
27. So he's very young.
He's very young. His name is Sam Fender. He's British. He's excellent.
Is he British or is he British?
He is from Newcastle. So he's British he's British. And he's absolutely brilliant. I saw a couple of my
lads put me on to him. He's really, really good. He is like
a British version of Bruce Springsteen. The sound is very
similar. Saxophone, drum, rock. He sings about real things like
you know, his life and things that people are worried about,
and genuinely moving lyrics.
He's brilliant.
He's absolutely brilliant.
So yeah, I think he's the closest thing I've heard to Bruce Springsteen.
Does he have any Adele diss tracks?
Because I would be 100% more interested.
He does not.
I fucking hate Adele.
Everybody put your hands in the air If you fucking hate Adele. Everybody put your hands in the air.
If you fucking hate Adele.
She's so fucking boring.
Who the fuck would even go to an Adele concert?
They'd be fucking bored.
Fuck Adele.
And if Wu-Tang opened for her, I would only go to see them and then leave.
It's like very specific.
Oh, man.
That's catchy.
Dude, I'm definitely
going to check him out now.
I haven't heard that
little demo.
I'm glad you got
permission to play that.
There's a saxophone solo
in there somewhere too, yeah.
Oi, period, mate.
If you want to play
me new Adele's diss track,
you go ahead, mate.
Keep covering
the fucking
Trace House podcast.
I fucking hate Adele. Oh, man. I think we should probably leave it there
thank you everyone
bit of a weird little chat today but
I enjoyed it
we covered a lot of bases, music, Star Trek
politics, art
all the staples of the podcast
it's like a
true icing on the cake
episode.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, love you.
We'll see you next time.
Thank you for watching.
Peace.
Goodbye.
Bye.