Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 1: JD Vance A Snitch
Episode Date: February 23, 2017On our maiden voyage, we deliver an elegy for JD Vance's bestseller 'Hillbilly Elegy' while also paying homage to R+B legends Gerald Levert (RIP), Keith Sweat, and Johnny Gill. *Upon further review, ...Eric Williams, whom we do a bit about on this one, is a respected scholar whose words we clearly took out of context and drew the wrong conclusions about. His radical critique of capitalism and the slave economy was a gap in our knowledge, and we're embarrassed to say we botched that one. But, still, fuck JD.
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My life's goal for 12 years was to be the guy that blows the whistle on swiss beat songs
Hey, you know, you know what I was thinking about you remember on our last show at the digital bedroom
We said if we ever came back to the radio, we'd be like lsg
You remember that? Yeah, my body. Oh, yeah, you remember lsg they were like
That was fucking perfect man when gerald laVert... We don't even have to
edit it in. We got it right here.
If you go to the Wikipedia page on LSG,
the fucking
funniest part of it is like history.
Like how they formed. And it's like
Keith Sweat gave Gerald
LaVert a call and said that
they should record a song with...
What's the other guy's name?
Johnny Gill. Yeah, that's the other guy's name? Something. Gil.
Johnny Gil.
Johnny Gil.
Yeah, that's it.
They just called him up one day.
It was just like, hey, man, we should record a song with Johnny Gil.
And that's how it started.
Johnny Gil, of course, was like the fail son of New Edition.
Right.
Couldn't get Bobby Brown. But we're basically, what I'm saying is we're basically LSG through radio wash-ups on our
way back to the top.
On our way back to the top. We're on our way back to the top. On our way back to the top.
We're on our way back to the top.
We're on our way back to the top.
I'm out. yeah uh-huh shit right out right here
gotta get a good level here trying to get the level i'm just trying to thread the needle here you know so I feel like a lot of
what I've been doing lately like news is so fucking crazy right now that um that like not
only have I blown through all my like data you know limits like I'm like 30 gigs over, I'm paying like $600 a month.
Browsing's got a limp to that.
Not only that, but every website I go to,
it's become a game of trying to smash that motherfucking X button,
stop loading button on the page before the paywall can come come up because i've used up my 10 articles a month yeah on a pc on a computer it does for sure really yeah you can't do
it on this seems like it seems like they could have you can't do it on your cell phone but if
you have bad east kentucky internet it takes forever to load a page and it takes forever to load a page, and it takes forever to load that paywall. And so if you just hit that X button, you can stop it.
Wow.
Unlimited access, baby.
Yeah, that's one of the only good things about having shitty East Kentucky internet.
Oh, wow.
Anyways.
You can also blame it when you don't do the shit you're supposed to do.
Silver lining.
Imagine how awesome that would have been in community college.
Just like, I couldn't get on Blackboard last night.
Yeah.
Probe.
Yeah, my internet, I mean.
Internet's down all over the county, sis.
We gonna do.
Fucking Blackboard.
Oh, I know.
I literally felt my veins, like, pulse when you said those words.
Yeah, yeah.
You had like a PTSD response those words. Yeah, yeah.
You had, like, a PTSD response to it.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like what happened to my body just now.
I don't like it.
I once took a history of classical music class in two days on Blackboard. It was, like, a whole semester's class.
And, like, they didn't have any time limits for the exam.
So, like, I was just like, well, fuck it.
I ain't going to do anything.
I did it all in two days, man.
I knew everything but Chopin.
Chopin.
Frederick fucking Chopin.
Well, speaking of Frederick Chopin and bad internet,
let's talk about Hillbilly Elegy.
It's funny that I went to the library
to check this out actually
because I wasn't going to buy it.
So you have the
one and only copy for the Letcher County Library?
Probably.
I had you get bumped up the queue.
I felt like
that was like a three month waiting
list for that. It was funny.
There was
when I
went to go borrow it, rent it
out. I don't know what the correct terminology would be.
Check it out.
Check it out. There you go. Check it out.
You snowflake.
Yeah.
Fucking frosty over here.
I had a $38 late fee.
Oh, brutal. You have to wait.
Okay, once a year they have those days.
But see, yeah, I like to support my local library.
I just rack up those late fees.
I'm like, I'll gladly pay that.
You paid $38 to the library today?
No, I didn't.
You forgot to take back your Charles Murray.
Yeah, the bell collection.
So, what we're here to do today is to roast this motherfucker.
To burn it to the ground.
I was thinking about that, and I was thinking, like,
how many times do you think he was called Gay D. Vance in high school?
Oh, my God.
There's a really funny story about that in this.
I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay.
I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill.
I broached this issue with Mamaw, confessing that I was gay and I was worried that I would burn in hell.
She said, don't be a fucking idiot.
How would you know that you're gay?
I explained my thought process.
Mamaw chuckled and seemed to consider how she might explain to a boy my age. So, since I rented it out, I couldn't, like, fucking highlight or, like, make notes in the book itself.
So I, like, filled up this entire notebook.
Or like make notes in the book itself.
So I like filled up this entire notebook.
That's something to add.
You know, when my boss whipped this out of his bag yesterday in his office to show me a passage.
Like a goddamn Bible verse.
He had marked it the fuck up.
I mean, what he showed me was all underlined.
He had underlined the whole fucking thing. He had the margins all marked up.
And I was just like, I didn't know until y'all told me that weekend before last or whenever the hell that was
that this was on the bestseller list it was like the best-selling book of 2016 or something i had
no idea so like that's one of the reasons why it's kind of interesting to talk about this especially
like okay especially since trump won the election um and people will talk about this book like
want to understand middle america or like or you know what i mean or they or they say like Okay, especially since Trump won the election. And people will talk about this book like,
want to understand Middle America?
You know what I mean?
Or they say like, want to understand why Trump won?
Well, check out this book.
You know, this is like, yeah, it's always on the top of the list for those kind of things.
And so it's interesting to like examine why the fuck this particular book got so big when it did especially because it is such a
lackluster it's a sort of mediocre book it's just a memoir he's not a terrific writer he's not a
terrific writer he um he yeah there's nothing really compelling in it you know as a memoir i was telling tom like it's so weird that um for
the entirety of this book like not until like page 209 does he say anything about his own like
sexuality like and i'm not saying that's a weird thing in itself but if you're telling your life
story from the time you're a little boy you that's a huge chapter. You cannot miss that chapter.
In my life story, chapters one through seven are going to be about me jacking off.
Exactly.
Meet me once, meet me two.
I was shooting boys for like four years
when I started running them out.
I did not.
I was a good Christian boy.
I didn't jerk off.
I had wet dreams for a year,
and I was just like,
I wish I could go back to that, actually.
That was the shit, man.
The only downside to that
is your chance of getting prostate cancer
rise exponentially.
From what?
Not jacking off.
From getting no release.
You gotta...
Sorry, we're.
That's bound to be a cause of heart attack.
Oh, God.
Has to be.
Yeah, it happens.
People have heart attacks when they're jacking off.
Nothing has to be well written anymore.
Right, nothing. At this point, 50 Shades of Awful.
I mean, that's written terribly.
And my mom, that's the only book she's read cover to cover
in her entire fucking life.
No, you're
absolutely right.
You mean Sheila wasn't into Harlequin romance novels?
No, I've tried
to redirect her since
she's read this whole series.
And she tried to make me read it after she read it.
And I couldn't get past the first chapter. I was just like,
Mom, this is garbage.
I cannot hang with this.
You couldn't even get sexy with it.
No.
Even the smut of which I am, I hold in high regard many a smut, much a smut.
Much a smut.
Much a smut.
My mom loves that shit.
It's complete garbage.
You know the romance capital of Letcher County?
The Jenkins Library.
There's an entire corner.
The section.
There's an entire section of romance novels at the Jenkins Library.
And it's in the back darkest secret, most secret corner of the library.
This ain't by accident.
This is fucking by design.
Is there a black curtain you gotta go back to there?
By design.
You go back to the darkest corner of the, and there's a little table back there with chairs
That's my third office
I have many offices
Across this county
My mom used to get on to me
About listening to rap music
And I would shoot back with
Well you read those Harlequin romance novels
And she said these are good books
These are good books
And by God I caught her at work
When they picked one of them up and
read a passage it made me blush um okay this is something that i thought was a very interesting
part of this book where like like he's going into his like experience with like christianity
i just gotta read this for you because earlier we were talking about how the mamaw in this book
cusses every fucking time she speaks and people find it hilarious do you want to suck dicks that is
the passage of the whole fucking book that my boss asked me to read to myself like a bible verse
and i just looked at him confused like okay his mamaw cusses i don't get it and he was like isn't
that funny they're setting the bar for humor really low.
I think this is what's central to these people's worldview.
I watched my mamaw try to shoot a man one time,
but there was no bullets in the gun, fortunately, for everyone.
That's funny.
Well, there are stories like that.
So there are stories like that in here.
Well, this is the interesting part about this book.
here and this is and so well this is an interesting part about this book like the guy okay so jd vance clearly um like had a pretty rough childhood you know if everything he says in the book is true
and i'm just going to take it take him can't dispute i'm not going to i'm not going to
question it where did he grow up he grew up in milltown ohio um so okay so his great grandparents
lived in breathitt County yeah well
and so you know this book has that
of course right this book
has the requisite like Route 23
like I don't know
but
but so he
his great grandmother
grew up in Breathitt County and his grandmother
left him and his grandmother's grandfather left the
breath at County like after World War two moved to Middletown Ohio and got a job at a steel mill
and his mom was a really bad drug addict he sounds like his parents home was very like sort of like
violent he attributes that to like East Kentucky cultureucky culture you know what i mean like like inherent inherent right hillbilly culture like that's the thing he he sort of like
he he tries to to basically say that that's like hillbilly code you know what i mean like
the reason they still act like that in middlestown middlesborough whatever ohio it just follows that
right right there's no like um of course there's a lot of talk. Right, right. There's no, like, of course,
there's a lot of talk of poverty in here,
but there's no, like, real link between, like,
poverty and behavior.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
His entire thesis is that, like,
white working class culture is in decay,
and it's not really the corporation's fault,
although they share some of the blame.
It's really more of a result of this sort of moral decay
in sort of white middle America.
Right, right.
This sounds like the Harry Cottle angle to me.
Exactly.
It's definitely in the Harry Cottle playbook.
But where it gets, I think, particularly sinister, though,
is that there's a lot of talk right now
about the white working class
you know what I mean
and after the election
there's this mythical voting block
that is homogenous
you know what I mean
that is just like
that they vote all the same
and they face all the same hardships
you know i
mean and jd vent is totally like um in this crowd of people that pander to the sort of like white
working class the wwc and um it's interesting because like he had uh set in on this panel
at the American Enterprise Institute
with Charles Murray, and holy shit, I tried to watch it.
I saw one of the YouTube videos.
Charles Murray's like, I consider myself a hillbilly too.
Did you see that?
Yeah, because he lives in this small working class town in Maryland or something.
Everybody wants to be a hillbilly.
Nobody wants to drink the water.
Exactly.
Well, Charles Murray, if you'll recall,
wrote a book in the mid-90s
called The Bell Curve
in which he proposed
he just was asking the question
are black people
as intelligent as white people?
He was just asking the question.
For a friend.
He was just asking the question. That's friend. He was just asking the question.
That's so innocent.
What an innocent question to ask.
I really and truly think that when you look at it from that angle,
that that's what these people believe,
I honestly, and I told you,
I was coming with the hot takes here,
but there's not that big of a fucking gap between these people who just want
to,
Hey,
we're just investigating whether black people are as intelligent as white
people.
And like Nazis who want to march in Pikeville,
like that's there just to ask the question,
whether black people are as intelligent as white people is literally to
dehumanize them in the exact same way that the Nazis want to.
Right.
And so I don't know, I just...
That tank ain't too hot.
Right?
I thought you were coming with the poppers.
It ain't the popper that's what you brought us.
I guess...
Well, I just...
It's a pretty lukewarm tank.
It's hard because it is a very nuanced thing,
but you don't want the sort of...
You don't want the tank to be,
J.D. Vance is a Nazi, because then people won't listen to you right yeah that's yeah but like the the the really
sinister thing here is what people like jd vance and charles murley has always done is they've
always just sort of couched their racism in this just like well we're just asking questions we're
just we just want to get to the science you know we want to
understand why why um there's a wage gap between white people and black people we want to understand
why a lot of black communities remain in poverty and all this you know what i'm saying because they
can't question the sort of larger i think that's what the conservative intelligentsia does is they
they sort of um present present like what you said.
They put the question
out there as sort of like fodder for some
sort of academic discourse and in the minds of people
like these Nazis
it legitimizes it.
Kind of in the same way that
if somebody that we respected the scholarship
of were to say something
we would put some credence into it.
But I think this is,
I think this is what
conservatism's always been.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You've seen this thing
where Ezra Klein
had this tweet
and it's like,
I've been to CPAC
a few times
and I respect
conservatism
as like an intellectual
tradition,
which Ezra Klein's
a fucking mutt.
An intellectual
tradition.
Tradition, right.
And it's like, it's been the same fucking playbook for decades and. Tradition, right. And it's like it's been the same fucking
playbook for
decades and decades and decades, right?
And so, you know,
I'm reminded of that
Tom
Skaka piece, Donald
Trump's a Republican. Yeah, he's always
been. Right. Right.
And so these people have always been, like,
like, I don't know what i'm trying
to say no i know what you're trying to say we treat this as if as if it's a new phenomenon
right but like but we also treat it as like a legitimate alternate viewpoint it should be
squashed out exactly we also treat it as is this as if it's you're exactly right as if it's this
intellectual tradition yeah baby like well are you like a you know a madisonian conservative or
are you more of a you know because of course none of the questions are shit like why are black
school-aged girls suspended five to one to their white peers that's not the like they actually
don't give a fuck they don't give a fuck why people's quality of life is the way it is. That's actually not what they care about.
It is the neoliberal argument.
It is individual failure.
It's like if you can't – and here's the maddening thing about this book is that J.D. Vance acknowledges that. blame individuals for or or that that that is the sort of like impossibility of being a hillbilly
that you like can't just blame yourself because like there's so much conditioning and messaging
in society telling you that you're not allowed in certain spaces but at the same time his he does
this really like i said before he does this this really shady sort of but very clever intellectual thing where he's essentially like by not taking a hard stance on any of that, he can just sort of let it be whatever you – I'm just asking these questions.
I'm just saying like maybe white people are experiencing – like maybe it is their fault but maybe maybe it's maybe we hold them to
strong standards maybe why he did this as memoir instead of like a social science right but he's
got his hand on the scales of one side of what he's asking right and that's why it's particularly
like i think that's why this is so popular among not just conservatives but a lot of liberals right
too because like they which is how I would classify my boss.
Right, liberal.
Head to toe.
Wall to wall.
And a lot of liberals...
I mean, a book doesn't get to be the number one on the New York Times bestseller or whatever
if just conservatives read it.
If conservatives are buying it.
Right, right, right.
Because there just aren't that many.
It's like...
I should know this, but what did this fucking guy do before he wrote this stupid book?
He works for a venture capital group
ran by Peter Till in California.
Look at the acknowledgements on the back.
It's like a veritable who's who's list
of fucking terrible...
A writer from the National Review.
My funniest part about reading this
is that, as I said,
there are some really sort
of harrowing stories in here some really crazy stuff um there's also just some absolutely absurd
shit like he says that he became an amateur sociologist by like working in a supermarket
and watching how people watching how people interact with one another because he's probably a sociopath and like can't like understand human
but so but because it is so vanilla like i came all i came away thinking at the end was like
um like really its only utility is to imagine uh someone like peter till reading this and
like because peter till is an actual psychopath like he's got to be a psychopath like
how could someone like peter still read this and just be like you're right jd there's many problems
with middle america i'll talk to my buddy donald trump like he's such a wooden you know what i mean
peter till is what does he say what does what What does Peter Till say on the back of the thing?
He said, elites tend to see our...
I want to read it like Peter Till because he's a fucking weirdo.
Elites tend to see our social crisis in terms of stagnation or inequality.
J.D. Vance writes powerfully about the real people
who are kept out of sight by academic abstractions.
Oh, fuck off.
That was the worst Peter Thiel impression.
I think, is Amy Chua, doesn't she give the tiger mom give a blurb there?
The tiger mom gives a blurb.
Who, mind you, is a person that literally wrote a book about superior cultures.
Yeah.
Like, remember she was like, Cubans are like the most superior in the Latin world
and Vietnamese and Chinese in the Asian world.
And that's the thing.
So like he's got that endorsing him.
Peter Thiel, who, you know,
I don't even want to get into how fucking insane
and sensitive he is.
A man who literally drinks the blood of children.
Yeah.
And then Charles Murray,
which is, it's really concerning then that so many liberals, that this was able to get past that sort of screen they have.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm sure a lot of liberals out there have this sort of like filters where they try to determine whether something is conservative or liberal or whatever. And this just like is so centrist,
but panders to some of the most reactionary and like sort of violent beliefs and ideologies in American culture.
Oh, yeah.
That it's very disturbing that it is so popular
and that it has become a sort of like blueprint or map or something
with which to understand the Trump phenomenon.
I think, yeah, I think you're right.
And I think also that it's a little easier and a little accessible for liberals
when you're talking about poor whites, for them to like, you know,
because we talk about these are the people that put Trump in office and all this,
but we knew how a lot of people in rural
America were going to vote well before
they even voted the way they did.
And so,
like, gosh damn.
You guys looking at me.
Sorry, no.
No.
We'll do a lot of editing on Saturday.
We're just really dialed in, man.
No, I'm sorry.
I was just thinking, I was surprised.
But there's this sort of,
I hate to use words like liberal elitism
for fear of sounding like fucking Donald Trump,
but that would never fly if
somebody were writing about poor POCs,
you know what I'm saying?
Or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think for upper-crust white liberals,
it's okay to like...
I see exactly what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
Basically, Charles Murray's whole argument
was that black people remain
a quote-unquote oppressed minority in this country
because of some deficient...
They are behaviorally and cognitively
and genetically deficient.
And what J.D. Vance is essentially doing is he's kind of taking Charles Murray's argument
and he's transferring it to the white working class.
Right.
And it's kind of the-
The white working class.
The white, exactly.
Again, this sort of like monolithic, mythological voting bloc.
And I'm not saying that because you know that
isn't exactly what he's saying and I'm being hyperbolic just for the sake of being argumentative
but he at the same time is he just sort of like floats that out in front of you just to say like
he's just like why couldn't my mom stay off of drugs you know what I'm saying like why why was
my family so violent towards one another like why were we so self-loathing and all drugs you know what I'm saying like why why was my family so violent towards one
another like why were we so self-loathing and all this you know what I'm saying like
the the answer to those questions was never capital it's never capitalism right you know
and I'm and I and I hate to use capitalism as a sort of like monolithic like whatever but it is
you know it does it is interwoven in every single part of our lives.
It's seeping through the pores of our bedrooms.
It's up in our panties.
It is, it is.
Maybe that's why J.D. Vance didn't write
a single fucking thing about sexuality
or anything like that until-
Which brings me to my next question.
I didn't think his book would sell that way.
J.D. Vance never been fucked, has he?
Well, so, like, I kind of-
He adopted his children. Well, okay, like, I kind of... He adopted his children.
Well, okay, okay.
Here's another...
I hate that I'm, like, blowing out the hot takes here.
I think that...
Your sexual pathologies are very central
to your political ideologies.
And I think that a lot of people don't want to acknowledge
that. They don't want to reckon with that.
I mean, it makes sense. Most anarchists I
meet are polyamorous and all this shit.
It's like, there's a lot of... Right.
And what are the Nazis like?
They're incels. Or volcells.
You know what I mean? I don't know what that means.
Like, they're involuntarily celibate.
Or they're just celibate voluntarily. Really?
Are they? Nazis don't get fucked. Otherwise they wouldn't be
Nazis.
How do they plan to
expand their ideology?
I don't get it.
They're not even going to fuck.
Lebensraum. Living space.
Yeah, don't you have to create more little Nazis?
I guess
in that same vein you don't need any advanced
degrees to look at me
and realize I used to finger girls
named Crystal in White Spur Swimming Pool
and on the back of the church van
I also think
the timing of the release of this
is sort of curious
because it came right on the heels
of Kevin Williamson
is that right? Kevin Williamson's
Big White Ghetto piece in the National Review.
The guy who gave a blurb for this obviously had to sign off on to print, right?
Right, right.
I feel like the whole J.D. Vance project was maybe to smooth things over with the white working class on the heels of that.
Hold on a second, Kevin.
Let me give you some
reasons why that is but you know it's also like sort of intertwined with well your life shitty
because you're naturally deficient corporate taxes are just too low you know that kind of stuff
and so i don't know you know if that's you know the case. But I think the timing of it is, again, pretty...
It definitely, the timing of it,
people wanted to have this conversation.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, otherwise, that Kevin Williamson or whatever piece
wouldn't have appeared.
People have wanted to have this conversation
ever since Donald Trump entered the race
and started becoming so popular like he did.
And the Kevin Williamson thing wasn't the first.
It was just kind of the most vile of all of them.
Right.
I think it goes in cycles.
It wasn't the first, but it was definitely the first in a while of conservative critiques
of working class sort of Rust Belt communities.
You know what I'm saying?
It was like, the conservatives don't really parachute in very very often into east kentucky and shit like that's like liberals that's their
shit yeah oh yeah and it goes back to what you were saying earlier about how um these like
academic white liberals feel some type of they it's like they, they feel some sort of legitimacy to come in and help poor white people or like blend themselves in.
I have a whole theory about this being the whole beginning of mountain justice and this whole fucking wave of strip mining, you know, parachute.
Yeah, that was kind of like the entry point.
Parachute style MTR and mountaintop removal activism.
It's like, oh, oh, oh.
We have this, what's the word?
It's not legitimacy.
It's like, I don't know.
Well, it's like a higher knowledge.
I don't know.
It's like you're tapped in.
They're more enlightened.
I don't know.
I see what you're saying. I absolutely see what you're saying in they're more enlightened I don't know I see what you're
saying I absolutely see what you're saying it makes more sense from the liberal psychology
because um the conservatives all they're really concerned about is pulling yourself out by your
bootstraps stacking that paper and stack and you're pulling your bootstrap exactly and stacking your
paper but liberals like I think a key component of the liberal psychology is never permanently fixing any problem because you can stay in the job.
You can stay in power so that the liberal psychology remains dominant.
Like, yeah. And like saying that they love white working class people or that they like have all this understanding of white working class people is really them uh
working around having to say that they're scared of black people right fucking terrified of black
and brown people exactly and it's yeah and that's why we've gotta fucking that's why we gotta beat
the liberals just like we've got to beat the conservatives that are they're not our friends
i wish i wish you know that passage you read where he was
like i was afraid i was gay one time i wish there was another one that he was like i was afraid i
was a welfare queen one time because after t-ball practice i let my coach buy me a frosty and i
never gave him the dollar 72 back so i went to mamaw and asked her about that and she's like, you don't never take nothing
from nobody, you know.
You earn it yourself.
Oh shit.
That is like, that
we need to talk about that for a minute because
I don't think this is like a hillbilly thing.
I think this is like an Ohio person
thing. Like J.D. Vance is really
not the archetypal
hillbilly. He's really the archetypal fucking like
bread dough ass fucking white ohio guy like i'm saying like if he didn't go to y'all school he
would have been wearing fucking jean shorts and an ohio state coach's polo yeah not a doubt about
it and he would have been like in middle management at like meyer grocery stores like corporate office
you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah well and here's okay so here's another interesting thing is that like
throughout the entire first half of the book um well throughout the entire book he's saying that
he grew up poor but there is also another passage in here where he's talking about how his mother
uh his mother was a nurse and his stepdad had a pretty good uh salesman job or something like
that he was making over 100100,000. His family
as a whole, their net income was over
$100,000 when he was a kid.
30 years ago? How old's this
motherfucker? Well, he's our
age. He's like 34, 33, 34.
20 years ago.
15 years ago. Point being is that
he didn't grow up poor in the sense
that a lot
of people in this country grew up poor.
He grew up under people who grew up poor, which is what happened to me.
My parents grew up very poor, you know what I mean?
But I didn't grow up poor.
I grew up working class.
And I think that, again, here's another example,
which he blurs the lines between what it means to grow up poor and what it means to grow up working class.
He sets a definition, doesn't he?
Yeah, that's kind of like, yeah, like in monetary terms.
And he considers that growing up poor.
Right.
Right?
Right.
Yeah.
Wow.
But again, he gets into when I was working as a store clerk, becoming an amateur sociologist,
people would come in all the time,
like, gaming the welfare system, you know what I mean?
Gaming the welfare system.
Gaming the welfare system.
That just pisses off old JD more than anything.
It's like watching poor people.
Poor people try to find an angle,
just like those fucking bloodsuckers he works for try to find an angle you know what their angle is though they fucking try to fucking
i'm so mad at jd which is a funny i can't help every time we say jd that this whole his writing
persona oh yeah you think he even grew up being called JD? Is that in the book?
They refer to him as JD?
What if it was like James or some dumb shit?
I think that is his name or something.
I'm sure.
Jimmy?
Jim?
Jimmy Dan.
Jim Advance.
So there was this like one sentence that I wrote down.
One way our upper class can promote upward mobility, then,
is not only by pushing wide public policies,
but by opening their hearts and minds
to the newcomers who don't quite belong.
And, like, basically what he's saying
is that, like, he felt a little bit of discrimination
when he went to Yale because he was out of his element.
And basically what he's saying that like public,
you know, it is a very sort of liberal centrist like ideology.
It's like public policies, you know,
we could talk about this all day,
but really what needs to be happening
is rich people need to be a little bit nicer
to the working class people who are on their way up,
which as we know,
there are fewer and fewer of them in this
country right now.
We want a hand up, not a hand down.
And then the working class need to
cultivate personal
responsibility to do the upper class
a solid so that their tax dollars
don't have to pay for their food.
Right.
Yeah, no, I mean, that is
the sort of, I don't know, I feel like that
is just what sums him up to a T. You know what I mean like that is the sort of like I don't know I feel like that is just like
what sums him up to a tee you know what I mean like he can't ever take a hard line or anything
but I just want to like point out like the absolute like I just think that it's so
despicable that like he like writes this very sort of like vanilla like sort of mass marketed memoir and
he'll just occasionally cater to charles murray who is this fucking heinous like just i don't know
he is a ghoul you know what i mean like he is just you get on the back of this book he's called an
utterly original new writer. Yeah.
I mean, I think it's a very necessary thing to talk about why this book is so popular right now.
And I don't know.
Maybe we got at it.
Maybe we didn't.
I'm not sure.
I don't know. Here's my question.
Do you think that...
What's the head Nazi motherfucker name?
What's his name? Like Matthew...ew who see bannon spencer no we just threw out steve bannon you gotta be more specific we don't need to name
nazis adolf hitler well the thing the thing is used to used to you can narrow it down to like
hitler and like joseph mingala now there's like a laundry list these nazi number seven this
motherfucker don't get a name nazi number seven who's leading the traditionalist worker party
who's planning all this shit he's got the southern poverty law center right up his ass
with a live blog about whatever fucking move he makes do you think he has read hillbilly elegy
you think that's why his ass is down here pretending to knock on doors
well in fucking cold run like yeah that bullshit no that is a great question because like i truly
and i truly think that to some extent probably yeah if he hasn't read it he's at least so one
of the reasons i think this book became so popular as it is now is because another one of his central theses is that we are a culture in
crisis and that and that would particularly what you know he talks about uh it's a crisis of
masculinity that's coming from a guy that definitely enlisted in the u.s marine corps
to assuage that fucking and doesn't talk about his sexuality in any way for 200 fucking pages. Which is like, again, very central to your political ideology.
Anyways, go on.
No, no, you hit it when I was getting that.
I think, JD, if you're out there,
you need to come in and talk about your fuck game a little bit.
Yeah, I know.
It's weird that I'm so obsessed with that.
I would love to interview you on Feminist Friday.
I just want to know, is that they're getting late, bro?
I'm sorry.
It makes it sound like I'm really overly fascinated with, you know, concerned with his sex life.
I am.
But you're exactly right for that reason.
Like, it is a crisis of masculinity as well.
Like, it is a crisis of masculinity as well.
And, again, he'll diagnose this,
but he'll get to know underlying sort of pathologies.
You know what I'm saying?
And I don't even think that should be limited to fucking the hillbillies.
I think, like, there's a crisis of masculinity
all over this country.
In America.
Right, yeah.
It's like, it's no accident that, like, fucking,
you tune into NFL football
and they're trying to sell you fucking dick pills
on a Ford truck, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's fucking, it's insane,
and it's very dark in a lot of ways.
I mean, I've noticed something,
which is pretty common among most people,
is that a lot of people have a really hard time being vulnerable, showing weakness.
And I think that a lot of people can't admit to vulnerability and can't do the kind of
self-examination that usually results in weakness.
You know what I'm saying?
To self-examine yourself is to be vulnerable.
So I want you to keep that in mind.
Put a tab in that for a second.
Just put a fucking little bookmark of that.
Just pin it.
Pin it.
So then what you have is you have a bunch of people in this country who have,
and again, this is just what I've experienced
and what I've noticed reading in this book,
which again, one of the reasons why I actually kind of enjoyed reading this
was because I shared a lot of experiences with it.
But a lot of people, like, they...
Are we preparing ourselves for a poppin' hot take?
Yeah, I'm getting it out.
Let me buckle up.
I'm getting it out of the oven.
I'm putting my oven mitt gloves on.
He can't get his seasoning just right on it.
Or he's going to serve it to us.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to.
I'm trying to.
Chili powder out.
I'm trying a few different things.
I'm trying a few different things.
So, like, a lot of people in this country have been raised with this very moral value system.
That says, like, follow all the rules.
You can't mess up.
If you mess up, there will be consequences.
There are consequences for breaking the rules, Terrence. You if you mess up there will be consequences there are consequences for
breaking the rules terrence you cannot break them like you the end damn i didn't know this is what
we're signing up for well and a lot of this is what a lot of like working class families in america
are like that is their sort of like moral framework so you have those people and then
though on the other hand they see all this shit happening around them
where people aren't ever held accountable like no one was ever held accountable for the for the
iraq war nobody was ever held accountable for the 2008 financial crisis nobody's ever held
accountable for like environmental destruction all this shit that they see happening yet at&t
is right up my ass about a bill i paid i paid that we've all got this we've
all me again bitch call me again so i think that okay for you as a human being in this country
to see those two realities to see the the the reality that you've tried to implement in your
home follow the rules there are consequences people must be held accountable to seeing on a mass scale that society doesn't reflect those
visions or morals or anything at all like no one is held accountable every within that is this sort
of like within that cognitive gap is is a huge weakness and these people hate feeling weak they
hate feeling vulnerable and so what you what do you do
you have to patch it over with something fucking insane donald trump is literally the embodiment
of that like again it is this fear of weakness and the fear of weakness is part of the crisis
of masculinity anyways the nazi guy though is aware that like people like jd vance are also saying like we are in a moment of crisis
and and what they're signaling in that is that like yeah like we're at a crossroads of several
different crises like a crisis of capitalism and a cap in a crisis of like masculinity or
patriarchy whatever and that like people are confused and open to just about anything right now people are sponges
and honestly talking about the white working class monolith like it's this voting bloc like
it's even a thing it it reinforces capitalism it absolutely like gives it a leg to stand on
to talk about how white working class is so different than black working. Like there is just a working fucking class of people who are splitting a dollar.
All of it.
All of it.
And disproportionately people of color.
Yes, for sure.
And to slatter this out like it's a fucking subway buffet is literally just to prop this shit up.
Exactly.
For so much fucking longer.
It keeps people from dealing with each other.
It is the crisis of masculinity.
Almost sounds like you're advocating for a class-based analysis, Tanya.
Again, that's another thing that is like oh my god yeah it's uh we live in the worst
possible we will live in the worst possible moment of discourse like that is just such a
fucking bullshit distinction like class-based analysis versus race-based analysis you know
what i mean like it's it's garbage it's all it's it's garbage right we've always known that but
god damn it the liberal media is really obsessed with it.
It's just not what we teach each other.
We aren't taught the accurate history of mining wars here.
We aren't taught an accurate history of slavery.
There's just so much left out of what we learn in schools.
We do not learn more than we do learn about our goddamn histories um it's unnerving yeah
no uh yeah you're absolutely right and people like the traditionalist worker party guy
they see that that is um that that in this sort of like moment of crisis, so to speak,
that that is a wedge with which to divide a certain,
you know what I mean?
As you said, carve it up like it's a subway buffet and makes it easier for them to organize
because fear is a hell of a drug.
You know what I mean?
It's if you can, I don't know,
say that like your interests are in
conflict with these other people's interests um and that it's this sort of like games competition
to make sure that you know you get more out of life than they do yeah it's it's interesting you
know if you've ever talked to people in my experience just at the local level in city
government if you talk about giving people making
minimum wage or like eight bucks an hour something like that low low wage work a raise 12 13 14 15
dollars an hour the people that this does not affect in any way shape or form that are making
18 19 20 dollars an hour lose their fucking mind yep and it's and i've never understood that for the life of me i have a question which is
dragging us backwards no it's okay this isn't elevating this conversation no it's not it's not
a linear is is there is there a nazi uh sect or whatever the hell in germany still is there like is that a thing in germany
are they are they planning fucking nazi conferences in rural germany right now
i want to know this because here's the reason i ask is because one of our friends just went
to germany for this like weird political tour to like meet with these fucking whoever the fuck's
the who's who of some green party over there yeah some shicks they've got a ton of fucking parties over there yeah um
and uh parties yeah all the parties yeah parties crafts work and and the and they're basically like
oh yeah the uh curriculum in our schools around around the Nazis is like probably the most comprehensive curriculum we have to be sure that that shit doesn't happen again.
Right.
Like we talk about every fucking thing that fucking happened and kids know what the fuck happened.
Right.
They're in this history of their lives, of their schools.
No one is getting the fucked up history of how we've colonized the whole fucking planet, how we were built by on the backs of black women, mostly black people.
We don't get any of that.
And that has to be inherent to why we're having a fucking Nazi conference in our goddamn state park.
Yeah.
In a fucking state park that I am paying for.
I mean, I'm getting a tax return, so technically I'm not paying for it.
But somebody is fucking
paying for that fucking park oh shit no you're right i mean like as a like as a society we have
never comprehensively rejected um uh our sort of nazism like confederacy conservatism you know
what i mean that's never been that's never been a rejected ideology in this country.
It's been presented as a valid counterpoint.
I saw this thing today that
some... An intellectual tradition.
Yeah. Some legislator
in Texas has introduced
this bill to talk about
slavery in public schools as
an aside to the Civil War.
It's just kind of this
other detail that doesn't need, you know.
My boyfriend is in school.
He probably can't wait for telling this, but he is in an African slave trade class at UVA Wise.
And he is sitting on my couch this weekend reading this little fucking book of essays
and he's having to write a paper on every essay.
Yeah.
and he's having to write a paper on every essay.
And I just glance over into this book and it says,
civil or slavery, it says economics, not racism,
basis of slavery, of slave trade.
And I said, what the fuck are you reading?
I said, what the fuck are you reading?
He was like, oh, it's just a essay I have to write for my class.
And I was like, that is the biggest hot wad of garbage I've ever heard.
Google that fucker's name right now.
Google that fucker's name. Do you remember his name?
Eric Williams.
Eric Williams.
Eric fucking Williams.
I said, that's bound to be a white motherfucker.
Eric.
Why the fuck are you reading an essay?
We're coming after your ass, dog.
And he Googled Eric Williams, and the first guy that popped up was Black.
And so I was like, well, fuck.
And he was like, no, this isn't him.
Not the point guard for the 97 Wake Forest Demon Deacons.
Not that Eric Williams.
That's who it was.
So he couldn't figure out who the Eric Williams was because UVA Wise in this African, I mean,
I'm impressed they're having an African slave trade class, honestly.
But in this fucking UVA Wise class, they've got him reading essays by probably white dudes.
We never could find, he's so, we couldn't even find a picture of this piece of shit
because he's so, he's literally. He's so un-Google-able. He's so white. He's so, we couldn't even find a picture of this piece of shit because he's so,
he's literally,
he's so white.
He's ungoogleable.
You can google my ass.
He's so white,
he's transparent.
He's invisible.
He's invisible.
He's a fucking ghost.
I said,
your whole essay
needs to be about
what a hot water garbage
this is.
Yeah.
And how you want
your money back.
Oh yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I couldn't believe it
and he was just, you know, he's just like fucking academics mode.
So he's trying to get his fucking paper.
He don't give a damn.
He's just, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, it's true.
I think that that has, I think that obviously if we actually taught our children in this country American history,
we would not be at the crisis we're at.
I don't know. Maybe capitalism would still be at the crisis we're at um i don't know maybe capitalism would all would still be at the crisis we're at but it just seems like donald trump is the sort
of representation of like 80 different crises like converging in one fucking place i'm i'm not sure
jd has precious little to say about the legacy of the company town
and corporate colonialism
and all this kind of stuff
how do you write a book called Hillbilly Fucking Elegy
without touching that
I'll tell you why, because you live in Ohio
you live on the periphery
right, yeah
there's a lot of disgusting shit in here
that is really annoying
for example
I'm not going to be able to find it but
there is this one sort of um anecdote he gives about his like uncle getting into a fucking
chainsaw fight or some bullshit with another guy and another guy didn't rat him out because
that's the code he'll build code that's what he said he'll build a code this is just like
the cops don't protect people we all Like for the history of time
Still here we are today
The cops don't protect people
Why would we be calling them?
Why would we?
What?
Right
It's just like
Yeah exactly
It's called growing up
In an oppressed community
Where the cops
Fucking lock you up
They don't escort you home
Right right
But to J.D. Vance's dumbass
Like doughy ass
Who grew up in Ohio
That's he'llilly code, baby.
That's the code, man.
It's like the Sopranos.
They fetishize that, man.
Listen, listen.
That's what they do, dude.
These people who are not hillbillies, but they're like,
J.D.'s not even like, he's like the grandson of diasporans,
like the Route 23 people.
Right.
It's not even like, his parents aren't even from there.
And, you know,
he may have been born in Jackson,
whatever,
you know what I'm saying?
But.
And I feel like,
this is arguably why this motherfucker
remembers all this
wild ass shit.
Right?
He's not writing the boring shit
that happens every day around.
He wasn't writing
the boring ass shit
that his parents
were doing for him
or that his grandma
was doing for him
because he didn't see
any of that.
He didn't see any of the normal ass grocery shopping exactly shit that people are doing
right because the crazy shit is trauma it's traumatic and you remember it that's all he's
soaking up because his little doe ass is coming down from ohio right and he can't wait to scurry
back right have some kind of fantastical story to tell. Yeah, yeah, and tell, I mean, when I was going to school,
I was making up tales about how big the snake was
in the yard I saw.
I wasn't talking about how my aunt whipped my stepmom's ass.
I was making up similar tales.
Exactly, exactly.
Well, and that, to me, gets at the sort of fungibility
of the word hillbilly
it's just like I can read a book
like this and I didn't grow up in East Kentucky
but I can identify with a lot of the things
in it but like
it would be a totally different
step if I then
wrote a fucking memoir
about what it means to be
a hillbilly because I've lived in
you know what I mean like
I don't know it i mean like i don't
know it's just like here's my question to jd did his okay his mamaw raised him yeah who who are i
haven't read this fucking book i got better shit to do i sadly don't who in this book that he is
accountable to is still alive did he get a fucking fucking phone call? If I wrote this shit,
if I wrote and
published this shit about
the worst parts of my
family, do you know
I would be buried alive?
That's some snitch shit.
He's a dry snitch.
He's a dry snitch.
My mom called me and he
unwittingly broke the code he's like propagating.
What a dumbass.
You're right.
You're so fucking right.
I once called my family poor in like a thing that I had to do or like first generation
college student shit.
And my mom was there.
And afterwards, she fucking cussed me out for calling us poor in front of all these
people.
And I was like, we grew up in a trailer.
We were.
Yeah.
The fucking first car I drove was repossessed.
And she was just like, we had more than most people.
Like he lost her mind.
Yeah.
No.
Like he really rips into his mom here, which is like, which is fucked up.
And like, you know, she's a heroin addict by the end of the book.
And he's basically like aired all of her dirty laundry and this motherfucker that got like millions and
millions where is she where is she i want to go visit her and fucking buy her a cup of whiskey
or something some crazy some crazy shit i was like i want to buy her ass a drink. Like, she did not. Moms don't deserve this shit.
They don't.
And J.D. Vance needs his ass kicked.
Literally, one time my mom woke up and looked across the street and the word snitch was
right across the tailgate of a truck.
And she called me worried as shit.
Like, they're going to shoot out the neighborhood.
I was like, mom, if they were going to shoot out the neighborhood, it would have been shot
up.
That was a warning sign.
Somebody needs to give J.D. Vance.
This is your warning sign, J.D. Vance a warning sign.
This is your warning sign, J.D.
This is your fucking warning sign, son.
This is your fucking warning sign.
They find people like you in holes in the real mountains, pal.
Yeah, yeah.
Bullhole.
Bullhole, yeah.
Hell yeah, baby.
Come back from there.
Bullhole gang, that's what we are.
If you don't know what the bullhole is is then you ain't really you know god i'm so glad you didn't read it because if you would have read it i mean it just seems like we
were really like setting it up for that you know we really teed it up for you to come to that
epiphany that this motherfucker is a sn. You're talking about getting his ass kicked.
This is just like, everything about this guy is infuriating.
There's a wasp.
Holy shit.
Get off.
I'm allergic.
I'm allergic.
I don't have my epithelium.
Oh, God.
Live radio.
Oh, shit.
Dude, that wasp was big as shit.
It didn't bite you, did it?
Dude, wasps love Tom.
They fucking love him.
And Tom's a fucking hippocampus. I saw Tom walk outside on you, did it? Dude, wasps love Tom. They fucking love him. And Tom's a fucking
hippocampus.
I saw Tom walk outside
on a porch one time
and like seven wasps
descended on his ass.
He was insane.
That's the sugar in your blood.
They just lay off the palm.
The wasps love Tom, man.
Are y'all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
So anyway,
what I was saying about...
So... So I guess if somebody's
gonna whip JD's ass in this crew, it's not gonna
be me. It's gonna be a wasp. It's gonna be a wasp.
I got my epipen.
But the guy's so
infuriating because, like,
he, like, insulates his
shitty views in memoir that you can't
challenge, right? Right. And also,
like, on down that line, like,
I want to, like, beat his ass if he see me,
but he would so roll me because he's, like, a Marine.
You know what I mean?
Oh, but, dude, he didn't see fucking combat.
He's a valor stealer.
He steals valor.
Dude, I'm coming for some of that valor.
No, he really didn't see combat.
He was, like, a journalist like a journalist for the Marines.
He went around to their fucking bases in Iraq
and probably, I don't know.
Wrote in his journal about what his platoon mates
looked like when they were underway.
Yeah, he was in the Marines,
but he didn't fucking see combat.
But isn't the Marine Corps the hardest?
Yeah, the training sounds hard.
How does he talk about it in the book?
Yeah, he talks about it in the book?
He talks about it in the book. It's another boring I skipped over a lot of passages and I definitely
skipped over the Marines passage
He didn't talk about getting fucked in the Marine training
You know his ass got fucked in training
for Marines. Shit maybe I need to go back and read it
Maybe he did mention his sexuality
before page 200. It was in the Marines
with uh
Billy Badass
And his bunk bed I won't say his real name so
i'll just call him billy badass oh shit um god um yeah i don't know so yeah takeaways
um really toxic fucking mixture of liberalism and conservatism.
J.D. Vance is a fucking snitch.
J.D. Vance is a snitch getting snitched.
J.D. Vance is a fucking snitch.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
And a Nazi.
And a low-key Nazi.
Low-key Nazi.
He's low-key Nazi.
He's a Nazi-key Nazi. Low-key Nazis.
He's a Nazi enabler.
He's enabling guys like that big-head Weinbach motherfucker.
Like who?
That Weinbach guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the guy we were talking about.
I know this type of dude.
This is the type of dude.
Like this big-head motherfucker with a dicky dude that nobody liked in high school.
He just internalized all this.
Next show will be about Eric Williams
we're gonna find his little fucking ass
find your ass man
he got a fucking essay
how
people are paying to read his shit
at UVA Wise over here
to square the circle I gotta
know one in closing I gotta
know one thing.
Open up his artist page there, Terrence.
Here?
Yeah, it's a bio picture.
Now, Tanya, I got to know.
Listen, you just meet this guy on Tinder, right?
Oh, God.
Look at that baby face.
I'd smack him around good.
Real good.
I ask you a question.
If he strolled into the bar when you're on Tinder date talking all this, I went to Yale Law School. I you a question. If he strolled into the bar on your house Tinder date talking all this,
I went to Yale Law School, I was a Marine, I'm a famous author,
The Economist has written a lot of nice things about me.
I'd probably take him home because I knew I could peg him.
To be honest.
Yeah, no.
I was going to ask if you'd just fuck him, but well, okay.
I'd definitely peg this guy.
For sure.
I'm coming for you, J.D. Vance.
If you ain't been fucked, you're about to be, baby. Let the record show. He's a pretty motherfucker. I would also peg this guy. For sure. I'm coming for you, J.D. Vance. If you ain't been fucked, you about to be, baby. Let the record show I would also peg him.
Peg him.
I'll take care of his masculinity.
Oh, shit.
Well, circle squared.
I might have enough empathy for him to give him a little reach around, even.
Aw.
Give him a little tug.
Give him a little third- even. Aww. Give him a little tug. Give him a little bird finger tug.
Okay, well, I guess we'll say goodbye to everybody if this is an actual podcast,
which let's hope it actually makes it off the cutting floor.
See you in hell, motherfuckers.
I will say that I have been a part of recording.
This will be my third podcast I've recorded in this very room that never saw the light of day.
Never cut it.
Never released it.
Never got out.
No, no.
Never went anywhere.
Was the experience recording it, does it feel like there's more energy?
Like we're building towards something?
We have the right stuff.
We got the right stuff.
Do you think we'll just fall flat and you're going to fuck up?
I don't know.
We were real drunk.
So, I mean, we're mostly sober here.
We're a bunch of teetubbers.
Yeah, we're sober, so I don't know how I am.
I don't know.
I just got off work, so I don't know what the fuck you two are doing.
A lot of speed.
A lot of speed.
Now that we know that we're going to close with my body.
Yeah, we're good. Yeah, definitely doing it.
We've got to come up with an opener, though.
We'll figure something out.
We've got a lot of audio here.
We got enough audio that we could probably do a cold open of some sort.
Probably the wasp or bit is the way to go.
That shit is fucking hilarious, man.
He's a cycle of energy.
Maybe we'll just put this at the beginning.
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My body, all over your body, baby
All over your body, baby
All I need, all I want
Can you feel me, baby?
My body, all over your body
It's your body, baby
Ooh, it's your body, baby
Ooh, it's your body, baby
Give me your body, baby It's your body, baby