Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 222: The Sissification Of The American Male

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

This week we discuss a local controversy, an anti-Biden rap song by veterans, the Build Back Better bill, and the workshopping of Jan 6 Check out Tom's podcast Faces In The Corner: https://soundcloud.com/facesinthecorner Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

Have you guys ever heard of something called the Kessler Syndrome? Kessler, Kessler. No, that sounds familiar. That's where you drink that Kessler blended whiskey and you shit for three days after you feel like death. Y'all ever drink Kessler blended whiskey? Hell no. No, I've never even heard of it.

It was like the $5 whiskey. Is it like a regional thing you know like well you know how like you had like tovarsky vodka and stuff like that like you know the shit you get like five bucks you know like early times yeah well not even early times et's goddamn oil painting compared to kessler yeah um it literally says on the bottle, smooth as silk. Yeah, that's... If alcohol advertises itself as smooth as silk, it's going to taste, it's going to feel like you're swallowing razors. Yeah, it's going to be like battery acid.

Yeah, fucking whopper fluid. Probably healthy for if you drink. What is the Kessler, the other Kessler syndrome? Yeah, the two are unrelated as far as I can tell, but maybe they are related in a sort of larger conceptual sense. Kessler syndrome, proposed by NASA scientist Donald J. Kessler in 1978, is a theoretical scenario in which the density of objects in low Earth orbit due to space pollution is high enough that collisions between objects could cause a cascade in which each collision generates space debris that increases the likelihood of further collisions.

Does that make sense? So basically, the reason... Basically, this is like a scenario... No, I need you to break this down for me. This is one of those scenarios you come up with when you're way too high and you start spiraling. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So basically, the concept is way too high and you start spiraling okay yeah oh yeah so basically what it is the basically the concept is it is like let's say we have 20 objects in low earth orbit and then and then two of them collide and creates like um 10 000 new objects tiny like a space domino effect kind of yes and then that increases the likelihood that more objects will collide. And then eventually you'll have a cascade effect in which there's so many little tiny objects from that one collision that it creates thousands of more collisions. And then before you know it, you look up in the night sky and it's like drinking too much Kessler. You can't see anything.

It's like satellites are raining down yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean like i heard that like uh like getting out of like getting out of like low earth orbit and like rockets and shit like that and space uh exploration just in general like that people don't understand that there's like this field like you're saying this field of debris like discarded satellites and shit like that it's just like a needle yeah it's literally like another atmosphere like an artificial man-made atmosphere around the earth man so yeah that's that that sounds plausible that's probably why they didn't let bezos or shatner go out of actual like go out of the atmosphere because yeah you're taking

where did they go to? yeah they would be they didn't go into space they just like went really high into the atmosphere and came back down like the troposphere is that what they call it? and that where weather happens I can't remember all those I used to know all that

shit yeah that sounds about right the troposphere one implication is that Isn't that where weather happens? I can't remember all those. I used to know all that shit. Yeah, that sounds about right. The troposphere. One implication is that the distribution of debris in orbit could render space activities and the use of satellites in specific orbital ranges difficult for many generations.

We could just knock out our ability to use these phones. You're telling me that we're we basically doing like what we did on earth with over pollution we're basically doing that in space yeah there's yeah space damn shit so there is like a layer of just like debris and artifacts going around the like what's up there it's like in like doritos bags and shit plastic bags and shit diapers and shit discarded diapers well it's like um on the peanuts cartoon when linus would come around and he would have that just like shit oh that that

just cloud of dirt and shit safety blanket and just dirt would be coming off of it? That's probably why no aliens have come down. They come down and they see this cloud of shit around Earth. They're like, I don't... We're the Galactic Linus yet? We're the Galactic Linus. Yeah. It is pretty nuts that...

Haven't, like, astronauts and people in the International Space Station reported hearing, like, War of the Worlds, like, from the original broadcast, like, decades later, still bouncing around satellites out there? Yeah. I've heard stuff like that. Yeah, I've heard... You ever seen the movie Contact with Jodie Foster?

I love that movie. And Matthew McConaughey? Oh, buddy, have we? We talked about it on an episode, I think. yeah i've heard uh you ever seen the movie contact with jodie foster i love matthew mcconaughey oh buddy have we talked about it on episode bro that's my one of my favorite movies i've seen like 10 times even though it's like four hours long but you know the intro man where it's like um cut the perspective of like telescoping out from earth through the galaxy yeah and you're hearing all of the radio weight like uh transitions and missions transmissions from like decades the farther and farther back you go until you're hearing like of the radio transitions and missions, transmissions from decades, the farther and farther back you go, until you're hearing Hitler giving his fucking speech or something in 1937. You know what?

Maybe that's where I heard about that from. From a movie? Now that I think about it. From the critically acclaimed scientific... I thought I'd read that in Popular Science or something. I mean, hey, that's what that movie was about, right? Science versus faith. Uh-huh.

So, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know why that. Like I said, that's just something like, I mean, it's definitely another impending catastrophe awaiting us. But at the same time, I did think it was something

that you think of when you're two-stoned. You know what I'm saying? Like, you start sort of spiraling. Well, speaking of science versus faith, Hazard, Kentucky. You know, it is the talk of town. Aaronaron have you heard about this no i was just about to say uh tell me tell me uh tell me what's going on i don't even know where to begin controversial scenes over here my man it's um all right well when you were in high school, did you ever have these pep rallies where the boys would dress up like girls?

And it was kind of like a drag show, but nobody called it that. And it was very homoerotic. Nah, but I wish. Nah, I didn't. But I wish. In New York, y'all didn't have that. In the South, this is sort of... We did that at our high school

we had there's a name for it i forget what it was i never participated because i was like i ain't into that gay shit yeah yeah so is it like is it like so is it like uh you know how you had the maypole thing like during spring or some shit like that this whole like field day and kind of festival is this what this is well there's cross dresses yeah there's something called powder puff like football have you ever heard of that no it's like when all the football players dress up like the cheerleaders and all the cheerleaders dress up like as the football players and like the roles are inverted you know what i'm saying they play like a game okay okay um and then sometimes like they would um like at the pep rally uh you know

the football players would come out dressed like the cheerleaders and they'd be wearing the cheerleaders uniforms and they'd be like busting out of it and like everybody would be like man this is hilarious this is zany yeah well like in hazard which is 30 minutes away from us um it's like it's a it's a it's bigger than the town we live in but it's it's like the second biggest little town city in eastern But in Hazard, there was a homecoming or prom this past week. And some of the football players dressed up like girls. Okay. But they kind of took it a few steps further. And I want to say, I'm not going to blame the football to say I'm not I'm not gonna blame the

football player I'm not gonna blame the students for this even though it was their idea apparently but some of them dressed up to the coach's idea yeah like the teeth the adults there to make sure that I mean I don't know it's not going how do you say i didn't get this straight when asked for comment the adults said well it was the kids idea they pointed at the kids literally the superintendent these kids wanted to back it up on my dick it's extremely disturbing um but yes so what happened is some of the boys dressed up like girls but they were wearing like negligees and lingerie and like some of the photos i saw i

thought they were chicks at first i was like damn dude because whoa that would have made it a real real real scandal well so yeah that would have made it a real, real, real scam. Well, so yeah, that would have made it a real big scandal, but so they're dressed up like scantily clad and they're backing up. They're like giving lap dances to like the principal. Who's also the mayor. And then like a few of the, a few of the coaches and then like,

um, and then the girls, like the cheerleaders dressed up like Hooters waitresses. Two of the guys. And these are minors. Yeah, these are teenagers. These are children. Two of the guys dressed up like, this was pretty funny.

They were telling all this in the news report. And they were like, the girls were dressed like Hooters waitresses. The guys were dressed scantily cl clad giving lap dances and two students were dressed as cheech and chong and one even had what looked like a joint in his mouth i was like that's the least bad thing that happened in this yeah yeah that's um that should be the furthest concern from your mind. Oh, my God. But so, yeah, this is bad, right? Like across the board, this is very bad.

Like even if it was the students, I did the teachers or the parents or whoever. So what are they doing? What are the teachers and the adults doing? Are they just like catching dubs from the kids and dance with them and shit like that? Like, I don't understand. Like, why are there's one of this kid rubbing on this guy's belly and it made me so uncomfortable dude i don't know yeah i don't know if you can see that but yes he's rubbing on his belly and the guy's sitting there and then there's this one um you know he's backing up on him he's uh looking pretty and the mayor mayor's like, oh. Yeah, just like.

So I texted Tom last night that this could potentially be the thing that breaks the conservatives' brain. Because they don't know where to land on it. And there is this disconnect between the conservatives that live here. You know, this is Trump country. A lot of these people are conservatives. Their parents are. The teachers and administrators are. There's this disconnect between that and, like, the conservatives nationally.

So I noticed last night that Fox News and, you know who conceptual james is the dumbest motherfucker on twitter oh hell no thank god i don't know oh man oh you know you know him yeah yeah i think james lindsey is his name oh okay on twitter okay yeah i know what you're talking about i don't know what you're talking about um fox news conceptual james all these like conservatives nationally have latched onto this as proof that like the american male is being sissified he's but hold up though it's happening in trump country but it's happening in eastern kentucky which voted like 76 percent perry county that this is in voted like 76 percent for trump and so i i like went into the i your boy was doing some like deep dive into the fox news comment section last night and um and like the way that they've figured out how to explain this away is that you would have someone saying,

this is just like critical race theory. They're teaching our kids that the American male, masculinity's dead. The American male's being sissified, they're turning to freaking fraud. I like when you say sissified. Sissified. And then someone would say, like, I guess libs still like to get

in the Fox News comment section because, like, libs would jump in there and be like, actually, this is a Trump country county. And then, like, Libs would jump in there and be like, actually, this is a Trump country county. And then, like, the conservatives would say, well, they voted for 22% of them voted for Biden. And I guarantee you that 20% of that 22% works for the school and it's the administrators. Oh, my fucking God. It's this Randy Weing uh lesbian big gay conspiracy so it's the it's the democratic minority that voted for biden that is like this is the one spearheading this shit yeah that's what

that's what the conservatives are trying to say right right when the real truth of this is like there's even a king of the hill episode about this kind of stuff where the football players dress up like the cheerleaders we're red hot and can't be i don't know if you've watched king of the hill that's that one's very funny i need to watch that yeah but it's like it's like this is just that run amok it's all this is there's nothing more to be said about it but everybody in uh in the country where you have to have a take it's either some big pedo ring sissification conspiracy or

one of those two things. It's either some sort of clandestine pedo ring with our kids or the sissification of the American male. Yeah, I mean, it's like we're trying to separate out the various

conservative takes on this. I was deep in the lab last night trying to like separate it all out so like yeah so so wait how do what how do how do conservatives in hazard like reconcile this shit so the conservatives in Hazard have latched on to the idea that this is an example of cancel culture run amok. Like, there's nothing wrong with this. Like, men have been doing this for decades. Like, we used to do this in the 70s. The Greeks, the ancient Greeks have been doing this for decades. Have you ever heard of fucking Roman bathhouses?

Ever heard of Socrates, man? ever heard of fucking Roman Bathhouse? Ever heard of Socrates, man? Ever heard of the Bacchanalia? Boys, I used to take them boys and they'd pair them up with an older man. Well, never mind. Anyway. Oh, my God, dude. Remember last week when I was talking about the guy with Tosca with using 300 as like a let the boys play rallying call, like we're turning our boys into pussies?

None of those guys stopped to think about that Greeks had institutionalized pedophilia between older men and younger men. They don't think about that when they watch 300 and stuff like that the hyper masculine what's the word man a feeb or something like that man like where it's basically like a young man who's like exactly what you're saying is there to service a feebophilia yeah yeah man yeah i mean this is this is disgusting and wrong and bad i need to say that unequivocally like again all the parents and teachers and etc should have said this should not happen yeah the guy getting his belly rubbed by a child should have probably like you know should have probably uh thought twice about that yeah but it is fascinating though that some conservatives have latched on to it as an example of cancel culture and that like this has been going on like

you know for a while and that there's nothing wrong with this because it kind of does like give you a glimpse into some of the sort of like libidinal impulses of the American male. Like, I think a lot of men want to cross-dress, you know what I mean? They want to like- They want to explore that side of their sexuality

in a rigid, like patriarchal, like, you know, I mean like- Yeah yeah like they want to explore that side of their sexuality in a rigid like patriarchal like you know i mean like yeah but yeah you're right but it has to be within the confines of like oh we're just cutting up yeah exactly exactly i've seen this i've seen this like when we would have drag shows at summit city back in the day like all the like hyper masculine like republican guys would be sitting in the back and they would act like they were just taking in the spectacle, right? But really they were like, hmm.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you could see the gears turn in their head and be like, I might go home and do this shit. Their buddies would come in and be like, oh, can you believe this? This is a bunch of fucking shit. Yeah, they sit up straight, drink down the beer, man, can you believe this shit? That's the's the thing though it's interesting that the teachers and the administrators and stuff just thought that this was like a normal thing and they are right that

it is kind of normalized because yeah this does happen at a lot of high schools it happened at my high school and stuff um but it is like i don't know it's just very bizarre like like watching the conservative mind try to like wrestle with it like is this an example of cancel culture run amok or is it like the um big gay conspiracy to turn the kids gay you know what i'm saying it's like they well they got to apply their principles like whatever principles that they have they have to apply in this situation but it's also in eastern kentucky in trump country so there's like this contortion and this twisting and these contradictions that they can't really resolve you know it it's just like it's just like the covid thing man sometimes forces run up against each other head on and like you can't really make any sense out of it because

it it the particular confluence of things has destroyed the conventional wisdom about like how anything happens you know exactly you've changed this the paradigm has shifted so much and you've changed the rules that you have to create new rules new principles right to deal with this shit or maybe you can't i don't know well that's the thing like because their politics are and this is also true for the libs too but because the like conservative mega politics are completely oriented around like what triggers the libs they can't they can't tell like what is the triggering thing here you know what i mean yeah exactly exactly because because in their eyes they're like oh the lips think this is cool and they think this is fine but really it's like no

it's fucking creepy no nobody and like low-key pedophilic exactly exactly it is low not even low-key high-key yo yeah right oh man oh my Hazard got off to a banner start this week when somebody also vandalized the old Fugates Water Park that's been abandoned, and they made the marquee above the movie theater say, eat ass and pussy. It's a start to a good week. They've made the news twice this week.

Oh, it's a start to a good week. They've made the news twice this week. Oh, man. I saw Hunger Games at that theater in 2012, and that was the last year it was in operation. It was really not good. It was on its last legs, man. Someone put in the comments. You can see, like, mice and shit across the floor. Someone put in the Fox News comments,

LGBTQ, let's get Biden to quit. This shit wouldn't have happened on Trump's watch, okay. The hilarious thing about that notion is it's like, Trump was the one that was saying like all our beautiful boys and their beautiful bodies and their uniforms and stuff like that like trump was actually like the progenitor of that sort of strain of thinking i mean i mean even back in the 80s man like you know his whole uh persona with being kind of like like glamorous obsessed with himself and his image you know uh was comparing Tom Cruise to the generals,

they look much better than Tom Cruise, much more handsome. And none of his supporters thought for a minute, hey, that's kind of bold. You know what I mean? Not that I give a shit, you know what I'm saying? But it's like the contradiction. Y'all are out here saying this. And your boys talking about the beautiful, our beautiful servicemen.

This is fascinating. Like, the comments on this, you know, when we allow boys dressed as girls to use the girls' locker rooms, we have lost all regard for sanity and morality like again the issue here isn't the cross-dressing the issue is they let the guys get dressed in the girls locker i don't know they probably latched on to that as like a bathroom trans thing like yeah yeah they just try to connect the issue is not the cross-dressing. The issue is the fact that they're children. They're kids. They're children.

Yeah, yeah. I just, yeah. Yeah, it's like, even in eastern Kentucky, a place that's like, you know, you're more or less considered a man when you're 16 or something like that because, you know, your daddy's daddy's daddy was working at that age or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, the cross-dressing is not the issue and that's funny i guess that's the thing where everybody like the libs and the conservatives are hinging upon right the cross-dressing and not as you said terrence like

the fact that this was like criminal bro like what the fuck are we talking about here disgusting absolutely disgusting the issue is letting a 15 year old boy dressed as a girl rub his ass on a grown man's crop yes that's the issue what the fuck right yeah like it's um as you can imagine though the fox news comment section very quickly devolved into like it's time for a civil war we just need to like 700 000 dead liberals sounds good to me just that kind of stuff who are you who are you gonna fight and that like yeah the liberal haven of hazard kentucky oh my god dude i mean i don't know man it's like the motherfuckers too that like like have like know damn well that they would not get them off their ass, pick up a gun, and start a civil war.

You know what I'm saying? These are people who type this shit from their computers, man. Jesus, dude. 700,000 dead liberals. Sounds good to me. Sounds good to me, man. It's time to get it popping. Oh, shit.

Can you imagine a guy that's saying shit like that, and he's basically not been within two hours of his home at many junctures in his life, and imagine that guy drawing up a plan to take Cincinnati from the liberals. You know what I mean? Not even knowing where these cities are in the country yeah like this guy's like gets up and like drives like probably a couple miles to work every day go home repeat and then but but he's but for somehow he's going to

like be a critical part of the siege of pittsburgh you know i realize the first thing he needs to do is buy a map of the united states oh man and something that was really on the nose like matt jones um posted this and then the comments were you know pretty predictable but like the most predictable matt you probably liked this like the comments this one guy mike bear roger said lots of people need to lose their jobs over this disgusting situation i tend to agree um just cannot imagine that no adult even the ones who were attending the event didn't say what in the hell is going on so like that's whatever but then the reply to that is from a guy named trevin trevin not kevin not trevor not kevin not trevor but trevin okay okay yeah a white guy

trevin i could triangulate from that name about when he was born he was born between 93 and 2001 yeah trevin said why though it's a joke that the young dudes probably thought was hilarious i'd go out on a limb and say it was mostly their idea. I would have had a ball if this happened in my high school back in the day. Like, alright, Trev. I'm sure you would, Trev. Children. Children. I would have had a ball if this would have happened

at my high school. At my age now, I would have had a ball. You know what's funny? Trevon is probably like some 54-year-old pedos like screen name like right someone i would love this you know how like in virginia currently like the like debate over critical race theory has devolved in like into the controversy over the teaching of that tony mor Beloved. Have you heard about

that? Yeah, I kind of heard about it. Yeah. It's like become it's become the kind of like stand in for like critical race theory now. That they're teaching this book in school, which I don't know. Didn't this book come out like fucking like 30 years ago? Yeah, like in the 80s.

What the fuck? This has been around for a minute someone also isn't beloved about like the runaway slave that kills her daughter so she doesn't have to like live a life of that i think so yeah i've never read it but yeah what the fuck is that got to do i've never read beloved either i know they made a movie i can't um but someone commented on the matt jones thing and said well at least they're not making the students read beloved just just fucking jesus where was anybody ever made to read beloved in high school dude it's like it's like i don't know if you guys saw that but it's happening with all

like media now like uh i saw the trailer for that buzz lightyear shit you know the toy story prequel man and i thought it was kind of cool right but whatever that's besides the point and there are people that are like yo uh what are they gonna make buzz lightyear now like non-binary you know what i mean like not These are fucking not real characters. Well, didn't... So, like, one of the controversies this week, which, I don't

even know if this is the case, it kind of felt like a media thing to get people to watch the movie, but apparently, like, one of the characters in the eternals like they retconned hiroshima to like make one of the scientists like a black gay scientist like i is that the whole i purposefully have avoided all news in this movie because i'm just

kind of like angry at it but like are you serious so they like they retconned a black gay dude who was responsible for dropping atomic bombs you know that's that's like that is america like in in like this like rush to like sort of be inclusive whatever that means like they're making like they're making black characters be in like probably situations black folks were not in at the time but they're making them villains yeah yeah bro it's like the battlefield video game coming out man where they have a black uh non-binary character and i'm like okay man like just going around like just serving out american empire like that's cool yeah i was listening to something on npr this morning morning, and it was like a white commentator bemoaning the lack of inclusivity

in 17th century Western European art. And I was just like, what the fuck do you think? You know what I mean? Like the idea is like, also, if you want to go down that route, it's like, man, you go a little bit further along. Pablo Picasso obviously ripped off, like, African art, Afro-Caribbean art, and all that kind of stuff with his shit. But it's like, you probably would be better served, like, talking about, like, those elements of things rather than just, like, saying, well, all the Flemish painters were not inclusive of, like. Yeah, yeah. You know, people, it's Flemish painters were not inclusive of like. Yeah.

Like, I wonder why. I wonder what historical context, systemic context, why, right? Yeah, I wonder why that is. And also why you would want that to be inclusive. Exactly. Like, you ever stop to ask black folks if they want to be included? No, motherfucker, we don't. A lot of that shit, we don't don't a lot of that shit we don't want to be included in that i'm like very far the fuck away from that shit yeah some of the contents comments on this are so crazy um because i mean it's just like old people seeing this.

And one of these says, we had a couple of fundraiser talent shows where some of the guys dressed up in frilly lace and petticoats and did a couple of can-can type numbers. Great fun, but definitely no lap dances. You basically described the founding fathers, you know. That all these motherfuckers were beer. all these motherfuckers were beer. All these motherfuckers were no shit. They were doing can-can type dances. And then someone responded and said, in my day, they had a womanless beauty review. I didn't participate, but it was very clean.

Not even miniskirts, full dresses. Sounds like Trump, man. That sounds like Trump. I sounds like trump i love how everybody is focusing on the wrong the wrong details the detail that the wrong part is not the programming it's what transpired with physical contact between adults and children this is the material context of what actually happened here oh my god dude oh man um yeah in my school system build back better plan someone said build butt better that's a real poster right there okay respect they're getting better at it they're getting

better at i gotta give it to them oh man, man. Oh, shit. But I do have to say, the majority of people who commented on the local news post were like, this is outrageous and fucked up. So, I mean, I don't know. You know, good on them. But, yeah, pretty interesting. um yeah pretty interesting i did find something in here that sent me down a complete rabbit hole and i have to admit that um i'm kind of embarrassed i didn't know about this until i ran across it in a comment section reading this um jimmy j smith says this young generation is a bunch of degenerates anything goes let's go brandon i would support instead of drag queen dancing and so then i was like

what the fuck is let's go brandon if you know do either of you know what let's go brandon is no what's that wow i have a tell i have a tell for you okay i. I have a tell for you. Okay. I have a tell for you. Let's Go Brandon is a song, but it started as a meme. Because during a NASCAR race recently, the crowd started chanting, fuck you biden um but the announcer like tried i guess he tried to play it off or maybe he just didn't even understand what they

were saying but he thought they were saying let's go brandon so let's go brandon has become a right wing meme and then and then some like then these rappers, these right-wing rappers made a song about it. Right-wing rappers. I just have to stop you there and just say that's such a cursed fucking term. That's fucked up. Let me send you guys maybe the best way to do this. Like Lil Boosie? Who are they saying?

Yeah, some guy named Topher, some guy named D-C they saying yeah some guy named tofer some guy named d cure and some guy named the marine rapper i'm gonna go ahead and say something i don't know about the middle guy but a guy named tofer and a and the marine rapper are two guys that don't need to be rapping they don't need to be rapping at all i I'm sorry. No Topher's in rap. Do you guys want to read it? We could do this dramatic reading style. We could all take a verse. If you guys... All right.

Give me a B. I can start. I can be D-Cure. Tom, you can be the Marine rapper, and Aaron, you can be Topher. All right. I'll be Topher. You sat on Aaron with Topher.

I'll take Topher. Topher's the main artist on this track. Oh, Topher's the main dude on the track? Okay. Yeah, Topher's the main dude. Okay, so we're just featuring. Yeah, we're just featuring. All right, I'm not going to try to wrap this,

because it's just like, you know how when Ben Shapiro would try to do the future, like, popping Percocets? Wet-ass pussy. Yeah, it just sounded like a complete fucking freak. I'll just go ahead and start here. Yeah, the chorus has Topher saying, let's go, let's go, let's go, Brandon, over and over and over again.

But I'll start. Like four times. I'll start. Verse one, DQ. NASCAR got him chanting, let's go, Brandon. Some don't understand it, who really commanding. Hold on a second say start all over i gotta give you the oj the juice man yeah yeah i was gonna say we gotta give you ad libs the poet

laureate of the south himself oj the juice man oj the juice man featuring today um yeah okay nascar got him chanting let's go brand! Some don't understand it, who really commanding? Left Cobble abandoned, how dare he, dare he. Dare he! Do it, Dannon. He don't want us to breathe, the strangler from Scranton. That's pretty good. I gotta say.

Yo, bars. I gotta say, DQ or spazzed on just that one line. The rest is trash. Someone give Assisted Living a call. Get your man back. He don't know what's real at all about Amtrak. I don't get that one. Yo, he got bars, man.

He's not bad, I gotta say. They don't care about this virus. Really, flights are jam-packed. I mean, I kind of agree there, too. I don't care about this virus really flights are jam-packed um I mean I kind of agree there too I don't really know uh everybody gotta go and get a vaccine when I'm asking you better have a stamp price is rising by the minute tell me you want Biden in it mask required I don't go get it I'm not complying with it got Got that drive. Don't try to rent it. When I exercise and try to limit my DVR, everybody want to lie. My reply, let's go TMR.

I guess TMR stands for the Marine Rapper. So then we pass it over to you, Tom. That's me. Hold on a second. Topher, I need you to do the chorus. Oh, I got you. Also, I don't know why, what's his name? DQR still got DVR. Yeah yeah i was just about to say that i was saving my programs on dvr it was like 2008 or some shit bro well like

trump remember trump was a big fan of tivo tivo he's got that you can record it for later tivo oh yeah he did love tivo yeah he thought tivo was the new shit like 15 years after it came let's go let's go let's go brandon let's go let's go let's go let's go joe biden oh yes he must go for what he did to the 13 just know that okay wait wait wait the 13 i had to look up what is 13 it's those 30 people who in afghanistan who got left who up. What is the 13? The 13 people in Afghanistan who got killed? Yes, yeah, the 13. Wait, is that like Zero Dark Thirty? No.

I started saying that was a long time ago. It's become this thing in the conservative mythos, sort of like Benghazi. They're the 13 service members who were betrayed. Sort of like the stand down Benghazi. Oh, in 13 service members who were betrayed sort of like the stand down because in Kabul right right right anyway sorry just know that I'll never let go military all my vets know my family like Toretto so he's there's an allusion to fast and furious symbol symbolism yes i'm furious on that petrol let's go let's go are you drinking a crude oil marine wrapper i think as he's saying he's on that purple oil is he drinking lean while he's going in on joe biden joe you nuts like chippendale If you think that you'll ever earn heart

You a senior Touching juniors Can't you let her finish school first God damn So he's like This is one of those guys that's like Counts down the days Till high school girls turn 18

You know what I mean Joe Biden That's true It does kind of admit like he does like subconsciously or unconsciously admit that it's like he's just waiting for him to turn 18 all right you like him 11 call 12 and I hope the 13 haunt you. Whoa. Wow. Pretty fucking, it's heat, man. It's heat.

All my smoke, you don't want it. All my lines are dope like Hunter. Rocky, I'm Apollo's Creed. Only legacy on the rap scene. It's the military artillery. Shot more arms than a vaccine. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Ain't doing Nathan for the human races. What's that a reference to? I've just heard people say Nathan as nothing. You know, Biggie says they don't get Nathan but penetration. Unless it smells like sanitation.

You just ruin things and you're the biggest racist. You're the biggest liar, but you ain't on fire like you will Farrell out on Talladega. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, Brandon. I prefer to be like OJ.

And then Topher. This is Topher. Step up to the mic, Topher. This is verse three. Alright. America don't care about you, Joe. I thought that you should know. Got us rolling back the curtains on the stage you done set. Treat you more like Alec Baldwin since being a

prop is not a threat. God damn. Oh, it goes ooh. So this just came out. Ooh. you more like alec baldwin since being a prop is not a threat god damn oh so this like just ooh most popular president in u.s history how they calculated that still remains a mystery economy is a great container stuck at bay and you have no current plan for the camera caravan on its way man caravan has been on its way for six goddamn years now four years now yo right like come on bro grow up on that yeah you need to come out you need to evolve like you're you're a conservative concerns a little bit bit uh talking build back better more like build back broke

bars gas price is so high it'll make a dope feed choke as a veteran i try to respect the command in chief but if i'm honest let's go brandon brings amazing relief okay so i gotta say i gotta say i don't know who's who had the best first d cure definitely definitely had the best first man i gotta go back to that for just a second, man. That line when he's like, he don't want us to breathe the strangler from strength, somebody give assisted living a call, get your man back. He don't know what's really, oh, what's about Amtrak. That's pretty vicious.

Nah, man. I like a lot. What's his name? The Marine rapper had a dope line his was trash but he said all my lines are dope like hunter that would have to go with it yeah that's pretty good that's pretty good i didn't pick up on that's pretty good oh my god dude yeah i guess these guys are all vets um I bet they all look like the, what is it, the sunglasses profile picture with the Trump hat.

You know what I'm talking about, that meme. What all these dudes look like now. Apparently this song is, it took the top slot on the iTunes store beating Adele's comeback single, Easy, on me. So I guess it's kind of popular. I'm going to have to listen to this shit after. I'm going to be honest with you.

I was looking at the pictures. DQ is the white guy. I wouldn't have guessed that. He got the best bars. Smart Money was on Topher. Wow. Yeah, man. Wow. Interesting. I figured that he might be the best bars. Smart Money was on Topher. Wow. Yeah, man. Wow.

Interesting. I figured that he might be the Marine rapper. He kind of looks like a little, you know. That's amazing. DQR, man. Anyway. My family like Toretto. Wow.

Man. Yo, this is amazing. Treat you more, Alec Baldwin, since bringing a prop is now a threat. Whoa. God damn. Wait, are there two Let's Go Brandon songs? It looks like there's several Let's Go Brandon songs. There's also one by Bryson Gray featuring Tyson James and Chandler Crump.

Chandler Crump? Chandler Crump. Yo, you heard that? I'm going to be honest with you. You heard that new Chandler Crump? There's no universe where I want to hear that song. Let's Go Brandon. YouTube has deleted conservative artist Real Bryson Gray's newest song, Let's Go Brandon, for medical misinformation. They're censoring my man.

Isn't that creative license though, man? He's an artist. Shouldn't he be able to say whatever he wants? That's fucked up, man. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, just to recap, the thing that sent me down the Let's Go Brandon rabbit hole was a comment on a story about high schoolers backing it up on adults in hazard

kentucky twerking it out that tells you all you need to know about these people let's go is if the reason that i know about your song is because of a story about uh you know entry level that's not the best, you know. That's not the best introduction to your business. SEO. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, dude. Oh, man.

What a fucking weird ass week. Are we building back better or what's the lightest on that? I don't know. I don't know. I guess you guys would have to catch me up to speed, but the story I read was basically about how all the things they wanted to include in this Build Back Better plan have basically been cut out of it although i don't know maybe like they're like paid child care leave or whatever is cut out and um like i think all their core climate agenda has been cut out due to joe mansion's opposition yeah megan megan day had

a really good um had a really good tweet that they covered everything she said um i think so far we've said goodbye to paid family leave tuition free community college meaningful climate provisions expanded medicare eligibility plus vision hearing dental prescription drug price controls universal non non-means tested child care plus a tax credit a billionaire tax and that's just like i guess the things that you know they really biden really promised in his campaign they didn't include the billionaire tax because like that when i read the story earlier this week that was like one of the few things they thought they would able to be include because it's basically a capital gains

tax and it taxed like the 700 wealthiest people in america and like the story i read in the new york times basically was like yeah um not only would this not work because it has all these loopholes in it they were expecting it to be challenged immediately from like a constitutional standpoint? Because I guess, like, our constitution just doesn't even allow you to do that or something. I don't know. Jesus, man. I mean, like, I don't know, bro. This whole, like, I mean, we all knew this shit was going to happen, man.

Like, but I'm not going to lie. Like, a little part of me, though, like, a little like glimmer of hope you know because um not because of like really necessarily biden or anything but it just seemed like like now was the time to actually do something especially given the pandemic you know so it didn't matter who it was they would have to be like okay you have to at least do something but this is like i don't even know what to say anymore, man. This is fucking crazy. I did see Jen Psaki say, I don't remember the exact quote, but the gist of it was, well, it's better than no deal. Yo, they're getting ruthless.

They're getting so bold. They are so bold now, dude. Literally just telling you, fuck you, eat shit and die. Eat shit and die. If we can agree on nothing at all, then that's better than no deal. Oh my fucking God. Y'all see this tweet of Mitt Romney handing like box of confections to kristin cinema on the couch he's dressed up he's got the mustache on and she's like in a pink dress sitting on an orange couch it's a real photo yeah it's yeah i guess it is real wow mitt tweeted it out from

the official mid account and then uh fucking joe mansion uh apparently got shuttled into an elevator away from reporters by elizabeth warren and he called her uh his savior really yo they're yeah they're all in cahoots bro i swear to fucking god like they're just like behind doors just like twiddling their thumbs and doing the bird man hand rub and just laughing about this shit like it's so bad that it's like at what point i can't be like yo like we all know they're not trying their best at all they're not biden himself is not even pushing his agenda but it's like y'all have to be in on the joke man y'all have to know like i don't know man it's just it's crazy i did laugh at this line from the New York Times article.

Democrat leaders continued to frame the legislation as transformational as an heir to Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal and Lyndon Johnson's Great Society. Bruh, what's that dude's name? Ronald McClain or whatever his name is. Like, Biden's chief of chief of staff like came out and said yeah this is the biggest uh legislation since the new deal well sadly enough that actually may be true yeah that actually is true sadly enough fuck that's sad yo uh i was listening the other day one of my favorite pastimes is listening to recorded phone calls of LBJ for some reason.

And in between him ordering pants from Hager and something else, there was a call. Like a nine-inch inseam or some shit like that? Cross-seam or some shit like that? Give me enough to accommodate my massive hog. Yeah, in between him ordering pants and ordering parts for his car that drove underwater. Did you know that he had a car? He would take people out on his ranch

and just start driving towards the lake and be like, oh no, the brakes don't work! And then he would just go. Are you going to vote on that bill? Drive it about further and further. Classic Hillbilly prank. Yeah, he's like, there was this like,

he called, I don't think he was, maybe he was, I think he was, this is when he was in the Senate. But he called Adam Clayton Powell and they just had like this contentious like knockdown drag guy.

It's like, you know like fucking AOC and Kristen Sinema aren't doing that. Nah, dude. You know what I mean? Nah, nah. Like get on the level you fucking cocksucker. You're fucking me here. Like. Nah, dude. You know what I mean? Nah, nah. Like, get on the level,

you fucking cocksucker. You're fucking me here. Like, that kind of shit. You know what I mean? Them just going at it or whatever. And, yeah, it's like these motherfuckers

are like, I don't know. They were actually fighting, man. They were like, you know, I mean, you could say, you know, what you want about, like, politics at the time and how far they could've went,

whatever, but it's like, I feel like politics then was like bare knuckles. It was like a brawl, you know what I'm saying? As much as it could be. And now it's just like, now these motherfuckers just roll over and, like, tweet and whine online about shit, you know? Well, deliverables mattered to some degree, I guess, to keep your office back then, you know what I mean?

So, like, I think people had skin in the game. I'm not saying any of these people mentioned are like great statesmen or anything like that but like i just can't imagine like that those kinds of things happening now yeah like things actually getting done and keeping promises because i don't know maybe everything is so flattened out now like where maybe all these issues are so kind of broiled into one into one big issue right like i mean there are a lot of issues but mainly dealing with like wealth and income inequality that's like you don't you know when there's no one there to hold you like responsible right or

accountable for any of this shit you know yeah i don't know um in any case it's well um it's uh we are in the midst of a very large if there's any like silver lining we're in the midst of like a very large uh significant like labor um i don't know how to characterize it there's just a necessarily a strike wave, but it's definitely like shit's flaring up. Yeah. And it's been consistent. There's a lot of activity. We'll say that. And it's not just sort of exclusive to the manufacturing like John Deere or like healthcare or film industry.

It's also even spread to McKinsey. Oh, man. Oh, boy. This is an interesting article I saw in the New York Times. At McKinsey, widespread furor over work with planet's biggest polluters. A letter signed by more than 1 1100 employees has called for a change at the consulting firm which has advised yes it's like basically it's a bunch of like yeah cia stooges um being like you know we going on a work strike yeah good good uh fucking work stoppage for spooks yeah it actually it is a it is a quantifiable good

if they stop working it's like it's just like yeah like that's the that's the kind of strike we need to encourage but for very different reasons right on the left we should be like fucking like uh emailing and signing on with these people, man, and trying to push this shit. Yeah, please do not work. Don't work. Listen, man. Y'all are getting jerked around. I've been meaning to tell you this. The deep state workers

are getting fucked over. And I'm sick of it. Y'all need to stop. Cease activity immediately. Oh, man. Pretty funny pretty funny i mean the article is completely meaningless i mean it just goes to talk about like mckinsey's work with chevron and shell and can imagine the kind of person that like like that writes an article like that that's insane yeah it would be yeah yeah very demonic one of their this is interesting though one of their clients uh canada's tech resources um is uh let's see a vancouver-based company that blasts mountains in the rockies to

find coal for steel mills tech is one of the largest or one of the world's biggest exporters of steel making coal and in 2019 its reported carbon footprint when accounting for the coal burned by its customers was equivalent to one-tenth of canada's greenhouse gas emissions like just like you if you just knocked out some of these companies just individually, you could make such a significant progress towards ending climate change. It's just crazy. How, like, one company can, like, comprise an entire country, like, one-tenth of an entire country's greenhouse gas emissions. Jesus, man.

Fucking nuts. Oh, fuck. fucking nuts oh fuck well what else anything else you guys saw this week we should cover I did read a fascinating article in the New York Times about this

thing in Montana it wasn't the one that you read Aaronaron that you sent me the one that i thought so when you sent that article i thought you were i thought it was this other article i had read that told this very fascinating story about um this group of like non-profits and sort of like do-gooders in this corner of Montana, we're trying to get their part of the state listed as like this national heritage site designation.

And it was pretty, it was pretty meaningless. It just would like bring in like a couple of million dollars extra a year for like tourism stuff. It was like basically they were trying to be designated like an important heritage site for the old west and yeah it was like patagonia wearing like sort of you know libs and like non-profits and do-gooders and everything like them crunchy crunchy motherfuckers yeah yeah yeah but you know

they're like in their 60s and stuff and like they had been working on this designation process for like five years when like all of a sudden this woman who had like 35 acres or something like started reading like human on conspiracies that basically this designation would give the government the ability to take private property from people. And so it was this, and like during the whole story, the New York Times kept like doing its thing that it does now. And the Washington Post does this too, where every time like a QAnon person or something set makes a claim they like will say so and so falsely claimed and made fun of finocchio lies yeah don't try to be like lies instead of says now yeah exactly exactly exactly and it was just it was fascinating though because

this woman single-handedly managed to get the entire process unraveled like they had been working on this like five or six years and she jumped in and was just like this is the pedo cabal and they're gonna start stealing your land and like they got the whole process like ground to a halt and all these non-profit libs and like you know people like community leaders are like well god damn it they're like god damn it yo say what you will about the right man i mean like i mean like we talked about this show like you know extensively right but like man when they want to get something done dude and they get together they put their fucking mind to it it's quite impressive i'm not gonna fucking lie man it's pretty impressive yo that's insane and i did think it was an example of how everything bends towards

their will in the end they get everything they want you know what i'm saying like oh yeah because the system is already like like designed to like already favor like their you know like their designs and shit like that man so it's like they're not fighting the uphill battle you know like they don't they the system is already built to like entrench like their wealth and power so it's like yeah man they don't really got to do much but like send out a couple emails make a couple social media posts get people really mad and go into like town hall meetings and shit and yelling uh-huh got it well it's like we i went to get coffee before we started recording and i saw like a bumper sticker for like trump's 2024 run and it's like the message they're going with

and i don't know if this is trump endorsed or if they'll still be using it in 2024 but it's trump save america again his campaign is called Make America Great Again. Again? Again. Again. Make America Great 2. Electric boogaloo. This time it's personal.

But yeah, no. They get everything they want. That is true man like even i mean i don't want to talk about pandemic stuff anymore because people say mean things to me but it's funny because like like even if you look at the trajectory of how the pandemic's been held public like handled publicly like nobody's really paid serious attention to this like particularly the city i live in in the last year and a half and like that's probably a direct result of people kowtowing to like me like rights like sense of like personal liberties and all that kind of stuff so like in a sense you can say that like they got what they wanted like you know ain't nobody like

really masks up like you know religiously anymore you know wanted. Like, you know, ain't nobody, like, really masks up, like, you know, religiously anymore. You know, vaccine skepticism is, you know, whatever, at an all-time high or whatever. And you can think what you want about that. But, like, they do move the needle by sheer, like, force of will, it seems like. No, I mean, they've gotten everything they want.

I mean, finally, did you guys see this story i didn't even actually read the story i just saw the headlines and i saw some libs sort of latching on to it but rolling stone had an article that said um that said uh january 6th protest organizers say they participated in, quote, dozens of planning meetings with members of Congress and White House staff. Yeah, I saw that one. Yeah, yeah, we basically brought the markers and the parchment paper, and we did power mapping with them. Yeah, they did butcher paper on the wall and said like

how are we gonna be intentional about how we show up in this space listen everybody as we siege the capital let's be mindful about how we show up in this space okay and then the fucking uh q anon shamans just like, yeah, tell me to have respect when you subvert democracy. Oh, man. Didn't one of the Republicans say that like he didn't have any when that story broke? He's like, I didn't have any I don't have any knowledge. My staffers don't have any knowledge of working together like um you know but yeah sure maybe i took a few phone calls and plus what they did too was like it was completely within their right and completely

lawful and it's like yo you're you you definitely did it bro you definitely had some of these q9 motherfuckers in your office yo serving them fucking donuts and coffee and shit bro sorry i lost you guys for a second. Well, all right. Well, that probably covers it for the day. Hopefully, Let's Go Brandon did not melt your brain too severely, but apologies if so. That shit's radioactive.

That's how fire it is. It's so fire, it's radioactive. Yeah, that's how fire it is it's so fire it's radioactive yeah just go to the doctor doctor um need some aloe vera for that shit man yeah yeah for that bird um well all right well thanks for listening this week everybody uh go on over to the patreon p-a-t-r-e-o-n.com slash trailbilly workers party and um uh listen to the to the content over there i think that this weekend we will have our um episode about frankenstein and um you know after we got done recording it i

did i did i drop out again? Can you guys hear me? Yeah, you dropped out right when you were about to. You dropped out, yeah. Over on the Patreon this weekend, dot, dot, dot, we'll have. So, yeah, we will have Frankenstein. But after we got done recording that episode about Frankenstein, I really had a lot of regret that we didn't do an entire episode about the movie Mary Shelley's Frankenstein featuring Robert De Niro and Kenneth Branagh.

Um, so do yourself a favor and run. Don't walk to go view that movie. It is a cinematic masterpiece. Um, um, but yeah, and then go check us out on Patreon. Don't walk to go view that movie. It is a cinematic masterpiece. But yeah, and then go check us out on Patreon. We do talk about it, but we mostly talk about the book. So go check that out. Like I said, patreon.com slash truebillyworkersparty.

Thanks for listening this week. Wait, hold up. Wait, hold up, Terrence. Tom, do you want to, since this is the free one, do you want to since this is the uh this is the oh yeah dude you want to plug uh faces in the corner oh yeah we got a new spinoff horror podcast uh faces in the corner streaming now wherever you get your podcasts go uh go gin up my listens i'm trailing uh gangsta booze's episode by a healthy margin. I need to close that gap. So go, at least go, like, put it on silent and loop mine while you sleep tonight.

But, yeah, we got good scary stories from Billy Wayne Davis, Felix from Choppo. Who else we got? Alex Press. Matt Sweeney from Super Wolves and Swan and a bunch of other stuff uh yeah I got some Alex Press I uh I was I was in the studio I was like Memphis Bleak I was in the studio when you were recording your Tom and I was very moved it was very good um so yeah go try to close that gap Tom's is really good as well everybody's's is really good. Go check it out.

I started listening to it this morning. It's very good, man. Definitely. Yeah, that's faces in the corner. Also, we have a companion zine for sale that we're trying to use to, you know, monetize this. I think that's over at the Truability's store.

We'll figure out the taxes on that later, Terrence. But anyway, uh yeah go pick up a copy of that it's going to be really cool and uh yeah do that so i can feed my men um all right well thanks for listening this week everybody we'll see you next time peace out