Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 232: Inspiring Confidence
Episode Date: January 13, 2022On this week's episode we cover: another one of the government's baffling attempts at COVID communication; a scientist who is running for Congress; Kentucky police trying to get exempted from paying s...tate income taxes; and the hot new economy all the kids are talking about known as The Great Reset Please support us over at Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty
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We should have solved any problems.
I agree.
I love solving problems.
You're always saying that.
You're such a problem solver, Terrence.
I love to solve problems.
In fact, that's why I've been trying to solve the problem of COVID-19,
but haven't figured it out just yet.
The cracked investigative staff been on it.
What if, here we go what if we
developed cancer to go after the virus not does anybody thought of that what if you put cancer
cells in the virus what if we gave the virus pretty powerful that should work the answer
seems pretty powerful all those people that were were like, fuck cancer, fuck cancer.
It's like, well, what if this is the savior?
It's got to have some benevolent purpose.
I know.
You know?
Tom, speak.
Yo.
Speak into your microphone.
I'm sorry.
Yo.
Speak up, boy.
Maybe I just need to rest it on my chin like this.
No, no, that's perfect.
Do it like that.
Looks like I'm sucking a big Smurf dick the whole time.
How big a boy are you?
You could put cancer in the virus.
You could put...
Here's the thing.
Why have we not tried to use
mountaintop removal
to fix the virus?
What about arsenic?
What about arsenic?
What if we went to these old
coal mines and redeployed all
the miners and put them back to work with the
skills they have gathering
arsenic that we then
use to put in the virus coal miners save the day again i tell you what whatever's in my aunt
whatever is in my aunt's well water i bet you my aunt sharon's well water i bet you it could take
out the virus did y'all see this thing people are suggesting using piss? Like piss treats COVID-19.
Also a fan of piss.
I love piss.
Wow.
Wow.
Guys, I think I might have got too high to record.
It happens.
Look, I'm kind of high.
It'll work.
I almost texted y'all and said,
hey, can we just all get real high this time
to see how it goes?
I'm kind of high.
Yeah.
And Tom's got naturally occurring cannabinoids,
which they're saying fixes is another thing.
Also a COVID.
It's a COVID thing.
I literally just sent a fellow pothead the article that i received
yesterday from another pothead and we started thinking well how many potheads do we know who've
had covid let's i mean i can't think like the idea was like weed was like this holy
molecule it was like more than just a plant it was holy and it could fix anything and
honestly we should bring that back because um we all need something to believe in right now
yeah I think we
I think we need a plurality of tactics
to fight the virus
hey why'd you say
throw everything at it
naturally occurring cannabinoids
what's that mean
I don't know
you're naturally high all the time
nah it's just something in my
my sweat
you like you test positive
yeah i always do yeah i test i've been testing positive for 30 years now for thc i did i did
listen to this i did me and tyro did uh fail a drug test after we had uh remember when you'd have somebody do a little shotgun
where they would take it and then blow it
in your mouth? Damn.
Mid-tide
and all together.
Holly sexual behavior.
We went and hung out with these girls and they did that.
That was before Christmas and then we failed a drug
test in May.
Damn. That's fucked up.
Just from them blowing in your mouth just just once i swear well they did say they did say they were like it doesn't look like y'all did it looks
like y'all been in a room with somebody that did it and i was just like five months later
five months later i was always told you get 30 days you could like and you maybe you could get it out in like 15 days if you like exercise a lot
and drink a fuckload of that niacin that turned your skin really red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what was the other one?
Like the, what's the fucking, pectin, fruit pectin?
Yeah, I think that was it.
There's a million different things.
I don't want to get out of pocket here, but THC does cling to fat cells.
And the bigger the boy you are, the longer it stays in your system.
Well, I wasn't a big boy in those.
Neither of us were big boys in those days.
Well, then I don't know.
I don't know.
You should have told him.
Looks like you've been in a room with somebody.
That's what they did.
That cop, Mark, said, I ain't gonna get you boys in trouble or nothing,
but it looks like y'all been in the room with people that smoking dope.
Tasha just been like, well, yeah, I arrested them.
This is workplace harm.
They're in jail now, sir.
On my watch.
Off the streets this week two two hotties blowing smoke damn
oh man that's the thing though i re-watcheded Friday though Recently and it's like
There's a good stoner movie
I'm like what happened to the stoner
Film genre man
What was the last great stoner movie
Pineapple Express I guess
I was about to say Pineapple Express
Probably
I don't know
Seth Rogen did a pretty good christmas movie i enjoyed it i
watched it again this year a few years back called the night before or something like that
had had lana or alana from broad city oh really yeah she fought she she backdives off a building in New York and lands safely in a trash pile.
So hot.
Very hot behavior.
You, my friend, have been locked up too long.
You're the only person I know who would get horny over a backdive.
Backdiving some trash.
I love a daredevil I love a cowboy
Oh god damn
Ew
I'm just off my SSRI
So I'm hornier sorry
Damn
That's not what happens to me
I just shit a lot Damn. That's not what happens to me.
I just shit a lot.
When you're awful?
Yeah, yeah.
Serotonin keeps you regular.
Yeah, kind of.
Well, it's like one of those things.
I don't know.
I guess it's like getting off any drug. Like, it's like one of those things. I don't know. I guess it's like getting off any drug.
Like, it's gonna fuck your... Like, I was telling my girlfriend this last night, actually.
If I could go back in time to like 2014,
when they started putting me on SSRIs,
I probably would just not do it.
Like, I don't know.
It has helped me out a lot.
But at the same time,
I really hate that I've become completely dependent on this thing.
That kind of like keeps me tied into the system. you know? Like, if something fucked up happens in
the world, I'm gonna have, like, a two or three week period where I'm just completely insane and
crazed because I didn't get this fucking, um, chemical and, you know, substance in me. And
that's, like, that's, I mean, like, it's kind of like what we were talking about on Sunday. Like,
no part of the healthcare system is designed to actually heal you.
It's just designed to patch things up, get as much shit into you as possible,
and get you out the door so they can make more money.
It's designed to keep you in working order but not thriving.
Exactly.
Like literally working order.
Good enough to work.
Right, right, right. So now, eight years, or what?
Yeah, seven, eight years later,
I'm still on this drug,
and it fucks your kidneys,
or your liver up after a long enough amount of time.
You know what I mean?
It's just, it's one of those things.
It is kind of interesting you said
that it kind of keeps you plugged into
the system.
You'll have to...
It makes you dependent on it.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, you can find you some herbal supplements
to grow.
Let's give homeopathy a try.
What the hell?
I mean, that's all we can do.
We can grow something.
Or just stock up on mushrooms.
I feel like if you just trip your way out of a withdrawal,
you'd be fine.
These recommendations explain so much.
Oh, wow. I saw this thing i sent it to tom last night i was really astonished by this um hhs what is that health and human services department of health and human services
like, I got an ad on my TL from them, and maybe you guys got this too, but it's essentially, like, an advertisement for the vaccine, like, it's encouraging people to go out and get the vaccine,
and, like, there's at least four separate entire, like, four entirely separate things about this tweet
and messaging that is so strange and bizarre.
So like I said, it's a tweet from Health and Human Services.
And this is what the tweet says.
I had to read it at least 20 times.
And I woke up this morning and I read it a few times like,
am I dreaming?
Like, it has a dream logic.
You know when people talk to you in dreams and, like,
it's kind of nonsensical?
Sometimes it can be extremely just incoherent and surreal almost.
That's kind of what it feels like.
It says, stop the emotional pain and suffering covid causes we can because
vaccines help prevent severe illness and death from covid so just in case you missed that there's
three sentences stop the emotional pain and suffering covid causes period we can period We can, period, because vaccines help prevent it. You know, it's kind of an interesting thing
when you're talking about just a big global event.
You'd think you'd spring for a copywriter if you're trying to, you know.
It's worth a shit.
A big global event.
They gave it to some unpaid intern, probably.
You know what I'm saying?
Just like, yeah, just fucking say something.
We don't care.
It doesn't matter.
I think, let me just play editor.
I think it would have read better if it had said,
can we stop severe illness and death from COVID-19?
You're damn right we can.
You're damn right we can. You're damn right.
And then I'd say get you and your
loved ones
to
Frazier's Farmer's Supply.
Pick up ivermectin in the tube
today.
Can't afford ivermectin?
Ask your doctor if piss treatment
is right for you today.
I would offer some alternatives, you know what I mean, i mean for the needle averse you would at least offer a catchy phrase which is you're
damn right we can like that would be a good catchy phrase for at the moment you know even if it's not
true like people would be like you're damn it inspires confidence that's what you have to do
in these things it inspires bad syntax does not inspire confidence.
That says, oh, God damn, we're all going to die.
Well, it's like we see the material effects and impacts of them not giving a fuck
and not trying at all.
Tweeting from there, but I don't even know at this point.
They've probably already all left the earth at this point.
Has anybody seen Joe Biden in the flesh on the planet earth?
Like not,
it may not even be here anymore.
They might be on his space station.
I'm not even persuaded.
That was him talking to those auto workers.
I guess it's been two summers ago now,
but like when he was gonna fight one of the
model workers in detroit that was tight that should have happened because that would have
been so fucking tight imagine them just beating the hell out of joe by about 40 autoworkers
stomping his ass instead the last i saw of his ass in the metaverse was a bunch of very strange kids singing
some kind of biden song to you
the weirdest shit you've ever seen
i think i saw that which is like i know it's kind of cliche to say this but
a classic example of like one of those things that if you saw a video of that from like North Korea, the entire media class would be like, look at them.
They're slavishly devoted to this madman.
Disgusting.
At least like, at least that guy, what, Kim Jong-un, like he's got a working brain.
like he's he's got a working brain and i mean like that's that's a leader who at least would be a little more respectable to be able to look up to and who do you honest to god honest to god
who you think's more popular right now joe biden or kim jong-un where in america Where? In America? Hell, Cleveland, Pyongyang, wherever.
You say what you want about that guy,
but one, he's a fantastic dresser.
Two, he's some decisive leadership anyway.
I've not really gone based on Korea, I don't think, on this show.
Mostly because I don't know much about the world outside of, like, my county.
Yeah, me neither.
They seem like they've got a pretty good thing going on,
you know, compared to what's going on here.
It seems pretty fucking tight.
Well, the thing is, is you can never, I learned this,
you can never, it could be the best shit in the world
or it could be the worst shit in the world,
but I don't trust anything Western media
has to say about quote-unquote rogue states.
Yeah, and I'm just saying,
from what I've seen,
the things I have seen,
they look fucking dope as shit.
So, I mean...
They got cool marching patterns.
The uniforms are fantastic.
Yeah, I was what I'm saying.
All I've seen is their entrance on the Olympics.
I don't know that I've seen much else.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Wait, so where I was going with that is like,
you've got all these markers of failure,
things collapsing and stuff all around you,
but it is also
funny to see the accompanying like attempts at propaganda because they're they're just
nonsensical stop the emotional pain and suffering because it causes we can because vaccines help i
mean like i mean okay so like i said there's a few things wrong with this that whole intro was
pretty fucking weird.
Pretty weak and weird.
Right?
It sounds like, you know, have you seen those bots that write the webpages and stuff?
That's what it kind of reads like a little bit.
It does.
It's exactly what it reads like.
You're right, Tom.
It's like a bot.
Like, written by an algorithm or something.
It probably was they probably contracted out some
silicon valley shit to just write them like their messaging around covid because they don't again
they don't give a shit anymore yeah um but then like the second weird thing is the photo
which is like it's just kind of a weird photo to put on a covid thing it's what it is someone's
grabbing their back of their head and they're just like bawling weeping crying so it's like did they get hit i guarantee you too i'll guarantee
you too what that child in real life was crying about when they were photographed was not the
mental anguish of covid 19 or do you think like the health and Human Services people have a photographer going around that says,
Now listen, when you see anguished cause by COVID-19, I need you there to document it for our social media accounts.
Wait, so the picture on this ad was a crying baby?
No, it was a crying, maybe a teenager, young adult.
It's kind of hard to...
Oh, I see.
But you know what I mean? Like I said, they're grabbing their head. And it's kind of hard oh i see but you know what i mean like i said
they're like grabbing their head and like it's not clear that like covet is the situation it's
just kind of a weird image to include on something about this but again whatever the third strange
thing about this is the the overall message of it is covet vaccines can prevent broken hearts too which is like so strange like
um is that what we're talking about myocarditis or or are you talking about like you know the
anguish from seeing a loved one suffer with it i guess can prevent broken hearts. Is this their way to advertise during the Valentine's Day season?
It might be, Tanya.
I didn't even think of that.
It might be.
My God.
If that is the case, that's so grim.
That's so grim.
St. Valentine wants you to get vaccinated.
Do it for the ones you love.
They're going to have that little flying fat-ass baby, Cupid, going around.
But instead of an arrow, he's going to have a hypodermic needle.
Cocked and loaded.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
That's how I'd do it.
Oh, man. shit oh listen the thing i saw this week that made me the maddest was that tech bros are getting sent home with literal test machines where they can just test themselves for covet anytime they
want super easy like it's an electronic thing or something? Yeah.
Is this true? I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it fucking is.
And we're giving those to tech
bros who work on the internet already?
Whose jobs are completely meaningless
and pointless.
They're all online!
They're all online!
I will give
them round the clock testing and their huge bank accounts. They deserve it for the vapidity that they've done to themselves with that line of work.
That's crazy.
I would believe it.
I'd believe it.
The fourth weird thing about this tweet and ad,
this is the fourth and final thing,
I see that they finally, finally pivoted to saying
vaccines help prevent severe illness and death from COVID.
They no longer say, which they definitely did
and have tried to make us all forget,
they definitely said, like, nine make us all forget they definitely said
like nine months or six months ago or whatever like this like the vaccines will save you like
they said what do they say i didn't even catch the end of what you said
what they said the vaccines will save you the vaccines will i don't know prevent you from
getting covid but like prevents the spread and all this so they said well they did say
they did say you won't get it at first yeah yeah let's be i mean even today i was complaining
about a lie we've been told and then i just started laughing at myself like all we hear lies period
is 100 falsity falsehoods and i'm like they lied again and joe biden actually did say folks
if you got the vaccine you're not gonna get sick yeah it's just it's just a continual moving of
the goalposts before long that should be like a bad flu vaccine in a year,
you know, when it's like 8% effective because they guessed wrong.
Oh, my God.
You know, we are two or three weeks out from a think piece in the Atlantic
that, and maybe this has already been done.
I need to check.
It opens up with-
I love when we play Oracle.
It's my favorite game we play.
It's my favorite game we play my favorite segment
it's gonna open up with like yeah like the image of vietnam like we were talking about tom
i ain't no rich man sir yeah helicopters you're in saigon and then it's in you know it's gonna
take us to like the streets of of america and just you know it's gonna take us to the streets of America and it's gonna talk about how in the 60s
the reason Vietnam wasn't a success
was because the media just could not find it within them
to give the United States government a break.
They were constantly busting their ass
about how the war effort was a failure
and all this other stuff
and that's why we lost Vietnam.
And then the article is gonna pivot and say something like, and something similar is happening today.
And they're going to say how, like, the left is actually muddying the water and making vaccination and stopping the spread harder to do.
Because we've said the messaging was mixed and confused from the beginning and
they're gonna say no if you would have just given us a chance if you wouldn't have been so hard on
us we could have stopped this thing it's it's coming i guarantee it is yeah well vox nobody
told you to print 94 and you and you go on to define that that was the percent of cases prevented they did that i swear to god they did
that i've got documented they do they've got receipts on it so we're talking about it at the
time like literally a couple weeks after it came out like okay come on really like
they were it's again hubris the hubris i was talking to my friend pete and he was talking about you know
pete's a real scientist and uh he was talking about the messaging we were talking about the
messaging of this is so fucked up because it's like we're treating this virus like it's the
terrorists you know what i mean or it's like this sort of enemy that we're locked into like a moral
battle for the fate of america's soul with or
something it's like no it's just like a little flying fat sack with information in it with data
in it basically it doesn't matter what we do or don't do it's here to stay and it's living with
this because it's had the upper hand the whole time the real enemy is capitalism. That's the enemy! Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's fucking crazy.
I ain't no rich man.
Leone!
Yeah, somebody touching down in a Blackhawk and you got Buffalo Spring
Field and
CCR playing. Yeah.
I'm not gonna sing on this show anymore. I was told
I was told in a
personal note that I had no
lower diaphragm power.
And therefore
should not be singing.
I was in choir, bro.
I think you got a great voice.
You could be a great baritone.
We can all sing all we want.
You don't come back.
No, hold on.
I'm sorry.
There's no coming back from somebody saying,
frankly, you have no lower diaphragm power.
Well, what kind of,
is that the feedback you've been getting
about Frank Sinatra?
You challenging a dead Frank Sinatra to a duel?
Well, it's funny because I mean...
I warned you.
Look, for the last 30 years of his life,
every review of a Frank Sinatra concert was,
God damn, what happened to this guy?
You know, and that was before he had he his esophagus erupted you
know and it changed his voice but even before that people were like you know this guy really
is not great live can't carry the notes you know we can't all be britney spears sorry frank
poor little thomas sexton has no business because he has no lower diaphragm power
well no one has complained about my singing so i will continue to sing
oh don't don't don't tackle one of the iconoclasts or they will have a critique of everything you say
as if you can ascertain whether somebody can sing by just two seconds of a shitty Zoom clip.
You guys gotta listen to this ad that I just got sent to me.
This is from...
Terrence's next great adventure is gonna be putting out a whole new line of...
That magazine.
What?
Shit.
Old silly leftist magazine.
Playboy?
Hustler?
Fake ads in it.
I'm putting out Hustler.
No, we hope.
We wish.
Adbusters, I think is what you're thinking of.
Adbusters.
Yeah, you're about to start your own Adbusters. Thank is what you're thinking of Adbusters yeah You're about to start your own Adbusters Thank god you remembered
I ain't got shit going on up here no more
Listen to this ad
This is dope as fuck
Friend of the show
Jonathan Howard
Sent it to me
You gotta watch this
This is awesome
This is from Adam Parkhomingo
This is one hell of a democrat
Running for congress
He's also a scientist
Watch and retweet
He's doing equations on the board
Uh huh Science. When my family immigrated here in the 1930s, they came to a country built by hard work and innovation.
Uh-huh.
American scientists gave the world the light.
You're welcome, pal.
When scientists immigrated to the United States in the 1930s.
Yeah, what's up?
Which scientists were those?
What were the scientists coming to the United States?
What's this guy's last name west
is that uh did it used to be like wise or something like a vice something german
i helped to create the chips that power our current and future technology
i'm running for congress because the science and innovation
that helped build this country is now under attack.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, bro.
Tony Feltz, you lied to Congress, and you should be investigated.
When did the people who are paid to be rational become corrupt religious zealots?
When did our scientists become Ayatollahs?
We can see the impact of these lies all around us.
Wildfires that... I would like to ask a real scientist if what he's scribbling on the board is real or just like a bunch of gibberish.
All right.
Look at those equations, dog.
Goodwill hunting over here.
You know what?
If you want to win the Democratic nomination,
all you need to do
is be an ex-soldier scientist.
Yeah, you're right, dude.
You're punching your ticket
to the nomination.
I'm Matt West,
and I'm running for Congress because we have enough politicians in washington
that create problems what we need are more leaders ready to solve i've been saying it
is he in a white science lab coat They put him in a lab coat.
They're going to be like, Dr. West.
And then he's going to be like Jill Biden.
You know how people think Jill Biden's a real medical doctor?
This guy, people are going to be like, man, he's a great doctor.
I want him as my primary care physician.
And then it's like, he's just going to obscure the fact he's not a real doctor.'m dr poon and i'm running for congress i don't have a medical doctor i'm dr herbert west
dr poon you have a doctorate in anthropology that's right man i love the thought of him
showing up to the shoot where they're going to make this commercial.
And they've got a lab coat for him to put on.
He's like, no, I don't think.
I don't know, guys.
I don't think I should wear the lab coat.
They don't really wear those anymore.
Yeah.
It's a little overkill.
It's kind of a stereotype.
We'll find out later. This guy's like an adjunct at chicago state or something
yeah he's running for the sixth district in oregon
oh man hell yeah that's awesome i mean the dms advertising has always been so entertaining because it says more about us than them.
What they think about us than them.
You got to figure out what's under attack and then get somebody that checks that box and run them for office.
That's what they do these days.
Yeah.
And it's, I mean, it's a tactic that was like pioneered in the nonprofit world.
It was like, youered in the nonprofit world.
It was like, you know what I'm saying? Like, find someone who disrupts, like, the conservative view of the world.
And, like, maybe the things, the fact that they're saying it will change the minds of the people.
You know what I'm saying?
But I guess in this situation, it's a little different.
Not all nonprofit workers are Dems. Right. That's for sure. saying but i guess in this situation okay it's a little different not all non-profit workers
are dems right that's sure but all dems have been non-profit hosts all democrats are non-profit hosts
yeah at some point or another you've you've made your rounds in the ngo scene
you're right what what is the the? Not all whiskey is bourbon, but
all bourbon is whiskey or something like that.
Right, yeah.
Squares and rectangles.
Oh, man.
You're right, Tom.
If you want to run,
you don't even have to have, like, there's not
even any policies here.
As an identity, it's very funny. Again, like, my's not even any policies here. As an identity, it's very funny.
Again, like, my people came to this country.
Scientists as an identity.
You just hold a master's in biology and you were an ex-Marine.
Yeah.
And you're liberal.
I mean, you're off to the races.
Absolutely.
Well, okay, so, like, this dude is pretty tight um i also like though the fact that they had him do
equations on the whiteboard like just a whole fucking like wall of equations like he's matt
damon and goodwill hunting just fucking going at it that's the other thing they pull out they
bring out he's standing there he thinks he's just gonna be like you know spitball into the camera
they're gonna cut together the best parts and they roll out a They bring out. He's standing there. He thinks he's just going to be like, you know, spitballing to the camera.
They're going to cut together the best parts.
And they roll out a fucking dry erase board and a lab coat.
And he's like, uh.
What have I?
I've sold my soul here.
You said you're a side production assistant on this.
Okay.
Here's a fun game.
If you all, if either of you were running for Congress, were the Dem Dems nominee and you showed up to shoot day, what would they roll out to make you, to sell you?
Relatable and cool?
Yeah.
They'd put Terrence in a cowboy hat.
They would.
You're right.
They'd smear coal dust on tom's forehead if i ever worked today in the mines no but i've grew up around it they'd they'd put her
i'd have to put on a red bandana around my neck damn definitely have to shoot guns.
Do what Tom?
They'd have me working on a water line.
They'd have to keep cutting it because water
would come and blast me in the face and make me look stupid.
They'd put a baby on my hip. Women have to be
mothers first.
Yeah, that's right.
They'd give me
a make-believe child.
We rented this child for the commercial.
It'd be like one of those
home-mech babies.
You know, where you gotta feed them
and stuff and they'll die.
Yeah, or Tamagotchi.
No, when I did that that we had eggs and i was the one person in the class that got eight
eggs i had to keep from breaking i had to keep you had eight eggs eight most people had one or two
like like one other guy had five and i had eight 13 year old Tanya running around school
With like a basket of eight
That sounds like some fraternity initiation
Bullshit
They should do that
Cause too many kids are dying
From that hazing shit
They should just do that
That's a harmless haze
Yo I think it was slut shaming honestly
I think they took one look at me and were like
This girl
We need to throw the fucking book at this bitch
Oh my god
Give her eight eggs
Give this bitch eight eggs
Damn someone in the comments
Someone in the comments said
As Carl Sagan said
More scientists are
required in politics.
Democracy cannot function without an
educated populace.
Damn. Make America
smart again. That's what someone said.
In the ad?
I think that sounds
like winning
messaging.
Make America smart again.
Like the 1930s.
You've been accused.
Yeah, like when our Nazi rocket scientists came over here, for example.
Those were the halcyon days.
You know, it's like crazy, though.
It's like the one thing that these fucking dumbasses have been like
holding over your head for generations,
that you're elitist, that you're this, that you're that,
and you're like, I know what we need to do.
We need to run more scientists because people need to trust the science.
John Q. America wants a candidate that can follow the science.
By God, I know just who to get him.
Mark West in Oregon 6.
My God.
My God.
Well, I think he's going to win, guys.
I'm sure he will.
I'm going to go ahead and tell you guys.
I'm going to go on a limb,
so I don't think Mr. West has a chance in hell
of seeing a day in Congress.
That's just my...
That's not me being a hater.
That's just my instinct.
You know how, like, congressmen...
Like, you know bernie or like
mitch mcconnell like when they're making a speech in front of congress they like usually
have some sort of visual like bernie will have a pie graph or something on a easel next to him
they're gonna give that motherfucker a chalkboard and a piece of chalk and he's just gonna dazzle
them for hours in the Congress with his equations,
they're gonna be like,
my God.
That's how he's gonna filibuster.
Yeah.
He's the smartest man to ever be in Congress.
My God.
Yeah.
He'll just have a meaningless voting record,
but he was respected by his peers
because he could do like the whatever theorem has
not been he could play tic-tac-toe on a chalkboard that's what i'd do cat got that one uh
i would just write a cat again i would just write out pi like the number 3.14 and then just keep writing numbers be like he knows all of pie my god
i'm gonna today i'm gonna finish pie
if you if you did that is unless you vote for the build back better plan
joe man joe mansions finally met his match. They really do.
The funny thing is they really do think that.
That they'll be in Congress and he'll start doing equations on the board
and it'll be too much for Joe Manchins
and his head will explode like in Scanners.
And then they've won.
Vought, Vought, take all the federal funding.
I don't care.
Just make him stop.
And there's Vought. He just... care. Just make him stop. And there's Biden. He just
just make him stop.
Take everything you want. Fine.
Yeah.
Anything
but the Pythagorean theorem.
Oh, fuck, dude.
God damn.
Kind of sadism, isn't it?
I quit.
I resigned.
Meanwhile, you'll have that guy in Montana
that body slammed the journalist
giving this guy a swirly,
so it might backfire on him, too.
That's absolutely happening yeah holy shit that fucking hurt
damn that's fucking good man um y'all see uh that uh baby dog and jim justice got covered
that uh baby dog and jim justice got covered baby dog got it too who's baby dog i just assume jim justice dog his dog got covered man what he's he's had baby dog out on the campaign trail with
him against covid is baby dog a bulldog might be a frenchie or something. I remember baby dogs being a bulldog, but I can't remember.
Yeah.
Little thing.
But it would be crazy if...
Because we haven't lost any governors yet.
To take out a fucking governor would be pretty...
I would say we've not lost a single elected official, right?
Well, Herman Cain, unfortunately.
The one that didn't deserve it. The the one that didn't deserve it the only one that didn't deserve it he he what was he elected at the time he was he over head or something
yeah he was elected as president ceo godfather's pizza i don't think i don't think herman kane
ever actually held office i think he was was just the CEO of Godfather's Pizza
and ran for president, right?
Yeah, remember he had the 999 plan.
Yes, I remember the 999 plan.
Flat 9% tax on everything.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, speaking of that, speaking of that.
That even the most conservative economist
called a revenue killer.
Dude, speaking of that, did y'all know that currently,
so like the Kentucky legislative session is now,
I'm sure Tanya already knows this.
You keep up with this more than I do at this point.
So you probably already know this,
but there is a bill currently in the Kentucky House
that would make it to where police don't have to pay state income taxes.
I'll be goddamned, Amy.
That ain't even the worst thing going on up there right now, buddy.
They've got a bill.
They floated a bill saying that you don't have to submit bills ahead of time.
Once they're submitted, you don't even have to edit the shit.
That's what I like to see.
They don't have to be seen.
These bills don't even have to go through a fucking committee anymore.
That's hilarious.
Just like, man, as soon as you say them, that's the law.
Like, that's good.
Yeah.
You speak these things into existence, literally, the way God intended.
In the scripture, he said, we call those things that be not as though they were.
If they get written on this here chalkboard, they be law.
Yeah. Man, that is the day if they really if if cops get some sort of half-assed tax holiday or like the full monte they get the full
like break on sales tax i don't even know what I'd do with that.
I was at the gas station the other night.
It was fucking nine inches of snow on the ground.
I was about to run out of fucking gas.
I went to the gas station, went in there, got me a coffee.
And then the clerk said to the cop that walked in,
fucking campus guy of all things, says,
Well, you know you all get free coffee and free something else there so you know help yourself and i was just like if for some reason
that just fucking chilled my nuts dude it's so fucking ridiculous like the little parking lot
spots at walmart up front like they can't fucking walk like if they have to walk an extra couple of
feet that's going to be the end of the fucking world for them.
Oh, yeah, they love to pull up right there in the loading zone.
And we don't even have, like, expected mother parking.
We don't even have pregnant people parking.
No.
Oh, yeah.
We have cop parking.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
People are supposed to be like,
ain't she supposed to be able to run, like, an eight-minute mile or something?
That's a cop. People are supposed to be in some kind of physical supposed to be able to run like an eight minute mile or something as a cop?
People are supposed to be in some kind of physical condition.
Once you're in, you're in.
I just don't know how at this point
you can even look at yourself in the mirror at this point.
Just like how whiny they are
and how they get handed everything.
There's no accountability whatsoever whatsoever i'd
like that these motherfuckers will fix their lips to say the entitlement generation
there's nobody more entitled on the planet than a fucking cop
you're so entitled you could kill people and face no consequences that's entitlement
yeah there is um there's also a bill that would
require an armed officer in k through 12 schools uh there's a bill that would prohibit classroom
discussion of race sex or religion and disciplines teachers for violations damn dog i mean like how
would you actually like like what are you going to teach about at that point like if you can't talk about race sex religion i mean those are the three best things i want to know all the
fun shit i want to know who's going to be the first third grader to murder a cop like he protected
and served like they said all this shit but really and truly all you're gonna remember about this guy is that a third grader found a way to kill him i mean the kids do seem to be at their
breaking point right now there's like school walkouts happening all over the country you
love to see it the kids are not okay yeah they're ready they're ready to snap on a motherfucker
i cannot believe that they're gonna be sitting booby traps like they're so smart kids are so
smart they'll be sitting booby traps for cops and let them do a manhole listen to this
the reason they gave for this bill people have stopped becoming police officers.
So we're trying to incentivize people who go into
and stay in that line of work by passing something
that will appeal to them financially.
People have stopped becoming police officers.
That is the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life.
I mean, just anecdotally.
Everybody KU school, yeah.
The cop school in KU is overflowing.
Everybody's trying to be a goddamn cop.
If you ain't on the draw, you're trying to be a cop.
Literally.
It's a duality of things.
Which is kind of the same thing.
Being a cop is kind of getting on the draw.
Yeah.
You get to live in public housing for free if you're in Letcher County or for a dramatically
reduced rate. Like, cops live up there for like Letcher County, or for a dramatically reduced rate.
Like, cops live up there for like $20 a month or $50 a month rent.
Jesus Christ.
Now they're going to get tax breaks.
This is kind of a funny quote.
Language in the bill would cover local police, Kentucky State Police,
and sheriff's departments.
Asked why his tax exemption wouldn't include other challenging public service jobs
such as firefighters and nurses,
Dotson said he's open-minded.
Quote,
Oh yeah, all of them have approached
and are talking to us about that.
End quote.
Quote,
My thing is,
I want tax reform in the state of Kentucky.
I want to do away with state income taxes altogether,
but being what it is,
police officers are,
you know,
they protect and serve,
and we are running short on those right now we're running short on them running short on protection i'd
like to know where in the fuck he thinks that there's a shortage of goddamn cops
we got teachers sure i mean there's there's cities they're offering 40 an hour to come be
a substitute teacher literally and and and all we've done for teachers is
cut their goddamn pensions.
And, yeah,
nurses quitting as well.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's funny, he says this
even in...
He says, I'd like to include the others, and we may very well
down the road, but I think this will be the first step.
It's like...
I don't know.
You just have to.
I gotta look out for the man first of all
that's taking care
of my 72 stingray
out in the garage there.
Making sure nobody
comes steals it.
Those fucking cunts, man.
I swear to God.
Oh, hell.
And other news, to go back to science beat,
you know, there's a comet twice the size of the Empire State Building
hurtling toward Earth right now.
A what?
There's a, I think it's, what is it?
Is it a meteor?
It's an asteroid.
Asteroid.
Oh, do we got a don't look up situation?
Something like that.
I don't think it's,
I think it's gonna miss us narrowly.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Let's pray.
Let's pray.
Let's pray on it.
It is kind of-
I put that comment on my prayer list.
Just please. Like, yo, going to the government let's pray on it I put that comment on the prayer list just please
going to the government
can we pull it towards us
what do you mean
the inverse of that movie
we're super online guys
we could go and
pitch a movie about guys that go to the president
begging for a mercy kill for the universe.
Listen, I know y'all got your sights set and NASA wants to intercept this thing,
but what if we just didn't?
Don't say we did.
Nobody's having a good time down here.
Look around.
You know you're going gonna get washed in the
midterms your approval ratings at the bottom let's just all go quietly into the light
biden has had to float this
because i mean it don't seem like he wants to live either
well he's not again he's not even on planet earth Because, I mean, it don't seem like he wants to live either.
Well, he's not, again, he's not even on planet Earth.
He's not even alive.
They're in a space station in orbit around the Earth.
So they're like, yeah, let's just, okay.
Yeah, we'll just vaporize them all.
We can go back down when they're gone.
When they're gone, yeah.
Oh, boy.
Huh. Damn damn damn
Some lawmakers
Favor rewriting the tax code this winter
To shift the state's financial dependence
Away from income taxes
And in favor of consumption taxes
Motherfucker
The more you eat
The more you pay
The more you pay
They're gonna say elected officials, cops, firefighters,
everybody that's an important voting bloc also gets a break on the consumption tax.
Basically, if you don't make enough to have a tax burden,
we're going to tax your consumption.
And that's how we're going to float this economy.
It's true.
Critics say changes favor the wealthy
who do not need to spend as much of their income
as do the poor,
meaning a smaller portion of a wealthy Kentuckian's assets
must go towards consumption
and therefore to consumption-based taxes.
So yeah, they literally are just like setting it up
to where they can tax the poor through sales tax just tax the absolute fuck out of them um but give tax breaks
for like the people in the sort of like feudal noble hierarchical like thing cops are at the
top subjects right exactly cops are at the top top but then like they'll be able to yeah they'll
slot nurses and teachers in there eventually.
You know.
They're going to see how much longer they can jerk them around.
I'm not saying that as a negative toward nurses and teachers.
I'm saying, well, they may not even actually do that.
Maybe they just want to give it to cops and troops.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know if I'm elected
I'm going to start something called
fuck my wife while I'm deployed tax
and it's just
you get charged a surcharge
every time I fuck your wife while you're
overseas
while you're on the wave of this military budget.
Yeah.
If we're going to do regressive taxes,
every time I fuck your wife,
you're going to pay the price, buddy.
Just opening the bill when you get back,
the invoice, like, God damn it.
Yeah.
He fucked her 800 times.
Sorry, officer.
Every time I nut on your daughter's face, you're going to pay a surcharge.
Oh, my God. Again, I have the visual of Tom sneaking out of a window with an apple pie on the seal.
Cartoonishly high-stepping through the backyard you just see me
before you just saw me float to the scent of the pie like peppy lepew
well there was uh speaking of the asteroid didn't one explode over pittsburgh on new year's day
like a comet exploded over Pittsburgh.
It sounded massive, like a massive explosion.
It was a what now?
It was a comet that...
First I'm hearing...
Or it was a meteor.
I don't even know the fucking difference.
A loud boom reverberated over suburban Pittsburgh on New Year's Day.
There was no obvious signs of thunderstorm, earthquake.
Some people thought it was fireworks, guns.
But it was a meteor.
A meteor exploded over Pittsburgh.
I don't know.
What you're talking about is the steelers making the playoffs
that's what that was ah yes i should have known um what was i gonna say
fuck there was something else i was gonna add to that
tax thing but i forgot what it was it it slipped my mind already
sorry dude must not been too
important attacks on rim jobs specifically just more sexual acts you planned attacks right
they should do that
um did you this reminded me did y'all would y'all see back when they first started getting to play football in person again?
They packed so many people, crazy loons, into the Virginia Tech Stadium.
The stomping and cheers registered on the Richter scale, an earthquake.
I believe it, man.
Those fucking college football stadiums
You think about that
These are in towns
The size of Wattsburg
But they put like
180,000 people in there
Oh my god
I don't even think
You'd get 180,000 people
In Wattsburg
That's nuts
That'd be asshole to L-Ball
That is so crazy
Yeah where's Virginia Tech tech at blacksburg yeah
do you know what the great reset is have you heard about that
oh i've heard about the great race the unplug and replug in my only troubleshooting skills
that's what i call it wow that well that is kind of what the great reset is
i mean it's basically like prince charles and some other global pedo elites essentially
suggested we unplug the modem and plug it back in and that might get the world economy kind of
back on its feet again what's what's he referring to as the modem here?
I don't know.
I don't even really know because it's a vague set of proposals
from an influential organization has been transformed.
I like how they're mum on the details here.
I like how they're mum on the details The vague set of proposals
From
A heretofore
Unnamed
But prestigious organization
What's the Grove place?
What's that fucking Grove place?
Bohemian Grove
No memo from Bohemian Grove
Just in
It's influential Listen guys Mimmo from Bohemian Grove just did. His influential work in the past.
Listen, guys.
After we get done jerking off in front of the owl,
we're going to blow an Earth's cartridge and stick it back in there.
Give it the owl.
Yeah.
This game cheats.
Give it the old... Yeah.
This game cheats.
That's me at the courthouse.
This is not fair!
That's what we do.
We do need a great reset.
We all need to stand up as the global proletariat and say,
this game cheats.
And we need to throw in the cartridge.
We need to smack the controller out
of the hands of the global pedo elite we need to take the cartridge out blow in it stick it back
in there and say let's go again motherfucker and keep doing that till we win. Oh, Lord.
I fogged up my glasses.
It doesn't really mean, like...
It doesn't really mean anything,
I don't think.
They did a video about it,
but from what I can tell,
it's just like...
Well, here, I can play it for you
if you want.
We have an incredible opportunity to create entirely new sustainable industries. for you if you want.
That's the modem, I guess.
Nature.
Oops.
I don't know.
Tanya's absolutely flourishing up there.
Tanya don't want to reset. Yeah.
Uh-huh. It's sore. They get a Christopher Hitchens hologram to do this? bold and imaginative action together with determination and decisive leadership.
It's SOAR.
It's basically SOAR.
It's like shaping our Appalachian region
for the modern world.
For the entire world.
I thought we agreed not to speak of that anymore.
Do you think Hal Rogers has ever participated in that global elite
pedo stuff yeah definitely actually no i i tell you why did you say hal rogers right yeah yeah
the thing i've learned about how rogers from studying him for so long at this point is the reason he got where he got
is he is the biggest fucking nerd imaginable like he did the homework like he he was out doing the
grinding people people to pulp while they were doing the pedo well they were all jerking off
in front of graven images yeah yeah yeah yeah but maybe i don I don't know. I was just curious.
I mean, man with unreasonable power is bound to have, you know,
ran off in the woods with a 14-year-old boy at some point.
It's true.
They have Appalachia on here, I think.
Look.
Of and from these mountains, they got mount mountain top removal on the Great Reset video.
Of and from these mountains.
Are we going to do programs called the Reset Zones?
The Reset Zones.
We should make a comprehensive list of how many things we've been labeled.
The Appalachian region?
Tanya, your problem
is you continue to define this
region by its poverty. That's true, Tanya.
You've only ever defined this region
by its poverty.
If you could step outside and say that we're so much
more a fertile cultural
crescent than...
Resilient! A resilient people!
A hard-working people. crescent then resilient resilient people with hard work people
rough home people that operate on on two i guess you could call these cryptocurrencies
faith and grit yeah a people of promise god there is really no other no better burn than telling somebody they have potential
they really do look at us right by every three years
there's like an implication there when somebody says you have potential
there's like a potential there's like a just a hint of you know you're not gonna make it but
you could in otherwise different
circumstances.
I wonder how long it's going to be before the SOAR initiative embraces crypto and NFTs.
They will take any goddamn time.
They probably already have, yeah.
Yeah, I think probably.
I'm behind on my SOAR, but I guarantee like they've uh probably promoted crypto mining it's
like an industry of the future if the governor has i'm sure the sore nerds have oh has andy is
andy on some crypto shit yeah well a lot of those crypto mining operations are getting booted out of
places in the northeast and so they're going to where it's kind of like mirrors what auto
manufacturing did well let's just go to the place where there's you know little oversight no tax
bases and uh desperation i truly uh my mind does not comprehend whatever wavelength people
are communicating on when they start talking about crypto
and NFTs and data mining.
I know it's been
going on.
Literally
someone was mining
crypto
with a computer in the back of the boom
10 years ago.
Still to this day, I couldn't tell you what that means.
That's already funny.
Could have been rich
if they'd left it running.
Tonya, I'm not going to do
your homework for you.
It's not my job to educate you.
It's not my job to educate you
on the fungible and the non-fungible.
So anyways, well, anyways, is there a great reset tom i mean are they resetting everything well i have a lot of people say that they are and i trust the fidelity of any statement
made by tim chuck norris baker former former candidate for Whitesburg mayor,
who pioneered the idea of dumping tons and tons and tons of sand
into the North Fork of the Kentucky River
to soak up all the oil and coal refuse in there.
No reason to suggest that it's not on the way,
if he's saying it is.
I suggest that it's not on the way if he's saying it is.
So he thinks, so what they, I think what they think it is, is that it's like a sort of attempt to establish a one world government.
I mean, capitalism is going to have to change, right?
Because like, it kind of feels like, for example,
like the healthcare system has kind of run up against this central contradiction
of running on the profit motive.
I mean, it's on the verge of collapse.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like it is really stretched to its limits
in terms of like what it can absorb and do.
So it feels like they probably will have
to intervene some way and um but maybe not maybe they just want to let it all collapse that's what
i can't tell i'm like how crazy are these motherfuckers are they willing to just let it
all collapse are they going to intervene at some point or what because this i mean i don't know
it's if if the numbers they're
giving are accurate and they're saying yet like 85 000 people will die in the next like three
months like 35 000 people die a year from the flu and that's 12 months i mean we're talking twice
that amount more than twice that amount in three months like what i'm saying is shit's got to be
falling apart right the wheels are falling off
let me ask you a question what if we're sitting here one day i'm gonna do a little rapture drill
with you real quick for those of you what if we're sitting here one day recording this program
and uh we hear a loud we hear the uh a loud trumpet like noise coming from we don't know where
you know biblical tanya's doubting so she says oh that's just a transformer it's blown up
terrence says no that's uh that's kevin howard he's taking up bugling and i say no guys new skull band downtown no guys i think that's the trumpet of the archangel
gabriel calling those that are dead in christ first and then we walk outside and we see the
great whore of babylon out there like how much would your mind be blown if you saw like a biblical
like creature just like right like a literal biblical creature not like you know
an allegory for something like a literal like hydra with i don't know that i can be shocked
much more than i am at this point i think i've hit my limit of reactions i don't know that i
have anything else i would think i would just be, cool. It would have to be somewhat less horrifying
than the potential horror show
we might be staring down in the next couple months.
I mean, right?
So you'd take your chances with the great horror Babylon?
I would.
I would take my chances with the great horror Babylon for sure.
Sounds fun. Sounds fun.
Sounds fun anyway.
With any Great Whore.
Todd, you say, I'm the Great Whore
of Pine Mountain.
We got something in common.
Come get in the hot tub.
Let us
converse.
I just want you to know, great whore, that I'm
pro-sex work.
I pay for my porn.
I supported
Bernie's measures
that he wanted to do
that ultimately didn't get done, so I just
want you to know I'm an ally right before she just bites
me in half and thrusts me into the lake of fire
are there any good movies about this this sounds great
left behind remember this is the end yeah it's like a it's pretty good that's pretty funny yeah yeah um well that's probably about it
for me um unless you guys have anything else the great war babylon that's about it for me yeah i
might have to tap out um it would be funny If the rapture did happen
And one of us got raptured
Or maybe all three of us gets raptured
And the audio runs for like
Two, three years
And someone finds it who didn't get raptured
What we need to do
Is do what CNN
You know CNN's got the doomsday thing we were talking about
It's just an old crusty video
Of the naval band
playing uh uh swing low sweet chariot in front of ted turner's house we need our own we need
our own rapture thing it's just like we need to set by time soundcloud to release just like
just the worst audio we've ever recorded.
I'll get to work on it.
Episode X.
In case of Rapture, this episode will be unmanned.
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