Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 348: Easter Island Property Brothers
Episode Date: June 20, 2024This week we're talking climate doom, Stonehenge, Netanyahu and Biden fighting over who's more committed to genocide, Anthony Blinken's early Zionist writings, and how the Pentagon created an anti-vax... campaign to discredit the Chinese Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty
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There's a crime in progress
Dude speaking of crime in progress
I
Think in the other day. It's it's the movie heat
but it's two Mormons and
They're trying to do the soaking thing, you know, the thing where they like, lay on the bed and put the penis in the vagina,
but don't move.
It's like two Mormons and they're trying to do that,
but the third person doesn't show up.
Like the guy who's supposed to jump on the bed.
And they're like, where the fuck is Reed?
Where the fuck is he?
I'm already here and he's just he's just bailed on me
Yeah, dude
Imagine if you're getting ready to soak and you your boy didn't show up and you didn't get this up
I mean, it's kind of like uh
I guess it's like the inverse or I guess similar similar to uh, you know
He went out and got cigarettes and milk and never came back, you know
Yeah Dude, you'd be so pissed.
Like, I want him to live in San.
Yeah.
We need to start using that as a metaphor
for non-commitment and failure and disappointment, you know?
Soaking?
Yeah, no, the guy who's not supposed to,
the guy who doesn't show up,
the third guy who doesn't show up.
There's always a third guy that had one job
that he didn't do. Uh-huh
It's like the lookout. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean it's the guy that didn't show up to the soaking
It's the guy that didn't
Get away driver secure the secure the proper permits on 9-eleven the guy that didn't secure the proper permits on 9-eleven. Yeah
Yeah, any number of getaway drivers yeah the
joker basically exists because the third guy let everybody down well the joker
killed the third guy a secret third guy always fucks everything up this is that
what happened the joker killed the third like the joker is so much of a joker he
killed the getaway driver he kills the getaway driver. Yeah, just to pick up the extra the extra shifts
If you think about anything that ever went sideways anytime the mafia was busted anytime some sort of racketeering
Operation was busted up. It's because somebody
Down the chain dropped the ball. That's you do you you think? Or the main guy was a law enforcement asset.
Do you think in history, has there ever been an example
of the failure of the third guy to appear
leading to an assassination?
Peter.
Like was there a third guy?
Peter, the apostle Peter.
Jesus even told him, he said,
you'll deny me thrice before the cock crows.
Yeah, no.
What if he didn't though?
What if Peter denied him only twice but on the third time he was like,
yeah, that's my boy Jesus.
Do you think the crucifixion still would have gone through?
I have to sit with that one for a little while.
What was the role and function of Peter denying him three times?
Would it have mattered anyways?
Like, we should look at this from Peter's point of view.
Like, perhaps he gained nothing from claiming
that he knew Jesus, you know what I'm saying?
What if he denied him six times?
Why'd it have to be three?
He denies him 83 times.
He's like, well, I know you said three,
but turns out I just told him I never even knew you. He's nice 83 times He's like well, I know you said three but I've
Turns out I just told him I never even knew you took some liberties
I know they say a third time's a charm, but you know fourth time no harm
Yeah, they say Jesus and agony on the cross and the aspirin is like you sure you don't know this man. He goes
Jesus she's not ringing any bells. No
Jesus Jesus not ringing any bells no Hey, Jesus, Rolodex
Is that the she yeah, he's like is that the husband of the new president of Mexico?
They're like, oh you got the wrong guy. No, that's cloudy a shine bombs husband
No, no, no, we're talking about the son of man up there on the cross
Oh, no, no, no, no, no that can also 8,000 years about 8,000 6,000 years too early, you know
6,000 years I think no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a heatwave. Like, I don't know about you guys, but I can't even think straight. Like, it's...
It's so hot.
I, uh...
I don't know, I went outside earlier to smoke a cigarette and I was in the shade.
And man, you know it's hot when, like, you're in the shade where you think you can seek
refuge from the sun?
And it feels even hotter.
Like, I felt like I was in like an open air dome chamber
of heat and light.
It's oppressive.
If cold weather is racist,
then exceedingly hot weather is an overcorrection.
It's a response to, it's too woke.
It's too woke.
It's too woke, the sun is too woke, man.
Too bright, no, no, no.
Somebody trying to prove they're not racist.
This weather is the meteorological equivalent of,
now I don't have a racist bone in my body.
But.
But.
But then they end up tanning though, you know?
They get a little bit darker, you know what I mean?
So it's a bit of a contradiction.
That's right.
I scared the bejesus out of someone this weekend saying I think we should be in save the Jesus the bejesus
Saying that we should ban cars
and
it
Didn't go over well, but then I was like yeah, but like
Let's be real here like we have heat domes and atmospheric rivers
Like you can't argue anymore that like the new climate
isn't essentially, I mean the heat dome is crazy, right?
It's just like geothermal heat that just gets trapped
under a layer of atmosphere.
It just doesn't move, it can't move.
What's that, wait, so are they dropping new natural
phenomena related to climate change?
What the hell is an atmospheric river atmospheric river rather you buckled up?
I'm gonna tell you some hard truths in the next hour
Atmosphere Gryver does sound like a 70s prog rock band
Exactly exactly what I was thinking about there. They're the ones who would be saying singing who earthrider. Thanks for the Great Lakes
Yeah, it's Neil Pert's first project
His earlier work I
Think I don't really know what an atmospheric river is. I think it's just like concentrated
channels of precipitation get stuck in the atmosphere and they
basically stuck in the atmosphere and they basically,
like I said, they concentrate large amounts of water and so it basically is like a rushing water through the sky
that just dumps all at once on a place.
You make it sound like an amazing Miyazaki film.
I'm just imagining castles in the sky and rivers and shit,
but no, this actually kills people.
Well listen.
Go ahead, now go ahead. I got got something tack on there after you're done.
I was just going to say, atmospheric rivers are typically several thousand kilometers
long and only a few hundred kilometers wide, and a single one can carry a greater flux
of water than Earth's largest river, the Amazon.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
That's just one, Aaron, just one. A single
flux. Now here's the thing is when that David Foster Wales dude or whatever his
name is the other DFW. David Wallace. Yeah DWW whatever. When he did that sort of
thing everybody's like no no you know you just, you're scaremongering.
You're scaring the hoes, Dave.
You're scaring the hoes both past, present, and future, Dave.
One thing that we didn't account for is that we're probably going to see some very cool,
like objectively cool things as the earth disintegrates to dust.
It's just what those beautiful outliers portend
for our future that is the troubling part.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know what it reminds me of?
I know this, I mean, I know it wasn't good,
but I remember those wildfires a couple years ago,
was it like two summers ago that were happening in Canada, and I think all of the smog, the orange tinted
smog was in New York City and it looked like something out of Blade Runner.
I mean the same thing I think had happened in LA, and I remember thinking about it, I'm
like, man, if it's in the world, yo, it looks pretty cool, you know?
With the beginning of the end.
It's got bisexual lighting, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it did look like the Diablo screen grabs, you know
people pointed that remember that one picture was going around like the Diablo ad and it was like the
It's a little it's a little much just so video games
I want to ride a canoe on the atmospheric river. I want to be like the Lewis and Clark on the atmospheric river
I want to be like the Lewis and Clark on the atmospheric river and I'll link up with Sacajawea in the sky. Sacajawea in the sky bro on the atmospheric river.
You know what I'm thinking man?
Actually, you know we were talking about using camels as personal for mobility and stuff?
Like, why can't you just take advantage of the atmospheric rivers?
Let's start like paragliding you know what I mean to get
around or you mean like something like that water skiing I guess oh yeah I guess
it's if there's water in the atmosphere where we're on water in the sky we're
earthrider we're thanking the Great Lakes that's exactly right man remember
sky remember them algae plumes remember when that was the thing I was concerned
This still is a concern the thing is is every
Environmental thing you've heard about in the last 10 years hasn't gone away
It's like our bodies in the sense that like you develop some fucked up thing
And then you get another more even more fucked up thing and you kind of forget about the previous
I saw you know what I was thinking of when you you started to talk about that is like back in like 2012 when they were saying that they
had recorded
rain near Mecca Saudi Arabia
that had fallen from the sky and that it was the temperature of that rain was like a
180 degrees or something so it's like scalding people as it was like hitting them. You know what I mean?
And I thought I thought
Well, that's gotten better surely
But then the other thing I thought about is well
We've not start you know we've made zero progress on climate, so that's probably even hotter. It's right words now
You know what it's like man. It's like
You know you don't hear about saving the whale so much anymore. You know I mean I know those big
They're like yo this Ted blue whales left in the wild bro. It's over well. They tried to like make us
Think that they were fine with that whole
You know I know the words falling out of fashion, but Psyop last year when they were like oh the wells are fighting back
It's like no. Yeah, the organs and shit and crap sinking boats and so they're not fighting back
I saw fighting that song a couple weeks ago, and they didn't they didn't they looked like they didn't have much fat left in
They were on Zoloft. They're asking us for a few dollars to
buy some they're paying the whales are paying handling they were paying and
handled yeah they were they were having a I guess what would it be I guess like
the whole the part of a hull of a submarine that they were catching
changing mm-hmm throw fishing or something they had bar up with their
noses yeah surface it's fucked up nah dude dude. It's all bad. It's all bad. That's why I don't give you you know that like
I don't give a fuck about the whales
Not that my commitment to the whales has been after I saw them blow water up with my own two eyes
I've recommitted to the whale no I love the whales I cut myself off mid-sins because I have a bad
Habit of doing that on this show where I start a thought and then just stop saying the thought I was
Usually me too
Well, there was this week those what like stop the oil protesters or whatever
Through something on Stonehenge and people were really cornstarch. I think yeah
Through something on Stonehenge and people are really cornstarch. I think yeah something like that and like I don't know the stuff The epic Stonehenge account was like there's like in on these rocks that if you touch one cornflower
they're gonna die and it's like I
You know that clip where that guy's interviewing Harrison Ford about Star Wars
And he's like what happened with Greedo after Boba the Fett shot him in the eye
Or whatever in in Harrison Ford's like I don't care
That's how I feel about the Stonehenge thing like I don't care who fucking cares dude
Throw paint on it throw all the paintings. There's nothing
It's all gonna be gone guys. We lost I every day
I fucking it's it's I think about this every day like the the the way the
Ecosystem is changing the way I've noticed it change just over the last 10 years
I spent the last 12 years outside basically and the changes
I've seen in that amount of time have been so drastic and insane guys. It's done
Like there's not gonna be people in the future to see the painting so fuck it of time have been so drastic and insane. Guys, it's done.
Like, there's not gonna be people in the future
to see the painting, so fuck it.
You could blow that shit up for all I care.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you something, too.
We're talking about no fish in 20 years
and we're bitching about throwing cornstarch
on Stonehenge.
Yeah, it's like, I don't even know what Stonehenge does, bro.
They've been telling me my whole life,
oh, it's a portal do the stars man
To I just want to point out like first I want to stop you guys dead in your tracks to your disrespect to my culture
as a kelp here
Put some respect on the better my apologies. Yeah, thank you. But yo, I was thinking, I saw Akira Stormer's
comments about that as post, and of course,
this feigning outrage,
because I don't even think this guy cares either.
It's just what you have to do.
But I just think there's like, I don't know,
there should be some kind of metric to see
how depraved and evil a person is,
about how mad they get
about inconsequential things when terrible things are going on like this
motherfucker doesn't tweet about anything else you know I don't know much
about the UK but I know just the decimation of the social welfare system
you know I'm saying that the Labour Party has been privy to you know and it's
just like or I mean even what's going on in Israel which I mean of course he
wouldn't speak out but he has to speak out about the rocks getting cornstarch
on that's okay so I am doing a little bit of a bit like yeah, I do
If they really ruin some like rare beautiful paintings like that's kind of fucked up, but even then I probably still wouldn't
Listen, this is a mural of Fife dog from tropical quest in Laurelton's peripheral gardens where I grew up where he's also from if that
Got paid toward it. I'd be tight, you know what I'm saying?
I wouldn't care for that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't care for that.
I see that.
I feel the same way about that Randy Travis
and Travis Tripp mural that's on the gas station
by my house.
Oh yeah, I agree.
Ricky Skaggs, Randy Travis, Travis Tripp,
that's somebody else and they're having an old fashioned hoedown. That should be like a UNESCO site
You know what I'm saying or world heritage site if they threw paint on the thing of dogs playing poker that would fuck me up
Forgive I'm pardon fucked up
But some rocks come on man. We I think our understanding of them shits is that it at the most it's like some odd
Acoustic thing where they like bang on the rocks and it doesn't matter what's on the road as a burial
I thought it was like a burial ground or something like that. It might even be that they've not told us they've my whole life
They've been like we're gonna drop the Stonehenge files like they've been saying that about JFK files forever
Life they've been like we're gonna drop the Stonehenge files like they've been saying that about JFK files forever
But nobody's gotten to the bottom of it also waiting for
Easter Island the head statues there nobody knows that's about dude when I was a kid that one fucked me up I was like bro. They've got big heads on the 9
Bro, and they're just nobody knows how they got there bro.. Nah, you know it's always fucked me up, man.
See, this is, you always get me thinking
about mysteries of the world, right?
If anything, actually, those kids, or those people,
those activists should be credited,
because they shed new interest, right, on Stonehenge.
But also, too, man, I was always tripped out
about those paintings or carvings
of what looked like astronauts, you know?
And like the Mies and the Aztecs and the Incas and shit,
you know what I mean?
I was like, oh man.
Dude, I have to say, like, I know it's like bird brain shit
and if you take it too far,
it does venture into racist territory,
but like the ancient aliens thing would be tight.
It would be dope if they-
It would have been objectively tight.
If they stopped by and they were like,
man, we got this thing called marijuana bro and that's what they
shared with us the scene I just want to say I got this piece of sci-fi art I
like a lot and all it is is an alien ship lowering down one of the the Easter
Island heads you know and they're a bunch of early like a tractor beam just letting it down not even dog it's like rope and wire
they're using the open wire off of a you know you all think we're advanced
we're about where you all were in the 70s honestly what if that was the case
they had these amazing aircrafts that like loud the travel but like their
actual like how they do
things is just very primitive very rudimentary yeah you think you like aliens when they finally
get here you're gonna think okay like i want this like retaining wall behind my house and i want
this like home and such and such home improvement projects done and they're just like they're like
giving you a quote for that you know what i mean like scratching their head give me a quote for that and you're like man. What are they talking about over these these guys from Pluto or
and then they're like
But I want to be honest with you. They're gonna come back. They're gonna like kind of waddle over to and they're gonna be like
That's gonna cost you like it just an exorbitant amount of of money and then the timeline they give you is like 62 years
Well, yeah
They hand you the invoice or whatever the quote and it's in some kind of insane
Runes and you feel kind of queasy hearing it and they're like saying weird things to you like
Yeah, like certain consonants in their language like shoot a shoot a needle through your spine or something like wait
Now dude the aliens are gonna show up not in some amazing starship. It's gonna be like a Hyundai or some shit like that
You know
That would be so dope if they came to earth
Not to study us not to take a stoper, but just to do nice things like renovate our homes
So you guys you guys have
horrible aesthetic sense
Look at this monstrosity. It's gray washed. They make yeah, they give us all makeovers. They're super Queenie like they're super flamboyant
They're like what's up?
Then that you like you leave for a couple days and you come back,
well, more than a couple days,
because again, they've got some primitive methods.
You leave for your house for about six months
and then you come back to what would have normally taken
like a couple of day laborers, like an afternoon to do.
You come back six months later
and it's like this very tasteful art deco palette
and you're like, huh, you know, I didn't really even see this
shaking out this way.
Not what I wanted, but you know.
I was wanting some like other shit
like y'all got up there and they're like,
bro, we don't have other shit.
We've just pilfered things over the centuries.
We've just been designing our architecture
based on your broadcast feeds
in the past like 60 years
You know drive it joy drive Soviet era you goes that we just picked up after the collapse
She put a new transmission and they run like a top
man
You know like Pluto is you guys pegged all wrong. You know how Pluto is surrounded in like a shroud of gases
Like that would be a plan smoking vape. Yeah like planet of gases? Like that would be a cool-
Like planet smoke and vape?
Yeah like planet smoke and vape.
That would be a cool house.
Like your house, the exterior of it is just various gases
like orange and pink and blue gases and stuff
and you just walk through the gas to go outside.
But how would you, how would you like,
so you don't have a door but no there be some kind of chemical or
Agent in the gas so if a motherfucker that you don't like what's to come through they get repelled this is a dude they like
So I did it what white people to come into my hole
Yeah, but you I guess what's something that would like
Deter a white person like a smell it reacts to like no melon into some shit like that
That sounds like a biological weapon
That would be crazy a bio weapon that kills everyone on earth that has no melanin in them
FBI was just joking. Yeah. Yeah crazy. Yeah
That'd be a crazy joke right moving right along
On Aaron to run away with any ideas
Dude you could do that. I don't care fuck it. Everything's fucked man. Just
Man, it's gonna call ask me and order everything need. I guess what you're describing is basically just
what every home in Portland, Oregon was like
during that summer we're talking about
with those wild ass fires.
With a heat dome?
That orange sky.
Oh.
No, the wildfires.
I think they had wildfires in a heat dome
like at the same time or some shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Not ideal.
Yeah, man.
I may have just made that up, I don't know.
I'm just, I'm in my making up era.
Some people have flop eras,
now I'm just, I'm in my making shit up era.
Technically, everything is made up.
Like, you know, I saw a tweet, man,
from an incredibly racist tweet.
I mean, it's always been bad, you know, since even before I guess
Must Cook Over, but people are just saying this shit. This guy was like, Juneteenth is, I think it was
Andrew Tate actually. He's like, Juneteenth is a made up, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. He said the word
nigger dog, it was crazy, like hard R. But dude, he just said Andrew Tate. I honestly didn't even have offense
to the racism, honestly, right? Because what else are you else you can expect right? This guy's a pedophile, but there's an Andrew type black though
He's yeah, he's mixed. He's mixed
I don't know if he I
Think yeah, I think he is black. I think yeah. Yeah, I think he had I'm not sure it was more
It was more the pronunciation that you took exactly the spelling, right? But forget even slurs, yo.
He was like, Juneteenth is a made-up holiday.
And I was like, dog, isn't every holiday
made up?
Like, people were getting
mad about him using slurs. And I was just kind of like,
I was just like, every holiday is made up.
Are you saying there are holidays that are more real than other ones?
I guess if you have adopted
those politics, you have forfeit your
right to just leisurely use that term
Man that's
It's so funny that like sit right wingers think that like certain holidays were like gifted to us from on high
By whom I don't know the aliens God. I was gonna say the aliens first that God the aliens
Yeah, God just down
came down from Mount Ararat with the pillar, the stone pillars, it said.
Now you have to celebrate Columbus Day.
That's just unalienable.
I haven't even vented the God yet, but I will.
I'm working.
Yeah, right, right, right. There will, but I will I'm working. Yeah
I'm gonna invent the ultimate con man on the high seas one of these days
And when I do you'll remember his birth you'll be off of work for his birthday
And there'll be a really good soprano is better about it. Yeah
Speaking of sopranos busy David Simon
Going on this
What's David Simon have to do with sopranos I thought no he didn't write he did the wire He did a think of the wire the wire. Yeah, never mind David
David was his name that did
Sprannos Oh David Chase David Chase. Yeah, sorry. I didn't chase. I didn't mean for you to catch a stray my bad
David Chase? David Chase, yeah.
Sorry, David Chase.
I didn't mean for you to catch a stray.
My bad.
What did David Simon say?
He was just doing this whole thing.
I think I see a lot of Hollywood types do this, where they're doing like a, they see
how wildly unpopular this shit is now, just amongst John Q. American.
You mean supporting Israel?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what they're doing now is like retconning
the whole entire history of that conflict
and saying like, well, I put it as much on Yasser Arafat
as I do Benjamin Netanyahu.
Like there's not been this asymmetrical relationship
going back decades and decades and decades, you know
And as if as if this is not within people's lifetimes, you know
because I mean it's one thing to say that like, you know when when you
You know you you challenge back with like well, you know, it didn't start on October 7th
You know whether you want to talk about like the 1940s or even before that right in the 20s
You know I'm saying but like it's like this happened within people even before that right in the 20s you know I'm saying but
like it's like this happened within people's like this was in like I mean
right beyond my lifetime I was like I was born right after this you know this
wasn't like decades and decades ago you know you can't retcon shit like that I
did see David Simon plugging an anti-net and Yahoo rally they're gonna
have unlike Capitol Hill or some shit it It's like, oh, good luck.
Hey, good luck.
But they're also, that's also like,
they're like last ditch effort to like distance themselves
from like the carnage of all this.
Like, oh, if we just throw Net and Yahoo under the bus,
then everybody will forgive us for taking
the most insane position for the last seven months.
You know what I mean?
Or nine months now.
Yeah.
I think that's something that we've said recently too, man,
is what they're gonna start doing once it,
I mean, it just becomes like,
there's no way that you can continue to just like,
either deny there's a genocide or even just condone it,
but they're just gonna start singling individuals out,
like Netanyahu, I mean, I'm even seeing sometimes it's like,
and I even referenced this where it's like a far-right
Israeli politician had a reference to Hitler quote, you know
Oh, yeah advocating for the ethnic cleansing and it's like yo, but dog like I don't know
I did is that the one where he said?
God curse his name, but then like proceeded to praise him
He's like like it's like that's like a New Yorker telling you no disrespect and then you'll tell him
to go fuck yourself or something like that.
Or it's genuinely straight out of the unreconstructed Confederate playbook, like Jefferson Davis
now, or curse his name or whatever, but he had some ideas.
It's the point still.
I don't like him a damn bit, but you have to hand it to him on this one like, you know
arcane thing
But it's just like you know, if you if you I mean, I've seen polls, right?
I'm not gonna you know, I can't I can't quote anything exact right now
But just the general sentiment among the Israeli population is not too far from what that guy said, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but like we were saying it's just like you you you have to pick out you have to
Individualize it instead of putting it into context that this is not one person a one party
But like it's an ethno state, you know
Yeah, I mean, yeah, like you said it's just polls
But if those are to be believed then three-quarters of the goddamn country think that they're either doing the right thing or not enough
I saw like a video of that Smotrich guy. I mean he might be like the finance minister. I think in Israel
I can't remember he was like walking through the streets, and there was like
Teaming hordes of masses like surrounding him like yeah
Yeah, I mean it was like fucking Hitler youth
Hitler rally like what the fuck man well. I mean it's all like Nazi infighting man. It's a hitler rally. Do you like what the fuck man? Well, I mean, it's all like Nazi infighting man. It's like
this week
Netanyahu
released some video
basically
Calling out he didn't call in he called out Biden for stopping
arm shipments and
Biden was reportedly incensed and enraged and within like 30 minutes of them doing that there was a story that was like they're gonna read them
the arms they're they're actually gonna read something else yo and it's so funny because
it's like I'm sure Netanyahu knows that you know because I saw that too and I was like
dude there's no way that we're stopping arms ship.
I mean, this is just a rhetorical thing
or even if there's some kind of slow down,
there's still gonna be armed American made weapons
that are getting to Israel, right?
But it's also just a way for, see, I hate this shit, man.
Like they get to call out the United States and Biden,
even though they're getting unequivocal support.
You know?
Well, dude, yeah, it probably literally,
it probably came down to some supply chain issues some fucking
Just some like dead-eyed
contractor in like fucking
Virginia Beach or something probably forgot to sign like a
Chain of custody paperwork and so left a letter off the head
Circle the third guy that
Left a letter off the head. Yeah, full circle the third guy that
But talent and so it's that third guy that's jamming everything up That's who they need to hang this on some third guy some third guy
So instead of getting like probably thousand missiles this month. They got like twenty three thousand and they're like, oh my god
God
And so then you get like Biden and Netanyahu
Essentially in a dick measuring contest over who's more committed to killing the most people here
Fucking psychotic saw that fucking video. I put us like if you give us the tools and we'll finish the job I'm a fucker get your own goddamn tools you fuck. Yeah, that's crazy. They have the fucking tools
Yeah, I know I know Dude, they're spending more time, but I don't know if y'all saw I mean, I'm sure you guys saw this
But uh, they're spending more time like
printing out
Hitler Nazi propaganda and you know covering it with Arabic and planting it in the
Palestinians like the fact that there's a whole entire
in the whole of the Palestinians. Like the fact that there's a whole entire
Psyop dedicated to that with money,
you know what I mean, that you're printing these
with paper, you're going to get the Photoshop dog Adobe
and you're creating this, you know what I'm saying?
It's just sick, dude, it's fucking sick, man.
I'm gonna go ahead and dispel at least one popular
elders of the, probably cause the elders elders design trope is that I don't
think that Jews control the media anymore after seeing some of his hands
pressure
yeah dude it's oh my god yeah that that le cooed guy quoting Adolf Hitler
Like
Warmly and
You know with praise that really fucking got me man. That's
But I feel like it happens constantly like they're constantly saying like well you got a hand it to him
Well, I mean like the fucking first six months of this literally the first you don't see this as much now
I don't feel like but it was
Defining it was everywhere the first six months after like October 7th
It was Hamas is worse than the Nazis they did
They killed more people on October 7th in the Holocaust and that kind of stuff you don't have saying it was like
It was like the most insane Holocaust denial you've ever seen in your life
This is feel like they they don't say that as much as anymore. I don't feel like where I haven't seen it
I'm sure they do. I'm not hitting translate tweet enough on enough Hebrew tweets
No, it's like it's sorry to steal a will will medicare's tweet, but we'll have a funny tweet
It's like um, you know, the New York Times would instead say,
Israel looks towards the past, right?
You know, to build a better future,
or some shit like that, you know what I mean?
With that Hitler quote, you know?
So it's like, whatever they actually even say,
like, I mean, even if you have Israeli officials
talking about nuking Gaza, you know what I mean?
It either gets overlooked,
or the people who are diehard supporters will somehow, you know what I mean? It either gets overlooked or the people
who are diehard supporters will somehow,
you know what I mean, twist those words, you know,
to make it sound like somebody would be like,
well, that Hitler quote,
the only reason why he brought it up
is because he was talking about a fascist Islamist, right?
Hamas, you know?
That's why he brought the quote up.
But then he brings up the quote
to argue for ethnic cleansing you know right there's no
situation where you want to bring up a Hitler quote when you're advocating for
ethnic cleansing not a lot of utility there oh man fucking a dude it, it's pretty bad. It's like to the point, like I have seen no less than three articles on the front pages
of major outlets this week casting serious doubt on Biden's prospects.
I specifically read one in Politico that was like, the problem with Biden is Biden, because
they were talking about all the down ballot elections that
Democrats are pulling pretty well in
Like dem and that biden is just i mean he's even losing
he's even losing support with like
middle-class suburban white women like that's
That's your fucking i read butter baby yeah
Well that happens when you can't talk
Hard to garner support when you can't communicate I just I just it's like on that note man
I I still can't believe there's gonna be a debate later this month. Oh, man
Dude on that note did you guys see this? This is this dude this blew my fucking mind
This is from CNN
Former President Donald Trump will get the final word when he debates President Joe Biden on CNN next week
After a coin flip to determine podium placement and the order of closing statements. The coin
landed on the Biden campaign's pick, Tails. Biden's campaign chose to select
the right podium position which means that the Democratic
president will be on the right side of the television screen and the
Republican rival will be on the viewer's left side and that makes that allow us. Listen bro, they did that because they know he's gonna fall asleep before the end of the
season closing statement.
Yeah.
No, that's a coin flip whether he makes it through the night or not.
Yeah, right.
Listen, if that shit'll put me to sleep, I know what it's doing to his fucking dumbass
brain.
Dude, that's insane.
Oh, god.
Like, you know his strength is not debating
it's gonna be on a strong closing statement but they just gave it away
Trump is the guy who always has to have the last word and that's literally what
you gave him Trump is like the guy when you try to leave his house you're like
alright bye he's like no you bye and you're like alright bye he's like no you
like I know you goodbye is like what what, you buy. And you're like, all right, bye. He's like, no, you buy. You're like, all right, bye. No, you can buy.
He's just like, come on, dog.
What are you doing, man?
Yo, I don't think, I don't mean this as a joke.
And I know that people would say, why do you think that?
That doesn't make any sense.
That's antithetical to politics anyway.
First of all, the Democrats are not doing politics.
But I don't think they want to win.
I really don't think that they want to win, man.
In that political article, they quoted one strategist
and he was like, I think Biden,
and I think we've maybe even talked about this before.
I think I've seen this guy saying a similar thing
in another article we've read, but this guy was like,
I think Biden should lean into it and be self-deprecating.
It's like, okay, you're self-deprecating about like-
What is he, a fucking stand-up comedian
You've put you've put on 20 pounds. Yeah
Right not that you're losing your attachment to reality
Also, you have the nuclear codes while that's going up
Also, you can't joke about something that is so consequential to your figure.
It also to be self-deprecating requires a degree of self-awareness that he clearly doesn't
have.
It requires the awareness that you are deprecating yourself.
If you are confused about the concept of self-recation you can't self deprecate
We have I've had so many I've seen so many amazing images this this year so far, but genuinely
Probably the best I like you could not ask for something this
beautiful and poetic but like
at the g7 summit last week, which was like the New York Times brand,
a story about it, and it was an incredibly like surreal
story because every single person there,
I think with the exception of Maloney,
is vulnerable to losing the next election.
Like they're all.
Who's Maloney, is that the Italian lady? Italian, yeah, yeah, the Italian fascist lady they're all alone is that the Italian lady Italian
Yeah, yeah, the Italian fascists like the melon Italian fascist melon lady. Yeah, but it was like true dough McCrone
Fucking you know Biden like several losers ball
And like that was the pretense of the article It was like G7 meets with every leader there
on the verge of vulnerability of losing their election.
But the best image of that was you've got
these seven ineffectual, just completely clueless leaders,
just not prepared in any way for the moment
to meet the moment, to meet the demands
and urgency of the moment. Much less the demands and urgency of the moment.
Much less the future.
Much less the future.
And there's this demonstration of this hang glider
or a paratrooper or something coming down
and he parachutes into the ground.
And right at the moment when he's about to do
his fancy thing and land, Biden just turns around
and just starts walking away,
walking away in the opposite direction.
And everybody think it was like a boss barricade or some shit like that.
Did he get shook?
Yeah, he got triggered from his epigenetic as a boss.
Yeah, because his dad was in a kibbutz.
He had the epigenetic trigger.
Well, and also you got to see an uncle eating my cannibals, too.
It's amazing how many people in this race have uncles eaten by cannibals
This moment we have two men running for office that have experience with
I
Is dude, you know, it's so funny about that top yo, we got RFK Trump at Biden and
RFK and Biden have said the craziest
Trump's the most level head now granted his intentions been elsewhere, but still dog his cheesecake factory rat you know to me
It's kind of insane expensive dude
The Atlantic actually had an astute observation for once this week Maybe the first time I've ever seen it which is that like Trump's campaign has lost all substance in the sense that there's no great
Hits anymore. He doesn't do lock her up, he doesn't do build,
there's no slogans like that.
It's crazy, you know what I'm saying?
That was all his 2016 and 2020 campaigns
was these slogans, but he's got none of that now.
Dude, I wish I could, I don't have it in front of me, man,
but I got this, I've been meaning to post it.
I got this postcard, yo.
It's a mock postcard, right, for my brother-in-law,
because his male's addressed to here, and it's a Democratic Party postcard.
And I think it's actually handwritten, because sometimes they would send that to make it
seem like, oh, we really care about you.
We're going to write you a handwritten postcard, but it's always printed out right.
But this one, on the front of it, it has like gun control, abortion, immigration,
like just words, right? Just like issue words, right? And then on the back is a handwritten
note that basically says that, oh, it's basically talking about gun control, which I'm not saying
for some people in every election, that's not an issue. I'm not saying that, right?
But I mean, like there are other issues like that But, I mean, like, there are other issues, like,
that people, I mean, Israel gods are the economy, right?
Right, even abortion, right?
Yo, it didn't say any of that,
except one printed word abortion on the front.
And it also was written, like,
it looks like some fucking Zodiac killer shit.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Like, the handwriting is, like, frantic. You know what I'm saying?
I have to find the answer. We gave you all the clues of who you should vote for. Yeah, yeah, the other little snowman man.
Yes, yo. I mean my point is that it's it's it's a green it's substance. It's substance-less, right?
Like I know that those are key issues for Democrats
But there's nothing in it like you would be better off reading the frequently asked questions on his campaign site or who is Joe Biden?
You know what I mean?
It's almost like this is like an artifact or a memento that whole symbolic value
More than it's communicating any information any any even any even any even attempt to persuade you you know what I'm saying yes
Did that I mean at this point they're undercutting their own arguments like this past week
Biden ran an ad on
Inflation after fucking nine months of telling us that there is no inflation inflation has gone down the economy's fine
So they're like it they're doing the same thing with all these things that they've done on Gaza where they've said like we hear you
We see you we know this is bad, but we're still gonna keep doing it, but we know this is bad
But we're still gonna keep doing it But we know this is bad, but we're still gonna keep doing it
Ever mind you of the things that we didn't protect and didn't promise that we were gonna do
But we're still gonna run on those things
Astonishing I don't mean it's it's it's political mouth. I can't even call political malpractice. It's just it's just I don't even know what it is
man, the the going back to that image of the g7 thing where that like paratrooper dropped in
What was so funny about that was that when he turned to walk away?
All these other leaders were kind of like looking at him like should we do that too?
Like what should we do?
I'm gonna speak to any heads of state out there okay within earshot of this broadcast
many are and I'm gonna tell you and I and I'm sure most of the those that have a seat of the UN are
listening but
You do not under any circumstances have to follow this man anywhere
Least of all not to the bathroom because no you know
You're gonna find yourself in the legends of the hidden temple
If he decides to walk off a cliff
Yeah, unless your name's Evo Morales Evo Morales we need to see you in the principal's office everybody else follow Joe Biden
Office everybody else followed your body
We couldn't have even
Various series of memes of like people following Biden to various places. Yeah, like the legends of the hidden temple
Said to the Darnia wardrobe the Narnia wardrobe the The Narnia wardrobe, the beach that makes you old. Like just all these various places like, where are we?
The Woodstock 98 stage when DMX took the stage.
To literally a sea of, like the whole world watched,
you know?
Every man, woman and child watched DMX perform that day.
Rest in peace, rest in peace.
Oh my god, dude.
That's where I made the game.
Just, just the decay, man.
Just like the, someone dug up,
I think it was Tim Barker on Twitter,
found this article that Anthony Blinken wrote
when he was in college for the Harvard Crimson
in September 1982 called Israel's saving grace
I thought it was a fascinating artifact
It starts off
Israelis of all political persuasions are living a new year of shame in the aftermath of last week's massacre of innocent Palestinian
refugees as the details slowly emerge
It seems clear some members of the military knew of the carnage undertaken by the Christian militia from its start,
but the horrors of Shatila and Sabra obscure what we must hope will be the Jewish state's eventual salvation, thank God, but I wish I had it saved my bookmarks. But I saw when Biden was a senator, I don't know how to pronounce his name, is it spelled
Begin, Begin, I guess, the Prime Minister, right?
And there's that anecdote of Reagan calling, right, calling him to cut it out when I think
it was the war with Lebanon, I think.
It was, yeah. And yeah, and at the time, Biden, who was then a senator,
had I think he met with Begin and he said, he was like actually congratulating him, you know,
and that that he would have supported them going farther,
even if it meant killing women and children, you know.
And like, I think even that dude was just kind of like, well, like,
I think he said something akin to like well
You know just like not attacking civilians is just like a humanitarian
Like I mean in my words a red line, you know, and I just thought it was kind of ironic that like, you know
I mean all these horrible things that you learn about Joe Biden, you know that he supported when he was a senator and it's like
You know, he's always been genocide Joe, you know, always know always been that guy you know well and also also
Blinken too well like it is a fascinating thing because this is like a document that shows that like
His roots in like liberal Zionism
right and how they they used to have even this like modicum of
rhetorical gesture towards the Palestinians
But the whole, I don't know,
the whole point of this dumbass little article
he wrote when he was probably like 22, 21 or 22,
is just that like, well, Israel may not be perfect,
but at least it has democracy
and that's the thing that saves it.
And that's like, that's literally at the heart
of the whole American thing too.
It's like, oh, it's not perfect,
but we've got democracy and that's what saves it.
You know what democracy just means, man? It just means that it's not perfect, but we've got democracy and that's what states You know you know what democracy just means man
It just means that like like I mean I know people know this is probably a moot point
But it's just like you know like whenever they say Israel has democracy all that really means is that they quelled the democratic rights of other
People right yeah, it's almost like just the inverse you know what I'm saying because countries that have that you know have democratically elected leaders
Who implement democratic socialists right? You know what I'm saying? Because countries that have that, you know, have democratically elected leaders who implement
Democratic socialists, right?
You know social welfare policies. Those are not democratic countries
I mean look at what they're saying we talked we talked about it with Alex took what they're saying about Mexico
You know what I mean? Right? So it's just like it's always just I don't know people know this but it's just like it's just
Everything is the inverse. Everything is opposite. They're like Bizarro from Superman. You know what I'm saying?
You know saying I am having a bad day. Oh, you're having a good day. Okay. That's great bizarre. You know we are not killing children
Oh, you are killing children. Okay. Yeah, I mean it's the every accusation is a confession thing and it is
Also true for America. You know what I mean right right exactly. It's I don't know
Well, I Don't have much else today we're closing in on an hour, but there's this there's a story
I wanted to bring up
because I
think it
Popped up and kind of went away as quickly as it popped up
But this is a really fascinating stories story it's in Reuters
I don't know if you guys saw this Pentagon ran secret anti-vax campaign to
undermine China during the pandemic at the hole up hold up wait wait they ran
an anti-vax campaign to undermine China yeah all right so if they will blame
talk sure this let's talk all right hold up I All right. So if they will blame China, let's talk.
Hold on. I was just saying, if they will blame China, if they know if the
American psyche, right, the xenophobic, xenophobic psyche was blaming China for
this, right, wouldn't it then be like, OK, the vaccine?
I mean, I don't get it. Yeah, you got to talk through this.
I don't know. The levels of xenophobia and racism and just disregard
for the American
public is just a little bit too it's just a little bit too layered for me. So I do remember now that
I recall walking around in my little ghost neighborhood I do remember seeing posters of a
big red dragon and a hypodermic needle coming out of his out of of his claws, so.
Yeah, this tracks, I was wondering where that came from. At the height of the COVID-19 pandemic,
the US military launched a secret campaign
to counter what it perceived as China's growing influence
in the Philippines, a nation hit especially hard by COVID.
The clandestine operation has not been previously reported.
It aimed to sow doubt about the safety and efficacy
of vaccines and other life-saving aid
that was being supplied by China.
Through phony internet accounts
meant to impersonate Filipinos,
the military's propaganda efforts
have morphed into an anti-vax campaign.
Social media posts decried the quality of face masks test kits and the first vaccine that would become available in the
Philippines
Roaders identified at least 300 accounts on X that match descriptions shared by former US military officials
Here's one of them coat COVID came from China and the vaccine also came from China. Don't trust China, one typical tweet read.
All right, that answered my question then.
I guess at the beginning.
So how's that impersonating Filipinos?
Somebody out there said, you know, I thought Chad Hugo was the better half of the Neptune's
actually. Another another post read from China PPE face mask vaccine fake, but the coronavirus is real
Okay, the only you know, and this is a long article and you know, we could spend the rest of the
entire fucking day
Getting into it, but I genuinely
I've tried not to talk about the COVID years and the Vax years
on this show just because it was such a frat and
honestly like when I go back and look at the things I was writing and thinking and saying at the time
It's like Jesus man. It's like very paranoid. I was obviously very like not doing great
But like the traumatizing time in fairness most people weren't
Well, it's yeah, it was a trauma time for that one guy said he's having the best year of his life
Yeah, the guy who gets to go everywhere by himself because no one is there yeah
But I do remember specifically saying at the time and catching heat for it that people
Understandably would not get the vaccine and what I meant by that is that the US government obviously had no and no vested
interest in seeing people get better and
Avoid the virus and this is kind of just like proof of that like there's I mean I got the Vax
I got all the Vax's I mean you know to me like I'm back stop
But like I also at the same time I'm still getting back. I'm still getting back
I'll say at the same time though like I understood some of the paranoia and distrust because I
I'm sure if you go back and listen to those episodes
You could probably even find an episode where we're gonna
We probably say something like oh, it'll come out in five years that like the Pentagon ransom anti-vax came in because right
Oh god about right on cue four years
Says I just I don't know it's just um
It's just an interesting thing
Just you know there's really no it just makes you
I don't mean to be you know, don't mean to put on put on my tinfoil hat
But uh, it makes me think about like I mean, you know
You said this earlier Terrence like this overused term Sia, but if this sort of
Psychological operation was for any reason at all
Run in the United States if if not by law enforcement actually.
I don't even know what I'm saying, right?
But it's just, stuff like that just doesn't reflect well
because if you can do that to another country,
why wouldn't you just do that to your own people?
You know what I mean?
And that's the thing, the article goes out of its way
to be like, well there's no evidence
that they did this on Americans,
but it's like, it doesn't matter because the world the
virus doesn't give a shit about like nation boundaries or whatever if you're
running this campaign in highly like crowded urban areas in the Philippines
and Southeast Asia that are gonna be vectors for virus infection it doesn't
fucking matter if you're running the operation
over there or over here,
because that means that a large portion
of the global population is not gonna be vaxxed
and they're gonna be spreading it around.
And we live in, I'm just,
we live in a globalized world, right?
I mean, there's just like,
if the whole idea is that, well,
everyone has to be inoculated, you know what I mean?
But then you're undermining that. Yeah. And you're only harming your own population you know ultimately you know or potentially
at least right.
I was just trying to figure out like what are some of these accounts that were impersonating
Filipinos.
This specific detail.
I'm really hung up on it.
How are they selling it?
Like it's not like it's not like when God what was that woman's name for Pete Buttigieg's campaign?
Liz Smith, right?
With the Chenadu, you know what I mean?
The very African, I forget where he was from, but he was, so he's supposedly an actual
supporter of Pete Buttigieg.
But I just got me thinking, I remember know, like, I remember it being like a detailing
point that he was actually, I think Nigerian, you know?
And I was like, well, how would, if you didn't know he was, how would you, like, how would
he post, how do you post like a Filipino?
What does that mean?
Okay, I'll tell you what it means.
Here's one post, and you can't see it it but I can maybe just describe it for you
It has a red curtain on one side are a bunch of pigs like actual
swine actual pigs and they've got a bunch of like needles stuck in them and
There's like blood all over the place and on the other side of the curtain are
Muslim Filipinos and so the implication is that also they squeeze some
Islamophobia in there yes that the implication is that the the vaccines contain like pig
lipids pig fats or something that would like not be haram that is or that they were that
would be her arm yeah dude that's like that's like that's like I don't know man this just
reminds me of Trump talking about like like uh, like uh, uh, dipping bullets in pig's blood or some shit like that, you know?
Oh yeah.
Like as like a war- it's just like, like, insanely like, like Islamophobic and racist, you know?
Yeah.
Just like, dude, what the fuck, man?
One of the finest men I ever knew is a Filipino Muslim. Shout out Dr. T. Doll.
No way.
The whole T. Doll family while we're at it. I love that family
Shouts out well um it's an interesting story that I thought
Just goes to show that um that no point during the pandemic that the government actually give a fuck about what happened to anybody
Also just I guess like, I don't know, man.
I don't know if this is so far reach, far stretch,
but it does just kind of make me think about like, you know,
what this country is funding, you know, in Gaza, you know, in Palestine.
And just like, you know, just kind of circling back to this idea of like,
like, well, if they're willing to do that to other people, you know what I mean? If they're willing to carry out operations, you know just kind of circling back to this idea of like like well if they're willing to do that to other people
You know what I mean if they're willing to carry out operations
You know and crimes against humanity like this you know and you know campaigns like this then uh I don't know man
That just doesn't bode well. You know for anyone here now or in the near future you know mm-hmm
You know if you don't give a shit about any other country
Which I don't know why you would because everything you know kind of reflects
Back here, but that should give you pause well. Yeah, I mean we're talking about this where they're like and who knows
I mean maybe in my entire life
I've heard about like surges in bird flu and everything but like we're all understandably a little bit like
PTSD triggered so like I hear about these like surges in bird flu and I'm like oh fuck it's happening again
Yeah, but hey Hey, and also too. I'm just gonna tell you don't be surprised. Yes, right. Yeah, if it does take off. I mean there
The precedence is already there and also they're banning masks in certain states do that
They talked about doing it in New York and like yeah, I was to get all conspiratorial
But it is the perfect storm for something else to pop off right, right?
Uh-huh, and and this ain't even done popping off. Let's just you know
to be continued
Hopefully not
Hopefully not man. I'm still kind of confused on one thing about that story though
It's like what what was their evidence that like?
China's having too much influence in the Philippines
Do you tell us a doesn't seem like somebody very or what I guess he would have been he would have been there 2020
You're right. I put it. I don't know necessarily that they have much influence there yet
I think it's more like they're trying to curb that from yeah to to drive a wedge between
Philippines because because of growing Chinese influence in the South Pacific in the region right right right so yeah
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if this is true or right, but uh
You know I I shouldn't say it's maybe then I not. I don't know if China, you know,
shipping vaccines to other countries around the world,
right, if at a less cheaper cost
than the United States would.
I'm not saying this is the case.
I don't know for sure.
I'd be interested to know if that was a factor, right?
And trying to curb, I mean,
it's the same thing in Africa, right?
Where like, you know, whatever you want to say about China,
just building infrastructure, right and in countries where they these countries
Oh the United States the World Bank the IMF. Oh them they're in debt, right?
I mean, so it's kind of like
Yeah, man, you're doing a good job by making China look, you know, I mean like the bad guy
you know, I mean, it's it's well, it's very silly and to
Bring that back to what we were saying a second ago
They were willing to sacrifice large amounts of Americans to accomplish that because like I said if you have a large fucking global demographic
That's not vaccinated that fucking impacts Americans like I'm sorry and so it's it's
in this
Imperial global cold war we have with China like they have made it abundantly clear that they're perfectly willing to sacrifice
Americans to further their agenda and their interests
So well, it's par for the course for a fork. What's that term par for the course? I guess
Car for the course car for the poor car for the poor
They are for the poor
I'm saying that's some American-ass shit this is a car for the port it's car for the
port brother dude I can't stop thinking about those heads on Easter Island
imagine if you were like back in the day you were get you like told your boy like
in a neighbor island,
yeah, I got some head on Easter Island.
He'd be like, oh, what?
Nah, imagine being one of the guys
that they told you to move out the way
when the aliens were lowering the Easter Island head,
but you did it, and there's one guy buried under there.
They've got the backup noise.
Surely some rapper has made an illusion to getting more head than Easter Island
Let's look it up, I'm sure if they haven't dude that would be crazy
More head if they have it
I'm gonna make a meme with a really like old ass like you know picture like 90s looking digital camera
picture of the Easter Island and that text that says exactly yeah more hit I'm
getting more head than Easter Island it's like a 0.5 JPEG dude I don't see any
really well I'm gonna go ahead and claim the copyright on that if you do use that
in the future you will be paying me publishing no dude mate me
I'm the one who said it you have to pay me
Look at you steal his idea top
I'm just kidding true Billy's we'll split the publishing
Okay, all right, let's wrap this up
final thoughts
Noam Chomsky is dying this week. Or maybe not. He might
not be. He might be dying next year.
I just want to say, I'm not laughing like Noam Chomsky's dying, but what I am laughing
is that-
His beautiful penis is dying? There's nothing to laugh about, motherfucker.
I just think it's funny that, I'll just put it this way, I hope that I'm well loved enough
that people publish my obituary before I die
You know
People are so
Anticipatory of my death, you know to be but in a good way to honor me that they published my obituary a couple days
a week before I die
well, I feel like we re-ref we riffed on Chomsky on the
Feel like we re ref we riffed on Chomsky on the
Patreon we had a bonus episode yesterday, so if you want our unfiltered thoughts on Chomsky You're not getting it on main motherfucker
So you're gonna have to pay for that shit. I did send him an email asking him if you liked bionicles
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He never replied to me, and I hope that he does
You have either one person he's never replied to
There that's fucking great, maybe he thought it was like some I
Glass Maybe he thought it was like some I Glass
Do you like bionicles mr. Chomsky
I do sorry oh
My god all right if you want us to if you want to hear our thoughts on Chomsky and is
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We should have asked, did anyone ever email
and ask him if he eats pussy?
I'm sure many people have asked him that.
What if he didn't and it was like a junior
soprano type deal and all of it,
or what if he did and it was a junior soprano
type deal and all of his boys made fun of him?
Like, did you hear this?
No, he eats pussy.
You mean, like, you know Batman,
DC Comics said that Batman doesn't eat pussy.
So what if it's like Batman?
Is that the official line?
Dude, like somebody had, somebody had a-
That's Cannon.
Yeah, Cannon, somebody, I think somebody had alluded,
like, and maybe it was like the Harley Quinn show, I think.
The animated one, the adult show had alluded to Batman.
Nah, I think he was literally eating pussy in one scene,
or implied. And I think think yeah, you know,
one of DC's rules is I guess you can show ass and titties
but Batman can't eat pussy.
Dude, I should have brought this earlier,
but I should have brought this up earlier.
As we're closing out, I was closing my tabs just now.
Do you think that Biden opted to be
on the right side of the screen so as to appear like a right
Wing you know them today like Trump would appear as the way so when you say right
It's a little message like he would be a right wing. Yeah, yeah, you know why is he on the right side of the screen?
Okay, I'm the right side of the screen. Okay, if you're watching it, right?
He'll be on the right and Biden and Trump would be on the left or maybe he's trying to persuade people that he's on the right side of the screen, okay. If you're watching it, right, he'll be on the right, and Biden and Trump would be on the left.
Or maybe he's trying to persuade people
that he's on the right side of history.
Or maybe they misinterpreted,
because it's such a fuck up campaign
and they're so half, like half-hardly doing this.
They didn't realize that by putting,
they thought that Biden would be first from his standpoint,
but because when you're watching it,
he's actually second on the right, you know what I mean?
Maybe it was just a mistake, you know?
Could've been.
I get that mixed up all the time,
like stage left, stage right, I don't know what that is.
Dude, I get my left and right head mixed up all the time.
You mean to your left or your right, you know?
I'm kidding, I do that.
Starboard and aft.
And it's on vantage point.
Yeah, I should've asked him if he wants to be starboard.
Wait, starboard is the right and the left the left side right? No starboard is right?
Shit, I should know that from Star Trek shit man starboard not even from sailing but from spaceships
How'd you know that from the spaceship show I watch
Everything's a nautical reference
Damn I want to know that now
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