Trillbilly Worker's Party - UNLOCKED: The Fuck It List (w/ special guest Aaron Thorpe)
Episode Date: October 5, 2020Unlocked premium episode concerning our initial reactions to the news that President Donald J. Trump has contracted the Covid-19 virus Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty...
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I have felt every possible human emotion this week.
Every one of them.
Despair, absurdity, just laughter, crying laughter.
Absolutely.
I woke my girlfriend up cackling, laughing.
Dude, I went to, yo, Tanya, if it wasn't for your reply was the first thing that I saw the day after.
Because I was out with my ex man and
she didn't even we were drunk it's my birthday and she didn't even tell me that this motherfucker
got it she knew and she didn't tell you yeah because she thought i knew because i'm always
on my phone but like that one night i was like yo it's my birthday fuck this shit i know every
all three of you were out all three of you were asleep i'm usually the one to sleep at 10 o'clock
but i stayed up late are we recording this is very important
i stayed up late which i never do just for rihanna's fashion show just for rihanna's lingerie
drop at midnight i bought a bunch of lingerie at 12 12 and right around the end that's like the
exact time the news dropped and i just went i was like a fucking hyena i lost my entire fucking mind
dude i just i just like people were dming me and hitting me up and shit like yo where are you and
i was like you were blacked out it was your birthday yeah i was black the fuck out i woke
up at like noon and so he got covid i was like yes good morning king Good morning, King. Inshallah. Inshallah.
Dead ass, yo.
Oh, my God.
Let me, so we're recording, but let's do a clap just real fast.
Sorry to interrupt.
One, two, three, clap.
One, two, three.
Perfect.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. whose tag is that i don't it was metro boomin for a little
bit i thought was that one is that one metro boomin's tag like he's got the young thug tag
oh god yeah did you guys see um so you, obviously this is the big Trump COVID episode, but...
First, first things first.
Who's your favorite producer tag?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Did y'all see...
Did you guys see how that Parkland shooting victim's parents, like he, this kid,
this high schooler was killed in the Parkland shooting and his parents turned him into an
AI, like Tupac hologram type thing to tell people to go out and vote.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, Black Mirror.
That is so sick.
Dude, how you gonna start me off on that shit?
Yo, wasn't that a Spielberg movie, bro?
Oh my God.
Dude, that was like the plot of AI, yo.
Like, their kid was like sick
and cryogenically frozen
and then they had like his likeness or some shit.
What the fuck is going on, man?
And they deploy him to tell people to vote?
I mean, that's like the new version, right?
Tell me he's not saying vote or die.
Oh, if he is, that's going to be the best.
Don't turn out like me.
That's really the most you can hope for in this country.
Not only will you die without health care and all the other amenities,
you can rest assured that somebody will turn your likeness
into an AI-generated hologram to berate and scold people
to go vote for Joe Biden.
I mean, it's like what they did with Colin Kaepernick,
man. They turned his likeness, like,
you know, into this fucking Madden game,
and this motherfucker still don't got a job, you know?
Yeah.
God, how sick.
Oh, my God.
I'm already a ghost. I will haunt these
bastards.
Dark times, truly.
Terrence has been dead for four years. This is
Cotard's collection.
That's what this is.
I have had a few moments like that recently
where I wake up in the morning and say to
myself, am I alive? Really?
I feel so bad.
I shouldn't be alive.
We started Trillbillies to avenge
your death.
This whole thing has been an elaborate
plot. Thank you.
You've been immortalized, Harris.
Good morning.
Good morning. Sunday morning.
That whole idea
of uploading your consciousness into a
computer once you die, that shit is such
cold comfort for me.
Elon Musk and he's
like oh yeah we can live forever we'll just upload consciousness it's like man that ain't that ain't
the same i'd rather just be dead yo just let me rest bed yeah for sure well you will be that's
the thing you won't have any extensions like so you won't know that your consciousness has been uploaded to something, right?
You will still be dead.
Yeah, it's just like for the people around you.
You imagine like willing your dead father's uploaded consciousness into a restaurant or some shit.
Oh my God.
People have been doing that pretty soon.
Just take him off of Father's Day or Red Lobster or some shit.
That's how they're going to finish out the Trump presidency.
They're going to be wheeling him around
as AI.
They've already uploaded him.
He's having fever dreams right now where he's stuck
in like 1980s right now, man.
He's just pissing on women in the 80s so happy jesus fucking christ
so um so this is the long-awaited trump got coronavirus episode um so if you're listening
to this i'm sure at this point hopefully you aren't hopefully so a few
months ago we came up with the character who had not heard of coronavirus but heard of
cancel culture and so um i guess this episode or this introduction would be for the person who had
not who had heard of cancel culture but was not aware that president trump had gotten coronavirus so if you somehow miss this news
president trump has coronavirus breaking breaking inshallah the funny thing about that so i don't
know if you guys agree with this or not but like you know it's always been kind of conventional
wisdom in in media to dump news on friday right because that kind of deadens it and yeah if it's
huge news they'll dump it on friday especially a holiday weekend that's when they announced uh
the our prison record of decision was on good friday oh was it right yep it was good friday
yeah so um you know you always you always want to announce some breaking news on a Friday.
And I like the idea that, so there's been all this speculation, right?
Like whether Trump really does have COVID or not.
People have, you know, been speculating all over the internet.
Or perhaps if he knew prior to Thursday that he had it.
Or the timeline of when,
what he knew or whatever.
But it is kind of interesting to think about.
Maybe they did know as early as Tuesday or Wednesday and they decided they
would drop it on Friday.
And if that's the case,
I think it's really hilarious that they thought that like,
oh,
well we'll just drop this on Friday and maybe it'll get buried under some
other stuff.
Like it wasn't just the biggest news.
It'll get buried under like SNL coming back out and some shit like that.
Yeah.
Trump's like, the people, Kate McKinnon's going to do RBG on Saturday.
People have forgotten about it by then.
Don't worry about it.
I'll be out of the hospital.
Like, nah, dude.
Two weeks, motherfucker.
Let's go.
By that time, I'll be uploading.
Exactly.
But so there is a timeline of events that I have assembled with the help of various news sources
and other timelines of events that I just plagiarized from.
So you can, I guess probably the first place to start with on trump's covid diagnosis
is an event held last saturday on my birthday actually um it would be pretty funny if trump
contracted covid on my birthday but um there was an announcement there was an announcement
i i guess at the white house of amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court last Saturday on September 26th.
You can see tons of photos from this event.
There's been photos and videos going around.
No one is wearing masks.
Everyone is in close proximity to each other indoors.
And so we know for a fact that mike lee no cell phones out
just including my senator katie loffler whatever her name is was there so god willing yo
yeah god yeah at least give us something anybody yo i'll take anybody else hey steven miller
fucking kelly just somebody well we're collecting Tom Tillis may have been or may Tom
Tillis tested positive they're not sure whether he got it at this event or not but he did test
positive after this event and I'm sure that you may have remembered his name there was a recent
news story going around how someone from Tom Tillis's office told one of his constituents
sorry you don't have healthcare.
You're just going to have to figure out a way to pay for it. That's a you
problem, not a me problem. Yeah, he compared
it to like buying, like wanting a new
pair of pants or some shit like that.
Exactly. Oh my god.
So he's a good, if somebody's going to die
from this, he's a good candidate.
Exactly. Like the smart money
is on Chris Christie just because he's
comorbid, but like that ain't really doing shit. Nah, I need a little bit more than that. on Chris Christie just cause he's comorbid but like that ain't really doing
nah I need a little bit more than that
like Chris Christie's like
honestly my favorite right now is
Kellyanne Conway because her
15 year old daughter
has been trolling her ass on
TikTok and making videos of her
like coughing around the house
the kids are alright dude
the kids are alright dude. The kids are alright.
She didn't even tell her daughter she had
just spreading that shit around her house.
And now her daughter's just like
reaming her on TikTok.
God damn.
So
so
Tom Tillis may have gotten it from this event.
Utah Senator Mike Lee may have gotten it from this event. Utah Senator Mike Lee may have gotten it from this event.
The president of Notre Dame was there.
And so that seems to be the chain of infection there.
But then the next big event in this timeline is Tuesday night at the debate.
So, apparently the person who, I guess guess helped trump prep for the debate we speculated
this on our last episode which is now completely irrelevant by the way it's funny to like read
people uh talking about it on online like well all the debate um postmortems are completely
irrelevant now it doesn't matter anymore um it's kind of nice to get into a time machine though and go back yeah no for
posterity it will be useful i suppose another time um chris christie and rudy giuliani and kelly
and conway all helped trump prepare for the debate um as we now know chris christie and conway and
trump's campaign manager bill stephan or stepine. I don't know how you pronounce his last name.
All tested positive for the virus.
But the thing you see going around is that apparently,
according to Chris Wallace,
Trump showed up too late to the debate to get tested.
And so...
An honor system.
An honor system.
It was on an honor system.
What does that mean, bro like i don't i
don't understand the logic behind that i mean i saw this tweet from chris hayes that said something
like oh he knew he had it and he still went around i'm like dude if you're still surprised by like
how sociopathic he is like i don't know how to i don't know how to help you dude i don't know
to tell you i love i've loved chris hayes's
response to all this like it's just incredulous every one of his tweets is like all caps like
he went around you're exactly right here he went around knowing he had it it's like
yeah yeah exactly and one i mean it's like a net positive right because he's going to spread it to
all these fucking limp dick motherfuckers but like two it's just like come on man why is this
happening why is this happening all of msnbc is wild to me i don't watch it enough to realize how
fucking maniacal these people are and every time i do
it is a shudder it is such a shock i'm like well it's so baby-brained man like you know
rachel maddow comparing trump to like your best friend who smokes cigarettes and now has cancer
it's just like what like i'm like bro you spent like your whole the whole year the whole four
years telling us like how much of a threat to our democracy he was, but now...
Existential threat.
Oh my God, Eddie.
Yeah, so we'll get to the liberal responses here in a second.
Let's go through the timeline for Wednesday, because as this news story slowly started to evolve,
because as this news story slowly started to evolve,
what came out on Wednesday was that Hope Hicks,
who I guess is, is she Trump's press secretary?
No, one of his personal aides.
Okay, all right.
So Hope Hicks tested positive on Wednesday.
She traveled in close quarters with Trump on air force one on wednesday and they went to a closed fundraiser in the suburb of shorewood minnesota and and i like the idea of the like this group of people dan
scavino hope hicks trump mel melania all just traipsing through the Midwestern countryside like the Grim Reaper.
Or Ingrid Bergman's, like, Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal,
just doling out coronavirus.
Just killing people, slaughtering people along the way, yo.
Just like, just village people just dropping dead after they pass through.
You get to the village and no one is there.
It's a fucking ghost town. And they're all just skeletons in here. people just drop to bed after they pass through you get to the village and no one is there it's
fucking ghost town yeah and they're all just skeletons um so they went to a fundraiser on
wednesday this was after hope six tested positive trump knew that she tested positive and knew that
he had been in close quarters with her and had not been wearing a mask they went to this fundraiser in the suburb of shorewood minnesota for i shit you not i thought
this detail was so goddamn funny they went to a fundraiser for cambria which is a company that
makes granite countertops for kitchens i just thought that was such a great detail. A fundraiser?
Let me wrap my head around two things here.
One, they're throwing fundraisers for companies now?
Yeah, I had no idea.
No, vice versa. It was, the
company was fundraising
for Trump. I'm sorry.
I was like,
I mean, dude, I've heard countless
stories about how the marble countertop industry is on the run.
They got a powerful lobby if they got the most powerful man in the world coming in there to shake the bushes.
Well, I mean, yeah, no, it was essentially a fundraiser for the wine mom aesthetic.
Not for wine mom specifically, but for suburban wine mom aesthetic.
The motherfuckers who come to your house
will be like, that's a nice countertop.
Yes.
Exactly.
So after this,
then they flew to Duluth, Minnesota
for a rally
with most of the people in attendance
not wearing masks.
Most of the rally was full of racist remarks
regarding Ilhan Omar and the Somali immigrant community in the Twin Cities.
And then, and this is where things really start to get murky.
Because I don't know if you guys noticed this.
This was a big thing about on Saturday's news cycle.
But there was all this speculation as to when COVID knew.
You called him COVID? Yeah. to when COVID knew he had Trump.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
That was good.
I didn't mean to impart agency on the virus, but at this point, it kind of looks like the
virus does have a little bit of agency.
You remember that Dave Chappelle bit with chlamydia?
Dave Chappelle? I haven't seen you in a chlamydia dave chappelle hasn't seen you in
a while hello donald trump haven't seen you in a while um so dr conley which is one of trump's
doctors had a little bit of a slip on saturday we're recording this on october 4th sunday he
had a slip that said we're 72 hours into the diagnosis.
Now, 72 hours prior to Saturday would be Wednesday.
So it made it sound that Trump knew as early as Wednesday that he had.
Meaning that he was probably on the debate stage
while it was like incubating in his body.
Yes, yes.
And you'd tell he was pissy.
He was like inordinate.
He was sweating a lot too.
Sweating more than usual. Purling is the word. Purling is tell he was pissy. He was like inordinately pissy. He was sweating a lot, too. Sweating more than usual.
Purling is the word.
Purling is what he was doing.
Purling.
He was purling.
Dr. Conley walked that back, but another one of his doctors, Dr. Garibaldi, so you got
Conley and Garibaldi, said that Trump had undergone an experimental treatment 48 hours ago that would
have been on thursday in the middle of the day so regardless we found out at 1 a.m on friday morning
we have two doctors saying some point between wednesday and thursday trump was undergoing
experimental treatment i don't know i don't know. But regardless, he knew Hope Hicks had it,
and he had been traveling with her to these two events.
On Thursday, he flew again on Air Force One with Hope Hicks and Dan Scavino
to a fundraising event at a private golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
This was with 30 to 50 donors.
Jesus.
Feral hogs. 30 to 50 f. Feral hogs. 30 to 50
feral hogs.
Yes, 30 to 50 feral hogs.
30 to 50 feral donors.
Yes.
This event had a round table
discussion, photo ops,
and a reception, all
for $250,000 per
person. So you had to pay a quarter million dollars
getting covid to all the fucking libs yo let's go son yeah um and so and so then on thursday night
thursday night is when trump goes on hity and gives the infamous, you know, this is so great.
This is so absolutely great.
But he goes on Hannity and that's when he finds out that Hope Hicks or that's when we find out that Hope Hicks has COVID.
And they break the news live on air
to trump and trump apparently kind of already knows that she's got the diagnosis or or that
is starting to show symptoms but here's here's what's so great about this um
here's what's so great about the Hannity appearance.
So wait, tell me when the Hannity appearance is, so we're still on the timeline.
This is Thursday night.
This is Thursday night prior to him tweeting out that him and FLOTUS have tested positive.
So this is Thursday night, probably around 9, 10, 11 p.m. or so. Because he tweeted about it and said, we're going to get tested.
Me and Flotas are getting tested.
We should know in a day or two is what he said.
Remember that?
And I was like, how are they not getting rapid testing?
Where are they just to go immediately?
Can I read this real quick?
Please.
Yes, please.
Did y'all hear this?
Did you hear him wonder aloud on friday am i going out
like stan
talk about stan sheriff that gave me so much pleasure to know that he was like
afraid probably truly afraid for the first time in his fucking life yo
for the first time it ain't till hospice it ain't till hospice that they ever feel it
so um so thursday night i i just i gotta read this quote because it's one of the funniest
goddamn things i've ever read but trump is on hannity and they're talking about hope six
having hope hicks having covid and trump speculates that maybe i got it too i don't know i'm gonna
have to get tested and this is what he says.
He says, he went on to suggest
that he may have been infected
by someone from the U.S. military
or a police officer.
This is what he said.
You know, it's very hard
when you're with soldiers,
when you're with airmen,
when you're with Marines.
And I'm with the police officers.
I'm with them so much.
And when they come over to you,
it's very hard to say,
stay back, stay back.
You know, it's a tough kind of situation.
It's a terrible thing.
It's very, very hard when you're with people from the military or law enforcement because they come over to you and they want to hug you.
And they want to kiss you because we really have done a good job for them.
And you get close and things happen.
Yo, so hold up.
So hold up.
Let's not say that over there.
Let's not say that over there. You just start kissing let's not let's not let's not let's not let's not let's not let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
let's not
you just start kissing
you don't even
want to
start hugging and kissing
yo so
start feeling their ass
so he
he's blaming the cops
the beautiful boys in uniform
exactly Tony
hold up he's blaming the cops
but he knows that he can't like
blame them too much
right
because like his base
will get upset
and it's just something that
like he would never do
but at the same time though there's that shade where like yeah i probably got it from these
motherfuckers you know it's beautiful beautiful beautiful i just yeah no i just love i love it
that like he's like they're coming up to me it's uncontrollable i mean they gotta kiss me they
gotta hug me there's nothing i can do it's contagious folks once they get close to me there's no telling what'll happen oh my fucking god um
so he says yeah so he gets off of hannity and apparently um that's when i started seeing news
reports that him and flotus have to go into quarantine and that's when i went to bed like a
fucking idiot and so fast forward to 12 54 a.m um on october the 2nd 2020 donald trump tweets out
tonight flotus and i tested positive for covet 19 we will begin our quarantine and recovery process
immediately we will get through this all caps
together no motherfucker we're not getting this shit together you go get through this shit
hopefully not the fuck man what's this together shit um so so then so then cue the next 24 hours, which are incredibly insane, equal parts celebratory and thrilling and happy
and also frustrating and annoying because then the chorus of, as you were saying earlier,
then the chorus of liberals who have spent the last four years telling us that he is
so exceptionally bad, we must stop at
nothing to get him out of office then they come out and start saying listen we can't wish ill on
he is still our president well honestly that didn't start coming until sunrise we had a full night of fuckery on the website, unabridged.
No one was in our ass.
We said whatever the fuck we wanted.
We switched from Sativa to Indica and had a fucking time.
Or the other way around.
From Indica back to Sativa and had us a good ass time until about sunrise.
That's when they all got up and started acting fucking crazy.
It was the best 24 hours of content
that I've ever seen on this website, man.
Absolutely.
It was beautiful.
There's no question about it.
Just some highlights.
I just want to point out some highlights.
Some of my favorite ones,
one of my favorites was from Ava DuVernay,
who made the film 13th and made a film about the Central Park Five, who Trump took a fucking full page out of the New York Times to call for their immediate execution.
She gets on the fucking website and says, you know, we've got, you know, I don't want to wish ill on somebody, blah, blah, blah.
It's just like, are you fucking kidding me rachel maddow um someone who spent you know made the last four
years of their career talking about russia now existential yeah she was literally talking to
hillary clinton about russia the moments before the fucking debate yo it's it's like my whole thing is like bro i don't expect
like ava duvernay or rachel maddow or even obama right to be as crass as i am but you don't have
to say anything like you could just not fucking say anything at all well no you're you're exactly
right aaron and the thing that tips me over the edge on this, the thing that really got under my skin was Bernie's response.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't see his response.
No, Terrence, don't do this to me, man.
What the fuck, dude?
Bernie's all we got left in this world.
Bernie sold my phone number to Biden.
He can eat shit.
All right.
What did he say, man?
Jesus Christ.
Well, the reason why Bernie's got under my skin so bad,
Bernie said,
Jane and I wish the president and first lady
a full and speedy recovery.
The COVID-19 virus is real.
It is dangerous and it can infect anybody.
As a nation, we must do all we can to fight this virus
and protect the American people.
Now, normally I wouldn't give a fuck
what Bernie has to say.
I know he's got to play the game
and got to play the respectability politics and all this.
But the reason it's stuck under my skin so bad is because the entire reason he dropped out,
the whole reason we had the lineup behind Biden,
was because Bernie pledged himself at the very beginning to the singular task of defeating Trump
because he was exceptionally
evil and had to go and that mean that meant we had to forego all of the social programs like
medicare for all green new deal those things might jeopardize getting the bad guy out of the office
out of the white house and so those things we had to put on the back burner and get behind biden
and it's just like don't just like i don't know it's to me it's just a classic example of like this is where adhering to the
democratic the democratic party's line will get you you're gonna have to play this game of uh
and i saw this air posted this morning and now bernie's out while trump's in the hospital
bernie's out shaking the bushes for b Yeah. He's basically the only one campaigning anymore.
Where the fuck is Biden?
Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, where's Biden?
Risking his fucking health.
And yo, I like know that he's a U.S. senator, but like I know that back in his day he was a lot more radical, right?
leftist like i have this tinge of hope that like him and jane are sitting like in their fucking log cabin in vermont or some shit and just like looking at each other and chuckling and smiling
but this just like you know what i mean like he's like yo i'm not gonna tweet about her to say it
but like you know it's your law but like no dude like you if the part if the primary goal is getting
him out of office and this motherfucker has a deadly disease that may take his life then like yo it
makes our job a lot easier right let's get him out of office the world
shuffled off his fucking mortal coil man let's go man
it's very frustrating because like i said we were told for four years we had this ram down our throats that
he's so exceptionally and existentially dangerous that everything must be put on hold until we can
get him out and then all of those same people immediately just pivot and start wishing him well
and the crazy thing is like we can all see this we all see how artificial and fraudulent this is
but there's nothing we can do about it man i'll tell you this this this is the truth and particularly if you
if you live where we're in places like where we all live it's like that whole uh idea of like
wishing the bad guy well you know it's like the highest like form of morality you can achieve
that's why we got like i go over here and sit under a fucking tree
called the Jefferson Davis
Memorial Oak Tree.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the kind of shit this
attitude gets us like 40 years
down the road. You will have like
Donald Trump Memorial Children's Hospital
in Queens or some shit after this.
It's like, these people did nothing
but rot pain
and destruction in their life well that's what happens when you don't believe in anything right
when when your politics comes down to moralization or moralism and you don't actually like have like
any coherent like values right where in some like twist of cosmic justice you could say well i'm not wishing death upon him but in
this scenario where we all knew it would happen sooner or later like why not just let shit take
its course man like like what are you trying to will into existence right now bro you know exactly
this isn't even like an assassination attempt or anything. This isn't even. Yeah, it's just like.
The assassination of Donald Trump by the coward COVID. By himself.
That's essentially suicide.
Did y'all see also the fucking some Republican tweeted.
Isn't it strange that Republicans are all getting COVID right now, but the Dems don't seem to be getting it.
Like it's some kind of conspiracy
that we've caused.
After they literally
told people not to wear a mask.
Told people to drink bleach.
Told them it was a hoax.
Yeah, if I could have my way
I would love for all the Democrats
to also get it.
I'm at an equal opportunity.
Listen, we ain't seen Biden's results, you all motherfucker got blasted while he was getting his ass rained i don't know man it just really is like this thing where
liberals are going to be the death of us all man because they they just don't have any values besides being nice and having decorum.
You know damn well that if Biden got COVID, Trump would have ran with that shit, dude.
He would have ran with it.
They were doing this in real time.
You have Obama out there tweeting basically the same thing.
When they go low, we go high.
We got to be kind to our fellow whatever across the aisle.
And then literally you have Trump fundraising emails basically throwing them under the bus.
They don't give a shit.
It's because they actually fundamentally believe in vanquishing their enemies.
No, when they go low, we kick them in the fucking chest man you know what i mean like yeah yeah
did y'all see that lindsey graham's opponent showed up today or yesterday to uh y'all didn't
see this showed up to a debate with his own huge oh plexiglass yeah i watched a little bit of that
debate last night it was entertaining set up his own plexiglass like i watched a little bit of that debate last night it was entertaining
like it was yeah jamie harris jamie harrison he's still a ghoul but you know whatever it is
it's just between the next month is going to feel like a century of just banana shit i just
can't even fathom what the next month is gonna be i can't even fathom what the next month is going to be like. I can't even fathom the next week, man.
It's really mind-bending to try to get a read
on what will come of this, right?
So just to go back to the timeline for a second,
Friday you had the chorus of all the liberals once again who told us that we must you know we can't have social
programs because trump must be defeated and nothing can jeopardize that and so the left
needs to shut the fuck up or whatever and then all of them basically rehabilitate trump in less
than 12 hours um and then by the end of that day trump is in walter reed hospital
right um and and that's and that's when you get the laugh and that's when you get the quote that
tom read off where he's like am i going out like stan
he is the most unintentionally hilarious motherfucker he really is it's just his
existence it's just he is walking comedy oh my god dude and then the tweets that are coming out
from everywhere people are like yo that's not him tweeting that's like an aid or something like that
you know where it's just like like i think chris hayes also said like this is like um this has a soviet type feel to it what he said last night like i was like motherfucker i wish
but like i get i get what he's saying right it's like yo this motherfucker is still like not letting
like they're still not letting people know like what the fuck is actually happening right because
it has to be some kind of chain of command like if he gets like like worse or he like dies right but still like this motherfucker's like too proud and then i
guarantee you if he lives through this shit he's gonna be like well you see it wasn't that bad
i lived through it i didn't wear a mask and i made it i mean a couple weeks ago he said
it's affected almost nobody this This has impacted almost nobody.
Oh my God.
Yo, this motherfucker's gonna be insufferable so bad.
If he comes out the other end of this unscathed. Not just him, his entire base, because he will have reified the idea in their mind that he is the God Emperor.
He's invincible.
Nothing can bring him down.
Yeah. Yeah. God. Yeah. Man. that he is the god emperor he's invincible nothing can bring him down yeah yeah god yeah
man i mean it's just it's just also just like biden pulling negative ads you know like i'm
like well that well that shows you like who they're really trying to appeal to right because
if if we've been told by you know liberal media that he's an existential threat for the past four
years and literally like a third of the country like wants this motherfucker to croak like who like by pulling negative ads
like who does that affect you think you're gonna upset your liberal base by going negative on him
like no dude they're still trying to appeal to this mythical moderate conservative who they don't
want to upset too much it's so revealing they're trying they're i mean they're literally trying to
out trump him like that's that's been Democratic, that's been all the Dems' strategy for the last four years.
That's Amy's strategy.
She's trying to out-Trump McConnell.
It's fucking insanity.
And she's like, what, 16 fucking points down?
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking waste, yo.
Yeah, this might actually be a good segue into that story.
I mean, we don't have to spend too long on it,
but there was a crazy story that came out just two days ago,
kind of got buried in the middle of everything,
that Amy McGrath is running pro-Trump ads
in media markets in states that are swing states.
So she's running pro-Trump ads in Cincinnati media markets.
Literally explain this to me.
Explain this to me.
They can't even vote for her.
Also, yo, listen, listen.
There's one thing I know.
Nobody in Northern Kentucky has voted for Amy McGrath.
That's the most Republican fucking...
The only reason those motherfuckers voted out Matt Bevin
was because of the fucking bridge tax.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
That was their single issue.
That was their thing for holding their nose
and voting for Andy Beshear in that governor's race.
So like,
Mitch McConnell's going to have to do something like
I don't know,
like fuck a pig or some shit
like that.
Horribly deviant or like come out like i don't
know doing something with the estate tax that they don't like whatever these motherfuckers care about
i don't know you know oh my god dude yeah so the ad features a supporter praising president donald
trump in attacking her opponent republican senate majority leader mitch mcconnell um it's running it isn't running
only in deep red kentucky it's also appearing in cincinnati meaning a democratic candidate is
paying for a television spot praising trump in a state where former vice president joe biden's
campaign is spending millions of dollars to win in november fucking cucked beyond belief yo cucked beyond belief just when you think the the cucking can't get any
fucked more fucked up they cuck us more they're just like just like slobbering on that knob yo
like what are you doing complete and utter fucking insanity like my whole thing is just like
yo this is what and i've heard you guys talk about this a lot on your show right um it's just like yo this is what and i've heard you guys talk about this a lot on your show right um it's just like they don't want to win right like it's easier for them to like not fight for anything
than stand for something at all because the the the thing with the democratic party is that their
base comprises like you know what people will call the professional managerial class and also
like working class people especially working class people of color and for them to govern
would actually mean to like galvanize and organize these people and they fucking hate people they
literally hate everybody i don't what evidence is there that they want to win there is none
what evidence do we have i think tom's example of reconstruction is actually pretty useful because it goes to show you that
they cannot commit themselves to anything that goes against the country's sort of norms and
institutions so for example if they were to actually come out against trump then they would
have to simultaneously disavow the entire idea of america and um like
that's how wedded they are to the project of decorum because in their minds decorum is synonymous
with america yeah um and they they just they fundamentally don't realize that mcconnell and
the rest of that crew they they they abandoned that idea a long long time ago yeah i mean for them the idea of america
synonymous with corporate profit and the upward of redistribution of of capital and dominionism
yo like you know what i mean exactly yes yes that shit is scary as fuck bro like i don't know if
like i like i don't know if this is too much of a tangent but i was watching the boys last night
man so spoiler alert if you didn't see the latest episode.
And at the end of the episode, pretty much, this whole season, The Boys, who are fighting against all these crazed superheroes and shit like that.
This season, they actually try to go through the traditional channels of power, right?
They try to have congressional hearings on this vault company, which has been manufacturing these superheroes and shit.
which has been manufacturing these superheroes and shit and the episode last night man spoiler if anyone hasn't seen it it pretty much ends with a congressional hearing that's uh that's uh headed
by like an aoc type like figure and the superheroes are there and there's a hearing on like va apparently
like manufacturing all these superheroes and suddenly before the hearing even starts everybody's
heads start fucking exploding right like everyone's
like heads it's like it's like on some fucking like what's that movie um scan yes yes right
scanners and my producer and i'm a comrade and i were talking about it and it was like yo this
show is perfectly showing you why when you're going up against barbarism like none of these
traditional like like paths to like you know like resolving things like none of this shit fucking works because you are fighting monsters right like yeah yeah the only thing that works is you know
people power exactly the only thing that works is mass politics and for them to embrace mass
politics they would have to abandon decorum exactly so they have to choose between one of
the two the center cannot hold right yeah travel with me if you will back
to 2016 after the election you could not convince me that nancy and chuck and these ghouls
turned that somehow and we're like we are going to make more money than we have ever dreamed of in our entire lives oh yo that's for we just
we just won the fucking lottery yo that's what they said i know that for a fact because i used
to work for the um you know i used to work for the democratic party of georgia as a fundraiser
and like we would make so much like it was record-breaking how much money we'd make just
based off the animosity towards trump right like people would see my face and just like
immediately start writing me checks when they found i was from the democratic party and that's
the whole thing for these people it's a fucking grift right this is why they want him to stay
alive right because it is like conducive to their survival like in this like weird like fucking like
you know the donors and like the the the fucking um consulting firms and all that shit like they need him to survive
right like as they currently do and it's fucking sick it's really sick their only their only
identity is underdog that they that they want that they want to lean into it's like they were
the underdog well we couldn't do it because the republicans wouldn't let us and it's like oh my
fucking god dude speaking of baby i got my postcard in the mail oh are you a super voter
or sexy voter you know i was hoping for sexy voter but it's even better they sent it to wap
voter oh god they did not they did not is that officially from mail from the democratic party
oh no dude i'm fucking with you it says vip voter but it could easily be wap
voter i could change it and make it and put it in a frame jesus fucking i was going you may have
literally just almost watched a cardiac
wet ass pussy voter was sending out like fucking text messages to people so i went on twitter where
he was like oh um get bad and bougie with the Democratic Party.
And I was like, actually, that's probably an accurate
representation of the Democratic Party, right?
Bad and bougie.
I mean, this postcard literally
says, click GoVoteKentucky.com
on a postcard.
It'll even tell you who to vote for. That's another thing, too, right?
I keep seeing signs
of Biden supporters that say vote, and it's like they can't even tell you to vote for bite it
no it's a no they did that was the whole pretense of like the nba bubble you know what i mean like
i'm watching the finals everybody's got the vote shirts on and all that stuff kairi irving's over
here telling the truth about everything but but he can't get no traction because he's a flat earther
too you know what i'm saying oh my god but like it's like like
yeah i mean like listen i get that like i don't want to underscore the importance of voting like
i was an important victor of the civil rights movement right but like like as it applies today
now like how are you going to like push this vote thing and you're not going to deal with
gerrymandering you're not going to talk about voter disenfranchisement you're not going to
talk about any of these sort of citizens united any sort of mechanisms in place that like keep that
for being effectual it's just like just go vote and like here's the wink and the nod vote for the
guy that says shoot him in the leg exactly exactly i mean at what point is this declared even a coup
you know what i mean like how far are we because this is how this is like
early coup shit is just like the most extreme voter stealing you know it's like what point at
what point are we just like well this law obviously is rigged i mean even on means tv this week did
you all see the interview with that goth princess talking like she's like a texas and she was
talking about how what pieces of
shit these voter machines are and how they're they are they have weaker security technology
than home router systems and you can like literally google every single you can google
every single voter machine and find the password for it based on it's like whatever pin number on
it and find its original password so if they
haven't changed the password anybody me and you from a fucking chromebook can tap into them
motherfuckers fucking christ at what point do we just say like the gig is fucking up bitch
it's up i was listening to y'all's episode last week too bad um where you talk about the last
temptation of Joe Biden.
And I think, Terrence, you said something interesting where like, you know, like I think people on the left or even people on the right, right, assume that there's going to be some great showdown and conflict like a civil war.
But America is going to be depressingly unique where it's just going to be like a slow, almost imperceptible slide into fascism.
Right.
Like it's not going gonna be some fucking like great
uprising or anything like that it's just gonna be like we're just gonna be keep told to vote for
four years and then like in 20 years they're gonna rehabilitate donald trump and fucking like baron
in another 20 years will be fucking running for president you know what i mean yeah it'll be like
little small scale conflicts or know, stuff in the streets
that enact a larger conflict,
like white supremacists shooting people and stuff,
but it'll be so isolated,
it will never be able to be scaled up to anything,
you know, the size of a war.
Because we're all so fragmented and stuff anyways by social media
and by our inability to actually put together mass coalitions of people
that i don't i just there's not even a material basis for a civil war at this point so yeah it's
just going to become more of a it's just going to become more of a you know a brutal sort of
authoritarian system where within that framework we can you know collide with people that we don't
like and have these sort of violent interactions with them but it won't ever be able to be
scalable up to a war. No, it'll be a lot
less exciting and more boring, man.
That's the depressing aspect of it.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you brought
that up because some very interesting things
happened on Saturday. Getting back to our timeline
here, some very interesting things happened
on Saturday that brought up
that dynamic up that that brought that
dynamic up to my mind and so on friday night i guess is when trump went to walter reed which by
the way in my opinion kind of verifies the idea that trump knew prior to 1 a.m on friday that he
had covid because who the fuck gets tested positive for covid on friday
morning and then 12 hours later their conditions deteriorate so bad they have to get to a fucking
hospital immediately they're shitting their pants and grabbing their aids saying i'm not gonna go
like staying am i i'm not going to go like Sting. So regardless, my man definitely probably had COVID as early as like last weekend
during the Amy Coney Barrett thing.
But regardless, they flew him to, or I guess they flew him to Walter Reed,
which by the way, there's a video of him walking out to the helicopter,
which there's been all kinds of speculation about,
that reminded me kind of like when they wheeled Epstein out of the prison and people were trying to determine if
it was him or not this video of trump walking out to the helicopter is pretty strange because people
are also trying to determine if it was him or not and uh it does it does look just a little off well
well apparently there were reports like you like terrence what you're saying people were speculating
he had an oxygen tank or whatever but then i've read this morning that the new york times with the was it
the post confirmed that he actually did need supplemental oxygen before going to walter reed
yeah yeah i mean you're you're exactly right um i just feel like he was not having a good time
and once we once it was
determined he was not asymptomatic which they tried to tell us we definitely got the news oh
rest assured flotus and potus are asymptomatic they're doing great la la la once that was
obviously not the case it's like this fucker has to die he is the sickest he how old is he 74 75 74 his blood is full of mcdonald's ketchup that's
what's in his vein there's no way this man can survive it like hyper you're also like uh more
likely to have hypertension like as an older person all these pre-existing conditions which
like yeah he's not a healthy man and my friend's mama was in she was in the hospital
for like seven weeks before she died like it's not a quick it's not necessarily a quick and
painless thing you know what i mean like yeah yeah it's amazing how like how dishonest these
guys are about their like just health conditions that affect everybody like chris christie's like
oh it's just because of my asthma we're going to take these precautions. And it's like,
motherfucker, asthma ain't your only
good morbidity. Two plus two is still
four.
Bro, bro.
I've said this as a big boy myself.
You know what I'm saying?
My ass has to take
10 milligrams of propranolol in the morning
to keep that shit right. I know your ass
is hopped up on some shit.
The Chris Christie thing,
just as a short side tangent,
is very fascinating,
because obviously President Trump
fucking loathes Chris Christie,
but Christie got COVID now from him.
Clearly he got COVID from Trump.
And somebody pointed out like, you know, he's the most cucked man alive.
But like just this further evidence of that, like Jeffrey Goldberg a few years ago wrote a profile of Chris Christie for The Atlantic.
And I read this thing just totally fascinated because Chris Christie is apparently obsessed with Bruce Springsteen.
Like fucking loves him. Goes to all of his concerts. fascinated because chris christie is apparently obsessed with bruce springsteen like fucking
loves him goes to all of his concerts yeah and like and and i put it just out on twitter but
like the boss has like owned like chris christie multiple times in public and even at the concerts
that chris christie is at the boss will be talking shit about him and chris christie will just be
sitting there like a fucking slobbering idiot just taking
it it's just like oh man yeah it's like he said like didn't springsteen send him like a cease and
desist for using one of his songs at a campaign rally or something like just petty shit all the
time you have no like not even no respect for yourself man when you're willing to give up
even your life right just so you can get ahead just a little bit, man.
No self-respect.
But so yeah, so to go back to this, though,
what we were talking about a minute ago,
these sort of like conflicts within this larger
sort of like societal political conflict
going on in the country,
you could tell that this kind of got underneath the
trumper's skin a little bit and so i don't know um if you saw this at all in atlanta
um aaron or if you saw this in lexington tom or if you saw this here tanya but i was in columbus
ohio over the weekend and uh yesterday on saturday Saturday all these Trump people organized this
massive like I don't know what to call it almost like a vigil it was their
attempt at a vigil it was a get well soon rally but what it was was it was
like hundreds of like f-150s on like the highway like just blaring god bless
America with like trump flags hanging out
of the back of their car and i saw pictures and videos of this all over the u.s it was happening
everywhere what the fuck and it was pretty funny like we were driving at one point i was in ohio
in this like rural ass uh you know town and there was like these trump people on the side of the
highway with trump flags and i leaned out the window and i was like trump's gonna die coronavirus and you could tell like
just the look on their faces like you could tell like it really they really are terrified
they really are scared that they're god you feel so alive oh it felt so good. Petty reparations, man.
I feel you, dude.
I feel you, dog.
I feel you.
But at the same time, you have to caution yourself because it's easy to get carried away with it.
Because you have to caution yourself and say, well, we do also live in a world where nothing gets better.
So it's possible that he may get out of this.
But at the same time like you were
saying tanya people can hang on for weeks two months and then die and so what does this mean
for his election you know obviously he can't get out there and campaign and debate what's gonna
happen hey that's yeah that's the other thing too listen if we got like penn state football players
getting this like covid related mild carditisitis that's fucking their careers up.
They can't play anymore.
In the long game,
nobody really comes out
of it completely unscathed, it seems like.
Very few people.
You have long-term health effects.
Did I tell you a girl,
a friend of a friend in West Virginia, she's my age,
she went to the doctor a month after
recovering from COVID. It was a new doctor. come out he come in the room he said when you
gonna quit smoking she said i don't smoke he and he told her that her lungs look like she's been
smoking for 20 years jesus fucking and she's just a healthy fucking mid-30s bitch like
you can't your lungs don't recover from tobacco use. If that's what her lungs look like, like, that's just it.
Oh, my God, dude.
Apparently, they had done lung scans on Trump and had noticed some sort of significant impacts on his lungs.
But, you know, it's really weird because at the same time the trump people
are trying to make this go away because and here's why i don't think i mean here's why i think this
is obviously real and we're recording this on sunday i feel like on friday there was a lot more
speculation as to whether he was faking this or not but it seems pretty apparent now on sunday
that he's not faking it it's very real but? But they're trying to make it go away. And they're saying, like, oh, he might be out of the hospital as early as Monday.
Because I do think this is a liability for him.
And, you know, I don't know how it's going to shake out.
But, you know, if I could just kind of put a fine point on this, just to sort of pull everything back in full circle.
pull everything back in full circle.
I just keep coming back to the video footage of that event last Saturday,
the Amy Coney Barrett event, where people are hugging each other.
They're talking in close proximity to each other.
And I was watching that footage, and all I kept thinking about was that in these people's minds,
they really did think that they were immune from it they really did
think that because of where they are at on the socioeconomic spectrum that covid was not something
that could happen to them that was something for the masses that was something that affected
regular people but for them they'd be fine no masks no distancing it just, I don't know, it's just... Pure hubris, man.
It's pure hubris.
It also just shows you what, I think, Ivanka Trump,
and somebody had a tweet like this where Ivanka said something like,
oh, like, you know, father's so strong, he's such a fighter.
So what are you saying about the 200,000 people plus people that died from it,
that they're weak, that they're not free to...
Yeah, it's just like... Also didn't have access to the counter. I don't hate saying that. plus people that died from it that they're weak yeah that they're weak that they're not yeah yeah
it's just like they also didn't have access to the counter i don't see the best exactly
yeah yeah like motherfucking getting pumped full of adrenochrome or some shit like that man like
like dude it just really just highlights again like this two-tiered health care system where
he's getting experimental treatment with drugs that cost like $750
a pop versus like people
who just perish simply because like
they've never been to a doctor before you know
yeah yeah we're out here rationing
remdesivir whatever that
antiviral is that's like treating it now
this motherfuckers just get multiple doses
one right after the other you know what I'm saying
and that's why it's so goddamn rich
to hear just these people just try to play the respectability thing like you know um you know
you can't wish ill on somebody like you know what i mean like despite everything this is still
america and he's our president it's just like fuck you most of us don't have health care we have no
hope for a future no hope to start families or have a stable future in any ways just like go get
fucked i'm gonna say whatever i want where's your empathy for us right like where's your empathy for
us like you can tell us like i saw this one journalist or something i called her out for it
where she said something like it's horrifying to me that people are like wishing death on elected
officials and then i went through like her timeline and in 2016 she was telling us how like
medicare for all would never be a possibility.
And I was like, that's heinous for you to say that, but we should have sympathy for a man who allowed this to get as bad as it has right now?
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm going to tell y'all something.
I hope all these motherfuckers die.
Dead ass, yo.
I'm going to tell y'all something.
I hope all these motherfuckers die.
Dead ass, yo.
God damn if that be the day Mitch McConnell dies, man, I'm popping champagne.
We're having a party.
I wish a million fates worse than death on them.
Whatever is the worst possible fate, that's what they deserve.
I know before we wrap up, have questions about, like we were talking about earlier, the chain of command and shit.
So, I mean, a lot of people have already voted.
That's one thing.
How does this impact the election as in like, OK, let's say, well, let's say best case scenario, he dies and people and and we hit election day okay if he wins if a corpse is elected
a dead corpse is elected president of the united states what happens does pence become president
well yeah like pence would and that's it's actually actually interesting you bring this up because
like if my sister was saying like what if he dies before the election right because like
technically like even if pence was to assume the presidency he'd be next in line like he's not
running right yeah and and they can't change all the ballots yeah man so it would be like you know
mike pence or then if he doesn't have it, Nancy Pelosi, and then you get Chuck
Grassley, who's sending tweets out like
fucking dead deers and shit, yo.
He is literally gone.
Well, this is another thing that's
so, um, just to sort of, like,
reinforce the idea
that, like, we really do live in a gerontocracy.
All of these people are
so decrepit. Truly.
They're so on their way out.
I mean, what does it mean?
Okay, so that's best case death.
Okay, next best or like whatever.
There's so many possibilities.
Okay, here's the possibility that he's just laying in terrible condition in the hospital a month from now.
He could totally just still be really sick a month from now.
Or two years from now if his lungs are still fucked up. And like a year or two from now if he's one and he dies in office right
you know what i mean it's just like what like i don't i don't fucking know man like what what
contingency plan is there yo for us to get the fuck the hell out of this man right okay but here
okay think about this scenario though there's so many we could go through. But, okay, let's imagine he's sick for two months in the hospital before he recovers or dies or whatever.
And he loses.
Okay, so Biden becomes president.
When do they kick him out of that hospital?
When does he get kicked out of the presidential suite of that hospital?
Yeah, when they're just like, all right.
When Biden tests positive and they have to will him.
They're just bad mates.
And listen, the liberals will love
that shit.
The liberals will love
the bunny comedy
Biden and Trump and Walter
Reed together.
It'll be like that
movie where Jack Nicholson
and
what's his name?
The Bucket List.
Morgan Freeman.
Oh, my God.
The Bucket List.
The Bucket List.
It'll be the Bucket List, though.
They're going to make a Hallmark movie out of each other in like 15 years
when they become best friends and see through their differences, bro.
Like, fuck out of here, dude.
The Bucket List with Joe Biden and Donald Trump and Walter Reed.
Donald Trump just closes his eyes, puts his hands over on Joe's and says, it's happening, Joe.
It's happening.
Just close your eyes and let it happen.
We're going out like Stan, Joe.
We're going out like Stan.
Joe, Joe, we're going out like Stan.
There's a president that's sleeping in there.
I'm telling you, have you all considered all the possibilities
Of the next phase of our lives
I don't know if you have
Well that's why like y'all always say man
Like we are undergoing
Like the e-crisis right
Like who the fuck knows dude
Like who knows anymore man
Smart money
Smart money is on Kamala Harris
Don't say that
a person who no one voted for
will be president
it's the time y'all I'm going to get my tarot cards
we're pulling a card it's time
let's go
Jesus fucking Christ
I mean yeah no I mean
I feel like it's very possible that
this hurts
this hurts Trump enough to lose
Biden wins then kamala harris
then kamala harris you know she's it go ahead go ahead no no i'm just saying like you know i wonder
if she's like like twiddling her thumbs down we're just like you know what i mean like doing
some super villain shit yeah but she's like yo i hope this motherfucker dies man i hope he fucking
dies dude white who are you talking about yeah hell yeah she's waiting for this but she's like, I hope this motherfucker dies, man. I hope he fucking dies, dude.
Wait, who are you talking about? Yeah, hell yeah.
She's waiting for this shit.
She's waiting in the wings, man.
All right.
If we can pull the death card, what a joyous day.
Oh, my fucking God.
Well, you told me last time I pulled the death card, it didn't mean death.
Well, in this case, it would, though.
Okay, the death card.
Listen, the death card is not a bad card it's usually i
mean it often means you have to let go of something and and a rebirth of something in this case it
would have to mean his literal death it would have to well we have to will it into existence y'all
so after this like we have to like we have to pray to whatever god is that you believe in the
ultimate abstract as i say you're right the shitty thing is is this will be this entire episode will be
irrelevant within 12 hours something even crazier in 30 minutes
joe biden's dick falls off and here we are this is like all for not okay well we got the two ones
which is about balance and fucking i don't know let me look it up it's about like compromise
yeah it's some compromise this is a liberal card fuck it that means we are getting the
fuck it list with biden and trump and walter reed uncertainty no it this this means they're
gonna share the yeah they're gonna share the presidential suite at Walter Reed.
Dude, that's so goddamn funny.
That is so... You know, I...
So, obviously, you know, just to kind of start wrapping things up here,
things are moving so fast that our job as podcasters
is even being rendered irrelevant almost in front of our eyes.
As the first responders of history and reality,
we are even struggling to keep up.
But I think you can still pull out a few takeaways from all this.
In my opinion, the most important one is that
once a society realizes on a mass scale
that the lives of their leaders are fragile and vulnerable,
and even more than that, that a large portion of that society actively wishes for the death of that person
and has broken through that fourth wall barrier that cares about respectability and shit
and actually just says, fucking, I don't care if he lives or fucking dies.
That's a very important development, I think.
Yes, yes.
I tweeted out the other day, man,
like, yo, they are terrified
that we're cheering on the demise of this man
and even liberals,
because that means that we have a taste for blood.
And they will not be spared, yo.
So, comrades, keep doing it doing it yo you're exactly right
man they're trying to quell even the slightest hint of revolution that's true yeah yeah yeah
yeah um especially as more of us die that's only gonna grow yeah yeah yeah yeah this is only going
up we're only getting thirstier hell yeah we are That's right. No, that's very true.
And especially when more of us die without any of the amenities or privileges or things afforded to these fucking assholes.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
It just sort of lays bare everything else that's sort of been brought to light.
I gotta say, though, man, that fucking Walter Reed does not look good.
That looks like the goddamn lobby
of Average Funeral Home in Wattsburg, Kentucky.
That's a good omen, man.
I love
the pictures of him signing
just blank pieces of paper.
With a sharpie.
Yeah, like, put my ass in a
goddamn Ikea.
You know what I mean?
Yo, put me in the bathroom of a Wendy's's bro i'd rather that shit yeah hey for real for one of them new wendy's tom you met a you had a really funny point
last night in the dm we were talking about how um all these world leaders had wished Trump condolences?
And what were you saying, Link?
Oh, yeah, Trump in that video, in his latest I'm Not Dead video,
that little four-minute address he gave,
he said, and I don't know if it's just a brain-addled moment or whatever,
he said all the world leaders, they reached out with their condolences.
And I thought to myself, I know condolences doesn't't explicitly mean death but what other fucking context have you heard somebody offering condolences in sorry you're dying dude that sucks it usually expresses finality does right no hopes for improvement
and like i could see like president g or something just like trolling him with like condolences like bye-bye
bye-bye bye-bye well as trump said it is what it is man it is like stan jesus christ
well i mean if nothing else this this will be fun to watch the chuds um be scared it's fun to watch
you know especially real especially driving through like
the ohio countryside and seeing all these fucking farms and houses with like massive trump signs and
all this just it's like your man's vulnerable he's fucking he he's not as invincible as you
thought he was he is not a god king he's not unless unless as we were saying in the beginning
of this he does pull through i
guess it will verify that which is kind of scary to think yeah that's the that's the scenario i
can't i can't even i can't even accept that as a possibility like i am pushing it out of my mind
yo i i can't do it i want to say just one last thing, man. Like back to the democratic party, like if they lose,
if he recovers and they lose,
it will be so pathetic.
Yo, it will be, it will, it's again, like y'all were saying, man,
like they're not going to die as a party.
They're just like an LLC or something or a brand.
So they'll just like, you know, rebrand themselves,
but it will be for me
equal parts like satisfying
and also just like
completely like you shouldn't exist as a party anymore
you know you just don't deserve
you don't try something else instead of following
they're running pro Trump ads
in swing states
they literally have a 3-1
lead and they would blow
it by losing to the guy on his deathbed.
Yeah, and he dies like an inauguration, and some shit like that.
And then we get pets.
Let's go, part two, so that I'm ready for it.
Is he up 3-1 in the polls right now?
No, I'm saying the Democrats are up 3-1 right now.
Biden has like an 8- point lead nationally with some shit like
that man yeah but no biden has a double point lead nationally in two polls yeah a double point lead
yo watch them fuck it up bro that's what they're good for though yeah they would fuck it up they
are the ones to fuck it up we are exactly 30 days out now i mean think about 2016 the night of the
election night didn't we go, literally go into election day?
Hillary was double points ahead of him on election day in 2016.
Oh, who was it?
Nate Silver had her at 90% chance of victory.
90% chance of victory.
90.
90%.
And it was like a diagram.
And after the polls started closing, it just kept ticking, ticking down.
Like less likelihood, less likelihood.
And then like 10 p.m. finally, it was down.
Can you imagine all those people at the fucking Javits Center in New York with the glass ceiling just waiting for that shit to fucking break out?
Oh, third.
well you know i don't so you know don't have a crystal ball but that's the most fascinating part about living in this moment is that everything you're reminded of contingency
you forget that things happen outside of human control like There is an environment.
There are organic
life on the planet
that operates on its own sort of logic
and that can impact
human affairs. You forget about this.
If what is supposed to happen
happens every time, you wouldn't even
have gambling like Vegas.
Exactly.
Wacky shit happens and it happens more regularly than we
think it does right we don't make history man we just live in it you know it's exactly right
yeah um when i was i would tweet it about the president of brazil and how he's recovered from
covid however many times and 16 and some 16 this motherfucker looks positively thrilled to be in the hospital every time you see him
that motherfucker's got like a fucking jello cup and a big smile on his face like this
and someone from brazil was in my mentions and said um that every time he goes in the
hospital they have a say in and it translates roughly to god eliminate you
it's this like sweet little nah my mom my mom said something the other day man and she was like
it's a jamaican adage i'm not even gonna try to do the patois but she said um man man is planning
and um what she said she said man a plan and gotta wipe out.
That's what it is.
So, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
All of our elaborately laid plans, you can make all of your algorithms and predictions about the future and plans for whatever.
But there's always contingency.
There's always the X factor, the wild card.
You never know.
Oh, yo.
Oh, it's a lot.
You really don't.
Well, that's probably
a pretty good spot
to go out on.
Yeah.
Thanks again, Aaron,
returning champ,
returning guest on the show.
The fourth trailblazer.
Yeah, at this point,
you're the fourth trailblazer.
Hey, yo.
Yo, I love y'all, man. I'm always happy to talk to you guys and it's always like
i was gonna aaron i was gonna say you gotta pick a t name to use but what's in your what do you got
just yeah yo like i'm the fourth T. Let's go. Okay.
But thanks for joining us.
Go follow Aaron on the Twitter at PosadasTrapGod.
Anything you want to plug, my friend?
Yeah, man.
October 19th, I finally got a launch date. I'll be dropping my solo podcast, Atomic Monsters, which pretty much chronicles our descent into barbarism
and the radical left struggle against it.
So if you're a little bit blackpilled or nihilistic or irony poison,
this will be very different from my Twitter feed
and hopefully will actually fucking educate people
and give them some hope for the future.
Good.
I'm personally looking forward to it a lot
and I think it's going to be great.
So definitely go check that out.
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that's right so thanks for listening
everybody we'll see you next time
Aaron thanks again so much
and we'll see you next time aaron thanks again so much and um hell yeah we'll see you all
soon bye