Unpaid And Underrated - 021 : Average Poll Guy

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

This week Keith and Joey get to know a surprise guest. They dive right into some great topics like, reps and sets, gambling pics, ways to pronounce words, Keith buying Titan Fitness equipment, and reckless driving. They also discuss some great Q&A from the CRÜ. Links Follow The Podcast On Instagram @unpaid.underrated.podcast (https://www.instagram.com/unpaid.underrated.podcast/) Online UnpaidInternPodcast.com (https://www.unpaidinternpodcast.com/) Our Hosts @keithhoneycutt73 (https://www.instagram.com/keithhoneycutt73/) or his orange gym, @thenowhinecellar (https://www.instagram.com/thenowhinecellar/) @joey_mleczko (https://www.instagram.com/joey_mleczko/)

all right everybody welcome to episode 20 of the unpaid and underrated podcast the episode the podcast about crew for crew by crew and where i just mess up words sometimes and that's just what I do joined tonight by Big Keith and that's Big Joey and of course we're also joined by this beer so

let's just kill the elephant in the room we don't have a guest this week we had somebody planned something happened happened they're not here it doesn't matter i'm sure they'll tell you about it when they need to so as it stands right now what are you drinking i in honor of last week's uh grapefruit bubbly. Oh, no. I heard. Oh, you froze right hard there.

So I think you said grapefruit bubbly. Yep. All right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. There it is. A pomplamoose.

I have a puppers. I don't know what that is. Well, it is as heard and seen on Letterkenny it is the official beer of letter kenny oh yeah i feel like i'm like six months removed from the last time i watched one of those episodes so it's like all the inside jokes are starting to trickle away yeah i don't they their beer here is brewed around here so it's pretty easily accessible to us and uh yeah and again i got my lav packed me a nice fun cooler but i also have to test my deadlifts tomorrow apparently in juggernaut again and i don't know if we're going to get to everything she packed because i need to be a person tomorrow you train a lot of days back to back.

It looks like too. Or is that just kind of how your work schedule is? You just juggernaut wants you to train three or four days a week and you just, however you kind of fit it in. It doesn't really matter if it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Uh,

no, it's usually Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Uh, sometimes I'll skip Friday for Saturdays. Um,

but that's, yeah, that's just how I can do four days in a row. Like I don't even like training two days in a row. Like, I don't know. It's just my old man body doesn't love that. The way that my work schedule goes,

uh, training on weekends is difficult because we're only open a certain amount of time. So I have to be there. I can't go in later. Like I do on the days that we're open later. Makes sense. So if I have to work that day,

I have to work during the day and I'm not getting up at 430 on a Saturday to work out. I'm not working out at 7 p.m. So it's got to be done during the week. Yeah, I don't blame you with that. I mean, like I have a kind of a hard time. Like if I'm not in the gym by 630, like, yeah, I'm just caught up. That day is over. Like, yeah, that training day isn't going to happen.

So the latest I like to be in a gym is like, I mean, have the big lift parties people are over we'll go to like 8 30 9 sometimes but that's just because like people have just been there for like four hours and there's just people in and out but yeah my personal lift yeah it's like a two and a half hour window but it better start no later than 6 6 30 yeah if it's if it's anything past four o'clock i just it's not happening today makes sense and that's just because like i just it just messed my sleep up i did it like a couple times and couldn't sleep later and it wasn't like i wasn't taking pre-workout or anything so it's just like no i think my body just doesn't want to do that um what are you wearing i am wearing a lift shirt the uh you know, I can't think of the name.

What the hell they used to call it back in the day, the weekend. Uh, I'm butchering it. Yeah. For some reason. And I'm looking at you. I don't see a massonomic shirt.

I don't think I see some, uh, I see some, it's a lift evil. Oh, I saw it was like the tentacle parts kind of like a dragon back to scale. No, no,

it's a lift evil. It's the macho man one. So lift evil death curve. Nice. Is that like a dragon back to scale? No, no, it's Lift Evil. It's the Macho Man one. It's the Lift Evil Death Crew. Nice. I was wearing Lift Hard Be Kind earlier and showers had to happen. You don't put a dirty shirt on after you shower unless you're a weirdo or a psychopath.

Yeah. My lady was out of town. My wife was out of town last night for a work thing and I'm like, I very seldom have the house to myself. I had ambitions of working out and being productive. And I literally came home. I was super tired. I sat on the couch for like eight hours and maybe got up to eat dinner.

So the point that I like, I had a pretty light day at work. So I wasn't stinky. Oh, wasn't stinky or anything when I got home. So I just straight up didn't take a shower. It was like the first time I think in the last year that I just didn't take an evening shower. It was very odd when I woke up and I was like, I'm still wearing my work shirt.

Whereas I usually just like a generic t-shirt. So I kind of threw me off. Well, that's one of the things I was going to mention when I said, we'll talk about it on the podcast. Cause like I mentioned to you earlier today, if I have some time, I'll sit in front of the screen and I'll,

I'll try and edit some of your documents but let me tell you being the only person in the house that isn't sick I got no time like my dad needed some help we ended up under the deck in the basement installing like new piping and then from there

I had to go into the city because I was out of beer and we didn't have anything for dinner and like it was just so I did not get a chance to sit down and do anything on a screen yeah i just kind of feel that uh i went to work alone today so when i work with someone else usually we'll share the van and i can like kind of just on the drive back and i'm always driving shotguns so i get a lot of shit done but when i'm driving both ways it's like i never get a chance to uh actually both well i wish your wi-fi worked a little better that's the that's another freeze we had for you there but that's okay that's okay um we're all a little uh confused right now because we've been joined by somebody that we don't doesn't usually join us so did you want to say hi uh yeah can you hear me all right we can hear you uh i just want to say

long time listener first time caller i would normally not recognize there that there are any other podcasts but uh this is now in the greater Mathnomics universe, so this is one of the only other podcasts that exist, but there are no others still. Love it. Thanks for that. That's our ad read, I guess.

I'll hang up and listen to the rest next Tuesday. I'll see you guys next Tuesday. Thanks, Sam. That was good. I enjoyed that. So I got a little thing here I want to touch on.

Front squats. I haven't really done a ton of front squats. My experience with them has been minimal, but I've got a little medical issue I'm kind of working around. I won't really go into detail on that until I get some answers, but I'm not going to be putting a barbell on my back for,

you know, the immediate future. So I'm not going to not squat. And even the SSB just, I just can't put anything in my back. So now I'm going to do front. I'm going to do a block of front squats, maybe try Zerker squats.

Maybe we'll see. But wow, my quads were hurting for like two days in like a different kind of thing too. Because like when I squat, I'm pretty quad dominant when I squat, but I'm still obviously engaged in a lot of hamstring and a lot of glutes. When I did front squats, I had like zero hamstring and zero glute engagement. So it's time to having that weird feeling of like, well, my ass doesn't hurt. My hamstrings doesn't hurt. But like my quads have this enormous pump. So I'm kind of curious of what I can do. I think, uh, I pushed my single to like 63%, maybe something like that. So I try

to get that up close for like 70 ish in the next couple, you know, if I actually do like a full month block or something and actually test it in a few weeks, see if I can like, you know, put 20 or 30 pounds on that and get a little closer to a higher percentage. But that's about it on that for front squats, but you're not a fan. No. And, um, you know, I used to have really decent mobility, uh, but I just, I can't for the life of me figure out how to do a front squat. I've tried the zombie arms. I've tried the cross. I've tried the straps and none of it's comfortable. It all ends up sliding down my arms or something like that. So no, I don't like front squats. If I was in your position, I'd be doing trap bar and I'd be wasting my money on a belt squat belt. Like that's what I'd be doing. I would not be doing front squats.

Just end up with like clavicle bruises and neck bruises and people are going to think my wife beats me so no definitely definitely not doing those so kudos to you for for committing to that because that's not that's not up my alley so if it does end up turning into something that's more than like a month or two um for you know however my medical issue ends up panning out uh they make front squat harnesses basically it's like a yoke that you wear i've seen a little yeah so i could at least wear that and you know i could buy the shitty titan one for 100 bucks and you know sell it for 50 bucks in like six months if it's you know not what i want if it allows me to front squat more weight without

fucking up my shit because yeah i i'm i'm the arms cross guy. And that's fine for like doing like sets of five and like, you know. R.P. seven. But when I'm pushing something heavier, just no matter what, the bar starts to roll down a little bit. It's almost turning into a zirker no matter what. So, yeah, it's very interesting little thing. But I've been just, you know, have just just having fun in the gym. I don't leave me to one little quick point. People, I don't know.

Okay. So your opinion on little mini PRS, I'm a huge fan. I track everything. Like today I had a two, I had a two and a half pound triple PR on my Paul's bench. Like I had to break it down to like so many different variations of it, but you know, I had a shitty day. Came home. I knew what I needed to hit to chip that PR. Because my coach even starts putting in my assignment, basically, of like, this would be your PR for if you go touch and go.

This is if you do pause. And I was like, hmm, can I chip that and still keep it in a reasonable amount of RPE range that he called out? And sure enough, that's why I've got those Strength Co. 1.25s from Big Grant. And it's super awesome. You know, if anyone needs, if anyone's ever like looking for an extra way to kind of break a plateau or just get over a hump or, you know, micro load, just highly recommend having 1.25s. Like that's just, they're so cheap so cheap and to me it's just logical to you know you're not always going to make a five pound jump so i enjoy them that's fun i i don't

i set prs at meets i don't because i'm on juggernaut juggernaut just does not want you to do single rep prs just like calm down right so it again i mentioned earlier like they have me testing my deadlifts again tomorrow i swear i did it two weeks ago and i don't know why i'm doing it again um but you know we'll figure it out and if i die i die i've had my hamstrings have just been tight and unmovable lately like even bench hurt today so at the same time if i don't feel it i'm not doing it but it'll have me doing like a three rep like it'll say well here's your 80 do it for three see how it feels and if that's a 10 then you haven't gone up but if it's not a 10 and you

feel like you had more in you then then you know we think you can do more i actually lost about 30 pounds off my max the last time I tested my deads because I just couldn't lift things that day. That's what happens when you if you're listening to this and you've got kids and they're going to kindergarten, you're going to be sick. Just get over it. You're going to be sick for

the first month. Then you'll be fine and then they'll get sick and then they'll be fine and you'll get sick. This is your life for some time. know i wonder if big chad and big uh mitch were were talking about you and they were like they you know they think they decided that you know after you hanging out with big mitch this weekend that you had to uh pull a big deadlift so maybe uh mitch mitch and big chad wesley smith uh did a little collusion. Yeah, we'll blame them. Yeah, I heard about this deadlift challenge.

It's at Pure Muscle and Fitness. And Pure Muscle and Fitness is apparently one of the biggest, greatest gyms in Canada. And it's right around the corner from my work. And I had no clue it existed. People have told, like, I swear people have said, dude, you got to try this. And I'm just like, get out of here. I got my home gym. I'm not going to no commercial gym.

gotta try this and i'm just like get out of here i got my home gym i'm not going to no commercial gym um but i heard about this deadlift challenge because jujimofu was going to be there jujimofu whatever you call him yeah uh and he's like oh i'll be in burlington for this deadlift challenge i was like deadlift challenge well that sounds like a thing i want to attend so and you know i went, I moved my schedule around so that I could work and then go after work. And yeah, I walk in and there's Mitch Hooper. It was incredible. Like I went up, um, I also saw Elizabeth Smalls deadlift 505. She was, uh, incredible. Uh, I stuck around for the under 200. Um, the green Ranger was there, Kyle. Uh,

he's a, he's a bodybuilder, um, with special needs and he's gonna, he's gonna set some records. I think this year, um, he's,

he was awesome to watch a lot of, well, the whole thing was a charity, right. For the Canadian down syndrome, um, society. So there's a lot of special needs left.

So it was dope. Like cheering, cheering everybody on was amazing, but also, yeah, I just walked right up and i was like hey you're mitch hooper like you know just you know we talked about how um i went to lift hard live easy he gave me free shipping on a bunch of shirts because we were driving driving through his town. He's like, well, I don't have an office. Here's free shipping. So, you know, to make up for it,

um, asked him when he's going to be on massonomics. And he was like, I thought we had something lined up and then it just fell through. He's like, get them to reach out again. Cause like, if they can pick the right day,

I'll be there. Oh, nice. And then I thought, damn, should have gotten on my podcast first. But that was it. Like, I didn't really want him on my podcast first. But that was it. Like, I didn't really want to like bother the guy because he was there, you know, supporting.

And he was it was so cool to watch because there was some there was a couple there, a couple of kids there that were like under the 200 pounds. And like, we're just starting to deadlift. I think the one guy, this was his third week deadlifting. Right. starting to deadlift. I think the one guy, this was his third week deadlifting. Right.

And he put in his third attempt at like three 65 and Mitch looks up at him and goes three 75. And the kid's like, I don't know, man. And then I went three 75. So like me and Mitch are both telling this kid from either side of them, like you're doing three 75 and he got it up like toes. It was awesome.

Um, there was a Jade, the kid there, Jayden 18 years old pulled 600 couldn't lock it in he got it up he wasn't sure he would even get it up but he couldn't lock it in and i even told him i was like that wasn't a strength issue that was a technique issue you're not you're not locking out on your way up you're saving your lockout for the top end and i was like you had that easily so good for that kid that was killer to watch

and that was it that was like the deadlift challenge it was packed the energy was incredible I kicked myself honestly for not signing up like I wouldn't have won anything under the like there were people there honestly

pulling over 700 and they weighed in at like 199 and it's like you cut to get into this weight class so that you could beat us all and that's fine that's the name of the game because there was cash prizes but like also yeah not sure i'm gonna really respect that game. Good pull, but stay in your own weight class. Now, was it like a rising bar? Like, you know, it just makes 50-pound jumps or something, and you pop in where you think you can do it,

and then once you miss, you're out? No, no, no, no. It was you had three attempts and a fourth attempt if you nailed all three. Gotcha. That's cool. It was really awesome to watch and yeah like i said i sat down and this guy was sitting next to me and he goes i was wearing um the get a grip shirt i wore the mass numbers get a grip shirt and this the guy beside me goes are you competing

i was like oh no not today and he goes why and i was like i started doing like the thing like remember that kevin hart like it's in my checking i went from my checking my savings that takes a I was like, oh, no, not today. And he goes, why? And I was like, I started doing like the thing. Like, remember the Kevin Hart? Like, it's in my checking. I went from my checking to my savings. That takes a couple of days. And then I was like, honestly, man, I just screwed up. I honestly just found out about this this week. I can't think of a good reason I'm not up there right now.

Because I definitely wouldn't have won, but I would have placed. That would have been fun, too. Stuff like that. Like, that's still like just more powerlifting experience and you probably could have made some you know I'm sure you met a bunch of people but even like once you're competing you kind of like even meet more people and like you're more prone to follow those guys and potentially like go work out with them sometime or at least just have more people in your corner supporting you on Instagram and you know at the end of the day that's that's never a

bad thing to have people you know those likes can definitely give you that endorphins. Yeah, definitely. I will very likely be there next year in one capacity or another. That sounds like it was very awesome to watch. Speaking of something that would have been very awesome to watch. It's been about two weeks since the sister podcast is YouTube has put out anything other than a podcast. You know, we're over here patiently waiting. I don't know if it was just me or they're like, they kept changing the event dates or the event title of like when the next video was going to come out. Cause I could have swore we were supposed to get the chicken bake like a week and a half ago. And then some, some other videos just to come out.

And now they're just like, you know, I'm just, I keep looking at it. I'm like, huh, I could have swore that said something else. And yeah, I think it was 13 days today since the last one hit. So where are you guys at? What you've been doing? You know, we, we enjoy those YouTube videos.

Well, we know where you're at. You're out and you're heading to go hang out with big Dave Tate. And was it Mike? Was it Mike? Is it tell they're hanging out with her? Yeah. Yeah.

Dr. Mike. I remember that wrong. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm, I'm, I mean, they're probably just, they know they've got a lot of content to edit when they get back from that.

They're probably going to get at least two or three videos. So, I'm sure there's some good ones coming up. And there's definitely some chicken-baked controversy on the macros. They might be waiting to actually, I don't know if either of them actually had one yet. So, they might be trying to find one on this trip, possibly, since they're going to be, like, you know, in the Midwest a little bit. one on this trip, possibly, since they're going to be in the Midwest a little bit. If only somebody from the Sister Podcast

had been on our podcast about five minutes ago for us to ask. I know, yeah. Completely drew a blank on that, didn't we? It throws me for a loop whenever anyone logs in. And it's like the screen gets... The screen appears first before the face shows up. I was like, oh,

90% sure it's going to be Aaron, and I'm like, oh, no it's one of the hosts but that's always cool when they pop in on us I have not noticed the lack of YouTube videos because I rarely get to watch them as it is

so that's me admitting to my fault there but I did not miss the debut of The Orange Glaze on Instagram. Not sure what's going on there. Don't know who it is. I have my ideas. I've got my druthers. I've got all of that.

But no, I don't know who it is I don't know what's going on in their head they're having some fun as long as it stays light hearted I'm a fan that's all I can say like it's it's funny it's going great but you know

as long as it stays light hearted yeah if they start taking any like cheap shots or anything I think we'll all just be like yeah that's enough but uh i think i think i've got a couple opinions on who it is but i'm not i don't want to share or even kind of like confirm because it's like it it's basically a bit now we don't know who it is same thing with the other couple you know you know me you know the essential parody and meme accounts like it's more fun not knowing who it is because once you know

who it is and it's kind of like the joke's over it's not fun anymore it's not it's it's like it doesn't have any allure at that point it's just kind of like oh that's that that's what's his face so now it's kind of cool that it is you know mysterious so i did you know i think i saw it what is it today so today's wednesday so i saw it tuesday morning before i even saw the, like the podcast had hit. Cause I, the first thing I do every time, every Tuesday morning,

I, so I always specifically try to wake up 10 minutes, an extra 10 minutes early so I can get on and make the story and then share it to my own and tag it. And, you know, cause I, I,

I, you know, I'm really anal. I want to have like, uh, the, uh, the story there first.

So everyone knows to click on the link if they haven't seen it yet. And then it's, uh, for just the, the archive functionality. because it's like the only thing that I have on our, our Instagrams highlight reel is just like that story from every single guest. So, you know, and once that hits a hundred, we'll just start a new highlight. So, cause you only have a hundred highlights or a hundred stories per highlight. So that's kind of the only thing I want to reuse those for. So that's like, it's like the first thing I had to do was just get that posted every morning. And then I saw that I had this,

had been tagged in a couple of videos and had a new follower and like all, all three of my, all three of our accounts. And I was like, Hmm. And I was like, Oh,

that's that, that that's definitely my face and that's my name. So it was pretty funny. Yeah. Also spoiler to everybody listening. I was doing the Instagram. But my patience for that kind of stuff was pretty slim. So Keith did take over most of the Instagram duties. And I kind of I will jump on every once in a while to check on things.

But I find it's better if there's one voice. Right. And then like something weird happened the other day where like I went to like I was on our the unpaid one. And Jen Damager posted something and I was like, oh, I better like that. And but I ended up unliking it as the podcast. And I had to message Jen and be like, Hey, it's Joey. I screwed up. I'm on the wrong account.

And like, that's another reason why I think two people running the podcast, the Instagram, like it doesn't really jive. So usually if you're talking to somebody now, it's Keith. Occasionally it's me and i think you will notice when it's me because like today's q a question i put up a very silly image and most of you will won't know what it's from those of you that do know what it's from will know that was me that put that up there yeah i'm i'm cool with sharing however the duties are on that yeah i just i'm really i sharing however the duties are on that yeah i

just i'm really i'm big on the polls the polls that i like to do because if anyone follows my other accounts i've been doing polls for fucking years it's just it's a quick easy way to get engagement and like keep your followers hat not you know you know it's fun like i like answering poll questions big poll guy big poll guy over there yeah i mean it's it's i'm an average poll guy but i do like polls that's all you were looking at me like i was gonna say something and all i could think is just just like i'm willing to pull love polls and i'm like okay but we get it we get a decent amount of engagement the one thing i'm always getting confused when i'm like all right well like 150 people viewed it and

30 people went through the poll. I was like, you guys just clicking through. You're like, fuck these guys. I don't care. You're actively seeing it and you're like, I'm not going to answer that. But that's not exclusive to our podcast Instagram. All my Instagrams do that. I could have 500 people view it and

still only get 100 reactions from people or 100 interactions. I'm just like, ah, people just, uh, you know, some people just aren't, aren't, aren't into answering polls. I don't think Joey actually answered the zombie a pop. You have, you have the zombie a pop, but like I posted the zombie one for you almost, and then I don't think you responded to it. I got to get out of that. And it's, it's this thing of social media where you're just doom scrolling. Like you're just clicking through to click through. I think I've said it on this podcast before.

You can always tell when somebody's doing that because they look at their phone almost like just dead. Like dead face. We talked last week about being neuro spicy and having to mask is something that you know people who are a little neuro spicy have to do where you have to pretend to fit in sometimes and if you've ever seen somebody like that take off that mask that's the face that everybody makes when they're doom scrolling um it was a university professor that pointed it out because he said he can look up and he can see each one of you that are on facebook because you're you stop masking and you just look completely emotionless staring at your computer and that's what it is it's like they're not even reading the poll they're just they're just going through trying to get the next hit of serotonin and you know again anti-influencer influencer love instagram on my instagram all the time

but i'll tell you a million reasons why not to be on instagram oh yeah yeah it's like oh yeah all my friends got together without me well that's cool and it makes me sad um speaking of friends uh friend of friend of, fellow crew, Big Jeff, is going to help out a little bit here. He is going to be the first official unpaid intern of the Unpaid and Underrated podcast. He is on sticker duty for at least a while. I've got extremely overwhelmed with life and the podcast and many other things and kind of reached out for some help just literally mailing stickers out. I've got a list of like seven or nine people that I just haven't sent stickers to that have been on the podcast. So, you know, I out for some help, just literally mailing stickers out. I've got a list of like seven or nine people that I just haven't sent stickers to that have been on the podcast.

So, you know, I asked for some help, a couple of guys volunteer. Jeff was the first one. So I think I sent him like 15, uh, unpaid and underrated podcasts.

And, um, you know, hopefully he's going to be able to reach out to everyone, all the, uh, past guests that don't have a sticker yet, get their address,

you know, spend the dollar on the stamp and ship them out for us. So we really appreciate you, Jeff and uh yeah thank you that's incredible thanks jeff um yeah i sent scant an entire care package and and like a handwritten note he still hasn't acknowledged it on social media yeah like he didn't post anything he's like oh i forgot i was like okay like yeah i have an entire care package of some of my favorite brands from the area. And our stickers,

some other stickers, some Obsidian Ammonia stickers. Yeah. You know, speaking of, there's only three people, I think, that have been on every episode

of the Unpaid and Underrated podcast. And that'd be you. That'd be Matt. And that's actually it. You and Matt are the only people that have been on every episode. So this is our first time not having a guest.

It's just going to be me and you for the next half an hour, 45, or something like that. But there is one thing we have been talking about and that's kind of letting some of the um the inmates take over the asylum in in november and december um apparently there's a lot of basis talk going on on this podcast like we got a lot of basists and you know we might just give them a round table i don't know if me and you are going to have a hands-off on that one, but I know that I said before, I work retail, and I work commission retail. So that last weekend, that Black Friday weekend, it's not going to be easy for me to set aside two hours to record a podcast.

That could cost me $500. So. Yeah, that makes sense. That's, that's a, it's a big chunk of change to put on hold for, uh, I don't know. I don't think we've ever had only two hours invested into this. I think even our hour and a half episodes between like pre and post, it was still well over two. Yeah. So we'll just, just uh we'll see about that and that's you know probably the inevitable um evolution of this podcast is you know you and i

do intend on doing this as long as we can but there's going to be times we can't and there will just when we go hey crew it's your podcast can you help and they will and this sounds like one of those times or i think we can get something really cool going out of it but yeah you guys are gonna be the driving force like if you if you're a bassist or you and like two or three other guys have a general topic you want to talk about for an hour and a half like i mean yeah put it together approach us hey, this is what we want to do. Like, you know, DM each other, get it all figured out, use the Discord, obviously. Like, I would love to hand over an episode or two, especially during the holidays.

I know that's kind of a tough question on our behalf, but like, we've put the last 22 weeks of this. I think we deserve a break every now and then if you guys want to actually have an episode. So, you know, and if not, we'll just have a short episode or maybe we'll have to skip a week here and there uh ideally we're not skipping a week but it is what it is we'll put something together if we can but you know if you've ever wanted to you know kind of run the show for you know a week let us know yeah and also like if you just have a normal person job and can show up on black friday week that might help too right like i just i don't have a normal person job even if i up on black Friday week, that might help too. Right.

Like I just, I don't have a normal person job. Even if I just do a, you know, yeah, I could do a round table with a couple of other guys too. Where she's like, I mean,

I'd love to have a week off here and there, but you know, it kind of is what it is. But on a, I think anytime it's anytime we probably don't have the core, me and you, we probably wouldn't be an interview based episode. I think we'll save that for when it's us for the

most part. And that's fine. Probably just because it's a lot of work, you know. But if you know we have different different filler, different dudes filling in, we can just have a general topic and just kind of talk about themes or throw up the Q&A again. But yeah, let us know guys.

There's 300 other crew. So, you know, just because we're the driving force doesn't mean we own the place. I got one in here and sometimes we take really controversial subjects. Yeah, I was surprised that was you.

Well, yeah. I don't know if I've said it out loud before, um i think randy travis is probably the best love songwriter that i've ever heard his every all the music he wrote and sang like i was just sitting outside having a cigar, I think, last night. I don't even think I was having a cigar. And Forever and Ever Amen came on. And that song's untouchable.

So I was just wondering, like, hey, crew, Keith included, because you're here answering, like, what is the best love song? Do you have a wedding song? My wife and I, I think I've said before, we were married in secret. love song do you even do you have a wedding song my wife and i um i think i've said before we were married in secret um but we do have a song that we said you know would be our wedding song and it was in a week by hosier because when we first got together that was like our song between us but yeah just randy travis that forever and Amen. He's got the On the Other Hand song. That dude can write love songs. And I would be hard-pressed to hear anybody that writes a better love song than him.

I believe my co-host is frozen. Yeah, he's just making the same face and coming in and out. So I assume he has something to say about this subject. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to talk to you about our sister podcast, Massonomics. This week's episode is brought to you by Massonomics.bingo, a game created to follow along with the world's strongest podcast. Each week, you will get a new board to follow along on the podcast.

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Hey, welcome back. I just decided to do an ad read. Yeah, my Wi-Fi. It inherited some of Tommy's features, I guess, and decided to not like me. I don't really know why, but I'm just going to go remote and just sit on my front porch, honestly, because I just feel like I'm louder when I'm on my phone, so I don't want to wake my wife up,

and it's a nice 50 outside, so I'll just chill on the porch for honestly because i just feel like i'm louder when i'm on my phone so i don't want to wake my wake wake my wake up and it's you know nice 50 outside so i was chilling the porch for a half hour all right so if it's a little dark on the video i'm i'm here but you might not be able to see me but to get to your question uh favorite love song as far as like wedding specifically like our wedding song maybe your wedding song too give me both well i'd have to think about love song i just went right to the wedding because i had the wedding in parentheses i think so uh plant black when i said i do um it was like our our wedding song we danced to it and it's very sentimental still our 15 year wedding anniversary is in two weeks and you know for the last 15 years give or take at least twice a year we'll play that song and just, you know, dance on the internet for, you know, a minute or two, you know, so that's just,

that song will always hold a special place in our hearts. All right. Well, I don't know what it was. I was just sitting out there staring at the setting sun and that song came on and I was just like, damn, that's a good song. Well, if you don't enjoyandy travis though yeah and his voice and everything all combined it's a damn good song all right so do you want to rate last week's episode last week's episode oh what was last week's episode i did not put in the notes what it was give me a sec who the heck was the guest or no that was just them no that yeah okay so that was the uh the guests couldn't make it last

minute i think so they just did a two-man show like we are uh and they tricked us too because they kicked us off the goddamn discord at that 45 minute mark you know and said up we got to get our guest on the horn and then they just continued to shoot the shit for another hour and a half and had no guests so yeah i was like you bastards i really thought they were going to get uh the the crew that had the uh tattoo uh but that didn't that ended up not happening so i'm still i know i think we all know who it is at this point uh i don't know if the cat's out of the bag or not but when i asked on on youtube tanner posted a picture of a bell so that's pretty obvious who it is so but he hasn't you know i think big dan hasn't really been doing

a ton on social media lately so i don't know i guess tanner's just waiting for him to actually post it himself but we'll see it's it's actually mark it's actually mark bell yeah and now we're all gonna be mad and I'm going to scrape mine off that would be horrible I'd be like alright I guess I'm canceling my I'm running a start that would actually make me charge back my supporting membership

I'd have to end it all right there alright so you're giving it what 5 out of 5 5? alright yeah we'll give it 5 I haven't managed to get through all of it because of course Alright, so you're giving it what? Five out of five. Five? Alright. Yeah, we'll give it five. I haven't managed to get through all of it, because of course,

family full of sick people. I have had almost zero time to do any podcasting, TV watching, anything, so I forget the last part I heard, I think was them kicking everybody off and then saying surprise, no guest. And just for that surprise alone,

I'm going to give it a five. Awful fun. Nice. Well, I guess they deserve it. All right. So we put it out on Instagram today and we're still getting some responses, but I'm,

I'm cutting it down right now. This is the end. We're going to answer these questions now, and then we're going to drop the story. So I'm going to read some of these Q and a, and I think we can both kind of take some time to, to answer each question. How are you feeling? Is your wifi tapped in? You tapped in. I should be on, I, to answer each question. How are you feeling?

Is your wifi tapped in? You tapped in. I should be on, I should be on mobile data. So hopefully we're all good. All right. Uh, so the first question comes from the orange glaze.

What do you think of fan pages on Instagram? I feel like we answered this one earlier. Yeah, I think we basically covered it uh don't want to beat a dead horse but uh yeah well the the jury's still out you know that's up to you on how you on what you do over the next couple months but uh definitely don't want to beat a dead horse in the massonomics universe that's not a thing we would ever do but that was uh i am excited to see where it goes, I guess.

Alright. Also from The Orange Glaze, Halloween is this month. What are some of your favorite scary movies? That also might be a giveaway as to who The Orange Glaze is. Oh, yeah.

I gotcha. Scary movies. I mean, I've seen them. I've seen like, you know, you have the Nightmare on Elm Street. It's like, they're a little too freaky for me. You know, the Jason movies, the Friday the 13th,

those have some decent ones. But I don't know. I grew up, I guess I'll, I kind of reministh, those have some decent ones. But I don't know. I grew up. I guess I kind of reminisce to what I grew up with. So like Screams, I know what you did last summer. They're not great movies, but kind of growing up with them, it's just like I'm more prone to watch something like that just because of nostalgia.

But there's like 20 different Halloween movies. I never really loved the Halloween, but I'll toss one on every couple years like on the on actual halloween weekend i i've said it on the podcast before that paranormal activity i think is is one of the top um i have always been a fan of rosemary's baby i wouldn't don't know if that would be a horror movie or a thriller but rosemary's baby is definitely one of the top tier ones it's a thing i care about i mean i have horror movie night right where everybody goes to bed and i tell my wife like i'm checked out for two hours i'm watching a scary movie with my headphones in tonight and i watch a scary movie every week um the maybe the reason that we're being asked

this is because i did when i posted the the question i used a scene from hereditary um with the smiling naked man in the bathroom or in the closet uh that's what that scene was from because hereditary was a great movie last week i watched talk to me which i feel like i liked i really enjoyed while watching it um reminiscing about it don't know how much i loved it um so probably paranormal activity and rosemary's baby and then there's one that we've talked about in the discord and it's almost like a curse to say it it's called Bone Tomahawk. That is a movie that has scarred me. I watched it once by myself during the day. There was no weird creepiness around me.

And there are scenes from that that are so traumatic that I will never watch that movie again. And I don't encourage anybody to watch that movie. And I know saying that means that some of you are going to go and watch it. It's disgusting. It's just not a good, it's just not a great thing to look at. So I would say that that probably because of that,

it did its job. Right? Like that makes it a scary movie because it permanently scarred me you know what i really like it's not it's like it's halloweeny or i guess it's freaky but uh it's more like feel good almost um yeah uh well what the hell was the michael j fox one frighteners oh frighteners is a classic yeah yeah so like i wouldn it was scary, scary, but it was like, I still enjoyed it. I thought you were going to say that Adam Sandler one that came out last year. I don't think I watched that one.

I think it's on Netflix. I think it's probably on my Netflix watch list, but I'm not in any hurry to get to it. Worth it, actually. I didn't hate it. I do enjoy like, I mean, I'll watch every vampire and every zombie movie ever made. And basically, but I don't really don't. Those aren't necessarily scary. That's like its own entity. I do enjoy like I mean I'll watch every vampire and every zombie movie ever made and basically but I don't really don't those aren't necessarily scary that's like its own entity

scary has to have like a serial killer or some kind of like spiritual thing I don't watch slashers I prefer the paranormal I prefer the I prefer the stuff that allows me to control my anxiety for two hours it's like like I'm in control of what's bothering me now

all right okay so this one comes from cody big cody how often do you think about the roman empire what is this from i've been seeing this all over it's just a meme yeah it's mostly tiktok and if it starts on tiktok it'll creep over towards Instagram. It's just this idea that men think about the Roman Empire a lot. Like, never. Outside of watching... Almost never. Like, Gladiator was Spartacus' Roman Empire time? I can't remember. Yeah, probably.

Yes. Like, outside of watching something that is Roman-themed. I think there was an HBO show called Rome also, wasn't there? It was early 2000s. Yeah, no. Yeah, Lucy Lawless was in it. Oh, no, that was Spartacus. There was another one. Was it? I was predating that.

Predating that for years. Yeah, so never? Yeah, outside of consuming media that's based about it as soon as that's over nothing i also like wasn't a big history buff i guess so i don't really outside of what i see in movies i don't know much about the roman empire so now among the mongolian empire i think about a lot but i think we talked about that already yeah you're gangas con okay all right we beat this one a little bit into the horse um big jeff has asked us about the massonomics chicken youtube we already kind of touched on that we have no clue what's going on with that

um so here's one uh big jeff wants to, can an animated movie be included in the discussion of favorite movies for that actor? And this is based on when I said Polar Express is a good Tom Hanks movie. He says because Tom Hanks technically wasn't in it. His voice was. He doesn't think it counts as a Tom Hanks movie. So if you have to write it, if there's no right in the line and I can't say maybe I think I'd have to agree with him. Like it's close,

but I think I'd have to agree with him. I guess I would like to hear examples of like someone having such a amazing role, but it's just a voice actor. Like that's a different thing. Yeah. You can be a great, like it's a different,

I guess I, I have a thing for voice actors i tend to recognize them and be able to like figure out who they are and where they're from and stuff like that so voice acting to me is a big deal um so yeah like is cars and owen wilson movie is toy story a tom hanks movie i can see where you're coming from. I'll say no. I say I agree that I don't think that does count as a Tom Hanks movie. But then, of course, we're going to say that Castaway wasn't a Tom Hanks movie.

Because he might have been in the whole thing, but without looking it up, you don't know his character's name. Right? So then, like, where does that add up? Wilson's friend yeah he was he was Wilson's co-star okay all right next coming up coming up uh so big Chris Damager wants to know who do you think you are and what gives you the right I got nothing for you there on that one, buddy. Where did the lore, like, is that,

like, I know that we say that internally. Is it, like, from something else that we stole? It's got to be a TV reference or a cartoon reference or something. I want to say Family Guy is where I think I can remember it from when he writes life cereal and he writes the sarcastic like good for you and delicious and part of a balanced breakfast

who do you think you are i that's i think that's where i know it from but i'm not i'm not going to pretend to have any insight on that one. Big Jeff wants to know with the other hosts going on a trip this week, will they eat at Red Robin, Waffle House, or somewhere else? Costco. Yeah, I could see them hitting up Costco. I don't think they like Red Robin.

There is no Red Robin. Was it Waffle House? Yeah, yeah. I take Red Robin over a lot of the stuff they talk about for food. Red Robin's get a decent burger for a chain alright okay from Big Chris Damager FMK

I like these these are always common Planks, Crunches, and Abwheel I'm going to go first these yeah these are always uh these are always common planks crunches and ab wheel i and i i'm gonna go first because i did see this one come in and i said i wouldn't look at any of them but i did see this one come in uh the ab wheel can go to hell the ab wheel can go straight to hell do not pass go and burn every time i do the ab wheel, I'm screwed the next day for anything. I can't bench. I can't

squat. I can't do anything. So I will say kill ab wheel. I would marry planks because I've been doing those instead of the ab wheel and they're just great like you start

shaking and everything's all scary for a few seconds but like it's fine just keep going and then die but then you're fine the next day and then i guess that would mean um f plank f crunches crunches yeah ironically i think those i'll do a crunch but i love it yeah i think year three or that that's the order i was gonna go i think that i did kind of peek at that one and i was thinking about it a little bit and i was like yeah what you just said because the the reason i don't the reason i got to kill ab wheel is like sometimes ab wheels are great but then other times like it'll hurt the shit out of my forearms and triceps to the point that like then i'm jeopardizing my my next day or something like that so whereas like a plank i'm not gonna like i'm not gonna hurt myself on a plank and all i gotta do is just drop and i actually have a

funny story with an ab wheel um i have the one that kind of uh you can only roll so far out and then it almost starts to auto retract a little bit it's like the really popular one it's like 40 bucks on amazon like like a lot of people have it uh but if you have it the wrong direction and you go to go out real quick uh i don't remember how somehow basically like i was basically like in the middle of doing an ab wheel and the whole thing like decided fuck you i'm gonna reverse now and basically like slipped out of my hands reverse and smacked me in the fucking face so yeah fuck ab wheels or well no kill ab wheels yeah mary plank yeah and then f crunches i haven't i like i like an invert or an incline crunch or an incline setup i guess but just oh yeah that's i don't do a ton of core i

do core like once a week i have core programmed once a week and i probably do it every other week yeah absolutely like i don't want abs i want a. Yeah, absolutely. Like, I don't want abs. I want a strong core because I need it. But I don't want abs. I don't want to do anything that's going to hurt my body. All right. Okay. Okay.

So, Big Nate, our producer, he put in a ton of things. But to the nature of the program, I'm going to go in order. Who is one non-crew you wish you could have on the podcast? It'd have to be someone still in the world. It'd have to be someone very massive. Iistic i'm like oh i'm trying to think who's um i got one so this is kind of a call out and hopefully she becomes crew soon but uh our good friend uh hannah grayson's uh significant other um, Graysonomics' life partner, Hannah. I met her at the Lister-Lizzie Classic,

and she was a former member of the gym, and she seems pretty friendly, so that would be cool to talk to her sometime. All right. I wish I could remember meeting. I know I did. So, obviously obviously Mitch Hoover because that would have been hilarious

um I went the realistic route I met the guy I should have brought it up I genuinely should have brought it up because when he was like we'll just pick a day it's gotta be like a Tuesday or a Friday. I was like, done. I can do that.

Maybe Gen Damager. Yeah. I think if we were just to have a let's talk about... I think... Okay. I have thought about this before. And it's a thing that I've brought up many times. Having some of the significant

others of us like not established but like uh active crew just and like we just submit we give them a couple topics to talk about and they're allowed to just like obviously we don't want them to go on there and be like we hate our husbands or wives or whatever but like just go on there and be like this is what it's like having a husband that's into massonomics i think that would be really funny even for like a shorter like half hour to 45 minute episode because i think it could get really stale at some point but i think that that would be really like get my wife your wife Jen Daminger maybe Mrs. Scantz um you know big Jen's husband like get those people on and just like how is life

with people like us like how do you what's that like I think that could be really fun my wife would be like he's literally on his phone 24 7 and every time I ask him what he's doing How do you... What's that like? I think that could be really fun. My wife would be like, he's literally on his phone 24-7, and every time I ask him what he's doing, he says it's something podcast or Masonomics or Uncanny Turn related. And I'm like, well, yeah, because it is. Because it is. I'm not lying. Like, I'm not exaggerating when I say I spend

hours fucking with this shit every week. I really do. I think that could be a really, really fun episode to have. Okay. These are more from Big Nate. I have to ask you this one because I don't know.

Are there any good NFL picks for the weekend? Man, I don't... So far, no. I have no clue NFL picks for the weekend? Man, I don't, I'm so far. No, I have no clue. I don't know what the game's even coming up or I don't do fantasy. Yeah.

I love, so I, I, I follow my three, I follow my, my, my college team. I follow my NFL team.

Outside of that, I don't like pay attention to the big matchups until it's like playoff season. Like maybe like the last couple of weeks of the season, if there's like a, a play in game, basically other than that, it's like, I don't maybe like the last couple weeks of the season if there's like a play-in game basically other than that it's like i don't i don't care about watching two teams i'm not associated like i'd rather play video games or watch a movie than watch teams i don't care about like i love football but i love like my team's playing football not

other people's teams playing football roll tide um for those of you wondering my wife put in a pickleback into the cooler today and I drank that while you were talking about football and I assume I'm going to regret that in about half an hour okay favorite chain restaurant meal I already have an answer I want to hear yours

Longhorn Steakhouse New York Strip with french fries and ranch dressing and as of late it it's always been with a salad but their salads the last couple months have been like really bad like they're not chopping lettuce up it's like it's not like iceberg lettuce it's like it's really like like just over it's just a really weird fucking lettuce so i'm like i so i got the uh i got a corn on the cob last time there as opposed to the house salad and like that's my

go-to now it's like you know steak sometimes i'll switch up french fries with mashed potatoes uh but i think yeah the steak mashed potatoes or fries and corn is gonna be my like that's like our you know we go out to the steakhouse like once a month or give or take so that is my new uh that's my go-to order i did we did um a longhorns when we were down there actually steve was like because steve before the trip to ohio steve was in the states way more often than i am and now that we all have passports i'm just like than I am. And now that we all have passports, I'm just like, go to New York. Let's just hop the border. It's easy.

It's actually about an hour and a half drive. I'm going to say Boston Pizza. This is only a Canadian thing. Sorry, all the Americans. But they... If I'm specifically craving pasta,

they have a... Craving what? Pasta. Do I say that funny? How do you say it? Pasta. Pasta? You said...

You're saying pasta. Yeah, pasta. P-A-S-T-A. Yeah, pasta. Pasta? Nope. No. That will be...

Let's... I'm going to get called out for that. Let's hear what's going on about that in the's call it out for that. About that in the discord. Yeah. Yeah. Have I been saying it wrong for 38 years? Oh God. No,

I say things weird. It makes people laugh all the time. They have a jambalaya, jambalaya fettuccine, but I don't like shrimp. So I always sub out meatballs. So it's just fettuccine, spicy.

It's got peppers, onions, hot peppers. And then they stack it full of proteins, which is like sausages, chicken, and cut up meatballs for me. And that is when I'm like, I haven't had any calories all day. I need all of the calories now. And I will go and eat one of those. And it's always like the plates are gigantic because it's a pasta place. Pasta, pasta place. So that would be that one. Nice.

This actually sounds really good. One time on a conference call, one of the things I do specifically at my work is I hate redundancies. So I will go out of my way to find easier way to do things that comes out of a not wanting 16 steps to something I think could be three. It also removes the ability to fail. And I think that if you're going to, if you were the person above and your job is to help the people below you you need to remove barriers to their success so if you have something there's five steps on it and you're going to make them accountable for all five steps okay you need to really make sure those steps are necessary. Okay. So we were on a call and I was just,

it was like 15 other managers. I'm just chirp, chirp, chirp about this stupid process where it's like, you need to ring out the right code and then type in the comment box and then type in on this box and then type in, and it has to be this exact wording and i said processes instead of processes and my friend megan like she's like my best friend she's another manager from a star a little farther away she hit the floor she could not get over the word processes that sounds so bogger well it's the thing where just sometimes i like to say things in like the old greek way but it's one of the ones that i forgot i was doing so i just said it so naturally i was like you need to get these processes under control and

she was like these fucking what and anyway so people make fun of me sometimes it's on purpose and i think from now on when you guys make fun of me for it i'm not gonna let you know if i'm doing it on purpose or not i think i'm gonna keep going and just be like no that's how that's where it said you're wrong you mean you're yeggers go for it okay all right all right also from nate the next four are from nate he really wanted to give us content so thank you nate if you could trade places with the other host for a day what is the first thing you would do i haven't seen this i could trade places with the other hosts i'm with you oh if i could trade places with you for a day what would i do do? Probably go to Boston Pizza and grab that jambalaya. That would sound pretty good.

It's a lot of food. That would be so awkward. Like, if it was, like, if it was, so say it was, like, set it up as, like, one of those comedy movies, like, trading places or something. Like, we just literally walk up to each other's bodies for, like, you know, you didn't know how long it was going to take. Like, I'd be so tippy-toeing around because there'd be like so let's just say like you wake up and there's like a genie and the genie's like you have 24 hours in this body you can do whatever you want like what would you do and like keep it not fucking weird well yeah because it would be like well like does the partners know right like just have

i'd literally just leave the house because like obviously like you're not allowed to see or you'd walk out in my body and the first thing morgan would do is go he didn't touch my butt something's up because that's what i do every time i see her i'd have to make sure your kids were looked after because i'm not a i'm not a child care person person, but I have to make sure your wife or call babysitter. Cause I wouldn't want your kids to, you know, have anything bad happen to them. But I don't know.

That's awkward. It's such a weird question. Like I would use your deadlift bars. Well, yes, I have multiple. That would be, yes,

I would go down there and play with all of the deadlift bars. That's, that's the easiest answer I've ever had to give. Just like, just walk past your partner, walk past your friends, put down your phone. I want to deal with anybody.

I'm Keith for the day. I'm going to go lift all of those power, those deadlift bars and see which one I like the best before I buy one. I would probably honestly just sit out on your back porch and enjoy because you kind of you said you live in the country and i grew up i grew up in the country but i live like in pretty much city limits now so you know i've got fucking four neighbors within 30 feet of my house so not fun um yeah i would literally just enjoy peace and quiet. And I'm sure you're probably closer to more pretty parks and scenic shit than I am.

So I would just enjoy nature that I didn't have to travel three hours to get to. All right. Coming up next, I'm just asking my wife a quick question because I think there's one I want to put in here. And it's a bit deep what is the most unimportant or uninteresting thing you can remember it's not about platypus dude i remember so much like i don't know if i can specifically like i remember 90 of my life from the time i was five years old like except school shit i don't remember anything i learned in school but like like events and like family functions and

like specific things that happened like look and it's not like a good thing to have like that kind of like is it a turtle that has a good memory or i think it's an i i would it's an i i think it's called eidetic or eidactic uh where you just remember every minute detail it actually does sound absolutely awful because i'll like i'll hold grudges for shit that happened 30 years ago that other people have forgotten so it's like that's not a good thing like like i've had like some really pretty much i have some extreme drama with some family members that like i still hold on to some of that shit because like it's fucking i can close my eyes and it happened yesterday whereas they're like you know they don't they pretend like it didn't fucking happen i'm like well go fuck yourself i i still remember the phone number to my mother's

work when she, cause my mother actually worked, it's an astounding story. She worked in the same bar for 37 years from the, she was hired the year I was born and she retired when I was 37. And if you know anything about the bar or pub industry, working in the same bar for any number of years is difficult but working in any of them for 37 years is uncanny and it was one of what made that place so special

is that when you went in you knew who you were gonna see my mom worked the days carol worked the evenings michelle worked the nights like you knew who you were gonna see that's what made people love that bar so much and i still remember the phone number because as a kid i had to phone her so often so i just did not a five five four five six one two i'd like i know that number for no reason that bar no longer exists that number is probably disconnected like none of that exists i have not dialed that number in probably a decade because cell phones exist. So I would just text my mom when I need her. So that's one thing I,

I do have a good one. I, now that I've like, so, so it's very specific too. So I played high school football, you know, between freshmen and senior year.

So four years of being on different teams, I could pretty much name you the roster, what number they played and like the starting depth chart of pretty much all four seasons of my high school football career of like the varsity football team and my freshman football team. Like I like to the point now that like, I see a number like any like number, like one to 99 enough, like I will more often than not associate that with like, if it was like one of like my, like,

you know, core friends and all that, that was, that was a what's his face, his football number. And like, just randomly, like,

like it's really weird, but like those, that's still instilled in my head of like what the, you know, the class above me, what all those guys, the class above me what all those guys numbers were what our numbers were when when when the seniors graduated and the sophomores came up and then they took their numbers to some extent and like it's weird it's a weird thing to

remember almost four individual teams like depth charts because i could tell you who played what position you know like yeah yeah like off the top like i could literally if you gave me a couple hours i could write down like i'm probably i could probably generate like with like 75 accuracy like all that information so that is a very random thing that is unnecessary yeah that sounds absolutely boring so that's a good answer to that question uh there's two more from nate and i'm not positive we're even going to answer them properly i think you just did if you could only have one spreadsheet you can only have one what would you track in it my my gym one like i've got that for sure that makes perfect sense yeah like i've got i've got

that's the one that's the longest and has the most detail granted like that spreadsheet it has like four different tabs so if i can get away with having the multiple tabs that's fine but if i had to compile it all into one i could just copy and paste everything and it would just be different segments of the same spreadsheet but yeah i it has literally my entire inventory of my gym and that would suck to lose and have to recreate somewhere else. I would track the spreadsheets I don't track.

It would be an entire spreadsheet of things I wish I could track. There's a lot of stuff, dude. Spreadsheets are awesome. I have like, I literally have 20 spreadsheets that I use and some of them I might only open once a year, but I hate them.

I got a guy at my work that does them for us and they're so handy and they're so helpful. But if he didn't do them, I'd probably never look at them. But all right. So Nate asked, this is a shock coming from technically a guy your favorite sex position i'm not answering i'm not answering that my favorite sex position is yes yes

okay we're moving on from nate's silly. I know, right? Mr. Religion's religious family guy comes out with some sexual zingers. I'm not touching that with a 10-foot pole. So Big Hot, Scott Dodds. By the way, I don't know if you guys remember his episode, but that's what his wife calls him. And I thought that was hilarious. He wants to know. Go ahead. You did drop that name the other day and i don't think like anyone i'm very curious if anyone got it because like

it took me a second and i'm like immersed more than anyone else could be other than maybe you and nate so uh yeah it was pretty funny um scott um scott dodzilla wants to know besides SBD what's your favorite lift? He says his is Log Press. Hmm. I'd have to practice. That's tough. I guess. I mean

I'm actually going to look at a spreadsheet to piss you off just to see. It's not going to bother me. I'll answer while you do that. It's my it would be my Denny Stones.

It would be my replica Denny Stones. I don be my replica Denny stones. I don't do them very often because I tend to overdo it. And then the next day I'm beat up when I try and go work out. So maybe it's something I do. Like if I'm doing Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

Friday, maybe I just add them in on a Friday and replace them with regular deads. And that way I'm beat up over the weekend. But I love my Denny stone lifts and also just like lifting, just heavy shit, just to see if you can lift it. I think that that's one of the funniest things is like rocks that you see on the road.

I think I told the story. I was at the manager's meeting and some guy was like this is really heavy and i was like no it isn't and i walked up and picked it up just to see if i could and he's like that's insane like that's not normal behavior i think that stuff's funny as hell just like those abnormal like this chair is really heavy well let me see if i could do it like that's that's my favorite but like traditional i think would be the Denny Stones. I love my Denny Stone replicas. It's a really hard question for me, because I love... Now, I'm going to put parameters on this.

I'm assuming any variation of squat, bench, and deadlift is included in SVD. Yeah, you can't be like, oh, I love my SSB. Come on. No, no, no. So board pressing and stuff like that like that's still yeah that's just it's got to be then really i guess overhead press but i really i don't like overhead pressing so i'm gonna go hamstring or i don't know quad extensions i guess like i don't i don't do a lot of like i don't i just swap engine deadlift i don't fuck around and do other odd lifts.

My friends always like to play with the... I have other things I can do. I have all those blobs and stuff for the grip training, but I don't really enjoy that. I bought those for my friends. I don't know. I'm going to say not applicable because there is nothing

other than a squat bench and deadlift. I'm really interested in log press and my 10 years with my company is coming up and they're going to send me some sort of gift card. And the first thing I'm doing is looking at a log press. Like that's probably if I can apply that gift card to that, that's what I'm going to buy. Even if I have to do it outside, it's either that or I'm going to buy some farmer's carries. Alright. Good question, Scott. From Big Jake. Not Jake State Farm. Other Jake. Jake Haid.

Heed? Haid? I know what you mean. He's super fucking jacked, dude. Big dude. Let me know if I said your name wrong. He says, what is something beloved by the crew that Joey hates so we can rag on him? And I think he's talking about how everybody's been ragging on you about Will Ferrell. Absolutely.

Yeah, that's a good one. Well, I don't know because I don't know what all of you love. I hate a lot of stuff. i hate a lot of stuff i hate a lot of shit there's gonna be something that's come up in your general life where people have been like you really don't like that like like if you share your opinion at work and someone's like wait there's no way you don't love this like that hasn't come up no not really um and that's interesting. I just hate a lot of shit. But it's all the... I don't like superficial things.

I don't like... I don't like vapid anything. I don't want to get political, but I'm sure I'd piss off a ton of people if I started talking politics. I don't know, Jake. people if I started talking politics. Yeah. Like, I don't, I don't,

I don't know, Jake, I'm sure there's something. Um, that is a good question though. It is. It's probably music. There's probably a band out there that I absolutely hate.

Oh, I got one. You don't like a big bang theory or friends. I, I do not. I don't find them. Nope. There's a lot of, there's a lot of people that probably like

maybe not so much friends that i guarantee there's like 30 to 40 percent of the crew like big bang theory and then the rest have never even heard of friends because they're too fucking young those people are wrong um acdc is one that maybe like but the problem is like i enjoy listening to acdc but i'm always gonna laugh my ass off whenever he starts singing like the first like two notes of his voice is gonna kill me every time oh i hate kiss maybe that one will bother some people i don't i don't love kiss i once said somebody asked me for some words of motivation. And I said, if Kiss can become billionaires and suck, you can get over whatever you're going through right now. So maybe that one. I don't know.

I'm just trying too hard to be controversial right now. I got nothing for you guys. But I'm sure it'll come up. I think the coolest thing about Kiss was the late 90s movie Detroit Rock City. Filmed in my city. Oh, nice. Yeah. There's a lot of shit filmed in Canada that's been portrayed to be like Chicago or something.

Mostly my city. Yeah. Hamilton has really cheap, easy access. We give them pretty much like, give us five bucks and you can close down an entire city block. It's easy. We do that so that they come here. Okay. From, I wish

I knew who this was, Big Mills? Do we know Mills' first name? Is it 85? David Mills, 85? David, that's one of the Davids, one of the Davids, uh, orange glaze obsidian collaboration.

So for those of you don't know, obsidian ammonia is, um, one of our sponsors. We did recently get a referral from them, which is kind of cool. Just trying to figure out, you know,

how that actually works through the, the system that we have in place. Um, so yeah, orange glaze obsidian collab collab like what would that smell like yeah because it would it be like orange creamsicle or like citrusy orange because those are like two different you'd have to go creamsicle because you'd like it would honestly if you went just orange it would be like somebody pissed on an orange like it would be overwhelmingly awful yeah so like an orange creamsicle that would be but i don't know if i could get like because that's like it's like an enjoyable flavor i

don't think i could like i wouldn't get amped up to that i would want to go like just relax and like fucking eat it eat it cracker barrel because it's like where i like that was like the only place i remember like growing up it would like serve like an orange cream soda so like i don't know i don't know that that would be a great collab i don't think so i now i've been bothering travis for a jägermeister collab so that i could have like a black licorice now it's caught cloves and shit but we'll see something's coming eventually uh that mofo guy wants to know what the fuck is that picture, which would be this.

I'm assuming he's talking about the picture from hereditary. I thought it was a beardless you at first, but I kind of zoomed in. I was like, no, that's not him. Okay. So it's not like they're listening to this podcast.

I'm going to tell you why I had that picture in my phone. And this is, I'm assuming anybody that's actually still listening is so invested in this podcast. So me, you and the five people still listening. I was at the pub the other night because I forget what reason. I think it's like, don't come home. The kids aren't asleep and you'll rile them up.

So go out and eat. And I ended up texting my wife. I said, there's a couple in the corner that looks like they're either looking for a third or their next victim. She's like, what the fuck does that mean? I sent her that picture. I said, looking like that guy from Hereditary hiding in the closet with that smile on his face. That's why i had that in my phone um you know what it is one of those things where i'm i've said it before chirping is

like my second language and i have to hold it in i can be very very mean when i need to be i choose not to be but i assure you the shit talk is real in my head almost all the time it's not worth it like 97 percent of the time though especially if it's with like family friends like it's if the people have reoccurring fucking events with like there's no point yeah just be the bigger person and just like for the most part ever just don't say anything every now and then you gotta go fuck themselves but like 90 of the time it's not worth the fucking fallout yeah unless somebody goes yeah what were you thinking and then i'll just be like well fuck here we go and like you just start just chirping hard all right two left uh one doesn't make any sense to me i'll see what i got i'll go with that one first so this

one's from the big mac dream blunt rotation of sister podcast guests. And you can only pick three. So what I'm assuming, Oh, that's going to be a, it'll be a typo. I don't know. No,

no, no, no. So remember the, um, that, that 70 show, like they just sat around the table.

Yeah. So what was the, now that I got that in my head? Okay. So, so like you're sitting at a table Like yeah Dream shot rotation

Dream cigar table Like who are the three people you would love to sit around the table with Um Hmm Basement Brandon Gluck and Coop And we all make fun of Coop. He's poor Coop.

What did he ever do to you? He sold out and didn't tell anyone. He just lied about it. He's a fucking cuck. Eh. Ultimately, he doesn't really affect anybody but himself. That is one hill I will die on, though. I still will, like, never.

Is it selling out or buying in? Big Jeff, let us know. Shit, now I want to change my answer earlier to the one non-crew you could have on the show. Arnie. Dream blunt rotation of sister podcast guests. Who's been on this? That would have a good one to like have an advance notice because like I'm sure I could come up with a better answer

that was like profound like just scroll scroll back and look um Mouser was tons of fun yeah Grant Grant from the strength go he's a shit ton of funny I find him so funny. Every time I see him, he says shit that

kills me. Jess. But I would just like to have, like, eventually I'm gonna meet Jess. Our paths have crossed. She was in, so that gym i went to for the deadlift challenge this weekend she was there earlier in the week and just didn't tell anybody she was there with omar like eventually i'm gonna cross paths with jess

uh i don't know I don't have an answer beyond those let's go with those three there you go that's a really good question though I'd want to like take an hour to like look through the back catalog because like there's been so many good episodes but it's like

I don't know you need more parameters I haven't fucking smoked weed in 25 years and like I don't have any desire to ever do that again so like that whole like concept is throwing me kind of it's kind of like it's like i i have no interest in that sitting at the table dream blackjack table like three people you're sitting with like i've already sat around and had beers with dan and huck finn and and all those guys like we've already done that so i don't want to make any i don't want to make any of the old guests when they listen to this podcast feel left out so i'm just gonna you know you know out of the hundreds of old podcast guests i don't make any of them feel neglected so yeah

you're gonna ride the line yeah i guess all right the last one comes from our resident foot expert, the mofo guy. And he wants to know, there hasn't been any pet talk. Cats versus dogs. And why do dogs win? False. Cats all day, buddy. And that's just my opinion. But we are potentially going to be getting a cat soon. So'll be a future like general topic that i'll be talking about like uh everyone everyone that knows me knows we lost our cat about nine months ago uh and it's been like completely gut-wrenching hard

year so we'll uh you know stay tuned for my wife had just spent several hundred dollars buying new cat stuff and we're looking at kittens this weekend so there'll probably be some cats coming home real soon hell yeah um i had a cat for when i moved out on my own i moved out with uh my partner at the time and um my mom my mom's come up a lot i'll let her know she knew somebody who had a cat that he couldn't take care of anymore. And the place I was living with had mice. So she was like, good deal. I was like, yeah, good deal. So this cat ended up moving in with us named Conchita.

And she took to us immediately. Like there was no like hiding. There was no fighting. She ate within seconds. Like she was just comfortable with us. I had that cat i think she was six or seven when i got her and i finally ended up having to put her down at 18 or 19 of course um she stayed with me she did not go with my partner at the time for that entire time. I've posted pictures of her. She was cuddly.

She was just the best cat I think I could have ever asked for. When I had to put her down, I knew she was sick. And the doctor said, like, we can do surgery. I think she was sick and the doctor said like, we can do a surgery. She's like, I think she was 18 at this time. Like she had to have been close to 18 or 19. Cause like, I don't know how old she was when we got her.

So we just like assume she was seven. Cause I think she was a rescue from some flood. I think the New Orleans flood. And eventually when I had to put her down, like I knew she was sick and I just said like, no, just let her be a cat. We're not going to drug her.

We're not going to like, let her be a cat. And she will tell me when she's ready. And sure enough, I came home from work one day and I won't get into detail, but that's when I said, I don't want to cry. Yeah. I just said, I ended up my current wife now, she had moved in with me at the time. So she was living with me and gajita and i phoned her and i said we're going to the emergency vet something ain't right and the emergency vet was just like it's time you've got to make the call and yeah so that was the day and i will tell you right now living in the country

having a cat would be fantastic out here having Having a cat that we keep in the house would help us with the mousing, help us with the spiders, help us with everything. I do not want another cat. You just said mousing. I don't think mousing is a word, but... Is mousing a word? Let us know, crew.

I just don't want another cat because it will never be her. Her parents have cats and I love those cats and I'll cuddle with those cats and play with those cats. The neighbor has a dog. I'd love that my neighbor has a dog because I don't want a dog, but I have access to a dog that I can play with and tug of war with and all that. But I want nothing to do with another cat because I don't want to go through it again so kudos to you because I know you guys are going to do that and that's that's amazing but like out here man foxes coyotes owls vultures hawks anything could take out a baby sometimes

I got to watch the kids with the size of the vultures we have out here where I'm just like, I'll just hover over you for a few seconds. So I just don't. Either way, sorry Aaron Katzwin. I don't blame you on that. I already told my wife that I have no intention of loving our next cat or the cat after that as much as I love Gus because we had him for a decade.

He was our only child essentially. We do not want kids and we cannot have kids for medical reasons so it's not a thing um pets are going to be our only you know companionship the rest of our lives other than ourselves uh you know each other so yeah um that was the hardest thing we ever did in like my adult life I feel like losing him uh so I've already kind of like i don't know that i let my heart open up as much as i did with him so if i'm sure i will who knows but like going into it kind of like protecting myself a little bit at least you know trying to you will see but you will i i guess i i yeah because what's going to end up happening is you're going to try and protect yourself and you're going to see how it affects them.

When you put that wall up, the cat's going to go, well, this guy wants nothing to do with me. And then you're going to go, well, now I'm a jerk to that cat. And then you'll be,

you'll be fine, man. You'll be fine. Getting hit in this with a deep one. So we have this game. We like to play every episode called underrated and ironically we really are getting into that segment now it was a perfect yeah yeah yeah that did actually work perfectly um so this week because obviously we don't have a guest i'm gonna go with three and you're gonna

go with three we'll just ask each other and i do understand that um you reached out to maoav and i actually ended up reaching out to yours um so big big thank you to uh morgan and stephanie for contributing probably most of these yeah yeah i threw some out to the instagram crew so i have one from uh them as well. But unfortunately the one that they gave me that I was like that's really good. We've already covered in the episode so I won't be able to use Big Damager's suggestion.

Alright, do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? I'll go. So, Big Joey, you're familiar with our game, Unpaid and Underrated and all that stuff so we'll just dive right into it. Let's dive right in. I have got one for you. I'm not sure if it's the plural or the singular, but I'll go ahead and say it.

Lobsters. I don't know if it's lobster or lobsters, but I guess same thing. I'm assuming you got that one from my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking hate lobster. So, first of all all they're bugs they're just bugs they're just big bugs if you step on a cockroach if you boiled a cockroach and ate it you'd be eating a lobster it's the same shit they're arthropods they eat trash at the bottom of the ocean and but for some reason

culturally we've decided they are the most it's the fanciest it's the height it's the height of all things fancy and they're disgusting we we flew all the way to halifax and i'll tell you i made it a point that i was gonna have lobster inax, and I don't care what anybody says. I took two bites and gagged and threw out a $30 lobster because I was like, this is stupid. Why did I ever think I would enjoy this? So majorly unpaid.

Lobster is trash. I can see where you're coming from. I didn't love lobster, I guess, necessarily growing up, but the couple of times had it i was like unless it's just wrenching butter it's not great but i would say about 10 years ago my wife just eat butter just eat butter then yeah we went to uh was it maine um cape cod area and i got a lobster roll like pretty much twice a day for like three days straight because it's the best thing ever.

It's basically, it's like, it's like a lobster salad, like, like, like ham salad. But at that point though, a meat salad on a bun,

it could literally be any meat. It's just this idea where it's just like, you're going to go get this lobster and they're going to boil it alive. And you're going to eat it and it's going to taste great. And it's the height of all culture, blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, all culture, blah, blah, blah.

And it's just like, no, these are bugs, man. And they're disgusting. So anyway, unpaid. There you go, Jake. There's your answer. I'll switch up my order and jump to my last one since you've already mentioned bugs. Okay. So unpaid or underrated catching house flies barehanded.

No, she would put that out there. I am an expert housefly hunter. It is uncanny how fast I can grab a housefly out of the air. The other day in the washroom, there was a housefly bothering me, and I was stepping out of the shower and i snapped my underwear and killed that fly it took me two tries but i killed that fly with the elastic of my underwear i am for some reason the fly terminator so So I'm going to say underrated because it's such a stupid skill. It's such a stupid fucking skill to have,

but like, I'll just be sitting there and like, like just drinking a coffee and then I will just reach out and have a fly in my hand. And like, I'm not going to squish it in my hand. So I'll take it and put it outside. If I have to squish it with my hands,

I will, but usually I don't like to do that because it's gross. But I can just, like, these flies, they just see me and they go, yeah, that guy's good, and then I just catch them and take them outside. This is a good question, honey. What the heck? I had a follow-up.

My follow-up to that would be, how many, if any, fly swatters are in your house for anyone else to use? Or are you so efficient at it that you guys just don't own fly swatters? We cannot get efficient enough at it. I have fly tape. I have three fly swatters. We live across from a turkey farm.

Okay. So flies are abundant on hot, windless days. That's it. flies are abundant on hot windless days. Again, my house is also just covered in fly guts because just smack, smack, smack with the fly swatter.

That all sounds very unpaid. It's very disgusting. But being able to just like there's a fly over there and then I'm almost at a point where I wonder if I could kill them with toothpicks because I'm so efficient at killing them that I could just, like, stab one out of the air. Right.

Last one from essentially Big Morgan. I'm hoping I pronounced this right. Valhalla Java? Okay. Underrated. So Valhalla Java is from Death Wish Coffee, and it is Zach Wilde's collaboration with Death Wish Coffee. And I used to drink Tim Horton's coffee every day. It was just part of my habit. And then I can't believe, I can't remember if she bought me one or if I bought myself one, but it was the first coffee I ever brewed at home that made me think, I only want to drink this coffee. It was so good.

So good. And now it's impossible to get. They're like $100 a bag to get them up here in Canada. It's fucking ridiculous. They're not produced anymore? I don't know if they're not produced, but they're just not shipping to Canada. So now I have an affiliate code

for 25% off with a company out of Quebec, which is Caffeine and Barbells. And they do a very similar, which is a dark roast with extra caffeine. So not your standard 80, but I think it has 120 per cup.

So that's what I drink now, but ultimately, every time I cross the border, I go desperately looking for Valhalla Java. It was so good. So good. Good. I want to say you passed Unpaid and Unrated Big Joy. All right. So now I get to say you passed Unpaid and Underrated, Big Joy. Alright, so now I get to ask you three, but I have a twist

on one of them. Well, essentially I'm going to give you two things, and you have to just... I have three Unpaid or Underrated, and then in one of them I'm going to give you two things related, and you have to tell me which one is Unpaid or underrated.

Gotcha. Unpaid or underrated, signaling a lane change. Oh god, I fucking hate it. If any of you fuckers listening to this do not use your turn signal. Just fucking drive off a fucking cliff. You are the most fucking obnoxious, selfish pieces of shit in the world and

i hope you fucking crash and die i can't fucking stand you i will honk my fucking horn at you and just flip you off for well not my not my work truck but i definitely honk at any vehicle i'm driving where someone they could be like three car lengths in front of me and if they just like change lanes without fucking using a turn signal if it affects me or not like just fucking honk my horn for like 10 seconds just to fuck with them god pisses me off so much so so much and it's it's a fucking it's clearly it's a safety thing but i take it an extra level of like you're just being a selfish piece of shit because you're so fucking lazy that you can't do this it's the fucking law it's the right thing to do it's the safe thing to do like i assume at least hundreds of people die every year by some asshole not using their turn

signal and just kind of cutting someone off and just getting rear-ended or whatever like just fuck you you should turn signal god that was a good one signal your intent right like yeah like just that that makes perfect sense um you maybe actually you'll appreciate this story um so when i drive to work there's an on-ramp that i have to take and for some weird reason the city has made it so that there's a two lanes onto the on-ramp and then the one lane ends like in the middle of the off it was an on-ramp when you're getting on the highway or off the highway you know whatever on the ramp on ramp on i't know okay yeah no so that sounds really stupid though because it's gonna they're just gonna merge together and people are gonna both lanes are gonna think they

have the right of way and when so i'm at where it's not good i'm in the lane that's continuing and the lane that ends is to my right and a guy comes out of the line behind the car behind me goes past me and jams himself in between me and the car in front of me. Like there was no other, I wasn't going to let him, but safely, like I couldn't crash into him.

Yeah. And it was like, dude, like that is the dickest move you can do when you're driving. Like now we all have to wait so you can be two cars ahead. So I made it a point. As soon as we got onto the highway, I passed this fucker. And I stayed in front of him the entire time.

He ended up six cars behind me. And it was the most rewarding thing. I think it was, that was more, not more rewarding, but as rewarding as the guy that passed me on my street. I live on a country road. Obviously I've said that like three times this episode.

And people just like to speed because they think nobody lives here. I don't live here. There's cops i do what i want and i was doing the limit because i live here and that's safe and this guy gets all mad and he honks and he drives around me and he passes me you know crosses the the the full yellow line crosses to get ahead of me directly into the speed trap directly into the radar and i know morgan goes don't you dare and i was like what she's like you're gonna slow down and point and laugh at him aren't you and i was like actually i was i actually was going to do that she's like don't he's gonna pass our car he's gonna know where we live like but like good fuck him i hate i other drivers are the worst humans in the world i think i got like i got passed like three times so like majority my driving at work is like on a

highway when i'll go like you know i'll go five to seven over typically um when i'm on back roads like not backwards but i'm on like a single lane road like 55 like i'll go 57 58 59 max i get like people fucking path i had like i had a fucking u-haul pass me he had to be going like 70 and a 55 i was like i'm i'm not fucking like there's a lot of there's a lot of windy turns and shit like i'm not yeah i'm much i'm much more prone to go closer to the speed limit when it's not a straight fucking road so people live here man relax yeah okay uh i don't know if you gave me unpaid or underrated on that uh it is the most fucking un well how was it posed i mean signaling a lane change oh then underrated yeah okay uh unpaid or underrated label makers very underrated label makers are amazing i have so much stuff labeled in my house and in my life and i think it all started years ago when i wanted to start

labeling my because i would work you know i did uh property maintenance and i worked with like a couple other guys and i brought my own tools in a lot of the time and they didn't have a fucking clue what was mine or the company so i like obnoxiously like label maker like every tool i owned because because i i initially started using a sharpie but then the sharpie would wear off whereas like the label maker label would last a little longer and it was easier to reprint one if it did come off uh at one point i don't have it anymore because it ended up dying but i even labeled i put a label i put my name on my label maker because i took it to work a few times and like people just thought it was theirs i was like no this is mine so i i had a label i had a labeled you labeled

your label maker absolutely did yes uh and it comes in handy now too the the main thing i use of order nowadays is you know i've talked about it a few times i have i literally have i think i counted it was well over 200 pictures in my basement gym that I've printed off at CVS and actually put in magnetic sleeves and put on all the metal surfaces in the gym. And I've been trying to print off the date of when the picture was taken. Sometimes I'll do the exact date.

Other times I'll just put 2018, 2020, 2023, just so it's got a historical marker on the picture itself. Yeah, Label Maker is extremely underrated hell yeah okay last one yeah um i'm gonna give you two things and you have to tell me which of these is unpaid and which one is underrated okay one has to be one and one has to be the other. That's going to be tough.

Fake orange flavor or real orange flavor? Honestly, I'll go with fake orange flavor being underrated and real orange flavor being unpaid. i like i like i like

artificial orange probably like five percent more than orange orange that's fair that's fair why like give me an example of a product that is like that tastes better than sticking an orange in my mouth pretty much any orange popsicle like either an icy or just like like orange orange gatorade orange uh orange mio now as of as of recent like it's a consistent orange whereas like i don't know there's nothing worse than like just like a sour or like a an orange that should be perfectly ripe and then it's like it, it's just not. And then like oranges are, I guess that would be part of it. The fruit orange is so inconsistent.

And then once it actually dealt with, you have like a, you have like a bag of them. And once you finally get to one, that's perfect, the next one's fucking rotten. And the one after that's still not ripe. And it's just like the inconsistency of fresh oranges.

And then the oranges are like, you know, oranges are good, but then it's like, do you consider like tangerines and clementines and whatever the other one is like are all those in the orange family because like all those have their own distinct flavors that like vary in enjoyment so whereas an orange popsicle is just already gonna taste like an orange popsicle i think you're gonna need the

the spreadsheet for that one that was a good she picked fucking good ones like i had i had a solid valid immediate answer to all of them there was no writing the line i had a uh so interestingly um two of those were your wife and one of those was mine oh nice which one well yeah yours had to be the orange then because she specifically would have gone the turn signal and label maker. The turn signal, she gets mad at me too. She refuses to honk her horn to anyone in traffic

because she's afraid that someone will just follow her and murder her, I think. Whereas if I'm in her car or driving, she'll flip out if I try to honk at someone. It's a genuine thing you've got to worry about. It's not a thing I worry about, but I'm not a lady. True. People are less inclined

to bother someone like me. There was one I wanted to touch on, but I think it's about... I think we'll add that to next week's. We can start on general topics for next week, probably. Yeah, there's this bear bear there's this guy that programs teddy bears with artificial intelligence

and it asks he has them ask three questions to learn about their host and i just i was you mentioned it earlier where you said you would go look outside if you were me for a day. And one of the questions were, if you knew you had an hour to live and you can't call your loved ones, you can't go to them, what would you do? And it was funny that both me and my wife said i'd go watch the sky and the idea that he asks that question i think he said that it was like it tells you what you wish you could do more of what you think you're missing out on. And I think that that's, it might be a good question maybe for next week or for, for some of our guests.

Yeah. I like that. I have a few things that come to mind, but I don't want to spoil it, but yeah, they're all outdoorsy in nature. Yeah. Cause like,

obviously the first thing I would do is go see my kids and wife, but you can't, that's off the table. Well, I would would i would go and watch the sky for an hour until i died i think the other one was if you could if you could live okay this will be the last one and then we'll we'll do our outro here because i i answered this one to my wife and it made her really emotional if you could travel to any day in the past or future

what day would you go to and why I've actually like had a lot of time travel topics like different podcasts I've been talking about I hate I hate time travel shit but think about this not as time travel if you could live that

one day what day would you live? in your own life? just relive one day of your life? or just like I could go watch something in the 60s or some shit, I don't know I don't know

I don't know I don't have the happiest day of my life. Everyone's like, oh, the day I got married. It was a stressful fucking day. I don't know if I want to live that again. Weddings are the worst. All right. Yeah, I don't know, man.

That's maybe TBD. All right. Well, we can say that. I said I would go to the day after i die so that i know everybody's okay that's all i would want to know is that my kids are okay my wife is okay and i left the world a place that you know like doesn't need me anymore and yeah she was like you're so fucking deep in the stupidest ways so i think that's that's a good question that like that's the kind of stuff i might start putting out there that'd be that'd be hard to see like i don't know

like i now i'm fine not to get religious i don't not to get too religious but like i don't like everyone's got their own opinion of the actual life i'm like what mine is i don't know i don't want to get into religion yeah let's not do that but i just want to know that my kids are okay that if like for sure when i'm not here are they panicking because like they're not ready is their life not harder without me or did i do a good enough job to get them ready is essentially all i'd want to know but what if what you saw didn't make you happy and then you were just stopped existing like that would be horrible yeah but then i get to go back to now and work to fix it oh okay okay i thought this

was just i got you didn't you say you liked click you said you liked click there's so many i guess i didn't i needed i needed more parameters off the you know i thought it was just more like basically like you're gonna like you know what it was i think i got i was getting the last one about like basically you have an hour to live and this one oh yeah okay so i thought it was more like you have an hour to live and you're gonna travel somewhere for a day, but then you die. So it was okay. That's got me on all that.

Different questions, but that's all right. Well, I think, I think we finally come in under two hours on this one. That's the first one. This is the first under two hours and like a month. I'm big Joey. If you're listening to this, you're probably already following me.

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