Unpaid And Underrated - 063 : New Keith Head Unlocked

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

This week Joey and Keith take a vacation and Technical Guy Nate hangs with a gaggle of silly geese. They dive right into topics like Keith's sleeping aragements, military time, Glaze Search, predictions for the Lift Hard Live Easy Classic II, and converting pounds to kilos. Links Massenomics x Ünpaid and Ünderrated Colab (https://www.massenomics.com/shop/unpaid-underrated-tee) Follow The Podcast On Instagram @unpaid.underrated.podcast (https://www.instagram.com/unpaid.underrated.podcast/) Online UnpaidInternPodcast.com (https://www.unpaidinternpodcast.com/) On Youtube @Unpaid.Underrated.Podcast (https://www.youtube.com/@Unpaid.Underrated.Podcast) Our Guest Follow Technical Guy Nate On Instagram @natee561 (https://www.instagram.com/natee561/) Follow Big Kevin On Instagram @kevinrsg18 (https://www.instagram.com/kevin_rsg_18/) Follow Big Scants On Instagram @scants1 (https://www.instagram.com/scants1/) Follow Big Chris On Instagram @beerbelly_lifts (https://www.instagram.com/beerbelly_lifts/) Our Hosts @keithhoneycutt73 (https://www.instagram.com/keithhoneycutt73/) or his orange gym, @thenowhinecellar (https://www.instagram.com/thenowhinecellar/) @joey_mleczko (https://www.instagram.com/joey_mleczko/) Special Guests: Big Chris, Big Kevin, and Big Scants.

Welcome back to episode 06359469420 of the unpaid and underrated podcast, a podcast by crew or crew relentlessly mocked by the hosts of the podcast. You might say, who are those hosts? That doesn't sound familiar. Well, you're correct. It is not familiar. It is the one and only Big Nate here live from Akron, Ohio, the land of tires and stuff. Joey and Keith, while they are here, they're not here. They're like here in spirit

and maybe in flesh. I don't know, but they're on the road to lift hard, live easy. Keith's really fired up about that. So in their place today, I'm joined by some handsome fellows. In their place today, I'm joined by some handsome fellows. I'm joined by one, Mr. Big Daminger, whatever we call him. Would you introduce yourself, good sir? I'm Big Daminger. Hi, welcome, welcome. We're joined by our resident scientist, Big Kevin.

Hey, y'all. And last but not least, for a second week in a row, we might even consider him one of the hosts at this point. None other than Big Tim. I mean, Big Scantz. Who? Guy sounds like a real jerk. Yeah, but we'll keep him around. We'll keep him around.

So we've got a motley crew together and secretly hiding in the shadows are your friendly neighborhood, Joey and Keith. But we will not introduce them. Joey stated that he will, if he deems it funny, say something hilarious into his microphone. So maybe we'll get a chance to experience that. But if I was really mean, I would say I doubt it. All right.

Let's kick off the age old tradition of what are you boys drinking tonight oh it's on you oh boys i got some keys uh got a little monkey shoulder on the side i don't know we're just going all over the place, man. I'm retired. I'll do whatever I want. What's a monkey shoulder? It's a blended whiskey. Oh, okay. It's that part of the arm of a monkey where it meets the torso. I thought that was just like a strongman

injury. Joey, I thought you said you were only going to chime in if you had something funny to say. Oh, you were waiting on that one. I know you were. You were waiting for the first thing I said to do that yeah yeah yeah yeah you man we got zingers today we got zingers day kevin what are you drinking today i've got a polar blackberry mango oh the polars. Polars. Mr. Chris? A Good & Gather Dr. Cherry Vanilla. Good & Gather, that's what we're doing tonight.

So we are Good & Gather. And myself, I've got a nice fresh water in the Oala with an unpaid and underrated sticker on it and if you say man i wish i had one of those stickers well lucky for you we're going to record this and it'll come out after the lift hard live easy classic but if you were listening to this afterwards you could have met up with keith and maybe if you were nice to him he would give you a sticker and you could also put it on your water bottle but But that's up to you. I guess important thing to note about this week's episode is we will be recording before the Lift Hard, Live Easy Classic, but talking a little bit about it.

So basically, this is like Inception meets The Matrix meets whatever other time movies that you're into. I know Keith recently gave Dark Matter on Apple TV a pretty high rating. So maybe it's a little bit of that. We're going into a box, hit a multiverse, the whole nine yards. No spoilers. So just, you know, a little preface for what's going on tonight. But what else is going on tonight is we're all wearing something. Chris, what are you wearing?

The Lift Evil collaboration tee with Big Frank from Lift Evil. Now, there's an important question with that shirt. What rests on your shoulder or on your arm or your monkey's arm even? It does Discord crew. Ooh, one of the first, the original crew. That's the first crew merch that's ever existed. Exciting stuff. Kevin?

I've got the Mastodonomics adjacent Basement Brandon Bar Don't Lie shirt. Kevin, is there any specific reason you might wear that shirt today? Brandon did compliment my basement gym today. He said that he approves of my gym on the Vintage Weights PGH

gym tour video that just went up. Where might we find that? Why don't you just give a quick shout out to that video, Kevin? Quick plug for Rob wage pgh on youtube instagram i think he's too old for tiktok but um it's vintage he's on all those other ones yeah it's uh i i saw a clip from it it looked really good i haven't watched the whole thing it's substantially very long apparently of a large spare minutes it goes by quick yeah yeah and i want to but the thing is like i'll throw on a lot of videos but i want to really take my time and understand do I have the ability to just drive an hour and see Kevin's gym in person absolutely but would I

rather just spend 27 minutes watching it on YouTube and not seeing in person apparently um so one of these days I'll do both and it'll be thrilling and I like uh basement Brandon will give it a big old thumbs up, I'm sure. Scantz, what the heck are you wearing, Mr. Retired Man? It's a little bit of reverse psychology. You can prep for the lift hard, live easy, classic, do. Yeah, I'm going to bench very light, but I'm tricking my body in a bench in a heavy. Yeah?

It's science. It's science, it's mass massonomics i believe that's how that goes yes sir i believe that's the uh the age-old statement the new science-based lifting optimization and following all the studies that that are coming coming out about that now that's it webmd peer review yeah you know proper stuff.org dot edu have you checked ask jeeves to see if it had any recommendations oh i was gonna go with firefox firefox yeah check out mozilla's open source documentation on it um i think i got it off LimeWire LimeWire? Dude, we should start selling merch on LimeWire should we do that?

yeah as for myself, me and myself I'm wearing the one and only well not the only one, there were multiple made but it's mine and so none of you have it but the unpaid and underrated Massanomics collab t-shirt There were multiple made, but it's mine, and so none of you have it. But the unpaid and underrated Massanomics CoLab t-shirt,

I felt like it was the only shirt I'm allowed to wear on this podcast if I ever show back up. So I guess I'll just wear this forever. I bought multiple to accommodate that. My Keith Head stickers are sitting behind me out of view, but they are in my possession. Quick note, wanted to clear the air on this shirt. I know there were a lot of rumors spreading around, but I do in fact watch everyone on security footage.

That is real. Those were real security things, whatever we call them in the business i can't tell you because it's top secret so that is real um you should be afraid i heard the footage comes from the birds yes yeah so me bird watcher yeah we've we've got it all figured out um security footage is real but for, I did want to give out just another shout out to my boy Miles for helping me on that video. Like Tanner and Tommy came to Joey, Keith and I and we're like, hey, we're going to do a shirt. And I wrote and Keith was like, should we take pictures in it? And I was like, we should probably do a video.

And I was driving with my buddy miles back from Cleveland, not to see Kevin, unfortunately. And, uh, I, he does, Keith had alluded to, he either does video for a living or he's, he has a very committed hobby and he does do video for a living, but we were driving together and I said, yeah, I want to do a video for this thing. And he's like, okay, let's do it. Um, and, uh, in between him saying okay let's do it um and uh in between him saying let's do it and the recording of his video um one of his children broke both of their legs and uh so the fact that we got the whole thing recorded um was a true miracle uh and it was it was truly great and i'm very excited with the way that your buddy doesn't happen to know

Ryan, does he? Ryan? Yeah. He didn't shake hands with Ryan, did he? Oh no. That would be his kid.

Yeah. One of his kids. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just surprised we heard about your friend miles before we heard more about your friend, Tom. Yeah.

Right. I've given, yeah, we'll listen, Tom, we'll have him on at some point. We'll get to him, but I really wanted to highlight miles and all of that,

that he has done for us. Um, as it was a good video. Yeah. Retired, I guess we'll call him a retired power lifter as of now. Um, but yeah,

he, he's in on it. He knows the, he knows the deal. So thanks. Shout out to miles. Shout out to massonomomics for the collab. This is all one big sales pitch.

Go buy them, please. We need a speedboat. I have children that need to eat. Joey has children that need to eat. Scantz is retired.

He has fixed income now. So he needs, you know, some money to play with or whatever you do in retirement. Probably a speedboat. I'm fucking busier now than when I wasn't retired. That's the way it goes. But yeah, that's, that's what I'm wearing. All of, all of my thoughts and feelings. Yeah, last week's episode, which is this week's episode, which is yesterday's episode at the time of recording. Y'all had time to listen to it?

Yep. I got through it. You got through it. I got through it. That episode really got me ready for uh this week and looking forward through saturday and just wanting to get out there thursday and see everybody again and hang out and stop at pounders and keep drinking and just have a good time uh i gotta give it five five ipod touches man gavin I'm about halfway through the episode right now.

They're going through their schedule, and they just got to the Lift Hard, Live Easy part, so I really wonder what's going to happen next after the meet. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't think anyone really knows. No one does. But based off all that,

I'll have to give it 5 mosquitoes out of 5 Great rating Scantz Your rating sir Yeah it was pretty awesome Yeah it brought up a lot of Big damage Brought back a lot of memories dude

I cannot friggin wait to Just see everybody rock the house, maybe have a beer or two. I hear they're very tasty. I've never had beer before, so that should be fine. I'll definitely give it five out of five servings of tiger meat at the zoo. Whoa. It's a prestigious award.

And I did listen to all of this podcast from this week, and it was quite a saddening affair. As many of you might know, listeners, and you'll know upon listening to this, that I will not be attending the Lift Hard Live Easy Classic again for another year in a row. Am I having another child? Are you telling us something? What do you mean? Are you having another one no no no

not no no no that would be that it would be great but it would also be a whole lot to have a a whole a whole nother child in that that short of a time span that would be a quite an adventure no children uh ours twins yeah it would be that would be a thing um i do gotta say I did just check into my flight a couple hours ago. I'm flying out tomorrow. There are still empty seats on the flight to Minneapolis. Are there full wallets of any potential sponsors for my trip? You're flying out tomorrow, huh?

Yeah. You gotta get there early and help set up. I'm getting into Minneapolis tomorrow. And then my cousin lives in Minneapolis. We're going to drive the rest of the way on Thursday. No, there you go. Yeah.

You've got to drive ahead of you. Got a big drive ahead of you. That's only about five hours. No, that's not bad. That's just, uh, I get to Keith's house that fast,

I think. I always forget. I can't remember if Keith's house is like two hours away or six hours away. So, somewhere in between those two hours. Door's always open, buddy. Hey! In that case, while you're gone, I might need to pick up a few things. Um... Yeah, I don't know about that.

And just to harken back to something you said earlier, Big Keith here still runs Mozilla Firefox on his Windows computer. Thank you for that. It's my default browser. Sorry for browser shaming you there, Keith. That's fine. It's very out of date.

No, Keith. Firefox is a great browser. We won't go too nerdydy but it's a great choice supports privacy it's got 100 years I literally have 30 years of bookmarks on it that I don't want to lose so that's half the battle and there's no way to move those around

so speaking of which I guess we'll just put this out because i want to toot my own horn um we we had uh unpaid and under oh wait i gotta rate this episode five out of five uh glaze searches for sure on this week's episode even though it made me made me very sad um but yeah big news at the Unpaid and Underrated headquarters. We recently released a new software for Unpaid and Underrated for collecting our information about guests, a new system that Keith and Joey and I developed. So for the listeners, Keith may not be sliding into as many DMs in the future. into as many DMs in the future. I know that makes a lot of people upset,

but just putting that out there for the listeners that we might have a less invasive methodology for reaching out to potential guest informants or whatever we call them. It's Nathan's security cameras. Yes, it is just the fact that I have now wiretapped everyone and we'll be watching literally everyone. And I know everything now so don't keep your eyes peeled because you won't know when i'm watching um

but yeah so huge huge news over here at the the headquarters um how are you gonna make up for the creep factor of some stranger sliding into your wife's d. How am I going to make up for it? Yeah, there has to be something to cause somebody's wife to go, who's this guy that just asked you for my DMs? That's a good question. That's a good question. Let's unpack that. I wish we knew a guy who was retired and had some time on his hands

to do something like that. Yeah, we can send out like a, what do you call it? Like a distraction. So we'll send scans into the DMs to force them to do our main questionnaire because they're like, well, we don't want to interface with this weird guy, but we will do this other stuff that they're asking me.

So it's kind of like a... It's a trick. We'll get more responses that way. When you click the link, there's just a shirtless picture. You might have got a preview of that earlier. Yeah. Too bad this is an audio podcast, honestly. The listeners would have

loved that. Can we clip that? Can we clip that? Please, please, please, please. Alright. What do you guys think about Please, please, please, please. All right. What do you guys think about pound and kilogram conversion? Kevin had brought up an interesting question in our show notes. And Kevin, do you want to lead us through what's in your brain? Yeah, I'll kick this off.

So I was just getting my temps lined up for this weekend. I was just getting my temps lined up for this weekend. I always like to have the chart side by side, the pounds and the kilogram equivalent. I was thinking back to a couple episodes ago, they had Austin Perkins on. He was just talking in kilograms the whole time yeah but he's as he's an american i'm assuming born and raised in america so i gotta assume that he was raised and grew up using pounds but being so exposed to the ipf and um and how they traditionally uh lift in kilograms that like if he is he able just to like think in kilograms now, or is he just always doing that math in his head and,

you know, low and what the pound is and then doing it back to kilograms and wondering how that works. And I feel like that's the same way that it works when, when you're bilingual. Do we have any, the first question is, do we have anyone that's bilingual on the podcast that can

even speak to that? Oh, Scantz. Scantz, what languages do you speak? I speak English and French. Given the Canadian system of measurements changed when I was in grade three, I'm actually Imperial

and Metric. The question is, what can't scants do not much deadlift so do we what do we think do you think it so so scants as a person who's learned both fluent in french or just like very conversational no i'm bilingual i was uh i was sent on course for a year straight so i will actually you know what and it was very funny because i remember our teacher was telling us when we got to a point he said you will know that you are uh you fully hoisted aboard the language when you dream and think in French like you no longer translate in your head before you say it and uh I remember at one point I was my kids were two at the time and uh I was

I don't know giving them a tub or something like this we're playing word games and all this kind of stuff and I was I was running through numbers with them and I get them like you know 13 14 15 16 10 7 because in french 17 is the set 10 7 and i was like 10 7 how the fuck do you say 10 7 in english like i couldn't even my brain was automatically thinking in english or in french so now with austin there his brain if he's been using metric long enough, I guarantee you, he's just, he's literally automatically going to, he's not, he's not, uh, recalculating his head. He's just, he literally thinks in, in metric. So at least for weights. So I think one,

I think that's terrifying to like in your example of not being able to get the numbers right. Um, so i have a i have a friend who is from the dr he grew up in the dr like he's bilingual speak spanish english um crazy thick accent too which leads to hilarious um things uh but he he came and was lifting with me for a while um but like his brain like the way it processes numbers though the spanish to english number thing just like he would i'd be like hey like we're gonna do like you know 225 and like for some reason he just like every time he'd be like ah what wait what and he would like break it down so i'm curious like if there's ever a time where

when you get very fluent in kilogram to imperial where like things start to become oh shoot did i like you start to speak imperial when you mean kill it you know when you mean as somebody's but there's nothing better than being a powerlifting referee and some kid walks in to give you during the weigh way and it gives you his numbers. And he's like opening squat. He's like 400. I'm like 880 pounds. No,

400 pounds. I'm like, dude, no, we're in kilograms, dude. Well, let me recalculate.

And I'm like, what do you mean recalculate? Do it. How can you not just translate in your head, dude? Yeah. These kids, um,

it's yeah. Sticking kids. I don't know. Like like i feel like that's like i feel like that's usually a lack of knowing that i need to present these in kilograms though it is yeah but it's i there's still guys like i can just look at a bar again it's very funny because i i was in i was eight or nine when they switched to metric system up here. So I don't think distances in metric, but I think weights in metric. I don't think,

I don't, I can't do a frigging Fahrenheit. We'd be like you guys talking about it's 90 degrees and I'm like 90 degrees. You can, you can near cook a roast at 90 degrees. What are you talking about? So good chicken at 90 degrees. um we like our chicken cold yeah unless you're keith one of these days we'll get him you could cook it at 500 kilojoules if you wanted

yeah well one of these days we'll get keith to figure out what those thermoses are that he can just heat his food up and put it in and it'll stay warm for lunchtime. But I think in the terms of lifting, it's like if you get if you're so used to it, I got my buddy Mark is we started powerlifting together as a young fella and he would hear them right next weight load 327.5 kilos and mark is just literally sitting there he could do plate math he'd be like boys five reds one green half a white and a silver and it's like how the fuck did you just do that like he just he knows all the loading charts in his head so when somebody says wait he can, he can go Rayman on you and frigging tell you. That's like the third language. I feel like once you can just start mashing plates,

plate math, like most of us probably do can do the, uh, the pound plate math in our head real quick and easy. Um, I remember the, when I first started getting into the gym, um,

in high school, there was this, uh, one, one, uh, defense alignment on our football team. I remember when I first started getting into the gym in high school, there was this one defense lineman on our football team who, you know, great football player. He walked into the weight room while someone else was benching. And I swear, he, like, looked in, like, sniffed around and go, is that 205 on the bar? And, like, at the time, I was like, how did he know that so that so i'm like oh well just you can look at it but um it's crazy how to someone outside of the

the gym culture seeing how quickly someone can do just a little bit of plate math yeah so here's the here's an important Um, what do we call our plates? I don't know if this has ever been addressed on the podcast, but like I always say plate quarter, um, 10 five and a chip. And that's how my brain processes things, which I feel like I mix metaphors in there, but what's, what is your all, what's y'all's go to the same way you are yeah plates you're going to play you're doing a quarter what are you going to do like that's

i'm same way but so when so the reason i always think i'm like i'm doing this wrong is dave tate always says a dime and a nickel and i just feel like five and ten is so much more efficient than diamond nickel because there's less syllables. I mean, dime still one syllable, but like diamond nickel just have never made sense. I would never even thought of it that way. Yeah.

It's in your brain where you have to shift from me. It's like, Oh, a quarter. I know what a quarter is. You're already thinking monetary, right? Yeah.

So you're thinking dimes and nickels. Yeah. But I save even micro instance. I, yeah, I don't know. I thought that was, I've always been curious.

I was like, cause I've said that to other people that have come in the gym and, and with me and lifted at my home gym. Um, and I'll just be like, listen, that's a plate. We don't say 45 in here.

Um, like that's a quarter. And cause I'll just be like, Hey, throw a chip on. And they're like, what does that even mean? Like, Oh, that's the whatever. Yeah. We be like, hey, throw a chip on it. They're like, what does that even mean? We've got a lot to learn here today.

I've got the Strength Co. Smooth but Easy to Grip 1.25. What do we call those? I'd call that Heaven. What'd you say, Skits? Record breakers. I'd call that a heaven. Did Keith call it... Record breaker. Record breaker. Oh, gosh.

Keith's PR. Call it a misload. Yeah, a misload. Yeah, something's off here. As far as the the kilograms go man like i could do the 2.2 pretty quick but if they don't have that chart at the meet i'm screwed yeah i don't i don't do math so i'm not big math over here last week last week that i did they had uh um pound plates at all the stations except for one.

And they had kilo plates. And I'm like, it's one thing for me to get my attempts into kilos and just let them load the bar. But that was a struggle for me to warm up in kilos. I can imagine. Isn't it RPS? Does RPS... So they have the green pound plates. But then don't they have kilos too in there no throw like red kid no they won't not at the meat that i did it was still all it was still

all pounds hey i've seen them throw some reds on there too and i don't know if i mean might be different i mean they make competition plates that are in pound and kilos. But I literally helped Luss load an RPS meat like a month ago. Okay. 100 pound plates. You know. I know they got the quarter. Yeah.

You throw it in. You throw those on and you're like, I had a plate oh it's 315 no shit 3 damn it's 325 I would like to just introduce Keith as he records from a literal cave in the middle of nowhere on his road to the lift hard live easy apparently

I'm in my bed trying to not sleep. Wait, you're in? I'm in. Is your wife asleep next to you? No, I'm in the spare bedroom. Oh. We're just cuddled up with... Listeners, we're cuddled up with Keith.

It's not Saturday. He's standing down a hallway on a megaphone. If you had your grad gym done, you could friggin' sleep in there. Yeah. Is that grad gym? Yeah, you could sleep on one of those nice little Abmat crash pads. I was laying on that the other day.

That's what they're for. Hey, you got to get your money's worth out of those suckers. They're expensive. Expensive. If you're going to buy a thing from AdMap, make sure you reach out to Again, from the cave of infinite

degradated audio. Insane. I'd like to imagine that Keith is sitting in his bed with the blanket pulled over his head with a flashlight. Are you reading the word? no I'm talking to my friends what are you doing?

that's why we have so much sounds like a cave he's just in a cave of blankets which should be good for audio but who knows yeah I think we bullied Keith he's gonna go get his microphone it's like i'm gonna get my setup going um yeah one last thing on the uh the being bilingual pound kilogram conversion i feel like that's a lot like how i feel about military time because i read so when i got into software development more and more like a lot of

like times always come over in military time it's always 24 hour and so i would it would always be a pain in the butt when i was trying to like debug stuff and i was just like i can't i was just so slow to convert it in my head excuse me so i converted all of my clocks just in my house to 24 hour time and just basically forced myself to learn it but i still only read those times as am pm just like 12 hour times um and maybe at some point in my life i won't and i say this because i know scantz probably has a very different opinion about that um i fought it for a long time now i can't i can't go the other way like when somebody says 8 30 i'm like okay just be cool be cool before you ask them do you mean am like i and it's just i sound like an asshole asking it but yeah as as soon as and

not for any other reason other than again again, just the clarity of it. I'm used to when somebody says, you know, this is going to happen at 0-9. I just, my brain automatically knows it's morning. I don't, you know, so AM or PM, what the fuck do you mean AM or PM? I said 9. It's in the morning, obviously. Yeah. It's 21, right?

So, but yeah, I fought that for a long time and then in my job and then it finally i i was assimilated so yeah i like i like being having a 24-hour time around i didn't i enjoy it but yeah i'm bilingual as they say but i still everything just is am pm the worst is are you saying that it's like right now it's like 21 38 pm no i just mean that i i see 21 38 and i think that's nine like i see 21 and i think nine like it just my brain just immediately converts the number um but yeah sometimes though for some reason my brain just doesn't quite get it uh and i one time just left work like two hours early because my brain was like oh it's 1300 it's three o'clock i gotta get out of here like and i just left uh which i'm just like and i i remember when that happened i I came home,

my wife was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I like looked at the clock and I was like, Oh my gosh, did I just do that? So I got to send a text to my boss right now. Yeah.

It's like, Hey, apparently I don't know how to tell time. And that's happened on more than one occasion. And I think it's just like, you get so deep into work, you look at the clock and you're like, Oh yeah,

I must've spent like two hours working on it. You didn't you it's been 20 minutes and you just left work early but hey i'm still not good at the military time but everything i work with a bunch of old navy guys so they're they're everything is military time so i had to learn it yeah i like it it's great it's good for database and the and alphabet. What's that alphabet called where they have an alphabet? The phonetical alphabet. I had to learn that real quick. You're like Tango, Charlie.

I'm not going to lie. I kind of fuck around with that a little bit because Army guys like being retentive and I'll just make up dumb words for it. Just be a dick. And guys will be like, T as in tomato. And they're like, what? know, I'll be like, yeah, you know, tea isn't tomato. And they're like,

what? Tangle. I'm like, tomato, tangle, whatever. It still starts with a T. Yeah.

So it's, it's kind of like in movies where you see them using the phonetics and just like, where the fuck did you get the words for this stuff? But I just do it to have fun with the young fellas

and just let them think I'm a little off balance or off center. So that's alright. That always gets me. Why do you need, why does it gotta be Foxtrot? You can't just be Fox. Because it could be misinterpreted for

box. I don't know. That is a valid question. It's just Nancy. For us using that, it's not just US and Canada. It's NATO. Everybody in NATO uses it. It's the same as in the airlines.

English is the international language. We've got a lot of... A large part of what I did in the military was writing orders and directives and stuff. We have guys go, we just write it wherever. No, you have to write it this way and there's a lot of it if we uh like last time i was overseas i worked with the americans and a bunch of other different

countries too we have standards that are set so when you look at certain naming conventions or numbering conventions there's no like not like dates everybody's like there's only one way a date is proper it is the day the month the year so it's 7 7 24 is 7th july you know if it's 10 7 the worst the worst date yeah that's why i went and shifted it was 10 7 it was 10 7 24 it's the 10th of july right yeah it's not it-7-24 it's the 10th of July right it's not oh it's the 7th of fuck I don't know whatever the 10th month is October

but yeah I can't think any other way so but can we now label this as a military podcast yeah this is now yeah get off this crap we're on this is now the okay podcast we sound like the okay podcast right now okay um nah the the uh the premium date time format is the iso 8601 for for all you real nerds

out there so let's uh put that in there you gotta got to go. Year, month, day is honestly the best, especially for like file naming, because then everything just sorts automatically. But hey, we don't want to get too nerdy here. So we got military. We got pound and kill. We're going about as nerdy as we can get. What else could we talk about that's nerdy? I don't know. Maybe an official statement from our sponsor uh glaze search um and i just i just

want to get out ahead of this i've been receiving a ton of dms i mean they've been flooding in keith said he's been getting a ton of them and listeners of the unpaid and unrated podcast i have terrible news for you uh unless a miracle from lord almighty comes before us and i don't want to get too religious here but i i think glaze search may have seen its last update um imdb the international movie database has uh has implemented some changes into their page system and the way that they display ratings for our good friend keith in a way that i can no longer scrape effectively uh leading me to no longer be able to update Glaze Search with the most recent movies and TV watching habits of our one and only Orange Glaze. And it breaks my heart to say this,

that we might have to just ask Keith what he thinks about movies now. And maybe he'll tell us from under a blanket in a spare bedroom with a flashlight. Maybe he'll tell us in person that the Lifthard Live Easy Classic. But until further notice, Glaze Search, spare bedroom with a flashlight maybe he'll tell some person that the lift hard live easy classic but until further notice glaze

search whatever movie is the last one in there is the last one it's going to get and if you've got a problem with it you're going to have to talk to the international movie database and or we convince Keith to go to a different platform so wanted to get I mean just talk to IMDB's

mother yes scan since you're retired and you have tons of time platform so wanted to get i may just talk to imdb's mother yes absolutely poor shit scan scan since you're retired and you have tons of time um could could you just uh do some lobbying or whatever the kids do these days to get people to do stuff i'm just gonna go talk to imdb yeah thank you so yeah just uh once you get that wrapped up let me know and we'll get back on the glaze searching but yeah i uh i went to update it and it it failed and i was like what's going on and then i went and looked and i was like this is really bad uh and um i spent a uh a amount of time that i'm not willing to share uh attempting to try to get it to fix it and i just came up you spent in military time i don't know

if it's work um like an hour yeah i spent at least 30 minutes getting really mad um and then i wanted to throw my computer and i was like maybe tomorrow and i tried it the next day and it didn't work and it was soul crushing i was curious if there was like a certain porn company that tried to buy their domain name off of you. I wish. Listen, I'll buy another domain. If anyone wants to buy GlazeSearch.com, I did buy it for Keith's birthday like a year ago. But like, I'll take it back from Keith. He doesn't need it.

But yeah, rest in peace to glaze search just wanted to get out ahead of that i know we've been hearing a lot of chatter about that we can still use it to look up you know everything up till now yeah but it breaks my heart because i was watching something and i was like i do i'm very curious what keith thinks about this and i i couldn't i there's no way to know it was probably six anyway yeah we could ask but yeah but then i like you know it's not nearly as good it's not the same it kind of is because we could ask them at like two in the morning or zero two hundred as long as they call just a steady steady stream of questions but see how ineffective that was? You had to say two in the morning.

See how much time you lost there? Yeah, I get the point. Yeah, O2. Yeah. And then he has to come out from under the blanket, turn his flashlight off before he can address us, and that would just be a lot to ask of the poor guy. So yeah, rest in peace to Glaze Search.

Maybe one of these days I'll write something for Keith to move all of his ratings to somewhere else for me. With the great Chris Farley. Son of a bitch. Yeah, that's how I felt in my little heart. All right, that's all we got for general topics. Keith informed me that we may have made a great mistake last week in the recording of this podcast that I will not directly address. But if you realize that mistake, we apologize. We didn't mean to do it. And if you give us money

for this podcast as our only sponsor, and we may or may not have read an ad for you, don't go back and listen and verify that. But to make up for that, we're going to read an ad this week. Because as a podcast host i would never forget to do that unlike some of the other people um so this podcast is brought to you by massonomics if you might know them from their hit uh releases like uh that one song that ai created or uh their podcast or maybe upcoming lift hard live live easy classic. Will it be in the past when you hear this? Yes. Should you have went? Yes. Did you miss out if you didn't go? Yes. Does that suck? Yes. But lucky for you, there might be another road to the lift hard, live easy classic that

you can hop on. And how, how are you going to know about that? How are you going to know when the next lift hard, live easy classic is? Well, I'll tell you how you're going to know. You're going to go to massonomics.com. You're going to go a little backslash in that URL, and then you're going to hit J O I N join. And there you can join the discord crew. There's tons of perks. It's perk city up in there. You want to join, get in the crew. You'll have all of the information about how to get to the next lift hard, live easy classic and, and the roads for miles and miles and miles. So don't miss out. Join the crew. We love you. If you're not a part of the crew, if you're listening, a little birdie told me that we have some listeners of the unpaid and underrated podcasts that are not crew join the crew. What

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Who's not a crew member that it is. Well, it is, it actually would be insane. Well, I know there's one. So now to make it further, if I remember correctly, they didn't listen to the massonomics podcast

either which made it like that's even crazier we appreciate you talking about we just how did you get here can you come on and tell us how yeah we listen dude we appreciate you thanks for listening we love it what were you listening to that suggested more like this? Yeah. Hey. Yeah, that's a great question. But yeah, so shout out to that guy or gal. I don't know what it. Yeah. You know, lift hard, live easy predictions. Before we get that, I have other beef to go on with Joey and Keith.

um before we get that i have other beef to to go on with uh joey and keith um keith uh forced everyone to make lift hard live easy videos road to videos whatever we want to call them um badgered people constantly i'm not even passive aggressive yeah no he's aggressive aggressive i heard he went to some people's houses but but I can't confirm that. Sharon and I will not apologize. You got to put on my goddamn honey do list for God's sake. It's ridiculous. I think everyone else is getting yelled at. And I don't know if there's like some childhood charm I've got to unpack here or whatnot. else is getting yelled at and I don't know if there's like some childhood charm I've got to unpack here

or whatnot but I even made a road to the lift hard live easy classic video and send it to Keith and Keith has not posted said video so I just I want to put it out there that it does exist in the world but we'll see if it

ever makes sees the light of day under your blankets. What, the actual? Wait for it. I'm here. I'm here. What the fuck? Why is that not posted? He told me. We'll never know. The blankets are blocking the Wi-Fi signal.

He's got one of those. His hand's moving really fast. The EMF blocking... He's got a Faraday blanket on. Yeah, Faraday blanket on yeah Faraday that too his tin hat the whole thing it's not posted in the next 30 minutes

holy shit listen don't make me sick scants on you there's going to be some aggressive discord posts I'm going to be looking so hard over my glasses at you alright lift hard live easy predictions Discord posts. I'm going to be looking so hard over my glasses at you. Alright, Lift Hard Live Easy predictions.

We have, as a team of hosts, co-hosts, and guests, put together a list of predictions. Keith left. We bullied him into oblivion. Oh shit, I gotta get this posted ASAP. He rage-quitted.

He needs to open up as much banding as he can. Yeah. Blankets were just too warm. Stephanie's coming down. Turn that goddamn thing off. Oh man. Poor Keith. Poor Keith.

We love you, um but yeah we uh we put together some predictions uh that we're just gonna walk through um we're in a weird we're in a weird oh keith is back hey she said i could have five more minutes. Yeah. He's coming on camera, too. Oh, boy. Shout out to the covers. Oh, no. I'm really scared right now. This podcast is crazy.

Joey and Keith are never going to let me on here again. But I blame Keith. It's all Keith's fault. We got some predictions, huh? We're trying to get to them. We're in a weird... what's the right word we're just in a weird state right now where we're recording the week of the lift hard leave easy podcast what do we talk about general topics nah that's boring we want to talk about what's coming up but when you listen to it you'll already know what happened so you'll be

able to grade our predictions you'll be able to see into the future as we see into the past, but time's a flat circle. So maybe we're making these predictions as they're happening. Who knows? You don't know when this was recorded. Maybe we recorded this during the meet. How do you know? Do you? Anywho, here's our predictions. Prediction number one that we must discuss this was a um a piece of information in the the discord again join crew so you can see these kinds of things joey doing a backflip tanner's got a trampoline what do we think uh is he going to is he not what's uh what's the over under here guys sleeves guys? Sleeves or wraps? Are we talking before or after the meet?

Are we allowed back to Tanner's house after the meet? We have the address. I mean, technically you're allowed to his house. The police will determine whether you can stay at his house. I think. So I personally think if... here's here's how we'll do this prediction over under amount of drinks it takes to get joey to bounce on the trampoline uh to do a back at all sober you think so it's at the number yeah i was gonna set the line at like three. So, okay. I was going to say one. I'll say one. I'm going to say zero plus despite multiple people saying,

please don't do it. Because he's going to be wearing a kilt. Oh. Yes. I'm going to do a backflip. No, no, don't, don't, don't. I'm doing it good. Jesus, don't.

Yeah, Joey in a kilt doing a backflip. That's what we need. That's what the world needs. Second question, important to the whereabouts of the Friday night party. Will there be a pickup basketball game? Tanner posted some prep work, some meat prep he was doing out on the court. Do we think there will spur up a little pickup game, maybe some knock work, some meat prep he was doing out on the court. Do we think there will spur up a little pickup game, maybe some knockout, maybe some whatever other sports that people play on a basketball court?

I kept saying I was going to play horse last year. Never did, but maybe this year, maybe this year. Maybe some horse? Maybe some horse. I can see some shots being taken, but I don't see a full pickup game going no no noon ball

we don't want anyone to break an ankle definitely don't want to blow out a knee yeah Tanner's got the double whammy on that man that's going to trigger some major flashbacks both knees and ankles gone and we'll see um i feel like shooting a basketball like doing something with your hands while you're hanging out with the dudes is like the best way to continue a conversation um absolutely like you

get a frisbee or just something that and you start just like throwing something and like you can talk for hours because if not you end up like scantz and you start just like throwing something and like you can talk for hours because if not you end up like scant and you start resting your eyes in the chair and the next thing you know you've got three pairs of glasses on your head and you're passed out um called vision yeah it's called multiple levels yeah i thought of his style yeah style 2020. Well, once you add three, I'm up. One's at 15, one's at 50 plus, and then there's a minus in there. I don't know. It's metric.

Do they make trifocals? I try to see if it's close enough. Maybe I'll bring my monocle. Monocle would be sick. Over, under, over under fulfillment center tours set the line at three will there be more than three fulfillment center tours I don't think there were a lot

last year I'll take the over on that I'll take the over on that I'll take the under that's going to be a weird one because I think that's going to be Mary Bates no how many people were in the house last year a lot I'll take the under. That's going to be a weird one because I think that's going to be Mary-based. Oh. How many people were in the house last year?

A lot. A thousand? They didn't have a port-a-potty last year, so... Oh, true, true, true, true. This year they're trying to keep people out. The doors will be shut. Speaking of shut doors, over- under on mosquito bites received by all um i'm setting the line at 200 um and this is per person per capita where you go though i mean and tanner's backyard to me it didn't seem uh but then joey over where

when they stayed at the rumcata or where did they they didn't say at the Rumcata. They didn't stay at the Rumcata. They stayed at the American Inn, and they said it was brutal over there. Absolutely. He's like, I couldn't even drink outside. Interesting. It was so bad. Because I feel like, so in Ohio,

I feel like the mosquitoes don't get that bad if you're in a general, quote, city area. But in someone's backyard, you would get destroyed. So I find that very interesting. I think I saw Tanner posted up a pic of a plane spraying some DDT or something across the area there today. Is that a thing?

I think that'd be a thing out there. I saw that and I was like, is that legit bug stuff coming from a plane? He said it in the podcast too he said the city was spraying it i didn't think that's what it looked like that was crazy we could actually call our township and uh we can call it the county and the county will come out and spray our yard but they'll just like some dude will walk out with like a hose or something right yeah he like

yeah they won't back into your driveway and he turns pump on, and it's like 2 in the morning. And you hear him, and it wakes you up, and it sprays the whole back yard, but it doesn't do a goddamn thing. But hey, he woke you up at 2 a.m., so it was all worth it, right? Yep. He gave me this job. That's all I care about. Yeah, shoot. I just, yeah, sending a bomber plane over the house with mosquito repellent is just insane to me. But hey, South Dakota, they do it different.

They do it different. I thought the flies were worse last year. The flies? The flies were everywhere. We tried to sit outside and eat at Pounders, and you couldn't. There were just flies everywhere. So that's when we moved inside, and luckily we did because we were able to get everyone into Pounders. Like house flies or black flies.

Yeah. Just little regular house flies. Stupid ass little bastards. Yeah. They were everywhere. The, the, the scientific name there scans.

Yeah. SLBs. Yeah. Um, we've got a, we've got an important metric here that unfortunately I think the number is going to be zero. Shots of fireball taken by Lou. I believe he's not coming.

Keith just said horse flies were bad, too. Horse flies? Yeah, in the Discord he said. Oh, he's still getting us from under the sheets. He's still getting us somewhere. He's coming at us from under the sheets. He's still getting us somewhere. It's coming at us from all angles. Yeah. Shout out to Lou.

If you're listening, we'll miss you. I'll miss you. Cause I haven't seen you since the last Arnold. So I could have swore he was going. And I guess I missed when he said he wasn't going or was he just never signed up? I don't think he was ever signed up for it. Yeah.

Or was he just never signed up? I don't think he was ever signed up for it. Yeah. Someone on Payton Underrated last week said that he was going to be in Mexico. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. So I guess I'll be in Mexico. So all the fireball will be in Mexico.

Yeah. Now, how many fireballs will he cause to be taken? In memoriam? That's it. One from a homie, that's it, bud. So if we... At least one per person across the entire... So at least 120. We'd set the line

at 120 shots. Minimum? Yeah, minimum. Well, if every person has two people with them, so you're like 240. Yeah, so we'll set the line at 120 because there's some sober people or whatever. So we got to think about that. So line at 120, I think, is a safe bet.

We can make that metric and just times it by 2.54. We need to create... I'm just saying... 2.204. Well, here we go. We need to create a constant know like those math people do just a constant number that we can curse of f yeah yeah i don't know how this square root of pi yeah i don't know how that math stuff works but i know that a constant is a thing so we'll have to

we'll have to get on big kevin for that he can put it in a spreadsheet and tell us what the the constant for fireball shots are yeah i'll crunch those numbers later the mean median mode yeah that that's what we really should be thinking about what's the the median number of fireball shots taken over the weekend that's the the really important thing to to to dissect um this one i think is huge and shout out to our uh it will be a huge number yeah i think it actually a huge number shout out to our our cousin podcast um i just i want to i want to get that in the ether the okay podcast powered by the strength co they're our cousin podcast as we refer to them um I want to know, how many times do we think Grant's going to say, okay? It better be every

time. Every time. Do you think it will exceed... I want to say at least 100. Yep or okay? Actually, here's a good line. What will be higher, the number of times he says okay

or the number of pounds that grant benches oh so if you're a if you're a frequent listener to the cousin podcast the okay podcast part of the by the strength co uh you might know grant is competing bench only um also if you are in the discord you saw when he doxed himself um and sent out all of his personal information to let us know that he was doing bench only um but on on the uh the most recent two-ish episodes of the okay podcast grant stated he's going to go for about a 380 pound i think 82.5 something um um, bench. So question is, you know, will grant hit his top set of bench three 82. I forget what he said. His touch and go was, he's never done it in a meet. Um, but it's right around there. So do we think the, okay, we'll exceed, I think he said his

second attempt is going to be around three 50. So, we'll say he said he's guaranteed to hit 350 bench second attempt. Will he say okay more or will he say okay more than 350 times? That's the number. Does the amount of okays only go off of Grant

or the people around him? I feel like all okays lead back to Grant. So the font of Grant. Okay, so... The font of Grant. So do you include the people around him saying it or just Grant himself? Yeah, because I feel like Grant might say it

after every lift. We don't know. Yeah, well, and then once everybody else starts screaming it, then Grant's going to say it more. Yeah. It's not a recurring algorithm. I'm still going on

I'll take the under on that one the under 350 that's a foolish decision I'm 380 380 we got if he's going for 380 I'm well he's going for he's going for 380 if you if you listen

to the okay podcast he really wants to do some hijinks for his final attempt at bench. So if you haven't listened to that, it's episode whatever recently happened. I gotta get into that. I listen to it here and there.

I get between Masonomics and Unpaid and Unrated and then now the Conspiracy Ranting podcast. OK gets pushed off a little bit for me. Hey, if you Between Masonomics and Unpaid and Unrated and then now the Conspiracy Ranting podcast, OK gets pushed off a little bit for me. Hey, if you love military talk, if you love fly fishing, the OK podcast is for you.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. And you want to hear about crypto and everything like that. Yeah, if you're into Bitcoin, we should have started this with the Blockite. Ah, shoot. The one with big... Dr. Jake? Dr. Jake was good. Zempic.

Military. All the good stuff. Yeah. So, we don't think he'll breach 350 OKs. Who's going to be I think he'll... I'm going to say Who's going to be rather guilty? I'm going to say he's going to breach

his bench in kilos. Okay. Okay. Okay? Okay. So I'm going to say he'll breach the number of OKs.

The number of OKs is going to be over his max bench in kilos. If I could only figure out what that was. Work that math out, son. There you go. Oh, so you're going off of what he might hit. What I expect him to hit. Not the number 380

that he thinks he's going to hit. I think he's going to hit 175 metric. What is that? Pounds? Who knows? It's going to hit. I think he's going to hit 175 metric. What does that bounce? What is that? It's more than that. All right. I'm going to stick with it. You know the funny one?

When you're giving somebody your bench numbers and metric, it doesn't sound impressive, but if you're giving length in numbers, it does. Yeah. it doesn't sound oppressive but if you're getting length in numbers it does yeah not in miles though no there you go that's the trick um uh i got one other uh one other key grant statistic. He mentioned on the OK podcast, and I had recently listened to this,

and I threw all these in here, but apparently they still have like 20 of the red hats from last year that they've just found as they were packing up from the Arnold. So I just want to know, do we think that he'll sell all of the Lifthard Livesey red hats within the non? If he still has them there, I want one. So I didn't buy one last year. So I want one this year. Yeah, he's got 20 left.

I think he's going to sell them anywhere. It's going to be here. It's going to be there. Yeah. He said they sold like hotcakes at the Arnold. I mean, I saw like a bunch of people wearing them walking through. So maybe he'll, maybe they'll, they'll round it out, um, with everything going on. Um, now I hope I can catch him before he sells them all.

Yeah. You better get on. Oh, speaking of which there were, there were 10, 10, uh, of the little, what do you, what do we call it? I guess this is secret for crew. Well, the clamps, right? Yeah, the clamps. This comes out after, so we're good.

Yeah, this comes out after. We'll be fine. But there were 10 clamps available. I kind of want to snag one of those. I wish you would have done those ones last year because now I have the red... I have two pairs of the red Massanomics ones. So I really don't need the Lift Hard, Live Easy,

even though i like this i like this but you might you might need them yeah i might might never know think about how much how much safer you could be if you had three clamps on your bar and you could really use it in between plates to like to space the bar out a little bit perfectly so now rather rather than taking off each plate i have to or rather than taking off each plate i gotta take off each clamp yeah you could probably start to use clamps instead of plates honestly chris you still have spring collars i do have spring collars keith thank you so you can justify

one more fucking pair of real collars and go to the goddamn spring collars you have. Those spring collars are free. So what do we think about the awards for this year? How are we feeling? What awards though? Because the Skinny Hitted Studios

ones, are they strong man only? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, I was really just wondering why you thought that. I really want one of those masks. It pays to be a strongman, as they say. Yeah. But I don't know. I love the wooden

awards. The wooden ones are nice. The woody awards are nice. So there is... But yeah, the awards are nice. So there is, but yeah, the masks are cool. I saw Connor, Big Connor from the Strength Co. had posted, they have a, I don't know where he got it, I don't know if he just made it,

but they had a Strength Co. hockey mask just, he was just hanging in his garage and I was like, where did that come from? And so they have a trophy too. The Strength Co.? Yeah too the strength like the hockey mask trophy with like i don't even think i saw the beer glasses and stuff yeah i didn't even see that is that for the strongman as well yeah i think that's the that's probably the strongman grand grand prize interesting how do you win strongman grand prize points or or something? Skans could tell us.

He's the professional. And you know who Skinny Studios is though, right? Yeah. Okay. So he is Andy who is Conspiracy Randy. Oh. Oh.

Whatever you see him, just tell him you're going to get rumple mints later he'll love you yeah you might know him from his uh his illustration work as previous awards for masonomics contests um yeah the brian award what do we think what do we think the metrics are it's been announced that Brian has responded. Brian's in comments responding to people. That goes back to the next prediction. Is he back?

Is Brian back in the good graces? Has he ever left the good graces? What are graces? He's the prodigal son, man. He rolls off to do wild shit. We just sit waiting for his return. If I had time, I was going to get a Taylor Swift singlet.

You have time. No, I do not have time. You would have gotten the brand's choice. For sure. For sure. It also would have caused spontaneous pregnancies throughout the entire episode.

Do we make... For sure. It also would have caused spontaneous pregnancies for the entire average human. Do we think... I can work some stuff with pictures and tape, too. Don't roll it out to shit. Do we think that's going to be the metric, though, from him? Because apparently he wrote back as to what he thinks should win. Oh. I'm freaking jacked. He said something like... I don't know he i'm pulling it up i didn't see the picture that

he responded yet i think no i think tanner just said he responded yeah he didn't give us answers my favorite part about it is this causes him to dig deep into the massonomics lore a little bit well not like realistically well no i think so because it'd be like dude you got a freaking powerlifting need or something like what are you talking about you need my input on something like that so i don't mean he's gonna sit here and study but he's gonna start scrolling i can see him going you know what these are a bunch of silly goose friggin uh dudes and chips i think i might want to get into this thing there, man. And then he's going to go, I unfollow. Yeah.

His most recent interaction Sorry? His most recent interaction was on the Dumb and Dumber post from earlier today. And Big Jake running the Strongman show says, I bet Brian wouldn't want to go to Aberdeen. Don't be like Brian.

And didn't tag him or anything. And Brian responded, well, you aren't winning my award. I think he's getting in on it. I think he is, dudes. I think he's having a little bit of fun. Yeah. All right. I mean, to go full conspiracy randy, do we think Brian's an inside job?

I'm starting to think that a little bit. I'm not thinking it yet. I got a little, I've got a little weird one. So at one point somebody tagged up or I tagged up Scantz, not Scantz1 on IG. That was me. That was me. Yeah, Scantz is on ig that was me that was me yeah scantz is some australian young fella and you know there was a the first time it ever popped up because back it's like

wrong person or something like that was very terse and and stuff like that and it's happened before i did it myself one time i went to tag myself miss scantz or something i accidentally tagged dude now this dude at random intervals will reach out just seeing how you're doing old boy and i'm just like you know oh you got you got a competition coming up and it and it's kind of funny it was very uh it was very uh i'm not the man you're looking for type of thing and now it's every once in a while he's just seeing just seeing how the other stance is doing and i'm like you know hey i'm doing well how are you guys doing hey so he he responded to me was like i'm not that old son of a fuck you scant you son of a bitch you australian bastard i'm

gonna fucking that's funny i like so i it might have just taken that little bit to actually uh i i think sometimes especially with uh like with massonomics from the underrated crew and all this kind of stuff it takes people a bit to realize it's like holy shit like these dudes are actually just about having a wee bit of fun and and not any hidden agenda or whatever it is it's just like shit these dudes literally just want to have a good time and have a good laugh so who doesn't want that and we're typically just joking unless you're tango charlie yeah fuck those guys yeah except for those guys um i felt i felt bad for that the last post that we went off on because it was like a model for them that we went off on.

I was like, oh, that's kind of bad. But then she just, she took it down anyway, so it didn't. Yeah, unless you're Keith, Keith will never apologize. You have to have that mentality. Burn all the shit.

I'm waiting for that creepy laugh to come in. Something could have taken something like that and they could have run with it and had a little bit of fun and kind of diffused the situation a little bit. I mean, I think it's been said I don't think that company is really a

company sort of situation. I think we're just churning and burning shirts and merchant. There's no real, there's no, there's no heart behind it. The guy they met at the Arnold said that. Yeah.

He, he was like, well, they're, they do sell their shirts in South Carolina, I believe is where that place is. But the guy that they met at the Arnold said that, uh, Tango Charlie was bought out by a company that saw how much they were making off the shirts

and figured they could do it. Yeah, so there's no heart left. It's sad to see. You hate to see that in a merchandise company. But hey, again, back to our sponsor, Massanomics. They got heart. Go buy a shirt, specifically a red one with a U&U on the front of it.

Other awards, we got the Brian's Choice Award. Best package, silliest goose, strongest couple, Other awards We got the Brian's Choice Award Best Package Silliest Goose, Strongest Couple Most Injured, Strongest Couple That's a new one this year, right? I tried to go through and see What couples were going, but I only know Matt And Jess Yeah, well

Nate and Abby will be there And then Gracie and Hannah will be there But I don't think either of the women are competing does it come into competing like does the significant other have to compete it's definitely Matt and Jess yes

yeah that's true like what if it's symbolically the strongest or whatever metaphorical strong emotionally strongest couple they started unpacking. I like where you're going with that. You know what I mean? Like who's,

what bond is the strongest between these two couples? So maybe, maybe. And I think, I think was a big Toby who asked this in the, or, or was a big Andrew, big Andrew Garrison who asked it in the discord,

who said like, what if it's just a couple of silly geese? That's true, too. Not a romantic, but just a couple of silly geese. I'm a medic, yes. What?

What did you say? Did we just have a big pause or what? Did you say it? I thought you said, I have a big pause there what did you say it was just i thought you said i have a guess not romantic yet what say the word might bring them together oh yeah oh okay okay uh keith posted in the discord that uh he he wants him and joey to win the strongest couple award which i do think would be would make me very happy if that did happen.

He's right. He's texting that through whatever under the blankets. No, you come out and say it. We wouldn't be able to understand him if he said it, so he's got to get it somewhere where we can understand it clearly. Most Injured is going to be a good one. Most Injured is going to be a good one because Most Injured and Most Masters I mean

Scantz you already got it it's got to be Big Mo Big Mo's got to be Most Masters I think Kevin's right I don't think that's an award this year No it's not I thought it was in there Most Injured is which everybody assumes is a Master No, it's not in there. No, it's not? I thought it was in there. Nope. But most injured is,

which everybody assumes is a master. But I mean, like, you gotta keep... Yeah, I'm a... Oh my Jesus. I'm a fucking pile of shit right now. But like, you know, Big Quinn is coming off double hip replacement a couple years ago.

Both me and Mo and I had a couple of issues in the last few months and we sorted out all this kind of stuff there's but tommy jesus every time you turn around tommy yeah he's a master but he i think he's a master sport in disguise man he slips and dips he falls over he gets hit on the uh on the uh snowboarding trails he's not having good times with the wakeboarding yeah this dude still have right right yeah still the go-to the question is the injuries is a big one so i think one of the metrics we need to track is

the over-under on handshakes ryan actually to give people. I'm not going to do that. You know. It's a dangerous game. I'm just thinking about, like, okay, we have a Most Injured award, and, like, someone, and I don't like to say this because I feel like it's bad or whatever, but, like, someone goes out and blows both quads.

Like, are Tanner and Tommy going to be like, congratulations, you won the Most Injured award? It's just, like, that's a little harsh. A little on the nose there. Like, somebody's, like, are Tanner and Tommy going to be like, congratulations, you won the most injured award. It's just like, well, that's a little harsh. Well, on the nose, somebody's carted out in a stretcher. But how's his elbow? Huh? But how's his elbow? Oh, your knees are bad.

Well, what about your elbow? Yeah. But it's just like. Best package is going to be a tough one, too. Yeah. Is Eddie going? Eddie's not going to be here, so there's uh there's an opening someone's got to pick up some gold chain but that's a that's a big shoes to fill right there

yeah he comes back a good job last year yep he comes back and for sure i want to see go ahead what was his package rough the y the York Roundhead dumbbells? Was that his package that he brought and that's why he won? Yeah, someone should just bring Tanner an extra set of York Roundheads and they could attempt to win best package.

Now, that would be an excellent idea. Someone should just bring a literal gift and see if they can win best package for a literal gift. I think just bring a literal gift and see if they can win best package for a literal gift. Secret to the listeners, if you can get a time machine, I think the secret is you go out and find some ugly water for Tanner and you might find yourself winning the best package award. You mean they don't want dirt soda?

Yeah. What was the other? Ranch water? Ranch water or the hot wings soda? Or the bacon one. Yeah, all those good ones. Hot dog water soda? Yeah. That's fantastic. I think that

covers all the awards. I have another small announcement. I'm just making announcements all the awards. I have another small announcement. I'm just making announcements all the way through. You guys are... This won't release until afterwards. I've been working on a top secret project with Big Jake for the Strongman show.

I will not be there in person, but I will be there in programmatic spirit. I have developed a strongman scoreboard thing app for jake to use to display the ongoings of the strongman competition so i've been made privy to some very secret information that i've kept secret uh but i'm very excited to see that be put to use hopefully jake says they thought they're going to use TVs. Now they're using projectors for it. And he's like,

I don't even know if anyone will be able to see anything and I'll be crushed. But if anyone wants, we don't use it at this show. If anyone needs a strong man scoreboard, I built a whole thing out that someone can use someday. Go post a link and put on iron podium five dollars per download yeah it's uh you're gonna have to stream it to me buddy yeah i'm doing the announcement for

it so uh i'm gonna need a little help yeah we've it'll be uh it's a fun little little little tool jake came to me like months ago and was like, Hey, you do like software stuff. And I was like, yeah, I do. And he was like, do you think I could make a scoreboard for the strongman stuff on like Squarespace? And I was like, no chance, but give me this weekend and I'll see what I can come up for you. And so we collectively built a little tool.

They can come in and like select which athletes are up there and it displays that and then they can say hey we're gonna do like the max log press and they can type in the weight and it'll display the weight really big all kinds of stuff so i'm excited to see that go out um i hope that uh the strongman version of what they do for the powerlifting the um the program they have that they post up on um the screens with lifter weight loading chart all that kind of they won't have a loading chart because strongman like how do you show a rock but similar but similar to that yeah it'll show it'll show like their name just a picture of brock yeah it's just a this is who we're moving so like they can come in and say,

uh, it's going to be like big Matt. Um, they can select and then big Tanner's competing after them. And then what event they're going to compete in. So max log event, um, deadlift for reps.

And then it'll display like the name, what weight class they're in, how much the implement weighs. And then they have a button that they can just increment the reps as they get completed so people can follow along. Pretty awesome. Hopefully it gets used. It's a small thing, but that's really cool, man.

Yeah. When Jake asked me, I was like, oh yeah, I guess all these people in the crowd have no idea what's going on, so some guidance there would probably be helpful, because Strongman just gets... I i mean even the strong man don't know what's going on strong man not smart man right it's esoteric in nature yeah so we'll see we'll see you know what the shield is i i don't know i don't know that's what i'm excited for i want to see that shield oh yeah I gotta take this down it's got top secret

information you're all under an NDA Keith don't don't spread any news he's probably dead asleep now under those covers yeah no he's still he's still posting stuff but yeah top secret

NDA I forgot I can't share that link yet there's top secret information in there I'll talk to But yeah, top secret NDA. I forgot. I can't share that link yet. There's top secret information in there. I'll talk to Jake about it. I might get looped in because I... Keith already clicked on that thing already. Keith's sending out screenshots. I had to shut that down real quick. Man, he's doing work under that bed sheet.

He's already posted on home gym con and now it's an iron podium yep it's almost saturday yes thank you keith just sound off in the chat um let's see, what else do we got? Uh, prediction wise. Um, I like, uh, I think Kevin put this in there. What will, uh, Tanner's new go-to Midwest phrase be? Um, I love that concept. I feel like Tanner has been evolving. Like he still references the old ones, but he keeps ushering in new, uh, new phrases. So do you think there's anything

Two years ago with the Arnold, it was working hard or hardly working. Last year, it was put one on the old vice. And I think last year he also said, I guess they'll let anyone in here. That's what I was thinking.

Yeah. It's a winner. I still think the Vice is going to win this time. At least this weekend. That's going to be the standard greeting. Yeah, the Vice is definitely going to... There's a lot of hands to shake. A lot of Vices

to clamp, man. A lot of Vices to clamp. What if it's just a good old putter there? You think he'll convert? He'll move away from the vice? I don't know, but he may bring it in to mix it up a little bit. I mean, that would be unprecedented.

Maybe he's hiding You don't want to get stale, right? That's kind of a key thing. I don't know. I feel like Massanomics' MO is to run stuff pretty far into the ground. Oh no, we kick the living shit out of that dead horse. We do beat dead horses in here.

Every, every, every time I hit somebody in, in real life with a put it in the old vice, I get the best reactions. They just, people love that. Just the dead's there.

Yeah. They're just like, Oh yeah. Like that's how I got robbed when, when he was over here. And he cracked up with that. Like no offense scans, but you go up to an old man and you say,

Hey, just put it here. Put in the old vice. They're just like you. I've gained so much respect from them. Like it. We're one. We're,

we're already past like introductions, but we're there. Yeah. There is that. That's always a good old icebreaker. You've cracked the code, dude. You've cracked the code.

16-12. Shout out to Wolfpack. Other important things. Will Bryce make weight? What do we think? Super heavyweights do make weight. I mean, I know it's a hotly debated what do we think? Well, uh, super heavyweights do make weight. Well, I mean,

I know it's a hotly debated thing. I feel like we haven't heard much from the rumor mill on what, if he'll make weight or not, but. And that's what gets me nervous. Yeah. I'm, I'm hoping,

I'm hoping for the best for him. I'd hate to see him not make weight. I'd hate to see it. Um, I'd hate to see him like cut for part is I'd hate to see him cut for weight and then just have the trouble getting the bloat back. Recovery back from the cut.

And what if that hurts his numbers? He cramps up or something? That's it. It'll be tough. We'll have to wait and see. It's the only thing we can do. I forgot to mention, we mentioned the shield event any guesses on what's going on there we got a little bit of a hint jake said that we would

have a chance to look at it and touch it on friday but it won't be loaded so it's some sort of loadable and implement and then obviously, it can change weight from the different classes. The big men, the bigger men. Like a lift emblem, is what I thought. But after looking at it, the blurred vision of it,

it doesn't look like that. I think that the easiest would have been just a rectangle, but they just say it's the outline of South Dakota. I'm hoping it's the strongman Mount Rushmore. Oh, that'd be good. So who is the strongman Mount Rushmore? Z.

You got to go Kaz. Mm-hmm. Who is the strong man Mount Rushmore? Z. You gotta go Kaz. You gotta go Marius. You gotta go John Paul. John Paul? I was thinking Shaw is... Shaw not on the list is...

It's a rough one. I would drop Kaz and I would add Shaw. Keith in the chat says Magnus greater than all. Who? Keith. In the chat.

Grandpa is covered. The chat. Just get on here and talk. We can't understand him. Keith said, Nathan, we need you to host this podcast. I can't be on that the week of the Live Easy podcast. Keith's been here the whole time. Keith and just blasting off messages.

So I will say, yeah, I can see. I can totally see Magnus on there. Like, I mean, it's a rough go, right? see uh i see i could totally see magnus on there like i mean it's like it's a rough go right it's it was like the fk the other day there on the uu with uh you know uh between um roddy piper and macho man like both answers are correct right yeah but it's uh i look at john paul i'm gonna give john paul i mean his time was cut short yeah marius is a different one guys are like well you know marius should have it's like marius wasn't like for those that don't realize it at the time there there was a split and strong man where yeah yeah like he didn't

have people went to ifsa and stuff like that so all the ideal and that's it he didn't he didn't compete against the true top tier guys and stuff like that right um but you know when i see guys like you know oh uh um let's see a young fellow there um from scotland um stoleman's the stoleman. Stallman's like, well, no. He does well at World's Strongest Man, but he does okay at the other events, right? Okay. And okay. But when you look at John Paul and them,

John Paul was a bodybuilder, a powerlifter, a strongman, Big Z, again, yep, weightlifter, strongman yep weightlifter strongman powerlifter like they they were across multiple um events multiple if you make that argument then you got to talk about mark henry too oh my god you know what i i'm gonna i'll throw that over there yeah i'll give it i would not put mark henry in the strongman only for the duration of time that he was in. So I will say that one on it. If you want to talk about all-time best strength athletes, Mark Henry I will call number one.

Hands down. Will he ever be on the podcast? I don't even know why he's not. He never answers anything. That would be the rule in his crown so I growing up I remember Magnus Vermeegans and I remember Kaz but then like I

I don't remember anybody else so I really can't say until Shaw came along and then you watch Shaw just destroy everybody and well and that's the eighth one too like it's very funny when you um i like i see it now in in the you know online strongman stuff guys like uh they see where guys like mitch hooper and now we're doing very well they're like you know we got to get back to the og strong man with like these mass monsters it's like if you want to talk og strong man it's john paul and kaz and the yokohola at 275 winning world's strongest man you know like man they were ripped

the guys the guys for but but it's age related right like you? Like, you know, oh, I watched guys like Brian Shaw when I was 15. I'm like, again, I was born in 1970. You know, I'm watching World's Strongest Man with the old man at like, when I'm seven, eight, nine years old, right? So I got to see the smaller guys who were small, strong, and fast. And then we moved into the big mass monsters like Shaw and Big Z.

Big Z's a mass monster. Eddie Hall. You know, Eddie Hall. Yeah, Eddie Hall's great. Is he static? Sure. Yeah. But, you know, so it's – but, again, it comes down to what your definition of the strongest man is and all this kind of stuff.

And I actually enjoy the way they have it now you know the Arnold is known as being strong as like heavy as hell not a lot of moving world's strongest man is a lot of moving at lighter weights like it's kind of so when I see somebody win like

Mitch Hooper win the Arnold plus world's strongest man like that's a big feather in your cap because you are strong and fast, but you're also just dirty, nasty, short term, one rep max strong, like,

you know, versus somebody who is strong and fast, but once you put weight on their back to kind of collapse a little bit. So anyways, enough. Yeah. D-roll. You got me out little bit. So anyways, enough. Yeah. D-roll. You got me out of tangent legs.

No, that was great. That was from historian scans. We got the. Just perspective is all, is all that is, is what I get to the guys. It's all perspective.

Well, yeah. And I think like what Chris was saying, what you're saying is like it depends on when you started because it's like for me who i haven't been around the sport much i haven't looked into the history much of like older competitors you might not even know some of those names right like you're just like you know what i mean like you could just be like well thor and thor shaw eddie hall and it's like wait there's a lot of other people

and it's like no there aren't those are the only strong men so i think time does play an important role and it's a lot different than like you know major sports where it's like everyone's always talking about michael jordan or something like that and it's like you know newscasters are saying it frequently but in the sport of strongman i feel like those names don't get dropped frequently i mean they they do in the right circle but like i don't hear like you watch the arnold no one's dropping these you know older classic strongman names like they're just talking about whoever's there well and that's it and there's, well, when you look at the guys, Big Z, not a big social media profile, Mark Felix. Yeah.

Like, Mark Felix only started really kind of getting into social media about three, four years ago and stuff like that. But then you get guys, Tom Solman right now is, like even discussed in those last couple of YouTube videos videos is he is extending his social media reach to make a living yeah and to create a uh you know his uh i'm not sure the right term of it but to you know it's not about just watch me do strong man he's he's there it's his job is what it is you know when people you know to to make a 15 minute video, YouTube video, it's not like 15 minutes of me in the garage gym, just letting the camera roll. There's like 30 hours of editing that goes into that job. Hey, man, I got no problem with that. Right.

So it's but it's funny. I kind of feel bad. Nick Bass is a guy who kind of get in the late to the social media side. But at the time, they were just relying on being known as strong dudes and all this kind of stuff versus doing it as part of their job. You know, Eddie Hall was. Yeah, I'm speaking of Eddie Hall. I don't know how this has not been brought up on any of the podcasts or maybe it wasn't. I missed it, but Eddie Hall fighting those

two small dudes, those two MMA fighters, anyone else see that? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Dude, he clocked that dude. That's just some funny ass shit, dude. But I mean, that's a total circus sideshow sort of

event. I looked up those guys expecting them to be like oh like they're brothers who happen to do MMA fighting it's like they're YouTube guys they're like their description when I looked them up were TikTokers who do MMA not MMA fighters who do TikTok

they had no business being anywhere near Eddie Hall. Not that he's a fighter, but he outweighed them combined. I was going to say, did both of them combine even weigh Eddie Hall? You look at that joke they're doing on the 45 each.

What's his name? Jake Paul and Tyson. Yeah. It was like, oh, this is going to be great. I'm like, this is a fucking you know, it was like, Oh, it's going to be great. And I'm like, this is a fucking joke. And then when it's like, Oh, here's the rules,

you know, Jake Paul's going to wear a massive pillow around his head. And Eddie Hall's going to have like 48 ounce gloves and all this shit. It's like, nah, dude, if you want to fight Mike Tyson, fight Mike Tyson.

Cause you will die. Yeah. You know, don't it's a, it gets into the kind of, you know, the, the sideshow bit of it. But I mean, want to fight Mike Tyson, fight Mike Tyson because you will die. It gets into the sideshow bit of it, but I mean, dogs got to eat, right? Can't blame God for making money, right?

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any other predictions we want to touch on anything else I got a little game game for us I want to hit before we wrap up but any predictions anything we want to get off our chest to predict I don't think Ryan will

get hurt but I think he's going I think he'll come hurt I don't think he'll I don't think he'll get injured there but he will arrive in an injured state he will arrive and Keith that phrasing was specifically

for you and I would say that Tanner's plants are probably... We would hope so. I hope that porta potty keeps them safe. Dude, I just... Yeah.

Rest in peace, whoever uses that porta potty. I might have to Irish goodbye the Friday night party. I tried to last year and Tommy called me. Dude, I'm still upset about trying to Irish goodbye at the Arnold and I didn't successfully do that with my buddy Tom, which we'll get him on here in a minute.

I would send a text out to him, see if he could get on. So we'll get to him here soon. All right. Anything else? We'll jump into a little game i've prepared uh called uh questions related to uh mr mr big keith and mr big joey um and so who uh yeah right who are they the man sitting under the blanket and uh the other guy that was here for a minute and said something funny supposedly um so i got 10 10 questions uh we'll go around robin uh no awards but i will say i'm pretty sure keith and joey said they'll give uh they'll give money to whoever wins so um this will you guys just want to split it yeah uh any money is good money um so i've got

10 questions the way this will work is uh it'll be something along the lines of this host's favorite color is orange and you'll choose whether it's uh joey or keith now we we will work on the honor system go damn fuck i already screwed it up wait uh oh he said joey i thought he said oh wait i'm my hearing's going out man tanks and stuff um here why don't we do the uh how do you do like the the hands up thing or like so that you get the the emote it used to be on there but i think it's off now i I turned it off. Reactions. So I'll give you the question.

You guys write down your answers at home. You're not allowed to change them. Once you've committed an answer, you've got to stick with it. Keith just sent a photo of him sleeping in bed, so hold on as I save that. I am very fucking disturbed by that. I just need to keep that forever. New Keith had unlocked. Are you guys on

the gallery scene? You can't... New Keith had unlocked. Thank you for that. I'm very excited about that. That has some good meme potential for the how I sleep at night knowing that blank blank blank

so speaking of knowing question number one if you're ready we just shouting out the answer we'll round robin so we'll see who comes out on top she said Um, so, uh, we'll see who comes out on top. She said, uh,

here we go. All right. Question number one, you would say this, this, this host went through a goth phase in high school. Joey, I can't read that.

Whatever. That's gotta be fucking Keith. I want a picture of Keith in eye mascara and fucking Chris? I'll say Keith. Joey. Alright.

Kevin's not. I'll say Keith. All right. He's good with the painted nails. Yeah. Kevin's right. Keith did not go through a goth era in high school. Are you serious? He didn't wear JNCOs and long jeans. No, I mean. That was his Juggalo era. There's a difference.

Yeah, that's, yeah. Big Faygo guy. All right. question number two this host has visited alaska and hold your hold your question hold your answers we'll we'll approach them together since we have everybody's prepared we don't want to skew anyone's skew anyone's guesses. Kevin, everybody ready? Yeah.

Kevin, what's your answer? I'm going to say Joey because I don't think Keith is that well-traveled. Scantz? I'm going to say Keith, but it was by accident. Keith thought he was going to Portland, Maine. Where the fuck am I? Chris, who do you think it was?

I'm going, Joe It was Keith Keith to Alaska A traveled man North to Alaska Traveled man I have so much more to learn Yeah, oh, just wait

We have a few more questions. Um, all right. Question number three. Hold on. Uh, Oh, I forgot about this one.

Uh, I, so earlier today when I came up with this concept, I sent a message to Keith and Joey about two hours before this podcast. And I said, Hey, I need some, some trivia,

some facts. Uh, and this host reported back this fact um this horse uh this horse oh gosh this host um or is what proclaimed they are a grower and not a shower I'm going to have to ride the line on this one no riding the line I would like to say on podcast that I did not ask for photo evidence or any proof I just took them at their word

I'm going to go Skant I am going to go under the Mark Ripto scale of 200 pounds and I am going to go under the Mark Ripto scale of 200 pounds and I'm going to say that Keith would be the grower.

Because he's hit that 200 pounds. He's a big fucking, he's a man-sized man. Here we go. Kevin? I think I'll say Joey to be contrarian. Okay. No surprise that, uh,

Keith was the one who wrote that. He's talking about, he's talking about his actual press, right? Yeah. I hope so. I hope so. Did not.

When I, uh, when I asked for those, those questions, that was not my expected, uh, my expected response. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd like to feed the i i fucking i feel bad for you for having to see the before after that's like yeah but what uh what uh thanks for that keith we appreciate that a new keith ed keith information you never know what we're gonna get here on the Unpaid and Unrated podcast. All right, next question. This host reports that they can dance, but prefer not to. Joey. Kevin? I'm going to say Joey on that, too. Keith doesn't think that he can dance.

Scant? Yeah, to me, Keith is like Kevin Bacon in bacon footloose i know he can fucking dance he could just dance so i'm gonna say joey too all right you are all correct joey is the reported dancer maybe we'll see him unlock that on the top shelf have we confirmed that with morgan uh listen i just asked for facts i don't know if any of them are true. I'm just saying because it could be somebody thinking they're dancing when people are like what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Hey, you guys can report back

after this weekend. We'll include this as a prediction. Alright, next question. This host has the most crew phone numbers. That's an easy one. Chris, who do you think that is? It's got to be Keith. Kevin?

I'm going to say Keith on that too. Scantz? I'm going to say Creepily Keith. Yeah, Creepily Keith. He slides in with the most crew phone numbers reported. 26 crew phone numbers. Keith has. If you want to get on that list, we'll get you connected.

Just let us know. You can be texting Keith all day long. I just actually literally got Keith's tonight. So does that trump his 26? He did at one point update me and say, actually, it's 26. So maybe that was timed up with getting your number. Maybe he'll report back in the chat from under his blanket.

God damn it, he just tricked me to get my goddamn number. He's just trying to bump his numbers. It's okay, I gave my wife, so... You're gonna get that growing out of showers. Yeah, careful. I said prove it. Yeah, that's the only text.

Question... Oh, boy. I said prove it. Yeah, that's the only text. Oh, boy. Question number six. This host has been driving the same car for 15 years. I think that's Keith. I remember him talking about that on the podcast at once. I could totally see Joey driving the same car, too. Can't ride the line, buddy.

No druthers here. I'll call Keith. Keith? You're going to call him? Yeah, and ask him. Phone a friend? No phone a friends in this game. Scantz, who do you think it is?

I'm calling it as Keith. Joey talked about living in the city for a while. Kind of eludes to not car ownership so i'm going with keith plus i enjoy the thought of keith raging out and people not scooching up at a fucking left turn lane in the same vehicle for 15 just the stench of rage would be fucking fantastic yeah chris i gotta go keith because he who keeps a pillow for 30 years? Yeah. I know. I know who does. Not safe.

Would not recommend doing that. You guys are correct. I don't recommend it. It is our good friend, the Orange Glaze, that has had a car, the same car for 15 years. He also reports that his home gym is worth 15 times the value of that car. Um, is it related to the amount of years he owned it? And did he make that statistic up?

Maybe. Does Keith have a spreadsheet of the total value of his gym? Yes. So he might be right. Did he, but we need to know if he Kelly blue book did or not. Is it legit? Kelly?

Look at her red book spreadsheet. Yeah. What's a red book? Jim pop. Oh, uh, Kelly Blue Book or Red Book? Yeah. What's a Red Book? Chin Pop. Oh. Did he rip a toe Blue Bucket? That's the question. Blue Book. Dealer's Book.

That's Kelly. Alright. Here's a tough one. This host has never met me in person. What? I actually know the factual answer to that, so I will answer last. I'll answer first. I'll go Keith.

I'll hold that for Kevin's answer. Oh, I know the answer. I'm just going to see what he says. I will let him know for Kevin's answer. Oh, I know the answer. I'm just going to see what he says. I will let him know if he's correct. I'm going to say Keith. Wait a minute. Wait. I'm trying to think of who you were on the table with.

Easy. What? No, I can't. No, I got it. Yeah, I can't. No, I got it. Yeah, I got it. That's correct. I've never met Keith. Keith would not wait long enough at the Arnold to meet me and shake my hand.

That sounds about right. And, like, can you picture Keith being under the table with Nate? No, not at all. I can picture him under the table with Nate with a, not at all. I can picture him under the table with Nate with a chicken parm. Yeah. The best chicken parm from Aberdeen South.

Yeah. Jen was like... So many games! Jen was very upset about him saying that. It was great. But it's like a six-hour ride to get to New York. I'm like,

that's pretty far. But then again, you flew to Aberdeen, you had the best chicken farm of your life. Yeah, I mean, you could make it to Cleveland in probably less time

and get some pretty good chicken farm. I mean, you live in Rochester. It's not a very small city. I'm pretty sure you could get some pretty good chicken parm there. Yeah, for those not aware... But not Aberdeen parm, though. Yeah, Aberdeen parm. What he didn't realize was the chicken parm that he had

was actually pheasant parm. Yeah. Pheasant parm that's a contestant for the episode title pheasant parm yeah for those unaware Big Keith announced that the best

chicken parm he ever had was in Aberdeen South Dakota to which our good friend former guest Big Big Jen, was very enraged in the fact that he would announce that the best chicken parm he had was in Aberdeen, South Dakota. So I don't know if that's an insult to Aberdeen as a city or to Keith, or I don't know what to do with it, but Jen was not happy. Or Jin, however you prefer to call it.

Jin. All right, we lost Scant. Scant's disappeared. Every time Scant gets up... Have we considered that Jen just likes to scrap every time scant's we consider that jen just likes to scrap yeah that's that's awesome iowa right yeah um every time scant's is for the for the audio listeners at home scant's has been standing up and going to get stuff throughout the night he's got some i think we'll get liquor and stuff liquor barely newer um but uh every time scant stands up his his shorts are awfully short and i'm convinced we might have a grower shower unveil by accident and like i get a little nervous you know what i think i think you sat on some gum i'm a goddamn gentleman

lads i didn't wear my kilt tonight yeah i every time you get something like that, Blur is doing the Lord's work right now. I'm getting real nervous. This turns into an R-rated podcast real quick. Little turtle head poking out. What's going on? Oh, geez. Alright, next question.

Is that a drink spotter in your pocket? Is that a drink spotter max? Called an XL. Drink spotter in your pocket? Yeah. Is that a drink spotter Max? Called an XL. Drink spotter Magnum. Yeah. Alright, question number eight. This host has the bigger

deadlift. Based on what, Joey? I don't know. That's just the way we worded the question. I haven't thought too much about it. So just take it for whatever you want. Heavier. Max deadlift.

Joey. I'm pretty sure that's Joey too. It is Joey. I don't know if Scantz answered. He didn't. Scantz is feeling pretty good. I'm just happy to be, you know,

along for the ride. You're just happy to be here, right? All right. This one might be a, this one might be a little tricky. Oh God. A train leaves fucking Baltimore.

Yeah. Pretty soon. It's going to stand up and go, it's time to be hitting the old dusty trail. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Question number nine. We got two more questions here.

This host hates golf. Oh, that's got to be the toughest one yet. Yeah. Because I could see them both hating golf. But only one reported that they hate golf, and I did not confirm with the other that they also don't hate golf. Maybe that's the true answer. Only one reported that they hate golf, and I did not confirm with the other that they also don't hate golf, so take that for what you will.

I'm doing the heavy lifting out here, guys. Alright, I'm ready. Joey. Chris says Joey. I'm going to call it Keith. Says Joey. Skint says Keith. I'm going to say Keith.. Says Joey. Skint says Keith. I'm going to say Keith.

He's been in parallel for long enough to know that any form of fucking walking is bullshit. And I think Joey likes being outside and golfing is a good excuse to smoke a cigar. Yeah. And Keith knows that shit steals his game. So you think Keith hates golfing? Yeah, he hates it. Unless we can get an official report from Keith, Joey's the only one that hates golf.

I mean, Keith might, but Joey reported staunchly that he... That he staunchly hates golf. Said he doesn't mind golf. Oh, so yeah, very much in fact. Joey is the hater of golf. Chris is correct with that one. All right. And this last question is a geography question.

So buckle up, boys. This host has been to the most combined states and providences. Providences? Providence? Are we getting into the misspelling part of the U and U part, I guess? Sure. I don't know what I'm saying. Let's see how Joey wrote it.

Providences? I love provinces. Provinces. provinces provinces p-r-o-v-i-n-c-e-s how do you say that we already know it's joey well no we we we can because you guys north of the border don't know what else is better job

well no i got i got information from both of them. Keith can go to Canada. Keith can easily go to Canada. Under his blanket. The Canada in his mind. I'll go Joey because I know he's been to Cali too, so

I'm going. Yeah, I'll say Joey because I think you might have ruined it. You're trying to save it. What do you think, Scantz? I gotta go. So here's the conundrum. I don't know the official answer because Keith

never reported back about with my text message. It would have been Joey anyways because he's like what's a fucking province yeah so so joey has been to 10 states and six of whatever else whatever we call that other thing he's been to yeah 10 states six canadians um he when asked how many states he's been to, said, I'm not big map. And then later reported that he's been to 15 to 20 states. So based on the range that Keith gave us, I think he actually has been to the most states.

But it's hard to tell because Keith is not, in fact, a big map. I think he's true. Oh, you think he's been to two? He might have driven through Rhode Island. Not sure. I got a good follow-up question for Geography 1. Was that the last question? Yeah, that's the last question.

Okay. So this is another good geography question question for I thought it was a question you were about to ask but it wasn't. Keith and Joey, who lives further north? Keith. I say Keith

only because no, go ahead. It honestly might come down to where they actually live within their cities. Because I know Joey's in Hamilton, right? Yeah. And Rochester's slightly north of Niagara too. Yeah, it's really close.

Yeah, it's really close. So at least according to this, the city of Hamilton is like a tenth of a degree further north. Really?

But Joey says he lives outside of Hamilton. He could live further south or north. I don't know. So when I was up there, I was at Bench Brewing Company one day. Keith lives there. And he told me he's right around the corner from Bench Brewing. Okay. Don't dox him.

Or do. Maybe I shouldn't be saying that. I should not be saying that, I guess. Nah, you're fine. Now all of a sudden, the general vicinity gets out. He lives in Canada. Ah, shoot, we doxed him. He probably

knows fucking Gary, too. Shit. Calculating our scores, and I believe, I'm not actually going to count these, but I'm pretty sure Kevin won. Congratulations, Kevin. The winner of the Best of Mastanomics episode draft. The winner of Do You Know Your Host?

What can't he do? Like, yeah, take a lap, Kevin. Is him using NASA computers legal? What? Is him using nasa computers legal what is him using nasa computers is that a that's a valid question that's a valid question keith's um 16 states one part of canada yep so he's who he's fucking who what is a part of can. Aren't you sleeping? Go back to bed, Keith. Alright, boys. I think it's time we bring it on home. Yeah, it's been a good one.

Thanks for coming. Listeners, if you're still there, Grant's mom, if you're listening, my goal for the Unpaid and Underrated podcast for this year is to get Grant's mom to not only listen to the OK podcast, but our cousin podcast, but also the unpaid and underrated podcast so grants mom if you're listening thanks for thanks for listening um and all the rest of you crew we're glad to have you we hope we see you in aberdeen south dakota

this weekend if we don't i'm sorry you can come to ak, Ohio. I'll be here holding down the fort, editing this podcast, clipping out where my wife asked me about a dryer, getting that out of there. And I rudely said, what do you need? What a bad dad move, bad husband move. So we'll go apologize for that. We'll edit a podcast. We'll be doing everything here in Akron

while you guys are out in Aberdeen having the time of your life. But yeah, where can we find y'all? Chris? Scantz, you lead it off. Oh, Scantz, you want to lead it? Where can we find you? The Collective Moms Houses.

Yep. There you go. As it goes. Scantz 1, baby, that's it. And don't follow the Australian guy. Yeah. No, but do follow the Australian guy. He's a fucking great dude, man.

All right. Go follow Scantz and Scantz 1. do follow the Australian guy. He's a fucking great dude, man. All right. Go follow, go follow scans and scans. Well, maybe we'll get a scans too out there in the world. Who knows? Uh, Kevin,

where can we find you? Kevin underscore RSG underscore 18 on Instagram. Go check out vintage weights, PGH, Ray Hill, strong gym tour. Absolutely. Fantastic video, by the way, my man.

Absolutely. Maybe while you guys are all out in Aberdeen, I'll take a minute. I'll watch that video. There you go. And then I'll know what's going on. Big Chris, where can we find you? Big Damager, beerbelly underscore lists. And that's killer, killer, killer and you can find me at natee561

on instagram wherever else you where can we find Keith well you can find his orange gym the no wine cellar you can find his accounts that he doesn't create but are about him

at the no wine garage there's the orange glaze account I think you can find him under the cover. Yeah, you can find him under the covers. You can find Keith. You can find his grower and shower on OnlyFans at Orange Glaze. Under the pseudonym Orange Glaze.

Yeah, I guess we have a whole new thing that we can put on that site. You're right, maybe we can't bring it back to life. Orange Grower. Yeah, Orange Grower. One might think that's a uh just a orange tree farm but don't type that in your in your google safe search on kids um sorry to matt as well hopefully you can work something out while you're in uh aberdeen uhen with these boys to get you on the podcast.

Make sure you follow KeithHoneycutt73 as well. That's important. Joey doesn't want you to follow him, but make sure you find him on Facebook. Keith's making sure I hit all these things. Our Instagram. You want to follow the podcast. You want to see who knows what. You want to see some Road to Lift Hard Live Easy.

You want to know how people got there? see my video probably not um but uh um you can follow un unpaid and underrated podcast on instagram hit up our website if you want to find some links unpaid intern podcast.com we got a youtube go to youtube subscribe one of these days keith will uh remind me to put our uh our collab ad that we shot on youtube and i'll actually do it um so you'll be able to see that there um but yeah that's uh that's all we got for today boys so uh oh yeah almost forgot most importantly don't forget our sponsors massonomics obsidian barbell rescue plate snacks use code unpaid home gym con you're going think ahead let's get there let's do it i guess i have to say this now we'll see you next tuesday