WAR MODE - Broski
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You know, I mean, we live in an exquisite bedlam, an insanity.
Maybe all the more grotesque by the fact that we don't recognize it as insanity.
It's all about control, brother.
If you're a conspiracy, junkie, you know it's all about control.
It's all about getting the motion you can out of them and giving them the best they deserve.
It's all about slavery. And that's nothing to do with economics of color, but it's just, that's what it is.
It is about the proper moment to remind everyone that the greatest of all the world's potential resources is the human being himself.
Tell me about your home.
What's fighting for?
He has nothing to hide, hides nothing.
But I think he got pulled by the military
industrial complex and the intelligence community into
these positions even helped cover up Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9-11.
Washington DC is not really run by elected officials.
What we do in live?
It echoes an eternity.
You know has influenced the central intelligence agency more than any other university,
giving the CIA the atmosphere of a class reunion. He's a time to be refinch in the CIA for the CIA for a CIA than any other university, giving the CIA the atmosphere
of a class reunion.
He's an title of a refinch from the CIA for example.
I told, I said publicly, giving fake briefings.
People that run our government, they're called the Senior Executive Service, the
SES grade.
Used to be nicknamed Supergrades.
They're above GS-15 level.
They're the generals that never go away away away away away that's a symbol of baiting. I'm like, what?
Okay.
So...
It's the war of attrition.
The war of attrition!
The SEC, they're not...
What kind of case do they have?
We like to stop.
This is where we hold them.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight!
I actually think, Herb, that they're smarter than people.
They're after the ones that are too short of.
America is freedom.
Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of everybody.
And freedom is special and rare.
It's all normal. Go back to sleep.
Move along, move along.
We love you, liberal, liberal, liberal.
Don't be racist, don't be homophob.
Turn in your guns, submit, drink the fluoride, take the vaccine.
Ooh, see, no more pain now, no more thinking now.
What would I have done?
I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11.
How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald?
Who's going to investigate the investigators?
Who's going to investigate the prosecutors?
Who's going to hold them accountable?
Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, in addition to trying to find the truth.
Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened?
Yes or no?
All right, number two.
And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our fire on it? It's only just begun. It's only just begun. It's only just begun.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo! I suck a ding dog. I've been under World War 3 tomorrow.
Yeah, dude, I had to listen to that, um, it'd be, you'd be uber proud of me.
I had to listen to that, uh, Mike Rupert video three times.
Oh, did you finish it?
Woo, man, it makes you really hate people.
Yeah, I kind of watched something last night that was along the same lines, but go off.
Brunsky's dad is a dick.
Oh, I knew.
Literally calls us vessels.
We've known that.
When was that book?
When was that book? That's who she is. Yeah, it was made up a little bit of a lot. You hear it and I hear. Okay, sorry. Stoner Dads fucked the room up and now it really, I mean, hey man, I want, like Tyson was
saying like you only are successful if you're successful with your friends.
If you're successful by yourself, you failed.
But I mean, we gotta keep reining the stonterdads.
They're stoned all the time. The Broskies. Fucking destroyed the goddamn studio, dude. Where was I'm so sorry.
I'm trying to piece together what happened here like CSI
and like I can't with a sober mind.
Yeah, they tied up Rick Flair.
They ingested a lot of weed.
Crack it. Yeah, dude don't care about skis.
What so ever?
They hate broskis.
What whatsoever?
Delete hate the bro skis, and that's what we are.
They're legit pawns on a chessboard.
Dude, he was calling people vessels.
She was written in the 90s, not like 1505.
Yeah, man. So you still use that word that word that word that word that word that word that word that word that word use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use use that word use that word use use that rich. That's how the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia looks at people. I'm gonna start calling people vessels and just fraud. The kingdom. You vessel
cut in front of someone in a while I just get out of my way you more. Yeah dude I was
I had to watch it three times just because it's like so much information. I mean
when we first started the spud mode I loaded up all this shit nobody fucking watch it I want to tell I want to to to to watch I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the I to the I the I to the to the to the the to their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their the I the I the I thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea their their their when we first started the Spud Mode, I loaded up all this shit,
nobody fucking washing.
Two of the other, all this other,
I want to talk about,
I want to talk about the early pest on Spud Mode
because we want to stay around.
I just want to have everyone on the same page,
yeah, but like the fact that the doubt Jones has skyrocketed and that thing went extremely down
Just goes to show you that like they don't give a fuck about you they only care about the numbers dude. Yeah If I the whole thing I took away from that is like if you live off Wall Street like you're just living off of evil you're a drug dealer. Yeah, it's all I mean, it was like their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th.'re a drug dealer. You're living off of evil. You're a drug dealer. Yeah. It's all, I mean, it was like...
Their argument is like they had that we, if we don't control this stuff, the Russians will do it.
I hate that argument so goddame much. It's the same thing with war.
Putin's the richest dude in the world. Don't they say thing on Koshog's you did you spent 20 on the mule I spent 20 on Koshogs
Yeah, I did spend $20 watch the mule is a huge like
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While watching that just seeing how disgustingly dirty the bushes are and how all that is just for oil. Yeah, there's a dude named like a? they. they. they. they. they. they, like. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. the. the. I. I., there's a dude named Bandar Bush. There's a dude like nicknamed like a Saudi that they nicknamed like a, he's like another like
they love the Saudis. They love the old Saudis to do. MBS is a fucking
wacko. MBS is out of pocket and he does, he's going against the CIA. It's a crazy thing to watch because ever the whole world I watched that thing on Koshoggi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their they they they they their their they they they're they're they they they they they their their th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. I tap. I try. I try. I try. I try. try. I try. I try. try. th. I th. I th. I they're they're they're they're they watched that thing on Koshoggi they chopped them up It's fucking nuts The whole world's like yeah, they obviously did it and then Trump's like yeah
We don't know if they did it or not could have been anybody. Yeah, and it kind of looks like the deep state is sitting there going like
They'll let out the limited hangout of what happened. Yeah, but then at the end of the day they make the president just veto it because Saudi's got us by the balls because of those 28 pages. So if they release like MBS is your age or no he's he's a little bit
younger than me. So he's he's the king of Saudi Arabia if he felt like it he could
just release the doc saying that Obama covered up their involvement in 9-11
and their buddies were in on it too. And they got them by their involvement in 9-11, and their buddies were in on it too.
And they got them by their haunches.
Yeah, so fucking Trump zogged out, obviously, and got their back.
It's nuts to watch.
It's nuts to watch.
It's nuts to watch Brennan in a fucking documentary made by the dude that was on Rogan for Icarus.
The dude that made I made I caretha. He made the Koshoggi duck. Really? Yeah, I mean, Brennan's just evil as fuck.
He's evil to look at.
And him and Gina Haspital together are a pretty evil combo.
Yeah, put it that.
Side.
It's my friend's light on.
Yeah, the, um, when he started going into the, like the volume of drugs, the CIA deals,
and then you
look at a place like Columbia and you're like, okay so was that just the Broeskies
going in trying to sell drugs or was this all made up by the CIA to destabilize
Columbia so they get in there and get that good clean oil? It's just a win-win across the board. It really is. It's like insane that like America. the th. th. th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the thi. the thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the thi. the the the the the thi. the the thi. thi. the thi across the board. It's a win-win-across the board.
It really is. It's like insane that like...
Like America does that shit where they go plausible deniability.
Yeah. Of the CIA always does that shit.
So they just kind of make it look like rogue factions of the CIA or trying to get paid.
That's what's in that Doug Valentine book. Yeah, that's like, but that's like, but that's like, but that's like, but that's like, but that's like, that's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that shit, it's that shit, it's that shit, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, the that's like billions of dollars. Dude, they got guys on the supply chain of fucking cocaina
going from the dudes in Columbia all the way
to like planted drug dealers on the streets of Baltimore.
Yes.
And they get whack.
Dude, they're CIA's they have unlimited pockets.
And they just get whack.
They're just playing Grand Theft Auto with all the cheat codes. For real. they end up iced. Yeah because they they are out of control
It's just like it's annoying to hear people sit there and like
Try to explain to you how the world works like you know there's no big conspiracy. It's like I had to hear about systemic racism for a fucking hour now when you're a bigot but like it's so obvious that they did this and it's like on record and it's like on record and the wild shit was in that? th.???????? the the th.? the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they're? It's? It's they're? It's they're they're they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're? they're? they're? they're? they're? It's? It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like? It's like. It's like. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's their th. It's their their their their their their their their their. It's their. It's th. It's so obvious that they did this and it's like on record and the wild shit was in that
truth about 9-11 was they made people work for the CIA and then said no they're not actually
working for us so we don't have to say what they're doing. So like all these people are just rogue out there
who are working for the CIA but not technically so they don't have to report.
They privatize like in the shock doctor. Yeah, I mean. It's all plausible deniability.
They never go through channels that can come back to them.
Yeah.
And the problem with the Kishoggi thing that I saw was,
fucking MBS thinks he's the man, but they're sloppy as fuck.
So that's why they got caught.
If they they they got they got they got caught they got caught they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the CIA would have just been like whatever. Yeah, it was just... They got caught so bad, it's hilarious.
What happened?
They had like, dudes, they were on camera the whole time.
They were on CCTV in Turkey the whole time.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, well, I just know like you, I don't know anything about it, and then you're always saying
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the official story in the documentary.
So if Brennan's on a documentary, I'm assuming this is what the CIA wants out there.
So the real, their story is he teamed up with some dissidents.
He went from being a journalist that worked at Washington Post to being like a dissident against Saudi Arabia.
And then the kingdom of Saudi Arabia was like, fuck this.
Yeah, you're the dick.
He'd a dick.
You're done.
So I don't understand.
They don't have freedom of speech.
Is Koshoggi a good guy or a bad guy?
Is it just a weird, like, he's just a weird war between? establishment guy. Okay. So he would have come out of the old, he would have, in the documentary they try to paint him like he's some kind of fucking patriot
journalist for rights and everything. When he's sitting on, when John Brennan's
telling us that and he's sitting at the desk of the CFR, given speeches.
And he works for the white, he works for Bezos. And Bezos like went to his memorial and everything, like at the end of the day, these
motherfuckers did 9-11, Koshog knew where the bodies were buried. Yeah. He can't step out
of line like that. He got some young sniz with a booty. Diddy? I was sitting there going,
like, Kshog, you're a fucking powerful man, why are you trying to There's two shog. He likes some thick with the 18Cs.
Yeah, holy shit.
It's gotta be so crazy for Muslim dudes
because they keep their chicks so like bundled up.
And you see the bundle move and you're like, you're piecing together in your head.
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I mean, you just have a boner all day long.
Dude, I mean, they don't even have to tuck.
They could probably get full, they could probably come.
Definitely.
In their robes and shit.
That's soft as shit. Yeah, it's just, dude, they all dress
the same, they all the way there's little, like, red and white blankets on their heads,
little napkins on their heads, dude, like little tablecloth, a little bun.
Honestly, sound jealous.
Dude, hey, man, we should all have uniforms. I just love how they, a car up on two wheels, buy a fucking
leopard.
Dude they're obsessed with Twitter, apparently, I don't know.
This is all, this documentary is sketchy because fucking Brennan is in it.
Yeah, that shit's like fucking me up bad because all these dudes are just going in these
documentaries. It's like, okay, that's just not real.
Like if the dude from the CIA gets on the documentary and Operation Mockingbird
exists, I'm 100% not believing. Whatever the fuck you're saying. Well I'm sorry, I wonder if
they're just like, you know, they do good stuff sometimes, they do bad stuff sometimes.
Yeah. Sometimes they protect our interests. But then it comes to a line where like the whole Congress voted against giving them weapons this time. And then Trump was like no. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm their thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm their their their their their their their their, I their, I their, I I their, I I I their, I I I their, I I I their, I I their, I I I their, I th. I thi, I thi, I's, I's, I's thi, I's thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm their their thitime. And then Trump was like, nah, we're giving them weapons, we're selling them weapons. Jesus Christ. Because who's gonna buy him?
Yeah. Like, the crazy thing is that we trick them into buying weapons.
Who are they going to use them against? They're just going to chill there. And if we want, we can take them back. They're just going to stop on weapons, like, they're? Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they're just just just just just just just just just just just just. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. the. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just stop. I. I. I they's just just just just just just stop. I they're just just just just stop stop. They're just just just stop stop stop stop. They're just weapons like near Iran and stuff. They're pretty much just generating money. They got this crazy thing that turns your microphone, your phone into a bug.
It's called Pegasus, it's on the Epstein map.
Yeah.
That's like old, older technology.
But only like first worlders had it, like Israel and America.
And then this company, NSO man, the Israelis, they were like, sure Saudis, you can have it.
We'll give it to the shit.
We don't mind.
Yeah.
And then they just started bugging everybody's phones.
Yeah, dude, the other wild shit on the thing you told me to watch was,
they have like AI watching the stock market all day long. Oh yeah. And like right before 9-11, I mean it kind the the the the th- th- th-up-up-up-up-up-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-tie-s, th-s, they-soa-s, th-s, th-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-soa-so a they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're th-s. th-s. th-s-s-scha-scha-susananan-sch an th-susanananan-sch an th-s-s. th-s. thanananananan I mean it kind of ties into the shit that happened
with like Game Stop and shit, like September 7th, September 8th, September 9th, they had
put options on American Airlines. Yeah, dude. What? We're lucky! And there were dudes that
were investing in like United and all this crazy as shit. It was wild.
And it's like you're gonna tell me there wasn't like any rumblings. The Israelis knew about it. That's what Rupert said. The Israelis knew.
It's like official that they knew.
It's just like to what extent did they know?
Like were they involved?
They had dudes and, uh, they had a,
they had masod agents live in next, you're kind of like, hey guys,
did you do this? Kill them. Did you want to take over our media in 20 years and destroy
our country? Yeah, dude. Were you planning a color revolution? Yeah, it was, uh, it was a lot
of information to take in, but like just the way that they, obviously, like, they're going to drug dealers in the South South, the drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug in the drug drug drug in the drug drug drug drug in the drug drug drug drug in the drug drug in the drug drug drug drug in the drug drug drug in their in their in their in their in their in th. thto drug dealers in the in South America like hey, I know you guys have a fuck ton of money
How about this you put it in the fucking stock market and we'll clean it for you?
Like this is going on so there's blood on every single dollar you won't the balls on fucking Rupert too after Gary web
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might have it first, I gotta look that up. But yeah, I was confused as well because he did,
I guess he did the same exact thing as Gary Webb. Pretty, no, Gary Webb wrote like, he was like,
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And there's lost their mind like the LA like police are selling drugs That's a famous clip. So that's the dude you're talking about. Yeah, so for all the people listening. Yeah, I mean, that's who my group is. He was also on Rogan. Yeah, I mean, that's that's who. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. th. th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thr. thr. the thr. the the the the the the the thro thro thr thr thr thro thro thro thr thr thr th died. Yeah with that documentary that he released
dude no shit he died. That's real dude. What do you expect they were high on
drugs. These guys are wild. They were high on weed that was probably supplied by
the CIA. Yeah but it's crazy to watch a watch that documentary and then like that
shit that came out with Catherine Austin Fitz like a little while
Like this chick's been at it forever
So she's no dummy
And she's she's come not telling you what's happening right now with like how they're using coronavirus to just destroy the economy
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Yeah.
You know, she's smart as fuck dude.
And everybody's bullshit to an extent, so.
Yeah, that's what she was talking about.
She's not going to come out and say it guys.
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Yeah that is just the surety boys. The shortlets now you can't be a shortlet. It is so like brutal. So like you can literally just pick out like this was just the expose yourself mission
Anyone who's going to bat for like Wall Street. It's like okay, you're an agent
Yeah, let me get an early life on you. Pocahontas? Elizabeth Warren coming out like this is horrible. It's like
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Sorry, those are drugs.
A lot of drug power for now around here.
Guys like us?
We not do that.
It's annoying.
All right.
I'm sorry, we're fucking this up, dude.
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Yeah.
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Warren coming out the CNBC was the funniest I've never watched in my life that was some of the
funniest shit I've ever seen in my life like people trying to go for bat like these guys
are losing billions is like they make so much fucking money there's a video of a guy yeah it's that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th th th th th th th th th the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the thee theeeeoooooooooooooooo cune the the the to go for bad like these guys are losing billions is like they make so much fucking money. There's a video of a guy crying. Oh yeah it's
insane. Literally like the biggest babies on the planet. Yeah I mean imagine if
you didn't know how to make money you just made it in this weird online casino and
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Yeah, I mean...
Fuck Ben Bernanke is faggid ass, dude.
It is hilarious to watch.
These guys freak out and just go, these Reditors are, it's market manipulation.
Like, yeah, dude.
They're just showing you how easy it is. You guys manipulate currencies. Like our fucking, why do sometimes we have to buy gas at
four dollars? Like, yeah. This is my whole life is just the confusion. Yeah, just shit that makes no
fucking sense. Yeah. Watching all that go on, like, them showing you how easy it is to
manipulate the market. I started thinking about, like, I think two years ago,
my buddy was trying to get me on an app that like,
you just put money in and AI will fucking put money
wherever you want in the stock market.
I never wound up doing it, but then I saw how like closely tied Robin Hood was like
Citadel and all that stuff.
It's like, dude, there's probably apps out there like the one that my butt the AI one that could just be used to manipulate the market is like yeah we'll put money in here throw throw dollars at them Robin Hood was like underwritten by like Citadel and then Citadel is like one of Ben Bernanaki's little pet projects or something like that since he left the Fed I got the screeny boy but those guys were the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.... th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the. the the the Fed. Yeah, so Citadel is a hedge fund that owns Melvin management.
Melvin is a Game Stop Shorkeller, predicted to lose billions due to people taking free market back.
Citadel owns Robin Hood.
Citadel bans the purchase of GameStop shares, and that's market manipulation.
And then he said, shut it down.
Who works for Citadel is the Federal Reserve Chair in the 2008
financial crisis Ben Bernanke and he's a senior advisor to Citadel right now
yeah dude don't get tied to the material world this is just a lessons of
life right here I mean dude yeah you got back to the fucking
pastoral times of worship I'll I'll go pagan I'll go pagan you I'll go off-auder dude. Yeah. You've been going in on Vikings and Odenism.
I had three fucking days.
For a solid-ass white boy like you're just kind of the end.
Dude, I had three days of listening to some solid-ass white boy history, man.
I was-
Oh yeah, big time. I see how those guys get have that I mean keep working hard dude maybe you'll get there
oh man yeah it was a just like watching the people cry on there it's like
dude you guys are the biggest faggots on the planet like never seen a
hard work hard work in your fucking life your whole life
your whole life is just watching a fucking screen of shit going down and you come on people.
I'm retarded.
This is the shit I talk about with Matt, with Wes is like, I'm retarded.
Like I don't understand this.
Yeah.
Say the market to me.
It's like, oh, that's the market.
the market.
You know, market.
You know, I'm, I'm just sitting there like confused as fuck like I
can do basic you give me your money they're like god dude it's compound
interest you're a fucking retard and I'm like it's still not making any
sense to me guys yeah it's like give me your money for your entire life
and you know what you'll have it's this complex thing and then they're just
robbing you if a bunch of these dudes can sit and get their needs together yeah and just
start the ball rolling and then all their hedge guys are like yeah fuck these dudes I'll
fuck with these dude that's what happened and then you get some big boys in there
it's like oh so this is just a. You guys are just playing a fucking stupid game. Matthew McConaughey said it, dude.
You've made a bunch of cool, like, lingo about what happens in the game,
like, oh, just dividends.
Orl.
I mean, dude, Matthew McConaughey literally said it in Wolf of Wall Street.
It's for gossip.
It's forgotten.
My balls.
Yeah, I mean, money in the stock market you can't explain this to me what do you invest in you be a good
this is trickery dude back if you read the or Linda did back in the Northern
Times you're going to hell solid-ass white boys did not play these games
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They got the eye on them.
Yep.
You know?
It's bullshit, man.
Yeah, it's just like, this is the most eye-opening thing that just how bullshit the
stock market is.
I guess it's real, but like if those guys can short game stop and best buy and bad math and beyond and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all th and all th and all th and all th and all th and all this stuff like that wasn't the Reditors doing that that was like yeah the you know what
you know what I mean? Six hundred dollar stimulus checks aren't doing that
like that got a little I'm saying like the initial cause of all this
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it legitimately fucks you it's not like a fucking speculation you like
legitimately fucks your company and then your company and then you're
the company get start they start talking about you on mad money and then
they're like it's going down it's going down and then all of your the investors bail yeah and you're you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th th the th is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi what? Some manipulation. A hunch. Yeah. It's for a hunch. Yeah. Hollywoodism. Yeah. Yeah.
The uh, just like the response, like Ben Shapiro freaking out. Trying to explain to people
like the stock market isn't fake. It's like, dude, it just is. If you can't explain it to
me in a few sentences, dude. That's just because you're dumb. Yeah, because I'm stupid.
Yeah, I mean, Ben should be, Eric Weinstein said, it's like, dude, where are you getting that
from? What the fuck was this? I have it here. I mean, read it. Just fuck you, dude. Where is he?
Here it is. No amount of financial success ever fully compensates for having to
locate the exits every time you enter a synagogue. What? We all know it's a matter of time before
the loony left and right. We'll try their hand again to get rid of juice. I'm not babying this
madness ever again. It's like, dude. What? Someone short you? Someone shorted Game Stop, dude.
I thought you're like the smartest dude on the planet.
You thought that.
Oh my God!
Like, I just don't understand.
I'm saying like, you yellied to something, boy?
Like, you're getting nervous?
It's getting nervous.
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you cried wolf shit man. They're not they're not gonna like the end of this
it's just fucking crazy like this whole like they can't live like this
man the way they spun it into white supremacy it's just like dude you guys you guys thu-you guys thu th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu-a thu-s are thu-s are thu-a thu-in thu-a thu- thu-up thu-up thu-so thu-I thu-up thu-up thu-up thu-up thu-up thu-up thu-up thu-so thu-so thu-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s are thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-s thu-n-s. thu-s''' thu-s' thu-yy-n-y-n-n-n-n-n-a' they're they're thutrick too much. Yeah, exactly, it's just a media spin. That's insane.
Yeah, and you can't raise these kids under this guy's a fucking systemic racism.
Because when they grow up, they're gonna get it very attracted to the Orlando.
They're gonna wanna know why they're gonna wanna know why they're gonna wanna know.
They're gonna wanna know why they're gonna wanna know why they're gonna wanna. breed us into this fucking existence. We're just in an echo of what we want to work. You should be seven eight. Dude, I'm a fucking Shetland German dude. You should be seven
foot eight. This is bullshit. Yeah, I mean, they didn't like where we were head. We were too
strong. Fucking around. You kidding me? Riding horses and shit.
Big ass walls out of stone. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's just like, at the end of the day...
Check out the Goths, the cathedrals, and I mean, I told you before this didn't make sense.
Shoot me straight.
This whole story of the Dark Ages doesn't make any sense.
You know what I mean? This is all suppressed history, dude.
Yeah, I just want people to shoot me straight enough of the fucking puts in long just call it what the fuck it is and if you got had this time just back oh you motherfuckers we're
gonna short something you're heavily invested in next it's like you can't say
the Holocaust is coming because you lose you lose a few you lost a few
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and cry over losing money on the stock market, it's like none, you didn't work for it. Yeah.
It's not like you sat there and built something else that was rivaling GameStop by yourself.
You just had a hunch that it was going to go down and you and all your buddies try to fucking squeeze it and it didn't work out. Now you're slamming your fucking ta. ta. ta. th. th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. t. A. t. t. t. t. te. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to. te. to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tory to fucking squeeze it and it didn't work out. Now you're slamming your fucking table. Yeah, it's frustrating, but I mean, that's how they live.
There's whole groups of the world that live on.
Like, that's the thing they tell you to work
and then invest your money in that.
So it's like, then you'll be secure.
thin, thrown. got it is making sure other countries don't have natural resources.
Yeah.
That's like I would love.
We don't need to do that.
We could just like live without that kind of materialism.
Yeah, I would just love to see if you're some good old boy who's like put your money
in a 4 and 1K, how much money that your 4 and 1K actually made. Yeah, but dude, don't get siled into the whole white picket fence thing. That's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. Yeah, too. t. t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. t. toge. togu. togu. togu. togu. togu. togu. Yeah, togu. Yeah, togu. Yeah, too. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, actually made. Yeah, but dude, don't get, I, don't get sly-out into the whole like white picket fence thing.
And that's just a fucking trick of Hollywoodism.
Like, we don't need this, you don't need all this stuff that they tell you that you need.
All you need is a bit of peace, a bit of land girl waiting for the bus in Delaware County, it's over.
It's over, dude.
I don't think I'm ready for girls again yet.
Why?
I just don't think I am.
Dude, you are. Once you get plus two, it's over.
You're going to start getting chicks left and right.
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It's just like there's an empty hole in there, it's just never enough.
What is going on?
I'm eating...
You ran two weeks ago.
Stone or dad's fell the fuck apart, man.
I thought we were programming.
All that you eat two meals every night.
It's their fault that you're turning into a burrito.
Bill, I can't run alone.
I'm afraid to get jumped.
I need partners.
Yeah, dude.
You don't understand.
You could probably, if you walked fast, you'd be at my run.
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Yeah. That's like you're like, I used to go to the YMCA and there was a basketball court, stop fiddling please.
There's a basketball court, there was a track circle right around the basketball court and they would
every now and then you just get the squad. The bro skis would come in with their fucking white plastic helmets, spit guards, and they would just walk around the track and show
them the basketball players. You're just one of the Broski's walking around
the track dude, they're bringing you there. That's all it is man. So you can't
get angry at them. Maybe they just I was waiting for a call, but obviously
That's what that's why I see how stone they got in here
I bet you they're not even awake yet
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hungry they'll eat a breakfast sandwich crush it yeah I mean what started
was one we one we chocolate chaston I heard you talking about it one little
chocolate chrassant I was like fuck I used to love those goddam things yeah they they task I had I had I had had had had had had had had had had had a to to to to to to the to to the to to the to the to to the the to their to their to their their to their to th I had a to the the to tho. their their the. I'd their their so their so their. I was their. I was their. I was their. I was their. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I was they. I was they. I was they. I was they. I was the. I was the. I was the. I the. I tole. I too. I tole. I too. I too. I tole. I the. I the. I the. I was the. I damn things, dude. Yeah, they taste good. I had a girlfriend where like, I had girlfriends who would get me in bed, why are you laughing
already, man?
I didn't even tell you.
You remind me of my fucking nephew.
He was sitting there getting changed the other night and my sister's like, what's
going to treat.
You know you went poopy on the body.
I had a girlfriend that was like, come on, let's go get chocolate chaucursan.
Obviously baby talk, I can't even do it.
And I was like, okay, cool, go get your chocolate chockegisa and lay in bed and she'd be like,
I love your little belly, like rub it and stuff like that.
I was getting trained, man.
You were also getting like, palm, weren't you?
I was getting, and pints to wash down anything, dude.
So it was like, that's why I don't have teeth.
The fucking ice cream took my fucking choppers out.
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Dude, I don't want to get too, I don't want to like,
psychologize myself or too hard, but, you know,
the thought of girls again in my life. Yeah, I saw the cursant and I'm like, I just saw the cressant and I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I don't, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I to to get, I to get, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I to to get, I to get, I to get, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, like, like, like, like, like, like, I don't, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I don't, like, like, like, I don't, like, like, I don't, like, I got to, I got to break the mold and I'm like, I'll just have one and it's
like every time I got a wawa and then that was just something that I ate with my coffee
but it's still lunch time.
You know, I haven't eaten lunch in a while.
I've just been eating the So then I'm getting lunch now.
I wasn't, I was just eating the big dinners.
Yes.
And then when I would get home I'd be like, well, obviously it's just the big dinner still, even
though I ate all day.
Because you forget.
Yeah. And it's just a lot of food, man.
I've been eating a lot of food.
And we got yoga coming up with the boys and they're gonna see me without my shirt on I'm gonna be all embarrassed and my rolls dude.
I understand why this is happening and it has nothing to do with a girlfriend.
You sure?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
Obviously you're working for me now.
Yes, I work for you.
You're an employee.
Yes.
So, it is physically impossible if you are date in the first months at a new job. Yeah. To not go into Wawa and get the
half gallon iced tea and get the chocolate donut because you're going to work
now. I'm a minion. You're going to work now. Yeah dude. So you get chocolate
chalcant. Caltail. Smacking cowtails. Slim gyms. You got money. Yeah I want to be the boss you know. I want to look like tiger. But hey man I am th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the th. I th. I the th. I the th. I the th. I th. I the th. I the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the the to the to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ti. ti. ti. ti. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to t be the boss, you know, I want to look like Tiger, but hey man, I am what I am right
now.
Yeah, I see that every now and that, especially the Mexies, dude, they roll in the Wawa
and it's like...
Fuck the Mexicans at Wawa, dude.
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Yes.
That's something that my brothers do.
And like I roll in the Yeti, fill it up, boom, one shot a thing.
Roll, fucking out.
It is infuri.
What is with this?
Go to takes you longer than five seconds to prepare your coffee dude go home to my cheesebo
Your child the way they spread out at the island dude
Where you like excuse me I have to get the half and a half I don't know what the fuck concoction
They got irish cream with hazelnut bullshit. Yeah, I whatever nobody cares about this shit no They do and I understand why a guy like me and you are pissed at him because at him because at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the child?? the the the the the child? the child? the the the the child child child child child child child child child child. I the way child child child. You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you? you you? you you you you you? you you? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. whatever. Nobody cares about this shit. No, they do. And I understand why a guy like me and you are pissed at him, because at
the end of the day, dude.
It's because of white supremacy.
No, it's not because of white supremacy.
They have completely solidified the broskies.
They're saying.
You wish you were in Wauwau. I'm there, I'm all by myself. All the broskies there. You're speaking a different language. No one even understands you. Imagine what they're saying.
Yeah, dude, I'm just a-
No wonder they're spreading out.
I'm a lone wolf, dude, just working for you.
I don't have skis with me.
I'm not rolling that deep.
I'm not spreading.
I'm't imagine. And some dude walks in, he's being a bitch, you go, look at this fag. Everyone's laughing.
And like girls come in, you're like, you know, whistles and stuff.
All your boys are horny.
All the time, dude.
They're always looking at like little snippets of porn.
They do.
They do.
Using it. I love like Mex gives me like, yo, check this out. And it's just like a little bit of porn. And I'm like, dude, I have an entire Reddit of this.
Yeah.
I've been building for years.
Yeah, I mean, the whole, I mean, Wawa.
I gotta get off porn that, dude.
Odin does not want me looking at porn, dude.
I need to that energy somewhere else. Yeah, I mean, it definitely like, I don't care what you say, obviously you need to fucking
bust.
I just need to get a girl in real life.
Yeah, that's all.
And it seems like it's happening shortly.
We're just going to do sit-ups and push-ups.
We're just going to do sit-ups and push-ups until it comes.
That's a good way to the Orlando dude. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna learn Frigian. Yeah, it was a, it does seem like shit's starting to die down, even though it's extremely like infuriating, but like
everything seems to be like slow. I mean numbers and everything are skyrocketing for coronavirus,
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You're a domestic threat. They're arresting people for memes now.
Ah, what do you mean? They arrested a dude for memes, bro, I saw it on tuck.
What happened? Some dude, some conservative journalists in Florida got arrested for like inciting some bullshit and literally he was posting memes
and he's like hitting the news and they're like this has to stop until all
these people all this Trumpism is over it's like oh like so you're gonna
arrest your political opposition cool we don't live in Soviet Russia
if the FBI blew in here right now got a hold in mine
their skis though, dude.
We would be Abu Grave in Guantanmobai.
It's a joke!
It's a joke!
Well, that's in the Koshoggi documentary.
Like, the main, the guy that got him fried as a young dude is like 27.
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but this dude, he's more of like a Twitter head.
Yeah.
Like dude, two and 10 people in the US use Twitter.
Eight and 10 use Twitter in Saudi Arabia.
They're obsessed with their phones.
They're obsessed with Twitter.
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I was like, what the fuck?
That said something?
Yeah, I guess that's how you have something like,
what was that the Aberspring?
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Oh, it's a dude's name.
Okay, I didn't know if that was like short for like...
We call it ABS because I don't have the HGH.
Yeah.
You don't have the Hutzpah.
Yeah, so fucking.
Yeah, so fucking.
Also, I'm watching the documentary. I've never really looked in how big some of these countries are. Libya is fucking huge, dude. Is it?
Oh my god.
In your head, how small is Libya?
So small.
Dude, it's fucking massive.
It's huge, dude.
I could get through Libya one step.
I was like, ah, that's Gaddafi land.
Okay, I understand now.
How big is it? eastern side of it, the northern Africa. It's fucking massive. I'll show you what I'm at. I mean, no wonder we're freaking out about it.
There's probably oil all day there.
All day, all day long.
Yeah, but anyway, like, so MBS, he's hip to Twitter.
Yeah.
So he fucking got a bit of Bot Army?
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Because he seems to be on top of banding people and shouting out.
He hates violence.
Yeah, he seems to be on top of like dissident speech.
But exactly.
MBS had a whole army and then this other dude, this young dude was like, you know,
we got to make an army for our side and see if we can get the hashtag to go to number one.
They're just playing clash of clans.
And they just wanted Koshoggi to retweet their shit.
Because if Koshog's...
This is just the most Arabic thing.
No, it makes sense.
Just like the most Arabic shit in the world.
I'm not trying to be racist.
But you you you you you you youry to, like they're trying to operate and you're like, you guys, you're gonna get the greatest?
Anyway, they're having bot wars on Twitter.
Oh yeah, and that's why Kachog died
because he started like retweeting and like he was involved
in this dude's like SIM card scam
where he was trying to like create a Twitter army. And he got cut into pieces for it, but I don't know why we were talking about that. I got sidetracked.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Why did we start talking about it?
Yeah, where America's out going to like Colombian shit and causing insane instability.
The Saudis are just having bot wars and chopping dudes up.
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Yeah, it was going back to the Mike Rupert shit, like,
the way that America just completely started all the extremist groups is insane.
Like, they wanted, they were about to ban, they banned all production of opium
before like the 9-11.
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The original like 100 10 full hats when they're going through all the, all the different subjects, it's like upload that shit to my fucking dom.
Yeah, that was nice.
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Yeah, it was crazy though, like Prescott Bush is the dirt.
Jesus Cunis, dude.
Tunisia's we, but Libya is massive, bro.
Look at the size of his geography.
No wonder Gaddafi like was just walking around doing whatever.
Oh, which reminds me, dude. Are you all right now? What happened to
me? I'm sorry. You figured out your brother's height. Huh? Your brother?
The greatest broker? Before we get into this dude, Alexander the Great was five six. Just look just know that.
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An inch too taller than you dude and I was not alone on that savage
You are so gay for thinking that by the way do you why did you think you were six still just? to just look at him? What about he gets girls? He's jacked. He has all the money.
So obviously six feet. Obviously six-footer.
How to what do you think Jeff Bezos is?
Oh, he's little.
Oh my god, dude. If he's six-funned, you're a peg.
Yeah, so I feel like the man too, because I own Savage right now.
I have his infinity toxx HGO Max. I'm literally controlling his media. 5-7.
Bezos. Wow. And that's probably roster, right? He's probably 5-5. Yeah, dude.
Figure out Dambles-Arenner and is a manlet. I think it was because of the discord I figured this out,
but it's like, Jesus Christ. This dude. That mind fucked me for like half a day.
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How is he training for a Navy Seal if he's so small? All the Navy Seals are small if he's so small?
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Yeah, probably.
I might have been big before.
But that's what I'm saying.
You're sitting here all the time.
It's like, dude, girls don't like me because I'm short.
All you have to do.
I mean, I just had just had a a a a couple ia pretty cool. Is she actually living there?
And she's here for the U.S. yours for the UN. Okay so you're a crup. I can't I can't keep
doing this with you now. I'm sorry. Out of nowhere you don't think that's a little weird?
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Did you tell her the door code? No, no, we're good. Okay, yeah, I mean if you keep programmed dude, you could easily be the next damn Belsarian. Mine is the trust fun minus the poker, but you could be fucking jacked.
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having a full-on conversation and I'm confused how they can breathe pretty
soon dude you'll be going to buzz yeah got break away from
standard ads and find new running buddies They're gonna be self-sound.
They listen to this.
They don't listen.
You used to look up to them.
They don't listen.
Butterly it does.
Butterly and rainy do.
Okay.
You used to look up them.
Then you figured out they got,
look at what they did to this room. This is not how you programmed, dude. Yeah, I remember, and I was like, seventh and eighth grade, I figured out
that like all the really good athletes in high school,
like when I went to Sally's, there was like all these
sick basketball players and football players.
I was like, damn, they fucking rule,
and then like eighth grade, basketball camp,
we're all playing, and it's. He was like, you know ten
Draining like ten threes during a game shit like that. Yeah, sorry
Pointe the most weed. Yeah only on the soccer team like stud. Yeah, yeah That shit fucked me up though when I was like young and I figured out that everyone just like dude, but they only smoked a little bit of weed. It's not like adultoner hood yeah you know I mean they take a couple hits you know and they're
like yeah I smoke weed it's like not what the stoner dads do no not not this
their next level I just thought that they'd have a TV show I don't know
they drive they should have a TV show like they to have a TV show I'm a they should have a TV show like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to they to they to to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they show like an MTV crib show where they go around to other dudes houses that are stoner dads
Yeah, little 10 minute clips dude
That would be awesome. You gotta become their manager, but you cannot I'm sober. I see this with a You can't until you're 200 plus yeah I gotta be
I gotta get blizzed up if you're just fat as fuck dude I know I thought a man
respect I'll be 200 if I got jacked I'd be broken I'd be two he's 200 is he
yeah I feel that dude lies about a lot of shit I think he's just lying
about his height and we're the same height because if I I got jacked, like, I'm 180, Bill, look at me.
You'd be terrifying if I became jacked.
If I got jacked, I'd be 200 pounds.
If I'd put on 20 pounds.
How much you weigh now?
180, but it's all fat.
You know what I mean?
I'd have to trade that from muscle. I mean you you would be you would be Dan Balsarian. I want to be the Dan Bazaarian but I want to be like the six foot two version that I thought
before not this weird shit dude I just had no idea it was so small. Standing next
does that change your perception of them? It's kind of funny yeah why is it funny? Why is it funny? It's just kind of funny because I thou-today? It's just kind he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. me, just jacked. That should make you happy. It seems like.
Oh, yeah, I'm just like, I think it's funny.
Like in my head, I had this dude, like, he's like bigger than you.
Yeah, obviously, not.
You walked in like larger than life.
I could smell Damblesarian from my way.
It's not bigger to talk about a ski, dude.
The Bro ski.
Damn Brosky shit is killing.
I can't stop saying it.
I mean, the reason I'm currently saying broski is because
when me and Spade call each other, it usually started, it was, yeah, but.
Because that's the most great the most cock shit the bug shit that the Union boys like to do really pisses me
Hey bud. What's up bud that pisses me off more than anything and the cuz I mean cuz that's that's local people probably don't have to deal with it. Yeah, just
to that yeah, I mean it started to that then it was iterations of bro. Yeah, I mean it started came before you. All the iterations of
Bras, Brad and Brad, that was way before your time. No, there was a website
where it was, literally when I was in high school, bro, Bro, Bro
Bro-Ski, Bro Han Solo, Bro Sama bin Laden, all different types of
bros and that it kind of just got pushed the back of my head and I don't know what happened you just started calling me and I was obsessed that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that was obsessed that was obsessed with that was obsessed with that was obsessed with that was obsessed with thathea that was obsessed with that was obsessed with that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was was that was was was was was that was that was was that was that was was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. that was thi. that was that was thi. that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was thi. that was thi was thi. thi. os. And then it kind of just got pushed the back of my head and I don't know what happened. You just started calling me and I was obsessed with the word Minch this
week and I was obsessed. I was obsessed with the word Broheim which shorthy and then
Hyman and then Hymen and then Minch. I don't know how it fucking happened. But then I started
watching Tiger...
That language has work, man, it's kind of fascinating.
And then I just started watching stuff and I was like,
damn, the guy's a bro ski.
And then obviously I got tired.
That's a lot of words and then it just, the ski.
The ultimate ski is Tiger Woods though.
I mean obvious.
That was a hit piece.
And the journalist, the journalist, the journalist, the journalist, the journalist, the journalist's a hit piece and the journalist need to shut the
fuck up. Yeah, we'll get that. They do this bizarre shit where they like think they know
everything. It bothers the shit out of me dude. It's insane. It's like, it's like, when I got to
listen to John McOrteld me to t down and all the Mr. Wrights out there, pissing me to fuck off.
Yeah, but dude, if you go back and watch,
I mean, you want, I've never described anything better to you on the phone that I did Scotty.
Never done it in my life, I'll never do something that cool again.
If you watch Dan Balsarians, London Real Interview, that is the Bro ski.
Like dude, you have... I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna like a little bit of it in between this and
obviously. You can't even start to think, dude. If you're falling under that 10% body fat range,
I want to push up your skips right now, brok. Yeah, you want to do incline push
push-ups, pump a ski. Yeah, you want to do incline push-ups.
Pump that baby up a little bit.
But fucking dude, the way he talked, he's just like, yeah, I mean, I was down in Abiza,
just like on the beach with me and my friends and all of our girls.
We just did mushrooms, man, it was sick.
It's like, that's warm and do mushrooms to get the happy feelings
in my stomach.
Yeah.
Instead it's one degrees.
We're waiting for a fucking blizzard.
Yeah, I mean, I think it is.
Peel that back real quick to see if it's snowing.
Oh shit.
It is snowing.
It begins.
Yeah, I that. Just let me eat a case of day on the beach with the margarita. Please.
Yeah, I rip Pina collatas, dude.
Do you really?
You like peanut colladas that are margaronies?
I drink alcohol like a fiend.
Yeah, but I'm saying...
It just, all I need to do is get the one down.
Once the first one is down, of anything, it's endless.
I mean, literally, ice cream, you, you, you, you, you, you, you it yeah well yeah I mean if you were
given the opportunity have margaroni or a pina clada I'm an alcohol it
doesn't matter but I'm saying like if you had to choose
probably pincloth it's 83 degrees out and you're on the beach pina binaa
really pina ski no I'm more over a margaroni myself I did that when I was
down in Mexico I was fucking crushing margar Obviously, I thought they were for girls, but whatever
I mean
You're gonna be a dick? I just thought that call me a girl. I just thought that I just thought I was wrong about a lot of stuff Call me girl on a podcast. I was wrong. I was wrong dude. You're just gonna drag me on a podcast. I was just gonna drag me on podcast. I was wrong. I was gonna? I was to drag. I to drag. I to drag. I to drag. I to drag. I to drag. I to drag. I to drag. to drag. I to drag. Do to drag. Do to drag. Do to drag. Do to drag. I'm to drag. I'm you. I'm gonna you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna th. I'm gonna you. I'm gonna you're gonna you you. I'm you. I'm you. I'm gonna you. I'm gonna you. I'm you. I'm you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I you. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I'm gonna th. I'm gonna be th. I'm gonna be th. I'm gonna be th. I'm gonna be th. I'm gonna be gonna be th. I'm gonna be gonna be th. I'm gonna be thi the the the the the the the the the th. I was trying to say like I thought they were for girls
obviously not because you're drinking them and you're the ski. Okay I save good
point acknowledge that I am the first of his name bro ski I'm okay let's get
back to the podcast what are we talking about here? Yes come on man let's get back. Sorry
I mean I can't help.
I'm crushing the croys, I'm drinking algae.
I worked out this morning.
I mean, when I was there,
I mean, at first we have the fucking guys here smoking weed.
Now I got a mushroom head on my hands.
Yeah, where could they?
You do a lot.
Yeah, the, uh, when I was down there in Mexico,
though, I was crushing margaritas.
Not knowing that it was Montezuma's ice that I was getting.
For the next week, dude, I was just having fire shit.
I have that just with regular food.
Monasuma must must must must must must have must have must have the the like, it wasn't the, because I've talked to people who've gotten
it and it's like, you get body bagged, you're like curled up in a ball.
I was just fucking driving around, it's like, God damn, and I have to shit and I would
just shit out fire. I mean, that's why I always used to talk shit and it's like fuck with you about that,
but Jesus Christ, dude, when the shit starts to get liquid, no one's assholes.
We're all kids, man.
You see a little kid and you see their struggle with that?
Yeah, you think you're all big and bad for a little while in your life, maybe like 20
years. And then you're just back to like, shit. Yeah, I you're just, I you, I you, I you, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thi, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi's, thi's thii's thiiii's thiiiiiii. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, I want to treat. This is a thing you have to deal with it. You need to use the potty. I want to treat.
Yeah, I mean, that was rough.
You're just, you're helpless.
Yeah.
Especially, I mean.
Wait till you're me and you're fucking hob's no toilet paper, but you just can't mess anything right now. You know that that, you know, you know you're gonna have a ring from a five-gown bucket on your ass.
It's just that you know that there's a problem, but you're just putting one fire, it's like one finger in the hole at a time when, as the ship's going down.
Yeah, you're just sitting there have a bucket with tipi.
That's like my shit, I always have it.
Water in the bucket or what are we talking?
No, no, no, no.
It's just a bucket that chills in my van and then I put a lid on it.
You can probably buy a porta potter.
That's a toy's a real is someone that shit A airborne shit a bucket
Real is somebody that lives in a van shit's in a box of kitty litter
Yeah, and then goes back to watching TV
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more power to you.
Oh yeah.
That is devastating.
That's why I can't drive a truck.
Yeah, I mean, that's why I'm currently trying to make as much money as I can, so
I'd have to drive trucues for dr dr dr dr skis. I mean, I'll be working for you, be like, another job done
boss. If you want to get technical, the golfers are more of like a bro-hime. If it was us in here playing
bumper pool, the bro skis. Dude, they are the elite dogs. Obviously. That is like watching elite. I mean, that's my friends. They all play golf. It's like, they all play golf. they're all. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that tho. th. the the golf. the golf. th. the golf. the golf. the golf. th. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. the golf. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. tooooooooooooooooooo. toglfers. togu. the. the. the. the. man go suck a golf go chill with them I want to learn golf you're hey man if I was you I
wouldn't be here right now I mean dude I'd be with them how can I not
my day one ski come on yeah I mean dude they're always fucking
playing golf and that shit you like cities it's like they make business connections then they always like gamble yes and I painted a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the most money. It's the business connections. Then they always like gamble. Yes. And I painted a couple of frat houses but they weren't
the frat house itself. It was apartments of the guys that like when they're done living in the house
they get their own houses. Yeah. And they were gambling like 10,000 dollars a weekend with their
their thousand dollars a weekend. And they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were they were they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they they they they they they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling they were gambling kids. And I was like painting their shit.
And they thought I was just like a general handyman.
They'd be like, dude, can you fix this door?
And they'd be like, dude, I'm just here to paint.
And I would just stare at him like, wow, you have no concept of it.
Like what the world is like.
Yeah, I mean.
They were fucking chicks. in there with cameras, they had secret cameras, and then they were buying their, telling the parents they needed to buy books for school and then selling the books in the, out of
the basement.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
That's the skis.
I mean, are they the skis or they're the, they're the brohimes? They're more of a brohime tech activity. Yeah, I mean, I, it it it, it, it, it, it, it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th so, I tho, I tho, it, I th. tho, it, I'm their, it, I'm their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. the books, it is the books. the books. the books. their, it, it, it, it, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. th. their, their, that's how rich kids operate. I built scaffold outside their house to paint the front of it.
Yeah.
So I built three high scaffolds and I was like,
yo guys, whatever you do, keep your windows locked.
Because someone can climb this at night and try to break in.
What the fuck do they do?
They have a party on my scaffold.
I come back and there's there's there's there's there's throw up on the wall. And I was like, dude, now I gotta repower wash the house.
I showed up like to paint.
Oh my god.
And there was like puke on the fucking wall, which will just strip paint.
But.
Yeah, that's how the brohimes, yeah.
That's how the brohimes act.
Yeah, that'satta? The boat races. They live for the yearly boat races. Oh yeah, Dadville? Yeah, I mean that's... Oh dude. That shit.
I mean, I went to South Carolina for a Carolina Cup. I don't know what that is.
Oh, it's like a fucking horse race. Yeah, you just wear like, I was like,
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It's just like a fucking...
That's a...
It's weird, man.
Like you're in the social class that I work for.
Yeah.
This is weird.
I'm just like a fan.
It's weird for me and you chill here.
But in real life, you could be the bro. I'm the king bro.
So I just kind of hang out all different types of bro.
Yeah, real king energy.
Yeah, I mean, the way it like I couldn't, I don't think I could handle golf because obviously
we joke around all the time and I keep saying that like, oh yeah, what if I got a
gambling addiction.
But like I play a the the the the the other weekend and why are they a hundred dollar games? I don't fucking know but I can't say no to playing the hundred dollar games because
I'm no bitch. If you say double or nothing I say yeah give me your money. Yeah
if I get on the golf course and you're like yo $100 this hole fuck you yes
double or nothing next hole because I lose yeah triple or nothing out of
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Last time I'm holding golfing, I was just out in the woods collecting all the balls.
They told me to stop because I was holding the game up. So I just went into losing the balls, man. They're expensive. And I was like, okay. So I like went out into like the rough area, like the thatchy, like weeds.
And I saw like a whole sea of balls.
I was like, these things are worth money?
All right, cool.
So I just like filled up a whole bag.
You're like, I just filled with them for the rest of it.
Yeah, they get fucking hammered.
They smoke bowls too.
Oh yeah.
The boys smoke bowls.
The dogs, the broskies.
Yeah, that's like a problem at like country clubs now.
My uncle was telling me about it.
They, all the boomers have got the weed pens now. These are just getting like tranced on fucking weed and just like rolling around on golf guards.
Yeah.
That's what fucked me up about the Tiger Woodsing that a guise is a country club.
It's hard to watch, it's hard to watch them roll out a weird hit piece and you see the
journalists and you see Brian Gumble and all that stuff and you don't see Phil
Mickles.
Who's like, you don't see these guys that are his boys. Yeah. You know
what I mean because they're not going to go like he allegedly tried to shut this
down and HBO was like HBO Sports was like nah we're gonna roll it out.
Oh my god. Yeah. Dude that's just fuck I mean the whole
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Yeah, that aren't in like a flashy sport. Yeah like just did business. They do this shit times 10.
Oh, yeah, you know, I mean they go get the girlfriends and they can go wherever they want no one's taking do whatever they want. Yeah.
It's just kind of crazy. Yeah, it's crazy that HBO will do that. they'll roll out. th. th. th. th. they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll th. th. they'll they'll th. th. th. th. th. their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their do that, but not in Epstein. Yeah, I mean, you know, they'll roll out some weird Netflix horse shit. I mean, that was, it was crazy to watch, but it was on par like bullshit level with the CNN
Storm the Capital stuff. I don't know what's going on with HBO Go.
Showtime is absolute disgusting train wrecks.
Showtime is the worst premium channel you can possibly have. They fucking absolutely mutilated billions. Billions was goat.
And then they got...
Okay. Why? I'm just saying. Yeah, you always say billions is great. I've never seen it.
But I have a feeling that it's not that great. It was pretty good.
The first few seasons are pretty good. The homies had fucking bullers on HBO. All the white boys had billions. It was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. B. thi. B. B. B. B. B. B. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. B. Bill. th. B. B. B. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. toge. t. t. t. t. toge. too. too. too. too. t All the white boys had billions, dude. It was cool.
We all had her own shit.
We all liked it.
You throw in non-binary people.
It just like, you ruined it.
I bet you they didn't do that to ballers.
No, because the rocks in it.
But like, everything they put out.
And the rocks, Mara' to be married. She's big. She's big. I mean, yeah, he's making kids. You jealous?
No, you know, I'm gonna be Dan Lazarian soon.
She could probably pick you the fuck up.
Stop, dude.
Yeah, I mean...
Knock off your bullshit.
Yeah, I'm gonna pull up this Balsarian interview,
and we'll talk about all that shit on the page.
That was a weird.