WAR MODE - Man On the Moon

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

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How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald? Who's going to investigate the investigators? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, in addition to trying to find the truth. Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no?

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fucking insane dude so fucking before we get into this I'd like to explain to you a Foustian bargain are you familiar dude I asked Nick Bryant what that that to the to the to the the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. I. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyf. I. I. I. If. If. If. they. I was. they. I was. they. they. they. they. they. I was. I was. I was. I they. I they. I they. I the the ell me. Dude, it means a deal with the devil. That's what I kind of figured from the context, but I like, was like, dude. I forgot that we didn't know what that meant when he said Faustin. Yeah, I was like, bro, pretend. I don't know. If I would have watched this Ledzine Bargans, like, Like alchemical dudes, they all would make Fowcene bargains, fucking violinists, like all, like this whole fucking thing with people selling their souls to the devil, it goes back to like violin players.

Like this one dude said, there was like a goat violin player. He said he fucking the man himself, sitting right next to him, and playing a fucking song. and the dude, and the dude, and the dude, and the dude frantically woke up try to write the whole thing down was the most complex thing in the fucking world it's called the devil's trill it's a fucking song that was written back in the olden days devil went down Georgia yeah so this shit's been going on forever it's been in folklore forever you get to Robert Johnson same. Met the devil at the crossroad. Some people technically claim that maybe he didn't see the devil,

and maybe he was more of a voodoo child himself. He was into the voodoo, he wasn't into devil. It's a whole different fucking ballgame. Universal entity. Yes, but that, that peaks these boys. And this fucking shit and they get into it fucking hard. So they see they at 15 Jimmy Page is what's Alstair Cali's book, whatever his fucking goat book is, he reads that book and just goes, I found my thing at 15. It's an theosity. I couldn't I could never fucking do that. And th. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. that. that. that. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, 15, they, 15, 15, they, 15, 15, 15, 15, their, 15, 15, their, their, and just goes, I found my thing at 15, dude.

It's in the theosity. I couldn't, I could never fucking do that. And they had it, they had it etched into one of the Zeppelin's do, thou shall willed or whatever. It's like, it's some like slogan, Alster Crowley always says, and they have another one. He's in the Sergeant Pepper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on the vinals for these Zeppelin albums and fucking Jimmy Page and his boys were into fucking electrical magic and they thought there was, they were casting a spell.

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Yes, dude. So, fumm rumor has it, Jimmy Page is fucking chilling and he's in the fucking Yardbirds doing pretty good. Mind you, the first guitar he ever used just appeared in his house. It was a Spanish guitar that was in a cupboard. Mom and dad didn't know whose it was, it wasn't the neighbors, the shit just appeared in his house. Self-talk. Am I going to be able to sleep tonight? Dude, I'm good on it. Are you gonna give me some closure here? No, the the closure. the closure. the closure. to, to, to, to, the closure, to, to, to, to, the to, to, the the to, the to, the their, to, the to, to, the th. thi, thi, the the the the thi, thi, the thi, thi, the thi, the the the the thi, the the the the thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, the the the thi, the the th. the the the the the the the the the the their, the their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. togy. togy. toguui, togui, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi going to be able to sleep tonight? Dude, I'm good on it. Are you going to give me some closure here? No, were you there when he crucified my lord? You'll be good, dude.

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Catholic man. Robert Plant just an all-round beast. Might have been why Terry Reed passed on it. That's what I was thinking about because it was such, it was such a a a good. It was such a good. It was such a the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It was such, it. It was such a good, it was such a good, it was such a good, th. tape. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. J. P have been why Terry Reed passed on it. That's what I was thinking about, because like it was such a goat ban. And like, I was thinking how insane it must have been to be in the 70s and like the way the world traveled at that point to be a global hit after like a year. Like to be known globally after a fucking year is fucking insane. So, these guys, they're they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're is fucking insane. So these guys they're doing good. Jimmy Page is very, very entrenched in esoterrorism. He fucking fucks with Alistaircally and he is even in, like he is in Alistaircala's like whatever

he made after he left like a golden dawn or whatever the fuck that group he was in, Jimmy Page is in Alistair Crowley, he's like whatever he made after he left like Golden Dawn or whatever the fuck that group he was in, Jimmy Page is in his squad. So he shows them all fucking sigils and all this stuff and they get the sigils. Robert Plank gets a fucking feather of truth. JPJ gets the fucking Holy Trinity, Celtic symbol. That's a good man. JPJ-Jah or bottom, just has the drum, his shit is the drum kit, right? Zoso. No one knows what the fucking means. No one knows what the fuck Zoso means, bro. It's a spell. Some people fucking say it's a three-headed dog that guards the gates of hell.

Oh yeah, right. That's a guy, yeah. So there's there's all sorts of shit, but if you ask Jimmy Page, he will not tell you. Cerberus. Mind you, one time he was very drunk and he spilled the beans to Robert Plant, and Robert Plant said he was too drunk told Robert Plant and then Robert Plant said he was too drunk to remember, asked him the sidles and si. Because Jimmy Page. I fucked up and almost told Robert. So he fucking, he gets the band together, they're showing him the sigils and shit, and then he's like, yo, we should do this ritual magic thing that I'm into. Right? Right? What a little weirdo.

Weird as fuck. Oh man. He's like, dude, we- Don't come at me with any weird shit like this. I'm never going to do a Faustian bargain. That's on God, thua thua thua thua thua, thua, thua, thua, thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thus. thus. thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi, thi, thi, thi, so, thi, so, so-soo, thi. So, so-soo. So, thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ustian bargain that's on God, bro. I would not blasphemize. But he fucking does the shit and dude, let me tell you something right now, between me and you, these four walls, all he needs is a drop of blood to get your soul. That's all you need. But what these dudes don't realize is dudes like Crably were out in Cairo with his bitch summoning like high dukes of the gates of hell and he's playing around like oh I'm gonna do a fucking... There's subways under the pyramids dude. Yeah a lot of their shit is like Egyptian knowledge which is weird and I should probably change

a pyramid on my back of my phone screen but they make the fucking bargain and JPJ is like I'm not doing that so it was just bottom plant and fucking page Mind you all if this podcast came out in 1978 we'd be viral right now But I mean this is just such old fucking shit but oh I get it intrigued the living shit at me because I only thought they were just it was just weird This is like smut people put on them an 11 year old YouTube video no YouTube video? old YouTube video isn't too old. So right when this fucking Faustian bargain happens, Robert Plankets in a car accident and then flips his ass in Martin. So shit gets a little fucking weird, but Zeppelin's on the fucking up and up like they're fucking kill like Zeppelin too. Yeah probably Zeppelin 1 or two. Mind you not a lot of people know this but

Zeppelin one was act Jimmy Page was using a telecaster and not his signature less Paul. He was using a telecaster given to him by Jeff Beck doesn't matter. Side note. Yeah side note. Yeah, side note pretty. They're fucking. thi. They are Led Zeppelin, they are gods. Absolute beast, all that shit. Then, shit gets fucking weird, bro. Do you know about Bolescan House? Oh, tell me. Brother, Bolescan House is the fucking creepiest shit in the world. Remember how, like, when we talk about Zepp and you hit me with, like, oh, dude, they were chilling in castles. Yeah, we were in Harbor. Yeah. Uh, they were chilling in Bolescan House, broo.

Yeah, I don't know what that is. Bolescan House used to have a fucking church on it. The church caught on fire and all the Loch Ness Lake. Some dude built a fucking goat castle and it was real weird, bad fucking ju-joo. And I think, I want to say, someone may have killed themselves. There's all sorts of lore about how like this place is fucking evil. And then Alistair Crowley rolls around and just goes, yeah, I'm going to buy this fucking place. Come on man. Alistra Krala. Alster Kali Kalyl-Ka, Ala, Ala, th. Ala, Ala, I I I I I I tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I th. th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, tha, thi, thi, thi. tha. tha. tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. tha. tha, tha, tha, tha,'m gonna buy this fucking place. Come on, man. Alstair Crowley buys Boleskin House. Come on, bro. Goes ape shit, dude.

Starts doing crazy shit. Even he said, I fucking went a little too far. I mean, allegedly he fucked babies. Supposedly. Just saying. Yeah. And Alstair Crowley does all this fucking magic in there, whatever magic he practiced, because I don't fuck with this shit. Right after he does this like crazy fucking summoning, which is like, it's the 12 dukes of hell that he released through a fucking portal or whatever, his servant's fucking ten year old

daughter dies and some other person, and then another dude loses his fucking mind because he sees what Alistra Crowley's entire family, so they all fucking peace out. Places fucking empty. Jimmy Page bought it. So the castle you're talking about is Bolescan House which was owned by Alstair Crali. Then Jimmy Page came around. I was like, I will fucking that place. Shit gets even we're we're familiar with Plants, unfortunate death of his son? No, don't know. We'll get into that. So he's fucking Chonen-Bleskin House, weird as fuck. Mind you, he owned it for 22 years. He always stayed there for, he stayed there for three months. And he owned it for fucking 22 years. He left because he said it had bad vibes.

That's what Jimmy Page had. bad vibes. And like dude, they said, this was too much for Jimmy. It was too much for Jimmy. Like imagine. He was like Larpin' right? I, they claim that they were like young kids larpin' dude. I kind of like, all on, that's all I'm saying, broo. It's, you know what's crazy about Bleskin House, it caught on fire a little while after Jimmy Page sold it and bags of rubble will sell for $49 a bag there because of Alster Crowley which is fucking gay and weird. So all this shit goes on and he's like getting up there as the fucking Satanist beast congratulations Jimmy Page with the fucking man. Then the dude named Kenneth Anger comes along. Are you familiar with Kenneth Anger? Bit of a fucking dandy, bit of a weird... Mind you, all these Satanists are like, do

what thou will, serve yourself, fucking whatever. Man, service itself is heavy with the Satanist. So they fucking get into all this shit and they're fucking chilling, and they really started to hit it off. And Kenneth Anger, absolute psychopath, they met at an Alastair Crowley fucking auction. So Jimmy Page sent his bitch to San Francisco to buy a bunch of Alastair Crally shit he outbid Kenneth Anger. He also bought Alastair Crowley's old bookstore called the Equinox. Weird like he's obsessed with Alastair this I mean what you're talking about is a network and it's tied the the the the the the the the th... the the. th. th. the the. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a to. It's a to. It's. It's. It's. I. I. It's. I. I'm. It's. It's. I'm. I's. I's. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. It's. I'm. It's. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. S. A. A mean, what you're talking about is a network. And it's tied in with, it's sort of like Scientology. It's like the precursor to Scientology, Paul McCarney was in it, and it's connected to the son of Sam, it's connected to Manson.

Yeah. This is like all that shit. It's fucking- It was popular in this rock and were going fucking ham but fucking yoko dude They become friends Going to fucking auctions buying gay shit together doing weird stuff and Kenneth anger is like hey I'm making a movie called lucifer rising have you watched it? No, thank God. Don't. That is electrical. I just watched colligula. That was fucking new No, no, no, nothing compared to Lucifer rising Lucifer rising is electrical magic if you watch it you are making a deal with it to Take your energy and you're giving your energy to saying don't watch it. Okay It is a ritual magic that will be put on you if you watch that movie. It's on the do not watch list. So you know how like back in the day like Eric Clapton I got fucking soundtracks for movies? Don't bring him into this man. I'm not I'm not I'm not bringing it. I'm just saying like you know how he has like

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He named, I forget the person he summoned to go after him after him, but it's fucked. That's the the to say his name. Best not, yeah. So he fucking summons these guys to go after fucking Zeppelin. What happens? Robert Plant had a fucking, very young boy, it's heartbreaking watching these videos of Robert Plant out on the fucking fields doing all this shit. Chilling. This, this goes down. Robert Plant immediately gets six, gets laryngitis. And Zeppelin's world tour, that was going to be like the best world tour they ever did, get shut the fuck down. This is when they're at the castle?

The castle, I don't know, this is after the castle? It's after Lucifer Rising. He owned the castle for like 22 years, so I don't know how long. What's up. Alright, so this is after two? Definitely after two. Okay, all right. Because they're fucking selling everything out. I think this was going to be like the Zeppelin 2 or 3 world tour. Okay. But fucking Robert Plank gets laryngitis cannot sing, bro. Very fucking crazy.

Then, shit starts kind of hitting the fan a little bit. They're gonna go on tour, Robert Plant's fucking five-year-old boy dies of a fucking weird illness. Guy just fucking croaks. Then fucking Bottom is a, at this point, Bottoms a fucking Booshound. And they fuck, he was at some recording or some shit. And like we're gonna take you home, they bring him back to his bed, dude throws up in his mouth, completely shit. And then after that they were just like, yo, Zepp is done. So, and like, and like, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, th. thi, th. they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. too. tog. too. too. too. too. too. they, they, they, their, their, th. to his bed, dude throws up in his mouth completely shit. And then after that, they were just like, yo, Zepp is done. So this dude put this fucking spell on them, all this shit fucking took place, Zepp is done. And then I'm watching videos of Jimmy Page

after I watch this documentary, and he's playing Stairway to Heaven and has a guitar compared to what he usually is. This dude was fucked. He was fucked on drugs, all that shit. And then they just never, I mean that was the end of Zepp. This dude put a fucking hexa, this dude put a fucking. That, the Zepp Knapp, he was just, he was just, the zepp- anger. for Verizon. And now there's a movie I can't. I wish I, I wish you never told me about it.

Just because I don't even want to fucking... Yeah, the dude wouldn't even show a video of it. He was just like... I'm just like, I want to try to forget this. You can try but it would, it just really piqued my interest because I always think about you talking about Led Zeppelin's just, I don't want to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to the to the to the the to the to their to their their their their their their their to to their to their their their their their their their their their their the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking their their the fucking their the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking their the fucking their the fucking the fucking their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. tip. I fucking fucking fucking tip. I don't tip. I don't tool. I don't tooooooooooom. tou. I fucking fucking fucking fucking tip. I don't tip. I mean that house or Crowley shit's fucking nuts. One of my buddies got into an ROP. I mean, I don't want to talk about his soul. Whatever his soul is, he's lost man. Yeah, it's gone. It was fucking, it's crazy and it's sad how fucking like, how shitty this dude was. And then, I mean, looking in his face and shit, you're like, something's wrong. Like, something was insanely wrong. I wonder what brings someone to go for a Faustian.

Because you gotta be like, you gotta think that you're gonna be something. You gotta think you know way more than you know. It's like, oh yeah, you know, make me the god, make me famous. It's like, you don't, you don't want that, brother. You're making a deal with the de fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking devil. It's this tenacious D movie all about it. For real. Yeah, we just, just putting some things to bed in my head, Faustian bargain, figured out what the fuck that means. Ken used it in a sentence.

And the Zepp stuff, I just fucking, I get my rocks off to some music fucking. So I'm sorry about that. Get it out of your sister, I th, I of my sis, but it was really sad when I saw a fucking Robert Plant's kid died. That shit fucked me up. Yeah, right. Kid was literally like five years old. Had a good today, had a good run. Had a good run.

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thinking about that shit. Like I drive around thinking like I can't give into the darkness and the negativity because then they'll win. For real? And I'm like, if I can turn my ship around, like everyone can. You know what I mean? That's all I keep thinking, like, I have to do this for the team. Dude, I 100% agree with you. I'm out here. I went out on dates with fucking witches and I got stricken with fucking sickness. I lost my mind a few weeks back, dude. I'm getting fucking shit put on me. And I'm trying to be, I'm trying to be, that's for the patron. Don't be rude. That is for the Friday episode. We won't talk about that right now. You have a temperature. I'm man of the coach. Yeah, it was crazy. Like dude, every time Trump, remember when Trump had COVID and all the witches were on Twitter, putting fucking sigils all under his pictures and shit? The shit was fucking bazaar. I feel like a phase for all chicks, dude. Is it really? I'm pretty sure, man. I'm, th. There's, th. There's, th. T. I'm, th. T. I'm a, th. I'm a, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. T. th. th. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. I, t. I's. I'm, t. I'm, t. I'm, toda. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. I'm pretty sure, man. There's so many girls that I've like

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Yeah, that's a tough one though. Yeah, I was just fucking, I was real phased by all that shit. I never knew the shit about the sigils. I know a kid who has a tattothe spiritual realm. Think about how many kids carve that shit in their desk, put that shit on the back of their car. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's something in, especially like when you see like how obsessed all these people

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Yeah, voluntarily. Yeah. No bueno for me. But dude, I have a fucking clip to show you that it will ties you and it ties into these fucking weird Satanist people and the spells that are being cursed. And like they're going absolutely bat shit at the, um, at the, whatever that is, capital hill for the fucking Roe v. Wade shit. And then they like, they want you to take them seriously. I mean, that just can't be good. No way. Like, there's like, I've heard all, like, my whole life, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like my whole life. I've heard all the arguments and stuff and I just can't it just can't be good dude There's no way in hell that is beneficial to society Whatsoever I just don't see it like I can't figure it out

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She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. Could you... That's rugged, man. That's really... Like this chick is twirking in front of people that are just trying not to get babies killed and fake jerking off on them, be like, why can't I get an abortion? It's like, okay, we'll make an exception. You can get as many as you want. Just don't make any more of you, you're wretched, fucking hore. Yeah, they're just going down this, like, there's chicks doing that and like, there's no redeeming qualities about these people that are fighting for it and like, I get the fucking rape shit, but like, if you are... I don't.

What do you mean? I don't get it. I get how that could be an argument. Because I know you're literally killing someone. But like, in their fucked up brains, I can understand how maybe that's a their, you're putting all your time and effort into it, something's fucked up. And then like, we sit there saying, like, what do we got to do to get pussy? If this is it, I will stay in cell for the rest of my life. If you go to these fucking events, and this happens to your voice because of screaming,

you've lost the plot and you should restart. I will not be stopped. This guy's talking about abortion. Two microphones in so. We are the most powerful force in this earth. Dude, I mean, what's going on, man? Like, there's no way you could do that and feel comfortable with yourself unless you're heavily medicated. I'm just, all of this stuff confuses me like, why doesn't anybody have to work? I barely have time to do anything. Yeah. You know what I mean? And it's like, what is this? And dude, I don't, how does it do to get that passionate about this?

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sense. What do you mean? Like dude he was betrayed as a youth. Tiberius, the emperor, killed his dad. His dad was next in line. Right. So like, he was paranoid from as a child. So you want to keep it in house. He wanted to keep it in house, Egyptian style with sissy. And then the first sissy was not getting, she was not conceiving. So then he moved on to the next sister. So he he he he he he he he he he, he he, he he, he he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, the he, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, th, was, th. th. th. the was, thi, thi, thi, tog. He was, tog. He was, thi, thi, was, was, they was, they was, they was, wasthen the next sister. So he had like a three sister quad triad relationship of Bays going on for a while.

Oh my god. But in the movie like they don't do that. It's just the one Drusilla sister is in the movie and then Helen Mirren is one of the chicks and I was like, all right, I'll just watch Helen Mirren naked, but I had to suffer through a ton of fucking insane shit to say it. Yeah, you're out here acting like you're in fucking second grade as if porn doesn't exist. Just suffering through the dayks. I was just like, this might be cool, you know? It's a bad movie. I mean, I would assume. tool is hilarious in it. He's like, little fishies swim my little fishies.

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I don't know. I mean, in the 1800s when they made the nation states, like, it kind of brew. Like, there was trouble brewing for a while. Really? And it was like, thrown. Yeah, that was like 50 years of like why is this here? Why is this not ours? That must have been like an OG Davos then. Yeah, oh yeah, definitely. That's fuck. Imagine trying to pull that is just crazy. Yeah, they did a there's been a bunch of Davos's dude. Really? The elites are always doing this. Yeah, it makes zero sense, but speaking of elites. Did you see the Will Smith thing? that was fucking? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? the? the? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, the. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the, did you see the Will Smith thing? Come on, man.

No, it was fucking into you. Bro, speaking of elites, I was fucking bullshit with Dom at work and he gave me like his history of golf. It's fucking fascinated, broo. What do you mean? Like, I don't know how true this is. This is just Dom sitting on an empty five-gall bucket, hitting me with the history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history the history,, hitting me with the history of golf. This is a shit I live for. Fucking, so sailors used to roll up to Scotland, and they had to walk like three miles into the town.

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Say they'd be playing and there'd be a bunch of sheep, the sheep would like the sheep would like keep the grass real low. Yeah. Or like they would eat the grass too low and it would make like, it would just be sand. You know what I mean? And that's how the sand traps started, yeah. It's fucking wild. Then I watched the whole thing about like, uh, all the different like golf clubs that they used to get shit out of like five inches of grass. Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, yeah. That is fucking insane. And it didn't become like an elite thing until the late 1800s. Yeah, that's what like, there's, there's a, there's a, like, especially over there. It's, it's, golf, it's fucking ancient. It started out. How old? Like, what are we're talking? A bunch of of stick games where they would just kind of be like just two dudes with two dudes with sticks being like yo man I can hit that like and then you're hitting a rock and you're like I could hit that tree. Oh fucking cooks call me twice you're good good so it's like you'd be like all right dude I could hit that tree over there and it's literally just the evolution of that game it is fucking hilarious it they're like it break, now Phil Michelson like broke away, he's in Dubai playing,

whatever the fuck. That shit's hilarious. I love it dude. Yeah, I love Phil. I always bet on them. It's, didn't you win? Uh, a couple times. A couple.

Yeah, the, uh, them, that. Like they're just throwing shit and like being strong man it's fucking amazing. Yeah pretty much like maybe like a hundred fifty years after Braveheart is what I'm talking about. Where they're walking into the town yeah. Like that's the duck golf is like fucking 14-500s. Imagine just having your stick game take off. Yep. That would probably if they could see it today you know would probably be fucking me. They would be fucking mind fucking. Oh yeah. Yeah, but the shit I was gonna say was the, the bro, the Biden who fell? Not the buddy. I legitimately, like, Brogan and then were talking about it yesterday on that episode,

I don't know how an 80-year-old boy is falling like that, not really fucking hurting. So you don't think it's him. It must be. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, I the, I the, th, th, the, th, the, th, but, but, but, but, the, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the shit, the shit, the shit, the shit, the shit, the shit, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the shit, the shit, the shit, the shit like that, not really fucking hurting. So you don't think it's him? It must be, I don't know, like he must have a million fucking body doubles this point. You see like there's so much shit on his face being fucking... Yeah, well also like when my grandpa was in his leather jacket face, he could have done anything. He would go on walks. The cops would be like three miles from his house with just a t-shirt on in the winter.

Whim-hoff. Yeah, well, what I'm saying is like Biden could fall, be bruised to fuck, elbow to the ankle, and not know it. And just being kind of like a weird shock, like dude when you're that old and you're that fucked up, like, you're like pain receptors, nerves, everything's on slow motion. like your like pain receptors, nerves, everything's on slow motion. So he could have fell, pop back up, and like been in a ton of weird pain and not known it. True. Yeah, like just from watching my pop-off when he was like late 70s, that dude used to crush

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Hey man, to each their own. Speaking of fucking pervert- Hunter's a bit of a Caligula. For real, bro, I was literally just about to say that. Little boots. That, we spent an entire car ride from the suburbs, the suburb of Hunter Biden getting a foot job. She didn't th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, the thi, thi, thi, thui, thui, thoom, thi, their, thi, thi, their their thoom, thoom, thoom, their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He, th. He, th. He, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their thi, thi, thi, thi. Hea, thea. Hea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, thi. Hea, thi, trying to find a video of Hunter Biden getting a foot job. She didn't know her foot could do that. Dude I watched it on my big screen. Okay. Turned the fucking volume all the way up to other people with me. He 100% says, hey

nattie look. Yeah, I know. And then proceeds to rub his seamen on his stomach. Yeah, and she says I didn't know my foot could do that. And I don't think whores say that. I think teenagers say that because horrors know what foot jobs do. Well, you hired them for that. They're very capable of doing those things. But that video, I mean, it is just a matter of time until this shit comes out. And I will tell I'm fucking blue in the face this man is raping his fucking niece please someone fucking do something about this like it is absolutely fucking clown world insanity that that shit is going on this is what the Romans did they went in the they went in the they went in the streets and they did

graffiti all over the walls like literally saying the same shit. What? Caligula's fucking his sister? Like what the fuck? They held incest as the highest taboo in Roman culture. Overbeciality? Overbecialty and pedophilia. Incest was like the one no-no. So like when Caligula busted it out, all of like the elites and the senators were like, yo, bro, and he like went nuts. He made, he was trying to make himself a living god, make people worship Drusilla. I mean, he goes nuts.

He starts talking to fucking horses and stuff. But I don't know, the historian said that he gets a bad rap and that some of it might be fake news. Right. True. I mean it is... He had a lot of enemies. There was like a crazy fucking conspiracy. He had two major conspiracies against him to try to kill him. Like, oh, to try to murder him? Yeah. He survived two coups. It is one of them involved his sister. It's called the conspiracy, three thia thia conspiracy.. thia thia conspiracy. thia thia thia thia thi conspiracy. thi conspiracy. thi conspiracy. thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the their their their their their their their their, their th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, th. He. He. He. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the. the. theeeeean. thean. thean. thean. theeat. the. theeat, the. He had the. He was, he was, he wasthe three daggers or something it's fucking crazy. Those like I miss this is what I miss about old TV just because I haven't watched it in so fucking long when you were

scrolling through channels and I saw a dramatization I'm staying on that for at least 20 minutes. This reminds me of old TV I already watched this like three years ago I just put it back on just I just put shit on TV. Is it the Roman Empire thing on Netflix? Yeah I just put it on while I'm doing crosswords you know. Something the fucking key the brain occupied. Yeah when I'm playing, I'm just trying not to think about death. I put on fucking I got all punthauts. I got all pumped because I was bitching to shame the shame about how Louis doesn't have the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. th. to. th. th. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm just just just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm with Bobby Kelly. An absolute unit, by the way. And fucking sitting there, and they're like, oh dude, this is back on streaming. So I got it.

And I started watching it and like, dude, when I watched it the first time, I must have been 27, 28. And I was like, this is the funniest show. And Matt had brought us to see him live and I was like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, like, th, th, th... th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. 'd never see it. You know the crazy thing was I've never seen a comedy show. I saw Jimmy Fallon once. Really? He opened up, you know, some guy at, I went to a Westchester for a semester and they had a comedy show. Yeah. And a guy from Downing Town opened up and he did like a bunch of like songs and like did like local jokes and we all thought he was funny. I was stoned out of my fucking mind me and Kev from up North ate a bunch of fucking weed brownies dude so I don't know how real any of this is right right right right but a fucking Jimmy Fallon got up and he started

doing his hokey shit and he was a he was this was before he was on Saturdays live he was doing a comedy tour of the colleges did you ever see that show th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. tho the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I I I th. th. I th. I I I th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. ever see that show? What was that fucking show? Oh yeah, I'm dying up here. Whatever the P. The, the, yeah, I'm gonna tell you the guy. So, he was doing that tour. And he got booed off the fucking stage at West. Me and me and Kev were sitting up front.

Are you serious? He was fucking insane. But anyway, that was my first comedy show. Second one where you said they called him a faggot? Yeah, everyone just, I didn't, maybe I said something, I don't know. But, fucking. You were high on pot. Yeah, I mean, he was like, you know, he was like kind of our age. Yeah. You know, he really did come shy guy. I think. Oh yeah. Just fucking pissing me off. Jesus. So you had to give him an insult. Dude, I'm not going to tell stories about this deaf kid.

He's fucking hilarious. Anyway, I can heal the booze. Oh, fucking. Joke for one person. Yeah, sorry. Apologies. What do you call it? But then my next comedy show was Louis. Are you fucking kidding a decade later? Holy fuck. You know what I mean? Like so I saw Louis. Matt, Matt took me to see Louis and I was like, this is awesome. Yeah. I was like, this is so great

to see. So that was like my second one. But then when I saw the show I was like, this is hilarious. I re the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the tho tho the tho tho tho tho the to see. So that was like my second one. But then when I saw the show I was like, this is hilarious. I re-watched it and it's so depressing. Louis's like just talking about being old. Yeah. And it's all the shit I think about and say, I don't know if he incepted this in my fucking mind or what. But like, the egg may have been planted. all this depressing shit about how like life's just getting worse and worse and it's never going to get better. And like the best days are gone every day is going to be worse. And it's exponential. And I'm like sitting there watching me like, I've said this shit. You know what I mean? To everyone I know. I say this to Matt and Shane. And uh...

What an idiot? What do you call it? He's on stage and he's like, I'm 41. And I'm like, holy shit, dude. I thought, I would have thought he was like older than that. Yeah, you know what I mean? Looking back on it, he seemed like, to is a lot of fucking like somber walking and shit like that. But anyway, I fucking bought his last special. James was like, dude, check out his last special.

I bought it. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Also though, made me think about dying again. He's talks about this shit like brazenly, dude. Yeah. And I'm not built for it, dude. Like, by myself, I'm I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the thean. thean. thean. to to thean. thean. thean. thean. the where I was like on the on my side cracking up and uh but yeah man when he's when he's going off about like dying and getting older and stuff I'm getting like a physical feeling of like fear yeah and like no I don't want to think about this

close that door and then like he's like telling jokes and the whole crowd's laughing, and I'm just all quiet at home and like a catastrophic death spiral of thought. Tears running down your face like, yeah, but we. That's yours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, speaking of which, brood, the tod, right? Yeah, yeah. Everyone wants to talk about coronavirus, everyone talks about Trump coming back.

What? And mind you, I don't know if this is in the Midwest. I know Idaho went hard as fuck on it. We said it on a previous podcast. This could be 5G. These things, wiping out these animals, could be 5G. The shit of you pointing at me and going, mind you, is killing me. I'm just telling me. These... Mind you.

You see the birds die from 5G all the time. No one's talking, 5G came and fucking went. You gotta see HUD. What's HUD? HUD is the movie with Paul Newman where they fucking where they fucking where they're fucking my book yeah yeah yeah but I see those fucking pictures and something doesn't sit right with me dude I'll guy follow your gut man I got by them is strong I have a 5g bug I'm not like I'm real fucking

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They're completely lost. People are like Vax and triple-boosted and they'll get sick. Yeah. Like my buddy, he got COVID. After being vaccinated. After being vaccinated and after having that as a requirement for his wedding. I'm sorry. It's just like it's real annoying because you can't even break someone's balls on that shit and mind you I'm not fuckinggging, but I was out this weekend, yeah, my off Shriv, yeah, I'll get into on Friday, yeah. But I went right up to this chick, and like we started talking, and I'm like, I am on, like we were talking, my one buddy's like, oh, this is cool. It's like, I on vaccine just as the fucking you guys know immediately dude we're done with this conversation fuck you all over friends fucking hate me all this shit it's crazy man didn't matter dude after fucking five minutes

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Ventilators don't fucking help people. That's fire with fire, bro. Sorry, didn't work. Still, I remain a victor. You were just blowing on the kindling there. You know what I mean? Oh my god, opposites attract. Anyway, here's another fucking weird clip from Biden. You guys are like the the the the the the the the then, thuuine th. You are are th. You are th. thuine. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thus. thus. thus. thus. thoom. thi. thi. thus. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoes. thoes. thoes. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I thea. I thea. I t. I t. t. t. t. t. t. t. together. toda. today. t. t. t. thea the end. Congress criticizing me today for high gas prices in America.

Are you now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine? Yes. Are you saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin? Are you saying that we would rather have lower gas prices in America and Putin's iron fist in Europe? I don't believe that. Insane, dude. This is what's going on in the news now. We need UFOs.

Like that's what it is. Like, I don't give a fuck about the Ukraine. Like, give me buck twenty nine. That, when you're a little kid, that shit happens all the time and the training wheel stop it. What? Like the bike, like the training wheels stop it. That's what they're for. You know what I mean? Just that kind of a fall.

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and like this hard-o mentality where they can fuck people up. It's just like a really cool history, like, it's always been like that. In the 80s they had like a movie. I can't remember the name of this, I'm gonna. I'm gonna thi the the this this this the this this th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus, thi's like thi's like thi. I'm gonna thi. I'm gonna thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. they they're they can't they can, it's like all the weird, like French hats and the skinny shirts and all that. And I can't remember the name of this. I fucked a chick that was obsessed with, was obsessed. Ass the pussy, dude, you gotta tell me the motho.

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Oh, yeah, they ride bikes. Yeah, your dad's a bike from Philadelphia. He just goes on fun fun fun fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking from fucking Philadelphia, all the way to fucking AC. And he just goes on fun, fucking trips. So if you're gonna tell me you're fucking light in the world on fire, throwing on fucking ass pads and spandex and shit, dude, get the fuck over yourself. You know what else is fucking nuts that I've seen them? Oh shit, what are you trying to look up? I want to look up the name of that bike movie. Oh, yeah, dude, and like they get like shit talked by fucking bikers when they're on their

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with this film. Dude, save the pussy stories for the patron for a love of fucking God. Sorry. There's too many. I was like very young she was like telling me all about like breaking away so cool and Fleetwood Mac and Lindsey, Stevie Nix is so cool, Lindsay fucking out. And I was like, yeah, this is so cool. Yeah. I also love Bruce Bringsheen. And before we sign off for the night, I just want to keep going man.

I fucking. I fucking believe in conspiracy theories. But when I fucking go on Matt and Shane's subreddit and I see a whole post about how this whole podcast is a siop and we're really getting pussy. You gotta be out of your mind. I just didn't get pussy since November, broo. What was it? What were they saying? We're just putting on an in-sell thing to appease people? Dude, I'm not an i've literally gotten more pussy than Matt. Dude on record on record all three your brothers okay I've had four living I have four long relationships yeah they know they talk about they know

you for two years dude yeah I mean an hour you don't know me bro exactly exactly okay bro fucking tell them dude shit pisses me off when I see that stuff, and then it starts to make me believe all my conspiracy. I'm just having a tough time right now in our current fucking climate. Yeah. And I'm, you know, things are not, things don't feel good. Yeah. You know what I mean? I did listen for adult life. Let's just say I understand why it's called getting lucky. You're well versed in the female anatomy. I'm just saying that it's getting lucky but you're lucky. If you found a babe you're lucky. Yes. It's dark. It's cold. No flashlights either.

Yeah. I'm in a cave on Tattooing. Why did the Obi-Wan fuck you up so about? You know they're gonna come up to my neck, dude. No one care. No one care. People fuck with Star Wars. I fuck with Star Wars.

All I'm saying, their girls out therethere. I know that. It's just hard to find them right now. And like you said, They're either Jedi or Sif. Yes. There's no in between. Nobody's living in the real world anymore. Yes. No, that's thrown. Nobody's living in the real world anymore. Yes, I would say so. That's I mean, I know that's what a crazy person would say too. So I'm aware of that. Yeah, that's just that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th that's th that's that's th that's th th th th that's th th th th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I's th. I's th. th. I's th. I th. th. th. their their th. I the. I's their their their their their the crazy person would say too. So I'm aware of that. Yeah, that's just in regards to. It's just you get in this world where, I'll give you an example. I was talking to a girl chubby chubby. And I'm texting her on hinge or whatever. And pretty much straight out of the bat, she's like, so what are you into? What are you into? do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, that, I, I, that, I, I'm, that, that,uriating would you like books music podcasts stuff like that?

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Yeah, I mean. I'm sure there's crystals in home remedies coming down the pike. But then, so I'm saying, you know, it's just the facial hair is a tough one to get past. Right. Wax it. For me. Yeah, I mean, dude, I'm never going to know it's there. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, just fucking. I can't talk. Just hit that shit.

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You can't be hit me with that. Like, I, second grade a mind-melter. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't know the guy. You're kind of like- I was in first grade and I was already like, this is my girlfriend. Obviously. I tried to go out with the same chick for like fucking years.

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