WAR MODE - Matt Attack
Episode Date: July 18, 2021Brother Matt Joins us. www.patreon.com/Warmode...
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You're a man, you're the last man.
Your kind is extinct, you're the Earth, inhalers.
The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth.
How peaceful it looks.
Oh, me.
Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings. I am the Martian Ambassador.
Are you for real?
This sounds like crazy shit.
The second lockdowns are being announced around the world,
and then there'll be another one and another one.
This is never going to end.
They've gone on-identified flying objects.
Are they real?
That's crazy.
They don't know what the fuck it is.
They know that it was jamming their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the don't know what the fuck it is. They don't know what it is.
They know that it was jamming their radar.
I'm not a believer, but you know, I guess anything's possible.
They can only keep us under control by keeping us in a five-sense prison in the kingdom
of the blind, the one I've managed to keep him.
I'm here to discuss the so-called flying saucers.
Maybe these aren't super intelligent beings, you know what I mean?
Maybe they're like hillbilly aliens.
You're a fucking degenerative retard.
You're a fucking son of a useless woman.
You will be assimilated.
Lies about astronomy. Lies about astronomy.
Lies about mathematics.
Lies about the universe.
Everything have been lies.
SIRAN, goodbye.
We love you.
They're not telling the truth.
They were not taught the truth.
What would I have done?
Yeah. I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly the truth, they were not taught the truth. What would I have done? I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11.
How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald?
Who's going to investigate the investigators?
Who's going to investigate the prosecutors?
Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold them accountable?
Who's going to hold us public officials accountable?
And that's all we're trying to do here,
in addition to trying to find the truth.
Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened?
Yes or no?
All right, number two.
And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take off firearms.
We can give you the jail.
Secretary Clinton.
It's only just begun.
Woo!
Woo! Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo.
Woo, woo.
Is it?
Today, remember when they did the, um, they did that bill for the COVID, the COVID-relief
bill, like, they snuck in the U.S.O. disclosure.
That's today.
Damn.
Did anything come out about yet or not?
I don't know the aliens made to come with a storm last night, dude.
That storm was fucking.
That was nuts.
Dude, that storm was, I watched it last night.
Yeah, thanks.
Thank you for the megalith, dude. It stopped a lot of the mud.
Yes, dude.
they at like 730A. Have you been to that place? Digging up cobs. How'd your backyard survive last night?
They washed my stones and it looks good.
No, I didn't get any water in my basement.
I leveled my yard.
I fought it last night.
I got up on all my roofs.
Did you really?
I was out bare foot. just like bug out because when you get hit with a flash flood like that, small roof fills up.
Dude that happened in my bathroom right there.
My vent for my, I vend in my fart fan, it's not high enough and the fucking leaves jammed
out the corner and literally just started pouring into my bathroom.
Damn.
Spurke I got it like right when I happened though.
Dude, I was, no, I'm a touched my phone? Oh, that's me. Yeah, man, last night, flash flooded and like I had leveled my yard.
I don't, you know, I don't really know what I'm doing.
So I was like waiting for my basement just to start flooding and be like, I fucked up my yard.
I ruined it.
No.
Bavaria's fucked right.
I mean, you're a bad. Body bag. Crazy, like biblical floods. Near Germany, I thought, yeah. Like under Germany.
What do you? You're hungry? I think? Yeah, I know that is even a country.
I thought it was a part of Germany. Yeah, I was pumped. I was out this morning just digging up
cobblestones. There's these like little perfect square chunks of granite.
Yeah, dude, that whole, that whole thing that is by your house?
Yeah.
There's a factory floor under that grass.
There's giant like marble steps.
Yeah, man.
There's all kinds of cool shit under there.
And when they start to build or whatever they're going to do with that, it's just an
excavator. You're gonna be out there. I'm gonna be out there. I'm gonna give them a fist, go hold, and just go snag stuff from.
I wish it was like a way you could get like a little mini,
like a handheld pallet jack type thing
where you could just carry a bunch of stones back here.
Holy shit, brood, looks like Venice.
What the fuck?
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Dude, I just got the inside scoop there.
I was in Fairmount last night.
What you got?
They were just saying that everyone's like making a big stink about that place.
Making the appointments?
They don't want them built.
There's no parking in Fairmountain.
I'm pro as pro as many buildings as possible.
You support big and little business. Walmart.
Well, that's a feel everyone might fire.
I was thinking about yesterday at Target, man.
I was watching that self-checkout go down at Target.
There's two people on it.
They have like a whole square, like maybe like four lanes.
Yeah.
Well, watch me.
I was watching these people just rape.
their store yeah I stopped going to CVS okay you got a cost I chipped last night because I found out about
go puff and that people like me should have I offered dude no I was just
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that's I need to watch dude like especially it's pretty much base shit slam it they're out of control man what you get a go buff
It's a little ctc okay what little cereal
Really I that's like I just I'm fucked up yeah I got no sleep you got to leave grab pop up
Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm so fucked up man I'm just like just to read the box denial of death fucking working no sleep go to sleep last night
dude you crushed a whole box of fucking ctc yeah dude I did that for years like
this is my drugs man it's not anymore fuck you cop you cop last I'm going away
on vacation I'll be a new dude you go to fucking central PA for a few
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Uh, like, do what you want, do what I want?
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Well, never really.
I mean, but the last time I had a good time was 2009.
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What's the vacay gonna be?
I'm gonna go down the beach for a couple days.
And I'm gonna go to New York for,
I'm gonna go to New York, upstate New York,
and I'm gonna go to the city.
I'm gonna hit the city store like that. And wow, I felt like Nakeda Cruise Chef.
I was like, walking around like, we have all this stuff in America,
like, it was crazy, dude.
What?
What?
What?
It's, dude, the little neighborhood, theymeat, city one, the little neighborhood.
The little ones sucked, the thii. Walmart. What? They have Sam Walton for Walmart won it just tiny little neighborhood Walmarts to sell produce and when he died his fucking kids
stabbed him in the back and built super centers. Venomous. He would be rolling
in his grave right now. And his one of his daughters apparently got in trouble
for cheating at school. One of the Walton's guy called cheating in school.
They went to Brinne. I think they one of them went to school with Brittany? I think one of them went to Missou, yeah. Weird. Yeah.
What are you saying?
I mean, what are you saying?
I just thought they'd all be in like, Yale's.
No, there's Hawking, like soap, dude.
They're not geniuses.
Yeah, I don't know.
But now you would think, you this. It's the same like having a dog. It's like, you think, when you have a dog, you can't afford, and you just, you just make
a way, you just buy the stuff you need.
Yeah, I guess, dude.
But you just, you need, like, you know, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like,
I need to get food. No, a kid couldn't live the way I live. You know? Especially with the denial of death, dude.
I'm just like, I ignore most of my physicality.
I mean, I've been living upstairs for so long.
Now I'm like a dual person.
You're identified with the self.
I was cracking the fuck up because there's a part in the book
when the dude starts talking about like, we're worms, we're gods with anuses. And I start cracking the fuck up because, dude, there's a saying, I didn't know this was normal.
My dad tells a story all the time.
When I was a little kid, I took my diaper off and I painted my walls.
With my shit.
That's shit.
That happens.
That happens.
It's like a what the fuck is this? Oh, God, this is gross. I gotta fuck with this stuff. That's fucking the skull.
Like first of all, that's like the oil stage,
the anal stage, from the Freudian stages of development.
First, you're all just about sucking, dude.
It's all you want to do is suck, dude.
Suck titte.
I think, suck, I titted, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, the second one. I probably skipped that one. He went right to the phallic stage. Yeah, you were just about your tick. For girls though.
This is double trouble dude. This is like Stevie Ray. This is Jimmy.
Dude, this is fucked up. Yeah. But no, you can uh, I'm telling you man, once you, when you start
taking dumps, that's when a child gets its first sense of competence. So you were like, you get your start controlling the universe. Exactly. Your shit, you're like, I can fucking do this and you just started smearing it
and making cool stuff. I forgot all these lessons that I learned and now I'm back. Now I'm back in
the pits. You got a shit dude. I was thinking of starting a retreat center. You know,
do ever see the viral videos of like all the times? Yeah. No, I don't watch his video. There's so many, if you watch like Paul Check, not Paul Chek, but a certified health
nut does it all the time.
Is that the dude who smacks his balls in the fire?
Yeah, yeah.
Certified Health thu?
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another dimension. It's like dude that's a rugged cop you're going so hard coping that you
literally went to another dimension to make this makes sense your wife.
Your wife's getting loud by another dude.
That dick is huge give me some DMT. That dick is huge. Give me some DMT. Paul Checks and they're like, I mean, I have two wives and, I mean, if you don't know
how to do, it's like, Ryan, a horse will spay in half.
It's like, would you guys fucking chill?
Like, chill with the fucking immediately two girlfriends.
They're far out, dude.
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Yeah, it's like, they're mystical cause they're jacked.
Dude, like if you're, if you're, it's hard to hear this dude.
It's hard to bruiser, dude. If I, if I looked at myself in the mirror and I was like, damn, like if you can look at
yourself and be like, man, I'm kind of like a god.
That's how you get mystical.
If I look at myself, I go, I have one small mirror, it doesn't even do my whole
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That's beast, dude.
Just accept bruise or status.
No, you're not supposed to be cut.
You could just be an absolute. I mean, just walk around like that. I'm sure Aubrey would have some audit for you, dude.
Would you take it?
Would you get shredded if they gave you pills?
What do you mean? Yeah, fucking, obviously.
If it didn't fuck my junk up, all that shit jams your piece.
All that shit?
That's all those like steroids and shit like that?
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Yeah.
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Someone told me that.
Who?
What are my boys, dude?
I don't know.
What my boys back in college?
I don't believe that at all.
But I think it troubles you take it never did. Yeah, I'm not a big I'm not a big sup head I used to take stops when I was younger but now it's like nothing my stuffs are mushrooms and coffee
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I've done this before.
If you lose a day, I've done this before.
If you lose a day, if you lose it.
It's just a to go to sleep. I mean, do you even get panic to that point?
There's guys that are not, if you're not used to being that fucked up, you're like, if you're not
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Yeah, that's weird too.
Yeah, like do you that take six, seven, eight grams, nothing.
Yeah, I think did I tell you about the guy who I gave weed tincture to?
I gave him like a decent amount.
He was like, he's horked the bottle.
No, his friend, he, kind of,
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just take a couple droppers.
And he was like, yeah, yeah, whatever, blah,
dude, I like went and talked and talked and talked and he was like,
I took six shots of tak shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots six shots. He was like, I just kept getting higher, bro. He's like, I've done acid by myself, I've done mushrooms, I do Molly pretty regularly.
I can go by myself to a club on mushrooms. I don't freak out, bro. He was like, I was in my kitchen.
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I'm so high.
He just thought people were going to come take him.
Yeah, it was like I'm too high.
I lost my mind.
And he just sat to talk.
the the tapapapap. It was like a sober thought too, like, no one's gonna let me be me. Like, no one lets, like, it's amazing that they let me out.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But now that I'm older, I'm just afraid of death.
I'm just afraid of getting sick and getting old and like people have to take care of it.
Yeah, like, if you give me a ready, yeah. I'm just afraid of fucking- You're ready to go back.
It's my fate.
True, of course.
Everyone shares the fate.
Ah, dude, sorry, man.
Pretty much all I think about is death.
No, no, I think about this constantly.
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obliterated and have to do it all again.
Fuck dude. So if you if you can sit there if you're going Ramma Ramma
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Some of them do it prematurely and just leave their bodies.
See, the Donald Deathbook's also cracking me up that you look at your dad and you're like,
that's cool, Dix are cool, you look at your mom and you look at your mom.
You look at your mom, you're like,
Dude, I'm just, I remember being in the shower. I remember being in a shower, just head level with the bush being like, I remember watching
the wood or drift from it and be like, what the fuck is going on?
What is that?
Yeah, little kids.
I was like, I was like three showering my mom.
I was like, I was like, trying to try to toub.
too something like dad? Real young. I was like he had a fucking gorilla figure.
What?
I was talking about like cool stuff like shattering my mom.
Chowd with your dad rules, dude.
Do you can share with your dad, broz in the fucking shower?
Fuck's good with you with that.
He said, Dad stopped with you.
I would never trouble. I think I told you before I got in trouble. I was humping mom when I was
real little.
Chill. I was like three. I was laying, I were four or so. I was laying there and I remember just
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And I just kept jamming her and she goes, stop.
And I was just like, I'll make a mental note, that was kind of nice.
I remember just being like this feels pleasant.
And then I had my second earliest memory as I walked out, I was in Havertown.
And I walked down the driveway and just threw a rocket in a car and it honked its horn. And I went, huh, and I ran inside.
Those are your two memories?
Two earliest, that and I had a dream about the hamburger or chasing me.
Three earliest memories of life.
I remember being on my thoeys.
You know that underneath the underpass to go. But I was like probably three. Sick memory. Yeah. When do we go to Disneyland?
Uh, that's when I was when I cut my lip. So I was probably in like second grade maybe?
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In the hotel rooms, I remember having a dream that the bedroom you guys were in.
A wolf came in but it was on the first floor of a house and I fucking hit in that big ass closet
that was like the weird like attic type thing.
Yeah. And it came in an A.B. I'll never forget the dream always remember. So I think that's in the denial death kids having fucking wild dreams
And also all these people told me on all these people told me on all these people all these people to tell me this book.
You should check it out. It's fucking it's crazy. What's it about? Basically about how the? Basically about how? the bottom of all of our fears and all of our yearnings and doings is us coping with our ultimate demise.
Makes me feel normal because I was fucking bugging for a while.
Yeah, so it was just a cope.
Everything's just death.
Everyone always says cope.
I'm more into transcend.
It's more, you can transcend it though.
If you accept it, you transcend it, it's not a cope.
Yeah, it's like we ate the apple, we got the knowledge, and then we have to live, like we're doing this right now, this is insane for animals.
We're animals, look at what we're doing.
Yeah.
This is fucking nuts.
Dude, why are we doing this?
You guys are a lot of weed, huh?
I'm like, I'm on server, man.
I'm on server.
That's what it is, I was watching, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, like, this must have been fucking terrifying for people. That's why they believe in God. Yeah, it was shaking the earth. It was shaking my house
and I was, I had the same thoughts. I was sitting there like, yeah, I sat there and watched
you last night. I was sitting there out by my door just like, this is phenomenal.
The sky's fucking electricity right now. harness that back in the day. There's no, I was saying that, I was like, I was like, dude, there's no way. They didn't figure out that's the most power in the world.
They definitely did not, they definitely didn't just leave that alone. What?
Gigawatts. They definitely didn't just leave that alone. Yeah, they definitely didn't just leave that. Yeah, Bill. Yeah, the Florida trip was sick, dude. We went that, we that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their. that's. their that's. Yeah, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their, the most, yeah, the most, yeah, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah, the most. Yeah remember that. Yeah, they knew some lady down in like South Carolina we stayed at her house. Dad's a fucking ramble man dude. True. He would do some weird shit.
He went on something that I always call him gay for. He went on a diving excursion in Florida
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Yeah.
I don't think gave about being scuba certified.
I mean to go there on a trip with some random dude.
I think, but it was a weird.
Yeah, it was kindthe fucking tool.
Dude, I was thinking like we are, I'm listening to that book and it's like, I think we're
the most disconnected and the most, like we think we're immortals more than any other
generation. Because if you listen to the Gen Xers, dude, they think, they're
legit think they're going to live to to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that that that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to to be going to going to be going to going to the way we live our lives, like food on the reg, like all this shit, there's no
real like, first world, or at least there's no terror. And the plastic surgery shit.
Well I mean that's another, that's a whole nother world of like the shit I was saying, like if you look in the mirror and you feel like if you look in a the the mirror, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah, that's all that shit is. You know what I mean? Like, they're chasing immortality.
That's just bizarre though.
Well, there's a lot of low-key plastic surgery now chicks get.
That's insane.
People got it was a big deal.
There's chicks in their 20s getting fillers, man.
Quietly getting the chick, for 10 grand, it's like. When they park outside of that place, that's probably like a dude parking outside the wash, dude.
True.
Like a young chick going into like a bioderm facelift thing?
Dude, what?
I'm gonna start a place.
I'm gonna start one when they come in just fucking.
Oh, I just do yoga and eat.
they're getting butt lifts.
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Talk way too loud.
Get pecking, have to start.
You need to start talking about.
Get pecking ad implants.
I'm about to put a bucket on Maui's kick back on the beach, dude.
Get peckin' ab implants to're real, touch them.
If we made a pot of money, I would literally give 30 grand a spay to get a height increase.
I want to get stem cells.
How do they do height increase?
It's like 30 g's right?
What?
Um, it's 80. It's 80 to get six inches.
Six inches, dude.
What? You'd be taller levy. I'm only 510. Yeah, you would look like one of like the eighth graders in a cartoon, you know, like all the eighth graders are way bigger than the fourth graders.
It's only how what do they do graft bone? They cut your shins?
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It's like you're going to sleep, buddy.
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I don't get big.
Have you been hitting the gym?
I went once this week.
I'm going to you.
Me?
Yeah.
I'm telling you, my workouts now I've just been carrying stones.
I dig them up from the lot across the street.
We already do times.
Did you really?
I was soaked, dude.
I had like a tank on and like some real short shorts.
No, I had a-
We had to wear clothes on them.
Pants I was, at first, I'm beached,
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Yeah, it's just, you crack it and you just see a brown drip. Just start coming down.
I just had to sit there with my mouth clothes, fucking hit as hard as I can until it cracked,
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Yes.
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You just ate like vitamins.
I just went home and took a shower.
I was like, fuck this.
Yeah, that's pretty gross.
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You gotta stay close though.
I gotta say close to my wife.
Every time I'd like meander off because it was her, then like one of her friends.
Who's your poonouns?
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Huh?
Young poohts?
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Like even like you don't even want to go underwater.
It's like like like I like touched a dude's foot and he was like
he was like I'm the shark I'm the shark.
Dude, it's like what you had it like to turn your head to the side like it's
perfect paradise dude. I mean I was in there just like that is a wild place to be by yourself. I was luckily I was there, yeah. Was there any solo guys?
Nah, I didn't see any, I was looking for him.
I was about to swim up.
There's not a lot of places solo guys are allowed to go.
That's what I'm saying, dude, they're the most discriminated against.
Easley.
I would break off. Yeah, dude. Tom was saying that. He was at the carnival, Sussin, dude. If he saw a dude by himself, he's like, what the fuck are you doing here? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
Dude, I would swim off and she was like talking to her friend. So I'm like, I don't want to like,
I don't want to like hover over this conversation. I'd swim off too full, the pool is so full. The creepiest pole height is nipple height. It was. If you're chilling in a pool nipple height height
height, you're just a creep. The whole pool is like three feet, then it goes out to basically
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and he was like, you know, like we just gotta teach like PDA, like you only learn that.
He was like, I don't know how he's framing it, but he was like,
was that a they.
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Almost I think he was saying as if like black teens don't know PDA and it's like, dude, they might be the most PDA.
I have some videos I could show them.
Yeah, dude.
Never I see like 13, 14 year old black couples outside, they're just like fucking glued to each other.
Or one of the Trumps them is the Mexican couples.
Oh man.
Well, that's wholesome.
That's wholesome.
Dude, there was a kid in the pool.
No spot.
I couldn't stop.
There was like, there was a couple, like a young 13-year-old couple just like holding.
I was like, oh, dude. Dripping. You know Britney said something about it.
The white legs.
I was like, oh dude, I was like, he's mashing boners so hard.
Chicks don't understand that because they don't get that horny when they're little.
They only get that in their 30s.
True, that's true.
If they even do.
Well, they're with their sexuality. Like, that's on them. I think they just plug their butts and walk around the fucking ER.
Like, yes, they do, man.
You've been on that somewhere, huh?
That's fucking us.
The chicks get furious at 30 and just plug their butts, dude.
Like, stop all the shit.
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What about play?
No, dude.
Little play?
It is closed missionary.
Have a kid, that's it.
I thought you said anything you do with a girl is not gay though.
Huh?
It's not gay.
But what about the girl's a today. girl is like no it's not good this is fucking bullshit it's not yes this all of
this is bullshit because what if it's getting a real horny can you get go can
you get a hand job from a girl can you get a hand job from a dude huh no
it is jerking off gay no there you get it is jerking off is gay as hell
what do you mean you're just kind of gay if you're just kind of if you you jerk off you talking any I mean it's sad I'll say I'm like yeah, I don't know about gay
Anything anything you do with a girl not gay
Well Tom saying like if you can't like tell you tell you're like? Yeah, what do you mean I do? I'm just saying, like, if you get a hand, like, I don't know, whatever.
What about a hand, hand job with like a vibrating butt wand?
Not if it's a girl?
If there's a girl in the room, if there's a girl in the room, if you're doing, if there's a
a girl in a conversation. butt. That's gay. This is what are we doing? I think that's a little guy. Oh dude, but
speaking to fuck it. I was telling Brittany the other day, I was like, I ran the scenario.
I'm like, what if a guy cheated on his wife but pretended the girl he was cheating on was his wife
the entire time. Okay. She was just like, what? I mean, I think girls have like a Pavlov thing with like putting shit in their mouth and dudes
don't.
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, that's for sucking shit for them is like, they like they like that.
They like, they like, they like, they like, love sucking stuff.
Yeah.
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Never?
I don't even need bananas.
I chopped them up and eat them with a fork.
I fucking crush glizzies.
I love hot dogs.
I love hot dogs.
Huh?
I love hot dogs.
Wait, what?
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Now, Brittany brings any produce into my house, it's bigger than my penis.
I hack it up with a knife.
Yeah, chicks are like to have fucking cucumbers.
They get fucking cucumbers.
They're always weird.
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It makes me so angry when they start hat.
Like the tone and the voice changes and stuff like, okay, yeah, I was getting the coffee.
Okay, all right, thank you.
It's like, Jesus Christ, dude, I'll be shriveled for another few months of that's
the case.
I can't take that. What does Shriv even mean? Shribbled.
Why? Your penis is shriveled.
From not having sex.
No sex?
Yeah, after a while it atrophes.
If you don't use it, you'll lose it.
I'm on shriv.
Someone sent that to me the other day and I was like, what the fuck you're talking about?
Someone said, they're a shriv. Yeah, I'm a shriv. Some dude was just saying on this. Yeah. I don't I mean, you can use it. You know, I'm just a shrive. You can use it however you
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What was your longest dry spell you had to?
Eight months.
So it's not, I mean, I'm not, it's not that bad,
but like in eighth grade when like you're watching a useless junk
and like chicks are fucking dogs. And you're like and they won't have sex with me
I'd even kiss a girl at this point. I went to the St. Kev's dance and finally you're kissing grade
You can kiss a grade I kiss a girl in eighth grade my my grade. I went to a saint I kissed.
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Nice.
I knew that was coming.
What kind of videos you say?
It was like I'll do it after a kid.
It was like weird hip hop movement.
So like it wasn't even grinding.
So I would just look.
I would just look like a grand.
Tefed auto character. And I, uh, to hook up with a chick, lemon over and over and over again.
Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon.
Yeah, like a charm, bro.
Puzzle piece, bro.
I did the alphabet, on the pussy.
That was the thing I got off the internet.
It was like, do the alphabet on a chick's vagina?
I never, the first? I fucking went hand, dude.
I used to put my hand on it.
Just like this.
Just like, I was like, yeah, I'm fingering.
I was just having on it.
I would just like feel it on it.
I was just cupping it.
I was just cup in it.
Just cup in good, dude. It does.
A lot of heat.
Dude, it's crazy.
It's 100 degrees at all times.
It's feverish.
Things in a fevered state at all times.
Fucks are thinking up, dude.
Yeah.
Pushing gets so hot, dude.
They just get confused.
I remember I was trying to talk to this chick so fucking bad on instant messenger and IRL no this was IRL I knew her but we
were down the beach and when we were down the beach she had a boyfriend
we talked on the deck for like three hours and I was like over dude can't
do it you have a boyfriend won't do it and then the whole time like I'm trying to hit her up and talk to her the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I the the I'm the the the the the the the the to th I to th I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the texted me like, you know, stop calling me or stop talking to you're weird.
I just put the phone down just there at the ceiling like, it's over dude.
I just killed myself.
What?
It was the worst.
Did you find out?
Did you find out?
Did I woke up?
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Yeah.
It's the most romantic people are.
Down the beach, teenage boys.
Oh yeah.
Especially down the beach.
They're most romantic dudes.
Yes.
I let's just spit.
I let's just spit.
the most romantic. And she was like, you want, I was like, open my mouth and she spit and I called it my mouth and I swallowed it and I was like, I love you.
That's a fucked up world man.
It's a fucked up we that.
I love there so much.
I was like, I'll swallow your spit, I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't tell you.
Yeah, I got hit the waterwalk? Kind of scared of the ocean now. The smell of the fucking beach is the best thing ever.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm like, I was driving around being like, oh man,
there's shit in the ocean.
I wonder if I should swim in there.
I'm in the ocean.
Just fucking, I'm fucked.
You're a Jesus piece? Yeah, long jeans, tank. Dude, you're a Godfear and Poppy now, dude.
Oh yeah, dude.
Poppy swims actually.
Poppy, poppy hits the water.
Spad, just they love hoses.
Puerto Ricans.
Oh yeah, you catch them creek side a lot too.
Creek side and like, dude, Spade said that.
And it was like every fucking hoarse. was just fucking hose constantly cleaning shit. Yeah, I mean is it is there anything better than just squirting a hose?
Yeah, it's a fucking tight program.
Yeah, a lot of Godfaring poppy's around here, dude.
Parking was hard to come by.
I don't know what's going on right.
These broes are honoring the Sabbath, dude.
Dude, I'm thinking of a, I'm thinking say this earlier while we're talking about like smearing poop on the walls. Dude, so the way they do, remember I was talking about the coal tubs, how dudes like sit in an icy bath?
Yeah. It's fucking, they take the videos are so funny. It's like breathe, breathe.
And you're like, breathe, and you're like, they b-h-uh. I want to start it in one that's hottubes, their hot, their.
in a hot tub. So you just like your boys lower you into a hot tub naked. Like a birthing best? Like a birthing best? Like your boys, they just lower you into it naked and you just go
Grah! Just it while the Jeth dude, dude, it feels so good. What is that fucking thing
you showed me with the camp of the dudes that are betas? What is that? What is it? Frank Frank showed it to us? What is the the the that? Frank Frank Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, it, Frank, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. they the. they just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, they just, they just, just, they just, they just, they just, just, just, just, just, beta camp? The dude, the husband. This is some of the funniest. This is some of the funniest shit dude. What is it? The husbands that have to go to like a camp
to become men for the wives. They all do like Navy Seals. Yeah, it's like something like
Kings. Rise up Kings. You know, I've never seen. I never seen. I've never seen. I've seen.
I've never seen I know about. S Dude, speaking of witch, me and Spade watch the Rise of Kings, what do they do?
It's just like a bunch of dudes that are like fucking at their wits end, like they just
can't figure out how to get together for the wife and the kids.
And they go to the Rise Up Kings.
They're fucking doing their thing.
Guy could be six foot, two hundred twenty-five pounds, little gray in his beard they see something like that and they'll fucking freak out So they go to rise up kings and they start they become they become men
Who teaches rise up kings kings? Kings? Oh no they're military right? Yeah other military? Yeah, other military
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Yeah dude, he would tell you he is. Yeah, but I'm gonna go to King Camp dude. It's sick.
It's called Rise Up Kings. If you want to, like, when do you go do like push-ups and like...
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I'm like dude.
Just fucking run miles and miles prepare for it, just fucking blow through Rise Up Kings.
Oh, that'd be so fucking funny.
I wonder how much it is.
Probably expensive.
Dude, imagine telling you're sent there dude by get cocked while you get sent there she pays you get sent to rise up it not because whatever cocked whatever are home
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I'm not wearing a Jeff's final form.
That's your final form.
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That is ultimate nerd who's the nerd who made it.
The nerds got a shit man. I'm always buying. I mean, you got chains on, you're like, you know, you're a year away from having a little
scarf like Jimmy.
No, no, don't do that, dude.
I just can't.
Who wears a scarf?
Jimmy Hendricks.
True.
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Those dudes love fucking Turquoise.
With each like scale you learn, you can wear like an add like a little frill.
Yeah, it's something frilly to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Stevie Ray Vaughan documented was fucking awesome though.
I bet it was never as good. You don't like it? It was good but dude him
fucking just like, gritting his teeth and ripping voodoo chow, it's like... Yeah,
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Dude, he's a blues man.
Just blacking out and ripping cords and waking up like, oh fuck.
That must be fucking nuts.
He must have came hard as hell dude.
Dude is a snooze.
Yeah, I mean he was like in his early 30s he grabbed a new girl from New Zealand it's different for I mean I had a New Zealand old enough
all not yeah huh yes made a girl from yeah I got a girl from yeah I'd a good
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Wow, so you got Abbo pass?
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, that's what, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, Steve Ray Vaughn's girlfriend's so fucking hot.
How old are she?
Probably 18.
Probably 18.
We're not the game of that.
Hea's 18.
Yeah.
I mean, no way Stevie Ray would. Yeah that dude is it that their whole fucking come up is insane. What were they doing? They were just like their dad was probably beating
the fuck out of him that dude was in bars at like 17 just ripping with Albert King.
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What the fuck?
Jimmy Vaugh just looks like a bully.
Who?
Jimmy Vaughn?
He looks like an absolute bully.
He's got too much, big brother energy.
Yeah.
You need to start sleeping more.
Yeah.
I never fucked the Jimmy Vaughan.
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Spud, what's your instrument choice? What's your instrument? I can't play music?
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Well, then again, I'm fucking horrible.
You guys all have genetic, like music in your jeans, though.
Altons, you know, some people don't.
I'm more visual.
Didn't you rip recorder?
Huh? Didn't you rip recorder? I was never gonna get it. You're more of the woodwind family. I was just never that good at it. Like I can't I think anyone's good a recorder dude
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Blow it as hard as I could that is like wait wait. what is that?
That is seven day. That was so fun Just just quietly to myself is going? to, did you have Miss Marville? Yeah, the Jamaican lady? Yeah, yeah, she
Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, someone is off peach. Dude, we had a fucking music teaser that came
in and fucking yelled at us for being like, like, white people can't clap, you have no rhythm.
Like none of us, and we were like, dude, we can't do this. Match the pitch. That's what she'd always say.
That's what the...
We had Miss Campbell.
Do you have Miss Campbell?
Yeah.
She was fucking nice.
Oh, gee.
She wrote a calcite.
He rode the ninja.
That chick was a female bruiser.
Dude, she was an absolute.
I used to get up in her face, dude. Why? I didn't like her way she called the ball. We would play any game we played, whatever call she make,
I'd be like, you gotta be kidding me.
Are you blind Mrs. Campbell?
And I would get in her face and be like, we're not having to have to be in her face.
I'd be like, the time.
I used to argue.
I'd argue everydue the that every one one that. We asked how to do like Christmas play, sing up on stage, dude. I was like, fuck. I refused.
I hated.
I hated that about myself, though.
I could have belted and I knew, but I just went, I was trying to be cool.
Do you have pipes?
Yeah, that was, that's textbook trying to be cool in grade school.
Can't sing.
Oh, holy night.
. Dude, I could have crushed. Huh? What the frankincense? Yeah, I was always fuming every time.
Did you get up and sing?
As a class.
No, we had to do solos.
They'd like tested us.
Yeah, we had to get up.
I refused.
I could have fucking.
They were looking for dudes to sing.
So all girls sang.
All the girls. All girls sang and then they would make every boy get up and you had to go up solo. One by one.
And Miss Haggerty would play the songs and you had to actually try.
Yeah.
What did you sing?
I saw, like dude, I, get this.
I for real tried and everyone left.
Like they thought everyone thought I was fucking with her.
Oh yeah, dude. Don't Granny did a Cartman voice.
I mean, I'm gonna, hey, yeah, they're like, get down.
Yeah, I just only this.
I sat out there and like sing and I was like, no.
And I refused, the weakest moment in my life.
Yes.
I should have went high us would just be like, ah da da da.
Yeah, dude, I like, we were talking about Prince. Like me and Bill were talking about prince
and like the BGs and stuff and like in that one B-G's documentary they start talking about how falsetos like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, like, like, and th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like black R&B where like they're singing like real macho songs.
Oh yeah.
And you got like the bass and all that stuff.
But then one dude would break out.
So they're singing a song.
It's like a normal ass song.
One dude would break out like spin and just start singing like his real girly emotions.
He's real girly feelings and false.
You know what I mean? Like, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild thi, it's a wild thi, it's a wild thi, it's a wild, it's a wild thing, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, a thi, a thi, a thi.. thi. thi. A thi. A thi. A thi. A thi. A thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th do it because Prince was singing these crazy songs like I want to be your mother your sister yeah like he he experienced he I
think he experienced love on another level he did he was on another
vibration falsettos you let out you just let out your female energy
girls love falsetto if you hit a chicken a chicken the girl
he had a chick with falsetto oh I can't you hit a chicken a check with a fissetto I can't sing. It creams him up. You can fall. Can you bust a falsetto? I don't think so, man.
Give me a taste of falsetto.
I can't.
That's what I'm not.
Be robbing, dude.
I'm not musical enough, you know what I mean?
Not Robin Thick.
I can't even hear music right now.
Like you guys want me to, I can't even on a falsetto dude.
I can't sing for fucking shit.
Really?
I can't sing at all.
I think you can't.
I really can't.
Give me a taste.
Give you a do-ray me, fossil-a-lata.
I can't.
You have to sing from your, you don't want to, you don't want air coming out of your
nose. You can't if you go.
I'm just doing that.
I wasn't doing that.
Just like talking.
You mean the sound of music.
He almost did the song.
Yeah, somebody deal.
I'm just moving up the scales.
I took one singing lesson.
Did you really?
Little known fact, yeah.
You could have been a lead singer, to be a the song.
I'm a that technically was. You look like you could be in like Pearl Jam or something.
Yeah, really like grunge look.
Thanks guys.
It's like straight up.
It's like straight up.
You kind of like Michael Hutchins, like in excess.
Dude, that's a, I really appreciate that.
I really appreciate that.
Oh yeah. Check this out. It was in excess. That's Tom. That's how they made Billy. I think you were made to, I need you tonight.
I'm not sleepy.
That was about the time, yeah.
Yeah, it's like Billy's from like when your dad was rocking in excess.
Yeah, your dad got paid.
He was getting paid.
He got fat.
He got fat.
He denied it now. The time is like, dude, no, like, yeah. He denies it now but times like, no, you've seen a woman as a devil inside.
Yeah, dude, that's you, bro. He should bust me around the truck and be like,
check this out. Are you serious? You were just in his plumb. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. D. Sill. Yeah, d'A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. the. that. the. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, too. He was a, he was like a hard-o for a little while, just Neil Young and all that shit.
And once the iPods came out, he's like,
well, dude Bubby has a disco album,
and he like slowly just started like admitting that he'd love disco.
He loves musicals, he loves musicals.
He loves musicals.
I can't fuck with the Hobbit all this shit. I can't get into people breaking out in song.
Maybe it's too far out for me.
I'm like, dude, there's never been a time in my life
where I'm like, I have to sing.
Bernie will put on like,
Bernie put on like Chicago or she'll put on,
fuck what was that one?
Moulin Rouge.
Dude, it was first to watch. A lot of the musicals just use classical songs. So it'll be like, all you need is love. And they'll like mix that into another song.
So the whole soundtrack is them singing other songs.
Yeah, mashups.
She was like, come.
I mean, I'm mashed up.
I had explained to her.
I'm like, these are all existing songs.
She's like, what?
Oh, she had no idea. I'm it is crazy. I'm fuming about the Hamilton like everybody loves Hamilton. I watch that John Adams thing on HVIO like like
Hamilton was a fucking neocon dude fuck that dude. Yeah, well that dude hated freedom
That dude loved big banks and and big military. Yeah Bipoc's like Hamilton and shit. I don't
understand where did you see Bipoc? I keep hearing it on podcast and shit. I mean I know there's
Bipoc? Yeah, black identified person of color. I thought I just meant they're kind of gay.
Because they're on the flag now. I think if you're black you call yourself a bipock you are kind of gay. Okay. I think that there's cross. Have there's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. there's. their. there's. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I their. I their. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I keep. I keep. I keep. I keep. Ipocket, what the fuck you talking about? Excuse me, sirs, I don't want to interrupt your porch party.
Yeah, that flag with the trainees and the black dudes was originated in Philadelphia.
No way.
Or no, not the trainee's fucking sneed in afterwards, but the black.
Dude, they might have made a rainbow flag here.
I mean, the gayG Gayrood. Is it real? City of Brother, yeah. City of Brother love, dude. No.
That's just us being fucking boys, dude.
They adopted it.
Was it the first Gayorhood?
Dude, the gays went into all the cities and like started kicking them back off, yeah.
That's where they could go do their dirty stuff, dude.
True.
You can't be doing that shit thatertown, dude. Someone would shoot you in the country too.
Oh yeah, big they like came in the barn like, what the hell?
They like, what the hell?
Saw two boys like wrestling in the hay, like, what the hell?
That's what spay, like, the last gay hate crime was like, like, the real death, like, they're like, like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they... they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. he got he got beat to death on the steps. Yikes. I mean I haven't I mean I'm sure there's gay hate crimes.
Sure they've been around and the tranny the tranies I mean they're just doing.
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another guy who... Dude's encountering trainies you're so compromised. Well there is
trill. And then there's like young hipster dudes walking around with full on traps. I'm like broo you're going. Yeah you're gonna get red jealous. Yeah are doing sexual play build a life build a family what's that jealous I'm not
jealous I want mutilated vaginas dude okay true you gotta get your bay
yeah I mean it really could happen down the beach or in New York well I'm
my second I might get a trap girlfriend and circumcise her dude
fuck dude I'm gonna sub incisor dude.
Just like we talked about.
People say I'm fucked up.
It's all in this kid's head, man.
What's sub incise?
That's what I'm talking about when you slit the bottom and open it up?
That's so you make yourself like the, what's it?
What I'm calling? female thing. As a dude if you slit your bird you've now at your archetype. You're the divine. I've started as trans we were all trans according to the
Bible and pretty much all the origin myths.
Do people are not gonna want to hear that. We were all trans sorry it just was it.
We started as trans I must have been some other species.
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these, they were like, these are a problem, split us and two?
Oh yeah, you're reading that.
That's why we seek each other out.
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We was trans. They probably had trans too.
We might be from Agartha.
They probably started with trans as well.
Robert Seffert said the UFOs, the disclosure, the disclosure that's going on today is going to be, is actually just,
there's a section of the German society that did not surrender in World War II. They went into the portal.
The Nazis went into space.
No, they went into the portal in Antarctica.
Agartha.
Oh, they've been in the middle of there.
They've just been chilling in the home.
That's the homeland.
So the Nazi Germans that didn't surrender to be a day. The National Socialist was like the political,
that was like the political party they could put a face on it.
Yeah. But above that was like an esoteric culture or esoteric community of
real. They were like doing the occult. They had UFOs. You know, they had. I knew they're into that shit and all that shit. They went. that. they they they they they they they were. they were. they they were. they they they they they were. They they they they they they they they they they they they could. They could. They could. They could. I they could. I they could. I they could. I their. They could. I they could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They could. They were. They were. They were. They were. They. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're the political. They're the political. They're their. They're the political. They're the political. They're the political. They're the political. They're the political. They're the political. They're the political. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're the Middle Earth. They went down to Agartha and they've been, like, you know, you ever fuck with the Battle
of Los Angeles?
No.
In California, there was like a bunch, they had like a spaceship battle.
Right after World War II.
Could it just have been them popping off, man, like, dude, you're still here.
And allegedly that might, you know, they might be ready, you know, they might be into the fold. We're back. We're back. We have ideas. And I don't think they're trans.
I'll tell you.
I'll look in.
They're North aliens.
They're Nordic aliens, dude.
So I mean.
Telling you man, all of the, any, any, uh,
any like civilization that was built around.
So you say, yeah. like that's good. That's where we came from. What are you talking about? That's a trans? That's a trans. Who's 60? It's an affront to God. What are you talking? I'm, look, all I'm saying
is it's the total picture. It's part of the total picture. Dude, what do you think about? People that got the vaccine are now owned? It's a biologic. Yeah. It's patented. th. th. It's pat pat pat pat pat patent. th. th. It's patented. th. It's patented. th. th. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. th. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's patented. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the the. It's a the number. It's a the number. It's a the. It's a the. It's a number. It's a? Thoughts. How much time do we have? Let me say.
Thoughts, thoughts, bro.
I think we're near in an hour.
Yeah, we've got four minutes to round this thing off in a triple digit.
Yeah, I have no problem talking about it.
I'm just saying before he goes, let's get his thoughts, dude.
What thoughts patented that if you had like a piece of metal in your arm
The some people are getting magnetized
But it's not free floating all around your body
Yeah, it's not it's gonna be like in a you watch the movie divergent no or insurgent? this is the trilogy. Yeah, the yeah, dude. I had a little crush on that chick Who what's that what's a girl's name? I can't remember
She's yeah, she's pretty for sure, but dude the
Yeah, the same thing they shoot people stuff and they like activate them
They they turn them on there just like dude. That's what I would that I like take shiwa. I'm like I wonder if one day. they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. I're gonna the. Yeah. th. Yeah. I're gonna th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they're gonna they're gonna. They're gonna be like zombies. Yeah, I mean, all I have to do is just watch the news.
I think they already did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, dude, the, uh,
dude, I think they're just selling shit.
I think it's just fucking crap.
They're selling them crap.
They're shooting people. You can't do terrorism anymore. Yeah, they just wrote there. So it's like, oh, we gotta have a new fucking invisible person. They can't.
They can't, no, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, 80 kids in Nigeria recently.
And where did you see that?
Where?
Where?
I don't know, it's like an article.
No way. They hate kids. I haven't been... You think this would be a biggest story? Dude, they're going in...
They're going in whole schools, you'll go and just round up every single kid, just ransom
them off one by one.
This is Cody.
What?
What?
Coney?
Oh, yeah.
their, I'm just a lot.
their to say. Yeah, yeah. When Obama was president, they did that whole thing, save our girls.
That was like a big deal.
Yeah, they're snatching. You get a whole, a whole kid gets, a whole school gets kidnapped.
Yeah, human trafficking is huge.
Kids.
Kids, snat it.
the ones that nobody buys? I guess. Or yeah, or it's just, you know.
Or it's just a fucking living, breathing human that you can just pick.
It's like a having a beater car.
Your fucking kids are.
It's like, yeah, grab that fucking one we own and a congue.
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Jimmy Seville and Ted Heath were boys so it's like you're chilling one of your
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Creepy boys.
And then Henry Kissinger, like our fucking dude that we send out, the America sends out,
like, oh foreign policy, all this shit.
He's like, oh yeah, I'm going to go fuck with these guys.
They were his boys.
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like crimes against humanity and they're all in a room together. There's the
fuck are they're talking about. There's just Lord cast dudes that never
stop being Lordcast so it's like so it's like so when you ascend a their. You just to whatever you want you just just just just just just just just just just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Just their. Just their. Just their their their. Just. their. their. their. their their these these these these these these these these these these these these these their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. thri. th. thri. th. th. thri. th. thri. th. th. thri. th. th. thi. th. thri. th. th. th., but there's there's generations who are like, oh them, yeah, they're like you fuck those ones, those ones do your gardens and then, you know,
I mean literally generations are the most brutal people, if it was bad kings, it's like the most brutal people alive and inbred.
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And they're fucking evil. That's why we're peasants and their kings.
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For some reason I started getting just a little squirrely.
I'm like, you know, I'll get like a weird anxiety before I go to bed.
I was able to, I was like, now like, now like, now like I don't like entertain it at all.
I just lay there, I just started meditating. I'm able to to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I get like, I'm like, I'm like, I get like, I get like, I get like, I'm like, I get like, I get like, I get like, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, get, I'm like, I'm, get, like, like, I'm, get, like, I'm like,ieties and you're like, oh my god, like you're thinking about like, I just start praying.
Dude, I literally lay there and just start praying.
Very similar, dude.
So I'm sitting there, so I'm sitting there and it's just like, you know, one though.
So I'm just like, you know, you just go, I don't need any of these thoughts, I'm going to go to the feeling. What's this feeling? Start identifying it physically and you go, it's like a spring ankle.
You take fear, which you can, if you try to think about fear on a thought level, it just
multiplies and grows.
This is how I figured out. I lay in bed and I'm like, you just put it, you're like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, th. to, th. th. th. th. to, th. to, th. to, to, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, th. to, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. to to t. try. to try. to try. to to to try. to to. to. know what to mean? And I was like cracking up thinking about Vikings laying in the rain, never fucking jerking
off. Loving fear. Like when fear came, they were like, this is just more fuel. It's mis-and. I was like, this is what
I got to get into. Telling you, it'sthat my mom taught me like, now I lay me down to sleep.
And I sit there like being like when I was little dude, that was like the greatest prayer.
Oh yeah. I would sit there and be like, fuck yeah dude.
And like, it's like if you say it's like I get all high I'll be like, now I'm tell you. the thin the me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me their the the the. And it the. And it. And it like like the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the me the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the praying rules I'm telling you no that you get really if you get really afraid they're still scared I just think
of a talented they fucking ruined it yeah Lars ruined it I never got a
image I sing the one the song I think is an understand man okay yeah
yeah but dude that's sacrilege space time I'm saying like my mantra cuts through the fucking thought like a sword. Who knows how much my mom understood of that
shit but it was like she got me it's like it's like a cope like to get the
kids to go to sleep and it's like because I was probably this scared
when I went with little. Yeah, definitely. I have to go to go to sleep. That's what you say. It's psychologicalthe roof's gonna cave in on your head this is like no yeah if you think
the roof's gonna cave in on your head you can't you can't try you can't
fucking it's hard to get anything done if you think you're just gonna
be to become obliterated at the end of this totally meaning but if you have the same thing it's for you. Dude, it's good for your well-being.
It might just be a natural thing,
or it was like a gift given to me from my parents.
It's like, dude, why do you eat salt?
No one understands why they eat salt.
They just do it.
It's the body.
Yeah, right.
It's like, you going to sit here with this feeling and thoughts, I don't
need these. Once you demote your brain where you go, like dude, you don't need your thoughts
that much. You need, you need, we talked about it the other day, two percent of the thoughts
your mind produces. Once you realize that, you can just go, nope, no, no. their mind is not doing. busy and I'm like just stoked and I'm listening to podcast everything's good you shut everything off dude this thing turns on itself your consciousness
is bliss dude you're talking about the either contents of the ego starts
going like what are you doing what are we doing is like no no I can't think
of anyone that's like then fuck you and you're like yeah yeah yeah
exactly dude
yeah I might be the master of hating myself. That LSD microdose does that.
What?
The LSD microdose, like when you take it, that whole like shit in your head, like I just
do it when I'm working on Saturdays, and like that thing that gets you off task just isn't there.
Yeah, it's gone.
You're in a close. You I bet. Then I also scared Spade. I heard it, I heard a spy or spy. I heard Kevin open a door and I remember when I bugged?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, the first time we did it.
I was like, I heard a door open, I was like, woo,
I fucking freak to fuck out.
Yeah, we probably look like two fucking meth heads, Two dudes on acid doing demo. I've gotten out the bathroom. And I hear a door open.
I was, OK, like, that sounds like it was in here.
I don't know.
We'll say.
And Spade just goes to the front window on the third floor
and starts like looking out into the street.
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But when you do it and like you have something to do all like yesterday, I just fucking
went ham yesterday.
Yeah sweat a lot but I was fucking you're just on task like all that like shit that gets
you knocked off or you like jump over to do something else just doesn't happen.
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Yeah, exactly.
The angels and demons, they're fucking, they're fucking with my head constantly.
That's what a daily meditation practice does.
You start to identify with the awareness, which is just pure bliss.
And anything, when you get caught up in the ego stuff, you know, this is just my mind. I need my mind. Nothing wrong with it, but I let my mind. I don't know if I need my mind. I need my mind. I don't remember. I can't remember like what you're up to and what you got to do. But. Also, we still have how many more years we have. You can't completely. You do. You still have. You to tell you. the tell. their the their the the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the br. I. I. I. I. I the br. I the br. I the br. I the br. I the br. I the br. I the br. I the br. you through your 20 to 40 stage. Then you slowly shed it and then you just go.
Yeah. So.
So close. You just tap into your op-mon now, dude. You're done.
Fuck yeah. Yeah. You might just become a beach bum.
You might come back. You might come back. You'll be a beach. You'll be a beach.
I'm going to be a different dude. That's.
I've never taken a break and fucking since 2009. That'll be chilled.
You can turn it off, just fully relax.
I'll be nice.
Can't wait, dude.
We'll go to the patron.
Holy shit.
That'll be fucking crazy, dude.
I don't smell it.
That's frank scents, you got a nice.
I don't smell it anymore.