WAR MODE - Real N**** Shit
Episode Date: April 18, 2021sup homies www.patreon.com/Warmode...
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hold on dude. This is war mode podcast and everyone doesn't like it turn it off
because we're here and upset you and we're out of this world baby
prepare to get mind blown by war mode
Yeah how sick is that dude
what? Yeah I mean that's a next level of fucking front yard.
It's majestic.
Is that what was Ricky there by himself?
Yeah, all that?
Yeah, I mean, no offense Ricky, but it's just sitting in my house, watch Amanda.
He's watching Amanda.
You guys pretty much dating at this point.
Yeah, I mean, that's a devastating front yard. Yeah. Why are you that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a next that's a next that's a next that's a next that's a next that's a next that's a next. that's a next. that's a next. that's a next. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a thi- thi-a thi-a thi-a the. the. thi-a th. thi-a th. thi-a thi-a th. that at this point. Yeah, I mean that's a devastating front yard. Yeah. Why are you doing that instead
of podcasting? What? Why are you doing that instead of podcasting? You have fans that
need you dude and you're doing stuff the better? No, you're doing one of these. Okay. I got I got you. Dude, we're treating them so shitting. It's so fucked up. They's. They's. They's. They's. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. I. I. the. the. the. I. You. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. Dude, we're treating them so shit.
It's so fucked up that.
They're just goofing.
They're just goofing.
Yeah, they know we're busy.
Yeah, most people know we're busy.
The other people are a little out of touch.
I had to put my, I had to reassemble my brain,
because I did drugs.
Yeah, fuck I't there the first night, but I heard you had a good old time.
What was that like being up in that crisp air just sniffing on stuff? The crisp air is amazing? Being with the bro, the browship was amazing?
Yeah, that was fucking. That's a fellowship, dude. Yeah, those are your fellow men, dude. I take that, I mean, obviously, give me checks, dude. If you put chicks in that equation. thu. thu. thu. th. th. th. That's, th. That's, th. th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. obviously, give me checks, dude. If you put chicks in that equation.
That would have been dangerous.
No, no, I know that, but I'm saying that.
That, that, like, all the people were like, oh, like last night when I was at that thing.
I went back to my car and I went home, but didn't drink.
But they were like, yeah, we're going to go to the bar.
. to go to the fucking bar. Why would you want to go to the bar? We got everything we need right here. Why do we need to go out to the bar with COVID restrictions and fuck around?
There's nothing better than house parties.
Fuck man. I thought it was on silent. And he thought it was on silent. It wasn't. Because you're
shitty to people. You're shitty up. I woke up, I called you. You don't pick up the fucking phone.
It was 7.30.
I think it's white callability because I saw your truck parked outside of Rosie's last night.
Oh, I thought you were partying last night.
Oh, no, I wasn't partying.
Yeah, so you're killing my vibe. I'm planting my tree. I'm out of nature. I'm in a nursery. I'm in nursery. I'm in nursery. I'm in nursery. I'm in nursery. I'm in nursery. the nursery. the nursery. the nursery. the nursery. the nursery. the nursery. the nursery. I'm in nursery. the nursery. the nursery. I'm in a nursery. the nursery. I'm in a nursery. I'm in a nursery. I'm in a nursery. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tree. tree. tree. tree. true. true-a. true-a. true-a. true-a. truc. trucke-a Home Depot with topsoil. Oh fuck I thought I just loaded. It was the
middle of the day. It was like five o'clock yeah whatever that's the middle
of my work that I thought I thought you put a bunch of loose fertilizer in the
back of your van. No no I got a bunch of you want a podcast. No dude you're you're killing me I was like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I. No. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. No. No. No. I. No. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I got a bunch of you want a podcast No dude, you're killing me man. I was like we plan it we went to the nursery I was chilling my mushy's kicked in I was having a blessed
Planted that tree goat driving down you and you have better time than me. That's fine. I mean he is elite, but we're driving down. I'm driving down. Kelly drive all the babes, you know, tunes. What tunes? I broke my brain. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I th. I was. I t. I t. I was. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. th. I was. the babes, you know, tunes. What?
What though?
I broke my brain.
I broke my brain.
What to me?
I've been listening to the same five songs since we left the bachelor party because I,
a screw is loose in my head now.
What songs?
You don't even know?
I'm okay.
I mean, to on repeat.
Like I couldn't even have made an intro if I had time.
You're acting like you have a burnt sea day in your car and you have Spotify.
I'm broken.
I'm broken right now.
But at least I'm having a bliss.
It's all smiles.
Best feelings ever. telling me about hanging out with the roasts. Like you're killing my vibe. I want to open the door. I want spring.
If you open that door, it's gonna smell like funnel fries.
Spring is sprung, dude, you cannot hold back spring, bro.
It's gonna smell fungums and COVID cannot stop spring.
Yeah, let's wind back first.
We have, we've.
And at some point, I really we get to it disgusting that elite dude Oh, yeah, obviously it's insane so we got creation that is butterly
Yeah, butterly is not not human so we go back to that we go in a time machine to go back there Friday night you guys were brought out what now we're back at the batch Yeah, we'll go back there. We got a lot of we got a lot of ground to cover the good? the happy feelings. Oh, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the th, the the th, the the the the th, the th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the good the happy feelings you had there You talk about the pleasure dome
I have no idea what went on the pleasure dome
People weren't nameless I haven't been to a strip club since fucking knob dude
Now they're cool man Last time I went to a strip club fun enough my cousin was on Molly and it was that show and that would be dangerous for me. Yeah, that would be dangerous. that. that that that would that would that that that would be that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that the the the they. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. You would look like Rasputin if you're in there on the line.
Oh man, yeah.
I would have been a problem.
Yeah, my cousin was on Mali at show and tell.
And he looked over at me.
He's like, dude, I can run across the stage.
Like what?
He's like, I'm going to run across the stage. There are animals. Oh yeah, yeah. My cousin, 170 maybe, Friesian.
Who, Pat?
Yeah, gets up and just darts it across the stage.
Strippers dancing just runs across all the stages, jumps off,
bouncers miss them like fucking Bart Simpson, runs out of the fucking Strip Club,
and then chills it Dunkin' Donuts next time.
Yeah, that place is fucking gross. Yeah, yeah. This place is way more fun.
Yeah, I mean, it's way more like just fun vibe.
It's not that gross.
Yeah, but Show and Tell is very nasty.
I remember being there at...
I mean, dude, Chantel, it's like...
18 dinner.
Columbus, Bulldell, Dela, I mean, that's rugged.
In the places of the world, that's dirty East Coast stuff. Yeah. We grew up in the mountains, dude. It was just mountain folk.
It's a bunch of people just drink hose water, their entire life.
Okay, man, there's nothing wrong with that.
Did it for, what, seven years?
Do you like, to tell?
No, I'm just saying I drank out of it. the more pleasure, theyk, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, tho, tho, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, tho, just just just just just. tho, tho, just just just just. tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thro. tha. thr. thi. thro. thea. thi. thea. thi. this year. Yeah, you're having fun. Just having a good old fucking time.
Everyone's like, oh, you don't drink because you're going to be gay.
Was I gay when I drunk?
No, you're good.
I was chillaxing.
And if you're unwaer, that is a mixture of chilling and relaxing.
We debunked.
Terms. far away from it, it was coined when you were born in London. I was born.
Or a house of commons, can't remember.
I did that.
They're like, who's born, William?
Is he crying?
No, he's chillaxing.
He's chilling and relaxing.
His hands are behind his head, and he's broing out talking about NFTs. His feet are crossed. I only talk about, and I've been talking about NFTs since 1992. That was my first word, NFT. Dude, I've never seen Gary Vs. A lot
weird, I've only heard about it from Tim Dylan. Like, he's a lot we're a lot we're looking
than I thought. It looks like someone's holding back his face while he's trying to talk all time. Dude, Matt's having to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to be to be their. to be th. th. th. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. tiphinea. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's toda. that's that's toda. today. the way they talk it's everything it's the words and the cadence and everything you might as well just be speaking
another language. Yeah I can't it's fucked I'm just they can't follow it at all
yeah they're like just talk about investing instead of like Warren Buffett now they say
what Warren Buffett says but curse you know what's weird level, they're using this like really weird manipulative like exciting talk.
Yeah. Like it's all like dude, crush your goals. Like you are in here, you're in the
room and you're the best time in America ever. We're gonna win. Yeah, we're all
winning. Yeah, you're gonna be poor for the rest of your life who's you're never
going to invest in an NFT. When are you going to get a million dollars and invest in an NFT. Yeah I'm still confused. It's the same
shit I have with COVID where it's like why make something when you can just
lie and say it's worth a ton of money. It's like I made a I have a clip of Michael
Jordan dunking and it's worth a million dollars and you have a bunch of
fucking retards like yeah that's worth a million dollars. You're chilling.
You don't have to do anything. Do you know how people put the Jordan stickers on the back of their car?
Dude, what is good? Like there's golden Jordan stickers everywhere.
Like everyone has the golden sticker on the back of their car.
Well, at least here.
Do they have a fat Jordan sticker?
I don't think so, but you So they just have like a fat Jordan sticker. I would be chill. Yeah
For some reason I see them all over the fucking place. Yeah, it's just fucking style stuff. I don't know. It's like my Puerto Rico
the neighbor but like all the like Spanish people and Mexicans they all have the golden Jordan sticker. Yeah, it's cool. Do you get them from buying. Do their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the th. th. the that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. honest. Dude, remember when I did have Jordans for a summer? You bought high top Jordans to
work out on. Surprisingly enough never got addicted to perks, but good job. That was a bizarre
move. That was a bizarre time. Yeah. You did something I would have done in like
sixth grade. I got to work out now. What are the cool sneakers. Jordan's? I done in like sixth grade. I gotta work out now.
What are the cool sneakers? Jordan's.
I was like, I need sneakers.
I never had Jordans.
Are they cool?
Yeah, that's disgusting.
I completely forgot that you worked out in Jordans for a while.
Yeah, I was trying to find pictures of Zeus.
And there's a picture Sneakers of the day. I feel like if you buy a pair of high top Jordans, you immediately get five adversaries.
And you constantly talk about them online.
I mean, we have so many adversaries.
Yeah, you immediately get perkhead addiction and then just, I hate all my enemies.
I don't know if you were awake, you weren't away because I'm still pissed
that you weren't away for this. The fucking people don't people people people people people people people people people people people people people people when I was little and you like do they have legs do they move like it's like there it is the be he is so fucking funny yeah he went on a rant about his adversaries and the haters Yes and oh my god it was like our enemies fear us shit. It was so funny dude
Like that opened my eye like when you told me about that
It's a fucking hard pill to swallow especially if you're a fucking
Fighting in the kid bro king in this thing any of those fucking meaningless podcasts that are out with just like random
comedians to get together, but none of them are friends. Yeah
Literally none of them like each other.
I don't think they even talk to each other.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's obvious.
Like when you watch it as like, dude, none of these guys are friends and they're opposing
you for ad money.
Yeah, Tom called me up, um called me up after the bachelor party. And he was like he's he Chains was with Gerbin. Yeah.
And he was like, dude, that would have been funny if I didn't know those guys.
Yes.
And then he goes right after that it rolled into like, um, your mom's house.
No, Bert Kreutcher and Bill.
Oh, Bear Cave.
Oh, fuck.
And what do you call it?
And I was like, yeah, they probably, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th,, they probably just know that. It's horrendous. This is just a way to make money. Yeah.
I try, I'm not hating at all.
It's just like, I'll try to listen to a podcast.
Not that my time's that valuable.
I listened to the same five songs I remember again.
Right, right.
But what, what, what do you this and I shut it off yeah and it was like two dudes that I'm supposed to like like like it was a bunch of
ads and then them talking about comedy life and all this shit yes it's
crazy it's crazy you're bad I mean it's so bad to the point where I'm
listening to like six different layouts for May for my horoscope dude oh yeah like this is like this is like this is what the the the the the th I I I I I I I th I th I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. I was like like like like like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was a. I was a th. I was a th. I was like, th. I'm like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. it's like, this is what's going on to make because I can't, I have nothing to listen
to.
It was weird.
I was like, I was listening to this guy and he was like lightly bitching about not making
enough money and how he's like an older comedian.
Yeah.
And I was just like, well dude, you just talked for nine and a half minutes about nothing. Yeah. It's like, people people. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. I was. I was. I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, were saying anything, but I mean yeah guys are like these guys have a soft patron
They have agents and shit that are like you should put together
How about with this guy? Why don't you? Yeah, that's the crazy part that there's a team of individuals behind that and it's trash
Oh, yeah, dude. It was like the fellowship of the ring like how strong those fucking dudes Yeah, like all we were up in the mountains. thau fucking. thau fucking. thau fucking. thau fucking. thuuuuuu. Yeah, thu. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. that that that that the. the. thooooooooooooooooo. the. the. th an elite unit. And I mean obviously I was on drugs. So I took a handful of mushrooms and when the... I didn't want the Molly to stop. So... So you found
Molly. And dude, honestly I think I have this now as a skill, as a feeling. What? I've never felt that
good before in my life. I'm a broken person. Like you gave me that, was a rogan person. Swag right. Um, yeah, that's like a gift.
That was like a gift from angels to me.
Yeah, it was a it was hilarious watching you do that because I know how good the feeling
can be.
But the only two I've done it twice.
One time was down the beach where I thought we're going to hang out with chicks and we never did. So I walked from 28th Street to 95th Street, back to 95th Street, almost lost
my teeth and then went back to home. My teeth are noticeably shorter. Oh yeah, so yeah, I was just
like my pupils were humongous and that was that sucked and then made America one happen and the
Silk Road was out so I'm pretty sure I just did speed. And I was like in a fucking huge crowd of people. I told my cousin, I'm gonna fucking die.
I gotta get out of here.
It was like hot as balls.
I remember groping women that I know.
I think about a constant and I cringe.
But that's neither here nor there.
But I know.
You're just grabbing random chicks.
Not random chicks.
One girl was on my shoulder, not bragging. handle it and the other chick was in front of me I know them both. Oh you're just getting feeling. I was getting frisky.
Yeah, yeah.
That's disgusting to behave like that because I'm a colonizer and I see that now.
But the good feeling of Molly is amazing and it like I never thought of it the way you guys
did it where you're just chilling but it's probably way better.
Yeah, I mean I don't think these drugs are these drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs are drugs drugs are drugs are drugs drugs are the drugs are these drugs are meant for younger people because you don't need them. No, not at all. Like you know like after fucking shell like this dude, been
through a war mentally. I got a lot of miles. I'm broken. Yeah people call you
cum guzzler that all goes way. I mean not that not even that. You're so shitty
you fans. The thing that fucked me up was that I watched my mom die of cancer and that existed. And I watched her I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I watch th. I watch th. I watch th. I watch th. I watch th. I watch th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th die of cancer and that existed.
And I watched her, I watched them give her two years of oxycottons.
And never tried any, like a guided mushroom, a guided mushroom experience.
And Molly would have been amazing.
MDMA would have been amazing for her, dude. MDMA would have been amazing for her dude.
I watched her hallucinate from opiates. It's probably horrible. It's horrifying.
It's an after-school special. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean...
It was legit, like looking back on it, it's like times that by everyone
that's had cancer since the 90ss and that shit exists. Yeah. And you
can't give, you couldn't have given her that feeling one time. A doctor
couldn't have been like, you know what, you need this. Just a little bit every day.
Or whatever, however they could do it, it's just like, you know, if you have tumors on your bones, you're fucked. Yeah, you know what I mean, it's like you can't let them, their their their their their their their their. their. their. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they they they's, th. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. their. the the the the th. the the the the th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tumors on your bones, you're fucked. Yeah, you know what I mean?
It's like you can't let them feel like that?
Jesus strikes.
Same with the troops.
Like if it makes you feel that good instead of giving that,
it's like let's give the troops fucking Prozac.
It's like, dude, just kidding.
This is how evil. This is why it's so heated with the vaccine. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the, th. the, thi. the, thi. the same. thi. thi. the same. Same, same, same. Same. Same. Same. Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. th. Same. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. Same. Same those pills while fucking MDMA exists. Yes.
The same fucking, that's evil.
They do shit knowing they're going to have to pay out billions in lawsuits and they're
just like, yeah, worth it.
Yeah.
And everything.
Well, the funny shit with that is the fucking Johnson and Johnson thing, like they're
just losing the marketing war.
Johnson and Johnson didn't have enough fucking money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money fucking money to keep going. AstraZeneca, they're down low, Pfizer and Moderna are just killing it.
They're spending the most money. They're sponsoring 60 minutes.
Yeah, but they are talking about MRNA vaccines are going to pick up the American GDP.
And it's like that's going to save us. They're like, they're going to cure sickle cell, who gives a fuck? Yeah, I mean, it was great.
I picked my laundry up today and the lady there just got a shot.
She was like, oh, at least I didn't get the Johnson and Johnson's.
It's working.
Oh, yeah, big they just fucking.
They just fucking Johnson and Johnson.
Now it's just Pfizer and Modena.
Yep. T. T. fucking conglomerate. I mean you just are everyone out. PR firms like century self wouldn't be worth watching if the shit didn't work. Yeah I know that
that shit where PR works. Yeah that is it's really starting to piss me off
because no one's batting an eye to the fact that there's 1500 flu deaths this
year. That's legit on CDC. Yeah. Bro. Yeah. Ked to me? Just stats dude. Am I straight retard or is that sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh that's that's that s that's that s that s that's that s that s that's that s that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's. Yeah. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Just stats dude. Straight, am I straight retard? Or is that
a bad shooting stats? Is that funky? Is that funky? Yeah, it's funky, bro. It makes no fucking sense.
Yeah, it's a flu doesn't exist anymore. That's why like, you're trying, I'm trying to chill a fuck out. I'm trying to get all my panties up in a bunch about all the shit. And then. And then th. And then th. And then I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thirty, thirty, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thirty, thirty, thirty, the the thirty, the the the thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, that's thirty, number like that. It's like, no one thinks this is weird.
No, dude, I'm not, my panties are no longer in a bunch.
I've had my eyes open to, it's springtime.
Yeah.
I've seen the skis.
The skis today, their, the reg us dude. They're gonna fix this. They're not they're not gonna put up with this forever
Because there's too much fun to be head
Especially with we built this because they built this country dude
They eliminated the brutes to build the country colonizers so I mean thank God for that. Yeah, that thou' the first episode of that and it's just fucking Fu, the fashment, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. they's th. they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're tho. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that is. that is. that is. that is. that is just. that is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. That is just. It is. It is. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. that is just. the the the the fact. the fact. the the the fact. the the the the the the the fact. that is just that is just that is just that is just fact. that is just fact. that is just. that when one group has more knowledge than the
other group. Yeah. That's the end of story. He said the rest of it is just
stories. It's all fake. He's like, dude, it's so sad because you wish these like great
narratives were true. Yeah. It's just when one group has more knowledge in
the other group and we went back to the
Spanish Portugal Empire and took it from there to now.
He took me from there.
Dude, he can go back to like Roman times.
Smart as fuck.
Oh yeah, you know what, you know how retarded I am?
I was like, I was talking about like other authors and shit that Matt has turned me on to. Yeah. And he's like sitting there like kind of shitting on him and I was like, oh yeah,
obviously.
This is the guy that teaches those dudes.
That's insane.
You know what I mean?
Like this is the, this dude teaches business, uh, financial history at Wharton.
That's, I mean, that's the top.
Yeah, obviously. It makes the most sense.
And then you watch shit like eliminate all the brutes, knowing that that's the truth.
Like knowing that that dude knows the truth and it's like, okay, what the fuck is your angle?
Dude, this is the crazy shit.
The Spanish and the Portuguese empire, they had an empire.
They had an empire.
They had an empire, but back then all what all that what wealth was was gold.
Yeah. So like gold, getting gold and having gold was all what wealth was. And then
when you were close to the gold, you were close to the wealth. So the empire, like when you try to
roll around in Spain you had to pay tolls and tariffs, They ran it like a mob. Yeah. So they were just like,
fuck it, we have all the wealth. Like if you want to be near us, you got to pay the toll.
The Dutch and the British saw this and they were like, fuck that. Like if you guys can come chill with us. You guys are cool. You can come chill with us. If you bring some of that gold. That'd thir the gold th. to to to to to to the gold. to to to to to the gold. to to to the gold. to the gold. to the gold. to to the gold. the gold. to to to to the gold. to to to to to be to the gold to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their tooe. Wea. Wea. toooea. Wea. tooool. tool. tooe. toole. tooe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to't have to pay any tolls or tariffs. Yeah. So all of the, all of like
the real elites, like the goats, were like, yeah, fuck that. No one wants to pay tariffs. No one
wants to pay tariffs. They're like, fuck that. So all the, all like the good knowledge, rolled up to the British and the Dutch. Yeah. So I'm like, the French French is French is French is French is French is French is French is the French is the French is the French. the French. the French. the French is the French is the French. the French. the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the French is the. the. the French is the French is the. the French is the French is the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the. the. the. is, the more wealth you create, because wealth, like, the more knowledge you get.
Yeah. Because people that are smarter attracted to the freedom. Yes. Right? So then,
the British now have all this knowledge. The Spanish are still chilling in this gold time.
It's like, that stopped being what wealth was. Like, so now the British know more than the Spanish and it's over, bro.
They went. They started an empire. Yeah. So the Dutch and the British teamed up, the Dutch East India company. Yeah. And the British East India company. Was that like the start of it when they did that? That's the start of the empire that we live it. We inherited. Yeah. So like they created this. It's a start of the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the empire. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ti. ttie. tttie. ttie. ttttttie. tttttttttie. ttttod. tttttoday. the the the the the, I'm sorry if this is boring. I'm listening, yeah, not boring.
No, this is a goat.
You say it's all the time, people want you to keep going.
Like so, the British and the Dutch are chilling now.
This is like the 1600s.
The Spanish is on the, they're on the downturn.
They're chilling.
They just have a bunch of gold and they create laws for worldwide trade. The British or the British? In London, in the city of London, the merchants get-
The city of London, not London, city of London, they get together and they make up these merchants laws.
They're doing all this like calculating and this is what this dude teaches.
This dude goes to the archives of central banks to do his research.
Come on. And uh, So, they go they th, they they they they they they they they they they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go the they go the their they go their they go their their their their their their their th. th. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the city. the their. their. their. their. their their their their their their the. the. the. the. the. the. their their the. the the. the. the the. the. toe. toe. the city. to to to toe. to do his research. Come on. And so they go around. They create, so right now the, so the Spanish had an empire, it was limited.
They had like South America, they were just hunting down gold.
The British and the Dutch are like, we're going to open up a worldwide trade organization.
So they do that.
And then they keep going until like war war one.
And then the pound starts to go down and the dollar starts to go up.
And for like 30 years, the British historians, like the British try to keep the, they try to keep that knowledge to themselves.
Yeah. So historians are like, oh no, the pound was still solid.
Dude, it was fucking shit after World War I. America's empire had already started. Yeah. So like the American Empire... And it was a
freer society, right? Well wealth, wealth switches. So every time like one
group gets to know, gets more knowledge, that's the beginning of a new empire.
So the British empire was like free trade kind of. Yeah. And they went around the whole world, but the war wars happened and all that th th already th already th already th th th already th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th their their th already th their their th already th already thi their their their thia thia their thia thia' thia thia thi. Yeah their their their their their their thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their te. I thi. I their their their their their their their their their their their their the whole world. But then the world wars happened and all that shit.
America, their empire is built on their currency,
their financial tool is debt.
And this is what blew my mind.
The reason that the dollar is so strong is because they'll keep printing them.
That's insane.
Every time these economists try thah is thah is thah is thine the economy thine thine thine the GDP went down, but the value of the dollar went up because they kept, because the Federal Reserve was like, yeah, we'll keep making them. So we, there's a, the British created a global empire. Then the dollar became the currency of that hollowed out empire. Yeah. And then since they keep printing it. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi the currency of that hollowed out empire. Yeah.
And then since they keep printing it, the whole gloat, if you have money, it's just tied to the dollar.
That's fucking bonkers.
So if they keep, yeah, yeah.
If they keep printing the dollar, the dollar is stronger.
Whereas before, like if you're Greek, if you're in Greece, right? Their economy crashed. If you have a currency, they want to create scarcity and hold on to it.
So that'll make it more valuable.
Yeah, but the dollars backwards.
So I don't know, did you ask about hyperinflation?
He said that there's going to be inflation.
He said that there's going to be inflation.
He thinks the IMF is going to go bankrupt. He said there's nothing but a cartel. That pumps me up. He said there nothing but a cartel, dude. But so is he saying like not to worry about the hyper inflation
shit that everyone's spurging about? He said there's going to be inflation but it's not
going to be like... Why more shit? No, it's not that. It's not that. It's not going to be that's insane. All that eliminate the brute shit and it's all it is is empires one group knows more than the other group.
Yep, that is a fictional show.
Oh yeah. Like a lot of books that were written, Euler Weasel, fiction.
I don't understand why they come up with this shit like of... It's weird, like how bad- They try to put race into this. It's insane. And it's like, dude, this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, this shit, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that's, thi. that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. th before. And they like fetishize how Native Americans and slaves were.
Hey, bro, the Indians were brutal.
They had slaves.
At one point in that show, the dude from America scalps the Indian.
It's like, that's their move.
That's theirs.
I mean, scalping, yeah, yeah.
They bodied themselves from scalping someone and bringing it back. You know what else is crazy to think about? Not to pivot from the fucking Frenchman's talk.
The shit of like, when they started materialism in science, that was part of all this.
What do you mean? So like Isaac Newton and all his dudes? Yeah. He's been through Isaac Newton's checkbook.
Chill. It exists, bro. Chill. They had very deep finance. Like they had their their their their th they had a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. they they they they they they It exists, bro. Chill. They had very deep
finest, like they had a ton of investors. Ledgers. Yeah, they had tons of ledgers.
Yeah. And those guys, they were crazy. Like, so they believed in Kabbalah and they believed in
science. Oh, yeah, same with Tesla. Science was just starting. Yeah. So like, but science got so much shit fucking wrong. And like, before that, so right before all that shit,
they built the cathedrals.
The Gothic Empire built the cathedrals.
Dude, they believe, now I will not show it this.
They believe that God is.
They loaded for bear today, God, God.
God was one with everything.
Pretty much when you smoke DMT, that's the Goths. Yes.
That's how we're, we are the Ostrogoths.
That's why stained glass windows exist.
That has to be.
Dude, those cathedrals don't have like a Jesus on them.
They're mandolas, bro.
Bro, people are here, man, when you say that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to keep going on and I'm like dude
I could inject this in my brain yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean that's the wild shit with like texle in the pyramids like everything you did was three six he had like OCD where he had to touch things like he had to
touch things a couple times and like things. Lick? Yeah he had a lick lick things.
Dude my fucking my buddy's dad went to school up in like Buffalo or
whatever with them and he said like him and David Spade would roll into a fucking random-ass like
what do you call a lecture hall? Yeah and just start spurring it out like doing
things in the lecture hall to fight like David Spade would be chasing Chris
Farley he'd fall down the steps and shit. Yeah apparently like they were
Lord Michaels was like I'm gonna start making movies guys yeah like I guess
because Wayne's role was such a big hit yeah um. Um He was like I like the way they like apparently like Farley and spade were fun
They had like a fun thing backstage and they were like can you just make that in a movie and it's just the tomboy road trip Like when they when Tommy boy goes on like the road trip. That's just them fucking around that's the funnip. that's just them. That's the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their they's they's just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're fucking. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. I I's like like like. I's like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like like. I'm like. their. I'm like. their. I'm like. their. I'm like. what Tommy Boy's on. Oh no, the thing you're watching.
Oh, it's all on YouTube.
Oh, so I was like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, uh, the front, when the Frenchman broke all that down,
after knowing that and watching kill all the brutes, it's like,
so fake.
Yeah. Because I told them I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr.. I'm out there yesterday moving those slates around and like constantly black people are coming out to me being like,
is this going to be for rent? What do you making this for this for? It's like dude? I've lived here for 10 years. I'm like, this is my house. Yeah. Why would you think I'm doing this for you? Yeah, why would th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi thi thi th. Yeah, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, black th. Yeah, black th. Yeah, black th. Yeah, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, th. th. th. th. Yeah, black, black, black thi. Yeah, black thi. Yeah, black thi. Yeah, black thi. that's, black thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the th. It's nuts. I mean that that's I live in clown
world. Yeah that's why I at the end of the day like you have to stop fraud like
you can't continue on with your life when it's like this chick could barely
hold her fucking Newport 100. Yeah and she was like... Could be any secret.
And sitting there being like basically going like you're making this for me right yeah I are
you kidding me and they're not from the neighborhood like you're yeah
they're not real Philly guys yeah obviously yeah that's why like dude at the
end of the day you just have to hath to be fucking honest like you can't sit
there and like I'm gonna put up a black lives matter sign because it's
the right thing to do it's like dude that chickthat chick just bought three fucking houses. How's that feel? How many little black kids that she
fucking saved with their three houses? It's all fake dude. And what would you want
me to put a bigger sign up in support of her? She's hosing you like all these
fucking foundations? All the black lies matter money goes to fucking. If fucking bananas is a sandwich. If fucking we have bigger thing, we have bigger problems
and systemic racism, dude.
Shut up.
We got to worry about tongues.
That's a good sandwich.
Yeah, I don't know why they put that in the trial.
There's no need for that.
If that's a thing, dude, we're way different than I thought. Yeah, that dude's going on a world tour to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. It's talking. It's talking. It's talking. It's talking. It's talking. To. To. To. To. To. To. To. To. T'a. T'a. to worry. That's going to to to worry about to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' to worry. T' is. T'a. T'a. T'a. T. T. T'a. T. T'a. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to too. it. I don't know why the Chicago Tribune would write an article on
How do you make a good banana sandwich? The banana mayonnaise sandwich? Can't even say it?
I can't wait for some like hipster artisan place to have like a banana and mayonnaise sandwich Bro, bro, that's gross. If you look at those two things and go this is a sandwich good. We got problems. Yeah, yeah, that's like. That's that's that's that's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. that's gross. that's gross. that's gross. that's gross. that's that's that's. that's. that's gross. that's gross. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the look at those two things and go, this is a sandwich.
Good.
We got problems.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like, I was all this like show and trial, the one kid that just got fucking
killed, fighting with the cops, they're all like spurring out.
Like people are putting shit online, like everyone's saying it's their fault. They should have libraries. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. that's like, thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. I grew up in a great neighborhood never went to a library fucking once can you stop it with this
don't have libraries bullshit they got fucking iPhones no one needs a
fucking free library well they hollowed out the middle class of people that
can talk about this stuff yeah yeah yeah it's crazy it's just fucking
retarded like anyone like going on and on about this like dude you can thi tho thi to the th th th th thin the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi to thi to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. toe. to tho. the. the Like anyone like going on and on about this like dude you can pick a million things where
cops look fucking bad.
You can pick a million things where black people look bad.
It's just shit's fucked up.
If it's a bad area, shit's fucked up.
That's the end.
There's no like the chick pulled out a fucking t streets and protest to get every cop that's a woman off duty
Because they should be in a kitchen. I mean CNN is showing the guy from roguing with the UFOs right now
That's how fake like that I'm just saying like their level of discourse Does the world inquire. It's just yeah, it's like oh yeah, let's chuck race and UFOs at them. Yes, that's what they're at right? It's? I. It's? I. It's? I. the they. they. they. they. they. they. the the they. the the the the they. they. the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the th. th. them. That's what they're at right now. It's nothing. It's very, like, dude, I understand
why the elites, the so-called elites, because I would go back to the fact that Matt's Bachelor
Party was the elites. Yeah, different elites. But I understand how they would fear like a conglomeration
of like regular ass dudes. Because I was on a couch with Sid and I've never
Every this dude saying stuff and I'm like okay Well, maybe stop you're in my head. Yeah, we're the same. We're the same person. I mean, it was insane
I'm like I know Shane's like oh dude, Sid's insane. It's like it obviously because we're the same person Everything he's saying I'm like right this dude's right this dude's right about everything that's what that's what? You can't th? th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th. th. this th. this this this this th. this this this th. this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th? th? th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thu's thi's thi's thi right. This dude's right about everything. That's what like.
You cannot let us get powerful together.
You can't.
And it's gonna look, it's gonna be really big
because they're slowly doing that to black dudes.
They're slowly fucking with them to the point where we're like,
yeah, why is everyone being such a bitch? Come on over here. Come on over. This is what's just going to happen because dude, the news is a joke.
They're gonna be growing up looking at their kid being like you better not do any that little
Nause X shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they're pushing them to the limits. I mean, yeah,
it's just like... Breathe. Bill, relax. We gotta slow down. That shit. That shit thi thi. You talk about the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking, the fucking, the fa. Bill, the fa. Bill, the fa. Bill, the the the their, their, their, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, their, their, Bill, Bill, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi, thi. their, their, their, their, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. their their their, their, their bad. Because you sit there, you talk about
the fucking libraries and shit, you talk about all this stuff, you have Black Lives Matter,
that's good, chuck a rainbow on it. Why? Why are you trucking Rainbow and transit to black
people? Why are you hating on my kings, dude? Because they're trying to break up the family? And the black lives matter thing is just trying to to to to break up to break up the human the human the human the human the human the human their their thape up th. thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thi, thi, thr-n' thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th thi, th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thi. thi. You thi. You thi. One trillion percent. The Black Lives Matter thing is just trying to break up the human family. Because we're all the same color, bro.
Literally, on the inside, all the same color.
I know that for a fact, not bragging, bro.
Yeah, that was very confusing, man.
Yeah, I cannot stay like.
You would think that black girls wouldn't have the pink when you're little. What? Yep, same as me. You just got Sunmore.
Yeah, the, uh, all those, like I was watching that shit and like,
they are just killing you with fucking propaganda and trying to get you divisive and like,
all these people were on, were on arms. Like, dude, they're fucking retards.
Fighting with the cop. Don't do that.
I can't even, I mean, like, until I walked into your house, cop. Don't do that. I mean like until I walked
into your house dude I haven't even been able to look at this I've been
listening the same five songs because you know what I was on a mountainside
with Tim Butterley yeah on mushrooms. That's what it should. That's an
experience. Yes that's where we're trying to get to. Yeah but that's a that dude is a saint. Yes, he handles drugs very well.
It's honestly confusing.
Yeah, that was, you guys ate so many mushrooms.
Ah, Shane did.
Yeah.
Because I was like, where are the rest of the mushrooms?
And Boeh me just turned around and goes, Shane ate them all.
Oh, I feel so bad for him eating all them.
Oh, I was fucking out. Just paking out all mushrooms, thinks, they, the, the, the, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, you, you, that was, yeah, that's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. Yeah, you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you. Yeah. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that was, that's. Yeah, that was, that was, that was, that's. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I was fucked, that fucked me up.
Just picking out all mushrooms, thinking about that,
and see like B, uh, what's his name?
And today's the pick and destiny,
fighting with, or playing with little sass.
Shane thought he was gonna be with sass and then he met the devil.
Yeah, dude.
What kings?
Yeah, that's like that's crazy like when be when Beezer was going off
I was like that is kind of nuts. Yeah, I mean that top tier operators. Yes, that is a tight-knit
group of friends which we are in we're friends maybe not we never got to hang out. That was the
first time I ever hung out. Yeah, that's first I've seen them a couple times. That's the first time we've seen I've seen I've seen I've seen seen I've seen seen seen seen seen I've seen seen seen seen I've seen seen seen seen seen the the their their their their their their their their their the tie. tie. I've seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him up their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tie. He tie. I've seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen seen. He the. He the. He's seen. He's seen. He's seen. He's seen the. He's seen the. He's tie. Hea. Hea. He's seen him their their their their their their their their their their t. Usually it's in the back of the green room, not bragging. That's where the comedians flesh out bits. That's where we get funny.
That's where we think about our fans, dude. That we'd love all our fans. Yeah, I mean
that was just happy-making time. And that's what I was saying like I will take
that over some treacherous bar. Like if you're just chilling at a house Yeah, but that I mean that was expensive like bars are supposed to mimic a
A place where you can go and chill all together. Yeah, that's not your house
That's that was you can't go get a mountain house every time. Yeah, but that that was just a good old time and that's why all the shit fucking works with Shane's gilien keels all that shit. All thus. What do you mean?
All this shit works because Shane, Moses, everyone's friends with him. Don't do Moses on him.
What do you mean?
Dude, it's King Arthur?
King Arthur?
Yeah, he's literally a king.
He's literally arrogant.
I know, but when it comes to tears, Moses level.
Okay.
But then they're all fucking boys.
This is how you make funny.
If you're not, you then have Saturday Night Live. That shit's not funny because none
of them are friends, all gay as fuck. Yeah, it's weird, man. I just wish everyone could, I think,
like, Shane, all of their shit is just going to go way up because that's the good feeling.
That's everyone being fucking friends. All those other things, get the fuck away from me. I watched the Nevers last night. Bro. Bro. B, B, B, B, B, B, B, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, things get the fuck away from me. I watched the Nevers last night
Yeah, bro
Burn HBO's headquarters to the ground that show sucks so bad. What is it?
It's fucking retarded. It's a bunch of like girls with superpowers. I'm with it. You know I love superpowers. It's you know I love powers. It's you know
I love powers. I'm trying to think maybe the creator of Nancy drew something of
that level maybe she made a show that's like that's what level it's on and it's
just them with secret powers fighting the bad guys and kicking ass okay
that's it it just it's just a horrible show okay this is the next shit
HBO has to offer.
It's like you gave us thrones, now you're going to give us the nerves.
I think where you're starting to see is the lack of creativity in that like when they make
stuff. Yeah. Because they're just going to algorithms.
Like tell me more about the show. marriage like the 171,800s era around then
And it's just a these two girls have a school of girls with superpowers
That's X-Men and they're trying to fucking know it's the nevers you fucking big and they try to like
Fight all the bad guys who were trying to get after them. Yeah, and it says like if you look to show up. It's like a mainly woman cast, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's like, the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, the, the, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, the bad guys who were trying to get after them. Yeah, and it says like if you look this show up It's like a mainly woman cast and it's like a bunch of chicks and a black dude. Yeah, it's like you're trying too hard to make something that's not saying. It's just they're just plugging in
Stuff their little. Yeah, it seems like AI made the show. It's their that. It's thi. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. It's the th. Yeah. I. the th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing. I. I. I. I. I m. I m. I'm. I m. I m. I m. I m. I m. I m. I'm. I m. I m. I m. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's X-Men. What you just said is just X-Men in the 1700s, dude. Yeah, it's just like... That's all it is, man. I watch it last night, just like, dude, you can
some of their powers. I wonder if there's any... One girl is, like she can see shit happening
in the future and flashes. The other person can harness energies. Yeah, okay. It's a popular X-Men move.
One, I don't know why, the frowns.
They're mutants.
Yeah.
The other girl can speak a bunch of languages.
Okay, cool.
And then the one girl's huge.
Yeah, that's the X-Men dude.
Though it's the nevers.
Yeah, like I got nothing on TV. Yeah. So a point where.
I have five songs you can listen to if you want.
Yeah.
I just hated that.
Like I try to just relax last night.
I came home.
I ordered a pizza with potato skins.
Horrible combo.
I don't know why I did it.
Yeah, I mean, that's why I fucking went and made all my smoothies for the week.
Now I get back to fucking programming.
But I mean, the list, two weeks we were fucking,
yeah, there's really fucked up weeks, man.
That was like not, I haven't stopped working since we got back.
Yeah, I've literally, I've literally, I've literally day. that I was smart luck yeah I mean that's what like if you
see the picture of me I went I Christianne Brilly great realtor great woman she sold
the house and if you see that picture I'm gone yeah I'm no longer on earth I'm glued and I want to go to sleep yeah yeah and then I went at the mountains you're unavailable after about 6. the the the the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. I the the the the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the the. I'm the the the the the. Yeah. I'm the th. I'm the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. the. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm glued and I want to go to sleep. Yeah, yeah. And then I went out the mountains. You're unavailable after about 6.30 mentally.
I get tired.
Yeah.
If it's fucking-
There's no, we can't do casts at night.
Let's, who are we fool in here?
Straight up.
It's just Sunday mornings, dude.
That's all it can't be. Yeah, and you don't want to give people. You want to give them quality. Absolutely not, dude. It is hard to talk to you because you just zone the fuck out.
I'm tired, dude. I know, dude, but you get tired, you get unreasonably tired.
I wake up at four. I know, but I'm just saying like, I don't wake up at four. So you're talking to somebody and it's seven o'clock, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, because, their, because you're just their, because you're just their their, because you're just their you're just their you're just their you're just their, because you're just their, because you're just their, because you're just their, because you, because you, you, you's their, you's their, you, you, you, you, you's their, you, you, you, you's their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their what I'm saying. Like it's unreal. Like you're sitting there going what's wrong with this dude?
I'm usually in my skibbies in my bed at eight o'clock. It's fine man. I'm not
coming out of you. Oh no I know that's like I don't know how people I was out last night it was like I got home at like 11 I'm dead. I'm dead thi. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. the. thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm dead person now. That's, I just, there's nothing makes me happier.
Then going to work and then you can go to a house fix it up.
That's happy.
I actually feel like I got siphoned into like a home.
Like you put me at that house to go do the plaster and you're like, go do your plaster stuff spade.
And I'm like, okay, Yeah, that's like when.
Now you get to see me be an artist.
That's what I do.
That's gonna fuck people up.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's my job.
Going there and doing that like when people are like,
what do you do for fun?
Is that? That's what I enjoy. We're good at it. You're on the walls. I'm demoing in front of you. This is heaven.
That's what I was sitting there the other night. Like, this will probably be looked back
as the most happy making times. There's going to be even more happy making time ahead of
us. I enjoy that. I enjoy that. I enjoy that. This is just good time. We're just having a good time at work. Yeah. All that shit just makes. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. they. that's they. that. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. the thi. thi. they. they. the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I will will will thi. th. I will th. I will will th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I will th. I will thi. I will thi. I'll thi do that. And that's what I'm saying, like, there's no fucking colonizers after you, like that makes people happy. That makes your
quote-unquote racist individuals happy to go into a fucking house and just make it nicer.
Yeah. That's, everyone has their own house, they want to make nicer, whether it be a house
or working
somewhere doing something fun.
That's everyone.
No one wants to fuck with anyone's shit.
Everything is just getting projected to you on the news.
Yeah.
Like if everyone turned that shit off, everyone be chilling.
They might even take the mask off to play softball.
I was crazy.
I drove through that and I was like, where is that?
When you go up the hill off Kelly Drive.
And the, yeah.
You know where the regatta is?
No.
Okay.
You said that and I was like, oh, is that the boat race?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I know.
They shut the boat race and you have to go up the hill. Baseball fields yeah, and they're all playing softball I mean maybe they're wearing mess, which is nuts
Yeah, that's what my niece just went to a track meet
Like she started doing track and there's only one person allowed there for every kid and like half the kids are running in masks. Yeah, that's child appease. That's what my niece That's what my niece doesn't. Yeah, that's a patriot. That's child abuse. Yeah, like it's just like such a fucking weird
Vodka downer, but also it's springtime dude. They can't yeah, they're not gonna win this dude
Summer's gonna be their downfall all of this fake science
Yeah, alternative effects before all this was the gotthex cathed. Yeah, we'll go back there. We'll go back there. We'll go back. the go back the. We'll wea. We'll wea. We'll wea. We'll th. We'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're not they're not they're they're they're not they're they's. they's they's they's they's. they's they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they're they. they're they're they. they're not. they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're not th. they're not the th. they're not the the the the they're not they're not theycup down materialism. It's all gonna cut, we're gonna be grateful for what we learned.
But we're gonna go back there.
We're gonna take everything that we learned and we're gonna go back to the cathetrals,
bro.
Yeah, you can see the materialism like overload on all social media.
the whole thing is just adds.
Yeah. What do you mean? Like all social media if you go on it it's just targeted ads. Like on another level because they know what you're looking at and what you're
like they know the exact time if you drive look at a like a sneaker for more
than five seconds then you're just gonna start getting you don't even have to
fucking click on it. Your screen just has to be fucking on it.
Like people are gonna get fucking sick of this shit because you're getting a bunch of horribly made shit from fucking China that will not last
at all and I was arguing with the person last night where they're sitting
there talking shit to me like I get paid three times more in you and I was like
okay it's not a big deal. What's going on? Somebody said they were trying to chert me a little bit like oh you're poor. T they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were th. I was like like like like like like like like like. I was like like. I was like like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. you're poor you're poor. That's fine It's like with the money I have what? Okay. Yeah
So with the money I have I currently have more stuff than you because all you do is buy Instagram stuff
What I fucking saw at that restaurant. Oh fuck yeah at Murfs that was insane that was insane because I've never been around the to the thiikeck Suck cock suck that was fucking insane I don't like being out to dinner
with like people like that because like they have it like they've done
nothing like they get the Patagonia vest they've done nothing and they walk
around like they should be like kneeled down to because they've been
doing accounting for five years it's's kind of crazy, man. It's a disgusting, fucking behavior. The way that they were talking to those wait
is well, it's not right.
Oh, that pisses me off when anything.
Yeah, they roll in there and they're like so fucking snarky.
That's like a new breed of person.
Because when she's like, oh yeah, it got messed up. the guy's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuke, thuke, thu. It's, thu's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. that's just, that's just, that's just, thi. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi's pisses thi's pisses thi's so we had to move the table and he's like, and the one
chick's like, it's not a big deal and the guy's just like, well, it kind is, like, under
his breath.
And I really wanted to be like, dude, say it to her face.
Yeah, you're a pussy.
She's right there, say it to her face.
You're a fucking pussy.
Yeah. for a fucking year and you're gonna get shitty with some chick who doesn't even want the masks on yeah Harry's at the fucking bar the boys are fucking
chilling boys dude that's my team there's no that's my team when we were
driving there and you're making fun of that dude eating ice cream
melted ice cream with wrinkles that was a drug addict but I'm yeah yeah yo broo that's the true that's the thau-I broo that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's me broo that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's'm never... That is like the night king of Scotty's.
On Purgisets eating Ben and Jerry's with a Pringle, sweet and savory, that's good.
When I enter a bar like that, that is the most natural...
That's where I'm supposed to be.
When I feel the vibe, those dudes, that's my team.
You're chilling. Yeah. Chuck in a pool t, I'm never leaving that place. I know, yeah. It's a nice bar, but it's getting like filled with those people like every fucking night.
Those people really weren't really around Philadelphia, like 10 years ago, they weren't.
Yeah, I have not like, this is just what I'm down. Oh yeah, we're driving down
Frankfurt Avenue. This is like a whole new level of rich people. Yeah, this is like the new wave of generational wealth. It's crazy dude. And all it is is like they don't, their hobbies are going out like that.
They all go to like Toulomb. Yeah, I guess I don't know. It's constant vacations. They're aliens to me.
Like I don't know what I couldn't even begin to think about what they do. Yeah, it's terrifying because it's the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tole. to. to. their their their their their they're they're they're These are like the they the considered elites
All it is is consume as much as you possibly can
Go on as many vacations as you can and just drain that generational wealth that fucking four like families before you have has helped create
All they're doing is fucking spending. Yeah, you're getting a job that's getting you like 150 200 a year, but you spending at a rate that's just gonna wipe it out and they have you thinking like the boomers are
Where it's like fuck that. I'm gonna spend it
Like send your fucking parents to a home. Don't take care of them. It's all me. Yeah, isn't that a fucking I do feel like sometimes not to be paranoid, but I do feel like there's a thinininin. their thin. their their their thin. their their their thin. their their thin. their their is their is thin. their is their's their's thi thi thi thi thi thi. their's their's thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. F. F. F. F. F. F. I's. F. F. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's f. I's f. their f. I's like. th. th. th. thin. I's like. I's like. I's like. S. I's like. I's like. I's like. S. I's like. I'm. I'm. S. Yeah. Yeah. trends. So like dudes see, dudes know how to do real estate trends. Yeah. And you know that there's a bunch of
dudes that do group real estate in cities, inner cities. Yes. And it just so happens that every 30 years there's racial riots in the city's. Every 30 years, like clockwork. Yeah. Like, we need th th th th th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th, like clockwork. Yeah. Kind of like we need to make money for another generation of people that would invest in this
Ponzi scheme.
Yes.
You know what?
They have those real estate packages.
Yeah, I mean that.
It's like, oh, you know what would be great is if the media could drum up a fucking
shit storm and lower property values.
Yeah, I'm just like you could get it. Yeah, exclusively in those, what are they called opportunity zones?
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, you could think, it's not that far-fetched,
because it literally like clockwork, Watts, Rodney King.
It's like, it's like 65, 92, 2021.
It's like, it's literally on time, every thirty fucking years. Yeah, it is crazy though because, who was that chick that chick that, th. It, th. It, the, th. It's, th. It's, the, th. It's, the, th. It's, the, the, th. It's, the, th. It's, the, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. the. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. though because who was that chick that did the,
not the pandemic chick, but it was a girl fits, awesome fits.
All that fucking shit that got fucked up was either a corporate shit like
Apple stores, targets, all this stuff.
Target was weird, dude. Or opportunity zones exclusively because it was right near my house
but fucking my streets not getting touched.
All these houses aren't getting touched.
It's like Indiana Avenue, 50 Second and fucking market.
All these like prime real estate.
Prime real estate for a up and coming fucking neighborhood gets wiped the fuck out and
set on fire.
Since they fucking one go back and check a fucking podcast.
We told you this.
I know but I'm just saying like it's it really is crazy now
that we're gearing up for you know whatever the fuck they're gonna do with
Derek Sholvin. Yeah I mean and it's it's fucking sad that this dude won't get a
fair trial. Dude I don't like cops that much like I'm cool with cops but like
for the most part when they're fucking dickhands and shit, I'm like, fuck, dude, this fucking, if I get cherries and berries behind me, I'm just like,
moth fucker, dude. What the, if I see truck enforcement,
fuck off, dude. I'm just trying to fucking work.
This dude isn't gonna get a fair trial because everyone in the jury has already been docks They know it's going to be worldwide or nationwide riots funded by George Soros and you know that.
It's kind of like they want it.
That's what I'm saying.
Every 30 years they have to have these riots.
Yeah.
So all this heals a nation.
And I watched a fucking video.
This this chick, this black check was freaking out.
And she quoted like Trevor Noah from the night before.
She's like, we're burning down our the neighborhood, we're burning, the neighborhood, the neighborhood, the neighborhood, the neighborhood, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, own anything here. It's like, cope harder.
That's why you're burning your neighborhoods down?
This is, like, you are getting directed on what the fuck up.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't know.
That's insanity.
Like, I would never hear anybody say that around me.
No shit.
Nobody would fuck up any of their own shit.
Obviously, did it just doesn't make any fucking s. That's just a script. It is a fucking script.
And she's quoting Trevor Noah.
Yeah, okay, bud.
Beat it, dude.
Yeah, you're not even American.
What's the fuck out of here?
Yeah, him and John Oliver just burn my ass, dude.
They're like another algorithm. Let's get a foreigner with a goofy accent to do like weird, guess what comedy, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theaauu. thi. thiau. thi. thi. thiau. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi foreigner with a goofy accent to do like weird, guess what comedy, like
ooh, they're fucking retards.
Yeah, my accent superior to yours.
That's what like my one, the one dude I drive with, he's like fucking 58 years old, insane,
like says crazy fucking shit, nutty ass dude, but his wife is a schoolteacher and she,
it's CNN all day long and like he calls somebody
goes dude that one kid was unarmed dude he was shooting cars with bullets yeah
and if someone were to die in one of those cars oh that's like man that's just nut-air Chicago
but instead he got away and then got fucking shot by cops and it's like that's white supremacy
so no the kid was shooting at cars. Yeah it's insane it's just's like that's white supremacy. No, the kid was shooting at cars. Yeah, it's insane.
It's just clown.
But that's what's like, this dude washes it
and he just gets to see like the,
just the blow by CNN shit where it's like
an unarmed 13 year old shot.
Then the same shit was like,
that guy wasn't doing anything. They just pulled him out of the car. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. the th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that. toe. toe. to just. to just. to just. to just. to just. to just. to just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the. the the. the. the. theee. thr. thr. toeeeeeeeeeeean. toeeeeean. toeeean. the're jumping in a fucking car that could have a gun and cops get shown that shit all day long.
Like imagine a cop's algorithm on fucking Facebook of like this is what happens when the dude
didn't shoot him and it's just like getting domed by some random guy.
Yeah, weren't the, isn't there a shit famous for like watch people die and live leaks? Yes. Like they're their a their a their a their their they're isn't they're isn't they're isn't they're isn't they're isn't they're their isn't they're their isn't their isn't their isn't their a shit, isn't their a shit are just their a shit are just their a shit are a shit a shit a shit is th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't their a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit a shit, isn't their shit a shit a shit is their shit is th. isn't th. isn't th. isn't th. isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't th. Isn't thi. Isn't thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm just just their shit's their shit's thi. thi. th. I's They just watch live leaks. Yes. Yeah. Like they're seeing that like a dude house back in his car and the officers being cool, turns around fucking caps them. So this
is running through every fucking dude's head and it's making it even worse when you're
getting killed with fucking Facebook algorithms. Yeah, and I mean the guys, the same guys, I think the same guys that are behind the fucking tre. The-aull-a, I the guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys I I I I I I I I the same the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same guys the same guys the same guys the same guys the same guys the same guys the same the same the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I think I think I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I the same I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think I th. I think I think th. I think think th. I think th. I think th. I think th. I th. I th. I th. I the same I sweeping trends of real estate and all this chaotic shit.
Yeah. They're squatted up with the guys that want to take the guns. Yeah, so they're
like high-fiving each other because the, you know, they really want us to not have guns.
Yeah, that is just the biggest pile of horsesh shit on the planet because all these gun deaths just aren't like thee. Like, thi. Like, like, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, th. they're, th. thi. their, thi. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. T. th. T. T. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. They, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. they's, th. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, th. th. they're, their, their, their, their, their, aren't like these aren't NRA, like it's weird that they make it like NRA members and like all these people that like
like one to like carry without permits. It's like dude most of these homicides are just done by criminals.
Yeah, like normal people who do it the right way don't kill people. Yeah, I'm just saying like that. There's a thing where the media the media, the media gets the media the media the media the the media the media the media gets the media the media the media the media the media gets the media the media the media the media gets the media the media gets the media gets the media the media gets the media gets the media gets the media the media gets the media the media the media the media the media the media the media gets the media gets the media the media the media the media the the the the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media the media gets. the media gets the media gets the media gets the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the media gets the the the media gets the media gets the media gets the media gets the who pay the media to create these narratives. Yeah, they want to create, they want to win on real estate and they also want to fucking...
They want their stock market to go up and they want no one to be able to turn around and say,
wait, this makes no sense and then fucking take them over with force.
Yeah, they want to bethis is a fucking farce. Like you got tricked, don't have to spur, you don't have to light shit on fire, but you can just say, okay, I'm no longer with this.
Yeah, man, it's a bummer.
You're bringing me down.
All this is really bringing me down.
I was like off, when I was driving over here, I was like, this is gonna be great, dude. Yeah, I mean. And it's just like, fucking eliminate the brutes and this fucking, this is fucking, this is fucking, this is fucking, this is fucking, this is fucking, this.
This is real bummer shit, dude, it's springtime.
You can't, you can't have this, you can't have this phased me like, you can't, that's that's.. You can't. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this.'re chill-ass. I feel like my face is going to melt and I'm trying to relax.
It's springtime, bro.
Yeah, open the fucking curtain.
I'm trying to share this beautiful existence with a woman and create another life.
I mean what the fuck?
Yeah, I hear you, bro, I walked that place just walking like fucking what's his name Charlie Brown
Yeah, yeah, I need a girl is just like midnight cowboy theme song playing
Yeah, there there is hope obviously for the patron we're gonna open that curtain. Didn't we do that last time?
Who wee. That's nice.
Yeah, there's nothing better than driving down the blue route
and you see the fucking trees start the buds.
That's what I'm saying.
I figured this out, like last week I was like,
holy shit, there's spring.
Yes.
Fuck. Were you the one telling telling tell, tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel the the the the tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' that'n'n' tho' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th' th'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'a'a'n'a'a'a' was Hals. That's crazy.
Yeah.
It literally shouldn't be a thing.
Shouldn't be a thing, yeah.
Yeah, like,
Hals knows some weird shit.
Yeah, he knows some weird shit.
Yeah, like that shit.
He knows a lot of weird stuff.
Yeah, like that shit he was saying with the population being maxed out. that. Yeah, like that should that. the the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that sh shi. that shi. that shi, that sh-a, that shit. that shit. that sh-a, that shit. that sh-a, that sh-a, thi, that sh-a, that sh-a, it that sh-a, it that sh-a, it that sh-a, it thi, it thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thirty thirty thirty-s. thirty-s shouldn't thirty-s. thirty-s shouldn't thirty-s. thirty-s shouldn't thirty-s shouldn't thirty-s, that's not, I mean a lot of people know that. Yeah, yeah, I mean, did I enter his head? Yeah, obviously. Yeah, you owned him. You controlled him like
crank for a while. Put him in a fucking casket. That was nice. Because what people don't
understand is, I'm the youngling. Yeah, been the youngling forever. That was a long time coming. Yeah, because that was just a that was a long a long long long long, that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long that was a long time time thime that was a long th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the thime. the the thime. thime. thi. Yeah. that was a long time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time that was a long time that was a long time that was a long time that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a long time. time. that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a long time time. that was a long time. that was a long time. that was a brute force that wasn't really IQ that he was bullying us with. Yeah, he was stronger and bigger than all of us.
But it is weird because it's a weird fucking feeling because I mean you were the oldest,
you're a Christchild, no big deal. But like when you start realizing that you have some sort
of power to fuck with people, it's insanity. You reached another level of awareness.
Yes. And I enjoy this. Yeah, that's what I think. th, th, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was, he was, he was he was he was he was he was he was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. He was he was he was he was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was the the the. He was thr. He was the. He was th. He was th of awareness. Yes. And I enjoy this.
Yeah, that's what I think that that's what life is to try to increase your levels of awareness.
Yeah, make something. And become a higher functioning human. Yes.
Try to put people on. Well, once you reach, once you get yourself up there, then you can put people on. Yes. Like it's tough. A lot of people don't ever get anywhere to the any the any the any the any the any the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm theee. I'm theeeeea. I'm th. I'm theeeea. I'm th. I'm theee. I th. I th. put people on. Yes. Like it's tough.
A lot of people don't ever get anywhere.
They don't even attempt this shit.
I watched it last night.
Yeah.
You listen to Poplock and drop it from 2007 and drink fucking margaritas.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the one chick was like drinking.
She said something like, I'm just going to drink till I die I guess and like trying to be funny I looked at her just dead in the face so you should make that a caption and she thought I was dead serious
what's a caption mean like a caption on a picture like you're a girl drinking
like gonna drink these till I die like oh I didn't want to live anymore like
there's chicks jammed up right now that they can't go out and get snit like I guess penises but they're like sitting there like there like there like there like their like their like their like their their they're like their they're like their their they're like their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. I thi. the. I thi's the. sitting there like going to a park and reading and like trying to make it.
They're like every girl hate to break it to you shouldn't be cops at all. You suck at it.
You should just be doing what these types of girls do and you go to the park and you make up a fucking
thing in your head that some dudes going to eventually approach you. But hey what are you reading? You want to get coffee. their their their thes, let the guys handle everything, just sit in parks, let the dudes come up to you,
stop it with all this stuff. Yeah. Stop it with the cops, stop it with the politics, you're fucking
shit up. It is kind of crazy where you think it, like a girl is not that that their girl, it's not that crazy for a young girl to to to to to to to to to to to thagn, thagn, thian girl, thian girl, thian girl, thi girl, thi girl, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, that, let's their, let their, let their, let their, let their, let their, let their, let th. Let that, let that, let that, let th. th, let's, let's, let's th, let's, let, let, let, let, th, th, th, thi, thi, let, thi, let thi, thi, let thi, let their, let their, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, their, their, their, they, their, their, their, their, let their, to think that her life should be a romantic comedy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they actually think that in their heads.
And that's how to eat their side. I mean they can because...
You have a pussy. Yeah. They can do whatever you want. They can do whatever they want.
Yeah. If you're a girl like this, you don't have to worry about fucking any thing. Oh yeah, they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they don't. Oh, and they don't. they're like. And they're like. they're like. they don't. And they don't. And they don't. And they can't. And they can. And they can. And they can. And they can. And they can. And they can. And they can. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they. And they're like. And they're like. And they're like. And they're like. And they're like. And they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they're like, I they you mean? Like if you're like, oh, I don't know, like my career,
you're all fucked up by your career,
and you're at least a four and a half,
you might not have to work.
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing with the strip club
is like the strip club is a little microcosm of the world
where like women, here we are in like a little gino-centriccentric-centric-centric-centric-centric-oenic-oeniccentric-oeniccentric-oenicentric-oenicentric-oen, they're running the show, how are they running the show? With their posts. These big giant dudes protect them. So when big giant dudes can protect girls, they can manipulate all the money out of you and
you can't do anything about it.
And you'll smile.
And you'll smile.
And they are girls that dive deep into female psychology.
Yes. Strippers, if you sit and talk to a stripper, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they's, they's, they're, their, they're, they're, they're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, that's what girls are if they were left unchecked. Yes.
That's unbridled female psychology because they have the protection of the house, they have
the protection of the dudes, and they're told to manipulate.
So the girls that are sitting there going like, I don't care, I'll manipulate, but
inside every real girl's head is a stripper.
Yeah. Every waitress is a little version of this. I mean, anyone in the service industry is a stripper.
If you're cutting a hair, congratulations, you're stripping.
Man, please stop touching my head like that.
You're giving me bonners.
That head wash bonner shit is fucking crazy.
I might get a hair from a girl pretty soon.
Yeah, instead of a black dude.
What that though.
What isthe fuck? Not that it matters, okay? What is you doing? Bigot?
Yeah, that was, I was in there last time and he's like, he looked at me, he's like, did
you get your vaccine?
You got the vaccine?
And I looked at him like he just, I was black and he called me the end one.
Yeah, what's it's going to want us to have. I'll fucking break the law, dude. It'll be a QR code. Dude, they were trying to shoot for this like five years ago or 2018, four years ago.
They were trying to get vaccine passports with a QR code that would have all your bank
accounts and all your credit information.
Blo me.
Yeah, bloat. Yeah, blo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's they're. Yeah, it's they're. Yeah. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's they're, they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. It's. Yeah. Yeah. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's they's they's they're. It's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're over your health and your money. Well, they're trying to spin it like it's just so convenient for you. Yeah, blow me.
Well, they're going to make it convenient, like if you want to get in places, you're
have to walk in, you have to walk in and go, boop. Yes. And then once you have your QR code, you can go into the building. They make it, their their their their their their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's th. It's like. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. they. they. they're the., like when it comes to this, starting off- I'm trying to make as much money as humanly possible
and then piecing out to Balson area. We can get a bunch of land somewhere on this on this earth,
on this plane of existence. Yes. And start a whole new thing. Yeah, because this is no existence. Frank Pooh said it on his deathbed, this is no existence. I don't have pancreatic cancer, but this is no existence. I don't like this at all. Oh I know, yeah. It's really
sucks. Yeah, it really sucks. But at the same time, springtime. That's what I'm saying. You can't
stop. You can talk all this negative shit. Come for a drive with me. I'll drive from Rikis'os to here. to the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's really really really really really thi. thi. thi. It's really really really really thi. It's really really really thi. It's really really thi. It's really really really thi. It's really really really really really really really really th. It's really really really really really th. It's really really th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's really really really. It's really th. It's really th. th. th. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really thi. It's really really really thi. It't it great that we get to do all this stuff I pretty much became a DMT entity yeah that's
good you know I mean I'm just like this is this is amazing dude life is
awesome obviously we should share it with more people let's make more people
how do you do that gales sex I fuck so they fuck so many chicks I fuck there should be more of us yeah no we we don't't have Patagoni Vest, so we will remain without one.
It is funny.
We need a buy Patagonivest.
Like, I'm sure they look good.
I'm sure in their heads, they're like, I look good.
They're thinking too much about the way they look.
And I look at them.
And I'm like, you look It's kind of gay. Like, yeah, like tight little pants. Birddogs. Little puffy fucking jacket, like, bruh.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Jackson Hole hat.
Whatever, man, those guys at Murphs, whatever the fuck they're wearing.
Yo, dude, not trying to be harsh, but you're gay.
That's just all it is. No one's sitting there like, I don't know, man. It's kind of gay. Yeah, no one's saying it.
You've been in the shower for 25 minutes.
You gay?
How come you have color-coordinated socks?
Fag.
That shouldn't be illegal.
That's too fun.
What?
Like, you can say it whenever you want I do
I mean I make it a point if like we're at Murphs and we're around the hipster chicks
I will say it so they can hear it dude fuck the vaccine. Yeah, I mean I think I was talking to you the other day that's That's fun being gay it's is gay. Yeah, that's all it's like simple ass simple ass dude. Yeah, if you're dude if you're like sitting there fucking dudes just like your fucking dude
Like if you're like hanging out and like trying to get a dude as a boyfriend it's like you know that's gay
Yeah, if you're trying to suck a deck dude. I don't care, but it like it's gay. Yeah, yeah, if you're sitting there and trying to kiss dudes with stubble, ew.
Shit's weird.
Yeah.
That's queer.
You guys like that word?
I'll say that word.
You're being real queer right now.
I'll be like, I'll be like, they-lo'n'a,
I'll be like yeah have you ever seen Tommy boy and watch
Tommy boy yeah it's good goofy little movie that's fun it's kind of fun
but like imagine if you wanted to do that with a dude that's gay yeah I'm a
like if like you had that same thought like I wish a dude was here to watch this with me it like I mean I to thrown I the the the the th I the th I the th I th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I to to th. I th. I was like like like I was like like like like like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was this this this this this this this this this this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to th. to th. to to to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. to to watch it with me. It's like, I mean, bro. I fell asleep, like, I don't know how any girl, whatever, I mean, probably because
they're gay, but I, I'll fall asleep on my arm.
Yeah.
And in the middle of the night, I wake up my arms dead to sleep.
I touch my hand and I'm just like, ew.
Oh, my hands.
I couldn't imagine.
I'm sleeping. And a a a a a the they. I, and a tha. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can. I can. I. I. I. I. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can sleeping. Especially right now after all that plaster in the house, my hands are going. I'm sleeping and a me comes and grabs my forearm. Yeah. And do I do it sometimes when I'm
falling asleep being like to pretend this is a girl for a second when you fall asleep?
Yes. It's really depressing. Yeah, but for the most part I don't do that. Yeah, it's fun. But it is just weird. Not that it's we that's weird. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th tha. the the the the the the the thea thea thea thea thea thea the thea thea thea thea tha. Yeah. It's weird. Call gay, gay.
Yeah. It's definitely weird.
Go back to pretend you're straight, have families, and then fuck dudes on the side.
That's how it's supposed to be.
We got to continue us. Even if there's more gays, I don't care.
I said that one time of my mom, I was like, I have all the tolerance, no hate, no bad feelings towards it at all. I just don't think it should be promoted because it's a dead end for society.
And she's like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Like all the like, you should be able to say that.
Yeah, and I was just like, I mean, like, not everyone can be gay?
So don't promote it.
And she's like, yeah. Stop being people. Yeah. If everyone was gay, what would be AI? What are you talking about?
I mean, you're Andrew Shapiro.
I watched, I listen to his podcast on half-speed dude,
and it sounds normal.
It's fucking weird.
But I gotta take a fucking piss.
We'll do a patron.
Hope you're happy that you gotta fucking up.
You fucking great.
Yeah, I got him.
Like a clock a clock a clock a clock a clock a clock a clock a clock a clock, like a clock, like a clock, like a clock, like a clock, like a clock, like a clock, the clock, th-a, th-