Was I In A Cult? - STATUS UPDATE: "New Email Who Dis?"

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Liz and Tyler pop by to update you on their lives, and to reassure you that they will be back! Please support Was I In A Cult? Through Patreon  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check, check, check, check, check, one, two. It's been a while since I've spoken. Flip, flip the microphone the other way, it goes the other way, Tyler. It has been a while. It's funny, what you forget. What do you forget? How to talk? No, we are back, sort of. Don't lie to them. We're back, sort of. We're kind of bad. We're kind of bad. We're kind. We're kind of. We're kind of. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're coming. We're coming. We to. Do I look different? You do. You look thinner. Oh, how very male of you? No, that's not fair. You know what I mean. Oh you mean because I popped a child out of it? And I can hear that child. Yes, you can. Liz has a baby in her arms. I do. He came four weeks early, surprised all of of us he spent the first eight days

in the NICU but look at him now he's healthy and happy and huge and fat very fat we like fat babies here yeah he did a fine job well I thank you sir what about you what what's been keeping you busy Tyler what have you been up to well I haven't been pushing living creatures out of my nether regions if that's what you mean I suppose I have been to the the thi thi thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu that thu thu thu thu the thu the they they they thu they they they they they they their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to to to to to to to the the te teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toe toe toe to to the the to the the to been up to? Well, I haven't been pushing living creatures out of my nether regions. If that's what you mean, I suppose I have been creating my own babies, film babies, if you will. Oh, I'm not taking that bite, Tyler. You're not going to plug my movies even now, are you this?

Fine. How's our signature banter? I think it's good. I think th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thia. that's that's that's that. that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that'ster? I think it's good. Yeah. I mean, I think it's rusty. It is rusty. It's not a level. Kind of like my abs at the moment. Uh-huh. You know what I tried to do a sit-up the other day?

It was like asking me to pull a tree out of the earth. I swear to God we are the flowers they are given. Shout out to all the ladies that have done that before. Wow. So, Tyler, tell our audience what's going on because we're not actually back, you guys. This is like a status update, if you will. You dropped the binky, didn't you? I did again.

And he took a shit, right? His nickname is Mr. Shit. shit yeah hopefully that'll carry maybe he doesn't want the binky have you thought about that if he keeps spinning oh maybe you'll put it in your mouth give me some mic time for once Says the man with still a face for radio okay you've been making some movies. I've been making some movies and that's kind of the reason why we haven't been doing the show why we stopped up for the first season even though we promised you there would

be a second season. And there will be you guys. We want to thank you guys for not giving up on us. The show has been going through a bit of a transformation I guess much like Liz's abdomen. Yes we are in the middle the middle the middle the middle th th the middle th. th. th th th th th th th th th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. We th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We are th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi through a bit of a transformation, I guess, much like Liz's abdomen. Yes, we are in the middle of finding our show a new home. And we've also been compiling some new stories in preparation for season two. Oh, and you guys, we have a new email address. It is info at was I an occult.com. Which means you could send us emails about when the hell the show is going to come back. So email us there to bother us about when the show is going to back. But we do love your emails and we have been reading them and we are so sorry we haven't been able to reply. We will get our proverbial shit back together.

We promise. Keep writing us. Don't give up, just because you've written in and we haven't replied, doesn't mean we won't. You guys have shared amazing incredible stories, and we can't wait to have many of you in our season two. Right. We are still looking for a Scientologist to tell their story. If you're an ex-Scientologist who has an amazing story, please reach out. We're still kind of looking for that gem of a tale. Right. And if you're Tom

Cruz and want to tell your story, just fly your jet on over here. Yeah, no, we will cover Scientology for some reason everybody's obsessed with that. And yes, we are going to tell our personal stories. Don't you worry about that. That'll be once we find our new home, we'll be back in your ears. Whether you like it or not. We also are looking for some interns. Yes, we are. We are looking for someone to help us with our social media. So if you're interested in helping us with our social media game, please email us. Again, that's info at was Ina occult. Just put social media intern in the subject line and we'll get back to you. Yes, and we also could use some help with production slash research. Yep looking for that as well so put production intern in the subject line again our email is info at was I an

a cult. Yep and you can come help us and learn a lot about cults to a shit ton of free work. Get ready to be exploited and taken full advantage of and you'll be ushered into our inner circle. Which isn't as exciting as it sounds. Enough of that terrible banter. We will be back next we don't know when but there will be some... We don't know when but we will be back. So you need patience like Tolstoy once wrote, the two most powerful warriors are patience and time. And like Nuk-Lalooche once said, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.

That's a great quote, but has nothing to do with patience. But it does have to do with the weather. We love you guys. We'll see you soon. We won't see you. We will hear, you will hear us soon. Chow for now. I gotta go put this baby on a booby. Don't be my life. Crucify me.