Watch What Crappens - #134: Ill Mannered, Needy Robot Babies

Episode Date: July 3, 2014

Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) mull over a week full of bad manners and needy wives on Ladies of London, Married to Medicine, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York. We also vomit (no, seriously) while discussing Cinnamon Girl diet shakes and chat a bit about Big Brother for those of you who requested it. Come on in! Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and you get a new or transfer.com for the low price of $2.95. Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Crappens, Oh, when you're gonna be trapped in Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Crappens, the podcast about all the crap we love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ronnie Karam from TrashTalkTV.com and I'm joined with the lovely, thin, and effervescent Ben Mandelker of B-Side Blog. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. It's so nice of you to call me thin

because I've actually been going in the exact opposite direction i don't believe you i have instagram so i know when you're lying no no i just can i can take good angles but the truth is um i started seeing a trainer about three or four weeks ago like fucking one or working no no no no no no no um but uh he they were like la fitness was like okay you want to get your metabolism going so you want to eat like like you know uh three big meals a day and then in between them like three little meals whatever so i've been eating a lot and i've been going to the gym but i think i've actually been just gaining weight like i'm up i've gained about eight pounds and my belt is like i can't get to the

notches that i normally used to go to so yeah trainers don't understand normal people's stomachs when they say eat three big meals a day they mean like a couple of eggs and some water for one and then like some salsa celery and a grilled chicken breast for the other like a meal to me is a pizza and ice cream like yeah well you know one of my problems is that there has been a little bit more pizza in my diet the past week or two than normal so that's probably the real issue but it's doing good for like three weeks and then just that part of me comes over there's a part of me that just takes over that doesn't give a flying crap and i just i don't care i'm like fuck it i don't care My way of being rebellious in the world is being fat. Like I make up all these weird excuses. Like I'm showing everybody how much I don't give a fuck what they think. But then when I'm actually in public, I'm like pulling at my shirt, you know, like that makes you look so much thinner.

me because I was at Jones Cafe on Sunday and people listening may hear that my voice sounds a little strange. Like I have a slight impediment today and that is because on Sunday, I was with a bunch of people and we ordered their hot apple pie which comes in a skillet and in the skillet is like brown sugar and butter caramelized and bubbling away. That's like heaven you know and ice cream so i'm like oh fun uh so i've had a few bites i'm like you know what i don't need one more bite of this apple pie but i'm gonna go for one last bite so i stick my spoon in the pie and i scoop up a whole bunch of that like caramelly bubbling caramel sauce and then put it in the

ice cream too to cool it down i put in my in my mouth. The caramel congealed onto my tooth, and I bit down. It was like a little dagger, like a little fang, and I fully pierced my tongue. Oh, my God. And I drew blood, and now I have like a semi-swollen canker-sory tongue situation, and every word I say hurts, and some of the words are bringing tears to my eyes so that's why you know how sonia feels at all times with her canker sore infested mouth oh my goodness so sorry we open with so much non-housewives talk but it's been that kind of week okay so to finish the intro we'll make it really fast um you can find me, Ronnie Karam, at Ronnie Karam on Twitter or on – who cares?

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And I forgot to. Oh, Jenny Fantastic liked it. How about that um so anyway yeah she was and then everyone hated her no she didn't even talk um uh wait one last non um uh bravo thing very quickly people have been asking us because we did it last year if we're going to be covering big brother we're not going to be covering big brother but ronnie and i have other sort of side gigs that we do or main gigs maybe this is a side gig ronnie does his big brother in two minutes stuff on his website trash talk tv.com and i have another podcast called the banter blender and it's about different i bring on different guests even every week so it's about

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That's it. Okay, yay. Okay, Housewives. Once again, it's a week of Housewives. There was really nothing else on Bravo that we're watching. I heard Miami, that million-dollar listing Miami started, but I know there's no way I'm getting Ben to watch that show. I mean, I could watch it. I like million-dollar listing LA.

I just hate New York. I do, too. And Miami looks like similar to New York where it's just so fake that you can't get past it. But you guys, come let us know what you think about that. If we're wrong, tell us and we'll watch it. But right now I'm like, ooh, Mary. Yeah. Basically, nothing happened on Bravo this week in general.

That's my macro note for the entire week. Nothing happened on any show. Literally like the wedding, Candy's wedding didn't even happen. It was supposed to, I thought it was on this week. Nope, they bumped it to next week. Yeah, someone on the Facebook page said it's probably because the BET awards were that night,

which is a good draw. You don't want your big season finale on that night. Right, exactly. So there was none of that. There was some married meds. Did you watch that? Yeah, I might as well have just stared at a piece of lint on my couch. It was truly the most pointless episode i've ever seen in this series

is history nothing happened there was a fashion show they spent like 15 minutes on this fashion show at least nicole being like everything has to be in place for the fashion show i'm getting very serious you girls better get in line those lights had better work for the fashion show that we are about to do. Everything is riding on this. A store is coming. Another store is coming. Another store is coming. A lot of ladies who might possibly have cancer are coming. She's like, I love how in the end of the episode, she tried to frame how like cool or how impressive her line was.

She's like, we are in 25 boutiques nationwide. I'm like, it's cool you're in 25 boutiques. That's 25 more than I'm in with anything I've ever done. But it's still only 25 boutiques, okay? This is not the second coming of Diane von Furstenberg. Yeah. You know who else is in 25 boutiques? Like those little metal matchbook things that people put memes on from the internet okay those are

two that doesn't mean they're great designers right nicole you know well you probably don't go shopping with women very much but in women's stores they have all the they have like this section where it's like really cute things like a little match little metal matchbook type thing and then it has those funny e-cards with ladies from the 50s. I wish I could vacuum your mouth out. I'd do it. Yeah, those things.

It's always like someone smiling at me and marching and being like, if I could tell you how many fucks I give, the answer would be zero. I'm like, oh, here's another sassy e-card from someone who's actually not sassy at all in real life yeah those i love women's stories with that section and you know it's probably lisa nicole who's buying that shit she's the one probably sending that sending those sassy e-cards to people

being like sounds like you know what today is i call it a five martini day now fuck off she's you know she's not like that at all i want my breakfast of pills and booze yeah i love those um so yeah not much happened dwight is kind of the worst person ever okay look if you ever want to be taken seriously about anything ever don't have dwight as your partner because gross yeah exactly that is the first way to uh lose legitimacy in any form of fashion or business or anything in life that girl that girl needs to work on her face I don't like it she needs to get it cut off I'm like have you seen yourself lately you look like fucking Anita Baker got beat in the head with a guitar and then like vacuumed up off

the street and reconstituted in a jar that's insulting that's insulting to anita baker and the guitar and all jars really but no he is truly an awful person who i don't believe has any expertise in anything i think what what he does is he walks around and he sees something and he's like does that chair have to be there do we have to have that chair that i need the chair to be moved and the chair could have nothing to do with anything it just gives him some sort of authority yeah like he walked up to that guy who was hanging stuff and he's like why do you have beige and white together and the guy's like i'm spacing them out

he's like but oh and the guy's like really yeah okay i'll back up now i'll back up that was my favorite part of the episode when the guy like stood back i was like huh i was like finally someone does it and i was like all right all right and of course like most bullies immediately backs down yeah but then the models come in none of the dresses are made properly and lisa nicole's like why is the zipper on backwards whose fault is this and dwight's like it'll be fine it'll be fine just have a bunch of babies dressed like the president nobody will know the difference i i i was really amused by the fact that she's surprised that she couldn't get good like good fashions down in atlanta i mean how many fashion shows we have

to see in atlanta before people realize people realize Atlanta is not the hub of fashion? You're going to have samples out of holes in them. Do you remember what happened to She by Sheree? Oh, my God. I know. And then on Candy's wedding, which wasn't on, obviously. But on Candy's wedding, Rico Chappelle's making all those clothes. I mean, Lord help that girl.

Because I saw his season of Project Runway. And there's a very good chance that nothing's going to be coming out. Well, not to jump ahead, but the previews for next week's Married to Medicine are Quad's puppy fashion show, where apparently the samples are also bad, and the investor is like, I don't like this. And by the way, this is what this series has come down to, that about 30 seconds of next week on Mar medicine is devoted to dog being like where's the dog where's murray where's murray like i don't even know who murray is oh my god yeah married to medicine yeah now it's also all about their businesses okay so a fashion line and now uh cinnamon girl oh god and she has she – Cinnamon Girl, which based on the models that Mariah recruited, I guess it's the energy bar for Ratchets. Like your face is done?

Well, you can still work on your body. Could you – we're going to have to pause for just a moment. Hey, I'm so sorry about that. We took a break. Okay, so what were we talking about? We were talking about the fact that you just took a break to throw up. That's how bad marriage medicine is. It just made me sick to my stomach.

I'm really sick today, and I don't know why. I think it's because I've been eating healthy, and then yesterday I was like, fuck it, I'm going to have ice cream and a fried chicken sandwich, which is so not vegetarian or healthy. And my stomach's like, bleh. I would blame it on marriage medicine. This show is the pits. I mean, we could talk about the other things that happened,

but it's really not worth it, okay? So Simone is now like, oh, you know, maybe Mariah's not so bad. Or, you know, I don't really have a beef with Mariah. And Dr. Jack is like, I don't have a daughter, but my stepdaughter thinks I'm a daughter. My mother. And that makes me feel proud. And then Mariah's like, oh, I'm having a cinnamon girl thing.

Shade. And then Dr. Heaven's like, you know, she's making a gesture. I like that. And then. And Quata's like, you know, the lampshade does not fall far from the lampshade tree. And you know why? You can't spell lampshade without shade fall far from the lampshade tree. And you know why you can't spell lampshade without shade, Hunter? And now it's dark. Because there's no shade left.

This is a lamp for the gods. A lamp for the gods. And I am not going to be putting the light on with the devil no siree. Well, it is hilarious watching Mariah try to grovel to get everybody back because now she knows she can't film with anybody yeah so she's talking about everybody behind her back on camera but she's going to them to hand deliver her stupid peacock imitate who what do those invitations even mean they're like big scrolls with the peacock feather coming out i don't know i'm starting to think that atlanta likes themselves a scroll invitation based on this and Candy's wedding. It's like, if it's not a scroll, it's not an invitation.

Andy's fucking somebody with a scroll business. Yeah, that's exactly. He's like, don't worry. I'm not going to be a jackal. I'll put your scrolls on every show. We've got every show. Next season, million dollar scrollers. No, it'll be called high scrollers. scrollers. No, it'll be called High Scrollers.

Enter the lives of the make or break toughest nails business of high-end scrollmaking. I'm also loving the fact that stupid Toya is so excited about her rental. That is killing me. What I should have did was I should have bought three grills because we could put the ball in the new kitchen. Oh, Gene.

We've been working five years for this. Thank you for a rental. No, you have not. Buy a house. You know what I should have did, was I should have bought this, like, in three months from now, so that way we could have put $100,000 on the other house and lost that, so that way it would feel even better

when we got this house. I like that Heavenly's like, May nobody take that much of it. I know how leases work. That's a nice gesture. I think I could be a model, but

maybe I'm the only one who thinks that. I walked down the aisle, I'm a model. I like when she's like, I loved I served my husband and so do you. And Simone's like, what? She almost punched her in the aisle. I'm a model. I like when she's like, I love that I serve my husband and so do you. And Simone's like, what? She almost punched her in the face. She's like, I saw

that you offered your husband an M&M and he said no thanks. I was like, oh, yup. He runs that household. Heavenly is controlling her husband by feeding him too much. She's a feeder. I've read about it on the internet. It means that she finds somebody who's fat and then she makes him as fat as possible

so eventually she even has to wipe his butt and feed him and stuff. And then she has total control. Yeah, it's great. She's a feeder, sicko. Okay, so is that all from Married to Meds? It certainly is. I don't have to barf, so let's go on to a new show.

We'll know it's time to move on by the next time you have to barf. Yeah. Or if I suddenly start to cry from my canker sore. Okay. We're in bad shape. What do we want next? Can we talk about Ladies of London? Because it was so good this week.

It was the only good show this week. So good. God. What? You know what's your jam white people being boring you love that shit no i like there's a show with white people being boring you're like that is the most amazing thing did you see those white people being boring no no excuse moi um the reason why i like this show is because uh you heinous Americans doing ridiculous things in front of stuffy Brits.

Like, that's perfect to me. But the whole show is like, oh, they don't have any manners. Americans don't have any manners. Nobody has any manners. That's not polite. I can't believe she asked about the bathroom. No manners. I know.

It's like, do British people not shit? Come on. What are they doing? A hole outside? I know i'm not the one who thinks that we had a lot of comments on monday night of people being like that was the most awkward dinner party it was it was so fun to watch because they're just crazy first of all juliet she's like a little monster i mean she has no sense of even how to act in semi-polite society let alone at the earl of sandwiches manor you know that bitch is rude for like the inside of a fucking denny's she's just rude i know i mean she you know and she's like i guess my directness is like turns people off but i'm always honest

it's like well you can be honest you can say that you don't want to have venison when she said when the future countess of sandwich or whatever was like said that for dinner tonight we're having venison and juliet's like now i won't i won't have bambi which by the way i hate when people say that about venison like people have to get over it venison is delicious i mean even if you don't like it stop saying like i won't eat b to eat Bambi. Yeah, no kidding. First of all, Bambi's mom is dead. She's depressed. And second of all, what's wrong with eating – I mean, why is eating Chicken Little okay? Or, like, Tom from Tom and Jerry – I mean, Jerry from Tom and Jerry. Yeah, I mean, I don't know too many people that eat cat and mice.

But still, I wouldn't – it's like, I sure there's some like wonderful, adorable cow out there. It's like people just have to stop with the Bambi thing. It's like this really annoying like excuse to hide behind that also makes you sound like a kid, like cute, like a kid. I hate it. But anyway, the point is this. If she doesn't want to eat venison, fine. But she should say, oh, I'm terribly sorry. I can't eat venison.

Do you have another option or something like that? Or not say anything at all and just not eat around around the venison but for her to be like no i can't i'm sorry i won't i won't do that i won't do that i'm just like oh my god i want to slap the bitch yeah that curls out of it she also has that botox it is wrong like it's incorrect like she does something where she plucks her eyebrows to have a really high arch and then it's like she has them stick it right there. So she's always got, like, Disney villain eyebrows. It's not helping.

It's not helping anything. And it also doesn't help that she wears some strange, like, semi-Victorian lacy frock to dinner. Oh, my God. She's awful. She really is awful. But, yeah, she's, like, one of those Americans that would be awful here, too. But they're all awful. I mean, Noelle is awful, too, and

she's been busting out her fake British accent hardcore lately. Oh my god, listening to her and Caprice talk to each other is hilarious. Like, I simply will not have that, Scott. I will not do that. Scott! We have been working so hard,

Scott. Scott, we've been working so hard to do this right now, Scott. Like, you don't even understand, Scott, how hard it is for me. Yeah, that girl's a ridiculous whore. Like, I don't even care what she says. And I love that everyone's so shocked when she's not classy. Like, you're talking to like a dime store whore. Like, what do you expect her to know?

She literally moved here when she was a teenager and has been fucking rich guys ever since. Like, you don't just automatically get smart from doing that. Everyone's like, what? When she's like, I'd have an In-N-Out burger after this. I know. Really? Oh, how tacky. Really? You're shocked that she can swallow a lot please she's been practicing her whole life well i i did love how everyone at that dinner was accusing everyone

else of being rude like behind their back in the confessionals you know one moment is juliette you know being rude about about not being able to eat her whatever and then and then it's caprice is complaining about so and so and then so then annabelle is or caroline is complaining about the fact that they're caprice is sending plates back and forth like a common cafeteria i mean they just like everyone just had it out for each other which is what i love yeah and they're all trying to impress these people who can barely hold a shit in their stomachs they're so old it's like these people you know what these people want in their life some entertainment they're stuck in that goddamn house like prisoners okay everyone's like oh look at the big house wow they must be so happy

because they're rich no they were handed a title and a house and now they have to figure out how to make it work and how to make money i mean they're giving people tours of the gardens for money does that sound like rich people no it's like last season of Downton Abbey. It really was. It ends up okay. That's an agricultural problem. And by the way, I was thinking about Downton Abbey. I think that pretty much Annabelle is Mary.

Just a cold bitch. A cold bitch that we're supposed to like in some way, but she's just a cold bitch. Yeah. She's like, I murdered my baby when it came out some way, but she's just a cold bitch. Yeah, she's like, I murdered my baby when it came out of me, but I couldn't look at it. It's like, okay, that sounds reasonable. And yet I'm always on her side when she goes up against Juliet.

Well, yeah, because Juliet's awful. Juliet's one of those people who will fight with you over anything you do. It doesn't even matter what it is. And Annabelle's, I mean, she knows crazy, darling. Don't you know that she's a muse? Alexander liked crazy. She's just, you know, she's a little punk rock.

You know, that's why she's so good at all those punk rock things like skeet shooting and riding horses and having tea. I did feel bad, yeah. She's like, I really enjoyed doing the Sunday crossword, drinking tea, reading the Bible, napping, washing my hands again. Punk. Punk rock. I'm so punk rock right now. I love that Juliet is like the typical American.

Like, she doesn't understand a fight's not resolved if you don't hug, if you don't both say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it. There are certain rules, especially fighting with girls, as I fight like a girl, there are certain ways we make up. Even if you're completely in the right, you always say, I'm sorry, if the other person says it first. You say, I'm sorry too. I love you. You're so important to me. Then you hug, and then it's over over but Annabelle won't do it and so Juliet doesn't understand that the fight's not over and it'll be going on all season now

well because Annabelle's just gonna stare at her blankly and just want to kill her with her eyes yeah why are you staring at me what's wrong why are you looking at me like that why is she looking at me like that is it wrong to ask for the bathroom god doesn't anybody else around here have to piss Jesus where are my cheese it's by the way I thought Noelle I was I thought it was really funny how Noelle went into the kitchen to get a bowl of soup because she was deathly allergic. It was her. She was the one who was deathly allergic to the shellfish.

I love that the kitchen staff was like, No, I'm sorry. We don't have any more soup. I'm like, Oh, that's such a lie. Who makes one serving of soup ever? They just hate Noelle. Well, poor thing. They're probably all, like, sending the rest of it down so they can have the scraps. So sad.

I know. You can't have our soup. Once we served you, it became ours, bitch. And I loved how Caroline, who spent all that time, you know, like, making fun of everyone's terrible manners, was the one who led three women out of the house to go on a cigarette break in between courses. Yeah. Caroline's the one who's really like the rebel. I like her. She's the best.

Yeah. I actually really like her. I didn't think I would, but I really love her. And I like when the girls were saying, eh, she just wants us to be her minions. And she's like, well, now you're my minions first. minions first i know she's like very evil but in a fun way um and i totally knew that she and caprice were gonna have a falling out over the course of the season and that's exactly what's happening and you know by the way caroline is so much better off without caprice cappers i just have a lot of friends coming to my baby shower. And it's just like, it's a lot to ask them to take three or four hours out of the middle of the week.

Like, well, then have your baby shower on the weekend. Yeah. And she doesn't live four hours away, you dumb hoe. What are you talking about? Caprice is so stupid. Yeah. Caprice is really stupid. And I love that she's one of those people who's, like, blaming it all on the baby.

Yeah. I have a feeling her attitude is the worst either way. Oh. What's terrible about Caprice is that she has this misguided notion that she's upper class. When she's just some girl from Hacienda Heights, okay? Like, we know where Hacienda Heights is, all right? It's like the hinterlands of LA. It's Bridge and Tunnel.

It's the Five and Dime area, as they say. Five and Dime. You know about the Five and Dime? Um, no. It's where you have to take either the five or the ten to get into the city. Oh, I like that. That's LA's version of Bridge and Tunnel, since we have no bridges and very small tunnels. Oh, I like that that's la's version of bridging tunnels because we have no bridges and very small tunnels oh i like that so that's like abbey weekends are five and nine oh hey i went to pump

oh how was it stupid yeah i bet it's exactly the same thing as uh sir it's like big oversized flower pots and giant like plastic chandelier jewels. Yeah. And like, oh, it's an antique door leaning up against a wall. It's like, I mean, sorry, Lisa. I really love Lisa. But it is like old lady, an old lady's idea of really high class. You know, it's like everything in gold wrap. Like, no.

Yeah. They have very like 80s British bougie tastes. Yeah. They have very, like, 80s British bougie tastes. Yeah, and it's, I guess it works well for what it is, but it's basically a restaurant. Like, it's all tables, so no one's, like, standing around having fun. And guess what? It's all straight people. Or, like, really she-she gays. Like, you know the gays that you actually see in the pictures of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that are always in, like, suits and spray tans and filler.

And they look like the women. Yeah. Those kind of gays. And then their girlfriends. I was like, gross. Why would I want to hang around with you losers? I'm going next door to, like, what's next door? Monster?

What's that place called next door? That's what I call it. Here and Motherhood. No, here was Lesbian Night. Oh, Lord. And you know what? While I said that, congratulations, lesbians. You know, the gay people have come a long way as a group, but I have to really hand it to the lesbians.

I mean, there were so many thin, gorgeous lesbians in skirts and makeup. I almost fell down. I mean, you guys, congratulations. That's called evolution, okay? I sure just wasn't the guys again. No. You may have been. Did you check everything out? Did you check out all the goods? No, because it was sure just wasn't the guys again. No. Did you check everything out? Did you check out all the goods?

No, because it was still straight night at the Abbey. It was all, like, girls having parties and asking the strippers to marry them. I went to the Abbey, I think, what, two weeks ago on, like, Sunday night. It was, like, 8 p.m., 8.30 or whatever. I hadn't been there in, like, a month. And it had only been a month, but I was like, oh, my goodness. This place is crazy right now. Like, what is happening?

Yeah, because only Tuesday when you can sit outside, nobody's there. But otherwise, fuck that place. And the guys were not that hot. They were just kind of like overdone. No, that Switch, now it's owned by like that rich Persian group. SBE. SBE, yeah. Yeah, so now the bartenders aren't shirtless anymore either, by the way.

Yeah, don't approve. I don't really approve ofenders aren't shirtless anymore either by the way yeah don't approve i don't really approve of anything happening there okay screw you abby okay so now back to the ladies of linden i don't want to be rude i don't want to not have manners um i don't know if there's anything else really to discuss just that um there's a rift in the group and they all acted ridiculous at dinner and uh they're they played croquet and they did skeet shooting and not skeet shooting are they clay pigeons whatever is that skeet shooting skeet skeet skeet yeah i would rather them scrap everybody except caroline and have actual people who are friends and actually people who like are london people watching americans be awkward in london you know that's

just really gross. And it's kind of the same as watching any other Housewives shows, because the women here on these shows are all struggling to act like they're rich, and you know, it's like the same thing, and I don't know. It should have been like four British women and two

Americans, not four Americans and two British women. Yeah, it's like, what's the point? Yeah, I agree. You know, it's like an extended vacation. I don't like it. I know, I love the episode, especially because the last, the previous episode or two had been a little dull, so this one was, I felt like,

got the show back on track, except I guess for those people who don't understand it, it wasn't anything special. Yeah, I'm just too stupid for this show, I guess, because I think it's boring. Yeah, why don't you it, it wasn't anything special. Yeah, I'm just too stupid for this show, I guess, because I think it's boring. Yeah, why don't you go back to pump? As Michelle would say.

Back to pump. I made one circle in there. I was like, no, bye. Okay, so what else? OC? OC. Okay, Shannon's a loony tune. What else happened?

But Shannon's such a a loony tune. What else happened? Oh, but Shannon's such a funny loony tune. Well, let's talk about the stupid stuff first. Alright, the boring stuff. So Lizzie, okay, I'm finally surrendering. She is awful. I mean, I was holding out hope for her. Her first episode or two were good.

She seems actually like a generally bright person, but my my goodness she's bringing nothing to this show nothing and look i don't need her to be screaming and fighting either i don't i don't need my housewives to just be fighting all the time i'm kind of sick of that frankly but she doesn't do anything like congratulate like i'm so glad you have babies but i think sometimes that people especially when they're new parents and have really young children, I think they fall into this trap of thinking that they're interesting because they've had children.

Like it becomes your identity. You're like, I'm a mom. And then like their Twitter feeds become their children. Yeah. Like, look what Johnny did today. It's like their whole Facebook.

And it's like, congrats. Yeah. Congratulations for mixing sperm and an egg and then pushing really hard until you sit on a table. But you still need to do other things. Like you still have to have hobbies, okay? That's not your whole life. Yeah.

And the thing is with her is that on top of everything else, what you said is 100% correct for people in general. But especially if you're on TV, it's really not breaking new ground to be like, I have two kids and they're just a lot of work. It's like, yeah, this is pretty well-traveled territory for both this show, this franchise, and for entertainment in general. Like there's nothing new. The only thing new she's bringing is that she – like when she has the time, she sits and does sketches for her bathing suits. And as I put up on the Facebook page it was like it looked like it took all

of 10 seconds to draw. Oh my god that was hilarious I didn't even notice that until last night and I was dying because she kept on saying like like I just want to know like do I either have my career or my kids I just I don't know if I can have it all and I spoke to God and he's like you can

have it all and then they show her drawing as if like as if she would perhaps have to like not have a third child that way she could continue doing little sketches like that like oh god i don't know if i could have a child i have to draw a little sketch and i love that i don't know if this was like psychology speaking through her drawing but that was the biggest grudge i've ever seen like the nothing was right about what she drew nothing it was like a figure eight for the booms right so that's a bikini top okay i get that That was the biggest grotch I've ever seen. Like, nothing was right about what she drew. Nothing. It was like a figure eight for the booms, right? So that's a bikini top.

Okay, I get that. And then the bottom is like a square where the vagina goes. I was like, okay, everyone has not had three children. Okay, you're going to need to scale that back. Oh, my goodness. It was just such a sad moment of, like, this poor mommy who's got nothing going on in her life except drawing these little things. And then I guess she has some bathing suit line, but it's nothing real. Well, she said it's like in two stores or something, right? I mean, she made Lisa Marie's collection, 25, look downright impressive.

I know. And then I guess Heather came over to give her some advice. I don't even remember what Heather's advice was. I went into the kitchen at that point to do dishes. But I think Heather, did she say something like, you can do it all. Like, look at me. I was on Malibu Country and Hawaii Five-0. Yeah, she's like, look at me.

I've had two lines on television in two years. I have five children that a nanny raised. And I have like 30 people building a home for me. It's like, what do you do exactly i'm surprised you even show up to do your own dialogue on this show you lazy bitch all she does is berate terry and then she's got now they're getting a personal chef oh yeah i mean come on get over yourself how much does it cost to have a personal chef come in and cook for you every night that must be insane he must be charging them at least $300 for himself

and then whatever he's cooking. It's probably anywhere between $600 and $1,000 for that. And it's grilled chicken and broccoli. Come on. But then she tries to humanize herself by saying, and then I'll do the dishes. Yeah, right. You can have your other nanny come in and do the dishes.

Yeah, exactly. The dish nanny. Yeah, dish nanny come in and do the dishes yeah exactly the dish nanny yeah dish dish nanny nation oh that reminds me of um pickles from real housewives of new york she tweeted at us because she read the recap that the recapper wrote on our site and she was like oh i loved your recap and i said oh we love you um but now your name iscap because you read our recap. Poor pickles. Poor pickles. So, all right.

So then I guess the big news is, because I'm trying to think, we saw Heather. We saw Heather and Lizzie. They did their thing. And then it was Vicky. Oh, Tamara's still dealing with her stupid robot baby. Oh, I can't with that. You know what, Tamara? You're a horrible human being.

You've admitted it every other season. And this, you're trying to be nice again. You already had your spinoff. You're not getting another spinoff. You don't have to be nice anymore. Cut the crap and do something or fucking leave. I do not see another rubber baby crying. And then you nagging some man who told you in the first place he didn't want a damn baby. I mean, what is wrong with people if someone says they don't want a baby then you put a hole in the

condom and get pregnant on accident and they don't want to take care of that damn baby it's not their fault it is your fault okay yeah exactly and it's also a bravo you know you please understand that it's boring enough watching lizzie with her crying babies it's even worse watching tamra with a fake crying baby like there's hitting i can't even bear the real ones and like i said last week this is the third bravo show we've seen in the past about two months two and a half months that this had like a fake baby on it like it's bravo it's time to like you know get some fresh ideas here stop recycling all your fashion shows and twat waxing and fake babies from each franchise to the next. Yeah, it just makes everybody want to punch a baby. It's like, oh, you can punch that baby.

It's not real. And then suddenly you start looking at real babies and you're like, I can punch that baby. No, you can't. It's like Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, it's getting everything all fucked up. Yeah, I can't take fake baby stories, especially from women in their 50s. Like, get off of my... You're not having a baby, okay?

Unless they come out as those little dancing raisins from the commercials. You're not having a baby. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, and by the way, that's the other thing. I feel like those baby things are made for, like, 17-year-old girls who need to learn about life lessons and responsibility. It's not made for women... Yeah, those are made for teenage girls who got caught fucking yeah it's not made for women who are 48 and who are contemplating whether or not to have in vitro do i really want the in vitro

it's like no no you're old enough to make decisions and to read and do research and see specialists this is for stupid you know janelle what's her face you pharaoh abraham who got knocked up and was you know and it's now sucking dick on the internet okay now there's a now you don't want your babies to have kids show them that yeah exactly and no don't show them that because they'll be like oh my god i can have a sex tape to be famous anywho uh let's go down to puertoarta, where Vicky was continuing her romantic escape with Brooks, and Shannon and David came to join them. And the fun just never ended. Oh, God. When Brooks and Vicky look like the normal couple at a table, you have done something seriously wrong.

Yes. Oh, my God. I love the dysfunction of Shannon and David. I know it's very uncomfortable to watch but um gosh it's great and it's just so plain to everybody else what's wrong with them but they can't seem to figure it out you know yeah exactly well i mean first of all what was hilarious that they got stuck in a uh on a small bed and then they and then they were complaining about well david wasn't really complaining.

Shannon was complaining more. It definitely sucks to be stuck in a small bed with two people, but it's not like you're on a mattress full of gravel. You can still sleep on it assuming you have a loving relationship and you like to be called up to the person next to you.

Well, they don't. They don't even sleep in the same room. They're like, we have to sleep in the same room together on this tiny bed. Exactly. That was a real issue. But I like when David's like, we can't stay here, babe. We gotta go. And Vicky's like, no!

You can't leave. I don't care. I want to hear this bed squeaking. Bye! You're staying. If it's not squeaking, I'm gonna come and pee on it. That's what I'm gonna do. Oh, Vicks. We're gonna fix this marriage. That's what I'm going to do. We're going to fix this marriage. I know.

I like Vicky, too. So then Shannon starts her Looney Tunes ways with David. Oh, God, David. David's like drinking tequila. Oh, you don't drink tequila. Oh, well, he's got a new drink, tequila. He's like, God damn it, babe. She's like, what?

I wasn't judging it. I was just saying i need a hug i need a hug and then david's like all mad and then shannon runs off and then vicky's like well you know you are kind of an act and she's like thanks for making me look like a bitch david well yeah that basically that that's like the abridged version i mean what first happened was that they all went jet skiing, which was sort of funny. And then they were having this nice lunch. And Vicky's like, so you like hanging out together? And Shannon's like, yeah, I love hanging out with David. And then David's like, past the guacamole.

And then it was like, David, David it. He didn't answer that question. And he's like, oh, what was the question? What? Huh? Huh? Like, do you like hanging out together? Like, well. And then Scott almost doesn't answer it.

He's like, you know, we have some challenges because our interest levels are different. Like, for instance, I like to work out and she doesn't like to work out. And by working out, I mean I like to do everything and she likes to do nothing. So, but that was a good example of David being the asshole where it's sort of like, as Vicky pointed out, here's this woman who

wants some sort of affection and David is not present. But then you go fast forward to the restaurant and then you see where Shannon's faults are, which is she harps on him for suddenly liking tequila. Then she doesn't admit that she was harping

on it. She's like, no, I was just merely stating it. I was just saying that he likes tequila. I didn't know there was anything wrong with liking tequila. And then that's when it becomes World War III at the table in a quiet, simmering way. Yeah, they're just both awful.

Like, he's mean and distant, and she behaves like I would be mean and distant to her, too. She's obnoxious, and she's even got the kids snarking at him. It's like the guy buys everybody this giant mansion, and then he walks in, and they're like, you're an idiot. Everyone just basically calls him an idiot. Like, I'd be out of there, too. Yeah. Yeah, everyone just basically calls him an idiot. Like, I'd be out of there, too.

Yeah. No, well, the best, I love the fact that she walks away with Vicky and is like, I hate that everyone has eyes on our relationship right now. Like, I hate that, like, you know, everything is fine. Everything is fine. She walks back and says, try not to make me look like a bitch next time. Yeah, everything's fine. Why does everyone have their eyes on us? Why does everyone have their eyes? to make me look like a bitch next time. Yeah, everything's fine. Why does everyone have their eyes on us? Why does everyone have their eyes?

Stop making me act like a bitch. You're an asshole. You're an unloving asshole who sleeps in a different room and goes to sleep way too early. Asshole. No, everything's fine. Oh, they're a mess. So what else happened on this episode? That was it, right?

That's pretty much it. I just hope that Vicky can show them the Puerto Vallarta that she knows, like Andales, and of course she has to take them to the bullfight, you know, because I remember last season was so wonderful when they went there. Gretchen, the matador's gonna be fine.

He's never gonna hurt. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Hello, baby! Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. However. Maybe that bowl won't gore anybody. However, maybe it will. However, if it doesn't,

it could still rain and we'll go poop on ourselves. However, poop is a good exfoliant. However. Oh, wait. Someone told me recently that they were doing some sort of press. Maybe it was Andy from Big Brother. I don't want to put words in his mouth.

But someone said they were dealing with Gretchen and Slade and they were so awful. Oh, really? Truly awful. Yeah. Off camera, they were awful. Yeah, I think off camera they probably behave how they were at Heather's thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, okay, so everybody there is gross. Let me see, what are people asking for here on the old Facebook page? A lot of Big Brother stuff. God, do this many people listen to big brother i feel like not that many people were listening last time we did it yeah i thought like we are whenever we did our big brother stuff last year we got like i feel like 600 views and i felt like

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Do you believe it? Can you hear me now? Oh yeah. I didn't even know you were gone. That's so rude. I was disconnected. I don't know what you were just talking about but there was something I wanted to say sorry to backtrack just a little bit but Jessica Nolan on Facebook

said wanted to talk about this and we totally forgot to mention this ladies of London the moment when Juliet turned to the countess of sandwich or whatever the Earl of Sandwich's wife and was like, so have you ever seen The Breakfast Club

or Ferris Bueller's Day Off? I mean, come on, Ronnie. How do you not love this show? I don't hate the show. I just think it's really boring. I struggle to get through it, I have to admit. I'm like, come on.

Do something. Alright, so what were you saying before while I was disconnected? I was saying Michael Holm came on to our weeb seat to say, Beverly Hills Gossip, Camille, Adrian, and Taylor returning part-time. What do you think of that? Sure, fine, I guess. I don't know. I say go for it yeah except i don't know how that's gonna work because i think everybody has to be nice to lisa right because i think i think lisa somehow

magically agreed to come back and we know she doesn't need the money so i'm guessing everybody had to like say they'd be nice to her or something. No, I'm sure there'll be some. What will happen is that I'm sure everyone's going to turn on Brandy. That's what will be the news story, I'm sure. Somehow they'll – because you know what? I think, as you say, Kyle Richards, she always knows which side the public is going towards. And they probably see that everyone's on Lisa's side and not Brandy's side. So she's going to jump over to Lisa.

And the producers will just make it that way because everyone likes Lisa and everyone hates Brandy. And people want to see. I think the public wants to see Brandy nailed to her cross now. So I think the producers will give that to us. Yeah. Well, I hope so. Never underestimate the producer give that to us yeah well I hope so never underestimate the producers ability to manipulate a situation

I think I told this story maybe about a year ago whatever my cousin used to be a producer on a certain reality show which I don't know if I'm at liberty to say but it was like a legitimate one that was on E and she would say what before the season would begin they would look at

where the cast was and who liked who etc etc and they would say okay we want these two people to be friends at the end of the season so what do we have to do to get into that situation they would work backwards and it sort of they knew how to turn people

like way ahead of time they really really know how to manipulate people so I have no doubt the producers will do the same thing for these women on beverly hills scary it's kind of scary well i just don't like most of those ladies anymore like brandy i couldn't give a fuck about yolanda foster's unbearable like she is really terrible did you see that instagram photo someone posted of her she posted this photo of herself with an iv and she's like her head's down and it says what does it say do you remember well she said that she was like in mexico to get like limes these drugs and then she goes hashtag dallas buyers club i'm like bitch

come on now are you that needy of attention that you're posting yourself with an IV? I mean, come on. Next time she's going to be like, they put me on a train to get a remedy. I mean, hashtag Auschwitz. No kidding. She's like, look how skinny I've gotten while I'm waiting for a cure for the limes. Hashtag Auschwitz. Hashtag dead Jewish people didn't deserve this. Hashtag Phnom Peh.

Oh, gosh. Let's go on to New York. Oh, Lord, there is more. Oh, y'all, this week was Heather getting black. Oh, yeah. Heather is trying so hard to get a call from P. Diddy. I'm like, Heather, please stop dropping G's at the end of your ings. It does not make you black.

How you doing, bitch? How you doing, bitch? It's a friendly bitch. You want it to be a non-friendly bitch? I don't want to make a big deal of it, bitch. How you doing? How you hanging? I like even when she's trying to be straight, she still talks like a mommy.

Do you want it to be a mean bitch? Because it can be a mean bitch. You're acting like one. Do you want to keep acting like one and I can keep saying it? Or do you want to sit down and eat your macaroni and cheese? It's like Heather. She's like the other Heather. She's like, I am not bossy, so now be quiet.

That's an order. Yeah. Yeah, Heather, I don't care about those two women fighting, honestly. Well, it was really kind of a childish experience basically kristen's a spoiled brat child and heather is bossy and um you know i i thought it was funny when all of a sudden you know when when when kristen was like you boss your you boss your husband around which i didn't think it was like the worst thing in the world to say i didn't think it was that much of a commentary. I understood the point that everyone's like, you shouldn't comment on people's marriages.

But at the same time, I'm like, but all you ladies, you do nothing but comment on each other's marriages and relationships. Sorry that Carol knows. She's like, you should never comment on anybody. People in glass houses should throw stones. People shouldn't live in glass houses because if they throw a stone for fun, it could break and crash on their heads like my poor friends

who were in a plane one time, but I don't want to name drops. Don't throw stones in glass houses because you might knock over your staircase that floats on the wall. If you live in a glass house, I hope you have good medical insurance, because you're probably going to get skin cancer from all the sun coming into your living room.

If you throw stones in a glass house, you might hit a ghost rider, which I certainly don't have. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, so I can breathe? I can breathe? Then why do I feel like I'm dying right now? Why am I about to die right now if I can breathe? Fucking Aviva.

Those are coming next week. They show Aviva being called a liar by everyone. She's like, oh, really, ladies? I can breathe? Really? Really? Really? Oh, then why do i need this stupid while we're on carol i love carol uh dressing up like a bear to scare everybody

like that she's so cat skills yeah i scared everybody with a bear costume the minute i heard that we were camping i thought wow i'm gonna play a prank like Jackie Gleason did back in the day. She's like, best $600 I ever spent. No, I think that sounds like a terrible use of $600. You could have hired an actual bear from a gay bar to come there and strip for you people for $600. What a waste. I'm surprised Ramona didn't freak out more. You know what?

I don't like that. I don't like that. You know what? My father was a very hairy man, okay? So when I see a bear, I think of my father, okay? And I'm sorry I don't like bears. My father wore chaps without the ass in them, and he was very hairy. He was on the cover of Frontiers magazine, and I don't appreciate being thrown a bear.

magazine and I don't appreciate being thrown a bear. When Aviva and Carol and Heather all said that we were going to go out on the frontier, I thought for sure we were going to go to Frontier magazine where my father was a bear for the cover.

But no, we went to Montana, the real frontier. I did not expect that. I did not appreciate that. So I'm sorry I'm not enjoying this even though I that. So I'm sorry. I'm not enjoying this, even though I am now the hostess. When I was young, I got roller skates from my mother, and I really liked to skate down the street. And so when the ladies took me skeet shooting, I got really upset because it reminded me of one time my mom was holding my hand, trying to help me skate down the street. And my father shot a BB gun at her while we were going, and he kept hitting her in the butt, and she kept crying.

So no, I don't appreciate skeet shooting, okay? When I was younger, my father had many friends, okay? One of whom was Geraldine Parsons Smith, okay? And she would always bring over huckleberries. So when they served huckleberry chicken, it made me think of my father. And I didn't appreciate that. So I'm sorry, I'm not going to have the huckleberries, okay? You're a terrible hostess, but I appreciate the fact that you didn't have spaghetti here at this dinner because my father,

when I was a child, used to throw strings of spaghetti in my mother's face and I can't look at it ever since, okay? And ever since that day, when I see spaghetti, I think of my mother's face and I can't look at it ever since. Okay. And ever since that day, when I see spaghetti, I think of my mother saying, you're boning Geraldine Parson Smith, aren't you? Take this limp spaghetti noodle that looks like your penis and throw it at her instead. Okay. And then I went and talked to a tree outside because he was my only friend. Okay. So that's why it was very hard for me to throw

a hatchet at the bullseye because the bullseye was made of wood and made me feel like I was throwing a knife at my friend. I didn't want to do that. It brought back a lot of memories for me. So I'm sorry. It was just not happening for me. Okay? Oh my god. Okay, so basically it was... Basically it was more of the same.

Sonia being a whore and trying to fuck children which has got to stop at some point when she was like I've seen enough of bull balls but I could use some hot dogs I was like what? shut up

just shut up there is nobody on earth who is closing their eyes right now enjoying the thought of you and a wiener just stop please pickles if you're out there stop her who is closing their eyes right now, enjoying the thought of you and a wiener. Just stop. Please. Pickles, if you're out there, stop her. Yes, please, Pickles.

Do something for all of humanity. It's just gross. I feel like she's hurting other women in their 40s, you know? By making sex with a woman in her 40s a gross thing. And it shouldn't be, but Sonya is making it that way. Let's all revolt. Yes, all women. You women you know she's a hot cougar she shouldn't be trying so hard she let them come to her or on her hey yo um let's see what else happened was uh they went to rodeo and a cowboy walked by them and said get real girls which i thought was funny but i also suspected it may have been he may have been talking to the little girls walking behind him

but either way i think he was talking to these women who are dressed to the nines at a rodeo with the camera crew following him i mean i get it but at the same time like what's real dude you're in a fucking 10 gallon hat walking in shit for fun okay why is that more real than these posers like you're a poser too just in a different pose zing rodeo boys i hate that well first of all i speak from experience because i'm from el paso texas and i went to many many a rodeo as a child it wasn't your first time those fuckers are the most judgmental, those fucking cowboys out there. It's like, what makes you real?

Whenever there's a political discussion, they're like, well, what about the real Americans? What makes you more real? Because you guzzle more gas and have a bigger gun? Go fuck yourself. You're not more real than anybody else. Get out of here. Yeah.

No, I agree. I agree. It's always those real American cowboy tops. else. Get out of here. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. So it's always those real American cabotops. Governments stay out of our lives, except I want you to make sure that these people can't do that and those people can't do that and those people can't do that. Thank you. And also, why are you complaining about health care? Why do you want fucking businesses not to pay for contraceptives? And then you bitch about all the poor babies that are born. Shut up.

Yeah. Jerks. Either you want it or you don't. You can't have it both ways. You should be fucking celebrating abortion. What if your business is against your religious beliefs to hire anyone other than an illegal immigrant? How about that? We should totally start that.

I'm sorry. My religion is giving giving to the poor and therefore i i only hire illegal immigrants to help them come into this country watch that watch that one happen so gross green cards for everyone it's for my religion yeah yeah we'll just start all sorts of crazy fucking religions yeah you bunch of jerks okay so now what I think that's it that's all?

well we sort of powered through this one on account of you being nauseous and me hardly being able to talk does throwing up make you tired? because I'm really tired okay so what do you think of Big Brother? oh my god I'm into it so far I like the cast first of all they got hot guys this season, finally. And you know that there's a gay thing happening in the house

with Ariana Grande's brother and that guy, Zach? No. Well, this was forwarded to me from my friend, Josh, who sent me some stuff from the feeds. Because you know that there's been all this stuff online about how Frankie and that guy, guy Zach have been really close. Like, they cuddle and everything and stuff like that. No, I don't read any of the spoilers because I recap it.

So, I don't want to get infected by spoilers. Well, this is nothing about the gameplay. But, basically, you know, on the first episode, they made it look like, or the second episode, they made it look like Zach was pissing off Frankie, you know? Well, guess what? They are, like they are like they're like two little buddies it's it's like those youtube videos where you see a cat and a dog being friends and and like frank they'll cuddle next to each other and frankie will come up and like kiss him on on the back of the neck but here's the here's the latest tea that Josh sent me and our friend Neil, which is that apparently Zach told Cody – Disney reference. But Zach told Cody that he's like, you know what? I don't know what it is, but I really want to fuck Frankie.

And so Cody told this to Brittany and Brittany britney was britney was like oh my god the other day i saw zach looking at frankie and he had an erection no it's like finally not to happen on big brother for so long because they always only put one straight guy and i've been wanting or one gay guy and i've always wanted it to be one of the guy's turns because that happens so often in real life for the straight guys just like it doesn't count if it's a blow job you know this guy's like apparently he's like i've never felt this way about a guy before but something about frankie i he's like i just want to fuck him now i i feel bad for the guy because if frank is the

best he can do i mean come on what about devon i mean he's an idiot but what why not devin he's much more attractive than frankie but about caleb crazy caleb who's already cried oh my god i'm gonna love making crying shots of him he cried and yet he called uh president obama uh well he called him something horrific on instagram i'm not even gonna repeat it but um he's like i'm just a sensitive soul get out of the way faggots yeah well rednecks can be sensitive in their way maybe he screams louder when he gets it up the butt he's like get real ladies but um uh yeah i'm very excited to see what happens with this whole zach and frank situation and you know frankie at first i thought he was awful and i still find him to be fairly awful but now he's he's toning down a little bit and not being so quote unquote on

and he's becoming more likable I find but he's still very annoying I don't have any hate for him I just my first impressions of him are that he's that kind of gay who just says things in a gay way and then everybody laughs you know I say that a lot but there's like a lot of gays

who are like that and they're usually on Big Brother they'll say things like, oh, here we are, another challenge with something that we have to balance on. Balance! Then everyone starts laughing because they're like, oh my god, a gay guy said that. See, I didn't like him off the get-go because he's like a typical theater queen. I'm sorry. I'm going to say that. I know Alec Baldwin got heat for saying that.

But he is, I mean, he's like very on. He's like rat-a-tat-tat, like bravo, I'm sorry. I'm going to say that. I know Alec Baldwin got heat for saying that. But he is. I mean, he's like very on. He's like a rat-a-tat-tat. Like, bravo. I'm Frankie. Oh, my God. I love you guys. I don't know if you've ever seen his YouTube channel, but it's so insufferable. I mean, it's really terrible.

Yes, I did watch it writing up a thing about him because I'd met him on the Leo Black podcast. Right. That's right. Once or twice. Yeah, I'd say that. She's friends with him. She seems to really like him a lot so there's that but um the the thing is that um when and the first episode or the second episode when he met um victoria and they're like oh my god i love pink i love pink oh my god we're gonna be best friends i was like there's no way this girl this

like crazy israeli girl and then this crazy gay guy. To me, this is like the second coming of Tyler and Svetlana from Real World Key West. Do you remember them? No, I don't watch that one. They were like besties in the beginning. Like, oh my God, we're going to be best friends. And they were like, oh my God, that talk about a friendship that went to the tower. He became such a catty gay to her.

He wrote like a burn book. He wrote a letter being like, go back to Philadelphia or something like something like that i'm like this is what's gonna happen and sure enough his first nomination victoria yeah and he's like oh you're there's no way you're going home babe it's not you you're not the target and then when she wins that battle of the block thing he's like god damn it i know oh i like this thing around the pool splashing and like i don't know right now he seems like really really needy of attention yeah the uh the the whole battle the block twist seems like a little too much i get but i guess the thing is what it incentivizes you to to if you're ahead of household it incentivizes you to nominate weak players right because they would theoretically not be able to take themselves yeah this season's

like the season of the back door right because the first nomination you don't want to nominate anybody you really want to go home because they're going to have two chances now they have the battle of the block if they lose that they still have veto yeah so you really have to wait for them to get out of all of those things and then put somebody on the block and back door when they can't do anything else. I mean, how the hell is she going to get anybody out? Yeah, I don't know. But I think Devin is hilarious because he's so paranoid. He's like, okay, guys.

All right. I brought in two more people to the alliance. All right. Guess what? That potter plant, it's in the alliance now. Bomb squad. Bomb squad for life. He is so terrible.

How did he get cocaine into the house? He is so coked up. I mean, everybody he passes, he's like, you want to be in an alliance? You want to be in an alliance? Me and you, brah. You and me, brah. Yeah. Look, my favorite thing that he does is when he gets all Hollywood, and he's like,

oh, dude, you're going to make that move? That's been done, brah. I mean, that's been done on the show before. Let's be a little original. Like he's writing some kind of network drama. Like, bitch, please stop. Everything's been done before. It's a game of certain rules.

Dude, that's been done, brah. Well, what's funny is that his alliance with Donnie was a smart move because it's a little unpredictable. And then he's immediately decided to go back on that alliance for an unwieldy eight-person alliance that is already falling apart. And the best part about that big alliance is that I think no one in the alliance actually is pro the alliance. Because everyone's like, no, we've seen this before. These alliances fall apart. But I'll just go along with it until it falls apart so it's like a total disaster which i'm so excited about um i'm excited by donnie but he's gonna go so quickly i mean he

has just they're gonna get rid of him so fast and it's sad because i want to see like what kind of competitions he can win like if there's a competition about like having someone else's underwear in your bag, you know? Because you know he does creepy shit like that. That guy has a crazy face. Yeah. I also, by the way, I love the two nerd girls bonding. I'm like, yay.

Oh, I do, too. I love them. I know. I hope. We're just two normal girls with glasses. We don't get it. You know, we'd be best friends inside and outside the house. I know. In certain ways, they should be awful. i like love them and i hope i i hope that the show doesn't crush their

souls i know i hope they don't come out of there like giant assholes and nicole's like i really like i really like everyone in the house but i i really like Christine the most. Yeah. Yeah, her big ass ass. She has the weirdest accent. But what I really have to say is I don't have a lot of thoughts about this, but Christine's really cool. I don't know. I love her.

I love the nerds. I hope they win. I know. I think CBS is going to push for them because they gave them a really sweet edit, you know? Yeah, but the thing with this show is every time we love somebody, they turn into the biggest asshole on the show. Remember Amanda last year? We loved her, too. Well, right now, I think of the lady assholes. I think Paola is the one that we all dislike the most, right?

Although she seems like she might be smart. I think she seems smart. I think she's only ok. She's a little annoying. I like Pow Pow because she's really not like a hot girl. I mean, you know, she's not. She's cute. She's cute, though.

Like she works out and she's got a banging body because she works out and stuff. Listen, if you like Asian girls, I'll tell you. She's not like genetically blessed. She's not like a hot girl. Amber. Amber's beautiful. She's like Asian girls, that's just fine. She's not like genetically blessed. She's not like a hot girl. Amber. Amber's beautiful. She's like internet porn hot. Yeah.

You know what she is? She's like a YouTube star hot. Yes. And I know that she's going to have to rely so much on her actual brain to make it because she's just not as hot as she needs to be to make it far from hotness. And so I like that about her. I'm like rooting for her. That will be the name of her

epic movie, Far From Hotness. Pow Pow Stars in Far From Hotness. The tagline can be just genetically though. Okay, everybody. So that's it. We will be back next week talking about other things. Okay?

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