Watch What Crappens - #138: Concernings

Episode Date: July 30, 2014

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We are reading. We're going to read you. We're going to find out what's up with all of you. We're going to say it. We're going to say it out right now. Yeah, we're about to read you. I'm going to read. Antoinette Marie, you better look out.

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So let's get on with the show now. Oh, and on Twitter, we're at What Crappens. Okay, let's get on with the shit now. There is a lot of stuff happening this week a lot of ladies being mean to each other um i was at wells fargo today taking care of some business and the russian lady was acting like she gives a shit because they're like salesmen at banks now i don't know what they're trying to sell yeah but anyway i know she's like what do you do and i told her i write like real housewives recaps and stuff and she's like oh i watched one but that's the only time i ever watched it and i was like well here's every episode for you she didn't come to my party what a bitch oh that girl at my party was so mean to me oh look what

she brought to my party uh let's have a party that's that whole show and this week was no different jesus jesus uh well we started with osu then is that what i'm that what i'm Party. Let's have a party. That's that whole song. And this week was no different. Jesus. Well, we'll start with OC then. Is that what I'm hearing? Sure, let's do it. David. A little out of order. David.

David. David. David. David, be sure to take all the toilet paper. David, thanks so much for sticking up for me, David. I really appreciate it, David. David, do you want to go to Bali, David? The airport.

Be sure not to linger too long in it because the rays are going to kill all your cells, David. David, don't walk through that machine, David. It's going to scan your body. Everyone's going to see your penis and you might get herpes from their eyes, David. David, when you go to Italy, make sure don't have any pasta, okay, David? Because that pasta, it comes from materials that come from the ground, David, and that's dangerous. David. Yeah, Shannon.

Wow. Looney Tunes. Okay, so where do you want to start? Well, why don't we start with, let's start with, like, Lizzie because she's so fun and exciting. And, you know, she's so mesmerizing that just everyone was like just just they were knocking on the door of that party bus trying to get in poor thing i mean she is totally the example of but it was my party but no one came to my party but what is my party party yeah let me tell you something um that definitely sucked for her because when I first moved to Los Angeles

I didn't know anyone and I was a PA on a TV show and I want the temp agency that just turned me down because I didn't have enough office experience to know that yes, I worked in an office as a PA but there was a woman named Tricia who worked in the office too

and she was this we got along she was sort of like this middle-aged passive-aggressive sad sack of a woman but she was like my only friend because i was new to the city and she had a big she was like i'm having a big birthday party it's gonna be a howl at the moon at the universal city walk so i didn't know what any of these things meant i just i went i was the only one who showed up for her party oh that's so sad what is wrong with people and they were stupid because she was friends with the bartender so i had free long island iced teas all night long oh that's nice

and classy and that's back when i was you know 22 and drinking long island iced teas that's some classiness yeah well this uh real housewives of oc has caused a lot of shit this week, which is awesome. Caitlin McKay posted some really fun stuff on our Facebook. Let me try and look this up. But so one of the things was, you know, Tamara calling, not ever calling to say she's not coming to the party. I mean, it really hurt. What's her bums? Bimbo faces feelings. Well, but that's I i mean that is bad etiquette if you're not coming you should say so well she tamra basically went on facebook and had a fucking cow uh she said i submitted my bravo blog but here are a few facts i'm sure bravo will take

out of my blog when they post it but what were the facts uh sophie was sick this is from reality t by the way so if i misspell it's because they don't have a spell checker there. If I misspeak, it's because I misspell. If you misspell your thoughts. If I misspell as I speak, that's why. Which is hilarious coming from me because we don't have one at Trash Talk TV either. So Lord knows what you're reading. Sometimes recaps are just turned in on napkins.

I just scan them in. There's no such thing as spellcheck anymore, bud. I mean, how could you ask for a spellcheck when we litter all of our sentences with, like, colons and dashes and hyphens and say it's a smiley face? Totally. You know? LOL. You know those things on Facebook that are like, can you read this?

And they're, like, all backwards words. We just know how to read through misspellings now. Actually, you know what my favorite thing is? Is that when you type in something on Facebook, like, ha,, or you say like, lord, or you write something in a crazy spelling. And then Facebook says, would you like to see the translation? Like, oh, wow, I actually wrote something in a different language. Or at least Facebook thinks. Oh, God.

There's a picture of Mimi Leakes and Zumanity here. Sorry. Don't go to Reality T. Don't see that. So anyway,ra took aim at the producers one production knew my daughter was sick and i could not make it to lizzie's birthday party they asked me to wait until the cameras were up in the limo to let lizzie know then they had her call me and say how rude that you didn't call me i believe that actually i do too but bitch you're

on a reality show like that's just how it works you don't get to like come defend yourself and blame editing every time it doesn't work out for you okay like editing has saved your ass so many times this season that's true um first of all they've saved you period because you're still on it if i was in that room i would have cut your ass on the floor the second that baby showed up at your doorstep all right two as soon as vicky and shannon found out i was not going they both called me yes me and shannon were friendly even though they make it out that we are not at this point. Just a few days prior, we were rock climbing together. Shannon told me she was sick, too, and was told by producers that she had to go.

I told her that that was not right, and she needed to be strong with them. David. David. So now you're basically not only not going to her party, but you're standing up for someone else not going. You're actually being kind of more of an asshole in this post than you were on the show. Three, Vicky was pissed that she had to go alone. She told me she did not want to go hang out with Dumb and Dumber, referring to Lizzie and Danielle. She asked me how she could get out of going.

I jokingly said, tell production you have a yeast infection. It's not like anyone's going to check. Vicky ended up going two hours late oh at least she went and at least she said she liked lizzie and didn't call her dumb and dumber it's not like before she was pretending that she didn't hate her she wasn't being that fake i never told vicky i did not want to go to the party but i did tell her that we don't usually go out when we have the kids blah blah blah i have, blah. I have no words for Vicky. She was so nice to my face and talked so much crap behind my back. Then cries, Tamara ruined Brooks' reputation.

No, Brooks ruined his own reputation when he was recorded by your son-in-law calling you names and saying you needed to be beat. She's right. Six, Brianna knew about Brooks and disliked him years before I ever met him. No, I did not persuade your daughter to not like Brooks. Okay, so that's six. That's like a BuzzF article they're like i know this is a great list of cold like six things that you won't believe tamra's mad about yeah a little rat face camera and you know next week she breaks down and says the previews she says you're just jealous because brooks wants to fuck me i'm'm like, whoa, whoa, what?

I bet that's out of context. I bet that's a joke. And I bet that Bravo's using it as a teaser. Maybe, but Tamara seems to be going a little Kazooie. And remember, she's going to run out of a party screaming, you'll never see me again. That's true. That's true. So who knows?

I don't know. I'm still thinking about Tamara. Tamara Buzzfeed listicles. Like, here are 10 things from the 80s that Tamara loves. You'll never believe the 13th thing that Tamara loves on this list. Jelly shoes. I actually went on to Buzzfeed, by the way, this week, not to get off target.

Not target. Tangent. Go on a tangent. And it was this thing that's like, this thing from The Little Mermaid will change the way you see the movie forever so i don't know why i clicked on it because i didn't care but i clicked and i was like looking and it was like well we all know ariel and there's like a gif of ariel and then there's like and then we all know ursula there's a picture of ursula and then there's this guy and then there's this guy and it was like and then the very end it was like and if you look in this scene ariel's not wearing. And then there's this guy. And then at the very end, it was like, and if you look, in this scene, Ariel's not wearing shoes.

But then when they cut back to her, she is wearing shoes. And I was like, did I just really read this entire arc? Oh, fuck them. And it was like all filler. Like all this stuff beforehand was filler. I was like, I hate. That is totally that site. I love the onion one click hole that makes fun of BuzzFeed.

That one's really funny. Oh, I know. You know, that being said, if BuzzF one, ClickHole, that makes fun of BuzzFeed. That one's really funny. Oh, I know. You know, that being said, if BuzzFeed wants to hire me, I am ready to work. I applied there. They looked at all my samples and they were like, I know. Like, here are 13 reasons why. But meanwhile, this is the same site that, do you remember the post they did? that that was like like here are like 27 things

like crazy things about plants that you didn't know and they're like you know that pineapples grow grow like on socks you know that bananas grow upside down i was like oh they said do you know that avocados grow on trees i was like this is i'm not joking this is i'm not making jokes this is actually this it was actually like it was it was like edit the editor was like tamra barney like if you know that you could use an uncoiled paper clip to clean out your pipe? Wow, thanks a lot, BuzzFeed. Smoke it up, idiots. Tamara, her brain is like blowing up.

She's like, oh, my God, all these things I never knew. 13 reasons Eddie's going to leave Tamara before she's 60. When Lizzie said that she was 34, I almost fell off my chair. Do you believe that? No, I don't. You know, I've said it before. I like Lizzie. I just think that she's boring. I also don't believe that she's 34. Yeah, me neither. Thank you. Thank you.

Because that's younger than me, and I was like, bitch, no. Sorry. It's younger than me, too. Okay, so back to these housewives. We've just watched 10 hours of them. we should be talking about them yeah yeah so um all right so no one showed up for lizzie's party uh except for vicky and then they went to the writer's room down the street here in hollywood and had like a boring dinner um so that was that i know i was like why did you travel all the way to la to do that

i know like why did and you know by the way poor danielle she that. I know. By the way, poor Danielle. They didn't even show her at the dinner, and she apparently was there. Well, she was obviously there really late. I mean, if Vicky was two hours late... Vicky was two hours late, and then on top of that, they had to go up to LA? Yeah, then that girl, stupid Danielle

girl, must have been there like crazy late. She must have been like the next morning. But that was rude. That was was rude but you know what that lizzie girl it's like her second party in two weeks like and your first one was dreadful no one showed up because they were afraid of all the fucking fluorescent lighting you'd probably have there yeah and then honestly everyone knows the the rule about parties that if you basically have like a second party within a month of your first party, no one's going to show up to the second one. People feel like they've already put in their time. Yeah, it's almost like you're going to try and sell something.

It's going to be a Tupperware party or some shit. Yeah, Lizzie. Why don't you know these things? Laza. Laza. So then let's see what else. Speaking of parties. She's like, what, I don't have any friends?

I'm like, no, you don't. And it's sad because they're all your castmates. Don't you have friends from like other places? I know. Other moms? That's what I was thinking. But then let's see. So what else happened?

So then in Shannon's world, her daughter is going off to Italy with her husband. She was chaperoning a school trip. her husband uh to choose chaperoning a school trip and shannon basically packed uh made her daughter pack like a whole crate of holistic remedies for like energy healing and i don't know ridiculousness this is where shannon and i this is where i feel like shannon is not as relatable when she's like, oh, here. Here's a crystal for when you're feeling bloated on the plane. David. David.

David. Yeah, that was a bit much. That poor girl is going to get on the no flight list. Jesus, you can't bring a pharmacy on the plane. All right. Here's a root for when you're bloated. And here's a flower for when you want to cry. And then when the sun comes up, be sure to take this

guava seed and put it up your bum hole. It's like, Jesus, leave it back down. If you can't hear the in-flight entertainment because there's too much surrounding noise, just take this orange zest and it will help your hearing. David? David? David, why don't you hand her the shrub?

Why don't I have anything written down for real housewives of orange county i think i just enjoyed it so much i i wrote a real housewives of orange county but then there's just a triangle next to it yeah the other thing that happened was that heather decided you know this was one of those episodes where heather tried to position herself as being fun in a certain way so um she decided that she was going to have a Valentine's party at the St. Regis. So it was kind of funny because Heather's reading from this book. She's like, what's a dirty Sanchez? And I was just funny to hear her talk about dirty Sanchez's.

But she had this party at the St. Regis. And then people showed up Lizzie called out Tamara for not showing up on time and Tamara acted all shocked as if Tamara is not the queen of calling out people at all times you know but it always bugs me

when a newbie does that because I mean I don't I make fun of Lizzie obviously but I don't hate her she seems like a nice girl I mean she won't be cast for next year, but at least she can leave with her dignity. Right.

So when she tries to pull that shit just to be a part of the show, I really don't like it. It's like there's a bunch of people standing around and how's your party? And it's like, well, I'm going to confront you in front of everybody right now and then just pout a lot and make you feel terrible.

Yeah, she's sort of like, she does it in a half-assed way she's like well i don't know i just didn't think it was like that cool that you know you didn't show up i just thought it's kind of rude you're like vicky told me you didn't want to come it's like now you're bringing the only person who was nice enough to show up to your party yeah putting her in the middle of a tamra you know clusterfuck dorm or whatever yeah um i also thought it was funny when they were asking these like questions around the table and they were like do you do anal and then they cut to danielle and her gay husband joe and he's sort of sitting there like looking down at his bread plate and danielle's steam room at the gym yeah and danielle's sort of she's like uh no i'm you know she's like she's like i don't do anal and i don't do anything else for that matter

yeah she's like i don't do anal but i let him do whatever he wants as long as he doesn't bring it home she's like i mean like i do anal on him if that's what you're asking yeah exactly get my strap on uh danielle i don't know what's she doing there i don't know she's sort of like whines slightly uh she's pretty she's pretty if you paid me a million dollars to name one thing she said this entire time i couldn't say it well tamra did say that she would uh pose nude for a million dollars so we have that uh bitch you were the one fucking your husband in a bathtub with your gigantic implants two seasons ago what are you talking about you did that shit for free shut up yeah exactly um let's see what else oh the other thing is that um heather and tamra decided they were

gonna you know just spontaneously decided they were gonna go to bali there was no influence from the producers whatsoever yeah that was all from Google Images. Yeah, they just looked at Google Images and were like, let's go. So then they were like, let's invite everyone, but then maybe let's not invite Shannon, and then maybe we'll like, or maybe let's approach Shannon and be like, you can come, but no outbursts allowed. So again, their guess.

Let's get together with her, and if she apologizes to us, then she can come. Like, what kind of lunch is that going to be? And it actually was like a pretty, like, whatever. Basically, she was like, I don't know why our relationship is like this. I don't want it to be like this. Damn it. Have her. Well, I think someone told her, if you're not on the group trip, you're not going to be in the next season.

So do whatever you got to do. Then tell them off on the trip. Yeah. Because Tamara will be told off on the trip yeah because tamra will be told off on that trip you know that's coming yeah that's why tamra's gonna go running away yeah because actually that's what that's where the season's going this is why it's a great season because um you know it's it starts first as you know heather's the bad guy and then it becomes that heather's really the bad guy and then then it becomes that Heather's really the bad guy. And then everyone suddenly realizes, wait, Tamara's the fucktard here.

So they're all going to go after her. Yeah. And she deserves it. It's about damn time. She does. But she will be, you know, I mean, you can see that she's already turning against Shannon. You know, because she got caught lying to Shannon. And she doesn't really want to apologize.

She hates the feeling of being the one who's caught. So now she's turning against Shannon, making Shannon the crazy one. So that way Tamara doesn't have to feel bad about being the way she is. Yeah, they're totally in cool with that. And I love that they're doubling down on the gaslighting. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't want her to have a break. Yeah.

So wrong. But, you know, they're right. She is kind of loony. I mean, if you look at it from their side, I can see how she would be loony, even though they know that she's not. They're just bitches. Yeah. It's still very fun for me. And her showing up like, yeah, yeah, I don't understand why we can't get along.

I'm a good person, and I really want to be your friend. So hopefully this is it, and we can just move along. And Heather's like, do you think it's possible that the spirituality of Bali and, you know, we can be on the same cycle? I'm like, listen, bitch, the last thing we need is for you all to be on the same cycle. Yeah. All right. If Bali is going to put you all on the same period, no thank you.

You're bad enough as it is. What an awful thing to be known for. Come to Bali with your friends and get on the same cycle. Let's spread that shit out, okay? Oh my goodness. I couldn't agree more. David. So what else happened on Real Housewives of Orange County?

It's kind of like just a slow build, right? Yeah. Nothing really happened. I'm trying to think, did Terry do anything? Did he say anything? The best part was for me was Vicky when she showed up at that restaurant for that lunch or whatever. She's like, hey you!

And she smiled. Which means she squints and juts out her top row of fake teeth like a Pez dispenser and I died. Because that's the only thing that moves on her. Like those teeth come out of her mouth, and she squirts and kind of shakes her head a little bit. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. That's hilarious.

I know exactly what you're talking about. That's really funny. That was the best thing. Oh, and Lizzie being like, oh, Brooks gets a bad rap. He's such a good guy. Oh, good lord. By the way, there were a lot of flashbacks to this episode, which I like, oh, Brooks gets a bad rap. He's such a good guy. Oh, good lord. By the way, there were a lot of flashbacks to this episode, which I liked too. There were even flashbacks from within the own episode.

But I liked at one point, I guess Tamara was defending that, was saying that she doesn't get crazy. Or maybe Vicky said, you know, we all have our moments and they cut to Tamara throwing wine in Gina's face. Yeah, it's none of your business batch tamra is truly the worst she's a vile person tamra is vile and it's so fun watching her this year because she looks like okay if you freeze frame on the part in the wizard of oz where the witch gets water thrown on her. That's basically Tamra's face this season, first of all. So she looks terrible, and she's just acting terrible, and she's getting called out, and her own husband is like,

just go to bed, babe. She looks like if someone took a Michael Myers mask, and then someone else wanted it, and they were playing tug of war on it, and it got stretched out a little bit, that's what she looks like. Yeah, she looks like a raisin that you put in a glass of water to make it look like a grape again. But it just never can. She looks like one of those things from the sea. What are those things called again?

The horseshoe crab? She sort of looks like a horseshoe crab that's been stepped on. I think she looks like I got a blister on my thumb from a fire and um after a few days i got sick of it and i wanted to see what it tasted like so i bit the tip off and i like stuff came out of it and then she looked like what the skin looked like after that she looks like if you made like an apple pie with like a crust on top and then you poked two you poked two holes and then made a little smile in the crust. That's what she looks like.

I think she looks like one of those children's balloons on their birthday that you let it go and as it gets closer and closer to the sun, it starts freaking out. It's freaking out. That's good. Okay. So what else on there? That it nothing else that's it new show okay bye oc we'll see you next time be crazier please because if lizzie has another party i'm gonna fucking shoot somebody in the face yeah um okay so what show do you want to talk about next

um let's talk about our baby man uh let's talk about new jersey because that was another one where not really a whole lot happened but there was there was still some funny stuff okay first of all this amber girl with her cancer it's cracking me up okay she's like oh well you know like everything's cancer she's like oh uh do you want to buy do we need some more orange juice oh well you know when i had the cancer uh i really needed the orange juice all the time you know god okay amber's cancer is like heather's guest stint on malibu country i know it's like her resume it's like what have you done i had cancer i had the cancer it's like how does that qualify you to work at target uh because there's people with cancer there's wigs here right there's barrettes i used to have to put barrettes in the wig that i had when i had cancer

does that count? I mean, I understand it's a part of life. People with cancer need comfortable shoes at a discounted price. So there, I'm qualified. I mean, it's hilarious. I mean, not to fast forward too much to Game of Crowns, but it's also funny because on Game of Crowns, Vanessa is also doing the same thing. And she even said

that her platform is breast cancer and I want to make people know that they don't have to be defined by their cancer. And I'm like, bitch, that's exactly what you're doing. That's, you just said your platform is cancer.

That's, there's no better way to do it. There's nothing wrong with being defined by your cancer. You know, I think being a cancer survivor is like a truly amazing thing and it's wonderful, but like, but like,

I don't want to be defined by my cancer. That's her platform. There's, yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah. I mean there's a line between being a proud survivor and doing your thing and that's excellent. And then just making – when you were bringing everything over to the cancer, it actually makes it seem like, oh, you actually kind of want to just make people people feel not sorry for you but you you just want to talk about yourself actually yeah oh yeah when she's like i feel so sorry for your husband and you because of your problems with your kids it's like when i had the cancer it's like it's not anything like that okay he defrauded like a

million people exactly going to jail and it's gonna get butt raped for a long time okay it is not the same as breast cancer okay yeah it's only we could eradicate that fucker with a little chemo i know exactly you know there were so there were two things that were going on in this episode of new jersey one uh what one was the cancer what was the cancer um no three things one was that melania is so out of control it's like not charming she is you're a butthole you shut up now no you how about you shut up you little girl how about why don't you go to military school how about that you know like i'm sure she's really like it's not charming she is actually a spoiled brat you know that little'm sure she's really like it's not charming she is actually a spoiled brat you

know that little brat is walking around selling like pee as lemonade like just like defrauding people just like her father yeah i mean she's a brat and and she's like you're giving me anxiety you're giving me anxiety melania like how about show some discipline how about here's where here's where amber does get some credit the amber and her husband they do discipline their kids and you know what their kids are little angels. I'll say it. For now. For now.

Give them time. Look at Melissa's kids. They were cute. Now look at that little girl's a little diva too now. Well, I don't know. I still think her kids are – either way, they're all better than Teresa's kids. And, you know, I mean, especially Melania. Melania is out of control, and it's not something to be proud of. It's not something to be like, oh, my Melania.

Which, again, not to fast forward too much to Game of Crowns, but same issue there with Isabella. With her new song, LOL. LOL, LOL, LOL, who's laughing now? We get to that. Someone tweeted the other day. I'm trying to find it. Olivia Hayes tweeted me the other day. Melania is awful.

Why doesn't Teresa discipline her? And I wrote back, you remember that Teresa is the one that flipped the table, right? Like, hello. What kind of discipline is she going to give her? And she's also the one who is probably going to jail. Yeah. I mean, she's the one who at the moment is making it seem like she's been victimized by humanity when she was a co-conspirator in a fraud case. Like she doesn't know up from down.

She doesn't know what proper behavior is. Like she has no idea what is right and wrong. Yeah. They're the worst. I can't wait to see Jo go to jail. Yeah. And again, there was more of this episode where they were like, you know, what they're going through, what they're, you know, and so to get to point number two of what was happening in this episode was that Amber's husband, whose name I don't remember, his name is probably Joe also. like Vito and this other guy who's like one of the twins' boyfriends and Joe Gorgon, Joe Giudice and Rosie and the other one.

And so this guy was like, no, I'm not going out because A, those guys always get into fights with each other and I don't want to be around that and B, because I run a bank and I do mortgages and this guy has been indicted on mortgage fraud and I can't be associated with that. Well, and even more specifically, he works with the DA. Right, which is what comes out next week, right? Well, he said that this week. Oh, he did say it this week? Yeah, I mean –

He said that he works with the DA. Oh, yeah, you're right, the prosecutor. And you know what? He's 100% right. Like someone here actually has a sense of like – I don't know what the word is. But you know what? He's 100% right. Someone here actually has a sense of like... I don't know what the word is. Reality? Not reality, but like...

Decency? Not standards. Morals? Yeah, it's not even about morals. It's just like knowing... Professional standards? Yeah. All of the above. There's a lot of adjectives or there's a lot of things we

don't see on the show yeah so yeah so i mean i'm totally on his side so then um i think it's is it teresa's boyfriend or nicole's boyfriend whichever he goes and he tell when when the joes are like yeah and when the joes are like hey why isn't so and so he could have been like oh well he's sick or he's you know whatever like he's he's tired he couldn't make it he had to business meeting whatever he's like oh well he didn't want to be around you guys because you guys are always fighting all the time which is like the worst thing to say and then they're like he's a prick he's a prick whatever so then i believe this gets back to Melissa, right? Yes.

It gets back to Melissa, yes. Because then she's like, well, I don't like that. Here Amber's saying she wants to be my best friend, and then her husband's talking shit about my family. Well, actually, your family, this is true. The Joes do always fight, and they cause mayhem. And so he's not

talking shit. He's actually just being someone who wants to hang out with like polite society no I had like one of those weird like burps that came up as I was like, I had to like... Help me. Help me. Oh, well, you know Peter. He has burps all the time. Oh, well, you know. Oh, well, you know Peter. Oh, well, you know Peter. He only burped because his brother was in an accident

and he got so stressed out he gave some cheetos. And then he made him burp. Oh, well, you know Peter. He didn't mean it. He's just growing. Oh, you know Peter. He doesn't own a bank, but he likes to talk about the bank a lot, so he can't

hang out with him either. He is like... Oh, you know, Peter, like when he was a child, he used to, for his, to type letters, he would use Bank Street, Bank Street Pro on his Apple 2GS. So like, you know, he's not like a banker, but

he used a program that had bank in it. So like he can hang out with Jojo Dice. You know, Peter used to play Monopoly and he didn't like the time when you could pass, go and get $200 because he was like, fuck that. I can go to the bank because I own it. I can steal it. I don't need no $200, you know, because he's like enterprising.

Oh, well, you know, Peter, he like, you know, he just saw a movie with like Elizabeth Banks in it. So it's like, you know, he really can't be hanging out with Jojo Dice, you know Peter he like, you know, he just saw a movie would like it is the banks in it So it's like, you know, he really can't be hang out with Joe. Do you guys you know? There was these people and they were making spray paint things on the street and they look like different things and I was like Oh my god, that guy's called Banksy. Oh my god, Peter's gonna love him And like ever since then Peters like know what I can't you know I can't look at Banksy and then go hang out Joe do you guys I mean and I understand it too You know, he's like an artist, I can't, you know, I can't look up Banksy and then go hang out with Joe Giudice. I mean, and I understand it, too.

You know, he's like an artist. Yeah. Like Peter's an artist. And I don't know. I like Banksy, so I can't hang out with Joe Giudice. So Joe Giudice. OK, yeah. So they're in a store.

First of all, Amber and these twins are fucking retards. Both. All three of them. Let's get that out of the way now. Sorry to say retards, because I know retards are usually really nice and probably listening to this show yes yeah sorry you guys i meant it in and i did say i did say fucked hard earlier so i apologize it's not even different i don't think that's a real don't you love when people say that's not even in my vocabulary i don't even know why i said that it's like yeah you you just said it i did say yeah actually i just a

woman i was with friends and a woman was going on a rant the other day. And she's like, I'm not racist, but the fucking Jews. I was like, yeah, well, that's, you know. And that's the matter. Yeah. So, anyway, so those girls are all nuts. And they're all doing whatever they can to make drama. Amber has nothing going on yet.

And everything is like, ugh, what? Oh, my God. What? She needs to calm down first of all because she's especially serious and nothing's happened and she's a public figure i mean you can't just be in those commercials and then act like that yeah did you see that hair flip she did her famous hair flip now that's her line sorry when's a good time to invest now i love it when she's talking to melissa so she has this lunch with melissa and she's like you know i want to get past the problems but you know it really hurt me when you said that you didn't know i had the cancer i was like oh my

god can we just get past this please like she wouldn't play into it which was hilarious but she's like so what's been going on with you what's been going on since we've seen each other and she's like well you know i'm an actor now yeah i've done some commercials i'm like bitch please i know like meryl streep over here yeah i'll see you with bad blush and a really bad green screen she's like i've been doing some commercials and you know you know this thing, those women libbers. Like, you know, I mean, I get it. You know, have a job outside the house. That's great.

But, you know, it's just not for me. Meanwhile, this is the same woman who on the season premiere said that, you know, some women try to find their success by, you know, the marriage route, like Melissa. But I went to Columbia. No, well, you may have gone to Columbia, but you just said that you don't want a job. So enough of that. Yeah, and your success is through your husband, Root. He's putting you in commercials. Yeah, exactly.

Get over yourself, lady. And then I love how she even brought the commercials thing back to cancer. She's like, you know, I'm in commercials, but, like, you know, let's say this. Let's say you had cancer. If you had cancer, what would you do? Would you follow the singing or would you go with your family? And then she's like, well, my family, of course. And she's like, yeah, so that's what I did.

I went with the family and, you know, I gave up a lot of our acting opportunities. Oh, my God. So now the fact that she doesn't have an Oscar yet is because she chose her family when she had breast cancer. Like, who's going to say – that's like the worst question i hate people like that like what are you gonna choose say this so i can talk about my cancer some more oh actually i would choose my career if i had breast cancer i would get my ass out there and try and go on as many auditions as i can like who's gonna say that you moron stop stop asking questions Amber who even got Amber on this show me no liking

she even brought the hair flip thing she's like oh the hair flip is my signature thing I mean even when I was bald with the cancer you know I'd be like how am I gonna do a flip when I don't have any hair cause of the cancer well if she ever gets divorced she can sue covergirl yeah maybe she's born with it

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I'm going to go on Facebook and tell Ronnie to fuck off. Listen, if you're talking about it 10 times a day, you're the asshole here. All right. Let this be a warning to you. Yeah. Actually. Everyone in your life is annoyed with you. God saved you.

Thank the Lord. Thank everybody. And go help other survivors. And shut the fuck up on reality tv you know there there actually once was a very funny episode of andy richter controls the universe where john crier played this like supervisor in the little company and he had cancer or something like that and all he did was use it to like be like the worst boss ever like anytime like you make all these unreasonable requests like well i have cancer and they're like ah the whole episode was them trying to be like maybe he doesn't have cancer and they're like ah the whole episode was them

trying to be like maybe he doesn't have cancer and they were like trying to get it and they found out he really did have cancer they're like damn it that's like michael j fox on any show he's on now okay he got his own show and it's all about having parkinson's and he's by the way it's same wife and it's all about using parkinson's yeah uh but the difference is that he actually has it and so it's like he and like you can't he have it. And like there's no way to like ignore it because it's like at that state. So they have to address it. So I'm okay with it. And also he's not obnoxious about it.

He's really funny. They've made this whole thing in The Good Wife about it. He's like the biggest villain on The Good Wife. And he keeps screwing everybody over. But then every time he gets called on it, he'll like twitch. And he'll be like, but it's my conditions. See, that's good. That's funny.

See, Amber's not like that. Yeah, Amber. Okay, Amber, watch a Michael J. Fox show and learn something, all right? Right. You jerk. But anyway, the point is this, though. I just want to go back to one thing before we really dive into the Amber situation. Before we start talking about the good wife from the previous season.

I'll go there. No, but, so the thing is that so, so Melissa gets mad that this guy, that Amber's husband is saying these things because she's like, you know, when, you know, we're like, you know, our family's in a bad place and we're like, we're huddling around,

you know, we're gathering around and we need to be there for each other, for family. And I'm kind of like, yeah, that's true. But don't forget the asshole who put you in that situation. They just keep on talking as if they've been brutalized. Like Hurricane Sandy has actually come back and targeted the DJ home and torn it down. And now they've got to rally around them to rebuild. It's like, no, no, that's actually the exact opposite it just it drives me nuts drives me nuts yeah that hurricane basically

got you the money from victims family to buy your wife a really expensive purse you're really no place to complain about it yeah and then teresa's like i don't want to have to move out of this house oh but yeah that queen oh good lord that queen who was a psychic. Oh, James Van Der Pak. Here's what I finally figured it out while I was watching this guy. I'm like, am I homophobic? What is it about these Bravo Queens that pisses me off? I think the thing that makes me mad is they're so

obsessed with the ladies' fame on these shows. I think that that's what gets me more than anything. Because they're so girly and they're like, someone on TV. Girl, let's talk about your future girl it's like shut up it's like he wore his best like go-round vest for this get out of here go around didn't james vanderprog have some sort of like like legitimate career as a psychic does he have a tv show or something his name it was very familiar

and i was about to google him and then i was like ronnie don't but now i'm doing it what's his name like james vanderprog we like two a's like very very it sounds like it's from the sounds like he's from like the the benelux countries oh god and his like dyed mustache and his bad rug oh he looks like um what's his face? What's the name of that guy who throws the confetti? You know him. Ooh, girl. I'm sorry I'm not answering, but I'm just clicking on a video.

Because there's a video, when you look it up, it's really old, sorry. I'm new to the world. This is from 2008, but it's called Barbara Walara walters exposes james van praag fraudster huh what are the odds uh can you believe there are still idiots who believe this crap that's what it says and then the first uh comment is i hope you're burning in hell sylvia brown you're van praag and edwards next i hope all youtube commenters, sorry. A little detour. But yeah, he's gross. I wouldn't say. Yeah, he's gross.

And Teresa's sitting there crying, you know. I don't know. It's just like, you know, I really hate this, like, sympathetic edit that they're getting. But anyway, so back to Amber. So meanwhile, when Amber and Melissa were hanging out, they're talking about, you know, whatever, the twins. They're talking about, you know, whatever, the twins. And Amber's like, yeah, well, so-and-so has been divorced for like, you know, for a long time. Long, long, long time.

And, you know, I heard that maybe she was the one who broke up the family, you know, which. Okay. I was going to ask you about that because I've rewound it three times and I could not understand what they were saying. And I was going to rewind it again. I was like, get a life. You're a grown man. Yeah. No, she say now? She said she's the one who broke up the family, meaning her own family.

Yeah, her own family. She wasn't saying she wrecked someone else's family, right? The statement was very open. It sort of implied that she was the one who cheated, but it also implied that maybe she was the one who asked for the divorce. It could have gone any different way. She probably shouldn't have said it.

It was a very gossipy moment. She probably shouldn't have said it. But of course, Melissa then goes to the twins. And she's like, well, Amber said that Nicole or Teresa, because I can't remember, broke up a family. Which sounds actually also way more malicious than what Amber said. But even though Amber was maliciously

rumoring, Melissa then took it and made it ten times worse. And then the twins were like, oh my god, we have to get out of here. Let's get some gas for the car. We gotta go. We gotta go. Let's drive. Let's drive over there. I'm so mad. I'm leaving my jeans and my t-shirt here.

Pack them up for me. We got to go. We got to go. Cut the tag off this. Cut the tag. You still got my credit card on file? Get me my Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Honey, come fill up the gas.

We're in a hurry. It's an emergency. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Teresa? Teresa? Have I ever said these things before to you, Teresa? Have I ever said this?

I'm going to scream. I'm going to scream. I'm going to scream. Oh, you're both awful. Shut up. Get my culotta. I'm going to throw my culotta at her. Oh, God.

My culotta. She's sipping a big, giant culotta the entire time. A donkey dance culotta. You know, that's probably the name of one of their daughters. And it's my daughter, culotta. I'm used to protein for this fight. Give me a go-gurt. Hurry, honey. Run, run, run, honey.

I see Isabella in the window. Thank God. It's a sign. It's a sign. It means that I'm not supposed to confront her here at the home. I'm supposed to confront her with all the friends at the party. I'm sort of giving her a weird, like, Jersey Boston accent. Okay, so these bitches are all ready to rumble, right?

So Amber and the twins are ready to fight at the drop of a hat. They've been trying to start shit with Teresa and Melissa, and no one's biting. Okay? So now they're just like, oh, we can go at each other, and now they're going to be hating on each other the rest of the time, and we're never going to hear them stop yelling. They're going to be yelling from now until episode 37, which you know they're going to have up this year. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, Dino is basically, like like consoling Lexi because Lexi

didn't get into NYU. Oh well. John. Why? But why? Why, Mom? Why? Yeah. What did James Von Praag have to say about that one? He's like, she's going to get into some institution.

There, I'm psychic. He's like, I'll tell you this much. I don't know where that little bitch is going to school, but this new mustache dye is really giving me a head rush. That's what I'm predicting. I still can't think of the guy. Rip. Oh, Rip Torn.

Rip Torn! No, not Rip Torn. It's Rip. Rip Van Winkle. No, let's say the no. Not Rip Torn. It's Rip. Rip Van Winkle. No. Let's name the guy. I'm going to do it. Confetti gay guy.

That's my Google search. Isn't it Rip Torn? Oh, the guy from Hollywood Square. Rip Taylor. Rip Taylor. Rip Taylor. You know what? I have a confession to make.

What? I always thought it was Rip Torn. And Rip Torn is actually a legit actor. And whenever I see him, I'm like, wow, he can really butch it up. No. I've thought for the longest time that these two were the same. First of all, Rip Torn is dead, I believe. Well, Rip Taylor, King of Confetti, can't be far behind. I mean, Jesus Christ.

I'm looking at him right now. Oh, wait. Rip Torn, I think, is still alive. Yeah. Stop spreading rumors. Jesus. Guess who else is still alive? Morgan Freeman. And he's still putting me to sleep in movies. I think, is still alive. Yeah, stop spreading rumors. Jesus. Guess who else is still alive? Morgan Freeman.

And he's still putting me to sleep in movies. I saw Lucy the other day. He's like, the human species. 20 million years in the making. Shut up! Dude, get some energy in your voice. I'm going to sleep. I can't believe you saw Lucy.

So what else happened in Jers? That's basically it. I think we covered all the big things. Oh, I wanted to say about this That it is the Real Housewives of Jersey I get it But this show I think one of the things that sets this show apart from the others

Is that this show really Is heavy on husband material Yeah And I am starting to think they did not cast Amber Because she's entertaining Because she's one of the worst human beings I've ever seen with no redeeming qualities so far. Except that she can squirt babies out of her womb, which is apparently like a huge deal to her. But I think they cast her because her husband works for the DA that's probably going to prosecute Joe.

That's fine. That works for me. Those are sickos. I mean, those producers are sick bastards, and I love it. Nice job. It works for me sickos i mean those producers are sick bastards and i love it nice job it works for me i mean look why they cast melissa it's because joe and theresa had an issue so yeah um yeah so good for the uh i love wasn't what did what was melissa talking about her job being before she found Joe it was something ridiculous. Stripper? She didn't mention that but it was something it was something

entertaining. I don't know. I don't know if I'm even remembering right. I'm just going to let that one drop. Sounds like you're misremembering. I don't. I truly in my heart of hearts. This is Game of Crowns now. I truly believe in my heart of hearts that I didn't do nothing. I didn't ever say that.

Oh, my God. Your Suzanne impersonation is the best. And then the husband's like, well, yeah, so you know what I'm saying, Stans? Because I believe in my heart of hearts that, you know, she said that, right? I'm like, oh, my God. That's a very serious allegation. It's a very serious accusation because I could lose my job over that. Yeah, because that's

what you said use use guys i'm like oh my god he still says use guys no use um he's hot though right um he's not as hot not as hot as the other uh the other like the personal trainer husband i know i want those two to make out yeah so okay so let's talk about game of crones so now we only watched the first episode because you know i love the show but i just didn't have time to watch the second episode so i'm gonna probably watch that later today but we can talk about the first episode a lot of negativity in my life this week and i turned it on the other day and i was like i'm drawing a line and actually it's because it was after real housewives of in jersey and there was like literally i mean granted i had a little medical stuff flowing through my veins but i was watching jersey and i was like

feeling all this self-hatred flow over me which really i guess probably has to do with my own self-hatred because that was what i was feeling but it feels like that was just like you know throwing gasoline on the fire it was like maybe making me hate myself more i'm like what am i doing with my life i can't do this these people are horrible it's like game of crowns i was like no drawing line but i did watch the first episode with you or not with you but like you ben well i love game of crowns i think it's the funniest shit on TV. And honestly to get back to the LOL thing, when Suzanne mentions that Isabella

is going to be performing at a fashion show to sing, you know, her new song, LOL. Like, I mean this could have been Jennifer Coolidge in a Christopher Guest movie. I mean it truly, that was an LOL moment. I actually paused the TV and I laughed. was like i pretended as if

i had a friend i pretend like either you or michelle collins was next to me and i was like no and there was no one it was like a pillow i was talking to a pillow i was like this show is my everything and then when we get to this fashion show that that isabella is the star of it like we've seen a lot of we've seen a lot of bad fashion shows we've seen a lot of real ghetto cheap ass fashion shows I mean anything that's on Married to Medicine or Real Housewives of Atlanta or the new Atlanta anything from Atlanta basically we've seen it all we've seen the worst of the worst and this this was a new level this was like I mean this even this even took the cake from the almost cancer fashion show yeah this was like it was basically you know a bunch of like um adolescent girls which

is fine they look like they were having a great time and to them it was like the best yeah i mean this but but just it wasn't about it wasn't the fact that they were that was a bunch of little girls because they were playing dress up and they were having the time of their lives i was happy for them but that it was just in this like janky you know it's like a community house you know like it's one of those things where there's normally like little dances for for six six graders where you have to like go in and sign up on the legal pad for your your party time yeah exactly you know that's clearly where this was and um the fact that suzanne was saying there's like models going to be there from New York or whatever. And it was just a bunch of like mommies sitting around.

She's like, well, you know, Isabella's the biggest model in New York. Like she's got a huge modeling career in New York. What is she modeling? So crazy. Oh my goodness. And the girl, I mean, okay, now here's the other thing. This is going to be a little dicey because Isabella is, what, like six years old or something. So far be it for me to make fun of someone who's under 18, a minor. If you want, you can text it to me and I'll say it.

No, no, no. But here's the thing, though. If you're going to start bragging about how your daughter's a model and just that like the most polite way i can say this is that isabella to me does not strike me as one who is really in model shape maybe she's selling popsicles who knows she's a popsicle model she's a creamsicle model she's a culotta model buy one culotta get one free for bella yeah maybe it's like a slurpy thing who knows like with kids it could be anything maybe she's modeling her own bracelets that she's selling out of the back of her mom's van who the fuck knows but you gotta love vanessa she's like well you know my daughter

has like a multi-million dollar jewelry industry suzanne suzanne oh suzanne my daughter has a multi-million dollar jewelry industry she's's a top model in New York. She's won the piece. Oh, my God. You know what just popped up on my screen? I love when shit like this happens during Watch What Crappens. What? I just got a notification that Mark Twain is following me.

She's like, I hear you're being very witty. I feel that you're calling an eight-year-old a popsicle model that's totally great American literature I'm in yeah keep it coming buddy I do I do love though that Suzanne calls Isabella like she has like a multi-million dollar jewelry line when like clearly it's just that like there there's a family jewelry line and Isabella will be like the heir to it at some day but now all of a sudden she has it she's like you know you can imagine like if Isab jewelry line and Isabella will be like the heir to it at someday. But now all of a sudden she has it. She's like, you know, you can imagine like if Isabella, God forbid,

Isabella were to play like sin city, she'd be like, well, she's the mayor of a city now. And the city doing great. She's a great mayor. It's like a little statue of her, like sticking out her stomach and like having a lollipop in the town

square. But no, I think it's like legitimately her, her jewelry company because she was uh d list famous from uh toddlers and tiaras i mean she was on that show like three times so she start her mom started the housewives product you know right so yeah she i think she has a real company which makes it even more hilarious either way it's very lol the best part of that was when she's practicing lol and she's coming down the runway and the song is playing with obviously auto-tune it's like

isabella's like i mean she made kim it's like oh my god it sounds like gretchen. She made Kim Zolciak sound like Beverly Sills. But the thing is that this girl also, before that, we saw that she was at a tea party at Lynn's house. Was it Lynn Lynette? Lynn? What's her name? Yeah, Lynn.

Lynn Diamante. Wait, what's her name? Lynn Diamante. Which is like the funniest name ever. Oh, Lynn Diamante, which is like the funniest name ever. Oh, Lynn Diamante. Like she sounds like, well, I was going to say she sounds like she should be selling sunglasses. And that's exactly what she does.

But the thing is, so Bella was like the Melania of this tea party. I mean, she was sticking her face in like sugar and everything. And Shelly's daughters are like perfect. And they are like well-mattered and they're like um maybe you should stop licking the centerpiece it was like this girl could you please stop putting your tongue in the sugar yeah she was disaster and vanessa's like yeah that's my daughter whatever she does she's hilarious she just is who she is i don't care yeah i know i love that suzanne's like yeah when she walks into when she walked into someone's house she doesn't care whose house and she just makes us all at home she's just hilarious like

that i'm like no that's actually rude yeah actually uh uh i've said it on the show many times as the great bernie mack once said amer beat your children! There is no reason not to beat your children. My sister's daughter is like beating her. She's like beating her up. She's like tripping her. She's calling her names. She's being awful. I'm like, well, are you beating her yet?

And she's like, no, that's abuse. I'm like, well, then deal with a brat. Good luck. And if you want any more proof, I will show you this episode of Game of Crowns. And if you want any more proof, I will show you this episode of Game of Crowns. By the way, that's what's also funny is that this girl, this little girl has this song that's like to all the haters out there, basically. But I'm like, what is she talking about?

Hater. She's adorable. Why would she have haters? mother's about her mother must have a ton of them now oh yeah because her mother's loco and she's lies she's such a liar and she's on camera doing it like lady you don't think people are gonna see you lying well why don't we get to the heart of this of this episode because we were just like focusing on bell and there was so much more that happened it was basically like a big old making fun of a child I get it but god I love that child I loved her on toddlers and tiaras I love her now I'm gonna look up her jewelry and I'm gonna buy me a bolo tie y'all

I love that kid so okay so I think what happened there's a huge game of telephone because as you remember last week all the women sat down with Lee Ha and were like oh yeah your husband is out of control and then Lin's like yeah he well Suzanne said yeah and he tried to kill Lin's life which kept trying to kill Lin and then Lin's like yeah no he said it to me with her Botox

lips you know about to fall off so then Vanessa went and hung out with Leah and by the way Ryan and I are very proud to announce that Vanessa is following us on Twitter But then Vanessa went and hung out with Leah. And by the way, Ron and I are very proud to announce that Vanessa is following us on Twitter. Oh, my God. We're very proud to announce that we will probably have her on the show soon. Oh, my God.

I cannot wait. We can get that whole cast on the show, but I'm not sure because I was telling the producer, I was like, you know that we make fun of them when we called Vanessa a hundred footer and a from spacer, right? And I said she looks like China. But she's hilarious. She just wrote back, hey, we love your recaps. And that girl who writes the recaps is just as mean as me. So I'm like, all right, thanks for having a good sense of humor about it. Yeah, I hope we get Vanessa on it. So anyway, so Vanessa meets up with Leah because Leah is getting ready for another pageant.

What is it? It's like Mrs. Mulberry Lane. I don't know. They've got a pageant for everything. But Vanessa basically says to Leah, you know, I never heard Nick threaten Lynn's life. And so then Leah then goes and then – oh, and then Vanessa goes – and on top of that, by the way, Suzanne was basically saying that Nick beats you. Vanessa just throws that in because why not? So then Leah goes and has dinner with – Leah and Nick have dinner with Suzanne and her husband.

It's like the big meeting of the minds. And Suzanne keeps being like, well, we're Italian, so we got dinner. We got dinner and solve it all out. Whatever. And they kind of like – I love how all of these began, first of all. Like the meeting between Vanessa and Manface was like i love how all of these began first of all like the meeting between vanessa and man face was like hi hi oh do you want a muffin after you just lost 500 pounds

are you sure i've got some chocolate croissants too girl okay let's sit down your husband's abusive and everybody knows it whoa ladies it's so junior league you guys I mean I don't know how many of our listeners are in the junior league but I grew up with my mother in it and that's so all they were missing was a box

of Franzia and then the next one was Lynn talking to who was Lynn talking to... Who's Lynn talking to? I think Lynn was talking to Shelly. Lynn's always pouting. So what happens is this. There is this dinner, and then it comes out.

So Leah tells Suzanne that she heard that she was spreading rumors about her being abusive. And Suzanne's like, I never said that. And then they kind of talked that they kind of made a little bit of a piece. Right. It wasn't as explosive as we thought it would be. Right. And then Leah decides that Lynn is the one making up all the rumors. So we have to mention that during that dinner, crazy abusive husband, which he probably is abusive was sitting there

being a dick the whole time like well you that's what we heard that you said you guys has been saying the blah and that's what i knows and then he's like twirling a steak knife like threateningly and even suzanna who's never scared of anything looked like a little terrified chihuahua at the pound she's like yeah but but you know maybe uh maybe something came out that i don't remember but i swear to god what my memory and he's like yeah yeah nice memory yeah and the other guy's like oh you know we're italian and you know he did we say things oh yeah uh i love it you know my husband may seem like he's a big old teddy bear but no one messes with his woman. You better watch out.

And then they show him and he's just like eating all the breadsticks. He's like, yeah, we all get angry. We're Italians. Can I get some more olive oil for this? You got butter? Jesus is all sweating all over the table. I know. So then anyway, so then Leah goes and meets with Lynn Diamante.

I really would appreciate if you pronounced her name properly. It's LaHa. LaHa. LaHa. LaHa. LaHa. So and then it's just hilarious because then, again, they hash out everything. And so then Lynn, you know, the circle of pointing fingers continues because then it's like

well just so you know like everyone was calling you a 40 footer and they were saying this they said you wouldn't place and you wouldn't do this and you wouldn't do that and she just basically like tears leah apart but all under the guise of saying what other people said so we get like leaves there in tears and lynn's just sitting there so mean it was what kills me about this one that i'm not really totally on board like oh they're the meanest they're mean i get that they're awful on all these shows i get it but this one they're like you're ugly like who yeah that's just no this is this is the meanest of all the shows and it's also the funniest though too because i mean look leah's not innocent leah's also nasty about these women

but i mean lynn that but i don't remember ever seeing that part like when she had a lot of past i remember in the first episode she had a lot of passive aggressive digs because i was watching it with with michelle and we every time like there were a few times when leah said things during interviews and like we paused and like looked at each other like this bitch and then we then we resumed great story okay well i would say i would watch it again but it hurts my feelings to watch this show that said i will watch uh the second episode and i will also watch uh next week's because i was like i'm not watching this show we're cutting it off the lineup this no i only have so many hours a week and then i watched it

i was like uh i laughed out loud like five times no no no this show if anything it should be the show that we start with because it's my favorite show on Bravo right now. OC is really good too. OC is, I don't know. They're both like great to me. I'm sorry. I'm looking for batteries in my thing. My trackpad is dying, you guys.

What am I going to do? But I did want to ask you, there's been a lot of uh discussion online like since i got rid of my cable um i don't know what's on tv anymore which is crazy because i never watched commercials anyway but i guess i would see stuff as i was fast forwarding and i don't know what the frick is on tv bravo doesn't even announce it they just like put it on so is below deck back uh it's coming back in like two weeks and also bravo is starting to bravo is airing the real housewives of melbourne now oh lord but i don't we're not gonna cover it's just too much we can't cover it but i may watch it because it does look hilarious but i heard it's really good

all right so maybe we'll watch it i don't know i don't know we'll cover it there's just too much i think we can actually watch those on youtube so that'll make it easier for me to be on board um but i mean if we're gonna do below deck too yeah that's too much no i think we have to i need something with men being mean to each other because this women thing i'm like come on women honestly if i had a vagina i'd punch myself in it at this point like let's get it together and be nicer like i don't say like we all have to be bra burning and stuff like that, but God, it's like,

let's get, I just want to like lead women to band together and like demolish men. Like they fucking deserve, you know, stop taking everybody's crap and you've got to stop giving each other crap first guys. It's like being in a gay bar, you know,

like why can't we be nicer to each other to gay people? That's it. I'm giving up my life now and I'm going to do something for other people. I'm going to band gays and women together. Bye. And that's the perfect segue to go into the Real Housewives of New York reunion. Oh, okay. I can totally wait to be a good person until later.

So another one. Didn't do well on the ratings. We've already discussed that still very upset because this was one of the most entertaining seasons and i hate so good i've never liked a season of new york until this one because normally it stresses me out and they're so mean but this one i loved it i thought it was so funny the whole way through i loved loved loved it yeah i i was a big fan i mean i think the season slowed down a little bit towards the end but great season.

And also, highly entertaining reunion. I don't know where to start. Because I actually watched it just before this podcast, and I can't even remember any of it because there was so much. Let's start it like Andy starts every reunion. Hi, little man. Hi, Kristen. New boobs? Hi, Kristen.

Oh, plastic surgery. Boobs. Look at your new boobs. He's such an asshole. Hi. Yeah, he's so great. Hi, Kristen. New boobs. Hi, Kristen. Oh, plastic surgery. Boobs. Look at your new boobs. He's such an asshole. Hi. Yeah, he's so great. Hi, Ramona.

Hi, Heather. Hi, Andy. Oh, he's awful. And then I love that Heather's like in her urban speak. It's like, hi, And. Hi, And. What you thinking about? Hi, Hand, Mama.

I find it laughable that you would say hi to me. I find it laughable, motherfucker. Hey, Mama. Hey, Mama. Mama, I find it laughable that you would say hey, Mama back to me. Yeah, and I love that they started off with the boobs and that she's like oh yeah they're from my husband oh god your ugly husband who complains about your pooch on national tv well glad that's working out for you and he's like a lot of women

thought that your tagline was disrespectful she's like no it's just a joke i'm like shut up kristen you know what kristen i really liked you in the beginning of the season and i still i still actually do like you but um you just just for once say yeah you know what it probably was probably wasn't the smartest tagline it probably was it was you know it does kind of demean me now that i think about it well she's ridiculous and i love that the whole um joshboard thing. Have you seen the billboard? Did we talk about this last week? I think that's – Her sticking her finger in her mouth.

I'm like, who does that? I don't even know what eBoost is. By the way, they talk so much about eBoost. I still don't even know what it is. It's like an energy thing. Sorry. I'm sorry. You know what?

That's bad marketing. You know what? You know what? If you – you know what you should do? You should put a big letter E, and you should put it on a booster chair. Then you know, okay, it's eBoost. You know what? You know what? If you – what you should do, you should put a big letter E and you should put it on a booster chair. Then you know, okay, it's eBoost. You know what it does. It's a booster chair that babysitting that's connected to the internet.

So when it's time for them to go poop, you know. You know what's happening. I'm sorry. eBoost, natural energy, green tea, vitamins. eBoost, the most loved energy supplement now in four delicious flavors super berry orange pink lemonade and my wife's the c-word yeah yes that's e-boost i don't know why the poster was her with her finger in the mouth but it really doesn't make me want to drink it no i don't like any of that shit anyway yeah it's awful the only boost i need is cocaine

just kidding brother a little meth goes a long way who needs teeth half the half the work in I don't like any of that shit anyway. Yeah, it's awful. The only boost I need is cocaine. Just kidding. Amen, brother. A little meth goes a long way. Who needs teeth? Half the work in this town is done with your gums anyway. I don't need your damn teeth. Get me some meth. Get thin over here. So, first of all, I was very happy that Luann was on the couch.

I mean, it's so funny that she's not an official cast member. And it's funny that Sonya hurled that in her face because Luann is so obviously a cast member i mean she was on the couch the entire time featured players or friends of usually they come out on the couch for a little bit then they go away but luann's been was there the whole time yeah fucking luann they better make her a cast member again next season oh my god luann was luann was killing at this reunion she was killing it this reunion. She was killing it. Can I ask you a question that has nothing to do with Housewives? I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's okay.

But it's important. Okay, you know how I just ride a scooter now? There is a lease transfer for a smart car, and it's only $144 a month. Should I do it or not? But it's a smart car. I mean, do I even need a car? Here's the thing. You are always changing vehicles, so you're going to do it regardless of what I say.

No, I won't. I'll listen to you. You tell me. So here's the thing with the scooter. I think scooters are dangerous, so I don't think you should be in one. But you did look adorable on it. And you seem to be really enjoying it. I love it. Well, I'm keeping the scooter.

But I guess I just still need it, right? Well, you know, have you been to the rainy season yet? Oh, wait. $1,200 do it transfer. Never mind. Okay, that's all. Okay, let's get back to talking about the bitches on TV. Yeah, not so smart, right?

Smart car, stupid driver. Also, that's even gayer than my Fiat, the smart car. You know what you can do, Ronnie? You can come over, and we can play Grand Theft Auto V, and there's a smart car that you can drive in that and that will take care of that i'm too lazy to play that game oh you i would love to watch you play that game i think it'd be all over the i'm too lazy to even get out of the car no you can take a cab from the

hookers i just ran over you could take a cab in the game if you want to get somewhere quickly you can hail a cab and just have it take you someplace oh okay i like that yeah okay so um hi and okay what did i write uh new boobs to offset her pooch for her ugly husband oh carol's ass okay let's talk about not only carol's ass but carol okay carol looks like when the end of september hits whole foods there's all those pumpkins piled up on top of each other outside with some corn glued to the tops. What the fuck, Carol? Jesus. You know, oddly enough, I remember the rumors were saying that Carol looked crazy.

I didn't mind the way she looked, to be honest. She looks like one of the skin suits from Silence of the Lambs. What the fuck, man? She looked like an old drag queen trying to dress like 1990s Jennifer Aniston. Her face looked like it was drawn on a piece of cardboard cut out and put on a chicken

neck. What the fuck? Okay, look. First of all, I didn't think her face actually looked that bad. It was, I think, maybe the makeup and the neck. i don't know oh it feels bad andy talking about everybody's plastic surgery because it's gross and i actually like carol but that was just not a good look maybe it's the blonde hair i don't know what it is but i was like no it's like when you're rooting for lebron james and then he's just like walking down

the field like it's just a game man i don't understand this concept of rooting for lebron james i don't either but that was a sports reference to understand this concept of rooting for lebron james i don't either but that was a sports reference to show that i don't like lebron james uh it's because i was working for a little while uh at a place with a lot of tvs and so i saw a lot of sports things and i'm still horrified by them like uh stadium football what the fuck that's a thing yeah yeah there's this new kind of soccer where people wear big bubbles and they just run at each other and bump into each other. That's a thing now.

Can I tell you something? This is a side note. This is another tangent about sports watching and gays. As you know, I actually do enjoy watching certain sports. Water sports. Water sports, hey! That's such a great thing to say. One time I was walking down the street and um there's this guy

who has a very prominent gay sports blog and um he was with a friend of mine and so i was trying to make and every time i met him i've always thought he was like not the best and so one time i was so we're we stopped we started talking and i started i tried to make chit chat and i thought i would like connect with him in a certain way. And so I mentioned about there's a wide receiver on the Giants named Victor Cruz, who I think is very attractive. And I made some references. Like, well, not as hot as Victor Cruz. Sort of like an am I right moment.

And this guy who runs the sports blog, gay sports blog which is all about like accepting that gays like sports he goes victor cruz i'm like you know from the new york giants he goes he's like no i know who that is but why would you know who that is and i was like fuck you i'm like i'm i don't know why i'm telling this story but i just felt like it had to be like put out there like the person who's like has a blog about like accepting that gays are not just like oh my god because the most gay hating people are other gay people like listen exactly podcast all we do is rag on gay people every time a gay person comes on our tv we're like oh gross man well because they are all hating me what the frick but i mean isn't that crazy that

the guy who runs a site that's all about casting gays in a different light like then refuses to use he he suddenly is like well why would you know who that is i was like it was the most offensive thing i've ever heard from a gay person yeah when i came out as gay i was so excited to be part of the gay community and then i realized they're also human beings um whom i hate so i'm really on the fence yeah thing yeah exactly i think my hatred for humanity overtakes my love for gays. The hatred wins. Sorry, I'm trying to be more positive. I'll light an abundance candle.

So anyway... Fucking used smart car. Jesus, that car's so gay, it's going to suck a dick while I drive down the street. It's going to crash. I love that you just said I'm going to light an abundance candle.

Let's talk about Sonia for a second. Okay, so Sonia was... I mean, she is so delusional. And in fact, when Andy, when finally someone compared her to Grey Gardens, and she's like, well, you know, those women were like very sweet, very nice, whatever. And then Luann's like, they were mentally ill. It's perfect. This reunion had me dying i was howling at this because they were all being so funny first of all sonia is so cute like i don't look at sonia as like she's local okay she's loca but i don't look at her as being evil like the rest of them are just pretty much evil right well

carol i don't think is you most housewives are evil right they get to be evil i don't think sonia is evil at all i just think she's a weirdo you know yeah no she's just crazy she's delusional um and having andy like actually try to make her name what businesses she had was killing me because every time he did it she's like well um you know i'm a lifestyle guru and he's like what when he did it she's like well um you know i'm a lifestyle guru and he's like what when did that happen she's like well i find homes for rich people they're like yeah that's a real estate broker and she's like well but did you flip a house for a hundred thousand dollars they're like what like what are you not nothing connects it's just well you know

clearly she throws out. Well, clearly she probably has some friends and friends like, oh yeah, I'm looking at this apartment. Why don't you come look it out? Look, look at it with me. She's like, sure. She probably goes along. It's like, oh yeah, this is nice.

I like the windows here. And then all of a sudden she's a life, a lifestyle guru because she's like lent her opinion to something. Oh my God. She's so crazy. I love it. Beyond crazy. I'm used to living off of my investments because when I was younger and I was a model, I would take all of that money and then I would invest it.

And so managing all of my employees, like the financial advisors, the lawyers, the judges. Even Andy was like, they're not your employees. Or Luann, especially like those aren't your employees especially the judge i know that was the craziest part when you said the judge i know but i love that like as she was as she's like listing all the things that she's done like at any given time various people would like quietly monitor the other one being like i never knew about she was a model or i thought she was in san pietro when she met her husband i thought she's like everyone was like wait what met her husband. I thought she was like, I was like, wait, what?

What? They were even worse. They were like, I thought she was a hostess. Yeah. Even like the cameramen were like, what? I thought that she lived in upstate New York. She's so crazy. And I love her trying to explain her 40 employees thing.

And she's like, well, you you know I've got the I've got an esthetician a face person and a pickle and Andy's like pickles like yeah and she's like and we don't have hot water because it's an old house and the pipes have to be redone and I was like didn't they just show you saying you can't afford

it like it's too expensive so you don't have it like how does she not have hot water i mean that's just i mean she's got she's gotta get out anybody needs hot water it's sonia i mean unless she's like taking that money that she would have been spending it and bought a bunch of hydrogen peroxide to shove up her cooch she needs hot water she She definitely does. And some bleach. Yeah. Well, actually, you know what was also funny? You know what was funny, too, is that when they asked her about what the sex was like with that 22-year-old, I mean, she obviously had not had sex with him. And she was trying to, like, squirm at him.

She's like, well, you know, I don't talk about that. You know, let's just say he's a good dancer. I'm like, you're not answering. Like, you clearly never had sex with him, and he was clearly there just to be on TV. Which one was the 23-year-old? Oh, the one that Ramona told his mother or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, that kid was probably just trying to be an intern.

Yeah. Poor Sonia. But yeah, she took a lot. And I think Sonia's so nice, And the ladies were really mean to her. I guess because Luann's got a bug up her ass. Like, who cares if she likes Ramona more than you? Like, what are you, 12? Well, it's the same thing.

You know, you have to also wonder, you know, they're also all so mad at Aviva for not going on this trip. But how many of them actually would have wanted Aviva to be there? They're so mad. But do any of them want that? Like would want aviva there i don't even think they're mad that she wasn't there they're just calling her out on her lies they don't want her there they're just calling her out on it because she's such a freaking liar about it oh my god and she wouldn't she wouldn't even like you know she wouldn't um uh admit that she's being hypocritical by saying shut the fuck up in front of the kids after she had told after she had just told what's her face.

Kristen to keep it PG. I mean, she couldn't even admit to that on the reunion. I mean, it's the smallest thing. She couldn't even admit to it. Yeah, she's she's full of shit, but hilarious. Oh, my God. She's I mean, totally had me on the floor like a zillion times during this her lies were hilarious her reactions to everything the fact that the editors just kept throwing in her

face in the beginning it was like every other shot was aviva making a roll eyes face or a like incredulous face so funny i really hope she's back next year. I doubt she will be, but I really hope she will. Maybe none of them will be. Who knows? I love that Ramona, when it came to the fight in Montana with Ramona and Kristen, and Ramona threw the glass at her. She's like, I did not throw a glass.

It was plastic. It wasn't glass. And she was like... And then Heather's like, well, when you threw the glass, she's like, please don't use that word. Please don't use that word. You know what? It wasn't glass.

It was plastic. And Heather's like, well, what am I supposed to call it? It's a plastic what? She's like, glass. But don't say glass. She's like, it's a plastic shaped glass. You know what? I wrote it down.

I was like, what? Plastic shaped glass. Yeah. A glass shaped like plastic. What the fuck? Okay, Ramona. Thanks. And what was the thing with Ramona where she started going on this tangent of I knows?

She was going, I know. I can have a big mouth. I know. I know. That sometimes I can say things that offend people. I know. I know. Sometimes this. I know.

I know. Sometimes it rains outside. There's no umbrellas. I know. I know. Oh, my God. Count the I knows. I'm sorry. Turtle time just means I'm having a good time. Okay? I know I'm unf the I knows I'm sorry

Turtle time just means I'm having a good time Okay I know I'm unfiltered Okay But you know what My father was unfiltered too And I'm sorry

I have to be unfiltered as well I can't help it But that's just the way My father is I know I can't ever film In an Italian restaurant I know that my father Threw spaghetti

At my mother's head I know that it traumatized me I know that if we were Doing this outdoors right now Where there were trees I would be crying right now Okay Okay Okay I know that it traumatized me. I know that if we were doing this outdoors right now where there were trees, I would be crying right now. Okay? Okay.

I know. I know that I could be doing something like making amends with Geraldine Parson Smith. I know, but I'm not. Okay? I can't think about my father throwing spaghetti at my mother anymore because it's too difficult for me. Okay? So Mario and I are just going to go home and talk things out. One time when I was a little girl in the Berkshires, the Dr. Atkins diet was just coming out,

and everybody was only eating protein, and my family loved pasta. And so we gave up pasta, and my mom was so upset about it. And instead, she learned how to make pasta out of zucchini. And so one night we were having zucchini strings and my mother asked my father if he paid the car insurance and he threw a zucchini spaghetti at her head.

And now I can't eat zucchinis or spaghettis. Okay. One thing you may not know about me is actually that when my father once threw spaghetti at my mother, she was so upset. She couldn't even say ow all she could say was oh and then my father said you know what that would be a great soup spaghetti oh so

now my i can never have spaghetti o's because it reminds me of my father throwing spaghetti at my mother and you know who the ceo of spaghetti o's is is geraldine parson smith another reason oh sorry i guess because we're on a tangent but this reminds me of sonia when she finally started getting offended about all of her employees and she's like you don't know you don't know what i do to help children runaways homeless children lgbt aids can't like mother theresa and great gardens over there, she's actually become Miss Havisham, she just sits there in her old weird estate

and runaways like Pip come over to her, and yes I am going on a Charles Dickens Great Expectations tangent but I don't mind because it works she's like listen here, you're gonna need to keep those flies on your face outside alright I don't have money for an exterminator okay, get out of here needy children yeah, what does she do to keep those flies on your face outside, alright? I don't have money for an exterminator, okay?

Get out of here, needy children. Yeah, what does she do? She gives away to toaster ovens to the poor? She's hilarious, man. Okay, what else happened in this? I have my concerns. I wrote down concernings. Kristen was annoying about something. I forget what it was, but she was annoying about something.

I don't know. The ladies on the Luann couch. First of all, you know, Bravo, you're really uncool. You use Luann in every episode pretty much this season once you finally showed her. She's been there for everything. She's a full-time member at the reunion, and you still won't put her in the credits. That's not cool. I know's bullshit exactly although i am thankful i didn't have to watch the demise of jacques and luann yeah i i was happy for that too and i also like that the way that luann defended

herself against the facialist when she was like uh jacques was very tall and my ex was six two so she i don't like short french men i Frenchmen. Ideally, if they look like a pirate. Well, the best is going to be when they tell off Ramona, which will probably be in part 6 of the reunion. But when Andy is, like, making her talk about Mario. Yeah, and he's like, I won't show another package. I'm like,

oh, suddenly Andy, like, digs his heels in the ground. Yeah. For a sec. For a sec, at least. So what else? Are we done with this week? what else are we done with this week we're done i have no more notes i'm done with notes i'm done wait it just occurred to me you're recording this right i am not i did not press record i thought this was your week don't you say that just kidding yes phew i have recorded all 122 minutes of this lovely chat we just had with each other. Jeebus.

All right. Not 122 minutes. I know. An hour and 22 minutes. Oh, I see. All right. Well, let's wrap it up then. Which is the same thing, right?

Yeah. Exactly. It's 100 minutes in and out, right? I'm really a sad person. This is a Melania Giudice moment. I'm too stupid for a smart car. Okay, everybody. So that will do it

for today. I would like to thank everybody on our Facebook page, because you guys have been really funny today. I'm going to try and read a really funny comment from here. Read one. Please do a Sony employee rant. I checked Craigslist for judges between jobs to employ.

Oh, I Please do a Sony employee rant. I checked Craigslist for judges between jobs to employ. Nothing. That's for the TV show. Oh, I did want to mention also, Brandy Glanville has a new wine. So let's all try and come up with a name for it. Skank. My personal favorite is Slag and Slurp, but I don't know about you. You can find us. I might put that on our Facebook to name it.

But anyway, tweet it tweet it at us that'll be fun uh we're at what crappens and on facebook we're at facebook.com slash watch what crappens thank you guys for making us laugh this whole time we recorded reading your stuff you can find ben at b-side blog.com or on any social media outlet at b-side blog um me ronnie carom on twitter instagram facebook uh trash talk tv.com has a lot of really funny recaps you can find my youtube parody videos of big brother this season every friday at youtube.com slash trash talk tv t-e-e-v-e-e and that'll do it until next week yeah i'm gonna go off onto sonia's yacht and uh i would invite the rest of you guys to come but as

aviva says you're all kind of like rookies so you don't really know what you're doing and you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of Edity no you definitely

don't want to do that he'll be on Sonia's yacht totes yeah okay everybody thanks so much we'll talk to you later bye

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