Watch What Crappens - #2509 Below Deck Med (S09E10): No Gain Laundrospat

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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We were on Radio Andy today on Sirius XM, so go listen to that. It's replaying, I think, a couple times. Go check it out. That was really fun. Thanks for having us, Radio Andy, Andy Cohen. It was fun talking to you. Thank you, Andy. Thank you, Andy and John. And John Arthur Hill, you handsome little devil. That was fun. Go check it out. He is handsome. Had a lot of Love Island coverage. Go check that out over on our Patreon. And if you want this on video, you can. It's also on our Patreon. We do it every day on video these days. So, check us out on the television. We're on global television on a big network called

YouTube. Guys, check it out. If you don't want to pay for Patreon, that's okay. We put them out for free as well, just a week later. So, if you, you know, want to wait a week, do that. If you don't, give me your money. Welcome to Below Deck Mediterranean, fighting over mediocrity. You know, that's basically what the show always turns into being. Beautiful, capable, I'm taking away capable, but I would love to keep it in there, but I can't with a good conscience, keep it in there. But beautiful, lovely ladies wasting their life over loser men with runaway eyebrows. And you know what? I see it on this show all the time. I see it in real life all the time. Just stop it. Find some gays and listen to us. That's my advice. Everyone needs a little Aunt Ronnie in their lives, right? Auntie Ronnie knows

the truth and you just, they just need you to come on that boat, sit everyone down, sit all the, sit all the stews down and be like, okay, you've been trained on how to wash glasses. You've been trained on how to do laundry, even if you don't still know how to do it. But now you're going to be trained on how to navigate these deckhands and I'm going to save your season for you and you will just lay out all the things they have to do and it will be solved. Well, it's just general, you know, it's like look both ways before you cry. I mean, just watch out for dirty peen.

It's out there. But you know what? I think that people at this point have just lost hope and peen basically. I think there's no hope. So the best you can really hope for. I mean, I know that's really negative, but I feel like the best you can hope for is eyebrows. What's his face? Joe. He's got nice arms. I think that might have something to do with it. Yeah, it's not looks. It's not the look of his eyebrows. It's just that's his defining

quality. It's just douche. It's just douche, you know, I guess that's the best we can hope for, but you know what? Hugs. Okay. So, we open where we ended up last time with Ellie and Bridge in the firing range of Sandy. They're in the screening room of nap. No, they're in the screening room of wind. Wind. And Sandy's threatening their lives. And Ellie's like, Captain Sandy, I have behaved respectfully. I've been good leader. I have been teacher. I have no issues living today

because I have no problem with anything I have done. I stand on this hill with a flag and I say, free my people, Captain Sandy. I have been slandered, slandered by Laundry Lady. You can take away my detergent, but you cannot take away my freedom. So Sandy is like, well, you know what? We're in the middle of a Charter. Surprise, surprise.

And you know, Asia came to me and she's doing everything she can to keep the peace. And if you're telling me this can't work, I'm going to have to let you both go. Double elimination style. OK, then this is the last thing I want to do. The first thing I want to do, catch up on wind. Have missed the last three episodes. I don't even know what's happening Okay, this is the last thing I want to do. Let's be kind to each other. Let's do that Okay, so I've just threatened to fire both of you. So walk out of here. Just be nice hold hands You know as you wonder when the guillotine is gonna come down and break your head off from your shoulders

I just want you to look at each other and say, wow, that girl could use a hug. Then hug her. And then when you see a girl that needs a hug, hug her. It's gonna be two girls hugging. And then when you walk out of this bridge, I'd like you to walk out backwards. You know why?

Because you're gonna rewind and you're gonna be kind. You're gonna be kind and rewind. Or you're gonna to be kind. You're going to be kind and rewind. Pete Or you're going to get charged 50 cents. Pete I'm not lying. So, they're like, okay, so now she calls Asia to the bridge and then Jono calls Brita the galley. So, everybody's been called. Radios, radios. So, Jono is giving us one of his monologues about things about cooking that he didn't learn in architecture school, which is kind of... Everything.

I can't believe you didn't learn how to make cakes in architecture class. By the way, I know, he's like baking. You don't learn baking in architecture. We know Jono, but like when you're taking a job as a professional chef on a yacht, you should probably practice that kind of stuff, you know? You know it's coming, right? Not too late to take some classes. Well, the same reason we all wear condoms, we know it's coming. At some point, it's coming, you know, maybe harder for some of us than others, but at some point it's coming. Be prepared.

Sure. There's cake on the horizon. Pete Yes. Pete Cake is coming. Pete It sounds like it would be a mixed horizon, or a mixed metaphor, but it's really not in my case. Okay, so also, I wanted to say something just about, I know I'm full of platitudes today, but last week's episode, I was saying, you know, this is an interesting season of Below Deck because there are villains, but there aren't hateable villains. You know, this is an interesting season of Below Deck because there are villains, but there aren't hateable villains.

You know, it's not the same. Like, I don't feel the same rage. And people are like, Ronnie, what the fuck are you talking about? I've been getting emails saying there's no villain. Ellie is a total villain. What are you talking about? I didn't say there's no villains. Listen up.

I said they're not as rage inducing. I mean, Ellie to me is like, she's a villain, but she's like a funny villain. And I love that it's pretty much stayed about laundry and eyebrows. It's not like vile, kicking sand in people's faces, or like Camille, that girl was terrible, or most of the men that we've, most of the toxic men we have on this show. Or Ian, it's just, he's a dopey guy who can't see ropes and waters. I just meant, I didn't say this is not villains, I just meant they're not as hateable. Or maybe I'm just becoming a spiritually more well-adjusted person, LOL. We know that's not the case. I don't see Ellie as a villain even. I don't even see her

as just being in that territory. I see her as just like she and Bri are just both fucking up. And she, I mean, she's definitely had some like really obnoxious monologues, which is like, I am second in charge here. And like normally that would be enough to be a villain, but then Bri is totally dysfunctional. So it sort of like balances out like Bri being an apt Ellie, you know, having sort of a, like a career ego there. I don't know. To me, they're just both bumbling around on their jobs. So it doesn't feel like villainy to me. It just feels like classic second, thirds do. It's like silly villainy. Silly villainy. Silly villainy. Okay. So Jono is talking about cakes. Good luck with that. So then Sandy is talking to

Asha, and she's like, is that your dinner? She's like, it is my dinner. Well, it's my lunch. It's my dinner. I haven't eaten lunch yet. I haven't really eaten anything today. It's so stressful not knowing what side of focus is going to be on when I come up from a nip. Can I trust anyone? To be fair, I did ask Johnno's this dinner or lunch, and he said, I don't really know. They don't teach me meals in architecture school, so no one, it could be anything really. I said, can I have a club sandwich?

And he said, a spiral staircase. And I said, no, a club sandwich. And he said, an elevated parking garage. I just can't win today. I asked him for a chicken caught on blue and he gave me a book about Le Corbusier. I'm like, I don't even understand how I'm supposed to eat this.

Thank you for saving that. Do you love that I have no architecture references? My architecture references are like elevated parking garages and spiral staircases. I took one class on modern architecture, junior year of college, and I was like, my favorite class I ever took. And I'm like, I'm like, why didn't I take this earlier? I totally would have been an architect.

I loved it. And that's I just mine it. I'm like, what did what did Professor Heck say about Georgian architecture? I'm like, I will use that in my below deck recap. So well, I'm glad that you didn't follow through on that one because I would have, I would be leading a very different life. They didn't teach me about podcasting an architecture class or how to make a cake. Professor Heck didn't teach cakes.

Well, it turns out you didn't need anyone else to build you up in that department. What the heck? What the professor heck? So she's like, well, I talked to both of those dummies and they're, you know, you know, they're still, they were getting each other. No, their heads were. They were beating each other in the head. No, gosh. All right. Really I'm really going to stop with the hand motions now. I'm just making it worse. I just don't think they like each other. Oh, yeah, they don't like each other.

I could talk to them till the cows come home, but at the end of the day, the cows are missing. Why are we standing around talking? Someone find the cows. Who put cows on this yacht? Now, that's the bigger issue. It was Ian, wasn't it? This is a lack of leadership. He shouldn't be putting cows on the deck. Let that's the bigger issue. It was Ian, wasn't it? This is a lack of leadership.

He shouldn't be putting cows on the deck. Let me ask you a question. Who has untagged cows these days? You know what? If I'm going to get a cow, it's going to be an indoor cow. God, that reminds me. I kind of miss Hannah. So anyway, you know, I told them the way it's going, I'm going to let you both go, okay? Because it's not as fun to prove you're inept twice. It's going to be fun to watch Norma scramble and prove how inept she is at her job two times as well. So, it's going to be fun for me, all around a good time for me. Did you hear, by the way, that Hannah and Sandy have reconciled?

No, I sure didn't. I don't believe it until I get a text from one of them that says, guess what, Ronnie, we reconciled. Okay. Sandy said that she was in Australia promoting the show and she reached out to Hannah and she went over and met the baby and Hannah's man and they had a real healing conversation and everything is all good now. It was a really, really great conversation.

Pete That you made up with Captain Sandy. Tell me that she's probably asleep because, you know, she has to live somewhere that's 90,000 hours difference in time. She's like, well, I'm sorry, but it's still last week and it's the middle of the night. But how dare you? Like you can't just text me about shallow things. Like I also need to know that you made up with Captain Sandy. I mean, the wall of China just fell or whatever.

Like the Cold war just ended. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall of China. Yeah, no, that's the hot tea. It came right from Sandy's mouth. I think she told it to Andy. I will tear down walls, but we didn't learn about that in architecture school. You did so, Jono. That was architecture school. We only build people up. So Nathan goes up to Gail and is like, Oh, well, we have to. We are. We're here on Charter five or four more to go.

That's mad, isn't it? And she's like, literally, you've become a happy family. And then it's just like, boy, I'm like, they're like only four more to go. I'm like, you know, four more charters and blow ducks because like five months, right? Yes. And they did that thing again on this episode where they go only seven episodes. That's a whole season of real, real girlfriends in Paris. That's a whole season of real girlfriends in Paris. I don't think I've ever jumped from one relationship this fast before to another this fast before,

but you know, I've just gotten to know Nathan really, really well. Like he has this ability to spot where there's not cameras. I mean, it's just amazing. Every time we kiss, he can find a spot that there's not a camera in. She's a really talented guy. I'm like, are you in a relationship with Nathan? Is that what you're saying? So then they're just sort of flirting. And then Asia's telling us, you know, with my girls, it feels like there's always something if it's more professional, it's personal. And if it's not personal, it's professional in a way I'm kind of failing at being a chief steward and the people, they

answer, you know, it's just it's too much. And so then we see Ellie and Bree setting up a party and Ellie's saying like, my head should not be anywhere near chopping block. At the same time, all I can do in these situations, keep my mouth shut and put up a breeze bullshit. So here is me keeping my mouth shut. Bree, step away from the table. This is my area and I'm second to it. Who the fuck do you think you are? I'm going to leave you at the park next time. Give me a mouth shot. So then, Aisha, Sandy sees the table decorations and loves them. She's like, who did this table decoration? Tell me right now. Tell me right now. They're getting a Purple Heart. Who did it? Who did it? She's like, I like it. She goes, oh gosh, you know what we need to do? We should probably switch their

cabins, okay? Because they're sharing a cabin, right? Go ahead and change that. She's like, if that's what you all kept in San Diego, then we'll do it. But that means that I'm going to have to share with one of them. She goes, yeah, that's what you get paid for. Am I right? You get paid for, you get paid to sleep miserably. It's in your job description. It's not so much about me. It's just that Bree finally realized the difference between my closet and her closet. And now she's going to scramble things all up again. So, she calls them to the crew mess to break the news and Gail was trying to get some rest

down there. Oh, no, she was trying to take a nap and she's like, well, I guess that's so much for my five minutes of sleep. She's like, well, good, you're actually here because they didn't want to chat and we're going to have to switch cabins. So, Gail, you're going to have to switch with Bree. Bree, come with me. She's like, you guys are going to have to keep your shit together. Just kidding. I'm just joking.

I hope nobody has a problem with that because really I don't want to break up with anybody else with this shit. So everyone, guests show up for dinner. They're just making them drinks. Bri is doing the cabins. They've served dinner, like a nice seafood pasta with lobster and all this nice stuff. And then Ellie is going to set up while they're eating dinner, Ellie's going to set up a slumber party in like the living room area and they're going to see me pillows and they're going to hang a sheet up to make a tent. And the sheet is a critical point. Oh, yeah. Um, I thought you were going to talk more. Oh, no, I was. I was. The end of our episode. We didn't learn how to hang cliffs in architecture school. I thought they were going

to tie the sheet to the chandelier. Did you notice that Ellie's like, all right, and then we're going to make, then we are going to make a tent here. And she pointed up to the chandelier. I was like, please don't, please don't do that. But they't. So, yeah, so they start putting up the sheet and stuff, and then Joe starts playing the piano terribly. Joe Buechner On the other side of the sheet. Pete Liesveld Literally on the other side of the sheet. Joe Buechner Yes. Pete Liesveld And by the way, it's not even secretive. Ellie's like,

it is slumber party we have! And then like ducks down behind the sheet and he's like, I'm gonna sing a song about fucking every girl on this boat. So he starts playing the piano poorly about like, Bri, don't be upset. Like, who's it gonna be Ellie or Bri? I've already banged one of these bitches or whatever. Now I'm gonna bang both of them, you know? But you know, just imagine that to out of town,

out of town, out of key, also on vacation music. Out of town, out of town music. You know when you go out of town and the music sort of doesn't sound as good anymore? Pretend it's off key Frank Sinatra in Arizona. Remember that movie On the Town? Well, now imagine out of the town. So, um, so she's in there arranging the pillows and he's on the other side of the sheet, seeing this song, which is pretty disrespectful because making a joke about the fact that he's basically stringing along both girls and he's kind of bragging that he banged one and now like he's going to bang another one. Like it's really just like the worst side of men and Ellie hears it it's totally disrespectful

and so she finds like oh i'm enjoying the music that was a joke and he's like oh and they're like oh shit they realize they've totally been caught so Nathan just gets the hell out of there and Joe's like oh no it's you know it was just a little joke with the boys that's all it was just a little joke that's it ha ha ha ha ha. I'm going to do the my cilantro caught in the teeth for smiling until someone lets me off. Look. Yeah. I think he knew she was there and it's the classic, I've got two women fighting over me but still somehow I'm getting no attention. So I better make somebody cry, which we see on the show all the time. But it didn't work. She's just like, this motherfucker,

he's got a bit of attention from me one time period and now he can get whoever he wants. Well, not me, I'm dried up. Okay, let's rerecord that. I don't want to use that as ad for my OnlyFans. It's bad advertising. Let's start over. I'm juicy mad.

And so then Joe goes down, juicy mad. Joe goes down to the kitchen and he's like, he's like, Oh, you could have told me that he was there. And John was there and he's like, Oh, what did you do? And just like, Oh, I was seeing your song. It wasn't very, uh, too. And John, I'll just give them a look like, like, like, you know better. I know John is like, you're an idiot. I hate all these people.

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When people harmonize when it gets to Happy birthday to you Like stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're not supposed to sing it well and no one harmonizes. Everyone does the same notes. Happy birthday to you, boys. So, someone's doing that. I think it's Ian, which actually kind of fits. But the rest of them, now, that happy birthday critique is out of the way. Now, the rest doesn't mean you're supposed to sing it poorly because everybody else sings happy birthday

like, happy birthday to you. Like, everyone turns into a seal when they start singing happy birthday. Yeah. I mean, at least make some effort, you know, don't just like say, fuck you to the birthday person, but also you're not on American Island, you know, like let's find a middle ground. Yeah. Let's try it. Let's have a like middle school audition where you're, you're, you're aspiring to hit some

things, but if you don't, it's okay. No one's going to really hold it against you. Karaoke. You want to hit the notes. You don't want to look terrible, but you don't want to look like you're trying too hard. Yes. I don't know. I don't say karaoke.

Yeah, you sound great in karaoke. What we don't want is karaoke. We don't want Alicia Keys karaoke, which is the phenomenon where someone gets up and decides to sing Alicia Keys karaoke songs by Alicia Keys and karaoke. And for whatever reason, in that moment they think they're auditioning for, for American Idol. And there's always that girl that's like, some people want it all. And they just go, they just commit. And I'm like, I already fucking hate this song. And you think you are, you are stepping into her shoes and you're not, please end this.

So like, no one should ever sing like they try to sing with that stupid Alicia Keys song. I'm sorry. So I get really passionate about that song. not please end this so like no one should ever sing like they try to sing with that stupid Alicia Keys song. I'm sorry. So I get really passionate about that song and like I love that song. Well, I hate that song. I think it's American Idol. Why nothing? I swear to God, every time I hear that fluttering piano in the beginning, I want to throw myself out a window. I love that song. Wow.

It's very title-groomed. Too many people auditioned for it. You know? Oh, it just looked like I was singing in my bed. I was singing to my dog. But he obviously hates the song too. He didn't even lift his head up. He was like, please die along with that song. That would be great. Okay, so back to the show. The guest is

like, Aisha, these drinks do not taste like yours. Would you like me to make you another one? I can't ever eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner. So she takes a drink. Oh, by the way, Ellie herself commented on our Instagram last week and said the reason the mojito was orange is because the guest requested a mango mojito. Oh, well, that, okay, great. So that makes sense. But then that makes me annoyed with the guests because then they showed a guest, they even showed it in a clip this week of the guest going, that does not taste like a mojito. Yeah. Cause you ordered a fucking mango mojito. That's not, there should be no variation in the mojito. I'm

going to say this right now. A mojito should just be a mojito and like, there should be no like strawberry. There should be no mango. There should be no other, a mojito should just be a mojito or a fro he tell where it's just like a frozen mojito. That would be fun. No, you're right, that's a variation. It's hard enough to make a mojito without freezing it. Yeah, I think, yeah, exactly. So Aisha's like,

hey, Lee, what are you putting in the porn stars because they don't taste right? She goes, oh, no, I was doing a vanilla vodka and a little bit of pickle juice, a little bit of gin, some apple cider, some full fat milk, buttermilk, and then some lemon juice on the side. I think it's pretty good. Then a little bit of nail polish remover and Barbie hair.

So. So. Also, I put Captain Sandy's shirt in blender with some water, pureed that and add two porn stars. So Aisha is rough. Like Aisha is so nice that it's always shocking to me when she gets shady with people because she's always like, Oh, you're going to do so well. And then she's like, I'm not really sure what Ellie's good at.

It doesn't seem like much. She's not good at laundry. She's not really good at drinks. I mean, what the hell's with Ellie? We should all just rip a limb from limb and watch her bleed to death on the day. It would be basically more useful than that bitch is to me right now. Can I please get some LaDinner? out. Can I please get some Lutina?

She Yeah, she they there's like two parts of this episode where like, Asia sort of does an assessment on each of her stools and her assessment of Ellie is pretty negative and her assessment of Bri is actually kind of positive. So Asia says Ellie's job as a second stoo should be cocktails and decorating and she's so good at her themes but her cocktails kind of suck and then you know she's mislabeled John O's pants and I never knew what I can rely on here for. So she's making Ellie seem like, like yeah, she does some things good but she's actually kind of a total disaster but then later on she's like,

oh you know Brie is a total disaster but if you really think about it she's like, oh, you know, Brie is a total disaster. But if you really think about it, she's actually excellent. She just needs to get it right. I'm like, I don't know. This assessment seems a little off to me. I mean, Ellie has messed up. She's not perfect, you know, and that's why she's the second stew. She still has a lot to learn. But I don't I feel like it's a false equivalency.

I think that Brie is a real disaster. I don't think that Brie and Ellie are on the same level. Well, she doesn't say Brie's excellent. says Bree, she says something like, Bree, you know, she would a little more training, she'll be a good, well, not good, but decent. Well, not decent, living, probably not living, but still, still with a heartbeat kind of, she could be maybe at some point. There's not really a compliment. As soon as she stops cooking John's frying pan and the dishwasher and the laundry machine, she'd probably be a very good stew.

So then Bree calls her friend and I'd love Bree's conversations with this friend because the friend's like, what? And she's like, oh, I just wanted to call and tell you I have to move cabins now because that bitch is being so mean to me. And she's like, good at least you don't have to be around the bitch. She's like, yeah. All right. Thanks for the chat then.

I know. That's all it was. Just her friend being like, fuck her. So then we have this extended sequence of this lady wakes up early and wants to go into the jacuzzi. So she she goes up into the jacuzzi and there's an issue with like a system in it. And there's like a drainage thing and Gail is fiddling with it. And there's a hot water thing. And the long story short is that Gale doesn't close whatever value she keeps.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to interrupt you right now because you are following along with this show's false narrative, justice for Gale. Okay, tell me if I'm wrong, but this is what I saw. Gale is with Nathan, the friar Nathan, and she's like, are you fine with the jacuzzi? Do you want me to stay? And he goes, no, I'm fine. And she goes, okay, I've got the hot water running. And then I put the cold water just because it seemed quite cold still, okay? But that's not draining, right? So, she brought up this draining issue and then later falls on the sword and Nathan's like, no, no, I'm fine. I know how to do it. I know how to do it. So, I thought that was pretty important unless I'm just

reading it wrong. You know, honestly, I didn't really understand what the hell was happening. And so, I just had to go with the show's narrative because I didn't understand what any of this meant. Like, I got hot water running, but then I put down the cold water because it just seems quite cold. Like, I didn't know. I thought she was saying, we need to do the jacuzzi. You've got this, right? It's not draining, right? So, she was saying, like, it do the jacuzzi, you've got this, right? It's not draining, right? So, she was saying, like, it's not supposed to be draining, you see that, right? And he's like,

okay. And like acting like he knows what's going on by saying like, no, I'm fine, I got this. So, then later, yeah, I'm kind of confused too, because I get everything on the show wrong. Like, I can't read simple cues. Like, last week, the laundry stuff, I couldn't understand what was happening. It turns out that the cameras were showing us that those pants were already put away in the first place. I couldn't get that. I couldn't follow. I mean, how can you not follow the black pants?

Because they're all black pants on this show, you know what I mean? Except for Captain Sandy's occasional capris. So does that mean they were put away and then did Ellie unput them away or that Bri was looking for them and didn't realize they were already put away.... Capri Sandy's occasional Capris. So does that mean they were put away and then did Ellie unput them away or that Bri was looking for them and didn't realize they were already put away? What does it mean? I think they were never missing in the first place. That's what I got. See?

I'm confusing us all over again. So anyway, I don't know, but that's what I got from this Jacuzzi scene is I got that she was basically saying, okay, this is good. That's not draining. You got this. And he's like, I got this. That's kind of what I took from it. So then the guest finishes in the jacuzzi and they're like, was that nice? Was that a nice jacuzzi? And she's like, yeah, I was just thinking about how that really wasn't a real mojito I had the other day. Pete Slauson Can I have a mojito? Can I have a mango jacuzzi, please? Can I have a hamburger mojito?

Be great. So then Igor or Ivan or Vladimir, whatever his name is, comes up and inspects this thing that they're dealing with, expecting the valve and he's like, there's no hot water. So then he fixes it and then he calls up Sandy and then fully narks. He must hate them all because he's like, yeah, so There's no hot water. Someone left it open and I think there was a note there that says I hate Sandy I don't know seems disrespectful for me. He's like hello normal pot-bellied worker here that will tailing on the models Okay, someone did not close valve for hot tub stupid and said, Oh gosh, that's super important. This is extremely important. I cannot believe this happened. This is a huge mistake. I am so steaming bad right now. Wow. Hey, anybody have Friar Nathan, get on up here.

Okay. I don't want to have to do this at the tip meeting. Okay. Here's a tip for you. Don't do this again. Okay. The Jacuzzi valve was left open. The water was used up all the hot water.

Thank God we were able to fix it. And Nathan's like, I was there. I take blame for it. It's like, oh, well, that's not a nine-chalant thing on charter five. Okay, you know what I want? Chalant things. I want everything to be chalant, okay? And get it together on deck, please. Pete Not to get religious on you guys, but chalant to you both. Okay. So, here, this pisses me off because Nathan's like, oh, I was there, I'll take the blame for it. Yeah, you will. You were there and you were there when the hot tub was getting

set up and done. And you're also Lee Deccan now and you still fucked it up. So stop acting like, oh, I'm going to fall on my sword for a girl. Mm hmm. Yeah. Well, you know what? Thankfully, this hat water issue did not affect the guest experience. OK, this is an Ian problem because this is a lack of leadership because it's not just about the jacuzzi. OK, there's a lot of little things that keep on happening. There's systematic issues.

These are systems that need to be in place. And that's something that Ian has failed to do. Always close the valve These are systems that need to be in place and that's something that Ian has failed to do. Always close the valve. Do your valves. Do your valves. So then Ian's like, did one of you guys fill the jacuzzi this morning? And Joe's like, no.

And Nathan goes, Gail turned it on. Uh huh. Okay. So there you go, selling her down the river already. And then Ian's like, and then you guys didnail turned it on. Uh-huh. Okay. So, there you go, selling her down the river already. And then Ian's like, and then you guys didn't close the valve. And he's like, oh, I didn't touch a fucking thing up there. And Ian's like, anything that gets done wrong is my fault, even if it wasn't me. And he goes, well, I don't give her, you know, I'll take the blame. You didn't take the blame. You just blamed her twice in front of Captain Sandy and Ian.

You just blamed her and I said, I'll take the blame. Yeah, you did it twice in front of both of your bosses. And then you fucking blamed her and then acted like, oh, I'll just fall on the sword though, cause I like her. But this guy's a little shit head. I thought he was so nice. I can't believe he got away with this.

He really did. Like, I didn't even realize until you said this, but you're right. If you're going to fall on the sword, you don't mention the other person's name. Otherwise you basically just dulled the sword. There's like, you don't take the blame. You don't say, oh, they did it, but I'll just say, I took responsibility. That's not how responsibility, that's not how taking responsibility works. You've given, you've shown people exactly where the error

was and that's going to stick in their heads. So, and Eam's like, well, I'll give her shit. Don't worry about it. I just, I'll just let her know that you've always got to check the valves and make sure they're always closed. Okay. Well, again, Nathan was there and didn't do that. So, Joe's like, oh, well, now that Nathan feels like he's getting involved with Gayle, so now he wants to take the blame for her period. I understand why he's doing it, but I don't agree with it. He didn't take the blame and what the fuck are you doing? Haven't you fucked over enough women on this boat? What do you have to do with this? Get the fuck out of this issue.

Yeah. So Nathan is, so then Nathan goes up to gal and he goes, if I kept in just had a word with Ian because the jacuzzi wasn't fully closed and we lost many liters of water, he got some shit for it. I said, we were both up there that you turned on the jacuzzi, but I took a full responsibility and she's like, fuck. It's like, yeah. And then Ian comes in and he's like, Hey, have you heard about the jacuzzi? She's like, yes, I'm so sorry, mate. Would you like me to go talk to the captain? I'm like, no, don't worry. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

So they're all like, they keep talking. She's about to cry over this, you know? She's like, oh my God, you're basically blaming her and saying, no, don't worry. It's our fault. Don't worry. But you did say it's our fault. Then Ian's like, you know, I have to take the blunt because I'm the one in charge, but we can't be making stupid mistakes like this. And she just told me I crap the whip. I must crack the whip on you guys. Now I don't want to crack the whip, but I have to crack the whip. Now where's the whip? You're holding the whip, mate. No, I'm not. I don't have a whip. You're literally holding the whip, mate. Nah, this is a, oh, it's a whip. I have

it. All this time. I thought it was a pillow. So, um, Gail says, no, sometimes Ian kind of rubs me the wrong way. Like it's still shit. You shouldn't take the blame for the things that I should have done. You know, every week we have an update on where Gail stands with Ian. Last week it was like, you know, sometimes Ian's, you know, he's actually kind of nice, I kind of feel bad for him. And the week before it's like, you know, I, he's actually quite a noise. I kind of feel bad for him. And

the week before, it's like, you know, I just don't think I like Ian. And this week, it's like, sometimes he's kind of a shit. It's just like the weekly update on Gail's sort of not very strong feelings about Sandy, I'm at the FIELF. I just have to take responsibility for it. The FIELF was my fault, Captain Sandy. Please take my head. She like throws herself on the ground and like offers her head like she's in Shogun. She's like, oh geez. Why are you so nervous? You're like Norma at her prom that she didn't get to even go to.

Sorry, I've been watching Shogun and there's a lot of beheading on that television show. There's a lot of it. Can't get it out of my head. I want everybody to be beheaded now. Kim's in Sandy. I lift the valve open. Take my hand and deserve it. Sepuku. I'm going to Sepuku myself. Oh, God. So, Gail's like, do you know what that means? I'm so sorry you don't care about this. But no, do you know what it means when I'm going to second you? So, you sepuku yourself, but then if I second you, I would cut off your head to make sure you're dead.

So, that's what you ask your friend. You're like, hey, I'm about to sepuku myself. I'm about to kill myself with a sword. Would you second me, Ben? You're like, sure. And then you just stand over me with a sword. And then I said, Puku, and then you chop my head off. It's not sweet. I want to second that emotion. So, yeah, it's a...

Great show. Love that show. It's a heartwarming show. Yeah. It's nice. See, that's what House of the Dragon is missing. They chop off heads. I guess the Puku is the head head chopping is absolutely, you know, we, it's a two, it's a two step process. And I think house dragon really just, it's not as good when it's only one step, you know? Yeah. So, so Gail is like, Oh, captain Sandy, I just want to apologize because you know, it was, I was seriously with the fail. It was my heart did it all along. Oh, throw me from the boot." And Cindy's like, hey, whoa. Wow. What are you crying about? Don't get upset. Listen, you know, when I'm mad, sure I was mad, but then you came and you played my favorite song,

Responsibility Taken. God, I love that song. How was Joe was here to play two chords so he could just sing that sweet, sweet taken of responsibility. God, I love that! That song will never go out of style, I'll tell you that. That song's going to be number one on my charts for the rest of time. Listen, when I say something, it's just to educate people and to shame Ian. And to say it like, I just want to say, hey, let's work on this. And Ian, let's work on this or you're fired. So, like, that's just all, that's it, just learning, just learning and shaming.

It's not about wanting you to feel stupid. It's about wanting Ian to feel stupid. Okay? Now, come here. You want a hug? You want a nap? You want a nap hug? Let's do them both. Come on. Is that inappropriate? It's getting creepy, isn't it? I mean, send an alarm for when wind comes on. We'll wake up and watch it in each other's arms. Not sexually, just an extended hug. Oh, I said, God, I love accountability. Oh, God, it gets my rocks off. Okay, get out of here before I get inappropriate.

I already said rocks off, so get out. You know, the only reason why I became the leader of the boat was because I just love accountability. I love accountability so much that I said, I'm going to become a CPA. And someone said, no, that's accounting. But it was too late. At that point, I joined a boat because I thought CPA meant like you are a personal assistant at the sea. So, you know, it all comes together. I love accountability. So Joe, they're saying goodbye to the guests. They're all lined up. And Joe's like, not even one look from hell, not even one. And Nathan's like, really? You should fuck with them

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Or would it be there? And like, I'm starting to really think that Ellie is sabotaging me. I don't know. I don't think Ellie is sabotaging Brie. I think Brie is sabotaging herself. Like I just honestly, how hard is it? A t-shirt that was in one pile got moved to another pile. Just look in both piles, you'll find the t-shirt. It's just look for the tags on the t-shirt. Just look for the tags on the t-shirt. Commercials, here comes one right now. My name is Georgia King and I am thrilled to be the host of And Away We Go, a brand new travel podcast on Wondry Plus, where we'll be whisked away on immersive adventures all

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I think I'm hearing it right now. I just like the idea of being like, I'm putting laundry in and making a knot of it, and then I'm going to put arrow with tape to dry her. And then Ellie just comes in and starts moving all the arrows and rewriting it. Like you open your notebook. All right, here's my note to myself.

You are fugly skink. Wait a minute. Did I write this? Did Ellie write this? Did Jono's pants write this? Who wrote this? I love that she can't even remember. See, after I have a notebook, then she leaves in public.

I mean, it's just, I can't. The issue, so funny to me. The issue is, like, it doesn't matter what Ellie moves around, what she moves around in, the point is that, like, Brie is constantly, someone's yelling in the hallway right now. Oh, I know, I hear that, they're fighting. Yeah, I heard that. She's like, what did you do with my laundry, you son of a bitch? I had that laundry there. Bree's out there with the captain's handy shirt.

This is for you, Ben, I believe. No, they're not, they're not laughing. They're laughing. They're laughing very loudly. Actually, this is a podcasting session here, Mams. Oh, maybe they're, maybe they're getting what you're putting down. They're like, oh my God, laundry jokes. Everybody gather my room 702. But seriously though, I can't believe it. Not seriously, but like free. She is just like, like the issue is ultimately everyone's names are on their shirts, put their shirts in a pile of like, like, like names and deliver them. But she just, I don't know what she's doing, but like, I don't know why everything's going to different places. And I just can't say that that, how

could that be sabotage? But then we saw last week that Ellie was the one who mislabeled Jono's pants. So that caused that kerfuffle. So do you think she's going in there and relabeling people's? I do. I mean, I think I think I think it's sabotage. I think it's, I don't think it's sabotage. I think it's, I think Ellie's going in there being like, ugh, she's not doing anything right. I will fix it. And then like, she messes up too. And so now they're both like accusing each other

of sabotage. Yeah, they're just both messing up. Okay, so Ellie's getting ahead because she has that thing called confidence that everybody believes. And it's so true, like fake it till you make it kind of thing. She's just like, I am best. I will be a chief steward one day. And so you believe her, you know, even though she's like taking five hours to set a table or, you know, moving the laundry incorrectly too, because she has more confidence. I just assume that Bree is going

crazy, you know? So that's just how the world works. I mean, so, so Ellie's in another place and Brie comes up to her and goes, Hey, this is not, this is not being, being rude, but in the future, can you please not move the laundry? Can I please just do that? Can I just please do the laundry? Can you just not move it? I just want to please, please let me do the laundry. Let me do the laundry. Ellie's like, Ellie is actually nice. She goes, Oh, I'm so sorry. That's why I think she's fucking with her. That's honestly why I think. Oh, I'm so sorry. You have problem with the laundry? He's like, please, please just leave the laundry be. Oh really?

Okay. I'm so sorry. Did I touch laundry? Oh look, boop. Oh, I boop the laundry, I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Leave the laundry. I think I don't. Please don't touch laundry, please. I love to touch laundry.

I'm tired, I'm holding on. Literally tight detergent. Pree's begging to just give her her sanity back, please. Please, I beg of you. No more of this. No more of this. Just make it very easy. Do not touch the laundry. Please, I beg you.

So Joe is like, girl, girl, it's a joke. Go, girl, girl, Joe. She's like, okay, I'm on my way, Joe. So she comes up and she starts cleaning and he goes, there she is. She goes, oh, so we're scrubbing now. You were just calling to find out where I was, right? And he goes, well, and to work. She's like, Sir, not in your place to be policing people that are like the same satchel as you. No, sir.

And she's like, she's like, what, like you think I don't work? And so then she has like the squeegee and she squeegees all the water onto him, which I thought was great. But yeah, and he's mad at her for literally no reason. And if I'm reading a fuckboy body language, I think it's because he got kicked off of lead deckhand duty for Nathan. So that hurt his ego. Then the girls heard him and so now he's not getting attention from the girls and that hurt his ego. And now he's seeing Nathan not only be the light lead deckhand, but also get a girl. And so now he's gel. And so he's going to try and start problems or something. Yeah.

And, and you know what, like this is such, this is the typical man bullshit that like she is actually on the receiving end of some sort of like male bullshit and that like Nathan is gonna do this heroic gesture to take the blame when like she's like I can I can I don't need to be protected I can take I can own up to my own errors I don't need you to be like my knight in shining armor for me and then Joe gets mad at her because he just assumes that she mandated that Nathan do that for her. So they're both are kind of projecting two bullshit pieces of misogyny right onto her.

And you know what? Fuck them both. Fuck them both. Yeah. So then, um, Brie comes to Asa. Asa's at the bar and she's like, Asa, Asa, Asa. So, yes, what's wrong? I have just told Ellie not to do laundry at all. I'm going to take responsibility for that because like, I can't deal with this anymore. It is literally making me fucking crazy. I can't not have Ellie in there we've got three

What? What? I don't want her touching my laundry Well it's not about what you want I'm running the boat and we've got three girls for a minimum four person boat and we've got so much shit to do so if you're on break and Ellen gets a spare moment I'm not going to be like don't do laundry because that's wasting my time that's all I'm saying I'm basically saying go fuck yourself in a sweet way stop beating your heart like Celine Dion, it's no big deal. Just get back down to the lawn. Okay, get off your knees. Okay, there's no knees.

Okay, you don't have to claw on my skirt. It's okay. The longer you're sitting singing this Andre Bocelli song the last time you're doing your laundry that you don't want anyone to touch. I forgot this song that Celine was singing at the Olympics opening ceremony. It was so touching. Like my laundry being touched by Ellie. Please make it stop. Bree, I hate to tell you this but it looks like you're crawling into Captain Sandy's shirt.

You realize that's not a rag you're using. So Brie's upset because she was just shot down. But now it's time for the tip meeting. And they made $21,500, which is a lot of money per person. And now the owner is gonna send them to the Acropolis and the Beach Club. And Asha is squealing and so excited as if she did not know that this was a standard part

of every single blow deck season. Oh my God, I can't believe it! A day club! I'm so excited! I love old shit and tanning! I just want to see old shit and then tan! I'm so excited I just can't hide it! Just like the way that Ellie hides the laundry for me, Sabotage. So everyone's getting ready for dinner and Ellie's over this drama with Brie. It is same thing over and over. I'm feeling emotionally battered. I do not have it in me to be around other people. Do I need to hang out with all of these people tonight? Chris, step up. Everyone leaves and then they're talking in their taxis, they're talking about Joe's song and everything and Bree is saying, telling us that it triggers me.

But sometimes someone talking about you and being there, like that feeling of your heart sinking is just like, oh, fuck, I don't want to keep Joe's chasing Joe. I want to run away from Joe and I want to run away from Joe and then turn around and run back into his arms. That's really all I want to do. I want to write wrong name on Joe and then I want to put him in the wrong closet so nobody ever find. Jo has taken my heart and put it with Sandy's shirt. Where they both are, who knows. So then she's telling us, Eddie triggers me, but you know, there is something that I feel

bad for her. So then Aisha, so they go to dinner or whatever. So Aisha's talking to her later and she's like, Brie, I just hope that you never feel like I'm being hard on you or that I'm on feeling because I do have feelings for you. I feel very strongly that you're extremely stupid. You're the reason why I picked myself back up. It's like when I make a mistake, obviously it doesn't make me happy. And then I'm so sorry, Asia. She's like, be sorry for who you are. You should be sorry for who you're not, which is a decent employee.

If you want to work on a yacht, you want to be on service. You got to let you can't let your loads show. Do you know what that means? Do my colors are whites? She's like, my lows show cut to please don't don't touch me laundry. I said, please, please, please don't do this to me. Don't touch the shows. That was funny. She goes, does it show? She goes, that was funny. She goes, does it show? They just sold you off the ground. Okay. Clinging to the carpet.

Please stop. And then this is where Aisha has her little assessment of Bree. Bree is very emotional, but I really do understand why she's not being fired. She does two cabins well, and she helps with the breakfast service, except for when she takes the coffee cups and puts them in really do understand why she's not being fired. She does two cabins well, and she helps with the breakfast service, except for when she takes the coffee cups and puts them in the coffee machine. That's not where they go. But she does do other things. She sometimes she ties her shoes very well. And that's pretty good. She can do her shoelaces well. How? Well, except for that time, she tied them together that time, but you know what?

Eight out of ten times she can tie your shoes. And sometimes that's all you can ask for. Has anyone seen my shoelaces? I put them in the laundry and I haven't seen them. Please don't touch, please don't touch shoelace laundry. Oh, so then Bree's like, Well, it's not about how you fall. Well, it is because you failed by tying your shoelaces together while I was trying to stand up for your shoelace capabilities.

But it's not about that. It is about how you get back up. Help me back up. Help me. Help me. Don't let me die here, please. I'm dying here. Please help me. Help me. Don't let me die here, please. I'm dying here. Please help me. You know, it's a metaphor. You don't have to actually crawl around on the restaurant

floor. So Joe, now Joe is talking to Gail. Oh, I said, this is such an asshole conversation. So he's like, we were talking on the sundeck earlier, because you came up with like an aggressive attitude. She's like, I did, which she totally didn't, by the way. She goes, well, I was having a rough morning. I mean, we all fuck up, but I'd never want someone else to cop the blame for something I'd done.

If I turn it on, I should have stayed. And that is something that I did and I'll take the blame. See, she even knows. She says, if I turn it on, I should have stayed. No, you said, you told him about the fucking drain. This is making me crazy. So Joe's like, but Nathan had you back though. And that annoyed me because that's my side.

And Giles like, no, she's like, I went straight to her. And I said, it was all me. I put it on and I left because we didn't and all I was. And I didn't want was for you to get a princess treatment, which is like so condescending. You're the one who's actually getting the princess treatment here, sir, because you've not been taking a task for really a lot of your failures and the way you've treated people around you. You are the princess and you are getting the treatment.

She was like, well, you should know me better. I'll never take a princess treatment. He goes, well, you have to accept your own responsibility, which you do, I guess. But I didn't show, I didn't know this at that point. All I heard was Nathan's going to take all this blame and I will not have it. She's like, yeah, I'd never do that. And she tells us, she's like, if you call me a princess trying to act like I'm entitled, boy, I'm not entitled, so you better fix it up. Okay, I love that attitude, but I kind of need it hurled at him Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like this. I

You know, ah These fucking guys are yeah This is like a small thing, but it's not it's making me more and more mad as it goes a lot Gals like I always carry my own weight. Oh, sorry. Just dropped my weight on my toe God, I do that every single episode. Thanks for my ankle. Gosh. So they all go back to the boat. They all go to sleep. They all wake up and they're ready to visit the Acropolis. And Aisha is excited to see old shit because she loves old stuff and she likes old stuff. And then she wants to tan. That's all that she wants to do. So they're getting dressed. And then there's like a moment of, there's like a detente for a moment between

Bri and Ellie and Bri's like, so Ellie, do you know what you're going to wear today? Please don't touch what I'm going to wear. Please, please. No, no, don't do that, Ellie. So she basically is like, I heard a bad job link song on piano about you. I'm so sorry for you. I don't like that. She was like, actually, he was taking a piece out of both of us and I didn't want to say anything to you. I didn't want to upset you.

So, I told her to her laundry as I put it in the dryer. How could you? How could you do this to me? And she's like, I don't know who he thinks he is. And exactly. I was like, bitch, I got NFL players in my DMs. Which I kind of like that. Not that she's going to be better off with an NFL player, but like for real, she will

literally be better off with a NFL player. Right. She's actually literally better off than a guy who mops a deck. Yeah. I think she'll be better off. So, Asa is reading about Greek history. She's like, Pericles, a Greek politician in the fifth century of BC who knew how to change laundry. Look at that. He coordinated construction of the buildings and knew how to bake cakes. Wait a minute. Why do I feel like you're personally

attacking people on this boat? Yeah, I picture myself wandering through this both and on. I've got reams of fabric and one arm. I got gold nuggets in the arm. I come to the treasury's gatekeepers and I say, please stole this for the safety of our civilization. civilization depends on. I was like, I don't know what version of Greece that Asia is, is, is explaining, but I'm really into it. Actually. I was like, she really told a good story there in a very short amount of time. So they look at history and talk about history and stuff. And Asia's reading to them all. And Brie is like, Hey, do you want to get a photo Ellie? Because they're actually nice to each other when they're not fighting over stupid boys. And Ellie and Joe's like, Oh, how cute is that? And then he's like, I would like a job to take some accountability

for his behavior. I have no intention of speaking to him unless he apologizes. Joe's behavior has caused a rift at work. And it's now been taken to a level where my job is threatened over it. I cannot even touch laundry soon. Do you know how much this hurts me in the future? I mean, technically it's Ellie's behavior that caused the rift. It wasn't like, like Joe doesn't cause that behavior, but I know what she's saying because basically Joe did cause it. So, but technically, theoretically she's saying because basically Joe did cause it. But technically, theoretically, everyone can react. They have control over their emotions and they don't have to act like that. So then there's just more touring and stuff. And Nathan's telling us,

like, I've definitely gained feelings for Gail. I hope that we can do something to gather our way from this charter season when it's just the two of us Let's see if we can make something work. So you're dead forward to that on below death Below death below death Just slow down It's below death put the lines out. I'm sorry. What? um, so I hate nathan now, by the way, I don't hate him. I don't hate him, but he's dead to me. I yeah, I hate Nathan now, by the way. I don't hate him.

I don't hate him, but he's dead to me. Yeah, I don't hate him. I have a prophecy for next week's episode of Blow Deck. Well, guys, I knew this would happen. I got a DM explaining the situation to Jacuzzi and it wasn't Nathan's fault after all. Well, that happens a lot. I mean, I've noticed that we are missing a lot of facts lately. And by we, I mean me. You know, I'm just blaming you because you're also here. But yeah, I'm

missing a lot of stuff that I watch on TV and then have notes in front of me. Thank you. Thank you, Gail. I'll pull on the sword for you. Thank you, Gail. And that's me getting that princess treatment. But yeah, I'm getting a lot of things wrong. They're like, Ronnie, oh, no, what you meant on New Jersey is, or did you know, like, Teresa never left New Jersey? I thought she did. I know.

I can't believe that she was in that season. That seems like she wasn't there, but she was there. She's always been there. She was 100%. Yeah, she was there. We do this for a living for over a decade. We recapped every episode of that season. Like, what? What's wrong? Like, how do I not know that? We always, like, erased her. But, like But of course she was there because the whole point was that Dina came back because Dina and Teresa are best friends. And now that once Caroline was gone, Dina could come back and be with Teresa and then

there's all this stuff. And we just totally erased Teresa from that season. Or that Game of Thrones show. I'm getting all sorts of stuff wrong there. We have great notes on that show. I'm still getting it all wrong. This show, I mean, I'm getting laundry wrong. Now I could have this whole Nathan thing wrong. I don't think so though. I don't think so. I don't think I'm wrong on this Nathan thing. But for now,

he's dead to me. I like it. I like this. I like an anti-Nathan rage. Yeah, fuck that guy. So then they finish at the Acropolis and now they go to the beach club, which by the way, like, can we just mix those two things together? Like, I know that we're supposed to keep the Acropolis, the Acropolis, but come on, would it kill you to put some sun chairs in a pool? I know, right? Can we like make that Acropolis look a little nicer, please? Can we take down the scaffolding? Okay, like it's lasted all this time. It's gonna last a little bit longer.

I pay taxes for this fucking dirty chipped rock. Like, come on. Watch what Acropolis is in. Watch what Acropolis. I feel like there's a pun there to be made with Acropolis and crap, but I couldn't quite get there. Watch what Acropolis is in. It's our Greek tour. You know, I'm having Greek food tonight, actually, for dinner. That's great. So think about that, everyone.

Put that in your pita and lunch on it. Everyone get excited. I'm having Greek food. Okay. So Nathan and Ellie are talking and Gayle and they're talking about how they love each other. They're doing that whole thing where Asia's like, oh, I love you guys. You love my family. And they're like, oh my God, we are like family. Because you know, it's like crazy. And like when you work and you do a lot of manual labor around people, you're like family together. You know, it's like moms and dads mopping, one's mopping, one's picking little pills

out of the, out of the carpet. Grandpapa would like that. Bullshit that people service do. I was really upset about this because Ellie then turns to Joe and said, or I'm sorry, actually, you know, she turns to Nathan, but she goes, I'm not going to lie when I heard this on the other day, I'm not happy. And here's why I was unhappy about this, that she was the one who had to broach this topic. I think that she shouldn't have even brought it up, but like they weren't going to say anything and Joe certainly wasn't going to.

So she had to get the ball rolling by set talking about it very loudly to Nathan. And I just think that's shitty on Joe's part too. Like how is this not, how are you not broaching this as soon as possible? Like you were so- He purposely did that, I think. I think he purposely did it in front of her, so he's not going to apologize. He's trying to make her mad. And so she's like kind of cutting him off at the knees in a way by coming in here and being like, I deserve apology, instead of being like, how could you? You hurt me. And starting a fight with Brie, which I think is what he wanted. Yeah. Fuck. So Nathan gets out there right away because he's like, that's you hurt me and starting a fight with a brie, which I think is what he wanted. Yeah, so Nathan gets out there right away because he's like, it's not my problem. So then, um, so then Joe was like, he's like, well, Ellie, I've upset you haven't I? And she's like, I feel

disrespected. And he's like, well, Ellie, you've got to understand which by the way, I don't want to hear you've got to understand as the beginning of your apology because that's just not a phrase that should be anywhere near the phrase, I'm sorry. Tom Hanks Yeah. And he's like, I'm a prick. I understand it. And she said, I will not continue this wrathful season. I do not accept disrespect. And he's like, and I apologize if I hurt your feelings. Really, I am. My grandpappy wouldn't like that, and neither do I. My grandpappy liked songs being about having sex with one woman, not two, and laughing about it, while the other one's just trying to tie a tent to anything that's not a chandelier. I should have respected you more. I just hate that he's had now a full day, if not two days, he's had full two days now to think about

how he's going to apologize. And he opens up by saying, you've got to understand it was only a little song with the boys and it was a playful event. Like the tone of it saying, why are you so mad? I was just being playful with the boys at your expense, of course, on national TV. I just hate that that was how he opened it up with. And then eventually he gets to more, hey, accountability, but like really that's really how you're going to fall on your sword. You're going to complain about Gail and like how she falls on a sword or doesn't fall on a sword. And yet when it comes to you, you can barely even get close to the handle. Well, why would I have to fall on my own sword when I've got two ladies ready to ride it? Am I right? Sorry. I didn't sing that one. I didn't sing that one. So,

can't get mad at me. So, she accepts his apology. And then Asha's still like, I'm so proud of everyone. I mean, look at my girls, can't do one thing right. The people on the deck don't know what a rope looks like. And someone actually attempted to make a non-mint mojito out of an old fruit. So we are just doing so well, all of us really. And then they all start chanting, mustique, mustique, mustique, because they toast. And then they're swimming and stuff, they're cavorting and Ian has a South African speedo that Ellie is like, Oh, I love your South African speedo. You're quite proud of

your country. That's nice. Wow. You should give that to Bree. So that way it disappears. We never have to see it ever again in laundry. I was just thinking, please stop talking to him. Please stop, because he's going to be like, oh, she liked my speedo. We're basically married now. So then they go swimming and stuff and Asha gives Gayle shit for being with Nathan. She's like, have you spent time with your lover? So then they go to bed. They basically go home and go to bed. And Ellie is like, so what is going on with his move now? She's like, I'm going to move in with Asia and then care is going to move as well. As long as our move cannot be compared to laundry because I don't

want my laundry to ever move. Has anyone seen Bree lately? Oh no. I think I just put myself in the wrong person's closet. Someone finally lost. Please let me out of this drawer. Please. Please.

Oh no, she sorted her own self. I am stuck in the sun. Please, Captain, please help me. So they're basically like, yeah, this is good to be separated. And, you know, distance makes the heart grow fonder. So it's the next morning and everyone wakes up, there's more cleaning. And now it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Hey, everyone. So this one's going to be a shorter charter.

OK, so our primary her name is Mahisha Dellinger. And now it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Hey, everyone. So this one's going to be a shorter charter. OK, so our primary her name is Mahisha Delinger. It's sad a few times. It's really fun to say Mahisha Delinger, Mahisha Delinger. She's a Dallas socialite and she's the CEO and founder of natural hair care brand called Curls. OK, and she'll be joined by her husband and friends. There's someone named Tante and that Tante is a life coach and her her husband Mike is retired NBA person. So she'd be a fun time guys. Dinner should be culinary masterpiece from start to finish and rival any Michelin star restaurant.

Michelin, we didn't learn about this in architecture school. It's tires, no? How about it should rival the vending machine in a Michelin store? How about it should arrive in a vending machine in a Michelin store? What are you going to do? What are you going to do, boo? You guys feel good about going to sex? What did I just say? Not really, but sure. I don't really know what that sentence was, but let's just keep moving past it. And Bree's like, I'm really hoping Ellie and I's relationship can actually get better from moving cabins because you know what they say about distance from a distance. We are sorry, this is a Miller song. Celine did not sing at the Olympics, no.

So the yacht leaves are going off to the Bay of Zia and it's a successful departure. And now John was telling us, the guests want to have like Michelin star experience and I don't think there's any Michelin restaurant, but only one chef. Like I'm going to do the best that I can, but I might be fucked for this one. Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree. Sandy, Sandy, I'm missing a red t-shirt. This is not mine. Bree, come on. Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree. Sandy, Sandy, I'm missing a red t-shirt. This is not mine. Bree, come on.

Bree, Bree. I don't know. I don't know who this one is. Bree, it literally says Igor on it, OK? You know that man you see walking around who doesn't have a mic? That's Igor. Give it to him.

I don't wear this. Bree, I'm not Igor. I'm missing another red shirt, which basically means you've turned into a red shirt. You know the people who get killed on Star Trek? You're dead. You're dead, girl. Look into my eyes.

You're gone. The second Spock turns his face, turns those pointy ears away. You're dead. Oh, God. Okay, so Bree, here's the thing. On the first day, everyone should label their stuff and there should never be any mix-ups. Why do you only have one? She says, I don't know.

The other one is, it must have been saboteur. Someone touched the laundry. How could it just go missing? How can you just miss a red t-shirt? Ellie goes by with like a red cotton top bikini. Oh, hello. Hope everything is going well here. Well, it has to be somewhere here because teachers don't just go to school.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. like a red cotton top bikini. Oh, hello. Hope everything is going well here. Well, it has to be somewhere here because teachers don't just get lost. I've never seen any picture up on Fun Ball that says missing. Richard. So Aisha's like, well, unfortunately I can't fully trust my shoes. I need to be on all the time period. It's not sustainable to maintain this.

So Asia comes up with a plan. She's like, OK, just so we can really get to the bottom of what's going on with this uniform, can you please only do reg regs, napkins and towels so we can see what the problem is? And the OK, just so I can prove it. And she's like, "'Yes, absolutely. Rags, napkins, towels, and Captain Sandy shirts.' "'Absolutely.'"

I just had a light bulb moment where I said, let's restructure it in a way that no one can be pointing fingers at the other person. Get your fingers out of each other's face. I will not. It is her. She is sabotaging me. Unfortunately, Brie just had a lightbulb moment in that she just tried to iron a lightbulb.

Alright, well Brie, from now on Ellie's only doing nipkins, rigs and teals. And Ellie goes, I'm sorry, can I just ask, am I allowed to come into laundry next trip? I've explained it to you already and I'm explaining it to Brie now. Please don't take my explaining off the rails. So, so, Asia, Asia's like, you know, if you know, this way I know that if a uniform goes missing, guess what Brie, it's a hundred percent your fault. I'm like, well, unless Ellie is sabotaging, which case it'd be Ellie's fault. But I guess we'll see how the system works out.

Yeah. I mean, unless Ellie comes behind the scenes and move stuff. I mean, I don't know. Yeah. But, um, Asia, Asia basically says at the end, like, I'm going to be completely honest with you if you keep making these mistakes, I will consider letting you go. Which is what I said two weeks ago and the week before that, and the week before that. But this time I really mean it.

I know a way to put your foot down. Now listen here, Missy, if you do this one more time, after I'm done hugging you really tight and telling you, Lou, you're like a sister of me and I'm very proud of you, I'm going to consider letting you go. But then I'm going to say, I'm not letting you go. I'm going to consider letting you go, but then I'm going to say, I'm not letting you go. I'm going to keep hugging you. All right. Now get to whatever it is that you're not doing properly and keep doing that.

Great job everybody and propolis. And that is Blow Deck. Thanks everyone for being here. So fun. Good times. Good times with Blow Deck. That's it. Thanks everyone for being here. So fun. Good times. Good times with Blow Deck, Mattie. What great times we're having here together. I'm just so proud of you.

I'm so proud that we're together. So proud of our laundry and our deck cleaning and our hugging and our wind in. All right. Well, we'll talk to you next time when we're going to be recapping a show about people who work on a boat and fuck each other sometimes and then regret it for the rest of their lives as the show is repeated every day on Bravo. Okay everybody have a great one. Bye. Bye. Love ya. Like ya. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice in King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.

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