Watch What Crappens - #2531 RHUGT Legacy Encore: 0403: Depending on the Kindness of Rangers

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

Encore Episode!Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.” Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.Available on video as well: https://www.youtube.com/live/Zzmpjv8tBeoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and hilarious and overall great person Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Okay. Okay.

All right. Hi, how are you? Hi. Good to see you. Good to see you too. Happy girls trip to you too. We are here to recap the third episode of Peacock's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, season four, Roni Legacy.

If you missed the other two, they're on our feed. So they're there. So go check that out. Really a wild, hilarious, fun time. I don't know if there's anything really to announce or to say at the top of the show, except that like, this is such a funny show. So why don't we dive into this third episode? Is there anything you needed to say

at the top of the episode, Ronnie? No, go for it. Yeah. What's this, David? Bonus episodes. Let's go, let's go, let's go. This is a video. Patreon. Go check it out, Patreon, blah, blah, blah. Happy holidays, happy new year. Do it, man. Yeah. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

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So with that all being said, it's now day three and are they in St. Barts? St. John's, they're in St. Barts, right? St. something in the Caribbean. Are they? What kind of fan are you, sir? St. John's? I can't, you know, I'm seeing, well, here's the thing between this show and below deck at St. Bart's St. John's St. This thing that, you know, St.

Croix see that in one place, St. Norma, my nickname, St. Bermuda, Florida. Yeah. Well, you know what? Go fuck yourself, bitch, too. So, um, hey, Norma, sorry. That came out a little hot. That was, it was funnier in my mind, but then when I texted it, it came out a little aggressive. Sorry, Norma. Unlike the food on any of your boats, you unprofessional slag.

Okay. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too. So, uh, Martine, Martine gets his first confessional of the season and he tells us, you know, in the beginning, everyone was like, are you ready for the girls? They are kind of crazy. And I was like, is it evil coming into the villa? The answer by the way is yes, but they're actually very lovely women and very respectful. Uh, so, so he goes to Kristen and, um and he's like, I have your coffee. She's like, Oh my God, I love it.

You, you knew you had, you knew what I wanted. And he's like, Oh, you're about to call reception. And she's like, you can do that. And he's like, no, there's no reception. Stupid. Okay. So we talked to you later. And he's like, I mean, I think they are testing me a little bit, you know?

Like for me, there's no problem with that. I'm used to it. So she goes, huh, by the way, last night you were quite the dancer. And he's like- So far it's my favorite episode of yours. Seriously, like it was amazing watching you dance on that episode in St. Barthes. You were so good. And he goes, ah, yes.

And he tries to do a dance move, but his hand hits the tray and spills coffee off to the side. He goes, Oh, did I make you a little nervous? Oh, he's blushing. He's like, shut up, bitch. Now, listen, I know nature is nature and we can't really do much about it. And if we see it happening, we should just let it happen. I mean, unless it's, you know, children or something like that, in which case, smack them and tell them no. But in this case, a shark chasing a turtle. I don't need to see that. That is horrifying. Somebody needs to do something. Did you catch that? There was a shark. Oh, I did. I know what, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up because I forgot to write that down. And I was like, A, amazing that someone caught this, but B, what is going to happen to that

turtle? I was like, this is actually very terrifying B-roll footage presented as like, welcome to the joyous tropics. That turtle is about to go down. That turtle is dying. And guess what's going to happen to the shark? It's going to lose a cap. Okay.

By the way, yes. Why did I eat a turtle? Why didn't anybody warn me it was hard? The turtle is basically like toffee to a shark. It's like fun, lovely, you might lose a crown. So enjoy having to go to the dentist, the shark dentist after this. It's like when you eat an olive and you're like,

what a delicious, I love olives and this great sound that boom, you eat like a little tiny pit that they didn't fully remove. Like Dennis Kucinich did. Remember when Dennis Kucinich did that? I think it was Dennis Kucinich. He ate a, he bit down on an olive and like the, and like the capital cafeteria and then he sued it. He sued the cafeteria. I didn't know you could do that. I've literally broken a tooth on an olive pit and guess what else? A tortilla chip. So, oh, watch out everybody got a lot of broken teeth. Okay, so shark chasing turtle. Not okay. Day three. Not cool. We don't condone it. We know we understand nature is nature. and this is the way

things work. But guess what? We have to shift the paradigm. Okay? We need to have new conversations. So everybody's just getting along with day three. They're starting. Kelly and Luanne are doing yoga. Which Luanne, just please stop doing things that require vocal. Oh my God. please turn off the garbage disposal. Find peace another way. It sounded like the entire villa was being loaded onto a truck to be moved to a different part of the out. So, uh, uh, Kristen, meanwhile, is dealing with the stairs going up from the bungalow. She's

like, how do you stairs ever gonna get any easier? and they're all just Kristen then goes and tells the story about how Martin spilled his coffee and she's like telling it to The other women like she's think it's like the best or she's like, oh my god You guys won't believe it So he came over and I was like look like you were having a lot of fun dancing and then he spilled His coffee and they're just looking at her like this look like you were having a lot of fun dancing. And then he spilled his coffee. And they're just looking at her like, this is why you were fired.

Just, yeah. Hey, wow. Uh, so this is a fireable offense, apparently nine, nine decades ago, whenever she was fired with a long time. I'll tell you that. Um, so then, um, he gives them the pamphlets with the itinerary for the day and they have a cooking class with Sherrod coming up and Dorinda's like cooking? What are you talking about?

Listen, I cook and uh, I get, you know, I do do it with my breasts and get an extra $50 an hour, ding, but you know, listen, to be real, I don't, I don't take lessons from people anymore. Okay. I'm too old. I just, I, here's what I like to do. I eat out. Okay, I eat out.

I always think, very frequently of the time when she and John were cooking in her kitchen and there was like they pulled out a sheet pan from the oven and then he went and did something and he came back and touched the sheet pan with his hands and burned his hands and she just stared at him like, well, you guys, what'd you get?

Now you've learned. I just always think, I was like, their danger kitchen. Also the moment that she was like, a cooking class, I mean, it's too late for me to cook. I was like, I can already see Dorinda getting actually kind of offended by this. Like, why do I need to have a lesson?

I was like, oh, she's gonna, this is gonna like trigger her in some weird way. Have you not seen my only fans is cooking spoiler alert. I was trying to have a YouTube cooking channel about five minutes ago. So let me just announce on national TV. I don't cook. Don't try to make me cook. I'm not going to do it. So, um, Ramona and Sonia are getting ready in their room and Sonia is reading a headline off of her phone about the Kristen and Josh or the Josh scandal with Ashley Madison.

And she's reading it. The headline says Kristen's husband was cheating on Ashley Madison as Mr. Big NYC. Wow. He's quite fond of himself. So you know already that they're like, uh, we're not like Kristen doesn't get to be let off that easy when we've had to deal with episodes upon episodes upon episodes of dealing with each and every one of our scandals. Kristen does not just get one nice dinner where she says, you know, this is my truth and I'm going to move on. They're going to bring it back.

They're terrible. And I also forgot this, uh, headline cause it was so funny when it came out at the time, but he went by Mr. Big NYC. Wow. That is, you should have done to him what they did to the real Mr. Big. Okay? Bye. You should have been written off a long time ago. Oh, I thought you meant the seminal nineties, uh, rock band that came up with a song that said, I'm the one who wants to be with you. I'm talking about Mr. Big from Sex and the City, who obviously is the guy I was naming himself after.

Yikes. Not a good trajectory for Mr. Big, both fictionally and non-fictionally. Or pelotonally. They're still trying to recover, plus their hearts. So Sonia's like, well, where's my phone? I want to see, yeah, Mr. Big, whatever. And Ramona goes, whoa, what did he do? You know what? I mean, he was just texting people on the internet, okay? It's not like anybody saw him and like he didn't see the other person. He was just in text.

And Sonia's like, uh-huh. It's a hook-up site Ramona Okay, well that's So then Dorinda Dorinda and Kristen are at the table and Dorinda's like, you know what Kristen I Thought last night was really fun. And I think it's very brave the way you handled everything You know someone that's stupid and as fired as long as you have would have really I thought would have just been shattered at The table, but you really handled just been shattered at the table, but you really handled it well. And she's like, yeah, I mean, I mean, if there was something going on, like, I mean, of course, like wouldn't you, if you, if there was something really going on, if you're really cheating,

wouldn't you put an alias on the site? Like there's just like so many things that don't even make sense. Like he did use an alias, didn't he Mr. Big New York City? Kristen, not knowing that they just put up his alias on the screen two seconds before she says this line. So then it comes back to Sonia. She's like, he admitted to being part of the affairs website. He shared 33 private pictures.

I mean, wow, he had discrete interactions with a very sexy woman. And he said he has no limits except for smokers. Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. No smokers. That's a good one. That's good. I want to find someone, anybody, any kind of swag as long as she doesn't smoke. Kristin's saying, you know, I just feel like I don't have to explain it to anyone since I know my truth and this is my truth. So someone was like, you know, he wanted to find a woman who would be engaging socially and intellectually. I mean, that's a date. If you ask me, I mean, I don't get intellectual

or social, although except when I come, then I scream. I'm like, is that considered intellectual and social when you scream at when you climax? I'll just go with it. I love when Sonia is being sexy and she's just standing there in her stained bathrobe. It's got the yellow stains all over it. So then we go back to Kristin and she's like, I mean, the hard part was dealing with all the bullshit on social media. I mean, I had to cover my ears for a whole year. Well, stop covering your ears. Use those hands to slap. Okay, yes. The same hands that you're using to do this can be doing this.

Yes. So Sonia's Sonia's like, well, you know, Kristen said that any suggestion that he was a member of bananas. Do you remember when Josh told me I was bananas about my businesses? And we see a flashback to Josh consulting with Sonia, which I had totally forgotten about. And she's talking about her like international lifestyle brand. And he just looks at her goes, your bananas. So rude, but also funny. Sonia Morgan, Sonia Rita Casita, Sonia, just Sonia, Sonia Tart, Sonia Torts. I think those are reform laws, but whatever, I'll brand it. You know, that's just what I'm going to do. I'm going to control grocery stores, retail stores and the law. So that's really all I'm trying to do with it. And he's like, you are fucking Looney Tunes lady. So we see why Sonya is bringing this up because she's got an old ax to grind. She will not be humiliated on television.

And let's celebrate her business. Only fans now that none of those businesses still exist. But go off, go off. She goes, who's laughing now? Because I do have an international lifestyle brand. And Ramona goes, well, if you say so. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ramona, okay, sure. If you say so. Okay, sure. So now, um, now, oh, sorry. I guess now Kristen shows up at the table or she's still at the table. I don't know what's happening, but there's a one. Yeah. Hey, is that a one piece that you're wearing? And Oh, because Kelly walks up to the table.

That's what it is. I wrote down Kristen and I was so confused by my notes, but Kelly walks up to the table. That's what it is. I wrote down Kristen and I was so confused by my notes, but Kelly walks up and we're just like, Hey, is that a one piece that you wear in there? Yeah. What's going on? That's nice. And Kristen goes, is she trying to sell it? Kelly's like, Oh yeah, that's me. Bitch. So she goes, what is that? What is this? Is this cream? Can I use this cream? She says, it's something you gave us. So I guess that's just, oh, I love this. Yeah. People wish they had my products, weirdos. And then they like, like she pretends to model it and then Kristen's like, no, this is how

you do it. And Kelly's like, no, this is how you do it. So then after breakfast, Kelly, who wants to assure us that she is of sane mind and body these days, walks up to the chefs and goes, cuckoo. She's like, OK, well, that's a way to say hello. OK, so they're getting ready to go. And Sonia decides instead of taking a shower, she's going to go into the pool. OK? And then, because they're salt water. So, we see her skinny dipping in the pool, like she loves being naked,

guys. So, then Ramona is basically, everybody's just trying to get everybody together, right? And so, Ramona's like, you know what? I'm ready to go. And guess what? No one else is even paying attention to go. Why don't I get any credit for being on time? Where's my credit? Yeah, because Ramona's gone around. After now that since Luann yelled at her yesterday, Ramona's making a big stink about not only being on time but reminding other people to be on time

and also to lock down, she's sort of like locking down, we're gonna be ready at 10.45, so that way everyone, like no one can say, I never said I wouldn't be ready. So she's like, excuse me, hi, Chris and I just walked all the way down to this bungalow will you be ready at 10 45 okay so of course no one's ready until 11 10 so Ramona's just sitting there and she's like you know what I'm sorry I'm just getting blamed for being late sorry I'm sorry but I'm actually very much on time life isn't fair okay just get blamed for everything okay

but I'm actually very much on time. Life isn't fair, okay? Just get blamed for everything, okay? So then they get in the cars, Ramona, Sonja and Luan are in one, and Sonja's like, okay, let's do our cameos, everybody. So they start talking about cameos, and Luan's like, what do you get for that? And Sonja does 99, and Luan's like, I do 125, so I get a solid, well, I don't know, I guess even number, is that even? One, two, five, I don't know. I guess even numbers at even one, two, five. I don't know. There's a one in it. So I choose that one. It makes me money sometimes, you know? So then they're like, well, you know, as long as we all have to do cameos, let's do it together. So the three of them start doing cameos all at the same time. And the man's like- It's like a call center. It really is like when you get a call from a call

center and you're like, why are you trying to pretend you care about me when I hear 10 other people on a call behind me? Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you on your face. I know it's on June 5th. And your album. Your birthday. Whatever it takes. Whoa, you know what? I'm Sonja Morgan. Guess what, Steffi, you're getting married.

Fucker of albums. Come on over. I'm so excited that you're getting married. Let's do it. I hope you have a wonderful day for your marriage day, okay? And I hope you have many gifts and you have a beautiful birthday, whoever you are. Oh, sorry.

You know what, I'm keeping it in. People love the real me. So- By the way, I just wanna say one thing that really amused me is that when they got into the vans, Luann goes, what is this? A can of cat food? We don't see what it is, but I love that. I feel like it was probably just like, you know, some tape and Luanne's like, what is that cat food? I don't understand. It's round. That doesn't make sense in my home. So the son is like, oh my God, Luanne, did you put the filter on? She goes, I didn't know

there was a filter on this thing. I'll do it. Is there a tuner? Is there an auto tuner on here? Not that I would need it. And Ramona's like, whoa, and I just want to say happy birthday to you. They're like, Ramona, you're not even doing the cameo. I don't even have cameo on your phone, Ramona. Ramonaona you're holding up a can of cat food so they get to this just joining them for all this time pretending to do a cameo to a blank screen no I just won't be part of the fun okay so now it's they get to this cooking class and um then Sonya's already flirting with the chef hi Hi, chef, how's it going? And Loann's like, oh, well, I guess it's gonna be

one of those days, isn't it? So this guy, the chef says, he announces that he's gonna teach them all a whole bunch of new techniques. And Dorinda's already bristling. She's like, oh, really? You're gonna teach them, you're gonna teach them? Maybe we'll teach you a few techniques. Some of us have been cooking for longer since you've been alive!

So you're what? You're saying I'm a bad cook? You're saying I'm a bad cook? I made a lasagna in the Berkshires and everyone liked it. So what do you say about that, Mr. Person Who Cooks Down an Island? Yeah, I thought so. Go fuck yourself! I like a chef, okay? I think if I was gonna do it all over again, it would be with a chef. No, it would be with the chef. No, it wouldn't. Who are you pretending that you would really instead of like the head of finance at wherever where you had Hillary Clinton at your parties? No, no, you wouldn't.

Maybe the first time, maybe the first time. So they all get apron. Instead of a rich husband, literally nobody. And I'm a leader. Okay. Sorry, I can't go over it. I can't fantasy is that the chef lie. Right. The fantasy is that the chef will actually cook you marvelous food all the time. But every story is that chefs when they're off the clock never cook anything. So why would I work? Why would I work when I'm off of work? Because I'm married a chef. You fuck. That's why. Listen, I've seen the bear and what I know is that when chefs are off the clock they stare at Horizons and think about their life. So it's a great comedy. It's a great really great laugh out loud comedy You know what when I saw that it was nominated for best comedy by the Emmys I thought thankful

Thank God they finally chose a real a real laugh out loud comedy where you're just hunched over from the tears are coming out of your eyes because it's such a funny, funny comedy. God, I really married the bear. I mean, not John. I mean, he was kind of a bear. God, I miss climbing that thing. It's like going to a rock-wild center, except it was made out of, I don't know, that stuff that you go surfing in. What's that material called? Surfing material.

Slippery, but also hairy. What were we talking about? Hey, you know what I like to make? Potatoes. What do you call those potatoes that are chopped into little tiny little slivers, but they're all kept together by the spine of the potato? Hasselback potatoes. Hasselback potatoes. chopped into little tiny little slivers but they're all kept together by the spine of the potatoes the least entertaining person on the view has a potato of all time the least entertaining person on the view kind of the best version of a potato though so uh they offer everyone aprons lumen goes aprons, do we have to do some greasy things? I'm like, okay, Luann, calm down.

So wow, are you gonna oil me up big boy? Hey, we're gonna do a fish. I'll show you a fish. I was like, oh god. I don't know. I know we're doing some fish, but I'm kind of in the mood for some sausage. Oh god, do me on the platter.

Okay, Luan. So, Durand is like, well, I'm paying attention. Not that I need to, because I know how to cook, you motherfucker. And so the guy's like, all right. Okay, well, let's start this class. We're gonna start with cauliflower. Cauliflower, yeah.

Sonja, please don't eat that already. He's like, please, please don't eat that. She's like, oh, is that what that is? This is a little cauliflower with a little sauce? Let me try that. He's like, please don't. She goes, yeah, I have zero patience. Okay, I'm ready to learn whatever you're going to show us, which is to put that in our mouth, right?

Don't give it to Sonia. It doesn't agree with her, if you know what I mean. She goes, well, you know, if it doesn't come out of the mouth, it comes out the butt, which is also how I live my sex life. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial.

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40 years all right so shut the fuck up and tell us how you make your stupid cauliflower so ramona's like whoa you know what you just do it the way the french guy did it what what sauce you you making? And he's like, Oh, I'm doing a beef tartare with oyster mayonnaise. And she's like, Whoa, oysters? Dunkey, duh. Yeah, I love oysters.

You know what? We should roll that clip of how much I sexually love oysters, okay? Yeah, well watch out, Chef. I mean, if you even are one, but watch out, be careful with the oyster mayonnaise. I mean, I see you're married, but you might want to rethink that. And so it's like, Oh, you're smart. You always check for the ring.

I should do that sometimes because you know, it's a real dead end. I never noticed that stuff. And he's like, well, I am a lover of all ladies, but really I love my wife. And suddenly he goes, Oh my God, did he just say I love old ladies? All ladies. Oh, no offense, Louie. These women are like wild. Literally.

Are you single? Can you come to my house? We have sex on the chair. They're like so wild. That's Kelly being like, stupid people. So then this is where Dorinda then actually speaks more about how she actually really likes chefs. And she's like, you know what? She's very manly.

I like someone who looks like he could chop wood. Like he's a guy who could chop a tree down for you, chop it into little pieces and make a nice skillet outside. And then make love under the stars on the skillet, which might hurt. You have to let it cool down for a second. So then, um, it's no, I'm like, wow, well, cutting a fish open, huh? This would be good to know on a desert island where we'll be fucking together. Just you and me by loving it. This will be real good if we're ever on a desert island

and have all the tools to filet a fish. I also like when they put up- I know exactly. Right? Thank God for all those stainless steel countertops on islands. I know if I'm ever on a ship and it's about to go down, the first thing I'm doing is running into the kitchen

and getting myself a few little knives. Also when they bring out the mahi-mahi, he's like, ladies, we have a Mahi Mahi for lunch. Everyone acts like they just want a car and the price is right. They go, oh my God. They lose their mind. Kristen's like, oh my God, this is disgusting. Like this is so gross. I thought this was going to be fun, but you're like cutting open a fish. This is like disgusting. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Kristen, that's your eyes are still open. She's covering her ears. That's just her go-to move whenever she's traumatized.

Yeah. The ears are not going to actually protect you from this experience right now. I think Kelly's like, I find that the chef slicing the fish is like really sexy. I mean, like it's just the fish is just so fragile. And then his hand with the knife slices through it. It's just like this beautiful, beautiful combination. Like Kelly for the first time in her life has seen someone slice into a fish.

And so he says, wow, what a big bone that fish has. Can't wait to fuck that fish. I'm gonna fuck that fish. Okay, ladies, all right. For fuck's sake, get out of the kitchen. So they go to the table and Kristen's like, that fish was disgusting. Like, I can't.

Like, I feel like I can't even eat that. Like, can I just have chicken? Can I just have? Chicken is way grosser. Okay, now do a chicken chef. I know. Chicken is if she watched a chicken getting butchered, she'd be really in pain. So Sonia's like, you know what it's like watching your wife eat a baby.

Then you have to eat the baby. Well, why did I say that? Deliver a baby. Deliver a baby. Your wife deliver a baby. Then you have to eat the baby after you order it. Watch it. Okay. Thank you. And then the waiters... What the hell?

And then the waiters bring these like... Bring little like rolls or almost... There's like breads. And Jorinda goes, what is that? Is that chocolate? Is that what is that? He's like, it's olive bread. Really?

I love soup. This is so crazy. Is this a clam chowder? I just love it. And then Sonia was like, Oh, do you think we could take these home? We could take these home. Kristen's like, what did you bring freezer bags? Just, Oh no, I have a plastic line bag like any Morgan would.

I mean, as she tells us, like, I mean, haven't you heard about this? I mean, come on guys. I have a plastic line bag. that if you're at a restaurant, you don't have to ask for the take home bags. You just put it in the bag and go. Just hold the food into her bag. Yes. There have been so many times Sonya's purse has been stained from food,

just leaking in her because you know, she just shoves it right in her bag. You know, so I don't know why they don't make leak proof to go containers. I just started bringing my own. I can't believe it. So then, then the waiter comes over after they did such a good job identifying the olive bread. The waiter comes over with more dishes and the man goes,

he goes, ladies, this is caviar, caviar, this is caviar. Oh wait, no, it looks like it's a crudite. Is it a crudite? I will say crudite for 500 Alex. Like, it's red snapper tartare. Oh, so close, so close on this one. Is it chocolate? Is this chocolate?

It is chocolate, isn't it? All right, let's play a game now, okay? Let's try and confuse Le Luan with simple food items. Just kidding, we already played that. You lost Luan, you lost. Okay, everybody, so here's a game we can play. There's a class, okay? So we're in the class.

We can ask somebody to join our class or we should say who should not join our class and why is her name Kristen? Kristen? Who's Kristen? Is it the hostess of this restaurant who decided to sit down and eat with us? So the man's like, well, I actually would have liked Tinsley here because I feel like she would have given me

a Ranger's tickets without any problems. Know what I'm saying? And Sonny's like, yes. And Doreen is like, oh yeah, I would love for Tinsley to be here too. That would be great. I would just love that. I love Tinsley. Don't I? Don't I, everybody? Look at me not threatened by the young blonde lady at all anymore. Isn't that crazy? It would have been great. Yeah. So then we have a nice montage of Tinsley's greatest moments, climaxing with the time when they were, I think in Florida, and Tinsley's like,

Oh, Louann! And Louann goes, Excuse me? Yeah, that's right, Louann. I drink! I'm having a drink! And I'm drunk right now, Louann! My favorite Tinsley moment. Oh, yes, Louann, I'm having a drink.

I also liked how my mom and sister are doing a viewing of Bambi tomorrow. How are they doing? I also liked my mom and sister doing a view of Bambi, a viewing of Bambi tomorrow. How would they do it? You have to freeze them and then you do a viewing while they're frozen. And Ramona just being like, wha? Wha? Did they? Remind me, did that montage also feature her when she was, when Tinsley joined the circus

and she had like the little girl, I don't think it did, right? When she goes, I'm little girl I don't think it did right when she was with the little red circles on her cheeks the bleachers after the circus about how miserable she is you can say Tinsley I don't even care what it is I will always think of that always they put Tinsley in the circus Tinsley Mortimer remember she was like mom I Tinsley in the circus. Tinsley Mortimer. Remember, she was like, Mom, I'm going to be in the circus. And it's like, I'm finally back on the public stage, Mom. Dale's like, well, you've come so far. You've fallen so low. And now you're being lifted so high into a trapeze. Tinsley, really? Is that a trapeze? She's like, oh, finally I'm back.

Me, Tinsley Mortimer as a clown for one night. Next up, Garo Sparrow Fashion Show. She, I remember that it was all, not only was it that, she was like afraid of heights for doing the little thing that she had to do, but then Dorinda was jealous because Dorinda was like, I would have done it. I would have had no problem. I could be a good clown. Because Dorinda wanted to be in the circus too. She's always jealous. You know, this is, Kristen is not an anomaly. You know, I guess Stensley just wouldn't do it. So Sonia's like,

yeah, well, she's ready to rock. She's dating a great guy now, so she just doesn't wanna rock the boat, and I don't really blame her. And Kelly's like, okay, the people who cannot come into my class, like, I'm sorry, but like Alex from before, gross, ugh, I'm sorry, I can't, just weird. It's just weird. I wanna know what's going on,

and I want to like know that like what's going on in someone's life, I don't want it to be like inauthentic. And then we see a clip to Morocco, which again, Morocco always gets overshadowed by scary island, but Morocco also had a huge amount of Kelly being wild. And there was that scene where Alex comes like walking in where Luanne and Kelly are getting Hannah done. Walking Alex. You remember Alex is always like, I'm a housewife and I am going to make a scene,

deliver a message, watch this. And then she would like make this big soap opera scene. So she comes stomping into the room and like flailing her arms. And she's like, Louann and Kelly just goes, no, no, we don't believe that. I don't like that. That's too much. She gives her no, but she gives her no. She says, no, that's weird. That's weird. But this is, this is weird. This is weird. Like

do it again, do it again. Like, no, this is weird. Do it. Go back out and reenter it again. No, it's not authentic. It's weird. It's weird. No reenter. It's weird. It wasn't real how you did that. She goes, no, I'm not going to reenter. Be real. So then we cut back and the man's like, Oh, well, this is funny. All right. So I said to Alex, we just started Housewives. Okay. And I was married to the count. Hold on, holding for applause. To Alex is the next story. Yes. Okay. And so I said, listen, I'm going to be on this television show and we have to

go out with these people so we did and after dinner He said please don't ever make me go out with those fucking people again Never again. I will never do it again. Oh God to be young and Married into a rich family. So then you went out to dinner with Alex Wait, I didn't know that you ever went out to dinner with Alex? Wait, I didn't know that you ever went out to dinner with Alex? I mean, what the hell?

Like, why did Alex get to go to dinner with him and I never got to go to dinner with him? Weird, Luan. So Kelly, who is mad at Luan because she felt like Luan, like Luan was just using her for access to, using Kelly for Kelly's access to expensive things. Now Kelly is mad at Luan that Luan gated access to the account. So she's mad at that.

And Luan's like, well, I mean, we weren't really that close back then. Then remember I was actually a titled woman and I didn't really hang out with people like you. And Kelly goes, well, I'm jealous. Like I'm like, why didn't I get to meet Alex? Well, I mean, we were, we're still kind of distant. If you think about it, I mean, I hardly see you and you're in the Hamptons all the time and you never called me and that's on you.

That's not on me. Okay, I posted my phone number all over Sack Harbor and I say, Kelly, call me. You never call. And she's like, oh my God. So I go in for one day, give me a break. She was, yeah, well, you still never call. And you claim to be such a great friend,

why wouldn't you call me? Well, I'm sorry, but it's the Rangers, it's the double dating, I love you, Kelly, but you don't follow through. That's it, the end, you don't follow through. And she's like, oh my god, everything I say that I do, every single thing. Well, you've invited me so many times, the Rangers,

and like, and we're gonna go, we're gonna go. That's what he was saying. We're gonna go. And then Kristen's like, the other end of the table is like, what's the deal with the Rangers? Like, can't you buy her own tickets to the game? She goes, ladies, is the Rangers a hard ticket to get? It's not like T-Swift. It's beyond the Rangers. It's the Islanders too, and the Devils, all the tri-state hockey teams. You never invite me to any of them. It's absolutely rude at this point. If you're not going to do it, then don't invite me. And this is the crux, right? We thought before it was something more. Like, surely Luan has some deep- that you know, she's still holding against go

Nope, it's that Kelly said she would take her to the Rangers game and Kelly is like She knows I met my rich boyfriend at well, she doesn't say rich But she but we know she says she knows I met my boyfriend at the Rangers game And that's why she wants to go because she wants to meet a guy a rich guy Now here's my advice to Luanne. You have to reframe the situation because I know someone like this. There's someone who I know who I know who's like, oh my God, we have to go out to dinner. You know, we have to do this. And he's always saying this stuff. And he's like, next time I'm in town, because he lives like in a different part of

California. He's like, next time in town, like we have to go to this place. We have to go to this place for dinner. We have to do this. And then he comes into town and he never even like reaches out to hang out. In fact, he's reached out to hang out. He's invited my boyfriend to hang out, but he hasn't reached out to me and not like in a fairy sort of way, just sort of like a, like, I don't know, it's just like shady. And I would get so mad. I'd be like, you know what?

They this, you know, he's always saying we should hang out. We should hang out. And then like, he never follows through. He comes into town. He doesn't call. I would get so, so mad. And then I started and then I had this moment where I just realized like, fuck him. Right. And you're like, fuck him. And then there's like so much joy that comes in actually, I think like pretending to be like, yeah, oh, we have to do this. But knowing in my head, I'm going, fuck you, fuck you. I know you're full of shit.

Fuck you. It is actually so rewarding to do that because you're like telling someone off to their face, but they never hear it. Does that make sense? Yeah, that's called not telling people off to their face. No, but it's like, because I can't, I can't, I can't tell him off to his face because of like, it's, you know, Well, as someone who does tell people off to their face, like I've had to learn not to because it does feel better to not tell them off and just tell them in my head. Because what happens is like you get yourself worked up like that. And the second you really do say something, you're the asshole.

You've lost. Is it me because, yeah, you lose, you know? And is it because I put a brick through their windshield and call them all sorts of really problematic offensive names? Probably. But you know, whatever. I feel like I still won because you ditched me for dinner so many times and called my boyfriend to go out instead.

But you know, you lose that way. And I felt it so many times. So I actually like that you've gotten good at just being like, you're a loser in your head, you know, you lose that way. And I felt it so many times. So I actually like that you've gotten good at just being like, no, because are in your head, you know? Yeah, there's like, because it's like what you said, like, if I were to say something like, sure, it's like, oh, I've now said it, but then I do look like the crazy one. And I've now caused drama in the group. And but like, knowing, I mean, obviously, like the fact that I told this whole story, and I whipped myself up in a frenzy, like, obviously, it bothers me on some level still. But I'm really at

a place now where I'm like, I actually drive just more joy. You know, like when we go out to group things, and he's there, we have, you know, we always have a very fun time. It's always fun. But whenever he says, like does the Kelly Ben Simone thing, like, Oh, my God, we got to go ragers game. I'm like, Oh,, I can't, we totally have to. In my mind, I say, you're a fake, you're a fake person right now. And I'm being fake back to you, but the difference is that I know that you're fake right now. And it just makes me feel good. It makes me feel good in a weird way.

So I'm just saying Luanne, go from being, don't go change from being the person who um, complains, like, why don't you include me, to being the person who says, I don't need you to include me, because I've got so many other better full relationships in my life. She does, she does need it though. That's the problem.

She does need to be included, not because she gives a fuck about Kelly, because she wants to go find a rich guy at the Rangers. She even admits it. Right now she's just, well, maybe I'm a little upset of the Rangers games because of the hot guys. Okay, well, two things can be true. So Kelly's like, yeah, you know what?

The man only wants to be my friend because like she wants me to invite her to places and to restaurants, restaurants. I mean, gross. Places where you only have dinner. She brings up restaurants again, which is hilarious to me. Like Kelly is the only one with accents to places where they serve food and

she's just disgusted by it. So when I was like, well, that's not the point. So then Kristen rings a glass. She's like, okay, okay, this has to be translated. I have to translate this. And then she's like, okay, can I ask a question or we don't need a mediator. We don't need a mediator. We don't need a mediator. We don't need that. Well, we need a mediator, okay? We do need one, okay? And because we don't want to translate that.

Let's ask a question. Go ahead, Melissa. Those aren't even the same wrong names in one sentence. You like messed up my fake name twice and I don't even know how to feel about that. How do you like rename me and then rename me again in one breath? Oh my God. Another question. You're acting like a host right now. Stop being the host. Just stop being a host. I don't like that.

I don't like you being the host. So I think that Kristen acts like a host because it's like another way to be guarded and she's like always like trying to ask a question. She's not a journalist. She's a friend, okay? So Kristen's like, okay. So I'm asking, it's not about the Rangers, right, Luann? And Luann's like, no, it's not about the Rangers. Kristen goes, okay.

So what it sounds like is Kelly has to do places a lot and then Kelly doesn't follow up. She goes, exactly. She goes, hallelujah, I did it. She's like, that's not true and you're not the host. Like, what is it, commercial break? You're not the host. Stop telling us to go to commercial break, shut up.

She goes, okay, host. And then Marlon goes, don't be derogatory. Ramona, of all people. We don't talk like that in 2023, okay? Don't call people hosts. Okay, don't host, it. Okay, don't host. It's a bad word. That's what I learned in sensitivity training.

Okay. The women's like, all right, well, I mean, Kelly, don't get defensive, much like a player on the Rangers when someone's coming towards their goal. That is how hockey works, right? Oh, I'm just pointing something out to Kelly goes, well, I mean, it's just like, it's like, but with like, Kristen, it's always like, well, last time I saw this episode, out. Kelly goes, well, I mean, it's just like, it's like, but with like, Kristen, it's always like, well, last time I saw this episode, last time I saw this episode, fan, stupid fan who enjoys dinners.

And Kristen's like, um, we're a table of six. Like I just don't understand what you're talking about. And this is the fourth time you've talked about the Rangers. Like who goes to the Rangers? And she's like, um, so if you don't understand what we're talking about, like, why don't you just ask Luann then? And she goes, I did just ask Luann. And she's like, stands up and screaming, that is what I just did. Kelly is such a ding dong. And she goes, oh, okay. So I don't make sense. Oh, okay. I'm the bad one here. Well, I'm just gonna eat this chocolate bread and just be quiet. So,

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Kristen a fan or a host. And she goes, if she could actually tell us what's going on, then maybe she could break through and we can all stop talking about the Rangers because it's not about the Rangers. So Kelly then is like, people, people ask me all the time to come to events and they don't want to be my friend. And like, if that's what they want to be, and Sonia's like, you gotta stop saying that, Kelly. You gotta stop. I'm gonna move my hand across the table. You gotta stop doing that. But people do. They ask me all the time for my connections. It's not fair. It's not fair that they do that. And she's like, don't, you know what? Don't do that to her because it's humiliating because we ain't no beggars. All right. Nobody's stable is a beggar.

Sonia's like, um, does anyone have any spare change? You just put it right here in my plastic line bag. Thanks. So I'm just like, we'll work for beer. Well, most of us aren't beggars. You know, so Dorinda says, you know, I think Kelly wants to feel very important. Like once again, people want to use me for my fabulous contacts, which I think Dorinda is right on that one too. Well, yeah, I mean, Kelly's ridiculous.

So Sonya's like, and also Kelly has, doesn't she have access to a lot of that because of who her contacts are? So that's why it's like, huh? She married like a world famous photographer. One like that director of L, you know, like I was, yeah. And he like brought her into that world. I mean, she was a model too. So she already was in that world, but like she even says later on, Oh, I had to always go to all these parties, all these people. It's like, you also,

like you were, yes, all that stuff. It's just when a climber tries to call out another climber, it's like, you're both on the mountain. Be careful. Crabs in a bucket. So, um, well, you know what? I wish I could say something about that, but I haven't had a sexy scene with a crab yet.

Give me time. Okay. haven't had a sexy scene with a crab yet. Give me time. Okay. Sonya basically has the best advice. She says, you know what? I have to tell Kelly this, never dangle rich hot men in front of the wind because she's going to go like Pac-Man. And that's actually what it really boils down to also. Yeah. And so Kelly is like, Dorinda, you have no idea. She goes, oh yes I do because she talks to me about it all the time. So I do know. Dorinda, you don't have my life, okay?

Like you weren't married because you know people. She goes, what? Who gives a shit? And everyone goes, whoa, we don't have a life? And she goes, yeah, we don't have your life? Why would you say that Kelly? Like none of us have your life because your life is so great. Can I? And she goes, I don't, you know, and I don't have your life.

I don't have a Hinkley. I don't have all these things. Yeah. Well, I don't have a Hinkley either because my husband died and we had to shut it. That was, that's a Dorinda's way of saying like, you better stop barking up this tree because I'm always going to pull out the death card. And so I was always bring Richard into this, you know, Kelly's into this you know I'm so sorry that that had to happen but Richard from what I hear really just

wanted to go to restaurants all the time and it was weird I'd say. Are we talking about Hinkley's? When did Hinkley's come into play? Also does that have anything to do with the Rangers? I just want to make sure I understand all the rich access things which by the way I looked up Hinkley's cause I had no idea what they're talking about. And the Hinkley is a yacht. Yes. So I knew cause I have, so I didn't exclusive. I actually looked on Reddit and someone said, does anyone know what a Hinkley is? And then someone just said, uh, Google source,

be a Google source about it or something like that. So it was not helpful, but maybe the definition's up today. So Kelly's like, um, this situation triggers me. I mean, it reminds me of when I married my ex-husband and the reason I went to these big parties is because he couldn't go to those big parties. Or like, he would go and then I would go with him. And whatever it was, I was just reporting for duty. And so, like, make my, make me feel like my value is just to like get gu guys or go to events Which is basically my husband's value to me, which I just kind of explained but still don't really get what I was just saying

two seconds ago Weird she's a regular Daisy Buchanan that one So Dorinda's like, you know what? You're really digging a ditch here. Okay, so just just stay under focus Kelly So the wing goes okay well here's what I do know you're in the Hamptons and you don't even call me to come on by and so Kelly goes and with you okay by the way I don't even care about Luanne said Dorinda I really like you and I'm really trying to make a huge effort with you because I adore you excuse me I was airing my grievances you

don't make an effort with me. You don't call me in Sag Harbor, bitch." So Kelly's like, and Kristen, like with you, like just please stop. Just stop trying to be the host. Okay? Because like it's making it up. Just stop, stop being the host. And they're like, oh my God, because we're goes, all right, we're really circling the drain here, okay? So, Luann goes to the bathroom and, I don't know, Kelly... They decide to, they start heading out. They decide to go, yeah, okay. So, then, Kristen, Ramona, and Dorinda. Kristen's like, oh my God, I can't with her. And Ramona's like, who? And she's like, Kelly, like, if you're going to talk about me, like, the same thing over and over again. And Ramona's like, you, like, if you're going to talk about me, like the same thing over and over again.

And Ramona's like, you know what? I have to say it when you're right, you're right, Jacqueline. Okay. And Luan and Kelly are in the staircase together and Luan's like, listen, you know, I'm sorry, Kelly goes, I just, I want you to know that I love you as much as I could love someone who's not in the same social circles as I am. She goes, listen, we need to have a deeper conversation, which is pretty extraordinary because it's already pretty deep, right, my boys? But, you know, I don't want to make you feel bad. I just want to be invited to a giant room full of eligible men and you're the best one who could do that for me. That's all.

And Kristen tells us, you know what? I can just get her free Rangers tickets right now. I mean, I'm connected to the Rangers. Like I'm happy to call. Lou, I'll invite you to a game. Well, you know what? I'm not even in your confessional, but that was very nice of you, Denise. And I'm enjoying Kelly's company, but you know what? She doesn't know how to express herself well. And when she feels cornered, she's gonna, what's the, what's that term that people use now? You know what? She's going to be gaslighting. Okay. She's going to say, what are you the hostess now? Cause she doesn't know how to answer. That's it. It's like, wow. Ramona actually,

did she use gaslighting to make you think you're crazy? Gaslighting is to try and make somebody else think that they're crazy. Right? I'm not sure that's what Kelly is doing, but I think Ramona is, Ramona is attempting Ramona to do something there. Yeah. But she got close. So Sonia, uh, Sonia is talking to Kelly and she goes, you know, Kristen doesn't know what she's talking about. You know, she can't know what you and Luanne had for all those years just by reading about it in the news. She can't know about it, but I can know about what's going on. Kristen Josh's marriage by reading in the

news and Kelly goes, she's a fan. She's a fan. That's what it is. She's like a fan. That's all. She's a fan, which is, it's so condescending, but it's also like, it's exactly the thing that hits Kristen's buttons. And like, it's kind of like the perfect insult for to get under Kristen's skin So then they get back in the vans to go home and they're talking about Kelly in one van and the way I'm like I mean listen, I just don't want her to feel bad. Oh Gosh poor thing, you know, it's stormy out there. I hope that she doesn't feel terrible and Kristen's like, oh my god

You guys we're on scary island again. And like, you remember your most amazing episode, Scary Island? So good. This is like the same thing. I'm going to DVR this episode and keep it because like, it's good. It's a good episode. Hold on. Does anybody have a pen? I'm totally auto-wrapping that for myself. I was so good in this one. Pete Oh my god, this feels just like April 23rd, 2013, am I right? That's when Scary Island was filmed, but of course it didn't air until nine months later,

which of course, as we all know, was February 14th, 2014. So then- I hear a lot of Scary Island, never once in my entire life. And they're like, okay, we'll watch it tonight. And she goes, okay, I'm gonna watch it tonight. And Chris is like, oh my God, I'm living it. I'm living, let's get, this is like going on the Universal Studio tours, but of Scary Island. Here I am. Oh my God, I'm in it. I'm in it.

So they get back to the villa and everyone's basically going to their rooms and Kristen FaceTimes Josh. And she's like, Oh my God, Josh, you have no idea the drama going on here. I don't even know where to start. First of all, last night at dinner, of course, Serenda brings up the whole drama with you and I. And I just, you know what, by the way, it felt so good. So I get it out there, say my piece, so to speak. Like, you know, we went through something. We're clearly still together. Great marriage. We should probably do some vows because that'll be good for our marriage too. And it was really nice. And everyone was just like, good on you. You know, marriage is not easy. But like, I felt really supported. It really went well

and I don't foresee any other issues on this storyline going forward. Pete I mean, they called me a fan, Josh. J.S. Bollinger You've been called worse. Pete No, we haven't, Josh. J.S. Bollinger Check your texts. I just sent you a text. He's like, Oh, sorry. Maybe you were called worse like that on a different website. So now it's nighttime and Dorinda is in her spaceship room and she's just watching scary Island while she puts on makeup. She was like, Oh God, Oh god. Oh god. I'm just trying to watch it because people keep referencing it, you know. I'm just trying to see.

Is there a parallel here? Is there a parallel universe through this door? Wait a minute. I was just in the bathroom. How is this the bathroom? Ah, it's a necklace store. The toilet is made out of necklaces. Oh my God, what's happening to me? You know, I'm seeing this now, and there's definitely like a pattern. It all makes sense. You know, there's a pattern there,

and I'm not saying we're there yet, but the train is pulling up to the station. Mike, true. Although you could actually say that about each and every single one of the cast members here. Yeah, and they really are trying to get Kristen to break down about her marriage And they're really trying to get Kelly to go crazy to have another Scary Island I mean, they're just so ham-handed and they've all done this for so long It's hilarious that they are still so ham-handed about it

You know what? The producer said if we wanted huge ratings, we were gonna do another scary island. So here we go. Here we go with a trial of scary island. So then Kelly, meanwhile, she FaceTime her daughter, Teddy. I thought her daughter's name was River unless she has a river and a teddy, but she calls Teddy and she's going to kind of compete with Lisa Barlow and child names because she goes, Hi, rabbit. How's my little rabbit princess? It's like little rabbit princess. That could be that could theoretically be up there with baby gorgeous. And rabbit princess. Yeah. And she's telling her basically what happened. She's like, I mean, come on. I mean, should I invite her? Like, maybe I guess I should. Like, if I invited her, then I guess I should take her. And her kid's like, Mom, don't worry about it. Just like, have fun. Don't be, be nice, Mom. I'm always nice. But she

has a good point though, when she says, everything I say, nobody can hear what I'm saying. They're all trying to make this into another scary island. They love to say you're not making sense, but how can anyone make sense when they can't even like finish the sentence? Okay, that's true. Because I feel like Kelly saying, you're the host, they were acting like, oh my God, that's the craziest thing for her to say. What does that even mean? When I think it's kind of obvious what she meant, she's just not very good at explaining herself. And everything she says like, oh my God, Kelly, you're crazy right now. Well, but- The thing is, she're crazy right now. Well, but she is crazy. Is. And the thing is, so like, I don't know if I fully agree that the women are trying to actively

make push Kelly to become a crazy Island. Cause I feel like they are, they are in some ways trying, they keep on saying, as we'll see in the next scene, you know, like, okay, this is how we deal with Kelly, but they can't help it because Kelly Becomes kind of tenacious is not the right word but like when she gets annoyed she starts going into a loop and it drives them all nuts and so they kind of But then they push her into the loop, but then the loop pushes them into a different place it's just like a terrible combination and I like the daughter first of all, the daughter says by the way, those Ranger tickets are reserved for me And then the daughter. First of all, the daughter says, by the way, those ranger tickets are reserved for me and then the daughter says, by the way, mom, so, um, I just want to just

put this out there. I think this would be like really good for you going forward. Um, you tend to over promise things and like, you can't really follow through and then you can't deliver on the promise. So I just want to put that out there, Mom, which hopefully made an effect on Kelly because that's literally the same thing that Luanne said earlier that day. And now her daughter is saying the same thing to her. Yeah. So now they all get dressed and Kristen has to come up those downstairs again. Poor

thing. So she goes to Dorinda's room and Dorinda's like, I watched that. I watched Scary Island. Have you watched that? She's like, um, yeah, of course. I mean, no. What? It's me? Watch Scary Island? No. What are the clips? What's TV? Yeah, Kristen. Okay. Okay, Kristen. I know. Now Kristen's like, she didn't watch Scary Island. Of course she watched it. So Dorinda's like, you know what it is with Kelly? I don't think that she likes confrontation. And Kristen's like, she didn't watch scary. Of course she watched it. So Dorinda's like, you know what it is with Kelly? I don't think that she likes confrontation. And Kristen's like, why are you whispering? I don't know. But I like her. You know, she gets, she just gets unraveled. And I don't think that you were saying anything wrong, you know, or you or Luanne. It's just that

she starts going down a thing and you just got to say, Kelly, this is not about anything, you know, that but what I'm trying to convey at this moment. And this is all funny because later on Dorinda does not follow any of this advice. No, Dorinda is the biggest hypocrite. And also Dorinda doesn't understand that she is a loop. Like she is she is the same thing over and over for years and years. This is let me get everything. I was in fire. Let me spit out part This is everything, everything's fine, everything's put on part. She's the same kind of loop that's always starting out like, look at me, peaceful Dorinda. And like in two seconds is gonna be yelling

and screaming at someone. But I think Kristin really, really nailed it when she goes, yeah, but it's also just understanding because she doesn't understand anything. Yeah, cause Dorinda goes, I think you need to calm down. She puts her hands on, just needs to slow down, but she's like, yeah, but she doesn't know it. What's going on by the way, I was just thinking about it. Like, yes, Chris, uh, Kelly is always on a loop.

Dorinda gets on a loop. Sonia gets on a loop. Sonya gets on a loop. Luan gets on a loop. I don't know about Kristen enough if she gets on a loop, but she feels like she has a light loop. Oddly enough is the only one who doesn't really get on a loop Ramona. Cause I don't feel like Ramona gets on a loop. Cause I think she, at this point,

she knows well enough to say, you know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She just exits her loop. She just gives up on her loop. That is her loop. That is Ramona's loop. To be horrible

and yell at people and be bossy and condescending and then go, you know what? I'm so sorry. Because no, I'm sorry. She's just on a larger meta loop. So loop that repeats every single episode so far fucking Ramona. Yeah, they're all on. Yeah, I think Kristen just hasn't been on long enough for us to really see her loop. I think Kristen's new loop is can you help me out here a little bit because that's what she does the rest of the episode. She's like, can somebody help me?

Can somebody help me with this? Can we join in with me on this? They're like, no, you're on your own bitch. Anyway, take pictures of each other like really pretty pictures and Kelly's like, no, you're on your own bitch. Anyway, uh, Dorinda and take pictures of each other, like really pretty pictures. And Kelly's like, oh my God, my hair is disgusting. It smells like an art form. I just want to also, before we go too much further, I have to say,

I deeply laughed when Dorinda was trying to find something in a room when Kristen was there and she goes, you know, this is what I do all day. I can't, I can't find anything in my room. I just open up doors all day on the spaceship. So then Luann goes to Ramona and Sonia and while Kelly is sitting with Kelly outside, so they're kind of separated. And Kristen is talking about like, oh, Kelly, so wow, we get to hang out. That's good. So are things good at home? She's like, oh my God, Barbara Walters. Yes, my kids are good. They're fine. So how are you feeling at lunch? You good? Really? Wow. Take the microphone away. Take the microphone away.

By the way, at this point, no one, I don't think anyone is clear that when Kelly is saying stop acting like a host, she means like TV host as opposed to dinner party host. Cause I don't think she's, she's clarified it to us, but not to them. Clear to me because she tells her like, you're not a journalist. Like she, all she does is ask. I mean, I get it, but I don't know. I am a little unbalanced as well. So maybe like I can hear it. And I don't know. But to me, it's very clear what she's saying. She just doesn't have a wide range of communication. I think at this point they all know, but they just keep looking at her like she's crazy. And I think Kristin knows, but she's like,

listen, I'm supposed to add, like we're on a TV show. You have to do that. And Kelly says, well, the first day you just started asking all these questions and she's like I'm supposed to You fucking Nimrod like I'm supposed to ask questions I mean she's like, I mean, I think like you're an amazing person even though there's no evidence to support that But if you're not present, it's gonna be a problem. You just need to be present. Okay, and then Meanwhile, Dorinda Scott goes over to Lu or Ramon and Sonia and goes, guys, I just watched Scary Island. Somebody hold me. And everyone's like, whoa, you just watched it today? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So they're like, wow, Dorinda. So then back to Kristen

and Kelly and Kristen's like, okay, I'm just like here to have a good time. I'm here to have fun. I'm here to dance. We're not here to do that. We're not here to do that. We're not here to, okay, I'm just like here to have a good time. I'm here to have fun. I'm here to dance. We're not here to do that. We're not here to do that. We're not here to. Okay. We're not here to have a good time. We're not here to have your commentary on what we're doing.

Well, somebody's got to have commentary. Okay. Somebody's got to get somebody help me out here. Martin, can you come here? Can you somebody help me out here? You're acting like you're Andy Cohen and you're not Andy Cohen. Just stop like you're not. Is he're not Andy Cohen, just stop. Like you're not.

Is he here? Is he here? Is Andy coming? Is he here? Is he here? Is Andy coming? And then Kristen tells us, hi, I'm Kristen from Calabasas, California. Kristen from Calabasas, California has a question and she wants to know, Kelly, what the hell are you talking about? So back to Dorinda, she's like, I need the girl Spirals. That's what she was doing today. I just saw her on the TV and I saw it in real life. She's getting manic. And Luanne's like, yeah, she gets defensive and inappropriately weird. Okay, not to steal the term from Kelly, Pensemon, but it's weird. It is. Kevin MacLeod What is that, a buffalo coming down the staircase? Sorry,

I just want to do a little flashback to Alex McCord. So Kelly is like, Kristen, you're covering something up. I don't know what it is, but you're covering something up. She's like, um, well, I would love to know what it is because I'm not covering up anything and my marriage is great. Uh, well, I know that you're trying to tell everyone that like, what's like, I know that you're trying to tell everyone what's going on is a cover-up for what's going on so think about that for a second just stay in the moment be present okay like I'm just calmly encouraging you to stay in the moment because like if you want to be a fan then you shouldn't be here you're like a fan host you're like a host that's a fan of something that like needs fans, but also a host.

You know what I mean? I have friends on other shows. And if I have friends on other shows, like it could be Jeopardy. It could be like any- You don't have friends on Jeopardy, so please stop. Okay, you've officially crossed the line. I am friends with Mya Bialik and Ken Jennings, okay?

And like, I'm gonna watch the show because my close friend is on it, okay? And I'm like catching different shows because I know girls because I'm watching because they're my friends, not because I'm like Googling and super fanning out and you're busy at home writing books. I just so happy to be watching Bravo.

Well, that makes it sound like you're a fan then. Yeah, it's like you're a fan. It's okay. And Kelly is like, I think you're just like, you're like covering up something. She's like, what a bank heist? I mean, listen, I think you're trying to host a show. I mean, you're basically a host. So host. So then Ramona comes out. Okay. You know what girls safe arguing for dessert. Everyone knows the biggest arguments happen after dessert. So that way, if you say you wanna walk out,

you've already eaten your meal, okay? So Kristen's like, no, no, no, we're gonna finish this. We're gonna finish this argument. Fine, can we finish it quickly, please? They're hot men at the restaurant. I need to wrap my legs around. And Kelly's mocking her. She's like, oh, here we go, story time with the host.

And Doreen goes, nah, nah, Kelly, Kelly, see what you just said there. That was condescending and shitty, Kelly. Okay. And that's really cut fitnessy, Kelly. You're being a cut fitness right there. Don't be a cut fitness. I don't like that word. I don't like that word. I don't like that word. You know what? It's a British word. And I'm basically British because I said so one time. I've got Draco Malfoy hair, so I don't like basically British. I will cash me in London one time where I was so weird.

Cashmere is weird. Like host for cashmere. Let's work cashmere. That's weird. I don't like it. You're very, you're very cut fit and see, that's all I'm saying about it. Well, use a different word than next time. I don't like that word. Okay. Um, it's British. So, and Kelly's like, Oh, I'm brat about it." Well, use a different word then next time. I don't like that word. Okay. It's British. And Kelly's like, oh, I'm bratty. I'm not a bitch. She says, well, that's good, because I didn't call you a bitch, did I? I called you a cut fitness. Okay. And Kristen's like, I'm not fending a ho. It's like, okay, Kristen, we've dropped this, Kristen. So, they get to the restaurant and Luann tells everybody, wow, it's been an interesting ride.

We just found out Sonja is a pretty kitty. And then we get a clip of two seconds ago of Sonja shockingly showing everybody her badge. Is this, did Luann just find this out? Luann's acting like this is the first time that Sonja has flashed her badge. And I feel like this happens on the daily with her. Yeah. It's certainly not the first time. So the waiter is one of the guys from last night and uh, like, oh my

God, it's you from last night. And he's like, Oh my God. I know he's like, damn it. He drew the, he drew the short straw and suddenly he goes, can you remind us of your name because Jordan and they all go, Oh, Jordan, Jordan. His name is Jordan. Oh, well, Jordan. I never thought I thought his name was Robert. Oh, Jordan.

Nice to meet you, Jordan. Yeah. Wow. That's very exciting. Jordan. Yeah. Jordan. Well, you know what? I've like last night, like we went to rest, asked around everybody in the restaurant. What's the misconception of you? Okay. Like with me, oh, there's the game everybody, by the way way didn't announce it, but it's a game Okay, I want everybody to say what's your misconception because with me no one understands it. I'm very kind and Nurturing. Okay to me the n-word is nurturing Something that people just don't get they think maybe I'm hard or I'm braces, but you know what? I'm nurturing Yeah, a lot of people think I'm racist, but I'm actually a very kind-hearted person to other wealthy people

Okay, who mostly are white okay, so Dorinda's like no your heart is good. Your heart is really really good So Dorinda's like she's like you know what Ramonaona is rude, but you know, if you need a number, she'll be like, you know? But she's also rude. She really is only nice to you. She likes you. If she doesn't like you, then watch out. But still.

And so Kelly's like, I would say Ramona's like a good mom, I guess. I mean, I really have no evidence of that, but caring, I don't know. Giving in kind, yeah. I don't know about that. So, Dorinda is like, okay, Kelly, your turn. And Kelly goes, people think that I'm... And somebody goes, you're crazy. No, people think that I have all this money and there's like a massive tree and like, I just take money whenever I need it, but I'm like self-made.

My husband gave me nothing, left me with absolutely nothing. I raised my girls on my own. Okay, okay. First of all, that is not true. Everybody knows that that is not true, okay? But that is not to take away from the fact that she actually is a very successful real estate person. But to say that your husband left you nothing isn't true. Didn't she say in her season, the husband gave her an apartment

and then they sold that apartment for like $15 million? I mean, let's stop acting like you and your kids are living out of the back of the car here with nothing. Now that said, doesn't mean that you're not very successful. I looked you up, you're a very successful real estate mogul, okay? Kelly Bensimo sold over 19 quadrillion, trillion dollars of real estate. That's it. You know why? Because she poses in her own real estate pictures. You want a dining room? Here's the dining room with Kelly Bensimo sprawled out on the table. Okay. And it works. Yeah. Um, by the way, it just funny to me that when Kelly Kelly is like the biggest misconception

people have with me is that I just have so much money. I'm like, I don't know if that's the biggest misconception they might have of you. I think that's when I think of Kelly Benzema and I don't think like, Oh my God, look at that extremely wealthy woman. That's the very first thing that comes to my mind with Kelly Benson. No other things, especially not pertaining to scary Island come to my mind. I just think of all the money she's sitting on. So then, um, Luanne's like, I mean, Kristen is still the only one married. So let's give a cheers to Kristen again, before we rip her down again. All right, let's do that.

And so he goes, oh, Kristen, you just handled everything so well last night. We're not gonna bother you about that anymore. And Kristen goes, yeah, well, there was no other way to handle it. I mean, she's yeah, okay, well, we wanna talk to you, Kristen, because we just want you to be comfortable with us.

So now this is her new tactic. So she goes, well, who says I'm uncomfortable? She says, well, you know, the other night when we talked about your husband and the night before that, and then at breakfast and then at lunch too. And then between when I was skinny dipping, I was still talking about it. But I just don't think you were comfortable enough. We want to know about the pain that you went through, the pain, not just the fact that, you know, it was public publicized because you're on TV. How hard was it to be publicly humiliated? Well, actually, he didn't cheat on me. So there's that. And Sonia's like, Okay, yeah. And Sonia says like, she gets it that Kristen's protecting her family and Luanne's like, Well,

I know a thing or two about cheating. And I know a thing or two about being cheated out of Rangers tickets too. And I think Kristen decided to turn the other cheek. And I almost said other ass cheek, but she doesn't do anal or he wouldn't have cheated. I mean, who cheats when you do anal? Am I right? I'll be here all week. All week long. So I love that Sonya acknowledges Kristen's just trying to protect her family because she's got kids and the kids are at an age that they'll be watching this or they might watch it.

She's protecting them. So I'm going to go in even farther. You know, about 75 transactions on Ashley Madison, Dolly Mads, whatever you want to call it. Twenty seventy five transactions. What's going on there? Oh, yes. Seventy five transactions.

That's when someone wants to cheat on their wife because they won't do anal. So you buy 75 things for someone on the internet on the Dolly Madison website. That's what that means, Dorinda. Well, he went on a website with a group of friends and that was it. That's it. And the man says, oh really? What happens on this kind of platform? I don't know. I have no idea. And Kristen's like, I don't either. Oh, well, is it a dating thing? Is it a sex thing? I don't know anything. All I know is my drill. Did you ever look it up? Did you like it? Because I would have looked it up. Did you look it up? You want to look it up? We can look it up together. You want to look it up?

Kristen, this is Housewives. As a fan, you should know you are not just allowed to come on here and say my truth over and over again. And then you're off. That's not how it works. They are going to make you talk about every little fucking detail. Listen, you're a weak woman. So you want to turn the other way. We get it. No, I know my truth. And like, why do I have to go on a website if I already know my truth?

You know, and when they go, listen, if someone said like, to win the medley is unhappy go lucky.com. I'll be like to render medley is unhappy go lucky calm I'll be like what the fuck is happy go lucky calm. Is that what they teach out of cook is just one motherfucker I know how to cook already I know happy go lucky calm and fuck like percons on that side Make a lot of money too and during this like well. I would have looked at every single transaction I would have called the person I would have found out what time it was charged. Listen, I did it with John all the time.

Now, were they all pizza places? They were. They were. But you know what? Trust your instincts. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it was terrible when I found out that John was on Ashley Madison also. Did I say Ashley Madison? I meant Pizza Hut.com.

Well, God, that was New York's likes. A lot of transactions. So Kelly's like, how dare you New York city people then. So Kelly goes, she goes, she's, she's a Google source. She loves to Google. She knows. So then, uh, then the food comes and Dorinda starts losing her mind over black cod. She's like, Hey, how's your black cod? I'm going to have to, I want to get the black cod for sure. I want to show. Okay.

On a scale of zero to 10, how is your black cod? I really need to know about the black cod. I was like, wow, Dorinda is obsessed with that fish right now. So then, um, Chris did. So they order some stuff." I was like, wow, Dorinda is obsessed with that fish right now. So then Kristen, so they order some stuff and Kristen's like, will you please have some salad too? Because they just order fish after fish, after fish, after fish. And so then he goes, yeah, especially after you saw my pretty kitty, no more fish for her. And then Kristen's just like, whoa, what else? So Kristen, how much you have to pay for 75 transactions?

Back at it. Right back at it. Read this on my phone. Read it on my phone. And Ramona's like, oh, whoa, here it is. I can't believe this is up here on the telephone. Okay. Here it is.

Ashley Madison website. Okay. Wow. Whoa. Wow. It's in the FAERS site. It's in the site for FAERS. I wonder if Mario's on this.

I don't know. You know what site I'm on? nurturing woman.com. Okay. No, this is a free gift over $20. Guess what? Spoiler alert. Your gift is caring. I don't see color.com slash nursing person.com. Okay. So Ramona's like, it's a site for men to have affairs. And Kristen's like, um, yeah, it was for married people. Yeah, it was. Well, that doesn't track like, okay, it doesn't track that you didn't Google it at all. Like why wouldn't you Google the site? So now Kristen has decided she's not going to win.

So now she's like, oh wait, you guys didn't know? Yeah, it's a site for married people to go have affairs. Now she was just like, what? Like I thought we already all knew that. Um, okay. I'm now past the, my truth portion of the night. I think the reason why she said you guys didn't know that because she was saying like, you're acting like it's crazy that I didn't Google it, but you guys didn't Google it. Oh, I think, I think that was my interpretation of her, of Kristin logic, but it also could be very much your interpretation too, or a mix of both.

Who knows? Um, and who cares really? I don't. So Ramona's like, well, you know what you said? She didn't know anything. He was on this site to have affairs. She goes, oh my God, I've explained this multiple times except that you haven't. You have not. You have said he didn't cheat on you. He went on there with to have affairs. She goes, oh my God, I've explained this multiple times, except that you haven't. You have not. You have said he didn't cheat on you. He went on there with a group of friends, blah, blah, blah. And Dorinda goes, no, you haven't seen,

you used to go to Durandia. I didn't care. We didn't know, didn't know. You did care. You did care. Which of course she did. Oh my God. Yeah.

Sonia's like, cause you know, Kristen, Kristen's, Kelly's like, your heart sinks. Like if your heart doesn't sink, you don't care. So then Sonia's like, cause you know, Kristen's, Kelly's like, your heart sinks. Like if your heart doesn't sink, you don't care. So Sonia's like, yeah, we just want to bond with you and then just be more intimate. So if you'd like to cry now, that'd be a great time to do it. So Kelly's like, yeah, I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You don't have emotion right now. How do you not have emotion? You're just like a fan and a host with no emotion all at once. Okay. Again, Kelly, you know what? Don't talk to her like that, okay? She's just yeah,

but you don't have emotion and if it was me, my heart would sink. Yeah, well that's you Kelly, and everybody's you crazy pants, okay? And so Kristen's like Kelly, how long were you married here? And then Luann just goes to the side to Dorinda. She goes, Dorinda, she goes Dorinda, put down your hands. They're pointing because Dorinda is doing the Kelly. Now you just tie them up. Directing like Jetsons traffic. Just like Dorinda is like, you're doing loopty loops, you're going to be in the black. You got to tie it up. So Kelly is like, I was married for 11 years, just I just find it odd how you handle things. And Kristen goes, um, could someone help me here, Dorinda?

Dorinda is like, all right, well, I wish I could help you, but Luanne has literally tied up my hands under the table. So Kelly's like, I've never heard a woman outside of Hillary Clinton say, I don't care about an affair. And Dorinda goes, that's not what she said, Kelly. You do have a way of making her a simpleton. And I'm not gonna, I'm not diving with that, okay? How would you like it if I said, Kelly, you do have a way of making her a simpleton. And I'm not diving with that, OK?

How would you like it if I said, I just watched Scary Island, and you're nuts, and you're crazy? By the way, I just watched Scary Island, and you're nuts, and you're crazy, OK? Yeah, listen, I'm not doing that because it's hurtful right now. But in about two minutes, I'm going to, OK? We're all multifaceted people. I mean, look at all the faces I can make.

And just one second. So what you're saying is that any woman that's been cheated on should just be like, it's fine. Is that what you're saying right now? There you go, she's simplifying it again. She said it was hard, so it was difficult, but she chose to say that's what she decided, that's what she's saying.

So Sonia is scratching her neck with her knife because it's on you. And Chris was like, well, I chose to stay at home and work on my kids and work on my marriage. Cause like, you know, what's the opposite? I became a model and I got my degree and I went back after fucking scary Island and I got my MBA. So I'm so sorry about you and your whole year of the doubt and you put your family together. Well, I raised my family on my own and I don't have a Josh. I did it on my own with just a man worth hundreds of millions of dollars probably. So I don't appreciate you saying how amazing you are because like that is an offense. That is an offense to single mothers

everywhere. What are you talking about? Nobody is criticizing you as a mother, except for some shitty comments I just made. But I only made those shitty comments because you're like, I did everything on my own. I mean, give me a fucking break, you know, but nobody's talking about you. Kirsten's like, I never said any of that, Kelly. Yes, you did. You said that. Oh, I didn't get my education because I was provided for my husband. I got my education when I was 20 years old because I had to, um, to be a model. Kristen literally never said anything about your education.

Also a majority of people got their education at around 20 years old too. That's like literally how the college system works. I had to go to college from 18 to 22. How about that? Because I had to. Kelly's like, I'm not angry at her, I'm angry at women like you who talk like that. You do a disservice to all working women. And Kristen's like, oh my God, what does this have to do with anything? So Luanne's like, I mean, maybe Kelly's looking at this like a mirror. I wasn't able to work out my marriage, so Kristen was, and now I hate her. And so Terinda's like, would you be happier if she just left and broke up her family?

Is that what would make you happy? Cause then I see it would make me kind of happy. Ooh, caviar, caviar. In the middle of all this fighting, Luanne's like caviar, caviar's arrived. So then Kelly's like, okay, why don't you just tell us Dorinda, because, oh, because Dorinda goes, what's the point, Kelly? And she goes, why don't you tell us? You're sitting there listening to it. You know, what you're saying seems nutty, seems real nuts. Oh, crazy. Why? Kelly starts going crazy, wild, kooky, right? She's,

yeah, well, I just watched Scary Island well I just want scary alien part two okay part two oh yeah all right Kelly goes oh yeah well why don't you have another Cosmo Dorinda which I am shocked that Dorinda did not just start yelling at Kelly at that point. I love that Kelly's not afraid of Dorinda. Listen is Kelly in that case yes but I think again she's it's pretty clear what she's saying here. She's like, it sucks that your man cheated on you and here you go, right back to your fucking husband for the money. When, you know, I don't think it's fair of Kelly to say it. I don't think it's fair to tell somebody that. I mean, a lot of people's, we don't know what's going on in someone else's

marriage. And for whatever reason she decided to work it out, that's up to her. You know what I mean? It's none of Kelly's fucking business. But I do understand what she's saying. Like I understand the logic of what she's saying. And everyone's like, what? You're crazy. And Dorinda's saying, you're crazy. That's crazy. It's Scary Island Part Two. Okay? Cause I watched Scary Island Part Two. Right now at the table. So I liked that Kelly was was like fuck off drunk drunk is like oh you want to make comments you want to drop comments is that what you want to do i mean jorinda you've been after me all day like caviar is there anyone want some caviar it's at the table rich people food anyone anyone want some caviar listen i set a match and now the fight and now this is what you do kelly he's like oh i set a match and now the fight and now this is what you do. Kelly is like, Oh, I said a match and now the house is on fire.

What happened? What happened? That's what you do, Kelly. Kelly, you know what? Don't run your Bluestone Manor bullshit on me. Which was funny. But also for as much as Kelly talks about how she's not a quote unquote fan, like she's like, Oh Kelly, uh, Kristen's the one who's watched all these shows. Kristen's the one who's not a quote unquote fan like she's like oh Kelly uh Kristen's the one who's watched

all these shows Kristen's the one who's such a fan here comes Kelly dropping a reference to Bluestone Manor okay that is kind of fanning it to me hmm so um Ramona goes ding ding ding okay ding ding ding I'm gonna make a toast and then it's like oh my god we don't eat carbs at this table Ramona and stop dinging the glass like that you You're gonna break it here break it into the caviar We paid a lot of money for this caviar. I'm not gonna have charge of your fucking glass in it So you know what calm voices? Okay, so I'm gonna get interjection. Nobody wants that. Okay as the people in Colombia Okay, really girls you're not being very mature. I going to get interjection. Nobody wants that. Okay. Ask the people in Columbia. Okay. Really girls, you're not being very mature.

I have something I'd like to add to that. Shit. I lost my train of thought because I'm eating caviar, which is something she literally said. She literally said I lost my train of thought because I'm eating caviar. Listen, I think that we need to respect Kristen's choice. Okay? And Kelly goes, I agree. I agree. Okay. So, Kristen's like, I just want to say, like, it's been, oh no, Kristen, I just want to say, it's been like eight years therapy. It's been very upsetting. It's been very embarrassing and upsetting. And I decided to stay with my husband because I love my husband. And then I goes, well, cheers for that. Jesus Christ. Finally. I'm not done. I mean, I thought you guys wanted me to talk about it.

I just started my monologue. Cheers. Cheers. Oh my God. You went to therapy? Like, I mean, okay, I appreciate that. I didn't know. I didn't know. Oh, why would you know? Why would you know? It truly is like a thing on these shows. Like, once, like people just want to see that other people experience pain. So Kelly's like saying that she just wants to bond

with Kristin and get to know her better. And she just wants Kristin to say, that life sucked and she went through a hard time. You know what? Okay, you know what? I'm listening to Kristin and here's what she's saying. What she said was, I'm strong. I know who I am.

I know my husband loves me. I believe in our relationship. And I know about this bullshit. And you know what? I don't care because I know what I have and I'm not gonna lose it, okay? And they're all like, yay. My name is Beatrice.

Heard it loud. Now this is what Kristen said. Now could someone tell me who's Kristin? So she goes, you know what? I know what it's like when someone's straight. Okay. You're not just going to walk away. You're going to try to work it out.

And they're like, yeah. So they all get like what it's like being with piece of shit men, you know, so they cheers her for still being with her man, even though they are left. And so now they decide to do some more awkward dance scenes and just start getting up on the chairs and dancing. And Ramona's like, you know what, we're at the hottest place where they know to dance on chairs. Okay. That's what everybody's going to do. Okay. I hope that my friend gives me about 20 20 18 year olds to take home with me. Well Yeah, because Sonya's hell off to the side draping herself on Jordan the waiter like oh god They're so uptight aren't they you know who's not uptight me. I know it's the opposite of uptight loose

You get what I'm saying. He's like, oh god, it's gross. So they're uptight. I'm down loose So now they are dancing it's the third it's like the third time so far they've been like god They're uptight. I'm down loose. Got it? So now they are dancing. It's like the third time so far they've been like, guys, let's dance. So they're dancing and dancing and dancing. And then most of them leave to go home but Luan and Ramona stay because they're going to pick up some guys at the petite plage. And then housewives after Doc. Dorinda's in the pool giggling and She's parting with Kristen, right or did Kristen go to bed. I just know Chris. No Kelly went to bed, but the rest of them go out there and

They're all like Kristen's topless. Sonia's naked Dorinda has is like She's she's closed but she's like in her, like bra or whatever. So they're all frolicking giggle. It brings us to the end of the real housewives ultimate girls trip real housewives of New York legacy. So funny. I can't wait for the next episode. We'll have another one or two episodes.

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