Watch What Crappens - #2534 Crappy Hour Live 8/26/24: Brandi Releases a Video, Tom Girardi Takes the Stand, and Bethenny is Still Freaking Out Over Chicken Salad
Episode Date: August 27, 2024This week in @BravoTV News: Brandi releases a very damaging (?) video in her case against the network, Tom Girardi takes the stand, Ariana's brother is arrested, and Bethenny freaks out over ...chicken salad. Again. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT! Join us on Patreon for our video recaps, bonus episodes and a Trailer Trash preview of Hulu's upcoming "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Chimp crazy. Yeah, we were recapping Chimp crazy a little bit before this. How'd your
life run after that?
It was great. I had some lunch. I worked on my my sub stack. It's a nice afternoon and
now back here to talk some, you know,
what's going on in the world of Bravo, et cetera. What about you?
What did you do this afternoon?
Not I didn't do jack shit.
I ate some ice cream cause I've still got some ice cream from Jenny's ice
cream. So I really concentrated on ice cream.
It's an ice cream forward afternoon. It was delicious. But today,
guess what we're doing? We're going over some Bravo news. If you are on YouTube,
we can see your comments over here and we should be streaming to Instagram live.
You know, I don't know if we are. Maybe we'll check that out.
We've got some little stuff to open up while we wait people to wait for people
to join us. Ali is engaged. Jill's Aaron's daughter, Ali got engaged.
It's a big one. The big one, the big ones, you know,
showing off that that ring all over the internet. So that's good. Congrats, Ali.
Yeah, congrats. You know,
I'm not seeing it as being live on watch where crap ends right now,
but maybe have to reload. Does anyone else see it as live on,
on Instagram? I should say, cause I am not even talk about it.
It looks like it's live to me and that's all we're going to do about it.
Cause you know what? Well, stopping crap. Okay. That's it. Okay, great, great. You know what?
I thought Chimp Crazy was called Chin Crazy.
I thought it was gonna be about Bethany
because she's got a chin.
That's it, I'm sorry, okay?
You know what?
So does she really need another show?
Well, it's crazy that Ali Shapiro is engaged.
I mean, here we saw her grow up before our eyes.
I mean, it won't be long before Gia's gonna be engaged,
I'm sure. engaged I'm sure
and I'm sure Avery will find someone who loves her although it'll be hard to
compete I don't know if she'll be able to find a man who's as handsome as my
man Mary okay? Netting him in competition but I look younger Avery looks older okay?
It's gonna be really hard at the wedding cuz Avery's gonna be walking down the
aisle and everybody's gonna say whoa look at the wedding because Avery's gonna be walking down the aisle and everybody's gonna say,
whoa, look at the mother of the bride.
Why is she wearing a wedding dress?
It's so tacky.
Because if I'm gonna look younger,
then they're gonna say, read your own vows.
I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna say, here's my vow.
I look gold, you look young, I look young, you look gold.
I look young, you look gold.
Gay.
So Allie is, well, I guess there was a video of Allie with her now fiance, Jordan Billfield. So she's gonna be Allie is, I guess there was a video of Allie
with her now fiance, Jordan Billfield.
So she's gonna be Allie Shapiro Billfield.
Who's this Jordan Billfield?
Is his name Billfield?
Jordan Billfield.
Yeah, Billfold.
Jordan Billfold.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I feel like that's not the strongest last name.
Is it bad to judge somebody's last name? I don't think you that. I don't know. I feel like that's not the strongest last name. Is it bad to judge somebody's last name?
I don't think you can help your last name.
Jordan Bilfold, let's go over his LinkedIn.
Oh, I have to sign in.
Girl, I don't have a LinkedIn.
I took that shit down.
Why would I have a LinkedIn?
Dynamic and results-oriented with a proven track record of driving success through, oh
God, through Seymour.
Oh, it's making me sign in.
God. Let's do a quick security check., it's making me sign in, God.
Let's do a quick security check.
I'm not doing this with you, LinkedIn.
Just show me the business on Jordan Belfold.
Jordan Belfold, you know that Ali, in about 30 years,
will be leaving lots of voicemails that are like,
hello, this is Ali Shapiro Belfold,
and I'm calling about the reservation for tonight.
Can we add another person to it?
Thank you so much, you can call me. Again The name is Ali Shapiro Bilfeld. Now I want to his Instagram. Let me
tell you, he likes to wear sunglasses. He's in sunglasses a lot. I think he's a sunglasses
forward person. He, I think proposed in the Amalfi coast or on the Amalfi coast because there's like
vacation pictures of them under signs that say Amalfi. And, you know, in front of that. Now, let me tell you, this is a couple who
must really be in love because to get engaged in a town built only of stairs, I mean, that's a lot
of swamp butt. That's a lot. That's like really...
They travel the world.
It's like being with somebody and being like, I love you despite your swamp butt, you know,
let's get married. And then she's celebrating their marriage,
their engagement picture is her, they're kissing
and they're doing, I guess, portrait style.
So they're blurred in the background kissing
and then her hand has her ring,
like right in the camera like that.
And it looks violent.
I'm just gonna say it looks mean.
It looks like she's being like, fuck you, I got someone.
Who do you have?
Loser.
So I feel like she's like trying to start a fight.
Yeah. She's, you know what? Ali's come a long way in this world by the, like overall, this guy has a,
I would say relatively inoffensive Instagram. I'm actually kind of surprised. I thought it would be
just like awful. And it's like, you know, it's like a guy, it's like a, it's like a, it's just like a very normal person with an Instagram of nice
locations. I can't stand, I can't stand that.
He might,
I think he might have a light inside kind of guy because he's always in
sunglasses. Like literally, um, you don't like the ring.
No, I just,
I hate photos where people just throw their ring
into the camera.
I just think it's so obnoxious.
Like, I don't know why we accept that as a society.
Like it's so tacky to me.
Wouldn't be like in this case especially.
Doesn't that feel like a fucking ghost?
Yeah, well it feels like she's about to smack me.
First of all, back of my hand.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Like she's about to backhand me with the fucking ring.
I like it.
Congratulations on getting married.
Like why do you have to be so violent?
You know, like what I-
Her ring looks like, you know when a spider has babies
and it has like an egg attached to its butt,
it's walking around with a big white Q-tip.
But that's what her ring looks like to me.
Big old spider egg butt.
Big old spider egg butt.
Well, maybe she's doing it
because he's always in sunglasses.
So she's like, look, this is the ring.
Can you see it?
Can you see it, Balfold?
I also feel like what I want from Jordan
is I need some in-between months from him
because all his photos are either like,
it's summer or like it's winter now.
And now it's summer again.
It's only summer and snow.
There's nothing in between with him.
Yeah, well, you know, he's a dramatic,
he's a dramatic all or nothing kind of a person.
He's like, do you wanna never date again? Or do you want to get married right now in
the Amalfi Coast? He only has two seasons. And I think we need to see some fall and spring
from him. It looks like he's a stick it person. He's got maybe a company or at least he's
working a booth for a company. And it's called stick it. And it's charging your phone made
easy. So I don't know. He's a stick it mobile, you know?
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it mobile.
I do see he has a lot of hashtags stick it going on here.
Well, that's what he's done.
He's stick it.
He did a stick it on the finger.
I don't see the stuck it on the finger.
He has, look, for some reason it drives me nuts.
All his photos are like hot summer photos.
The photos are not hot, but like it's hot weather shorts,
t shirts, Ali's husband already. Okay, you horned on and then all
of a sudden it's snowy mountains and I just really into a guy
with broken pupils. Okay, so let's move on to our next story,
which is buying Beverly Hills has been canceled by Netflix,
buying Beverly Hills suffering the dreaded Netflix
two season curse, which I'm absolutely not shocked by.
And here's why, I didn't really ever watch it.
I just watched one episode and I couldn't take it
because especially, I think it's Alexia
who talks just like Kyle.
She talks like a mini Kyle and I couldn't take it.
I had to turn it off.
And it was, I think I remember describing it
as homely people in love, I think was my logline.
It was like homely people pretending they're in real estate
and like having inter-office romances,
but like they're none of the ones you wanna hear about.
You know what I mean?
It's always like the guy who steals everyone's lunch,
who's boning somebody,
and you don't wanna hear about that guy, you know?
That was on the show.
So gotcha.
Yeah, I watched like,
I watched one or two episodes of the first season and I hated it.
And I was like, I'm never going to watch this. Cause I also like,
my hot take is that I don't think that Netflix does reality TV very well by
and large. And so watching a Netflix version of,
of like actually their own show, Selling Sunset was Selling Sunset.
It's like one of the few Netflix reality shows that I really, really enjoy.
Um, but watching this own, like this weird derivative version of it, I just didn't really get lift off with me.
But then I heard that season two was really good. I had like multiple people were like, yo, season one sucked, but you have to watch season two.
But I think that it came out at a time when we had a million shows on Bravo.
So I just wasn't able to ever watch it. And now it's done and I'm okay with that.
I don't think I need any of those daughters on my TV.
Everyone's saying, right? Ryan Serhant show buying New York or buying,
buying New York, I think it's called was really good or is really good.
It's still on. It's currently on.
Everyone's saying that that one's really, really, really good.
I hated it. Really good. You hated it.
Well, I just think that again, he is, he's such a bad actor.
Like I can't do reality shows where you're the star is a bad actor.
Like, you know, I can't do something where it's like, hold on.
I have to go.
Like are, are you serious right now?
I've got a big deal and I can't believe that you are talking to me right now because I
have to be on the phone with a deal
that's about to close.
I'm like, just act better, please,
so he can sell me the fantasy.
I just think that, like, I don't know,
I think I just have a problem with him.
I'm sorry to be such a negative person
on these shows today, but it's just, it's not for me.
Well, Ryan is kind of a douchebag,
and he's really cute and everything.
And I think you're kind of supposed to be a douchebag
on these shows, but you know, they're douchebag forward. But yeah, he's a little much. Something he did went
viral a little while back. It was a wedding he went to in Dubai, and he's like, this wedding
is sick, guys. Look, this wedding cost $50 million, and you know it's all kind of built
on like slave labor and stuff. And it's like, look, there's fireworks that are actual dolphins being shot out of cannons
in the middle of the sky.
Isn't that sick?
It's a week long wedding.
And it just kept going on and on
with like all the ridiculous things they spent money on.
And the video going viral,
whoever posted this video didn't even know who he was.
They were just like, look at this fucking douche bag.
It's like walking around the wedding being like,
look how expensive this thing is.
It's the most expensive shit I've ever seen in my life, you guys. There's so
much money spent at this wedding. It's like he's jizzing all over himself because so much
money was spent on every little thing. And it's like, I don't know, you know, like get
a hug, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah. Just your priceless guys. Okay. Dolphins coming out of fireworks are expensive, but
hugs are priceless. Yeah, I just have never been able to really like get behind Ryan Serhan.
Like maybe his architectural digest videos are better because he's not being so on.
He's just like being what like a proper realtor.
But like on Million Dollar Listing New York, I just always felt like he was
he was just such a bad actor.
Like you can't you can't let me see the scenes of your reality show.
I know it's fake, but you can't like,
you have to like do it,
it has to be like professional wrestling.
You have to convince me
that there's an actual story going on
because otherwise I'm not gonna be happy.
Well, in other news,
Tamra, Tamra Barney, judge, Tamra Judge
of Real Housewives of Orange County, bitch,
went on Two Tees and a Pod, which is her podcast,
and Melissa was on there. And Teddy, I'm reading this literally directly from Reddit,
so thank you guys. Teddy asked if Melissa knew anything about the situation with Danielle
and her brother, and she said no. And then Tamara chimed in and said, someone DM'd me
that Danielle beat up her sister-in-law. Dun dun dun. So that's the rumor from Tamara,
who now, Tamara just spreading shit, even on other shows.
Like, they've let Tamara loose on every other show.
She's just loose, she's just getting,
she's just attacking every household.
She just says it, she just says it.
Yeah.
I believe it, by the way.
I believe that 100%.
They could say Danielle beat up anybody. I would believe it.
Like if there was like an ice cream truck driver
on her street that got beat up,
I would believe that Danielle did it.
Why not?
Yeah, no.
She 100% did, I believe.
And her story has never seemed to really add up
about why her brother will not talk to her at all.
It's not just, and she was just like,
yeah, so I just made fun of him on Instagram.
You know, I do impersonations, I mock people.
It's funny, he just didn't like it.
And all of a sudden doesn't want me anymore.
Doesn't add up.
Yeah.
Someone said, Ryan Sturhant is hot,
but he needs to take off about 30 bracelets.
And also his hair these days is doing weird things.
I don't know what his hairstyle is,
but it needs to be adjusted.
I like that, I like that judging.
So I saw a guy today, I think his name is like
a real husband or a jersey or something.
First of all, this guy's so fucking gorgeous.
I don't know if anybody's seen this video
I'm about to talk about.
Hell, you know what, let me just open it
because then I could say his real name
and tell you just, I don't even care if you like, like the story that I'm about to talk about. Here, you know what, let me just open it because then I could say his real name and tell you just, I don't even care if you like the story that I'm about to
say because it's really a nothing story. I'm only bringing it up because this guy's like,
unbelievably hot. I can't take it. His name is the real Bravo Dad on TikTok. And he talks like this.
He keeps moving his hand right by his head to make a point. And it looks kind of like he's about to
hit you too. Like, there's a lot of violent stuff online today in today's show, but he's really hot, Ben. Look at the link.
Ben Knoll I see him. No, I'm already there.
He is really, he's gorge.
Jared Make him bigger.
Ben Knoll So, I mean, his eyebrows, like his hair, everything.
I just see his hair's great.
Jared Yeah.
Ben Knoll So, this video is basically, is one of those TikToks where he acts like he's got new
influence. Look how he's talking so emphatically. He's like, let me tell you about what I heard today.
You guys are not going to believe this.
This is absolutely mind breaking, ball busting,
unbelievable shit I'm about to tell you.
Brace yourself.
If you got a car seat, put your kid in the car seat,
tie your kid up tight because you know what this is,
you're about to crash the car.
You're about to crash the car from what I'm about to tell you.
So Evan, you know the storyline that Evan cheated.
Margaret hears this rumor.
She tells Joe, Joe tells Joe,
Judeus, Joe Judeus eventually tells Teresa.
Teresa blows it up.
It's this rumor that Evan cheated.
Well, apparently everyone, he gets away with it.
How did he get away with it?
I don't know, but Joe Gorga at his comedy show and the Q&A tells everybody that actually happened. It actually
happened, guys. Evan actually cheated. Joe Gorga said it is comedy show there. You heard it here
first. You heard the news here. I was like, you made me sit here through this. And that was your,
that was your huge news. Yeah, that's wild.
Also, I feel like there would be video proof of that.
I guarantee there'd be someone who filmed Joe Gorgas
saying that.
I'm a little surprised.
It's not that I don't believe it,
but I just feel like if someone who's
going to a Joe Gorgas comedy show
is probably whipping out their cell phone
and recording everything he's saying.
I think that maybe you just stop. You know what I mean? I think that's maybe one of those
things where you're like, oh my god, I'm in a Joe Gorga show, I'm going to record. And then you
realize what a waste of gigabytes that is after a couple of his jokes. His jokes. And then you just
put away your phone. I mean, I think if there's any show to just put your phone away at, it's a Joe Gorga comedy show. I've got to say, I've got to guess.
Yeah. I mean, there is like an element where like you don't want to have any sort of like
photographic proof that you're at it. So you just sort of keep your phone in your pocket.
Like just hopefully the last thing you need is to like start recording and like your voice
gets on camera laughing. And everyone's like, wait a second, did Ben just go to a joke or a comedy show on his own?
Ed like it?
Have to hide under a rock.
Ari, and some bigger news,
Tom Girardi testified in his fraud trial.
And you know, he claims he has dimension stuff
and he really played it up for the courts.
Now, that said, he is old as hell.
I mean, Tom is very old.
He's aged a lot since all
of this happened. And who knows what he even remembers now. But he did have to go take
the stand. And the former head, this is from page six, the former head of the now-defunct
Girardi & Keyes law firm who's being sued for allegedly embezzling $15 million from
his clients emphatically denied any wrongdoing.
The last thing I would do would be to take someone's money,
he said.
I wouldn't think of it.
He reportedly also repeated several times
during his testimony that he never gave himself a salary.
He's very Trumpian.
Yeah, and I love the photos they have.
I think it's hilarious.
This guy, they keep on putting him
in these oversized blazers, these ill-fitting khakis.
They just try to make him look like a disheveled clown off the street.
Like, I don't even know what's even a lawyer do. How does even anyone do this?
I couldn't steal money because I don't even know how to use a belt.
It's funny, the manipulation they're trying. Well, and he does look, I mean, listen, I act like, oh, I'm so cynical.
I don't believe anything I read.
I literally believe everything I read.
You know that.
And so I read this and I'm like, well, maybe he is suffering from that because he does
look like it, but he's gained a lot of weight and this isn't to body shame him.
It's just that he has gained like a ton of weight doing whatever he's doing and wherever he is. And they're still putting oversized coats. Like they're having to go buy new
coats to make them look oversized. And that's what you see. Like, oh, come on, man. Come on. I see you,
Thomas. I see. Yeah, I mean, he I mean, both things can be true. He could be, you know,
like in the throes of dementia or Alzheimer's, and he could have conned a lot of people out of money,
but I don't, I don't know.
I think that the con started before, you know,
there was mental deterioration.
Yeah, but he did it.
Let's see what else they said.
When asked about missing settlement funds
in the case of Joe Rio Gomez,
a young man who was badly burned due to a gas line,
he said he never lied about how much
his former client was owed. I wouldn't have said that. I didn't intentionally ever tell anyone the wrong thing,
presumably in his baby voice, which we've heard on voicemails. And Girardi reportedly
then explained that he was told Rio Gomez allegedly had a really bad drug problem and claimed
the judge on the young man's case was very strict to say, you got to space the money out. Yeah.
I don't think it's just being a good person.
Yeah. I don't think it's up to the lawyer to decide what the client does with the
money. You don't just, you're not like mom. You're not like a,
it's not a conservative conservatorship or whatever. Like the guy's owed money.
If he wants to blow it all on blow, then he blows it all on blow. But yeah, that does not,
does not sound right at all.
Yes.
The IRS records showed that money from Rio Gomez was almost immediately spent on
paying back to our, these old clients is at clients is sorry. That was a,
that was a Teresa's quote. I wasn't about to go quote,
stealing money. he says.
And then he stole a lot of money.
The estranged husbands of Real Housewives of Beverly star Erika Jayne reportedly testified.
Obviously, we didn't know about it.
He later said in the hearing per the report, I didn't know very much, but he was very
clear in stealing millions of dollar.
Wait, what?
Although Girardi was found competent to stand trial, he reportedly demonstrated
some signs of memory loss on Thursday. When asked if he recalled Rio Gomez's testimony,
he said no. And then his lawyer asked about his former longtime assistant, Charlene, testifying
earlier in the week, and he reportedly answered, no, I didn't see that, which he did see it.
And then finally, when Cross asked his client to say his name, he answered, I didn't see that, which he did see it. And then finally, when Cross asked his client to say his name,
he answered, I don't know.
Bad, mean, terrible.
It's one of those.
Wow.
He also said that he thought his firm was still open.
So yeah, I guess we'll see what happens with the ongoing and seemingly never
ending saga of Tom Girardi, but it seems like he really is
not in a good place, but you know, people need to get their money back, so.
Yes.
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Okay. What else? What do you have going on over there?
Well, the big thing that got people into a tizzy a few days ago, Sheena and Lala being
given the bat signal to replace Jax on the Valley. The audience does not like this. It
was like right away we put up a poll, are you in favor of this? Everyone in the Bravo
sphere seems to be livid about this, which is funny. It's funny to, I mean,
I also am not a big fan of it either. I think that like, they need to stay on Vanderpump rules,
but it's, it's funny the implication that people would rather have Jax than Sheena and Lala
together. And yeah, I mean, I would, wouldn't you? I mean, look, it's not that I don't like Sheena
and Lala. They're already on their own show. They need to not be on this. This show's already good. And it pisses me off because Bravo doesn't listen. Like, Bravo sends people these
emails that are polls and they make you go through this whole questionnaire about what you want from
Bravo and they just don't listen. I feel like the audience pretty clearly said during the show,
don't bring other people on this show. Doesn't need it. The show's already good. Everyone knows
that La La and Sheena have been circling
this show like hungry fucking dogs, you know?
They already know it.
We've known it for a year.
They bought houses right in the Valley.
Like that's not a coincidence that they just,
there's a hit show and then Sheena and Lala,
who think their show might be dying soon,
go buy a house in the Valley suddenly.
I mean, we all knew that they were gonna try it
and the audience has been saying no for over a year. So what does Bravo do?
Guess what? We're going to bring Sheena and Lala on. Come on.
Yeah. I would rather them actually just cultivate new people, like new talent,
like quote unquote talent,
then just recycle people from Vanderpump rules. And in fact,
if you're going to use Sheena and Lala,
I'd rather you just start working on getting a new season of Vanderpump rules
up. I don't think we need to shuttle them back and forth from show to show. And also,
by the way,
the Valley has enough stuff going on with it that if Jax has to like step away
to go to rehab slash, you know,
improve his image for three weeks and he's already out by the way,
then I think that like the cast is strong enough that he can step away for a
moment and they can film without him.
It's okay.
Amy in the chat says,
the audience doesn't always know what they want.
They also didn't want the show in the first place.
Not a terrible point, okay?
Yeah.
Well, you know, on one hand, we're always saying,
don't let the audience dictate every single thing.
But then, you know, I use it as a criticism too.
But by audience, I mean me. Like, let's face it,
I just don't need Lala spouting off on another fucking show. I just don't need it. Okay? I've
already had enough. She's boring enough on her own show. Now she needs two. Why do we get two of her?
Pete Slauson Yeah.
And –
David Plylar How many peri-A parties can you throw? Also, another thing I don't like about this is,
you know, they're going to team up against Kristin. This show is Kristin's show. And I don't like all
these girls on this show trying to oust Kristen. You've already got Janet
and Michelle doing it, and now you're gonna have the addition of Lala and Sheena doing it. And I
don't like it. You see them posting with all these girly things without Kristen. I don't like it.
This is Kristen's show. Cut the shit. And also Sheena and Lala, I like them in the context of
Vanderpump Rules,
like that they should be on that show because there's like a certain artifice about them
that matches Vanderpump Rules.
Like Vanderpump Rules is the show where a bunch of people who are no ones were waiting
or like actual like waiters and waitresses out of restaurant hoping to hit it big in
Hollywood and you know, they've technically hit it big because they're on a hit show,
but ultimately, but eventually like really what it's about is like they're always kind of trying
to like reinvent themselves for the camera and come up with sort of very much like reality stars
and the Valley is the same thing. But there's like a little bit more at least at this point in the
show, there's like a little bit more of an authenticity with the Valley because a lot
of people on that show, it's like their first time at the rodeo, they don't know what they're doing. And so there's like, there's like a little bit more of a raw
energy, even though you have like Brittany and JX and Kristen. And I don't know, I just don't want
too many pros, reality TV pros coming onto the Valley. I feel like it's really special that we
have so many people that really don't know how they're coming off on TV, if that makes sense.
Well, the news from today,
there's some Valley news that's been coming out
from the blast.
Oh gosh, there's a pop-up in my way.
Get out of here, you damn plump plump.
Jax Taylor is making a fresh start
following his rehab stint,
and his first stop is a stylish haircut
with pal and fellow The Valley cast member, Daniel Bucu.
I think it's interesting that they're calling it
a rehab stint because it was like a mental health facility before, so I guess they just dropped that, or maybe the blast
is just not going along with that. But he does plan to return to filming and he's getting haircut,
guys. I mean, there's even pictures of Jack getting haircut. Yeah. Taylor made a notable
reappearance following the stint in inpatient getting hair cut. Yeah. Taylor made a notable reappearance following
the stint in inpatient treatment for mental health.
Whoops, made a mistake that slip up,
stepping in with a new look.
On Thursday, he was at Dapper Dave's Barber Lounge
at getting a sleek haircut with Daniel.
So there you go.
Well, nothing will fast track a rehab recovery
like hearing that your job may be taken
by two of your former
core stars. All of a sudden it's like, no, I'm fine. I'm good. I don't have to touch
alcohol ever again. I think I'm good. I think I don't have to be here anymore. Okay. Bye
everyone. Free Diet Cokes at Jax's of Studio City. Okay. Bye. Bye bye.
This sentence is killing me. The day reportedly began with him renting a Ford pickup truck
from enterprise, setting the tone for the day. What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
You know, wasn't sure what sort of day it was going to suck because he was renting a Ford from
enterprise. And Jax is the sort of person that would rent a pickup truck when he like lives in,
you know, the valley where he does not need a pickup truck. It's flat, flat and more flat.
And it's a grid. There's no, he's not building any buildings. He doesn't need that thing,
but of course he goes and rents a Ford pickup truck as soon as he gets out of
rehab.
Yeah. I need to get that big truck. Can I say,
I know that everybody's dying to know our thoughts on this.
His haircut is adorable. It looks very, very,
it's very nice. And he's really holding onto that hair. Do you think that that,
cause it's going in the back, we saw the bald spot in the back,
because I remember I was elated, just because, you know, bald people love seeing other future
bald people.
It's like we know we'll have someone to hang out with at a party because, you know,
haired people tend to avoid bald people because they're afraid that they're going to catch
it.
And, you know, maybe you can't, maybe I did catch it from some fucking some looking motherfuckers. I don't know. But it's embarrassing. So it's nice to see when someone
else goes bald because you're like, maybe someone else there's someone else to talk
to me at a party.
Don't worry, Ronnie, I have a nice big bald spot growing in the back of my head. So
finally, you'll start talking to me at parties. Okay, so then in other Valley news, Brittany Cartwright, earlier on, this is from The Sun,
moving on.
Brittany Cartwright seen moving out of her marital home with Jax Taylor after going on
flirty dates with mystery men.
And of course, The Sun was sure to get as unflattering a photo as possible of poor Brittany
here.
This is just so rude.
This is, you know, tabloids are just nasty,
nasty folks sometimes. And they have Brittany.
Didn't she call them in the first place? I mean, who the hell's sitting outside Brittany's house?
Is that a thing?
I don't know. But they take, you know, when they take, when the paparazzi take photos,
they snap like a thousand photos at a time. And the fact that they chose this really unflattering
angle of hers, so mean. So yeah, she's moving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Jax, Jax is 45.
Wow, not realize.
Her, she's getting help from her mother, Sherry,
who is wearing the same color she likes to wear
on her lips, cream colored.
And Sherry has a cute little ribbed jogging outfit,
like ribbed sweater jogging outfit.
I'm so jealous of people who can
wear those. I just think they're so cute. I have too many lines on my body. So earlier this month,
she was spotted at Jaxxie's Studio City, the bar her husband opened in October 2023.
She was spotted smiling while chatting with the mystery man and she wore a sexy denim romper.
She stood close to the man who leaned into her as they talked and rested a hand on the back of the chair
she was sitting on. Well, holy mother! Is he gonna fuck Britney or the chair? Stay tuned!
Well, Britney and the same man were sitting chatting outside the bar as well, and the
Valley Coasters were set to continue filming their show separately amid reports of not
being able to be in the same room.
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and she accessorized with some sunglasses. And nothing says strength like a butt in your hair
with sunglasses while you're running your errands.
Someone in the chat says,
there's no such thing as a sexy denim romper.
I think that's a fair theory.
That's a very fair theory.
Oh really?
Do we need to bring Leon on as a guest to refute this?
Because I'll do it.
Meg in the comments also says,
isn't Sherry on Cameo now?
Is that true?
Is Sherry making a splash on Cameo? Yes, Sherry is on Cameo now? Is that true? Is Sherry making a splash on Cameo?
Yes, Sherry is on Cameo.
I saw that too.
What happened for her?
Yeah.
Oh, you know who else is on Cameo?
Joe Giudice.
So Joe Giudice made a video where he's like, hey, you know what?
Hey, you know, Sue, Sue, who cares?
This is me, Joe Giudice.
Do you care?
I don't fucking care.
But you know what?
You want a video for something? Like
what you want it for? You know, you want it for a birthday. You want it for like your
birthday. You want it for like an anniversary. You want it for like some pep talks. You want
pep talks? Call me. You want to shave your back? I'll help you out. Give you some tips.
I'm Joe. Hey, it's Joe. I just want to say congratulations to you and I hope to anyone who just recently got
into a car wreck that you're able to get to your father-in-law's very quickly and take
down about six shots of whiskey.
Good luck.
Yeah.
So while Brittany gathered her belongings on Wednesday, Jax was spotted getting a haircut.
Oh my God, this haircut really is making all the news.
It's really like that.
That's how you call them.
Literally, who cares if Jack's got a haircut?
It's now in two different online publications, okay?
Oh, there's a cute picture of Brittany.
I don't think there's taking any cute pictures
in this outfit, though.
She's wearing jogging pants that are like wide.
It's fair.
Bottoms?
What are they?
Bell bottom, jogging pants, girls?
Just stop it.
It's a rough one.
It's a rough one for her.
I am really excited for the new season of the valley
I mean it was so good and I'm excited to see how which ones are more ridiculous in season two
I predict that Zach will be a monster
I think that he is he will have watched himself on TV and he's gonna be like this is what the people want
So this is what I'm gonna give them John it
But I think others will be good speaking by the way of this whole thing
The world of the valley and Vanderbilt rules Ariana's brother got arrested
Wow, what a dumbass things are really going downhill for this guy, you know, I don't think they were ever
Really uphill. Oh
There were like a decent there were well, it was at like a decent sort of like level.
Has there ever been good news about Jeremy Manix?
I don't think we've ever read one piece of good news
about this guy, never, not one single damn time.
First it started with him kind of going anti-Ariana
and siding with Tom and being like,
well, if Arianna doesn't want me talking about what I know,
she better call me back. And then, you know, all this stuff. And then he hates her because she
doesn't like his girlfriend who's like much older than him or something and maybe newly divorced
or something. She doesn't approve, so there's a fight over that. And then he's going to hang
out with Tom and being sure to get it all on Instagram just to get some attention for it. And now this idiot is arrested for not only weed possession,
okay? Like who doesn't possess a little weed? You know what I mean? 75 pounds of weed. He
tried to get, he tried to get through an airport. What a fucking moron in his luggage, in his
actual luggage. Oh my God, I can't. I don't understand people who do this. I always think back to when Michael Vick was busted. I
think it was Michael Vick who got busted going. He had weed in like shampoo and he got busted.
And I remember on Saturday Night Live, someone was like, why are you hiding the illegal thing
that you can't bring on an airplane in another illegal thing that you can't bring on an airplane in another
illegal thing that you can't bring on an airplane?
Like, I just don't understand people who make these choices.
Yeah, In Touch obtained the letter that Tanya, this is the mom, wrote as part of Jeremy's
motion to set bond.
Jeremy and his friend Jonah got into trouble back on February 16th.
I mean, that's a long
time for him to be waiting to get in trouble. But anyway, he got in trouble back in February
16th when traveling to Germany from the Orlando International Airport. He was going to Germany.
That makes it, you're going on an international flight with 75 pounds of weed. You fucking
moron.
Well, the first, the first problem was going into the Orlando airport in the first place,
my hell on earth MCL isn't an MCL MCO, whatever it is, that's already bad.
But it's also kind of funny to go into like the airport that is just like
nothing but Disney and children and no chewing gum. And he's like,
I'm going to bring 75 kilograms of marijuana
into the happiest airport place on earth.
What an absolute moron. So Jeremy was hit with a felony trafficking charge. So good
luck with that stupid.
Yeah. People don't mess around with like, that's not, that's not like getting a speeding
ticket in West Hollywood. That's a, that's a, that's a big boy charge. So good luck.
So I was closing that window to go back to the headlines page that we write
every week and it landed on this Jack's picture back in the Jack's article.
I think Jack's got some work done while he was in quote unquote rehab or
whatever, because he looks downright boyish here. Are you seeing this picture?
I saw that same point. I was like, he actually looked better.
It looked like whatever he got done in rehab was working well for him.
Yeah.
And I don't want people saying it's cause he wasn't drinking or doing drugs
cause I'm not drinking or doing drugs. I don't look like that. Okay.
People really give too much credit to stopping drinking and drugs. Right.
So I was promised a bill of goods that did not get delivered.
Yeah. I'm not even convinced he went to rehab in the first place.
So I'm not going to even say it's from like stopping drinking or drugs, et cetera.
And even if he did go to rehab, I'm also not convinced that he stopped drinking or doing drugs in rehab.
Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. I'm not convinced of anything ever except everything always.
Let's think about that, shall we? Okay.
Here's someone who's getting on my nerves
just because they have way too much exposure.
That's just too much.
Enough of this fucking guy.
This guy West from the summer house.
West is everywhere every day.
Every day I open it up
and there's some new story about West
and it's never that he did anything.
He's never fucking doing anything.
He's just getting press for it.
What is it?
Why is he getting so much press? Is it a PR person? Is it money? Do you think he just
knows people in the industry? Is he like in touch connected? Like what is that?
No, he works in media. So they all know each other. And so he, you know, obviously, you
know, word gets out. I mean, the fact that he had that whole spread in New York times, which was the, that was just the funniest thing.
The New York times did this master patorish spread on West and then the next week the reunion drops and all of the summer house audience turns on West because it turns out he's a douche bag, which you called all along that like, yeah, I don't know how he's getting, getting all these opportunities. It'll be interesting to see if he, how he will rehab his image this year on
summer house, cause he's the sort of guy that can do it.
It'll be interesting to see how he does it. But like a dating show, by the way,
why do we want to see a dating show from West?
If his whole thing is that he's like, he can't,
if he can't even like commit to Sierra,
then I just don't think there's any hope for him to commit with anyone.
So I don't even want to bother hope for him to commit with anyone. So
I don't even want to bother wasting my time watching him go through, go through the motions
just to improve his own image.
I want to see a show where he washes his hair. That's what I want the plot to be. I want
a plot to be a good bath for this guy. So the news is, this is according to Page Six,
who else? That's my question. The news is summer house star West Wilson breaks down new dating show with single
celebs on complex. What's complex?
Complex is the site that employs him.
What are you? I think he was, oh, no, I'm sorry. Was he hired?
He used to be on complex and then he went to Barstool sports or vice versa.
I think vice, I think vice versa. I think it's on Complex. Summerhouse star West
Wilson is hosting a new dating show that will feature him romancing female celebrities,
including Hoxhaw Girl. Is that how you pronounce that? Yeah. It's actually technically girl.
Is that what it is? Yes. That's her whole thing. What does she do? She's, she had a viral, she had a viral video. Like there was a moment,
she was being interviewed over the summer and she's basically like talking about
oral sex. She's like, this is what you gotta do. You gotta go.
And then you go in and people thought that was like the funnest thing ever.
And it became super viral and she blew up and she got signed by like UTA or
something or Gersh or CAA.
And she now makes the circuits and is like on call,
call me daddy or whatever. And that's just like, that's just life.
That's life. Yeah, you go. So good for her.
I hope she finds happiness. Wilson,
who rose to fame as a fan favorite on the Bravo reality series before facing
criticism for his breakup from costar, will challenge women to competitive dates
while talking about being single in the public eye.
Oh, God.
What does that mean?
So he's a professional now
on what it's like to date as a huge celebrity.
Give me a break, dude. You've had one season.
Competitive dates?
I don't even understand what that concept is.
Competitive dates. Isn't that all dating? I swear when you're on a date,
somebody they're like,
they're sitting there staring at Grindr swiping while you're on the date.
It's like they're you're in the waiting room looking for other doctors at the
same time. You know? Yeah, I just, it's always competitive.
I don't think we need, first of all, I can't stand West's new haircut.
I can't stand the split bangs. You know, I know last year we had some issue
with the puffy bangs, the broccoli head,
as people would call it, but I don't like,
this is a lateral move for me.
I need to be fixed.
How about a reality show where someone fixes his bangs?
Do they have that?
Bang, bang, bang doctor?
Bang rescue.
Bang fixer, like the zip, the zip popping lady.
But for Bang, I didn't realize I had that sunlight on my face.
Cause it's that time of day now.
That being said, I am excited for the new,
the new season of summer house.
I'm really excited to see how it goes.
I saw, I read, in doing research for this,
there was like a Lindsay Hubbard article that came out today.
And I was like, Ooh, some hot new, hot,
hot sizzling dish from Lindsay. And I, it was just like a,
it was just like a puff piece. It was just, it was just like,
it's so funny. You can see when Lindsay is just like, I'm bored.
I want to have an article written about me. So you open it up. It's like,
this summer's been like great.
I organized the spoons and the forks in the summer house drawers.
I was like, really? This made a headline?
Yeah. There was one today I saw of Lindsay. I think Lindsay has had about 37 functions
so far being pregnant. Like there's just like a million showers and she's got so many
showers. It's like Ed West can't even get one. You know what I mean? But she, someone
gave her a gift today at a shower and that was like a huge story.
Yeah. One thing I actually want to watch,
there's a link that you put in about Danielle from summer house,
Danielle meeting Bethany. And when you click on it, it says,
it's on Reddit and says, why did Danielle let Bethany embarrass her?
So I have not watched the video,
but I was wondering if you'd indulge me and let me play it here on crappy
hour, you'll just hear the audio,
but basically it's Danielle approaching Bethany
in the Hamptons.
Is that okay?
It's 15 seconds long.
Yeah, of course.
Oops, sorry.
I thought it was good.
This one's named Danielle.
It says that you guys will know.
Do you know?
The girls are gonna get it.
I don't, I'm a dinosaur, but you're not.
You are not a dinosaur.
You're a young boss, babe. I see you too, Danielle. Oh my God.
It was basically Danielle coming up to her in a restaurant being like, Oh my God, hi
Bethany.
I'm Danielle from Summerhouse.
And Bethany's like, yeah, it's this girl.
Like, I have no idea who she is.
Like she says, you guys will know who she is.
But like, I don't like who the fuck is this girl?
Like who the fuck is this girl?
She said, you guys will know.
I don't know.
I don't know who she is, but she said, you guys will know.
Yeah. It's so embarrassing. And Danielle's like, but you're a boss, babe. Like we would talk.
The audience will totally know who I am. Right guys? Right.
What's more embarrassing Danielle saying, but you're a boss, babe, or Bethany advertising that she has no idea who she is.
Like, it's just literally going out of her way to be like, I don't know you. I have
no idea.
Like you interrupted my dinner. Okay, this is my one meal for the month and you interrupted
it and now I'm going to, now I'm going to rest you on my social media. Good luck.
I mean, it's so Danielle to think, you know what? I'm going to go up to this lady and
say, Hey, guess where I'm from. Bravo. What do you think about that? I'm sure Bethany
is going to react really well to that Danielle, you dummy.
Cause you know, that part wasn't on the video.
I'm just assuming that's how she approached it.
I would like to know what happened before she Beth Bethany pressed record or press play
or whatever.
Like Danielle walks up to her.
How does Danielle get from, Hey, I'm on Bravo also to, we gotta do a TikTok.
Like Danielle had to have a, like,
if Bethany's claims she doesn't know who Danielle is,
by the way, Bethany, the leader of the reality reckoning,
and being like, oh, wait a second,
I'm off the clock for reality reckoning.
I don't know who you are.
Get out of my face.
I think she gave that up.
She's like, I don't care about reality stars anymore.
But like, Danielle clearly walked up to her and was like, hey, I'm Danielle, I'm from Summerhouse.
I was on Bravo 2.
And Bethany's like, I don't know who you are.
No, but I was like, I'm Bravo.
Isn't this funny?
This is funny.
We should do like a social.
You think we should do a social?
I got a lot of followers.
I don't just go on to social.
Why should I go on?
What should I do with social?
Just do it, it'll be fun.
Come on, it'll be fun.
Why I got to-
Bethany already had that damn phone out recording.
Of course she did.
You think Bethany ever has that phone out not recording?
Danielle was probably like, hi, I know you.
She's like, oh yeah, you do?
I don't know you.
I know you, all right, let's get it on TikTok.
Embarrassing stuff to do right now.
I smile for the cameras, nobody knows who you are.
All right, does anybody know who this is?
Nope, nobody knows.
Nobody has no idea. Wow.
Look, I've never seen so many nos right in a row.
That's crazy.
That is, that's insane.
Danielle, now you know what I felt like when I walked into that supermarket and no one
recognized me from endorsing their chicken.
Yeah, well that's, you know, Bethany's latest thing.
We talked about it on the last Crappy Hour was her, oh my God, have you tried this chicken
salad?
It's sick.
It's sick.
This is the sickest chicken salad I've literally ever had in my life. So then she went back to the restaurant. Did you tried this chicken salad? It's sick. It's sick. This is the second chicken salad I've literally ever had in my life.
So then she went back to the restaurant. Did you know this? She gave the chicken a great
review on her TikTok and then went back to the chicken, the chicken place, the salad
market and ripped them a new one because nobody recognized her. Did we talk about that on
the last time?
No, because this happened last week. I think we just retexted, but because it happened last weekend.
So she went and she was like, OK, you know what?
Pushed like millions of sales of this chickens sound like I'm going to go to that market
and see if people recognize me.
So she goes in and she's like, hi.
Hi.
Yeah, no, I'm just here.
I'm just here.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, Bethany Frankl.
Yeah, no, just someone who likes your chicken.
Yeah, I didn't.
I haven't. I haven't helped sell like thousands and thousands of your millions of dollars
of your chicken on the past week.
No, it wasn't me.
Oh, no?
Hi, okay, I'll move over here.
Everyone's ignoring her and she loses her mind.
She's like, no, I just don't understand.
Like, I help you guys sell like a million,
45 million sandwiches in one week.
And like, you don't even say thank you.
It's just like, it's crazy.
It's like, it's a weird world.
I don't know, I don't understand it.
Like, I literally made you.
It's like Pinocchio is seeing Geppetto on the street
and pretending he doesn't know who Geppetto is.
Like, it's literally insane.
Like, I literally made you guys.
Like, you don't know me.
Like, I don't need you to kiss my ass.
I just, can you believe this?
No one come to this restaurant.
She just like lost her shit.
She bans the restaurant.
Yes.
And then, what an idiot.
I mean, I couldn't tell.
Like, is she doing a bit? I mean, I couldn't tell like,
is she doing a bit? Like,
I just can't tell what she's doing because she can't be that out of touch.
Right? Like she's just that out of touch. She's just lost the story.
She is out of control. Look, look, you know me,
I've definitely had moments where like I have,
I have like mentioned a product a million times on the podcast or,
or somewhere in my life and not trying to be like, try to get free things out of it.
Although I have done that too, but like there have been times where I've like talked about it a lot,
et cetera. And then like I've been in Bethany shoes where then I go, I've gone to the place
and I've been like, yeah, you know, I've actually talked about this on our podcast. And they're
like, cool. And they just move on. And I'm like, okay, well, I will see myself out.
But what I don't do is, what I do is in that moment, I remind myself, oh, you were about
to go down the path of being a monster, an egotistical monster.
And it's like, oh, that was a really good ego check.
Not like, what?
Everybody don't go to the store anymore.
It's terrible.
They don't even appreciate good marketing and their publicity
Publicity anymore. I mean, she's like absolutely. Yeah, I can't imagine even thinking like that. So weird
Like I bet you the chicken salad like where's my award? Like that's yeah
that's insane to me and the
Grocery store is apparently a really popular grocery store in the Hamptons and they released a video
I think it I think this is what happened. They released something on their Instagram the
next day that was Kelly Bensimon. Like, you guys, I literally love this store. This is
like the best chicken salad I've ever had in my life. That's lovely. And then this other
thing, like she's just glowing about the store. And she's like, you guys come here. I love,
love, love these people. And then they just left it at that.
That's perfect. Yeah. No, Bethany is a monster. And also by the way, like be smooth
about it. At least just like go up to the counter and be like, I just have to say, I love your chicken
salad. And I honestly, like, I'm not going to lie. I've been talking about it all week on my Instagram,
you know, it's just like my favorite thing ever. You know, like God, like it's been so exciting
seeing my millions of followers eat it also. And then they'll go, Oh, my God, thank you so much. Here's a free one on the
house. But don't just stand there and expect all the people who are moving who are actually
doing work or lifting crates.
You know what I have to say? No, don't even do that. No one gives a fuck about your Instagram.
No one gives a fuck that you're on titcot. Like no one cares. Don't do that. You care
and that's great. And if you happen to
find someone that cares, great. Like, maybe you'll find someone who's going to give you millions of
dollars. They do it every day. Hopefully you'll get lucky and you'll get that. But don't fucking
go up to a counter and be like, guess what? I have totally promo'd your chicken salad all week long.
I'm like, what the fuck are they supposed to do? Get on their hands and knees? The woman's been in
the back fucking gutting chickens and mixing it with mannys all day. You think she gives a fuck about your ticky
talking? Get the fuck out of here, Bethany.
Yeah, she's terrible. I'm just saying if she is going to do it, she could be smoother
about it.
Oh, gosh, she can't be smooth. It's Bethany. So speaking of the reality rockin' it's
sick. Let's check in on the latest news on that.
Brandi has been going a little cuckoo, she's been, well, going a little, she's still a
little cuckoo, posting on her Twitter, guys, pray for me, hearts, you know?
And then she put something out that was like, no choice but to sue, heart, heart, sick.
Or she posted, this is what happens when stress gets to you.
And it's just a picture of her looking miserable and, you know, fillered out and all that good
stuff. And so, she released her bombshell evidence this week. Who knows how much she has, but a lot
of her bombshell evidence came out this week. One was a video of Andy and Kate Chastain video
FaceTiming her, which she was recording
us. So I guess she was trying to maybe plan using some evidence for a long time. Anyway,
she had this FaceTime video and it's Brandy and Kate being like, hey, we want to see who
we can see right now. It would be awesome if we could all have sex together. And Brandy's
like, yeah, I could bring my dildo. And then they're all joking and Brandy has been traumatized by that video being recorded.
Did you see the video?
I did see the video and to me it was a big nothing. I guess like, you know,
Andy is in a position of power, yada, yada, yada, inappropriate, but still think that like,
I don't know, I give it a big shrug. Like they were being jokey. If anything, it was then they
were joking. They weren't saying like, let's laugh at threesome. They were
being jokey. They were joking the way that Brandy jokes. If you listen like Brandy, have
you listened to your own podcast? Have you listened to anything you've ever said? Have
you watched the footage of you? Have you watched the footage of you going after Caroline Manzo
in a bathroom? I think you need to relax.
Yeah. But she's trying to say that's what she's trying to do is take the, the accusations
of assault that are against her and saying, well, if you're going to accuse me of assault,
then you have to accuse Andy of assault with this video because this video, he's a boss
and he shouldn't be doing that.
And she's apparently mad because Bravo will not release the season, which she says will
vindicate her.
She's like, if people would just see the season, they would see that I never did any of this
stuff.
Unfortunately, there were not cameras in the bathroom, so no one would see it. So it would still be a she said, she said sort of
a thing. Andy's response was, the video shows Kate Chastain and I very clearly joking to Brandy.
It was absolutely men in dress. And Brandy's response was clearly communicated that she was
in Omnijoe. And that said, it was totally inappropriate and I apologize. Yeah, yeah, inappropriate, you know, and I think Andy is learning the hard way that he
just can't be friends with the people on his network, unfortunately for him.
Yes, and Leah Sweeney's lawyer immediately released a statement saying Bravo thinks it's
above the law.
And then Brandy's next thing that she released, her next piece of evidence is that Andy texted her
something disgusting,
dum dum dum,
about trying to make her have sex with people.
And where are these?
Come on, is that a Lee or McSweeney?
I'm sorry, now I need to find the damn text.
But basically she's texting Andy and he's like,
oh, I thought you'd hook up with my stage manager.
He's kind of hot.
She's like, yeah, he's hot.
Well, Austin's been trying to get with me.
And he's like, yeah, I thought you'd hook up with Austin.
You guys like each other.
This is Austin from Southern Charm.
And her saying something along the lines of,
yeah, well, he was with this girl
while he was trying to get with me.
Like we need better men on Bravo.
And Andy's like, yeah.
So that is she is
taking and saying that Andy is trying to make her have sex with employees and that that's not his
place as a boss to do. I mean. Wow. She's just really grasping. It's like some people can't get
out of their own way. You know, she was brought back into the fold. They brought her in for
two different girls trips. Was it, did she make it it? Was it three that she got onto two, right?
She was on two. She was on the Dorinda one. They brought it back for this one,
but she was on the traders. She was making her comeback.
She really fucked it up. And it seems like with the Caroline thing,
she just had to just like keep that mouth closed, let the process,
you know, do what it had to do
and it'd be okay, but wow,
she is really just undermining her entire situation.
So good luck.
Yeah, good luck to her.
Best of luck to her, guys.
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