Watch What Crappens - #2549 RHUGT Legacy S04E05: Psycho Beach Party

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Skipping episode five of RHONY Legacy when it aired on Peacock never sat right with us, so we’re making up with it while Bravo re-airs the show. Sonja has another delusional break after the beach and starts babbling on about her John John and Madonna days and the romantic story of her marriage that probably didn’t happen, and Lu is on a mission to stop Ramona from stealing another center seat. Check out the video version of this recap and all of our bonus episodes and community chat at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on the ol' bravs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

What's going on with you, baby? You know, just pretending I'm down in the Caribbean on a girls' trip at the moment. What's going on with you, baby? You know, just pretending I'm down in the Caribbean on a girls trip at the moment. What's going on with you? Well, put me in a bikini and call me Lucy. Let's do it, girl. Yeah. I'm excited because this is the last... Okay, so for anyone who's confused, Girls Trip Legacy, Real Housewives of New York Legacy,

we covered on Patreon, mostly. So, we're re-releasing those, but we missed two episodes. And so, we did one last week and we're doing one this week. So, it's the second to last episode, because we already covered the other one. We'll post that again next week so you guys can hear it as it airs on Bravo. But this is our last one. So, for us, it's our last legacy recap, really, probably ever. I mean, for this group of people, at least. So, I read that Dorinda is getting a spinoff at some point, which should be interesting. But as far as this cast goes, it looks like this is it. So, this is our last recap. Okay. So, yeah, I'm excited for that. Also, I wanted to address some

questions that were asked on Reddit. I happened to be scrolling through there and somebody was like, why does Ronnie sound mean to Kristin? I don't feel like I am. I guess I feel like I'm mean to everybody, so whenever someone is singled out, it's like, you're mean to them. Why do I find Kristin annoying? She just keeps asking the same questions over and over, like, Kelly, Kelly, let's work it out again, Kelly. Don't work it out with Kelly. Kelly doesn't like you. Move it along, lady. It's kind of like Kelly goes on her crazy Kelly-Benzimone things like last week where she just kept being like, but you know, I just, I just don't understand you guys. You guys like, just don't

get it. Like, I love Dorinda. Like, I'm obsessed with Dorinda. Like, I'm a girl. Like, I'm a woman. I'm a woman with a business. And they keep trying to make sense of her and it just keeps her going more and they finally get her to be quiet and then it turns into, but Kelly, why don't we talk about our problems? I'm like, oh my God, just stop. So, that's basically where I'm coming from. But, you know, I have no hate in my heart for the lady. It's more of a like shoo. It's a shuh and a shoo. Pete Slauson Yeah. Jared Slauson She's sort of have a few like I actually really liked Kristen, but uh,

she does her toxic trait is that she can whine and sometimes be like a spoiled brat. Like, but what about me? And you're just like, oh, okay, Kristen, let's wrap that up. But you know, we all have our, we all have our ish. Perfect. They can't be perfect. So we pick up now it's morning. It's day five on this trip and um, Sonia is, uh, she's looking at a bite product and she's still trying to figure that out. And the WAN's swimming and doing laps and Kristen is doing her hair and Ramona's

fluffing a pillow. Everyone's just sort of waking up, um, doing things around the Villa and Kelly is in the kitchen and she plunges her face into a bowl of ice water while Martin watches. And then she explains to us every morning, I love to dip my face in ice because it's like my mask, you know, yeah, it's like freezes my face. It's crazy because like I put it in there and then I can have any emotion I want and like my face doesn't even move.

I'm like, wow, it's still working. I mean, that is really long lasting. You may not realize this, but this is something that happens outside the bowl too. It's the ice frozen botulism because it's crazy how long lasting that is. You know, frozen face is a prereq to get on with the Real Housewives. So you've broken too much ground here.

And she's like, how do I look? How do I look, Martin? And he's like, you look like a baby. You look like a baby. Very terrifying, terrifying baby. That's scary. That's scary. It's like algebra. So then we get the open credits. The song really doesn't go anywhere. I think it's kind of a garage band thing, you know, where they just like put a couple of numbers in there and let it go. But by now I'm into it. I don't know why we're getting such dwindling returns on our girls trip theme songs. I think I mentioned this the first time around. I was like, we start off with just a just an out of the gate hit with how swabs on the island, baby.

Like we all were singing, we're all voting at the, just the best. And then we had Dorinda's kind of like succession thing happening at her place, which was not as good as housewives on the island, but still pretty good. And then they've just been kind of generic music since then. I'm like, why, why are you doing this? Bravo? Come on, give us housewives on the island, baby. Housewives on the island, baby. Let's get the party started. Come on, guys. Viva! Viva! Oh, so good. Okay. So, it's yoga time and Kelly, Dorinda is going to join Kelly for early morning yoga. And Kelly

is like all positive today. I think she has like some guilt for acting like a nutso yesterday, or maybe not. I mean, I don't know how detached Kelly is, I can never tell. But for whatever reason today she's super happy and she's like, yoga person, hi, give me a hug, deep hugs, Dorinda, oh my god, it's Dorinda, I love Dorinda, Dorinda, come hug me, Dorinda. And she's hugging her two times and Dorinda's doing her like, look at me, strangling this stupid bird. Hi Kelly, hello Kelly, good to see you. Yeah, I didn't really know where I'm going to get with Kelly, but like to be chosen by Kelly, I mean, hey, you're in this job, don't pick me, I don't want this. I don't want this. Dorinda's like, no, I don't, I missed it. Maybe I should call her the C word again,

because this is, I don't want this anymore. Yeah. And I like that Kelly's like, I got a yoga instructor, we're going to do yoga. And Dorinda's like, okay, I'm going to jump rope. Yeah. It's like the least yoga-y thing to do. One person is trying to relax, the other person's like, So then Dorinda goes in to check in on, um, what's her face, Kristen, who's doing some sort of mask, uh, like an electronic infrared mask that looks very scary. And Dorinda's like, uh, you know, they're talking, they start talking about Kelly and Kristen's like,

Oh my God, like, I don't know how I got like sucked back in because I'm just like, I almost like want you and I like to try to connect with her somehow because like she is like, she's like the only one like not connecting with anyone right now. And she's just saying how she really thought that she and Kelly could have been friends, but that Kelly just seems to be fighting it. Pete Slauson Yeah. And then we cut back to Chris and being like, you just like you fought over and over again with Dorinne at the table. Why won't you fight with me? And Kelly's like, because I care about her friendship I want her friendship and she's like but

you don't want my friendship no she doesn't want your friendship okay yeah what you can't drain you can't just like circle the drain it's just like you know you're gonna you're gonna ruin your holiday and next thing you know you're in the shoes you're in the Kelly Benson on shoes and it smells down there You know what one thing I don't think Kelly is a great at and the group is communicating. She is good at Deflecting she's great at gaslighting. She's great at self isolating You're not really good at jump rope because there was a jump rope out there and I did it She did not she did she didn't even do it in the end. I didn't even see her looking after it

I think I think I think I think, I think. So Dorinda's like, why not just be like, do whatever. I don't know what you want from me. And she goes, okay, well, that's gonna be my thing for today. I'm not gonna even start any conversations with Kelly. Like, what do I care? I don't care if she doesn't like me. I'm not gonna say one thing to Kelly today.

Elsewhere in the villa, knock, knock, cabaret star coming through. What's going on in here? Good morning. Whoa, knock knock, cabaret star coming through. What's going on in here? Good morning. Whoa. Good morning, Luan. What's going on?

And Luan's basically like, Ramon and Sonja are getting ready and Luan picks up this device that looks like a little penis with balls. She's like, excuse me, what's this? Oh, oh, I know. That's so funny. It's amazing. You know, I didn't even realize it looks like a penis, but look, it this and she starts rubbing the ball part of this thing on the land space was like, oh Rubbing a dude on my face. Ah, I resist but now I come

Well, look at me. I put on a bikini and now I'm a James Bond girl. Well Do do do do do do do do do do do do do call me golden Ramona. Okay. Whoa. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do that's a team. Thank you. I am on the team. Finally. So she just keeps like posing violently. You know how Ramona always poses like she was like she's like voguing but it's kind of like a like an epileptic vogue thing where she's just like throwing one shoulder and then pausing and then another one she's like walking very she's doing violently in a strobe light she's hard to watch mental

version she's doing the instrumental version of like, you look old, I look young. You look old, I look young. So she's up zipping her front up and down of her bikini. She's like, whoa, look at that. I can show some cleavage, oh my God. So then we see, oh, Luhannes like, watch out Denise Richards.

There's a new Bond girl in town. Yes. Now at this point, Denise Richards was a Bond girl 25 years ago. So there've been a few new Bond girls to be fair. Um, which is by the way, that's so weird to think about. It's been 25 years since Denise Richards was in James Bond. So Martine comes in with some coffee and Ramona right away is like, Martine, we didn't get our itinerary for the day, okay?

Whoa, Ramona, there's a way to talk to servants around her. This is what you do. Bonjour, où est le itinerary? Merci beaucoup, French Panama Canal. Poor favor, send some ickday to my umre. I don't understand. It's pig French. Send some dick to my room. Crying out loud. Croissant. Croissant pudding. Uh, I don't think pudding is French word. Well, you know what I'm saying. Give me the dick. You know what? Here's the French that I know. Okay. That means okay in French. You say okay. You know what? Here's the French that I know, okay? That means okay in French.

You say okay. You know what? You know how you say that in French? You say that. Comment allez vous. Pommes frites, c'est vous plait. Trés bien, c'est soit bonne nuit. Eggs à la France soit... I look young, you look the win. I look young, you look the win. I look young you look the win.

Okay my dear Ramona, so today we'll be ready to leave by 11. Don't I look cute in this bikini? Yes, but I don't know who to answer first. The time is currently... What time is it? Yes, the time is 10. I look like James Bond. Yes, so the first thing that we're going to do is we are going to go- Woah! My boobs look so big! Look at my boobs! Look at the smear! I'm speaking French right now!

Hey can you understand me because I'm speaking French! Hey! Quiet Ramona! He's trying to tell us our itinerary! He's trying to let us know what time we're going to meet some hot guys to fuck! Woah! Now you say it in French. Well, yeah, you say it, you know, everyone knows how to run her. So he's trying to read this and she won't let him she keeps staring in the mirror and trying to make a scene. So then he just leaves it there. And he's like, I would leave you to get ready. I leave it right here. And he's like, Oh my god, this is so impossible to talk with

these ladies. So then Luanne goes into the dining room and she sees like a little mollusk thing and she takes it over to Kristin. She's like, look at this. It's a hermit crab. Oh, look, this is a hermit crab. Look at that. I think Sonya's dated someone. Hey Sonya, I found one of your boyfriends out here. Isn't this the one with the napkin company? I wanna call this one Sonya Rita because it's got, this thing's got crabs and it's living in a shabby little home. Okay, hey Kristen, look, I found a friend for you. You wanna, why don't you ask this crab

if it's been on Ashley Madison? Ha ha! Kristen's like, hi little crab, I just wanted to be friends. Why are you hiding your face from me? Why don't you want to be friends with me? She said come out of there. The crab won't even talk to me. Listen, crab, I just want to have a conversation because I feel like I've really come a long way. We should just have a conversation. Crab, why do you care more about Luan than you care about me? The crab's like ding, ding, ding. Oh, are you still telling your story? Okay. Well,

anyway, I'm getting married next week. And Kristen's like, oh my god, it's so cute. She goes, oh my god, he just showed us his whole face. How horrifying. And she throws it up and just like, the crab recedes into its shell and was like, well, I have no time for a fan who doesn't want to pay attention to me. So be gone. So then Ramona walks around and I'm glad they showed that crab walking away just fine because of course I was like How dare you fuck with that crab that crabs like I have a story to tell the other crabs No one's gonna believe me what they were picked up by a cabaret star. You're so lucky so then Ramona's, you know showing off. It's like, you know what I want to go to the beach

You know what to wind up we're gonna go to the beach. And then Luan comes out and she's like, it smells like shit in there. God, there's a bathroom door for a reason, Sonya Rita, close the door. Ramona, can you just tell Sonya she's gotta close the bathroom door? You know what, what can I do?

Close the door. Haven't you ever seen Game of Thrones? Don't hold the door, close the door. Close the door, Sonya. There's not a famous character named Clodore for nothing. It is getting a car, it is getting a car. So now they go and they get to, they're going into the vans. We get every single minute of this entire day, by the way. Not one person's footage is spared. And they keep setting it up like something's about to happen.

Nothing happens. And you know what? It's okay. Like shows aren't supposed to be built like for us to have something to talk about every second. This literally is just people on a vacation. So now they're going on fans and now they're gonna go surfing.

And so they go to surf and they have a teacher and he's teaching them how to surf and Ramona's doing a lot of, whoa, look at me. I'm on my knees. Like, I feel like Sonia in her 20s and her 30s and her 40s and her 50s and her 60s and her 70s and her 80s and her 90s. I mean, whatever she is now, you know, Will Scott, Will Scott's going to come by and say happy birthday. She's going to still be on her knees. That's it. Like what? I'm sorry, okay? This is the part of the season where the producers realized they were kind of running out of steam,

and so they had to turn it into a clip episode, kind of, because every other scene is during to be like, you know, it's funny, I remember, I was actually quite a good surfer, and it's like, blub blub blub blub blub, like throw to season nine, Dorinda surfing, and like, well, you know, the funny thing about surfing is that I just love being in the water like clip of Luanne's season 3

No, I enjoy salt and pepper on my sandwiches clip from season 5 of Ramona putting salt pepper on a sandwich So by the way, they get you know what I told that surfboard you don't support other women Okay, like it's like start doing their best of lines. They told that I told that way. We tried to knock me down and I said, you better back it up, bitch. You better back it up. Remember that one everybody? God, that was fun. One thing that did crack me up is that when they did get to the beach and they meet their, their two instructors, who of course are young are like young men. And one of them goes, Whoa, nice haircut. He's like, thank you.

Just funny to be like, nice haircut, young man. You haven't been with an attractive older woman who actually looks like you because she could be your daughter? Because that's what you're looking at right now, okay? Pete Slauson So, Kristin is really confident. She's like, I'm confident. I surf. Josh is a big surfer. We've been on so many surf trips. Costa Rica, Hawaii. Still trying to get Hawaii to call me back. I'm sure it will someday. Love you, Hawaii, call me.

God, I had so much fun with Hawaii. I just don't understand why she won't communicate with me anymore. She will though. We're gonna fix it on this trip, right? Yeah, and of course Kristin falls off, or at least they just only show her falling off because they just want to get her.

And Kristin, by the way, is lucky because I thought this was gonna turn into a catastrophic trip for her because before they get in the surf she's like, hey, Dorinda, the yellow board might be easier for you to surf on. Dorinda's like, yeah, I don't need an easier surfboard to surf on. You want to take the yellow? You can take the yellow. I'll take the blue surfboard. It's like, oh, don't tell Dorinda she can take an easier old lady surfboard, which is kind of what she was saying. Dorinda's like, you don't worry about worry about me Kristen because this is liquid fire when it comes to

athleticism okay you don't even look like you could ride a bicycle. That's right put that in the books and cook them everybody. So it's surfing and surfing and surfing god I have to give credit to our note taker Nadine because this is a lot to take notes of and there was a whole lot of nothing. Normally our notes, the notes documents are usually somewhere between 20 to 27 pages long, roughly. This one is 41 pages because these people talk so much and yet so little happens. For Nadine, we do need to send her a car after this. I know, I can bring this into a care package. So basically she's falling down again.

She's like, what? It's been a long time. God. So then Luanne's like, my turn. I do recall falling before. I hope this time there's no wipeouts. Am I right? So then we see clips of her like wackily falling down before, years ago, you know?

Yeah. wackily falling down before years ago, you know? Yeah, and Luanne's just surfing like, look at me, athlete slash cabaret star, hit it boys, I'm surfing, surfing US, line, A. So I didn't get this part where she's strapping the thing to her ankle and Sonia goes, they're very sportive. And Jordan goes, yeah, it's a good word. They're sportive. They're not sports, they're sportive.

Right? Right? They're sportive. Because it's like French. They're saying French like they're sort of like classy and European and sexy. Oh, okay. That's cute. They're not just like sporty, bunch of sporty lesbians.

No, they're like sexy cent central pig is on fifth. But so this is all fun and games. And you think, Oh, what a nice, pleasant scene of just watching the ocean. And then Kristen comes hobbling out of the ocean. And I was like, Oh my God, I forgot I blocked this entire scene out of my memory. And the fact that I have to watch the scene a second time, and just like the first time I did not look at the screen during the duration of this entire hideous moment I can't even I have to cut my hands over my eyes right now just talking about it yeah it's like oh my god my toenail just came off is the

medic person here oh my god my toenail and so then it's like a 10 minute scene of like mash you know it's disgusting she's like because they're mash, you know, it's disgusting. She's like, because they're like, well, we got to take it off. And they take out a scalpel and everything. It's like the most horrifying scene that ever happened on Bravo. And they're showing it. And then during just sitting there like, OK, all right, he's about to go in. He took a little bit off. OK, oh, you know what?

The medic just said that you get this when you are such a bad surfer. You have to be on the yellow surfboard. Oh, I guess that's you, Christian. I guess that's you. Pete Liesveld So, they're taking care of that. And of course, she's going through trauma. So, Kelly's like, I haven't been surfing since I was in a movie, playing a single mother who was surfing and then I fell in the water and then nobody ever saw me again because I died because I was like surfing. And I was just telling people You know, like I do this all myself. You know what I mean? I do everything like literally everything by myself I'm the surfer on the surfboard. I'm the mom the child

But nobody understood and then nobody ever heard from that girl again. Oh God and then Like you know what she's just wants attention no what's so annoying. And Chris is like, I'd be like, you know what? She just wants attention. You know what? So annoying. Everything's just attention. I'm like, her toenails being ripped off. She just wants tension. And suddenly it's like, how's your toe? I'm just asking. She's got a really hot medic. Hi. Hi, medic. Remember John John? I do. Want to hear stories? He's like, who? Please leave me alone, ma'am. Yeah, I'm in love with the ER guy. What a cute guy. Hey, Kristen, hold your leg, hold your leg a little bit harder because I'm trying to flirt

with the guy. Hi Malik. I'd like to claim you like the top of the Empire State building, huh? And then they all like basically like, okay, well this was fun. Let's go back to the villa and then just leave Kristen behind. She was like, Oh, thanks guys. Okay, well, this was fun. Let's go back to the villa and then just leave Kristen behind. She's like, Oh, thanks, guys. Jordan goes, Hey, if I ever get you near my toenail ripped off, I'll call you. Okay, maybe she can be a number medic. And he goes, Oh, you're gonna have to lose a toenail first. She's like, Hey, yeah, let me think about that one. Okay, bye. Like toss her foot in leaves.

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So now they're going back to the villa Plus in the wonder E app Apple podcasts or Spotify. So now they go back to the villa because they're going to do a scavenger hunt, which is what they did in the previous season. But this time Dorinda is like, you know, I did a scavenger hunt, but I had to be the referee. I don't want to be his referee. So I helped with it. I got to step and he's hiding it, but there will be clues. I'm like, well, so if you know what all the stuff is, then even if it's hidden, you have an unfair advantage, don't you? I'm like, this is right.

This game is broken. Oh yeah. So Chris, meanwhile, is like, guys, why has everybody left me alone? Okay, okay. So let's do the clues are Real Housewives of New York themed, okay? So one of the pictures was about things, and this one's going to be about symbols, okay? So the first one is paper towels.

Um, Sonia. No, but I guess it could work for Sonia too. Anybody else? Um, Luann. No, but actually that could work for Luann too, you know? Okay, it's for Ramona because she poops everywhere. Okay. Okay. Next one is diapers. Anybody want to take this one? Okay. We have a blazing hot sheet pan. Yeah, that was for John, the time that he picked up the sheet pan. Remember that when he has like a hot sheet pan and he just picks up and he's like, ow, honey. And he's, she's like, oh yeah, sorry. That was in the oven. And he's like, his hands are blistered. And she's like, oh yeah, sorry about

that, John, can you pass me the rosé? Okay. So, they're getting ready for the, I'm scrolling through a lot of notes here. They're getting ready for this night or whatever. So then, Kelly and Dorinda are sitting together by the pool. And Dorinda's like, what are you doing there? What are you doing there, Smelly Kelly? And she's like, I'm going through letters. Which letters are you going through? The love letters. I've been getting love letters. I literally do it all myself. I've been getting these from this guy. He's different from any guy I've ever dated before. He's so different. It's going to work. It's totally going to work more. I've never ever been with a guy like I'm

with now. He gives me love letters. Okay. Um, um, Kelly, you need to put on your earmuffs. This is aunt, Auntie Ben talking to the producers of the show. You are cruel. The fact that you clearly had your interns write letters to Kelly. So she could think she was getting love letters on this island. She's a troubled woman. Okay. Yours. This is, this is just sadistic. She's like, Oh my God, here's another one. This one says it's a brat summer. I can't believe it. This is so exciting. And she, he sends me one every day and he put it in my leg. So we also saw this with Louie, right? Louie and Trixie saying, yeah, he sent me letters. And then others were like, you, you know what? You're not as purple as I'd like, but otherwise you're the perfect, the perfect lady I ever saw in my life. The most

perfect lady I ever saw. So please reply by this date with your social security number. Love, the love of your life, Louie. And then Jill Zarin also got like a bouquet in the Berkshires. So like, clearly this is like one of the things that producers do is that they met. Well, I'm sure they reach out to these people, but like, there's part of me that feels like they just have PAs writing letters and just giving it to the stars and just saying like, Oh look, your loved one wrote you a letter and says, we're in the age of digital. No one knows what anyone's handwriting looks like. So you just have to believe that

Rodney in the corner there fetching a crate of Martin Ali's apple juice is his handwriting is your husband's handwriting. And the letters are just so Pat, you know, it's like, KKB, I know you're going to have a great week. And if there's times that become challenging or stressful, please reach out to me and we can talk because I don't care what time it is, I'm here for you now forever like cats. Like I'm so deep in your corner, like I'm so in your corner. Like your corner is like so good. I love your corner. I love your corner because you do everything. You're like the corner, but you're also the walls that come together to create the corner. You're like literally doing everything

in this relationship. You're amazing. You know, I had no idea she was getting married. I just thought they were dating. I think she thinks that we're psychics. I mean, is the wedding happening tomorrow? Because I wouldn't be surprised at this rate. And I guess I'm going to be the maid of Anna. And we see the clip of Kelly going, Kristen, I mean, you don't even know I'm getting married. Everyone here knows I'm getting married. Sonia knows, Martin knows, Luan knows, Dorinda knows. Disgusting, Dorinda.

I didn't know, no, nobody knew. So, you know, good for her, good for her. You know, I showed love with a lasagna, okay? I don't need a calligraphy pen. A good lasagna and we're married, okay? I got pregnant over lasagna. Literally, my butt was in the lasagna and I was getting railed on top.

So Kelly is like, Oh, Kiki, here's another letter. Kiki, you're halfway through the week. I'm sure you're crushing it. I miss you so much. Not a minute goes by that I don't think about, wow, there's so much real estate not being sold right now because you're like out of town, like what you deserve. But like the entire real estate market in New York City is crashing because you're the center of it. You're the most amazing person I've ever known in my life. Dear Jesus, I love you. Please, oh my God, now he's worshiping me. He's literally worshiping me now. Yeah, he's so... That's very cute. Yeah, that's a really, really lovely... Oh, wait, no, no, here's another one. Okay. All right. Okay.

really, really lovely. Oh, wait, no, no, here's another one. Okay. All right. Okay. Um, this one is, is, is says, dear Kelly, okay. Dear Kelly, by the time you read these lines, I'll be gone. Wait a second. No, no, that's just the, the dear John theme song that you're reading. Don't worry about that. I slept that in there just to give you a little bit of a laugh. All right. It's okay, Kelly. All right. I wasn't listening to any of those letters. Let's go do something else. Let's do that scavenger hunt. Pete So, she, they ended up divorcing, they ended up breaking up. And this is from Yahoo News. Days before Kelly was set to wed her fiance, Scott, in Boston, she revealed to Page Six that she had called off the engagement. At the time, she cited her daughters as a reason for the breakup.

I've decided that my two daughters are my priority and I won't be moving forward with this wedding because, like, I'm literally everything. I was the wedding rice that you throw after the wedding. I was the preacher. I was the Bible. Like, I just couldn't do it. And then People Magazine, she told, ultimately my decision is nobody's business, but I understand that you're like people and so that's, like like important, so I'm going to tell you. But I just wanted to put an end to the speculation. To be clear, he refused to sign a prenuptial agreement and I refused to marry him because like you can try and take my money, but you can not try and take my excess money.

It's like a statue bar. Okay. So it didn't work out. No, it did not. Who would have thought? So now it's time for the scavenger hunt and there's going to be a special prize and it's just they go on a scavenger hunt that goes on for like 10 minutes. They just run around. Yeah. So let's just fast forward. They just have flashback. It's basically a way to be like, remember when this happened, remember when this

happened, remember when this happened. So this goes on for a very long time because I'm scrolling and it's like page after page after page. It's so weird that we decided to stop recapping the show back. It is so, so crazy, but it all culminates. The climax is the final clue is that they have to call up Harry Dubin. He's like, hi, hi, Liz. I think this is the first time in the history of the Real Housewives that none of you guys are talking. But it's like, this is the first time in Housewives history that you're all fired. And so he's like, read the fucking clue, Harry. She says, fierce and bold. Their stories unfold.

Legends untold what they leave behind for all of us to see a single word. Their last thing. Blank China. Pussy. John John. Yeah. Okay. It's a long order sound right? I left something behind. It's right over there. Nobody's stepping out waiting for Martin to clean it up Okay, you know a single wood will be my lasting

Best friend slash daughter Avery! I got it! Avery your last word I got it. Avery, your last word. So it's legacy guys. And Chris was like, I got it. I won. I got it guys.

Cause I guessed it. I said legacy first, right? And they're like, wow, Chris, and congratulations. I won. I got it right. Yay team. Go team. I hope she's not talking about winning the husband lottery because as far as I can tell,

he cheated on Ashley Madison. So, um, their prize is, someone is going to be like, oh, I'm going to win. husband lottery because as far as I can tell he cheated on Ashley Madison. So, their prize is, Sonia's like, wow, great, we got $100 to the Lowes Regency. Do I have to take Harry? Oh, fuck Harry, I hate him. By the way, Harry, call me, I'll fuck you soon, okay? Love you, hate you, hate you, love you. You were mine first, bye. Sonia's acting like she's like so above this, but you know, she's like, yes, I don't have to go there anymore and just pretend I only want, I'm only there for the olives and the crackers. Yeah. Which by the way, they do have a very good bar mix at that

place. They do. They've got great snacks. They've got great snacks there. Yeah. Okay. So next up they're getting ready for the night. And they're trying to look as sexy as possible, of course. And so Sonia is like, Oh, look at this shirt. This is good. It's a t-shirt and it says, give thanks, eat pie. Whoa, Sonia, you can't wear that. Okay, you're not a young girl. Hold on, Avery, I'm on my phone, my best friend slash daughter who looks older than me Avery. Okay. Look send a photo to Avery She can judge it. She's been judging for years and years Let's look at a picture of let's see footage of her judging me when she was 11

And she still thought she could be in a movie with Meryl Streep. Remember that? Listen, you know what? No one is called Avery unfashionable You know what? She was the first person to wear an outfit before she saw Felicity Huffman wearing it. One time on a red carpet. Okay. That's how fashion forward she is. Every's like, Mother, it's stupid. I hate both you and your friends. Bye. Actually, I lied. I love you. So he's like, no, all the young kids are wearing these pie shirts. That's what young girls do now at Manipani. Whatever restaurant they're going to. My daughter's disgusting.

ManiPani. ManiPani, okay? It's where you go when you want a ManiPedi, but you also want to buy a pan. ManiPani. So, my daughter's disgusting. She's going to hang up on you just the way she does with her father for breaking up our entire family, okay? No, but I want to wear this because it says, eat my pie.

Eat my pie? What does that even mean? It's subliminal, Ramona. Oh, you mean I don't take it in the subliminal, okay? Not unless we're married. Listen, I don't want your subliminal t-shirt, okay? That's why I only watch American movies. I don't like to read while I watch movies.

No subliminal. Sorry, Reese's like, please let me go. So, they cut off. And then next step, Luan, Kelly and Dorinda are meeting for drinks and Kelly's like, oh my God, Luan, you look so hot. And then Kristen comes and Ramona's like, whoa, look everybody. This is the dress I got at St. Boss last time I was here. Oh really? Where's the TJ Maxx tag? Ha ha. So Sonia's like, you know what?

I thought I'd be young and go with the dress and Ramona put her foot down. I wanted to wear the pie shirt. So they're all just sort of gathering and Luanne's loving the way she's looking at everything. She's like, by the way, Sonia Rita, we have to take a photo together. Okay, Sonia and I are gonna take a photo together.

Whoa, and me too, and I'm gonna be in the middle, okay? I'm like Malcolm in the middle, except if Malcolm were like a really hot woman who stands in the middle of two ugly women, okay? I'm like Malcolm if Malcolm looked extremely young, but if I was standing next to Malcolm in the middle, people would be like, whoa, why is that old man going to school?

He's standing next to a fetus, looks so young. Sir Molo's like, I'm gonna get in the middle. And the man's like, no, I'll get in the middle cause I'm tall. You would look weird if you were in the middle. I mean, who wants that? High, low, then super high, it's just not right. You know what, you drive me crazy.

Take a picture of yourself. I don't even care, Ramona. And she walks off furious. This is what I want. I don't want to see surfing and scavenger hunts. I want fights about staying in the middle in a photo. This is the Rony I love. Ramona just wants to be the center of attention.

She loves to be in the middle. Guess where that is? Center. So there she is. She can have it. The middle. Give me a light. Where's my light? I hate egotists. It just takes some time. Little bit, little bit in the line middle, whatever that lyric and that song is called the middle. Anyway, so we now see evidence that apparently all this time Ramona has been

forcing herself into the middle of every situation. She sits at the middle of every table, every photo, and the WAN is losing her mind. She's like, no, go on this side. No, I go in the middle. Do you always have to take the middle? Yes, I do. I'm sorry. I need to be in the middle. Okay. So then she sneaks into the middle seat of another restaurant. Leroy is trying to pull her out. She's like, whoa, you know what?

Musical chairs. He's like duck, duck, goose. I always liked that king. Duck, duck, duck. What the fuck is a goose doing here? They sent me a goose. You want to be a goose? You want to be a goose?

You better back the fuck up. You better get the fuck out of here, you fucking goose. That's why we shoot geese. So they're like, so now they're all going to go and they're like, oh, I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going to go and I'm going the fuck up. That's why we should kiss.

So they're like, so now they're all going to go into vans and Luanne is furious. Like, this is my favorite. I love when Ramona and Luanne's relationship is just so amazing. The way that Luanne always forgets how much she hates Ramona. She sometimes convinces herself that she likes Ramona and then something like this happens and she remembers like, I hate Ramona and I've hated her for over a decade. Yeah. And so she's stewing in the van and Kristen's like, what are you so mad about? And Ramona, she's just so rude. She tries to sit in the middle. She wants to be the

middle of the picture. It's like, stop. And then she does one of these. Elbow, elbow, elbow. I mean, could you imagine, could you imagine needing to be in the middle of that path? Open the top of this car. The love bomb. Pete Slauson I mean, someone who needs that much attention. Where the hell are my bongos? I need to sing Yellow Submarine. Pete Slauson So, Kristin's like, you better get to the Where the hell are my bangas? I need to sing Yellow Submarine. So Kristen's like, you better get to the middle quick because she's going to yank you out of that chair. She goes, I'll move her. So Kristen loves this, you know. So in the other van, Sonya's like, wow, I've just never had such a pain. I'm just in such pain right now.

You want me to rub you? You know what? She's having a really bad time with the neck, like really, really hurt. So she moves to rub Sonia's neck and she falls off the car seat and she's like, whoa. That's what I did in the hot tub with John John broke my leg, but somehow with my neck. So then, um, now they arrive at the restaurant. So Luanne's car arrives first, which I'm sure the producers facilitated because I know the producers were like, do it, do it, do it. So they run in, hi waitress, a hostess, whoever you are, chef. I don't know. You're not French. I don't care about you. Take us to our table right away. We need to sit at the table in the middle

as soon as possible. I'm tired of forklifting around in the middle. It's bulldozer time. She literally says that by the way, that's not a running line. So, so then they sit down and Dorinda and Dorinda who was like, no, let's not do it. Because then you just like reduce down to 11, get the middle seat, get it, get it, get it, swarm. So they get the middle seat and it's, it's actually like, I'm like cracking up. And so Ramona comes in, she goes, wow, oh my God, look at you. I'm gonna sit here and you know what? It's funny whoa oh my god look at you I'm gonna

sit here and you know what it's funny because I was gonna offer you the middle seat so you didn't have to do that cuz I was gonna give it to you anyway okay yeah you know what I don't even care I'm totally fine over here at the head of the table it's even better than the middle so enjoy the middle okay being the middle of the pack that's just what you normally plan, you know? It's like I'm stuck on youth and you're stuck in middle age. Yeah. Sometimes I call it the Wannage, because the Wannage and middle age, it's just all the same wrinkles to me, okay? But I'm ageless, so I'm on the edge. So Sonya's like, no, she got here first. That's why you're saying that, because she was already

here. I mean, we've seen this act, Ramona. Yeah, we had a whole plan. We had a whole plan and we pulled it off. Yeah, you know what? Go ahead, take it. Go ahead. I don't even need to be in the middle, okay? By the way, Waiter, can you bring over that table? We just need to bring tables together. Guess what? I'm in the middle now again. Middle to tables. Sorry. What? That was a total accident. So, Dorinda puts on these thick readers and starts reading the mini as she goes hey listen listen to this drink listen to it it's got points are the lies the police police are the least boys are the eyes deals man the

hearts are the islands you non French speaking, not formally married to French royalty bitch. Sorry, I'm still agitated. Oh, the islands, okay. Oh look, they have cigarettes on the menu. That's so funny because I've got them in my lungs, in my purse, in my legs, in my boot. I'm basically a Benson and Hedges at this point. Quick, I need a light.

I can't smoke at the table. No, I don't wanna smoke, I just wanna put the cigarette out in Ramona's hand. Whoa, it's not nice. I already have a burn on my wrists. Okay. So they order and Ramona is like, whoa, you know what? Sonja, I want to tell you why I like butterflies so much. She goes, Oh, okay. Ramona metaphor theater. Pete Slauson Ramona metaphor theater. Pete Slauson Can I say something? Pete Slauson You know what? I became obsessed with butterflies because I met this woman and she was like, Ramona, let me tell you this fabled story,

okay? There was a gentleman, a guy, it's like a guy, he's like a man, but he's gentle. And he's watching a butterfly and it's getting out of his cocoon and it was struggling and it was pushing and it was pushing so he felt bad for the butterfly And he said you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna take a scissor and I'm gonna slice it open so the butterfly can go free But the problem you know what? Strengthen it died we know Ramona No, the problem was that when the butterfly came out,

it looked much older than the man was expecting, so we left it for a younger butterfly, which means that all you ladies are really screwed, because if you don't look aseless like me, you're not gonna have a man who's gonna help you out of your cocoon, okay? Sorry. So funny because I had a butterfly and I wanted to help it,

so I got scissors and I cut it out, and it had a tag from TJ Maxx on it, and then you came along with Your scissors and cut the tag off and then it died it died from being so poor because it couldn't afford to buy that dress And you forced it to in the long run and this is why it's depressing This is why I don't help my interns fish blackberry telephones out of my toilet because if you interfere They're never gonna learn you have to let them do it on their own Oh God fear, they're never going to learn. You have to let them do it on their own.

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Follow the offensive line on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can access bonus episodes and listen ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So now they're talking about, um, the ones like, what did we say we wanted to talk about tonight? Okay. We said we wanted to talk about something. Okay. Oh, how we met our husbands. Oh, this will be interesting. So I want to hear about, I want everyone to hear. I was just a girl, a girl who got to New York city. I was just green as a tennis ball. Well, um, I'd like to give a speech. So here's how I met Gills or Gillis or Kelly McGillis. I don't remember who I married someone, but Gil Gil Jill. Okay, he's like, you know, I want to be with you and I want to move on.

So then we go to Paris and I wake up and I feel this. My hand starts bleeding like crazy because he's trying to Cinderella a glass slipper onto my hand, but in the shape of a ring. And unlike the fairy tale, he just can get he gets it up there and he just accepts it and that's how we fell in love. Wait um what yeah he put a massive ring on my finger so I was like bleeding. Why is your hand bleeding though? Because the ring was set too low. Wait so the diamond scratched your finger? Yeah it was like Kiki if you don't want to you don't have to but Kiki keep the ring you've't want to, you don't have to, but Kiki, keep the ring. You've lost your finger already.

Might as well have something. I just remember I was just really enamored with Jill's artistic ability, and he said he was enamored with my boobs. And I mean, he is just really incredible artist, but he wasn't a good human to me. And if it works out with Scott, it will definitely be different. I just hope he doesn't think I'm like Betty Crocker because that's going to be a disaster. Or even just Betty White. Anybody, really.

So wait, do you still have a finger there? Let me see your hand. Ramona, this is a long time ago, okay? Crew back. Jeez, you guys are missing the point. I don't make cookies. Okay, you know what, Dorinda? Why don't you tell us about Richard, okay?

Because I always liked Richard. I liked Richard more than anyone else here. Okay, cuz you're all dumb and Dorinda's like yeah Well, we just got engaged fucked on a lesion. Yeah fell in love looked at some balloons found some quarters went to London Rest is history. Okay next person Okay, listen I wouldn't move in with him because you know, I'm good Catholic I wouldn't move in with him till we were engaged So when dad was like, you know what we need to get out of this marriage thing Like now we got to get it organized and I came home the next day There was a minister in my living room back from from brick church

And he said we're getting married today and we're gonna go down to town hall and we're gonna get married because I've got a lasagna I want to fuck you on all right And if it's gonna take marriage to do it then that's what we're going to fucking do. And so then we did it, you know? And I can't stand you on like a race horse at a stable. After that, we can plan it with ever Piley. Okay. Does that make sense to everybody? Good. Cause it was very romantic to me. I'm going to go next. I'm going to go next. Cause you know, I always see parallels, especially when you're drunk and you're driving, you see two lines in the middle of the road. So anyway, I'm not one-upping.

I'm just doing a parallel. I'm just drawing a parallel between your relationship and mine. Okay, well, you know, I met my husband. I was in San Tropez. We would do business together a couple of times a year. We'd get on a plane with John John, Madonna, FDR, all the great people. And anyway, so I said, I was like, George Washington, I want you to introduce me to this fine man. He said, that's Captain Morgan.

I said, Captain Morgan of the rum? He said, yes, and also of the bank. I said, I love that. So we finally go on a date. He shows up in a taxi, but the taxi is being on top of the back of a horse. Cause you know how horses have never heard of a handsome taxi?

This is an ugly taxi. So anyway, we get there. Judd Hirsch is driving the taxi. I like, I love the show. So Carol Kane opens the door. We get in there. He has a baseball cap on. So anyway, we get there. Judd Hirsch is driving the taxi. I like, I love the show. So Carol Kane opens the door. We get in there. He has a baseball cap on.

I give it to Judd. I said, listen, we got to go on a date. Turns out it was Judd Nelson, not Judd Hirsch. Very confusing. Where were we? There are so many holes. I mean, even Sonia's real story is so crazy. It's like she met the guy.

She used to do business with him, which she was a hostess at some restaurant, I don't know what business she's talking about. How many people are in your table? Two. Great doing business with you. Enjoy your dinner. And then he hit his head coming out of a car so he was bleeding, which she thought was really hot. And during this like, why so romantic? Pete Slauson So, it goes on for minutes after minutes. And then she starts getting like the slow crossfade treatment where she's just rambling and she goes,

so then he drives me home, wait, I thought you said that he arrived on a taxi strapped to a horse with the casts of taxi, actually all crammed in the same taxi with you. No, he did, he did, but then he bought a car at dinner and then he drove me home in the new car. And then we, you know. And then we took the boat home. I mean, it's just normal. So, as we were landing, and Chris was like, I don't think any of that matters. She goes, yeah, good. So, as the helicopter descended and we got to the house, my house was 72nd in the river,

and it's 12 minutes later now. And she goes, yeah, so I'm walking my dog, it's a fifth floor walk up, but I have a beautiful two-flo, you know, on the rooftop of everything. There was a fiddler up there. I said, Tavia, you better stop flirting with me. Get off here. I mean, someone rented a taxi to fly into my boat slip. When you live in rural Montana, it just is so quiet out there. So anyway, I stepped out on the Parisian streets full of people. It was just a great night and we, our eyes locked from across the the sand and he said, let's get out of this stupid city with all its canals. I said, I hate Venice too. And so then off we went to Kenya. She's literally insane. She's not making any sense. So she's like, so we walked the dog,

picked up the poop. So remember, you want to get what happened to the ring? Chris is like, the ring was in the poop. The ring was in the poop. The ring was in the poop. Well, we haven't talked about the ring yet. We're just on our first date, guys. So anyway, he picks up the poop and he's like, I've always loved you. And I just started laughing. And the man's like, oh, and Sonia's just going on and on and on and on and on. And so the man starts laughing, right? Because Sonia sounds crazy. Everybody's like cringing.

It's been 20 minutes at least. And Sonia goes, what are you doing, bitch? She goes, sorry, shut the fuck up. What are you doing? And she's like, oh my God, we're just making jokes about dog poo. I mean, whose poo was it? And Dorinda's like, I'm listening to Sonia's fairy tale

and I don't know if I should just stick napkins in my ears. I will say this, It's a new version. Well, you're engaged, but you're, but you yet to actually have his penis in you, right? No, no, no, no, no. No, we fucked first. That was two years before this. This is my first date and then, so then we had sex for the first time later that evening. And I was, you know, I was in my twenties running around around, doing whatever the fuck we want. And then Luan just falls over in her chair. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but that's

part of me that feels like she was like, I've had enough of this. I'm changing the story no matter what I can do. She falls down into the sand. Because she's just sounding nuts, right? So Ramona goes, okay, so now I'll tell you how Mario proposed to me. And she's like, she just fell over. What are you, psychotic? She just fell over and you're like, let me start talking? I mean, we didn't even get past the dog poo. Well, so we picked up some dog poo and I said, I'm not going to sleep with you.

Oh, there's a flashback. Oh, it wouldn't be a vacation without me falling over. Huh? Cut to Luan, footage of Luan falling over. Huh? Luan, footage of Luan falling over. Okay, I need to go to the little girl's room because this door is going on way too long. It's not interesting enough and I'm horny. So okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom. And Sonia was like, wow, was it really that boring? Because everyone basically leaves the table like, oh my God. I think we're running away from Sonia. And she's like, was it really that boring? And yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen, I'm glad we learned something new about you every single time we hear that story. And you know, it's pretty amazing. New details every time. So Kristen is like talking to Ramona and they're basically like, or Dorin just talked to Ramona and they're basically like, we don't like, we don't want to listen to these stories, but we want it's like you want to call out the bullshit, but then you realize this is all she has. So we just want to support, cause if it makes her feel happy, then we're happy.

Yeah. So then back to the table, Kelly is there with Sonia and Sonia is just going on and on. She's like, well, I got pregnant right away. You know, first try it was the helicopter horse, with the helicopter horse. And you know, so she starts going on. And then Ramona, back to Ramona, she's like, what her reality is what she thinks it is And you know, so she starts going on and then Ramona back to Ramona she's like, you know what her reality is what she thinks it is, you know, and Dorinda is

like, it's painful and I feel terrible. But it's also frustrating. She's basically like a numberless Sudoku. Yeah, well, that's why I'm glad I walked away. I feel better because it's not about being right. It's about being a good friend. Okay, got it. Got it. Okay. All right. So in your bed, shut the fuck up with your lies. That felt good. I've got to say that. And Ramona goes, you know what, to end up, this is where my wisdom is common the past two years for me. Very wise. Very, very wise.

Two years of wisdom. So, uh, and then there's, you know, it's just like, you know, you know, we don't just, you know, stop it what shown you're saying because when he invests's, you know, she's like, you know, you know, we don't just, you know, stop it what Sonia's saying because when he invests you, it just, it's just Sonia being very unhappy. And we have a flashback to Sonia being like, oh, these are my slippers. Yeah. The deer is the family crest.

No, it's your husband's family. It's not your family crest. Don't touch the dog in that is. And she is still going on. I mean, she's just this whole episode, it's like an hour of her just going on and on at the table. And Ramona's like, you know what? Why would I call her out?

You know? There's no purpose. Nobody wins, you know? Let's just let her go. Let's just get let her go while we're standing over here and she's over there, you know? So then the server comes to collect plates and Sonya is still going on. And then Sonya topples over in her chair and falls to the ground with her legs up in the air.

Yes. And they're all just happy that she has underwear on. That's where it's at. And then they're just, and then they just are like having fun and they decide to go down to the beach and they just take off their tops and their boobs are out in the air and they're just like, and then they just are like having fun. And they decided to go down to the beach and they just take off their tops and their boobs are out in the air and they're just, they're just like having fun. And it's one of those episodes where they're just like, Oh, you know what? At the end of the day, we're all girlfriends. Ramona's a bitch, but you know what? This is all she has. So let's enjoy some free tropical air with our boobs out kissing the

human night sky. Yeah, and that's pretty much it. They all end on a very good party night and nobody told Stoney to shut the fuck up, which is, wow, it's gross. You know, aw. And as the episode concludes, we see Kristen's toenail drifting along in the surf.

It was just beautiful, just a beautiful way to end. Knock, knock, knock. Kelly, we see Kristen's toenail drifting along in the surf. It was just beautiful. Just a beautiful way to end. Kevin Hartman Knock, knock, knock. Kelly, it's Kristen. I just wanted to see if you want to talk about our relationship. You want to talk about our relationship? Why don't you like me? Kelly Johnson Creepy. Kevin Hartman And we come to an end. Super fun, everybody. Thank you for being here with us. Come over to Pertrion and check out our bonus episodes in all of our videos and we will

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