Watch What Crappens - #2554 Crappy Hour 9/9/24: Tom Girardi Guilty, Jax is Back, PumpRules Spinoff and News
Episode Date: September 12, 2024This week in @bravotv news, Tom Girardi is guilty, Jax is out of rehab er…the mental health facility, and Vanderupmp Rules might have a spinoff? Join us every other Monday on YouTube Live a...t 530PM PT, and catch these vids any time at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Krabby Hour.
I'm Ronnie and that's Ben.
Hello, Ben.
Hi, Ronnie.
How are you?
You guys so good.
Ben, welcome to your bi-weekly live Bravo News show here on YouTube Live and Instagram Live.
If everything is going well tonight, let's see.
Let's see.
What's going on with you tonight?
Not much.
I'm happy to see that.
Look, our panels are on top of each other,
which is very nice visually.
Turns out that it worked out.
We were squished side by side and now it changed.
But everything is good.
We are just coming off the high of recapping Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, which was so fun.
Can't wait to watch more of those episodes. What's going on with you, Ronnie?
Yeah, it was a day. We did the Secret Lives of the Mormon Wives, and we did Chimp Crazy. So,
we did two non-Bravo things today. So, it was...
I know.
It's just a day spent outside of our wheelhouse, guys. Just so many new kinds of people to make lives, and we did Chimp Crazy, so we did two non-Bravo things today. So it was... I know.
It's just a day spent outside of our wheelhouse, guys. Just so many new kinds of people to
make fun of, new older people to make fun of, new younger people to make fun of. I did
feel slightly guilty, you know. I do have a lot of guilt whenever we talk about children
shows. I feel sometimes like watching, like this Mormon show, these are children, you
know, I could be their parent. And I remember
Taylor Frankie Powell, Taylor Frankie Powell, you get in here, all three of you. That girl's
mom, we were saying, oh my God, she's so young. Yeah, because she's our age. We're old enough
to be parents of this age of children now. What do you think of that?
I know, it's wild.
I'm literally covering my waddle with a microphone.
Well, it's just crazy that there's some people
our age who are grandparents. You know? Okay, Ben, you know what? I try to make my casual
conversation and then you just stab me in the fucking face, okay? You don't have to
go that far. Well, that is what Leanne is. She is a grandparent.
Oh my gosh, I guess you're right. Well, you know what? Good for us. Good for her.
We're all still alive, you know?
You know what just didn't win today?
What?
Blood pressure, bad blood pressure.
You tried to kill us all, but you haven't won.
We're old enough to be grandparents.
What do you think of that blood pressure?
Take that, bitch!
It's a lot to take on, but yeah, the show is so funny. I mean,
I just, I just am like, I'm just,
I can't help but wonder like what's mom talk up to today is like,
is someone preparing a dance right now? Is someone,
is someone cramming into frame?
Is someone standing on a table so that they can be in the background and making,
making like little fist dances. I just want to make sure it survives.
Yeah. I think mom talk make sure it survives. Yeah.
I think Mom Talk's going to be okay.
So what's on your mind, Ben?
Well, I mean, there was just so much,
there was so much like valley gossip lately.
Oh.
Probably, Ronnie's, for those listening at home,
Ronnie's microphone just fell over.
Ronnie was just attacked by Mom Talk.
Mom Talk, we heard what you were
saying about us and we are fighting the patriarchy, one dance at a time.
Okay, because of the time that we do this and because I'm still living in this basement
apartment, the way that we're doing this, I normally use natural sunlight. But last
week people were like, Ronnie, please fix that because my face in about 20 minutes is
going to be just one bar of light and it's really annoying. So look, Ronnie, please fix that because my face in about 20 minutes is gonna be just one bar of light
and it's really annoying.
So look, see on my eye right now.
So I was like, okay, I'm gonna use my studio light
which of course won't stay stuck to the screen
and keeps falling off.
So guess what?
Guess who's still a disaster
just like every other fucking day on this planet?
Me, okay?
So go ahead, what's on your mind, Ben?
Well, I was gonna talk about Valley Gossip, but I know you like to wait, um, the big- No, Valley Gossip's good. Let's, let's go. I mean, hey, we're already talking about Senior
Citizens. That's at least a show with people our age, you know? I say go for it.
Well, the big-
There's a lot of it.
The big news is that Lala had her baby, but in the more typical news,
she was immediately overshadowed by Mariposa who will soon be married to Posa.
Chris and Dodie is engaged. Vango popped the question to her on a boat.
And according to Us Magazine,
the reality star and James May founder,
LOL that they threw that part in.
Oh, James May founder confesses that she couldn't contain her
surprise and blurred out some expletives when she saw Broderick,
AKA Luke or whatever his name is Luke with the ring,
which he picked out with the help of his good friend, Kyle Chan.
And I'm just like laughing at, let, she blurted out some expletives.
So which means that she turned around because he apparently said, Hey,
go look at the dolphins.
And she looked out on the ocean because they were on a boat and was looking for
dolphins and then turned around and then saw that him on, on his knee.
And then started cursing. So I'm imagining this playing out like what dolphins?
I don't think I see
any. Is that a dolphin? Dusk, trash bag. Is that one? That's a pelican. Wait, are dolphins
and pelicans the same thing? Wait a second. Oh wait no, that's an island. Where are the
dolphins? I don't see the dolphins. Holy fucking shit, motherfucking fucking oh my God. You
fucking shit. Propose it to me? Seriously? Seriously?
Yeah, raise your hand if you're surprised that Kristen blurted out a bunch of expletives when she got engaged.
I just imagine like violins playing,
well, on like some Casio keyboard or some shit.
This is Luke we're talking about, okay?
Like Don Juan over there.
It's like, will you finally marry me?
Holy fucking shit!
She wore a bitch!
You know, you just like see her
just kind of Tourette sing that shit.
You fucking asshole! Seriously? Seriously? Mother fucking shit? Mother fucking yes,
motherfucker? Very romantic. And so I would like to congratulate
Kristin on her probably for television engagement, because that's really cute. And I'm just glad
she's back on TV and able to do that. I say fake away. But one of the saddest things about this,
as you mentioned, was Lala had a baby. Well, it wasn't sad. I mean, congrats, LaLa, you had a baby. That's great.
Another one. Just keep having them. Keep making more LaLa's to roam the planet. That's what we
need. But she's doing that. So, congratulations in all seriousness. I do feel bad though,
because she named her baby Sosa. Do you know that? That's one letter away from Soso. Girl,
you were just upstaged. Why would you name your baby So So when you just got upstaged by Kristin?
That's just sad. And did you read Lala's thing where she's like,
my baby is announced. Welcome to the world, S. I'm not going to say your name because it's like
Beyonce's birthday, so who would even care about that? I'm going to save it till tomorrow. And then
the next day when she saved it to get past Beyonce's birthday, fucking shit, god damn it,
bitch. Kristen got married. So Lala just keeps getting upstaged over and over again.
I mean, all I can think about is Sammy Sosa, Sammy Sosa, the baseball player.
That didn't end well, right? Sammy Sosa.
I mean, aside from allegations of you know
doping you know and the fact that he's been bleaching his skin because he's has whatever
like uh whatever insecurities he has about his skin so I don't know I feel like Sosa I don't know
it's not um I mean look God bless I'm sure it means something to Lala.
I think she's like, I want it to sound sort of like Lala,
but with different syllables.
So what about so, saw or saw-
Lala, so-saw.
So-saw.
Yeah, I think, look, it's gonna be a cast member
of Vanderpump Rules, so it's gonna have doping allegations.
You know what I mean?
That baby, that's inevitable.
So I guess that makes sense.
And then changing your features. I mean, that's another,'s inevitable. So I guess that makes sense. And then changing
your features, I mean, that's another, especially Lala kind of feature. So, I mean, I guess
it makes sense. And so, so, you know, when devalving away from so, so also kind of makes
sense. So look, here's what I have to say to that baby. Good fucking luck.
Yeah. Well, you know, I of course have done a customary Google search for what does SOSA mean? So of course here I am at the urban dictionary
because if anyone represents urbanness, it's Lala.
So-
She's black.
The first definition for SOSA is,
it's an acronym for smoking on something amazing.
Smoking?
Smoking on something amazing as made popular by Chief Keef and
Wiz Khalifa and others. So here is a quote from Chief Keith, who is rapper, bitches love
Sosa from a song called love Sosa. The other quote I'm not going to. Yeah. It also pretty
much goes after she named her baby after getting high. Yeah. Come on, la la. Wait, minute, she named after, she named her baby after getting high?
Yeah.
Come on, La La.
Wait, no, but there's another, there's an alternate version.
There's an alternate meaning for SOSA, which stands, S-O-S-A stands for sort of Santa Anna,
a weather term concocted by K-U-S-I-T-V-led weatherman John Coleman.
It describes conditions ripe for Santa Ana wind,
but without the strong winds that are normally associated
with a true Santa Ana wind, which is honestly so lala,
to be like ready for a big, hot, windy moment
and it just doesn't arrive.
Well, that baby is also probably so Santa Ana, you know?
So Santa Anna.
I'm naming my baby Soke, sort of West Covina.
We have actually more, sort of West Covina.
We have more insight, I wanna point out.
Soke, Soke, Soke.
So stupid.
Okay, by the way, Chief Keef, by the way,
so I guess Chief Keef has a nickname that,
this is from 11 years ago,
that comes from the Scarface character, Alejandro Sosa.
So maybe it's a Scarface reference by Lala.
Even better, even fucking better.
You're just, you're winning,
every definition has been terrible. Literally every definition.
Well, Heidi and now we've moved on to, to fucking Scarface. Okay.
Well, Heidi in the comments says it's slang for cocaine, the pasta from Scarface.
So I don't even know if that's, is that what you're,
was she going for that?
Was she going for that? Is it possible?
I'm looking at what keys on the keyboard are close to S-O and S-A to see if there was maybe
a typo.
Like, was it supposed to be like, like a silo?
Lala's just like, Google your name.
You know what I mean?
Give them Lala's.
Someone said, how dare you insult my city?
West Covina people will not
stand for that. I'm sorry, Andrea. The reason we are insulting West Covina is because we
were watching a House Hunters International this week for Dwell Hello, and they were from
West Covina, so we were giving West Covina a whole lot of shit, and it's just a running
insult that really doesn't stand on anything. I mean, we don't have any problem with, I
think we even said we really like their Einstein's Brothers bagels. What a lovely location.
Les Cabino is wonderful. By the way, Jennifer in the chat says, I read that it means salt water
ocean, SOSA. I am seeing lots of things on the internet that SOSA is Chief Keef's nickname.
And that would be very much Lala to be like, I want to name my baby after Chief Keef.
nickname. And that would be very much Lala to be like,
I want to name my baby after chief Keef.
Yeah, probably. Well, she is, um, Tupac really at the end of the day.
So we're lucky she didn't name him Tupac or her Tupac. Um, let's see. Uh,
maybe it was supposed to be Soda as an homage to Salt Lake City says Lauren Soda, but there was a typo. And instead of hitting the D, she just,
I mean, S is next to D. She's like, I want to name my baby Soda. Like, okay, Sosa.
She's soft Sosa. She's soft Sosa.
It's a soft naming.
Okay. But at the end of the day, you know what? She had a baby. So, congrats. Because, you know,
I was watching the Katy Perry, did you see that Katy Perry went on Collar Daddy?
Who, by the way, just got like $120 million podcast deal. Listen, podcast gods, can we have
a few? You know what I mean? Like, a hundred and, how many million? Puff Puff gives, speaking of
Sosa. Anyway, congratulations to her, I guess. Congratulations to every blonde white chick in
the world, okay? But anyway, no, seriously.
She was interviewing Katy Perry,
who's been canceled recently.
Was she canceled before?
I don't know.
Yeah, only by nuns.
She's only canceled by nuns and the West Cots.
For trying to take them out of their respective houses.
Yeah, but now she's canceled.
Katy Perry got canceled.
You didn't know about Katy?
What kind of gay are you even?
Well, excuse me.
If I know gay things before you, that's saying you need to get out.
Last time, like a month ago, I heard Katy Perry's new song, which was a female anthem that was like,
she's a woman. She's a mother. She's a sister. She's a daughter. She's a lady.
And I was like, wow.
I've got boobies. I'm a girl. I've got boobies. I'm a girl. Like this was a very doctor. Yeah.
She's a doctor. She's a tire on a car.
She's a gas tank. She's a balloon in the air.
She's a girl. Yeah. So she,
she says it's a satire.
By the way, everyone, before you cancel Katy Perry for her very simplistic lyrics, she
has told USA Today, which is at the forefront of music journalism, that the latest song
is a satire.
She's a damn liar.
She's trying to save herself.
So let me tell you what happened with Katy Perry.
This isn't even part of Crappy Hour.
I just now I have to tell you, so it's becoming part of it.
But basically, you know, she came out with this album and it's all kind of retreads
of her like faux Disneyland girl pop, which no one's really buying from her because I
think we've had a little too much of Katy Perry.
You know, sometimes it's okay to just put down the microphone and go home, Katy.
So she didn't.
Instead, she married Orlando Bloom and just made more of an ass out of herself than normal.
I love this. I love this for Katy Perry. I'm sorry, I stand, I'm going to stand up for
Katy Perry because I love that she evicted nuns and Cameron Westcott's father-in-law.
And I would like Ed Sheeran to see his way out of pop culture first before we seek and
then Katy Perry.
No, you leave Ed Sheeran alone. He's talented and he loops things. I'd like a pedal user.
Okay, so Katy Perry, speaking of looping, just using the same shit over and over. So Katy
came out with this album and it's all about women empowerment and this is all like,
yay women, I'm a woman, but she hired Dr. Luke to produce some of the music on it.
So people were like, hell no, bye. So people got rid of Katie pretty fast. So, now she's trying
to save her ass and she's, it's also not charting very well, like it's way, way down. And so,
she's trying to save her own ass and she's out there, you know, doing the backpedal like,
it's that tire, guys. Well, and okay, so she went on Caller Daddy.
Jared Larson Or like a flat tire.
Pete Slauson And Caller Daddy was like, or that lady was like, so like people are kind of mad at you
because you use Dr. Luke, what do you have to say about that?
And then she was like, well, you know,
here's what I have to say about it.
So many people created that album and like, you know,
I created it, I created the album.
And Dr. Luke was someone who worked on it.
I'm a woman, you know, I'm also a balloon
and I'm a hole in the ground. And an igloo as well. I'm a woman. I'm an ice cream. I'm an ice
cream. I'm a truck that holds ice. I'm a woman. So she's like, yeah, he created it because he
created some of my other music. And so he helped me kind of get where I was. And this was like a
celebration of like women and what I've created because I am a woman and,
you know, like, look, I've created a baby. I mean, I created a person. I created a heart,
a whole freaking heart.
That was her answer as to why she hired Keshav's like alleged rapist and human trafficker or
whatever the fuck. She's like, I have created a heart.
So she has done the ultimate la la,
which is when called out, she says, but I'm a mother.
So, it all comes back to Bravo.
I know it won't be long before she's on a reality show.
You know? Maybe what?
It won't be long before she's on a reality show.
I feel like she'll be on Bravo soon.
One hopes. I don't know.
Well, she's already on American Idol. That's a reality show. Maybe she'll be on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. That could be on Bravo soon. One hopes. I don't know. Well, she's already on American Idol,
that's a reality show.
Maybe she'll be on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
That could be a fun thing.
They would all lose their minds.
They'd be like, oh my God, it's Katy Perry.
And you know, like Angie,
Angie K will put on some sort of crazy outfit.
She'll put on like one of Katy Perry's
like dress as a cupcake costumes from like 2012.
And be like, we're just like sisters, Katy Perry. Pete Slauson Me and Katy Perry. But she'll come across
more like Lisa Coudreau in her big cupcake outfit from the comeback. I didn't need to see that.
All right. So, what else is happening? So, after our last crappy hour was when, I mean, right after
was when the announcement was that Brittany was leaving Jax, right? Is that the big thing
that we missed last time? Speaking of, I mean, this is old news, so I'm sorry everybody for
bringing this up, but we have to, because it's Bravo News. It happened right after last
happy hour.
That's when it, hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, it pained. So, and
that's just been like one headline after another, after another coming out of the valley, culminating in this Kristen thing. But yeah, basically, she, she actually, I always thought they were getting divorced,
but apparently they were just separated. But now she actually summoned, you know, she, she called
for the divorce, have it on camera. And it's turned into a huge mess.
Of course. I mean, this cast really is giving it all, you know, it's like, I'm going to get married
only on camera. I'm getting divorced only on camera. You know, La La waited to push that
baby out. I'm sure she had a camera there because it was announced that she's going to be on.
I don't know that she had a camera there, but I'm guessing like it seems to all be happening
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So the thing with Jax was he went to...
We already talked...
Did we already talk about him going to rehab or whatever?
We did, I think, on the main show, or maybe it was last crappy hour or on the main show,
we talked about him declaring that he has bipolar disorder.
That's what he was diagnosed as having.
Bipolar disorder.
So, this was a little confusing, and I got this on Vandir Pod recaps, which you
know I love. I follow them for all of my recaps of podcasts relating to Bravo, because I ain't
listening to all that shit. So she noticed that on when reality hits with Jackson Brittney, giants,
the show description, the episode description for when he came back to the show, it says, in his first episode
since he got out of rehab, Jack sits down with his friend and life coach, Scott Kaufman,
to talk about his experience.
Then they went in and immediately edited it.
They edited the description to say, in his first episode since leaving an inpatient treatment
facility and revealing
his bipolar disorder diagnosis, Jack sits down with his friend and life coach. So, yeah, they're
a little confused on their messaging over there. Was it drug rehab? Was it mental health rehab?
Whatever. So, that's one thing that's coming out of there. Brittany is supposedly seeing people,
she served him the papers. What else happened over there?
Well, Zach, of course, is doing a victory dance here.
He tweeted out something along the lines of,
I've never seen someone come out of rehab
as a worse person.
Wait, you forgot one part of this.
You forgot one part of this tweet.
Oh, that's the only part of the tweet I saw.
It says riddle me thus.
Riddle me thus.
And then you know, somewhere what's her face is like, I cannot believe,
Jan, it's like, I cannot believe he's actually calling out to the Riddlers.
I'm actually very concerned for my safety right now.
And please tell me this was a joke, because it's not funny to me. I have a child now and you're invoking arch villain.
He's basically abusing women right now, Zach, with that tweet. He basically tried to murder
my baby on national television. He tried to murder my baby on Twitter. Everybody saw it.
Everyone he tried to murder. This is someone who should not have a platform, my favorite post.
that he saw it. Everyone he tried to murder.
This is someone who should not have a platform.
As far as his mental health diagnosis, I'm not going to make fun of that.
Obviously, we've all got, I don't think anyone's shocked that he has one.
I'm shocked that he got a diagnosis, honestly, because I thought it was like drug rehab.
So I don't know.
But there are one-stop shops for every kind of thing.
You can get all kinds of stuff done in one place by now. So maybe it was like a food court. It was like you
could get a Subaru, a Subaru, a Subaru, a Subaru and some drug stuff, some mental diagnosis.
You can just get it all now. Botox, it'll wax your back. They'll do all sorts of shit
for you at this one place. So anyway, who knows? Good luck to him on his journey.
I hope he's less of a prick, but not really,
because he's a horrible person who makes great TV.
So keep on staying terrible.
And also his journey, as we also found out
since last Crappy Hour, his journey does not include Hawaii.
That is one flight path that his journey is not on,
because he did not go on the cast trip. Cause everyone went and they were all like sitting in like
Southwest at the end of the plane and they're like, we're going to Hawaii.
So they all took photos. I think Zach, Zach was, uh,
was Zach, do I remember Zach, uh, being on the trip with his boyfriend?
I definitely saw a picture recently of Zach with his boyfriend and everyone's
at Oh, Zach's hair, Zach changed his hair up.
And it's like literally the same hair.
It's like the same helmet that comes forward and then the little lip in the front.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm happy he found a little pocket pocket gay for himself.
Me too.
And I'm glad to see like, I'm glad to see gay people using other people to get on TV.
I mean, it's about am time.
We've seen straight people doing it on this show forever. So, yay, gay users. That's what
I say. You get them. You go, girls. So, that's happening. Really excited for that. Let's
see. Someone said, Michelle in comments said, uh-oh, broken bird alert. True. You know,
he has learned his broken bird coded language on Vanderpump rules. And now a bunch
of people kind of going through what he could have other than bipolar disorder. Listen,
that's just a bag of tricks you just don't need to start going through. That's a bag
of monkeys no one needs to unpack. You know what I mean? Is that right?
Yeah.
It's a barrel of monkeys no one needs to un-live.
Not even Tanya Uncham-im Crazy is going near those monkeys.
She's not going to have them in her basement. Oh, the other like kind of big thing that happened
was that Tom Girardi was found guilty. Now, of course, when I was going to talk about that,
I accidentally opened Amanda Batula has bathing suits now. So, but we'll go with Tom Girardi.
So he was convicted on Tuesday, August 27th
of embezzling more than $15 million
with a federal jury in LA, finding the 85 year old guilty
on four counts of wire fraud.
Da da da da da da da da da.
Bye, Sucka.
Yep, this will hopefully put an end to that because I'm ready for this story to sort of go its
merry way.
It's been really, it's been really...
I'm exhausted.
It's exhausted.
And we know I'm also exhausted of seeing it playing out on Beverly Hills because it's
always the same thing from Erica like, well, they tried to take me down, but they couldn't. They saw
that I was totally innocent and now I'm going to do a show somewhere.
She will turn it into, well, then y'all see the court case, the court case has said, Erica,
vindicated, vindicated for life.
Which of course, none of it said that at all. But yeah, she'll do it. I just have one request and it's for the legal system and justice in general,
be faster. You know what I mean? You take a really long time. And this has been a very long time. I
need more crime. I need more crimes. I need fresh crimes. This crime is old. It's expired. Okay.
It's green in my fridge. Yeah. You know, by the way, speaking of Beverly Hill, actually, no,
I shouldn't say this because
we only just got onto Tom Girardi, but I think that, uh, Tom, the question is whether or not,
is this going to go on to another round of appeals and appeal and appeal? I feel like it's never
going to be over. I fit to quote Katy Perry, just because it's over, it's never really over. Uh-huh.
Um, I feel like the signistic with us for like at least three more years.
What do you think?
Do you think this is the end for the story or no?
Which story?
Tom Girardi, I feel like it's just going to keep going and going and going.
Well he's 85.
So it's only going to go for a certain amount of time.
Because let me tell you one thing that man's not doing, staying healthy.
It's not going to last for much longer. Meanwhile,
my papa made it to about 85 and 88 respectively, said to my grandparents before the... Now, listen,
I'm not telling all you 85-year-olds are about to die. I'm just saying that in this case,
Tom's not looking good, things aren't going well. I think he's living on like a diet of chicken
nuggets and poor people stuff, because he's kind of in that home. It's not
like a poor person home. But you know what I mean? I just don't see it lasting long.
Erica will kind of... It will be around as long as Erica's around, because Erica still
has suits after her, and she's now going to use this as a win, like you pointed out. And
then once Tom passes, she's going to use that as a big victim story. Like, oh, Tom, I can't
believe this has happened to me. Even though she kind of left him years ago. So, there's gonna be some Tom in our universe for a
very long time, but at least we don't have to be like, oh my God, I can't really care about this
court case, you know, because I'm tired. Okay, so what else would you like? Oh, I was gonna say the
Amanda thing. So, Amanda, guys, this is from page six.
Amanda Batula teases magical swimsuit line.
And teases that every one of them,
every style will have one thing in common.
And the next line is,
summer should be fun and swimsuits should be supportive,
according to Amanda Batula.
Yes.
Well, sorry, there's like a million ads on my screen
as I try to, oh my God, I can't,
there's literally six things popping up.
You know, everyone thinks that we won over pop-up ads
because we come up with pop-up lockers,
but actually I think that what we have is something worse,
which is that just things popping up on the screen
that you can't even dismiss.
So sorry, I've got six things over.
I see Amanda sitting at her laptop smiling and it says, uh,
that she, are you looking at the link I put up?
I am looking at it and like a million things popped up.
There's like a video on the side. Then the,
then there's a thing that came down from Google and then there's like a header
thing. I'm like actually just trying to see, I'm just see her face.
She's smiling. She started her bathing suit. What is the one thing
this has? Is it that it's supportive? It supports big boobs? I guess. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's an
Amanda article. So how much can you possibly be expected to read? It's like exhausting. Okay,
look, listen, this is the next line. The summer house star is known for her antics in the Hamptons
house. She's literally not. She's known for going, Kyle.
She has no antics.
Maddie doesn't have antics? Who wrote this?
She has antitics, maybe.
Like she has tics that are like anti things, but like she does know
not a single antic in so many years.
She has an annoying tic.
It's called an antic. And it's saying, Kyle.
She made more than only once. It's an annoying tic, it's called an ant tic,
and it's saying,
Kyle!
Kyle!
But good for her, you know, swimsuit line,
it's called Amanda Batula Swim, Amanda Batula Swim,
and the font to it looks like American Horror Story font,
kind of, which is an odd choice,
and then they show a mood board with different fabrics.
And you know, just like reds, pinks, blue colors, general colors.
There's like one of picnic table, you know, red and white checkered.
And then, you know, I don't know, bathing suits.
I've always been kind of shocked when I see bathing suit designs.
Like that chick Lizzie who was like, I'm a bathing suit designer in Orange County.
I mean, I don't know. It seems easy, but what do I know? I think it's more involved than it would appear.
I guess maybe because it's like, you know, on Top Chef, when someone makes like a potato soup
and they're like, wow, this potato soup is really good. But if you're going to do something this
simple, you really have to nail it. And you didn't stupid.
So I think it's like that with the bathing suit, there's like not much room to hide errors.
Like, like, like anything that is really not shaped or proportioned properly can just make
someone look, you know, not flattering. So I'm assuming that's where the, the skill level
is. And it says here, she says, so I thought in my mind there was a
gap in the market and I was having a hard time finding bathing suits that fit me and
the way that I wanted them to fit that were comfortable and adjustable and supportive.
This is such an Amanda quote. This one right here, South Moon under reached out and was like, Hey, we want to help you make
this thing a reality. And I was like, okay, I'm not good with logistics on the business side of
anything. And Kyle doesn't want to work with me. So yeah, let's get together. She that's a legit
That's a legit quote. So, that is so Amanda to be like, as soon as they called me, I was like, this is great
because Kyle never calls me because he's out getting drunk until 4 a.m. with his friends.
Yeah.
So, I guess that people, you know, people watch the show and they're like, oh, Amanda's
not cashing in on this bathing suit thing.
What an idiot. Let's cash in for her So that she's kind of doing a team up kind
of a thing with her, I guess. And she said, I think as we come out with these three different
drops of suits, we'll get people's feedback and we'll evolve. Because right now it's just
based on me and my body. So basically I'm making skinny suits for really skinny girls with
gigantic boobs who are good at making guacamole, Kyle.
This is not unlike Marlo Hampton painting like,
well, here are all my dresses.
People can borrow them if they want.
You just have to be my exact size.
So-
That is what she's doing.
It's like, hey, are you gonna have inclusive bathing suits?
I'm including all the people that look like me. Oh, okay. Great.
Great. Okay.
Rail thin with big boobs. So it says that fans can expect three drugs.
Oh, you said this part,
but they are going to be sold exclusively at South Moon under a retailer that
stocks Bravo Liberty. Oh, loved brands.
I thought this said Bravo Liberty brands. And I was like,
where are these brands? Nevermind.
They're gonna be from $60 to 180
and they are gonna include a cherry print,
pink and red contrast piping, a green gingham pattern,
and also a pattern that represents the tears
on Amanda's face when Kyle comes home drunk late at night.
So they're gonna be sold exclusively at South Moon Under. That's weird because I feel like you'd want more business than that. But you know,
I don't need to like go through her whole business plan because, wow, it's Amanda. But that was a
long time to spend on Amanda. But you know what? She did it. Kind of. I mean, someone came and said,
you know what? You need help crossing the street. We'll help you. Give me your hand.
I hope it runs.
And they're very slowly crossing the street in bathing suits with wires in it. So good
for you.
Okay. So I'm saying that a lot today in a very condescending way, but you know what?
It's just that kind of a Monday. Okay? A lot of people are getting good for yous with fake
smiles on my face. Jack's ass, La La's ass, and now Amanda's ass.
All of you, congratulations.
It was what Paige said to Jesse,
what's his face last year when he was like, good for you?
And she was, good for you, remember?
And then she stared at him like with rage,
like I can't believe you were trying
to be sarcastic with me, like that's my little miss job.
I can't believe you were trying to be sarcastic with me. That's my little job.
Actually, speaking of that, for an actual true good for you and well done, you fucking crazy pants ladies, Paige and Hannah Berner sold out Radio City Music Hall.
Get out. That is wild. Oh my gosh. Congratulations.
And not condescending at all. Congratulations to those two. That is wild. Oh my gosh, congratulations. Not condescending at all, congratulations to those two.
That is amazing.
It's pretty amazing to see what they've built.
We know how hard it is to book.
Yeah, we really know how hard it is.
Like getting people into seats is hard
and they are killing it.
They both are doing such great things.
Like Hannah's comedy career has really blown up.
She's doing, she's everywhere.
And Paige is everywhere as like a fashionista and like,
that's really, that's amazing.
Wow. Radio City Music Hall, that's insane.
Okay. So now up is Miami has officially started shooting.
There are rumors that Adriana is not coming back,
even though she says she is, but they're shooting and she's currently not in Miami, so people are speculating that she was not
asked back. I think she said in a comment that she is coming back. And now people are
speculating that Lisa might not be coming back because she has removed her name from
her, she's removed that from her bio. And then, um,
people are saying that Dr. Nicole might not be coming back,
which I find hard believing. I mean, I can see that.
I can see Nicole not coming back. I mean, she has,
she has a baby and everything,
but Nicole was a little backburnery last year and they are
overstuffed with, with cast members.
So I can see Nicole being demoted to a friend of
because they don't have any good friend ofs
on that show apparently.
That was on Chasm.
I don't know that she would do.
I feel like she would.
That was satire like Kitty Perry.
Yeah, because that's the show with the best friend ofs
because Maryselle's a friend of, Adriana's a friend of.
Kiki, I heard they made her main, but I don't know for this year, but that's not
even the big news out of Miami. The big news is that Hurricane Karma has struck and Lenny
has been cheated on by Katrina, his girlfriend, for a younger model. She went and traded him in
for a younger model. Old Queen in a Bar tells us, this is all alleged, this is not
coming from me, this is coming from an old homosexual in a bar, if you don't like it,
sue the old people in the bar, okay? That she was cheating for a long time with a bunch of his friends.
Good for her.
So to that I say, well done, you know, it couldn't have happened to someone sweeter.
That's for sure.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's already like Bravo in cocktails already has a photo
up of her kissing another guy and she does never ring on.
So, Oh man, I'm sorry, Lenny.
It looks like you can go many ways.
It's just so weird.
It just seemed like real love, Len. Really did.
Oh, man. I mean, I thought they were a forever couple.
I did too. And it was funny because everyone's speculating like, okay, count down to Lisa
going back to him. I hope that wouldn't happen. I wouldn't be surprised if it happened. I
hope it wouldn't happen. I guess time will tell. Also, that's why I think it's such a
weird time for her to leave the show. I don't think she would be leaving the show during this. This is like her big moment.
No. Yeah. No, I think that she, I don't think she would leave the show either. I never know
what's going on with like whenever people remove something from their buy and add it
back on. Like sometimes people do that as like a power play for negotiations or whatever,
or sometimes they just want like an ego boost. It's like the scene in soap dish going to the mall.
But, um, I feel like, especially with this scandal happening,
I imagine Bravo, they just started filming again.
And so I imagine that Bravo is like, I mean, I imagine that.
Like with this scandal, Bravo will want her on camera
because they probably would try to milk that.
Like, well, Lisa go back to Lenny.
I'm sure she will call him and she'll be like, well, I feel bad.
He's still the, he's still the father of my kids and I don't want him to be upset. And then he'll be like, remember J Lisa go back to Lenny. I'm sure she will call him and she'll be like, well, I feel bad. He's still the father of my kids
and I don't want him to be upset.
And then he'll be like, remember Jodie though?
Who, who, Jodie who?
She's gonna go.
Well, we'll see.
I mean, who knows that that's even an option, you know?
But we'll see, time will tell.
So speaking of douchebags on Bravo and terrible trash men,
Johnny J, someone pointed out on Reddit.
Hi Reddit, love you. Johnny J. Wait, what did you call him?
I said Johnny J.
Johnny J. Someone said, apologies if this has been shared, but I saw this and got a good laugh out
of this. Oh, so this was posted by fake Don Gumbel.
Oh, this is a piece of news that happened since crappy hour. Alexis and Johnny J got engaged.
Oh yeah, we talked about it on Orange County, but yeah, gross. Both of you are trash humans,
okay? You deserve each other. So Don Gumbelson, fake one, tweeted, he proposed to Alexis in the Ferragamo shoes that Shannon bought him, and he puts a picture
of the engagement photo, and he is wearing those Ferragamo shoes.
Wow.
What a pig.
What a pig.
Congrats, Alexis.
You got a man who proposed to you in the shoes that the lady who's suing to get on TV bought
him.
Congrats. Damn it.
I wish Lisa were still with Lenny,
just that way Lisa and Alexis could do
some sort of freaky Friday thing,
and they wind up in each other's bodies with each other's
like disgusting older men lovers.
And they probably wouldn't even notice
that they had swap bodies.
Right.
What a pig.
So congrats, you guys. I hope you have the marriage you deserve.
Ben, what say you? Anything you want to talk about?
Well, Phaedra Parks has said that she wants Kim Zolciak to come back to Real Housewives of
Atlanta. She says, according to TMZ, come pick up your peach girl. That is the headline
She would be ecstatic if the Real Housewives of Atlanta alum rejoined the fold now Kim is in an ongoing
spat fallout with Croy and Kim also told TMZ today that
Croy is a deadbeat and wants her back
today that Croy is a deadbeat and wants her back. So do you think, Ronnie, it would be a good idea for Kim to go back to Atlanta? No, Kim was fired for racism. So I think that wins as far as being
reasons for being fired. Now we are in the midst of the great uncancelling on Bravo. We're there
just pretending the past few years didn't
happen. So, I mean, it could happen. I don't think it needs to happen. No. She's not a
fun train wreck to me. She's a sad, sad person. She needs to go away.
She is sad. I think everything with Croix is sad because they have like 15 children
together and that's just like a sad inevitable path that they've gone down. But I'm going
to say one thing though. I think it was last season, there was that one scene
where the OG women from season one gathered minus NeNe
and they sat around the table and they laughed
and they joked and it was kind of amazing.
Like it was, there was like a vital energy there
that was felt kind of special.
And if it would mean that we got more of that energy in the upcoming season,
I would not be opposed to Kim Zolciak coming back.
Pete You know, sometimes I think, I think that a lot of their new casting isn't working. And so,
they're thinking they're just going to go back to the old hits. And I don't think that that
necessarily always works. I think that they need to have more faith and just keep trying to cast
better until you find the right thing. I mean, it needs to change. There needs to
be a change. I think going back to that show's been on forever. A lot of these shows have
been on forever and they can't just go back to the same old, same old. They need to just
do something new, you know? I don't mean a complete reboot, because I think we've just
kind of learned our lesson with that one. But, you know, there's gotta be a way to work
this out, guys. You know, I cannot,
I will not,
there's nothing you can say that will make me endorse Kim coming back.
I won't do it. I will.
Jillian says quad get quad. That would be a good thing too.
But I'm also sort of like, but part of me also feels like, um,
Bravo keeps on like reshuffling people in Atlanta back and forth.
And I think at a certain point we are going to need just like maybe we may have
just like open our hearts. The idea that it's might just need a full, fresh reboot.
I mean, if it's going to happen in New Jersey, it happened on New York.
It might just have to happen on, on Atlanta. And you know, they didn't do it.
They were, they really should have done it this past season,
the North season that's filming or filmed. They should have done it.
They didn't, they wound up with this Kenya mess.
I have no idea how the season's going to be. Is it going to be disjointed?
What's going to happen?
I have my ongoing theory that if you fire someone midway through or whatever,
it fucks up the whole season. So I don't know what's going to happen.
I'm optimistic it'll be good, but I feel like marriage medicine also,
in my opinion, has not been amazing in quite a while.
Like I always think it's going to be amazing.
Every season starts off so well and it's like, it's back, it's back.
And then by the end of the season, I'm like, okay, I'm done.
So I feel like quad is amazing.
Yeah. I love medicine. Medicine I think is pretty, I think for me,
married to medicine is pretty consistent. I really like it.
They do get a little too much into the same, like, let's talk about our husbands. We are strong women.
We are women who are strong. We stay with husbands. You know, Dr. Simone's whole thing.
They do do that maybe a little too much for my taste. But overall, I really like it. I
think where they really failed, they had some great new casting in Sweet Tea this season on that show.
Sweet Tea was great.
I think where they really fell down was getting rid of Quad. They all tried to, you know,
especially Toria, Toria led the charge to kick Quad off. She finally got her way. She
got the whole cast together to get rid of Quad. They finally did it and the show went... Like it just sucked. I mean, it totally sucked. It
was absolutely boring compared to when Quad was on. They had to bring her back. So I think
that Atlanta... You know, Quad is gold and I think they should definitely bring... And
Phaedra didn't really do great on Married to Medicine. So, you know, who knows? And
this year, supposedly on Married to Medicine, the story on that that I've heard was that they tried to bring Apollo on to blindside Phaedra on one of those couple
trips and she was like, fuck you guys, and walked out, which good for her because that
is so shitty of them. And so that cast is kind of digging their own grave, although
they do really well, they're not failing at all. But I think especially letting Toria
run things is not wise for that show because you can't just have Toria, she's boring.
The only thing that's interesting about Toria is watching her fight with the other people.
So you need people that she hates to stay on the show. You can't kick them all off.
But yeah, Quad I think is just great enough to be on anything.
Quad is great, but you know, Quad's great, Portia's great, Phaedra's great, Kenya's
great.
They're all great, but the problem is as Christina, our friend Christina, Christina Arielle, who
I just put their comment on the screen, but I don't know if anyone could read it, is that
like, unfortunately, a lot of these women are celebrities now and they're aware of like
what works, what makes them like lovable.
And they're also aware they now have something that they need to
protect. And I feel like Quad has always been so great, but she sort of likes to... She doesn't
always give us everything. Same with Phaedra. And I just think that they became such big stars
that I kind of want someone who's a little bit more raw and open and isn't closed off like Phaedra famously closes off
giant chunks of her life, you know, to us. And I just think that's not good for a reality show.
I'm excited as hell that she's going to be back on Atlanta. I love the Phaedra songs that we're in.
She's on Dancing with the Stars right now, by the way. But I just, I always worry that sometimes
when people feel like they're bigger than the show or they get
too much celebrity or too much cachet, they try to control things, which is exactly described,
like Toya trying to control having Quad being on the show. And then it's just not like,
it's just not the same chemistry that I'm drawn to.
Yeah, I mean, I get I agree in general, but I think Quad is always so funny when when she's called out
on that kind of stuff, because that's been happening for years with her, and also not really liking
any of the ladies.
Like this year, they're like, but you don't even like us.
She's like, but I do.
I love you, girls.
And they're like, no, you don't.
You don't even call us.
And I'm like, but I do.
How could you?
How could you, hermeney-flamey do this?
And then just watching Quad break down and have these big, dramatic breakdowns.
And then when she threw herself
that party and everybody came and they had to be all glammed at, and then she's like,
I would like to thank everyone who supported me, all of my sisters from the Sister Circle.
And then the rest of the cast was standing there like, she's literally not going to
thank us. And she just ignored. And then she gave a speech about how horrible those ladies were, but how nice the girls
on Sister Circle were to her. And then she presented herself with Alexis. I thought that
was the funniest shit of all time, when she bought herself Alexis, had it delivered to
the party, and then cried and gave an Oscar-winning speech for winning a car that she bought herself. I mean,
that being said, I,
so I do think like it would be fun to have her on Atlanta because I feel like,
yeah,
I feel like the vibe of marriage to medicine has over the years really leaned
into this is what we're all doing as couples. Of course it was always there.
It's always called marriage to medicine, but I think in the early years,
there was like a different kind of energy and they've really
settled into like, let's talk about what makes a couple work. And you know, quad is single and
she's not really showing her love life. So it doesn't really make sense for her to be there.
I think she would do really well on Atlanta. If we are to have her, I think like Atlanta actually
may be the better show for her than
Marriage to Medicine these days.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
Okay, so what else?
So Mauricio is being sued.
I mean, Mauricio, I feel like gets sued a lot.
Also there's a kind of, you know that guy we were talking about?
I brought him up.
He was talking about Real Housewives in Jersey.
He's kind of a straight guy.
I think he's like a house husband or something like that. And he talks with his hands right in the camera,
like this. I'll find his name for the next time, but he was doing a video. This time it was about
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like hot.
He's really hot. Yeah. And he's like, let me tell you, you know, Alison Dubois said it years ago,
you know, he's like a straight guy who thinks like, oh, wow, Alison Dubois got it right. Like,
we got it straight guy, you know. But he's like, Alison got it years ago.
Yeah, 15 years, okay? It was 15 years ago. I don't think we should give her that... Anyway,
I'm getting off track. But he's like, but he's basically saying that Dorit and Mauricio are
banging. He thinks that they're banging and that it's no coincidence that Dorit had problems right
when Kyle did and the second that Mauricio was free,
Dorit was out of there. I'd heard that that marriage was over because of P.K. Like,
P.K. was out of town, he was sick of Dorit, Dorit wasn't coming out of her room,
Dorit was acting all crazy, and so P.K. like found a girlfriend in London or something.
That's what I heard from old Queen in a ball. So who knows what's true. But one thing that you can always count on is that Mauricio is getting sued by somebody.
So this is from Daily Mail.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards ex Mauricio Womanski is sued for
greedy COVID loans that he didn't need.
He got a $3.5 million PPP loan.
And let's see, we all remember that was for COVID.
And Mauricio and his business partner, Will and Billy Rose were approved for the hefty
amount of 3.5 million for the agency.
And Realtor LLC filed a violations complaint over the agency's alleged federal false claims
acts in 2023.
Dun dun dun, dun.
Well, Mauricio, you better be careful
because you're in the public eye now
and people are turning against you.
Yeah, people are turning against you
as you're in the public eye.
And you know, I tried to make it work for Kyle,
but you know, sometimes in life,
they're going separate directions
and how people want to...
It's like...
Just in buying a mansion, they can reach out to me and that's basically it.
Devastating.
So upsetting.
Okay.
So Archie...
Oh, my big story.
The internet went into morning this week when Shannon Storms posted, Archie is just in heaven.
And everyone's like, Archie's dead.
And then we all freaked out.
Archie's in heaven with lots of friends.
And then she had to come out with another announcement that Archie's not actually dead,
he just really was in heaven
because he loves his dog treats or something.
No, I apologize.
Archie is alive and well,
although I do have to admit Archie is no longer with us.
He's in the backyard.
He's in the backyard.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to state it that way. He's just, um, he's, Archie has,
he's moved on. He's transitioned to dry dog food. That's all. Not from wet dog food to
dry dog food.
I want to be honest with everybody because this is my season of being open and honest.
And I would just like to say, I'm sad to announce that Archie is dead from laughter.
I threw so many tennis balls,
he laughed and laughed all afternoon.
Look at him pass out on the couch over there.
I would like to just let Instagram know that unfortunately
we've lost Archie.
Yes.
Oh, he's alive, he's alive.
We just, we actually, we don't know where he is,
which is actually, I don't know if that's actually, that's more of a lateral move. Now that I think about it, he's gone. He's alive. We just, we actually, we don't know where he is, which is actually, I don't know if that's actually, that's more of a lateral move. Now that I
think about it, he's, he's gone. He's no longer with us. He's somewhere in Newport Beach,
probably with David Bedorn, that slut on the beach.
So our last big news before we turn it over to the callers, there has been weird stuff
happening all week with rumors of this Vanderpump Rules spin-off
where some people are saying there's a spin-off Raquel on her show is like, I heard that there's
a spin-off.
And it started there and then James denied it and then someone denied it and someone
else said maybe and then someone else denied it.
And I think it all started with Peter Madrigal saying there's going to be a spinoff because they put the pump
sign over on TomTom, which is still there. I was just in West Hollywood the other night.
And it is those two signs side by side, which is super weird. But anyway, now in the news
today or this week, TMZ, so you know it's real, Lisa Vanderpump is ready to serve
up some drama with the new cast of characters. We've learned that cameras have picked up
at her new restaurant, at her restaurant for a new project. Sources familiar tell TMZ production
crews have been filming a possible new show at her West Hollywood spot, Sir, the last
couple of weeks.
Pete Slauson Wow.
Pete Huston It's entirely new faces, all of whom are employees at Sir, much like how Vanderpump Rules first
started with original employees.
None of the current VPR cast members are set to appear, but the pilot's not picked up
either.
But Vanderpump Rules, regular flavored, will still keep going.
Well now to be fair, every season of Vanderpump Rules is all new faces.
So good to always go to that well. I think, I don't know, I can't tell what's true or not,
but I think at the very least if it is to recruit new blood for Vanderpump Rules, I think that's
probably a good idea. I think they're on borrowed time
with some of the elders in the cast.
So it's time to start bringing in the new generation
before it's too late.
Yeah.
All right, well that brings us to the end
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