Watch What Crappens - #2560: Below Deck Med S09E16: Overstep and Repeat

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

On Below Deck Med, Aesha reprimands Ellie for overstepping her role.  Meanwhile, Sandy prepares to pop the question to Leah.To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the luscious and wonderful Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi, good. Construction at this house has entered a new phase. So there's new...

I've got my finger on the mute button, but if some stuff gets through, that's what it is guys. Okay. Just let's all stay calm. First the house, then my face. One thing at a time. Well, it's okay. We will give you a pass for any clunks and clanks and drills, etc.

That come from your background. We all know, like, you know what? This is real life. This is like real live podcasting. You know, nothing is perfect. Thank you. Thank you, man. So welcome to the show, everybody. Happy Tuesday. It's Below Deck Day. only one day left. I was surprised to hear that intro because usually it's only 12 episodes left of the season. Seriously. Um, yeah, this, this season is barreling towards its finale and then we've got below deck sailing yacht, which is ready to go. Uh, that one,

the trailer just dropped for that one yesterday. Um, a lot of people were surprised. I was reading, a lot of people were surprised that Gary is in it, but apparently they shot this before the whole scandal. And I guess Bravo was like, should we air it? Should we not air it? Maybe. I don't know if they tried to cut him out or not, but I think they obviously were like, uh, okay, let's put it on the air. But amusingly, he's obviously in the trailer, but in the,

they had some commercials also during below deck last night that, that, uh, you know, now that the trailers dropped and Gary is nowhere to be found in the commercials. They have cut them out completely of their auditor promos. I mean, Daisy was all over it, but no Gary. So that's gonna be really interesting. Well Bravo has come to count on the, uh, Housewives memory because we all know that people who watch Real Housewives memory, Real Housewives show have no memory. We have the memory of mosquitoes, and the next season we just forget everything that happened the season before. If you don't

believe me, read the comment section. But yeah, I think they're relying on that now for below deck, because they're just like, well, we just kept it on the shelf for a long time. People will forget anything that happened with Gary. I mean, who's the new chief stew? Ramona Singer? Jesus Christ. Will Stasi like gonna come, like lead the deck, lead the deckies?

I mean, what are you doing? Kelly Dodd is the chef. I think, um, you're stupid. You're dumb. You're a dork. It's good. The food's good. It's cooked. You're stupid. It's not my fault. You have an allergy. Um, yeah, so we'll see. I mean my theory is that the reason why we got this below deck med season so quickly considering that the last season was below, it was, you know, we all know it's came up very quickly and had Asia on it. To me,

I feel like they threw this one together with some of their most reliable people. Cause I knew they could like get Sandy Asia, good to go, ready to go, hot to go. And they put this season up because they were going to, they needed that time to like re-edit below deck sailing, maybe to minimize Gary or work around him or something like that. I don't know. That's just my theory. We'll see if it's true or not. But you know, I love it. It's a really important theory for these times. It's a super intense theory.

It's a really, you know what, in this election year, in this election year, we have to stand for something. I stand behind it. And you know what, I'm just hoping that Brittany Mahomes is behind it. I, because- People really give a shit what that lady thinks. Who the fuck is Brittany Mahomes? And why the fuck should I care what this lady thinks?

Why is she in the news every day? Brittany Mahomes likes Taylor Swift. Who's Britney Mahomes gonna vote for? What is, is Britney Mahomes mad? Because Trump said something about- I don't know if I can hear you call her. I don't know if I can hear you call her Mahomes one more time. It's Mahomes, Mahomes.

I just know people are listening. I don't care, that's the point. I don't know who this fucking person is. I don't care who she is. And then I looked up who she is. She's married to somebody. Who cares? Like, has she done anything? I literally do not care who she's married to

or that she's friends with Taylor Swift. I don't care what she wants. I don't care who she's voting for. Get her off my newsfeed, okay? Get the woman off my fucking news. I hate this woman. I don't even know who she is. All I've known is that I've had to read about her

every fucking day for two weeks. Get her out of my life. Please. She's a huge crap and listener. Just kidding. She definitely does not listen to us. Yeah. Well, I'm sure she has a feeling about below deck sailing if you really pressed her. So why are we even talking about her? I don't know. This has seeped into normal life. This, I don't know. Even thinking about this person because I made a joke about election year and then all of a sudden you went off on Brittany Mahomes. Oh, sorry. Well, that was my bad. That no, I liked it. I liked it because I was not anticipating that whatsoever and it was great.

I had no idea. I came to work in a good mood today. I know, but, but you know what? The poison is in us now. Well, welcome to the Britney Mahomo's show. Welcome to the Britney Mahomo's show. Where are your homos? Ron and Britney Mahomo's. Let's get on with it. I forgot what I was talking about. But Gary did it. Nevermind, let's just go.

TA cats and dogs. Okay, below deck 916, this episode is called Chain of Commandment. What? What? Wait, why is the meant part there? Chain of Commandment. What? What? Wait, why is the meant that part there? Chain of commandment. Is it biblical?

Isn't it just chain of command? Isn't that enough of a phrase? Why do we need to add meant to it? Chain of commandment. Well, I would think it's kind of biblical, right? Like the 10 commandments, but nothing biblical happened, I don't think. Not that I can remember.

We'll have to ask Brittany Mahomes. Fucking lady. Sure they will. What do you think about the title of Below Deck? She'll be like, you know what, I'm really not sure about it. Let me talk to my husband and get back to you. Let me hang out with Taylor Swift for a while and I'll get back to you on that one, guys. Brittany Mahomes, shut the fuck up over there. Yeah.

So, everyone is coming back from their big night out. They were all drinking. And as you may remember, Gail and Asha are wasted and Gail is crying on the dock because Joe is going to visit Nathan in Ireland. And now Gail feels like she's not a priority because she thought she was going to get to travel with Nathan first. Now, I know that this is just a drunken cry fest. And listen, I've been friends with this girl my whole life. I still am friends with this girl in 20 different incarnations. And God damn it,

I love her. And I know that when I answer the phone and we're both drunk, or we're just hanging out after a bar and we're both drunk, this is gonna happen. She's gonna cry over some dumb little thing. And guess what? You don't invest your time because the next day it doesn't even matter. As we find out later, we just know it's not going to matter. She's drunk, she's feeling some sort of a way, but Asha does not care because this is Asha's ministry is being there for girls when they're drunk on below deck. When girls are dealing with terrible men on below deck, Asha, this is her ministry, it's why she was put on this earth. So she's like, your strength is so fucking insane, you're so strong right now, are you one of my homies?

What is she so strong about? She's literally crying over some guy possibly going to Iron Lane at some point. If you think Brittany Mahomes didn't have a sob like this every time Patrick went off for an away game, you'd be sadly mistaken. You're just as strong as Brittany. Let me be your tailor, baby. Cry too many. So I'm not really understanding this massive gale strength because she's showing none.

Okay. Don't, hey, she's very strong. She once dropped an anvil on her foot. Don't forget. You know, I got a school rift. So Isha is basically like, so what do you want to do? She's like, we can go to bed. She's like, you go to bed.

She's like, yes, it's okay. I just had a little moment of, yes, it's okay. I just had a little moment of weakness. So it's okay. Yeah, she's doing that thing where she's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Please. She's still sobbing. She's like, please, please stop comforting. Nothing happened to you. I don't even hate this girl. I really like girl, but give me a fucking, and then Aisha's like, all right, let me get a toast and get some noodles before bed.

Aisha said she was gonna go to bed, but now she's not gonna go to bed. Can I trust anyone? Can I trust anyone in their world? I've just been through so much. So now Joe and Carrie, Carrie's the new girl for those who don't remember. They are making toasties in the kitchen

and they're just kind of like joking around about pizza and cold pizza and pineapple pizza, all the stuff that really makes for a great romance going back to the Jane Austen days. And then- They really are trying to make this romance happen for us at the last moment. But it's kind of like Joe's run out of everybody and he's just like hitting on a chimney sweep.

Because listen, I think Carrie is like a great, obviously she's a great stew. I just think of her as just so utilitarian. I don't think she gives a fuck about Joe. She's just like, is that anything for me to clean? I'm going to bed. Give me some pineapple on my pizza and leave me alone. Yeah, I think that's pretty fair. So Aisha then escorts Gail back to Nathan's room. She's like, go have some goddarders. And she sort of basically puts her into the bed with Nathan's that way they can cuddle.

And Nathan's like, what's wrong with you? She's like, nothing. And he's like, what's wrong with you? She's like, nothing. And he's like, I can't wait to travel with you. Seriously? She's like, I don't want you to feel like you have to say that. I'm like, okay, Gail, you're kind of getting annoying now. Like I can't just, it's like the, it's like the drunk reassurance person.

And you're like, oh my goodness. You know that doesn't matter what he says. Just like, you know what? Look, I've never been in a cute couple. I'm never going to be in a cute couple. But one thing I am is around cute couples. I'm sick of cute couples fucking over it. Okay. Just do something on your own. You're, you're all gross. I'm sick of you in food courts. I'm sick of you in traffic, just sick of you in line in stores rubbing on each other's lower back. Like, I'm just sick of you guys. I'm sick of the way you talk to each other like, hey, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, all the time. Get the fuck out of my way. You know what I mean? I'm trying to check out at the Home Depot. Sick of it. I'm sick of it on these shows. And I can't stand any more of this

cute couple dance. It's like, aren't we a cute couple? We're a cute couple. But I'm sad. I don't want you to be sad. But I am. But I don't want your feelings to be hurt. Then show me. Show me with the actions, not your words. Oh, for fuck's sake, I showed you. I left. Okay, I drove away. That's me. That's my actions. Yeah, it's a lot. But he's like, no, I want you. I want you more and more. I love you. I think I'm loving you more and more. no, I want you, I want you more and more. I love you. I think I'm loving you more and more." Which is really very sweet, but we all know once they get to Fort Lauderdale, because that's where all deckies wind up, it's going to be over. Pete Slauson Yeah, Fort Lauderdale. You know what? I think if this podcasting thing doesn't work out

for much longer, I'm going to need a second chapter in my life. And I think I'm just going to go to school and become a divorce lawyer so I can just listen to the stories of all these cute couples leaving each other. I'm going to become a divorce couple specifically in Fort Lauderdale, just so I can listen to Yachty's breaking up for the rest of my life. By the way, it sounds like music to my fucking ears, honestly. I would like a spin off on Bravo. I sincerely thought this last night when someone else, I think was saying like, I cannot wait to go to South Florida. I was thinking like,

Bravo really should do a spin-off in Fort Lauderdale. Well, just basically all the deckies on dry land in between boats, you know, because they all get up to so much shit. They're all having babies with each other and then they leave the babies on the curb as they go off onto a boat. Landies, what would you call it? Yeah, landies, like and landies. Yeah. Landen or actually I thought of a name for it. It was like, I don't know, dock. What do they call it? They call it like land bound or what is it called? Not land, but locked, land locked. Land locked. Land locked would be actually a great name for it. There you go. And Bravo, by the way,

do not steal this idea without crediting us. You can steal it, but at least save it from Ben Ron on the blow deck. Just give us credit, okay? Just how, like, yeah, just give us credit. And I think they should film it like the Hills. Actually, we should cut this because we have connects over there.

We can go sell this show. We should cut this and go sell this show. Seriously. Landlocked. That's a great idea. Just like a do like a winter house, but it's all the below deck people who are off season. Stuck in Fort Lauderdale, just aging badly

and going to the STD clinic every other day. Yeah. Yeah. And it's Fort Lauderdale full of excitement and charm. Fort Lauderdale. Okay. So they're like being cute couple and now six hours before charter, everybody's waking up. And Joe's like, good morning, bro. I wanted to tell you, you know what, Carrie, she saw sound. But just as a mate, because Nathan's like, oh morning, bro. I wanted to tell you, you know what, Carrie, she's so sound. But you know, just as a mate, because Nathan's like, oh, Jesus Christ, Joe, you're

disgusting. How could anyone be into Joe? He's just gross. He's like a sample tray, you know? If you saw all the fingers that have been all over that sample tray, you'd never eat it again. I feel like anybody who's approached by Joe should be shown footage of everything, every... Ugh. They should be shown footage. You know what it is with Joe? I don't find him gross. I just find him very unfascinating.

Like he never says anything that is interesting. He never has any insights into himself or the people around him that are noteworthy. He's just very average and predictable and totally unremarkable, but he has nice hair. You know, I think that that's a good point because I don't really feel any true anger towards Joe and the men on this show really do film, you know, especially the fuck boys

who are just trying to bang everybody and then eventually hurts everybody's feelings. Usually I hate that guy, but you're right. He's just an uninteresting person who's just trying to eat a sandwich. I feel like he's just trying to eat a sandwich. Like he's just always gonna say yes to any kind of, he's just hungry, you know?

He just wants a sandwich. He's decently good looking, got good hair, nice eyes, nice arms, friendly enough. But like the fuck boy thing is just like, it's actually his fuck boyness is actually so cliche. It's not even at the level where it can be disgusting. It's just like not even an interesting version of being a fuck boy. It's just kind of like a very generic January movie of fuck boyness. Yeah. And people are trying to talk themselves into being into him too, like a very generic January movie of fuckboyness.

Yeah, and people are trying to talk themselves into being into him too, which I think is really funny. Ellie is like, well, you know, I could do better, but there's no one here, so maybe I'll try again with Joe. Joe, he wants babies? Oh, Joe screwed me over again. And then two weeks later she tries, and then Bree's like, I don't want anything to do with it. Do you want to fuck in the bathroom?

Please never speak to me again. You know what? Lamborghinis and Nissans drive same highway. Let's do it. Given that Bree is the Nissan in Ellie's mind, I should clarify. So Nathan's like, oh Joe, this is utter bullshit. This is what Joe does. This is Joe's masterclass.

How is this a masterclass? He's literally failing at everything, okay? He just got dumped for a piece of pineapple pizza last night, a cold piece of pineapple pizza. Yeah, this is not masterclass. It's not a TED talk. I don't even know if it's a learning annex. This might just be a, this might just be a very long comment on YouTube.

For real. So Joe's like, why can't a male and a female just be mates, mates? No one even wants to be your friend. Joe, guess what? No one's calling you out. You're not getting laid and you're not getting called. You're just a sad, sad, lonely man. Go away, Joe. Go to Britney. Walk towards the Britney. Walk towards the Mahomes, Joe. Also, did he receive some sort of indication from Kerry that there were anything more than mates? Like, you guys are mates. So why are you wondering like, why can't men and women just be mates? It's like, well, guess what? You are mates right now, so stop looking into it so much because I don't think she really cares.

And if she does, you know, bang you, it's because she's horny. It's not that she inherently thinks that there's anything special about you. Yeah. So, H had fun last night. She's talking to Bree. Everyone's getting ready. It's like morning.

And then Kerry sees Joel. She's like, what's up, Joel? And he's like, how are you feeling? She's like, you know, Joe, I don't feel so bad. I don't feel so bad. Last night, it was so nice to spend time with me, pizza, pineapple pizza. Really, really did it for me, Joe. And then we see Gail talking to Nathan, doing this thing that like is also kind of annoying. It's more cutesy thing of like, I really didn't think I want you as a boy. And he's like, Oh yeah, I fucked that up. It was like, no, they're talking about how they can't wait to travel. And she goes, no, I've just gotten out of a relationship

in there were times where I didn't feel like my priority. It was like a priority to my partner. I feel like Brittany Malmes with Taylorila. This year was a priority. I don't think so. So everything between Nathan and I have been selfish and I question whether my feelings are real. And I just don't want lightning to strike twice. I'm like, I think that's the expression. I'm actually rooting for lightning. I've got to be at this point. I'm rooting for the lightning. I'm pretty sure the expression is not lightning always strikes twice. So I think we're all right, but I can imagine she is. Listen, unfortunately, when it comes to relationships, people, it's not usually a lightning situation. It's usually a cycle.

It's usually a standard weather pattern that comes through. Unfortunately for her. She's just so funny to me because she's like, I just got out of a relationship and I didn't feel like I was a priority. You literally came on TV and cheated on your boyfriend. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but I supported that completely because I was like- I mean, I did too, but it's just her retelling of history. Like, oh, I'm not a priority. You literally cheated on your boyfriend. He was calling you every day. Like your boyfriend wanted to talk to you 30 times a day. If anything, I would say your boyfriend was a stalker and

a fucking obsessive weirdo. I wouldn't say that you weren't a priority. You're literally all he thought about. But for you to rewrite it like, oh, I'm not a priority, you weren't cheating on your boyfriend, ma'am. And I think Gail's doing the below deck thing where they're like, okay, we're wrapping it up, so this is the end of your love story, what are you going to do? Are you going to travel? You know, I think she's been kind of prompted into some of this, but. Yeah.

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Ellie, are you provisions? But Ellie's like nowhere to be found because Ellie is like doing a fashion show. And then she finally joins and Aisha's like, oh, thanks for coming right at the end. We finished. So basically what's happened is Aisha now sees the light that is Carrie, like, oh, there is a world where I could have a good stew. And I don't have to keep pretending like Ellie's doing such a good job when she's been also sucking. She's just looked good in comparison to Brie,

but now she looks bad in comparison to Carrie and Asha just does not want to deal with it anymore. It's the, it's, she's got senioritis in terms of friendliness and she is just like, fuck Ellie now. Yeah, she's had it. So she is talking about the theme of the night and they want a Swedish pop musical Greek thing. And she's talking about how she loves this couple. Now wasn't in the previous,

didn't we see the horrible gay coming on with these people? We saw that the horrible gay had been with them, but amazingly he did not tag along for the 10th time onto this charter. Oh, because when this ended, when this episode ended, I was like, what lovely gays. I thought we were going to get the horrible gay. No, they were just, they never came. I thought they were lovely gays. These were just like the loveliest gays.

Just they were just happy to make some saucy jokes. Like if they could make a saucy joke, they would make it. They're like, oh, nice knife. That's good to spread on the bun. I know what I'm gonna spread on my buns. Yeah, I was very much like, oh my God, is this food? We're gonna swallow it. Not the first time we swallowed, am I right?

I was like, oh God, all right. It's like the old public race gays, which we know that we're already becoming those gays. Like, I get it. I can't be much of a hater because I am living on that street. But yeah, they were lovely. They even were like, Oh my God, Jono, he's gay. Let's hug him and support him until he's gay. They were so lovely. They're just lovely, nice gays. And I'm so glad they did not bring that rabid heathen of a man with them this time.

That rabid heathen of a man? Whoever he was. He's probably, honestly, that guy is probably actively doing what he can do to become Brittany Mahomes is gay. He's like, I want to be in with her and then in with Taylor and in with Patrick and in with Travis. Yeah. So Asia's assigning people. She puts Bree in laundry.

She puts Ellie on service in cabins and then she points to Carrie and she's like, and you'll be going to Flover. I need you. And by the way, Bree, laundry has been great. You took the initiative to do your color system. Wonderful. Ellie, your decorations were amazing. Well done. Now I've noticed some arms are a bit slower with washing. She's going to send Ellie down a fucking spiral. And I love it. I'm here for it. Yeah. By the way, I love that Brie like laundry's been going

amazing after it was only been half a charter. Those beads came in the middle of this last most recent charter. It's like, oh, you had 12 hours when those socks got lost. You're doing amazing." So she was like, yeah, Carrie cleaned the pantry in half the time that it's been taking everybody else to clean the pantry. So yeah, because everything she does is like this. And she does like a really fast imitation of Carrie. And she goes, that's how it should be on yachts. Everyone just really needs to learn to nail it. Now, now I know I've only got about five minutes left with the rest of you. I just

wanted to make it clear. Carrie amazing, you terrible. Carrie amazing, you terrible. Any questions? Let's put it this way. Carrie is just the best stew that's ever been on this boat. Ellie is sort of like the Brie of stews and Brie is just the... Well, Brie is just the lost sock of our laundry at this point. Do you see what I'm saying here? Does that make me lost sock? There has been palpable shift in Asia's behavior towards me ever since Cary got on board. And here I'm like like what about me? Remember me?

Do you even know my name? Quest in the Bird! You know I saw a movie once where they poured pig's blood on Kerry's head and I think that's a good idea. So Aisha's like oh raw so when the shoots are done go back to bed blah blah blah clean up etc don't be slow. Okay, Kiri is my favourite. I just wanted to write some assignments on the whiteboard here so we can all see what

we're gonna do. Kiri, amazing. Ellie, stupid. Bree, stupid. Okay everyone, go take a picture. Bri? Bri do you have any more of those little color pins? I like to put a gold one on Kerry.

Gold stands for bestew. So if you're confused just look at the pin and look at the key. Oh okay. Ow. I just was wiping my eye and I had a sharp nail and I spoked myself on my sharp nail. Oh, I'm crumbling. This is karma. How powerful is Britney Bohomys anyway?

She's very powerful. She already took out my neck this morning. Britney Bohomys just blinded me. She's like, next time you talk ill of my man, I'm gonna come for you. And I have no idea what she sounds like. My man, I pulled my neck before we started recording. And I'm really, so like we're both just like falling apart right now.

Yeah. And we're still probably better than Brie and Ellie at things. Oh yeah, welcome. That was from me. Okay, so then Aisha is radioing Ellie. Like where are you? Oh, wait, wait, well first we get to Brie's like,

what's there? Aisha's like, it's one of the funnest nights ever. I'm like, God, like yeah, really? Was it fun for you, Ellie? And then he's like, well, Joe walks in with Carrie. I'm like, fuck off. And she goes, oh, listen, Joe's just joking. Who could Joe be other than Joe?

Joe's like a pair of underwear without the wrong, the correct name on them. Just floating around. And then suddenly somebody says, where are my underwear? Why am I crying right now? I thought I fixed it. No, I'm actually, I'm excited to go back to South Florida. I'm not going to lie. I want to go to a Buffalo Wild Wings and...

I want to be where the people are. I want to see them doing shots at the piano bar probably. I'm trying to remember what was in Fort Lauderdale when we were there. I just remember really drunk people on the sidewalk. Fort Lauderdale is wild. Yeah, everywhere we go Florida is wild, really. And Miami gets a reputation for being wild, but literally everywhere we go there is crazy. People party like maniacs. You can be in a young place. You can be in an old place like a place with older pew. Everyone's bugging boobies up to their face, farting their faces off. Like I will always remember that lady being literally dragged by security out of

our show while we were on stage doing our some recap. And there was this lady and she was on the ground and they were, there were two guys, one had each arm and we're calling her and there was like a staircase. It was like this, the venue was like this weird kind of pit. And they were pulling her up a staircase and her shirt was riding up over her stomach and I was just like, damn, Fort Lauderdale was wild. That was the one that was in that punk club and it was in that pit because people would body surf.

Like you jump off the stage and you body surf. Remember that was the one that Leah and Captain Lee came to. Yeah. And Leah Black and Leah was like, what is this? It was so crazy. It was wild. It was like in a punk club, people were acting like maniacs, like the people are in their faces. People who worked there were such jacks and the people that worked there were such

jacks because they were like, yeah, we do with punk bands. And then here come two gay guys talking about Bravo. And they were like, oh, I'm like, I'm like, you just wait, sir. I guarantee our crowd is going to be much rowdier than any of your punk crowds. And sure enough, there was that lady getting part of off. Yes, I was so proud of everybody. Okay. That was wild.

So now Isha is trying to get Ellie on radio and she's like, Ellie, Ellie, what's your location? And she's like, oh, I was helping Brie finish Cabins. She's like, oh, I asked Brie to do that and for you to do the stairs. And she's like, but I I was helping Bree finish cabins. She's like, um, I'll ask Bree to do that and for you to do the stairs. And she's like, but I was just trying to help. And she goes, just do what I've said. How about that?

How about you just do what I say? Right? And then Aisha's looking and she finds a whole bunch of fingerprints on a door. So she radioed, she's like, Aisha, come on, I need you to come. This finger mark, turn over this door frame. I need you to fix this.

So Ellie is in the crew gal, the crew mess, and so she's like goofing off. She's like, but I need to conserve my energy a little bit. And she's like dancing around and joking, pretending to be like fake fighting with Joe and everything, and Asha's like watching down the hall. We're like, Ellie? Ellie! Get over here!

Listen, all through this hallway there's like little finger marks everywhere. It's like the walls are a woman and Jo's around. I need it cleaned off, please. Oh yes, I'm doubling down. So Ellie starts like wiping down the walls and she tells us, I feel like I have to check out a little bit because I don't like how I'm being treated. I fully understand that Asia wants the highest yacht standards, but the way she's going about it, she's achieving opposite effect.

I'm like, yeah, but just do your job also. Do your job and she'll probably treat you a lot better as you can see the way she's treating Carrie. But I feel like that's such a modern way of looking at work too. also do your job and she'll probably treat you a lot better as you can see the way she's treating Carrie. But I feel like that's such a modern way of looking at work too. Like, you're doing a poor job. You're doing a poor, thanks for coming down human resources. You're doing a poor job. Uh, yeah, you're not really inspiring me to do a better job. Exactly. This is like very much a 2024 response.

I'm going to need more from you as my employer if you want more from me. Literally, I need more positive energy. It's because you're still messing up and it's the last charter. That's why you're not getting the great feedback from Asha anymore. So then Sandy is like, oh my gosh, final chart. What are you doing? HR, are you meditating? What are you doing? She's like, Oh, I'm just enjoying this moment. We've got about five minutes left and I've got one decent employee. It's wonderful. So then, oh yeah, because they're standing in line waiting for the guests to arrive and

here come, here they come at Stacey and he's like, are you ready for this? And she's like, are we're ready for you? Okay. Listen, we got naps at 10 o'clock hugs at 11 o'clock banana at 12 o'clock and a marathon of wind all the way to the, all the way to dinner. Hope someone's ready to cuddle up in my, my cuddle, my cuddle, my cuddle crib. Wind is on. Wind is on, guys. It's on streaming now.

So then we see Ian, which is odd, because we never see him anymore. He's like, let's talk, we're going to have some fun. Check out ancient ruins. Be sure to finish strong. We made it. Yes, let's talk. Check out ancient ruins. Be sure to finish strong. We made it. Yes So They are some it Carrie and Ellie are making espresso martinis And so Ellie Ellie really is going on a power trip wherever she can find one and if it means during making espresso martinis

So be it so Ellie's like so so let me teach you how to make an espresso martini. You strainer, it helps with the foam. And she's like, Oh, but I just put the milk in at the end so it doesn't curdle. She's, Oh, you, oh, oh, how do you add milk? Do you shake it or not? Do you, are you stupid? Like, Flutters too, try to take my job or you're going to do the strainer method like I told you. And she's like, so how do you add the milk? You shake milk? And she's like, no, I just took it and then at the end, I put a tiny splash of the milk. And she's like, oh,

good job. She's trying to show power, but she has not learned how to not curdle milk yet. And Carrie's like, oh, better enjoy that. Hope you enjoyed being put in your place there, madam. Ellie's cocktails have not been amazing all season. There was that strange mojito, although she did tell us it was a mango mojito, which is why it was orange. Cause we were like, what sort of mojito is that color of it? So to be fair, we do have explanation for some of them,

but like I feel like Loki, one of the storylines that has not been focused on is like every chart or someone's upset about Ellie's cocktails. Yeah, they don't taste right or something. So then, Stacey, the main gay is like, oh, here's to a couple of relaxing days filled with all kinds of mischief. Like, uh-oh, he just, mischief? No, it's gonna be a lot of pasmina flowing and slow dancing to Kenny G. We're gonna get into so much mischief. We're gonna go see the temple of Poseidon.

There's gonna be a balloon arch and we might even listen to some ABBA. So get ready, America. You're going to see the most mischievous mischief in that chart you've ever seen on Belowdecks. So then, Nathan is talking about how Gale's obviously thinking of a lot of things to do with her past relationship. And she's saying she wants me to show her that I like her, but I don't think I can show her any more than I've already showed her." Then we see clips of him. I'm like, sir, have you forgotten about skywriting? Hello. I'm exhausted. So now it's time to uncover the Wing stations. What's that?

to uncover the Wing Stations. What's that? Wing Stations. Oh, well, you would think it sounds like it's a buffet for some BW squared Buffalo Wild Wings, but actually I think it's just some boat terminology for things on the sides of the boat. So not as exciting as it sounds. Your Wing Stations cleared, you little maniacs, you little heathens, you little mischievous heathens. So then Asia tells Ellie to go down to let Brie go on break.

And then so Ellie takes over laundry. Dun, dun, dun, what will happen? So I love this show because you're like, oh, Ellie's in laundry. What the fuck? Just what Brie had gotten her system right with putting beads on names. I love that the audience is literally sitting here

waiting to see if anyone's been fucking with breathe this whole time. I need this to be the ending that we find out that either Joe or Ellie or someone has been fucking with breathe. It's just been Captain Sandy. So John, meanwhile, has a moment of reflection because he's talking about how he hasn't met a lot of gay or black people in yachting. And so, you know, and he obviously is gay and black, which makes him a double minority. And so it's meaningful to him that there's a guest, there's a charter full of gay people on board.

And so he really wants to make sure they're super extra happy. And he really sells this point by saying, I need that flavor, flavor, okay? Oh, hello. Yeah. So then it is lunchtime and they're talking, like the gays are talking, like, who's cuter? Is it Nathan or is it Joe? And Tony's like both, but I know which one's probably family. And they're like, the chef, right?

I was like, why don't you bring up the chef? Why is it only Nathan or Joe who's cute? Yeah, well. It's never the case, it's always the straight ones. I feel like people are always like, hey, I'm just gonna go for the straight. You know, they're right there, they're more muscular, you know, the deckhands always get all the love. I mean, let's be honest.

You fuck the deckhands. You marry the one who will feed you, I guess. Yeah. You marry the one who's going to serve you a cookie on top of a slice of cake. Fuck yeah. That's I wouldn't hire that person, but I would marry them in two seconds. Like that sounds like a Friday night to me. It sounds like any night to me. I mean, that whole thing, I love how offended we were like a cookie on top of a piece of cake when in reality I couldn't even talk. My tongue was so hard.

I'm still pretty offended by it. I love the idea of it as a, as Tuesday night at home. I don't love the idea of it for a 50th anniversary celebration dessert. But otherwise, honestly, very into it. So okay, so now water toys are going out and everything and Joe's telling us, I have no harsh feelings towards Gael. We've had our ups and downs. I wanted to excel period.

I wanted to do the tangent driving period. So I've got to be very careful what I say to girls. I mean, guys and girls can be mates, can't they? Can't they? That's weird. We're on the world world. You've got to be careful how you talk to ladies. That's why you can't have one with their finger on the nuclear button. That's right. Women are so emotional. You've got to be careful. Um, so, my favourite fallacy. Um, so, it's my favorite fallacy.

Um, so Asha is... Did someone say phallic-seize? No. Okay, Brittany, the homes. So... The gaze. Oh. That was Brittany trying to get in with a gaze.

Quiet, Brittany. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So then Gail and Joe are talking and he's like helping her with something. Oh yeah, so then Aisha and Ellie. So she's like, so when you make things like this, if you take the lid off, as soon as you've done the shot, put the lid back on the shaker, because otherwise things get strewn around.

And I really don't like when things are strewn around. Okay, got it. Mm-hmm, got it. Just roll it down. Roll it down. We look at note every day and remember, NOSTRUNE! NOSTRUNE! No, it's just good habits for your next boat, you know? Do you want to go down to laundry and see if anything needs rolling down there? Also a good habit for your next boat,

where you'll be demoted to thirsty, most likely. So then Ellie goes down to laundry and she's like, well, hello, I've been sent to team up. What do you need? And she's like, got some rags. These saris can go back. And she's like, this one is wet. She goes, yeah, yeah, well, it can go. Just make sure what you're right with Joe's stuff

because I've written it all down. Sorry, it's just so we don't mess with Bree's system, you know? So I don't want her to come back and be upset about it. I'm not trying to mess with anything. No, no, I'm just saying. I know you're not trying to, but I'm just saying I don't want her to come back and be upset about it. I'm not trying to mess with anything. No, no, I'm just saying. I know you're not trying to, but I'm just saying I don't want any of that. Sometimes there's just too many cooks in the stew, you know? Just too many cooks, too many stews.

Not enough stew for the cooks. I mean, the cook's not supposed to eat the stews. I've made the stew, I've cooked the stew, I've eaten the stew. I do everything. I'm the animal in the stew. I literally do every job for the stew. Do you understand? Wow, that feels amazing. A second stool having floater. Tell me at this point period at the same time comma

Whoops looks like some accidental narration got into the note there But you know what I can sort of see myself saying that anyway at this point period at this point comma I want to see myself saying that. Anyway, at this point, period, at this point, comma, I've been kicked out of laundry, but now Kerry can do laundry all of a sudden? What the fuck is going on? So then Nathan and Gail are talking about getting tickets to a gun show, is that?

I believe that's, I don't remember the scene, but I'm assuming they're talking, it must be an arms situation. So then, um, is that, oh, the gun show. I mean, that was, I'm from Texas. So this was not, this was not a gun show. This is like a, what, what's last, maybe like a rope show, like a dangling rope. What I'm doing. Yeah, I don't have, I don't have guns, I have tents. I have flesh sleeping bags hanging over sticks. I have a beware of dog sign.

That's my arm, beware of dogs. Just something that's really not gonna be helpful, but you hope does in a pinch. I have a wet sock hanging from a tree branch. I have an unlocked front door. Welcome to my unlocked front door. This is totally come on in. Okay, so Aisha's checking on laundry and Ellie's like, well, there's quite a bit going on, but Kerry said there's too many cooks in the kitchen, so now I'm back! I'm back here now. Great, great. So glad to have you back. Oh, you know what? I just heard that there's a starfish that needs some help with clearing

a table, so maybe throw yourself overboard and help the fish and we'll catch you in, I don't know, about three days. So then Bree checks on Kerry and Kerry's like, oh, listen, Ellie came in, I don't know, about three days." So then Brie checks on Carrie and Carrie's like, oh listen, Ellie came in, she started being like a tornado. I said, listen, there's too many tornadoes in the stew, do you know? No one wants to eat tornado stew, cook. Get out of here, cookie. I'm cooking the next tornado. Do you know what I mean? I don't want her messing up with your laundry.

And she's like, ah, that is amazing. Yeah, that seems like laundry is just flying by now. Oh no, colors. It's really helped a lot, but I cannot find tornadoes uniform, so I'm very scared. So, Brie also says that having Carrie means that she has more time to focus on laundry too, which helps, which also is not nothing. For those who really want my analysis of the situation. So Asia is like, uh, the guests are, the guests are playing on their toys and everything. And, and Asia, um,

is now going to tell once Ellie to decorate the table and Sandy's checking in on Ian and everything. Just sort of busy stuff is happening around the boat. Yeah, they're decorating for the Swedish pop music night. And then Aisha is radioing Joe. And she's like, do you and Gail want to plan something for tonight? And Carrie's like, I'm here, I can do it. I've choreographed many, many things. I put on community theater while I've been cooking. I actually worked for a dinner theater. I made the dinner, I was the dinner, I served the dinner, and I served, I was the lead in Hello Dolly.

So I can do literally anything in a digital life. What was it, Swedish? It was Swedish Hello Dolly. It was Hello Dolly as told by Abba. So I can do it. It started Brett Butler in a comeback performance and got rave reviews with a local newspaper in Scotland. So I think I know what I'm doing.

So Joe's telling us, you know, me and Kerry, we've got the same vibes, you know, but at the minute, we're just mates. We're just mates. I'm like, yeah, no one was asking if you guys are together. Like, you can stop telling us, you can stop like reassuring us that you guys are just mates.

Also, cause we know you're gonna try to get into her pants as soon as you're drunk. Yeah, and the producer's like, so are you just friends, Carrie? She's like, yeah. And they're like, do you bang your friends? She's like, I have done. So then Aisha is calling Carrie to the pantry

and she radios her. She's like calling Kerry to the pantry and she radios her. She's like, come to the pantry. And then Ellie radios. So she's like, Kerry and I need your help decorating, please. And Aisha radios again. She's like, Ellie, oh, you said that she'll clear the pantry on the radio. God damn it. Okay.

Well, I just wanted to say, hello, radio the radio. God damn it. Okay, well I just wanted to say hello radio radio. It's Ellie. You need help decorating. More important. Lamborghini requires roadside assistance with decorations. Please report to Lamborghini. I don't understand what Ellie's playing at. I think she's trying to show Carrie. Oh bitch. I've been here longer! But guess what, Ellie? I'm gonna swoop in and I'm gonna snuff out your candle!

Elton John's gonna have to write a new version for this one, because the candle in the wind has been snuffed! Sorry, Marilyn! Sorry, Diana! Ellie, you're Sorry, Diana. Ellie, you next bitch. Candle in my fingers, which have also been up me bum. So now they're serving a meat, they're serving dinner, they're doing the synchronized service and all that stuff, serving, Jono serves up some steak and celeriac,, etc. And then upstairs, Nathan and Gail are cuddling in bed and she's like, I'm so excited. He's like, for drivel?

Yes, but I'm also scared. He's like, scared? He seems nice, but what if he's lying about it? What if he's not really nice? I've been so hurt before. What if I get hurt again?" Yeah, I don't know how you're going to get hurt. You just went from one yaddy relationship to another yaddy relationship. Sounds solid to me. Yeah. She's like, I just don't want to give you the same thing. I mean, like, you know, on the outside environment, it's very Love Island, like, are we gonna make on the outside? It's like the answer is no, I'm telling you this right now, so just enjoy it while you have it now

and stop worrying about it. But that's what kind of kills me about these storylines is they're so Love Island. It's just everybody watches it, you know? And so now they come on and they do a Love Island story every time. Literally, do you remember it? Not Natasha, it was Natasha and what's the other girl?

Natalia. I think it was Natalia, right? Who's like, oh, it's quite fit. Which one's quite fit? That one's quite fit. Yeah, that's a fist. Who's a fist? It's like, okay.

You're all just on the wrong show. I know. Yeah, we need to have like yacht island. So- No, we're having landlocked. Landlocked. One pre-show idea for Bravo. When so I do one for each show. I do a million shows.

Um, so, uh, Gail is, uh, yeah, no, Gail and Joe are talking about doing this dance thing tonight and, um, and then, you know, Nathan's getting into a costume with leotard his Dick is kind of showing and. And, you know, they're just all getting ready for this big performance. And then they do the performance and then people clean up and they go to bed. And now it's the next morning. So Aisha is talking to Captain Cappy

about her big day, planning the big day of getting engaged to Leah. And she's like, oh, I never in a million years would have guessed it. One day I'd be planning her engagement. And then we see clips of when they first met and we get the, I want someone I was a kid to figure out how poo poo worked. I put my thumb up in my bongles. And I love that they put that clip in. I felt like I was left. I know. It really was. So Ian asked if he can go on the excursion today

because he's never been on one. So he's gonna go and then the guests see this, the temple of Poseidon from the boat. They're like, oh my God, it's like a temple. She goes like, yes, Mother Wibri, you're gonna go with the guest at the temple. Oh good, can I do laundry at temple? No.

Can I put peen on temple? No. What do I do with it? I can't believe you're letting me go out to an excursion. Oh my god, what did I do to deserve it? Oh. She starts crying. I know. She's crying. I know.

She's like, thank you so much for letting me go to work. Well, you were halfway adequate for half of the charter, so we thought we'd reward you. What do they do to these poor people? This girl is sobbing that she gets to leave the boat for 10 minutes and it's still at work. It's not like she's sending you on vacation. She's like, you get to carry gay things up a gay hill to a Greek ruin, congratulations. She's like, oh, thank you so much.

So the guests all leave. And so Aitra sits with Sandy to do some more planning. And she's like, Captain, oh, there are a few things I'd like to go over with you. Are there any party flowers that you'd like and how would you like them arranged? Oh, well, I want you to line them up on the dock and then there's a table. I want there to be a violinist and a champagne and then maybe another dock over, like far enough away where it's definitely not part of it, but you can see it. Put like a little folding chair for Norma and say, this could be you, but you're stupid.

Yeah. Give her some of those opera glasses or something. So she really wanted to understand what she's not invited to. Okay. Here's one thing that's very important. Okay. Asia golf shirts. Do you have golf shirts? I want a golf shirt, make it shiny. Do you have golf cleats, just to complete the look? Yes, plenty, yes. Just like a, just Leah just always thinks I'm so handsome when I golf. Okay, here's what I want you to do.

I want you to put like, you know, one of those like, those trellises or whatever, the things that people get married under, but instead of flowers, just put a whole bunch of branzinos up there. It'll be real pretty. You know what? I wanted a violinist, but instead of a violinist, could I just have, I don't know, Hannah,

get Hannah some heroin, because I know she's an addict, and put her at the end of a doc and just have her play a branzino. Just say, hey, listen, heroin, heroin, Hanny, just here's the violin to play. Just let's just watch her play the Branzino. Just say, hey, listen, heroin, heroin, Hanny, just here's the violin to play. Just let's just watch her play the Branzino. Maybe Roy Orbison Jr. could be on the keys, you know, because we didn't see him this season. And apparently, America loves to see him, which is why

he's been back five times. Okay, so then we go to the excursion and Ian's like, oh, so this was constructed in the 5th century BC. It's historically served as navigational point for sailors. As you can see, there's seven sailors there standing there. There's nobody there. My bad. My bad. Bree is sitting there putting little color pins on every column. Now I know which column is which column. As you can see, the columns are not actually perfectly straight. Just like us, girls.

Just like us. Thank God for gay people. I don't know if I get the joke. So he's like, and this was the prototype for the Acropolis as well. And they're like, wow, how do they even lift those blocks up there? Aliens, ho! So, he's like, wow, look at all this information he's brought.

He's so smart. And then they're like, wow, can look, there's the boat. Do you think that maybe they can see us mooning them? Let's moon. So Ian radios is like, hello, motor yacht mystique. Can you guys see the moon? And they're like, yeah, I think so. It's weird how you can see it during the day.

No, the actual butters. As someone put a tunnel into the moon, well, that was rude. That was just rude. They're like, oh, we noticed them. Yes. Oh, we see them. We see them all. Oh, I just got it. The top of the moon. You know, why are there bottles different colors? Sorry, I had to put things on but also I could tell which person was which person. Wait a minute. Joe, how are you all the way over there? Your butthole is over here.

Oh no, wrong bead. I put purple Joe beads on pink gay man bead, but. Girl, this ain't the first time I've had the wrong beads up my butt. Oh no. Sam and I all think it's weird that we've been bending over with our butts in the air for about five minutes now

at this ancient ruin. And for you, Zach. I'm so happy that Ian prepared so much information for this excursion because it's not like Ian and I are the most entertaining people on the boat, you know? Oh, yes you are. Yes you are. I would literally pay, you're the first below deck member

that I've wanted to have a live show because I would totally come to see you just do laundry. Oh, just trying to figure something out. Yeah, do crowd work. Like people can throw you their laundry and then you could try to figure out whose bra belongs to who. And make sure like the, like visually it looks like a magic show.

Like it's like, and there's like, there's like fog in the air as she's just like picking up a shirt and like, ah, let's see, this is Joe. I put here to left. Just puts it on a pile. These boxers, I'm sure of it. These boxers belong to Nathan. No, actually those are mine. It's like seeing a mentalist at work, a very bad mentalist.

Da da da da. All the answers are right there. She doesn't have to even look, like a mentalist normally would close her eyes and be like, I feel like this belongs to Joe. But she's like, according to the labor, the labor says Joe, so this belongs to Captain Sandy. No, no.

I thought it was trick question. Da da da, da da da da. The lasers are going off. This one is for Ellie. This is definitely for Ellie. That is a shoe and it belongs to one of the nameless engineers on board. So Aisha is telling Ellie to get ready for the sexy god

thing because we gotta get the drag queens. At one point in this they go, we're gonna have drag queens tonight. And Captain Sandy goes, I love drag queens. I don't know why it was such a funny shot to me, but we know that that's not true. Right. Captain Sandy does not like drag queens. No, she's just nervous. I can almost guarantee you that she hates drag queens.

I think she's probably guarding her fanny pack when a drag queen comes on board. I think she is so nervous about her engagement. Like she just can't control the things coming out of her mouth. It's like, hey Captain Sandy, do you like drag queens? I love drag queens. I'm totally chilling right now. What do you think about oil spills?

Oil spills so fun. Oh, I love an oil spill. Are you okay Captain Sandy? I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine. Everything's fine with me. I just feel like a drag queen would be like, oh, hey, you know, so Dennis the Menace, what are you doing tonight? She would be like, oh, hey, you know, uh,

so Dennis, the menace, where are you, what are you doing? And I was like, you know what? I just don't, I don't appreciate that. I didn't think that was funny and I'm higher on the chain of command than you are. So I said, unless you really need some empowerment and you want to learn how to drive a boat and put the hours in, I really don't have time for this. Wow. Someone's a very serious Sally. Well, actually my name is Sandy, not Sally. And if you really were working hard,

you could have just called me a serious Sandy. So then let's see. So everybody's getting ready and Ellie's like, I'm Bree, I'll need your help decorating please because we have blue curtains. We can pop them all around. And Carrie's like, do you want, I'll need your help decorating, please, because we have blue curtains. We can pop them all around. And Carrie's like, do you want me to put on some glasses? She's like, um, we are focusing on decor right now.

Sorry, you just want decor? She's like, yes, you can help Bree with these curtains. And so she starts to help out and Ellie is basically commandeering all the stoos to put up balloons and she just just barking orders all around. Balloon there, balloon there! Excuse me, Bree, balloon there. Okay, do you know what we're gonna do here on the bar? Balloons? No, we're gonna put flag! Flag on bar! I told you, now who's chiefs through now, huh?

Isn't that offensive to say? Flag, I said flag! Now shut up you homeowner, get to work. Wait a minute. Homeowner, I said, future homeowner. Asha tells the chef dinner's at nine and he's like, well, I'm definitely like half an hour ago. I was definitely hitting wall. It sounded like this. Oh, there's a wall. I designed that wall, unfortunately, because I was an architect.

So, so, you know, it could withstand the crash and then I ate it. So, you know, it could withstand the crash and then I ate it. So they're still there. So they're doing this. Ellie, the decorations for this thing is going on for so long. And there's all this chitter chat back and forth on the radio about is there a double sided tape? There's no double sided tape. And she's like, um, idiot, idiot, Asia, hi, if you don't have double-sided tape, you can always take regular tape and loop it around. You know a skill you may have learned in kindergarten. Do you understand how tape works? Okay, thank you so much. And since Ellie's like, okay, Brie, Brie, what are you up to? I'm busy blowing up balloons. Use air compressor, be quicker.

Carrie, Carrie, help Bri. Help Bri with balloons. She's like, okay, I'm gonna go see Bri. And Aisha's like, how's this conversation still going? Hehehehe. So they're still sticking up all these balloons and Aisha's like, I have noticed that Ailee's kind of overstepping her role.

I can't, I think Ailee thinks that like being a chief steward is just walking around the boat telling people what to do. They are pretty capable of putting balloons in the right places, thanks Ailee. It is 20 past. 20 past eight? 20 past 20, wait, is this our, it's not eight. It is a 20 is eight. No, what is 28 is eight. Where does balloon go?

How many balloons are 20? If I was a balloon, where would I be on clock? Yeah. By the way, this does make me think like when an Asia's like, um, listen, people know where to put the balloons. I'm like, I don't know, when it comes to Brie, I think she might need some specifics. I think you haven't watched those things in back yet. Yeah, you haven't watched the whole season yet, but yeah, that's a bold assumption. Yeah, next thing you know, Brie is gonna be putting up

like underwear and Captain Sandy's shirt on the wall. She's like, oh, I thought you said laundry, not balloon. So now people are getting dressed in sexy togas for the toga party, the Abba toga party, but we're not allowed to say Abba, so watch out. And then basically Sandy's like, oh my god, Ian, go get the drag queens. And please don't let him call me Sandy Duncan. I don't think it's funny. Let the drag queens out, woof, woof, woof.

Don't ever do that again. All right, so now it's time to clear. So Aisha's like, Jonah, we're clearing. And then Ellie gets on her radio. She's like, Jonah, Jonah Oh Ellie. We're clearing now And he's just like yes, I just say that So it's like okay, so either you are Doing some weird flex, which is bad or you're not listening to your chiefs to which is bad. So which version do you want?

listen to your chiefs too, which is bad. So which version do you want? Otherwise, fucking funny. And H is like, um, if you could just take care of all that stuff, just, oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to show Kiri that I'm the one who's in charge, that's all, I didn't mean anything by it. Just not once, this whole season said that we're clearing on the radio. This is the straw that broke the camel's back for me. It's just too much. Oh no.

I put laundry on camel's back. It all fall over now. The camel was wearing the wrong shirt on his back and the camel was upset with me about it. I never came up with pin for camel. Oh, it's confused. Why don't you do a camel color for camel? It is so confusing because I saw camel on camel and I said no this can't be right. What is camel hair? So, Joe and Gail are riding in the tender to get the drag queens and Joe's being, you know, he's like, okay, go a little faster, go a little slower.

It's very much like your dad teaches you how to drive in the driveway. So Gail's like, he's just so, he's like, he's even mansplaining what they're literally doing. He's like, so all these lights are sailboats. She's like, uh-huh. Yeah, well, we're picking up drag queens, eh? Yes, dude. Oh my God, you've mansplained twice in one sentence.

Yes, they're sailboats, and yes, you're going to pick up drag queens. For fuck's sake, the woman has eyes. Yes, but I don't know if I can trust my eyes anymore. So, um, she's saying that like, no, Joe is actually very encouraging me to me. And that's what I loved about him from the beginning. And you know, he was always looking, willing to teach me, but if he, if he could have just dropped whatever pet he was at me, he had the money.

We probably be best friends, but like, this is Joe being a good lead deck end. I'm like, whatever. Do you still a dick? Don't give him any credit whatsoever. And he's like, give him enough room because you don't know where his anchor chain is. You know, this is a boat. We're on water. She's like, I've got it. So then Asia is calling Ellie because they need to have a talk. So she's like, Oh, I just wanted to have a word with you, Cock Gobbler.

It's not you, it's neither here nor there. I just really love that word, isn't it fun? All right, now listen, after that dinner stuff, calling Jono, she's like, oh, I apologize, what? Oh, no, oh, I apologize. Oh yes, no, I am not very angry at you. I'm just speaking in a very high pitched tone right. Oh I apologize. Oh yes no. I am not very angry at you. I'm just speaking in a very high pitched tone right now. I apologize.

Oh what? Oh no. It's just annoying me because I feel like it's been a build up and you know you've been overstepping the... Really? Oh. Oh no please. Just because I'm speaking in a strange far center doesn't

mean I completely disagree with your assessment and that you're a total bitch. No. Listen, you're not going to out-strange voice me. Alright, I'm the original strange voice talker on this show. I can act like this. I'm going to talk like this, you can't be a stranger voice than me! You know, the job as a second is to delegate when I'm not around, but if I'm on the floor you're not delegating. Yes, got it, hold on one moment. Brie Brie Ellie, just as a reminder, my job is to delegate to you, so I am now delegating things to you. Okay. Yes, Esha I know you're doing it right in front of me. You know And I will do it in front of you too if you need I

Don't appreciate that appreciate Alright, you can stop repeating me to stop repeating Alright, you can stop repeating me. I'm gonna stop repeating. Alright, listen, it's to the point where I'm like you've disrespected my position for your own ego and I just don't give a shit anymore. Oh, well, I don't know why Asha is just blaming me for everything at this point. Don't be mad at the Lamborghini for going faster on highway or choosing to go slower if it wants to. But making me the scapegoat? Fuck that. I'm not taking that shit. Lamborghini doesn't have to take regular unleaded when it has premium gasoline available.

Now I've had it. All throughout the season I've coddled it and I've had enough of coddling. Girl, are you okay? Has anybody offered to go on trips with males over you today? Come here, give me a hug. I just saw some cherry tomatoes and I thought, well Nathan won't have cherry tomatoes on the wrong land. I don't know, it's just a lot right now, Aisha.

Oh gosh, well next week is the big season finale where Joe bungles Captain Sandy's engagement. Don't, don't, don't. I can't wait. I can't wait. I'll wait. I can't wait to see what happens there. Oh, well, thanks everyone for being here. What a blast. What a fun time.

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