Watch What Crappens - #2566 RHOC S18E11 Part Two: Fancy, Pants

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

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She's like, Dawson, would you sit down? Thank you so much. Thank you, Dawson. Thank you for being so much here at your home. And he's like, why do I have to sit down? Mom, she goes, because I haven't seen you. Okay. Are you in a hurry or something? He's like, no, I'm just curious what this talks about. I think that was, isn't her first, but she's having like a sit down on camera with the son. So that's not, he knows this isn't going to be good. You know, when I was with all the girls in Sonoma, you came in past curfew and you woke everybody up. And I want to say, first of all, thank you so much. Thank you so much for waking us all up because you know, when I say an extra

little prayer for you every single night, I want to, I just want, I want to make sure that we all are aware that you are here and a part of our family. So you reminded us of that, so thank you so much. And I want you to be honest with me, because I'll call you and say, Hey, Doss, come home. We're gonna make you dinner. And you'll say, Fuck you, Mom. Fuck you in your fucking face.

And fuck Ryan, too. And fuck that small house. I don't wanna live in that fucking house. I wanna live with Dad. Dad's so much better. And I'll say, thank you for being honest with me. It really means so much. That you can express yourself so vividly to me. And then it'll be like eight o'clock or

nine o'clock or 10 o'clock. And I'll be like, where are you? And you'll say, I'm in hell, which is probably where I'm going. After all the things I say about you and it's worth it, I'll go to hell 10 times over rather than go back to your house, mom. I'm like, wow, I just love the way you have such interesting uses of words. Just so meaningful to me, Ryan. I mean, Dawson. So he's doing this thing where she's like, why are you not coming home when you're supposed to, you know, like we gave you specific rules and he's like, I just don't feel like I belong here.

So I'll sit out in my car and be really sad that we're at Ryan's house. No, no, I'm sorry. Like part of it's like, okay, I get your, we went through a divorce, your mom cheated on your dad, and now you're living with the guy who your mom cheated with. I get that that's not going to be easy. But staying out partying and then being like, it's because you divorced dad. No, I'm sorry, sir. You're sitting in your car sad at 10 o'clock on a Saturday night. No, I don't know. Get your ass inside, sir. So yeah, like you said, he basically is like, I love you, but I like that better. And he only has a one bedroom, but at least I have my space. Yeah, your dad's not going to give you any rules. And guess what?

Your dad is going to give you rules the second you start pulling that shit on a regular basis. Right now he's cool, dad. But trust me, he's not going to be cool dad when you're stuck together in a one bedroom basement and you're acting like a jackass. You're going to have to do a lot of shit around that house. You think she, you think your mom's heart, she doesn't make you do anything. Your dad will. Yeah, exactly. He probably just doesn't want to be around all the little kids and he

doesn't want to. And Ryan probably drives him nuts. I mean, for sure. Like, I don't think I would want to be under the same roof as Ryan and his shirts, but, um, yeah, the one bedroom doesn't get old real quickly. Not really. Thanks. Yeah. Um, I think he thinks he's going to have a free path because right now dad's playing cool dad where, Oh yeah, your mom's a bitch, but you can do whatever you want in my house.

And it's not going to work like that on a full-time basis. Good luck with that buddy. You'll be back. Yeah. And she's just Jen's basically like, you know, I know I don't have these conversations to harp in you. I just see myself. I see myself so much in you and I wanted to have fun and I was kind of careless

about school and if someone made me realize that 17, the potential I had, which admittedly was very little, I would, I wouldn't be sitting here at 46, you know, you know, where I sit right now. I would have hustled. I would have done more. I would have been able to afford so many more caprese salads. And if I could instill that in you, my gosh, you could move the entire world or at least, you know, a very small part of the world. He's like, no, you're gross. I'm leaving by. And she's like, ah, and then they hug. So then we go to Katie's house and she's talking about going to this party and She's like, oh my god. It's like a poolside chic party and

You know, it looks like Hugh Hefner's like playboy bunny house, you know, it really is amazing He's a waterfall fixture and then we see his house Everyone in this episode is making it seem like a pool with like a little waterfall coming out of the hot tub is a huge deal Is it? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I see that. That's a big thing in Texas.

Everybody I feel like everybody has a pool with them. Not everybody. I mean, I certainly don't, but I've seen a lot of them. Yeah. I mean, I feel like in their circles, it seems like it's probably pretty standard. So I don't know. Yeah, it seems like it would be when you're behind the gates in Orange County, it doesn't seem like it'd be like, Oh my God, a water fix. Of course, it's Gina, who's the most

impressed. And you're like, Oh my God, they got a water fix. This just says that when she goes into public restrooms too. So, you know, what are you going to do? Yeah. And then Gina and Emily are getting ready and then we go back to St. Louis and we're at the comedy club and the MC is like, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Shannon Storms-Bador and Vicky Gunvalson. Oh my goodness, we're wearing matching black sequins. What a fun show.

Wow, people are already heading to the doors. That was very quick. We just got on stage too. I didn't even finish doing my jazz hands. So then they start doing her show and Vicki's like, you know what, I bought a shot of tequila. And everyone's like, well, my god, she's gonna have a shot. And then she's like, we're not driving tonight, right,

Shannon? And then Shannon's like, I'll do a sip of tequila. And I was like, what a sip. Yes. All right. So now that we're now that we've warmed up the audience, I'm just going to show up here on the big screen. Here's a here's a picture I took of myself that night. Isn't that funny?

Everyone's like, oh, so they still will. This audience will will anything. I was like, you've got Shannon, who got a drunk drive. She got a DUI two minutes ago and you guys are like a shot. Nice audience. Nice supportive audience you bunch of fucking enablers. So then we go to Ryan and Jen's and you know party prep party prep. There's a churro bite. So you know I support this party. That's a good couple.

Like no matter what happens in the next couple of weeks with Ryan's criminality, he serves churros to his guests. So I say not guilty. So Tamra shows up and this one dog comes up and just starts barking viciously at her and just like, Oh, just, just give it a minute. Like it's going to happen 10 more times and they'll settle down. Don't worry. Just, it's just, it's just the way the dog is. But then like, Oh, just, just give it a minute. Like it's going to happen 10 more times and they'll settle down. Don't worry. Just, it's just, it's just the way the dog is. But then like, I think that Katie arrives next and the dog just comes up and it's like, why I guess they're like, hi.

It's like, clearly the dog hates Tamra. So then, um, the dog just keeps barking at her and Jen's like, don't worry. She's old and Tammy is yes. It's not like me. That's why I barked. She says, Oh no, and Jen's like, don't worry, she's old. And Tamara goes, yes, she sounds like me. That's why I bark too. She goes, oh no, no, not like you. I mean, well, she's very old. You're just kind of, this is regular old. She's extremely old.

Wait a minute. And then look at this up, there's another dog named Willow and Tamara looks at Willow and this dog is like, and Tamara's like, wow, how old's that one? And she's like, oh, she's not very old. And Tamara's like, what? It's not very old, she looks 120 years old, Jesus Christ. It was like the Estelle Getty of dogs. It really was, you know, and because everyone likes to point out that Estelle Getty was the youngest member of the Golden Girls. So

like a surprisingly young dog that looks like it's the oldest of all the dogs. Yeah. So then we see, let's see here, Gina comes over and she's like, oh my God, like, look at this, look at this girl. You have a lot of feature in your backyard. Like, oh my God, the struggle is real, right, Jen?" And so she's introducing people around to each other. And then Jen's dogs are everywhere and all over the furniture. And Katie's like,

okay, I think you should get down now. And Emily goes, move it, Shelby, I'm just kidding. Oh, I hope this dog gets a follow-up storyline to this episode. Timber goes, she needs some zempik. Oh, I know where she can get some. You know what? Don't say that, because then people are going to think that you're on

ozempik. I'm not on ozempik. That's why I have to wear jeans. And that doesn't really land. She's like, damn it. Am I trying to? Am I starting my fight too soon? So then Heather comes and Tamar is like, there she is. And so everyone makes room and they're like, quit here, we'll move over. Gina goes, I'll make some room for you. And Heather's like, no, no, you're fine. I'll perch over here.

Thank you. I'm not gonna put my designer dress on these wayfair cushions. So then Emily's like, all right, well, let's go. Come on, let's grab tacos. So Jen's like, so Dawson was here last night and he said, for now he wants to stay at his dad's and Ryan was kind of like, look,

your mom and I want you here. This is a, this is home. If you're here, there are curfews and some guidelines. That's all we ask. Also strict dress code. You have to wear a shirt that has six different patterns on it. Then you have to stay on top of your grades.

Come home on time and let us know that you're going to be late. Oh, and if you feel like being part of an embezzling scheme with a Major League Baseball player, that's allowed. Well, you know, I think all kids are like that. You know, Katarina tries coming home at 3 a.m. 3. She goes, well, I wasn't driving. And I go, well, it doesn't matter. Just being on the road. Cut to Shannon. Well, I'm not driving tonight I go, well, it doesn't matter. Just being on the road, cut to Shannon.

Well, I'm not driving tonight, so. The audience going, well. Well, because when Heather's like, it doesn't matter being on the road, someone's down there goes, I mean, who was that at 3 a.m.? And then Emily goes, the DUIers. Yeah, the drunks. And then it cuts to Shannon being like, hey everybody. So I got a DUI the other night. I mean, I was just trying to swerve to avoid Heather's child in the street. And I made a very horrible mistake and I am working on myself.

And I think it took me to that place to make changes for myself. And the audience cheers. But what I really liked was that when Shannon said, I did get arrested for a DUI, there's someone in the audience goes, she got that one person clapping. That was so funny. They're like, I thought this was going to be like a thing where we all cheer. So then, yeah, she does her, you know, I had a DUI, I made a very horrible mistake, and I'm working on myself

and I'm making changes. I'm like, whoa. She's like, oh, thank you. Thank you, audience. Thank you so much. I love that that's their bit. She comes out on stage, they order shots and then she confesses to her DUI.

So she's making changes and then does a shot. It's my kind of show. You go, girl. I'm making changes and I'm realizing that despite everything I have told my daughters, it isn't their fault that I got the DUI. Yes, was I stressed that I have one daughter who decided to move to Paris

and one daughter decided to move to the liberal passion that is New York City to pursue a career in fashion and another daughter who moved all the way to Texas, leaving me all alone, home alone while I'm being sued for blackmail by John Jansen. Is it their fault? No. Am I stressed about it? Yes. Could they have helped me more as daughters

after everything I've given them? Yes. But it's not their fault. I need to process my feelings in a better way. It is definitely not their fault. Whoa. Thank you. I appreciate that. Appreciate that. Anyway, I am. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

Anyway, I am being blackmailed. I didn't realize that was an applause moment. You know, I think it's very important for Shadid, especially to have the show is about that, to show the people that attend. I'm good, I don't drink anymore. But I shouldn't say that she doesn't drink anymore. She drinks, she drinks.

She doesn't drive though. Well, she drives, drinks, she drinks. She doesn't drive though. Well, she drives. Not into houses. She doesn't drive into the house. I'm gonna suck it crazy. Okay. Good. So then they do like a little song and dance

and everything and Chen tells us, being able to go on the road, it saved me. Which is very ironic if you really think about what you just said. It's not saving anybody else, that's for damn sure. The road is what almost killed you. So he was like, wow, you know what I really need to help the whole world?

Being on the road more is what I need. No, stay off the road. It's literally not legal for you to be on the road right now. It was such an honor to bring down the house when we were on the road. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and she looks like a Whataburger logo. She's orange and white, and which is horrible, because I love Whataburger, and this twit coming out dressed like a Whataburger.

I was like, you don't get to just fucking try to be Whataburger to get me on your side. It's not gonna work, lady. Our note taker, Nadine, said that she resembled a backgammon board. I thought that's a very accurate observation. Yes. So then she seems miserable, right? I feel like that's a very accurate observation. Yes.

So then she seems miserable, right? She's like, she's doing that thing where she's like, hi everyone. First of all, she's talking in a crazy accent, which I know she has always kind of had an accent, but it's like really nuts today. Not sure what's happening with her. And she's going out of her way to look super depressed. So people will ask her why she was depressed, you know?

Give me that whole thing. And Heather's like, Alexis, thank you so much for coming to the GLAAD Awards. Just know that next time I invite you to an event, I will expect you to hold my cocktails. Alexis is like, well, you know, it makes me feel that I can move forward in my life, you know, cause I've got my Beatles. What, why is she talking like that?

And why are you equating your battles? Why are you equating your John Jansen stuff to the, to the LGBTQIA? Shut up lady. You know, I honestly, I wish you'd brought John honestly because it's such a personal thing and I know how he supports you. He supports you. Yes. Or does he have to blackmail you also to get his support? And Alexis is just like, he

said he doesn't support you. So John Jansen was like, I'm not going to the fucking glad awards. Fuck no. Yeah, that's not not great. Also not surprising at all. So then they're like, okay, what's wrong with you? What's going on? Yeah, that's not great. Also not surprising at all. So then they're like, okay, what's wrong with you? What's going on? Yeah, your energy is like different. Like did someone try to tell you how to curfew? Were you going to tell us, point to the place on the champagne bottle

where you were hurt? And Alexis is like, I just exhausted, okay? It's been a long couple of years. And they're like, are you and John okay? It's like, yeah, John's great. It's just, I just can't, I just, I can't fake it with you girls. Each of you are truly my girls.

What happened? What happened? What happened? Just give her a second. Give her a second. Give her a second, not a dollar. Do not give her a dollar. If you give her a dollar,

you're gonna have to support her the rest of her life. Just let her work through this in a free way. Under a free way. All right, go ahead, Alexis. No, is it, are you okay? Is it a Shannon thing? Did Dawson do something? Did Dawson drive over your yard?

Just, you know what? It's just like one of those legal battles, period. It's like, well, all I can assume is that the legal dispute has gotten more intensified and it's affected her emotionally. Is that what you were trying to say? Alexis, let us help you out. And Jenna's like, Jenna, Gina's like, I can totally understand how it's difficult to deal

with someone's accent, like all the baggage and the problems. Certainly I can, you know, I get it. But my instincts that are back away, so I don't understand why they just keep moving towards it, you know? And Alexis like, guys, can you see that I'm horny? Can you see why I'm horny? It's me, Alexis. Believe me when I'm horny. Why is she talking like this? Her Ohio accent was just like really coming through. And so Gina's like, oh my god, I could from the second that you walk through the door and I'm telling you it's like unfortunate that like that's all that got like, that's,

that it's all getting in the way of all this. Like who you are is enough. It's like way enough. So what does this generic advice that she's putting out there? She's like, uh, I don't know. Let me, I saw this calendar at Marshall's and that, yeah, she's talking like that. Like laundry, kitchen, home is where the food is, you know, gather, hang in there. Just hang in there. Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, you know, she just took all the, all the generic advice.

She saw branded on platters home. Good shit. Yeah. Margarita glasses. So Alexis is like, I just, I told Johnny, I was like, Johnny, we should have met four, five years ago, five years later, we just met too soon, Johnny. We met too soon. And she says how she just lost her mom, broke up with her fiance and there's like lots of baggage everywhere she goes with Shannon. She goes, you know what, this is just like more than I thought I was going to be able to take on. And she goes, I just, I don't know how to get out of it unless I just walk away from it. But breaking up with Johnny J is not an option. Why? What are they have on you? What are you, what are you in the book? What is the issue here? What is the issue here?

You found a guy that you're like in love with. You knew all the risks going into it. What's the problem? I think the problem is it's starting to backfire. Their plan is backfiring on them. The cast isn't supporting this like black male of Shannon. And now she thought they thought they were gonna be the smashing success and become this power couple.

And now it's backfiring and they're freaking Out and John is being an asshole and Mike refusing to drop it or make it better and she's stuck in a bad place now You know, haha, that's what you get So She's still being like kind of elusive. She's not really admitting anything and Emily's like well I'm honestly relieved that Shannon's not here tonight because I'm like, we can still have a good night,

but then this, this is Wackadoodles Wackadoodle town. You know, I got a ticket to the wrong place. I wanted a ticket to girls night, not fucking Wacktown. I was like, okay. And Tamra goes, yeah, John has started to be crazy people. I'm like, okay, you two, you were the ones who started this whole thing. Tamra, you're the one who brought on Alexis. You're the one who's been supporting Alexis. You're the one who's been

gassing up Alexis. And Emily, who the fuck are you to say that a party is for girls night when you're about to start sobbing and ruin the entire party? I know. You fucking hit the bridge. Emily's about to just totally destroy this night and she's like, I want it to be girls night. So she's not the one to have the fight. Alexis is taking the spotlight. Yeah, that's I think what it is. Alexis is not making any sense. So she's like, I am literally it's like, it's like a lot. I just want to have fun with everyone tonight and she was like, can you rally? Can you help me? Yeah, but like, I can help you, I promise you, but like, you want a little bathroom?

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like hide behind the kitchen island because they're like, Oh my God, hi, I said, I'm see us. Let's be wacky. And so, um, yeah, they're, they're, they're being dicks, you know, which I like cause it's Alexis, but you know, hypocrites. So then Jen brings out a giant Jenga game because you know what real friends do? They pull out games because they have nothing to say to each other. So Emily and Tamara still wackily sneaking around

trying to avoid Alexis' eyes, you know? And then Jen- Heather's like- Go ahead. No, I was gonna say, Heather's like, is this a mean game? I don't want to do a mean game because you know, Heather actually has on this show a history with issues with board games.

Let's never forget the curves against humanity deck that she accused. Oh yeah. Accused Noella of being, of, of. Giving her child pornography, pornography. You gave my children pornography. They are going to be future glad icons. How could you do this? She's like, yeah, leave it up to you to have the first LGBTQ plus children that aren't fun. I know.

Too precious to be, to play perhaps against humanity. Yeah. So they're gonna play Jenga and it's like a truth or dare Jenga or whatever. So then Alexis comes back and she's like, I've recollected, I'm ready. I'm ready to play. It's like, you recollected? What'd you snort the counter up?

What? She comes back a totally different person. So whatever she did in there, puff, puff, give. You know what Jen has dogs? I'm sure there's a muzzle around her somewhere. I wish she would just get it and smack it on Alexis. Oh, so Jen's like, Okay, everyone, Jen, good time. It's gonna be really fun. Alexis, you go first. You know, you're having a nice so just just pull a block. And it's like just like truth or dare. Just do what it says.

So she pulls a block and says, who do you hate? Just the most tell me you're a Tamra Jenga block without telling me you're a Tamra Jenga block. And he was dead right now. That's what says who she was. Who wrote this? Me. I read it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this? Me, I wrote it, who do you hate? It's Shannon, it's Shannon, don't even say it, Shannon. No, I hate the devil. Fuck you, devil, you're going into the fire.

And then she throws the Jenga block into like the fake fire. It's like one of those like not real fires. It's a fire, but not real. Heather's like, that's not a real fire, you can't do that. You can't do that, get it. No, since we're at Jen's house, you have to throw that into the trash can that has the fire in it.

Okay. Also known as her home heating system. And Gina gets the one that's like, oh my God, of course I get this one. How big is this deck? Oh my God. Showing flashback of it. So we see a flashback of Shannon going,

oh, well let's talk about Travis and his tiny penis. It's big enough. Big enough. So now Heather has to bark like a dog and she does it. And so she kind of does it. And of course, she's the snotiest little dog ever. She's like, Yep, yep. Yeah, she does the thing like this. I learned this at the Syracuse School of Acting and Theater.

And then Tamara and Katie's like, Oh my God, my block says, show me your butthole. And they're kind of Tamara, you know, because of course that's from Tamara, because that's what she does. It's like Tamara. Yeah. So it's like if she's not starting shit, she's, she'll literally take a shit on the ground or put her finger up a butthole. It's like camera. Yeah. So it's like if she's not starting shit, she's, she'll literally take a shit on the ground or put her finger up a butt hole. It's class. Wait, no, this block here says, show me your cash, something on your outfit. That's made of cash mirror. Who wrote this? It's like Heather Dubrow. Show me your VUV Cluquet. Show me the most expensive bottle of VUV in the world. Oh, you can't.

Sorry, you lose. What's your favorite body part to put caviar onto? So Katie does the whole thing. And then Tamra's Jenga block is like, take off your pants and pee in the yard, which she does. Which feels like it's an Emily block. And Tamra, Tamra like does then squats and then she just smile, just smiles at everyone and pees. But the thing is that she just pees where they're all sitting. She doesn't like go off to an area to pee. She just pees next to everyone. And she just has this look on her face, like, it was so disturbing. I, I don't know.

I don't understand why that's funny in this group. And I'm not like a huge prude about stuff, but like my friend just like squatting and peeing on my pool side. I wouldn't, I don't think I would like that. I feel like I wouldn't like that. So they're taking like the pool water and they're like splashing it on it to clean it. Yeah, no thanks. So then they start talking about the fashion line.

So Tamra, and of course it's Tamra because she knows what's coming, right? So it's like, so Heather, when's the fashion line coming out? You and Susan Bender. You and Susan, one of the shamans probably on right now at St. Louis. Oh, a couple of months from now. It's not like a big deal. and Benda, you and Susan, whatever Shannon's probably on right now at St. Louis. Oh, a couple of months from now. It's not like a big deal. It's a very limited thing only for very wealthy people. So you guys don't have to worry about it. Can I ask you a question?

So suppose so when you asked for measurements, and when you texted us and told us the things to bring, you asked me to bring jeans. So when I got there, I thought everybody was bringing jeans. I was like, no, no, no, everyone had different things. Um, question for the group. Are we just going to let Emily keep saying measurements or no? Okay, sure. We'll just move on. Oh, it bothered me. And what was hurtful to me was that when I realized when we all walked out at the end, that I was the only one that didn't have anything on by Susan Bender and I had to bring my own pants. And Heather goes-

First person ever complained that they didn't get to wear Susan Bender, by the way. Sorry, go ahead. I didn't know that, but I also thought it was incredibly funny, so thank you, Emily. No, but I actually had a little moment where I went to the bathroom and I cried a little bit. I know I was in the next all over

and every time you sobbed I went, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was actually in the stall next to you, I recorded it and it's now my ringtone. Hold on, Terry's calling. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Terry, can I call you right back? Okay, love you too.

All right, stay thin, stay thin. You were saying? I did have to actually, we, many people noticed you crying in the bathroom and I got in trouble with Susan Bender because apparently your only Susan Bender models were allowed in that bathroom. So that was unfortunate that you went in there.

And Emily's and Tamara's like, why are we crying, stupid? And she's like, because I felt singled out, like I was the girl who couldn't fit into pants that everybody else had on. As someone who's been singling someone out for being the poor one all season, I feel like literally nothing for you right now.

I can't, I'm so sorry. I'm sure this is a serious issue for you, but you've been a dick this entire season and now you don't get to cry sensitivity all of a sudden and expect me to cry. I won't do it. I will not. Emily No, you were not singled out for being the girl who

couldn't fit into the pants everyone else had on. You were singled out for being the only one who couldn't wear Susan Bender. That's all. It was just fun for me. But you weren't being singled out. Really killed me. I am so sorry. So Alexis- What was the issue? Alexis has her arm around Emily and Emily is like,

I just was singled out. Like I wasn't as a- I mean, she just said sorry. But Emily's like not getting what she wants. So she's like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I was singled out. Like I wasn't as small as everyone else. And Tamara's like, yeah, I don't think that Heather would do that. And Heather goes, I mean, I feel like I was singled out. Like I wasn't as small as everyone else. And Tam was like, yeah,

I don't think that Heather would do that. And Heather goes, I mean, Emily has a great body. Let's see clips to prove it. And then we see clips of Heather going, wow, you've got a great butt. And by great, I mean, gigantic. Wow. What's it like having nature on your back? Look at that moon. Am I right? Everyone. Wow. This is what this is a real snuffle off against body. I'm so envious. By the way, I love Tamra saying, I don't think Heather would ever do that. When all of last season was Tamra being like, Heather called us all losers. She got us all losers, everyone.

Everyone. She got us losers. Now, Tamra is suddenly like, no, I would never do that. Right. So Heather is saying that she doesn't understand why all these insecurities are coming out towards her. And Heather's like, Emily, I would never do that. Which is very Kyle Richards way of apologizing. I would never do that. But I do think in this moment, at this time, at this point in the discussion, Heather is genuinely saying, I'm so sorry. I didn't even realize, you know, and she's like, no, I'm saying, I'm just saying, I just wanted you to have, you know, I just, I'm trying to explain this, this is how I felt. And Heather's like, no, I wanted you to have three changes.

And no, but I know you wouldn't do anything malicious. I never think that about you, but I worked so hard for the past 15 months to lose weight. And no, I thought I was giving you a starring role. I'm just so sad that you feel that way. You know, some girls only had two changes, but you had three changes, Emily. She's like, I gave you three costume changes, Emily.

That's how much I liked you. Now, of course, only half of them were actually Susan Bender clothes. And one of them was into a waitress uniform and he did do a very bad job of passing around her nerves. And so, Emily's like, well, I know. And so Heather raises her hand to silence her because Heather's getting mad now.

She's like, my turn. It's like, oh, Heather does that. Whatever does that. It's like you're actually doing really well, Heather. But the moment she goes, my turn. And this was the turn. This was your turn because you were doing okay in this. And Emily is like hammering it so hard.

You said you're sorry. And Emily's still hammering it. If you had just stayed quiet and just kept saying, I didn't mean it and I'm so sorry. And Emily kept hounding and hounding. Emily would have looked like an asshole. But you just couldn't, you're too thin skinned. When Heather goes, my turn. It's her way of saying like, you're gonna try to make me look like an asshole, but you just couldn't, you're too thin skinned, man. When Heather goes, my turn, it's her way of saying,

you're gonna try to make me look like an insensitive prick on TV, and I'm not gonna allow that to happen. So what I'm going to do instead is be an insensitive prick on TV. Yeah, but on my own terms. If you think I'm a bitch, I'm gonna be a bitch on my terms. Bitch.

I wanted to make sure that you felt like a fucking star by wearing your own blousy wardrobe at my fashion show. Show that you're a star in someone's eyes, maybe not ours. And Emily's like, well, I didn't feel good in the dress because Alexis was in the same dress. And Katie's like, oh, on top of a size 12 dress because she said Alexis was given a size 2 dress and she was Given a size 12 dress and Heather's like well, that's not my fault. Like how's that? Okay. Well, here's my question with this If you were given a size 12, is that your size? I mean it was that the size dress that you sent in your sizes So I'm confused about

Why like are you accusing them of changing the numbers on the dress? Like, are you saying that you asked for a size eight and she put size 12 on your size eight? Like, what's the accusation? Because I'm really, I'm making jokes, but I'm also confused about what the accusation is. Yes. And I'm not sure either. And then Heather tells us, and this was, this was, this felt cold, but I wonder if it really is as cold as it sounds, but it felt cold. She goes, you know, I didn't size them. They gave me their measurements, measurements, not measurements.

And I sent them to Susan Bender and they chose the appropriate size. And I have news for you. The dress was tied on Emily. It wasn't too big. I was like, ooh. Well, yeah, I was like, oh my God. And then they show, they show a clip of Emily

doing kind of the modeling or whatever, but they didn't show a dress. I think this is where they showed the black t-shirt and black jeans part or whatever. And I think she meant it was like form fitting. It wasn't even a loose outfit. So I don't know why she's acting like I gave her some potato sack to wear. Like it was form fitting. Right. But no matter what she actually meant, Heather is not stupid. And she knows better than to say it was tied on her in a fight about someone feeling real. I mean, it's like, and I think we're giving Heather way too much grace in general when she should know better than to do that.

At this point, you're just an asshole. Whether you meant it that way or not, you should fucking know better than to use language like that. When you're talking about someone's weight, you're an asshole. My God. It's gonna come back at the reunion. Emily's gonna be like,

you know, for you to sit up there and say, oh, the dress was tight on her, the dress wasn't too big. Emily is going to milk this too. But yeah, if you say the dress was tight on someone, if you sit like on Real Housewives, if you say the dress was tight on fill in the blank. Oh Watch out you're in trouble and you know, Emily is gonna play Emily is gonna do kind of milk it and play the victim

But when someone has something like this, it is kind of a legit thing So even if you think they're milking it, you know body issues and stuff like that. That's a legit thing So even if I think Emily's kind of milking it which I do because she's Emily I wouldking it, you know, body issues and stuff like that. That's a legit thing. So even if I think Emily's kind of milking it, which I do, cause she's Emily, I would be like, you know what? I'm sorry. Period. I wouldn't even just keep going. Just say you're sorry.

And that's it. You're never going to win this one because it's coming down to someone's like deep rooted insecurities that have nothing to do with you. So just say you're sorry and try and make it okay. You idiot, Heather. Oh my God. It was tight on her. So whatever. It's like, wow, nice, nice little dig in there while you're sorry and try and make it okay. You idiot, Heather. Oh my God. It was tight on her, so whatever. It's like, wow, nice.

Nice little dig in there while you're trying to get out of a fat shaming accusation. You fucking. Yeah. So Emily's like, well, why don't you ever sit back and say, you know what, Emily, I just, I didn't think of it like that because I just did say that.

Because Alexis is like, you know what, Heather did say that. And Emily's like, you are, no, you're not. you're being rude. And how does like, I said it. And Alexis stands up all matches. And now you're claiming, you're, you're claiming me about comparing you me to you. Is that what you're doing? And you're saying you're complaining about her comparing me because she said I had to, I had to stand next to Alexis. She goes, what are you talking about? And Katie goes, oh my God, like this fight is so stupid. They're going, you're hot.

What, you mean I'm ugly? No, I mean you're hot. You're saying I'm ugly? No. And I'm good, because that is kind of what's, what this fight looks like. So Alexis is like, you just said because you're next to me in the duet.

I did nothing in this at all. And she's like, I never said you did, what are you doing? And Heather's like, I apologize. I've said all those things, but you want to keep coming for me now? You want to keep coming for me now? I feel like the last donut in a box. Also, by the way, don't forget some of the greater context

of this fight, not to defend Heather, but Emily has a history of always trying to nail Heather to a cross over everything. And so Heather's automatically like, whoa, like I know what you always trying to nail Heather to a cross over everything. And so Heather's automatically like, Whoa, like I know what you're trying to do here. You're trying to do the classic Emily thing. I've been empathetic to you, but that like, don't you like, don't, don't push it, you know? Um, but I do, by the way, I will say, I mean,

I actually agree with you that like I actually fully understand why Emily has been triggered by all this Why it's hurting her it's why it's making her spiral So like it all makes a hundred percent sense. Like I think we've actually all been there in those moments But right now it seems like there's no answer that Heather could give that would make Emily feel happy because it's like I guess Does Emily want Heather to acknowledge that Heather just was not thinking about Emily on a certain level, which probably just gets back to her mom issues of being like neglected and unthought of and not considered.

Yeah. And I mean, if you're gonna have the housewives do a fashion show and publicize your thing for money, then you should make sure, even if Susan Bender doesn't sell that size, which is probably what she's going to say, she's probably going to say something at the reunion like I get it. You've lost a lot of weight. I'm not sitting here judging your weight. I love you the same whether you're thin or whether you're bigger. You're the one with

an issue with your weight, not me. But the fact is if you are a certain size, maybe the designer doesn't have that size. Maybe she doesn't sell that size. But if you're going to, the argument to that fake, that made up scenario would be, listen, if you're going to have me publicize your thing at a Real Housewives televised event that you're going to basically be profiting off of, you at least need to have my size there. That's shitty that you wouldn't make sure

that I'm not accommodated, you know? Yeah, well, I mean, the truth is it would have been 10 times more, I think, the truth is it would have been 10 times more, I think embarrassing or more hurtful if Heather said, well, you had to bring your jeans cause they didn't have your size. That actually, it's that actually lands. She says it. I'll bet that's what she says at the reunion. Like, it's not my fault. She literally, she literally,

that's not a size that we make or something or Susan Bender didn't have that size, you know? Yeah. And then she'll probably say, but it was great that you were there because it shows that even people your size can incorporate some Susan Bender elements into your moomoo's. Listen, we just wanted you to really highlight how much we care about big people that you can wear a moomoo with a Susan Bender necklace. At work. So add a couple of chains, you know, add a couple of links to the chain and boom, you're ready to go.

Yeah, this is just like, this is actually, I actually think it's a very fascinating argument. But it's a disaster. And then it kind of is because, you know, look, I mean, I have weight. I talk about my issues all the time on here and I do take weight management drugs to help me and stuff. And I really realize how on the edge I am of always gaining the 150 pounds I lost back in two seconds. If I taste ice cream, I'm like a crackhead. I will be back on that binging ice cream. The other day I

tasted Starburst and they were so good, I had four packages. Even though I'm on medication, I still have whatever disorder is in me that will try and find ways around the medication. And the whole point of what I'm saying is that I could go back any second. You're never safe to the point, if you have a severe like binge disorder or weight problem or something, you're never at the point where you can just be like, it's solved, I lost some weight and it's over now. Cuz whatever insecurities that caused that in the first place are there. And you can work on them, but it's something you deal with for your whole life.

And I'm not saying it's hopeless. I'm just saying that something that's constantly there and it's constantly on your mind, and you're not really ever gonna win it. And so there's always a fear of like, am I gonna go back there tomorrow? And what will people think? And am I more valid now in people's minds?

Or am I not valid enough? Because I haven't lost enough weight. Like there's all that clusterfuck. And then there's going into a store that you've always shot like even for me, it was just Old Navy. It's like you go into the Old Navy. And that's what was like my refuge where I could always find my clothes. And then they were like, No, we're only going to go up to a waist size like 38. And then you have to special order like I couldn't

even buy them anymore for a really long time. And it does like hurt. But like, who am I going to cry to Old Navy? You know, like part of it for me was just like well this sucks but I don't know it's like it's so much clusterfuck to work through in your head and it just never becomes okay and Heather has never talked about eating disorders or anything else but we do know that she looks like a character from Nightmare on Christmas and she sells the fake diet books like the Atkins diet where her and Terry were trying to do that, like rip off of the Atkins diet and trying to profit off of that. So we know that diet is like a big

thing on her mind, obviously. And she should have the sensitivity to know better when someone is being triggered about weight issue, especially with daughters and stuff. She should know what is going on and she should have the sensitivity to back up. But instead, she gets defensive and proves that at the end of the day, you're getting nothing from nothing. She's still the giant asshole. You know, a giant tight asshole. But I also think that this was like a perfect storm of Emily's insecurities and issues. Like in many ways, this wasn't even about Heather. I think Heather really does remind Emily of her mother.

Like Emily constantly is triggered by Heather. I think Heather really does remind Emily of her mother. Emily constantly is triggered by Heather. Her big issue with Heather is often being dismissed by Heather. Emily has an unfortunately very well documented on the show issue with her mother, her mother not being there, her mother not being present, Emily being a latchkey kid, having to make her own lunches, yada, yada, yada. But as a result, anytime Heather does something that shows a lack of care and regard for Emily, it brings back all her mommy issues. And so that gets whipped up. But here you have that coming into play in addition to her body issues that she has and the frustration of, I've been working so hard. And here I had a moment where I was like excited to sort of like show it off or

to live in that feeling or feel like I've, I've, I've moved the goalpost a little bit and instead she's her brought back as if like none of this had ever mattered. So this is like a perfect storm for Emily. And Heather, her is just not the person to, uh, it's just not the person to come to for a hug. You know what I mean? Not going to give you that hug in the way that you want. She's not the person you want from Heather. And at the end of the hits and I'm saying at the end of the day,

we also have Heather's mom, by the way, we got that beautiful glimpse into what Heather grew up with with her mom. And that is now also being, that is also coming through in this scene too, which is like, I'm sure her mom was like, what are you talking about? I, you're going to complain to me after everything I've done for you? No, that's, that's it. I made you a star, Heather. And another thing, you know,

we've seen so much of Emily's kind of journey on this show, like being like, I'm, I love my way and I'm, you know, I'm different and I'm really comfortable with my body. I make sandwiches in my purse jokes and stuff like that, to really going the opposite direction and just, and not to say that you're not proud because you lose weight, but we've just seen many different steps of her journey is all I'm saying. But as someone who is on that journey, you can never do it for the validation of other people. And she's making a huge mistake here. And she can't keep doing that. Like you can't just keep losing weight and be like, well, why aren't people treating?

Why isn't this changing how people treat me? And I should be treated better because of all of this work that I put in. It doesn't matter. Ultimately, who cares what fucking people think you have to do it for yourself. You can't do it for the validation of other people. You know, No, you're right. I think she needs therapy actually. I think this is the, this is the big takeaway.

She really needs to speak to a professional about all these issues, um, because it's not healthy to, uh, like they're eating her up inside. Oh, no pun intended. But, um, the, uh, great thing about all this is it leads to the best, most redeeming Emily scene in a long time. So this fight keeps going on. And Heather's like, I heard you and I just apologize to you. And she's like, this is not an apology. And Alexis goes, you did apologize, Heather.

And she says, you shut up my God. And she goes, you shut up, my God. And she goes, did you just tell me to shut up? She's like, yes. And she goes, but you're the one. So now Alexis gets a chance to fight. So she starts screaming at Emily about how she brought her into it. And she's like, I'm not gonna shut up.

And Emily goes, you wackadoodle. You've been a wackadoodle all night. Kitey goes, maybe I should have gone to Shannon's show instead. And he goes, well, that was bullshit. So I think Katie just talks about how Heather gets really defensive when she's not painted in a perfect light, which is true. And Heather's like, not okay.

And Tom's like, yeah, not okay, batch. You know, instead of just listening and apologizing and moving on, she makes it about her. So then Emily goes up to Heather and she goes, can I just talk to you please? Just you and me, please. Well, you're the one who wants to talk about it in front of everyone. No, do you want to yell? Do you want to do that?

She's like, I'm just asking you to have a conversation between the two of us. So they start talking over each other and Heather points her finger. She's like, and you, you know how Heather does that. She bends her finger like this and she points it right in your face oh and she started then Heather uh Emily grabs her hand and throws it down which on any other show that would have led to a fish

fight you know what I mean if this was Jersey yeah she was like don't you fucking put your finger in my face she's like don't point your finger at me she's like you want to go have a conversation and she's you stop being rude it's like, do you want to go have a conversation? And she's like, you stop being rude. It's like, you're being rude. You're cold and you're condescending. That is my nature. Thank you. How dare you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Her mom's like, I raised you well. So, I was like, Emily. And she thinks I'm not proud of her. I'm asking you to have a conversation with me. Could you be quiet for one second? No, fuck off. So she's like, all right. So now Alexis and Gina are arguing.

And then Alexis is like, she just brought me into this. And Emily's like, I didn't bring anybody into it. It was Heather and me. She won't even talk because now she's pissed. And Alexis goes, I am at my lowest point. Alexis still trying to make it about her. No one cares about you Alexis, you fucking try hard. She gave you a compliment right now.

She complimented you and you said, how dare you put me in a dress next to Alexis. That's not what I said. When she said that I started cracking up. It's a compliment Alexis. You said how dare you put me me to dress next to Alexis. And Alexis goes, I am already broken. I am a broken bird.

Darling, come to me, my little broke. Actually, you're disgusting. Go away. So first broken bird, Lisa Vanderpump's ever turns away. Yeah. And then she goes, oh my gosh. I am already broken. You know, I just took the hanger and put the outfit on my body and somehow I'm the one at fault. So you know, it's like, you know, she's like saying that you're so beautiful, like you're so beautiful. You may feel insecure.

That's all she's saying. You're gorgeous. I'm already going through this shit. And Emily's like, oh, my God, all I can think is that she looks like a big fucking giraffe. She's got this striped tight dress. I need a zookeeper to capture this thing and take it to the loony zoo. So Jen, um, that it was like more arguing and Tam was like, you did nothing wrong. This is not okay. It's not fucking okay. She did this big old cherry event fashion show. Do you really think she's going to have time to be like, Hmm, let me sing Emily and fat shame. Right? That's not Heather's character. I mean, I might do that batch, but that's not Heather's character.

And then Gina's like, can I give you a hug? Cause that's the thing for you. You know, I feel bad, you know, because like she said, well the right things because she feels like she's on the defense, like rather than seeing you in your heart, heart like you know, I feel bad for you Emily said I feel bad So Heather goes and this will be me so Heather goes Tamara Are you telling me that when I am raising money for family equality? That she is in the bathroom crying because I made her wear jeans. Are you telling me that's what happened?

Dermot's like yeah, she's like, yeah, there's bigger fish to fry in the world, babe. Well, yes, and maybe that's Emily's problem. So Alexis is like- Maybe she should find more fish to grill. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then she throws me into it at my lowest point. She's like, oh, you put me in a dress next to her. I'm not, I don't know. I don't know. Like, do you understand? I'm broken right now, everyone.

And Gina's like, we're just off as a group, you know? Is there like a fucking cloud over us or some shit? And so it's called Gina. It's like, I'm surprised that Gina is not throwing little spiky balls at them. You're in such a cloud. So Gina and Emily are deciding that they're gonna leave and Emily was like, another you don't have to look at me like that. She says, I'm upset. I can look at you like this because I'm

upset. She goes, well, I'm upset too. But I didn't do anything to you, Emily. I didn't say it didn't you think but when I started to say what I wanted to say you got pissed in me. No, you kept going. I didn't ask you to shut the fuck up. And Alexis is like, I don't give a shit what you say. She goes, you're not involved in this. You're just a friend. Shut the fuck up, Alexis.

Yes, that's bringing up the friend card. Yes, it was. I love that power play. And also, I think there had I had mused online or on the podcast, uh, like does Alexis, did she not know she was a friend of at this point where she's still like in contention to be a full-time cast member, but this cements it that it was clear that she was a friend of and Emily, you pulling the status card when Emily really is the most friend of main house

wife of all time. So Emily just, yeah, I think Alexis was going to be a friend the whole time because I don't think that, uh, she was allowed to film her children. Right? Cause we haven't seen her children. So I'm guessing she doesn't even really talk about what's going on with her children. She just alludes to it and you just have to know that she has a trans child for instance. So Alexis is like, she's like, you're right, Emily. I am a friend.

I am a true friend at her lowest, most brokenest point. So you know what, Emily, you can fuck off. And Gina goes, well, thanks, I had a great time. And Emily just walks off going, shut up, Alexis, go fuck John some more, you frigging idiot. Dead. Hilarious. I died. That was definitely Emily's best moment of the season. And they're

often these drunk moments of Emily's where she just starts screaming and crying over unreasonable. Well, this one maybe wasn't that unreasonable, but over things is so funny. I will never forget the one where she left Shannon or it was Heather's too, wasn't it? Heather's house where she left drunk and screaming. Oh, yeah. She's like, Shane, you want to do anal later? And then there was that she was yelling at Kelly Dodd when Kelly Dodd called Shane a dork or something.

When Emily loses her marbles, it's pretty great. It's like moments like that, even though I just called her the most like friend of Housewife of all time. Like, you know, there always comes a point in every season where I say, you know what? Emily has earned her right to be on this show. Yeah, but it's only like two episodes a season. Like you can't, you know, it needs to be more.

I need that. I need you to just up your average. I do think, I do think that like, Emily and Gina are, Emily and Gina, I feel like every year I shit on them, but I mean, they, they're Housewives. They made it. They did it. They're here. They made it. Um, you guys, you did it. Um,

all right, everybody. Well, that brings us to the end of this lovely episode. Um, join us next week. We'll be back next week for more crap. And uh, Monday will be episode three, three of secret lives of Mormon wives. That's going to be then and then we're just going to keep on rolling through. We sure love you guys. Check out our Patreon for this week's bonus episode and for all of our videos and we sure love you and we'll talk to you next time. Okay. Bye. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e some scotch with Jessica Tratch. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock. She's a total knockout, it's Katie Mannock.

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