Watch What Crappens - #2574 RHOC S18E12 Part Two: Ry Know What You Did Last Summer

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey wait a minute I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye, enjoy the show. So then now we go to Gina's and Gina is saying that Matt's gonna Matt basically Matt and Britt come over. So Gina's like, first of all, every time we talk about making meatballs, meatballs things is going to get eaten. We think the dog meatball, because you know, I got a dog named meatball. So I say let's eat meatball. And the meatball is like, Oh my God, don't

leave me. My name is me. Like, okay, I get it. You're making meatballs for your friend from back home, your ex husband, you need to stop pretending you have this. Why is your accent 10 times more now? Is it the meatball? Because I know that thing's frozen. We understand you are trying to lock down an influencing deal with Raghu. We support it, but you have to mention the brand name if you want to get that deal.

You can't just talk about the meatballs. Okay. Truth. So a meatball bomb. Sorry about that meatball bomb. You know, my favorite movie was from the 80s? Meatballs! So Britt's like, we're going to have a commitment ceremony in April. And she's like, oh my god, I'm so happy for you guys. They're so nice to you and they can't. The point is she basically saying that like, you know, she's now like now we're getting a little bit more insight like this. It's the situation with the ex obviously is preventing it although what I'm confused about naively probably is why Like she they have this she shows let me back up for a second

she shows this really kind of like sweet scene where the kids all arranged a wedding for Travis and Gina in the backyard and like the kids were all happy. They were all happy for this. And then she's sort of suggesting that she would love to go down that path, but she can't because the ex is causing so much drama. And my question is, I get that the ex is causing drama. And I get that that's that's a pressure on the relationship. But why would that prevent her from getting married to Travis? Because of money, basically a lot of money stuff.

Like if there's alimony and there's money being paid, a lot of times that can change. So if you're getting alimony from somebody and then you get married in some agreements, you don't get that alimony anymore because you're married to somebody else. Or saying he's because Travis is Travis receiving alimony anymore because you're married to somebody else or saying he's because tra as Travis is Travis receiving alimony from the wife. Is that what it is? We don't know. It's rumored that he is and that he's like the main caretaker of the kids. So she's supposed to be paying child support and stuff like that. But I don't know. I don't have enough solid details. I just know from like Reddit comments, you know what I mean? But it seems

like they're just really toxic, horrible horrible place and there's a lot of legal stuff and nothing's really settled. And so if he's got Gina's income coming in that's supporting their family, is there any legal right for her to be getting any of that for the kids or her saying, well, I shouldn't have to pay him that much because he's living in a household where they're making a quarter of a million dollars a year or whatever. So why am I having to pay this alimony? So I think they're having to separate and this is all just me speculating. But I think they're having to

separate for reasons like that, you know, because she doesn't want this lady coming after her money and her kids just because she's partners with Travis. Yeah, I do genuinely feel bad for Gina about this because this that really does suck. I also was amused because there's a lot of Gina talking like in her interview telling us about the situation and they clearly did like a pickup meaning that they shot more of the interview like several months later and so she has it's going back and forth between the original interview and the pickup and so her hair she has that awful hair and that one in the original interview where it's like this strange helmet that's like the hair is going from the right all the way to

the left, like a strange comb over that she has, and then the in the pickup, it's much nicer. So her hair is going from like, changing from like, crazy to normal to crazy to normal as she's doing these sentences. And I'm like, you gotta, you gotta do better trying to create some consistency here. Oh, really? Because I thought, wow, how did they not fix her hair in this? Well, it went from, oh, your camera, you just got attacked by Gina, by Travis's ex, the boogie woman. Oh, and you're muted now also. I'm just gonna move forward.

For fuck's sake. The TLDR here. Disaster. I'm over here calling Gina a disaster. My camera's fallen for the fifth time. I'm dropping everything on your camera. Every time your camera falls over, it looks like you got raided by the police. It's like freeze, put your hands up. Anyway, the point is this, Gina's hair is wild

and I've not gotten over it yet. And she's in a sad situation. And she's also making me balls and she feels bad. And she just wants to co-parent better with Matt and Brad. And she's like, oh my God. And like, Brad, you're like so lucky you got me as the X and I got crazy pants over the end, you know? And so then we find out, I mean,

it's just like a little small talk about people. Yeah. And basically, Britt is basically debating whether or not she'll take Matt's last name. And if she does, her name will be Britt Terry Lynn DeSola Kirshenheiter, which means that she will be ready to join the Real Housewives of New Jersey with that name. Yeah. So then we go to Katie and Matt's and this is where Katie does her like, I'm supposed to cook dinner, but I didn't cook it.

I bought it. And I'm going to pretend dinner, but I didn't cook it. I bought it. And I'm going to pretend I cooked it. Ha ha ha ha. I can't, I can't. So then Katie's like, Oh, so by the way, Matt, let me tell you about what, let me tell you about the beef, which I also didn't cook Eddie and Ryan. They haven't seen each other in months. And apparently Ryan went on a podcast and bashhed Tamara and Eddie. He's like, wow. Now who are Tamara and Eddie? He's like, can I go to my office?

No, you have to stay here for this dinner, Matt. So Emily and Shane come first. Always the guest you want first, you know? Hey, how you doing? Emily comes marching in. Yeah, and she's like, can I, can that purse be used as a weapon? Huh? Huh?

You know what? And then, uh, there's a very hard turkey sandwich in here. I can beat someone with So then Tamara and Eddie show up next more. Hello. And it's finally Jen and Ryan show up. And by the way, I had to do it. So then Tamra and Eddie show up next, more hellos. And finally Jen and Ryan show up.

And by the way, I'm not sure if Jen has finally decided to save some money and stop using glam, but it seems like maybe this was not professionally handled for this episode, I'm not sure. I didn't notice. I think I only noticed Gina's hair because it was so it's like a V outfit, you know, that she'd like publicly apologize. She actually came out just like, why is it can't all be winners? Okay. Like, please stop

threatening my family. People are like sending her bomb threats and stuff. Like, please. It's really one of the worst interview looks we've ever had on any franchise. I'm sorry. It's like such a failure on so many levels. Yeah, yeah, I still came back with that terrible hair. So Gina, I noticed I don't really notice anybody else's glam. I don't get it. I'll just show when they show the tracks of their because this show has the worst hair extensions and stuff. So I love pointing out their tracks because those are hilarious. Yeah, I know everyone's hair extensions look like ramps on Mario Kart, but Jen, her, yeah, her makeup, I was like, what is going, I don't even notice makeup most of the time. And I was

like, what is happening here? So Ryan walks in and he goes up to Eddie goes, Hey, it's great to see you. And then he's like, sort of opens up his arms. He's like, you're going to give me a hug. It's like, no, I won't. It's like, OK, it's great to see you. And then Eddie walks away and he's like, so you're just going to hide. OK, like, no, he's not hiding from you. He just doesn't want to look at your jacket. He's hiding from your fashion.

And he is like, seriously, like looking away, like, oh, I'm just going to look at the ceiling. Someone walked in at a light entire episode. He's looking at you. And then he walks away making a big deal. Like, fuck that guy to everybody. So they're like really super mature, you know? So then, um, they're, everyone's speculating like, are they going to get in a fight?

Are they going to get in a fight? And Katie's like, Oh my God, please don't break any of our wine glasses. They're like $80 each. Okay. That's another reason you can't be here. That should be nothing to you. Or you should at least be able to pretend that it's nothing like you broke a glass. What is $80? So it's the price of a tortilla. Like literally don't price of each. I mean, $8 each. That's like, that's probably as much as Danielle stopped spend on each of her implants. So Janine ashamed. No one is safe today. Just what do you just what do you thought was safe to disappear into obscurity?

Shane is like, Oh, Annie, you don't drink. And he's like, not unless I have to tolerate the environment like that guy. It's a little bullshitty in here. Oh, God. So then good. No, no, I was like, I was wondering if this was when Ryan. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry. I was skipping ahead of my in my mind. So, yeah, Eddie is being Eddie is doing is being like he Eddie is performatively doing that thing.

Like I'm holding myself back from swinging a punch, you know. So Tam is like, I drive parties now, bro. I could kick someone's ass in any moment. I'm actively lowering the the home values of my neighborhood with my giant truck right now. That's what I do. Yes. So, uh, did you see what Eddie did to Ryan? Well, I don't blame him.

He thinks Shane would be happy to see someone that fucking trashed me. I'm like, I think Shane would be, actually. There's what Shane would do. Then we're funny. What are you going to get mad at comedy? He crossed the line like a little fucking bitch. Um, and then Emily's like, don't say a little fucking bitch. And then Emily's like, don't say little bitch around Shane. We get a flashback.

Thank you editors for this. For Kelly. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch.

You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. And then Emily crawling over the standing table to be like, don't you talk about my turkey sale. Your husband. my husband like that. I have the bitch now. And I was like, right.

I don't get it. But right. Your husband is literally running around the room, trying to avoid somebody and like snickering behind their back. I think in this case, your husband's a little bitch. At least the other guy came up and said, Hey, you want to talk? And he's like, no. So yeah. Yeah, I mean, you got to hand it to Ryan. Ryan did control the narrative of this moment. He was like, I'm going to get, I'm going to be like unavoidable, right? Like you want like, I'm not

afraid. You know, he did, he did the power move. So, um, Well, it's also kind of the husband norm and it obviously it's not a hundred percent reliable, but it's a, it's a norm on these shows that the husbands make up with each other. Cause you know how the, there's always a husband every year. He's like, these women, they just were a man and men don't do that. Look how men can just golf the next day. You know, there's always that. That's what they do. And that's what they do. And so Ryan's trying to do that. And then he's like, no bitch, you know, he's been with Tamra to like have a big housewives fight at any moment. She's like, I'm a bad bitch, baby.

So then Ryan's, so Ryan's like, huh, he wouldn't even say hi. He wouldn't even give me a hug. He's such a clown, a baby bitch. So then Eddie, and then then they're all kind of like, so just chatting and talk about like where they're going to sit and joking about like if what would happen if Eddie and Ryan sit next to each other. And then Ryan, meanwhile, is out side with Matt. And then Ryan, meanwhile, is outside with Matt. And Matt thinks he's gonna have a nice conversation. And he's like, oh, so by the way, what do you do? He's like, oh, well, you know, I'm in real estate development. I'm in development. I mean, like, well, you know, she's been in the mortgage industry for 15 years. I'm doing all these projects in California.

I love baseball. I love Otani. He's great on the Dodgers. You know, like, you know, just like going up construction buildings. Have you ever been on a highway? I love Otani. He's great on the Dodgers. You know, like, you know, just like going up the construction buildings. If you ever been on a highway, I love a highway. I once built a cone and that was on a highway once during an accident. So it was great. Textiles, walls, uh, you know, pylons,

you put shapes on top of each other doors in them. Boom construction. Yeah. You know, I once I was once in the business of mirrors, but like the mirrors that they make for those movies was like two guys are carrying a mirror across a street and then a car goes through it. You know, I'm talking about those mirrors make those and he just keeps talking and talking and they do that edit where it just makes it look like he's talking for 10 hours and Matt's just like, Oh God, I mean, if Matt had any color in his face, it would be drained out. You know, he's just like, Oh God, what have

I gotten myself into? You know, it's like, Ryan, this is a man, this is a man whose career centers around golf. You've talked way too much. This is a quiet man. So it's just like play it through, play through for as in I need four lines and that's it. So Eddie's so then Eddie is all of a sudden like saying to Tamara, can you use yourself on the drinks please as it like, no, let Tamara get wasted and be the disaster that she is. Okay. He knows what's coming. You know, he knows.

Yeah. And I'm like, tell the bartender I need a drink. So she goes over and she's holding two drinks and the martini just spills all over. She's spilling it, you know, Lucille blue thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, you ding dong. Oh, jeez. I'm not gonna make an effort to clean that up. And Emily's like, you can't take her anywhere, right guys? And then we see Eddie looking concerned slash disgusted in the back.

It was an amazing shot. God, these, you know, we have to give credit to the camera people on these shows because they have to see in that moment, like what dynamics are playing out and what needs to be, like when to do that rack focus shot and they did it and like, ooh, Eddie seething with rage as Tamara drinks her martini. I'm like, this feels like it should have been a bigger storyline. Like clearly Eddie has some feelings

about Tamra's drinking next season. I guarantee it'll be a thing. Well, they're putting, they're definitely putting the seeds there. And it's interesting because that's what Tamra's whole season is accusing Shannon of being an alcoholic and which makes so much more sense now, by the way, because a lot of times, people hate the things that remind them the most of themselves, right? So now, if the reason why Tamra is getting so angry at Shannon is because she's having issues with Eddie about this topic in terms of him coming down on her, whatever, then it's like, Oh, this all makes sense. It's interesting because it's a running theme in this show right

now, because Emily's got all of her like internalized fat phobia and stuff like that that's coming out and it's coming out all over the place where she's like, Oh, I'm not fat anymore. Why are people treating me like I'm some ugly fat girl? It's like, Oh, guess what? Not everybody has lost a ton of weight. And like for you to insinuate that it's ugly to not be like you, what size you are is gross, but she's going, it's like, you have to have some sensitivity for it because she's still going through the mind fuck of what that does to you.

Like losing weight. And it's kind of normal to have that, but it's just what you're saying. You know, it's like the thing you're having a problem with. You see in other people. Yeah, that's a real bitch. Ain't it? God, I spend most of my time on this show projecting, you know, I should open a fucking movie. That's the amount.

That's why I'm so mean at people who have bad posture. I'm like, I said, fuck you, bad middler, died a fire. So then Jen's like, wow, last time Tamar got super drunk like this, I literally had a napkin thrown in my face. Now I have to say Jen, this is you're on a show where Shannon Madure crashed a car into a into a building. And so like the napkin in your face thing, like I just feel like you can't you

can't offer that up as evidence of like, watch out, someone's drunk. Yeah, that lady just pissed on the concrete of the pool last week. Okay. Having a napkin thrown at your face is nothing. I mean, the fact that she even held a napkin, she should get an award for. Yeah. Like you didn't have the table flip. You didn't have a glass thrown.

A napkin is pretty benign when it comes to reality TV and people getting drunk. Yeah. So then Eddie's like, don't serve her any more alcohol, please. He's like, okay, done. That's hilarious. So then small talk about Katie and Matt's relationship and how, you know, we know all this. And then Eddie's like, still looking for a good one, right? And she's like, he's coming to the streets of Newport Beach for the right women. They're like laughing and stuff. And Tamar gets by the way, I'm talking to that. Oh, Tamar's trying to make this party fun because by the way,

this is like the most boring dinner party you can tell no one's having fun. And they're joking about how like Katie's like, I had underwear on and she's and he goes, that's classy. Shut up, Eddie. God. And he's so miserable. But Eddie's always been miserable. Eddie was never a smiley, happy person. He's always been misery incarnate. He's always had a frown on his face. And it's not like, oh, he just doesn't smile. He has an active frown on his face, like an emoji, you know? Yeah.

But honestly, the past few seasons, he's been more miserable than usual. Before, he was always quiet and not that fun. But now he's like, he just seems like a very sad person. He just seems miserable at all times. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. Are you in trouble with the law?

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You know, I feel like Heather and I, maybe we could have had like, I don't know, like just went and sat down if Alexis wasn't there because I tried to talk to Heather and I tried to tell her how I felt from my heart as a fucking friend. And, you know, let me just explain something to you, okay? You see where the, Oh, Ryan, you see where the gym every day. I'm like, really Emily, are you going to have, are you going to like, get it fall into tears over this stupid fight you had with Heather last night at this party? Yes, again.

And so he's like, yeah, I really don't know. I don't know. I don't know. to have, are you going to like get it fall into tears over this stupid fight you had with Heather last night at this party? Yes, again. And so he's like, yeah, every morning she's there. She's at the gym. I see her there. She's there. I mean, I hit on her every day. I tried to fuck her every day for months. It hasn't happened yet, but I have faith. And she's like, yeah, when I go to an old fashion show and there's two dresses that are identical and one for me is a size 12. Do you think that hurts my psyche?

Okay, but are you a size 12? Like this is still what I don't get. And someone left a comment saying, no, the problem is, is that she put Alexis and Emily in the exact same dress and Emily could see that there was a smaller version of the dress for somebody who cares. Are you a size 12 or not? You can't get mad at somebody else for giving you a size 12. I still don't understand.

I think that. Yeah. I think that what for Emily where she is, I'm assuming one of the reasons why she's also feeling hurt is that like, it's like Alexis in her mind, I can see her mind saying, Oh, Alexis's dress is like the proper size. And the one that Emily is wearing is the, Oh, and by the way, if you're plus size, here's an option for you. And that's kind of like, I don't think she wants to be the plus size option. I'm assuming. Um,

but of course, as we've all said dozens of times, but it doesn't even matter. Cause it's, it doesn't matter. What we say is that she looked obviously fucking hot in it and gorgeous, but, um, and it wasn't, didn't come off like, Oh, this is the plot. This is just some plus size option. It looked like this is a dress. This you can wear it like this or you can wear it like this, but like in her mind, I'm assuming, cause she's been working so hard, like she has all this baggage that she brings to it. So she just, I think just as someone who struggles with weight and as a bigger person, it starts feeling offensive when someone is like, Ooh, a size 12, like I'm mortified.

I've been working on it. I'm not discussing like that anymore. And it feels like mean. It feels like mean to me. I'm like, leave me the right. That's interesting. Like why is, why do you have to be mean to other big people about it? And I know that that's a part of it.

Like I said before, that is just like your own personal shit to work through. And it doesn't really have anything to do with anybody else, but it still feels gross. And I don't like it. And I don't like that Noah's told her like you're being fat phobic to other people who are, who are bigger, like a size 12 is actually not that big. You know what I mean? So that's weird. And then the other thing is she keeps saying that she's not shaming. She's not accusing Heather of fat shaming her. Well, if you're not accusing her of that and you're saying that you're, you know, it's, it's a problem within you, then why is it a problem with Heather? I think you are accusing Heather of fat shaming you.

And I think Heather is kind of guilty of being really insensitive in that regard. I wouldn't be surprised if she was honestly. Yeah. I actually think that what Emily is saying is like, I don't think that she's fat shaming me, but this dress inadvertently triggered something in me. And I want her to acknowledge that she should be aware of what may trigger me.

And I think that she's like, she, I think she wants, I think she wants Heather to be, to show her more care. And yeah, I think that Heather is like, I did show more care. And I think Heather is like, I did show you care. I let you talk to me. I did show you care. I gave you three gigantic dresses. Do you know how much fabric that was? Do you know how many trees? I feel for those dresses. I said you were my favorite Muppets. What more care do you need? said you were my favorite Muppets. What more care do you need?

No one's better than snuffle up because um, yeah, I look, I mean, I get Emily's thing overall, but she just is so Emily about it that it's starting to get like, okay, shut up and stop calling me fat. I'm starting to project it to my own self where I'm like, you need to leave me alone now. Okay, because now you're pissing me off. Yeah, so Tamar does Tamar saying that she does feel bad for her and Jen says, you know, it would have been awesome for everybody to let you to have the conversation. It's just, it's unfortunate she didn't give you the time to do that. And there was all that noise with Alexis. And they're like, yeah, she was crazy, whatever. And Tamar is like, well, by the way,

everyone people magazine came out with an article basically saying that John is now officially suing Shannon. So should we pop open some champagne? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Um, so then she was like, oh, and then I called on Shannon to see how she went, and she didn't answer. But then she butted out at me, and she was crying. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. And she said, Alexis is behind all this. And she blamed it on Alexis. And she said Alexis is behind all this and she blamed it on Alexis. And she said she was sad, she was tired, she can't go through this. So much blaming Alexis.

I mean, give me a break, am I right? Yeah, but if I was Shannon and I had been sued by Alexis and her ex-husband, and now Alexis and her boyfriend, I think I get it. And she was like, yeah, you cannot put those two together. And she's, no, I know Alexis and her boyfriend, I think I get it. And she was like, yeah, you cannot put those two together. And she's no, I know. But in Shannon's mind, remember Shannon is, you know, deranged, you know, that's probably what she's thinking. Yeah.

But also how do you not put those two things together? That's ridiculous. It's, it's called like evidence. I mean, she sued. The pattern. Yeah. It's called a pattern. I mean, give me a fucking break.

Of course you put those two things together. Well, hello, I am here to give a talking head. And I think that Alexis's PR team is behind this because People Magazine article, 1000% one fell, I'm going to, I'm going to borrow the page to sort about 1000% not one doubt in my mind. The same things happen with Tamara and I when we got sued by the Bolinos for defamation, the press got a copy of the complaint before we did.

I mean, clearly the reason why Shannon doesn't like her isn't because of the lawsuit, it's because she's bringing the best boyfriend. Two things can be true at once. Yes, I was like, it could be all of the above. The lady sued her for all this money, got a lot of money. And now she's banging her boy, her ex boyfriend to get on the show, which I don't care what anybody says. It's a little bit

coincidental that this is all happening that suddenly Alexis has a job. And it happens to be anti one of the stars of the show. I mean, come on, give me a fucking break. Of course, she doesn't like her. Let me ask you a question. Really, me, that would you rather pay someone seventy thousand seventy thousand dollars to pay them off or go to court? Ryan's like, is embezzling an option? So she's like, well, he needs an elbow.

How about you pay me 70,000 and I'll put it in my friend's account and then you'll get payments on that from different accounts all over the world. Month to month. Oh, Tony. I mean, Oh, Tamara. So Shane's like, he's like, wow, man, legal, legal, legal, legal, legal. I'm bored. I'm like, yeah, she did all from, they basically all like saying, she should have just paid it, made her life easier because she's now going to have to go to court, spend more money. And in the end,

she still won't get the non-disparagement thing because that's only something that you can get during a settlement. So they're basically saying, she should have just moved on. But I get that. I mean, there's probably that feels that way too, but I don't know that that, like, I think, I think Shannon coming to the table and saying, okay, I'll give you money. That was her saying, okay, I'm, I will pay you to move on with my life. And the fact that he still wouldn't sign the non-disparagement thing is so, yeah, that's that ultimately, I think that makes him the most disgusting person. He's

gross. I mean, look, just to be fair, of course, Shannon does have the new face. You know what I mean? So she did, whether or not he gave it to her saying it was a gift or whatever, she does have the new face. So I mean, part of her could have been like, well, I mean, I am wearing the face, so I guess I could pay it back. You know, there's part of it. But I think there's so much emotional stuff tied to it too, because she had David before, and David right now is embroiled in more drama with his current lady with abuse allegations and stuff like that. There were a lot of abuse allegations on this show against David. So Shannon's recovering from that kind of thing. And then with another controlling weird, you know, at,

at the very least emotionally abusive personality like Johnny J. So she's probably like, this might be a form of sticking up for herself or she's like, no, fuck, no, you didn't tell me I was paying that back and I'm not doing it. I don't care about the principle. Go fuck yourself. You're not going to control me. And I think that's why she has so many people cheering for her, you know? And you know what like

It just I miss if I remember correctly she's saying it was a gift and he's saying it was a loan So that's why he wants his money back, which is like by the way, congratulations Johnny J You've just established that like any nice thing you buy for a lady in your life is actually potentially just alone So they're always gonna have to ask is this alone or is this a gift? He's just such a shitty like low life. It's like pathetic. And I think that Shannon at this point should get real petty and she should go through all her receipts and she should sue him for all the money that she quote unquote lent him. And they're like, just let her, you know, just pay the money and then, you know, just leave Shannon alone

and you can ride off to the sunset with your girlfriend and have a happy life. And then it comes to Shannon with her nasal sucker sucking all the boogers out. She's like, I know. I am, I'm sick to my stomach. And she's like, Archie, Archie, it's time for night, night, get into bed. And so Shannon's just like in her queen size bed with a maybe king size of the giant pile of pillows next to her, like an enormous pile of pillows and Archie's getting in bed with her and it's like 7 PM and she's like, all right, well, looks like it's time to go to bed. Well, you know, you got to, you got your carrot Archie, so you've been fed. Here comes in with me, your carrot giver.

You want to sleep with me, you want to sleep with me, Matt? You want to sleep with mommy? No? I'm all alone. She's like, it's a lot and I'm alone, but that's my choice. Cause I want to be alone. Cause I don't have my kids at home. We're just alone, but I have Archie.

I just shows her slowly petting Archie in bed, looking miserable. I was like, Oh my god, Jesus Christ with this show I mean I would feel worse except it's kind of every scene. It's like the first scene this episode where Shannon's like So then Next we go back to the dinner party and she's like, yeah, so what else was said at this party? Did anybody record it?

Can we talk about the elephant in the room, bitch? Oh, are you talking about Ryan and Eddie? Yeah, it's a pretty big elephant. That's two big elephants. Okay, well when... Yeah, basically Tamara opens up this topic. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you want to podcast and you talked really mad shit about me. But not only me, you talked about me as a mom and he's a businessman.

Why would you come for the children? And he's like, validated after you treated me that way. She's really fucking kidding me. Really, really, really, really, really. Hold on. Wait, wait. After you treated me that way No, you never talked shit about about Eddie being a businessman Ryan you never did that Any and and she's like, what did he say? What is he said that people came up to you at our gym and talk shit about Eddie and she said no We never said that he said it on a did. And we hear the clip where Ryan said, well, when I, when I did hear about Tamron Eddie, it was nothing positive, which is so kind of like generic.

I don't think that speaks to Eddie as a businessman. I think what is more damning to Eddie as a businessman are the warped floors are cut fitness and those empty shelves and the closed nature of the gym. Well, and also you outing your customers and what they're doing with their private lives. That's disgusting. Who would ever go to that gym when you've got somebody on national TV being like, oh, that guy was fucking ladies from my gym.

I should be able to go to the gym and not have somebody reporting on who I'm fucking, sir. Well, cut fitness was closed by that point, to be fair. That remember last season was the what if the doctor was if you're shrink, I stopped working, you know, stopped shrinking. And then suddenly they came out with like, well, Ben fucked 10 people in the cut fitness, you know, you're OK, you were my shrink. Well, it would be interesting if Eddie gets mad at

at the the vault, the vault men worker who was like, Oh, yeah, well, you know, Tamar and Eddie were in here. He's like, that's a vile. If he says that's a violation, then yeah, you're you know, like, like turn about his fair play. Because ultimately, your point I do, I do agree with your point, which is like, that's going around talking about a client that Yeah, that's unprofessional, you know, no matter which way you

cut it. But yeah, he could be like, I hate the vault now because like, what would be like, don't have what jackets on what cool jackets I'm gonna be wearing. Yeah. I'm my Harley Davidson and my giant stupid truck. Yeah. Okay. So then, Jen, so this is, he did say it, It seems like he did say it, but Tamara's making it into a bigger deal, especially after what she put them through, right? So then Jen and Ryan are insisting that this never happened. And Ryan's like, I talked shit about Eddie and supported him until he talks shit about me. And she's like, oh, he talks shit about you, bet it, bet it, bet it. Oh, no, he didn't. No, I didn't.

And where I was like, yeah, you said you were in my backyard for a barbecue. And then one of my friends came up to you and said, watch out for Ryan. He goes after married women. Is that what? And Eddie goes, but that's exactly what happened. Okay. Well, maybe someone came up to the gym and said that about Ryan. I'm like this whole thing. Like, well, it's true that Tamara and Eddie have, it's still fucking rude and it's gross to be outing people on national TV. And if you don't like that, if you don't like it for yourself, then don't do it to other people. Yeah. I mean, do I believe that Ryan goes after married women? Yeah, that all's in percent.

But like if you're going to get into the weeds about like, how dare you say Eddie is unprofessional? It's like, well, ultimately you did say this about a client at your gym on TV. Yeah, and if the argument is like, well, it's the truth, so we're allowed to say it, okay, but he's allowed to be mad and retaliate. He's allowed to say, I heard that, like, okay,

you heard that women, you heard that, I think that was actually just what you said, but like, Ryan's allowed to say, if you heard that, I think that was actually just what you said, but like Ryan's allowed to say, if you heard that people say, I go after married women, I'm allowed to say that I heard just things that were not great about you two. And that's so generic. It's so just like, I just didn't hear great things

about them. That is actually so, that's very, it's not that it's benign, but it's really not that as nasty as it could get. So Eddie's like, well, why would I make that up? And Tamara goes, Oh, come on. I mean, Ryan, we all know you like to fuck married women.

It's the news on the street. We can make a list of them. And by the way, Jen was married when he fucked her too. Yeah, but so were you when you met Eddie. So any work for your ex husband? I mean, the hypocrisy is ridiculous. Well, let's just assume that's accurate, which it's not. All I know, some dude comes up to me and says, Hey, watch out for Joe blow. He's got a thing for married women. And he's talking about

my chick. I'm sitting down with him in that moment and saying, you and I have a problem. He's like, Yeah, well, you're not a threat to me. And I guarantee you, you would never have my wife. That's why it's not a big deal. It's like, but you guys were supposed to be friends at that time. So why, why did Eddie not go up to Ryan and say, yo, this person's talking shit about you? Yeah, I think Eddie's saying,

because I just assumed it was true, but I didn't care because it wasn't my wife, you know? So who cares? But you know, you cared enough to say it on TV. So yeah. And Tamra's like, he's not a little bitch. And then, uh, it got the chain. It's like, oh, she goes, yeah, he didn't say anything to you because he's not a little bitch. And it comes to say, I'm like, hey, Shirley, Shirley temple was a tap dancer and also a delicious soda. Tamara, why are you doing this?

And thank you so much by the way. I really love you. Just because he's coming after my husband, but you went after him. I told the truth, but why does it matter for you and he? It's always, but I told the truth. So what you did it in a horrible mean, vindictive way that hurt the girl that you're talking to right now. So he went on a fucking podcast.

He ripped my husband apart and with me apart as a mom. I'm like, you literally host a podcast where you do that every single week. We know we were on it with you. So he's like, I didn't do that. So we see a clip of the podcast where the podcast host says, I don't know if she's still talking to her children, but she's also had that. And I don't, I totally feel like she wants what you guys have because it doesn't seem like she has it in her household.

Well they never said that the podcast host said that. Yeah. And then Ryan responded, well, that's tough one because I don't live under their roof. And the last thing I would want to do is speculate. So he actually kind of literally, he literally hedged and didn't even, he didn't even say anything that could be interpreted, interpreted in that way.

And she's like, you went after Ryan. So then now we have some Ryan on Ryan action where Ryan's like, he's like, I didn't go after your son, Ryan. I just reposted a post saying you should stop talking about me and worry about your own Ryan. Cause oh, you think it's okay to go after kids, little children, little sweet innocent children. I did not say I said worry about your own Ryan. That's it. She goes, but you posted

a picture about Ryan's dick pics to compare to your dick pic. And Emily's like, what are you talking about? Your son? Yeah, it was a picture from when he was about 18 years old, which is probably right around the time I tried to have him get gretchen so wasted that he could sexually assault her in the bathroom with a body. That was a good one. That was a classic. That was a classic. This is such a stretch. I'm sorry. I don't even remember Ryan any sort of Ryan dick pic thing. I believe it happened.

I'm sure it was the thing we talked about, but like, I guarantee, like I would never, they put this on screen, the post, I never would have looked at that picture of Ryan and thought, Oh yeah, this is, this pertains to the dick pic. Well, there was a link on it that said dick pic or something. So you click the link and I guess, cause the post said, basically what the post was saying was stop worrying about Ryan's dick pic and worry about your own son's dick pic. And then it was a link to the son's dick pic.

Ryan saw this and thought it was funny and was like, ha ha and retweeted it. So Tamara's like, you're attacking my children now by retweeting that thing, which is just, I mean, come on. So Ryan is like, yeah, it had nothing to do with her son and some dick pic. I mean, it was like a dick pic. It wasn't a dick pic. It was just directed at Tamara. You know, I don't even know the guy.

And she's like, it's like a funny thing. It's like Ryan and Ryan. Yeah. And she, yeah, it's like worry about your own Ryan is all he saw up according to him. And she's like, Well, it's one thing if you want to say something for me, but when you attack my children, you win. Don't talk about my fucking kids, because I will go after

you if you ever go after my fucking kids because I didn't go after him I said worry about your own Ryan this is like Ryan's big defense and he's and she's like that's going after my kid you fucking bitch you're a bitch and Jen's like why do you why do you fucking sit there Eddie you and I have known each other for so fucking long I've always supported you and thank you by the way but you know I've always but and I've always supported that Tamra why would you allow this shit? Yeah. And, um, Eddie's like, what am I, a fucking keeper? And Jen's like, no, but apparently, by the way, apparently yes, according to what you were saying to everyone pouring booze tonight. Oh yeah, that's true. And, uh, Jen's Jen's I like that Jen's standing up for herself here. And she's

like, no, this is bullshit. I've been nothing but good to you. And Tammy was like, maybe cause my husband's not a little bitch. God dude, it's 2024. I don't, I mean, like, I mean, I get the hypocrisy of me saying something like that, but it's like, come on. I feel like any other housewives, they'd be like, why would you call?

Why would you say that? You, you, you're being mean to women by saying that. Or whatever. Um, so she keeps like saying, bitch, like it's the ultimate, uh, I'm sorry, the diss or whatever, and Jen's like, my husband's not a little, I won't say the word and, uh, and was like, John, I'm trying to calm her down and Ryan's like, are you really speaking to her like this at your age? Wait a minute.

Yeah. Ain't shaming me. Oh my God. I think one of my kids has just been put in the hospital after they heard that. You've heard my children. My age. You're not bad. You're a bitch. Well, at your age, you're a shaming me. It's like the moment it like just barely comes back to her. What are you doing? So Ryan's like, No, I'm just saying, like, who speaks like this? Like an as

an adult at a dinner table. And then it comes to him being like, God, Eddie's such a little bitch. He's a baby. Yeah, but that wasn't at the dinner table. So that was a shaky edit. He was doing that to pride. He was doing that off camera, off camera to him, you know, like muttering to his girlfriend. So Tam is like, Oh, wow, you're so perfect. You know, you've lost the argument when you start going, wow, you're so perfect. But then I'm not perfect. I guess you are. And then she goes, how's the FBI going for you? Which was hilarious to me because, um, it's like, well, well she's like, she's getting ahead of the story.

She's bringing the story onto the show. So Eddie is like, stop, stop, stop. Jen's like, FBI, I don't even know what that stands for. Tim goes, Oh, you don't know anything about the FBI. Stop. It's not worth it. I'm not your keeper, but I'm going to tell you to stop, stop, stop. So Jen's like, FBI, FBI, what are you talking about? Tamara? What are you talking about? Has somebody been following me and I haven't been thanking them because that would be so kind to look after me. And Katie's like, Oh my God, I don't know what that even means. I'm not in the mob.

Yes, we can tell what the FBI is because you're not in the mob. The fuck? Why? Why are people letting Katie have confessionals at this point? We talk. I know. So then Emily is like, well, I do know that Ryan is this guy, Ryan is this guy are being investigated by the FBI because they go to Vegas a lot. And I mean, how much smoke can there be before there's actually a fucking fire, right? And yeah, so basically, Ryan was raided by the FBI six months prior, which I think we knew about, right? Didn't we know about this raid? I can't remember. We knew it did. Yeah, it's come out. It's come out in the news. He's basically like a bookie. I think he's doing some kind of bogey and money laundering

thing while he's accused of doing that. He will know he was I mean, he ultimately the charges come out or what he's implicated with is this whole disaster with this Dodgers pitcher Otani and like, and everything like that. But I think when the raid happened, I don't think we knew what the what the raid really meant. We just knew that it happened. So you know what, I still honestly don't understand it. And here's why it's about sports. And I just have that kind of brain that when it turns to sports, I don't care. Like my brain can't pay attention, it literally cannot pay attention to it. So sorry,

FBI raids are in right now. Let me just say something there. And Ryan is very on trend. Yeah. We see New York. Good luck. Yeah. Between him and Eric Adams and Diddy. I mean, this is really just a great week for, for raids. People going down. Yeah. So Tamara's like, um, she's like, where's my parents? Give me my purse. I going down. Yeah, so Tamra is like, she's like, where's my purse? Give me my purse. I'm done. So she just starts to storm up and no one goes after her and she like goes, like through the producers and stuff. And then she trips.

She's like, I'm gonna go by myself. I don't even care. I don't even need a car. And then she trips and then she turns around and sees the cameras cottage cuz And then she trips and then she turns around and sees the cameras caught it. She goes, God damn it. She like slams the door at the cameras. And then Ryan saying like on that one, she really did. And Ryan's like, you know what? Like Tamra, Tamra takes anybody who's happy and tries to railroad them

because she's miserable. Her marriage is a sham. Eddie is soft. He's unemployed. When others are doing well and real love is being shown, she can't handle it because it's everything she doesn't have. And Eddie goes, it doesn't need to be like this. Well, Eddie, you're kind of stirring the pot and making them lighting the fire.

So I don't know why you're acting like you're just some innocent victim in all of this. This is most. Also honestly, Eddie, it's your beef with Ryan and you just had Tamara do all the leg work. Yeah. So keep going around calling people a little bitch. Yeah. So then she, the thing of Tamara stumbling out and then slamming the gate on the cameras

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