Watch What Crappens - #2584 Crappy Hour 10/07/24: Shannon’s Booster Shot, Jax’s Attorney Fails, and The Reckoning Peters Out

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

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That's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi. How are you? Welcome. We are live. We are live. We are live.

This is your Instagram live live. We're live. This is your Instagram live show. You're on it. What do you think about that? Well, technically it's now a YouTube show and the green screen is not up today. If you want to see it. Wait, let me rotate.

Oh, it's actually really not up at all. I can't even rotate it for you. No, I'm going for an au naturel set of just good old fashioned blinds. Some gauzy curtains Some Gauzy curtains. Gauzy curtains. Let's see. Gauzy curtains.

Gauzy curtains in the evening. I am back here after escaping death. John, John. I'm so glad you're alive. I almost died. Actually the other day I was, uh, it was Saturday. It's riding my Vespa around. I know everybody in the audience is like, damn it.

I know I told him not to ride that Vespa or he'd die. No, I'm like totally fine riding the Vespa for the most part. I rode on Laurel Canyon on a Saturday night, which is crazy. There's drunks everywhere. It's like, you know, if you're going to die, that's when to do it. Um, got, got back over the hill over here to the Val. Well, this house is up a very, very steep hill. Okay. And so I kind of took took the turn a little to I took the turn wrong. And so I had to stop the Vespa. So I stopped it not realizing

on a very steep incline that shit is heavy. That is a zillion pounds. I don't know how many it's a vehicle. It's a vehicle vehicle You have to get authority from the government to put your butt on it So I was standing on a very steep incline with a vehicle and stopped it normally you have to gun it you have to Be like I'm on the hill and you gotta be like And then you got it up and then you make it and you feel like a superstar But I missed it and so I stopped the Vespa and it started tipping over and I was like, no, listen, I have no arm strength. I look like a sleeping bag thrown over a folding chair.

That's my new body type. There is nothing there. I can barely get out of bed. Wow. I have to roll out of bed, Ben. I can't even lift myself off of the bed these days. I have no strength. So look, I don't hold the microphone. It's in a, it's in a stand. I don't hold it. Look at this Topo Chico.

That's common practice. Oh, Jesus. I would love it. By the way, I would love a Topo Chico right now. I have to say. We should have a box by your, by your thing like me. Cause guess what? It's hard to lift them from the kitchen. So I'm coming up, it slowly starts to fall on me. I can't do anything because I have no strength. I fall, I'm crushed under this fucking thing. I'm Ryan Reynolds in that movie where he got stuck in a hole or whatever and there was no one to come save him.

Bury it alive. Yeah. Because I have people around me, they're not going to save me. What are they fucking, you know, they hate me. All they do is make noise over here. All they do is hammering and drilling. They're glad I'm dead. You know, so I'm like, I'm going to die here. I literally was like, I'm just going to go to bed because not only did it fall over on me, it dragged me down the hill. You know what I mean? It's like a metal comforter. It's good. You should go to bed. Like, you know, it's cozy. So I dragged the hell down the hill. I was like oh God, no, it was like a very slow tragedy

And then finally I was like you can't die here Ben will make fun of you for the rest of eternity You can't die pinned under a fucking Vespa so I valley In the valley bed. I mean if you're gonna do it do it do it on this side of the hills in the valley bed. I mean, if you're going to do it, do it, do it on this side of the hill. But don't, you need to die in the valley

or you can die under a vest bubble. You can't do both. I won't allow it. Yeah, I had one free leg and I said, you know what, I may not have arm strength, but I've got leg strength. And I pushed with my leg. I went, oh, ah, ah,

and screamed a lot until I could at least get it up enough to get my crushed leg. So I'm alive, you know, here to tell the tale. Wasn't that a fascinating one? So anyway, am I giving up the Vespa? No, I'm going to fix out light. If I give up anything, it's going to be this goddamn house. I'm moving back to my old rent controlled little apartment in West

Hollywood where everything's flat. Everything's one tiny little room. I don't have to worry about any of this shit. No construction, no crashing Vespas into driveways because they're too steep. None of this bullshit. Yeah, no, you don't want any of that. You want flat, flat. You know, the thing is this no house is perfect and you have an amazing new spot and you know, there's there's always going to be a downside and the downside is you have a driveway that is like K2 and you know what? You'll figure it out.

You'll figure out a process. Well, thanks for the support. Wait, Robin. Robin in the chat says, imagine this all happened in the background of the Valley filming. Like, could you imagine they're shooting a scene and like you come tumbling down the hill onto your Vespa.

Kristen's like, seriously? Seriously, I'm engaged is a very important announcement I want to make to the collective members. Hello members of the valley. It's like Yeah, it's like down the hill. Well, I'm glad you're okay. And I'm glad to quote Karen Huger. The injuries are not life threatening, just ankles and ribs. I love Karen Huger saying the injuries are not life threatening, just ankles and ribs. I love what Karen Huger is saying, the injuries are not life threatening, you know, a month

after her DUI and she's like in glam, don't worry everyone, my injuries are not life threatening. I'm like, yeah, we can figure that out. We see you have a... I forgot she said that. Just ankles and ribs, just ankles and ribs. Ankle and ribs, ankles and ribs. Well guess what? Nowhere is here to hear about me almost killing myself

by making stupid decisions. Let's get on to some Bravo news shall we then? Kind of a lot happened. I mean nothing. That's why I told the motorcycle story guys. There's not a ton in the news. But what do you want to start with because this was pretty good yeah you know what I want to talk about something that we talked about on Jeff Lewis a little bit because it's been people keep asking me about it and it's coming up so it'd be fun to weigh in on the whole Joel Kim booster and Shannon the door situation that happened on the set of their show that they're filming for Bravo. Okay, let's do it. So basically the long and the short of it is that Joel Kim Booster is hosting this.

We've talked about this show that's it's going to be like single ladies on Bravo. So like Giselle Countess the land the Land, Shannon, and I think Ashley, and they're looking for love and Joel Kim Booster is the host of the show. And I guess there was like a wrap party and he went off on Shannon Madure on his live. Samantha Bush, a luminary in our Bravo content creator universe, posted this, said, you know, I had no idea Joel Kim Booster was hosting Housewife Hotel or whatever it's called. He just went live and cooked Shannon Bador like he roasted her, chopped her up, served her for breakfast. Oh, well, I mean, and I hope he served a low Cal sauce with me as long as he's eating me because I would prefer not to have any butter

or sugar involved in the roast. I may make someone angry, but I would never want to make someone fat. So I hope he. The good news is I am real for real. So if you do roast me and make me for breakfast, you will have a low calorie load. So enjoy that Joel Kim.

Yeah. So he really went off. The brother was going crazy. So here is one of his posts. This is on Insta. And it says, just because you're a pathetic drunk on a reality television show, best known for a string of failed relationships and a DUI, does not make you a star

and does not give you license to treat the people you work with like they are are subhuman. They will make me delete this, but DM me if you'd like to see some videos. Bezos. So that was his first one. First of all, she is a star. And she is mostly a star because she is a drunk, crazy person with a string of failed relationships. I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that that has made her a star, but it has. So the fact that you're even arguing with that puts you on shaky ground for me. This whole thing puts you on shaky ground. My favorite trend is when people make grand proclamations about our Bravo liberties or Bravo shows as if they are breaking news to us.

Like Bethany like the like the like the Vanity Fair article that says guys they drink on Bravo. Some of them even do cocaine and now this shadow Medor is a monster. I mean what show what show have you been watching for the past 10 years? Of course she is.

She's our wonderful neurotic open wound of a monster. She made David Bedor stick his finger non sexually up her butt to scan for plastic. No, she ended up feeling her that you always get this wrong. David actually put his finger up her butthole to clear her of psychological debris and it actually worked and made her better. Don't you remember?

Either got it. Either way, it was like the most romantic thing in that she made she made Jenina last season take like a butt a butt enema on like it was like a colonic at home colonic on camera and you know Jen's probably like um well I'm a newbie I guess have to do this Shannon has a storied history. She calls her, all of her friends late at night drunk and terrorizes them with stories of her woes. Well, not only that, we've seen Shannon for years on the show telling off production and getting so pissed off

and trying to shut down cameras. I mean, how many scenes are of Shannon going, you are not filming this, I'm trying to take off her mic and just losing her shit and screaming at the cameras. And now we've seen that, but we've also seen that they fuck with her constantly on this show and try to get her to break down on purpose. You know what I mean? Like this whole Alexis storyline, first of all, I mean, that's just one in a long string and she just fucking loses her mind. Now, does that excuse her for being a monster on the set? No, of course not. If he had posted something that was like,

yeah, I worked with Shannon Bedor, she was a freaking nightmare, don't ever meet your heroes or something like that. But that he said, I mean, there's more to this that we'll get into. He said something like, I went up to her. He said something like,

I went up to her at the finale party, at the shooting, the wrap party, and I told her off. And I'm like, wow, good for you. Like, who thinks that that's great? Like, who thinks that it's like great to go tell off, like a man going off to like curse out an older woman? Like, there's better ways to do it. Get a podcast, you know what I mean? I also feel like as a gay as a gay man, one of like, one of my

favorite things is when a lady of a certain age acts horrifically. I don't know what it is. It's just some strange thing I have. It's and like, so, you know, any like, anytime anyone like, like any time a real housewife has ever been mean to me, which really hasn't actually ever happened. Now that I think about it, no one's really been mean. But I have I've had some frosty encounters here and there. And rather than saying like, Wow, she was so cold. I think, wow, I am honored. I am honored that I got to witness that like how special like I think that like, if you were to, for instance, if you were to be in a restaurant, if you were waiting on Patti LuPone, Ronnie, and Patti LuPone is like was just being a nightmare. Would you say you know what fuck Patti LuPone she's a nightmare or would you say oh, I feel blessed I was

given I was given the joy of watching Patti LuPone Patti LuPone went off on me I would take out my phone and start recording it because that's the thing that she hates most is people recording on their cell. She hates cell phones. And so I would just fuck with her that way. I'd be like, Oh my God, this is amazing. Could you yell at me again, but do it right into the camera? Because I would just enrage her more, you know?

Uh, yeah. I mean, play with it. But anyway, Shannon was like, I don't know what this guy was talking about. They asked her to show. And of course, Shannon is such a Shannon answer. Well, I, I just, I was, I was shocked. I was just so shocked because during the show, he was just, he was so lovely.

And he said, you're so lovely. And he came up to me and said, you're so lovely. So I, I, well, well, well, well, well, well. She was very shocked by the whole thing. So I had Compton tickets to Vicki and Shannon live and he was going to come to our show in Omaha. And it was just, I thought we were friends, but apparently not.

So did he not go tell her off to her face? Was that all in his head? Was that one of those things where you're like, let me tell you what I you what I like. My mom does this where she's like, Eddie, I, my dad, I was at this restaurant today and they served, they gave me my food after everybody else. And I called that manager over and I said, you listen here, no one treats me like this in a restaurant and I will get my food. And those people that have that food are much longer than me. Well, I heard one of these stories. She was talking about a meal I was at with her,

and I saw this interaction and here's what she did. She said, ''Did those people get their food before us?'' and I said, ''Yeah.'' She looked around and I said, ''You're not calling the manager.'' That was it. That was the entire thing. But in her mind, it became this like, And I said, you're not calling the manager. And that was it. That was the entire thing. But in her mind, it became this like, I told them off. Which I don't know if I told you, but that's like her most recent thing where she gets mad at somebody and she says, I'm taking this to social and I'm going to

let people, I'm going to tell people. So do you think it was that kind of a moment where he thinks he told her off, but he didn't really tell her off? I think he probably told her off. I think he did. You know, I just, you know, it's here's the thing. If you're going to make if you're going to post that on social media, if you are going to take it to social and he did take it to social, then you probably probably are going to say something to her face as well. You know, I mean, I, you know, it is, I mean, I don't know. I think people are just so weak, not him. I mean, I don't know him obviously.

Here's what I know about him. He's talented. He works at times and he's, you know, Bravo loves him. He's like a Bravo darling. He's funny. He's cute. he's like charismatic, and he hates Shannon Bedor now. That's what we know about him. He hates Shannon. So, yeah, I thought this was pretty gross and tasteless. I did not like it. Even if you felt like she was bad to work with, so unprofessional to do it this way.

And then his next one said, well, that was quick. I guess they told him to take it down. Probably something along the lines of, Hi, we just paid you to be a lot of money to host a show that you're ruining with your bullshit. Take it down. You're never going to work with us again, sir. And we are NBC Universal, not just some shady little housewives network. So take that shit down, you fuck. And so he did. And he said, well, that was quick.

Anyway, don't regret it. Hope you screenshot it. Hope she suffers. Well, that was quick. Anyway, don't regret it. Hope you screenshot it. Hope she suffers. Yeah, that's, this is not really what I imagine people look for from their TV hosts, like if you're an employer. So this is not, not a great look, not a great look, but you know, it's just gross.

And then his last one as well. Let's just say, I can't imagine what John Jansen went through. Poor guy. Well, you know what? I literally can imagine what John Jansen went through. Just watch Orange County. I literally know exactly what he went through, how that entire relationship played out. It's actually the most easily like imagined scenario of all this. Yeah. So I did not like this. Let's see. He responds to the Hollywood Reporter. Let's see if there are screenshots. Okay. So then he, let's see.

Juliana, I'm sorry. I got lost. I thought I was clicking on a different link. Joel Kim Booster responds to, y'all, isn't it your literal job to tell people in my industry apart? Okay. So this, use my preferred credit, Saturday Night Live's comedian friend. I don't know.

I'm reading the wrong thing, I'm sorry. Go ahead, talk about something while I look for this. I don't know, but I did do a, I did a Google search just now. I did Joel Kim Booster. I did a Google news search, and all the headlines popped me up, they're like, Shannon Bedore's confused over this.

Shannon Bedore's baffled. Shannon Bedore doesn't get it. And it's actually kind of funny, because that's so like what I imagine a Shannon Bador news alert to be like this just in. Shannon Bador is confused by nest thermostat. I mean, it's a nest, but it's actually I don't see any birds. And as far as I can see, to the nest thermostat still work if you have an empty nest or is it only for

people who want to actually be around me? I just want to know. I'm just curious. Um, yeah, he's, he, he said something like, uh, I don't apologize for what I said because it's all true, but I do regret how I said it. Like it was kind of a half-ass classic apology. I guess he got in trouble. I apologize for my delivery.

Yeah, something like that, which I mean, the delivery was shit. But now that I'm looking him up, one of the headlines is was Joel Kim booster actually heckled on stage and they're accusing him of staging a heckler, which was the last thing that got him a lot of tension. So, wow. So that's him. That should be a fun show.

And also just, you know, all Shanna's behavior and stuff aside, why would Shanna be telling off production? My guess is, I have no idea. My guesses are that they fucked with her like crazy on this love show and set her up for failure over and over again because Shanna Bedor is happiest. She makes the audience happiest when she's miserable. I have no doubt that they set her up with the shadiest worst people and then did like pulled bachelor moves where they just made her look stupid at every turn and she finally lost her shit.

Now I don't know who she even yelled at. I wish we got to know, you know, I need more. Yeah, there was someone on Twitter. I want more of it. Yeah, someone on Twitter suspected that they had put up a photo of like Joel can boost her with a lady and then so someone on Twitter was like, maybe it was this lady. I have no idea. But I'm and obviously if Shannon did something that was like wildly inappropriate, like problematic, we obviously do not stand for that. But since we don't know any details, we can only just

imagine she had a meltdown over, you know, like she wanted to have like, she probably wanted to like hire a taco truck for the cast. And they're like, this has already been catered. And also in Mexico, that feels wrong. So, well, I was like, I, it's like, I can't do anything right around here. So it's probably something like that, which would be kind of funny.

Okay. So in other news, we have the Valley. The Valley is really great at keeping itself in the news. For people who really just disappeared from all public life for years They really came back swinging a Yeah, the Valley is like been a steady font dare I say a spigot of Gossip items ever since it went off the air. It's been they've been really doing a great job offseason so Some of the big news that started was Jax Taylor gave

Brittany Cartwright full custody of Sun Cruise and claims they were never legally married. I thought he already gave her full custody even when they were married. Um, all even when they were married, did he know he had a kid until recently? He will only care enough to steal you away if you're like a classic car sitting in your mom's driveway. Uh, so this is from page six and this was October 2nd, by the way, if people are like, this is so old, well guess what?

So am I. And also crappy hours. Yeah. Take it to social. No, don't take it to social. That's my worst nightmare. You're already here. We're already here. And also I'm gaining weight. So it's really hard for me to cross my legs, but I got crossing my legs privilege when I lost weight and I just always want to cross them now, but my legs are too fat again. And I just, I don't care. I'm going to keep crossing him anyway, even though it hurts. I don't care. Maybe they're swollen from Vespa injuries.

Oh, God's like, wow, you crashed your Vespa. You're fatter now. Boom. Karma. So Karma, that has nothing to do with the actual crime. Did you realize your Vespa accident was basically you just playing the OTF competition and big brother, right? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial. Are you in trouble with the law? Need a lawyer who fight like hell to keep you out of jail. We defend and we fight just like you'd want your own children defended. Whether you're facing a drug charge, caught up on a murder rap, accused of committing war crimes,

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Okay, so page six is all about Jax Taylor giving Brittany Cartwright full custody. Okay, so this was a crazy story when this happened, right? Jax Taylor has given Brittany full custody. The 45 year old represented himself. Jax should not be allowed. I know that it's the law that we as Americans have the right to defend ourselves in a court of law.

Some people shouldn't, okay? Stupid people shouldn't. It's like stupid people shouldn't, okay? Stupid people shouldn't. It's like stupid people shouldn't be allowed to have babies or represent themselves. The last person I remember representing themselves in court was the shooter on the Long Island railroad. And so it's like, it's that guy and Jax, which is not good company.

But truthfully, I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to live up to the sentence, I represent Jax Taylor. That's not a phrase you ever want in your life, whatever the context. Yeah, even Mark Garagos is like, fuck no, baby. So he checked a box in some paperwork that said they were never legally married. Okay, and then we get pictures of them at Christmas and pictures of them having the baby and stuff like that. Taylor also listed their LA home as their only asset,

but requested to divide the property at a later time. He filed in person and a rep for them did not immediately return a comment. So this dummy... He's going to fight for the property, but not for the comment. So this dummy. So it's gonna fight for the property, but not for the kid, okay? Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I don't wanna make any effort for the kid.

The property I'll make an effort for at a later time. Yeah, it's gonna take a little longer. I might need an actual lawyer for that. That sofa was a freebie from HGTV. So I am gonna need to make a claim on that one. Yes. So then we found out later that Jax just clicked the box wrong and he didn't mean to click that because Brittany, as Brittany said in one of her responses to all this news was,

well, I guess paperwork is just hard for some people. We were married. And Lance Bass was like, preacher Lance Bass was there pastor pastor bass signed the paperwork So it's real. He's a bass. Um Yeah So I guess it was real. So now Jack's has hired He's refiling for divorce and he's hiring Kevin Federline's attorney that

Oh, so I think he just looked up lawyer to fight Brittany and that came up. It's just so stupid, but you just took whichever. Maybe he looked up toxic. Um, but I think that like he, uh, like Jack's, first of all, I don't believe that was an accident. I think he was going to try to sneak away from this that way. He wouldn't maybe have to split assets or wouldn't have to do any number of things.

I think he was gonna try to pull a fast one, right? I think first of all, it's probably a good thing that Jax does not wanna raise the kid. I think that's probably best if it's solely Brittany. But that being said, it is like, I can't imagine anyone who's surprised that Jackson's like, I'm single again. I don't want to raise a kid.

He's probably like, I don't see the point of being single, but still being, you know, burdened with the obligations of being a parent. Um, so yeah, you take the kid. I'm going to go, um, spread my seed. Yeah. And I've been reading a lot of speculation about it and some people are like, Oh, no, that's kind of normal for one parent to just take full custody. And then he'll, you know, like my husband did it and he still raises our kid.

You know, you'd never know cause he don't have the custody, but it still happens. So maybe that's what it is. He's just trying to make everything easier on old Brit, but we know from his past that that's not really how he operates. I mean, when they first separated, he made her, he made her move with the kid and he stayed in the house. So if anybody's like, Oh, Jax is just doing this to make it easier for Britney. Probably not guys. I mean, look at the man's history and stop being fooled by Jax for fuck's sake.

Just stop it. If anybody out there is like, Oh my God, stop being mean to Jax. He fuck's sake, just stop it. If anybody out there is like, oh my God, stop being mean to Jax. He's really going through a hard time. Jax is the hard time. Okay. Everyone else is going through the Jax. So stop defending fucking Jax.

I can't. Well, and also, I mean, there's part of me that also feels like this is sadly probably a negotiation chip. Like, he gives, he's like, no, you know what? You just, you take care of Cruz. You take care of Cruz. By the way, I'd like no you know what you just you take care of cruise you take care of cruise by the way i'd like our house but i gave you our son like yeah i kind of feel like it's some sort of weird bartering that he's setting up i feel so cruel to say this it is someone's child but um it's also a little surprising to me okay this may get a little dark

and i apologize but it's my honesty and it's an honest reaction that I had, which is that, you know, when Jack's dad died, very sad, Jack's was really rattled by it. You know, he lost his dad and now he has a kid and he's like, he's like, yeah, see you later. So it's like, it's sort of as a weird, it just sat very strangely with me. Now, of course, I'm making very deep and very serious implications about a situation. I don't know the truth about, but this is just a stupid YouTube show. So that's it. So wait, wait, wait, what are you saying? He lost his dad. So he spent a lot of time talking about, you know, he a lot of what has shaped him recently has been talk about

how we no longer as his dad, his relationship with his dad, he talks a lot about his relationship with his dad. And so it's, and then, you know, I shouldn't infer that because Britt is gonna have full custody that he's gonna have no relationship with his son, but it just, to me, those two concepts sat sort of strangely together. Right. The idea of like giving up, you know, on the one hand, really talking deeply

and finding sympathy for talking about a relationship with your father and then at the same time being like, yeah, you know, here you can have the kid. Yeah. So some comments in the chat. Mike says, I saw a rumor that Brittany couldn't even find someone to be her pretend boyfriend for the show because she was trying it. She was wasn't she like seen around town with a love Island person or whatever. Really? Oh, that's too bad.

Jackson's trash from Bonnie Jan says it's a really shitty person who voluntarily gives up their kid. Um, uh, someone said if there's some, well, I don't want to read that one. I mean, the truth is this though, if he fought for the kid, we'd all be like, fuck Jack's, he'll be a bit terrible. Dad. I mean, the truth is this though, if he fought for the kid, we'd all be like, fuck Jack's, he'll be a bit terrible dad. I mean, it probably is the best. It truly is the best outcome for the kid. Like it just, but it also speaks to, I think again,

Jack's just being the worst. Yeah. Well, that's that one. So it'll be interesting to see what happens there. There was other stuff in the Valley. Let me go back to that window. Seriously? Yeah. Seriously? Yep. Seriously. And that was that Kristen Dodie's dog, Gibson, lands an ad with Debbie Harry for Gucci.

Yes. I believe I added this link into our document because I'm all up on it. What'd you say? Well done, darling. What'd you say? Well done, darling. You know, I'm really up on the important news, but yeah, so there's an ad for Gucci with Debbie Harry of Blondie and Gibson, for some reason they cast Gibson as Debbie Harry's dog that she's posing with. So basically there's this image and Debbie Harry is kind of like sitting on a nice leather, and she's actually, she's in the back of a car, a luxury vehicle. I can't tell if it's like a Maybach.

I think so. And then Gibson, sort of out of focus is like, next word, Gibson's like, wait a second, is this real? Am I, have I graduated to like, to luxury? Will I be riding around in a Rolls Royce from now on, with Debbie Harry? Is this my new life?

It's like- Anyone with a dog knows the look on his face. He sees a treat. Someone is holding a treat and telling him, sit, just sit very still. He's just like, Oh God, there's a bone. I want that bone. What do I got to do? This looks like I'm sitting.

Do you want me to lay down? I'll lay down. Do you want me to shake? I'll shake. I'll shake your hand. Give me your fucking hand. Don't do it. It's a treat.

Come here. Treat. do it. It's a treat. So Doty has now regrammed this ad and she's like, gives it for Gucci, blondie Gucci, hashtag, my baby is too cool. Whoa, wow. Seriously? Seriously? This makes me famous. Yeah. So Kristen out there doing the stage mom thing. I think that's what you should do. Get that kid working girl. Listen, I mean, say what you will about Kristen, but she basically landed a Gucci ad.

Vanderpump rules kids, she's making it. Also, Debbie Harry, what the fuck are you doing over there? Is it fish oil? I mean, is it prayer? You look amazing. If you want to know what she's doing, just call her. You know, let me tell you, this has nothing to do with Bravo. Let me tell you, speaking of Kristen, big pests here in the Valley. I'm learning all sorts of things about the

Valley lately, guys, because I'm new here. One of them is there's a mosquito epidemic. These fuckers are as big as helicopters flying around here. I was in regular Hollywood yesterday. I was outside all night or Saturday before I crashed my vest, but I almost died like Ryan Reynolds in that movie. I don't think he died. Anyway, the point is there were no mosquitoes here. They're everywhere I've had my door open for three minutes and they're like me They're like searchlights coming down to look for people who are running from the cops Well, I'm you know Fauci just posted something in the New York Times saying that he just got over a West Nile virus and it was like horrific and And then my thing is this my friend last week

posted a sign, must have been in this area, cause she lives in Hollywood and the sign said, West Nile virus, like warning West Nile virus, like spotted here or like someone got it. Really? Yes. Thanks, no, I got it.

And then my friend Jessica told me, Ron, Rondal, do you know where those bugs are coming from? I'm serious right now. Not even kidding you. They're coming from money trees from like, apparently people are shipping in the money trees from overseas. I guess you just gave me a money tree. So it's over there.

Oh yeah, that's so beautiful. You're trying to kill me. That means I need a deadly money tree. And look at me. That money tree. Um, and look at me. I'm rolling around. That money tree may have cursed you. It's like, I feel like ever since I gave it to you, your, your house has been going like the repairs have gotten crazy. You've fallen down your Hill.

You may have West Nile now. I'm looking at the best, but crash the car. I'm a wreck. I'm a mess of a human being. I can't blame a plant. I mean, it's been going on my whole life. So I've been a mess much longer than that plants been in this house. So, um, let's see an other news, everybody.

So there's news in the Brahma rock. Um, which is Brandy, Brandy, Brandyy Brandy posted the other day. I mean, you cannot write this shit. I guess I'm doing that now. After a year, how rich I was about to be and how strong my case against Bravo is. My lawyers have decided I don't have a case and cut ties with me. Hashtag paid, paid off, maybe allegedly shrug. You know, I don't think that's how that works.

Using your lawyers of being criminals, but you have, you know, loyalty to anybody. These people were actually trying to help. First, you go for the network that was actually trying to help you and give you chance after chance, even though you didn't fucking deserve one. And no one else would. And now you're going for the lawyers who tried to help you against the network to help you have you know loyalty get a job

Lady, I think we all know I think we all know what crack legal team. She's got a higher next Jack Taylor representing Jack says like I'm here to file divorce against Britain wait a minute. I'm saying Bravo. Yeah, I can't Help you that I would like to fight to have Brandy have sole custody of my son. She's like, wait. Yeah. You know.

He's just giving his son to everybody. He's like, this court is in session. Bailiff, take my son. Brandy Glenville, you know, it's so frustrating with her. It's like, she is really the epitome of someone who can't get out of her own way. You know, she, she just flames out so frequently and she really did start to get back into Bravo's good graces. She was about to, you know, she basically she did film three girls trips. She was on three of them, right?

And it's like, no, she was on two, two, sorry, but she was on two. Either way she was on two. She was on something else. Also she was on Trader's, on Trader's like she, she was back in the groove. Like she was the building blocks were there. She was making her way back. Um, and, uh, you know what she, we don't know really what she did to Caroline Manzo. It sounds like it was really bad, but it also sounds like it was something that still could have been,

could have, like, just, she could have still moved forward from it. She could have, uh, apologized to Caroline first and foremost, and she could have made good with Caroline. Uh, but then she just, she just has been a disaster on social media. And it's like, girl, you just don't know how to, you just don't know how to set yourself up for success. Well, and then, you know, during it, when this all started and we, we kind of had the same opinions the whole time, because we watched every episode of Beverly Hills and you know who Brandi is after watching that show, you know a person's track record, you see what they're like. She's a monster. She can be very entertaining and fun too,

but she's just a disaster in her personal life, drugs and alcohol allegedly. Hold on. What happened? Bueller? Let me try to imagine the rest of Ronnie's rant. And you know, we always knew exactly, you know what she was and no one should be surprised whatsoever. Sorry, sorry. A dog had the door open because it's really hot in here and a dog poked his head in here. I didn't want a different dog.

Bueller, you're late, babe. The dog's already gone. He's like, I'm gonna get that dog. The dog is gone. I need to meet this dog because it keeps stalking around my bushes and i hear it sniffing but i don't know if it's a coyote or a dog but it's a very cute little dog it was probably a coyote cute curly headed dog you know i'm gonna write a note that says leash your fucking dog and i'm gonna i'm gonna tie it around that dog. So, you know what? Give it love every day and then send it back home. Last week I was walking on the sidewalk and I'm just like walking along and there's like two ladies and their little dogs are playing on the lawn.

And then all of a sudden, one of the little dogs just comes charging at me and it comes just runs at my, at my feet. And then it's like, and it's at me and it just runs at my feet. And then it's like, and it's so, and I'm like, what? And the owner is like, Bailey, Bailey, stop that right now, Bailey. The Bailey is so overwhelmed that Bailey then also then turns out that it was not coming for my feet. Of course I thought it was because you know, I'm always a victim, but Bailey was going to chase a vehicle and Bailey went running right out into traffic. And it was only because Bailey had

a last minute thought of like, wait, someone's mad at me that Bailey turned around and ran back. And I was like, lady, why is your dog not on a leash right now? Put your dog on a leash. If you're walking around on the sidewalk, I just don't understand people who are like this. No, they like could have died. Bailey could have died because of your mismanagement or my ankles could have been bitten. Yeah. Well, um, someone said in the chat, I've always wondered is Bueller deaf. I imagine someone calling Bueller Bueller Bueller for a deaf dog that never comes

when he's called Bueller is losing his earring cause he's old. He's his earring. I lost my earring. Oh God.'s another Jeff Lewis scandal. He is losing his hearing because he's old. It's not completely gone yet. I have to clap a lot. There's a lot of clapping and it turns out that's the way to get approval from me. If you want to applause for me, start losing your hearing. I'll be all in for you. But yeah, I need to go find that dog and hug him. He looks so cute and I just rejected him. And you know what, nobody needs that. Whether or not we're working right now,

nobody needs to be rejected. And I feel, I'm sorry to that dog. Dog, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dog. You didn't just- Someone said it's a coyote with a perm. Could be, we are in LA. So let me tell you the rest of this Brandi stuff.

So, well, there's not really more, but Brandi did that. And after all that, she had a lot of people on her side like, well, you guys are standing up for a network that abuses people, and this is abuse she's talking. No, she sued them because they wouldn't release the footage from Thailand, which she thinks is going to exonerate her.

She said that herself. She's got no choice but to sue them for this reason. So no, I don't believe Brandi. And when she says this in her tweet, after a year of telling me how rich I was about to be, that's all you need to say Brandi. Like we didn't already all fucking know that already. But like basically she did this for as rich as the lawyers told her she was going to be like, who says that? And who tweets that? I mean, what a dummy, honestly.

So good luck finding someone else to sue. And any business out there, worry when you see her walk through because she's going to fall down or she's going to have something go wrong that she can sue your ass. Does this mean she's planting the seeds to come crawling back to Bravo and say,

I was in a vulnerable place, I was scared and these lawyers preyed on my insecurities. And I thought I was never gonna work. They told me I'd never work again. And this is the only way I'd get any sort of financial support to support my children. And I never would have done it. And I was influenced and I actually love Bravo. I keep an eye out for that.

That's what's going to happen next. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. And also if anybody's wondering about the real character of Brandy's is like if we're going off this heart and someone really likes Brandy, they're getting really pissed right now. And I get it. You know, I get it. We don't always have to agree on everything. But if you're doubting Brandy's character, just know this.

Kim Richards had another meltdown of some kind. She had another relapse and there was all these stories about the sisters kicking Kim out again and being done with Kim, no one's speaking to Kim, Kim relapsed, she's going through all of this and the very first person to speak out with a clickbait title that you have to like pay to read

or whatever, just clickbait is Brandi. Brandi speaks out on Kim's relapse. So if that tells you what kind of person she is, she's literally five minutes after it happens trying to sell info on Kim, you know, gross, fucking gross. So there you go. Good luck. Wow. Yeah, good luck. By the way, do you see that there's this enormous hurricane that's barreling down on Florida right now? It's approaching. It's like this, it's like going to be, it's the big one. Everyone who's out there. I've been reading about hurricanes all week, but I haven't been sure

where they are. I mean, I know it's only Monday, but I mean, for like the past week. So Wow. If you're there and you're at home, evacuate people, evacuate. It's scary. So how about this for a piece of gossip? This is where we're at right now. Who wants to hear some low rent Osmond gossip? Because it's here. It has arrived. This is the hurricane right now. I think we talked about this a bit on the Salt Lake City recap. But Britain if I don't think I even care. I'm on boarding this Brittany and Jared Osmond gossip. I have literally nothing nothing to say about it. Do you

have something to say about it? I think we Do you have something to say about it? I think we, there's, I'm evacuating this. I'm gonna talk about it a little on Salt Lake City. So we don't have to talk about that. Basically, he came out with a statement about Brittany and how she just used him and his fame to be on the show. He's a loser.

So that's that. We'll probably talk about it more if more happens before the Salt Lake City episode. Let's talk about this. Bravo, I don't know if they've actually announced it, but people have found out that Bravo is producing a wags show. Wives, athletes. What's what does Wags stand for? I forgot. Wives and girlfriends.

Wives and girlfriends of sports or something. Of sports. So they are releasing a wags show and it's going to be the Kansas city chiefs, which is very tricky because that's where Travis Kelsey plays. And so everybody's like, Oh my God, are we going to get, you know, shots of Taylor or her stalker, Brittany Mahomes? Yeah. Um, yeah, I'm, I'm surprised that Bravo is the one that was able to, to, to lock this, this concept down.

It's also going to be significantly less appealing if Taylor and, or if Taylor and Travis break up or something, everyone's like, so many rumors are swirling about them breaking up. Like there was talk about like, there was a leak that they're public, like they're a joint statement that they were gonna break up, like there was talk about like, um, there was a leak that they're public, like they're a joint statement that they were going to break up, but then that never really happened, you know, but either way, uh, yeah, Bravo dipping into the sports world a little

bit here. So let's, let me see what's going on here. Um, so it's no Taylor Swift, no Brit, no Brittany Mahomes. Um, Brittany has not officially been determined who's in it, but it may include Chiefs wide receiver McCall Hardman Jr. fiancee Shariah Gordon and Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones's longtime partner Shewana Weathersby. There's lots to figure out including who would be part of the final cast and whether there's enough there to build a series around or whether we're having a show, what we're doing. But I'll tell you this, every picture in it has Travis Kelce in this article.

Like they show him and literally, they show some of the other girls, but they're always standing in a picture of Travis Kelce. So I think that's kind of how the show's gonna go. And even if he breaks up with Taylor, who cares? He's so famous on his own now because of Taylor and because he's famous on his own. I mean, he's not famous to me because I don't even know what he does. But I mean, I know what he does, but I don't have no interest in what he does. But he's very famous on his own. But it's going to be interesting because even

if they break up, then it's going to be, Ooh, now Travis is on it looking for love. I'm excited. The Kelsey brothers are everywhere. I was at the store yesterday and I saw a cereal that said Kelsey Brothers cereal. It was like Kelsey Brothers cereal or Kelsey Brothers edition or Kelsey Brothers flavor. But either way, Travis and Jason Kelsey were on the cereal box just smiling, you know, because they're so cute. And I was like, wow, Kelsey mania has really reached a new level and then I saw a preview not preview a commercial for the new Ryan Murphy the American Horror Story Brotesquery or whatever and they're like you know the usual people that are in it and then it's

like and Travis Kelsey I was like what Travis Kelsey this is getting out of control now yeah but that that's what it's gonna be be. So I'm very excited, you know, having some cereal with Travis Kelsey's face on it. I don't know what a Travis Kelsey flavored cereal tastes like, but again, never forget, I brought this up and I'll bring it back up again. Never forget that when Travis Kelsey was on watch what happens live, he was on with Ramona singer together and they have a photo together. That is what Bravo does to us. That's what it does to our heroes. Yeah. Someone, Mike says in chat, all I see on Reddit is that Taylor and Travis are just a pair of big old drunks. Oh, good for them living their life.

Let's see. What else is new on that front, right? What else is new on that front, right? Someone is asking about Bobby. Yes, send the good vibes to Bobby. Whitney's daughter, Bobby, had some kind of asthma issue and is in the hospital. So, you know, obviously, wishing well for her. Love that kid. It's one of my favorite characters on that show. And I think it's time to talk to some audience. What do you think, Benoons? Yeah, well, I was just gonna say real quickly, I looked up a headline that says, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,

Whitney Levitt Addresses Rumor About Husband Connors Sexuality. Do you wanna know what she has to say about that? Yes, of course. Well, she said, do I need to put out a sex tape or something? Trust me. We're good.

Like everything is fine. And then, um, then she also talks about how a sex tape worked really well for Kim Kardashian. So, yeah, so, you know, I remember that sex tape when Kim Kardashian had to have sex and pioneer pioneer sleeves. It was so awkward. It's doing a sex tape while a horse shits green poop in the background. That bonnet really made it sing. So let's go ahead and move to the audience portion. If you're

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