Watch What Crappens - #2585 RHONY S15E02: The Ultimate Bit-trayal

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Erin reveals Abe the Babe’s misdeeds on Real Housewives of New York while the rest of the gang murmurs about Brynn’s behavior.  Plus, a helicopter ride may give insight into Becky Minkoff’s life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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were in danger. Follow Kill List wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Kill List and more exhibit-see Truecrum shows like Morbid early and ad-free right now by joining Wandery Plus. in There's so much that happens. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crap Inz, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

Well, hello Ben. Great, thank you so much for having me today. Oh, well, it's a pleasure to have you. We are here today to talk about Real Housewives of New York. We're gonna find out the deep secret, the betrayal that Aaron felt from Abe. We're going to find out about Scientology. We're going to find out all sorts of other interesting things like what's it like watching New York City children climb cliffs? So that's that. Come join us on Patreon, which is always full of so many fun things,

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Okay. Nailed it. Nailed it. Okay. So go check that out. OK, nailed it, nailed it. OK, so let's dive into great. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Great job. Thanks. Let's get into it. Real Housewives of New York City. We open with the super fun scene. Just kidding, it's not fun at all. It's terrible and really sad. Aaron is going to a place called Bits and and pieces, which is a funny name for a place because of the plot of today's episode.

It's like they're keeping with the theme. Yeah. Bitcoin. Something with bit or coin in the title. Just get me there. So Aaron can just be completely victimized the entire time. Let's not forget. Yeah.

So it is victimizing. Aaron walks in and is like, hello, welcome to bits and pieces. And she's like, hi, thanks. My mom's going to be here soon. You know, with that typical sunny Aaron Leachy vibe. Like you said, my mom is going to be here soon. My mind's my mind is going to be here soon. My mom's going to be here soon.

So Aaron's mom, gonna be here soon. So Aaron's mom, Dorothy, walked in. She did have a mime. It would make her more interesting. Oh, her mime. I feel really sad. You have betrayed me. I guess I'm not really miming. I'm just fake sign language. It was just offensive, I think. Sorry. However you say sorry, it's fine.

Look at that mime. That mime is in a glass box and now it's laughing and now it's pointing at me. Is it mime and cackling hags? She kind of has a personality of like a ventriloquist mouth that doesn't move, you know, not a ventriloquist cause I think they're peppy in general, but she's just like, you know how ventriloquists talk

that they don't really do anything at their bottom lip a little bit. I feel like that's her personality. Okay, you know what, I don't I'm bonkers today. So let's just keep going. Just to pretend none of that happened. Okay, welcome to watch what crap is back catalog and Patreon, Ben. So Aaron's mom, Dorothy walks in and as we know, Dorothy is undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

And so she's starting chemo. And so she's here to start looking into wigs. And Erin is gonna get a wig in solidarity with her mother. So, you know, they make some small talk, you know, this is the first day that Dorothy is feeling a little strange from the chemo, et cetera. And then Uba comes in and joins. She basically, she just got a haircut to look just like her mom's hair. strange from the chemo, et cetera. And then Uba comes in and joins.

She basically, she just got a haircut to look just like her mom's hair. And she's like, I just went in there and I said, give me my mom's cut. And then her mom comes in and sees Aaron and just starts crying like, honey, I just told them I wanted anything but Aaron's cut. Also it was like, Aaron was like,

look at how much different my hair is. I'm like, it looks relatively the same to me, but that's fine. Yeah, it's just one of those, she's getting like an edge taken off and in the salon, she's like, oh my God, stop, it's too much. Please.

I'm like a whole different person now. I hope Abe the babe recognizes me. Let's see if Abe betrays mom hair, Aaron. me. Let's see if a betrays mom hair Aaron. Maybe he won't realize I'm a I'm the same person and divulge all his secrets to me because he thinks I'm a stranger now. Ah, maybe you'll be more afraid of me now that I'm like my mother. By the way, I will be paying for this haircut in Bitcoin. Oh, wait.

You know, I one thing I have to promise myself is no matter how much I want to support my mother and everything, but I won't just show up and run to hair like nobody needs me to like some red puffy wig. I would like I'm taking this to social boys. Fuck with me. I'm taking it to social. So, um, uh, Uber, you know,

Uber lost her mother or so she, uh, like she really feels for Aaron and wants to be there for her. And so Uber walks in, she's like, hello, and Aaron's like, you didn't notice anything. I chopped my hair off. Does it look horrible? I'm like, you took off like three inches and you're talking to a lady who's going to be losing all of her hair. And you're like, Oh my God, can't you see?

Look how different I look. I lost three inches. God, one thing I realized getting my mom's hair is hair really hair like lack of hair really can make a person uglier just saying damn, damn, damn, the length of hair really does matter to know so she didn't so obviously so then it was like oh my god I love it you went from basic to basic. I mean, what a journey.

You went from basic boyfriend. Now the basic. So it's a shorter seat again, Ben, please. She went from basic to basic. Just a little bit shorter at the same position. Yeah. My cousin, I shortened the basic. I shortened the basic three inches for you.

She goes, you look stunning. It shows your face even more. Oh my God. I saw your face a little bit more. So, um, then there's some like wig styling and everything and Dorothy's trying on some things. Dorothy goes off and Erin is like, I like that she's having fun, which is a phrase that's really never said in that household, I'm sure. And it was like, oh yes, my love. So how do you feel about last night? And she's like, ah, wait, hold on. Let me sigh. Oh,

that's how I feel. I woke up this. She did do that. She's like, hold on a second. Uh, that's how I feel. I woke up this morning like really really hor- like you wake up that you wake up like that every morning you're like someone ate the last Dan and coffee yogurt. I'm like waking up her right now. I was so hurt. I literally have never been that hurt in my life okay. Has I felt like to go to Janna and damage my relationship with her when I need friends right now? Bren knows what I'm going through.

She knows my mom is sick. Like she knows I got my mom hair. She knows I got mom hair. And then Dorothy comes out in the craziest wig and everybody's like, that looks great. No, it doesn't. What are you guys doing? What the fuck are you here for? If you're not here to help your mother, Dorothy, find some gays.

Okay. We'll help you get a good wig. Yeah, crazy. She definitely had the, like Tamra once had some crazy bouffant hair at one of the reunions and that's what Dorothy came out with. Luckily she winds up with a better wig later on. Sarah in talking. Yeah, she ended up working out. It ended up working out for her. I was glad because I was going to go help her because she's a beautiful lady. You don't want to ruin a beautiful lady

with a terrible wig, you know, Dorothy deserves better. So, her name Dorothy? Dorothy. Yeah. Are you saying Dorothy? I'm thinking you'd. Dorothy. Is it Dorothy? But Dorothy. They're totally different.

Same numerology, but different intentions. So, Aaron. Yeah. So they're talking about how hurt Erin is because, you know, it's Erin. I've never been so damaged in my entire life. This was so horrible. She like affected our friendship. So Erin tells us, the past six months, things have been weird with Jenna. They're still weird. What happened was when we were in Anguilla, Jenna had opened up to all of us that there were times where the money was dry. And I don't want to spill her personal things, even though I just kind of did on national TV, kind of like when we were also in Anguilla and I had told everyone how Jenna refuses

to fly with everyone. Yeah, like that. So I don't want to spill personal things. But like this wasn't personal information that was confided in just me. This was confided in five people off camera. So all I'm doing is bringing it on camera. I'm totally innocent here. Yeah, like I would totally not betray her,

but she told five people, so I'm gonna betray her because it could have been any of those people. So I think that was the back of Brynn's mind when I said I had to pay for the Uber and it was like, Oh, let's fucking get her, you know? I'm like, well, maybe you shouldn't be talking, talking about how you paid for Jenna's Uber in the first place. Like that's like, that's the implication that there's,

you're implying something with that story, not necessarily that, that Jenna is poor, but like, you're trying to elevate yourself by by bragging that you paid for Jenna's Uber. I have to disagree with you here. I think if somebody spends 250 of my dollars and then doesn't pay it back, fuck them. And I'm going to tell everybody what a cheap fuck they are. And I feel like I'm in the right to do that. Now, I think her problem is, is that she just didn't say, oh yeah, you didn't pay for that Uber.

And I was telling them, oh my God, what is she poor or something like make a joke of it and just be like, yeah, I wasn't calling you poor. I was just saying you didn't pay for the Uber and it's weird because you're rich. I mean, if it bothers you enough to bring it up to all of your friends and that's cool, but don't do this whole like, oh, I didn't say I'm brand repeating you. And that's not really what I said. The whole thing here is like with Psylator, they're saying, well, I didn't say that technical word.

Who cares? The intent was the same. Were you saying the whole intent changed and don't tell me it's all about the stupid, stop being pedantic, all right? Yeah, I mean, I guess for sure, if a friend runs up- That's not being pedantic, right? Stop using semantics.

I think that if a friend runs up like a $250 Uber, you know, thing, then like, for sure, that's not right. But like, I think that like, I'm just thinking right now, like if Ronnie, if you ran up a $250 Uber thing and you had not paid me back, I really don't think I would go to like a group of friends and be like, and you know what else about Ronnie? I paid for his Uber. I just still don't think I would even do that. I'd be like, right. Maybe if you were talking to one of our close

friends in private, like having dinner and being like, Oh my God, we went out and then Ronnie didn't even pay me for that $250 Uber. What the hell? I mean, I would imagine you would tell me like, Ronnie, why don't you pay me that $250? I mean, I don't know. But I feel so only really say that if you're building a case against someone, let's be honest. If you're going to like if you're going to mention things like that, you are compiling a shady list of things. And you know, another thing that this person did, I paid it's usually something like this. I paid for a two hundred fifty dollar Uber and they won't even text me back. That's like a you offer this up when someone's ignoring you sort of thing, you know?

Right, but as far as building a case, it's Erin, she's always building a case because everybody around her is guilty of hurting her worse than the person that hurt her before. She's always the most hurt by whoever's in front of her and she's gotta have files, you know what I mean? Like if we were in high school, Erin would have one of those like little dollies with um debater, debater plastic crates in them

filled with evidence just going around the hall in her little suit. I know she would and she'd be like Ronnie, do you remember that time when you didn't pay me back that two dollars and 50 cents for that tuna sandwich? Yeah she, I guess the thing is with Erin is it's not crazy that she wound up telling this to someone because she probably was upset at Jenna because she's building a case. It's crazy that she would be surprised that Jenna would be like, oh, fuck you for like going around telling people that. You know, like if you're going to start talking, that is the risk you take on once you start

talking shit about someone is that it might get back to them. And then you have to deal with it. Exactly. Yeah. And Aaron, that's what I'm saying. So Aaron should just take the responsibility and say, yeah, I said I was being shady, but I wasn't being, I wasn't calling you poor literally. I was just, but now that she's saying it, she was calling her poor because they all knew that Jenna was having money problems. So by insinuating, yeah, she didn't pay for my Uber, Aaron's just making herself look worse. Like she is the worst self lawyer of all time. I hope she never defends herself because she's making herself look worse.

She's like, why would I say that except all the evidence was pointing to she is broke when I pointed to her not being able to pay for that $250. So actually now that we talked this out, Erin, you are guilty. You are guilty in your own court of law. But you were right, Ronnie, like the way she should handle it is like honestly,

like I was being shady because I paid for an expensive ass Uber and you haven't paid me back. And so the way that I recover my debt is by talking shit about you. And the truth is, I know you're not poor. The only one who's poor is me. I'm 250 dollars poor. But she but she says she is poor. But now she's saying she is poor. She's like, yeah, but Jenna said the money drives run dry. So she's saying, well, I didn't call her poor. But she, but she says she is poor, but now she's saying she is poor. She's like, yeah, but Jenna said the money drives run dry. So she's saying, well, I didn't call her poor, but now I'm on public tea, public television. She's on it.

She's on a fucking. If you want to donate $15 for the CD of me saying Jenna's probably really poor right now, donate it. You have 10 minutes to call in. And now see, O'Donnell's working the phone. We return to the Masterpiece Theater production of Shakespeare seminal comedy, Cackleith Haggith. That's one of my favorite quotes of all time.

Cackleitholing Haggggis much ado about cacklings What you can't Kiss me back. Well, we really mom has over My musical version of the taming of the cackle My cackle the cackle. Oh, the cackle. Macackle. Macackle. I was what I was going to say is I imagine the context of the conversation was yeah, like, Jenna actually never paid me back. So like maybe when she was talking about the money running

dry, maybe it's like more serious than we thought, huh, which is still not right. But right, right. Exactly. She's just lending credence to the idea that she was in fact talking about her being poor. So then now she's making it like, well, Brian knows that she knew that information about Jenna. So maybe when I was saying that she didn't pay for the Uber, then Brynn put it together and said, Oh, I'm gonna get her now. I'm gonna get her. Well, no, I think she was like, Oh my God, you guys, you want to know what a

backstabbing asshole Aaron is? Let me tell you. I think that's more where she is coming from. You literally have heard the evidence. So exactly. I don't think Brynn sits there and goes, Oh my God, I mean, get her. But I think Brynn is like, Oh, that's, I think Brynn has a good shade, Dar. I think she picks up on shade really quickly and she probably went running to Jenna. It was like, Oh my God, Aaron was being shady to you. And then of course, when Brynn retells it, Brynn is also an embellisher. So she makes it sound much worse. So it's just a shit storm. Uh, that probably could have been avoided if Aaron just kept her mouth quiet in the first place or, or yeah, you know, I mean,

ultimately this goes back to Jenna paying her goddamn Uber. And apparently she was on what's what happens recently and said, no, I never paid for it. I still haven't paid for it. Wow. I mean, really, I have to say just as a side note, Jenna has really come through this season. I'm extremely surprised how, and I liked her last season. I've liked her this whole time, but I think she's really coming through this time because then she shows up in a Bentley. It's like one episode they're like, she's poor. She's like, oh really? Okay. I'll spend a quarter

of a million dollars on a car, you know, buy, it's our car. And I just think that it's so beautiful. I mean, it was just so well done and so well played. I mean, it's a, it's a great thing to watch. I mean, you talk about a blossom or just, you might as well have like a little fucking French, what does that little hat she used to wear a little beret? Yeah. A little beret. Cause you're basically blossom babe.

Oh, the blossom hat. That's like the flipped up, like, you know, it was like a flipped up bucket hat or something. Oh, the bucket hat. Yeah. Yeah. I have to say, I love the way Jenna flexes around these women. For instance, them flying in a helicopter, the Hamptons, and she's like, no, I'm

will I actually just when you thought you understood me, because I last season, I was all about flying business. Oh, guess what? Now I've decided I'm going to reject your helicopter and drive this, my own personal $250,000, uh, Bentley down through traffic just because I can. I guess probably a better way to say it is that I just really want my car to drive me there because that's basically what it's going to do. So I guess you have fun on your spawn con helicopter. Yeah, have fun on the helicopter you don't own

while I drive my Bentley that I do own. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Have fun flying in a brand. Okay. I'll be in a Bentley. You're gonna be in a Blaze. I'll be in a Bentley. Oh, not a Blaze. I was gonna say, why would you name a helicopter company Blaze? Don't they crash a lot? But it's not as Blade. I was gonna say, why would you name a helicopter company Blaze? Don't they crash a lot?

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You can listen to Kill List and more Exhibit C Truecrime shows like Morbid, early and ad free right now by joining Wondry+. Check out Exhibit C in the Wondry app for all your Truecrime listening. So Aaron's like, the frustrating thing is that it's like almost reliving the G story, the I love that they keep play this story over and over again on this show. Like it was the most fascinating story ever. It's hilarious. It's like, this is me interpreting Aaron telling me the story. Okay. She's like, that's cheese.

And then supposedly Saigo's that's weird. That, that right there is what sent off that entire season of not much. Let's face it, not much. By the way, you know what we off that entire season of not much. Let's face it. Not much. You know what we should do? Bring back the cheese. That's what the audience wants. Iconic mother. Um, Aaron, also, if you're going to talk shit, you know what? Aaron's allowed to talk shit because we all talk shit, but just don't do it in front of Brynn because Brynn will gossip about everything

that you say to someone else. She will she loves she does love to stir the pot She loves making Aaron squirm because Aaron is so squirmable like, you know, you say one thing I mean you see it later this episode when she just mentions Staten Island and Aaron like can't even deal with that But that's we'll put a pin in that for later. So Aaron's like, you know, she makes stuff up. So it was like, oh my god I did not look at it at it that way and she's like, you know, she makes stuff up. So, Uba's like, oh my God, I did not look at it that way. And she's like, to be fair, I also did not want to go back to the cheese conversation. It's just not as good.

She's like, I didn't look at it that way, darling, but now that you say it's that way, I will fight for that no matter what for the rest of the episode. I thought that Uba has no opinion. And then Aaron's like, no, but here's your opinion. And she's like good now I have an opinion she better watch out By the way, how is everything with Abe you guys are doing good. Yeah, we had like a thing. I Don't tell anyone huh?

I just needed him to be there for me with like everything with my mom and then he just bowed it on all this shit bit by bit please don't ask me what it's about oh my god I have no more coins did you see what I'm doing there uber you figure it out it's a puzzle it's a riddle and it was like I'm here if she wants to share but it's really hard to give advice when you don't know the full story babe babe." And she's like, yeah, there are decisions that Abe made. Hold on everybody. I'm going to cry. It's not really cutting that. Let's just pretend there's tears, guys. But the problem was that the truth came out right in the middle of me dealing with my mom and everything we're going through. So I couldn't lean on him because he betrayed me. He betrayed me and I was furious of him and I just, it is like, it's so much, it's so much. I can't talk about it. I don't

want to talk about it. Please everybody stop asking me about the affair that he caught himself up in. Surely there'll be a salacious story to uncover here. Can't wait to find out what. Yeah. Yeah. She he's been seeing people that I don't approve of. She's like kind of hinting. She's like, I don't want to actually say what it is because I want to kind of make America think that Abe is having an affair on me. Cause that's the most interesting thing that would have happened in my life.

So let's just keep that going for a few more episodes. So now we go to a cafe where Sai and Jenna are sitting down to have a drink. And I really feel like last week when I noticed that Sai sounds quite often like a cat meowing, ever since I sort of clocked that, I have not been able to un-clock it. And when she talks, all I hear is this,

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in New York I mean where does your daughter want to go you have a daughter right I actually don't know anything about your children. Well you know London definitely wants you to LaGuardia and you know she's auditioned to ballet. Oh that's that's to LaGuardia. And you know, she's gonna audition to ballet. She goes, oh, that's good, LaGuardia. LaGuardia's amazing. I didn't know they had a school there. I thought it was just a place where poorer people take flights, but it's a school. Yeah, no it is.

So, you know, she can hear, but she doesn't handle rejection as well as I do. So I don't know if she's gonna do, cause I'll tell you one thing, she's a shit dancer. She's not gonna get very far in this process. Trust me, I reject her every day. She hasn't learned to handle it. What are you gonna do?

Yeah, Cy, you handle rejection really well. Here's Cy. Cy's handling rejection so well that she took last season's reaction from the audience and is now trying out a whole new personality. Yes. You're taking, you're doing great. You're doing great over there. So Jenna's telling this story. She's like, you know, when I, when I went to Parsons, it was just, it was

just so rough because they would do this critique. And I was staying in a YMCA. It was like, I could touch both walls with my arms I mean it was small but also I have large arms Really long arms and kind of hurts because I shouldn't really be talking about that that hurts You know, it's just vulnerable right now and I just need a moment if that's okay Long-arm Judith, that's what they called me Fapti here Long arm Judith. That's what they called me. She's a thabty here. So it's like, you know, I really do enjoy you and I enjoy your conversation.

I really do. And I feel like I think that's really great advice. And I'm really like in a good space and like, I don't want to go back to being like angry girl and ignore one. That's why, you know, that's why I'm upset. And Jen is like, which I understand. Sorry, that was me trolling you. I have no idea why you are the way you are. She's like, yeah, well, that's what came out the other day.

You know, I had no intention of losing my cool. Like I'm working on myself. Look at me, look, wait, here, here, hold on. I'm gonna laugh. That was fun, right? Me laughing. And Jenna's like, well, look, I don't think anyone ever really intends to lose her cool.

That's why it's called losing their cool. It's like how no one intends on losing their money. That's why it's called. How did she get here? Was it an Uber? Do you have that app? Yeah, of course I do. What you've been banned from it or something.

So Jenna's like, I don't remember what Jenna says, but Sai is basically like, you know, I was really mad when you told me that Brynn told you, then I hate you. I'm sorry, Jenna. These feuds at the top of the season are really sometimes hard to follow because they all happened off camera

in between the seasons. So it's like one feud is, Brynn told Jenna that Psy hates Jenna. The other one is that Erin didn't stick up for Brynn enough with Jeff Lewis when Jeff Lewis insinuated that Brynn is a call girl. The other one is that Brynn heard Erin say that Jenna was maybe poor and then Brynn told Jenna that Erin said it's like, it's just like, it's a little, it's harder than house the dragon. But there are also things that they actually said. So it's like,

they're both arguing about things that they've admitted to saying just with different wording. So then Jenna's like, Oh, you know, here's the thing. It's just, she's not the only one. Okay. So I have so many people who said things that you said about me. You hate me. You don't like me. Wish I was dead. You want me to be run over by a car. Um, you hate my teeth. You would, you think my eyelashes. It's my humor, Jenna. That's all. Well, I mean, I'm just, you know, you know, I just, that's what you're saying. So I just want you to know that that's what I'm hearing that you're saying. And she's like, well,

you know, I think that like what set me off last night was cause we're close, you know, we're very, very close. Me and Brynn, we were so close. You know, she lost her mother and I had her over to Thanksgiving. It's like, okay, I don't think you're allowed to drop that. Your Bransy and Thanksgiving. Like you're not to throw that in somebody's face. Like your mother's dead and I was there for you.

Like, no, you can't, no, you can't throw that in someone's face. Maybe just stop with I was there for you. Yeah you know what I said hey if you're in California come to my house for Thanksgiving did I mean my Brooklyn house yes but you know it was still a friendly invitation you know I offered her to come across the country to my Thanksgiving and then she goes behind my back and she can't talk shit about me it's like that's not what a friend does like like even if I did say that like wow that's pretty fucked up so I I think it like really triggered me that night. Other things that triggered me, lack of food. I saw people's faces and I didn't like the lighting.

There was a lady braiding in the restaurant really bothered me the way she was braiding. And Jenna's like, what? I just don't. Well, first of all, I really like that Cy just admitted the problem. Like, no matter what I said, so what if I was talking shit about you? The fact that she told you is the problem and that is the problem. So I'm glad it's gone from like, I didn't say that. I said something else. And now it's into, fuck that. A real friend would let another friend talk shit, which I totally agree with.

And it's so weird to be on Cy's side, but here I am. So then, um, Jenna's just basically like, you know, okay, well, I think what happened is you were triggered and you didn't really process it. What you really need to do is, you know, bring vulnerability into things. You understand? Hug yourself. Say, say as a little girl, say, say, cut your little, your arms are so short. Were you born like that or are they shortened? Who shortened them for you? Do you have a number to that doctor? I have really long arms. Do you know anybody cool named Judith?

Me neither. God, it's a fun lunch. A little girl's side just walked away from me. Hi. Jenna, what the fuck are you talking about? This is why I can't stand you. I'm sitting right here. I'm sorry, I was regressing.

I was regressing. What were you talking about? What the fuck does can't stand you. I'm sitting right here. I'm sorry. I was regressing. I was requesting. What were you talking about? What the fuck does my arm length have to do with anything around here? I don't know. But you know, basically, you know, you're guarded and she's guarded and guarding isn't bad.

You know, open up your heart. You know, open your heart to me. Madonna said it. Great poet. And look at her. She's so happy. Have you ever seen anybody so happy? Who the fuck is Madonna? I don't even know what you're talking about, Jenna. Okay. This is what I want to know. Okay. You know what? I mean,

my feelings were hurt. I know, I, you know, obviously, you know, like you guys know I don't even have feelings. So if I say they get hurt, that means like it's serious. Okay. And I'm just like, I fucking hate this girl. So Jenna's like well I think they just need to have a face-to-face conversation and Sighs like I mean it's just like I get so much shit for being mean to her But we all have seen Brynn do the same shit the difference is she doesn't do this shit on camera Okay, she'll write you some email. She'll curse. Yeah the fuck out. It's like a double standard. She pops off. It's fun I pop off. It's like the end of the world. It's like, yeah, but you're popping off about cheese. Yeah, and you're being way meaner.

Like, there's a difference between like yelling and screaming at somebody in public and then writing a passive aggressive email. There just is. Sorry, it's just not all equal, you know? That's why we use different strokes in different wars or different weapons in different wars, you know? A ping pong paddle isn't the same as a gunshot,

but it can still cause some pain. Yeah. But that being said, Cy, congratulations. You somehow are getting a better edit this season than Brynn. So Cy is like, Yeah, we all ignored her. We ignored her messages. We ignored the emails, but we're like, Oh, there goes Brynn again saying she's carbon monoxide. I'm like, wait, what? old day because bring again since she's carbon monoxide. I'm like, wait, what?

That was so funny. I had to stop it. I rewound it. I was like, what? And it was that that she said she calls herself carbon monoxide. And then we see this text and a sigh reads it to us. It's from Brynn. I know screaming, y'all someone who's tried to fuck with me at once called me carbon monoxide, invisible, odorless and sucks the very life out of you before you even have

the chance to realize it. When Bren is upset, she threatens people. Okay. Bren you're terrifying. Also, I love that somebody describes themself as ask anybody. They'll tell you I stuck the life out of you. Wow. I don that somebody describes themself as ask anybody to tell you I stuck the life out of you. Wow. I don't think you should tell people inside voice. My defining feature. I'm kind of like the gas that comes out of a muffler. So Jenna is like, I remember the

carbon monoxide tax. Truthfully, I don't think Brynn was looking for a response. However, yelling at someone over text is not my preferred mode of communication. Also because of that carbon monoxide comment, I did decide to get a hybrid Bentley. So that way there'd be no Brynns coming out the back. So Jen was like, you know, I just think you guys, you just need to talk, hug, vulnerable,

heart, long arms. Did I forget anything in this conversation? I'm really, really, really tired of being here. I don't even know you. I don't even know you really. Yeah. This is very difficult to not talk to some hipsters right now. It hurts. Yeah.

So now we go to Uba in a martial arts studio. And then we see Jessalyn Povett watching their sons do karate or whatever. And then we go to Uba in the gym with her. Oh, I'm sorry, that wasn't Uba. That was a wrong scene. We were in another gym with Uba. This is a cast that works out a lot. Yeah. Even the children work out on this show'm sorry. That wasn't Uber. That was a wrong scene. We were in another gym with Uber. It was the cast that works out a lot. Yeah. So even the children worked out on this show. Okay. I don't approve. Yeah. It's just like a little micro Uber scene where she's like,

Oh, I'm on your back. I'm on the back. This is going to make me better in bed. He's like, yeah. So then we'll see him and tells the trainer, of course, because she's Uber. She's like, did you know I have a boyfriend? Yes, Uba, we fucking know. Oh my god. Is there anything else on your resume? At this point? I've never heard anybody so excited to have a boyfriend. I'm not dissing you. Like, congratulations. I'm happy for you. But it's like, would you like paper or plastic, ma'am? I have a boyfriend. What do you think? I know, I just fucking

bag your groceries. And she was so secretive about it yesterday. And now she's like, I have a boyfriend. So now we go to Raquel, our new cast member, and she's in her apartment. And she's like, Elle babe, what is it you wanna, what is it you have to do for school for this recipe? And basically her daughter has to make a family recipe more eco-friendly, which is like-

Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't know what New York City schools are like, but if you had to tell me, like, I need to make our family recipe more eco-friendly for school, I'd just be like, you are in Manhattan right now. That's what that tells me. And hey, I support it.

I love the idea of a more eco-friendly family recipe, but it's just so funny. Oh, get the fuck out of here. What does that even mean? You're going to use less fossil fuels? Yes. I think in the mantles are gasoline pie. We're going to use a different ingredient, maybe apples instead. The fuck out of here with your eco-friendly food.

I cannot with that, but it's also hilarious that that's actually a very, very, very, very the fuck out of here with your eco-friendly food. I cannot with that, but it's also hilarious that that's actually, that's very 2024. We've gotta have a, we're gonna take macaroni and cheese, but we're gonna make it better for the planet, okay? Look outside, look at what you're doing to this city, okay? All of you collectively. There's nothing about Manhattan that says eco-friendly.

So Raquel. More friendly. They're in like an enormous high rise that definitely was not built with solar panels, were powered by solar panels, even though there may be some on the, but just very funny. So Raquel is like, well, she's like, so what recipe are you thinking about making on that?

She goes, Connecticut pasta, which like, I don't even know what, I don't even know what Connecticut pasta is that like a lobster roll with like, like, like wagon wheels in it. I don't understand. Cause just white people. So Raquel's like, she's like, it's different shapes of white people. So Raquel's like, she's like, so different shapes of white people. It's like different little Norman Rockwell painting shaped. I don't know what the fuck it would be. The mayor of Darien, Connecticut,

so Raquel's like, do we have to make it? We never actually ended up writing it into this book. It's basically the cast of the ice storm and pasta shape. So Raquel is like, she's like, I created it. So I created Connecticut pasta. I created it out of pasta. I ate it at a restaurant in Connecticut. It's kale, Italian sausage, Parmesan,

it's their favorite pasta. I'm like, I'm pretty sure that, I'm pretty sure you didn't invent that Raquel, but I appreciate it. I appreciate it. No, she didn't invent it. She ate it at a restaurant in Connecticut and then I appreciate it. I appreciate it. No, she didn't invent it. She, um, she ate it at a restaurant in Connecticut and then I guess remade it at home.

You know, she's like, Oh, here's the flavors. I'm going to put them all together. And that said, they say she doesn't cook well because the, uh, Mel is like, well, we only have two choices because she doesn't really cook a lot. So it's that or the peanut butter and fossil fuel sandwich. Here comes one right now. lot. So it's that or the peanut butter and fossil fuel sandwich. So she makes it, I have to say it sounds good. Yeah. Well, it sounds like a classic sausage. I don't eat it personally, but if you put it in something, I mean, those oils will cook the shit out of

anything really. Well, that's like that classic, uh, put it in something, I mean, those oils will cook the shit out of anything really. Well, that's like that classic. It's like that, you know, like, like broccoli, Rob and sausage. It's kind of like that. It's like a play on that essentially. Yeah. You know, I love that. So I love that kind of pasta, by the way. Yeah. So only it's the only broccoli that can put a TV up in less than seven minutes. So then Raquel's like, are you gonna make the dogs food, babe? And Mel's like, yeah, hang on. Cause Pablo's feeling anxious.

And then we find out that Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist. And so she's having to diagnose everybody all the time, including their pets. And cause Elle, the daughter's like, um, Paolo's always anxious and policy like stop doting on me. I'm anxious cause you're doting on me mothers. So yeah. Raquel is basically saying like Mel definitely caters to the dogs a lot. I mean they have sun protection, they have cologne.

We have someone that comes in just to give them massages. Paolo had to go on an acupuncturist for his childhood trauma. I was a little surprised about this. I felt like, based on Mel, I thought Mel would be like, I'm gonna put the dog in the back of my Harley and drive it around the block a few times until it's tuckered out and then it'll be fine. But she's like very doting on this dog

in almost like a Cameron Westcott kind of way. fine, but she's like very doting on this dog in almost like a Cameron Westcott kind of way. No, a lot of times people on Harleys are very sensitive. Okay. It's like they're punks, but they're like, you know, they're sensitive guys. That's why they're about to commit suicide every day. I mean, motorcycles are very dangerous. You heard me sliding down the hill on my Vespa the other day and I'm still ready to get back on. There's something sad about it, you know, that we all have in common. So, um, Raquel's like, cause she's like, Oh my God, do you need more acupuncture, babe? I'm so sorry about your trauma. Let's talk. And the dog's just staring out and, uh, Raquel says, look at him. He's just looking at me,

like, save me, please let's love me be a dog. And I'll says, uh, the only time he's happy when he's about to eat there. Boom. You're that's a neuropsychologist right there You know cut straight to the quick. That's how a dog works. It doesn't give a fuck about you It does not give a fuck about his childhood. It gives a fuck about food. Give it some food. He's healed boom Having dogs and talking to them to the doctor and taking them to the doctor is actually more expensive than the kids So now I'm just like, they gotta eat well. So now it might be like, kids, you just order what you need to eat

and then I'm actually gonna cook for the dogs. Ha ha, ha ha. The dog's waiting for his kale and sausage pasta. Dog's like, can I get pasta please? So Raquel's like, can I have some Norwalk sauce on the side? So Raquel. Her daughter's like, mom, how do we make this purina you feed us every day

more eco-friendly? That's called Connecticut purina to you. So Corey, there's a son and Corey is like, I'm going to get I'm going to need that cookbook when I go off to college. And Mel's like, for some reason, I can't picture your mom having a cookbook. And Michele goes, no, look at all the cookbooks we have. And they do a shot of the cookbooks. Of course I pause. I'm like, what cookbooks does she have? They're literally all art books. This is your problem. You're cooking from a retro cookbook.

You're trying to cook Andy Warhol. You can't cook. And food again. Marilyn Monroe won't melt. It's like, mom, why do you keep serving us Campbell's soup? All right. Now we go over to Britain's appointment. By the way, that was the end of Raquel for the episode. I loved it.

I do. I will say I did love the scene. I was cracking up the dog, the neuropsychologist or whatever taking like taking on the dogs. This whole thing was very funny to me. It made me really like her. Yeah. So now we're in Brynn's apartment and she looks like she's about to pour a glass of Evian, but then she goes, no. And she basically goes, dispensers arms tap, and pours a glass of tap water into a glass. You're like, what's going on? And then honk, honk, it's Erin.

So Erin arrives and she starts walking up all these stairs to get to Brynn's apartment all the way at the top. She has to walk up five flights of stairs. This is such bullshit, but it's hilarious that Brynn made her do that. Yeah. And what's so funny is they put like whoever it is, I don't know if it's the tenants or whoever owns the building, they put all this art in the staircase to make it like, oh,

you may have to walk up all these stairs, but at least it's like fun and clever and engaging. I'm like, no, it's more insulting to me that you put up all this art there. Like, let me go through my torture of climbing up this massive staircase alone. Yeah, I've lived in a couple of buildings like that where the elevator was constantly out.

One, we were only on the fourth floor, but the one on Western, what was that, the fourth floor? I think it was the fifth. It was always hell, especially with groceries. I just can't. I will never, even if I get rich one day, I will never live in a glorious high rise because of that. The elevator can always go out. You're fucked. You don't do it. So Erin, it's funny watching Erin do it though, cause she's like, Oh my God, as I'm walking, I'm sweating profusely.

And I'm wondering, God, did she break the elevator just for me? This is the most hurt I've ever been by an elevator. Yeah. I know the elevator is broke. I put, what are there for you? The hair is cute. Brynn's like not getting up by the way. She's just sitting on her sofa on her phone. Like, yeah, I'm like, you realize there's someone who just walked into your home. You may not like her. She's giving her the cold shoulder. She'm like, you realize there's someone who just walked into your home. You may not like her. She's giving her the cold shoulder. She's like, she finally comes in and she just stared at her phone and goes,

Yeah, it's so weird. Like she's like, you can get like, I left the glass for you. It's like, if I understand why she's frosty with Aaron, they just had a fight, but then don't invite her over, meet her at a public place or something. It was just such a strange, strange move on her part. So she's so, she's so rude. She's like, um, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, I was going to say it was just, it really spoke of carbon monoxide. It's like, wow, that's exactly what carbon monoxide would do. what carbon monoxide would do. So she's like, yeah, so new haircut, is that cause you're going through shit?

You had to cut your hair. Oh, I was like what? Jeez. I was like, what is? And Erin's like, yeah, my mom has cancer. She's going through chemo. It's not just a regular haircut, Brian. And so, I mean, both of them are so them that's so low to be

like going through shit. Yeah, her mom's got cancer. But it's also Aaron to be like, my mom's got cancer. Like we're in this fight, you know, so yeah, so then Aaron's like, well, I wanted to meet sugar and she goes, Yeah, maybe next time. So you hit's like, well, I wanted to meet sugar. And she goes, yeah, maybe next time. So you hit the dog. You end with holding the dog. She's like, I'm not gonna let you have a cute scene with sugar, but you can have a cute scene with this pillow

because the look of this is balls in your face. So Aaron is like, I just want to start from where we were the other night. I have been really stressed, really overwhelmed, and like very, very emotional and very raw. Look at me. Look how raw I am. I'm just like a big piece of steak at the supermarket, raw.

Take it in. The other night, honestly, I don't even remember the things I said. So if I said things that were hurtful, okay, you're starting off badly. I don't remember the things I said. So if I said things that were hurtful, okay, you're starting off badly. I don't remember the things I said. Don't even start with the apology. Just say, why were you talking shit behind my back?

Yeah. You want me to help you remember? She goes, I'm apologizing to you. No, you apologize as you say, I'm sorry. You don't say I'm apologizing. She goes, okay, well, now I have to change the way I say it. Cackling hags. Thanks, you don't remember.

That's really interesting that you don't remember. Really interesting, really, really interesting, Erin. So she's like, oh my God, okay. I mean, why are you being so condescending right now and trying to open up to you? And she's like, I'm not, I'm listening. But you guys came so hot at me, what were you even thinking? And she's like, oh my God, this wasn't me inside.

That was Psy who came at you hot. Okay. That was, I was just goading her on. It wasn't really, it wasn't me. Yeah. And Brynn is kind of like saying like, yeah, but like, like when she starts doing that, you just sat there and like, yo, I fight my own battle. Like you could have just sat there and like, I fight my own battles. It's funny that Brynn is Brynn wants Aaron to say to Psy, yo, I fight my own battle. Like you could have just sat there and like, been like, I fight my own battles. It's funny that Brynn is Brynn wants Aaron to say to Si, Hey, stop sticking up for me. I fight my own battles. And then she's like, by the way, you didn't stick up for me with Jeff Lewis.

Yeah, exactly. And then Aaron's like, well, people get all heated. Okay. I'm an authentic person. Okay. So sorry if I get heated. It's authentic. I can't, I can't mask myself all the time. Like if it looks like I'm shocked that you were not raised doing coloring books in the shadow of Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow, that's authentic.

That's who I am. I would have bought a new mask to wear, but unfortunately I was short $250. Somebody didn't give me that cause they're poor now. So sorry. And then I was like, Oh, I know what I can do. I can just cash out my Bitcoin and get that mask. And so Prince like, well, honestly, I can say that I've never screamed at anybody in public before. Andnn's like, well, honestly, I can say that I've never screamed at anybody in

public before. And she's like, oh yeah, yeah, I get it. Because you're like carbon monoxide, right? It just infiltrates. And then Brynn's like, oh God, she's bringing up the carbon monoxide thing. Don't tell people I'm like carbon monoxide. Well, I also like, I love that Erin was like, I remember that. I was like, why are you offended by Brynn calling herself carbon monoxide? She didn't call you carbon monoxide. She's like, I remember that. I was like, why are you offended by Brynn calling herself

carbon monoxide? She didn't call you carbon monoxide. She's like, I remember that. You called yourself carbon monoxide. She's like, yeah. And you were like silent but deadly, but not so silent. So she's like, okay, can I just say one thing about the radio thing?

I didn't say anything. Okay, but again, we see the clip and it's a slightly different this time because Jeff definitely is like, I think so. I think someone's giving her money, you know? And then Aaron says no and he's like, well, I think so. And she does say no, but I mean, look, she should have probably in hindsight been like,

no, she's not a whore, stop calling her a whore. That's not cool to be calling a lady a whore just because you don't know where she gets her money. She has it. You know, she could have she could have been stronger against it. But I mean, Brim's maybe a little too upset. Like, go be mad at Jeff, you know, go yell at him here. Punch Weezer, you know, push Olympia, do caucus out into the road. No, you didn't. Magnolias reference.

I don't get it. So Erin is like, Erin's like, I should have stopped sooner. Okay. And I understand that. And I agree. Bryn's like, you didn't do a job. You didn't do a sign. I don't need grown ass women yelling at me.

I've come very far in my life doing whatever it is that I do that's sort of nebulous to avoid shit like that. But I wasn't yelling at you. She goes, yeah, well, it's very Staten Island of you. And she's like, um, do not call me Staten Island. Okay. I was born and raised a city person. Born and raised city person. By the way, for Staten Island people would take Umbridge with that, ma'am. Also, for those who don't know, Staten Island is part of the city, okay? They deal with all your trash.

I am a born and raised city person. Geez. Oh, it's so great. So she, the bring up, okay, city person. She goes, will you just hear me out about the radio thing? I'm very sorry I'm very very very very sorry I'm very very sorry that you're so fragile Don't make me mad or I'll date your dad.

I mean. Hold on. I wanna get some nudes ready for when I go to a party and I stand next to a guy that I wanna flirt with. I can't believe you would apply anything like that. So it's like from the bottom of my heart. Watch, I have a heart. You wanna see?

Am I crying? Do you see it crying look at the bottom my heart is there a Bitcoin there I'm missing one so it's worth a lot now so my heart was broken oh no Aaron says no thank you because, thank you for apologizing about Jenna. Cause Brent does. And, uh, Aaron's like, thank you because my heart was really broken from you. And she goes, really? Your heart was broken, Aaron? Yes.

Okay. Because you went to Jenna to try and break up my friendship. And she's like, no offense, but I did not. She asked me, did you forgive Aaron? You shouldn't have because she talked so much shit. Why would you forgive Erin? She's like literally talk so much shit and you already forgave her.

Which I don't believe that. We've never heard Jenna say anything close to that. Jenna would be like, have you forgiven Erin really? God, have you gotten vulnerable? If you close your eyes and just become a little girl again, have you hugged that little girl inside? You should do it. It's great. When you hug a little girl again. Have you hugged that little girl inside? You should do it. It's great.

When you hug that little girl, do your elbows touch the walls? So when you hug her, just don't comment that her hands are coming back around to touch each other on the other side of you. Oh God, I'm sorry, I'm projecting. I'm long-room Judith. Here's the thing.

I don't believe that Jenna was like, wow, I can't believe you forgave Erin so quickly after all the shit she's been talking. But here's what Jenna probably said was, wow, well, that's great that you guys made up. I thought it would take a while because she's been talking so much, but I think it's really great that you guys,

that you buried the hatchet. That's what she would do. But you know- Or wow, you forgave her again so quickly? Wow, typical, because you guys fight all the time and then you forgive each other in two seconds. You know, something. Or like, wow, I'm gonna go redesign Rockefeller Center.

What are you doing? So I think the thing is that with Brynn is- Brynn is- By the way, do you wanna have this conversation at Rockefeller Center? Cause it's more accessible now, thanks to me. There's a special parking spot for my Bentley there. Poor people can go there now. Have you seen, uh, in front of the, I'm trying to think of a fancy store there. What's over there. I haven't been there a while. Nevermind. Go ahead and carry on.

Um, yeah, I, um, uh, yeah. So I think that's what happened. But Brynn, you know, the whole thing about Brynn carbon monoxide Brynn CO CO one Brynn is that she, um, uh, is like she fudges the truth or she like whips things up. So here's, here is Erin who is like, don't like, she's basically saying you have to always take what Brynn says with a grain of salt because she embellishes. And now here's Brynn relaying some information.

And of course, Erin's gonna take it at face value. Like, oh my God. Like, it's like, did you not learn your lesson about what Brynn says, what she gossips about? Two seconds later. So then Erin's like, okay, she was still upset but that doesn't make her okay. But her ego got bruised.

So, you know, look, fine. Yeah, I'll get over it basically. So Brynn's like, um, no offense. You really should not talk about anybody's money. Okay. And we're talking about anybody's money ever. She's like, I didn't talk about anybody's money. I talked about everybody's lack of money.

Okay. And this is a city person. That is what I do. As a born and raised city person, $250 should get me a cup of coffee somewhere. So it really is impactful. So, so Erin does the whole, well, we're just gonna agree to disagree on that one,

which by the way, if anyone ever says that, it says, I'm right, I know you're wrong, but I don't feel like trying to keep convincing you that you are wrong. So I'm just going to continue on with my rightness. That's what that phrase means. Yeah, I think they're both like, you know what? We're never going to really always like each other, but we're still the closest out of all these girls and we should try to take Janet down.

Let's do that. That sounds more fun. You know, I just, it's like, you know, and then she starts, Erin starts crying about her mom going through chemo and it's like a lot for her understandably and Brin's like, Erin and I are like sisters. We get under each other's nerves so much, but it kills me to see her like this and being upset. That being said, I'm still not gonna introduce her to my dog for another two months. Ah, the good old, we're just like sisters. And so then she asks how she is,

and Erin's like, it's rocking me. And she's going through the whole, she's talking about her mom and how sad she is and all this. And Brynn's just kind of looking at her and she's like, I'm sorry. That's it. But and she's like, I'm sorry. That's it. Brins like we're like sisters and this shit makes us closer. So then that's it. Well, basically, Brin is like, anyway, you want some ambient?

I gave you top one ever before. And everyone's like, oh, my God, this was tap. That's hilarious, which is now going to become the next storyline for the season. She gave me topwater and said, almost from Staten Island, and that's all I deserved. So then we go to Jenna, who is with her sister, Maya, her friend, Heather, and the son, Beckett. They're walking arm in arm, looking just fashionable and gorgeous. This is assistant Maya, not sister Maya, although they are all,

have been adopted as godchildren, I'm sure. And they're gonna go rock climbing. And so Maya and Heather are there to laugh and supported everything that Jenna says. These two, these two were such classic, like hipster, like how do you describe it? They're not really sycophants but they kind of were. Like anytime like Jenna got scared they would get scared. It was just very very like New York hipster and I was really amused by it. Yeah you know, surrender yourself with friend ploys. It's the good old Camille Grammer style

of life. I mean, stay happy. You know what I mean? Those people will always be nice to you. They'll be like, hey Jenna, I'm mad at somebody. Should I go talk to my inner child? Should I be like, yes, God, I just love people that know that they should talk to their inner child. I'll be like, sucker, ding, ding, ding.

Catching their checks at the end of the week. So they come in and she goes, hi, I don't wanna say we're here because don't want to say we're here because we want to climb, but we're here because we're going to climb. So did you get it? I don't know. You're not laughing. I don't know. It's making me feel secure. It's like taking me. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Great. More hipster, please. So Jenna's like.

So then a guy is like, oh my God, I'm gonna get you your harnesses and then I'm gonna show you how to auto-blaze. And she's like, Beckett is leaving the nassoon and I never have seen him rock climb. I've actually never seen really much of him at all. I didn't even know he existed, but he does. And he was actually great at it and loves it.

So I'm actually very terrified, but I'm just gonna pretend like I'm just climbing a wall of khakis to get to a shoe at the top. You know, he's gonna be gone soon, so I just wanna do things really, really super dangerous. So, you know, maybe we can go a little earlier because it really is hard to wait till fall, to be honest.

Small apartment. So they go through a tutorial and the guy's like, yeah, by the way, when it's time to go down, like sort of push back and jump off the wall because we don't want your body doing what we call cheese grating on the way down. And Jenna's like, cheese grate? Nobody wants a cheese grate. I don't want a cheese grate. I thought we were done with cheese. Can we just rename it for the day? Maybe you get to the top and then you sort of khaki your way down.

What about just a nice denim brush? So Beckett goes up climbing and while he's climbing, Jenna is like, Oh my God, I can't look. I can't look. And then the assistant's like, I can't look. I can't look. I can't look either. Jenna. I'll look. I'll be the brave one that will look and we'll report back to you all. Did you look? I couldn't look. Jenna. Did you look? Well, I looked a little bit. I looked Did you look? Well I looked a little bit. I looked a little bit too. I looked a little bit too, just like you.

I couldn't do it. So then the supporting of hugs and so because Jenna is Jenna's turn, because Beckett knows how to do it. You know, he goes up and he bounces himself down the wall and stuff. And Jenna's like, oh, oh God. Okay, I'm just, I'm so scared. You guys, will you support me?

We're here for you, Jenna. We love you, Jenna. You can do it. You can do it, Jenna. Jenna, Jenna climbing that wall. Remember those things that used to come in cereal boxes? You'd throw them at the wall and it'd go flopping down the wall.

She was like doing that in reverse. That was her climbing. Jenna, just pretend each one of those little bumps is someone on the fashion world that you have to step on top of to get to the top. There's Michael Kors, do it, get on him. That rock is Gingham, that rock is Linen. Come on, climb, Jenna, climb.

So she gets off and they're like, oh my God, you're amazing. They'll hug her. And then she's like, okay, well, now that we're done, you know, I'm back on the ground. And well, a friend of mine just said that her daughter goes to Northwestern. So I reached out to her because I was like, well, Beckett wants to go to Northwestern too. But I didn't realize it was Northwestern that you wanted to go. I suppose there was Western in the name.

So anyway, I've paid for a nice four years at a best Western, because it's better than that. You're gonna have the best. I want the best for my son. You're gonna be cleaning toilets. It's gonna be great. I want you to experience things. I guess the point is I've funded a, I've endowed a chair at Northwestern

and I didn't realize you wanted to go to Northeastern. So maybe we should rethink your future or at least that chair. Question, do they allow cheese grating in Northeastern? Because I don't wanna have it. So maybe we should rethink your future or at least that chair question. Do they allow cheese grating in Northeastern? Cause I don't want to have it. Please no. So I don't even want to see it on pizza anymore.

I just mean, just give me, just give me a round piece of bread with some, with some sauce on it. I only want my cheese sliced. No more grating. So this is where she tells her story about moving from New York to California, or no, moving from California to New York. And she's like, and then I arrived at that YMCA on 34th street,

which is disgusting, is disgusting. You know, I couldn't touch, I could touch both of the walls with my hands. Oh God, it was just horrible. That's what I learned. It was a mistake to trust the real estate advice of a bat mitzvah song. Never go back to the YMCA. So yeah, she basically is like, it's a big world and, and Beckett needs to get out there. So she's like, you know, saying, what about Cal Poly,

et cetera? And she was, I just, I have a fantasy of you going to school in California where there's a lot of cashew cheese. So not a lot of grading necessary. And he's like, yes, mother, I'm well aware of your fantasy. Maybe you can go someplace like Berkeley, someplace like that. He's like, no, I want to go to Northeastern. I want to go to Boston. So then she is like, guess what? Got a car coming. So all this has just been preamble while she's waiting for her fuck you scene where she has a hybrid 2024 Bentley flying spur,

217,624 dollar car delivered to her in front of the climbing places of all places. Yeah, I just want you to bring me a car right outside. I just want it triumph and then I want to drive. So. Yes, I want to, I just want to be able to drive this car at the six blocks it takes to get to my apartment. I want to make it clear in this episode

that I'm not afraid of heights at all. And that's not why I'm refusing to fly in a helicopter with those losers. And I'm going to be driving a helicopter with those losers. And I'm going to be driving a quarter of a million dollar car instead. Thanks. You know, I love my old car. It's from 1969. But as Erin will tell you, my vintage Mercedes is not very reliable. That's like a gennitus right there. As Erin will tell you, like that's her way of dissing someone. As Erin will tell you, I apparently only eat macaroni and cheese, ungrated, of course. So then, so they get in the

car. It's amazing. I mean, it's an amazing, beautiful, beautiful car. And now we cut to Erin and Abe going to a place called Dagon, or Dagon. It's is dragon without the R and there's a lot of olives around and feta cheese it looks lovely so they're talking about letting these two yeah so they're talking about the meeting with Brandon oh my our conversation was actually good Abe I felt like at first it took us a while because we're both like butting heads. He's like shocking. It's like trying to be too affable because he knows he's in trouble still. Yeah. Abe has that look on his face. Like he is like a kid in a school play. Like just he's like sort of quietly reciting other people's lines until it gets to his line. He sort of his lips

sort of move very little. He's like, sort of, just like this little lip movement and like his eyes are studying Erin very closely. Like my line's coming up, my line's coming up, my line's coming up. He's very nervous. So she's like, you know, I'm really hopeful that we're not gonna fight in the Hamptons home because I'm hosting these girls again.

And then we see a flashback to Erin inviting everybody in the most exciting voice message that we've ever seen. Because people get super creative on these shows. Sometimes there's a mime, bringing up mimes again, or sometimes an opera singer, just bringing up every way that Karen Heeger does it. People can get super creative with it,

and Erin's is really good. She's like, Hey guys, want to come out East next weekend? We can figure out rooms when we get there. Shack Shuka. Everyone get ready for a weekend of Shack Shuka. I'm terrified. I might not have running water. The kitchen's literally being installed now. If anything goes wrong, I won't have a kitchen, but at least I'll have a Bitcoin.

Oh, wait. And he's like, things already have gone wrong, honey. She's like, yeah, but that's construction. You know, like, that's like, you know, I just work so hard. I just want to have fun, you know, which is why I got really mad at you this year with all your shit, by the way, which is the most hurtful thing that ever happened to me.

I was so shook shook. He's like, Oh, I didn't realize we were going to transition into my shit from talk about construction. Okay. Because well, when I hide things from you, it's obviously not coming from a malicious place just from a sneaky and untrustworthy place. But, uh, I get why it would piss you off. Like you get why it would piss your wife off when you hide things from her and then when you later find out financial things from her own account. So she's like, piss off doesn't even begin to dot dot dot dot dot dot.

Yeah, it's much deeper than that, honey. So, so much deeper. God, God, you're getting it. So she's like, wow, I mean, finding out, dun, dun, dun, here we go. Did he cheat? Did he cheat with a dude? Did he cheat?

What's he doing? Who did he cheat with? Finding out that you had an affair, a financial affair that needed to be reconciled was terrible. Yeah. A double life of selling bitcoins. In one way I thought it was going to be an affair, but the other way, just as she was wording it, we kind of knew it wasn't fair. So I was like, he forgot to turn, he forgot to put the seat down. You know what I mean? In the bathroom,

because it's fucking Aaron, you know, it could be, I thought that was something like he bought a race horse or sold a property or bought a property. I just felt like it was something financial. You could just sort of tell she has like a different vibe when it comes to financial stuff. And, but this was not what I was expecting. I thought I had to do with a property not a Bitcoin And it was Bitcoin Dun Dun Dun She's like wow founding out you sold our Bitcoin when we needed that for something that you know I wanted to use it for and so she tells us that Bitcoin was high and she was gonna use it to pay a large chunk Of their mortgage and she was so excited to log into my account to see much it has grown

I couldn't wait to log in and say, hi Bitcoin, I haven't seen you for a while. I have my mom's hair now. Did you hear what Bryn said about me Bitcoin? So shock, major shock, it's gone. And he sold it when it was much, much lower than it is now, like my hair. So of course I was very angry,

but to be fair, I'm always very angry. I mean, you don't do that without having a discussion. That's what bothered me. So that camera fall, it looked like the ghost of Aaron just came in and slapped you, Ronnie. Fucking annoying, this camera technology. Come on, bro.

So yeah. The camera and the banging and that this and that and the this and the battery of it all. I can't. But yeah, so she's like, you know, I can't believe you did this to me. And by the way, rightfully so, you can't just go in there and fucking take-

Liquidate assets. You can't do that. What the fuck? She's lucky. He's lucky. She didn't leave his ass because that's, that's a pretty big deal. Yeah, I think that it depends also on how much it will know. It doesn't depend on how much it is. No, that's fucked up. If you have an investment together and then you just go and sell and don't even say anything. How do you not talk about that? That's wild. And you know, and that happened actually years ago, which by the way, Aaron, it's a little bit on you. It's like me. Remember when I was

bitching about LA fitness, how I only realized four years later that we're still charging me. And I was like, it took me years. I didn't know until I found it in like a credit report or something. I was like, why does my credit card suck so much? It was fucking 24 hour fitness. Yeah. And I'm still, I still haven't even figured out what to do with my LA fitness. I'm like, do I keep it and just have a national membership or do I, I know it's not me trying to fight it. I have no evidence.

I have nothing for my case. I'm not going to get any of the money back. So part of me is like, well, I might as well just use it. But either way that's ultimately on me. Cause I was not better. I mean, it was on them. Cause I told them, I told them to stop because I was not better. I mean, it was on them because I told them I told them to stop. I was leaving and I went in there.

I wrote the email. I did all the steps to cancel the membership and then still kept charging me. So that is on them. But it's also on me to look at my statement and like a beer is the is the one who is the most in the wrong. But considering it happened years ago. Look, you're still not on you. Abier is the one who is the most in the wrong. But considering it happened years ago, look at your again. Well, it's still not on you if somebody's stealing from you,

which is basically what he did. I mean, it was only half his money, this fucker. So also, now then what kind of changed my mind was then we see, she says, well, he had, you know, some other bills from our previous business that we needed to clear up. So it's interesting that she put it, he had some bills. And then we go to scenes of her saying last season, Oh, I had a handbag line all those years ago, but it wasn't, but that wasn't my business.

It's just not for me. Okay. So he was paying off your debt. Yeah. He was paying up that he was paying off your debt of that business. So where did you think the debt went? Do you look at the bank statements? That would have been a pretty heavy amount of money. He's still an asshole for taking it. I'm just curious, like, how would you not notice that that money is still owed or whatever? How much do you owe?

Something is shady going on here. There was just an article in the New York Times about a month and a half ago about this guy and the Hamptons who just got into a huge amount of debt and his wife was like this became a very popular like Hamptons influencer or something like that or fashion influencer and he was basically like trying to fund her lifestyle and he was in commercial real estate and got into a hole and started, you know, leveraging this and leveraging that.

And it's like one thing to pay off the other, to pay off the other. And it got really bad. Eventually he died by suicide. And so it's a wild story. And our friend Neil is quoted in it. But so when Abe was saying this, it sort of reminds me of that, not, you know,

hopefully not a tragic end, but like how people sort of at this tier and running in these lanes in New York really do find themselves really in fucked up financial duress. And all the ads that tell us oldest time, this country runs on debt. I mean, it happens to all sorts of people, not just rich people. I mean, it's a jealous oldest time. Welcome to America. We live on debt. This country runs on debt. I mean, it happens to all sorts of people, not just rich people. I mean, it happened. Right.

It happened to my family. No, but it happens to some of these families. But like there's that there's something about like the New York, the the someone who lives on the Upper East Side, Upper West Side socialite wife, husband who works in finance and everything is crumbling. Very useful. He runs a company called home girl. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot about that.

Uh, but either way, I was like, oh, this could, this could meaning, this could be much bigger than just like a Bitcoin that was sold prematurely. Yeah. Especially because he's so contract. He's just like, you're right, honey. It was the worst thing that ever got was way worse than the I'm even saying honey, sure was. You're right about that. Sorry about that. Sorry for hiding stuff, honey. And then he whips out that but you know, I was poor when we got together when you were rich. And so I always felt like I had to like, you know, overcompensate. And this sounds like a confession to something much bigger. Just gonna say it right now.

And I really like Abe the Babe. So I hope he's not fucking up or whatever. I'm a little worried. Doesn't that sound worrisome? I'm a little worried that it's not so much about the Bitcoin being sold. It's like the, oh, we have debts here, here, here, here and here, oh, I now see like that.

I'm assuming that the discussion about the Bitcoin then led to a larger discussion about what is the state of our finances and what do we owe and oh, that went wrong there and that went wrong there, Abe the babe, I'm not happy with you. So you better be good to me right now. And if you talk about- Or maybe not, because I have a feeling from just how she's talking that it was a discussion of, oh, I went to the Bitcoin and it was gone and he said well is to pay off your business and she was like you betrayed me by not telling me and that's it because he seems to still have like a uh uh sure sure it's all over now honey you you know everything i don't know there's something i

just feel like there's more that she doesn't know and she because she even kind of is letting him off the hook when after he says all that stuff he's like you know I mean we've been together it's such a deal a lot of pressure to provide the standard of living you wanted blah blah blah and then he says we've been together 13 years but this past few months we're so much closer and she's yeah because we're adults now and he goes yeah we keep working on it and she goes yeah you keep working on it because you really still need to prove yourself and then we'll be okay. But I'm like, oh, she's already, I think this Bitcoin thing she thinks is it and he's just working past this and there's more. Something's going on here, especially when they're like, they have this like weird commentary about like, oh yeah, remember we used to joke

about how we didn't really know each other when we got married and now we're just starting to get to know each other. That's like, okay, you guys are 13 years in, but that's fine. They're kids. I mean, they're still so young, you know? And that's another thing. I've sometimes watching this cast, I forget some of these people are really young. Erin acts older because she's just like, I'm so disappointed. But she's a young lady really compared

to me. She's like younger than many cast members of Antipump Rules which is what's so wild. So anyway now we go to Uba who now walks into a place called unsubscribed which is she is unsubscribed for being single. She's boyfriend and she walks in and she's looking at earrings and things like that. She goes, I told my boyfriend if he's going to propose, I need a yellow diamond. And then he came back a few weeks later and he was like, I actually thought it's actually more expensive

than regular diamond. And I said, oh, is it? I wasn't sure. The employer is like, yeah, great, great story. Yeah, wonderful. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, wow, welcome. It's a diamond store. People spend a lot of money in here. I'm so impressed. Did I tell you I have a boyfriend?

Yes, I heard. So then Psy comes in and she's like, oh, that's a cute. You're getting jewelry. Let me take my jacket off. I'm getting like Jenna now. All I do is button down. It's not hilarious. Me and Jenna, we're just like this now. Oh, look at your nipple. It's out. Oh my God, look at them. She goes, yeah, why? Why not? Like, by the way, oh, sorry, it's my nipple that is out. Yeah, but why are they like lopsided and stuff? They're not. That's just

my bra. She goes, what are you doing? You have one nipple that's up and one nipple down. What's going on with that? I think that's natural with the boobs. I mean, maybe they're just mine, but mine will look two different directions. They don't fucking care. You know, what do they have to look straight ahead? What is this? Are you accusing them of driving while intoxicated? Shut the fuck up. My nipples do what they want to do. So she's like, my nipples are in right now. You should be using your nipples more. They're in. I mean, I've done influencing on it. Have you not seen my Instagram? Like, I'm cute.

I'm one of the reasons that nipples are back. Why would someone want a nipple hard? She's like, cause it's sexy. That's gross. No, it's not sexy. Gross, gross, disgusting. A boyfriend. Well, I can't let him know my headlights are on.

Who cares? So then they start talking about the house. Uh, Uba's house is a mess and there's water damage. And that they talk about that for a little while, how she's, uh, going to either stay in a hotel or Connecticut with Oliver, the boyfriend. Did you know? Ooh, maybe they can get some pasta. So, um, uh, yeah. Soba's saying like, you know, saying that Oliver turned down a job, like, he was offered a good job, but he would have to move away and he turned it down to be near her. So, um, Saiya's like, yeah, by the way, so was everything else okay?

I mean, this is nice. You got a boyfriend and stuff, but let's talk shit about people. Okay? I feel like you're not your happy-go-lucky self. Tell me about it. She goes, oh, well, it's sad. You know, it's sad to see people get, getting getting words twisted like you are you can be vulnerable like this one like this one goes and tells this one and flips things and like I don't know brain she will she will

never twisted your words if she didn't have the facts so Erin why did you feel comfortable to go tell brain and Jessel what happened in the Hamptons with you and Jenna like that's not your story to tell now you're going to bring this intelligent fucking manipulator she took this and ran to Jenna and then tell Jenna what she thinks. I was like, I'm not following. Yeah, it's a lot. Saying it back. I'm like, I had no opinion five minutes ago, and now she's ready to go.

She's had her meeting with Aaron and she's ready to go. So it's like, yeah, it's like Brynn wants everyone else to fight, but she only wants to only wants everyone to be friends with her. And then Uba says that Brynn was close with her. But then when Brynn exposed her boyfriend, she was shocked because Cy was the only person who knew about that. So done, done, done. And then we see a flashback to last year, Brynn shouting,

Oh, I heard you got a man in Connecticut. Yeah, I think Brynn's whole thing is she just likes making people squirm. That's like her favorite thing. She's gonna sort of out a piece of gossip. She'll be like a little more sexual than people around her are comfortable with. She loves a squirm factor.

That's her kink. The squirm factor. So then, Schuba knew after that moment that Brynn is not loyal. And she's like, because I've been there for her. And when she did that, whoa, I'm taking 10 steps back. And she's like, and then 10 more steps back every time she twisted. And I think somewhere I'm in the Maldives. I'm not even in New York anymore, darling. I'm that far away. And guess who's next to me? Brynn, just kidding. It's my boyfriend who I have now. Have you heard?

Yes, yeah. That's how I was able to walk backwards onto Boat and Boat took me backwards to Maldives. So, it sounds like, you know, I like how conveniently no one remembers shit. Like, when you, you know, when you, when you need someone to be like, do you remember that night? That's weird. And it's like, oh, I don't remember. And Ube says, oh, that's why I say no all the time. That's why when people say, do you remember? I say, no. Yeah, okay. Well, remember, so everybody's supposed to be taking a helicopter to the Hamptons, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm not taking a helicopter.

I've got boyfriend in Connecticut. I'm going to drive. Why would I take a helicopter with a boyfriend? And she's like, whoa, why not? And she says, oh, I like to drive my car. I like to be inside my car, maybe make some phone calls. And she's, oh, I'll drive with you. She's, okay, you can drive. I like to be inside my car. Maybe make some phone calls. It's just, oh, I'll drive with you. She's okay. You can drive. I was like, okay. So it has nothing to do with wanting to be

in your car and making some phone calls. She's like, you've been tricked. You are not my drive-on. I think what this has to do, because no one comes on this plane. Only two other people, other than Bryn, go on the plane. And I think it's because it's SponCon. I think they're like, ew, I'm not influencing for that. That's Brim's thing. Why would I do a brain influencing thing? You know? Well, they also all don't know if it's Brim's influence. I don't know if you could have your own separate influencing thing on a TV show. I don't know if that theory even makes sense, but it's weird that all of them are like, no, I will not be giving blade my spawn con today. So now we go to blade departures and Brynn walks in and there's like a sign,

I guess that says like, welcome to blade or blade. Like here's your party. I'm assuming that it said like, welcome so-and-so. And she goes, um, can we change the sign to say let's believe skanks? And she's like, yeah, sure. Okay. There it is. Signage of who flying should be accurate. I don't make the rules. So then Becky Minkoff comes in. Becky.

Making her way through. She's like, hi, Squint. Hi, Squint. Hello there, Squint. And then Jessel, I was like, where has Squint. Hi, Squint. Hello there, Squint. And then Jessel, she, I was like, where has Jessel been all episode? Why are we not seeing Jessel? So she comes in and she's arriving.

It's like rainy. So she has an umbrella and she like walks up to the door and she's like, how do I even open a door if I'm holding an umbrella? How do I even do this? And she like gets there and she like can't figure it out. And the employee has to take the umbrella for her. She's like, thank you so much. an umbrella. How do I even do this?" And she gets there and she can't figure it out and the employee has to take the umbrella for her. She's like, thank you so much. I couldn't

figure it out. Is this where I put my token then? Right here. I'm like, ma'am, this is not the subway. And by the way, they don't use tokens anymore. Could have fooled me. I just kept throwing little round things at people's heads until the little machine got me to where I needed to go. It was disgusting. Povit posted a new food influencing thing the other day. He was like, hi, today, since I was called Dory, I'm going to look at my top three favorite fish places in New York. Here, number one. Well, this place, they serve chicken.

I'm back eating banh mi. I love banh mi, but here, I'm in it for the fish. Get the catfish banh mi. It's great. It goes on for like five minutes. It's so funny, but you know how he puts his little head up there in the corner and just is talking off, he's like reading off of his Macbook in monotone.

Ugh, I love it. reading off of his MacBook in monotone. Ugh, I love it. So Jessel's like, ow, ow, ow, ow. It's a doorway, Jessel, but I can't fit. So they get her in finally and she's wearing a crop top. Brent's like, are you wearing a crop top? And she's like, yeah. So then Jessel's like, oh look, I matched the helicopter.

So then they start drinking and stuff. And Jessel's like, oh, this is amazing. A puppet is literally like jizzing his pants. He's like, send me the Chopper picks! Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Rebecca's like, I don't need that visual. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm going to squint that away from me.

Thanks. So Brin is bummed because Ube and Sire aren't coming because Ube prefers driving. And then Jessel's like, oh, please, we all knew I wasn't going to fly in this. Come on. I mean, she's she said if it's cloudy, she's not flying. And Brynn's like, oh, she's not a meteorologist, is she? She's not. That literally makes no sense.

She's like, Cy doesn't wanna be around me. Well, that makes no sense. And Brynn's like, I don't care. You scream at me and I forgive you. I don't wanna faint. I wanna get drunk and have fun. I'm like a party girl. Not like let's get down and like stab each other and Rebecca's like yeah But here's the thing you guys were like so close right and from what sigh told me you guys were really close

So you want to talk about that a little bit? But then she keeps screaming at me and this is not record Island. Okay. This is Manhattan Island. Brynn's really big on Island shaming this week. Yeah, she really is. She's like, this is not that Island. Okay. So then they have to get on the helicopters. So they do. Well, I love when I love though, before they get on the helicopter, the big thing that happens is that they FaceTime, they need to, they're waiting for, for Jenna. They FaceTime Jenna. And so Jess is like,

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. So she starts FaceTiming and she starts, she starts doing her hair in the FaceTime. She goes, Oh, I love videoing people and like the two seconds that they don't pick up and you just get to stare at yourself. It's like the best time. you just get to stare at yourself. It's like the best time. So Jenna's like, Oh my god, you guys are just you're so pretty. And Brent's like, Are you serious? Where are you? You're in a car. Tell me you're driving the helipad, right? She's like,

Oh, I'm on the LIE. Sorry. Becca's like, You're not coming in the heli camp near me this? And she's like, Oh, was I supposed to tell you why I wasn't coming on the helicopter? I was afraid I I was going to use up some precious minutes on my cricket wireless uh I am poor these days don't forget oh I'm sorry sorry uh this is my new Bentley yeah if I told you that I wasn't gonna be on the helicopter then there would be no reason for you to facetime me while I'm in this Bentley. Is Erin watching this? Is she there right now? No, she's not here. Damn it. I wasted

this. Could you guys FaceTime me when Erin gets there? Great. So basically, yeah, Jenna's like ditched them. And she's like, oh, and by the way, Raquel is driving too. Brynn goes, oh, I forgot about Raquel. She's in our cast, right? So now they get onto the helicopter, Jessel Trips, as she gets on there, and they're rising up and everything, and Brynn's like, um, so Rebecca, Becky, can I ask you something?

And she's like, yeah, what is it? So people, like, what should we, people are asking us questions about this Scientology shit, like, what is it? So people like, like, what should we like, people are asking us questions about like this Scientology shit? Like, what do you want us to say? Should we compare it to like carbon monoxide? Or is it like a different gas we should use? Um, really what I would prefer people to just say is no comment. That's what I'd prefer them to say. Just nothing. I don't understand Scientology. I mean, what's the big deal? It's just like, it's fun. It's like nice, you know, it's a religion.

It's not crazy. There's nothing mysterious about it. It's just Scientology. I mean, what? Shelley Miskevich? I mean, what? I love board games. I mean, what do you want from me?

Yeah, but like in the press, like once you're announced, it's like out there. She's like, no, no, no. Like you should read my text message. You know, I just got like right now, like I said, Daily Mail is like, um, we're going to run this story. And I was like, great. She was like, okay, well, sorry, it's starting.

And basically this was around the time that it was announced that that Becky Minkoff would be on the show. And so there were all these articles about like, wow, a Scientologist on Rony. Yes. And she's like, yep, Daily Mail has already called me and that, you know, that's not great. Unfortunately, nobody has heard from the Daily Mail since. So I hope they're doing well. And so they ask all the ladies what they think about Scientology. And basically Aaron's like, well actually John Travolta, oh, I can't say that on camera, nevermind. Oh, Aaron's got a John Travolta secret, does she? Dave the bib sold the Bitcoin to John Travolta.

There I said it. He's the proud owner of one Bitcoin that's way worth a lot more than somebody sold it for. So yeah, Rebecca Minkoff is basically saying like, she's not uncomfortable to talk about Scientology, but she wants to, she only wants to talk to people who are genuinely interested, not, not because they want to know salacious details, etc. Oh, please. Well, that is being interested, wanting to know salacious details, you know, like how do you guys really like follow people and ruin their lives when they leave the church? Like I have so many questions. I am genuinely interested. Come on, let's do this. But no

one will. No one will have an opinion because it's this show. So everyone's like, Oh, Genesis, she has her religion. It's ice cream of puppies. So that's it for her. That's all she's saying. And then just as a quote, here's the upside of Scientology. There's pretty cream of puppies. So that's it for her. That's all she's saying. And then Jessel's like, well, here's the upside of Scientology. There's pretty people in it. And some of them have children that go to very, very prestigious elementary schools that we're hoping to get our children into as well. I've sent both of my children to Tae Kwon clear classes

where they both go in and get cleared, whatever that means. But hopefully we'll meet someone famous. This is a moment that would call for Ramona Singer. It's like, whoa, what's going on with your cult? Okay, I mean, I hear you guys abduct people, okay? She would just come in like a sled hammer. Scientology, whoa, what do you do? Do you worship frogs that you're like taking apart

to dissect and look inside of? Science, Ramona. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like what do you do? Have a pastry dish? You guys are all about pastry dishes? You know what my best friend slash daughter Avery, she's in a cult. It's a cult of getting old and looking older than your mother, okay?

So then Brim's like, well, this isn't the time and place for this conversation because I'm like talking to a door-to-door salesman. Like between you, between us, you guys, it's weird. It's weird. I love the between us on TV. Yeah. And now Jussel is getting air sick and she feels like she wants to puke. She's like, I need to pee and I have to puke. It's like being married to Povit. Oh wait, I already am that. Disgusting.

I guess we're good. But that's it. I guess we're going to avoid the whole Scientology thing. That's a shame. I hope someone's like, let's talk about it. Because in the previews, when they showed Brynn asking about it so bluntly, I was like, oh, okay, we're going to talk about it. But now it looks like we're not going to talk about it. I want to talk about it. No, we're definitely not going to. And then the episode kind of ends in this weird place where there's Ana Helicopter having skirted the issue

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