Watch What Crappens - #2593 RHOC S18E15 Part Two: London Calling Out

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

This is part two! Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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free right now by joining Wandery Plus. Well hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It this one bye enjoy the show Emily Shannon Jen and Gina are on their own little journey and they're going to Camden market to do some shopping and so they shop around and they get some chips and from the funky chips or. Then Katie and Heather and Tamra are at New Bond Street to go shopping.

I'm like, yeah. And so Heather's like, this is where the queen gets her chocolates. Yeah, they're getting, this is where the queen gets her chocolates. And Tamra's like, how do we get in there? And Heather goes, you push. So they go in and then they're asking about chocolate.

George works different here. How come George doesn't open here? So they go in and then they're asking about chocolate. Doors work different here. How come the door doesn't open here? His doors are English. He's stupid. How do you open it? You push the camera. Are the doors only open on the left side of the doorway?

No. They talk about chocolate, Queen's chocolate, it's Princess Kate been in, Duchess Kate, all that stuff. It's like nothing happened, they're getting chocolate. And then elsewhere, they're like, hello, we have unfortunately a strict time limit of three minutes per American. So you'll have to be moving on. Unlimited time for British people. Okay. We call this one not Snickers. All right. Just want to take this one. So then elsewhere, Shannon's like, Hello, hi, do you know that I'm the Duchess of Corona del Mar?

Why wouldn't she just call herself the Countess of Corona del Mar? I just feel like leaning into the alliteration a little bit by Countess. And so then, you know, they do some like fun, fun stuff. Then they're talking about the previous day, how Gena was talking about how Travis's balls are so enormous. Everyone thinks he has such a small dick because his balls are enormous. Which this is another Gena moment,

this hypocritical while you're pointing them out. I'll just give some to your pile today. But remember that whole season when she was saying, I can't believe you were talking about Travis's penis on television. That was like the most horrible thing to Travis. Like he can't get over it. He has children. He's in the community. She's like, Travis's balls are huge. I would like to point out by the way, pile of Gina stuff is your pile too. This're, this is a fully, this is a run. I know.

I'm adding to it. I'm adding to it. I'm saying today I'm on a different team. I'm fighting against that pile today. And you're like, here, I'm giving you some free evidence. You're enjoying the pile today, but I still don't like the pile. Yeah. Today, I'm team Gina.

I'm sure she'll piss me off. Yeah. I'm adding to the pile. I'm giving you some stuff for your pile. I'm being supportive. Listen, we don't have to always be on the same side, but we're still friends. Oh, I know. By the way, if anyone is feeling, sometimes this happens, especially during summer house, people will be like, it was really awkward listening to the podcast. I feel like Ben and Ronnie were really, it's like, we're not really, we're not arguing with each other. We don't, this literally has no impact on our friendship and what we think about each other.

We're just having a housewives discussion. So everyone don't worry. Nothing, everything's fine. We're all good. You can breathe easy. People do get, people get upset when we argue sometimes. Mom and dad are okay. We're not getting divorced.

Mom and dad are okay. We're not getting divorced. So then, um, it's wacky costume time. What's a Shannon trip without wacky costumes, right? So they go to a little photo store where they get to pick a theme and Shannon's like, I want us to go tutor. So they do. And I'm sorry to interrupt. They loved when, um, Emily goes, Shannon loves a good costume. And they fill the screen with so many shots of Shannon in costumes. It's shocking how many times she gets into costume. The post-production, all season long, they've been doing tremendous work and they just are continuing to kill it.

This was wonderful. They had a few other real perfect moments later in the episode. And this little montage, this little mosaic of Shannon in costume was just chef's kiss to me. Yeah, so they do this costume thing and then they start, oh, then we go back to Heather and Tamara and they're at Anne Fontaine. This is so them too. So they're at Anne Fontaine and Heather goes,

you know what's funny? Gina said to me, is that Anne Fontaine? And Tamara goes, how does Gina know what Anne Fontaine. This is so them too. So they're at Amfontaine. Heather goes, you know what's funny? Gina said to me, is that Amfontaine? And Tamara goes, how does she know what Amfontaine is? And Heather goes, Oh, they're at South Coast. I love that one a bit. Here's the thing. You know, I love it when, when Heather leans into being just like a rich asshole, I kind of love it. And I just love her just being so awful about Gina. Like that just cracked me up for being a total snob. Oh, I love it. So then they're just like giggling together

about how poor Gina is, how she would never know a real brand. I mean, these girls are terrible. So then Tamra's sitting on a bench next to two metal statues going, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, hey, I'm gonna pee on one of these things. Damn it, triple dog damn it, I don't care,

I'm gonna do it anyway, yeah, I'm gonna fuck it too. I wanna pee on the fuck, now I'm gonna poop on it so I can have all my trifecta right on the screen at the same time. And then they go to another store and Tamara finds a magnifying glass and Tamara goes up to Heather. This is the girls that you had there,

they're like, where were you on January 6th? I didn't even know they knew about January 6th on this show. They are aware of current events. So then Katie's trying on jewelry, which is really not that exciting. And then we go back to the old timey photo shoot, which by the way, it's funny because when they went to this thing that was like old timey photo shoot, it's so funny how my brain really goes to like 1860, people dressing up like 1860 and like,

oh, that's right. This is England. Old timey is like 2000 years ago. Although this was not 2000 years ago, but it's like, it's-timey than American old-timey. So they're dressed up as Royals, which is hilarious. I don't know. This was a good costume moment for me because basically they're really angry, but they're dressed up like they're in the Jacobian court or something. So Gina's like, you know, I'm at the point where I'm here to have fun and I tried to communicate feelings and I will not try again. I was like, yeah, nothing says here to have fun and I tried to communicate feelings and I will not try again. I was like, yeah, nothing says trying to have fun in London like being out of double decker bus and saying, you know what?

Your mammogram story bothered me. Yeah. Real fun, Gina. And she's like, Heather's just a fucking control freak, you know? And like, if I have feelings, I'm bad. If I don't have feelings, I'm bad. But guess what? At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. Sorry, I did that one to myself. But also, I feel bad. And I've never been so gaslit in my entire life.

By the way, I just had a thought, Ronnie. This is not to sway you from the present, your stance on the present arguments, but sort of generally with Gina and Heather. No, no, no, no, of generally with Gina and Heather. No, no, no, no. You can try it, I love it. Because we both have, prior to this episode, we both have acknowledged that Gina has been a shitty friend to Heather, she really has been.

And I wonder if Gina being really pissy about Heather this episode, there's part of me that feels like this is Gina reacting to being called out for using Heather for her real estate contacts. Remember like that happened like a few weeks ago. She was outed that like she has to like be nice to Heather because Heather's going to give her the connections for her real estate thing. And Gina was like mortified that that was put out there and she denied it of course. But like the only way, like to me, this is very Gina that she's turns against Heather like this or turns tables

against Heather because Gina was the one who was being shitty in this situation overall macro situation. I think she's just like this girl. I tried to make up with Heather and Heather's just still being cold to me and won't be my friend. So am I even friends with this chick? Like fuck her, fuck Heather. So she's like trying to get at Heather in any way she can or like trying to get like an emotion out of Heather or something out of Heather and she's not getting it. Heather just doesn't like her anymore. I think once you kind of fuck with Heather to that point, she's just done with you. I mean, look how she is with Shannon. She will always try to bring Shannon down no matter what season after season.

They're fine. They're fine. Shannon doesn't do anything to Heather. And then Heather just like tries to bring Shannon, do whatever she can, you know, have her 51 50 or whatever you call that. Like she's, she's vile. And I think that once you piss her and Gina's at that place for the first time where she just fucked Heather to the point where Heather's just like giving her the cold shoulder and Gina's just that place for the first time where she just fucked Heather to the

point where Heather's just like giving her the cold shoulder and Gina's just trying to like, she's just standing there with her windows on the glass like a Mervins commercial back in the day like open, open, open. I feel bad. Open, open, open. Yeah. I mean, they have a complicated situation there. I do agree. I think that once you're on Heather's bad side, you don't come back from that ever, 100%. I mean, look at Terry's thing. He's like, okay, well, you have a problem and then you have to get an apology. Then you have to get another apology. And then you have to come back around and get the other apology. She's like, how dare you rape me on camera, Terry? Don't admonish me. Okay. So then we're kind of going over the

same stuff. You know, Shannon's saying that they had breakfast with Heather. And I said, you come to me and you make it about you. And she said, Oh, I lied. Shannon saying that Heather told her that Shannon lied. And Gina was like, you know, it doesn't add up to me. Like, what's happening is that they are all they're all having these conversations between themselves. And somehow we all end up being crapped on. I'm like you literally have conversations all the time about other people Gina. In fact they not say that they don't but you also contribute to

this. You're literally doing it right now. She goes you know because as Heather's leaving Neiman Marcus she picks up the phone to crap all over you Jen and Jen's like yeah that's right. Heather apparently strolled past my dress from the from your birthday party and check the price tag and because I am such a broke person She has to dial up Tamra and ask how in the hell and why am I spending money on a dress for your party? That's so shitty and low if you ask me, but thank you by the way for asking me Do and Shannon's like mind your own business So then now get ready for the evening. I love when Shannon is all mad.

She's like, no, don't focus on you, don't focus on you, mind your own business. And Shannon dressed as this like old queen, little old queen, just stands up and half like, ha! It was perfect, a perfect visual. So they get ready for the night and sprint her van to go to sketch, which is kind of funny. And then we get this hilarious, look at me, just a human loving human things.

They're at a steakhouse and so they're like, Oh, well, what should we get? Maybe fillets or something like that. Heather goes, I don't care. Here's what I want. Onion rings. I must have an onion ring. Yes. Don't you remember that's her big thing with Terry where Terry wanted onion rings. And she's like, onion rings? How dare you? Disgusting. At my party, at my barbecue, I would never. But it's my birthday and all I want are onion rings. No, Terry, disgusting. Grow up. So now all these years later, it's still bothering her

to the point where she has to make such a scene out of, look at me. I love onion rings. I'm just so one of the people. Look at me. I enjoy, I enjoy poor people jewelry. So they wear these, right? You have to answer your phone on speaker. Otherwise getting the grease off of it is really, really uncomfortable. It's just like, oh, they have onion rings. Well, we have to get onion rings because I do like eating what the

people eat. So they order. By the way, can I just say something? The cocktails that were flowing through this episode were all so gorgeous. They were just having the most amazing martinis all episode long. I wanted a martini so badly watching this. It was just, oh, I was dying. This show has influenced me. I literally did a little trip up to wine country last weekend because I watched them on wine country and I was like, oh my God, that looks so nice. I'm probably gonna go and have a martini tonight because of this show. And an onion ring.

Well there you go. They're going to have you rehab in no time. Just keep watching. I did have a donut after I watched that episode. Maybe that was like a weird sort of onion ring. Well, there you go. They're gonna have you rehab in no time. Just keep watching. I did have a donut after I watched that. So maybe that was like a weird sort of onion ring adjacent thing I did. It's a ring shaped. Ooh, maybe. Jakes. So then Emily's like,

Oh, this martini's small. Hello, have you seen me? Give Heather the tiny martini. I'd like a big martini and a big girl dress. Give me a size 12 martini. Don't feel guilty about it right girls look at me You just so cool with everything Okay, she'll have a large martini

You got me the same size martini as you got. Chad. Alexa, Alexa, bolitos, martini. The martini comes with like a little Susan Bender blazer. When she said that, I thought how little self-awareness can win. Like I get it. Seriously. I mean, at least give it a few months.

Like I get like, I can make a joke about my body, but I don't want someone else like making a joke. I get all that, but it just was too soon too soon. I was like, no, you, it was too soon. You're not allowed to make those jokes yet, or you can make the joke and you know, but like at least like reference the fact that you were really bothered by that blazer. Yeah, it's not the joke. I mean, of course we can all,

I joke about my body all the time. It's not that you can't make jokes about your own body. It's just the hypocrisy of being like, this is the most offensive thing that I've ever had to discuss. And to being just like this now is silly. So then Gina gives a speech and she's like, we would toast to Shannon on her 60th birthday,

despite all the bumps that Shannon probably did in the bathroom before this, just to handle being here, even though she's not an alcoholic, just kidding, bumps in the road I meant. It's nice to sit around the table and all celebrate, and hopefully, you know, Heather will pay this check, because it's very expensive. Please start talking about my money.

Also, I love, I love an over-eager over eager sound because when they all get their martinis, Emily goes to sip from hers and then Gina's like, I'd like to propose a toast. And she's like, oh, we're doing a toast. And she removes the martini from, she's like just about to drink it. She pulls back and goes, I was like, oh damn. Her martini got us. Remove the martinis.

Anyway, so after this toast, they're asking Shannon about her girls because her girls are in Paris right now. She's talking about them and how they're going to hang out tomorrow. And she's like, that's fun. And then food arrives, including onion rings. And Jen goes, Heather, I have a question. Was my dress at the tea party a problem for you? I was like, ooh, Jen, wow. Go on for the big dog. She was like, no, it was beautiful. She goes, well, did you call Tamara

and talk about the price of my dress? Did you do that? She goes, well, yes, I was at Neiman Marcus and I saw your dress. And what did you say? Did you buy a $2,000 dress? Why would you say that? Because you told? Did you buy a $2,000 dress? Why would you say that?

Because you told us you were only getting $6,000. Hold on, let me get my face on. Worried face, pursed lips. I'm feeling things. I was worried about you. Very, very worried. Look at me. She's so full of shit.

In fact, I forgot to mention, here are some canned products to make up for the fact that you keep on spending your monthly allowance on Dolce and Gabbana dresses. These are chickpeas, this is tuna fish, and how do you feel about Vienna sausage? Here, you can just take those. That's bullshit. And Tamara's like, yeah, well, Heather was saying, I don't want her to feel like she has to be wearing a $2,000 dress

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Wondry+. Check out Exhibit C in the Wondry app for all your Truecrime listening. By the way, I just want everyone to know, even though I have been more on Heather's side than you have, well, you haven't been on her side at all, but I just want everyone to, I think that Heather was full of shit when she said I was worried about you. I think she would have been better off saying like, yeah, I looked at it. I thought it was remarkable that you are talking about being poor. And yet you're spending $2,000 on a dress. And I thought I called Tamara and I was shady about it.

I think she should just said that rather than like, I was concerned and I was shady about it. I think she should've just said that rather than like, I was concerned. I was worried about you. I was worried that you were spending it directly. That was bullshit. Tamara's like, yeah, oh. So then Jen's like, well, but then last year it was a problem that I was buying fake shit.

You guys wouldn't stop making fun of me for that. And then we see clips of that where Tamara's like, oh yeah, well this is knockoff Foondie or Panell. Cause that's Jen, she's poor. And then this year she has actual brand names and you guys like, Oh, brand names, how'd you get that? You know, she can't win. She just can't win. So Jen, I was very proud of Jen for standing her ground.

Although her arguments may have needed a little bit of work because she tells Heather, I mean, you walk head to toe constantly in designer, but you're okay. Like, yeah, that's not the issue. She goes, so? It's like Jen doesn't get it. And Shannon's like, oh, God, this is none of anyone's business. And Emily said, well, Ryan brought the dress. Ryan bought it for you, right? She goes, yeah, so what's the big deal? So, Emily says, Jen wants to portray herself as living this high lifestyle when she doesn't have a job or income and doesn't know what her boyfriend does. Who cares? Her boyfriend's affording her the lifestyle. It's not like she's putting it all on credit. He's buying it. And since when do you care? Your in-laws buy everything for you. You've admitted

it. So, get off your high horse. Who on this cast is working by the way? And not that it's a problem, but who is actually working? Emily, I don't believe she's a practicing lawyer these days. Is she? I'm not sure. No, she does her innocence project thing, but she's not a practicing. She does innocence projects. I don't think she's practicing other than that. I don't think she even does her part. Tamara. Well, Tamara has her podcast. Not that I would know. This is just from what I see on the show, by the that. I don't think she even does her part. Tamara. I don't. Tam, well, Tamara has her podcast. This is just from what I see on the show, by the way. I was like, how would I know that? I don't know. But guessing from what we see, no,

I don't think so. Yeah, actually I know. Gina does real estate. Okay. So people are working. Gina works. Gina works. Heather. She, um, Heather wraps up, Heather wraps up 10 cent face masks and then tries to sell them for $5,000 up mark during a pandemic. So I guess that's something. Heather brings silverware to Nobu and says, let's just keep it in the back. Heather steals diets that have been around for years and tries to rebrand them with her name on them. Fucking her protein diet or whatever. Scam artist.

Yes. So Jen's like, this is my point. If there's something that is a thing for you, tell me. And Heather goes, I should have called you. I should have called and said, hey, I saw your dress was $2,000. Where did you find that cheap knockoff? And I apologize for that. Because obviously, wouldn't be able to afford the real thing. I am NOT a perfect human being Yeah, and I I would never want you to feel that so sorry. I I really feel bad I am very very sorry. Hold on one second. Can someone pass me that martini? Okay. Hold on. Let me just splash it in my eye Oh my god, the tears rolling down my cheeks. I am very sorry. That was so funny when she goes. Yeah, you know what? I'm not a perfect human.

Looks around like I said it. Look, look, look what I said. I admitted to being imperfect. I know you all think it. I know you all see televisions, Heather DeBrow and say, wow, she's perfect. But guess what, guys? I'm not perfect. I'm like, you know, if you look at it on your ring, it sort of is like me. I have a shape of a circle, but on the inside. And look, she's diffusing the situation in the way that she got caught. So she's just diffusing.

She's like, I'm sorry, that's it. I'm not going to discuss it. I'm just going to pretend you're in the wrong with my intentions and I'm going to let you be in the wrong while lowering myself to apologize. And so that should have diffused it, but Jen has five children and she knows this trick. So she's like, well, now I don't know what to do with you either, Tamra. So she's not going to quit, which I liked. Well, no, but no, Heather, Heather did the right thing, which is she diffused and was like, here, go yell at Tamra. So Jen's like, and you. So now Tamra is in the hot seat. And so, and so Tamra's like, I thought we were doing good, batch. And Jen's like, and you. So now Tamara's in the hot seat. And so Tamara's like, I thought we were doing good, bitch. And Jen's like, well, you and I keep on getting into this pattern of we're so close.

And then you go ballistic on me. She goes, I'm not going ballistic on you, you poor face, Dolce & Gabbana buyer out of your own means. And then it cuts to Tamara on all of the screens going, you stupid bitch, you dumb bitch. You're a whore, you poor bitch. You die, bitch. going, you stupid bitch, you dumb bitch, you're a poor bitch, you die bitch, you die stupid bitch. I rebounded that like five times. That was just, that was the moment where I was like,

oh, post production, you're killing it. That was the funnest. I thought I got ballistic on you. That was really funny. So then they're talking about, Jen's like, wait a minute. Oh, Jen says, well, what do you think what happened to Katie's then if you didn't go ballistic on me? She's like, Oh, I wasn't going ballistic on you. I was going ballistic on Ryan. And she's like, right has nothing to do with that business, which by the way, is probably bullshit. But Tamra's like, well, I hope not. It that scary? She goes, yeah. And you know what? With everybody, within the women,

you definitely want them to know that I have a piece of shit of a man. He's a playboy. He fucks. He does this. He does that. Instead of just saying, you know what, maybe he's different. Maybe he's different than all of the other people sending

dick pics and working for bookies. Not everyone in a paint splattered denim jacket with plugs is bad. Just as for fuckboys guys, you know what, like, it's like an afterschool special. Spend all this time making fun of someone you don't understand. But fuckboys have feelings too, you know? So, Tama's like, okay, well, she's like, okay, I apologize. And I'm sorry for bringing up the FBI stuff. It's just that stuff was swirling around. And she goes, well, it matters like, okay, I apologize. And I'm sorry for bringing up the FBI stuff. It's just, that stuff was swirling around.

And she goes, well, it matters to me. I just think it, you know, it was as fucked up as it was. I think I just needed, I needed to get it out. It's like, that's all. Oh, okay. You can, yeah, I know, I'm glad you just had this chewing you up on the inside. So Tamara's like, you know, and I did in a way

that I get things out and it wasn't the right way, you know, which is to just scream out on TV. So then it's funny because they both Heather and Heather and Tamara both are like, I'm not fucking with Jen. Like Jen's too good. Like Jen is too pure. Not even I'm fucking with her. I think they were both like, I'm just going to apologize and back out of this situation

and Jen can try and start a fight with someone else. Like she's not earning her stripes with me. There's no winning against this one. Yeah. In the public view is what I mean. And Gina does have a very good point. She says, I mean, bless Jen's heart. How many times this girl have to get walloped

upside the head before she wears a fucking helmet or something? I was like, okay, well the helmet, that explains Gina's confessional look, her hair. Also, by the way, you're the one who's delivering the wallops. Okay. The wallops were behind her back. You're the one who was like, hey Jen, turn around. I see that we've deflected poor Jen. Not literally. I didn't mean it that way, Jen. But I see we've deflected Jen's issues. So I will make them mine now. Question, Tamra, Tamra, Tam, Tam, Tam. I have a question.

I talked to Tina about a text I found from 2018, written on a notebook, where Alexis said, we are suing you and Tamra. You will hear from our attorney. Oh, the one you sent me last week? Yeah, yeah, I remember that one. I remember it, wow, big deal. Text, text, schmacks, flecks. it. Big deal. Text, text, smacks, flex.

Well, that's part of the text, guys. I am surprised that when I sent you that, you didn't tell anybody in the group that wow, Alexis did actually start this suit. And Tamara's like, yeah, but, but, but, but. Tamara's doing the like blowing into a bottle face. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but. She's like, but that's between your hair patch.

And I was like, yeah, but if you apply the Scrooge to her and everything she does, she goes on Jeff Lewis. We analyze everything that Shannon says, then the same should be applied to Alexis Bellino because she is not perfect either. By the way, how have we gotten this far into the recap without even mentioning that Elizabeth Vargas is now dating Jim Bolino.

What is this world? I am still trying to process that. It is some grief and trauma that I've been dealing with since this morning when I first read the news. I don't know how to deal with that. I really like Elizabeth Varga and I feel like this is very bad news for her. And it makes me worry that she has money issues. Like I don't understand why she, who would be with Jim Bolino on purpose? Like. Well, I mean, aside from, you know,

his general sexiness, it's hard to know. I just, we can put a pin in it and we'll discuss it. Like has he changed? Yeah, I mean, is there something better? Cause I like Elizabeth. I don't know. Well, you know what? Guess what?

Actually, I do want to say random plug for Crappy Hour, doing Crappy Hour on Monday and we actually have a guest, Sarah Frazier from the Sarah Frazier show. And she actually just had Jim Bolino on her show. So maybe she can give some insight about Jim Bolino and maybe why Elizabeth Vargas was drawn to him. Well, there we go. Monday night, everybody. Happy hour. Okay, so I like that Emily is coming in

and not just licking Tamara's butt, which she usually has been doing this season, where she just kind of picks a side and is trying to be with the cool girls. I like that she did this and was like, well, you can't just do that. You have to apply the same standards here. And so Shannon's like, yeah, you want to point out that I lie or point out that I do this? Well, please just stop talking about me. She's okay. Then you stop talking about me too then.

And then we see this flimsy thing that Tamra is trying to peddle that, uh, that, uh, Shannon's calling her a bad friend and calling her mean. You are a bad friend and you are mean. That's not the same thing. Yeah, also by the way, during this entire fight, I think it was at this point, I had like during this, during this dust up, I don't know if you noticed in the background, Heather's just taking a selfie with an onion ring. Yeah, Heather's fighting and she's just like,

look at me, a normal person. Once Heather's fight is over, she's like, and an onion ring. Here I am, an onion ring. A normal person. Once Heather's fight is over, she's like. And an onion ring. Here I am. An onion ring. Look, a fancy onion ring. I was like, I love it. Your fight's over.

You're like, I'm clocking out. I'm doing onion ring content. She's like, Jen, I would love to have a fight with you right now, but I have a very pressing Instagram schedule to get to. That was hilarious. It's like, who follows this? Can you imagine? Look, An onion ring in London.

I just love that she is like, she's so believes that's her thing that when like when she holds up an onion ring that everyone's like, oh my God, there she is onion ring. Oh my God, Heather, I saw your Instagram story where you have an onion ring. How hilarious. What would possess you? So Shannon is like, did I, Tamara, did I say that you have a huge ego? You do. And Tamara goes, I'm not the one with such a huge, with such a big ego and won't pay $75,000 because I don't want to lick bad batch. And Shay goes, well, you know what? You are just very cruel, okay? In the words of Bobby Brown, I don't be cruel,

because I would never be that cruel to you. So she's saying she's got a big ego because she got a facelift. Aren't you on your 18th currently? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know. So. The argument is that you know Tamara's cooked

when she's coming up with shit like that, because she's just spitting out things that don't even make sense now. So Tamra just puts her hand out like, oh, whatever. And she's like, you know what, Tamra, there's no need. Don't you dare raise your hand at me, okay? Not in a fine establishment called sketch. Do not, don't do that. Do not.

I'm done with you. That's what I'm saying. I'm done. Bye. And she's like, oh, yeah? do that, do not. I'm still out there. Oh, well I'm done with you, that's for that, Sam. I'm done, bye. And she's like, oh yeah, well maybe you buy, maybe you buy, because this is my trip, so you buy. And then she gets up and walks off. She's like, don't walk off, Shanna. She says, I am going to the restroom, how dare you.

Don't do that. My favorite was when Shanna was walking to the restaurant and she went up to a random table of strangers and goes, I start charities, Megan. I was like, wow, she's really activated. So she stalks off and she's like, I don't know what Tamra's motivations are, but I know. One of her plans is to ruin my trip.

And well, she can check off that box, or about a thousand, or two birds in a face. What do you call it? Just tell me what it's called. One a Tamar in the Bush is worse than two Alexis Bolinos in the hand. Is that how it is? Is that the story? By the way, I love that. I love poor Shannon's delusions that she was going to go on a trip with all this stuff swirling around in her life with an active feud going with a friend of me that she thought this trip on a Real Housewives show would

be anything but pure chaos and terrible times for her. So then Shannon is talking to the girls in the bathroom who followed her. She's like, she can fucking go home. I'm setting boundaries, boundaries for myself. I don't need to sit here and get verbally abused. I'm going to have the same boundaries for myself. I don't need to sit here and get verbally abused. I'm gonna have the same boundaries for myself that the police have on me. Oh, God, how did I leave town? Am I allowed to leave town? Anybody check my boundaries? Tamra's like, I am over this victim shit. And then both of them are saying to us in their confessionals, this is so soap dish. She's like, I don't want to do this anymore. I am done. This is so soap dish. She's like, I don't want to do this anymore. I am done. So that was my combination of Shannon and Tamara's voice together. So Gina is like, you know what, guys, let's take

space. Okay. I think this needs space. Guys, let's give this argument something that I don't have in my house, space. And Heather's like, okay, well, this might be an inappropriate time, but this is the best onion ring I have ever had. It's the only onion ring you've ever had. Everyone's laughing, right? You're going to start throwing up in about two seconds. No one believes that you've had an onion ring before. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. So now they all go back to the hotel bar and they're ordering some cocktails and Emily wants to do a fun game. She's like, okay, all right, you text Eddie, I'll text Shane, you text Ryan, you text Matt, Shannon, you just text one of those campaign emails, text that just coming back in and just say, okay, just go, we'll write the same thing and let's all text, I'm naked. How quickly can

you get here? And then we have to read the responses. Doesn't everyone want to hear Shane's response to me saying I'm naked guys? And John's have to read the responses. Doesn't everyone wanna hear Shane's response to me saying I'm naked guys? And James is like, I'm gonna get a dick pic in like two seconds. Is that funny? I'm sure it'll be meant for somebody else, but that's him, that's who I love.

God, that's him. So Eddie writes back to Tamra and goes, the question is how quickly can you get here in a flash if you can use your imagination? That's so Eddie smells like womp womp. It's like I'm not coming over. You just have to imagine it. And Ryan said, Is this for me or did you meet someone at the bar?

So then Katie, Katie's husband doesn't answer and they're like, he's on the golf course. And she goes, yeah, that's his mistress. The golf course. So Shannon is doing her patented sad smile, where she's like, this is very fun. I'm so glad that you all have people to text. There was a time in my life where I would text this to John Jansen or David Bador or really anyone, but I don't have anyone. I don't have anyone to text, but I do have daughters that are currently

being entertained by their father's piles of cash that he's not sharing with me. So I'm going to go think about that in bed while you are all excited about the current relationships that you're in. Congratulations. Good night, good night. Thanks for reminding me on the first night of my 60th birthday that I'm all alone in this world. Okay, thank you. So now they go to the room to party and Tamara starts dinging at people's doors.

This is unforgivable. I, this is, this is, this is unforgivable. What the fuck is she doing? You're in a five star hotel and you're doing the doorbell ditch thing, whatever ding dong ditch, whatever terrible, terrible trash. So she does that and she's like, so they're giggling and they go to the room and woo a lot to prove to everybody that they're having fun. And then they start dancing. others like, there is something about the end of the night going back to your room, talking about all the onion rings that you ingested. Oh, she's like getting into comfy clothes and letting the party continue.

Everyone's like in there like they're like an underwear and just dress. She's like, I'm in my, in my most formal Susan Bender outfit. She's in a sequined cocktail dress going, woo, woo. I love being in my comfy dress. Hey, CJ, spin my record, onion ring. So then it goes to Shannon, just like, huh, I guess I'll take off my shoe. Well, take off my shoe.

Shoe, my shoe won't come off. Shoe came off. Well, it came off. I got it off. So I wish I could text somebody about that. Those days are gone. So maybe there's something good on the telly, as they say. Oh, moonlight and Valentino.

Well, I guess we all know who's having a good night now. My body suit snapped. So it's fun. Then they go out about getting a room. I hate these people. Because somebody's staying in the hotel. I hate being American. So then Katie FaceTime is Matt and she goes, wow, look, you're on the golf course. And then there's Bandon. Hi, Bandon. And then Jen FaceTimes with Ryan. It's the usual on-vacation FaceTime check-in thing that Bravo always insists we have to endure. So then now it's the next day and Tamara's like, I'm tired, still bad. And Heather's

like, is your head not swirling about everything that happened last night? She goes, you know what? She's fired for my life, bitch. Her victim mentality is not working for me. So then we cut to Shannon drinking her coffee while Tamara's still talking shit about her. And then basically we just see everybody kind of getting ready and talking about how crazy their night was and stuff and then Shannon is going to Emily's and Emily and Gina and so she's they're like, how you doing Shannon and Jen's like yeah, it was rough night You know, I just feel like we keep repeating that with you. It's terrible She goes well is the pattern that I've had for ten years with Tamara we argue and then she says I love you

I miss you. I care. She doesn't. Oh, she's just cruel. She's cruel. It is cruel. Yes. And then Emily's saying, you know, Emily and Tamara are talking and they're talking about getting strawberries and hot chocolate, et cetera, and how they stayed up so late and everything. And Emily's like, Shannon has a room was, well, has a room down at the end. And Tamara's like, ah, she is exhausting. It's like, yeah, but where do we go from here? How do we get, how do we get so that it's no animosity and where you're not screaming at each other?

Well, why am I always bowing down to this woman, bitch? When she was literally dressed, when do you ever bow down to Shannon? Give me a fucking break. So she's like, be the bigger person. What about that? I mean, you can be disappointed because of her DUI and et cetera, but help her be a better person. Do not be Raider and humiliator.

She's like, oh no, I think I need to poop because I had that chocolate strawberry thing. I'll poop though. I'm gonna go over there and go on that queen's tattoo. He he he he. He he he he. Yeah. Emily's totally right, by the way. Tamara's allowed to be frustrated by the way.

Tamra's allowed to be frustrated by the things, but don't scream and berate and undermine or help her out. How about your friend? So Shannon's like, well, you know what? You want me to bring out the big guns? I'm bringing out the big guns this morning, everyone. So guess what, everyone? Guess what, Jen?

It really bothers me that Tamara will have conversations behind your back and bring up topics that can really damage you or your boyfriend. And you know what? I know she's texted me stuff in the past. So I looked back in my phone last night. Guess what? From Tamara?

You ready, Jen? No. No. It's from President Nixon. Okay, back on. Yes, it's from Tamara. September, 2022. So this is amazing. This is Shannon being like, you're fucking up my trip. Well, I'm going to fuck up your situation too. So she goes, I am so tired of Tamara saying that I do certain things

when she does them. And I think it's important that Jen understands exactly how Tamara works. I mean, she would have known by now if she weren't so dumb, but it's obviously going to take off something much bigger. So here we go. I'm not a public school system. I can only do so much. So she's like, yeah, someone sent her stuff about Ryan. And then she said, I'm asking my friend's husband if he can do a background check. And then she sent me evidence of the background check. And we see the screenshots of all of this. And Jen's like, what? Like, corporate Ryan. It was like a picture of like Ryan's LinkedIn and he was like actually dressed like he was

in corporate America, which was hilarious. And Jen's like, what the fuck is wrong with her? She's like, oh, she won't stoop to this level because we don't stoop to this level because this is not who we are. And Gina goes, this is who we are. It is. It's almost weird and obsessive. And she's like, you know, it's like a, it's like boil a rabbit in a pot or something, single white female. Okay.

Well, you're mixing up two different thrillers, but that's okay. Lean into it, go for it. You harness that energy and go after Tamra. Go do it. One was scary and the other is my current life. And I appreciate it if you get off my jock. Don't be great So it sounds like damn camera has no soul. She needs to use all of our lives to feel relevant because when you look at her life It's just boring. I was like, oh my god that is actually it sounds like the most vanilla diss ever But in the housewives world, that is the worst diss you could ever give someone.

And it's also so accurate and the fact that she could just stab Tamara in the heart. Like she has nothing. She's like, this girl, basically she's like, this girl has no storyline because her life is pathetic. So she has to come for me, which is so great for a season TSA. Yeah. So she has to come for me, which is so great for a season to say Yeah, so Jen is so Jen's like it's not right I don't know why I give her an ounce of my time because I am such a better person than her I would rather have my little fucking bank account and my happy kids who love me and a man who supports me then be a Love but then be a low-level fucking bullshit like her and if she thinks she's gonna come in and ruin my family

She is trash literal fucking trash. It was like, Oh my God, it's happening something. There's a shift. There's a shift in the universe. She has been, she's been like, the end of Greece. When Sandy comes in, like when Neo finds his powers. You said Neo finds his powers. I thought it's like when in the end of Greece, where Sandy like gets leather pants. Or that it's like the end of Grease when Sandy looks around and realizes the carnival is just made of green digits. Carnival is the matrix, it's a simulation Sandy. Stalker Channing is God.

So Jen's like, Jen just goes off. She's like, I'm gonna, and Shannon's like, I mean, I'm just sick to my stomach. Oh, call and text me what happens. This is going to be fun. I'm going to go see my kids, but please enjoy the chaos I just imparted into your life. Oh, let us know how it goes. Congratulations. Your first major storyline on The Housewives. Go have fun. Go on, young, young, young starling, go.

So Jen storms out and she's just pissed and she starts just stomping down the hallway. And she's muttering, she can fuck herself. I mean, I don't even know. Honest to God, I don't even know what the fucking I don't what am I gonna what am I gonna say with her? And the cameras are loving this, you know. And so she just knocks on that door and walks right into the penthouse. And Tamra's like mid-talking shit.

She's like, oh, and I think they won't get married. So, and I go, I listen and you, you have two people that I'm don't even, oh, oh, hi. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, about you probably. Well, you turn that off. Don't you think it's about her? Probably. So then Jen, Jen turns the makeup lady who's like blowing out the hair and she goes, will

you turn that off? I was like, uh-oh. That's when like all the windows, like all the shutters close and the people are drawing their blinds and stepping. The street gets empty. It's that Western whistle. You did a fucking background check on Ryan.

Everybody's chair backs up. Yeah, what are you talking about? On the saloon. Not background check, what? What's that? What's the background check? I don't know what that is. chair backs up. I swear to God, I'm a kid. I swear on things. I totally did it. Well, first of all, I know you're swearing on your kids lives, but I just realized that one of those swears has been erased. So okay, that's not cool Also, no, I just saw it. I'm This is what I don't understand with you you want to go on and you want to talk about my fake shit and you want To talk about my dresses

Already saw it you don't get to do this shit anymore. You were throwing around FBI, all this shit. Tamara. I'm getting the apartment. I'm getting the apartment. Wait, wait, wait, Jen, Jen, Jen, what are you saying? Are there onion rings? Get me my phone.

I'm not letting her talk. She already fucking knows what she did. Oh my God. It was just two years ago and it wasn't the background. Okay. So without the evidence, you know exactly what she's talking about. First of all, and she goes, this is pretty easy. it wasn't a background check. Okay, so without the evidence, you know exactly what she's talking about, first of all. And she goes, this is two years ago. It wasn't a background check.

I've never done a background check in my life. Oh, okay. Really? Not even with Brooks? You're such a fucking liar. Get out of here, background check queen. Jen bit. Jen's like, I am having, she's like, I'm having my friend do a background check on Ryan.

And Chairman's like, okay, but it's not a private investigator. He was a real estate guy. Why do you care? What does that do? This is her. This is Tamara. Oh, well, you're accusing me of hiring a private investigator. I didn't do it.

No, she didn't. She's trying to change the subject so she can find something that she didn't do to argue with. That's not what you're accused of. And Tamara just sitting there like clapping like, there you go. She's like, why are you clapping? And she's like, well, cause I didn't even know you had a voice, congratulations, now you have a voice.

You are out of everything. I like when Jen said, why do you care? What does Eddie do? What does he even do? And she's like, he owns the multi-million dollar business. That's what he do. It's called VinaTVD, which is not a, just a name that we slap onto other people's products at all.

It's completely our own marijuana business. And she goes, yeah, do I give a shit? Do I dig around? And Tamara just keeps clapping. She's like, yeah, well, you're using your voice. I'm so happy. And Heather is like, wow, I didn't even know Jen could speak that loudly. It was sort of impressive.

Your words were, I have my friend's husband doing a background check. Then you send fucking articles and Tammy's like, no, wait, no, you fucking wait. I was like, I was like, literally like, I was like clutching my couch. I was like, so Jen is like, when you back Tamarina corner, she doesn't know what to do. She's like a feral cat. Why don't you own up to your bullshit you cause in people's lives? Why don't you ever say, I'm sorry, and I mean it? Why don't you just like learn how to be a fucking friend? Oh yeah, I just asked Mikel, but he said it freaking out. I mean, I never said he was that. I never got a background check, okay? You said he was a mortgage broker, so I asked my friend if

he's a mortgage broker, and he said, no, that's not a background check. By the way, and Tamara goes, I never paid for a background check. So that's her sneakiness. I've never paid for one. She goes, don't make me like I'm hiring private investigators, bitch. Wasn't one, that's not what I did.

Shannon is the one trying to rile her up, but if she's gonna sick-gen on me, you might wanna send someone with half a brain. And she's like, your obsession is weird, it's weird. Oh yeah, cause I asked if to be licensed in a real estate. I mean, in mortgage. Oh, it's that simple. It's that simple.

She's like, oh yeah, well, I'm having my friends. And Tim was like, yeah, it is that simple. I'm having my friend's husband do a background check. Ryan is investigated by the FBI. Weird. She just went all over the internet. She's like, well, I'm done with your low-level bullshit. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye level bullshit. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Why isn't anyone saying goodbye to me? I am here too. So Jen walks out of the room. You're like, wow, good seeing Jen, you know, and then Jen walks back in for her and another thing moment. She goes, you need to fucking grow up and leave my fucking family alone. I just moved into that man's house. My kids are good. My kids are good. And they're with me and they're happy. So leave me the fuck alone. I want no part of your fucking bullshit.

You attack everyone. The only reason she is your fucking friend is because she is in front of you right now. You talk about everyone behind their back. And then Tamra was like, so do you. She goes, no, I don't. And I'm a better fucking person than you will ever be, Tamara. Bye, bye, bye, fucking bitch. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. And then I like Nadine, our note taker,

says Jen walks out once and for all. Because it was a very once and for all moment. I'm out of here. And Heather goes, that was a lot. Yeah. all moment. She walks out and Heather goes, that was a lot. Heather looks embarrassed. The onion ring that is, a lot of calories. You guys just got ate up as the kids would say. Sorry. That was glorious. That was amazing. Love not letting Tamra off. Tamra looked like such a fucking liar and I love that Tamra was so disturbed by the screener that she actually came out with her whole on the spectrum bullshit

this week. So you know it's getting to her. There was just, there was just so much going on. Shannon and Tamara, Tamara and Jen, Jen and Heather, Heather and Gina. It was really a wonderful swirl of like a culmination of the season. I like regardless of who side you're on on any of these arguments, cause honestly it doesn't really matter in the, really at all about anything. It just was, it was just like really, really deep.

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