Watch What Crappens - #2718 RHOBH S1410 Part Two: Shock and Augusta

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Sutton brings Garcelle and Kyle to Augusta, GA on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so that they can meet her mom Reba, and let us just tell you: what a kind and warm woman. Meanwhile, Kathy hosts a Capri dinner where she learns about Dorit and “PJ”’s crumbling relationship. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to watch her crap and add free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hey y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer and let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year with a whole new mindset. If you're ready for that new year, new mindset energy, you've got to tune into, baby, this is Kiki Palmer. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your well-being, check out New Year New Mindset on the Wondry app. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where

part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So here we are in Augusta. So the episode. So here we are in Augusta. So they drive up, they drive to Sutton's house and she's like, I just love Augusta, Georgia. It's where I grew up. And of course, it's also where I learned the art of ballet. Let's get some pictures of that. Okay, great. Thank you. And I have all my childhood friends and they're still my friends for life. They're still my friends for life. So we see a lot of pictures of her hurt too and rebeholding her. And I can tell you right now, that is some evil Mima hair. And I think they all had it back then because my Mima had it too. And that woman was a terrorist. She was terrifying. She was a very sweet lady, but especially in the younger years, she could

be terrifying. Oh my God. Pete Slauson Ronnie, I have a question. Do we think that Sutton loves Augusta? Because I'm not sure she's said it this episode. Has she said, I love Augusta this episode? Has she? She has, actually she has. I love Augusta. I just love Augusta. I am so happy in Augusta. Yeah. And I like when she said that all her childhood friends are still like, she's like, they're and they're still here in my life. Now, do I talk to them? No. Do I acknowledge them? No. Do I allow them to look at me in the eye? No. But they still are in my life. I see them on the fringes.

Do I ever invite them to the Elton John Oscars party? No, I don't. But you know what? Maybe one day I'll see him at Giorgio's somewhere. Is that where we're eating Italian food? I don't know. It's not Chuck E. Cheese. Sorry, it's not glamorous as Chuck E. Cheese, but we do what we can in Augusta, which I love. I am nervous when anyone meets my mother for the first time. Doesn't matter who they are, especially now Garcelle and Kyle flown all the way out here to Georgia. Please be nice, mom. I would be nervous too. Like I was waiting, honestly, I'm not going to lie.

I was waiting for some cringy microaggression to come out of Reba's mouth when she met Garcelle. And Ille and I'm still waiting for it Because I feel like it's gonna happen and I came out of her eyes. That's for sure Microaggression all over the place and Garcelle cry I mean if you could pantomime microaggressions, this one was the Marcel Marceau of Augustin microaggressions Marcel Marceau of Augustine Microaggressions. The Marcel Marceau of Microaggressions. And Garcelle picks up on it, because Garcelle hates her, and I love it.

Because Garcelle's like, oh, I'm not gonna let this lady get away with this. Yeah, you have to put up with your mother. I don't. Get over here, you old bitch. I'll take you down. Garcelle's like, I've been practicing my whole life for this moment, hold on.

Ahem. No, Reba. Next time I meet your mother, could it be at the top of a flight of stairs? Thank you. It's my only request. You ever seen that feel good movie to Loris Claiborne? So-

So they show up at this house, it's enormous, and it's very Southern. It's like got the columns and the manicured lawns and the, you knowoms and the you know Probably mosquitoes the size of little dogs ready to suck the fucking life out of you The doorbell literally goes I say I say I say So They go in and something like oh come on guys. It's not that big. It's just 4,500 square feet come on

Give me a break.. It's not that big. It's just 4,500 square feet. Come on, give me a break. Oh, sure, not that big. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Garcell says, well, I don't expect anything less from Sutton. The house is opulent and beautiful, and there's just a Southern feel about it. You know, old school, people on their porches,

having lemonade, waving to your neighbors, not saying what they really feel. It has just that feeling, you know? And you don't get that in Beverly Hills. Everybody's behind the gate in Beverly Hills. And so they check out the house and there's these huge, I mean, just gorgeously done roofs. Now I will say the furnishings and all that other stuff

are not great, this house. I mean, I think it needs a little work on the interior. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, I mean, it just was, it's just so not my style. It's just not, it's, it was definitely very Southern kind of old. It wasn't old timey, but it felt old fashioned. And it just, it felt like a kind of like a hotel more than it did a house that people lived in.

Yeah. I need some more fanciness in that, in the furnishings. I'll say that, but I loved all the paneling and all that. I mean, it's a pretty house. Okay, so they look at their rooms and stuff, and then Kyle is looking at pictures and saying who people are, you know? And then we see John Clark and his wife, Ashley, he's the brother.

And then we see Sutton and all her children when they were young, and she's like, do you wanna see some good ones? Here's some good pictures of Reba. And they're like, why do you have, um, prison bars in front of her face? Oh, I added those in Photoshop later. They just make me feel better. Like one day mama's going to meet her karma, you know? Oh, we see pictures of Sutton in her debutante gown, et cetera.

And so then Garcelle, then Reba shows up with her friend Jim from Savannah. I love that they put friendly quotation marks. Like the editors were like, uh, insinuate that Reba's a dirty rotten whore in these subtitles. Here comes that slut Reba with her latest John named Jim. Garcelle's like, oh, hello. Ha ha ha ha. And son's like, oh, hi mom, hi, hi. And Garcelle's like, hi, nice to meet you.

And Reba's like, nah, thank you, good to see you too. And then she sees, you know, she's just saying hello to people and- And Garcelle's just so sweet. She just keeps saying, so good to see you, wonderful. How do you do? Nice to see you, wonderful to be here. Aren't you gorgeous?

And the mom's just like, uh-huh. And then she sees Kyle and she's like, oh, well, aren't you pretty? And Grisot goes, why didn't she say that to me? Wow. Everybody's like, this is Jim, my friend from Savannah. He's got a dick the size of three clown feet. Oh, mother television.

His name is Jim, but we call him Jimmy Dean because he's got a sausage down the front of his pants. Made that right. Mother, that's a television. Oh, didn't realize that though. That's what that was. I thought it was a new tie-con Toyota. So Kyle's like, nice to meet you. So they're like having some chit chat and everything. And Garcelle comes in, she, she steps away and comes back with a gift box and she's like, well, hope this goes over well. Reba, I bought you a little present just to say, you know, hi, whatever. And she goes,

Oh goodie, what is it? She's well, you've got to open it Reba. She goes, Oh, well I'd like to know what it is first. I don't just open things that random people tell me to open. You got to tell me what it is or am I going to have to electrocute it out of you, Jim? Kyle's like, I got you a gift too. Oh my God, I can't wait to see what your gift is, Kyle. I'm going to open it right away. Don't even tell me what it is. So, Garcelle's like, well, why would I tell you what the gift is? Ha ha. She goes, why are you laughing? What is it?

Is it a trick? Is it a snake in a box? Is it a lizard? I swear to God, I saw one of those on the patio the other day and I said, Satan, I told you to moisturize. I'm calling the police. So then Reba opens it up and there's like a scarf. And she's like, Oh,

a scarf. This is real nice, real nice. Northern top gift you'd give me right now. What am I going to do with this? Wipe up a stain? And Sutton's just embarrassed. She's like, I took the time. I went to Saks. I picked out a gift. I had it wrapped. I brought it on the commercial flight. Maybe I should have pulled a Kyle and brought nothing. Yeah, exactly. So she's like, well, maybe I could use this as a sarong. I don't know. So, whoa, you could do that. Whatever you want is yours now, bitch. Well, you could do that. Whatever you want is yours now, bitch.

Um, I've not been recording this whole time. I hope you're recording. Did you press record? Okay. I did. Jesus Lord Ron Paul. So if I sound shitty today or shittier than usual, that's why. It's just been rough of you dealing with this episode y'all. Excuse you. You always sound good on my with my recordings as well. Oh, but your audio comes through I capture your good audio

It's not like I it's not like I have an old cassette player in your house that I've got a live feed from I'll go read the back. I'm gonna doubt They go look at the backyard and it's enormous and gorgeous and then there's like a little servants quarters in the back Well, it's an enormous servants quarters. It's bigger than my house, but it's huge. And that's where Ms. Reba lives. And she's like, well, you know, after certain left hands, she needed some place to come back for her, you know, Christian and the children, especially Christian. So we decided I should live on the property as well. When she asked me, she said, Mama, I would just like to know where you are

at all times, so it's just easier to burn your house down if it's on the same property. And I said, and then she said something about a store, I don't know, she put some dresses in a shop that's about the size of my kitchen in the servants quarters and I'm supposed to be impressed. I don't even know. Anyway, where's this scarf from? Her shitty little boutique? Sorry, did I say the S word?

I'm sorry, is this a gender free scarf? Cause you know her mom's over five. And that's probably also one of the reasons she doesn't like Sutton's store. It was because Sutton has a lot of non-gender, what do you call that? Non-binary. Yes, non-binary, thank you, non-gendered clothing. But you know what I mean, non-binary clothing and stuff like that's kind of her niche, I think, right?

And so the moms are probably like, disgusting. So Garcelle tries again and she's like, Oh, well, Reba, I love your grandchildren. Very smart, very sweet kids. And she goes, they are smart. James is kind of weird. And they start cracking up and Garcelle just goes, well, I got a weird one too. And she goes, yeah, I know, I've seen him. Wow. Wow. Well, then if you've seen him, then you know that Garcelle is a great friend to your daughter. So you should really be nicer to Garcelle.

Yeah, you fucking evil old lady. God, the only thing this house is missing is a pool to drown your ass in. It's the first haunted house where the ghosts are scared of the humans. So Sutton is like, well, now mom, now why would you call James weird? He's like the cool one. He's like cool in school. Sutton is like, well now mom, now why would you call James weird? He's like the cool one He's like cool in school Sutton is so upset like she finally raised a cool child

And the grandma's undermining him The first one that hasn't been bullied and of course, he's gonna be bullied anyway by Reba and Kyle's like well I mean, I feel like I'm supposed to say I have a weird one too because like everyone else does I mean I'm not going to but I mean I I feel like I'm supposed to say I have a weird one too because like everyone else does. I mean, I'm not going to, but I mean, I guess I'm here's me, Kyle. Everybody's completely normal and popular. Just say Kim's your daughter. You'll be fine. Um, the other thing is, I love that Kyle's even competitive about having weird kids. Like what the hell? They both have weird kids. Where's my weird kid? I don't have a weird kid.

Should I say, should I say I have a weird kid? So Sutton's like, I mean she called James weird and by the way James is a cool kid in school, by the way Well, then I said I have one too and she goes, oh, I know. Well, how does she know? Well Reba. Reba's been stalking you on the gram, Carousel Which is surprising you think she'd stalk me because I was actually in the Halloween part of the franchise kind of Well, the only reason she signed up for that was because she thought it was something called Instagram, and it would be a bunch of other grannies. But fortunately, all she does is post on people's feeds. Your grandchildren are weird. So now over in Beverly Hills, Kathy is having a Capri dinner. Oh my God.

You should have seen the face you're frozen in. You're like. That's not right. All right, let's go over to Kathy's Capri dinner. We see a table set with lots of glassware and flatware. Lemons everywhere. Yeah, this is very, just went to Italy for the first time. I went to Italy, so I have lemons everywhere.

Ha, ha, I went to Italy, ha. Yeah, so Cathy's, Carol, who's Cathy's brand manager, also known as Lady Butler, is setting up dinner, and they're figuring out where the caviar needs to go, et cetera, so Cathy comes down the stairs, and she goes, tonight is inspired cab here needs to go, et cetera, so Cathy comes down the stairs and she goes, tonight is inspired by my trip to Capri. I love pasta, I love lemons,

I love being on an island where you can be at a top point and look at poor people down below. And there are just a lot of factors when it comes to throwing a dinner party. You know, have to set up everything, have to do everything just right, spot on, it's a lot of work. Now I don't have to do any of it, I just walk around.

But you know, it's fun to see other people doing it. You've got Carol over there like, got it, I need the Wicker photos. Hurry, Miami, god damn it. And she's wearing her uniform, which is just a flowery dress with a sweater put over it. And I like to think it's like a waiter's uniform for Carol where she just dresses like this for work.

And you know, that sweater's all nasty and musty and smells like cigarettes. She don't give a shit. She has to wear it every time this old bag has a Capri dinner. Yeah. So Dorit shows up, and Boze shows up, and they all sort of gather, and Dorit's like,

oh, hello to my most favorite people in the whole entire world. And Boze is like, well, I have to put this down because I have to give you a full body hug, which is a type of hug that I invented. Now get ready for the Bose hug. You know what I'm saying. You're not touching my kneecaps, God damn it.

Put your kneecaps against mine. It's a full body hug. Kinkle to kinkle. Harder. Oh, I want one of those. Harder, please, harder. And Dorit's harder, please. And to reach like, darling.

And so they hug and then Erica comes and she's like, hello everybody. God, I don't know why girls, but I just feel good today. I feel good today. Yeah. Yeah. she's really excited. Hello everybody! So um, Kathy is like, well, um, I talked to Kyle, but you know, she's busy and I guess they left today, so I didn't go south.

Oh yeah, they went to Augusta. Oh, really Augusta? I didn't even know they went to Maine. You have the connection to the south, so I just want to know why weren't you invited Well, I know I'm from the South. I'm not 90 miles north. You want to talk about a horrible southern mother? I'd like to put those two in a fucking pit and watch them just go at it But I guess my chance will have to be another day bitch

But don't you want to be mad at Kyle? Don't you want to be mad at Kyle that you didn't say why shouldn't Erica come to this trip? You should be mad. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Fuck him. So then we cut to the ladies in, oh, and Kathy's also like, well, why am I not invited either?

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and I've been coming here since I was a little girl. It's family owned. I think it's three generations. Let's take a look at Penelope. Penelope, get your clothes up. Penelope's like, hi, I'm Penelope from Luigi's. But I hear there's like a more popular restaurant called Mario's just down the street. Well, that's fine, but some of us like Luigi's. So it's- Listen, if anyone can relate to a haunted castle, it's me. You've seen that old bag of bones?

Trying to suck you into a vacuum cleaner and spit you back out. Oh, yeah, dry bones. So Sutton is like, this is kind of what Augusta is. We all know each other. We all support each other. We all love each other. And then in the case of me, we ignore all the other people who know me.

So anywho, I just want to show Kyle and Garcelle what Augusta really is, an Italian restaurant in the middle of Georgia. So they order and then Sutton's like, well, I'll try the span of Copa. Y'all like that. They're like, what's that? Neither one of them have ever heard of span and Copa. But I, you know what, LA people, we need to do better because we're just embarrassing at this point. Like, come on. Like have they never been to a cocktail party? Spana Copa. Like,

I mean it's like one of the most standard past apps that get, that's out there next to like pigs in a blanket, even in fancy rep parties. Come on now. How does city let's get it? Yeah, come on now. So, and so anyway, uh, they are going to learn about schematic. And, um, Garth sells, I will, I don't know what it is, but we will try it. And also when Eric and I were getting to our IVs, I mentioned that we were coming to Augusta. Roll the flashback.

And two days earlier, spa day, Eric and Garcelle are talking. They have IVs on in their arms. Garcelle's like, well, you know, we're going to Augusta and Kyle's going by the way. Oh. Well, why wouldn't you bring this to the sisterhood? This is a sisterhood situation. Why is she just taking some people

and leaving other people out? And I love that they're all gonna pretend to be mad at this. It's very funny to me. And it's like, well, you know, Erica and I are pushed and pulled sometimes, and this is very emotional for me. And hence, I don't need to slut here for my mom to judge.

I'm enough, okay? I've given her enough fodder for one day. Yeah. So back in Bel Air, the other women have, are gathering around, having dinner, sitting around for dinner and they are choosing their wines. Carol's like, dinner's ready. If Mohammed didn't fuck it up, Mohammed got my fucking eye on you. So Cathy is like, well, I'm not a wines knob, but Italian wines, you know, even I am part Italian.

I found that out and Boz is like, are you? What part of Italy are you from? Northern, northern part of Italy. Yeah. Oh yeah. The part that's so north, that's actually Germany. Yeah. Oh really?

Did you use 23 and me or ancestry.com? Well, no, I was in Venice and then there was a lady and she knew everything and Also said that I am part Chinese from 3000 BC It's just a lady a lady in Venice told me just walking on the street And they're like, I'm sorry come again what Those just laughs and she's like girl, girl, no, just no. Hold, hold on one second. I'm getting a phone call from Garcelle. Hi Garcelle,

you're on speaker. No. All right. Bye. Well, happy year of the happy year of the bunny rabbit. Actually, I think it's year of the snake. I know. The Cathy wouldn't see it's like, I see what you you're the snake. I know. But Kathy wouldn't see. It's like, I see what you did there. Levels layered. I like Pummy Rabbits.

So she's like, oh, thank you for having us over. This is much better than Augusta. And then we cut to the other group of women who are also cheersing. And they're thanking Sutton for bringing them to this hellhole that serves things that nobody can pronounce. And so, Garcelle's like, so how are you feeling? You haven't cried yet? Are you waiting for the spanakopita? And she's like, wow, you know, the

reboot at all. You know, that's what's going on with me. She's my mother and I love her, but she's tough. She's a tough cookie, you know? And you know what you do with tough cookies? You put them in milk until they soften up. But I tried that with her. She almost drowned. Never softened. It's a sad day. You know, she drives around with one of those bumper stickers that says, stop elder abuse right now. I said, I was just trying to soften my cookie, mother. Just talk about something else. Cause like I eat healthy now, so I don't really understand. Um, so then we go to two hours or Garcels like, yeah,

she has a tough cookie and we go to two hours earlier, Reba opened up Garcels gift and Garcels saying, you know, I've heard so much about you. And she goes, yeah, I've heard much about you too. And she's like, oh good, I hope I'm going to see. Oh, oh, okay. Well, I've only met a glimpse of Reba, but seeing her, wow, one, I think she was tough on you, you know, because that's who she is. Let's face it, not that she was targeting you or anything like she was targeting me.

But I just think that that's her way. And sometimes I can see you being like that way. Oh my God, I can't believe she got away with this because Sutton just, Sutton's eyes turned into those lasers. Like she's like, should I scream at Garcelle? I need Nala. I need the Nala. I need someone to hide behind when I call my mom a bitch. So. Yes.

Save it. I mean, having just met Reba, I feel like there are a lot of similarities. Like they're both are, how should I say this? Tough. And we see a montage. Well, we just see Sutton going, name him. Like they're both are, how should I say this? Tough. And we see a montage, well, we just see something going, name them, name them, name them, name them. You know, no one wants to inch in and make amends

or say I'm sorry, but I hope they can figure out, figure it out when they're gone. And you know, you would do anything to have one more conversation, to see them one more time, to hug them one more time. to hug them one more time. You don't want to have regrets. Although with Reba, maybe we can let that slide. It's like I told Kyle when she got bangs, you don't want regrets, Kyle.

No, she didn't listen to me. Now look at her. She's still trying to outrun them. And Kyle's like, um, yeah, well, I remember when you opened your store, you had a conversation with your mom. Do you remember that? Roll the clip. Because I don't a conversation with your mom. She remembered that roll the clip. Cause I don't really remember. I don't remember anything. Roll the clip. So they do. And it's when she's like, mama, I've spent a lot of money.

I've spent a lot of time. All my heart is in this store. And it's important for me that you take it seriously and read beside. Okay. Shall we move on? Wow. All your heart and all your soul into this. Well, I knew you had a small heart and a small soul. Look at this shoe box. So then a sudden is like, it just has to just, it's just in that moment. Like, you know, I was so excited to have her in the store and I worked really hard to open up that store and to have my mother come in and not be supportive or overwhelmed with joy for me. I deserve better than that. I deserve better than that for my mother.

Okay. You know, do you deserve it? Yes, you can, but you can't change a clock. You know, I'm like it. You can't change a clock. So let me, you literally can change a clock. That was a bad, that was a bad one. Um, you can't make a baby not poop every time you're trying to change it, okay? That's just how babies are. Like, what are you gonna do? She's a very old baby. And also Sutton kind of answers her question

later in the episode when she says, really the only reason that she cares so much about Christian is because of the lifestyle and the money. And now she sees you spending all this money that you've got basically from being married to Christian. And I'm not saying you don't deserve that money, but in your mom's mind, she's thinking, oh, here she's taking all this money that Chris that you've got basically from being married to Christian and that's I'm not saying you don't deserve that money, but in your mom's mind she's thinking, Oh, here she's taking all this money that she could be using to make sure that I'm going to be okay. And she's, she's spending it all on this exorbitant

rent and you know, West Hollywood on the stupid store. Yeah. Yeah. I see that. So then Garcelle is like, well, what do you, in her way, what do you want her to do? She goes, well, I want her to respect me. Maybe that's what I'm looking for, respect. When Christian and I got divorced, her first question was, well, who's gonna pay for this? Who's gonna pay for everything?

Who's gonna pay for the car? Who's gonna pay for everything? And I said, mom, that's my question to ask, not yours. So Garcelle says, well, that's mom making sure you're gonna be okay. It's not necessarily negative, although we can all agree that Reba's pretty much a bitch, right, right everyone?

And she's like, and something's like, well, it was about her, it wasn't about me. Who's gonna pay for me? It was about who's gonna pay for her bills. And she says, yeah, she was so nervous, I wasn't gonna have enough money to help support her lifestyle. That was very clear.

I said, mama, you need five days, five dollars a week to get your damn hair done. Okay. You're wearing the same muumuu from 1937. Okay. It's not like it takes that much. I can handle it. Porter can handle it. For Christ's sake, could you just support the store? Mama, we all know you get your hair done at super cuts. Okay. It's one and away from what we all call you. So then Garcelle is like, well, do you feel like she's seen you? Like the difference between you being Christian's wife, the homemaker, the mother, to now being a businesswoman on your own? Like, do you just want her to acknowledge and say, I see what you're doing and I'm proud of you? Because guess what? Guess what she's going to say? No.

No. Because guess what? Guess what she's gonna say? No No Well, I think watching my mother for years give Christian so much praise. Meanwhile, I'm raising these three beautiful children. There's no setting good for you So then we see the picture of the kids and she's like, you know, I just want acknowledgement for my mom Which I you know, you know I feel for her on that one and Garcels like well, I would love to have a conversation with Reba. And Kyle's like, what would you say to Reba? And they haven't even shown Kyle on the scene. Have you noticed?

When they cut to Kyle, oh, Kyle's there. I'd love it. Because Kyle is completely a curious about anyone else. So the fact that they're talking about Sutton's issues with her mom, Kyle's just like doing selfies on the side. But they're also not really talking to Kyle, they're just talking to each other.

It's like someone made that ring, Kyle. And Garcel says, "'Well, pretty much that I've gotten to know you very well and that you've shared things with me and maybe see how we can bridge the gap a little bit here.'" And Kyle's like, "'I appreciate her optimism, but getting in the middle of a relationship

that is so complex, not that I've asked everybody to get in the middle of me and my sister's relationships for decades now, but still like, that's presumptuous. And she does that thing with her head, Mike. Yeah, she's like, um, yeah, she does do that. She loves doing that. Can you give me a heads up before this happens? Cause I want to get it on the gram.

And son's like, yeah, before she takes the scarf and wings and rings your neck. So now we go back to Kathy's house and they're now receiving some lemon pasta. And Kathy is requesting fresh sage. And Bo's like, I have a question for you, Kathy. Did you know that I invented sage? It's true.

Also, I have been trying to get to know all the ladies and you know, I'm trying to get to know your sister really well. And I assume she's probably open and friendly and welcoming to some people, but I haven't found that. I found her to be cold. And I was like, I love, I love that. Thank you for having me over.

Here's a question I've had for you. Your sister's a real bitch. What about that? What's the deal with your sister? Oh my gosh. She's like, I think that Kyle has been called me because I immediately connected with Dorit. And I mean, they have been having issues or it kind of makes sense, but it's also a very elementary school. It's really, really petty and not in the fun way. Well, I don't even know what's going on in Quill's life. Does she open up a lot about

what's going on to you, Kitty? Does she? Well, I don't know. I don't even know what's going on in Quill's life. Does he open up a lot about what's going on to you, Kippie? Does he? Well, I don't know. I don't really listen too much when she's on the phone I see Kyle's calling and I just start looking for that baby spoon that I lost about 13 years ago. I swear Carol stole it But anyway, you know I just try and be careful not to bother her because she's Kyle and when she's going through something in life and she's She's being traumatized, you know, not only did Mauricio leave her or she's Kyle and when she's going through something in life and she's just being traumatized, you know, not only did Mauricio leave her or she left Mauricio, I'm not really sure, but Jamie Lee Curtis isn't returning her calls, ladies. Not returning her calls.

So. Pete Slauson So, you tread lightly now and Kathy's like, oh, I'm comfortable and, you know, in love and she's, you know, she has a Capricorn, so if you needed something, she would be here and it is kind of funny, I'm comfortable and in love and she has a Capricorn, so if you needed something, she would be here. And it is kind of funny that I'm having a Capri party and I am serving corn and I didn't invite Kyle. Well, oh well. Kyle is Kyle. And let me tell you, we have half different parents. And Kyle doesn't have any Chinese heritage, I learned in Venice, so don't expect any sage wisdom from her.

Okay. I think there's nothing that'll become of speaking of, where is the sage, Muhammad? God damn it, I'm really fucking this up. So Dorit is like, well, Kathy and Rick Hilton, look at these beautiful monogrammed napkins. So beautiful. How long before Kyle gets some of her own? By the way, my life is pretty shitty right now and when PK and I separated he

was my friend. Well yeah, of course, because you get him the Pringles. Yes, exactly. Who couldn't help but love PJ? So at which point... This scene was so good. This was such a good episode, really. I loved this episode. I was laughing so much. And Dorit just stares at her and Eric is like, his name is PK. She goes, well, PK, PJ, old pasty white guy. No one wants to see him in a swimsuit. You know what I meant. So the producer's like, Kathy, you were one of the very few long married couples. What do you attribute to your longevity? And he goes, well, she goes, well, you were one of the very few long married couples. What do you attribute to your longevity?"

And he goes, well, she goes, well, we started out very young. We grew up together. We enjoyed the same things. And we just both like being rich together. And we don't have to be out at dinner with couples every single moment. We enjoy just being together and we're not that bit idiots like Kyle and whoever she's with. Yeah.

So, Dorit's like, well, when Piki and I decided to see Peratta, we decided to take some time apart. We were going to work on recentments and issues that we have that have built up. But I was very protective of my husband. And it's because I didn't want anything and anyone to think badly of P.K. And so we see flashbacks of Garcelle being like, well, I heard about Pee-kis, D-Y. She goes, alleged, D-Y, alleged.

He never blew, he didn't blow. And then when he went to the prison, he blew and he was under the legal limit. Well, why wouldn't you? You've chosen to have two children with him, so we understand that. Yeah, and I think that PJ is a very good father, am I correct? Wrong! Oh, and both as well. You know, there are times that I think PK is the greatest father in the world, but is he the most hands-on father?

It depends. If you're a marshmallow, yes. If you're a child, no. The only time I got him to even hold the children was when I said that their names were baked in potato. Very, very sad. He disappears. He's gone for weeks and weeks without even cooling the kids. This guy's such a piece of shit. Like seriously, and even to ask like, Oh, he's a good father, right? No, he's not a good father. He's not even there. He doesn't even try to be there. And he doesn't even have any reason. He's just being a fucking asshole. You know? He's with one, he'll leave another, and now he'll go find some youngin to get with and have another family with them

and then leave their asses too. This guy's a piece of shit. And guess what? He's never gonna have money either. He's gonna keep pissing that away too. This guy sucks. I've protected him at all costs and no matter what. And I don't think he realizes it. It's like, gee, do you even see what I'm doing aware of you too. This guy sucks. I've protected him at all costs and no matter what. And I don't think he realizes it.

It's like, gee, do you even see what I'm doing for you? And so Cathy goes, well, how old is he? 56. Oh, wow. When I first met PJ, I thought he was 56 and I've known him a long time. Wow, he is not aged well. And Boz just goes, that was some shade. And Bo's just starts laughing in the

corner. It was funny. And she's like, well, you know, I mean, the more I get to know him and then he lost weight. I mean, I feel terrible, but oh, and that should have been the first sign by the way, the first time when PK started to lose weight, that means they're back out there. He's back out there Yeah, we know it when your husband know it all the sudden just starts going to the gym No reason just watch out Jim and getting himself in shape You better start putting the Apple I friends on his ass find my friends or whatever. They'll put an air tag You find my Fritos. Yeah, so booze is like or whatever the hell, put an air tag. You know?

Find my Fritos. So Boz is like... I keep losing air tags, babe. Could you keep putting them in shapes, PK? Do you remember when you followed one all the way down the sewer line? But I didn't think he'd be doing what he's doing now. Well, what is he doing?

I am the girl that wants to know. He just wrote this really angry, horrible note. He says, you know, it's just about finances and I'm going to stop paying for this and you're going to be liable for that. Things like that. So he wrote her the seven page email saying that in a month or two, she's responsible for the mortgage and all the expenses associated with the house, which is crazy. And they don't even own that house. It's owned by like a partnership LLC, you know, with a bunch of different partners. Like all of their homes have been,

but he's expecting her to pay the entire mortgage on this. I mean, this guy's just such a piece of shit. So Erica's like, get a fucking lawyer. And she's like, well, there was also threats of custody. Are you sure it didn't say custody? Because he doesn't want custody. Stop it. It's true.

He does not want custody of those children. He doesn't see them now. Custody. He's probably saying custody just to scare you into giving him whatever he wants because he doesn't want those kids. And she's like, and saying that he'll be proceeding with the divorce if she doesn't bend to his will. And she's like, he's not a man I recognize at all. I mean, I used to

look at a blob of burrata cheese and say, pique! Now I look at that cheese and I say, who are you, cheese? Who are you? Well, this is what happens when people get a divorce, the email and the comment about being good father, the gloves are off. Everybody is in their absolute worst. And that's what's coming out. I've not seen one woman have a peaceful divorce unless the guy died. Which I was like, are we, are we setting up a movie where we kill PK?

Is that what's happening here? So the various plan, this is like death. Yeah. I mean, if the, if he was lying in bed in the hospital, you'd think he was already dead. I mean, the guy has never had sunlight in his life. He can't have that long. No offense.

I mean, that's a dark thing to say, but I'm calling it now. So Erica's like, all right, can I ask you a question? You can hate me for it. If you want, what do I care? What are you holding on to? And she's like, uh, and Bo says, do you think he still wants to be married to you? No. Then what are you waiting for, Tweet?

Well, I'm the token idiot's wife, aren't I? Token idiot. No, you don't have to add wife to that. I mean, it works in many different applications. Okay. Uh, Bo's like, no, you're not, you're not a token idiot's wife. You're just, just a plain old straight up idiot. So, you know, no, you're not, you're not a token idiot wife. You're just, just plain old straight up idiot. So you know, what are you doing? You're just a lady with misaligned LVs on all of their bags. For some reason. What are you going to do? What are you doing is taking off the rose colored glasses off your face.

When are you going to do that? And she's like, rose colored glasses equals idiot. Cathy goes, well, what about contact lenses? Could you wear those instead? So she's like, well, here's what I just found out girls. There's law in California. Now we've been married nine and a half years and there's a law in America. Oh yeah, I know it. It's community property. So once you married for 10 years, you get half of everything. That's why I was trying to leave you before 10. God damn it. And when is 10 years and they're like six months and both, Oh hell no. Oh my God. No.

Now this is disgusting of PK. We all know it, but why are we still pretending that PK has money? PK does not have money. Okay. He has never had money. I don't know how PK has been doing it, but how much do you think Boy George make? How much do you think 10% of Boy George, Boy George's salary is? Listen, I just went to Costco,

got a super size bag of Fritos, it's a combo of Fritos, Cheetos, and Lay's. I'm not giving up half of that to Doreen, all right? I'm out of this divorce. I'm doing this right now out of this marriage before the 10 year mark. Those chips are all mine. Okay, Ben?

So Erica explains this to us. She's like, in California, when you hit the 10 year mark, you're considered a long-term marriage, which means half and half. And also spousal supports forever after 10 years. So one of you is going to be paying for the length of the person's life. So if you're going to jump ship, do it before 10 years. Now I wouldn't be surprised if PK tried to come after her for spousal support

and tried to get money, uh, show money from her. Yeah. It seems like she's the more successful one. Um, so Erica's like, I'll worry about you. I'm like, how does this woman even understand how to get through life? She can't even turn on a curing in the morning, but I really do. Okay. I cannot sit here and bullshit with you when I know what's going for you. I wouldn't be a good friend. You've begged for honesty and I'm going to give her the honesty.

You have to protect yourself. You have to go and hold on a second, second, the second price of poker has completely changed. This is not my partner. This is not my friend. This is not my, this is my adversary now. And let me tell you, that is a fucked place. And I have hair on my arms that's standing on end right now. And I want to pat my purse, but my hair is too prickly for me to even touch it

right now because they're standing on end. And they're telling her, don't wait, don't wait. You got to do this. You got to do this and She's like, but don't you think I have to be sure that I don't want to go back. Listen here. Don't know lingo He doesn't want you back Who doesn't want me back Okay But what does that mean? He doesn't want me to go back to the house. Is he doing a surprise tonight? No, he doesn't want me back. PK. But what does that mean? He doesn't want me to go back to the house?

Is he doing a surprise tonight? No, he doesn't want you back in the marriage. He doesn't want me, doesn't want to see my back in the marriage? Well, we can have sex in a different position. No, Jesus. But I know that he wants me back. Look, it's right here in the letter.

I want my baby back. Yeah, but after that it says ribs. No, the re no, the re let it go. You gotta get out. And I love that they ended it with the line get out when Garcelle is stuck at Reba's house. I was like, this episode is perfection. What a great episode. I think it's such a good idea to kind of take the season instead of reboot the whole thing,

they're just making people hang out with each other. Like how never would be with Garcelle and Sutton. I don't think that's ever happened before this season. And to just make them go alone, it's really leading to a much better season, I think. Good job, guys. Good job, good job. You're doing great work.

Thanks everyone for being here. It was a fun time. We'll be back in a little bit with some real uplifting, roany reunion recapping. So look forward to that. That's a fun one guys. Woohoo! Everybody get off the train! Yay! We'll talk to you next time.

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