Watch What Crappens - #2723 Southern Hospitality S03E06: A Graceless Debut

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your wellbeing, check out New Year New Mindset on the Wondry app. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. And joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious true big Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? I like it. Good. How are you doing today? Fantastic. We had such a wonderful weekend out in the mountain zone of the United States.

It was really so tremendous. Thanks to everyone who came out to Salt Lake city and to Denver. And of course, had such a wonderful weekend out in the mountain zone of the United States. It was really so tremendous. Thanks to everyone who came out to Salt Lake City and to Denver. And of course thanks to Angie K who joined us for our Salt Lake City recap. That was so fun. A dream come true. Um, how are you doing? Good. I'm a little under the weather. Um, I hugged some, I had someone with a flu or something, but Hey, at least it happened now when I'm not back home and I can curl up. So it's all good.

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So anywho, today we are talking about a very important show. I know the Superbowl was a very important show for the world yesterday, but an even more important show, Southern Hospitality, which continues just to be the best show ever. I think they're having a breakthrough season. I think there was an article, was it in Rolling Stone or was it in Vanity Fair? But like there was some ink that was spilled by some legacy media about this show saying how basically hospitality. Yeah.

It was just one of those articles that's like, Hey, you should be watching this show because it's picking up where Vanderpump rules left off. And it makes me really excited. I mean, this has really been a tremendous season and the two seasons that came before it were really good, but this season is just kind of out of control. Good, great cast. Everyone, um, is really entertaining. So, um, I'm, I'm hoping new people start watching the show because it's kind of the future of Bravo right now.

The future of Bravo. That's a big statement. Well, cause there are still people in their twenties, right? Like all our shows about 20 year olds, they're now all in their late thirties and forties and you know, it's, we need to think of things as like an apocalypse movie, you know, cause I've watched so many apocalypse TV shows where you always have to be prepared for the world to end and God knows looking around the past few years, it could happen at any moment.

These are the people leading you in the apocalypse. Think about that, okay? Wouldn't you need some canned corn? Or, you know, when people start like, just clubbing the old people and stealing their stuff, it's Maddie, okay? That's how I think of it. Elle, oh fucking Elle. So let's get into it.

I think there was something I wanted to bring up at the top of the show. I cannot remember it for the life of me. So let's dive into it, season three, episode six. Well I'm completely, I'm completely Dayquil stoned. the show. I cannot remember it for the life of me. So let's dive into it. Season three, episode six. I'm completely, I'm completely day-quel stoned. So good luck. Great. No, I'm down for it. If I didn't measure it in the tiny cup, I just swig it, you know? So I drank like three

swigs and then I looked at the cup and I was like, what the, what's that thing for? And I think it's to measure it. So I think I'm tripping. I can see why they stop you from buying that stuff. It trips you out. Pete Slauson Well, let us know if you have a come to Jesus moment like Grace Lilly because we want to be here for her. Jared Larson With Bob Marley. Pete Slauson Yeah. Jared Larson Bob Marley and Jesus! All right, so let's get into it. We see a sign of the

apocalypse, the Ravenel Bridge and Charleston, and Maddie's driving around talking on her phone like the world has ended and she doesn't give a fuck if she runs people over. She's just holding her phone, which is on speakerphone. But I like this cast because no one has carplay yet. It's like back to simpler times. Yeah. Yeah. They're just sticking a cassette into their stereo with like a wire coming out of it. So Matt is like, oh my God, like what the fuck? I lost sleep last night, like the whole cheating thing.

And then TJ's on the phone being like, I know. Because then we see a flashback of everyone talking about like the latest scandal about Will, which was Austin decided to come to the, Austin's been here this entire time and he's done nothing, but now all of a sudden he's inserted some rumor in where he, last episode he's like, yeah, I know a couple, a couple of people that go to law school with Will,

and I was told straight up that he hard cheated on Emily. Yeah, it was a hard cheat, and he fucked someone at a Emily. Yeah, it was a hard cheat. And he fucked someone at a party. Yeah, it was a hard cheating in the bathroom. Will fucks a lot of people in bathrooms. Yeah. It's a very gay lifestyle. Yeah, I know.

I mean, come on, bro. I mean, it kind of is. So he's been fucking at bathrooms at parties and stuff. And also we learned that Austin's kind of a dick in this episode, which I was sad. Cause you know, you can that Austin's kind of a dick in this episode, which I was sad because, you know, you can usually put any kind of personality on a silent person. And when they're kind of hot and lift logs, I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt and just give them a good personality. No, his sucks. And then when we hear why he sucks, it's even worse.

So we'll get to that later. But, you know, just stay, just stay tight in your chairs. Listen, Learn that this guy sucks. We should have known from the mustache. And if you're sitting there with some man who's like, hey, wait a minute, how dare you, I got a mustache. We're looking at you this way too, okay? If you don't wanna be looked at like a douche bag,

shave that shit. Cause you could tell, that's the sign of douche. Listen, you can lift logs, you can have a mustache, but you can't lift logs and have a mustache, okay? Like the writing was on the wall, the guy was a dick. Yeah, the writing was on the log. The writing's on the, yes. So we go back to Maddie's car, she's gossiping still,

and she's like, it's just like dark as fuck that people are like talking again around town about what he's doing behind her back. I'm like, people, it's you. You're the one who's actively talking behind his back, as you should be, by the way. Yeah. So then we see a flashback montage

of people talking about Will, and we see my favorite character, Siobhan. She's just like, I just heard that Will was saying that she's like boring. She's like anorexic. He hates her body. She smells. She's like a rolled up bo He hates her body. She smells. She's like a rolled up booger in the shape of a face,

but you can't really figure out what the face is. I hate her. I want Siobhan. Can we just follow Siobhan? I know, I really like Siobhan. Did she get invited? I don't think she made it to Vegas, right? She didn't get on the cast trip, huh?

No. Wow, that's rough. That's rough. So then justice for Siobhan and justice for Cloris Leachman too, who deserves to be on that trip. Cloris Leachman has put in some solid years on this show in the background and she needs to be on the cast trip at this point. Yeah, what the hell, that's age-shaming. I think you guys need to bring the rundown train too. I mean, that was the character in Starline Express, remember the rundown train? It was like, I'm a train that don't run very well anymore.

I don't. That's that lady, Cloris Leechman. They need to bring her on. I wanna know, yeah, well, let's fucking in the bathroom. Guess who had to clean that fucking bathroom? Me. Why did anybody feel it bad for me? Two concepts I guarantee are not present

at Republic Bar and Grill, Starlight and Express. I guarantee it takes a very long time to get a drink and there's no Starlight. So Mia, and for those who don't know who Cloris Leachman is, we just encourage you to go back and look at past episodes and you will see there is a Cloris Leachman in a blonde wig waitress at Republic who just sort of lingers in the sides of the show

and once you realize that she's there, you can never not see her and she's the best. Hey guys, time to do the show. And like, once you realize that she's there, you can never not see her and she's the best. Hey guys, I'm going to do the sign. It's going to spell shit backwards. I'm going to watch it back in my day. We knew how to do a sign with some class. They send it to stuff out there with a numbers that don't even, that don't even look straight. So, um, now we, uh, that we're still in flashbacks. It's just people talking about, well, so we come back, it's a lot of flashbacks.

Cause there's a lot of rumors. Cause and here just yesterday on the show, they, uh, they're talking about the rumors and Brad is like, he hooked up with some chick and then Austin goes, yeah, she said that he fucked her in a bathroom and the Matty goes, another bathroom, another bathroom. So yeah, that's kind he fucked her in a bathroom. And then Matty goes, another bathroom? Another bathroom? So yeah, that's kind of his thing, the bathroom.

Yeah, I mean, I get it. It's easy, it's quick, just be done with it. You don't have to clean the sheets. But it's disgusting guys, stop that. Other people are going in there. The bathroom is to go pee pee and to do coke. It's not for your spermatozoa, sir. So then we come back to the present

and Maddie is still talking to TJ and he's like, well, the first instinct is obviously like, tell everybody, but like, you know, this is all hearsay. So I don't really know what I do. I already told my vacuum. So whatever my vacuum does with it is up to her. Right. I mean, it's really important that we don't like, don't go

to either of them without facts, especially Emmy. Yeah, because I sent her a text last night and we see the text, which was basically, love you, miss you, just so you know, I'm always here for you, wanted to give you some space and also maybe a hot dog if you want, it will cost you $4. But like I said at work, I'd love to talk to you

at some point, like hand heart emoji Yeah, so mean there's a really hard felt Three hot Let's go out to the movies and have ourselves a snack and And we wrote back um before we have a conversation you need to talk to will one on one by the way I'm so happy. Thanks for asking Everything's great. Nothing is wrong. I'm so happy. Thanks for asking. Everything's great. Nothing is wrong.

I already made five charcuterie platters this morning. So then TJ is like, I just, I don't want to talk to Will, especially like right now. So TJ explains that he hasn't heard from Will at all since the lake house and that he has heard that Will is specifically upset at TJ. Oh, blame the gay guy. Listen, Bradley was just as culpable. Blame him too, you know? Yeah. So then back to the present, we're in Maddie's car and TJ's like, I'm upset that they're

mad, but I didn't do anything wrong this time. I don't think. Did I? God, maybe I did. I don't know. Should I just apologize? And she's like, yeah. Like, and he's like, all these people are involving myself,

but like what the fuck are we supposed to do? That girl has all our eggs in one basket and they're so expensive right now. Stop putting them in baskets. Yeah. I mean, like all these people are involving themselves in my relationship. Like when really it's like, no, your boyfriend made your relationship, everyone else's business. It keeps on talking about it to like strangers and like coworkers. But I do think that she puts the eggs in the basket, which as we already established is like so rude in these times in this economy. He like

kind of like knows exactly what to say and get out of certain situations. And like it just like kinda is just like what it's like to have I know what's kind of like to have like a man who only tells you what you want to hear like a kinda just like kind of gives me kinda like a heebie jeebies kinda. I want a man who just tells me what I want to hear. Like why is that such a terrible criticism? I'm sick of men telling me not what I want to hear, okay? Like here's the truth Ronnie, it's just not going to work. No, lie to me. I want, I want to lie. I want you're the hottest, you're the cutest, you're the bestest. That's all I wanna fucking hear from a man.

Okay, lie to me. What do I care? I don't need honesty in dating. This is why the escorting industry is a very legitimate enterprise. It's, you know, cause sometimes you just, you just don't, you just wanna hear, you know, it's like, we will pay you to tell us what we wanna hear.

And what's so wrong with that once in a while, you know? Not a damn thing. That's why I always pretend I'm married to my waiter, like whoever my waiter is for the day. They're like, can I help you? Yes, have a seat. My mom was mean to me when I was young. Oh, you were right.

That's all I need to hear. Bring me a side of butter. We're good. The waiter's like, I have to stop asking so many open-ended questions. There's a rise, There's been a rise in waiters asking very specific questions lately. It's like, how is your French toast?

I'm not dating. I like that that made it to the news. And now this just in, there has been some concern over avian flu. No waiters asking more specific questions. Okay, so Maddie's like, Emmy is trying to convince herself that her relationship is perfect

and I have to accept that Emmy wants us for herself and if she's happy, then like, kudos. So then we go back to Maddie's car and she's still driving recklessly and she goes, by the way, I just want to make it clear as motherfucking day to her that she's not alone and I want her to know that I care for her and support her and I'm here for her. And that's why I want to invite her to Vegas. The most...

I just... I am here for you forever. And to prove it, come to Vegas with me. So- Yeah, to prove I support your relationship, come to Vegas where no one cheats. Yeah, come to Sin City. But I think we have, before we say anything

about the cheating stuff, we have to have the facts. Yeah, except like now. Settle down Kathy Bates. This isn't Matlock, okay? There's enough circumstantial stuff that you can bring it to Matt, to Emmy. Yeah, but now she doesn't know that this latest rumor is on camera

and you guys are still bringing it on camera and talking shit. Now I don't think that they're in the wrong here, but yeah, what are you gonna do? Hire a PI, you know? Yeah. So upbeat music, here we go. I just need you to be mine, be mine. Tell me baby baby that you're mine. We're Brad's house and his brother's over.

And I like that our note taker Chandler says, the brother Sean is on the couch. Open concept layout, of course. Damn Chandler. Chandler's like, I'm over this open concept. Yeah, I'm at it. I'm saying something. Why doesn't Brad have rooms already? Okay. So Brad's asking his brother if he has any advice and, and Sean is like, learn to leave the table when you're up so you don't leave down. Oh God. Yeah, duh. Oh. You don't know what that means

when you're winning leave the table. Gambling, gambling. That's not how gambling works, okay. Here's why gambling sucks because you sit down and you win $10 and then all your friends start going, walk away Ronnie, walk away, you won $10. I don't want $10.

I want that pink fucking convertible Mercedes in the front that you have to win the, you know, the progressive for whatever you gotta get the three Betty boops or whatever. I'm not happy with $10. I want it all. You want more. You want more from this life. I was so confused by what Sean said

because I had not fully moved my brain over to Vegas mode. So I was thinking it was all about going to the, like going to dinner. So like learn to leave the table when you're up so you don't leave down. And I was like, I don't understand what is this supposed to mean? So now we're old fashioned gambling, baby. We then go over to Lake's crumbling apartment, um, with the roof that is literally sagging in and She's picking out her stuff and she's she's packing in front of her adorable gray cat

I feel like we haven't really spent enough time appreciating this super super cute cat I don't know if the cat has a name but like I would say this is There not a lot of cats on Bravo Bravo is definitely a dog network They always highlight the dogs, but this is probably my favorite cat since Captain Gizmo. But also I think it's the only cat since Captain, is it Captain Gizmo?

Is that Naomi's cat? Yeah. Or just Gizmo. Great cat. Great, great cat. I think this cat is probably named Shelter because that's where she got it. Lake's family is very on the nose.

So then she is packing and then we go to Mat Lake's family is very on the nose. So, um, then we, she is packing and then we go to Maddie's and they're packing for Vegas. And he's like, we got to pack for three nights, right? You pack everything. And it's like stressing me out, Joe. Geez, God, I'm trying to figure out a specific crop top here. And then she blows Joe's brain by opening up a suitcase and she has for storage purposes nested another suitcase within the suitcase. And he's like, Oh my God, this is crazy. This is like a Russian doll.

Jesus. You know, he probably spent like at least a solid three hours considering how like Maddie did that. How she got a suitcase in a suitcase, a suitcase in a suitcase. Then we go to Emmy's and she's packing and, um, well it's like, what do people even wear in Vegas? That's crazy. And she's like, I don't even want to go. I mean, it was going to be all the thing though. Like I love Maddie. She's teaching. So I'm so excited to support her. But if anyone says one thing about my happy life, I swear to God,

I swear to fucking God. Well, she's just like beating her face with her makeup. I also like that Maddie, Emmy who doesn't know what people wear to Vegas decides ultimately on a dress that's like blue, then copper, then blue, then copper, but each color area is like a landscape. It's like sky and then canyon and then sky and then canyon. It was just not a triumph, I have to say. This is not a triumph. So, Emmy tells us,

I'm still like so pissed with everyone for what happened at the lake house. And then we get to see for like the 10th time a shot of this interaction where they basically like uh he's like we've heard this stuff about wilson and she's like he is not cheating relax relax do not get aggravated i am leaving do not follow me well some of you can follow me if you don't follow me i'm gonna be pissed I follow me. And then the mascara on her cheeks. I'm going to leave right now. It's time for a commercial.

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Always been there for me. Except for last year when you weren't there for her because you were coming after her boyfriend for being a low life cheat and you were correct and she's correct too. So what are you going to do? I just can't imagine fighting this hard over Will. When there's a Will, there's a way. So to fight over him. So, I mean, Will's like, well, should I bring a suit?

And I was like, no, I'm so happy you could go. Otherwise I might not be able to survive this trip. So then we go to Will saying, my main motivator in going to Vegas is to make sure that Emmy has like a real friend there and someone that has her back. And also maybe when she's passed out, I can, you know, find someone on the casino floor. One thing that I've heard about Las Vegas is they've got great bathrooms.

So can't wait to try them. They actually do. By the way, they do. I'll tell you one thing. You know, if the moment if the moment strikes the Bellagio, those bathrooms at the Bellagio on the casino floor, they just, it's perfect. It's perfect everyone. Have you set stuff on the Bellagio bathroom?

No, but I've taken a dump there and I'm trying to say it's really lovely. I was trying to be discreet about it Ronnie, but you forced my hand. We're talking about fucking in bathrooms. And of course you bring your own personal idaho into it, which is pooping Yeah, well, of course Well, i'm trying to provide public service announcement Which is that they have the most soft they have the softest most lovely tissue paper that i've ever encountered in my life Wow, that's a free endorsement So we go back to emmy's apartment and uh, he puts on one of her sun hats.

He's like, aren't I wacky of wearing a sun hat? She goes, Oh my God, well take it off. Take it off. Well, take it off right now. What the hell? Why does she get so scared of the sun hat? Cause the rumor is that Will fucked a girl in a sun hat. I just made that up. Maybe so. I didn't understand why she got so mad about the sun hat. I just made that up. So. Maybe, I didn't understand why she got so mad about the sun hat. She really lost her mind.

I think because she's just so on the edge. Like she's just holding on, she's white knuckling her ability to hold on to this image that everything is fine. That like the idea that he might want to wear a sun hat, which would be like frowned upon by his like circle of lawyer friends. She just can't even deal with that. Um, so now everyone's leaving Charleston and they're

flying and run the airplane and, and all the gang is there and they're happy and they land and they're like, they're just having the best time. They're taking photos in the, um, in the airport at like one of those things. That's like what goes on in Vegas days in Vegas and Michael's Michaels is of course very serious. And he's like, although I'm really upset with Emmy, that's work stuff, but we're in Vegas now. And the last thing I want to be thinking about is her right up. Instead, I want to be thinking about what sort of coffee is TJ is going to ambush me with. I just am not ready for it yet, not ready. And then we get to see my favorite flashback, which is, sorry, but no call, no show, a ride out.

Sorry, sick. No call, no show. Ugh, as long as Will doesn't wear sign hats, as long as Will doesn't wear sign hats. So then we go to baggage claim and it's like, where's my 60 pound bag? Where is it? And they're like, haha, it's probably 170. So then we goof around the airport and they kind of avoid talking about the will cheating

rumors to Emmy, you know, and it's really hard. They're like, Oh my God, look, they have a Cinnabon cheated on Emmy here. I love that place. It smells so good. So they're getting into their cars. And so one, the first one car has Austin, Brad Lake and Molly. And Austin is like, wow, how the fuck did I end up in a situation ship two days before Vegas? And like no one, I don't think really cares, but Lake is like, hum, you said that you

had a girlfriend and that's like not a situation ship. That's a relationship Does it mirrors lake always seem like she is stoned out of her head every time she talks? Yeah, like kind of goes between personalities. I'm not really sure which one is is The real one yet, but I mean I'll kind of enjoy all of them. I'm really into late Yeah, I feel like the first two episodes they they didn't really give us, that Lake was just there and we didn't understand. But then once they finally decided to like make Lake a proper character, no, I really, I think she's a great addition.

You like her cats you're in. Just say it. Just say it. Give me a cat. I'm sold. I'm an easy sell. That's the way to my heart. Just a cat. Just a cat. So Austin's like, I rekindled my relationship with my ex a couple of days ago. We dated for six months. We broke up on New Year's Eve, 2023, but I never stopped thinking about her. Every time I pick up a log, I think, God, I miss you. And our recent rekindling, no pun intended, because I'm a log person. There's been some beautiful unspoken mutual energy.

And then we get the screen going like, Oh, it's a hippie. Booty booty booty booty booty. He's like, yeah, it's trans dimensional, just other worldly kind of love. You dumped her on new years. Fuck off. Piece of shit. Yeah. This, this is also how you know he's a huge Dick because he's talking about like trans dimensional unspoken love. That's just the sort of faux deep insight that assholes have when they try to make themselves

seem like they have more substance than they actually do. So- Let me tell you, people who say things like, we have a trans-dimensional kind of love, they don't wear deodorant. I'm telling you that right now. No, and they also only have one dimension. They have a trans-dimension relationship because they only have one dimension. They have a trans dimension relationship

because they only have one dimension. So it's really easy to be trans across it, right? Like there's no other dimensions that need to be crossed. You're just on the one. So it's really easy to be trans dimensional. So Maddie, Joe, the other car is the rest, the cast. It's like the varsity cast members. And so Grace Lilly is back with us and she's like,

I'm gonna get a good night's sleep for sure cause I have a back to perform tomorrow. I'm on tour and I was up late partying with Bob Marley and Jesus in my dreams last night. Hey. Just like, oh my God, holy shit. Maddie Weas is on the side of the Duke building. Everybody look, it's Maddie Weas.

And then we see Maddie's picture up there and she's like, it's me, Maddie Weas on top of the Duke building. And everybody's like, it's Maddie Waze. And then we see Maddie's picture up there, and she's like, it's me, Maddie Waze, on top of the building. And it's really cool, but you know, it's one of those digital things they can kind of change in and out, which I'm not dissing her for, that's how they do things now.

But it's cool to see her, but I, it was cracking up, because this weekend, I saw Emmy posting pictures of her sick body in a bikini in front of that same building, and it was like a Verizon ad or something. I was like, did you seriously just wait for Maddie's picture to go away and now you're posting in front of a Verizon ad?

Come on, bro. I know. I was also just like, I was like cracking up at like how excited they were for Maddie. But then I also was realistically, I had to check myself because we actually, we are doing our first ever

Vegas show in May. And I just know that the moment I see just like the smallest image of us on some LCD screen off the strip on the side of the road, I'll be like, Ronnie, stop the car. I'm taking a photo. I was gonna say, I don't think they do that off strip. Sorry, better luck booking next time.

Maybe we can just pay them, like people who get engaged. You know, we can just be like, put our faces up there. I wanna be on the side of the Zook. We wanna, okay, guess what? We're gonna move our venue to the Zook building, everyone. We should. Ben and Ronnie play the Zook. Zook, we'll play catzoo.

This is the best day bar I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, we should do the Zook. Oh my God, Zook the Zook. Zook, we'll play Gatsuz. This is the best day bar I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, we should do Zook. Oh my God, Zook, Zook. What is Zook, by the way? It's Zook, a musical movement. It's like the Italian brother of Zeus. It's like the Italian little brother of Zeus, who never gets any attention.

It's just like the, it's like the royalty free version of like, Shoop. It's like the Sh free version of like shoot With the shoot that's like slightly different. It's like Zook Zooka Zook Zooka Zook Zooka Zooka Zooka Zook sounds close enough My girlfriend is on the side of a fucking building I don't even know whether to call my mom or my like I don't know where to call her mom or my mom first or Like that who taught me how to do that chicken parm Nana. I'm gonna call them. I don't know where to call her mom or my mom first or like that who taught me how to do that chicken parm Nana. I'm going to call them. I'm calling Nana first.

So then Maddie's like, Oh my God, I'm like, holy shit. Like the whole city can see my face. In other news, tourism has declined, has dropped 3% in Vegas for some strange reason. Oh God. It started bouncing itself against the Zook building. Oh my God. The spirit is crazy. The sphere has released a statement that says, Whoa,

you need to settle down there a little bit. So then, um, and the other car, Molly's like, Vegas has officially started. Ding dong, ding dong. I'm a wedding planner. And like, it's like, yeah, I'm ready to start some shit. Let's catch Will cheating. Shouldn't be too hard since apparently everyone catches them cheating all the time. Um, and Molly goes, girl, she goes, I'm just kidding.

She's like, no girl, I'm saying kidding. She's like, no, girl, I'm saying, I wanna go do that too. So now, Emmy is in the car, the varsity car, and her phone rings, and it's Will. And he's like, oh my God, there's standstill traffic. He may not be able to make it to Vegas, guys. Yeah, and everyone's like, oh, how convenient. Will's gonna have a whole weekend to bang his other girlfriend, you know, and just like, I mean, whether whether that means that someone tip them off to the rumor, do not like insane right now. What am I supposed to do without Will? I gotta do this.

High five. So they all go to check in. Emmy is like spiraling. She's telling the producer that Will missed his flight. She's like losing her mind. She's saying she's losing her mind because she doesn't want to be alone with the cast, But I think we all know she's losing her mind because she knows Will is planning to have an afternoon delight before he comes to Vegas. So then she's like, I just have social anxiety every time I'm left with this group on a trip. And meanwhile, the hotel receptionist, this pretty lady, she's just like making typical receptionist chatter of like, is this your first time here?

You know, and da, da, da, da, da, da. And Brad's like, hey, well well actually it's like my third. I've been around, but I don't know it all. He's like basically trying to flirt with her. And she's like, well, you can go to Dre's for fun. And he's like, Dre's, if I want to shake my ass. She's like, yeah. She's like, absolutely.

If you want to shake your ass, Dre's is the place. Wow, yeah. I was like, wow, you've really got game? I love when guys think that they have game because the person who's supposed to be nice to you at reception is nice to you. I know. Yeah, she's into me.

I'm like, yeah, they're basically just like very well put together go-go dancers, okay? They will sell you the fantasy. Oh my God, that was such a funny joke. Hope you enjoy your stay And let me tell you why they have tickets for places that they give you for free because those things suck Okay, so when they're like, oh, you know what? You should go see rich little he does 90 voices. You don't want to see that You know what? I mean? No offense rich little rich little is at home like wait a minute. I

say I say that rondo the guy Wait a minute. I say I say that Ronald What's the name of the guy? voice Who's the guy that's like the little dragon? You don't drag the little things like a little puppet dragon puppet It's like or like there's the guy who has the puppet name like madam or something. Oh Okay, that's like from Sesame Street.

I just remember Rich Little because I remember my parents coming back from Vegas and being like Ronnie, there's a guy named Rich Little. He does 80 voices. It's incredible. I've never seen anything like it. I mean, you think your community theater is good. Wait till you see Rich Little.

I was like, oh, shut up. Okay, so then- Is it Jeff Dunham or Jeff Durham? Ron Lucas and Scorch? I don't know. People know. If you ever get, if they ever give you a free ticket to a show, don't go. It's not good. Yeah, it's like topless Elaine Boozler doing like, hey, you know, how's my husband saying he doesn't drink the milk? Okay, now hold on a second. Now don't bring it now. If you're bringing Elaine Boosler into it, now I will go see her. I will see Elaine Boosler.

I will see my Paula Poundstone and I will see my Rita Rudner. I will protect them at all costs. Okay. All right. Well, Fritz, little it up. So then Brad is basically just trying to make Lake jealous. He's like, yeah, isn't she beautiful? I just flirted with her. And Lake's like, I'm sad. So then Molly's like, yeah, I knew you were flirting it up with your eyes. And he goes, yeah, she can have my children. How old is Brad? Also, I'd like to make the case that he's too old for Lake. I would like him to leave Lake alone, please. Just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

So Brad is, he's basically like, I'm in Vegas, I'm gonna have fun. Now, didn't you do this last year when they went, am I incorrect? Miami, yeah. When they went to Miami, he did the same thing where he was sort of like flirting with what's-her-face, Lucia, and then he like, then he flirted with another woman right in front of Lucia's face So this is kind of his he actually kind of has that like fucked up kind of nagging

Thing like this is very much like right out of the game, you know out of whatever the the pickup artist name guy was mystery so I'm just saying like we we're onto you, Brad. We see you. So Lake is basically like, no, you don't get to friend zone me, I friend zone you. Son. So then back to present, we're at the Luxor,

which is hilarious. That's where they are, the Luxor? I guess, I didn't think they were at the Luxor. I thought they'd be at the Zooke. Is the Zooke part of the Luxor? I guess. I didn't think they were at the Luxor. I thought they'd be at the Zooke. Is the Zooke part of the Luxor? Oh, is it? I thought they were Resorts World, which I don't even know what Resorts World is. I just thought that's where they were. I don't know. But was Circus Circus all booked up? Was the golden nugget packed for the weekend?

Yeah, the Luxor smells like diapers. That's what it smells like. Okay, so they're like, oh my God, our rooms are amazing, which literally nobody ever says at the Luxor. So it was nice to hear it. There is a first time for everything. And then Joe's like, this looks bigger than any apartment I have in Toronto. You think?

Well, because there's no leaks coming from the ceiling. There's no like army of ants crawling around the walls. I would say it is a little different. Yes. Yeah. And then TJ is like, oh my God, the pool looks like a penis. And it does. It looks like a big kind of twisty turning penis.

And so they're gossiping about Will conveniently missing his flight. And Michael's just like, oh my God, Emmy was like in the car going crazy. And then we flashed back to Emmy just like pulling that little piece of her hair, like I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine. She is like climbing Rapunzel's hair to save her and not getting anywhere, just constant tugging. So Molly is like climbing Rapunzel's hair to save her and not getting anywhere. Just constant tugging. Um, so Molly's like, you know, I'm not, I'm not Emmy's biggest fan and I'm still trying to really get our rivalry off the ground this season. I feel like no one's really paying attention to it, but I do feel for her. And then we cut to Brad and he's like, yeah, the whole rumor situation, this is gonna be interesting.

I don't believe that whole thing with Austin. And then we see Austin flashback to Austin telling his rumor to everyone. But then TJ says, well, I think he's afraid to share because whoever told him he doesn't want to get in trouble. And then TJ is saying he doesn't he doesn't say he's not saying he doesn't believe it, but he also feels like there's more to it. And so now TJ has a conspiracy. He says, so Austin just rekindled with his ex-girlfriend and Austin's ex-girlfriend's brother just graduated from the same law school that Will is going to. Oh, I love a gay tech-tive. You go. Yeah. He's like, wow. Yeah. He's connected to that girl. That girl's connected to this guy. They're all in law school. So he figures it out immediately.

And then, so the producer's like, so Austin, was it the girl you used to date that told you Will was cheating? And he's like, uh, that's a good question. I'm not really sure how to talk about this. It's like a trans-dimensional thing. Literally, he could have had the easiest swerve like no, just say no, just say no. Someone else.

He's like, Oh, so he TJ is like, I think that Austin heard these things from his ex girlfriend and does not want to repeat it that he heard it from her because he's afraid it will sabotage their newfound relationship. Um,found relationship. Which sounds about right. So then- So then Michaels is talking about how he sent Preston, his new love, a picture of the bathtub. And Preston's like, oh my God, girl,

I'm on my way over there, out me dee yad lah. And he's like, yeah, things are going amazing with Preston. He's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet. Wow, I'm surprised. I have to say, I really am surprised. So then Lake is asking how far like they've, how far they've gone. Like what have they gotten first base, second base or third base or whatever. And he's like, um, define the basis. And so she's like, trying to be like,

yeah, first base is kissing and second base is touching punani's and things like that. He's like, um, let's keep it at second. I have a question. Which base is providing an unexpected coffee? Is that like first? Uh, what base is almost shitting myself because someone gave me an unasked for coffee. I think that's like a home run, right? So yeah, gay bases are different. First base is kissing, second base is making out, third base is anal, the fourth base is learning the other person's theme.

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So then Emmy is FaceTiming with Will. And he's like, I'm on my flight. And she's like, oh my God, thank God, thank God. Cause I think we all thought Will was not gonna come to this trip. We thought he was gonna take the chance to have a free weekend to basically be unsupervised and get drunk and make out with girls. Yeah.

So then Maddie and Joe were talking about them and just like, oh, I mean, the whole will thing. Like, I don't have any proof that you see a lot of her, but like, I don't want to be like, let's have a fun weekend. Let's be best friends. We're like, I know she, you know, it's like, oh my God, you, so you're saying you want to hash it out. So you like, you can like not be uncomfortable anymore. He's like, yeah, I just want to know the truth. So yeah, that's what I want to do. She's like, okay, I don't, I don't really know what you're talking about right now. Go take more pictures of me on the zoo.

So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and then Brad comes into his room and she just like, oh my God, Brad, walk into the center of the room. I'm the only one in the room here with you. Oh wait. And then surprise Mia pops out from behind the curtain. And it's like, Oh my god, Mia's here. And she's basically like, yes, I'm back. I lost and now I can eat cheeseburgers again. Yeah. So they're all excited that Mia's there. And

TJ is like, I'm awesome. Super excited to see you. She's like, are you being sarcastic? Yeah. Because at the lake, he said, Mia, fuck that bitch. Because I don he he he he. She's like, are you being sarcastic? Yeah. Because at the lake, he said, Mia, fuck that bitch. Which I don't think he said. And Brad just goes, oh, I mean, along those lines kind of. And then we see the flashback, Austin saying, I think she's gross. Which isn't great, but it's not calling her,

it's not saying fuck that bitch, come on now. And she says, I know Austin solely from one dinner I had at the restaurant. He worked out on King Street and listen, I can be a bitch sometimes, but I was never a bitch to him ever. Like if I knew he was going to call me a bitch, I would have been a bitch to him. I mean, why waste it? So, um, then Mia is basically like, okay, I'm gonna get ready. So now everyone is slow motion going into the casino, walking past the cobwebs of the Luxor. And then they enter the Zuke nightclub because they're gonna do like a sound check.

And Matt is like, oh my God, this is the nicest day club I have ever played at. I'm like, the nicest, the previous nicest one was like the Papa John's on King Street. So like, stop acting like you've been playing at these really swanky places Yeah, and Brad's like hey grace Lily. Have you performed here and have you performed live before it's like, um, I mean I've been alive This is more than I can say for Bob Marley and he's still performance. They don't tell me what I can and can't do

Yeah, and they're like, so are you nervous before you give a live performance? And she's like, champagne helps me all the time. Obviously champagne and hula hooping. Ayahuasca too, we've ever done ayahuasca and then performed, it's just great. So Grace is like, now they're all at the restaurant and Grace is like, hey TJ, tell me what's going on

with the wieners. Which I feel like is this the first time that Grace has ever talked to TJ? I feel like they've never interacted before. So TJ is like, well, honestly, I've been so stressed out. I mean, hot dogs, it's really hard. I mean, there's like a bun, there's a hot dog, you have to put them together.

It's just been three weeks of stress. Yeah. It's like a tightrope. Yeah. Wieners can be confusing, but they always come through. Okay. So then he's like, yeah, next week I'm launching Sir Wieners. And before we left Vegas, I got done everything I potentially needed to get done. I got Wieners. And that's pretty much it. And I got buns. I'm still trying to figure out how to get the wieners and the buns, but like I think we're going to work.

It'll work out. I just have to just have to pray to God that we can meet the ratio. Hopefully it'll come to me. Hopefully it'll come to me. Meet the ratio. Meet the ratio. It's a really complicated dish. So Grace Lilly is like, oh, by the way, I'm a vegetarian pescetarian, so I can't have any hot dogs.

And he's like, no, that's a vegetarian dog. She's, oh, for me. Ronnie, question, as the resident, mainly vegetarian, but we'll dip into pescetarianism, what is the state of vegetarian hot dogs? What do you mean what's the state, are they good? I don't really like fake meat. I'm not a big fake meat person.

So I'll just eat the bone. Okay. I don't like fake meats. I think they're weird. Okay, cause I don't think I've ever had a vegetarian hot dog and I wanted to know like, I feel like probably there was a time where they were like really bad,

but I feel like vegan and vegetarian technology has really improved. And I just wanted to know if the hot dogs have followed suit. Well, it's improved in that they can make something just as creepy and processed as the regular food. And I just, I'm like, what's the point? I don't want to eat that. It still looks like a rubber. I mean, I have had one. I think I had one last 4th of July at my cousin's house and I just, it wasn't gross or anything, but I, I don't know.

I'm not that kind of person who's like, God, you know, they really miss wieners. Yeah. You know what the one place a wiener I'm always in it for the bread. So it's easy for me to be vegetarian. I'm really just in it for the bread and the potato. One of the craziest things is that there was a place here. I don't think it still exists, but it was at the farmer's market here in LA. And their whole thing was, they're like, we're gonna serve for our vegetarian hot dog,

we're gonna serve a carrot and season it like a hot dog. And they were so proud of it. Oh yeah, I've had that. Did it taste like a hot dog? I do that sometimes. Yeah, you basically roast the carrot and you use Worcestershire and stuff like that. No, I mean, it tastes like a carrot and a hot dog.

Because to me I'm like, that just feels condescending. Like, well, we know you don't eat meat, so we're gonna give you a carrot and tell you it's a hot dog. It's like, am I an idiot? It's a carrot. Yeah. But you put all the toppings in a bun

and they're still just as good, I think. So Annie Husell, we go to Emmy and she's like, I knew me was gonna to come because her, that bitch's location was turned off for the first time in three years. I love that you're more on her location than your wills. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

Like, why do we even know that her location was turned off? So Maddie's like, okay, tell us what happened. What happened with your beauty competition, whatever. And Grace Lilly's like, okay, tell us what happened. Uh, what happened with your, your beauty competition, whatever. And grace, the least like, did you win Mia? And she's like, no, I would not be here if I won back to reality show TV for me. So, um, then Austin's doing that thing where he's just giving like uncomfortable looks like, Oh great. Mia's here and like, you want to talk about it? And so Mia's like, oh my God,

you partied at a lake house? Of course Lake has a lake house. So by the way, Austin, I heard you called me a bitch at the lake house. And he's like, uh, do I say that exactly? And Mia's like, well, okay, well before we, before we even do shots, I just want to get to the bottom of this. I just want to know where you're coming from about that. He's like, did I say that? She goes, yeah, well, that's what they all said. And DJ is like smirking, like, it was me. I said, I said that you said that. He's like, I don't really remember saying that.

So then the producers basically confront TJ and they're like, um, were those the words? Because he actually said, I think she's really gross. Not that she's a bitch. Yeah. And then TJ just laughs. He's like, same thing though, right? No, it is not the same thing. So Molly's like, TJ is messy, but generally Mia doesn't need any help getting riled up. Let's watch her go. So Mia's like calling me a bitch is kind of crazy. Like if I didn't even know, like, am I called her a bit? That would be crazy. And like, it's like, geez, what I do. And And Lake's like, geez, what'd I do?

And Emmy's like, that's what I love about Mia. She'll say it straight, she won't go behind your back. Well, she might, but she'll say it right to your face. I'm like, well, you didn't seem to like it last year when she said, right to your face about Will and then you basically stopped being friends with her for the rest of the season. She was like, I like her because she's the only person

I have on my side right now and surely she's not talking about my boyfriend cheating on me. So, let's see. I like her because she's the only person I have on my side right now and surely she's not talking about my boyfriend cheating on me So Yeah, let's see so Basically, so Austin starts talking about how they were all out on King Street and seemed like it was fun and she was like Yeah, it was fun. So I don't understand and I don't know I could keep talking if you'd like you Austin Gross, how did you go from being a nothing burger on this show to being gross in two seconds?

Chill bro. And she's like, what do you mean? And he's like, I just feel like you cut me off right now. And like, Oh my god. Oh, he's like something we just go ahead. I was gonna say something we could only dream of for his mustache. Yeah. And he's like, I remember like, you and I had been on on King Street, you seemed fun, but then I ran into you at Last Saint and I feel like I got weird vibes. She goes, what does that mean? And so in his confessional, he's saying that he went up to this group of girls and picked Mia out to get her number and Mia says she wrote her number on the bill, but then he's like, and then

I didn't wait, what is this whole thing? So he thought it was a group of really pretty girls. Mia put his her number down on the thing and then he didn't call Mia. Because I didn't you say like, oh, like she was the like, she's you know, like there was a bunch of not attracted to her. Like he was, he wasn't that attracted to her. Like he wasn't that attracted to her, but that she wrote the number down. And then he just sent her a text and it was like, whatever. But then the next week, Mia came into his bar with another guy and was like, I don't need you.

I'm with this guy. And then like pointed at whoever she was with at that time. And so he was just like, chill. So based off of that stupid, probably drunken interaction, he's like, she's gross. Yeah. So she's gross because she liked him and he wasn't interested. Basically. Yeah. And then she kind of insulted his masculinity, you know, by saying like, actually I don't need you, which is like the biggest offensive most offensive thing you could say to someone

with a mustache who chops and lifts wood, right? Because they're wrapped up in their masculinity in obnoxious and toxic ways. No, he's gross. So he's like, I don't ever, I don't think I would ever refer to a woman using those words, but if I did, I apologize. And she's like, okay, thanks, I guess.

So they decide to go to bed early, but Brad, Mia, Grace, Emmy, Lake, Austin, Molly, a bunch of them, why am I reading all that? So Lake is flirting with some guy named Jake who is the biggest cheese ball. I can't believe this is the one she picked, but she's like, well, I wanna make him jealous. I wanna make Brad jealous and this one's ready and able.

So let's do it. Yeah. So she's flirting with him. And then Maddie is like back in the, back in the suite, Maddie's like, do you think I should work on my set? Like I'm super nervous. Like, what if I go to press play and I hit pause by accident? Like it could happen, Joe, it could happen. He's like, hold on, let me show you how to press the play button. Doesn't stop that Joe, you really fucked up Joe. So Lake brings Jake back to her room and we hear like kissing through the door.

We are led to believe that they did the deed. So then the next day, everyone's wake up and Joe's like. Also, just point of reference, Will also returns at this time and he immediately gets this time and he immediately gets into bed and he's like, I don't want to, he doesn't want to like do anything with me. Yeah, just take his dirty probably. So then the next morning,

Maddie and Joe wake up and he's like, Oh my God, who's my Super Bowl? I'm so excited. Like I don't want anything to go wrong today because it's going to be the perfect day. The Zuke has never seen anything like Maddie. So Maddie of course, Maddie is waking up the way you'd expect Maddie to wake up, which is like, Joe, Joe, give me some water. This draw this Vegas air Joe. It's as appetizing as you could imagine.

So we got a lake Lake Michael's and Molly's and she's talking about how she brought Jake back, but they didn't do any funny business. At least it wasn't caught on camera. Tea. So then with me, TJ and Brad, she's asking for the tea. And he's like, so TJ's like, did you wake up thinking about Austin?

That was like so mean. She's like, no, why would I think of him? He's like, well, did you wake up thinking about Austin? That was like so mean. She's like, no, why would I think of him? He's like, well, Austin's girlfriend's brother just graduated from, Will goes to school and Will's been like fooling around up there. And that's how everybody found out. It was through Austin telling him, it's gonna be fine. And Mia was like, Will could actually put his penis

into someone else's vagina in front of Emmy and she would still make up excuses for him. Oh my God, that's so funny. And you're holding a banana too. So just as like totally priceless. Um, so then, uh, then everyone's like doing their makeup and waking up and like, where's Grace Lilly? Like she's no one's heard from her yet. And then people start to kind of saunter into the presidential suite where a whole breakfast buffet is set up. So they all come in and Will is there and no one's seen Will yet. Cause he came in in the middle of the night and they just all And then he's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Oh my God. Hey, Pookie, you made it. Make any friends on the plane bathroom?

Ha ha ha ha ha. So then now everybody is getting a buffet. So not a whole lot's happening in this episode, not gonna lie. But then they're waiting for Grace Lilly because the set's coming up and Grace Lilly is still in bed snoring. Dun dun dun.

Yes. I mean, I honestly can't believe, but you said that not a lot is happening this episode when they had a whole discussion about how fresh the fruit is at the buffet and where do they get this fresh fruit? So it's just, they're all sitting around. It's very awkward, you know? And they're waiting for Grace Lily, et cetera.

And they're still talking about the fruit. They do a lot of talk. They are really like going to the fruit to avoid having to talk to Will about anything. And really all they have is Will, right? All they have is this Will storyline, but no one wants to bring it up because like that's all they have.

And they just did this last week. So Molly's like, yeah, it's awkward because we know these rumors and he just cheated on his girlfriend and now he's over here enjoying sausage links and honeydew, which is delicious honeydew by the way. Where did they get it? I don't know.

Honestly, the Zook is sourcing some amazing produce right now. And then they make some, they kind of rag on Austin because he's like, that's what you got to buy organic guys. And then they're like, oh my God, Austin and his raw milk. And then Mia's saying how milk doesn't seem right to her. And so then Emmy goes, oh my God, I tried my sister's breast milk and it's very good. And they're like, she goes, yeah, it's very like vanilla almond milk.

And everyone's just like, that's some white people shit. Like that's crazy. Maybe her sister just gave her some vanilla almond milk and was like, yeah, it's my breast milk. It's my breast milk. So yeah, so Emmy is definitely unraveling. Yeah, and then now they go up to- Maddie is so excited because she gets to meet

her main DJ Esto And she's like I can't wait to get on the stage and be myself and grace should be here for soundcheck I mean this more for her than for me like i'm just a hype person I have to crowd up and like you know what as far as live performance that's all her So like if something goes wrong today, it could jeopardize my relationship But then they show her rehearsing with the guy and it's all tracked anyway, so who cares? She's jeopardized my relationship. But then they show her rehearsing with the guy and it's all tracked anyway, so who cares?

Yeah. You know what? I can never be more myself when I press play on one thing and then play on another thing and crossfade them. That's just like me being me in that moment. So then they're freaking out that Grace Lilly's not here. We keep getting shots of Grace Lilly in bed snoring. Where's Grace? Where's Grace? Where's Grace? Where's Grace?

And everyone's getting ready. Everyone's like putting on Tanner and things like that, or bronzer or whatever. And everyone, you know, everyone's getting ready to come down to this whole thing. And Emmy is like talking to Will in the presidential suite and she's like, should I put on this one? Should I put on this one? And he doesn't care what sort of bathing suit she puts on. Like, I mean, this guy is so obviously cheating on her. Like it's, it's very sad to watch. Yeah. So then Mia, TJ and Brad are talking and they're making their beds and stuff. And TJ's like, I'm actually shocked that Emmy's like even still talking to us. I mean, that's nice, but it feels unresolved. It's infuriating to hear the Emmys talking shit about me to Will. I mean, that's nice, but it feels unresolved. It's infuriating to hear the Emmys talking shit

about me to Will. I mean, how is this my fault when Will is sticking his wiener in random girls? Dun, dun, dun. And that was a cross promotion for my new business. Serena. So then Will is like, well, I think I'm ready. What about you?

So he just puts on some sunglasses and she's like putting makeup on really hard on her face like Like I'm happy. I'm happy. Everything's fine Yeah, so now it's like party party party and everyone's like you're hot. You're hot. Let's drink. Let's have a shot let's do drinks, let's have a shot and then Brad and Brad asked like to put some sunscreen on him and so she rubs it all over his chest he's like yeah how does it feel she's like good you're all screened up

now and then Estos is like you're mixing it 130 right I hope Grace Lily shows up or your DJ career is over she's like oh my god oh my god oh my god I have 12 minutes left what if Grace Lily doesn't show up where's Grace Lily oh my god the zoo will be scandalized if she doesn't even show up Yeah So then um, she's nervous grace lily's fucking around and austin was like I just saw grace lily She's putting on makeup and she's in no rush and then we see grace doing her makeup and austin's like, uh, Miss you at breakfast. She's like I need to sleep in

her makeup and Austin's like uh miss you at breakfast she's like i need to sleep in no what can i tell you i'm an artist go down there i'll see you down there i'm almost done look at me look at me being almost done and then she's just gonna watch my sleep yeah very slowly puts makeup on and i said joe's like i mean what wait so she said she's tired. Tired from what? She doesn't even work. And TJ goes, living. Okay, you know what? Where the fuck is grace? Like, and by the way, Joe's like doing his whole thing in the confessional where he's like his shoulders are up because he's so upset. And it's actually kind of cute because you he really is like, he really is kind of like this adorable, like side, like a champion for Maddie, you know, you know,

with if they get married and have kids, he's going to be the dad that has like the five babies like hanging on his like chest on like the, the baby Bjorn, whatever the kid carrier thing they strap on, he's going to be holding all that stuff, but he'll be so happy to do it. He's like, he just wants to, he just wants to make his girl happy right now. So he's like, where the fuck is Grace? This is like, this is gonna like fuck things up, man. And man's like, I'm going in 10 minutes.

Like if she doesn't show up, I'm gonna be pissed, guys. Not at the zoo. He's like, the time slot is on the fucking building of the zoo, so she should be able to figure it out. And will she make it, will she make it ever is main DJ Estos is like, it's time, are you ready? They're like, will Grace show up? Dun, dun, dun. Where's Grace Lilly?

This is so fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up. I hope she's one of my tricks I learned as a DJ. So hope you all like that. I hope she's there to be able to sing her four lines. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because if she's not, I don't know how the song could even survive. That's it, everyone. We'll have to see next week. Or I should say we'll see this this Thursday. If grace Lily does show up for her big show at the Zooke. Until then, we'll just have to wait on Tender Hooks. So thanks everyone for being here and we will

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