Watch What Crappens - #2730 2025 Golden Crappies Act Two

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

Time for the glamorous 2025 Golden Crappies! We’ve tallied your votes and are here at Town Hall in NYC to deliver the results with a star studded cast. Act Two features Kempire, Margaret Josephs (RHONJ) , Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business but Mine, Dylan Hafer from Betches, and Taylor Strecker from Taste of Taylor. To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Indeed.com slash wonder ECA. Terms and conditions apply. Hiring indeed is all you need. Welcome to part two of the 2025 golden crappy awards who will win for best Bravo show, Welcome to part two of the 2025 Golden Crappy Awards. Who will win for best Bravo show? Best Bravo Liberty of the year? We don't know. Thanks so much for being here guys.

Enjoy the show. This is part two. If you've missed part one, go back and give it a listen. What's stopping you? Have fun. All right. Okay. So, oh, this is fun. Well, you know what?

There's always exciting moments on Bravo and there's always scandalous moments. So to help us talk about best scandal, please welcome YouTuber extraordinaire, Kempire. Kempire! New York! Campire! You guys can do better than that. Come on, New York! That's right. That's better better so good to have you here. Thank you for having me. Oh my god Thank you so much for being here. My first crappies. Yeah, welcome

Welcome. Well, I'm no longer a virgin. You're not anymore. We finally got to meet you. Yeah Which what was the episode you were you were on one of the real housewives, right? They pulled a clip of you talking. One? How dare you? I was on multiple. Campire has been starting shit on Housewives for a long time. It's our dream. One thing that one benchmark that we haven't really hit

is that we have not ever really had the pull quote that comes up at the reunion that says, watch what crap ends. I'm shocked. I know. But we can dare to dream. But you have had an impact on these shows. You've been on them. They pulled your your your videos. Yeah. Yeah, you're a real block by Andy

Well, no, what do you I'm sorry to victim shame I'm so sorry to victim shame, but what'd you do? Did you do what you do? Come on now? I didn't do anything. I just did my job I reported on him twiddling a boy's nipple during Pride. Oh. But who is he? Jesse Lolley? What are you supposed to do at Pride? Read books?

Grab those nipples. Yes! That's why they're out there. Yeah. Most of us are wearing literal handlebars on our nipples now and lots around. Not me, not me. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I would have back in the day when they could grab them from up here But no one needs a handlebar down here Okay, well we are gonna talk about best scandal with you speaking of scandals Okay, this is the chaotic thing. Let's put that right over there This is the part of the show where our desk looks like we're at a news desk in 1950 like, okay show where our desk looks like we're at a news desk in 1950. We're like, okay. Okay, so I actually want to talk some of these three with you. So go for it.

Okay. Biggest scandal. Countess Luanne, Joe Bradley. Okay. Danielle Oliveira, Love Triangle, Southern Hospitality. I just want to point out one thing that this image over here, this is how it happened. This was not Photoshop. They were doing, they were at a step and repeat

and conscious Luann was like, Cabaret. And then he was like, oh my God, I love Cabaret. I'm kind of jealous. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. James Kennedy's arrest. That's a scandal.

All right. Oh, yes, yes. Yeah, boo. John Janssen sues Shannon over a facelift. Yeah. R-H-O-C. Yeah. Okay.

Karen's DUI. Okay. Okay. Teddy cheats on Edwin with her horse trainer. He wishes he looked like that. I know. Finally a good use for AI. Oh yeah.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I that. I know. Finally a good use for AI. Hi, I'm AI. Okay.

So what are your opinions on this? If you had to choose, who would be yours? OMG, I just was reporting on Karen yesterday in regards to her DUI, so it has to be Karen's DUI, but just for Karen. What were you saying, what were you saying? Well, we found out, if you re-listen to the body cam footage, she clearly had someone else in the car, y'all.

Blue eyes. Mr. Blue Eyes, I think it was. I guess that's why she was like, well, we're just going to have to wait till all the facts come out to find out if I drove over that median while I was drunk, which I did. She was lit. She was lit. She was lit.

I have to say, we haven't really been, we've been so excited, we haven't weighed in on a lot, but I feel like it's important to weigh in right now. I don't know if this is the biggest scandal, but I have to say my favorite scandal is definitely Countess the Wann, Joe Bradley, and Danielle. Wow! Like, does Countess the Wann,

just like, does her iconic stature, no, no bounds, she is now propelling an entire storyline forward on Southern hospitality. How does that happen? Legend. Legend. Legend. I wish it was me. I know.

Countess Luan, still pulling it. She can still pull it. Amazing. All right, let's find out the winner. Sadie, here she is. Oh my god, it's really crap. I like it, thank you. Thank you, Sadie.

Okay, thank you for the help. And the winner goes to Karen Hugers, DUI. There's, of course. Congratulations, Karen. We accept this for Karen. It's really crap. This is awkward. Thank you, guys.

Kempire, everyone go listen and subscribe to Kempire. Go see us live shows. Check out Kempire on YouTube and live. Coming to you soon. Thank you, C. Okay. And now, for another clip from one of our nominated best shows on Bravo this year. Shall we? The Real Housewives of Miami. ["The Real Housewives of Miami"] All right. Bring it on, Cole. Hi. Sorry. Sorry, guys. Oh yeah.

This is what it looks like. Alright. Woohoo! Boat ride! Boat ride! It's gonna be a boat ride! Best day ever! We love boat rides!

I feel like I lost something. I feel weak. I feel weak. Alright! Best day ever! We love both rides! I feel like I lost something. I feel weak. I feel weak. She like wasn't feeling like good like in the car like guys like... You know what? You need to make your own destiny, Lisa. No more crying. I failed in my marriage. Ah, Lenny! It's so hard. Like really. It's like so, oh my God, look, it's another boat. Hola, other boat! Hola, other boat! Hola, other boat!

Hola, other boat! Hola, other boat! I'm trying to cry here! If you keep crying like, Jodie's gonna like leave you like. That's shitty to say, Laza. You're like needy like, you're so needy like, you're like a baby like. And, and you're a bully!

You're a bully, You're a bully! You're mean! Oh my God, look. Poor people dogs. Hi, poor people dogs. They look hungry. Eat some chicken, poor people dogs. Why is she throwing chicken at poor people dogs?

I grew up poor. Take the chicken, poor dogs. You got nothing. Ah, Dios mio, so rude. Poor dogs, I'm going through a divorce. Lily! Oh my God, dead baby dolls hanging from the tree, look. Oh my God, you guys, I know it's a cultural thing with dead babies hanging from trees.

Guys. Like it's bad, it's bad. Guys, please don't make me go on that. Please don't get me out on the island of the creepy dolls, please. Could you pull over to the creepy dead baby doll tree? I gotta pee at some point, all right? That one looks like Marisol.

Mm. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Oh my God, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. This is too much. Please get me off the boat. Please get me off the boat. Lily! Lily! Hey, hey, hey!

Has anybody seen my lip gloss? It was right around here somewhere. And scene. You know, I have to say, one of the great honors of my life was pretending to throw up on a gondola ride in front of my parents. We were doing that before and we were like, this is too much, right? What else do you do from that show? I had to re-watch it to do that. Oh my god, I watched that for three hours. Those ladies are nuts. I love that show.

One's barfing, then the other one's about to barf, then one's taken to the hospital, one's sobbing, the poor dog's are said, the dead baby, I just. And also, to all the plus ones who are dragged to the show tonight, everything we just said, that happened, that happened. That all happened. We didn't even have to make anything up for that one.

All right, so now this is someone, you do this one. What? She's your girl, you do it. Well, star girl, but come on, you do it. All right, everyone. You may have heard about this next person and the person who may have told you about her was Serena from Tenafly. Ladies and gentlemen, Margaret Josephs. Hi everyone. Hi, everyone. Looking good, baby. It's the drugs.

You look great. You look great. It's not natural. We are so happy to have you back here at Town Hall. Last time we did a show here, you came, which was so generous. And this time, you brought Joe. I brought Joe. And I'm so happy to be here.

Yes. And by the way, a shout out that Paul was here with Dolores too. Paul's also here. Let me tell you, one thing we always say when we meet you guys in real life is how much more gorgeous you are in real life, honestly. Thank you. Thank you so much. And the same goes for the boys.

God damn. Yes. The men are very handsome. So the same goes for the boys god The men are very handsome so what's been going on with you? Have you been to Jersey mics lately? Oh, no I have no no I have not gone to Jersey mics though I though I should go you know I did see Jennifer two days before that at the Gucci outlet. Oh really what was happening? Oh really, what was happening? Yes. Oh, bam. It was at the outlet, believe it or not. It was just very funny because she had said to me, I thought first she snubbed me.

She didn't want to act like she saw me. I was like, all right, I'm gonna go for the snub. And when I was on the line paying, she had come over and she had said to me, she was very upset by the way she was portrayed on the show, said she got a bad at it and that she was portrayed as a villain. And was like oh come on now and I said well if you act like you know if you act like the villain you know you're gonna be the villain you're the villain and she was like I'm over it you know I want to be

like the next Oprah and I said to her I was like okay I said maybe you should do like a Turkish cooking show because you did that prior. No, that's what she did. Yeah, she was doing that. She was doing it. Yeah, she put together a good... But she goes, I don't want my hands to smell. I don't like to cook.

I said, okay, whatever. I was like, I guess since the Jersey Mike's, the Oprah thing is out. I can only imagine Jennifer Aiden as Oprah, you get a tuna sandwich, you get a tuna sandwich, you get a tuna sandwich. And a toilet. And a toilet. Yes, everybody just gets a free toilet. Everybody gets a toilet.

Look under your seat, it's a toilet. Well, I don't know what's going on with New Jersey, but of course, I want you and Dolores back personally. Oh, thank you. I'm not just saying that. Listen. What are the, I mean, I know, I'm assuming we're not allowed to ask you.

Do you know anything that you can't tell us? I really don't know what's happening. I think it would be sad based on the other reboots. You know what I'm saying? Not that, listen, keeping some, listen, I like Roni, I think it's good, but I think keeping some of the other ladies and getting new ladies is fine.

It might be a better way to go about it. You know, better way, not a complete reboot. Keeping some and some new. Who would you rather see on the reboot, Jennifer Aiden or Laura? Laura. I could ruin someone else's life. Okay, well, honestly, you have been like a, you've been a lightning rod in so many group

scenes so we thought it would be best if you came out here for the category of best group scene. Okay. Alright, here we go. Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna hold it far away. I can actually read from a distance. Okay, ooh, breakfast at Tiffany's lunch.

Real housewives of Salt Lake City. All right, next up we've got Meredith Bat mitzvah. And by the way, a message to everyone in our audience, we will not stand for slut shaming at the crappies. No. Okay. Gondola Ride in Mexico, Real Housewives of Miami. Phaedra reads Dan for Phil at the round table, the Traders. That was amazing. And last but not least, Shannon's Birthday lunch, Real Housewives of the OC. Would you ever go on the Traders if they invited you?

I would go on the Traders. When Dolores, you know, when Dolores was there, I did do one sneak phone call. Pauly spoke to her before it started, and then they called me on the house phone. But that was before I was stars-aligned, and Dolores was like, Marge, I don't know if you could hack it. Because I didn't have my phone, and it was very cute.

So I have to see, because she's much tougher than I am. She's amazing. You know what? The last person that we asked that question to on the crappies was MJ. And she went on. And the next citizen, she went on and did justice. I would like to go on.

I just hope I can hack it. I mean, Dolores. No, you can hack it, please. I mean, I think I'd be a good trader, truthfully. hack it. I mean, Delora. You can hack it, please. I mean, I think I'd be a good traitor, truthfully. You would be. I mean. They'd keep you on there just to hear all the good gossip that you had about.

It's true. It's true. I do get the dirt. OK, let's find out the winner of her best group scene. Do you have a choice? Any here that seemed good for you? Yes, I could see it. OK.

Wait, wait. What's your pick? You know what? Do you have a pick? I think my favorite group scene was the breakfast at Tiffany's lunch. I like that, with those bangs. Yeah, wait. What's your pick? Do you have a pick? I think my favorite group scene was the breakfast at Tiffany's lunch. I liked that with those bangs. Yeah, that was good. And all the fighting and then Mary throwing Meredith out. I loved it.

It was wonderful. I am leaving! Well, it's Meredith Spot Mitzvah from Salt Lake City. An all-time classic episode. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm hand for Margaret Joseph. Will you accept this on behalf of Meredith Marks? I accept this little golden crappy, it looks like chocolate, can I eat it? I mean, it's very cute, this little poop.

You could eat it, you just may not survive. Yes, fabulous, thank you, thank you. We love you, Mark! I love you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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Join Wondery+, in the Wondery app, Apple podcasts, or Spotify. Who's next? All right. You go ahead, you introduce our next guest. All right. Best fight. We wanted to get someone out here who is not affiliated with the network so we could really talk some crap. And lucky, doing what we do, you know, we don't get out of the house. Well, he gets out of the house more. But, you know, like to actually meet people and stuff. And so it's amazing to get to meet peers doing things like this.

We've known this girl for a long time and have loved this girl for a long time but tonight is the first time we've actually gotten to meet her in person and she's even more delightful than we could ever have guessed. It's Kara from Everybody's Business but My Own! Come on out Kara! Welcome, lovely. Kara, would you please tell everyone where they could listen to you? Yes, my podcast is called Everyone's Business, but mine, if you guys look, you guys are usually ranking about number one. Just go down like several dozen. Get out of here.

I'll be there. We're gonna change that, okay? We're gonna move that podcast up. Move it up! Because everyone here is going to subscribe and everyone watching at home on Kiswee will subscribe too. 100% deserve.

The last Black History Month that we're probably gonna have, so please do. I'll be there. Thanks, I'm begging you. Use that card so please do. I'll be begging you. Use that card, I have to support that. I will. Yes.

Yes. All right, so Kara, we have a really fun category, and we cannot wait to hear you weigh in on all of these. Should we just get started with them? Let's do it. This is best fight. Best fight. Will you read the first one, please?

Absolutely. First one is Carl wants Lindsey to be softer with him. Summer House. Summer House. Summer House. Summer House. All right, next up, Danielle smashes a cup on Jen's head, Real Housewives of New Jersey. Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Real Housewives of New Jersey. All right. Oh, one of our guests in attendance, Delores doesn't like that Jackie called her a slob. Slob. Slob. Really, slob. All right, next is Maddie locking Sammy outside the house party, then yelling at her through the door, but nobody can hear her because of the whole thing.

Southern hospitality. The Montreal hallway fight with Doughty and the Lollies, the Valley. Look at poor Zach. Look at Zach. That's so Zach. That picture is so Zach. That back bend, that is so Zach. Alright, so if this was, what's your vote? Kara, tell us, weigh in.

It's tough for me. I kind of like the Mondrian-Hallway fight. I just, you know, Wig took the wheel. He had nothing, there was nothing he could do. Yeah, I love that, yeah. I think that was the best fight because it was both like, it was intense but also hilarious the entire time. It wasn't very serious. I support that one.

Yeah, that was pretty good. Yes. Are you a fan of that one? I am a huge fan of The Valley. I did everything I could not to watch that show and unfortunately I was sucked in. I think we all did. I think in the beginning we were like to watch that show. And unfortunately I was sucked in. I think we all did. I think in the beginning we were like, fuck that show, they all working in the Valley.

That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. What restaurants are they working in the Valley? Stupid. And then we saw one episode where I, Icon Mother. You're good. Yeah. My biggest disappointment of 2024

was that the Valley was really good. I'm so mad. I was so mad. Adm're wrong. It's so hard All right now it is time to reveal the winner of the best fight Madam Our winner for best fight is the Mondrian hallway fight with Doty and the Lally All right, our winner for best fight is the Mondrian hallway fight with Doty and the Lollies. Yes.

I'm shocked they had it in them. Congratulations, the Valley. Kara. Will you accept this award for our dear friends of the Valley? Will you accept this on behalf of Kristen, Doty and the Lollies? Yes, I will. Thank you so much. And on behalf of Karen Huger for this award, I will say, you're poor and white.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Kara. Everybody's business with mine. Subscribe. Wow. I just want to say real quick, you know, every year when we do this, Ben has always put so much work, not only to our show, but this show specifically. Ben has just nailed all of this video stuff. Stop it. Stop it. All of the tech stuff, all of that stuff you see is Ben working his ass off.

And I just want to say thank you, Ben. I love you so much. Stop it. I really do. No, Ronnie. Okay, okay. No, but like let's not overlook all the contributions that Ronnie Carrow makes. He does so much.

No, no, no, no, no. Look, look. So much. I'm giving you a compliment. Like I don't want you to start complimenting me now because I just gave you, no. That's so much. Look, look. That's so much. I'm giving you a compliment. Like, I don't want you to start complimenting me now, because I just gave you a compliment. That's weird. But I want to give you a compliment.

No, because that's like a you too. Ronnie too. No, I want my own segment. I need to be like, thanks, like in a separate thing, like you got, you know? Why should I get the like, you too? I think I'm entitled to give you a compliment. Well, you're entitled to give me like a wasted compliment in the middle of a fucking thing,

if that's what you want. I just want my own fucking thing. Well, I guess if that's how you really feel, then that's how you really feel, but I just think you're doing a good job. That's how I feel. This is your compliment. You're doing a good job.

Just take the fucking compliment. Why don't you take my fucking compliment? You take it. You take it, you take it. You stole my fucking house. This isn't my goddamn plate. You fucking bitch! Welcome back to MSNBC News. After slapping two twin babies who wouldn't stop quote unquote coloring too loudly, a

drunk woman flipped over a table in a Waffle House, shot at cops, and called her waitress the C-word before being carted off to jail. In related news, former Real Housewife of New York Dorinda Medley has announced that later in the year she'll re-emerge on our small screens in a new show. Gay men have been throwing Giovanni parties around the country and burning their bras. More at 10. I don't know why I'm fighting I know my way around here. The camadoos, the uneaten foods, the sound here. Shut the fuck up Ramona, I'm trying to do a scene.

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Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye I don't want to be alone, that's all in the past. This world's waiting long enough, I'm from home at last. And this time will be bigger And drunker than we knew it So let me rip I'll tell them clip not well made Could I stop my hand from shaking? It always shakes to be honest with you. I mean, it's not really a nerve thing. It shakes a lot.

Have there ever been a moment with so much to live for? Give it up for Marty. Go Marty! Go Marty! Go Marty! Go Marty! for... Give them a round of applause! No more you go low and then I go high. Sorry, Michelle Obama, I tried. I cooked, I cleaned, made it nice. Got this bubble dress from Andy, not Cohen. Sandburger. You know who Andy Sandburger is? He's got his show called Sunday Night Live. Not Cohen. Sandburger. You know who Andy Sandburger is?

He's got his show cut something I like. It's a show that's live on something like this in Costuma. Who did Andy Sandburger's bubble dress? I got a bubble dress. You know who else has a bubble dress? Lady Gaga. Sorry. Yes, everything's that live we never say goodbye. I taught the world new ways to scream. Hey guys! Sorry I couldn't be there.

I got pulled away to do the Grammys, but I come with good news. There's only four hours left in the Golden Crappies. Congratulations for making it this far. And now, let's please welcome our two hot new bombshells back to the villa. I mean... Is this mine? Alright, I'll take one. Yeah, this one's mine. Is there a say 2 on it? I stole it. I don't know. All right, everybody. By the way, can we give it up for Ronnie Carom? Thank you.

Oh, you have a... I missed Orinda. Ronnie, you have a little something on your face. I got makeup wipes, don't worry. And by the way, thank you to Ariana Maddox for giving us that little video message. Gorgeous as ever, that kid. My God, beautiful. Thank you, Ariana.

I swear, there's nothing like watching Rani doing the Rani thing. Am I right, everyone? That was amazing. That was amazing. It was amazing. Okay. All right.? That was amazing. That was amazing. It was amazing. Okay. All right. So that was... Okay. Now it's time to talk about villains. So let's bring out from Betches, Dylan Hafer. Dylan, come on out.

Yes, Dylan! You better watch out. Nicole Schertzinger is only a block away. She's going to come break your ankles. That's the goal. All right, Dylan. Well, we're so happy to have you here. I have a question. This has actually nothing to do with villains.

Okay. Maybe it does, I don't know. Did you work at Betches when Paige and Hannah were working there? You know, I did. You did? I did. And how was that? Well, Hannah worked there, Paige dabbled.

Okay. But no, they're lovely. I like Hannah and Paige, you know, we're all on good terms and they're doing great, they're doing great. Paige is like, she's going to date like an NFL player or something, like leave Craig in the past. Yes, I agree.

Team Paige all the way. Yeah, we're with you on that. So we brought you out here because we felt like you were particularly equipped because you have a razor sharp sense of humor and you also have a good perception of the world to talk about best villain in the past year of Bravo so shall we get to the nominees? Let's do it. All right why don't you start us off with the first one? Okay our first is Jax Taylor in the Valley. A perennial favorite, a perennial favorite. God, he does look good in that photo. I hate to say it, it's so annoying.

All right, John Jansen and Alexis Bellino. Joint nomination, Real Housewives of Orange County. Also from the Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamara Judge. Tamara Judge. Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules. And here's a fun one. Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Let's get some Hulu representation here. Do we have any fruity pebbles in the green room? What do you think? What's your vote? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, much like The Valley, was a show that I had heard about it and I was like, okay, so this is gonna be bad. But maybe I'll give it a chance because I'm not above that.

Right. And then it was so fucking good. It was so good. And they're gonna be back, they got renewed for 20 more episodes. 20 more episodes. 20 more episodes. Like. That might be too much, I'm just gonna call it now.

We'll see about. Ten at a time, ladies, ten at a time. I can only see so many Diet Cokes get assaulted with like Coffee Mate and Mountain Dew spritz. I don't know. All right, let's find out who the winner of this. Miss Sadie.

Glorious and prestigious award is. Little Miss Golden Crappies. Thank you. I'm nervous. Alright, here you are sir. Not much help, huh? Maybe pull it a little. Slava Land!

John Jansen and Alexis Bellino from Real Housewives of Orange County! There was no other choice. Congratulations, you horrible fucking people. John Jansen and Alexis Bellino from Real Housewives of Orange County! There was no other choice. Congratulations you horrible fucking people. You really earned that one. Well, Gretchen's gonna be so much better. Oh my god, yes. Future nominee Gretchen Rossi. Thank you everyone. Give a big you for Dylan! Thank you, Dylan!

Alright, give it up for Dylan! Ladies and gentlemen! Okay, and now another clip from yet another nomination from tonight's Best Bravo Show. I forgot my sentence. Come on! another nomination from tonight's Best Bravo Show.

I forgot my sentence, come on. And now a scene from Summer House. ["Summer House"] This one's emotionally for the lot, guys. Ha. It's a lot guys. It's just... Aww. So, yesterday like wasn't great. I was trying to share my emotions and feelings about the job and stuff. And I feel like it gets turned around back on me.

It's almost like makes me not want to go see the band Arizona. the job and stuff, I feel like it gets turned around back on me. It's almost like makes me not want to go see the band Arizona. Okay, but what you're looking for in discussions about your career, I mean, it's not realistic. You wanted brick and mortar and I said brick and mortar is not great and you got mad. Now you stick into brick and mortar and you're being really mortar's not great and you got mad. Now you're sticking to brick and mortar and like you're being really really rough about it and like you're being really brick and mortar about it. I do want your advice and questions but I also want something different and like coaching and like questioning.

So you don't want my questions? No I do want your questions just not your questioning. Like why is this like so hard? I want like a lover. I want intimacy. A partnership. It's about like how I feel and how you make me feel. Alright, and those aren't fighting words, Carl. Those aren't really fighting words right now.

I'm not gonna do this right now, Carl. Well, you're making it fighting words because of your language you use when you're receiving me talking about things I'm being honest about. I couldn't be more clear about it. I'm trying to understand, like, what does that sentence mean? What are your needs? Softness. Ew!

Tendness. Gross, Carl! By the way, today is our engagement anniversary. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Lindsay Del Hubbard. Yeah, Carl? Will you be my wife? I got the taco contract!

Oh my god. Present day. Present day. Lindsay? Can I get a hug? Can I? I want a hug. Harder. Harder. Hug me harder. I want a hubhouse hug. Harder. Harder. Hug me harder. I want a hubhouse hug. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder. Harder. Softness. Softness. Softness. Tenderness. Tenderness. Tenderness. Harder. Hard Aw! Harder. I think I just rubbed a rib bone.

Aw. And scene. ["The Last Supper"] Really one of the most emotional scenes we've ever had on this channel. It brings a tear to my eye that those two just didn't work out. How did this air in the same year that Lindsay Hubbard found like some dream guy and had a full-on baby? That's crazy!

Things just happened so, so fast! So fast. Commercials, here comes one right now. Okay, well, you know, we're actually very excited that the world of Bravo has really expanded beyond the real Housewives, because we love our Housewives, but there's like a whole world of shows, and we are being very liberal with what it means to be a non-Housewives show and be part of Bravo. So because... We get best brim for shit to cover is what we're saying. Sometimes you gotta go... maybe we'll be doing commercials, okay? Yeah, sometimes you gotta go into Hulu and Peacock, okay? So we are now the category for best non-Housewives show and we are bringing

back out one of our favorite people we have her on every time. Please welcome from the Taylor Strecker show, Taylor Strecker. Taylor Strecker! Hey girl, hey. Hi! Hey girl, hey. Hi. Hey girl, hey.

Hey boy, hey. Oh, you got, am I the last category? No. Close. Oh, fuck me. I was like, oh my God, save the best for last. No, this is like- You're the last guest category though. Honestly, I'm not worthy.

These guests have been fucking incredible. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. I was like, oh my god, save the best for last. No, this is like. You're in the last guest category though.

Honestly, I'm not worthy. These guests have been fucking incredible. A round of applause for everybody. Oh my god. I'm honored. Well, Taylor, we are so happy that you're here because this is a great category. And why don't, I mean, are you excited for this?

I'm so excited for this. By the way, we will be on Taylor's show next week. Next Thursday. So go check it out. Check it out. Listen to that episode. You can watch it too. You can, you can.

All right, let's get into this madness. Let's get into Best Non-Housewives Show, a great category. Got it. I was only sitting here the whole time. I'm more upset. All right. Okay, Best Non-Housewives show is the category number one Love Island USA

Secret lives of Mormon wives Summer house, where's Kyle? The traitors The Traders. And last but not least, The Valley. The Valley. All right, Taylor, do you have any picks? Any thoughts? Want to weigh in?

Want to say something? Oh, God, I have to say, like you guys said earlier, I begrudgingly am in love with The Valley. It hurts my soul. I also have always been such a stan of Summerhouse, so that's there too. Plus Kyle's here, so I have to kiss his butt because I've said lots of not nice things about him on my podcast. So now I can say nice things. I love you too, Kyle. We made up here at the Golden Crappies. And the Traders, I mean, is Delora still here?

Where's my girl? The Traders is so good. It has been for how many seasons now? Three, is this the third? Third season, so good. And this one, my wife doesn't watch Bravo, but she's into the Travos, she's into the Traders with me. The Traders, yeah.

She's addicted. So I'm gonna say, just because I wanna get lead tonight, I think it should be the Traders. Okay, right on. Absolutely. That's a good reason. I know, this is a great, I have gonna say, just because I wanna get lead tonight, I think it should be the Traders. Okay, right on time. Absolutely. That's a good reason. I know, this is a great, I have to say, Love Island USA was just like appointment television for me. I loved it, but Traders, I mean,

this week was the best episode I think I've ever seen, so. Yeah. All right. All right, let's find out who the winner is. Thank you. All right, Taylor Strecker. Taylor Strecker. Please do the honor. Tell us everything.

And the winner is... The Traitors! The Traitors, so good. Congratulations to the Traitors. Please accept this. Will you accept this? On behalf of those who were murdered too soon. Oh, thank you.

I'm gonna give it back to you. Take this back, because you're gonna get laid tonight. Thank you, with my pile of poop. Thank you, Taylor Strecker. Be sure to listen to Taylor's podcast. Taste of Taylor, baby. Thank you. I love the Chapel Rowan moment. You guys, by the way, are doing great.

This is a long ass show. You guys are great. You're all in it. You're doing great. We're still here. We're close. Now we're getting into the really big categories. So this is a marquee category for us. We are moving on to best

moment of the year. If Bravo gives us anything, it's amazing moments. So let's get on with the nominations. Doreet Smoking in Her Car, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Jen goes off on Tamra, Real Housewives of Orange County. Margaret sends funeral flowers to Teresa, Real Housewives of New Jersey. Mary Cosby breaks through to Robert Junior on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary can figure out how to enter Meredith Bob Mitzvah, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

MJ awkwardly interrupts the Peter Pals and slowly backs out of the room. The traitors. Let's see who the winner of this glorious award is. Oh wow, I mean just Sadie, give a hand for Sadie everyone. Thank you. Alright my beautiful friends, partner, soulmate. The best moment of 2024 is

Mary can't figure out how to enter Meredith Bobbitt's Salt Lake City. Congratulations, Mary. Mary is not here tonight, so please, audience, accept this award on her behalf. All righty, what do we have next? All right, all right. So you guys, we're getting towards the end of the program here and we have some really big categories coming up that are very important, but before we do that, we always

like to take a moment to remember those who left Bravo this year. So please, Ronnie, will you honor these people on their post-Bravo careers? Thank you. All right. Can you see my ass? All right. Love you, kid. Love you back, buddy. You know that it's our time These are the best days of our lives for you tonight. Kath, Jared, Anthony, Emma, Nekka, Sonya, JT, Anna Marie, Danielle, and Balloon Guy, Funlexy, Fun Lexi Morgan Wade Summer House Martha's Vineyard

Real House, House of Dubai Million Dollar Listing LA Shorts and Sandies The Reality Reckoning Kyle's Mullullet. Tamara's old face. Britney's espionage career. Britney's ability to smile.

Jack's hair. Dr. Nicole. Crystal. Robin, Candice, The Cryangle, Kenya, again, Sheree, again, again, Teddy and Edwin. Jesse and Michelle. Portia and Simon. Rachel, Zoe, and Roger. Brittany and Jared. Brittany and Aaron.

Brittany and Jared. James and Ali-Bali. Alexi and Todd. Inca and Mia..K. Ender-Reid, Jackson Brittney, Pagan Craig. The Real Housewives of New Jersey. You know that it's our time. These are the best days of our lives So raise your glasses high This one's for you tonight R.I.P. R.I.P. It's tough. Ronnie Caram on piano, everyone. Thank you for coming to my fifth grade piano recital.

Yes. Been working on that for six months. All right. Nice job. All right. Let's get this going. Next up we have Bravo Liberty of the Year. All right, let's get our first nominee. It is the one and only Angie Katzeneves.

She already won tonight. Next up, the gorgeous Arianna Maddox. Arianna Maddox. BPR and Love Island USA. Mary Cosby from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Peach DeSorbo, Summer House. Phaedra Parks, The Traders. And Shannon Bedore, Real Housewives an Orange County. Oh!

All right, who do you want to win, Ronnie? I can't wait for this one. Ben, what are you thinking, babe? Who do you guys want to win? Who do you guys want to win? A lot of Angie, a lot of Angie. Angie's getting the popular vote here. What do you think, Ben? What's your pick?

Well, I know that this is a very close race, and I have to say Angie Kay, I don't know, I also have to say Mary Cosby had a great year. And Phaedra Parks, this was a strong, loaded category, but I kind of feel like the energy is Angie Kay. All right, we'll give you the honors. And the winner of Best Bravo Liberty of the Year, as voted by you, 20,000 votes. Wow. The winner, yeah, we had 20,000, we had 20,000, whoa, we had 20,000 votes, okay?

That's crazy. That's more than Hillary Rodham Clinton got, you know what? That's what she deserved, okay? You know what? That's okay. I'm sorry, didn't mean to offend anybody. You know what? I'm sorry, my daughter looks older than I do, okay?

buddy. You know what I'm sorry my daughter looks older than I do okay? And the winner of Bravo Liberty of the Year as voted by the people is... Angie Katsanay! From Salt Lake City! By the way... Sorry I didn't warn you that time. I just nailed somebody in their head. I'm sorry. By the way, we actually... So, Angie Casanavis sent in an acceptance speech, but we did not have time to add it on here,

so we will put it... I know, I know, I know. Sorry. We will have it on our IG later. Well, should we just play it on here? Should we play it? Okay, we can give it a try. Let's just play the audio of it. Give the people what they want. Just watch what crap is.

We do this every day. We have not even listened to this. Ready? Hold on. The phone is on vibrate. We have to start over. Get off of vibrate. Is everyone ready?

Okay, yeah, okay, here we go, opa. Opah! Here we go. It's Angie Kay. Did you know that I'm Greek? From backup dancer to getting champagne dumped on my head to benchwarming bitch, from friend up to center snowflake and now I've got the best high body camp here in the game The biggest honor of all is receiving Bravo Liberty of the Year award from watch what?

Number one is all the laughs that Watch What Crappens brings to me and all the love from the fans. So thanks to all of you. Love you guys and thanks for voting for me. To high body count here and tomorrow we'll all spread this around the city. You're being decayed. Shhh, shh, shh.

She's spraying hairspray. Just for those of you who couldn't see it, which is all of you. She's waving a Greekay. Just for those of you who couldn't see it, which is all of you, she's waving a Greek flag the whole time. Yes, well put this up. She's great. It was a very close race. We didn't, just because she sent in the video, she won fair and square and it's amazing. But honestly, all of those people were amazing this year and you know we are so grateful to have Bravo. Not only because we have shit to talk about, but my god They just keep it going year after year. I can't believe this shit is still going on. God bless you guys as a network

All right, let's finish it up. Yeah, we got one more nominee for best show of the year though so now a Scene from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Yeah! Hello, Published Author speaking. Girls, we've been in the trenches together. We've formed a sisterhood together. We've turned butter together and the butter has gotten messy and it started to stain our receipts, our reprieves, our timelines. So now we need to heal. So what I want us all to do is go into your phone and find the meanest, most horrible text that you've ever written about somebody and then we'll let them read them out loud.

We're going to be so close when this is done. Ah, besos. Okay. This is a text message from Bronwyn and it is the most hurtful thing that anyone has ever written about me. I wrote this, yes? Mm-hmm. It says, I booked Lisa Barlow a ticket and coach.

Oh! Bitch deserved it. Excuse me, Britney, are you recording us? I do not consent to being recorded. Hi, body count here. Guys, I wasn't recording. I was saying hello to my daughter who hasn't spoken to me in years, but passed a math test recently. You know, I was playing Wordle and checking Grindr it's not even a phone it's a chicken. Hello. My phone

just laid an egg. Guess what guys I'd like to make an announcement. This chicken and I have been intimate. It's so hard for me. Very hard. Bobblehead. Okay as the newest member of this group, I would just like to share a text that Angie Kay wrote about me. I am Greek. Okay, here it goes. Tzatziki for life. Todd has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

And I'm surprised that Bronwyn didn't dress like a banana because she sucked so many of them to get here. And she is stupid and she's a slut and nobody likes her. Also opa, blue and white forever. So thanks. Thanks, Angie. Hey, hey, I feel like I want to go next. Okay, hold on. Okay.

This is what Heather wrote about me. Okay, you guys ready? Okay. Okay, here's the text. Hi! Huh? What? You got this, Whitney. You got this Whitney, you got this girl. Okay. Um, prism?

No? Wait. Oh. You exploited my vagina! Thanks. And scene. Alright everybody, now here we are for the nominees for Best Bravo Show. Just to recap.

Alright, here we go. Real Housewives of Miami. Real Housewives of Orange County. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Alibaba. Summer House. And the Valley. And now it is time, the highest honor of the year, best show of the year as voted by everyone

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