Watch What Crappens - #2731 RHOP S9E18 Reunion Part 1: Dame Danger

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

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I'm Ronnie or Rondal whichever you prefer use what views whichever Welcome. It's Monday February 17th. Today is the Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion part one. So we'll get into that in a second Thanks so much for everybody who has been supporting our live tour, the mounting hysteria tour. We've been having a great time with that. You can catch us in March. Are you ready? Get your pens out. We're going to be in Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, Washington DC and Philadelphia. That is all in March. So go for more cities, ticket links and all that that good stuff over to watchwhatcrappens.com. Also on our Patreon, our traders recaps,

as well as videos of all of our recaps, including this one, hi. So if you want those, go over to patreon.com. And thanks for the support, guys, love doing this every day. It's like such a great way to live life, for sure. So how are you feeling? How are you feeling about Potomac

and all that good stuff? Oh my goodness. I loved this first episode of the reunion. I thought it was hilarious. Oh my goodness. I felt great. How did you feel? I did too. I thought it was better than the season. This is a good one for unions, even without Karen. You know, the Karen didn't show up to the reunion as we'll get into, but they still made it all about Karen and it was just as fun as if she was there. Yeah, no, Karen, she's never not there, even when she's not there.

Like her presence is felt. And thank goodness, Ashley had the foresight to go to Target and get a cheapo frame and put Karen's picture in it. Yeah. And, you know, that picture shame, that picture frame shame is very on brand for Karen talk because Karen started out her career on Real Housewives by shaming Gisele with a picture frame filled with rules of etiquette that Gisele should follow.

And so all these years later, season nine, Karen is in rehab and she is now framed at the reunion. So it's kind of a burn, but it's a fun burn, you know? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now, hold on, I was trying to think of a fun burn. I was gonna say it's a fun burn, like I don't know, syphilis, a fun burn? I'm assuming that's not, but I couldn't think of one.

A jalapeno pepper added into your salsa. It's a little fun burn, right? Fun burns. So what do you say is going on over there? What's wrong with you? Oh, I had downloaded the wrong notes. I had downloaded the notes for a fully different episode. So I was just going to be like vamp, vamp, vamp.

But all is right. Order has been restored into the Potomac recapping universe. All right. Well, we see on screen Decemberth, 2024, 12 hours after Karen was found guilty of Dewey and six other charges, including wigs that don't fit and having sex with chauffeurs with blue eyes. So we have a very serious video

because Karen is in trouble and you know this is America. And when you're in trouble, what you do is you put on a wig cap. I'm not a wig cap, a fur cap and mom jeans so that people understand that you're very downtrodden. Okay. This is a very downtrodden fur cap. It was a cap of sadness. You strip yourself down to your most raw state

so you can get that Charlize Theron Oscar. And here's Karen. In her monster look. Yeah, I was kind of hoping someone would come in, some PETA person would come in and spray paint her wig just to make it even worse. Because I was watching that video over the weekend of Rihanna trying to get into a car

and one of the PETA people is there and he's like, you know, how could you wear fur? You're a terrible human being, a billionaire who still wears fur, fuck you Rihanna. And one of the paparazzi guys is like, shut up, she looks good in that animal. She looks amazing in that animal. Yeah, I think America's back in its fur era right now,

whether they like it or not. Jeez. A lot of things. A lot of things have gone back. So yeah, Karen, well, we'll have to call Joanna Krupa to see what she has to say about this. Because if I remember correctly, she was a very active member on Real Hostos of Miami. So Karen is now in her guilt and forlorn state. And so producer is like, well, the verdict was red.

What was your initial reaction? And she goes, well, my heart dropped. We see her. And then we see a bunch of Karen headlines of me in the car. And she goes, this is very frightening, but I accept full responsibility for everything that went on with my car in that

accident. And by full responsibility, I mean, I happen to just have antidepressants and alcohol. I was not drunk driving. It was just poor, poor prescription planning. That's it. Yeah. And we start, you know, she says she's, she's taking responsibility while she's not really taking responsibility for anything, which is a very Karen answer. And we see flashbacks to the DUI video, which by the way, if you haven't watched it, a preview does not do it justice. Go watch it. No. Okay. And so, Ray is there and he's like, well, I had a couple of beers or something like that, right? Karen goes, yes, that's all I had. Listen to Ray now.

What you will not do is tell me what I can and cannot do. And then the producer's like, so it's only months till sentencing, how do you feel? And then we see another flashback to Karen in the car handcuffed. And she's sitting in the front seat, which I don't think that's allowed, but you know, she's a grand dame.

So she's in the front seat and she's like, do you know who I am? They're never going to touch me. This is like the ray of crimes. It's never going to touch me. So they call me the grand dame. I don't know what the fuck that's about. Andy Cohen gave it to me. Andy Cohen!

And girl, you're talking to a presumably straight, but police officer. He don't watch your show. You got to know your crowd. You know what I mean? Yeah, he doesn't know who Andy Cohen is. And the name drop does not work. No. So we come back to her video and she's like, well, I don't care about me right now. I care about my my sweet, sweet children. I care about my family. They are so hurt. I care about my sweet, sweet children. I care about my family. They are so hurt. I'm like, well, maybe you should have cared about them

before you got into the car. Maybe you should have cared about other people's family and children that you could have killed when you got in that car, Karen. I've already got one daughter with Ray face and now this, now this. And then she goes, well, I should have probably taken a cab.

And the police officer is like, yeah. Now listen, for someone who apparently, as we hear in the reunion, drives drunk as much as Karen does, you would think that someone would have told her, don't talk when you're pulled over, admit nothing and don't speak. Don't take a breath, don't do anything.

Just play possum. Yeah. Don't wear one on your head when you're doing a fake apology. But you know what? Trying to talk to drunk people, all the rules go out the window. Oh, that's true. Much like Karen could have.

So she's like, yes, I probably should have taken a cup. And the producer says, do you think that maybe you have an issue with alcohol? No, I am not an alcoholic. Let's be clear. Let me be very clear about something. I take full responsibility. I'm not an alcoholic. I didn't even have anything to drink that night. I was just tired and I saw a bird the other day. It made me sad. So I got distracted. It happens, you know, full responsibility. If I'm addicted to anything, it's driving.

We should do something about cars, being so addictive. It was a very comfortable car. I would rather sit nowhere else while I'm drinking for funsies, not addiction. Why do we have a right side and a wrong side of the road? Why can't we have all the sides be right? I just want to share my love with both sides of the road. And is that so wrong?

So then they get to the police station and the cops like, would you like me to help you out? No, no, don't tell me what I can do it. No, I can't do it. I am lit. I am lit. Things you don't want to say for trying to tell everyone that you're not drunk driving. She is just, I mean, they might've started out with one criminal offense and you just

see him like taking more criminal offenses every second. Then she goes, now, I know that a lot of little children look up to me. Girl, you are still drunk. There are no little children looking up to you. Now stop that. Go to the streets of Mumbai and meet the orphans there

and they'll say, when will Karen come and meet us? In the streets on the police scanners of Potomac, we've been called to another school, there are too many kindergartners and shifty wigs. We're having a crackdown. Yeah, I'm just waiting to see the armies of children raiding the jail, it was January 6th. Be like, not Auntie Karen.

They called me Auntie Karen. She has her own happy meal. They just sell little toys like her props in the show, little witches. Hello, this year for the Girl Scouts, we've changed our mission. All proceeds will go towards clearing Karen's name. She means so much to us.

I'll take six boxes of the I am lit, thanks. So- Damn those Girl Scouts, by the way, those little fucking drug dealers. You know, I'm so sick of these Girl Scouts. I have a friend with a brownie, I guess. She's a brownie, I shouldn't call her Girl Scout, because you know, I'm like, I should be harassing the brownies. They're who really deserves

my ire today. This little fucking drug dealer is like, Mr. Brownie, will you support my brownie drink by buying some cookies? I'm like, sure, send me 10 boxes of cookies. I've eaten 10 boxes of cookies. How do you stop eating those? I hate those little girls. I'm onto you. I'm onto you, you little witches. All right, we're concentrating on alcoholism on this show, but I'm watching you. Yeah, I guess I'm fortunate that all my Girl Scout cookie connects have gone away.

So I am not, I'm not- They're afraid of your house. A Girl Scout walks up to your house, you're like, get a job job What are you doing here child? Get out they come with cookies. It's a whole there's a whole different story going on You know, I don't like children but children who bring me cookies, you know Like you know how it's like it's supposed to be like stranger dangers when the adult like lures children with the candies and cookies I get lured when the children lose me with a cookie. Yeah, exactly. Who's stranger danger now, those little fucks?

That's my stranger danger. They're in the creepy white van driving around the neighborhood, and their mom's driving it. They're like, just find a fat person and throw some cookies at his head, and then drain his bank account while he sits there and suffers from diabetes. Bastards.

We've unfortunately lost Ben on the podcast. He's been missing from Watcher Crappins for six days. Uh, this just in, he has been found in a suburban home. He just followed a trail of cookies to a little girl's home and her mother is feeding him lasagna. It's a very benign abduction. So. A lot of children look up to me.

Children believe that Karens are their future. Treat her well and let her lead the way. So then we see three weeks later, January 9th, 2025 at 6 a.m. The ladies are arriving to the reunion. Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. And now they're walking around seeing if Karen's name is on any doors.

Stacey is going around and she's going up to Ashley and she goes, is Karen here? I don't see her name anywhere. And she doesn't have a dressing room. And then Kierna, there's a lot of footage of Kierna roaming the hallways. Did they tell Kierna where she's supposed to go? Because we see her going down this hallway for a very long time. They just keep cutting to her, going through hallway to hallway. She's like in a whole other building.

She's just in the Empire State building just looking, going through cubicles and stuff. They're like, gosh. Why don't you think she could find her name either? Poor Kierna. They're like, oh God, Kierna's here. Okay, we gotta put Kierna on, get a name for her somewhere, please. Someone print it.

You get to Kierna's room, it's just like drawn in a crayon. No, and Greg sitting there in the corner, he's like, you must wear a polo for the reunion. The A-R-E-N is scratched out, and it's just like written above it. Yermah. Yermah. So when Kierna winds up talking to Wendy

and Kierna says the last time she spoke to Karen was New Year's Eve. And so they try to call Karen, but it goes right to voicemail. And then Wendy tries and it goes to voicemail. So they're like, oh yeah, we're not gonna hear from her. She says she's not coming.

Oh, and then Wendy is very, very offended, because that's Wendy's best look, it's when she's very offended, you know? And she's very offended, the Karen won't answer the phone. What are you offended by? You're trying to corner, all of you are trying to corner Karen at her most vulnerable state, and by that I mean sober, on camera calling

when she's not at the reunion. Leave the woman alone, or don't leave her alone really, but don't act all offended when she doesn't answer the phone. She's like, how dare she? I wowed hard for her. And if nothing else, at least for the people who soldiered for you and supported you, answer the phone. Answer the phone. Answer the phone. I know you are home. Um, the thing is like, I think I have two things. Well, okay, here's the nice thing to say. Yes, we're all happy that Karen has gone to a recovery center.

Yes, yes, obviously. We always want that for people. That being said, she decided to check in the night before the reunion. So let's not eliminate the fact that this is a, she's using the old get out of jail free card that comes, except now she's not really getting out of jail. Yeah, she doesn't get that anymore. She's like go to jail via card.

So she's doing the classic Luann de La Salle, and I've seen some other people do this. Go to, happened to happen to check into rehab the night before the reunion. And I'm sure there's definitely, you know, obviously mental health reasons to do that because you probably in a fragile state and the last thing you need is to be hammered from all sides.

No pun intended. But then at the same time, like you did really kind of, she lied a lot this season about drunk driving and she needed, I honestly think she should have had her feet held to the fire a little bit before going into rehab. And then at rehab, she can then start the process of healing. But this was very convenient on her part. And I feel bad for these women.

This was like the biggest doorway with the biggest pizza that didn't get to be delivered. So they delivered in any way. They don't care. They really don't care. They're like, let's just kick her. They're like, just put a doll of Karen on the ground and we'll just kick that. We'll just kick that the whole time.

So they all come, they look beautiful. I mean, this is a gorgeous cast and they're in white. So they're in all different, you know, white pearls and white sequins and all of that. And then of course we have to ruin it because Ashley's like, my bunions hurt. Mm-hmm, yeah. And they walk out onto this reunion stage that it feels like,

what is, like, it feels like an Andrew Lloyd Webber show or something, like they have built out Panama and there's 3D like renderings of buildings and there's like hats for sale I mean, it's just so funny because sometimes for reunions they go for something That's like very sleek and cool and chic and then sometimes Like some theater Queen gets in there and like gets to build the set that they've always wanted to build and this one is just Fully in the middle of like a Broadway musical. Yeah, it's like Man of La Mancha over there all the same

Well, that's a jail, so I guess not. But that's the only musical I could think of. The Man of La Mancha. I'm tilting at windmills, eh? I've actually been hurt doing that. So they come onto this set, and I'm surprised they missed the opportunity to make the set Wendy's Birthday Party. I really thought that's what they were going to do,

because that was an all-white thing too. So I thought they were going to be like, it's birthday party. I really thought that's what they were gonna do because that was an all white thing too. So I thought they were gonna be like, it's still your birthday Wendy. Yeah, I thought they were gonna do like Lake Norman or something. You know, like on Beverly Hills and Orange County lately, they have been filming on these kind of like, like panoramic video screens, like the Mandalorian.

And it's like, we are taking you to the hills of Beverly Hills or like to the ocean. And I was thought maybe they might do that for Lake Norman but then you just see like a sports car, like a sports car boat going around in circles in the background the entire time and might be a little distracting. Yeah, God, who knew that was foreshadowing

to Karen's future? I know, right? So Wendy's like, oh my gosh, look at Giselle's nails. Wow, you can never tell me again about my nails Okay, and just I was like, ha ha ha ha ha So then hello everybody. Welcome to real housewives of atomic season 9. We're gonna be three parts Why no idea, but here we go. I'm Andy Cohen I'm in Panama and it's safe to say that a lot has changed and we're gonna get into that

But there's an elephant in the room And that is the absence of Karen Mick Karenston everybody. What do you think the Grand Dom's not with us tonight? Has anybody spoken to Karen? Do they know if Karen has new boobs? And so I was like no no we haven't talked because okay Well three weeks ago as you know Karen was found guilty of seven out of eight charges related to the single car DUI crash that happened in March of 2024.

Ha ha ha. Oh no, not a laugh. Okay. Karen is not here today because she has checked herself into a private recovery center. What do you guys think about this? So now they all have to actually not say what's really on their mind, which is like, she's trying to avoid us. They all have to be like really nice,

oh, that's really great. Like that's so good for Karen. I mean, cause it is good for Karen. But you know, everyone was like, I can't believe that bitch didn't show up today. Yeah. And Gisele, you know, kind of shockingly gives the nicest answer where she's like,

well, it's fantastic. You know, she lives in a land of delusion. And sometimes we think that's funny and cute, but in this case, it's not. I just want her to get help. And Wendy's like, well, it's interesting that she's doing it before his sentencing. Well, Wendy, I like when Wendy feels like she's solved a mystery. She's like, well, pretty interesting that it's just happening right before the reunion, right? And right before the sentencing. And so she's like, wow, pretty interesting that it's just happening white before the reunion, right? And right before the sentencing. And, uh, so she's like, is she doing it because she needs help or because she feels like it will lighten the blow of the sentence? First of all, no alcoholic wants lighter blow.

Second of all, as Andy says, who the fuck wouldn't, you know, yeah, they all, yeah, cause yeah, at first they're like, yeah, it's like a conspiracy. And then that's when everyone's like, but shouldn't you do this? That's exactly what you should do, you know? I saw her picking up twash on the side of the Fuiwei. It's almost like she's trying to kiss ass. Yeah, that's what you fucking do. Okay.

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And she pulls out her cheap picture frame with Karen there, which is just great. They just have it propped up on the side and they just cut to it at like random times over the course of the hour. Wait a minute, wait a minute everybody, wait a minute. Stacey here. I just want to say give her some grace. Give her some grace. Stacey's overacting is so fucking funny in this whole reunion. I loved it. I love Stacey even more after this reunion. Me too. Like, I love the way she goes from, like, melodrama, but then she's like melodrama, but then when you come for her, she really stiffens up really quickly,

and she's very funny. She does. And she's just her whole, like, most offended person out of all of the people who have ever lived is my favorite version of her. I think it's so funny. So he's like, well, how, oh, sorry, man. I was just gonna say, I feel like a melodramatic housewife,

like a purely melodramatic housewife. That's like a special thing. And we actually don't get it as much as we think. Like people may act melodramatic, but there are some that just are melodramatic. And Stacy is definitely in that camp. So like she has won me over three times over. Yeah, and you rhymed.

So- With my own word. She won me over three times over. Because you're welcome. So Andy jokes that she wouldn't be happy about getting second position. And then Ashley's like, no, she doesn't get first position. It's my picture. It's my picture.

It's my picture. So she takes it back. So now not only does Karen get to not show up today, she gets to make her own video, which is such bullshit. I don't think she should have been allowed to do this, even though I thought it was one of the best ones. I thought it was comedically perfect, but it shouldn't have been allowed. I would have been like, no objection.

It was so Karen. So first of all, if this truly was the Charlize Theron monster trajectory, because if the December video was Karen filming monster, the pre reunion video was her accepting her Academy award for the feature film monster. Cause now she's glammed up again looking gorgeous Actually, I mean she's she may never have looked any better like tell this woman She has to go to rehab more because she this is this is just she looks great So then she gives a literal acceptance speech because oh yeah, that is as you have noticed. I am NOT there

I am going away to a treatment center to address taking antidepressants and drinking. Okay, to address why you made the choice of doing these two things. I don't think you're still not taking full ownership of what you did, which was drinking and driving. Okay, drinking and driving. I'm at a treatment center to address the fact that laws are unfair against people who wear possums

on their head when they're upset. Hopefully we'll get some laws passed. I'm very sure of it. Now, I would like to get to the bottom of it, but since there's no bottle here, I would be remiss if I didn't take this time to thank those who truly touched my heart during this whole process. First, the possum who died for that fur. That fur got me a long way ladies. Second, Gisele. Gisele. Gisele. Gisele.

Hold on, let me adjust my teeth for a moment. The path we've been on together. I was like, oh my God, she's really going to give a speech. She gave a full three paragraph speech. Yeah, she really did. She's like, you know Gisele, I just really, you know, that note that you put in my flowers that said, roses are red, violets are blue, sorry about rehab.

Well, this drink's for you. That was just so kind. I will cherish it always. I love the card that said, one step at a time, one foot in front of the other, not side to side, stop dancing, this is a DUI, you're drunk, say the alphabet backwards. Very kind, very kind, Giselle, thank you.

Giselle's to say. To the kind officer who arrested me for taking antidepressants while drinking, I just have to say to you, your autograph is on the way, so you just keep an eye out for that one. You're welcome. In advance. I'm also taking a stance against cops flirting with me

every time they pull me over. This time I was put in the most sexy handcuffs I've ever seen. You're not getting a piece of this. All right, you are not getting a piece of this. So the little deer that was so afraid of my car for no good reason, I'll just say, I am going to get out of this place and I shall drive again so next time you better stay off that

median because I'm coming for you. To quote my good friend Rihanna, where are you? Where are you now? Where are you? Where are you now? I found antidepressants and alcohol in a lonely place. So she thanks Jesus. And K to K. I would like to give this to K. K, nobody remembers your name, but I do. And it's K. Let's just stick with K. Can we roll that back? Do we have editing on this video, Ray? Ray Jassy, Jassy, you sent me special notes that really touched my heart. And to my cause, Jassy, I'm sorry for the median situation. We'll get you fixed. Kandish Now I know she's no longer with us on the show, but Candish reached out to me and she's been

a soldier. She's been a soldier for me. So Candish, thank you. Thank you for being a soldier, Candice. Now, wait a minute, there's a special person on my list. And Wendy's just sitting there like, really bitch? Like, it better be me. I would like to thank the Hamburglar. You know, I was stopping at a McDonald's, I was about to eat a hamburger and a little hamburger came and stole it away from me. Thank you for that. That's the reason I look so good today to accept this award. I was gonna do it, McDonald's reference too.

We've been doing this for too many years together. Anyway, to the early bird. The early bird does get the worm and I note to the early bird, don't have the worm with antidepressants. Could land you in rehab. Oh my gosh. So she ends it with, oh, and Andy.

Of course, Andy. Andy is the person who's special on my list. Andy, your note meant the world to me. I opened it, it was just some apple sauce on a page. It was kind of like a Rorschach. I had really stared at it, but I found the love. He's like, oh, I didn't even mean to send her a card. I think I showed her a picture and my son just splattered apple juice on something. But I'm glad she got it. Glad she got it. All right, Andy, I'm not done with my speech. Now, I will be back. And you and Gisele can fight over who called me the Grand Dom first,

but I will be coming back as Karen Huger because Karen is enough. Today, I drop the mask of the Grand Dom. I'm just Karen, just the good old formal Grand Dom, someone going to rehab. I am Karen Huger. Karen is enough. Grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma,

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He's like, Wendy, you seem unmoved. And she goes, did I? And he's like, yeah. And she goes, and Mia's like, well, I think that it's really interesting that she didn't think Wendy, because they're so close. Well, I think it would be selfish for me to frame it in that way,

because this isn't about me and this is about her. Okay, everyone here that I did acknowledge that this is Karen's moment. Okay, so now we'll go in on her. Thank you. Okay, everyone here that I did acknowledge that this is Karen's moment. Okay, so now we'll go in on her. Thank you very much, everyone. I have reached out to her and I supported her through the season. And you know, I feel something

and I'm not trying to complete the two because I also feel something about what she told Stacey about me that I saw play out throughout the season. So I feel like having seen that couple with this, it adds up to, that's not my friend. That's it. That's not my friend. That's it. That's not my friend. Wow, wow.

This is one of the first times on a reunion that we have seen the victim cloak denied. Wendy has denied the victim cloak. Sorry. So they're like, wow, I can't believe her. Wow, Wendy. And Giselle's like, whatever, Wendy, you always knew that she wasn't your friend.

And Mia's like, well, I don't know why, because I know why, because you've been supporting her and you've been writing for her. So exactly. That's not my friend. So then we see flashbacks to all the times that Wendy defended Karen. And again, it's sort of surprising to me because it always seemed like Karen never really liked Wendy. So as she's like, by the way, not to like add insult to injury, but in case you forgot, you did take her to the White House.

Don't forget, you took her to the White House. She's like, yes, that is in the fold. Yes, thank you. People are always so excited to go to the White House. That's the place that steals your money every year. The fuck are you so excited about that place for? What do they do? So, listen, we watch House Hunters.

Doesn't mean we want to go into any of those houses. Sometimes you just want to take a look. you so excited about that place for? What do they do? So, uh. Listen, we watch House Hunters, doesn't mean we wanna go into any of those houses. But, you know, sometimes you just wanna take a look. So, Wendy is asked, like, why she never acknowledges that Karen doesn't really like her. Because it's an alliance for the show. I mean, we all know that, right? They're just, Karen needs Wendy, and Wendy needs Karen,

and that's it, they're not friends outside of the show. Wendy doesn't call Karen when she gets her drunk driving or whatever, you know, at least it doesn't seem like it from this because when everybody else is like, I've spoken to Karen, I spoke to her at Christmas, I spoke to her at New Year's. You never hear that from Wendy. But I think that that counts and alliance counts, you know, and I don't blame Wendy for being annoyed.

And also I don't really blame her for keeping her foot on Karen's neck during this whole reunion. Just because Karen, I mean, just because Karen didn't show up, doesn't mean that they can't still hold her accountable. So, you know, in fact, you could have passed from me. You have to take that privilege of being able to totally go after someone and they can't defend themselves. So like, you know, there is a, yes, Karen does not have to face the fire, but at the same time, she also, they get free rein to say whatever they want about her. Um, which, you know, there is a, yes, Karen does not have to face the fire, but at the same time she also, they get free rein to say whatever they want about her.

Um, which, you know, I tend to believe in this case. So Wendy is basically like, um, it's not that I never want to acknowledge that she has issues with me. It's just, I take people for what they show me and she's not showing me that. And also I want to say that last year when my mother was being dragged through the mud, Karen was the one of the only people who stuck up for my mother. But that's also because Karen, you know,

Karen's sticking up for I think the older person and she's also gonna stick up for the mom because she can be like, you never come for mother, like you've come for me when my mother, you know, all that. So Andy's like, okay, well, that's fair. Well, one interesting thing about that video was when she said she's gonna come back as Karen and not the Grand Dame.

Now is Karen the one who wore the possum on her head or is that the Grand Dame? I don't want that one back. Tell that one not to come back. And I would like to point out that for the record, my eyes almost fell out of my face when my name came up in footage. And really just anytime I'm on the stage and my eyes are almost always falling out of

that my face. Well, just want to point out that I did not coin the term grand don the lady the left of me did and just like that was me. Yeah. Didn't you think he was gonna say my eyes almost fell out of my face because I never sent her a card. I could have sworn he was gonna say like, I never sent her anything. What is she thanking me for? Yeah, so then Giselle,

we see footage of Giselle saying grandam. And so Andy says, well, the body cam footage from the night of the accident found its way online and it was really tough to watch slash also kind of funny. Anyway, there were thousands of comments. So people, we have comments from people who were just like dismayed with Karen, dismayed that she was actually not owning it

in the same way, people telling that they've lost family members to drunk drivers, et cetera, a lot of anger, et cetera. So Mia's like, well, I knew, and I've been trying to tell everybody that she needed help. I'm like, oh yes, Mia the harbinger of truth at all times. Mia, the moral center of this show, love it.

Thank you, that's the better way to say it. And he's like, well, there's more to discuss on Karen, don't worry, we'll be dragging her the entire hour. Now she, I brought it, and Mia's like, yeah, you know, I ain't saw him because we've been out drinking so many times and she's gotten behind her car, you know, and watching Karen trying to drive drunk while standing behind her car, I mean, that was very sad to watch, and I just had to say if you're going to drive drunk, at least get in the driver's seat. It's just been, it's been a sad time.

It's been a sad time, Hanby. Well, there's much more to discuss, but first, Dr. Wendy and her brand new decade embarked on a new career path and got herself a new bestie by the name of Gisele. Let's watch, slithers. So we see clip package of Wendy's season, which is a good clip package because she had a good season. Boring. Did she is a good clip package because she had a good season and boring. Did she have a good season? Did she really? She had a good season that we liked her, right?

She did, but she was good with, I think she interacted pretty well with everybody this season and she was somewhat enjoyable, but I think her storyline stuff was kind of boring. Although, you know, I don't even know what I'm talking about because I'm not a huge fan of storyline stuff anyway. I mostly just like the group scenes and them fighting. Yeah, exactly.

I'll take that back and shut the fuck up. How about that? I think that she had a very strong season in terms of just likability and you know. All right, well, Wendy, you are lighter and funnier. What do you attribute that to? Specifically, which producer do you wanna thank for telling you, you gotta get this together?

Well, I would like to thank my almost pink slip for that one, that was great. And he's like, okay, you were great. And she's like, well, but 40 is just so monumental. It's so monumental that my kids are still giving me cereal with candles in it. And you know, I just wanted to start anew. And quitting my job, that was the weight lifted off me

because I was tired of having to conform to antiquated ideas of what professors should be, which I found interesting because that's kind of alluding to the fact that she wanted to get out of there because they didn't approve of her being a housewife, right? Is that how you took it? Uh, I did. I did. I don't know. It's kind of funny because it's like, yeah,

like we should have open minds about our professors and whatever. But also it's like, I don't think that professorship is like a protected class. Like if there's certain standards at a university of behavior that a university wants of their professors, they don't want their professors necessarily going on TV and squabbling or whatever.

I think that's okay. I think that's okay if a job is like, yeah, we don't love this vibe for our students. That being said, I still back Wendy 100%. Yeah, and it's also okay to say, fuck this, I don't like it. Bye. Yeah, absolutely there is. I think she's incredibly smart, and I love that she was a professor and a housewife.

And so Gisele's like, well, now they talk about their relationship with Giselle and how it's so much better. And they had a long talk. And Wendy tells us that that was actually a two hour conversation that they had. And Andy's like, wow, that's a lot of freak calamari. Am I right? Okay, well, it's great that you guys are open

to working with each other, you know, and they compliment each other a lot. And Giselle's like, well, you know, she is majorly articulate, articulately. Is that even a word? No, now we know who is the professor and who isn't. But articulately is a word, isn't it? But I think, but I think she said she's just using it wrong. She's majorly articulately.

Yeah. She was getting too excited about adverbs. So Andy asked about happy Eddie and Wendy says that that's booming, which I don't know. I mean, like I, I don't really, I haven't smoked weed in forever and I haven't, I really don't go to dispensaries. Do people actually buy a happy Eddie or is this just a Wendy B full of it? Cause I am honestly so sick of happy yeti. If I have to hear about happy yeti one more time, I'm gonna be sad Ben.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's like caught on nationally. I mean, there's so much weed, but I mean, I guess they're doing fine. She got to quit her job, you know, so that's good. So then they ask, he asks if everybody's gotten to try Happy Eddie and Stacey did. And she's like, I salute your husband's business. And I think you're going to be so successful. And so just sounds like aren't you trying to start your own

Happy Eddie? And I don't know, Stacey seems fishy here. What do you think? She does, but also Wendy seems way too proprietary about something pretty basic because everyone's starting these kind of companies. I mean, look at Tamra, et cetera. Yeah, Tamra did it first. If Tamra doesn't yell at you for doing it, you can't yell at everybody else for doing it, I guess.

I don't even think Tamra did it first. I feel like someone else did it even before Tamra. Oh, Housewife? I mean, the chick from Stars of Sunset started her Wussau thing, but I think before that, I don't think there was another Housewives weed, was there? You know what, I don't know. I'm talking out of my ass, it's a Monday.

That's what happens sometimes. I don't know, I mean, yeah, I don't think you can be proprietary, but in your own cast, and her thing isn't that you can't start one. Her thing is like, but I hope you're not doing that without talking to me. Cause you know, that's the, that's the rule. You have to get permission from whoever came out with the first wick. And then we see the clip of Karen being like,

well she can enjoy her three wick and I can enjoy my nine wick. Yeah. And Ash is like, well, she can enjoy her three week and I can enjoy my nine week. Yeah. And Ash is like, is it called spacey Stacy? And she's like, absolutely not. I have not done anything of the sort. No, no. Although knowing Stacy, she probably be releasing some sort of like edible potpourri. It's like, it's not weed, it's potpourri. And now it's a chewable. Enjoy. So I was like, so you didn't have a meeting with someone and tell him that you're a celebrity? And she's like, absolutely not. So because he asked you why on earth do I need to work with you? And you were like, because I'm a celebrity, yeah.

And she's like, absolutely not. Absolutely. Okay, I just can't, just stop repeating yourself, please. She's a bad liar. Well, when she comes out with Happy Stacy next season, don't be surprised. And then she again goes,

Stacy, Stacy, come on, I'm trying to give you some branding advice. I would never do such a thing ever. Long from Johns in Salt Lake City says, it was great seeing you prioritize life and take a leap to leave your professor job. Do you really think it's fair to stipulate that your children don't get inheritance

unless they get a master's degree? No, I don't think it's unfair to stipulate shit to your children. They don't get shit unless I say they get shit, okay? And these are my rules for you to get shit. The end. Yeah, and so Wendy explains, I thought this was hilarious for a specific reason

because she goes, okay, so we have a trust for our children and there's different stipulations. So whether or not they're gonna get money, but if they get a master's, they get X amount of extra dollars. If they learn to speak Igbo, which is our native tongue, they get X amount more. If they get a Toyota Celica, they lose money.

If they get a Mercedes, they gain money. If they come out with anything over three weeks, they're done, they're done, no money. And then everyone's like, oh my God, this is a great idea. Wow, wow. And they're all like, yeah, this is great. This is what we should do. And I think it's so funny because like,

I feel like there's a sentiment that, um, if kids do do what you want and if a parent pays them a certain amount of money, like here you get $200 for doing this, it's considered like bribing your children as kind of like lazy parenting. But like when you frame it as no, there's a trust and they'll get money and they'll just get more money. If there's bonuses, like you present it, like it's a formal process and just the mere fact that it's a trust and they'll get money and they'll just get more money if there's bonuses. Like you present it like it's a formal process

and just the mere fact that it's a trust is like, shows a certain amount of intentionality that people are like, oh, this is a totally different thing. I'm like, it's basically the same thing, but it just sounds so much more intelligent. So everyone's like, yeah, this is a great idea. Well, it's also interesting because it's a different way of framing,

I'm controlling my children's life, which is kind of Wendy's thing against her mother, is that her mother controls too much and she wants too much from her. And then Wendy not only has the you're gonna get a master's degree, she has like a five page list of shit they have to do for the rest of their lives to get this money, you know?

I mean, some of the stuff she's talking about is not easy stuff. It's like, learn a new language, join the sorority. Yeah, join the sorority. I mean, this is like Glen Gary Glen Ross. It's like you have to sell it. Like they're going to get a watch at some point in their lives that they hit a certain benchmark.

Yeah. And so when you tell the parent who's doing it, you're like, oh my god, way to incentivize your children. But in 20 years, when those kids are on a Housewives show, they're going to be like, my mother controls my life. They're going to be like, that witch, that witch. Commercials, here comes one right now. So they talk about the White House

and she's like, well, yeah, I mean, that was really great because after seeing the results of the 2024 election, glad I could share that with my kids because who the hell knows where we're going to be four years from now. And just I was like, we won't be. Jeez. Well, you know, it's... We're all going to be dead.

There will be no White House or no us. Yeah. It's over. Well, you invited Karen to the White House. Do you have any regrets about that? Yes, I wish I didn't. It's like, really? Well, mainly because Karen to the White House. Do you have any regrets about that? Yes, I wish I didn't. It's like, really?

Well, mainly because she crashed her car into the front gates. It was really embarrassing. And then she tried to give a blowjob to the president just because she heard someone else did it. She's really such a clumpy cat. Karen's still trying to compete with 30-year-old news. Well, I mean, listen, when Bill Clinton said,

it depends on what the definition of is, is that is actually the blueprint for Karen Huger. I mean, that is a Karen Huger line if I ever heard it. Yeah. I did not have sex with that woman. That is a Karen, Bill Clinton was actually the original Karen Huger, if you really think about it. I remember when he wore that fur cap to apologize to the nation. He wore mom jeans.

So what was your reaction, by the way, when you revealed, what was your reaction when you heard that Karen was talking shit about you, Wendy, to Stacey before the season began? She's like, well, why, what reason does Stacey have to lie? That'll, you know, that's going to cause more friction with her in the group. So yeah, I believe what Stacey said. And Karen is like, yeah, but the only thing is that I didn't think that it was kind that

you actually waited until you and Karen's relationship was kind of going south to bring that to Wendy. Why not? If you're friends with someone, you hold their secrets. If your friend betrays you, you spill their secrets. That's what friendship is, especially on Housewives. Yeah. How do you keep your alliances straight if you shoot your wad too early? You've got to keep that collateral. Okay. Let's stop going back to the Clinton years. Okay. Okay, let's stop going back to the Clinton years. Okay. Come on.

You got to, sometimes you got to take someone to the cleaners. Oh, geez. To a dress. Or you got to save it in the closet. Just wait till the right time. Splooge. Just a little crinklier. So then, this is a real trip with two P's.

Get it. So then Stacy's like, well, I tried to keep her secrets, but then months later she didn't stand by me. So and she's like, I chose that time to tell the truth. And Wendy's like, and funny enough, when Stacy was joining the group, I haven't told you this, but Karen told me be careful of the woman that's coming into this group because she's very smart and she's very educated. Oh no.

Is she? Stacey goes, oh. Gisela decided to come for Stacey this episode and we still totally understand why. She's been coming for the whole season for no reason and it's wonderful. But it's like a little bit more pointed today, and I think Stacey was not expecting it.

And she's all goes, is Stacey smart and educated? Uh, you don't think she seems educated? And she goes, I do have a degree, and I'm very smart and educated and compassionate, and also a wonderful person. Throwing in some bonus accolades. and compassionate and also a wonderful person. Throwing in some bonus accolades. But just this comment, what's so bad about Karen saying,

this woman that's coming into the group is really smart and educated? Why? Well, I guess you're trying to say like, be careful with her because she's going to be crafty because she's smart. But she's talking to the smart person. So it sounds like she's telling Wendy, watch out.

Another smart person is coming onto the show. Yeah. She's going to try. She wants to activate Wendy. She wants Wendy to be. Because Wendy, like that's her. That's her slot is she's the smart one. So if there's another smart one, then she's going to be like, wait a second. And like maybe go after her. Yeah. So she's like, well, I have no idea why Karen wouldn't want to like-minded, wonderful, smart, educated people to be together. And just goes, yeah, I don't think I had anything to do with that. I mean, come on, look at you. Let me say this.

You did point out that you feel that Karen's MO is that she takes the new girl and then she tells them what she wants them to know about everybody. And we see flashbacks of her doing this with Ashley, et cetera, and Andy, Andy, because one of them says she grooms them. I think, I think- Giselle uses that.

Giselle said she grooms them. She calls her a groomer. Ma. Which is a really intense phrase for this. So then Stacey goes, okay, well, so you guys know what I'm saying is true. So Giselle, you know that this meeting took place at the Tally Ho, right?

And she goes, absolutely, yeah. And we see a photo from the Tally Ho, which is where all the grooming goes down at Potomac. And Kierna didn't get to go to the Tally Ho, but she did get befriended. which is don, don, don. If it's like, oh no. So look, I don't know about some of this. I guess Karen has been caught doing this,

but I don't see the problem. Listen, if there's a new person, you go directly to that new person, you go to lunch and you tell them the shit you think about every, I mean, who doesn't do that? This is just normal human interaction. I mean, Kara's not here to stand up for herself, but let me just say as an elder person, I go up to the younger people

and I talk shit to the people I don't like first before they can talk it about me. That's just how you do it. Okay. It's self preservation. But it always backfires. Okay. You know, in Jurassic Park, the first big bad was the Tyrannosaurus, but it was really the velociraptors in the second half that you like that were the ones that you really remember, right? So like it's like going to a used car dealership, you know Or just a car dealership you go in for your Subaru a guy comes out or a gal and you go and you give it A test drive and they talk it up and you finally go to you're like, oh, this is great I'm gonna get it and there comes, in comes the closer

and you wind up spending like two hours with a closer and the first one you always forget. So Karen kind of has like first- The closer is all, I love muffins. I love cupcakes. And you're like, so why is Kira Cedric trying to convince me that she likes to eat carbs? She just can close anything.

It's amazing. But the point is this, whoever you deal with first is not who you're going to deal with last. So Karen rushing in to like, to get like a newbie on their side, it always backfires because inevitably they wind up talking to the other people and then they realize that Karen has been poisoning them. And so then they turn on Karen every single time this happens. That's the backfires because Karen doesn't have any loyalties. She shit talks everybody and that's what keeps getting Karen in trouble is that she keeps saying she's somebody's friend and then she's talking shit about them for no reason.

Oh Karen, I tried to stick up for you, but it's already been demolished. Goodbye. Everybody's talking about the self-absorption, but does anybody here think that this is a valid criticism of Wendy? Is she self-absorbed and is she not a girl's girl? And Giselle goes, well, yes, she's self-absorbed. Have you been watching this show? But you know, who isn't? We're housewives, basically.

Yeah. Because they basically, because when, because Karen does the whole thing of like, well, I see Karen a different way because when everything went down, she came to the hospital with me, yada, yada, yada. And they're all like, okay, Karen, now we've heard enough of that. It's time for us to break the news to you

that Karen loves being a mother goose. And once she can no longer daughter you anymore, then she becomes a monster. So get with the program. So Wendy's like, let me tell you something. It takes a strong woman to be friends with me because I'm very sure of myself. I walk in a room like God sent me there because God did. Does that make sense? Okay, sure. Why not? I'm going to leave it there because God told me to leave it there. And let me be the

last person to wish you a happy birthday from God. We are gonna be right back after this. So, Demia's like, well, we've had all our birthdays, Andy. It's been my birthday. And Ashley's like, oh yeah, I heard there was some drama at your birthday. And Wendy's like, there was, what can the boing get up? And Mia's like, okay, well, I know you're mad, but like, honey, you're a snitch to hell.

And Wendy's like, she's not talking to you. She's like, thank you. So then Jassy comes out and, whoa, Jassy, Jassy, Jassy, I don't know, if it's Jassy or if it's Jazzy, I'm just gonna pronounce it different ways throughout this reunion and hope to get it right sometimes. And she's like, oh, hi, Andy. Okay, well, you are engaged. So congrats. What season is it? It's definitely a summer wedding. Okay, great. And I'm

told you have the invite with you. So Jassy is getting to do all her like real housewife things that she didn't get to do during the season. So, she hands over this big red velvet invitation with like a mirrored back on the inside and everything. And they look at it and it's exciting. And Darius is on the cowboys these days. And Andy's like, okay, now that we got that out of the way, so we have a little bit of questioning about the timeline of your relationship

Megan from Poopy town says Jesse it appears to me that you were the side chick who made the dude leave his family Mia You're a side chick. What's your professional side chick? Oh My god the way I laughed at that when he just did that like, Mia, as a side chick, what do you think? What's your professional side chick take? And they all crack up because that shit's hilarious. And so then we see a clip of Jassy trying to describe her timeline with Darius and she's like,

oh yeah, we've been together a couple of years. He's a great father to two boys that were both already created before me. Are they build-a-bears? Like what the fuck? And she's like, well, the children are three and turned one a month ago. And wait, the children are three and turned one a month ago.

The children are three, like one is three and one just turned one a month ago. Even though she and Darius have been together for nine months or something like that or a year and a half or whatever. The timing was so, I don't know how Jassy did not become a real housewife with this crazy ass timeline. Like this is the sort of thing that they would have harped on all season long. Like I think that like the Kierna lot probably should have been for Jassy. Also Jassy's husband or future husband is an NFL player, which is,

you know, like Bravo likes things flashy like that instead of, you know, a social worker, no shade to social workers, but like it's Bravo, you know? Well, you never know. You never know what was going on this season with the casting. So Jassy is like, well, let. You never know what was going on this season with the casting. So Jassy's like, well, let's be clear. I was never a side chick. I'm the whole production, baby. It's like, okay.

Well, there's your, you just, you just gave up your tagline that you didn't get, you know? You know, she's been working on that. When they cut her from the show, she's like, damn it, I'm using this tagline somewhere. That is so true. Yeah. I love her proclaiming how much she is not a side chick while she is literally clinging to the side of the sofa for her sidekick role on this reunion. Okay, with all due, you're building your friendship with him

while he was with another woman. And she goes, well, I had no idea. I mean, he's never posted the woman on social media. How was I supposed to know he had a girlfriend? Really? Come on. Maybe ask him. At worst, he clearly was with her and you knew it. And at best, this is the biggest red flag you could ever imagine. Like if he wasn't telling you about the girl he was sleeping

with and had two children with while you were like falling in love with him, what's going to happen with you when you're in that position? Who cares? He's in the NFL. That's all that matters. So she's like, yeah, well, they weren't together when she was pregnant. I mean, even she said that.

That was unbeknownst to me. So whatever. She's like, if I'm gonna be a side chick, I'm gonna get me an Andy Cohen. I'll be your side chick, Andy. And he's like, you're not amusing, still don't know your name. Can I get her name again?

Is she some sort of scooter? No, that's a jazzy or a rascal, whatever it is. So Jassy goes, well, but you know, she was like, sorry, that was my anti-colon impersonation. But you know, it's so frustrating because Monday through Sunday, every day of the week, it never gives side chick. Okay, now you're protesting too much.

It should be, I know how it looks. Yeah. You're just going through worse taglines now. Monday through Sunday, every day of the week, it never gave side chick. Like, what does that even mean? So Andy's like, okay, well, you also coined a new name for GNA, gangsters and alcohol.

Remember when Gisele kicked you out of her fundraising jogging pants party? What was that about? And so now they try and give Giselle and Ashley shit for getting kicked out of that party. Yeah. And so we come back. They didn't show Ashley singing. I don't seem to remember.

Maybe that'll be later. So Andy's like, okay, so Ashley, what question am I gonna ask you right now? Yes, the children are still on the kitchen counters. No? Is it about Josh? No? Do you wanna hear me sing?

No, definitely not that. I keep my love in the carry on. What does she say? I keep my love in the carry on. What does she say? Healing and thriving, just cause I'm surviving. I'm reviving. I keep my love in the carry on. I forgot the lyrics.

And you know, looking it up, they don't just pop up, which is crazy. How has nobody made a lyrics page for this song yet? Healing and thriving. So, there is one actually. So deep. Wow.

Sorry, I didn't mean to derail this whole thing. Yeah, but I need to know the lyrics. Throw up your hands, forget about all your problems, let's party, okay? Healing and thriving, no, not just surviving. Healing and thriving, now. Oh yeah, I'm healing, okay. Where's party. Okay. Healing and thriving. No, not just surviving. Healing and thriving now. Oh yeah. I'm healing. Okay. Where's the carry on part? I don't see it in here. Damn it. Bad lyrics. All right. Carry on.

If there's one song that does not need to be carried on with this song, please don't carry on. Please don't carry on now with those notes. So, um, then they start. She better not be flying on Spirit. Cause she's got to pay for her reeling and her thriving. So this is Ashley being asked about her divorce. He's like, I'm gonna ask you the same question I ask you every year.

Is it about Beavis? No Ashley. Oh, okay. Michael our divorce. Well, you know, it's in the hands of Stacey Virginia. And so we signed everything. And guess what? They are divorced.

She announced it, I think this week or last week. She is in fact divorced. So it all went through, good for you. It's happening. And then Jassy asked me, and you know, Stacey, that Andy compares that the alumna and the child support with Stacey's situation, and Jassy asked me if she's getting a divorce, and he was like, I am definitely not, yes I am.

No, I'm not getting a divorce. And she's like, okay, so you're just co-parenting with Gordon, and she goes, 1,000 brochures at a crack in the back. And he's like, well, okay, well, let's go back to Ashley. Cause no one believes Mia's ass. I guess that's, I guess I'll get into that later, that Mia's lying about her whole divorce thing.

Did you notice that Gisele did a little meta-bravo moment there where she went, the lies, the lies. Yeah. So then they ask about- There's nothing more to say about it. Because I know people are going to say, did you notice that Giselle said the lies, the lies?

I want to acknowledge we did that. I'll say yes. Yeah. So then, DeTricia from Austin, Texas says, does GNA even sell clothes? What the hell? Like your website's just photos of Giselle and Ashley.

And so they laugh and Giselle's like, well, the timing was kind of off for us to be selling apparel, so we're not doing that right now. As in the time for us to learn about how to make apparel and sell it happened 30 years ago and we don't know why we're doing it now. Wow.

And Ashley's like, I'm not spending money on that. I don't even know what I'm getting in the divorce. So now we're community outreach, health and wellness. Leave your brain tumors in your carry on. All right, well that doesn't have the same ring to it. Well, it's community outreach, Andy. Nothing sounds more like either a cult or a fraud than that rebranding.

And so me and Gus, so it's an arm grabber. And Stacy goes goes, so it's a non-profit. And Stacy goes, no, it's a fashion line. How dare you? They are grown, educated, beautiful women putting on a fashion line that's all about community outreach and health and wellness, of course. And Ashley's like, pay attention, we're not fashion. She goes, oh, oh, OK, OK then.

And she goes, we're a liaison. We're a liaison between the community and the charity. So the community says, where's GNA? And we say charity. And then. Just sounds like a boom, a boom liaison. All right, so what's going to happen next? Like what's step, what's step phase three?

And she goes, well, we'll see if you're invited. I mean, poor, you know, this, this should be, I feel like charades been waiting for a moment for, for like a really like shady athleisure to, to take away the shame that she's had that she's had to hold, uh, with the September spring summer for her joggers. Cause this is really, this is worse than the she by charade situation. Oh yeah.

They never came out with anything. So this one's a lot worse. So, Andy goes, okay, so I still don't get it. So the focus, helping the community, helping the homeless, help the community. You know, instead of giving the homeless joggers, we roll down our windows and we say, run, liaison. You say, Karen's coming down the street.

Find shelter and stay away from medians. We put horns on the front of cars, tiny little horns that only deer can hear when Karen is coming down the freeway. Liaison. So I'd love, I just, I love how they, like, the, this is so obviously just a stupid thing they made for the show. And the fact that Andy is seriously grilling them on it, and they have no answers.

They're like literally laughing about how, how flimsy their responses are about this. He goes, okay, well, let's talk about the dueling events. So Judy from Judy Townsend, if you say yes to one event or later invited to another shouldn't you prioritize the first event you RSVP to and just I was like, thank you. Why anybody wants to answer?

And they're like, but we were trying to stay yours. So that's why we came last to yours. And just I was like, the event was over. You missed the part where we announced liaison. And she's like, oh, give me a break. And after she's like, yeah, the event ended at nine and you got there at 8.03. That's less than an hour. Listen, 57 minutes is enough time to get their money,

stupid. Who kicks that many people out of a fundraiser? That's just stupid. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I thought it was rude of them. I think Giselle actually does have a point, which is like you said, you're coming to mine first. And you should have either done what Wendy did, which is Wendy said, sorry, I have a conflict. I'm going to Karen's. Or you tell Karen, I have a conflict. I'm going to Giselle's, but don't try to split it up and give half and half. That being said, Giselle, there was more than enough time for those women to show up and for Giselle to get a photo of them with her photographer that she

could put all of her social media and wherever and get her fundraisers, yada, yada, yada. But ultimately, I do think Giselle was in the right in this situation. I mean, she handled it rudely, but she was in the right. Yeah, I don't care about it anymore. It's too long ago. I can't. It feels like 10 years ago. This was a long season. Actually, you know what? I really enjoyed that, this little dueling event episode. Well, that was one of the best ones,

because that was back when we were still like, oh my God, they're back, this season's great. Because that's the first time we saw the new girl get all offended. Like, how dare you, I am leaving after she just got kicked out. It was just like a funny one episode, petty, you know, dual event situation.

It was very funny. I really liked it, but I agree. It's not like, it's not really worth spending a lot of time on the reunion, and they actually don't. So basically Gisele reemphasizes that she was really angry at Karen, which is why she threw everyone out, and she apologized to everyone, et cetera.

And then Andy's like, okay, great. Well, Jassy, you've been out here for about 35 seconds. Any final thoughts? Well, Andy, you might say I'm the side chick, but I'm standing front and center. All right, all right, all right. We'll see. You may want a potato, but guess what?

I'm a hamburger. I'm never the side. Okay, Jassy, you can go. I don't care if it's September and I don't care if it's July. I'm not the side. Okay, Jassy, you can go. I don't care if it's September and I don't care if it's July. I'm not a side chick. I'm not made of aluminum and I'm not made of linoleum because I'm not siding. I'm me. So Ashley's like, okay, well, since you're about to leave, when I saw you at the Christmas party, you mentioned that shit flew off the handle for Mia's birthday, so don't leave

before you throw Mia under the bus. And she's like, oh yeah, okay, okay. So. That was good of Ashley. Ashley's like, hello, we're supposed to be talking about this bullshit. So then Stacy's like, oh, we're gonna talk about Miami? Let's talk about Miami. She's always like, ooh, we're gonna talk about Miami? Let's talk about Miami.

She's all like, oh, let me get comfy. Cause all the women know. So they're so excited for this to come out. So Jassy says, everyone, this is what happened. Mia sent out a beautiful invitation to both Stacy and I. And we see this text where Mia says, I am thrilled to announce the celebration of the start of my final 40.

To make this milestone unregrettable, I would be honored to have you join me as we live it up in magical mania. It's so sad to call it my final 40. I mean, God, doesn't that sound like I'm dead? I'm dying. This is the final 40. There's not going to be another 40 left. Why are you saying you're gonna die before 80?

Like have some hope in yourself. And how could you talk about your final 40 on the same episode that Karen goes to rehab? I mean, she already had to, she not only had her final 40, she had her final leader and her final pint and her final shot, okay? My final handle. It's my final three fingers.

I'm just trying to find the right words. So then, so basically she invites them and Stacy replies, Mia, thank you so much for that special surprise. How fab. I'm so excited to celebrate with you, babe. I'm coming. And Jassy's like, yeah.

So Stacey said, come on, let's go to Miami. So we went to Miami. That's what girlfriends do, right? They support each other. And Jassy's like, and I'll let her tell her own story. I'm not, that's a very side move of you by the way, Jassy. But essentially Stacey landed and didn't hear from Mia.

And at the end of the day, we did not see Mia. You did nothing for nothing. I mean, how do you have Miami without Mia, right? It's the first three letters. So then Ashley and Giselle are like, what? Because she did not see Mia when they went to Miami and Andy's like, what? So Mia's not see Mia when they went to Miami. And Andy's like, what? So Mia's like, well, first I would like to say

I have since talked, spoken to both of them. And Stacy's like, you didn't talk to me. Mia's like, I did reach out to you. I texted you two days later. You haven't spoken to me. Well, I reached out to her via text because it's 2025 wearing Andes. Oh, and she's like, you can call people who show up for you.

You call them, actually. All right, so what happened? Okay, mind you, I hired a POC, and everyone's like, a POC? And everyone's like a little like, what is she talking about? Kristen Taichman's like, finally, my brand gets some awareness. But she meant point of contact and event planner, someone to dedicate in to make sure that you are as you know, my point of contact.

OK, well, I'm sorry. I was like, is that a probation officer? I mean, right. I was confused about that. So Mia says, I personally did not know the ladies were coming to town. I mean, she just lies. Every sentence that comes out of her mouth is just one lie after another.

It's kind of outrageous. Just now she was like, I, listen, I talked to both of them. And then within like a second, it's like, well, I sent them a, I reached out, I sent them a text. Sending a text is so, you sending a text, but not hearing something back is way different than saying I talked with someone. And you know, with the implication that you like cleared it up.

Stacey just keeps repeating, you are a liar. You are a liar. You are. And just sounds like, oh my God, please stop her from repeating herself. It's making me crazy. I didn't know you guys were coming. And so Andy's like, but did you not invite them to come?

I did invite them, but I didn't realize I had invited them. I actually never invited them in the first place because I invited them. So he's like, so they didn't say they were coming? Stacey's like, I didn't tell you. Oh my goodness. Thank you for the invitation. I specifically remember writing, fab. I'm coming.

So Mia's like, well, you didn't RSVP to me. You RSVP to my point of contact. And Stacy is like, goodbye, stop. So she like brings out the phone and everything. And Mia's like, well, when I learned that they were in town, I texted them both and I said, hey ladies, where are you guys? I heard you guys checked in for dinner and then they came to the restaurant and Stacy

goes, oh, why didn't you respond to me when I arrived? And Mia's like, but then they left the restaurant. And Wendy's like, but Mia, you're leaving out key points. They left the restaurant because you told them to arrive by eight and you didn't come until 11. And that's why they left. She goes, we arrived at 9. Okay, I was an hour late to my birthday. So was she there at 11? Or was she at 9? There are a lot of things that never get cleared up. You know, she was probably there after 10 o'clock. She definitely was not there at 9. That's for sure. So now Stacey, Andy's reading the text and he says, okay, you said I'm thrilled to announce

the celebration of the start of my final 40. Okay, and there's an itinerary, there's a yacht day party and then exclusive dinner at Barton G's. Oh, well first of all, that's where you should've just never gone to this thing. Barton G's, you're gonna go to Barton G's and you're like above 23, please. Okay, and then after party, please let me know.

Can't we, can't we just celebrate together? Okay, so the response is Mia, thank you so much for the special surprise, how fab. I'm so excited to celebrate with you, babe. I'm coming. And she's all like, this is a receipt I like, ka. And you say amazing, can't wait to see you beautiful. And then she says, this is now on Sunday,

happy birthday, beautiful. And Mia's like, well, now this is a text that I did not get because I did not know she was in 10. Mia, it's your phone number. What are you saying it's the point of contact? Like Mia's gonna go without her phone for a whole two days, especially on her birthday. No girl, you were sitting there on your phone,

reading all your Instagram happy birthdays. We all know you were, so just stop. Also don't hatch new lies until all the evidence has been read, because you don't know if you're gonna just have to walk this one back already. So Andy goes, okay, well, so she says, happy birthday, beautiful, I am here in Miami, ready to celebrate you.

And it was read the following day, so you actually are ghosting someone but keeping red receipts on, wow, that's bold. And you respond at 12, 15 in in the morning and then you say, queen, where are you my love? So it was like hours later, Mia is like, where are you? It's so rude. So I still don't get it. So what time did she get to Miami? Did they say what time she got in in the afternoon? They showed the screenshots,

but like she got in in the afternoon, probably like one, two, three o'clock or something like that, says we're here. Mia doesn't write back until 12, 15 in the morning. So that's like nine hours later, which is really shady. And then, and then responds like, oh yeah, where are you? Not like, oh my God, so sorry, I missed this. Oh, I feel like an idiot. Please come meet me here.

Oh my goodness. Let me, let me find out where you are. Let me come to you. It's kind of like, where are you? Yeah, I would be livid. Then Andy reads the other text and Stacy's saying, listen, I'm so excited to celebrate you. I texted and called you with no response all day

and I still showed up to your dinner party and no one was there an hour after it started and you still don't reach out to me. That was disappointing and disrespectful. I look forward to seeing you soon." And Mia's like, so what's the problem? Oh my god, Mia's terrible. She is terrible. I was like, what's the problem? And he's like, well, she RSVP'd and said I can't go to the

YOP and I'm going to dinner. So you did know she was coming. And Mia's like, well, I knew she was coming to dinner. Yes. But I didn't know she was in Miami. I thought she was having dinner somewhere else in the country. And then when I got to dinner, they told me she had left, which I knew she was going to be there because I didn't know she was going to be there, obviously. We were having dinner and it was lunch,

but it was a dinner that she wasn't supposed to be at or not invited to that I completely invited her to. So I just don't understand why I understand completely what's happening, which I don't understand. Like what? So Jassy's like, hold on everyone. Main character energy coming through. I flew to Miami to try to support you on behalf

of not only your birthday, but also Stacy, who has a child. Who left her child at home to be there to support you you didn't care you never reached out to me so um then ash is like yeah what's where's Jacqueline in this equation well Jacqueline was the one who oh yeah that's right i forgot i can blame everything on Jacqueline Jacqueline was the one who told me stacy was upset Jacqueline was the one who told me, oh yeah, that's right, I forgot, I can blame everything on Jacqueline. Jacqueline was the one who told me, Stacey, was upset. Jacqueline was texting you back, this is all Jacqueline's fault, everyone blame Jacqueline. Jacqueline's a PLC.

And Jassy's like, well, Jacqueline told me that Mio was more worried about ink. And so Andy's like, do you feel bad? And Mio's like, I do feel bad because I wanted to have an opportunity to have a good time with these girls, but unfortunately I was captured at lunch on a yacht that was dinner. It was really lunch and I just know the POC didn't need the POC. Are you guys talking about my makeup?

So Wendy is like, okay, everyone, I feel like there's an opportunity for us all to get angry now, so I will get the ball rolling. If we're being honest, the elephant in the room is that she invited these two women and no one else. And so Wendy's like, yeah, so that's the bigger point. And Stacy's like, oh, wait, you guys weren't invited. Oh, come on, Stacy, you know they weren't invited because Oh, come on, Stacey. You know they weren't invited because you would have been texting them

being like, where is this woman? Where are we all meeting up? What's going on? Yes, it also shows that you didn't text anyone to say, are you coming to this thing as well? So Stacey's like, I mean, so you invited us. We're the only two people you invited. And you ghosted us.

Well, that's what I'm trying to say. If you only have relationship with two girls in the group and one of them is a side chick, hey, sorry. Those two girls show up for you and you ghost the ones who do show up for you. That's just bad. Yeah that's just bad, bad, you know that's bad friendship. I mean it's like, well I said I was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm crying, but I'm just emotional cuz someone just got on this here Andy, you know And I just I'm taking accountability because I did not drive drunk into a tree after driving drunk into a tree Wait a minute. You're taking Karen's non accountability accountability. I'm so sorry. It's just been so hard for me

Can I bring my PLC out here to speak for me? No cannot So she's trying to the whole cry to your thing and I have to say like the but you this is not gonna work on The Potomac cast, you know It just never does and it's just such a funny contrast to what we just watched on Real Housewives of New York with Brynn Because here they're all just like shut up So me it's like we're all you know, we all are different when we act to things differently we all have different experiences in life She's about to try it. She's about to try the trauma cloak again, and they're like denied denied

All right. Well, Jassy, thanks. I'm gonna say goodbye to my side chick. Jassy, thanks for coming, Jassy. See you never. She's like, thanks, Andy, thanks so much. I sleep on my stomach because I'm not a side chick. All right, please leave. Please just go.

The sad part is you've still done more this reunion than Kierna. Okay, so. Kierna's like, wait a minute. Now I did look for Kierna's womb. I was like, wait, I have something to say. All right, we're going to break Kierna. It's a little too late. So they all go away.

So now Mia tries to go into Stacey's dressing room. So Stacey is there with Jassy. And she's like, guys, I just wanted to say, I really don't care about your friendship and I'm sorry. And Stacey's like, well, I just feel like you are crying right now because we're calling you out. And you didn't even say anything to us until we were back in DC. It just doesn't feel genuine. Sorry. And Mia's barely even paying attention to what they're saying. She's like getting like a soda from a PA

while Stacy's saying this. So it just again shows the degree of sincerity behind her. And she's like, okay, everything is all good. And she goes, we can't receive it now. Sorry, thanks for listening. I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave. And she goes into her room and she's like. Ah. Oh yeah, she does her gonna leave, I'm gonna leave. And she goes into her room and she's like. Ah.

Oh yeah, she does her cry thing. I love her cry. She's like. Ah. When I tell you I was cracking up during this entire hour, everything was so funny. Every, just every, oh, it was great. It was a good one.

And then especially that she's like, it ends with her going, I'm leaving. Ah. Next week, I'm leaving next week. I'm leaving. She's just doing the thing where they leave 10 times. Yeah, it was, it was great. You know, when we found out that this was going to be a three eight three part reunion, we're like, really? I mean like it was a good season and I, I thought it was a good season is good comeback season, but like three parts.

I don't think so. But now I'm like, okay, yep. Yeah. We're in like, this season had a good start and a good end, but the middle was just, middle was a little boring. It's just, this doesn't have three episodes. I'm sorry. But that said, even if a show doesn't have a good season, it can have a good reunion. And so far it looks like this one is, and the new girls are stepping up. Well, at least Stacey, you know, are stepping up and making it happen. And I love that they found a new foe for Giselle

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