Watch What Crappens - #2840 Below Deck Down Under S03E15 Part Two: Scars and Stripes

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Marina is like, oh my God, you're gonna make me cry. I'm so oxidized right now. And so she's happy. And she's like, I dedicate this to my agent, to God, to my grandmother who wanted a new house. And Lara, better be late than never.

Thank you, thank you. Thank you everybody. Laura better be late than never. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. All right. So, so now it's like that's they're getting ready, getting into their whites because people are coming on and Nate's like, Oh, Marina, two stripes. And she's like, yes. Or Brie says, yeah, Marina got promoted today, which by the way, also it is kind of funny that Captain Jason did not notice once that Marina had more stripes on her shoulders, yet Nate noticed it.

So Jason, it's a little bit on you too, to keep your eyes open. Has he been out yet though? You've seen him right next to her. Oh, he is. Oh yeah, he's there in this little scene. No, I didn't realize. Yeah, so.

I guess he's got bigger fish to fry. He's got helmets to fit for a lot of different fish. He's got a bunch of different fish to helmet. All right. A lot of algae to grow. So then let's meet our new crew of one dayers. Stop wasting my fucking time. Do you understand how difficult it is to turn over a boat? You fucking one day losers. Okay, so they come. They're from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. They met in college.

They've been married for 23 years. They fit in right with this episode. Basics and Applebee's. Yeah, he's a personal injury attorney and she can limbo in roller skates. I don't know how she discovered that skill and why she's so proud of it. And also like how boring are you that that's the best little fact to it you can give to

Bravo to put up on screen. However, I do see why you're married to a personal injury attorney. Accident is limbo accident is he's like I specialize in limbo injuries. Let me tell you, you don't learn to limbo and roller skates without hurting yourself a few times. That's correct. So the guests are introduced, Laura gives the tour, Harry is announcing distance to the boys.

And I'm like, what is this a gay cruise? Because you know, here in America, a lot of us call them buoys. So I'm like that he kept going, all right, we're close to another boy. We're about five feet from another boy. I'm like, this is like the boat version of Grindr. You're really tickling me right now, Ronnie. You're tickling me. You're so curiously tickling me. You're so acutely tickling me. You're getting two stripes for this episode, Ronnie.

I'll tell you that much. What? You promoted Ronnie without telling me? So I don't know who said that. It was someone else. Jason? So it's Captain Jason. So the Imperial is serving a fruit platter and

caviar and Harry gets to call the distances when they clear the dock. It's very exciting. And then Laura is talking to, he's talking to the guest and she's like, so how long have you known each other? Have you two call each other strawberry yet? And he's like, yeah, that's my sister. Oh, okay. Just some small talk. And then Harry is talking to Jason. Can I tell you, I don't remember what these people look like, what they said. I just watched the show. Basic. They just went right through me. Basic. It was like smooth, smooth, right through me. I didn't even pay attention.

Yeah. Harry checks in with Jason, uh, to see if all his calling his numbers, the numbers were good and they worked, they were great. And then Nate is another dropping anchor, all the fun sort of yacht things that happen. Yeah, yachty stuff. Okay, now let's get back to the drama. So Laura comes down to the galley and she's in the crew mess and she's like, did these get wiped down after lunch?

Were you not there for the conversation, Laura? Laura's one of those people who will just not take no. She'll just keep coming back and bugging you until you're like, you know what, it's easier for me to just do it than argue with this witch. So, at least she's like, no, not because, not by me, because I just cleared the food. And she's like, but the crew misses everyone's responsibility. Okay. Then where is everybody? And why are you talking to her? And honestly in past seasons, it's been the deckies who cleaned the crew mess. Okay. So, um, also why don't you guys eat more cleanly? How about that? Then when you don't have to clean up as much,

how about you don't leave crumbs everywhere? How about putting up placemats? Really? This is like when Five Guys first opened and there were peanut shells all over the floor, like that was part of their thing. It's like you're adding like that. Like, psh, psh, psh. Stop being monsters in your crew. We have evolved.

We have a human slushman-ish. Yeah. Clean up after yourselves. He has an idea. Clean up after yourselves. You do it professionally for other people. Do it for yourself. So Lara's like, it's everyone's responsibility. Like you're not going to, you know, you're not doing, you're not going to do the morning thing anymore

now. So apparently there's no time. So you should be able to wipe the tables after everyone's eaten lunch. No, you can't do that. And Lisa just looks at her blankly and goes, yeah. I was like, yeah. So just a quick wipe after lunch and that's it. She goes, okay. She's like, thank you. Thank you. At least it's like, I'm just not engaging. Not with this bitch. Yeah. She's like, my God, this is just a dick swinging contest at this point. Dicks are everywhere. They're ready to slap it in each other's faces. And so Laura's like, wow. So she goes to tattle. So of course. So she goes to Jason, who by the way,

I wish brought up that he told her, tell one of your people to do this. Like she didn't tell you to tell the kitchen to do it. Okay. So Laura's like, there's still no resolve with the crew mess situation. And he goes, what's the situation? She's like, well, Alicia cleans up,

but all she does is take the food from the table into the galley. And he's like, well, Alicia cleans up, but all she does is take the food from the table into the galley. And he's like, well, she doesn't have to give it a full scrub. She goes, well, but the only thing I asked in the morning was to vacuum and wipe the tables and just check that there's no gone off milk. I mean, do you want gone off milk on the table? Is that what you're saying?

You just want stinky cheesy milk on the table because that's what I've asked. All right, well, we're nearly at the end and we have two heads of departments. So this is stuff that you guys need to sort out yourself. I don't want to hear about gone off milk. I've got three fish that are belly up and didn't even get to try on the helmet yet. So come on. I've got bigger literal bigger fish to fry speed, which can you fire up these fish that are belly up in

the tank. So Laura's like, harp on Jason all the time because So Lara's like, and then I can do it. Harp on Jason all the time, cause I know I do, but it bothers me. It's like he wants you guys to figure it out, but when they can't figure it out, they come to you. And that's kind of why they come to you. They can't figure it out. It's a constant fight.

It's something that's been going on. So just say, fine, you guys are children and obviously cannot handle this. So deckies, you guys take turns, or whoever, or your interior has to take turns. Leave the girl alone. You know, like make a decision, bro. Yeah, I do, I would like them to have a little bit

of a firmer hand over this situation, because it's spiraling. And like, I kind of feel like this Captain Carrie would have done a nice job in this situation. Even Captain Sandy, well, Captain Sandy would have made it so annoying for them that they would have made it work out. Cause you'd be like, okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have a sound bath upstairs

and we're gonna think about the ways that we're not just cleaning the crew mess, we're cleaning our personal mess. Okay, hold hands everyone. They're like, okay, nevermind. I'll get it. We're all gonna do trust falls, okay? Because we need to understand,

we're gonna trust that that mess is gonna be cleaned. Okay? Okay, sorry, I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. Sorry. Laura's got a concussion. Okay, so Laura can't do the crew mess. Who's next?

Fall, go ahead and fall. Laura doing a trust fall and flopping on the ground. You know, in ninth grade, I'm gonna say, I'm just not asking. She doesn't catch whoever she asked to do the truss fall. She was like, okay, start now. Whoops, sorry, I wasn't close enough. Myla, let's try it again.

In ninth grade, we went on a field trip to like a ropes course thing. And so we like, there was like a truss fall where like, you had to like, there was like a, like a lot, like a was like a tree stump. You stand on the tree stump and then you fall backwards. And then there was like 12 of us and we all put out our arms and we'd fall into the arms.

And so we all did it, we all did it. And then finally like the teacher, our teacher who was like our chaperone, we're like, okay, why don't, we're like, Mr. Cobra does it now. So Mr. Cobra got up there and he fell back. He just fell right through our arms. Like none of us, like, we all, we killed none of us. Like none of us like brace for him. So he felt

he just fell down onto the ground. That's why you don't do trust falls. And he let out this big fart, cause he was obviously in pain. So the last thing he was leaving out was keeping that fart and it was a, and I will always remember his face. Like he was like, he's clenching and he turned red.

I felt so bad for Mr. Cobra because like, and the girl started to cry. Cause we all, I think we all were like, each one of us kind of like slacked because we thought everyone else could pick up the slack and then we all slacked. So Mr. Cooper just fell through all of our arms and he just lied there. I mean, he could have been seriously injured. Or miserable. And he's probably traumatized right now. Like, he can't trust anybody. He was humiliated in front of a bunch of youths. That's not fun. I don't believe in trust falls. When I

was a kid, I was just too heavy. So everybody would groan if they had me as a partner, they'd be like, Oh my God, please, he's going to crush me. So there was that. And then there was just like the whole part of me that's like, do people watch the news? Don't trust people. That's one thing I've learned in this world. Don't trust a couple. Like once you've met people that you can trust, like, you know, you have to trust somebody at some time, but in general, don't trust people. Turn on the news. Trust fall. Trust. Get the fuck out of here. We're learning the hard way to stop trusting people, especially as it'll be a

Mr. Cobra. Who that must, that must've, I would have been pissed. I'm doing a trust fall and I fall back and I land on the ground with a thud, but actually giving myself a concussion. Oh my God. I just always remember. So then Alicia and Serena are in the galley and Alicia's like, so you know when you're quiet and you think about anything, you just think about anything. And she's like, um, actually, I can't stop thinking. I've got HGA HD, don't I? It's just always going, going, going. Hold on. Do my armpits smell weird? Is that it? What would you do if you could fly?

And Alicia was like, well, but is it weird that I don't really think I just don't think of anything really in particular, like Laura and I had a bit of a run in and she's like, you can clear down the tables and started thinking there was nothing really in there, but I was trying but there was nothing there. Do you know what I mean? Great things to tell your boss. You know what I realized is that I don't think about things. I get quiet. I just had like a laptop, a laptop that's gone to sleep. With goals of things to think about, do things just come into your mind? It's sort of running How do you like a bad thing? Laptop. A laptop that's gone to sleep. Sure, I'm awake. With goals of things to think about, do things just come into your mind and sort of run around in there?

I'm not really sure. Could you show me how to do it? Serena's like, if I didn't need you as an ally right now against Lara, I'd fire you on the spot. Well, I don't want to hear that. Like, wow, how are you my ally? So she's like, God, that girl's a broken record with the goddamn mess hall. So Bri is saying, Oh,

this has been really tough on me this charter. But my mom would say, shut the fuck up. You model bitch. I gave up my life for you to walk down a goddamn runway. Now you're going on a boat. I'm sorry. I gave birth to you in a hostel. I'll leave you in a hostel, okay? So now it all makes sense.

But she's determined to get good at folding undies. So now Serena is a work, she offers Alicia the chance to go swimming while the guests are going diving to get a little break. And she's like, Oh my god, yeah, baby, the physical exercise will wake me up, you know, I'll put this stuff away, then I'll clean the crew mess. And Serena goes, No, you can leave and just go swimming. Just go swimming. Just do it. Oh, be sure when you go swimming, just make sure you always have Lara inside. Cause you know what they say, if you can see her,

she can see you and I want her to see you swimming. Okay, great. Now I'm sure when Serena said, no, don't worry about it. Just leave it and go swimming. Alicia thought, oh, okay, well that's nice. Serena is going to wipe down the tables for me or something, right? No, that's not what's great.

Well, also it's like, yeah, but also I don't think, I think she's thinking like she's entitled to have a break because she doesn't normally get a break. Let her go swimming. Because everyone gets to have a break, you know? And like the, I don't think that the crew mess even needed to be cleaned at that moment, did it? I don't know, but she said she was gonna do it

and Serena said, no, don't worry about it. Just go swimming. So- Oh yeah, she said she's gonna clean the crew mess. You're right. Yep. Yeah. So she goes, she goes out and goes swimming and Jason is Jason tells us how great the Seychelles is, which I mean, thanks for showing up. I was a random thing to throw in there. So Serena is like, um, so Nate comes in and Serena is like, so I need to have a talk with you about your intentions towards my crew. And he's like, ah, don't worry. I've got the best intentions

I want to pregnant a 20 times before this boat docks and raise a lovely family So then She's like well, you're in love already. Wow. So Laura's like telling Bri to clean up some stuff and basically, we're seeing everyone on the interior cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. And this is to highlight the fact that interior is working very hard at the moment. And Alicia is gallivanting in this hamster wheel thing.

And then Adair chimes in, she goes, Hey, my sister had a mouse one time as a pet and its name was Meatloaf. You're Meatloaf, Run Meatloaf, run!" I died when she said that. Meatloaf, run Meatloaf! God, we loved that cat. We loved that rat until it got eaten by a cat. Why'd he do that? Wasn't even a rat, it was a hamster. So why are you eating Meatloaf? My brother said, well, we did name him Meatloaf. I said, well, who feeds cats meatloaf?

Man, we took in a raccoon as a pet too, so we named it Ketchup. Because you know, you can't have meatloaf without a ketchup. So we had meatloaf and ketchup run around the house all the time. And then my dad got rabies. That was fun. But you know, he got his shots. It happened like four times before we finally had to put down ketchup. One time, Papa was over for dinner. He asked for ketchup. We sent him the raccoon. He actually ate the raccoon. That was the end of ketchup.

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point that everybody is playing in this hamster wheel. All the deck people, like everybody's like partying out there and Laura's getting perturbed. So she's like, Oh God, I mean, she's just sitting on the aft deck chatting about a meatloaf, the ketchup and what's a papa? And so then she's she's, they're all cleaning it, etc. And then Laura goes down to the galley. And she's like, she's like, so what's, what's what's going on? Like, just mean, Alicia, she's having like a party in the hamster wheel. What about the guest stuff? So she tells Irina, she's like, so does Alicia have time to do the crew mess at the moment or

not? Because she's on the hamster wheel. She's like, Oh, tell me about it. We're on hamster wheel too. Again, with this argument about the crew mess. And Serena's like, she really needs it. By the way, meanwhile, Lara has called Maiden to wipe the tables. How hard is it to wipe a fucking table, Lara? Wipe the table. If it's bothering you so much, wipe it. Why do you have to pull somebody else in to do it?

Wipe the fucking table, man. It's making me crazy. So Serena's like, well, she really needed the break to swim. And Lara's like, why? Everyone needs to do it. I mean, there's stuff to be done here. And Serena's like, I'll just do it. And to swim. And Laura's like, why? Everyone needs to do it. I mean, there's stuff to be done here. And Serena's like, I'll just do it.

And she goes, no, no, I'll do it. I'll do it, all right? But it's just that there's no time in the day. And now there seems to be loads of time in the day. And now you want to do it. You already assigned Nate to do it, Miss Victim. But also this is like a one-off thing, you know? Like everyone knows, in the middle of a charter, you never get to have these moments. But since everyone's off the boat, like you get to have like a one-off thing, you know, like everyone knows in the middle of a charter,

you never get to have these moments, but since everyone's off the boat, like you get to have like a little bit of fun. Like that's, that's like a thing and you want to ruin it with like the crew mess bullshit. You know, again, assign a deckie, the deckies, the deckies are already wiping down things. They're wiping down railings.

They can wipe down a chair, you know, a table. Like Alicia actually has to prepare food and helps Irina and she's allowed to have a break. Yeah. I still think Jason should just tell them who should do that. Just do it. Just assign it. It's annoying. So Serena's like, well, I did see her bring everything in from the crew mess, but then I told her to leave. And now Alicia comes in and Laura's like, but it hasn't been vacuumed. It hasn't been mopped. She's not vacuuming and mopping your floor. Now you've already been through this 20 times and now you're just gonna pretend

these conversations never happened. I'm done with you, lady. You've pushed me over the edge, okay? I'm done, you're fired. So Lisa's like, Lisa's like, I've done the science. I've done the shit out of putting you on a Southwest plane home.

Laura's like, it's fine, don't worry. Lisa's like, well, it's clearly not fine. She goes, I'm speaking to Zarina about it, not you. I was like, well, so much for Laura and strawberry, her sweet little strawberry. Good luck getting some nice lipstick, Alicia. Good luck with getting your lips colored from here on out. So now Laura brings out the vacuum and finishes

the crew mess and it might as well be a fucking crucifix on her back. Like, oh my god. So Lara's like, I'm not fighting. But she did just fight. So whatever. So Serena's like, well, I feel terrible that it's aimed at me, Alicia, but you're good. You know, don't worry. You've just been put into the middle of something shitty. Did you enjoy swimming? Do you enjoy swimming? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, all right, that's, it's like ghosting in person. It's like, I don't know what it is with Alicia that's actually about the smoochy. I think she's, Nate is a very dedicated man and that wants a wifey. And I don't think she realizes that her, I think she's realizing at her young age, he wants to kiss a lot more frogs. You know, I wish I could kiss more frogs. I mean, frankly, am I, I'm just watching the

frogs hop away, multiple frogs just hopping away. So take it while you can get it girl. So then Marina is checking in with Alicia. They're talking about Nick because Nick didn't write anything back. He didn't even say anything about the note. They said his smile lit up a room. She's like, it's been a whole day. So if this person's not reciprocating my feelings, I walk away. Clock's ticking. I just

felt vulnerable 10 minutes ago, and now I'm ready to give it all up. I can't take this anymore. This is just like grandma. It's just like grandma under depression, not getting what she needed. She will walk. She will walk. My heart has oxidized. So now the guests are arriving upstairs for their tropical dinner. And one of them is wearing a fedora and a puka shell necklace. So they're all kind of like ragging on the necklaces. I mean, I fuck with puka shells.

You don't think I got a puka shell necklace? I got a puka shell necklace. I got a necklace made out of raccoon bones. I got all sorts of necklaces, but puka shells are fucking good. Yeah, Adair, we all figured you were good with puka. You know what I used to love to do? I used to love putting a puka shell necklace on ketchup.

Man, oh, he hated it. He'd always be biting my wrist and stuff and get that foam all over my mouth. But it was worth it just to see those cute little puka shells on that rabid little raccoon. So Serena's missing bowls, but Marina finds them. And Serena's like, you legend, goddamn legend. I was testing you, you're a star. You really are a second stewardess. I just need to make sure.

And Jason's like, wait, who's second stewardess? And they're like, oh, Marina got two stripes. And he goes, there's been no second stewardess announced. Oh, I did not hear of a second stewardess announced. Oh, I did not hear of a second stewardess. I can't believe I've been telling everybody to do things on their own without my input and they didn't come to me for my input. I know. I mean, usually I'd be consulted in a working place. That's weird. So then Jason sees Lara in the hallway and he goes, well, I just found out you promoted Marina.

She goes, yeah. Well, you could have, you would normally come to the captain about that. She goes, no, I told you that in the meeting. I was like, oh, you're gonna gaslight the captain? That's not gonna end well. Nope. Also that meeting is on tape and you did not tell him that.

Cause they would have shown the flashback. They would have, Bravo loves a receipt. They would have shown her saying like, oh, I'm gonna promote. They had no footage to show. And luckily they're not petty enough to do the Southern charm of footage not found moment like they did with Craig about JT.

So Jason's like, well, the last conversation we had was if you're going to put her on service or not. And she's like, oh no, that morning I did say I'm going to make a second stew. And he's like, yeah, I don't recall that. She goes, oh, miscommunication, miscommunication then. And he goes, well, I wouldn't deny the decision, but I would like to discuss it with you. She goes, oh, yes, sorry, I should have made it clearer then. Sorry, I shouldn't have said it.

And then she just sort of goes off. In more clear words that you would actually understand. And she just walks off like, what the fuck? How did he not push her down the stairs? understand and she just walks off like what the fuck? How did he not push her down the stairs? But to be fair, when she went to him, this gets back to earlier point, when she went to him earlier about the screw mess thing, he was just like looking at his phone and seemed like he didn't even want to talk to her. So like, you know, you're either receptive or not. Yeah, but it's not really you telling him whether you're going to make someone second stew isn't reliable on his, his current attitude at the time.

Like he might not like you, but he's still your boss. Like you didn't know. I mean, she's told enough with me from your told she a hundred percent. She told him before, like even before that, that interaction in there, but it is, it's just getting back to your other point about how like he's so shocked that people don't feel comfortable coming to having one-on-ones with him. Then when they do, he's like on his phone, like not paying attention. So then Brie is working and Adair is working and they're all happy because the air conditioning for the first time this season seems to be working in a bedroom. And then they're serving this. So then the

stews are down in the kitchen in the galley. It's great getting ready to bring up plates. And Zarina is like, okay, this one here, this is a coconut red rice red snapper plantain and has that local curried carrot puree. And everyone just, it just doesn't. They just ignore her. Laura just wants to speak with her. And so she walks out and she's like, all right then Serena special, this is going great. It's wonderful. So Laura, you know, Laura wouldn't be Laura

if she's not seeding discord somewhere. So she sees Marina and she's like, you know, I've given you two stripes. So now you have to listen to me complain about people and be on my side. You understand that, right? It's like, all right, try me. Do you ever get the feeling you're not sure if Jason likes you? Marina's like, no. All right, well, he hardly talks to me. I mean, it's almost like awkward. Really? She's like, is this how you feel? All right, give me back the stripes. Just give me back

the goddamn stripes. I might as well have put two pink lipsticks on your shoulder the way you've just betrayed me. Marina's like, yeah, I oversass Captain Jason to the point where he had to actually lecture me and actually scold me for talking to him the way he did. And he still seems to really like me a lot. So wow, you must have really fucked up. So the guests are partying and it's like, these guys are having a big party at the nursing home vibes. Wow. Last time I did limbo, I was in

Thailand, but the stick was on fire. This is child's play. Speaking of children can't wait to have one. God, I hope I can pregnant someone on this boat immediately. I want to name my first order limbo. Can't help it. I'm influenced. My second will be purgatory and I don't know, I have to come up with with names for third and fourth. Ketchup, ketchup in honor of ketchup. Poor raccoon. All right. She's convincing. I'm naming my third child ketchup in honor of a dead rabid raccoon that was eaten by their father who then got really as well. Nick sees Marina and he's like, beam me up, beam me up to Marina. Oh, here I am. Hello. What was your day? And she's like, Oh, I love doing service.

I love the craziness. I love being vulnerable and I love everything. It's nice that we're finally seeing each other. It feels like forever. And then he's like, he shows her like he has the note. He's like, so I saw this and she's like, Oh, stop it. And then she realizes he did care about the note. She's like, I was so mad at you last night. God, my feelings were oxidizing over turning green with anger, like

Elphaba in movie about wicked feelings. I was so mad with you tonight. Because you didn't say anything about the note. I felt so silly. Stop looking at me like that." And he's like, oh, is it because he showed a bit of vulnerability? No. But he did keep the note in his phone case, which was cute. So, isn't that cute? We all show our affection in different ways. I think saving a note in your phone case is very romantic. It is. So it's the morning and Zarina says, morning. She's like, good morning.

She's like, good morning, Laura. Laura just ignores her and she goes, nope. She's still gonna be a real bitch today. Yep. So then Harry's talking to Laura and he's like, oh, it was drop office today, you happy? You wanna gossip about someone? And she's like, drop off is today. You happy? You want to gossip about someone? And she's like, Oh, there's nothing better. And then they're like, Oh, then only one more.

Oh, then you're going to go travel with your new girlfriend. You're going to take her to a luxury hotel. Maybe not luxury, an average hotel, all day and express. What I was kind of thinking about a box on the sidewalk with her. She's like, well, wifey then have you had the exclusivity chat? And he's like, no, I mean, what do I think that's assumed? Don't you? She's like, you don't assume anything that makes an ass out of you and Serena. So you need to have the chat if you're going to be exclusive Harry.

All right, have the chat." And so he agrees that he'll have the chat soon. And he's like, Laura, guess what Laura just told me to have the chat with Bri. It's like, Harry, you're gossiping to the person who gave you the thing. Jason Tisdell You have to be in a separate room with someone else, at least. So then Laura goes up to Bri and she's like, so, because they're like cleaning, they're like doing beds. She's like, what's about Harry Harry? And Brie's like, I mean, he's like amazing, but like, I don't know. I just think that he's, he's got relationship potential for someone. I'm excited to travel with him. I just don't want to stay in a hostel. I'm kind of getting the ick.

Yeah. Laura's like, well, I said step up,, but is there no butt? And she's like, well, I mean, he doesn't really have a butt. And that's kind of the point. But I do, I just, I got to the point where I'm just so happy on my own, which is why the first half of the season I spent saying, why isn't Harry talking about the kiss with me? You know how it is, you know, when you leave for a season of yachting, you sort of forget your old life. And then as the season winds down, you start to remember, wait a second, I'm super hot. I could probably do better than this. So she doesn't know if she's emotionally ready to invest in someone yet, which just basically

means Harry's friend's out. Harry's just kind of friend's owned. They get, you know what? Cause the hostel's owned. Okay. The I guarantee the moment he said hostile, she had, she had a very clear vision of what their life on land would be like. And she said, Nope, not for me whatsoever. I'm not saying that she needs to be in a luxury hotel, but she's like, I'm not backpacking and staying in hostels Okay, I will take an airplane and I will check in to a Marriott, but not a hostel

Yeah And I think the whole season she's been asking Harry for like some energy and some chemistry and some fun some sexiness and some spiciness And every day she just gets a how are you? Me too kissy kissy. And that's it. And so I think she just needs a little bit more. Harry doesn't have it, you know? And I think that she sees that Harry's cheap. She's like, oh, you're cheap.

Our life is gonna be going into restaurants and seeing what the special is and like what's half off and like where the travel deals are. And she's like, I don't wanna do that. I know this isn't for me. Yeah. All right. So the guests say bye. They leave their tip And now it's time for tip meeting charter eight. Well, congratulations. We're nearly there. We did well big compliments to Marina Goddamnit. I just found out you are second stewardess. So congratulations to you

I just found out you are second stewardess, so congratulations to you! And congratulations on me for being last. The last person to hear this. One. One somethings. Well, it's time for me to give out the helmet, so I just fish this out of an algae-filled tank. And Lara, I'd like you to put this fish water infused helmet on your head, because you are going to get it. Thank you." And of course, she does that thing where she sort of like looks down at her knees and she takes it way too seriously. And she's like, it's super embarrassing because you know, I feel beaten down with the whole Serena thing. And I don't really know why I stand with my

captain. It just feels like a lot right now. It's just all coming at the wrong time. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. And so Serena's like, Oh, Laura, congratulations, you're going to look incredible in the helmet. So yes, love the subtlety. So Serena tells Alicia that she's very impressed with her this charter, and they did great teamwork. And then Laura starts to spiral. She's like, oh God, this is actually insane. He doesn't like me, Bree. I swear to God, he just doesn't like me. I just feel like he doesn't like me

and he doesn't want to give me any credit and that's fine. I dressed as a bunny episode last episode. A bunny, where's my sexy bunny helmet? Where's that? Oh God, I don't know. I don't even know why it's upsetting me so much. I can't manipulate this man. And like, it's like,

you do not remember your role in this relationship about how you've stormed out of several like encounters with him. Like you, like he wants to have that communication. And the truth is, like her department's killing it. Like she has a very functional and proficient department, so she should be getting all the flowers, but she's kind of like ruining it for herself. Yes. So, Bree's like, Laura, Laura, you're doing an amazing job.

Who triggered you? How did this happen? She's like, well, he never tells me. You smashed it tonight. Nothing like that. And Bree's like, no one sees your hard work. They don't see all they see are blue plates. They don't see the white plates they could have been. You poor thing.

You know, I've tried to do so many things to get his approval. I'll say like, you look amazing in this whole thing with Zarina. You're like, you're gonna look great in that. And like, don't talk to me, Zarina. I'm just like miserable to my call right now to the point where I want to leave. I mean, I don't like disappointing people. I don't want to disappoint anyone. Oh no. By the way, could you go clean up that crew mess? Someone do that, please. Please get the shit off the toilet because I'm not doing that. Please. Laura, bye. Just go. Whatever. You fucking big baby, I can't with her. Fun episode though.

How many episodes are left of this? I'm gonna say two or so, because it sounds like they got one more charter, so there'll probably be two episodes, like people coming on, cliffhanger, and then people leaving and goodbyes. So I'm going to predict two episodes left of the show. Hmm, okay.

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