Watch What Crappens - #363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party

Episode Date: January 6, 2017

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Even though you have to hear me talk about the same shit over and over. There are different jokes, okay, Goth? Yeah. I am like feeling a little fomo. I'm feeling fomo that I have nothing else to present to the people. I mean, I haven't posted anything in my blog in a little bit, except for some scattered board game reviews, which you should all read because I'm trying to become a board game influencer so I can get free board games.

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and spot casting. So you know why it's dead? Because of this podcast, that's why it was. Well, that's a good, this was a good weapon to kill it at least. It's a fun, it's a fun gun. Fun gun. It's a great gun actually. So anyway, what do you want to do, man?

Tell me. Well, I want to do a lot of things because, yes, what? You know what today is? What is it? My Starbucks reward day. That's right. I got it. Oh my God.

Today's coffee is a venti frappuccino, java chip frappuccino with an extra shot of espresso. And yes, I am trying to eat healthier because I am bursting out of my jeans, but reward days don't count. Yeah, I'm still at the end of my old Navy line. So I better do something. But yesterday I had a French fry salad for dinner and it was actually amazing. I was like, how is nobody invented this yet?

This is like the best thing. It's like some vegetables with a bunch of french fries poured over them and a sauce, a remalade. Okay. Well, I mean, that basically means a man a sauce. They're, they're French salads that have like fingerling potatoes in it. It's almost the same thing. So I, I'm a lot, okay. Well, I mean, that's basically means a manny sauce. There are French salads that have like fingerling potatoes in it. It's almost the same thing.

So I'm French guys. You are cultured and you know what? There's no one who is more cultured than the ladies of London. Ladies of London. Lads of London. Lads of Lons. Oh my, my rainy voice just came in. Whoa.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Bad news, mom. Bad news mom. Bad news mom. We missed ladies of London last week because we were taking a break and whatnot. But oh my God, I watched it last night before I watched the new episode. And I missed Rania so much.

And I have to talk about one part I loved going on an episode. When it's one of those like, it's the daytime and it's daytime. I mean, the sun is up daytime girls. I don't care about the nighttime, because I like to be weak in the day. Day time daytime daytime. Who cares about you, moon? I use the blanket in the daytime too.

I'm a girl. I can use blankets like you girls. So that was one of those scenes where they're showing all the ladies doing their thing and it's in Caroline's down breeze house and her son is freaking out. He's sobbing over this breathe. Breathe. To this little baby she's just like breathe. You're going to ruin my furniture. Rania clear the baby. Pauline, get the bib. I had laughed so hard. I watched that five times and then Caroline Fleming making strike balls. I I'm working on shrek balls. It is so wonderful to make shrek balls. It makes the children love shrek balls. Like you are so crazy. She's making

these little green balls that basically look like Brussels sprouts. I'm like, how are you making one disgusting food taste better to a child by making it look like another disgusting food you do it We're like that's so nice of you to make to name your little balls after a shrek the movie. She's like is that a movie? I just I Shrek is the Danish word for Frick a Dylan Children find it bitter

Just don't understand My mother my mother used to always go into the woods and know exactly where the shrek balls were and which ones were the mushrooms. With anyone like some shrek balls, like social services is here to pick up your children weirdo. After this we're to go pick blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and strawberries, lying at the bills. The sun beaming down on my baskets of blueberries. This show is amazing.

This was also the scene where she's like, there are all these stories about my getting hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce. I just don't know where these stories about my getting hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce. I just don't know where these stories come from. I must maintain a job. I'm like, you fucking liar. What? They're lying about you getting $400 million. Come on now, Leo.

I love Caroline Fleming. The other thing that we did not get to talk about last week on Laser London, we did address it a little bit on our bonus episode this week, was the stock music, which we frequently make fun of as we just did about two minutes ago. This show has really the most annoying public domain interstitial music, where they have some petulant, angry, wannabe pop punk singer, always proclaiming, making all sorts of just grand proclamations in this like, yeah, away. And so last week when I was watching it in my Arizona hotel room, at one point, the lyrics were so ridiculous, I just had to record them.

And in case you missed them, let me play a clip, which to me exemplifies everything that we both find hysterical about this music and totally annoying. ["Godside for Queen, Godside for Queen." And guess what? Queen is me. Oh, no.

And me, of course, I had to leave Caroline Flaming. I'm Carolina and Samber at the end of going no God save the queen God save the queen. Guess what? Queen is me The queen is my no I'm gonna take the tube because I like tubes, but I don't like tests. No, no, no, you can't test me on the tube. Well, you know, that's not public domain music. That's actually one girl who records all of that, which I didn't figure out for the longest time until someone sent us her tweet that was like, if I get enough retweets, I will release the entire opening of ladies of London.

I was like, really? Isn't it just like a repeat bar? You know, is there a bridge? I have never been so encouraged to remove that retweet feature. Please don't retweet this woman. Don't encourage her. I actually do because I love this music and I think it's just such a testament to creativity that people can be like, okay, look, it's the Queen's birthday this week on the episode. So I don't know, make a song.

Also Juliet has a fashion blog. I don't know, do something. She's like, scoops, scoops, revels and scoops. I'm a revel. It's a queen's fan day. I imagine she's sort of like courtly love in the season one of Empire where she comes in and say, okay, hit it. Three, two, one. Scoffs, scoffs, jubilee. Let's play ping pong and get drunk. Okay, that's a wrap. Great. See you guys later. Don't you mean the Courtney love in life? Yes. She's just Courtney love. She's like, it's like you like her spare time.

She's like, what are you looking at? Lou, you know, this one was probably like Ellie Golding's roommate. And they were in it together for the longest time. And then Ellie shot to fame and she's just stuck doing this random 10 second songs on a proper show. She like, she's just like exceedingly bitter at Dito. We were gonna go together. We were gonna have a band together me and Dito.

Tandat Dito is Dod. I originally wrote her big song, except it was called You Welcome. I like that ladies of Lenten has a whole creative team and I'm sure all each shows do, but you know, the American ones are just so boring. They're like, all right, just get the graphics from whatever last housewives was on the air. We'll use those for interstitials.

And this one's like, it's the Queen's birthday. So let's make the Ferris wheel into our and then have the Queen's marching guys with fuzzy hats, whatever they're called soldiers. And yeah, it'll look like they're on the Ferris wheel into art and then have the Queen's marching guys with fuzzy hats whatever they're called soldiers and yeah It'll look like they're on the Ferris wheel But then they'll rip apart and then it'll turn into the real ones on the street I mean if you think about it. That's really a lot of work in the art department for ladies and blinding They definitely have the highest photo shop budget. They really do. They do a great job on this Well, they save money because they don't have to pay Alan Lazar the big bucks to score

It's they got this cheap lady off of Craigslist to do the music and they put the rest of the money into the Photoshop transitions Yeah, but do they have titles like Gretchen steeman mad no, they do not steam and mad Oh, Alan Lazar is a genius. Don't you come for him? For those of you who don't know Alan Lazar is the composer who does a lot of the music for the real housewives. So anytime you hear That that Lisa Vanderpub violin thing was like Which is like walking into her house that's Alan Lazar

Or perhaps I wonder if he also does New York City because you know, I love this linky. It's like the Ramona slash Luan music. It's like a bassoon that comes in. It's like, they like enter a store on Fifth Avenue. The Ramona. Okay. Okay. And then this crazy. Okay. When I was a little girl, I wanted to I wanted to play the bass soon Okay, and then my my father said no, you can't play the bass soon and Jody in person Smith said You know what you look like a bass and to this day. I can't even listen to orchestra music. I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but it's true Then you think of the ladies of London chick writing for real house. So I said New York for those musics Okay, okay Okay, let's face it they need to get the ladies of London chick writing for real house. So I said New York for those musics. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's face it. Let's go to the Hampton Hampton Hampton. Not the in.

I mean the town. Can you believe it girls? Can you believe it girls? Can you believe it girls on getting married girls? Because I'm a girl girl girl and I'm getting married to a girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl That was the recurring theme was, yeah, that. I'm a rebel on the inside. I'm a little rebel on the outside too. I never really liked your rules because rules were meant to be broken.

On the inside, I'm the outside girl, girl, girl. And by the way, those were real lyrics. I actually wrote down the lyrics. I wasn't making that up. I know we've talked about this music for 15 minutes, but I wrote them down to you, and I can't wait to get to them in every scene. Okay. So let's open with Marissa bringing the baby to see Caroline Fleming who doesn't let her in the house. Which I love. She's like, oh, wait,

right here. Shall we go to coffee? I'm like, oh, girl, she ain't going to give away her master balls. Shrek balls recipe. I'm sorry, I already expected all my energy teaching Julia to about almond butter last year, and I just simply cannot do it to another American. She didn't get to go to Marissa's, whatever party, like I'm out of the house party. So she's like, I hear you'd let your hair loose. I was so devastated to miss it.

It was absolutely devastating to me that I could not walk around with a little headband that had a mouth on it with a cigarette in it. While I was walking around my giant estate in Denmark, I was devastated. You're going to be devastated. You get a newborn run over. She walked right out into the street. She almost got ran over and then she's like, Oh, my love. Sorry for my path blindness. My love. My love. I'm so sorry. I just spent 10 days in Denmark where all traffic stops for me no matter what. So she's hanging out with Marissa and they got a lunch and they used to hate each other because Marissa as she puts it while when I'm Matt Caroline Fleming, the filter was through

her younger sister. I'm like, does that make you feel smarter talking like that? The filter was her younger sister Marissa. Filter him on the hot dog. The hot dog filter. That's her younger sister. Everything I heard was just relish relish relish. Which is why our hot dogs are so delicious. The hot dogs in the hospital now. So we don't know what happened to the sister.

The sister's moved. So we know that. Yeah. Yeah. So probably to kids, daddy's asked before he leaves this plane of existence. You know, girl, take care of him because he's dying. You know, one of those two things. No, I doubt it. Not if she's anything like her sister. It's just like, oh, I want his love from my daddy. Now, how much would I get from selling this bowl room?

So Marissa, they go out to lunch. And Marissa basically starts fishing for gossip about Caroline's Dan British. She's like, well, I heard people have been talking that Caroline's seeing to the Middle East because she's trying to get away from legal problems, which is crazy. I mean, is it crazy? Does she have legal problems? I mean, I hope not, but do you know? Yeah, it's just like, I mean, people in this town are just such gossips.

So is it true? Yeah, that's what she's writing. You know, I'm plumbing just gives her an aristocratic smile. That's extremely cool. It's a lot of gossip. Mm-hmm. Just sort of shuts her down. Yeah. I mean, like, I didn't like this is a lot. Stay out of it. Yeah. She's like, oh, well, that would be great. We should all just stay out of it. And we can, once we know if it's true or not, because if she's running from the police,

maybe we could help her, you know, get a new car, whatever that she needs to run from the police, because she's terribly miserable and depressed from losing everything. It's basically the Shannon-Madoor school of, let's shut down the rumors by finding out if the rumors are true of let's shut down the rumors by finding out if the rumors are true from the last season, not the last season two seasons ago. So the next part is I'm a little rebel on the inside, I'm a little rebel on the outside. And then it's Julia staring at her word press blog. I'm like how did this get? It's decided the rebel song was for Julia looking at WordPress. I know.

Well, because she was once on blog spot. She's like, can you guys get a shot of me looking at this thing? Cause it makes the pictures moved by and they go swooosh. And then like in another five seconds ago, swooosh. And they're like, all right, get the girl to write a rebel song. This is it. I never really liked your rules because rules were meant to be broken, Julie yet.

I was like, yeah, you're supposed to put your header at the header and I put it on the footer. So, pretty crazy! Hedges, though, to eye-down care, because I have a good body. And then some little baby scenes, a stampery boxing some hot guy in the back yard. Yeah. And Julie being invited to a ping pong party.

And she's like, I'm going to Wisconsin. Do you even know where that is? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I was like, what was Julie this episode? I forgot that she went to Wisconsin. Yeah, it's which we should have been able to see. Yeah, I was Julie this episode. I forgot that she went to Wisconsin. Yes, which we should have been able to see. Yeah, I agree. I want to see her in Wisconsin trying to explain to her family like, well, I have a manner.

So it's very difficult, you know, getting those girls to sell those tea towels. I mean, wow, talk about rowing the troops. Well, I want to see the camera in the gift shop while Leslie and Barrel dance around in happiness. You just show up to work in bras. Yeah. Leslie, Barrel and Antheir in bras. Smoking, doing shots, shitting on the tea towels. Eating pudding.

Nice. Eat the pudding. The pudding will show her. Leslie's bra has a little heat cliffs on it. Leslie's getting pudding stains all over the details on purpose. So then let's see where else do we go after her? Julia is in her assistant. She meets an assistant and a brand manager. And you got to love brand managers

because they even found an American one. Like we met with here and they're like, well, your blog has to be everything. So like, are you putting at least an hour a day into your blog because like, these young people have like a million followers and you know, I need your brand to be blogging all day. Julia's like, she's like I do three hours a week. She's like well you know the blog is an experiment that's now turned into a business. Well trying

to become a business. I mean I'm growing into a business. I mean it's not really it's not really a site. It's more just like it's just a bunch of letters I type in to the URL. I mean, it's not even, it's like honestly, my laptop's not even on, but like, we're moving in such the right direction. It's like Instagram, but with whoosh. Whoosh. Julie, it's like a lot of people are starting to come to my blog. Yeah, you know why?

Because they're searching Angus. Like people are searching for steak. It's a good steak. You have a lucky last name. And then they get there and they're Yeah, you know why? Because they're searching Angus. Like people are searching for steak. It's a good steak. You have a lucky last name. And then they get there and they're like, what is this weird lady in like a sock dress? Maybe they just want to know more about Scrooge McDuck's art rival.

Okay. I'm gonna get you. So, and Julia's saying, well, the reason one of the reasons why it's hard for her to blog is like, man, I've got a family and I've got a dog that needs to be want. I'm like, okay, sounds like you're on the road to success. Yeah. I'm not just a mom.

I'm like a present mom, you know, like I'm involved, which is a slam to everybody else, but also true. And the only reason you spend so much damn time with your kids is because your husband moved you over the bridge, let's face it, you can't afford the ubers to get into town as much as you'd like Yeah, but Grace though Grace through I think the brand manager She of course is just trying to justify her being on the payroll. She's like That's what everyone loves about you. You're London I'm like you are London. Have you do you ever seen this show before? what should we just we played the Thanksgiving episode with the couches

Like you all London smolgy Cloudy Rainy wait a minute I thought you met my knee socks my leg warmers. Whatever. She goes. She's actually goes Yeah, I have a blog so like I have a quote like Anna Winter. And oh wait, what's my quote? I forgot it, but I wrote it. Wait, hold on.

OK, fashion should be fearless or even fun or something. Yeah, great job. My quote is it's on my site. Let me see. I guess my content not available. OK, I guess just another word press blog page not available. Okay. I guess just another wordpress blog. Page not found. 403 forbidden. Now I came up with that. Because there are 403 forbidden rules with fashion. Please disable your ad blocker. Warning, the site has a bullet.

It's software that may harm your computer. My brother makes $90 an hour for a concert. Google. Congratulations. You're in the running for $100,000 from Xerox.com. So let's see what's next. Matt and Marissa. Yeah, so Marissa is on this quest to be as fabulous

as the other women and it's just falling so flat. She's like, well, yeah, now I'm ready to have sex because I haven't had a baby, so now I'm ready to have sex and be fabulous and fun. I'm like, I don't want to hear about how you and Matt are going to have sex. I just really fun. I'm like, I don't want to hear about how you and Matt are going to have sex. I just really am not interested in this. No kidding.

And she's like, I can't have champagne because it makes my breast melt too acidic. Oh my god. God, get formula already. I'm sick of hearing the best of God damn baby, okay? When is too much? I'm like, when am I allowed to be sick of hearing about your baby? It's living, it's fine. It's with a nanny.

Now, go do something. Marissa has never been a particularly interesting character on the show. And she's just, she's now that they've recruited all these other women onto the show this season. Marissa is just so dull. I'm just ready for her to leave the show already. Well, Matt's trying more thing. And she's spreading, you know, Caroline mentions this later,

but she's spreading all this stuff. Well, she's not spreading it, but she's talking about the rumors that Caroline's Dan Bears running away from her legal issues. But you know, she's going through some major legal issues with Matt's Barbousi and he literally wants to cut and run. So it's odd watching these scenes where he's like, I can't take any more boozy. This is embarrassing. Let's get to LA, you know, and she's like, well, you're probably going to fuck like 30, 30

year olds in hell. If we do that, he's like, well, yeah, strong with that to them. Yeah. So, um, they're nice to talk about Juliet. Because Juliet wants to come over because there's an issue with the bassinet. Uh, Basically, the bassinet that they're using for Sadie is one that, I guess it's Julieette's bassinet that she gave them. And I guess when Marissa was talking with Julie at the other day, she mentioned the bassinet. And Julia was like, oh my God, I'm gonna cry. Can I come over to the bassinet and the baby?

So it's like, so then they're talking about how weird it is. I had a loan too. And so now they're talking about how weird it is that Juliaette wants to come. And so now they're talking about how weird it is that Juliet wants to come see the baby. I'm like, I don't think it's weird. You're talking about the baby non-stop. You know, of course she's going to come and want to see the baby. Yeah, the weird thing is that you're with the baby. I mean, even the Nanny's like, what are you doing here?

This baby doesn't know you've lived. So over at Juliet's house, she's getting ready to go. That's right, right? Did I skip? Yeah. So she's, she's getting ready to go. That's right, right? Did I skip? Yeah, so she's... No, no, no, yes, right. It's the Queen's birthday. And she's like, what do you say to the Queen, honey?

And her kids are like, happy birthday, Queen. And she goes, should we call her? And the little cake, I guess. Do you even have her number? Yeah, I do. I'm an important blogger. So she's decided she's going to go on a pub crawl because for me as as the lady reminded me, I am London.

So what's more London than a pub crawl? So she's going to go to the hipster side of town. So she's just crazy. She looks crazy. And she's got her hair all feathered out and she's got her face. I mean, it's got something in her. She's just crazy. She looks crazy. Absolutely. She's got her hair all feathered out and she's got her face. I mean, it's sad. She has like a thing in her hair or two

and Caroline Fleming comes over. And when Juliet opens the door, Caroline Fleming looks and just goes, wow. And I'm like, it was great. This was basically L Magazine saying, you're a fashion blog.

She's like, I am on the cover of the magazine. And you are on the cover of WordPress. Congratulations. And Julia, it's like, what? I always look like this. She goes, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's younger to dress like this, but just because we're old, doesn't mean we can't be younger. Like, it literally does. I mean, of course Caroline Fleming does it just right. You know, she looks great at every episode. She's probably the best dressed person on all of Bravo. Yeah. And so she does the thing.

She does the youthful look that like matches, but Julia is just a mess. She is just doing dress up. It's like she's Drew Barrymore in Neverman kiss Okay, this is so weird. I thought of Drew Barrymore too Wow, I thought of her when she was like nine years old in a drug addict, you know, and they're like oh my god Drew Barrymore just did a line with Emilio Esteves somewhere and she's like She's all mad but yeah, it reminded me of Drew as well Poor Julia, but you know, I really like Juliet.

I think she's so funny. And she's talking about how Stanberry is gonna come on this pub crowd with him. And Fleming's like, bullshit, she isn't. I will not wait one minute more for Caroline Stanberry, which sets the theme for the drama the whole time. Yes, for Caroline. Yes, exactly.

Well, and of course, we then go to more of our favorite singer who comes in and starts going, you can't say no to me, I'm gonna get it. You can't say no to me. I'm always, I always get my way. See, I'm not even trying to rhyme now. Yeah, it's true. He's like, I've written seven songs for this episode. They can suck a dick. Okay. They either start paying me by the song,

but as long as they're paying me salary, no. I'm not rhyming. Okay. So, um, Sophie, Marissa, and Adela go to play ping pong. And that's sort of just what they do. I'm out of the end. They just like arrive. And they're like, aren't we fabulous? And Adela's like, hello guys. And they're all just happy. And like, let's play ping pong and be young.

And then we cross cut back again to Helen Sanbury, who shows up at the pub crawl. And she's like, everything went wrong, the kids were disaster, you be canceled, and I didn't make plans with you. I made plans with her. She says to Caroline Fleming. So you're like, you were late. This, first of all, this whole thing is just so messy

because Juliet brings flag umbrellas, which is just so embarrassing, you know. It's like, yeah, I'm London. So here's the flag. And they all have to wear them. You know, they all have to carry them around. Also, it's embarrassing that Caroline Stamberg just admitted to taking Uber. I'm mortified for her.

She did that on national TV. She liked the Uber canceled. Unless she was talking about like the Uber, she got Rainia to go home or something. But she also came dressed like she was in Tom of Finland. Yeah, she did. She did. And she didn't she have like a little beret on her something. Like a little black hat leather jacket leather pants. I mean, she literally looked like a gay icon,

but like the mail like what what a male gay icon would wear back in 1982. But she pulls it off somehow she pulls it off. Yeah, she did. So their big fight is she's annoyed that Fleming is always telling her what to do And Fleming's annoyed that she's always late and it's just it's just so this show to be that's the fight, you know now listen Caroline standberry you know, I'm a huge fan of yours, but When you're late and you were perpetually late you can't get mad at the people who are mad at you. That just doesn't work that way. If you're late, it's on you. Well, I think that they know how to deal with her perfectly because they just do whatever anyway.

They don't even wait for her. They just go on a bar and they do. That's what you should do. Yeah. That's probably what she wanted to do also. You know, she probably is like, well, I'm going to be late. Just do what you can do. I'm going to meet up with you, which I get.

But don't be mad that they're mad. Yeah. She's talking about how Fleming is so fancy pants and this and that. And she goes, I would hate to be the man who is tasked with giving her an orgasm. She's quite millitent about how she wants it done. It's probably a stop-clock on the nightstand, which is hilarious because you know that that's totally true. It's like a percent true.

It's like a percent true. Right there, right there, move to the left, no,, just go. No shrek balls for you. Get out. Well, the issue is not probably about the orgasm, it's about creating creases in the bed sheets. I'm sorry, but I simply cannot continue this orgasm because there's been some creases in the sheets. So hold on, all right, let's just get out of bed and let's let's make these creases flat again, because then we'll be very comfy when we later have orgasm. Alright, now make it work again. What's wrong with you? It's like I can't get it up 20 times in an hour because you have to keep remaking the bed. How lucky are you to have a made up bed for you to be impotent in? made up bed for you to be impotent in.

Oh, flims. So, Stambury, let's see, Stambury finally gets there. Oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah. I'm trying to be better with my notes. I've got like lines between them now, but it's not helping. That's right. Because there's cross place. There's cross place. So he's like, let's get a ping ponga.

Like Sophie's had a couple of drinks. So she's turning into like crazy Sophie. She's like, let's fuck half the city now, you know? So she's off trying to hit on ping pongers. And Marissa's like, Oh, Sophie's really only fun once a month. And this is the day. Yay.

I'm like, as does you who's fun, like on the same cycle as Brigaduin. Yeah, no kidding. How about you talk about flying to the Hamptons again to see your great grandma or whatever the hell? You party animal. So back at the pub crawl, the girls are walking, and Caroline Sanbury is, she's just in a snit,

and she starts coming for Fleming about rules. Rules are the big thing with Caroline Sanbury this year. She hates them. She hates rules. She hates rules. She hates when they're put upon her. She hates when she has to follow them. And so she just starts complaining about it. She's like, you know, I don't like rules. I don't like going to someone's house. They've got rules, whatever. And Carolyn's plumbing just sort of tries to deflect it by saying, listen, we all like in my house, so I have rules and yours or whatever. You have rules for yours.

Long live individuality. And then yeah, Kellen's in the long live individuality, which you want to crush. Oh, it's so silly, but I like that Caroline at least admits who she is, you know, a stammer. I mean, because she's like, I'm drunk now, so I want to take on Fleming. Yeah, she's so great, you know, so she's like, remember that drunk now, so I want to take on Fleming. Yeah, she's so great. You know, so she's like, remember that time you tried to make me eat that fruit. I don't want fucking fruit. And she's like, it was a year and a half ago.

Yeah. Get over it. She's like, well, it was still painful. And I can't believe that you would try to make me hungry. She's just trying so hard to have a fight just because she's bored and drunk. And you know, some people want to make out with a stranger when she's drunk and she just wants to yell at people that she knows Like we all have different love languages. Yeah, well, I what I love is that Caroline Fleming when she gets annoyed. Oh, man the way it bubbles under her surface

She still is utterly polite and quote unquote sweet, but oh you can the frostiness comes through and so when Caroline Stembridge said oh you want a crush my individuality then Caroline Fleming turned her and said I'm not saying you're not allowed your own opinion sweet P. I was like I've never heard sweet P uttered in such a nasty way it was like a curse P. Sweet sweet. And then she tells us, Caroline Stendry seems to be on a mission and there's a new side of her coming out. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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I'm picking mushrooms and lying in pee fields. It's like lying in pee-pee fields. It's like gray Himalayan sea salt. Not pink. This is a day of granulated salt, which is not healthy for anyone. By the way, I think to this day, the pink Himalayan sea salt thing that we joked about, I think like a little bit last season. That is the thing that seems to have stuck in most of our listeners because to this day we are constantly getting photos of people who find Pink Himalayan Sea Salt. They're like, I found it. It's so funny. It's so funny that that's the thing that stuck, you know.

Pink Himalayan Sea Salt. Well, didn't she say, this is the secret ingredient to life. Yes. It's like salt. Yes, and I actually... What I mentioned is that I talked to a salt specialist a few months ago who was like, yeah, Pink and Maliancie salt, I mean, what's nice is that it's, you know, I'm preserved, I mean, it's like, there's no... It's like, not fresh, but no additives or whatever. He's like, but it's just salt. Yeah, it's salt to salt day. Yeah. Unless it's bacon flavored. There's these guys on YouTube with a cooking show and they sell like bacon salt or something and they're all trillionaires.

And it's like, there's like such weird stories about that. I love America. Yeah. So let's go back to London, Joey. Let's do it. Sophie's like Sophie's wasted now. And she's like, all right, time to go. And Adela's like, look, I'm all the people enjoying themselves and having a drink at you. But I have lies as I did, girls. Oh, and also we've learned the last episode that we missed that Adela's ish is that she was an addict and has been in and out of rehab and is having all this drama with Rex. Husband and got custody of her kids taken away.

And so that's why she's a mess. And I love saying I told you so. So when I said Kim Richards, yes girl. Yeah. It's like this, it's like this shows version of Kim. She even wears the, you know, flowy silk shirt with a collar up above her neck and her and they both have a ugly cry. They both have a real ugly cry.

Yeah. Which you question. I mean, I felt bad for when she was sobbing last week. That was really gut wrenching. And I mean, because that's how awful. Like you know, the kids take away and she is sobbing. But at the same time, I was part of it. It was sort of like chocolate because she's like,

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. It's sort of like chocolate because she's like That's like Jesus Ella look cuz she was kind of using it in a fight, you know, she's like I said I'm sorry Caroline And I'm really sorry, but I had my job. I was just a council Tell I'm sorry Quiet quiet So quiet quiet quiet quiet There there Pat pat you and yeah, like the other crying mess Caroline's like guess I understand that's awful, but it will be fine They're gone. You can have a new life now. You can do whatever you'd like. It's fine

She's like They're gone. You can have a new life now. You can do whatever you'd like. It's fine. I'm carrying on this to a heart. It's down there deep. I understand that you've lost your children, but it still does not excuse you for calling me spoiled. But my children. Yes, children, but you called me spoiled. I don't know. don't you understand this? These are my joy, my life. Yes, but I don't understand why you would have to call me spoiled, though.

That's what I'm trying to get at, Adela. Oh my God. And then she said in her, her private time or whatever with us, she's like, the sad thing about Adela, is that her children are old enough to decide on their own if they want to see her. And they still don't. They're like me. She's probably called them spoiled and they're sick of it.

I'm like, well, lady, you are really on wheels and I'll have you more than ever. I have one word to explain why her children don't want to be with her anymore. Rules. No one likes a rude. So let's see here. So she gets in the car. A dollar's like, bye. So she leaves because they're just embarrassing her. And Marissa is getting kind of embarrassed because Sophie really does change when she's drunk. I mean, last year at the New Year's party when she like started yelling at Julie at her, whatever, it's so good. So she's wasted and she's like, all right, they were now hope men dance. Let's call some hot men. I'm not called Prince Harry. So I look at a prince Harry and Marissa's

like, oh my god, she's I'm not called Prince Harry. So I look at a prince Harry and Marissa's like, oh my god She's really gonna call Prince Harry and My investment in this friendship has paying off She's like mortified. She's like asking at least to be like taught dogs And he can insta-air or something All right, I'm calling Alex who's her ex-husband. She's like, I'm going to call Alex. I'm going to get the sexy trainers number. Pat TRX trainer. And we're just like, oh, God, that's not a good idea. Maybe you shouldn't do

that. So I'm calling him, hey, Alex darling, sweetie, it's me. What's that sexy TRX trainer's number texted over to me? Will you, doll? He's like, all right, darling, would you like me to warm him up for you? She's like, no, that won't be necessary. It's sent it over. Wow. How did this couple get a divorce? Because they seem amazing to me. I know. Well, he's just like the faster she moves on to someone else,

the faster she's out of my life. Yeah. And so she actually calls him. Yeah. And Marissa's telling us, this cannot be normal. Says the woman who flew off to the hamden, while her baby is just fresh out of the ear. It's so feature responses. What have a dude that's left hearing her American?

I was at like, was that her like ode to full house? Oh, that's you got it, dude. What's that? Cut it out. Cut it out. I'll learn that from David Cooley, eh? Breathe, breathe. So she does call him and she's like, hello there. And the the kairan says sexy TRX draper.

She's like, hi there, sexy TRX trainer, where are you right now? He's like in Italy. She goes, well, that's annoying. Click. I love drunk Sophie. How could he go to Italy on the Queensborough day? That's what I ask. That's actually also the next lyrics of the song. How could you go to Italy on Queen Mum's birthday? I don't know. To your ex, to your ex, not here on Queensborough day.

We got these shots of them walking down the street. And Julia's like, Wow, I am London. Just anybody want a picture with London? She goes, London's a little bit like me. I'm like, so is it a city that weird patterns and doesn't eat venison? I'm not eating that. She can also in this episode. And then my favorite part of this whole episode is when they go into a thrift store because Juliet thinks it's young and hip. And Caroline sees

these converse shoes. And she just picks them up. Did you notice this part? She picks up a shoe and she holds it to her face and she goes Like she's That like sniffing deep into it like it's an oddison cheese Converse I can smell that the handiwork in this converse mr. Chuck Taylor Is a genius Caroline deep diving on a converse. So good. The smell, the feet of a thousand poor people in this shoe. Well, I liked when afterwards they are then heading on over to the bar to the next bar. And you know, Fleming is really annoyed at Caroline's Danbury.

And I think Julie had asked her if she's been okay. And she's like, today has made an impact on me. Just say just a urn at the bitch. It's made an impact. In fact, for a moment, today, memory is a fruit come back. So they end up having to make up because basically, Julie, it will not keep a secret, you know. Yeah. And she's going to like keep them either make them, she's going to make up because basically Juliet will not keep a secret, you know, and she's going to like keep them either make them she's going to make them fight with each other basically. And so Fleming goes in to ask about muffins or whatever and uh, uh, uh, Stambury says, why is she like that?

Why was Miss Fancy Pat so grumpy and Juliet's like, maybe it's because you pumpkin her like the first thing you saw. And she's like, well, you can't poke at me all day and expect me not to poke back. So now it's like a poking fight. So she comes back out and Julia immediately like, you are poking. So they have to have their poking fight as the ambassador of London, Julia is the one who is most equipped to handle this fight. Hulk fight!

And Stammery goes, So I heard the ghost went to ping pong and Fleming goes, Why would they do that? Yes, I love that. And I had memories of Fleming being forced to go bowling last season and she was so miserable, especially because Marissa made her a bowling shirt that said like, pedophile or something. And Fleming was furious. Marissa was like,

that kicked me out of the car. Well, this was actually great because, yeah, I kicked out the car situation. That was such a funny fight. But Caroline Stambert was great because she essentially deflected all the anger that was happening all the tension Under the ping pong thing like could you believe it? The playing ping pong

I started to do the way there. I had to like stop midway. I was like wait. Why am I doing the way? Why would they do that And then so flaming goes into her explaining thing because Sanbury is, well, I don't like this so fiend blah blah blah. She's different now because she's just stand up for me. Now she doesn't him blah blah blah. And Stamberg, she goes, she's either screeching or having a blast, or crying in the summer's ear about how awful I am. And Fleming goes, your brother left her, which must have been an awful thing. And sometimes you just she just starts lecturing, which is just making

Stambury crazy or yes. And I see what Stambury is saying. I mean, I think she's totally wrong in how she's acting, which is what Fleming tells her, you know, but I get what she's saying. She's like, one minute, these girls are all my friends. And then I get them onto the show and they decide they're going to become friends with the other girls, which is fine. But that entails them standing up to me. And I don't know who the hell they think they are that they get to suddenly stand up to me. And she says it flat out to their faces. She's like, yeah. And then you think you have to prove something by standing up to me. Yeah, you don't get to do that. Yeah. And how appropriate then that is the scene ends, we go, we have a reprise of our first song or original song.

we go, we have a reprise of our first song, our original song. Ruseway meant to be broken. Oh, it all comes back in the end with that brilliant musician. Yeah. So then Caroline, Sanbury, and Juliette got a coffee the next day or so. And they're just talking about everything. It's all sort of rehashing the same stuff. Sophie and Sophie and Caroline, whatever. And Basie's Sanbury says that she wants to make things right for the kids' sake. And so she's gonna do a Scottish trip

for all the girls, which sounds like it'll be a total disaster. Yeah. She's gonna be having this trip to show them all what a trip without rules is gonna be like. Yeah, like wow, you're so hostess. Yeah, you show them, spend a hundred grand to just prove some stupid point. Yeah, I'm like, you show them, spend a hundred grand. Yeah. To just prove some stupid point. Yeah. But the, is this the lunch at the end that you're

talking about? Well, no, well, this was, this was just um, Stanberry and Juliet. They were having like a little coffee at like a place serving chocolates and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then it was just, it was like a nothing scene. And then we go over to Caroline Fleming and Sophie who were shopping for hats for Ascot. And once again, Caroline Fleming is now venting about the ongoing effects of fruit gate from a year and a half ago and all that. And again, complaining about Caroline's Danbury.

Yeah, I'm catching up here, let's see here. And Sophie's like, I'm not afraid to take her own. And I'm like, oh, bad timing. Because Stanbury's like finally gonna make up with you. Like bad timing. Yeah. And then the song comes back on and it's like, yo, my di, brecca, my history, meca.

And it's Marissa with her nanny. What? Yeah. Marissa's with her nanny. What? Yeah. Marissa is with her nanny. The nanny is actually starting to get like a huge sense of entitlement over this baby. And this is Juliet coming over to see the bassinet and the baby.

And Juliet comes over and Marissa and the nanny are like, no touching. No touching. It was like a rest of development. No touching. She's like why She's like well, she's prime for infection. I don't know where your hands have been and so Juliet tries it Then Annie's like no hand touching and then the nanny gets all passive questions because you're so late. She's sleep

Shut up nanny. Julie it goes. Well, I can touch her later The nanny goes when she's six months old I can touch her later. The nanny Gus when she's six months old. She's like, ah. Oh my goodness. There's like an Annie from the Omen. It's next to the giant dogs and show up. So they go have private time in the kitchen and they're going to Scotland and Marissa's like,

well, I will be sure to have double the haggis so you don't have to eat it. She goes, yeah, I'm not eating that. They start talking. Julia basically tells us like, well, Marissa is stupid. I hate her, guys, and I wish she was dead. But she had a baby. Celebrate. Yeah, Marissa is like, well, you know, Julia, she still makes me laugh. I mean, we're not really friends anymore, but she makes me laugh because she know she's

so dumb. But, um, so the Marissa confronts Juliet about, she heard that Juliet was, um, talking shit about the fact that Marissa went to the Hamptons the day after the baby came back from the ER. And so Marissa confronts Juliet about this, and like, I didn't know I heard that you were saying, you had something to say about the fact that I just did all this. And Julia tries to sort of worm her way out of it saying, well, I was just thinking like, well, like, whoa, like, that's something that I would be able to do. Like, you know, I could barely even run my blog after I had my baby. I mean, I still can't run my blog.

I mean, I actually don't know what a blog is to be honest. I thought I was getting involved with logging and blogging and said, I don't know, I'm confused. And like, I got planned for it and everything. But I mean in the logging business I should have like 10 houses built right now. Like apparently I didn't brand it right. It's all really confusing. So.

So like apparently logging already we just peak about 150 years ago or 200 years ago. So like I'm like way behind the trend like I don't know. Did you know that papers made out of blogs and blogs are made out of internet? It's so weird. Did you know that you can get involved with syrup with logging, like log cabin? Like this is just like such a huge industry. Um, versus some merrists is like, okay, well, you know, wordpress aside. If you, if you were really concerned about me and the baby,

you would have called to see how I was, but you actually didn't call. So Juliet then, she, now she's like, oh, wait a second, this is getting tense. I'm gonna turn this around on you. Well, you've been starting rumors about Caroline Lyne's Danbury, and if you were really concerned about her,

you would have called her. I was like, boom. Oh yeah, but it has nothing to do with Juliet. And Juliet has always fought like a five year old and it cracks me up every time she does it. But it works because instead of just saying that is nobody's business. Why are you using that in a fight with me? It doesn't even make sense.

You idiot. Morris is like, when did I say that? I didn't say that. It's like, yeah, you did. And then Morris,'s like, when did I say that? I didn't say that. It's like, yeah, you did. And then Marissa tells us, it's in the newspapers. So is she really saying that I'm spreading the biggest rumor in London?

She's a smart girl. Well, you know what's actually funny is that last week, this is the first time we've sort of heard about this, Marissa's involvement was last week. And I remember when it happened, I was like, huh? Because Luke told Caroline last week, you know, the other guy is saying, you're trying to avoid the legal problems

that you go into the Middle East. And Caroline was like, what? That's ridiculous. I couldn't, you can't run away from legal problems. You know who's talking about this was probably Marissa. And then from there, I was like, oh yeah, Marissa started these. And Caroline just declared it, based on nothing, basically.

But didn't someone this season actually say, what is she running from? I feel like somebody actually said it, but I don't remember who it was. And that's kind of a reasonable question, you know? Yeah, but I like that her response was not only to blame Marissa, but she's like, oh, what, what, run? Well, who would run from legal problems to the middle east? Like, oh. She was like, what?

Who would hide money in the Cayman Islands? I mean, it's ridiculous. They still find it in the Cayman Islands and it was bank accounts. Just because I'm going to be wearing a berk at every day, doesn't mean I'm trying to hide my features. It's like, just because we have going to be wearing a burger every day, doesn't mean I'm trying to hide my features. It's like, just because we have an unlisted address, does not mean that I'm trying to hide away. There is no hamburger land for me to move to.

So until there is, I shall be wearing a burger. Which yes, I know they don't wear it Dubai. Okay, I know, I got that. So let's see, next up is Caroline. The car with Luke. Oh yeah, he's going to see Sophie. And she's like, come on, Miss Daisy. He's like, there's not enough room to collapse.

There's enough room for the Titanic to pass. I like that now. Luke has been just relegated to dropping her off at lunch. You know, first is the stylist or makeup. And you know, we know that like their friends and that he's a sidekick and he does everything for her, but now he's become her chauffeur also. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. I mean, for someone moving into a 13,000 square foot home, she's sure like getting a bargain with that guy. He's doing it. He's like watering

the garden, cleaning the toilet lids. So they get there and have a nice big glass of wine and Sophie comes in and they do that. Oh, hello, kiss. Kiss. And Sophie starts in. She's like, I want to start. I just want to say right away that I don't come from a bad place and I would never intentionally hurt you. And you know, I'm not a bitch and I would never set to call.

Set out to cause you upset. Okay, go. The stammerer just looks at her like... And the stammer just goes and then gives her the business about, you know, I would have you back unconditionally. You should have had my back unconditionally. And when you're like, we just had this, you didn't have my back unconditionally. And now you're just another friend and all this stuff. And then, you know, Sophie is now like,

but I don't, but I have had your back. I have been loyal. But it's kind of funny to me because Caroline is, you know, Sophie is now like, but I have had you back. I have been loyal. But it's kind of funny to me because Caroline is, you know, she starts saying that, you know, they never had a fight, but now that Julie's involved, they're fighting. And I'm like, well, is it really Julie's fault? Because Caroline made fun of Julie. Sophie repeated it to Julie. And then Caroline got mad that Sophie repeated it to Julie. And then Carolyn got mad that Sophie repeated it to Julie and now was blaming Julie for starting it. Don't totally add up. Well, I think she's just mad that she was talking to Julie in the first place about her because she supposed to be her friend over Julie's, which is true. But Sophie's like,

well, I'm sorry, I've said I'm going to be sorry. And are you going to punish me forever? The punishment doesn't fit the crime telling it and blah blah and It's just hilarious to me that these women are like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna take her crap anymore We're going to lunch and then they're like please accept my apology and last week it was a Della who was like I said It's true Well, that's why Caroline is the queen bee because they always, as much as they want to stand up to her, they always crumble in her presence.

Yeah, they always come back around and Caroline does eventually forgive them, but they have to get her on an emotional point every time. And Adela did it with her custody issues. And now Sophie is doing it with her children issues because she's like, you know, I understand you being mad at me, but to take it out in the family and go talk to the entire family about it. And first Caroline was defensive and she was like, they're my family. And if I want to talk to them, you know, and she's like, yeah, but it hits the children.

And so she's like, well, I can't get out of this one. So she starts backtracking and she's like, there was nothing intentional about me not bringing the children to your party. Even though I texted you, I'm not in an emotional place to bring my children to your party. Just regard that. It was the Uber, the Nanny, the logistics of it all. I nanny quit. Luke was watering the wrong plant. The entire day was completely infuriating and had nothing to do with you. Kisses. Yes. I absolutely could not bring the children to the party. know there's so many problems the uber cancelled nanny died um the car broke down my mom got confused and on top of that I told the kids they weren't allowed to go because I don't like you anymore

so you know it's just a logistical disaster I'm just fight basically answer stanberry going well this apology will have to do for now. Clear. Slowly, slowly with the apology, slowly, breathe, breathe, you're ruining the sushi. Breathe. Bad news, man. You the you began to get in. So next week looks like it's going to be amazing, because now we get to see them fight somewhere else. And Julie says in the coming next week looks like it's going to be amazing because now we get to see them fight somewhere else. And Julie says in the coming next week previews, Julie's like, well, this castle that she found is beautiful, but she didn't have to rent it. My favorite part of the previews was Julie I going, I thought this is supposed to be a casual

night and they cut to Caroline Flaming in this sparkly sequined silver outfit. That's so fantastic. This is my casual look. These women are Cuckoo bird. I love this show. And I think it, I hope it's doing well. I haven't looked at ratings, but I'm really hoping it's doing well, because this is definitely their best, like one of their best efforts, I think.

And especially starting out with all that horrible stuff happening. I mean, considering this whole season started with Marissa about to die, a baby about to die, Caroline's father about to die and remissing Annabelle. I think they're doing a pretty good job. Yeah, I think it's, I think it's really good. My only was that. That was the noise. I was me moving in my chair.

That sounded like you just unloaded a big old first No, no, no, you would have heard that you would have heard that much differently No, that's the chair. Let's second do again Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you chew because I'm a girl I would like to be some a girl with beans if they bring this show back for fourth season. I would like to be some a girl with beans. If they bring this show back for fourth season, I would like them to change the filters on their camera or whatever their color settings are, because there is a gray quality to everything.

And I think that that's not nice. Well, that's London darling. I know. But yeah, I love this show. It's great. I hope it comes back. I get this, I keep getting this feeling that this is the end. You know, there's some sort of finality about Caroline, Sanbra, moving to Dubai and Marissa, moving to LA.

There's like the sense that the band is disbanding. So yeah, I don't know. Well, maybe they'll do a ladies of Dubai. I mean, come on. Now that would be amazing. I think we saw that this year was called Real House of Beverly Hills. I'm real house was a Melbourne. And it was great. Yeah, but the ones that actually live there, I mean, that would be so, so good. Yeah. Either way, fun show. I hope it comes back for fourth season, although we still have more of this season. So we shouldn't be saying goodbye to it so soon because we should be enjoying what we have so far. So everyone thank you for coming to listen to us on this fine Thursday afternoon. Again check out our social media, come support us on Patreon where you can get access to our bonus episodes which are really fun, you can go to the online accounts and stuff like that

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