Watch What Crappens - #377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield

Episode Date: January 26, 2017

Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Ho...usewives of Beverly Hills. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00 Our favorite pill, Lisa Rinna gives us a call! Also, Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Lea Black (RHOMiami) leave voicemails. Best gifts ever! 34:55 Matt Whitfiled (Yahoo!) joins us for some chatter 40:55 Matt’s general RHOBH thoughts 48:25 RHOBH Recap See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:18 We love you girls! Hello and welcome to the Watch what crap ends podcast! The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about, Ambravo. I'm Ronnie Caram from Trash Talk TV, The Roseprick's Bachelor Podcast, and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Audio Books on Autons. And here I am with my gorgeous partner Ben Mandelker of the B-side blog and the banter blender. Happy anniversary, honey!
Starting point is 00:02:44 Happy anniversary to you, darling Ronnie. What a wonderful day. Five years has been a wonderful day so far. We've got a really fun show coming up. We're talking to Ms. Surprise. I'll tell you in one second. And then later we've got a very special visit from Matt Whitfield of Yahoo to recap this crazy episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It is a long, long recap and it is hilarious. I've really missed that guys tongue. Well, for those of you who are relatively new to the podcast, Matt Whitfield was one of the founding fathers of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:25 The three of us started this podcast five years ago today. So of course, we had to ask him back. And of course, we had to recap real house was a Beverly Hills with him because, you know, when in Rome, it just doesn't make sense. When in Rome, bitch about stuff with Matt. Hey, Ronnie, I feel like there's someone ringing on the special crap in his telephone. Ermer Gurd. It's a very special calling. Let's see who it is. Lisa Rena.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Hi, happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. How does it feel to be five? Well, I'm finally potty trained, so that's great. That's good. I'm going to take out some of my own spinal fluid and inject it into my face and stay young forever, Lisa Rina. Do it.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Whatever, take, baby. Yeah, Lisa, thank you so much for coming on to our show on the 5th anniversary of Watcher Crappens. It means so much for you to come on here. It's so awesome. Well, I love you guys and I'll tell you what, you make me laugh so hard. I woke up this morning and I had been sent a little snippet. I get sent snippets of your blog. Oh, the recap.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Yeah, a little recap. And I start reading it at like seven this morning and I am crying. I'm laughing so hard. And I thought I've never laughed this hard crying this early in the morning. Thank you. Well, thank you because I love writing those and they're really evil. And the fact that you could have such a good sense of humor about it, I used a laugh that you sent me. You just sent me a thing laughing one time. And that is still my one of my ringtones. Is it? It's just like, I'm so dumb. I mean, I'm so dumb and I so get it. You know, I'm just so in on the joke, I guess is what it is. I think, I mean, you are evil. Let's not, let's not. We're not going to buffer it not but i mean you are an evil game and
Starting point is 00:05:27 you're born like that it's just in your blood you can't help it but it's so it's so what everybody would love to say and it's so right on the money it's not like you're not right on the money on the right i laugh so hard i can't read it public because if I'm on an airplane reading it I'm like laughing blithering idiot. I have to read it alone in a row
Starting point is 00:05:51 Thank you so much. So we We love talking to and we've we've we actually got to go out with you one time and mr. Harry Hamlin And of course we made that like an hour long story the next day because Yeah, well of course and I and I received the croissants, you know, the croissant of Rina, which was of course a huge deal. And I still think that croissant looked up to my dreams and expectations. So I appreciate that. But that was a while ago. So we have some, we have some catch-up stuff to do. So how's it going on, Red Housewives of Beverly Hills? Who are your best friends in real life from that show?
Starting point is 00:06:30 Do you actually hang out and talk to any of the girls? Well, it changes, obviously, from year to year. But who I'm talking to and hanging out with, I would say, right now, Eileen lean of course, Erica Jane. And that's about it. Wow. Yeah. Well, I'm glad to hear that about Erica Jane because Erica Jane is such a slow defroster.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You know, like she's a bit slow to defrost. Well, it seems like it. Yeah, so I saw that. It's cool to see that. she's a bit slow to defrost uh... will it seems like it yeah so i thought it was a i saw your instagram story that she helped you pick out some of the fabric for your patio chairs she really did and that was a scene we actually actually shot last year that they never aired
Starting point is 00:07:15 uh... which you know they do a lot of that we should we should way more than you ever see which is kind of frustrating because there's so much good stuff i guess they can't possibly air everything but i think air can i through i lean is kind of frustrating because there's so much good stuff I guess they can't possibly air everything but I think Eric and I through Eileen have gotten close this year and gotten you know been able to have our own connection and you know we send Texas to each other that are just you know stupid and funny and we laugh and it's good it's great to have people that you can bounce off of because if you had to go
Starting point is 00:07:45 at this alone you'd blow your brains out. Oh my God, I'm sure. Where do you stand? I feel like this is like a pressing question. Where do you stand with Lisa Vanderpump these days? You know, that's a good question. You know, I let that go. I moved along and I don't really stand anywhere.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You know, I'm cordial, I'm nice to her, I joke with her. I like when I'm with Lisa Vanderpump and we can kind of take the piss out of each other as she likes to call it. I think that's where our relationship lives the best. What the hell is the, oh, sorry. That's where our relationship is right now, I would say. When you watch the show back, you do shoot so much and it's done in a pretty short amount
Starting point is 00:08:29 of time considering how long the seasons run. What has been- I know, going for a month. Yeah, I mean, what have been some of your biggest surprises in the editing? Like things that you just really didn't think were a a big deal that became a big deal. Well, there's so many. You know, so much gets taken out that, let's say we do a scene, and there's so much that is shot, and then they focus on a brief moment in the scene.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And that becomes what then everyone plays telephone with and it becomes this whole thing that you never thought it was really a big deal. So that happens all the time. And I would say you know what you're going to see play out this season what happens with a scene I have with Eden in the store gets blown up into a proportion that is hard for me to even comprehend because I don't yet know it, yet I know it. I know it's coming, but yet you haven't as an audience quite seen it, but you've seen a little tiny clip of it. It's really super interesting what happens because I don't remember a lot of the conversation
Starting point is 00:09:48 and then they pull out a few points of the conversation and make that the focal point. If you know what I mean, right. So you definitely had a moment of oh shit in your eyes when Eden was going in like questioning a little bit to D. Plane at the a kyle even when you knew what that lunch was about there was definitely a look in your eyes when he didn't just kept going and going where you're like oh shit just because i know in there
Starting point is 00:10:15 i've been there done that scene the movie yeah right you know you just go oh god yeah i had already said in that in that scene with Eden okay my third time the charm coming you know up against that situation and I'm done I gotta be done and we got to move on right and so the lunch came after that obviously yeah has there is there been anything sort of piggybacking on what
Starting point is 00:10:41 Ronnie's last question was where so far in the season where you've watched it and you're like well I can't believe so and so said that I had no idea that's crazy. Not yet really. I haven't had that yet. I will have it. But you know I'm pretty I'm pretty I guess I expect things to get said and when they're said, they're pretty right on when they say them. You know what you're going to get out of Vanderpump. You know, like when the depends thing comes up, you just go, oh, okay, yeah, I think that was going to come out in that scene.
Starting point is 00:11:21 You know, you're going to see that. I think she meant, she just mention it yesterday on the show? I feel like also, yeah. I'm not really that surprised when the girls say things because they say things that I go, oh, yeah, okay. You're right. I feel like also as a viewer, sometimes when I watch any of these shows, there will be a comment, a throwaway comment that's said in one context, and then a game of telephone happens, and then all of a sudden you're at the reunion, and everyone's screaming at
Starting point is 00:11:54 each other, and you're like, gosh, if you only saw the original context, it wouldn't be such a big deal. Has that also happened, or do you feel like you can see it happening? For instance, last night there was this episode where you were talking about your smoothie recipe, and already we're starting to feel like, uh-oh, this is about to get taken away at a context. That's a perfect example right there.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Right? There's a perfect example. And there's a lot of those examples this season. There's another one that's gonna happen in the next couple of episodes that you'll see that I'm completely blindsided by and Had no idea that it's going to happen and then of course That's gonna, you know, the pill bag turns into a hole
Starting point is 00:12:36 As you know, of course pill bags are doing Dangerous territory, Rina. Yeah, it was so funny was so funny. And I'm on. Yeah, it was so friendly. What I have. Like, I have that. Well, and they were, you know, we were talking about it in the recap, which is going to play right after we talked to you. But we were talking about how Eden was saying, I can tell you every single one, every single one of those pills. And they were like the pills that you get out in front of the 7-11, you know know like the energy pills and stuff that was like they were vitamins they were gigantic pills it's not like you pulled out you know like
Starting point is 00:13:10 a hundred Xanax or something well of course I had a half a Xanax in there I think we were trying to find it we're trying to look for it I mean you know it's a bag that I've carried ever since I had the kids because who wants to carry bottles around so I just started to put everything in a bag from you know aspirin to tylen ultimotor into like all those things but then all my vitamins that i take that way you don't have to pack bottles well yeah of course and you have model daughters so
Starting point is 00:13:38 you know where in los angeles so you've got to keep lunch in your purse here honey this is for your adrenals although those are the tick-tacks. You know, you get a tick-tack on the practice. And check this. Two for lunch and three for dinner. So the... So the...
Starting point is 00:13:55 Those bitches can't take a joke. That's so funny. It's like... They're just like... I mean, come on. Really? That is really the biggest surprise to me about some of the personalities that they cast because they're so
Starting point is 00:14:08 wacky in general but then they have no sense of humor when it comes back on themselves i think that's what surprises me to be honest with you because i think the show is all about having to have a sense of humor and and being able if you can't be self-deprecating on this show, you're dead. But that's almost, but that's at the same time the show wouldn't work if everyone could have a sense of humor, right? You need to have people who take themselves too seriously because that's where the drama comes and then we sit there with our popcorn and eat it all up. I know. It's the true. You're 100% right and we all have our moments too of taking things too seriously.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Yeah, of course. And that's probably also a relatable thing to the audience because the truth is we all like to sit there and pick apart everyone's behavior. I mean, we've built an entire podcast over it, but the truth is every single one of us has moments where we get on our high horses and we get real self-important you know and so i think that there's something very relatable about that about watching that on tv is almost like cathartic i think so too and i think everybody get can get so worked up about you know
Starting point is 00:15:13 this is none of your business and you should not be talking about this and i'm thinking well if we didn't talk about this and it's it wasn't my business we would never show you know so it's so ironic in so many ways but the audience is so polarizing i've never seen anything quite like there is no audience and no fan base like like the housewives and yeah i was actually going to ask you about that next what how does that affect you because you guys i think bravo more than anybody uh
Starting point is 00:15:42 bravo liberties are all up in the Twitter and they will answer you back and talk back. And people are vicious. I mean, some of the fans of the show really go crazy. How does that change, how does that affect your real life? And how does that change what you do on the show? For me, I had a really bad year last year. And, you know, the first year was great.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Field of Love, everybody loved me. It was great. I mean, I had a really great first year, and then that second year, boy, that I'd take a dive, and oh, boy, did I get hit. I got hit, I guess my bitchflower bloom, didn't it? Yeah. As they say, right, Ronnie, in your second year, your bitchflower blooms, and your second year, your bitch,
Starting point is 00:16:25 flower blooms and you're beloved forever. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. That was when you went after the turkey neck and through the wine glass. We're like, my husband!
Starting point is 00:16:45 But, yeah, you know, last year wasn't really anything until just that one moment in Dubai where you were like, okay, we're going to talk about this. And then you saw it switch so quickly and you see it. And what I mean by that is you see it on social media switch so quickly. How the tides turn so fast. It's crazy. You know what? i've noticed it they turn so fast that in the beginning of an episode you could be below by the end of the episode
Starting point is 00:17:12 in the switch and you are the most hated person on the planet yeah but that's also kind of the fun of these shows there is a sort of like this weird like like like viewer participation where you just take sides and you switch sides with a course of an hour and then like you know the new season begins and you generally you know you'll hate people and be on the season but you but secretly you know that you're
Starting point is 00:17:34 open to switching sides and people go back and forth and again that's what's sort of really cool about this entire franchise. I guess I mean you know it's just truly a mind fuck for all of us. Yeah I'm sure fun for us I should say it's probably mind fuck for you guys. Yeah it really is I mean there's no other way to describe it and you have to learn how to I think just surf the wave of the mind fuck because it's just a mind fuck period and story. That's the truth. Yeah, yeah, I do really. How do you navigate it? And sort of getting back to what Ronnie said, you know, after you go through a rough season, does it inform what you do on the next season?
Starting point is 00:18:14 Do you find that you have made adjustments or do you just be like, fuck it? I'm just doing what I'm doing and they're going to have to either either you're going to like me or hate me right now. Well, I think I can only speak for me because I don't really know what the other girls do. I think you learn from everything. I don't make adjustments. I just learn from whatever's happened to me before and then I go through it however I'm feeling from what has happened. So that's what happened to me. Like, it was so awful in so many ways that I really learned from it and I really felt like going into this season, I just wanted to move on and let that stuff go. It was so negative and it was so dark and I wanted to find a happier, more fun place.
Starting point is 00:18:56 So I was coming from that myself. And then, you just have to be in the moment. I think what happens and what can hurt people is if they come in with an idea of how they should be or how they should act. Or if they've had a bad year coming in and trying to manipulate the next year because they don't want to go through what they've been through before. And that can happen quite easily. But that I think the downfall, you've got to go in each season like fresh and clean and just You know authentic if you can and it's hard
Starting point is 00:19:29 Yeah, how do you feel how do you feel Doreet's doing in her first year? What I wanted to say also everything changes every year You're never gonna have the same year because you get new girls you get new dynamic So that's the one thing that I always keep in my head because I, oh everybody wants to quit every year. Yeah, the minute you're done filming, you're like, I'm done. I'm quitting, I'll never go back, that's it. And then, you know, a couple of months later, they throw money at you and talk, you into it and whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:58 So, what I will say about Jereet is, I thank God for Dereet and Eden because they have brought new energy. That is good TV to me, like really good TV. And it takes the pressure off of us. We're last year, I think the pressure was on us. We didn't really have a Dereet. Right. If you think about it.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Dereet read the god sent to read it like a god sender you kidding they couldn't have brought a better character on the estimate yeah uh... no i agree i actually i've been uh... singing to reach praises recently uh... i and beginning i was like this woman is ridiculous
Starting point is 00:20:41 and then i had a change of perspective and I realized what am I complaining for? I mean, it's like all we can do is talk about the swim in and her crazy accent and the things that come out of her mouth, the things that she forgets. It is amazing TV. She has brought us so much material. I hardly even have to work. Just show up at her party. I mean, really, like it's so flip and easy. You just have to show up with her and it's like done. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that her husband and her smoothie uh... are you getting it so good it's like and she's got a manager for a
Starting point is 00:21:27 husband so you think that they would like to have it together uh... yes i mean eight housewife excuse me says it eight housewife well he'd like to be the eight housewife but he's her manager yes well that's a classic that's a classic real housewives character the man who
Starting point is 00:21:43 wants to be a housewife more than the woman you know and we've needed one and we haven't really had one on this show. I don't think ever have or at least for a long time. And it's kind of kind of one. He kind of is, but he's just there. He's almost like a, like a really baggy purse. Like he's just always there kind of holding thing, accessory, dressed in the dogs, you know, he's like Mikey, like Erica like Erica's Mikey you know he's not trying to be a housewife well I guess he does get bitchy but I feel like yeah can't get on the joke too I think can it's funny you know he'll get bitchy but then he couldn't be nice or
Starting point is 00:22:18 could be sweeter when you see him and he'll come up and give you a hug and ask you what you want to drink like he never lets you stand there without a drink in your hand i love it really quite nice even if he's just called you a fucking whore a wanker a fucking wanker or whatever and then he'll see me and give me a hug and make sure I get a drink and like he's a real gentleman yes and you know he does you know he stands up for his wife and i feel like any time he goes in on on any of the housewives is usually because he's just is trying to
Starting point is 00:22:50 defend his wife which of course i get it you know i understand that he is yeah you know he's in on the joke because he dresses exactly like his dog who both the wife i mean of course he's in on the joke come on the one thing i will say about Vanderpump is she is self-deprecating and funny and in on the joke. Yeah. Yeah. So the reunion is coming up soon, I would guess, because we're about halfway through the season. So this is usually the time where everybody is watched to show and gets repissed off again. Oh yeah, everybody's already repissed off, for sure.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Isn't that first reading? That's the first thing you tell their back and forth and fighting it out already. Well, it is frustrating because there's been a lot of resolution and then all of a sudden everyone's all pissed off again because they're watching it and that's why Bravo and the whole House of France is their evil geniuses. They really are
Starting point is 00:23:46 you know they are that's what that's what i mean it's i i even get frustrated with you were sometimes because you watch a whole season uh... any one of these uh... franchises you watch a whole season of the two people are feuding and they finally reach a resolution and then it's the reunion everything's torn apart again you know i just i spent a whole you know six months watching this and now it's broken again i know
Starting point is 00:24:06 that's what's so interesting about it i it's like you know you have to be really prepared for those reunions because stuff comes at you and you're like wait a second we're done with that we were we left that behind we moved on well they're so smart about filming those midway instead of waiting until the season is over because you guys don't have the cathartic moment of finishing the season and remembering when you made up again. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It sounds like they get you when it's all in turmoil, which is very smart. They're very genius. I mean, I give it to them. They set us there for 12 hours. Oh my goodness. And they just go and go and go until finally, you know, everyone just doesn't says anything just to get out of there. And then they make you all toast at the end. I always think that's the most sadistic part of ever reunion. After everyone has like yelled
Starting point is 00:24:57 and screamed and let all the demons out, then Andy goings always like, all right, well, let's cheers. hilarious. Or last year when he said, let's go around and say something nice about the person to your right. It's just too much, you know, it really is, I often wake up and go, wait a second, how did this happen? I end up as a housewife. Like, where did that, where did that turn cake place?take-bake you know it so fucking weird how is it how is it like affected your career overall i think it's positive you know um...
Starting point is 00:25:35 i'm never just gonna be a housewife i'm always gonna be leesorana who can happen to be a housewife you know because i've been around for almost thirty years i think that's how people approach it to it's like we're gonna as a housewife not or you're just a housewife which kind of sounds weird but you know what i mean yes i still i still think if you use billy from days of our lives okay that was
Starting point is 00:25:57 my first intro so i'm still mad at you for leaving that well there you go so that's what i get i get a lot of people you know bringing all my other stuff into it. So it's been super positive. I mean, everybody on the planet watches the show. So the real estate is so good. You get, it's great for my QVC line. Unless you're going to sell something in this genre,
Starting point is 00:26:24 I don't see the reason to do it. To be honest with you, to go through all that, it's like you better be selling something. Right. And making some money. Because otherwise, what's the point? And you have a QVC thing coming up, right? Yeah, QVC, my next appearance is February 3rd.
Starting point is 00:26:41 It's a 2-hour show from 8 to 10 and at night. And that's been amazing. I mean, QVC has been a godsend, but it was already a godsend before I started the show. The show just has, you know, just keeps it going. I really liked when you were filming at QVC last year and you were hanging out with Isaac Mizrahi and that dude who designs gowns for the Oscars or whatever. That was just such a funny peek into that life. Who's your favorite person to have lunch with at QVC? Well, that's so funny because I was just there and I was hanging out with all those guys like they're always there.
Starting point is 00:27:17 And I love to just, you know, there's this little holding area. There's a desk and we all have dressing rooms across from each other. So, you know, we'll go, my favorite is to sit with Isaac, probably, Mizrahi. Of course you don't eat. But we sit and just gossip and chat about everything. And he's such a fan of the show. Oh, yeah, I'm sure he watches all of it. Oh huge. So I love sitting with him. And then Dennis is such a character and then Brad Gorski is there and Cameron from Decades is there and I mean it's a really interesting group of people, Laurie Goldstein who is like one of the most major
Starting point is 00:27:54 fashion stylists of all time because done every iconic ad you've ever seen in record cover and our album cover. There's some really cool people in there. That's a trip. Well we have? I would go ahead and bin. Oh I was just going to rattle off some stupid trivia I once heard. I heard that QVC's like the zip code where they sell the most or have the highest profits and is actually not on to a no in Beverly Hills. You know what? I would believe that because my customers are from Beverly Hills mostly from California and New York. Yeah, Florida. A little bit of QVC unverified knowledge there.
Starting point is 00:28:30 That's pretty interesting. I know you think it would be more like Midwest, right? Right. Yeah. No, 90210. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Well, one good question.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I will leave you with this because I don't want this to don't want this to turn into the miss for you girl but when i think everybody needs to know what is harry hamlin doing this week what is harry hamlin doing this week okay this week right now right now yeah because it's always something different yesterday he flew up to santa day california for a whole meeting on futurism and energy
Starting point is 00:29:10 and he went to the space centers now in San Jose, I guess, wherever the NASA, NASA is now in San Jose. I want to say, like, it's hard for me to keep up, guys, so I'm doing my best to explain my husband's life. I'm going through the live cow right now. It's, yeah, it's, he's very smart and it's very complicated but he was really, he said it was one of the best days of his life because he got to go talk about rockets and going to Mars and I mean things that come out of his mouth I'm just like, I mean I try to be
Starting point is 00:29:41 a really good wife and listen but but it is way over my head. Beyond. So, he went there and he was up there all day meeting people. I don't know who knows, talking futurism and energy and global warming and all of that. And then he came home and he was super happy. And then he's just been on a walk. I saw him come in. He's just been on this hike and he listens to a book on tape.
Starting point is 00:30:07 So I'm not sure what book he's listening to, but it's way over any of our heads. We probably wouldn't understand five words of it. And then he's doing something. I know he has something tomorrow. They're flying out for also, but he's gonna be back in time for dinner because we're going to dinner.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I love it. Well, you could not have made up a better answer. Harry Hanlin is NASA listening to a talk about futurism. And then the music. Yes. Yes. Lisa, by the way, I have to say, can you do you want to plug your social media platforms
Starting point is 00:30:42 because I do watch your IG stories. I've been keeping up with the palm fronds and the lawn and and Oh actually, can you tell me about Bonnie's bench because I missed the origin story for that. What is Bonnie's bench? Well first I'm Lisa run on Instagram and of course, Lisa ran on Twitter And you know, I love to do my Instagram and once I discovered these stories it was just forget it, right? Yeah, Bonnie's bench is Bonnie Rape grew up in this house and Bonnie's bench was her bench that she would go out when she was you know a teenager a play the guitar and write her songs and because we live up in the hills and at the time
Starting point is 00:31:23 that Bonnie was growing up there were no playdates and you know her mom was not driving her down to so-and-so's house like she was stuck here she said. So when she I think her husband turned 40 this is a while ago. She brought her dad and everybody up to the house they asked if they could come and you know have one of those relives my childhood moments and this is before we had kids so you, you know, more than 18 years ago. And she said, don't ever have kids up here because they will hate it. And she showed us the bench.
Starting point is 00:31:53 And she said, I sat here and played the guitar that's all I could ever do. And it was like, well, but that's what made you Bonnie. Right. Yeah. Because if you hadn't done, you know what I mean? So that's Bonnie's bench. That's actually wow Very really recently just put it out there. It's been up out in the front, you know
Starting point is 00:32:12 It has not been on the lawn and when we have the barbecue next week Which you're gonna see so we can plug next week show For some reason while we're getting ready or I should say well he's getting ready for the barbeque is i don't do shit and that's the truth you'll see that uh... you look really serious about that barbeque right i do nothing and nor does he let me do anything but then he'll say i could use a little more help and i'm like no you you're doing it you want
Starting point is 00:32:40 to do it yourself so anyway put out body bench for the barbeque i cannot think of anything more amazing than having like a childhood relic or a relic from body-race childhood in my in my backyard that's a means and to have body rate come knocking on the door saying excuse me i just want to show people my bench i like that would be my dream of body rate showed up in my door yet it was one of those great moments of life
Starting point is 00:33:08 tabonny rate like at the height you know where it was really the height of a career too mhm that's good that's how that's how that wow yeah it's bright that and you're at that was a big broadway star right right broadway star i think you can start a local home on i think it's john star right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right
Starting point is 00:33:31 right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right So Quincy Jones lived in this house, so there's a lot of God. There's a lot of music in that house. I know. Wow. I'm just going to find a Chachki in my apartment and just tell people it was from Bonnie Raids childhood and to see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to in on the experience.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I have like Bonnie Raid Fomo. Maybe like a bracelet or something. I have a pen. I have a big pen. Lisa, oh my god. Thank you for coming on. Before you go, can you just tell us to own it? Own it, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yes, ma'am. Lisa, we love you. Just fucking own it. OK? Just fucking own it. Love you, baby. A hustle, batch. We look forward to seeing you on Real Housewives and I watch what happens next week and on
Starting point is 00:34:28 Tracy next Tuesday at QC love you guys happy anniversary Love you baby. Thank you so much. Have a great one. All right now let's get some matte wit field on here and talk some real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap just so you guys know, we are going to catch up with Matt a little bit and then we are going to get his overview on the real house was a Beverly Hills. And then we're going to get into the recap. We talked our asses off with Matt and if you like it, check it out on our bonus episode that comes out next week because we do a whole Oscars preview with him that's super fun and bitching. So if you want to get straight to the recap, just check out the time codes and And thank you so much for being here, Matt. It was a fun,
Starting point is 00:35:09 this was a fun recap. Enjoy you guys. We are so excited to be here with our original OG of the Matt Whitfield from Yahoo hello Matthew I Boys thanks for having me back. Oh, can you believe it good five years five years ago? It was the restart this little old podcast I will never forget Ben I believe that we were watching the Australian open tennis tournament which I have on the TV in the background Mm-hmm and in the middle of the night, which was the- Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest
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Starting point is 00:36:44 I'm still tired. It was five years later, I'm still exhausted, but Novak, joke of itchbeat, Rafael, and the doll in the finals. And then we met for a bagel in the morning and magic happened. Yes, because we, we were both up. This was like the longest men's final in Australian open history. It started our time, what, like nine or five. Sorry, sorry, guys, and ladies, we're talking sports now. Yeah, but it went on and on and on. And through the power of social media,
Starting point is 00:37:12 we discovered that we were still awake and watching the whole thing. And it was one of those things where it's like, well, three in the morning, I was like, I'm gonna go see, but it's so close. I have to see this out. And then it was like four in the morning. And then it was five.
Starting point is 00:37:23 And at this point, you just sort of feel like you're in for it. And then it didn't end until seven in the morning. Yeah, but then it was like four in the morning and then it was five and at this point, you just sort of feel like you're in for it. And then it didn't end until seven in the morning. Yeah, but then you were like carbohydrates and I was like with cheese and I was like, yes. So we went to the bagel broker and voila. Here is we did it. And then we recorded an episode. We broke it up at the bagel broker. But our first episode, the three of us recorded, and then my computer
Starting point is 00:37:47 freaked out. And the entire recording an entire first episode, the file got corrupted. And so it never saw the light of day. So then the second episode, Matt, you had to go off and do something. So the second episode, which was really the first episode in Launcher Crappensland, was me and Ronnie. And then there were a few weeks where we sort of all trade off, but nevertheless, it got off the ground somehow. I mean, to be honest, my favorite one to date is still when we recorded in that disgusting food court in a mall. The Fox Hills mall.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Oh, yeah. Fox Hills mall, which my new office is actually near, but I refused to go there because Because you guys are there to record episode with me. Yeah, it's sad. I that really was a fun day That was called mall snaps and we've got to do another one of those. We just all snaps was everything We just recorded a full bonus episode with Matt and it is so good talking to you again. Oh my god It's really nice. And we are typical, like friends where we only talk on a podcast. And so I'm really glad that it's still here. It's ridiculous. Ben lives three buildings away. Ronnie, you live
Starting point is 00:38:55 less than a mile away. I drive past your house every day on my way to work. And I'm like, why don't we do this? I feel like you texted me drunk the other night. No, I was sober. Thank you. I was sober. And I texted both of you texted me drunk the other night. Oh, no, I was sober. Thank you I was sober and I texted both of you sober sober people don't put that many exclamation points in a text I do because I'm a bitter sounding person and I'm understand I understand how I come across especially in text So I put lots of hearts you'll always know something from me on Twitter or Facebook because it's got heart Hangs exclamation points happy face like I'm I'm one of those you know I thought you were on a bender because I was like I've never seen so many
Starting point is 00:39:30 exclamation points in my life but thank you for inviting me out last weekend yeah I want to try and be better because you know we are friends in real life and we should see each other in real life and when we do see each other in real life we laugh our asses off and I can get a sloppy as I need to be with you. And I thought it would be so fun to all go out, but whatever. I feel like we each have a different, like, I don't know. Like I feel like you're always wanting me to go to Food Bar, and it's just like, I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:39:54 No, no more. I can't go there anymore because I throw up when I smell it. Like it makes me, I went there recently to see a comedy show, but for the most part, yeah, I can't. I can't. Let's just, you know what? Let's keep it simple. Okay. The three of us, let's link up with Amy Phillips and go to sir. We were just, we were recording with Amy earlier. And she, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:16 we said, let's go to sir. Well, it's just like all do it together because we all know we all have our different lanes of what we like to do, but that's one lane we can all merge on to. Yeah, I love this. Probably would that's all we need. I love to drink. I'm in. Yeah, although I know that we got shit faced together. We've all had so much fun. Oh, I'm just. We can't go the abby correct because you were there for a tossing a drink.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Oh my god. It's like, oh, you guys don't fuck the story up. I got a drink thrown on me I did not throw a drink I threw shade and then a drink was thrown on me and then I left with somebody And oh my god just enough enough anyway I'm happy to go to sir and have cocktails But I will say for those of you that are listening was it the 300th episode special Around that time when I saw the two of you the last time,
Starting point is 00:41:07 I think it worked together. Oh yeah, at that part. I was so trash bag. I was drunk. I was really drunk. We all were amazing. That was super, super fun. That's the night I woke up with a churro on my back.
Starting point is 00:41:24 And I didn't know where it came from. There was like half a churro on my back and I didn't know where it came from. I there was like half a Churro on my back. Not all the work came from that was a fun night. That was a very beautiful rest of the churro. You know I did. I've never had a churro reveal. Oh secret. No, Matthew. They're amazing. That's that's enough out of your math. That's ridiculous. No kidding. Get ready your drug habit. While we're on real house Was it Beverly Hills day? Let's talk about your drug habit, Matt. That's kept you so thin without Really good with the second. What's in your milkshake, Matt? Well, we don't have you to be the segue queen anymore, babe. I'm trying. I'm terrible at it, but I try every Well, let's why that we you know since it's the three amigos back reunited here in Los Angeles what better you know excuse to dive into this week's real house vibes of Beverly
Starting point is 00:42:11 Hills and and by diving in I want to say before we begin Matt what are your thoughts under reach where do you stand under read we need to we need to pull you on this where where what are your thoughts actually where you stand on everyone right now before we go into this recap? I mean, you basically just asked me 17 questions. That's true. Okay. So I know that you are one of the people. There was the last time we talked to you about Beverly Hills was last season where there was the ventandipump manipulating and all the all the Vandipump stuff. And so now Lisa and Rina, this year, or Lisa and Rina, Lisa and Eileen are coming back really, really trying to just make us all forget that ever happened. How do you feel about that? How do
Starting point is 00:42:56 you feel about the current state of the Vandipump and Baya? My favorite part of the show, and I think that people are going to make fun of me for this and I really don't care. I actually, I love the friendship between Lisa Renna and I lean. I believe that it is completely, it's one of the most real things about this fake franchise. And I just, I love the two of them. I love that they have each other's backs. And that's my favorite part of the show and I'm always rooting for them. I always have been team Renna since, you know, back in the day in the late 80s early 90s. So I'm forever on her team. I do think that Vanderpump doesn't have much of a storyline this season and I think that her
Starting point is 00:43:36 throwing little jabs at least Arena is fucking tired if we're being honest. I love the whole I lean emotional like I lean revealing more about her family and all of that. I think it's been fantastic. Erica can do no wrong. She's just always so much fun. Kyle again doesn't have much of a storyline. We don't I don't know how much I care about this TV show that she's doing. No. And Mauricio is just making gobs of money. Good for him. He's still hot blah, blah, blah. The main thing here is a Rena. I don't think Mauricio gets to keep the hot crown at this point. I'm sorry. Gonna be the one. He's definitely lost. Yeah, but he does have a novice crown but
Starting point is 00:44:16 still fucking rich. Like way richer than I ever thought I would be crown. So I think that's better. Okay, let's just talk about this though. I want to talk about how much I hate to read because here's a thing you guys know that I mean she is I'm just gonna say this and this is like this sounds like a bold statement, but when it comes for me like it should hold some weight some gravity in in eight episodes. I don't even know if she was on the first episode in seven episodes. This woman is reaching Heather Dubro hatred levels for me. Wow. Yeah. I found, I have found it. We also talked about this a little bit with Amy and by the way,
Starting point is 00:44:58 all season long, we've been talking about to read. She has, I feel like she has turned inside out in a sense that like she's so awful. I am actually growing to enjoy her awfulness, you know. She is so toned after everything that she does. She is so misguided. She's so pretentious. She's so ridiculous. She's so daffy.
Starting point is 00:45:22 She's so dumb that I can't help but be totally thrilled that she's on my TV. You know, a lot of these first-timers, you know, when they join once the show is already off the ground and wildly successful, they come too hard out of the gate and they're already trying to make their mark, find some storylines and make sure that they get an invite back for season two and a salary raise. We know this, we've talked about this nonstop over the course of the past five years. But I think Dorit is so out of tune that she doesn't even know that she's just making herself look like an asshole and it's not endearing's not it's not earning her another season necessarily. And I just I don't know what is going on behind those Blinky fish eyes like why is she doing what she's doing? Not much is going on behind those eyes. That's what I think. I think that you know, you're right. There are these first timers to come out and try so hard, but I don't even think that she's trying so hard. I think that she just is, you know, she's making some attempts at things, but she's just
Starting point is 00:46:28 falling all over herself. I mean, the things that she goes after, it's just, it's laughable. It's actually like a typical... It's a sloppy. She's a typical late. She's one of those typical wives you meet in LA. It's like, you know, she was some dumb hoe that got met in a bar, flirted with some fat dude, because she thought he was rich, typical wives you meet in LA. It's like you know she was some dumb hoe that got met in a bar flirty with some fat dude because she thought he was rich and put all her chips there and just feel so fucking fancy being a Los Angeles and having all this money even though the rain any there with
Starting point is 00:46:55 those two is all credit and bankruptcies and stuff like that. But I think she's like so impressed with herself and she's just trying so hard to fit in and impress people but I'm sorry girl you still the dumb hole in the bar just be the dumb hole in the bar people would like to hang out with that girl I mean I agree she has a fun personality but this you're right when you said Heather Dubro at first I was like no because Heather I don't feel like Heather will get her house repossessed but like I can could see that being, I could see that being a Doreet storyline, you know? But I don't see that with Heather, but they do have that same like pretentious, foe,
Starting point is 00:47:33 nouveau, uh, snotty lady attitude. It's just makes me know. I dream of, I dream of Lynn Curtin flashbacks of people getting served papers at the door. I mean, that was delicious. Yes. Yes. And Beverly Hills is really good at serving up some severe tragedy. I mean, they have so many times on this show where it's like,
Starting point is 00:47:56 whoa, that happened. You know, when you talk about this show, or even if you went back and watched it, and all that rustle stuff and the abuse stuff, yeah, even Camille was saying that she was abused by that other guy and then Adrian Maloof tried to bring tried to accuse Paul of being abuse. I mean, there's like so much shit that has gone on on this show that's been really, really dark and deep. And I want to see PK go to jail and Jury get her house taken away. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:48:20 No, doubt. And I think that that is a very good possibility if she makes it to season two or makes it to season three. I'm still like the The jury is still out for me on her like I hate her But I do think that there's a good chance that she's gonna be in the mix for a while I don't think that she knows what the hell she's doing I I can't tell again if she if she's coming out of the gate too strong or if she's just a complete idiot But the point is this she's fucking up and act just. She's obnoxious, but she's also the only thing people can talk about right now. That's all people care about is talking about freaking Doreet, okay?
Starting point is 00:48:52 So she's definitely made her mark. And you know, this show does have an amazing track record with dark undercurrents. And I don't think anything is darker than having to plan PK's birthday party. By the way, when they kept flashing up that he is or when she mentioned like his 49th birthday party, I'm sorry, I thought that he was like a contemporary of Erica's husband. Yeah, I was like, oh, he's turning 68. No. Yeah. Well, in heart ears, he's probably like 76. Like let's be honest. Is he the Catherine Zeta Jones of the Real Housewives franchise? No, she is. I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. I don't understand who that is. Could you just let me know who Catherine, who do you say is Zeta? Zeta Jones? Does she know, Borton, I do.
Starting point is 00:49:48 To read pretty much opens the show with the such an amount of white privilege. She's like, I am under the greatest pressure in the entire world right now. I have to plan a party with a party planner for P.K. I know I'm like, did you watch real housewives of Atlanta in Flint this week? The pressure, the pressure on this poor lady. I know. I have so much blood. This is so much pressure when you have a party planner, which by the way,
Starting point is 00:50:18 was he gay or straight, was he a robot or was he a human? Hopefully a flesh bot. And hopefully he's on like task rapid or something. You can just get him open to your house. I mean, Rar. Although, I mean, party is thrown in the Beverly Hills franchise universe. I'm just not happy unless Kevin Lee is part of it. I agree.
Starting point is 00:50:36 And obviously this man's credentials are suspect given the black rose fiasco. Well, it clearly was not shishishie darling. So I mean, come on. Kevin Lee is Kevin Lee is TV fucking gold. given the black rose fiasco. Well, it clearly was not she, she, she darlings. So I mean, come on. Oh, yeah, this love of fiasco. Kevin Lee is TV fucking gold. And meanwhile, meanwhile, PK is having his own drama.
Starting point is 00:50:53 He's like, I'm trying to report to an email. These two, it's just like these fucking two. I hate these people. And she said like the most basic thing ever. She was like, I want something sexy. I want something simple and elegant and the entire time I'm thinking she is totally that basic bitch on house hunters who's like, I want an open concept floor plan and like a huge kitchen island and I'm just like you everyone Always says the same thing when they're throwing a party. I want it simple yet elegant but sexy. Yeah. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:51:23 You have Pinterest. Congratulations. Also the word sexy has actually become so abstract at this point that wasn't me. I know. For it to look sexy. Okay, you want like giant penises and the diamonds in the wall. What do you want to be?
Starting point is 00:51:38 No one wants to go to a sexy party for PK. Like no one's gonna want to go there. You know they're gonna be a bowl for your keys when you walk in. No, no, ma'am I love a good key party. Don't diss the ice storm. Come on. I'm married and you fucking You know that movie's turning 20 years old this year. I really cannot deal I Have the criteria on collection at any time you want to walk up the hill and I have a slumber party with me and watch it We I'm in. Oh, that's not turning 20 to say your guys. Yes, it is. 1997. Brace your
Starting point is 00:52:09 seven 97 97. Wow. That's a 40 weaver with a whip. Joan Almond and I see there. Ronnie, didn't we talk about the ice storm last week? Yeah, we did. Yeah. I talked about how it devastated me. Yeah. And you're like, why? I was like, because the emotions. Well, that was one of the, that was at the beginning of all those movies that were like, these are just slow movies about how much your family sucks. You're like, oh, that was like the first of a long string, which were basically, that's my favorite genre. And they also are Joan Allen and or Julianne more drinking and or being mean. And I'm like, I did. Yeah, that's.
Starting point is 00:52:45 We were born in the perfect time. Really? If you think about it, did you ever see the sweet here after? No, it's don't insult. I mean, I knew Matt had that I'm just being polite. I want the sweet here after is to me, they're like, okay, we're going to take your family drama. And we're going to like, I don't know, multiply it by 100. Let's take an entire small town and all their children and put them in a school bus and have that school bus drive off the road.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, watch that. Nope, nope. It's actually, it's a movie. It is. You just cry a lot, or I can't. You know, we just talk about this one. Yeah, I'm gonna cry as much as you would think. You just feel, you you would think you just feel
Starting point is 00:53:34 You just feel you just feel so do you think it would have been better at this party to show that film or for boy George to come sing for pk I personally would love to be at a party where I've been told there's mold and then the curtains open and instead, we get to watch the ice storm. So yeah. Now that you say it like that, it is really offensive that P case like, I'll just tell everyone we put up kittens for mold. And then when we pull back the kittens, it'll be boy George mold.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Is that very nice? Because by the way, the next time I go to a party and somebody's like, oh, there's mold here, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the move clicko. I brought you with me. Yes, it'll give you brain cancer It's probably way along to have her Malibu house I do but you don't want no spores in my throat. By the way fucking to read okay fucking you eat I just want something elegant and sexy by the way everyone we have mold I love a sexy mold. I know we think that PK is a fun guy, but guess what?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Behind these curtains are many fun guys. Oh my god, I can always count on Ben for terrible slash amazing puns. That's it, it's hilarious. We've chanted the house. Come through this tint for P case party. Everyone can have a rose gold hazmat seat. All right, so after this, they're planning the party they have to hide board George, whatever. So the next scene is in a cocoa mojure with with with Erica. Yes! Now she's getting ready to perform her big her big thing. Man, I'm
Starting point is 00:55:08 making statement. I'm sorry to interrupt. Man, I have to get my chest. You know, last last season, Ron and I we'd like to Erica, but we always felt like we weren't there. We weren't there yet. You know, everyone loves Erica, but we both didn't feel like we loved her yet. I feel like this episode, I am finally loving Erica. Yeah, I need to. I hear you, I totally hear you. I'm there. I made it.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I made it. I liked her in the first season, but she received so much acclaim. And I think that like all the gay boys were just clamoring for some glamor and some crazy and hair extensions and they got that and I could see the promise, I could see the promise there and I like that she is real and she shuts down people when they need to be shut down and all this stuff but she's really coming into her own this season she is clearly climbing that
Starting point is 00:56:02 ladder she's becoming one of my favorite and I got, like, you know, Lisa Rina is my favorite rider die, but I want to go on vacation with Erica. I want to drink my, I want to drink my face off. I want to drink Margarita's all night long. I want to go to bed when the sun comes up. I want to put on a sexy swimsuit and have a photo shoot in a sunrise. Like I want to go. Oh, God, that was terrifying. I was like, I hope I never have a friend who's like, put on the baby suit. Take a picture. Oh my God. No friend of mine would ever do that to me. Don't look at my Instagram from last week, but you know, like you got to go out with friends on vacation that want to be stupid, drink too much, and take too many photos. Like a lot of the people that are listening to this podcast right now. I watched I follow some of you on the Instagram. I've seen you
Starting point is 00:56:46 Seen so there you go. So that that was my little tangent, but Ronnie continue on setting up the Seas. Have you guys have you guys been to Mika noose? I have to ask have you ever been to one of those like gay extravagances in Mika noose I've never done it. I'm I feel like I'm too old first of all to do that, but oh no, you're not good You see the guys in the audience girl. I was like, look, it's me. It's like a lot of me. It's like fat guys who were bald, like probably too pale, like to never be out in the sun in real life. I was in and then a bunch of guys who did push ups, but we're still nice to the fat people.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I was like, I don't know what town this is, but I'm moving. Wait, it looks amazing. Wait, was it full of like those gay guys probably that have, you know, you've seen them that we live in West Hollywood. They have like really big buff biceps, but then they also have like a Santa gut. Yes. Yes. Dad got it's like, okay, so you pretend to have a gym membership, but you just sit at home and eat Doritos while you're doing bicep curls. Like that's okay with happening.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Yeah, I like, I like somebody with a muffin. You're a hoe. You're a hoe for a big arm, Ronnie. I know you are. I love a big arm. Well, I'm very big. And when I fall down, it takes a big man to pick me up. And I fall down a lot.
Starting point is 00:57:51 So it's, you know, so not Mikey Menden. It's a utilitarian desire, basically. So they're in Mekonos and, you know, they're not best friends. So they're like, oh, so great with you. Yeah, it's so great being with you too. Well, you know, it's great being a wife to talk. Cause Tom really, oh, you said, let's call Tom. Let's call him.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Let's call my husband. And she's like talking about how it's like my turn, you know, cause that was like a lawyer's wife. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I do my own Matter, you know, because that was the good boys life. And I'm like, I don't gonna fuck out of my own thing. It's all up time. And so like, but it was like a really nice thing. Did you see the photo that they flipped back to where she was like wearing a string of pearls and she was on his arm like 17 years ago when they first got together. By the way, he looks exactly the same livers fuss and all, but she actually looked older back then with that like shorter haircut.
Starting point is 00:58:48 She looks like she looked out her now. I thought she looked like she was stolen off a damn playground. I mean, I thought she looked like a child. I was like, wipe the afterbirth off of this girl's face before you take a picture with her. She looks like a lot. 1999, very 99. I think that she's the love trial of Anna Nicole Smith and Katherine Heigel. I'm just putting it out there. There was lots.
Starting point is 00:59:09 There was definitely some Katherine Heigel. That's so funny because personality and then kind of Katherine Heigel, I see it. Because Katherine Heigel has kind of the same issue that Erica Jane does personality-wise. People are like, oh, I really feel like I should like you much more than I do But there's like a coldness there Right, Catherine Igal is totally like you love me. Are you hate me? And that's totally Erica
Starting point is 00:59:33 I I actually am gonna say something controversial if just based on looks or I might even say Catherine Igal meets 1999 1999 Aaron Carter cat and hygill meets 99 99 uh... aron carter oh my god yeah i'm doing some gender bend i feel like you just kick me in the head right now it's like whoa whoa i'm not saying she was a man
Starting point is 00:59:54 aron carter in his prime looked very feminine before he like hit the methe pipe that he yes significantly before then allegedly do i have to say that do i have to be nice on this podcast or can I curse and be awful? Oh, no, I was ignoring you. I was actually looking up Aaron Carter. Okay, I can see that.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I can see Aaron Carter, Circa, 1999 standing in front of an airplane, saying, singing, I want it that way. Yeah, I mean, I think that it's really nice seeing a lesbian, fine success as a teenager like this. This is cute. So anyway, so Erica and Kyle, meanwhile, Kyle is talking about her mom. And she's like, my mom was wonderful and sweet and supportive and very, very scary. And then I showed this picture of Kyle's mom, like in her mom, most mommy,
Starting point is 01:00:41 dearest face, like you will smile for the camera child. Yeah. Yeah. The actual Kyle is really trying to sell the whole. My mom's great thing. It's every episode. And I'm sorry. I'm guessing it's because she's selling her show on TV land to us, but I don't want to hear it.
Starting point is 01:00:58 It depresses me. Like, it makes me sad for Kyle. I don't like how many seasons. How many seasons Beverly Hills? Is this season six or seven. Oh, this is seven. If anything is apparent, it is that Kyle and Kim's mother was horrible. Yes, I shouldn't be talking shit about a dead woman, but look at these two.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Kyle doesn't improve the character. Thank you, T. S. Kyle. Kyle is still afraid of the ghost of her dead mother. Yeah. Like she cries at the ghost of her dead mother. Yeah. Like she cries at the drop of a hat. Kim is a fragile fragile being who, you know, who knows how much longer she'll be here. That girl like fragile.
Starting point is 01:01:33 That girl has been through grinders. She's been shopped up, burned to death. Like Kim just keeps coming back to life. The last thing Kim is is fragile. Kim's just thirsty for a damn drink. She's not fragile. She's not about to break. Trust me. If she was fragile, she'd be broken. By the way, I don't think that Kyle is mentioning her mom to try to sell the show.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Kyle and Kim are actually, they had, I get the sense that they had a coat of pen and relationship with their mother. And, you know, they have been all about their mom all these years. I mean, they went to that psychic who later showed up on below deck this season years ago with like an amulet of their mother's ashes. You know, they are, I think they were very close and they, they, and I think that Kathy, Kathy is probably traumatized. Ben, you can say close, but they were traumatized. I mean, they were first of all, child stars, studio 54, the mom is throwing them in the backup cars you know you had her own bench at the full-alounge I mean come on madness I mean they are
Starting point is 01:02:32 fucked up and I'm blaming the mom oh yeah a hundred percent a hundred percent yeah I'm just saying I don't think that I don't think that Kyle was bringing it up to sell her. I think that Kyle brings it up because I think Kyle will always bring it to her mom if she can. It's like Stockholm syndrome. That's her storyline. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:54 So either way, they were still having a really lovely dinner. And that's when my FOMO started to begin. I was like, I kind of want to be at their dinner too because they look, it was beautiful. It looked like a nice temperature. And I felt like there was some gabbying a little bit. And it was a bad, there was a bad editing job, though. I don't know if anybody else noticed this, but they kept cutting, and it looks like they were pretending to drink white wine, but then it would go from white wine to margarita to white wine to margarita in, I mean, just constantly throughout the entire, I mean, there was major continuity issues there. So I'm like, how many entire I mean, there was major continuity issues.
Starting point is 01:03:25 There's some like how many times did we have to do this? Yeah. And I'm like, and I'm just thinking I was like, I was like, wearing my producers hat and I was like, the sun is setting, get your line, right, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, while they are dining in mecanos, Eileen is doing her best to disprove people that she's not just 20 years behind the times. But unfortunately, she shows up on rollerblades. Did she have actual roller skates? She had actual roller skates. So she was, she was, well, she was roller girl on eight wheels like old school
Starting point is 01:03:56 stop. I thought it was a roller bleeding. I thought you were rolling the other two had roller blades. But Eileen still still rocks the roller skates. I just, I lean as always living in her first year of like young and the restless, you know, 100 years, you can still see the sun shining on the pier. Remember is getting a cotton candy at the Ferris wheel. Oh, totally. She's she's walking on sunshine with Katrina in the wave. She's getting a hot dog on a stick and she's wearing her, you know, old school rollers.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Get it? I only talk about Eileen so far has been that she has not rocked a unit yet. I cannot believe I have not seen Eileen in the units. Well, is that like a unit hard? Did you guys not have malls in the 80s? The units were these things that women wore. They were just basically like tubes and you bought all these different cotton tubes and then you mixed to match them like they could be a scar for they could be a top or they could be a skirt are you talking about yeah those are huge in the eighties guys at least to know that so at the summer park mall in el Paso Texas holler shout out shout out
Starting point is 01:05:03 I thankfully missed that trend. But either way, I was just surprised that Alene didn't have an entire packet of snappurus, let's or something like that. It reminded me of this, do you remember that sketch comedy show, Human Giant, which had a ZZ Zanzar in Paul's Sheer and Rob, What's the Space? And they once had a skit, it was on MTV, MTV 2, and they had this really funny skit where they were like rollerblading
Starting point is 01:05:29 and they were talking about the joys of rollerblading and as he's on the whole angle was, yeah, I didn't know I was gay until I started rollerblading and I realized I was gay. And the whole thing was that perfectly straight people was like, oh, wait a second, I'm really big. I like I must be gay Which is like I know it's got undertones of homophobia, but I still think it was like real But it's also as a gay as a gay person who found out he was gay around the time of rollerblades
Starting point is 01:05:56 I could see how that would be physically possible because rollerblading you really realize how strong your thighs can be because you're pushing out You know, and you really realize how strong your thighs can be, because you're pushing out. You know, and you really feel it in your thighs. I've never felt that since. And I was like, I could squeeze a dick into a diamond right now. Jesus Christ, now I'm such a my pearls. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Oh my God. Anyway, around that time, I mean, I knew, I think I knew I was gay when I was like in sixth grade, it was like 90, 91 around that time. I mean, I knew, I think I knew I was gay when I was like in sixth grade, it was like 90, 91 around that time. And I remember watching the real world season one. And I want to say there is this scene at the beginning when they're all like coming together, you know, back in the day when real world was bringing artists together. And Eric Nice is shirtless with like a flannel tied around his waist. And he is rollerblading through the streets of New York and I was like
Starting point is 01:06:46 I am 11 years old and I need to have sex with men So for me roller rollerblades are like that was like a moment in time like 1991 rollerblades Eric Nice Marke Mark and I was just like yeah Holy crap you guys We pulled more sexuality out of a Doreet scene than she has out of her whole marriage. So that being said, I forget by the way we're recording this and then I'm not just talking to the two of you at a bar right now. It's okay. Now I'm feeling really nervous. I'm talking about my Eric Nees fetish. Eric Nees was worthy of a fetish and he really looked great for many years until he became
Starting point is 01:07:27 a yogi or something and then it just all went downhill. But that being said, Sam Goody, a grind VHS workout team just so I could see Eric. He was honestly like, he was a treat. Remember when stars like had VHS workout tapes? Well, I had the grind starring Eric. Yeah, that's a good choice. Anyway, so to read. So basically this is a lien has gathered Rina and Doreet to go rollerblading.
Starting point is 01:07:53 And I like this because so you know, Rod and I we have our two different versions of Doreet's accent because we make fun of her. But in this case, I'm going to do a straight reading. She said, she basically said that she and the other lady is hit the reset button on their friendships, but what she actually said, she goes, we've all agreed to hit the reset button. I was like, lady, it's one thing for us to give you that accent,
Starting point is 01:08:17 but you literally just said button. Oh, no, she sounded like London Garb, like she sounded like gutter trash. She was cheap, that's chimney sweet. Yes, and then at the same time, she sounded like London Garb it like she sounded like gutter trash. Yeah, yes, and then at the same time She's like, oh, I don't know about this exesos Next time can we take a walk down the day of drive that's more my speed ladies I'm like, oh my god. You were such trash To shut up the read, but didn't you think it was hilarious though that Lisa Rennie and E lean invited her to go roller skating knowing that she'd never gone roller skating
Starting point is 01:08:46 I was like that is some shady shit. You're bringing here so she can break a wrist Well, I lean just like yes. I lean just like any exercise that she can go around in circles over and over again with You just sit here. I'll keep passing by and chastising you about something that you said last year. So the women decide to call Erica Jane over in Mekanos, and so Erica gets on the phone and they're like, we're here with it's, I mean, it's like I'm here with Rinna and Doreet and Erica's like, Doreet, that's weird. I'm surprised Doreet wasn't like, oh, you pretty little thing, you wearing underwear there for Mekanos, I know it's warm there, but I wouldn't want everyone to see a pretty little pus. Huh?
Starting point is 01:09:27 So difficult role of playing with underwear on. You probably would know what you did. She's more concerned about the underwear than she was about the helmet because she was that woman who's like, oh, the helmet. Now I'm going to look ugly and I'm like, your soul is hideous. So what is a helmet? I mean, what just top it off with a ugly helmet, why not? She cares more, she does not care about her safety.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Exactly. I neither do I, frankly. I mean, to reason people fight against helmet laws. Yeah. Like let them smash them like eggs on the street. What do I care? Oh, you know, Erica, we're having such a fun time right now. We're right now we're really bleeding and I'm wearing one of your formal outfits, you know, a t-shirt.
Starting point is 01:10:12 I'm falling. I'm falling girls. I'm falling. I'm like, shut up, die. So she falls and then I really was laughing at Rina and Eileen as well during this because you know who knows what Eileen's even thinking at this point You know she wants to read that but Rina is just doing this thing where she's trying to be positive about every little every little thing She's like, you know, I really like to be I like anyone who's willing to move on you know moving on It's part of a real friendship, you know, you know what I mean? It's fantastic the way you move on I thought we could come skating because we're all moving on first we were there never over there I'm like okay we get it fan to pump on the bond and she ain't going to
Starting point is 01:10:54 She just really I think actually Rina was being literal she's like I like a friend who gets on wheels and moves from point A to point B during the course of our recreational activities but Ben it's not her Tesla which the way, this entire season has been Lisa Renna for Tesla. Well, hey, you know, Kyle works it for the fat burger. This girl should get a car. You know, you work your fame for what you need. Hey, I'm a hustler, baby.
Starting point is 01:11:21 I hustle for Tesla's baby. Kyle and what's her buns? Erica or or stolen coke on that. At the beach, are you really playing the other beach of the sunset? No, actually, we're in the valley and they're like, the valley. It was the
Starting point is 01:11:41 funniest. It was the funniest joke that Erica has ever heard of her entire life They were shocked Erica had a couple of moments in this episode where her voice may be last so hard that was In another part she went I mean she's a court of margaritas. It was fantastic. It was funny. Okay. Somewhere Randy Lantville was very offended.
Starting point is 01:12:08 So now it's 2 a.m. in Mekanos. And the glam squad is putting abs on Erica's dancers. Yes. And then they go up to the stage, which is on a cliff. Erica's like, oh, it's a cliff. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Hi, it was a cliff. Oh, fuck. And then by the way, it's a cliff. I don't give a fuck. Hi, it was a cliff. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:12:26 And then, by the way, it looked totally dangerous. I'm terrified of scaffolding. Continue. Yeah, no, I would have been scared too. I don't trust that Greek construction. They don't have any money over there. It's probably missing 10 million screws. Come at me, Neavardola. Come at me, George Michael. Oh. I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more
Starting point is 01:12:46 little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more
Starting point is 01:13:02 little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more Recregs. Yeah, yeah, right now. So she's is this where she's getting ready for her show. She's getting ready after getting 15 15 deep glam squats. Yeah, she's like, oh my god, this thing is on a cliff. Oh, Jesus Christ. She's got to go up this cliff and layas or lia is like, oh my god, it look so fine. And she's like, oh, whatever, liar. You're not the willing to walk up this of fantastic bait for her shoes. But should all go to your phone trap. Like, son of a-air guy. Let's get out there and do your damn sand check. So meanwhile, over in Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump is giving Biscuits to Puffy,
Starting point is 01:13:40 also known as Harrison. And... And... I just wrote, in my notes, I wrote poor jiggie. I think that's me too. I know. I transition down. Jiggies like are you out of medicine to inject into my neck?
Starting point is 01:13:52 Just put me out of my misery. You know, they've got that shit in the bathroom drawer to put down the animals when they have to. They're like vets. They run a vet out of that place. Just put them down. But, um, I was, you know, I was getting a little concerned. I was like, wow, she is really pushing Harrison and like, what about our other friends? Well, don't
Starting point is 01:14:09 worry because Eden Sassoon came over and we got a nice long shot of Hanky or perhaps Panky. But either way, our old Hanky Panky friends. It was probably Hanky because Hanky is the one who's always so low. Hanky always trying to hang out with other swans. And Hanky was not impressed with Eden. That's for sure. Well, so what's your guys take on Eden? I mean, was she supposed to be a full-time cast member and they dialed her back? Or was she always just supposed to be friend of with the potential to crowd? They didn't give either. It seems like what they're doing now is not giving them contracts right away either way.
Starting point is 01:14:41 They're just saying, come on the show, we'll try it out. So they give them these limited times. And then they decide at the end of the season who they're going to make regulars. And wasn't that kind of what happened with Catherine last season? Because I don't think the Catherine showed up until episode four or five. Yeah. And also Lizzy on OC a few seasons ago. All right. That being said, that being said, I think actually Eden has been pretty good. She is actually trying a little too hard, and she's also messing up, but it's, I'm entertained because she's a little upper-own-ass, but she thinks she's really wonderful. But I'm okay with it.
Starting point is 01:15:17 I'm enjoying what she's bringing to the show so far. I'm enjoying it too because she's just straight up cray. Yes, she is crazy. And she's L, she is totally the first new meat here who was born with a shit ton of money. They don't really have to do anything, but they struggle for meaning and they kind of resent everything and everybody, because they don't know what real pain is.
Starting point is 01:15:37 And they open up a Pilates studio and they're losing money on it, but they can afford to lose money on it. Yes, but it gives them something to do. And they're like, my dad, my dad, my dad, of me. And they've all got all these fucking issues. And they all go, they all wear a red string. And they all go to the meetings.
Starting point is 01:15:50 And they all talk about, and you know, the spirit, they all talk in spiritual terms in every, it's like, are you going to the store? No, they'll be like, are you journeying to nurture the hunger that resides and the pit of your, your very soul? Like, shut the fuck up. I'm going to the story.
Starting point is 01:16:07 So, uh, Eden is dating and, um, she tells Rina about this latest guy. She just broke up with. No, no, Vanderpump. I'm, yeah, I'm sorry, that's my, Vanderpump. Uh, she broke up with, uh, two days ago. And she tells the story about how he used to be a smoker. And then they went out to dinner and he's eating this huge cheeseburger and he reached over afterwards for some mints and while she's telling the story, by the way, the camera's like cutting to hangki and thankki.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Can't very unhappy with this one. And so she makes all the animals. She's like, what the fuck? There was jiggy had a sad shot on a chair. It was like a lizard somewhere like every animal in the property. And so at one point, so Eden said something about the mince. I forget what it was. And he's like, wow, you're really type.
Starting point is 01:16:57 He's like, I've never dated a type A woman before. And she goes, and that's why he was over. I will not put up with it. I'm like, lady, come on. Don't you really. I'm broken, lady, come on. Oh, come on. Don't you realize? I've broken up with guys for less than that. But, lady, don't you realize that saying, I will not put up with it is you being type A?
Starting point is 01:17:12 Yes, but it's type A is. Yes, and it's also someone who's just quit drinking or is trying not to drink. It's somebody very, very newly into it that is always judging everybody around them and trying to figure out if they're an alcoholic. I've not had one friend who's gone into AA without coming out their first or second might not drinking and being like, they're an alcoholic and they've got a problem and they better look deeply at it. You know, like you see it more
Starting point is 01:17:37 deeply, I think when you're in meetings. So I think and then we learn later in this episode, she's not really sober. She's not drinking. You know, so it's kind of different. So I'm liking that about Eden. She's just kind of a crazy girl. So Lisa, so Lisa and Eden and I are talking about Kim, speaking of the sobriety. And, you know, and Lisa is sort of going to bat
Starting point is 01:18:00 for Kim a little bit. Eden, you know, by the way, pisses me off because I'm sorry again, the line is not again with with Vanderpump not having much of a storyline this season. She is still, you know, fighting or keeping up this like stupid battle with Rennah and then whenever, whenever pump comes to the defense of Kyle or Kim, it rubs me the wrong way. Well, because she knows she just barely escaped last season. And so she has to hold on to Kyle with everything. But you guys Lisa's also, she's always been really honorable with her alliances.
Starting point is 01:18:39 I mean, look how honest she was to Brandy. And Brandy made it hard. I mean, everyone hated Brandy. She'll stick if she feels like someone's being a true friend to her, then she'll do it with them, you know? And if the minute they don't do it the same way back to her, she's like, how could she have to all I've done? And trust me, she's got a book of every time she stood up for you and every time somebody tried to talk bad about you. But, you know, she's a good teammate to have for sure. Yeah. So and then especially because when when I mean, the thing is this, Eden is talking about Kim,
Starting point is 01:19:10 you know, and she doesn't know the swimmin is one thing because we talk about her because we're podcasters and we're presented video footage and we're that's like our thing is that we make assumptions and inferences about things, but Eden's actually in that circle now. And she's just talking about stuff and she's like, well, remind me my sister and, you know, my sister, she was on drugs and at some point she just had to go and, you know, came and struggling. I can tell it came and struggling. I'm like, you saw her playing celebrity. Okay. You played some rage. Okay. Look, look, look. But here's the thing with Eden, like, I think that she is legit crazy pants. Here's the thing. I don't, I don't think that there is a malicious
Starting point is 01:19:46 bone in her body. I don't think that, you know, yes, she's overstepping the boundaries. And yes, it's wildly inappropriate, but at least during this conversation, she admitted to Lisa, she was like, I love to poke others. And I mean, that was, to me, very honest,
Starting point is 01:20:00 she does not know how to control herself. This is who she is. This is how she's gonna act, whether it's Kim or whether it's a random lady that she sees twitching how to control herself. This is who she is. This is how she's going to act whether it's Kim or whether it's a random lady that she sees twitching in a coffee bean. Yeah, just how she phrases things. She's like, yeah, well, I loved my sister and blah, blah, blah, but I knew she was going to have to go. I was like, Jesus Christ lady You guys have just said that. What a turn of phrase. And that's coming for me. Why are we letting Kim get off the hook, though?
Starting point is 01:20:30 I mean, last week at that game night at Kyle's, like, she was a complete asshole. So that's why when Vanderpump tries to defend Kim, it makes me crazy. When Kyle doesn't stand up for Lisa Rennah, it makes me crazy. And I know that people up for Lisa Rena, it makes me crazy. And I know that people feel that they have to, you know, you know, baby gloves around him. But this kind of shit is real. And I think that, you know, the experience that Lisa Rena had with
Starting point is 01:20:56 her sister, the experience that you didn't have with her, it's, it's real. These people are fucking dead. So if they are, I don't think it's any business of anybody else's. That's my thing with Kim. I think it makes everybody else's business, like what she has in the past. And we, you know, we've been at a crazy when we start talking about that, as you know, but right now I'm like, Kim's just some poor lady who's trying to get enough storylines to pay the mortgage this year. But Ronnie, she came, she came for Rena. And yes, Rena hit the low blow with let's talk about your arrest. I get that. But Kim was inappropriately aggressive at the game night. And if I were there, I would have fucking shut that bitch down.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Yes. I agree. The good thing is that they actually look like they made some progress after that game night. And I just feel like two seasons ago, I think it was open season on Kim because she was acting like everything was okay. Everything was not okay. And Rina was like, what the fuck is going on? Why is everyone acting like she's okay? And then Rina, you know, they made Rina look like an asshole when she, you know, then, you know, Kim goes out and gets arrested at the Beverly Hilden and a few months later
Starting point is 01:22:03 gets arrested at Target and et cetera. She was, you know, a doctor of fill, et cetera. So that was Open Season then, but at this point, they've kind of said what they had to say. So now I kind of feel like the book is closed, you know, Kim, it's like, it just feels like back then it was like, hey, we're beating a dead horse. That's not dead now. It's beating a dead horse slash opening an old moon like, let's just let it go and wait for it to really do really fuck up and then you can go back into it. But for right now, yeah, I agree. But I think Vanderpump was standing up for her because, you know, those were low blows
Starting point is 01:22:37 at that party. And she was just like, oh, come on. And there doesn't even know her. You know, it's like, well, you know, that's something I have to talk about someone's addiction that she doesn't even know and that I barely even care about, you know, and when Eden starts talking that like Kyle isn't a neighbor, or even if she is, like, how the fuck does Eden know? Well, she's probably watching so, but, uh, yeah,
Starting point is 01:22:59 I bet. Yeah, like, how the fuck do you know, but Vanderbump does say her shady little things about Kim, where she's like, they say Kim is so, so but what am I does he have fun with me? she's not drunk, she didn't smell a check to purse darling, there's nothing in there, she's not drinking isn't that all you need and he's like no because she could feel things and then she'll just be standing there all alone and Kim will be dead and she's like darling so tell me again about this hamburger, man.
Starting point is 01:23:27 I've never heard of someone being so angry about a hamburger, darling. Let's talk about that. I can't do a British accent. Can you just say hamburger, helpler? Can you just refer to him as the hamburger help? Who the hamburger helps her? Tell me. I just want to, I just want to pretend that Eden dates that little
Starting point is 01:23:44 like glow that's on the hammer. He probably does. Let's be honest, she probably has a little rubber glove that inflates at home. By the way, one of my favorite commercials of the past 10 years was it was a hamburger helper commercial, like a standard hamburger helper commercial with as like a family and there's a skillet and there's hamburger helper and the little glove is bouncing around a hamburger helper, hamburger helper. And then the commercial sort of ends, but then there's like a second part where Beyonce appears and black and white says, Hi, I'm Beyonce for hamburger helper.
Starting point is 01:24:10 I just like what? This commercial data took a very strange left turn. Beyonce for hamburger helper. It's like Beyonce. How many damn houses you need? My hamburger helper. She had partnered with hamburger helper for some charity, but it was one of those things like these two brands feel weird together right now
Starting point is 01:24:29 Beyonce and hamburger helper. Yeah, I almost like that commercial when she had the boomerang, but nevertheless Yeah, I'm imagining imagining her making hamburger helper is not it's I don't believe it like I don't buy that I do believe like carry underwood with an Nintendo DS on a tour bus that I believe or Taylor Swift drinking a diet coke and a ballgam or a you know I don't believe that Beyonce ever gets relegated down to just helper. Yeah, it's more like the glove is Beyonce helper. Yeah, right. I was just going to say if anybody's the helper that would be Michelle Williams. Yeah, I was going to say the hamburger helper is that girl who got who quit Destiny's Childer got kicked off in the beginning or whatever.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Oh, the TV, a lot of concerts. You guys speaking now speaking of Beyonce level. Amazing concert. The next level. Back in Meek and a time to go on stage, but first a prayer. Oh my god, this was the best. Okay, let's say it. Let's say it together. Okay, one two three three
Starting point is 01:25:31 Oh, I thought I was gonna be a sax on a platter. Oh, yeah, I wrote the whole that the whole period and then you do it Oh, yeah, okay, you do it. Daily 11 we have got it here to say sex on a plate pump it up tits ass cost rubbing on three pretty best Yes everything better tits cops Yes is the pussy Yes
Starting point is 01:25:52 the pretty That's God Yes Okay Amen Okay Kyle's like
Starting point is 01:25:57 Amen Yeah That's It's like I know I'm kind of Jewish but that is not a prayer I've Yeah Kyle was never heard that It's like, I know I'm kind of Jewish, but that is not a prayer. Kyle is saying all sorts of things. Like when Kyle got into her little VIP section and some big sweaty bear climbed up and got
Starting point is 01:26:12 ready. Just like, I got by the way, that was totally me at the Falcon or at the people like the big sweaty bear getting near me. And I was just like, ah, get me away. And it's Erica's standing there and like a little girl's ice skating costume with her hair all over you know, and her whole thing. And Kyle's like, I brought a fringe purse.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Woo-hoo party, everything. Everything. Right guys. I was actually really enjoying Kyle this episode. I was, you know, that is actually so cool that she went to Greece. Even if it was like production paid for it, whatever, like that's a schlep to go from LA to Greece.
Starting point is 01:26:51 Yeah. Even if it's like first class, like that's actually really super, super cool. That was like, she had a lot of good moments too when she was doing the Erica James on what she's saying. I get zero, zero, zero, but. That was really funny. She had a really good episode I can't believe I'm gonna say this she looked fucking great in that
Starting point is 01:27:09 You look amazing. She looks great. Oh my god you guys I have to be honest. I'm extremely uncomfortable being nice to Kyle It's not too. I feel like I'm I don't I don't have a problem because I've been I've been I've been fairly pro Kyle for a few years now oddly enough Yeah, I just I've always respected that about you been I just can't I just can't do this But with with qualifications, you know, I always say I like her when she's bitchy and in fact Erica kind of touched on that indirectly when you know what later on when they had the bathing suit moment Erica's like well, she's a showgirl. She knows how to do it. She doesn't want it But she's a showgirl and that's kind of the truth is that Kyle, you know She she is in a spiritual, you know
Starting point is 01:27:52 Cafften but the truth is it needs to be removed every now and then and then the truth Kyle comes out and she's great Yeah, you know, you see like that. I felt inspired by that but also like Don't make me like I'm okay. I did too. I was like you know what I like that You know she probably has a lot going on in her life with you know the girls off at school and working You know she doesn't see her husband a lot But the the Kyle stuff I hate is like I don't care about your store like I don't like I never need to talk about the boutique Ever again and how busy you are and also by way, until I see an episode of this show starring Alicia Silverstone, like I don't care. But I do like when she drinks and puts on cute
Starting point is 01:28:36 caftans. That's the only time I think I like her. Or when she yells at someone, she is a great fighter. Oh, she's a great yell because you you know what she does what I do points that thing. Oh, yeah, that's when I get on the side. She has a she has a sharp tongue and she knows she also is very good about picking opponents. Usually she made a misstep with Vanderpump, I think that that kind of blew up on her face. But otherwise she learned her last. Yeah, she's very good at picking opponent. She picks people who are completely obviously in the wrong, like, Allison Du Bois or Kim. Kim, yes, when it's come to that.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Kim, Kim, Kim. She'll go there. And I love when she does that. I just don't like her underhanded other ways, which I won't even know what to do now, because I'm sure I'll get another chance to it some point soon because, you know, you can't change you. She's like Spider-Man. She's like the Spider-Man at this cast with great power comes great responsibility
Starting point is 01:29:29 and she just can't unleash that song on just about anyone. She needs to find the right target. Yeah, but she needs to find one soon because if it goes too long we forget, okay? Yeah, it'll always come back. At some point she's going to rip out Eden's throat because Eden doesn't seem like she's going to let that one go. And Kyle's not helping that. Well, and not to jump ahead, but like the preview for next episode, it looks like word get back, word gets back to Kyle about Lisa Rennah, you know, talking some shade behind her back. And I think that Kyle is actually going to explode on Eden and Rina. Yeah. Going to be harsh.
Starting point is 01:30:05 So speaking of Eden and Rina, over in Beverly Hills, Rina shows up at Eden's place with Doreet. And they are like, how cute was Eden's kid? So cute. Okay. Ben, what? I was waiting for Ben. What's in your nose?
Starting point is 01:30:21 What's in your nose? I wrote that kid as some spastic issues and Eden was drinking when she was pregnant. Of course that's what I thought. You know what I've got? What are you asking me? There's a lot of talk about making fun of children, given the president's family these days. And all I'm going to say is you don't have something nice don't save it all because he's hyperactive okay somebody's for my Kyle yeah it's just hyperactive I mean yeah he's just like a crazy kid he's like what are you doing
Starting point is 01:30:57 then you want something to eat my mother love to eat don't don't don't throw a ball throw a ball he's a little boy He's a little boy, you know, I mean, what do you think? He was like the kid from the Incredibles, you know, just jumping around. You're like, oh my God, he was huge. I'm going to save the world or something. I feel like the energy is happening for a smoothie moment. Smoothie, smoothie, my next smoothie. And Rina, by the way, you could tell, Rina was like, wow, that's a lot of child right there. Oh baby. Oh, well, yeah, I look, my human instinct kicks in and I just automatically worry for a child around Eden, okay?
Starting point is 01:31:35 Because I'm a person with common sense and I'm like, this cannot be good for anybody. She's crazy. She's crazy. That's a lady with a wooden spoon on the nightstand smack you with. I am just going to back away politely from this topic here and just talk about the fact that the women are sitting there and they're talking about PK's birthday party coming up tomorrow. And you know, they're talking about what they get for PK and I love that Eden goes, well, I will come up with a perfect Eden gift.
Starting point is 01:32:07 And Rina is like, oh, yes, she's very good with crystals. I'm like, that sounds awful. Don't you dare ever get me a crystal. And also, my Amazon wish list, okay. And also, so much talk about drugs and stuff on their show. I'm like, girl, is she good with crystal? Come on. Which one? Exactly. I like girl she good with crystal come on which one exactly I'm also good with crystals like we need to like is there an S on the end of that or not exactly is it a burden involved but that's so how riddo would say crystal she'd be like I was in a party and people were doing crystals
Starting point is 01:32:40 haha it's crazy they were just crunching them up and snorting them up their nose haha just when you think they can't come up with another drug It's crazy. They were just crunching them up and snorting them up their nose. Just when you think they can't come up with another drug. It almost makes me, uh, over. It almost distracts me from the fact that Eden handed to Rita Glass of not water and said, we drink aloe in this house. of not water and said we drink aloe in this house. But again, again, this is not just for cameras, this is who this is. Oh, I agree. She's bonkers.
Starting point is 01:33:12 She's so LA. So then, Rina, she's making them smoothies and to read, of course, everyone on this show, they talk about it, Dixon so much and everyone's so insensitive on this show. They're like, do you have an info? Yeah, I know that you think you're being hilarious, but you're talking to someone who's been so we're most likely for three
Starting point is 01:33:32 days. Yeah, so Rina just makes a joke, right? It's just super much like she's like, yeah, one time I put a Xanax in my shake and Doreet's like, oh, then I cut to her in the interview and she she's like I would never think to put a Zanax in my smoothie my pretty little smoothie plus Yeah, but you think about putting Think about putting pk and you're pretty little plus in those Please tell me that doesn't really happen. Please. Please tell me that his penis is so far up his man I know one will ever find it. I don't want to think about those two, Humphid in the dark. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:34:10 No. So to read is scandalized by Rina's joke and then Rina pulls out this little plastic bag of pills and vitamins. And normally that would be a very scandalous site, but it is L.A. And when Rina says they're mainly vitamins, I actually believe her because she's well preserved and she's a lady of LA and that's what they do. They carry around bags of vitamins like friends. And she when she was listing them, she's like, I have the dreamers for what was she saying? Some of the gotta be stink. I've got it right here. You're gonna burn. I got some olive. You gotta you gotta you gotta You're gonna burn. I got some aloe. You got a you got a you got a hard stool I got some funk from a from a tree in an acid
Starting point is 01:34:51 I got some fish oil. I got a pellet for the grass. My grass is not very good my lawn Miracle grow. I've got some miracle grow right here where the lipstick goes. Oh this one This one looks like a vitamin, but it's actually if you you put it in water, it turns into a little dinosaur. It's just fun to play with. Oh, yeah. So yeah, she's lifting up these pills that look like they came from in front of the 7-Eleven. You know all the vitamins and stuff they have there.
Starting point is 01:35:17 It's not like a bunch of like the five-hour energy package. Oh, I was just going to say it's right next to the five-hour energy. It's like Jin Singh buck, bill or whatever. It's candle lives. I'm terribly sorry. I simply don't remember you talking about an addiction,
Starting point is 01:35:32 but I guess perhaps you have one too. So while I'm saying you're a real pill dear. See, why didn't somebody land that joke? Where are the writers? So we know this is gonna become a big drama later because Doree is there in Doree to Stree. But I like to even look at that bag and she's like,
Starting point is 01:35:54 I can tell you every single one of these pills. Oh, we have a snort them. Now snort them. And which ones have blockers on them? So they won't absorb in your nose canal. Just take this one by eight mouth, dear. Yeah. So while the pill party is happening there, back over Mika knows it's now 6 a.m.
Starting point is 01:36:14 They've all returned from the party. And this is where I think actually my FOMO started to hit full stride. I thought the scene was going to be, well, at 6 a.m. Wow, what a night. Well, good night. But no, they like change the bathing suits. They partied even Kyle and you know what? And Mikey was like at the bottom. But then, yeah, it's up your shirt. Yeah, it's bull burning pants. Everything pulls everything. And Kyle's like, I'm just sitting here with my little bowl of pasta.
Starting point is 01:36:40 I don't know what's going on. And I was like, wow, how bold of her to eat carbs in front of all these gay men. Yeah, I really have a lot of respect for you. But that's what our kind does for women. We make it okay for the cows of the world to eat noodles at six in the morning while we make it in a pool. And then she has the nerve to change into this bathing suit and look amazing after eating pasta. I mean, I know like I get like a bloat after a bite of pizza And she ate an entire bucket of bow tie pasta and then she put on a bikini and she not a bikini a cut out like a cut out one piece
Starting point is 01:37:17 She has never looked she has never looked better again. I don't know why I am being nice to Kyle I know it feels weird, but I agree with him. Even the creditors do. If I have to make fun of Kyle for one thing, it will be knowing that she got those noodles from the fat guy who jumped up on the platform. You know, I think this left him and Kyle was like, well, I'm hungry. These people don't eat. I'm taking these.
Starting point is 01:37:38 I'm just trying to know. So then we get into the fun stuff, which is it's time for P.K.'s birthday party and, you know, P.K. and Dorita were in a tizzy because their party planner left like a dark flower in a vase and P.K.'s like, he did raise his out. I can't have did raises. I could get those on the side of the road. You know, who wouldn't do that?
Starting point is 01:38:02 Kevin Lee. Kevin Lee. Yeah, Kevin Lee, there would have been a lot more flowers, but this is not a fanner fun budget. You're talking pk Okay, he's trying to bring out his electricity still on We got a round lighting candles everywhere like I'm on the computer you are not you staring at a blank screen everybody knows your electricity turned off Not on the flowers Not on the flowers. Not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on the flowers, not on're trying to hide, they're trying to hide boy George, so they have this giant black curtain in the living room or wherever they are. And she's like, I'm absolutely despising this black partition. It's hiding the little, pretty little push in my living room.
Starting point is 01:38:56 You just have to get over it. What's on the other side? I simply can't remember. What does Dorit think? You know, she's got typical housewife delusion. Where she's like, okay, I want to have a concert with Boy George and 20 members of his band he too is with and I've been on by the way because I know him. But I don't want you to see any equipment. Oh boy George, how the fuck do you think he's gonna do that in this tiny ass? Yeah. And also like no one's never seen a black curtain like that hiding something just
Starting point is 01:39:32 like that behind it. Yes. And also, by the way, it was an acoustic performance. So actually they could have just walked out with their guitars and it would have been fun. Yeah, they were setting up like it was poverty in the park. Come on, calm down people. You know who should have made an appearance? David Foster. Well, I wrote down something, I can tell it right now, that when the culture club was forming and everyone's singing along, I have expected you to come bursting in because her moment was being stolen with Andrea Bocelli. Ah, everyone, ladies and gentlemen, Andrea Bocelli, I am the one who has more musical clouds. Andrea Bocelli, everyone.
Starting point is 01:40:11 She used to not anymore. I don't know more. Hello, everybody. Andrea Bocelli has been hungry, so I brought him here to eat your lunch. Erika, eat this, Andre. I miss you, Landa Hadid. And I wish they were following her right now with her kids being famous models
Starting point is 01:40:29 and her like breaking up their relationships and like having spiritual interventions for their boyfriends. I mean, did she break up Bella and the weekend? Um, it was Gigi was dating some guy and he was depressed or something. So Yolanda had him over and had all these like shaman's and shit. And they were like, we are going to a release to Depple from your body or, you know, some crazy Yolanda shit.
Starting point is 01:40:52 She saw a massive. She definitely has like a voodoo doll for Selena Gomez because Selena is now blanking the weekend. So I'm sure that Selena is in trouble. I bet Selena Gomez comes down with Lyme's disease in the next month. I'm just putting it out there. Oh, no, that would actually...
Starting point is 01:41:09 With like, like, especially placed ticks on her left foot or something. Yolanda would be furious. She doesn't want Selena getting on her cause, the Libra. Oh, yeah. She has a cause, Libra, because it means that she's a Celebra. So I guess Selena is tired now too. Oh, mad.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Okay, so we started. We started this episode bitching about, you know, Dorit. And I have to say that we kind of come full circle because I really started to hate her possibly more than ever when she was such a bitch, when Erica walked in. By the way, Erica should not have been bothered to go to this party because she just got back from Mecanos you know she flew halfway across the world she walks in the door and to
Starting point is 01:41:53 reach out of the gate is a complete bitch to her saying well this is a step up from the t-shirt dress you wore here last time and I'm like She doesn't even she doesn't know how to even like Deliver that with any sense of humor. And it just is like, I wanted Erica to fucking body slam her. Yeah, it was, if it was a joke, it was not delivered well. And I thought to myself, gosh, that memory seems to be working pretty darn well because I'm sure everyone have forgotten about that stupid
Starting point is 01:42:18 T-shirt dress issue. And wow, you certainly remember that, miss, like, the memory. Oh, look at you, dear, wearing a dress to a party. Good for you, hopefully, if a gyna's not cold this time, eh? Anybody got panties for a little airwink? Oh, that's so fucking obnoxious. Oh, sorry, I just can't have a notice that you seem to have forgotten your t-shirt dress
Starting point is 01:42:41 again. You must feel terribly out of sauce, terribly, terribly. Watching Erica's face was so good, because she's like, Oh, hello, darling. Bitch. Like, she just looked like I will kill you. And she was also wearing kind of a Charlie Brown stripe on her dress, which added like a special sadness.
Starting point is 01:43:01 Like, you know, she don't feel welcome at Doreet's house. No one dresses like Charlie, but I feel loved. She's like, I just drove here from Pasadena by way of MikaNos. And this is what this bitch has to say to me. I actually do give a fuck about this. I love the helicopter at home.
Starting point is 01:43:18 I brought the plate to the second bus to get here. How dare she? So PK and Dore Dorita telling everyone, oh, mold, mold, mold. And then Lisa Vanderpaparaz and they're like, our targets are there's some mold back there. She's like, telling your foot of it. It's obviously boy George.
Starting point is 01:43:40 I know you smell of boy George when I smell him darling. My nose can't be lined to wear a Z They thought they were being so clever. I mean you could probably probably could see like the wires Amps America's so funny because Doreet was worried that it's going to look cheap and ridiculous, which of course it does because Eric is like, hey, there's nothing wrong with a pipe into blacks. Because that's what hangs backstage to like hide the dressing room door. It's just like cheap shit
Starting point is 01:44:18 that you buy it. Home Depot. I'm like, yeah, man, if Erica knows what this is, you really down, girl. I have nobody ever complained about some pipes of blacks. Yeah. So then Kim enters and she's just doing a British accent. That's pretty much as bad as ours. I'm sorry, but X-Miss came early when Kim walks in with that accent. Hey, P.K. Howdy-duty, top of the morning, T.E. Or as it's the bottom, I, howdy, duty type of the morning to you.
Starting point is 01:44:45 Or as it's bad, I don't know, Pete. You don't need to talk to me like that. She's like, whether or not to. She's like, Bonjour, Missier, am I right? That's a right. Ask them, I'm not gonna wager mother trucks. Gazintite, right? So then I like that. other trucks. Gazantite, right?
Starting point is 01:45:08 So then I like that she's like, of course, injured again. And so you didn't help. Who says I have a bad leg? This is so good. Someone who has joined her. If you're not Jackie, join her curse, you can't say I have a bad leg. Listen, Kim is just in that she's into a full pirate and she is starting to develop a peg leg because she already has power voice.
Starting point is 01:45:31 And so she's like, I've got a bad leg and I love that. I got to walk the plank. Yeah. He didn't give her a hand. I got your goal, PK, KK. Polly want a gin and tonic. Hey, I've actually been dead for 200 years. I died on this mountain. What do you think of that, PK?
Starting point is 01:45:58 I've been cares my heart. So he didn't even helps him down the stairs and I was surprised that he didn't do not make two steps. It was not a flight just to be clear for those of you that were now watching the show. It was two stairs. It was two steps. And then I was surprised he did not make a hole to do of like, well, that's just what super people do. We're kind souls and we help people downstairs.
Starting point is 01:46:23 Yeah. That was so good. To be fair, to be fair, she did then complain, you know, I helped you down the stairs. And I didn't get a thank you. I got nothing. I clearly don't know nothing. She's still Kyle's going to be really sad possibly tonight because she's going to die. But Kim, Kim comes down from her Lopez. I'm back. Oh, down. Pause for Mario Lopez. I'm back.
Starting point is 01:46:45 Oh, God, yes. Mario Lopez. And Cam, Cam, you know, parents, you know what an asshole Doret is when Mario Lopez shows up. You know what I mean? That's one of those guys who performs in front of the dancing fountain
Starting point is 01:46:57 at the Grove, Mario Lopez. He is so hot, he can do whatever he wants. He is the dimples and he's also very lovely, but that kind of person embraces Doret and he needs to be he needs to be stopped. That's what I'm saying So anyway Doreet goes over it or Kim goes over to the girls and Lisa Rinna's like she's like oh Hi, Lisa Rana and Rinna's like Kim hi Kim how are you? Are you She's always talking like,
Starting point is 01:47:27 I don't know if this child can hear me. A child that got left in the back seat of a car and the windows are rolled up. It's like, I'm going to call someone. Can you hear me, little girl? Oh, my God. Have you heard he didn't son? Oh, gosh. So they're nice to each other which is which is cute
Starting point is 01:47:50 So then Kim launches into her story about her foot. She's like oh, yeah, I got a bad leg Yeah, I'm a leg hurt and I was locking funny and then so my me started hurt because I did that So I got a cast and I fell off the cast and you know, It's like typical Kim story and they're like you're doing so great, Kim Right, but I'm sorry didn't as an every drunk person pulled that whole like oh, I tripped over my crutches No, that means you're on black tar heroin. Yeah, Kim's one of those people that went sees Black tar her when they're like honey is anybody hurting you and she's like no, I ran into a door. You actually believe her. Yeah. Well, I love that Kim starts. Believe it on, I actually think that Kim is much more lucid than she's been in seasons. Oh yeah. But she's she starts talking about how you can uncook an egg band. That's
Starting point is 01:48:40 true. So she starts talking about how you know, she has a grand, a grand baby on the way a grandson. And she's like, yeah, I know, she has a grand, a grand baby on the way at grandson. And she's like, yeah, I'm getting his weird motherly instincts back again. It's sort of funny. I haven't had these things in a while. And, and Eden's just staring at her. And Eden's like, in the interview, she goes, why are you having anxiety over your grandson's birth? I'm like, uh, because it's like grandson who's about to be born and it's a baby. And you want the pregnancy to be okay. I don't think that there's anything crazy about that. Yeah, she's like, you have a psychologist. Probably. She speaks that way. Don't
Starting point is 01:49:12 you think she's like, let's go for an auditing session right now? Yes, it's both like D-packed Chopra or like the power of now mixed with like hardcore religious shit. There's something like that. There's something like scary in her eyes. But she's like, she doesn't blink. Why would you have anxiety over that? You have to take into consideration as an addict that you're gonna reach for a drink in situations like this and then be dead.
Starting point is 01:49:39 I think, whoa! Whoa! Can someone get her in order? Like what is wrong with you? Calm down. Oh If only Kim had just had thanks at the end of that staircase And by staircase I mean two steps God, I think Eden just has just has an unfaithful dream of being misgolden globes
Starting point is 01:50:02 You know, just assuring people here and they are across the stage. Well, she's probably still mad that she never was. She's like, I can't believe all the little girls I knew who got to be Golden Glove. My dad didn't even know why I was alive. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes.
Starting point is 01:50:20 He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. He'd left me the nursing kids at Golden Globes. Um, so she starts giving Kim shit. She's like so Kim you you you know You're having this anxiety and do you feel like that's maybe a trigger or do you want to drink right now? Are you thirsty? Are you more thirsty than you like she's too much and Kim's like no like really on the things like my kids Having a baby so I'm like wow, you know like
Starting point is 01:50:43 You know what I mean like wow you know what I mean You know and she's like oh my god this woman's gonna die and I'm not gonna see I thought she was having a She was having a stroke on TV. It was very uncomfortable You know like leave press on nails were like probably digging into like the wall right there She's just trying to stand up right. And it was just like, please somebody turn the camera to Camille. Well, go, guys. Camille.
Starting point is 01:51:12 That's right, Camille was there. Hi. So could be a higher episode. There was not enough Camille. You can't tease us with Camille dancing like Club MTV Camille in the background and then not give us any more Camille. It's not so good to see you. Hi.
Starting point is 01:51:28 You know, I think on the occasion of our fifth anniversary, we have to play our favorite sound bite of all time, which is Mauricio and Camille talking about Adrian and Paul's impending divorce on the same day that Lisa and Ken renewing their vows. Okay, best clip of all time Celebrating somebody else's yeah, when the same day that we hear about our friends You know that was her entire relationship with Frazier. Yeah, he's like I'll just I'll just take your sentence from here, don't you worry. She's like, thank God. And I'll just take your $50 million. Thank God. She's like, it's my turn to talk.
Starting point is 01:52:13 What was her opening line when she was on the show? She's like, some people say, I can't talk, but I really can't talk. What? It was like something like that. What? I've got something like that. What? I've got a voice now. Is someone calling me? Okay, speaking of voices to read,
Starting point is 01:52:34 then decides to give a speech to introduce. The big surprise reveal and she's like, PK, you bring a lot of color and purpose to my life, which by way, instantly she was wearing all black. It's like, you couldn't even see her. It's just a floating head in front of that black. Do I look like the genie from Pewis Pairhouse right now? So she's like, you shut up.
Starting point is 01:53:04 Oh, by way, that's where Matt and I met actually. Oh my God. Please let's burn that photo. We met at P.W.s Playhouse, the performance at downtown. That's like just yesterday. You're done. That was slaying. Mecha like a high mecha. Honey, hope because I like that song. Let's trademark it. Hey, do you know that one George? I did we give anything away darling George, I want to do a collaboration with Cherry, okay? Cherry I cherish simply wonderful. We love having cherry in the house
Starting point is 01:53:42 I know I told you well. We had a terrible mode problem and you're all getting infected right now. Like guess what? We also have the culture club. Yeah and then boy George was like, he's like, oh, it's an acoustic. Or he asked for one, right? All right. With the ball, darling. He was like, darned.
Starting point is 01:54:02 He like did one song, he's like, okay, bye. Yeah, he was like, I gotta go get another neck tattoo and you know how I feel about those. This is tonight's hat. This is the time when I went on to YouTube to look at some old Boy George videos and I just feel like I never appreciate it how much he looked like Joan Qsac back in the day. God, he really did. I just saw her on that deck. That's so lemme sneak it. it okay am I gonna start with that
Starting point is 01:54:26 um board George sings okay Camille arrives and does her I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Everyone's I'm the greatest thing. Oh good. Oh my god. I totally just stepped all over you. No, I was just trying to figure out something to say. So it was a perfect time. Wherever Camille is, they always
Starting point is 01:54:49 because they don't have proper music rights. Like obviously, board George was on the show and he did Karma Camille, and for like 30 seconds, but then they could never get proper or they're not willing to pay for proper music rights. But anytime Camille is around, it's all of the women in a dancing like they they had earlier this year and to reach other party. None of these women know how to dance except by putting their hands above their head and shaking their hips like in a rocking fashion side to side. Like, you know, like for the little T pot out kind of thing. And it is hilarious to me that they all just are rocking there with their bony hips. If only they had watched the grind they would have learned some good
Starting point is 01:55:25 moves. Well, they need some boney because I'm getting very they have this one body and this one life. So then you didn't have to go and so then we're treated to about 20 minutes of eating kissing people on the lips and on the cheeks and just everything. If you were at that party, you got kissed five times, but you didn't. Yeah. If you were at that party, you got kissed five times, but you didn't. Yeah. Mmm. Wow.
Starting point is 01:55:46 She does that like big fish lift. Mmm. That's like a little wet. Yeah. And is that when Vanderpump was refusing to do it? Yes. Yeah, I love that. I love two dumplings.
Starting point is 01:56:00 America's like, yeah, what? Sorry, I was about to start being to read and come at the same time weirdly enough But she's like yeah, oh my god, I can't even do it. We've talked too many other people Better from like I'm not gonna kiss you on the lips. You see we we're come from two different worlds because when you don't look good I look very good Now that one's a lover right there. Erica. So, um, so then, just when you think, okay, this party is kind of wrapping up without
Starting point is 01:56:34 anything, we realize that Dorita has found her new pretty little pus issue, which is that she goes out to Lisa Vanderpump and Boy George and she's like, let's gossip. I feel like let's gossip. Why don't you, why don't you tell me some gossip? Here's some gossip for you. It's terribly embarrassing, but I was having smoothies with Eden and Lisa Ritter and Lisa Ritter says that every day she puts his own accent into her smoothie. And then she's heroin. Could you believe it? Could you believe it? Pretty little push does that.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Isn't that just hilarious? that's what she does? I thought it was the funniest, most wonderful charming thing. The way she does drugs with a smoothie. Could you imagine? I would imagine it, you like to shut up. And then so banner. Annie, is that so funny? How she's addicted to drugs perhaps with a Zana? Could you put Zana?
Starting point is 01:57:24 Ten Zanax I hear hear 10 Zanax she says I was so chombed by her addiction I could just imagine her on the freeway with the cardboard sign and I thought what would not say Isn't that wonderful? Oh These are vandip up. You're so devilish. Why do you keep bringing up the Xanax business anyway? I for sure thought we were over it five minutes ago That shit she is gonna do that shit you see it coming and Vanderpump sees it coming to she's like oh Get the poll after assly such a said she was a trocutic not that she was on desktop such as said she was a drug addict, not that she was on desk door. Drug addiction can be fun in Los Angeles, can't it, Alex?
Starting point is 01:58:09 Is she a drug addict? I'm the last one. 100%. I mean, if anything that we learned in the last five minutes of the episode, it's that Doreet is the drug addict of all of them. Oh, yeah, I said that from episode one, that girl has an obvious co-cabit. She's like, I said, her bulging out of her damn head. Her husband just says things that no normal person
Starting point is 01:58:29 without drugs in their system would say, like someone would have that some kind of mental barrier stopping them from acting like he acts. Well, I also, I like how Vannipomp didn't really take the bait because her response was not like, well, that's shocking. Well, maybe Rina hasn't issues. Vanderpump's response was like, well, if she does put Sannix in his movie, I think she needs more. Well, I just have to say, you know, I, yes,
Starting point is 01:58:54 she said it like that, but I also, there was a hint of shade thrown at Rina again from Vanderpump, which is getting so fucking tired. And despite their differences, especially last season, Lisa Vanderpump knows that Lisa Rina is not a drug addict. So if Vanderpump plays into this at all, the bitch is going to be dead to me. Like I think she's going to because stupid about that because it's just embarrassing if Vanderpump goes there. But she has to say something because Doreet now has put her in the position where we've
Starting point is 01:59:26 seen what Doreet's gonna do. We already know what she's gonna do and it's just what you just said. She's gonna be like I was talking to Lisa van der Pump she seemed to find it really odd when I mentioned Sandler almost as if she's never heard of people enjoying a like drug addiction is she cold. Yeah I'm sorry did she and her husband not run gay clubs in London in the 80s? They know at least a van der pump knows everything about drugs. Yeah, I don't know that she would have a problem, but I think she knows that Doreet is, I think that she sees a star ruin. Yeah, but well, it's interesting. What she will do next will be interesting because Doreet has her allies. So she's not going to throw Doreet under the bus unless she senses that Doreet is defect which case you'll be happy to turn Rina against the
Starting point is 02:00:05 read. Yeah. But I think that Kyle is going to come for Rina because again, we're at the end of this episode, but then if you guys watched the previous and next episode, Doreet goes to Kyle and tells her that Rina says that Kyle's an enabler. And I think that Kyle is going to get fucking pissed. And I mean, maybe this is why Kyle's been kind of meek this entire season so far, but maybe she's ready to unleash because a true season of Beverly Hills is not complete without Kyle screaming and pointing that finger. Yeah, I think I think something's going to happen with
Starting point is 02:00:40 these pills because it should have just been a little throwaway moment where Rina makes a joke and the fact that it came up and then they put it at the end of the episode with Leo music and they put it in the episode description of like Rina, Rina gives her smoothie recipe. So they are emphasizing it as if like this is something to pay attention to. Oh God, I really just hope that Vanderfunt doesn't go down that path. I know to read well and that'll be hilarious, but I just, it seems to me, from what I've heard Kyle and Lisa didn't shoot as much. They were, they took more of the backseat and they didn't shoot until mostly later in the season.
Starting point is 02:01:16 So a lot of what we're seeing are makeup scenes. I think they only did a lot of group things. And that's just like gossip of her. I don't know if that's true. But if it is true, it kind of explains why they're not really involved in anything. So these ladies are all filling together. And then she's coming to Vanderpump to try and bring her in. But Vanderpump looked at her like girl, she grabbed her by the face, remember? And she was like, I love you, but I'm going to go. You crazy bitch. So hopefully she doesn't fall for it. Well, but Vanderpump also goes for Eden next week.
Starting point is 02:01:48 I mean, again, in that preview, she puts her in her place and she's like, and again, back to your point earlier in this episode, where you were saying that, you know, at least Vanderpump, despite her flaws, she is, you know, tight with her alliances and she doesn't fuck them over. And she sets Eden straight and she says, don't you talk shit about my girl Kyle?
Starting point is 02:02:07 Like, it kind of was menacing, dare I say. It was. Well, she's going to bat for her girl, that's what she does. And that's what she wants people to do for her. And when they don't, she gets really upset, you know. Well, right, but her expectations have always been too high for everybody in life, including her. And she does, but she does do it.
Starting point is 02:02:23 At least we do get scenes of her actually living what she's expecting of other people. Right, it's consistent. And she does it so fabulously, because that one there, like some 20s party and she's got a cigarette and she's like, we've got enough to a good foot, or we've got not enough to a good foot,
Starting point is 02:02:40 which is, which I'm happy about. But you're gonna have the other foot in your ass if you go after my go Kyle to quote to quote the legendary visionary voices of Fifth Harmony that's my girl that's my girl motherfucker like that's why I just have to mention one scene before we end this which Camila's like hey guys eating saying bye to Kyle and Kim. She's like goodbye. I sold you know I'll see your soul when When we I don't know become together or whatever and they're hugging and Camila goes oh my god She's so nice. I think Kim goes
Starting point is 02:03:21 I think Kim comes. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, OK.
Starting point is 02:03:29 Camille. Oh, OK. It's like what she do. Is this one Kim is busy puffing on her vape sig? I don't know. I just remember it was when I, it was like such a short thing, but it was when Eden was leaving And she's just cameo is so funny watching her get shifted around the stage. She's like she's lovely No, we hate her. Oh, okay. Yeah, I love I love the scene
Starting point is 02:03:57 I love that the editors keep that in because that is the fucking funniest thing ever to me that comeo is clueless and they let it air Yeah is that is the fucking funniest thing ever to me that can feel as clueless and they let it air. Yeah. And just Kim getting so mad because you know if if you bring Kim to blows and we all secretly hope we do even though I think everybody wants the best for Kim. But of course it's Kim. You want to see her like, I dare you. You know, like just lose it on somebody. I am sober. I have dare you. Well, on that note, Matt, it was so great having you here again for our fifth anniversary show. And because we can't get enough of you, the good news is that next week we're going to do a bonus episode with you on the show. So everyone can look forward to that. What I can't believe it's been five years already. I can't believe this podcast has grown to be this big and what no better way to celebrate
Starting point is 02:04:53 five years of this podcast than spending this time talking about real housewives of Beverly Hills with you, baby. We love you, Maddie. Thank you, boys, for having me. It's always a pleasure. Yeah. So hopefully we can do this again. I'm just I, for having me. It's always a pleasure. Yeah, so hopefully we can do this again. I'm not watching as many bravo shows right now, but I think
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