Watch What Crappens - #387 RHOBH: Mexican Dewigcapitation
Episode Date: February 9, 2017Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,... ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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is that Erica Jane, like the post you put up on Instagram last night.
Holler, baller.
I think Instagram people see them more oddly enough than Twitter.
Yeah.
Well, so our friend Jenny, who she is like a social media maven, like literally she heads
up a major global brand for a part of it.
She any fantastic.
You better get her asked to work.
I wasn't going to mention her name, but
Well, that's not really her real name anyway. It's her poor name
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So much more attention for your brand. So we start up that Instagram page and guess what now we have Erica Jane liking our photos I'm and also Caroline's stampbury commented on the one I just posted. So there you go. Oh my goodness. It's just
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All right, well, let's get into it today is is Real Housewives of Bemidh Hizde. What a episode. That's exciting. It's exciting.
Everything's starting to come together for some sort of clash and I'm ready for it.
Yeah, I am too. I always love me some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because, as usual,
of me some real housewives of Beverly Hills, because as usual, the biggest fights over nothing.
I mean, really, this season is about being mad
someone called a drunk a drunk.
Yeah, I mean, think about that.
That's true.
Someone pointed out that Kim still seems like a drunk.
Whoa, that's huge, huge news, huge news guys.
Huge news, listen, you know, they go back to this
well a lot over the years. In fact, I would say the recurring theme on Real House's
Beverly Hills is that when all of us fail, start talking about Kim. And you know what?
It always works. It always works. But I don't think you should say they keep coming back
to the well. I mean, we are talking about Kim. That's a very, very rude kind of pun,
you know. Well, I have premium drink, premium drinks. Lisa, Vinnie told me that real
housewives of Beverly Hills is going back to the well, like, oh, damn it.
How dare you? It didn't do anything. A peak is party.
So this episode starts with what's become a common theme on this show.
Marissu and Kyle pack and to go somewhere.
To plug one of their businesses.
Kyle is basically refusing to do anything but plug her businesses.
That's it. That's all she's going to do.
She's like, guess what? We're going to Mexico.
Guess why? New office in Mexico.
How do you like this gorgeous Mexican house?
It's so nice, isn't it? Look at these open windows. Kyle, calm down. I don't want to buy your
damn house in Mexico. I don't want to buy your house in Malibu. I don't want your leopard,
glitter print, you know, page meaners that you sell at your damn store. I ain't going to watch
your show either. Now just sit there with your cross eyes and yell at somebody.
I ain't gonna watch your show either. Now just sit there with your cross eyes
and yell at somebody.
This is, this was actually a double plug
because Mauricio is going down to Mexico
to start up a new office for the agency.
And Kyle was like, well, I can't join you right away
because I have to go to my shop.
So it was like a double business plug.
Oh no, it was a triple because she also said,
you know, I've been so stressed with the show,
the show on TV land, so it was a triple plug.
Also, that's kind of not a nice thing to say
because there are still our rumors about Morian,
transsexual hookers at Hotel Barra.
So I feel like you're just gonna bring in
any uncomfortable plug and land it right in the show today.
Perhaps, perhaps.
So while they are getting ready to go and Kyle's, yeah, I'm
ring about having guilt for leaving, you know, her dogs, it's
up to go to Mexico, which by the way, bullshit, I would never feel guilty for
leaving a dog behind to go to paradise.
But we then go to Villarosa where Lisa is cat-ling with schnokki.
Oh, schnokki, are you under my skirt?
Darling.
Schnoky lacks it under my skirt.
That's my kind of a man.
It's not good.
Can we stop talking about fucking your animals, please, for one episode?
Yeah.
So, Rocio comes by to clear Schnoky out of the way, and then our resident Schnoky, our lady
Schnoky, Eden shows up.
And I like to, Rosar brings Eden up to the closet
and they just cut to Jiggy, who's just dead at this point.
I'm like, I just imagine Eden being like,
you know, I tried to pet Jiggy,
but I just got nothing, nothing.
Jiggy gave me nothing.
I was trying to be on a journey with Jiggy,
but we were on the path to spiritual enlightenment and he gave me nothing. I was trying to be on a journey with Jiggy, but we were on the path to spiritual enlightenment
and he gave me nothing.
That's what sober people do.
We pet things with heart.
I'm sorry, Jiggy, I'm projecting my own loss of my sister
on you, my sister's dog.
Did you notice that when, first of all,
all the animals are depressed, Jiggy looks like he's dead.
As we said, Shnucky is hiding under,
literally under Lisa's skirt.
And I think it's because they know
that a new broken ass bitch is coming in the house.
And Lisa cannot stop adopting.
She's turning into like, you know,
that hoarder lady we watched on TV the other day.
Yeah, Sandra.
And the Greensboro Manches.
Yeah, she can't stop with the dogs.
But now it's Lisa's favorite kind of bitch to adopt, which is the broken
hoe. And as Lisa is Eden makes her way across the bridge, the black swans gather.
How's like that fitting?
Yeah.
This show is so poetic sometimes, especially because you know that after every
episode, Eden falls back onto her couch like Natalie Portman says I was magnificent
Eden is gonna be stabbing herself blaming somebody in a white tutu
She's gonna stab Lisa Rina and shove her into a bathroom stall and then come back later and Lisa's gonna be gone and she'll be so confused
So another odd thing this is I think the first person ever
who's walked into Lisa Vanderpump's closet
and not been like, oh my God.
Wally such, she was just like, wow, it's a closet.
I, I don't know, I got the sense that she was going,
oh my God, she was like, this is fantastic.
She was pawing at all the jewelry and looking at all the bags.
I got some Eden excitement.
I mean, there she is.
It's touching everything.
What's that technique where you touch something, if you feel something, you keep it, if you
don't, you throw it out.
Eden lives, I think, her life that way.
So she has to touch everything before she can truly register excitement.
Have you read all the crazy sit on Twitter about Eden?
It's been so good.
No, what's the latest?
So Eden apparently is on Twitter and Instagram
when people are sending her tweets or private messages.
She's like trying to manipulate all these people
into like being her fans, I guess.
And she's doing it by making them think
that she's in love with them or something.
And she's got this whole like lesbian
Twitter follower thing under her sass, sass, sass, sass, sass, sass, sass, sass, sass,
squad, hashtag, and she's like leading all these ladies on and there was an article in all
about the tea yesterday about it and the shit is hilarious because it's so Eden, you
know, just like lead a bunch of lesbians on to being me to like whoever she's being mean to for the next half of the season on Twitter.
I like you. Classic Eden Sasuke.
Yeah, that is classic Eden. I like that she's using her one season wisely, you know.
Yeah. I like that Eden. She tries so hard and she suddenly has realized that
she's been trying too hard and so she's come to Lisa Vanderpump for course. And Lisa Vanderpump's like, I don't know why you wanted to see me,
honestly. What are you doing here? I don't have Pilates.
Yeah, Lisa Vanderpump ain't fake at all. She's like, yes, well, what are you doing here?
Yeah, it's great. Apparently, Eden had sent her a text saying that she had to talk about
something very important. And Vanderpump's like, uh, fine. But, you know, the potential to gather a recruit against Rina is to appealing
to Lisa Vendor Pum. So of course, you didn't come over.
Yes. And she only put out fruit, which I think means Lisa hates you because normally there's
like a cookie tray or like a cookie tower, you know, a tower. Yes. Like, I just had
Rosio build you a macaron tower,
darling, it was nothing, but this was just like some some canned fruit or whatever. So
even sits down and Lisa is not even smiling. She's like, yes, well, what is it? I'm
sure. I'm like, well, Lisa, my entire life has been based on alcohol. And then here I
come, getting involved in this sticky unsettling situation.
Okay, power.
Is that a reference to my candy fruit?
Darling, use a fork.
Darling, hurry this along. I've got two or three friends coming in.
And by two or three, I mean the friends who get a three-tier platter of cookies.
You are so far a one tin of fruit. Please make your way up to the one platter. You are just barely a step above a treasure's pre-made platter.
Pretty much, you know that was just like some canned peaches. She opened.
Pandy never would eat these. I got them out of the bombshell time. So she's she sticks up for her go. And she's like, uh, it's
obviously going to be sky off when you're doubting Kim sobriety. But again, it's just hilarious
because who doesn't doubt Kim sobriety? Well, and then, um, well, the funny thing is that
you didn't like, well, I always thought Kim was sober. I was like, what? You know, where'd that come from, Eden?
I would never do that. I would never, ever do that.
And she's like, well, if Eden's not doubting it,
then where is the doubt coming from?
And the music's like,
doom doom doom doom doom doom.
The Savannah pump detective.
Yes. So Eden basically rats out everything that,
that Rina told her, which we knew was going to come back
to bite Rina in the butt.
I don't know why Rina decided to tell Eden all that stuff
that Kyle's an enabler and came as close to death.
So of course, Eden spills it all to Lisa Vanderbump,
who's just like licking it up.
She's putting on the second tier onto the platter.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, right.
You get a second tier of cookies.
Can you prove any of this?
I've got a third tier waiting in the hallway.
If you couldn't get a body cam going,
then we've got a platter of Milano
that we can stack on top of all this.
Have you ever heard of a GoPro darling?
There's a bag of Geneva cookies back there in it for you.
There's a bag of Geneva cookies back there and it for you. Rosios just in the wings with prizes.
Just like this tray is getting heavy.
Just quickly or somewhere in Preparature Farm trays.
Rosia, how many times I tell you just get the variety pack.
She's back there sifting almond flour, make macarons in case something really good comes out of this.
Her pyramid of pure wet's just fell apart, is rolling all over the place.
By the way, I love what Rosio is like.
I am so sad whenever you leave me. Like you are not, Rosio.
You are not. You know, Rosio walking around in T.R.A.s and G strings all day.
She's like, P. PS, it's opposite day.
I am so sad when you leave. Not.
I Rosio, get more pirouettes, please.
I love a good Rosio not joke.
world, precious world. Not swing. So yeah, so basically eating rats everything and you know, at least a band of pumpers like, well I had the wrong idea on eating
I had no idea. She was just repeating what she was heard of course she was concerned
like a good old sassin would be
But meanwhile while this is all going on Rina goes visit Kyle at Kyle by Eileen too
And we start to hear sort of a different take on all this well Rina knows she's in trouble because she's really
Overdoing it with the yelps. She's like well, it's your store. Wow, what a store. I love this store. Best store in the world.
It's amazing. I was just here yesterday. I'm out of the entire store.
slippers, robes, a broad they didn't fit. I love it. What a store. It's amazing.
I even bought that floor tile over there. That's where that went. Yeah.
That's where that went. Yeah.
Wow.
Can't party take a lead to lunch.
Now I own it, baby.
Wow.
Wow.
She's like, get on a little thick and kind of like, mm-hmm.
Because you know, the customer's always right and they earn his store.
So, Kyle can't yell at her there.
She's like, well, she did purchase something.
So.
Yes.
So, they're talking about Eden and Rinina is kind of distancing herself and being like,
you know, I think that she's just trying to heal the situation and, you know, because Kyle,
if you remember the end of the last episode, Eden told Kyle and Kim that Rina was one saying the
stuff and Rina is like, listen, I haven't told her very much of anything. You know, I'm just trying
to stay out of it. I think she's trying to heal it. You know, I'm just trying to say out of I think she's trying to heal it You know her own sister situation and cause like yeah, I think I was just like I think she'd been annoying it's buck
Yeah, but you know, so some people don't like doctors. It doesn't mean they can't fix you
Some people don't like the smell of turtle wax, but it'll make a car shinier
Edons a tool a Kim tool. She just wants to help. She's a big Kim band-aid
Eden's a tool, a Kim tool. She just wants to help. She's a big Kim bantate.
Oh, Rina just calm down because Eden meanwhile is totally screened of her Rina. So yeah, totally. And Kyle is getting more and more
annoyed with this entire situation. And she has like a pretty good line.
She's like, you know, you keep coming from a good place. And we're going to wind up
in a bad place or something along those lines. And it's like, it's true.
It's like, Rina, you got to back out of this real quick. Yeah. But she's trying, but she doesn't. Yeah, she's not going to be up in a bad place or something along those lines. And it's like, it's true. It's like, Rina, you got to back out of this real quick.
Yeah.
But she doesn't.
She doesn't.
Yeah, she's not going to be able to.
There's no recovering from that, you know?
Not only is there no recovering, but in the previews for what's
coming to rest the season, she looks like she's just going to just, you know,
digging her heels and go even further in.
Yeah, she's going to pull a derit is what it looks like.
She's going to be like, what?
even further in. Yeah, she's gonna pull a derit. Is what it looks like. She's gonna be like, what?
I just tell it to... I don't remember that. I'm sorry. I just can't be help to respond. Remember anything or you pull a little thing, though these rumors in your head and make you go crazy
is so poor thing. Boy George didn't even do the dishes today! Like, that's not you. That's a different house.
Speaking of which, yeah, speak of it. Speak of which, PK and Dorit.
Not good. Not good. Uh, PK and Dorit go out to lunch with their kids and I like how, um,
Jagga, they're like doting on Jagga and Dorit says, Jagga's pretty good if you just kind of let him be. I'm like, yeah, because he's not used to having parents around.
He's like already living his own life, and he's too.
The fine line in being a parent is learned how to let your child be enough to have a good
time, but not so be that they could have smushy head, like poor Phoenix, and have smushy
little head.
I'm sorry, wait, there's a child sitting at a table.
I'm terribly sorry I don't remember who the child this is.
Darling it's our child.
Is it really not PK?
Oh that's just so adorable.
Look at his pretty little face.
They've brought BOOFJAGAS and crayons because they can see that he's got a failure to communicate.
BOOFJAGAS!
One day you'll be able to speak.
Like, he's two, and he's so cute, too.
But did you notice when she kept saying,
all right, Jugga, say I love my daddy.
And he's like, you.
And kept pointing to Phoenix.
He wouldn't point to PK.
He's like, I'm not pointing at that motherfucker.
Because like, you're off like hell, don't you?
Are you going to be? Are you going to continue to be cold to my
wafer there, little jagger?
You think you're real cool? Don't you, Jagger?
You know what, your mommy of Jagger, one of his muppets.
Isn't that witchy? Jagger's like,
bye dad.
Getting out of here. She's also, he's also got this cartoon way of talking that only Doreet can understand.
She's like, Jagger, would you like to see him in?
Like you have really high expectations.
And Jagger's like, she goes, Jagger, you can't have us, cream daisy.
Yeah, when she said that, I was like, he saidquerade about ice cream. I think you're projecting something on there. Look at Jack, I already memorized and shakes spare.
Are you gonna order some for or not, Jack?
Make up your mind, boy.
Well, I grew up in a little bit.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.
I'm not gonna order some for or not.. Are you gonna order some foie not, Jagger?
Make up your mind, boy.
Well, quite gruffil.
And then P.K. is like, do you think he's gonna have an English accent to a American?
For a thing.
That's what we ask every time to read speaks.
And then she says, well, he's got something called Praxadontalexias, where the brain doesn't
fire the signal to the mouth quickly enough.
Well, that is mature.
I'm about to say, somewhere to read has where the brain just doesn't fire the signal at
all.
It just doesn't fire.
It's just the brain doesn't really fire.
It just sort of hums.
It comes along of hums.
It comes along.
Sort of, you know,
like someone hit the sleep button.
Yeah.
So, but nevertheless, it was still actually a pretty cute scene.
And then we go to Rina who is packing for New York
and then Mexico because Delilah is walking for hell
with the girl.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
she's gonna walk.
I'm gonna be in two places.
I mean, how can I be in two places that was New York,
Mexico?
It's crazy.
What do I do?
My mind is good juggled.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Good juggled.
Good juggled, I tell you.
Rem is like, well, we did find the rolling pin.
Would you like to take some flour with you
because I've looked for that for three hours last week?
Would you like anything else? Yeah, her because I looked for that for three hours last week? Would you like anything else?
Yeah, her cleaning lady is gonna make a casserole or something, she found some recipe.
I don't know, it was just, you're just like a scene.
Yeah, but you know what's great about all this to me is that Rina is,
after all she did last season with Yolanda and the-
I heard chatter!
Much housing by proxy chatter or whatever.
I heard chatter, much housing by proxy chatter or whatever.
That was such a huge deal. Then GG continued her rise to supermodel them. And they went to the Lyme Gala and Rina didn't go, but they went to the Lyme Gala ball thing.
And it was Tommy Hilfiger's daughter giving a speech there at Lyme Ball.
And so now they're like connected through Lyme and Rina's like hooking up
because of that connection.
And it's just like a small hilarious little world, you know, and Gigi's going to be at their show too, of course.
So it's like, you know, guitar to your londa.
Yeah, I think it is a weird world.
It's a world of celebrities and their kids and pulling favors for each other.
It's nepotism, you know? It's just where it goes.
Yeah, I just worry for for Rene's kid because she just doesn't seem exhausted to make it.
She doesn't seem exhausted enough to make it that crowd, you know?
I feel like everyone else is going to be tired. She's going to be like,
hey, guys, want to go out? They can be like, no.
Well, she's like, Delilah is like a like a real teenager. She's like a real All-American girl and she seems
Smunky and has personality and
That's sort of like a strange counterpoint to like GG. Yeah
Yeah, Gigi. I don't think Gigi. I don't think anyone's ever seen Gigi and been like whoa, what an energy
Yeah, although she is in trouble right now because I think she put on an afro and blackface.
So what?
Yeah, I think I heard that on the radio.
Let me go look.
She was on blackface.
I mean, come on.
CG, honey.
I think that she, I think, you know, it's like celebrities will never learn.
I mean, you would, you would just think at a certain point.
It was the lime brain, the lime brain.
The lime brain.
The use of mocking Asian people too.
Oh my god.
What is wrong with us?
She is just, okay, let's go through one race at a time.
Okay.
Okay, there's the Asian people thing.
And then what do you do the Asian people?
Well, that's what we're about to find out.
Let me see about the thing about the's what we're about to find out.
Let me see about the thing about the Afro, GGOD to Afro.
Maybe that got that one wrong.
I could have possibly done, I could have just possibly been very wrong.
Oh, okay, so I guess she did not put on an Afro.
Oh, no, no, she did. She did.
Oh, that was old. That was old. She put
on a, she had an afro on Vogue, uh, November 2015. This is the new thing is, um, she made
the black face, right? No, they darkened her skin. It wasn't like full of black face. I was
told that it then Vogue's racist. Not GG. Okay. There's not open thing. Okay. Um, it's
not like you could just show up for Vogue wearing whatever open thing. Okay. Um, it's not like you could show up for vote,
wearing whatever you want. Yeah. Um, so she did a video, I think on social media, um,
where she was squinting her eyes while holding a cookie that was shaped like Buddha. And, uh,
that's, that's it. Squinty eyes. It'll do it every time. Oh my God.
Burn her alive.
Yeah.
Well, she should know better.
She should know better.
Yeah.
Well, she's Gigi and she's from Yolanda.
So I beg to differ.
Sir.
Yeah.
Yolanda says the lime eyes is what we have to do.
Yolanda was the one who got in trouble for telling her workers. You need to learn to English.
That's right.
So they learned from Yolanda.
Just fine.
So everybody is going to Mexico.
They all get to the airport and Ericka's first, because Ericka, you know,
Ericka Jane is like, I love Dex.
I don't go to the fuck.
But Ericka, you're already like, we will be on time.
Every time, every place.
So she's on time.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on.
And she's on. And she's on. And she's on., that was a huge crew to take out. So Doreet,
and also she's in her gerardi, you know, Mrs. Gerardi cost him today, which is like a terribly
patterned jogging suit jacket and like tons of bobby pins for no reason.
Well, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Mrs. Giravi needs 30 Bobby pins PK and to reach up and PK is again trying to
Converse the Erica in a way that's sort of like fun and casual is like you're looking cool pretty trendy today
Erica aren't you trendy aren't you cool look at you so cool?
Cool you're like one big expose pussy. Oh
So cool. So cool.
You're like one big exposed pussy.
Oh, he's a creepy uncle.
He's just like creepy uncle who's always trying to be funny by making funny you and stuff.
And he also doesn't know like he knows he's stumbled out the gate with her and he has
not been able to recover.
And every time he tries to be like cool and conversational with her, he just gets more
more awkward.
And then they're just, they just will never be friends.
Yeah. And did you catch the part where she turns around to walk away
and he like immediately stares at her ass?
Of course. I got to get up. I had to make a gift.
He's like looking at her butt and like doing this little lick lip.
It's so gross.
You. P.K. Oh, it's on the Instagram.
Well, Erica's having a great time in the ship because, you know, they
soon zip down to Puerto Vallarta and they get out of the airport
and they're like, I want a bag of Rita.
I want a bag of Rita.
Do you like, can we go shopping?
It's like, I want a shop.
I want a bag of Rita.
I want to walk away.
I want some chips. I want a bag of Lima, I want some walkable, I want some chips, I want a burrito.
Yeah, just like going off on her own little private wish list in the back.
She was like literally she was on her own trip. They were all on this bus and they were talking about something else entirely and she just was announcing things that she wanted at any given moment.
I want to be the paper.
You know, like anything. I want to be the paper. You know, I can do
thing. I want a poncho. I want one of those little squeeze bags of mustard. It's a
little tiny, little mustard. Chippin' dip. I want a chip in dip. Like, that's what I
want. That's what I don't want. How do you say popsicle in Mexico. So what I want. I like to talk. I'll say it in English.
Hot dog. Hasco hot dog with a diet soda.
Call it 50. How about that? That's what can we stop here?
Erick has been so much more fun to us at least this year, but she still has that
anal as part of her that can't let things go.
So she to reach like, I'd love a glass of rosy and Carl says the oh if you say rosé too much
Vanderp
What else the color pink and why would you want to is that that great
Taking this so seriously still it's like a year later. Yeah, she's still very very upset about the pink situation She's still mad about it. So she tweeted. She better tweet out last night
Oh, nobody else pink. Oh geez
Well, an argument could be made for pink herself
Probably Sony probably Sony Sony Sony Sony on his pink Oh geez. Well, an argument could be made for pink herself. The same thing.
Probably Sony owns Sony Sony, Sony owns pink.
Trapeze, the trapeze union owns pink.
People tried to start a fight between pink and Lady Gaga, but pink shut it down.
Oh, she did.
Yeah, they were trying to be like, Hey, Lady Gaga pink was doing it first and pink was like, um,
everyone shut up.
I wasn't the first person to dangle from things.
It's called Peter Pan and I thought she did great jobs.
Everyone just be quiet.
Good for her.
Yeah, I agree, good for her.
And she also did it better, so she doesn't need to worry.
I mean, Pink went to circus class, okay?
You went to that damn circus class you see on these shows
for like months.
I mean, she's doing circus oscillation on hers.
Yeah, Lady Gaga just sort of falls down. But she did, she did some twirls,
she did some some tumbles up there. But you know, consider that this is not Lady Gaga's forte
and considering she's angling over a giant stadium. I was viewed by around the world. I think
she did. She did better than I would. That's for sure. I was just be holding onto the cables,
trembling. She's a trembling man dangling over lots of.
I would have fallen.
I wouldn't have been able to hang on.
Yeah.
Um, so we get to the rental real estate thing for morey thing.
And they're like plugging, plugging, plugging.
And he's showing everybody their rooms and he's like, well, to read and pk, uh,
you have the room with two double beds.
So have fun.
She's like marisa who would you want to have six? I know exactly all the dolphins in the bay just turn belly up
yeah they're like there are millions of dead fish on the beaches of Mexico suddenly no one can
understand why or at least two very large dead fish in those beds.
I liked Erica's excitement about seeing Mauricio when they're watching she's like,
Hey Mauricio! Like Erica has been letting moments of excitement come out of her body.
You know she's kept them inside for so long that now they're just like popping out whenever
we didn't get to talk about it last week because we were talking so fast
But like when Harry Hamlin brought out those blueberry pies the barbecue
They were all chatting and then Erica goes
She just suddenly has this like these moments of exuberance that are just like really adorable and hilarious. And Rizzo.
And Bui.
Yeah, he's a little and he's like good.
Rizzo is like always the same exact amount of excitement.
He's like, yeah, well, welcome, you know, so good to have you all here to look at the house.
So great.
He's actually last week he showed a flicker of excitement when they were in the limo
going to the party and their Doreet and Kyle were talking about how Eden called Kyle
and a naveler. And then all of a sudden, he just said, I said, who called you a naveler?
Okay. And then that was like it. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's a bunch of bullshit.
All right. I'm done. Could someone put me a drink? Yeah.
Hashtag the agency.
Yeah, it's like I stood up for Kyle, the agency. So Erica and Kyle have a little sit down
because really, there's nothing to do yet because no one like who causes shit is there
yet. Yeah. I mean, Lisa's like taking an app or something. So Eric and Kyle there and
Erica's doing the same thing where, you know know Eric is good about letting other people advertise like show help them. She's like, so it's crazy. You've got a whole new life in a
Doom business or whatever. And Kyle's like, yeah, but it's just so hard because he said he'd only be working for five years, but now it's been four and he's not letting up and she goes, well, one time I was in a Christmas party of tabs and he came
up to me and he said, do you realize I'm responsible for all these people? And then I understood.
But I think Tom really said it like, if you call me one more fucking time, look I'm responsible
for all these people. You think money grows on trees, Erica? She's like, oh, the sweet story. Really, really sweet.
The yield of me at that Christmas party.
Yeah, they were just, it was just like a, it was just like a strange little conversation of,
you know, don't know how husbands work so much.
We have to appreciate everything we have, moment we have, but then I'm hot. Let's go change. Yeah, pretty much and then Carl of course had to throw in a I've been on TV my whole life
But now to be making it. I was like ff
Okay, so everyone is like yeah, I wonder is there a TV in this Bodega or also
We're in a foreign land. Hey TV land, tell me about that.
And by Bojega, I'm in Halsianda.
It's so lovely to be in a different land. What's it like to be in a TV land?
Kyle.
Do the as the water come from the faucet or do you get it from the well?
Speaking of well, how is John well? The executive producer of your shell.
If I you too many marimuths,, I'm gonna be going to the ER.
Wouldn't you have a bit rolling?
Let's talk about it, cow.
Hey, cow, I give a fuck, okay, cow.
I feel like sitting here, comma, and talking.
That's being of sitting and commas.
Tell me about your sitcom.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What's that up, Moscow? Check out that one over.
So, Rinna and her kid are in New York City, and her kid's like, I am in a show, oh, with
Gigi.
She's like, please mom, do not yell at your mom. Please don't start, with Gigi.
She's like, please mom, do not yell at your London. Yeah, please don't start anything with your London.
Please stay far, far away from your London.
Please, I beg of you.
So then they start doing walking practice because Rina is really big on walking
practice, which cracks me up because she was telling Lorraine, all right, make
the toast one, do it.
Make her walk up and down the driveway and heels while we're gone. Okay telling Lorraine, all right, make the toast one, do it. Make her walk up and down the driveway
and heels while we're gone, okay, Lorraine?
And then this one, she's like, let's do it in the hallway.
What do you think he's looking for?
And she's like, I think he's looking for Tom Boy
and then Lisa Rin is like, walk, walk, walk,
and then she like pops her head, does like a, like,
just like a, like a, it was almost like a drag queen.
It was like full of, she's like, well, I always love attitude, baby.
And she's just like, just like this whole thing.
I was like, uh, not quite, Tom Boy.
Yeah, not quite, but that was pretty funny.
Okay. So then, Arlene goes to see her shrink in Yolanda jeans.
The only one not having a fun time this episode.
Everyone's having a great time.
They're either in Mexico or they're in New York
and they're galavanting, doing fun things
and then it's Eileen at her chileony.
They're a bit of talking about sadness.
Yeah.
I've decided that I'm fine with being sad all the time.
I was like, when were you not?
I was like, Wendy, you suddenly are okay with being sad.
You've been sad since you've been on this show.
It's part of your charm, I have to say but like I lean like constant depression
Her thing, you know, why would they why would the editor the producers be so cruel to put this story in
With everything else is such a fun episode and we're gonna throw in this sad therapy scene
Which is really boring and it's just about how everyone in her family has died.
And she's sad, but she doesn't like to feel sad.
So she just bottles it up and thinks about other things instead.
I was like, this is terrible right now.
Well, she went into this section about her son, Jesse.
And she's like, well, you know, Jesse doesn't like to see me sad.
But I am sad.
I mean, he'll even say like, look, here's my happy mom
and there's my sad mom.
Like you splintered me out into two personalities
and they're both sad constantly.
He even happy mom is sad, but I have to be fine with it.
I mean, it's gonna affect him in his own way
and then they cut to him, the Jesse in a laundry bag
on the floor in the fetal position.
And she's like, honey, get
out of the laundry bag and let's eat breakfast. But they put the happy mom to man's get out
of the bag. I'm not coming out and listen, happy mom. Well, it's happy mom. You're crying.
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So back in Mexico, time to go in some jet skis.
So while at least the van der Poem is hanging out on the beach, staying out of the sun,
Kim, I'm not starting to say Kyle and
Kyle and um,
Kyle and Doreka on Jetsky and then Eric gets on Jetsky and I'm just like really hilarious because Erica gets on it and she just goes speeding around. She, she standing up and she's just zipping around and she's like,
there's only one way to ride a Jetsky and that's why I don't know what the fuck about waves.
Oh boy, I don't know, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna stand, look at me, I'm gonna fuck about waves. Oh boy, I'll put that old gum off. Fuck, I'm gonna go on the wave.
I'm gonna stand, look at me, I'm standing.
You're like, oh my god, she's amazing.
And then she falls off.
I have expected some sort of starfish to jump at.
And be like, everything.
He's piling the jet.
He's like, a paddling as hard as I can.
Bad shots.
Yeah, bad. Jump that wave, bad. And Jaws comes and tries to bite off her leg. He's like a paddling as hard as I can. BATCH US! YUM BAT!
Dump that way, BAT!
And Jaws comes and tries it by an armor leg.
I don't go to fuck take my leg, I don't care.
I'll go to fuck. I can still build my legs with one leg.
That's one angry queen.
It's gonna be hard to lead out into the pussy pop with just my two hands, but...
I'm a full marble! behind the lid had to do the pussy pop with just my two hands but
Yeah, she was very much getting in touch with her inner honey video. Yeah, I was getting some flashbacks to Mariah circa
1997 So over in New York, Rina and Camille are having lunch because Camille's daughter is also walking for Tommy Hilfiger,
which makes me wonder, is Tommy just tired of castings?
It's not me just going to dinner parties now like.
Was he, she was walking for, for Hilfiger also?
Well, he's not walking for, she's not walking for Hilfiger.
She's walking in another show in Fashion Week.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, she's walking to you.
And I don't even think they're having castings anymore.
I think that rich people, designers are like,
you have a thin daughter?
All right, well, just bring her on.
We're not gonna pay her.
Yeah, they're like, oh, and this is gonna be mentioned
on a TV show, great, then why don't we have,
we'll hire her then, yeah.
We'll bring both your kids.
I mean, just don't talk about lime
because that really brought us down last year.
We'll put it. All we could sell were like plaid flannels. United colors of limaton. So
they are sitting at the any hall table. This table was an any hall baby. And Camille's
like, well, I love that movie. Camille, yeah, answer any other way these days. I know Camille.
Camille's like such a great movie.
It made me really rethink my thoughts and orphanages.
No, Camille.
Yeah, I really love that little red-headed, Annie.
And I also really love halls because you know,
they help you get from room to room.
And I'll say if you have a cough, halls are really great.
And I have to say that when an orphan coughs,
I always get them a halls of medicine.
It's a stupid cameo.
So she starts talking a little bit about how it's good.
Her kid has a job because she's like,
after everything when I we've gone through,
I mean, when Kelsey left left like we just stopped seeing him and
he still refuses to speak to me but you know now it would be good if I saw him
because I've moved on like look at me I'm happier and I'm healthier I've only
been to his house three times you know I keep sipping little notes under there
making little knocks but he never answers.
I just wanted to know, I'm okay.
I put little kiss marks all over his door.
I'm fine, Kelsey.
I'm fine.
Ha ha ha ha.
Sometimes I die in my head black
and put on a business suit.
I pretend to be live.
And see if she'll get caught in the inn when I do that.
So far, it hasn't worked, but there's always hope, right?
If two lucky ladies can sit at the any table,
then I can go talk with Frazier again.
I've become a stewed ass on virgin airlines.
Mostly just for myself, but you never know lightning can't
strike twice.
Lightning doesn't hit airplanes though, does it?
So somehow Camille is doing her like I'm woman hear me ooh and then Rina takes that as a she's like yeah, you know Camille I'm learning the same thing like I can't fix anyone else and I don't want to be involved in what those girls are doing but
I can't fix anyone else and I don't want to be involved in what those girls are doing but
They just keep tracking me into things, you know, I'm just trying to be so positive
But then they just keep dragging me back in like this is not what Camille is talking about it Camille's like okay, I guess my scenes over now
Let's talk more about the how the guy from Toy Story directed that movie you like
Camille that's Woody Allen, not Woody the puppet.
Oh.
Conversation just ends.
They sit in silence.
You know, Woody from Cheers was always flirting, but I was very treated phasier, who still
won't call me back.
Yeah, like some of those girls.
What do I waste my time? Am I right? Just talk then. I'll just sit here and not go. Yeah.
I'm sorry, Camille, but things are strange now. It's like the new norm.
No, I'm. Oh, he's friends with Frazier. Maybe he has something to say to him.
You know, I thought that guy was just wearing a suit, but he's really fat.
wearing a suit, but he's really fat.
Wow.
Hi, every day I wait by the mailbox to see if Cliff will come by.
Maybe he can say tell me how fresh he's doing.
So let's see Vanderpump and Kyle are in the gardens of Mexico.
Yes, now, yes, now in the back yard of this place.
Yes, so now Vanderpump is just excited to say, because she gets to finally tell her even story. And you know it's been killing her to not tell it this whole time. Yes, but she can't tell it
on the bus because Doreet's trying to claim her her rosé and the other ones in the back screaming about burritos.
So she's like, oh wait for the perfect moment.
Timing is everything darling.
Oh, this is perfect.
Hey, it feels like we're walking in the garden of Eden speaking of which nailed it.
What a snake.
What a snake rim it is snake-runa is!
So they're walking around the garden and she's like, oh I had lunch with Eden.
And, uh, Kyle's like, oh let me guess.
It wasn't really a lunch, it was more just like some trisket, you know, I don't bring out the good stuff for her, not yet. I had a 1983 canned peach clearing with
Eden the other day darling. She's like, let me guess, she just
talked about me and my sister. Oh, darling, I think you're
reading it the wrong way. She's like, did they did they or
not? Did she talk about me and my sister? She's like, well,
yes, darling. Oh, just let me have my moment Lisa. Let me just
have my I told you so okay
She talked about me. Yeah, she talked about me
Let's give them something to talk about
Darling this is getting out of hand. I think that only because I was listening to Bonnie Raite before the podcast
So she even I mean Vanderpump finally gets to tell her. Darling,
what she told me is the reason that she did that was because she spoke with Lisa Rina who
told her that you're an enabler and that Kim is still using drugs and that Kim gave her
nothing darling. Carls like, oh my god, Kim gave her nothing. Oh, I'm totally turning on Lisa Rinna now.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty much what happened.
Kyle was shocked and she was fired up and it was like,
oh, this is gonna be a problem
because Angry Kyle is now resurfaced
and it's gonna be bad.
Yes, I've missed.
For Rinna.
I've needed some petty, petty carl scenes. They've been
totally lacking the season. And she's like, Lisa, Rina Hatten, needs to shut her big,
fucking mouth. And Vanderpump says, she's going to need a lot more string darling.
Yeah. Yeah. He needs to keep her mouth tied shut. And then, then they go to dinner time.
And then Doreet is still doing callbacks of her joke that never quite landed in the first place. She's like, oh, she's like, I'm afraid that that PK and I that double beds
we have to do the Lisi and Lisi and Ricky treatment. They had good night Ricky. Good night
is. It's so funny. Did you hear what I said? Talk about Lisi and Ricky's. I'll show you
it's on the 50s. Very popular. There's something different beds. She actually went to
some more because you PK and I are different beds. You see anyone?
Yeah. The only thing that woman has in common with
Lucy is that she shoves a lot of balls in her mouth for a living.
Okay. I'm terribly sorry. I don't remember how to work this chocolate factory. Oh,
you're pretty little chocolate balls are showing. So they start gathering for dinner in
Erica. More is like, hey, I caught a fish for dinner a tuna yeah like no way no you didn't
he's like no seriously I caught a tuna and Erica's like oh really well you know I'm a great
fisherman you know that Erica's like always a one-upper and then PK always the third wheel is like I
want to call to Marlin like I'll PK like well I didn't really catch it that someone else caught a foamy ha ha ha ha ha ha
Erica goes that's quite a fight about island he's like oh right I didn't do it
someone next to me I'll just watch the guy
and then when they actually go to eat the dinner pk is just such a kiss ass
it's like no first of all I don't like that he calls him no because no, the fish is San say shino. This you not only caught the biggest fish in the
sea, you caught the tastiest one. And the only thing fishier that I would like
would be Dereads vagina, but unfortunately we're on two different beds. Oh,
Peter, Dr. Bed jokes again.
Luckily, Eric is here, most likely not wearing on these. Is that right, Erica? Cool, Erica, trendy, Erica?
I can't tell if this wonderful photo is the tuna or arrow cos pretty little puss.
Dereet fight.
Did you plant veggies to Maurizia?
I don't want to put anything in my mouth that you haven't prepared.
Have you grown the trees that this table were made from as well?
Marit, see ya! I hate that couple so much. I hate them. So let's see here. They
start talking about husbands and she's like, Kyle's like, well, I can't believe
he caught this fish because when we had no money, he wouldn't even change
damn light bulb without a handyman.
And he said, he said, Kyle, have you ever seen a Jewish handyman?
And I was like, well, doesn't Israel like ever get broken things in their house?
Like there has to be one somewhere.
There has to be somewhere in Israel.
There has to be a Jewish handyman somewhere.
Otherwise, the whole damn place would be a disrepair.
Let's see.
So Kyle does a Kyle, which Kyle always does this.
When Kyle was pissed, she's like, OK, this meeting
is called to order.
We're all turning on Brinna now.
She basically announces to the table
that she's having so much fun.
So much fun. She's like, I hope we can still have fun, but Rena comes tomorrow and you
know, that could go bad because she's coming with Eden and then she basically tells them
all. Well, she's on the verge of death and that she's not sober. And Doreeda's like,
I definitely think Lisa Rina could have said these things to Eden mostly because I can picture her sort of saying those things.
I was like, oh, okay, well, you know, Judge and Jury right there, I mean, no need to spend this one to trial.
Case closed. I liked Erica going. My favorite Erica things, like earlier in the season when she went, what?
And this one, this one this one she goes
virgin death maybe death by blueberry pie
so yeah Kyle basically says I'm not even mad at Eden anymore because Eden was just
coming to us because she thought Kim was about to die because of stuff Lisa Renatolder in the first place and then Jury was like,
well now Eden didn't have anything nice to say about Kim either. Be careful before you
jump that fence darling.
It was, it's actually just was totally unc... she had no sense of it. There's just like nothing,
nothing even blocking her. Just like Erica with the pretty little puss
I was hanging out Erica. Why do you always bring that up anyway? I'm you saying I bring it up
They're like how do you even know that Kimson alcoholic without even knowing her? I'm like
Pretty easy really because she's claiming to win an Oscar for the help
So maybe that's so then Doree Doreet is now decided to add some fuel to the fire and she's claiming to win an Oscar for the help. So maybe that's it.
So then to read, to read is now decided to add some fuel to the fire and she's like,
well, you know, the craziest thing happened. I'm going to be at Eden Sassin's place and
having smoothies and these were there. I was sort of bonding and then at least
to read, I was just like, I put Xanax is in my smoothies and then I inject them to my
things because I just love the high. And I thought, that seems odd. And eating said that she's just going to go and just do snort some lines of
cocaine. I thought, aren't you supposed to be sober darling?
America's like, well they were joking right?
I'm just like, well I don't know. Do you consider it a joke when you pull out a ziplock
full of heroin? ruin. Lisa read it literally said that why I was based off of her life.
I thought, oh, that's interesting.
Also, this is a very good demonstration of Vanderpump just being foolish because they
cut to Vanderpump and she's acting like she's never heard this story before.
She's like, really?
How fascinating.
It's like, really? How fascinating.
It's like, oh, good.
You know, she was like, look, I'll tell Kyle,
shit in the garden, but you've got to bring up the Ziploc thing.
I can't do this all alone, girl.
She's a good coach, that Lisa.
So then Kyle starts to stew,
and she's doing so hard that they kind of just do like a time lapse.
We sort of see a montage of them,
frallicking on Mexico over the next 24 hours,
waiting for Rina to show up, and sure enough,
you know, Rina walks up.
Hi, everyone.
Hi. Hello.
It's me. Hi, everyone.
Hi.
Me. What a wonderful friend.
Hello. Hello, everyone.
And Cos, like, I'm sorry, I'm not giving you a better greeting,
but you're about to get one right now or something like that.
And everyone was basically staring at Rina and this was, had a lot of shades of Jules Arons entrance to Scary Island.
All that was missing was Alex McCord bursting into tears on his chest lounge.
Yeah, she walked into a lion stand.
I mean, the only person who looks really happy was Vanderper pup, she's like, I can feel my vagina applauding.
So like, we're then just. Yeah, they, they weren't in a hot tub.
It was just a lot of waves coming from that club in China.
So like, wait, is there a hot, a hot tub jet on my knee?
That's me darling, sorry.
I've waited long time for this.
Let me just enjoy it.
All right.
Oh, we really ended that recap on a kind of disturbing note.
A Vandipa hot jet.
Vandipa hot jet of Vandipa.
So next week it's going to be the big confrontation.
And then we were treated to a still-up-this-season, and wow, it looks good.
It looks like there's a lot of fighting.
It looks like Rina gets into it again with Kim.
Erica reaches her boiling point with Duret and PK.
It's just going to be fat, but eating yells at someone
probably at least to Rina.
Cause Eden feels very abandoned by Rina.
That's her whole thing.
Is that she even's like, I inserted myself in this.
I got involved because I thought there was a problem.
And then where's Rina?
No where to be found.
And of course, Vanderpump is really delighting in that.
She's like, sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Now you know how it feels. I gave you feels like I gave you everything I gave you a
piece of me. Shut up Eden. Shut up. Well everybody thanks so much for listening. No, I
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